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In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Episodes
Chris reluctantly becomes a camper owner when his wife fulfills her longtime dream of buying a tow-behind camper for $1,000 from Facebook Marketplace. What follows is a hilarious journey into the unexpected realities of RV ownership, from towing nightmares to bathroom etiquette.
• Wife has wanted a camper for years, talking about fixing one up and eventually finding the perfect one
• Purchased a 2002 Keys...
We share a nightmare hotel experience that occurred at the start of our family vacation to the Great Smoky Mountains, featuring an abandoned front desk, malfunctioning room equipment, and a tennis ball under the bed.
• The hotel nightmare begins with a 45-minute wait at an unmanned reception desk
• Phones ring unanswered throughout the hotel while guests stand helplessly in the lobby
• Room amenities ...
Our magical Disney World adventure takes an unexpected turn when we encounter an army of gigantic Florida cockroaches during the Phantasmic nighttime show at Hollywood Studios. What begins as an exciting family outing with prime seating quickly transforms into a horror show as hundreds of enormous roaches emerge from a manhole cover, creating waves of panic throughout the audience.
• Giant cockroaches the siz...
Three friends reminisce about their first cars and the freedom, breakdowns, and bizarre incidents that came with teenage car ownership in the 1990s.
• Jay's "Red Wolf" - a maroon Ford Taurus that cost $500 and lasted only a week before breaking down
• Chris's 1977 gold Pontiac Catalina with bench seating that received an unintentional tattoo imprint during a romantic encounter
• To...
Jay recounts a reckless driving incident from his youth that resulted in property damage, legal consequences, and important life lessons.
• Jay and his friend went to a dance club where they consumed alcohol
• After leaving, Jay drove recklessly, blowing through stop signs on the way home
• While turning a corner near his grandparents' house, Jay crashed into a neighbor's yard and brick wal...
Tony recounts his recent three-day spa retreat celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary with his wife. The experience was filled with unexpected moments, awkward encounters, and surprising revelations about luxury pampering.
• Confusion about spa dress code leads Tony to wear only a robe with nothing underneath
• First-time facial experience with a specialist named after Tony's teenage crush (Topanga...
Chris shares his frustrating experience with a car dealership over a warranty recall repair that turned into a multi-week ordeal of poor service and damaged car parts.
• Chris receives repeated recall notices about a buzzing sound in his minivan's sliding door
• Dealership makes him wait three weeks for an appointment, then doesn't have the needed part
• When returning for the rescheduled re...
Jay and Chris discuss the uncomfortable realities of dealing with aggressive dogs while working in clients' homes, sharing personal stories of dog attacks and the complex aftermath.
• Jay recounts getting bitten by a client's poodle and how he instinctively punched the dog to defend himself
• Chris shares his more severe dog attack experience involving a Weimaraner that resulted in bleeding thro...
Tony shares his harrowing experience flying back from Orlando with his 11-year-old son who has severe flight anxiety and his fearless 4-year-old who enjoyed tormenting his brother.
• Tony's family vacation to Orlando included theme parks, Legoland, Disney, and daily trips to Universal CityWalk
• The flight to Florida experienced one bad drop that triggered his son Chase's severe flight anxiety
We dive into Chris's epic weekend house party that evolved into a 24-hour rager, complete with barbecue, fire pits, and an Umphrey's McGee concert adventure.
• Chris hosted an all-day party that transformed from a pre-concert gathering to a sunrise after-party
• The crew traveled to the Riverside Theater via city bus, where Chris befriended and smuggled a stranger named Isaac into the concert
Jay shares his concerns about his 12-year-old son being bullied at school, prompting a candid discussion about generational approaches to handling bullies and what parents can do when their children are targeted.
• The hosts share personal experiences with bullying from their childhoods
• Discussion of different strategies to counter bullies, including the "Eight Mile" approach of owning insults...
This episode delves into the challenges of parenting in a consumer-driven society, contrasting our childhood experiences with modern-day realities. We share personal stories highlighting the nostalgia of starter jackets and the implications of raising overly pampered children in an often disposable world.
• Growing up with significant differences in childhood wealth
• The importance of teaching kids the ...
We dive deep into the psychology and tactics of snow removal, exploring everything from avoiding responsibility to neighborhood snow-clearing dynamics. Our lighthearted debate reveals how something as simple as clearing a driveway can expose personality traits, living situations, and neighborly relationships.
• Different approaches to snow removal based on housing situation
• The struggle with heavy, pack...
Our podcast intro goes hilariously off the rails when a host makes an unexpected comment with his mic on, leading to a completely unfiltered conversation about studio equipment needs and absurd fundraising ideas.
• Discussion about needing to revamp our podcast studio with proper tables and microphone stands
• Joke about starting a fundraiser with questionable content creation strategies
• Deep dive i...
We explore the anxieties, costs, and humor surrounding dental visits and share personal anecdotes about navigating the dental landscape. Our conversations dive into fears, innovations in dental technology, and the importance of transparency in dental care.
• Discussing the shared fear of dental visits
• Sharing personal stories about avoidance and consequences
• Highlighting the financial reality of...
This episode showcases a hilarious yet chaotic event where friends forced each other into a comedy challenge. The conversation dives deep into their experiences, the nature of friendship, the art of comedy, and reflects on the unexpected outcomes of their stand-up night.
• Friends share the diabolical challenge of performing stand-up comedy
• Tension rises as they recount preparation for the big show
• ...
A wild honeymoon turns into a comedic disaster filled with turbulence, hotel chaos, and drunken escapades in Mexico. Jay shares hilarious tales from the trip, underscoring the unpredictable nature of travel and the value of humor in navigating misfortunes.
• Highlights the expectations versus reality of a honeymoon
• Captures travel woes from flights to hotel check-ins
• Discusses tipsy misadventures an...
We reminisce about our Bucks game experience that highlighted the joy of camaraderie, unexpected challenges, and shared adventures. Through mishaps and laughter, we reflect on the sensation that sports create, bringing friends and memories alike as we navigate modern-game experiences.
• The episode explores the logistics of planning a game night with friends
• The experience of attending a live Bucks gam...
Building memories through shared experiences leads to powerful connections between fathers and their children. We discuss fishing trips filled with lessons on persistence and accomplishment, coaching soccer, and the fulfilling moments that come from being involved in their endeavors.
• The joys of fishing: milestones and achievements
• Setting personal goals in fishing
• Celebrating independence: t...
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