Top-Shelf Hijynx
Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning everything. Baroque Medusa writes erotica, specifically for the men. Check out her collection on Amazon. Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa Thanks for sticking around. Hit subscribe and we see you soon. Until then, Glasses up and Clink-Clink
Episodes
In this episode of the Clink-Clink Gang podcast, we're gearing up for Fall and the official start of Hoodie season! Baroque Medusa shares her expert tips with PAHMOANAH BULITZ on lifting weights and the importance of quality sleep. Plus, get the inside scoop on Medusa's highly anticipated non-fiction erotica book, Animals on a Carousel, dropping next Sunday, August 18th. Discover what makes this book a unique and personal journey i...
Hold onto your seats for a wild ride in this episode of The Clink-Clink Gang! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa dive into the Summer Olympics with a side of Snoop Dogg hilarity, then detour to the county fairs, comparing SoCal and Oregon's deep-fried delights and tonight's guest artists. The gang also reminisces about Baroque Medusa's youngest nephew's christening, complete with drunken shenanigans at the after-party. Tune in for...
In this lively episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into an array of random yet entertaining topics. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ chat about Snoop Dogg's beloved dogs, hilariously critique Joe Rogan's blunt-rolling skills, and share their comical frustrations with Instagram videos. The duo also delves into the absurdity of coffee-flavored Doritos and discuss the recent system outage that disrupted flights and productivity. Fi...
Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the thrilling world of strep throat, retail hell, and the ever-exciting state of Oregon. PAHMOANAH BULITZ fills us in with her riveting tales of moving to Oregon and painting wine barrel tables for the Fourth of July—because what else would you do? Our hosts also bravely tackle the hard-hitting issues of Oakland Raiders tailgating in Parking Lot C (‘Best parking lot for Rai...
In this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into the latest hot topics: botox and blow jobs. We also discuss Southern California Edison's "brown outs" and McDonald's newest fries creation. Plus, get the scoop on the delicious Rainbow Sherbet Punch. Medusa shares a hilarious story about a mushroom and THC mix-up with her Binoid delivery, filling in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on all the details.
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Join us in celebrating a fantastic milestone as Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ commemorate one year of podcasting. This special episode is packed with engaging discussions on Father's Day, where we uncover the best and worst gifts according to dads surveyed. We also dive into current events, including the U.S. House passing a bill requiring males aged 18-26 to be automatically drafted. In addition, we raise a glass to Pabst Bl...
Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the latest buzz in the dental field, bringing you the freshest updates on teeth. This lively discussion takes a thrilling turn as PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares horror stories from her days as a dental hygienist. As the episode unfolds, the Clink Clink Gang takes a nostalgic journey back to 1994, reminiscing about the iconic 'Back to the Future' series and their own adventures dur...
In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang dives into the flawed marketing campaign of Bad Boys IV, highlighting what went wrong. They also discuss UFC legends Nick Diaz and Sean Strickland. Baroque Medusa updates PAHMOANAH BULITZ on Snickers' latest flavor, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her chaotic Memorial Day weekend at Lowes.
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In this episode, Medusa shares her past brow waxer's past as an esthetician, revealing some of her clients' shocking hygiene. PAHMOANAH BULITZ follows with tales from her dental assistant days, emphasizing hygiene issues. (You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that hygiene is the common denominator!) The Clink-Clink Gang also discusses childhood bullying, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ updates us on her neighbor's lingering H...
In this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ sarcastically dive into the saccharine abyss of "Mother's Day," offering their unfiltered opinions and colorful language. The conversation hilariously veers off course into a bizarre wasp conundrum, because why the hell not? And of course, the Clink-Clink Gang chimes in with their own brand of witty banter, making this episode a rollercoaster of sarcasm and expletives.
Join the Clink-Clink Gang in this festive Cinco De Mayo episode as they share exciting updates from the past week. Baroque Medusa recounts her thrilling adventures at Universal Studios, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ discovers a hilarious mix-up during spring cleaning. Expect plenty of sarcasm, laughter, and maybe a few profanities in this lively episode.
Read up on Baroque Medusa's interview w/ Bold Journey Magazine about her evolution as ...
In this episode, Baroque Medusa gets a crash course in Chaldean Name Numerology from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who reveals the number assigned to Medusa. The Clink-Clink Gang takes a trip down memory lane, discussing road rage, Shake n Bake, and the challenges of being moms getting their kids involved in extracurricular activities. Join in as the besties catch up, with plenty of profanities flying along the way. Tune in for a lively and no...
In this episode of Top-Shelf Hijynx, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Medusa as they dive into the art of tattooing. PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her journey of rediscovering tattooing in 2024, highlighting the stark differences between the equipment of the 1990s and today. Medusa adds a flavorful twist to the conversation by introducing PAHMOANAH BULITZ to the latest ketchup crazes, including Cheetos Ketchup and Heinz glitter ketchup.
In this hilarious episode, join the Clink Clink Gang as they reminisce about their favorite childhood TV shows. From the classic Three's Company to the lesser-known gems like The Ropers and Three's a Crowd, they dive into the nostalgia of 70s and 80s television. They also share their mutual disdain for certain childhood movies, bonding over their shared taste in cinematic dislikes. Tune in for laughs, memories, and a trip down memo...
Get ready to join the Clink Clink Gang for a wild ride in this episode! They're diving into three rounds of Getting to Know My Bestie Better (GTKMBB), with questions that are as serious as life and death (well, almost). Discover why Baroque Medusa decided her sobriety was officially over and catch up on the latest from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who updates us on her TV delivery and the ongoing saga of the missing cables from two weeks ago....
Get ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and common sense. And hold onto your seats for the hysterical saga of PAHMOANAH BULITZ trying to explain the ancient art of writi...
In this episode, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she navigates the chaos of a new TV delivery, and laugh along as Medusa has a surprising epiphany about hangnails following a nail shop manicure.
Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it.
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In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang continues on their sobriety journey, sparking a hilarious debate over a new group name. Meanwhile, PAHMOANAH BULITZ takes Baroque Medusa on a deep dive into the Urban Dictionary, offering a hilarious and educational twist on modern slang and culture.
Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read i...
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ discusses the quirks of Daylight Saving Time. Also, Medusa shares a humorous encounter with a road-raging driver, pondering if it was none other than PAHMOANAH BULITZ.
Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it.
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In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her winning news. Plus, the Clink-Clink Gang goes redrum on Secret Body Spray and Super Bowl LVIII's streaker with possible life altering scenarios.
Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&r...
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