Top Shelf Stories

Top Shelf Stories

In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.

Episodes

July 1, 2025 32 mins

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Chris shares his frustrating experience with a car dealership over a warranty recall repair that turned into a multi-week ordeal of poor service and damaged car parts.

• Chris receives repeated recall notices about a buzzing sound in his minivan's sliding door
• Dealership makes him wait three weeks for an appointment, then doesn't have the needed part
• When returning for the rescheduled re...

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Jay and Chris discuss the uncomfortable realities of dealing with aggressive dogs while working in clients' homes, sharing personal stories of dog attacks and the complex aftermath.

• Jay recounts getting bitten by a client's poodle and how he instinctively punched the dog to defend himself
• Chris shares his more severe dog attack experience involving a Weimaraner that resulted in bleeding thro...

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Tony shares his harrowing experience flying back from Orlando with his 11-year-old son who has severe flight anxiety and his fearless 4-year-old who enjoyed tormenting his brother.

• Tony's family vacation to Orlando included theme parks, Legoland, Disney, and daily trips to Universal CityWalk
• The flight to Florida experienced one bad drop that triggered his son Chase's severe flight anxiety

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June 10, 2025 51 mins

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We dive into Chris's epic weekend house party that evolved into a 24-hour rager, complete with barbecue, fire pits, and an Umphrey's McGee concert adventure.

• Chris hosted an all-day party that transformed from a pre-concert gathering to a sunrise after-party
• The crew traveled to the Riverside Theater via city bus, where Chris befriended and smuggled a stranger named Isaac into the concert

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June 3, 2025 48 mins

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Jay shares his concerns about his 12-year-old son being bullied at school, prompting a candid discussion about generational approaches to handling bullies and what parents can do when their children are targeted.

• The hosts share personal experiences with bullying from their childhoods
• Discussion of different strategies to counter bullies, including the "Eight Mile" approach of owning insults...

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This episode delves into the challenges of parenting in a consumer-driven society, contrasting our childhood experiences with modern-day realities. We share personal stories highlighting the nostalgia of starter jackets and the implications of raising overly pampered children in an often disposable world.

• Growing up with significant differences in childhood wealth 
• The importance of teaching kids the ...

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May 26, 2025 7 mins

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We dive deep into the psychology and tactics of snow removal, exploring everything from avoiding responsibility to neighborhood snow-clearing dynamics. Our lighthearted debate reveals how something as simple as clearing a driveway can expose personality traits, living situations, and neighborly relationships.

• Different approaches to snow removal based on housing situation
• The struggle with heavy, pack...

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May 25, 2025 6 mins

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Our podcast intro goes hilariously off the rails when a host makes an unexpected comment with his mic on, leading to a completely unfiltered conversation about studio equipment needs and absurd fundraising ideas.

• Discussion about needing to revamp our podcast studio with proper tables and microphone stands
• Joke about starting a fundraiser with questionable content creation strategies
• Deep dive i...

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We explore the anxieties, costs, and humor surrounding dental visits and share personal anecdotes about navigating the dental landscape. Our conversations dive into fears, innovations in dental technology, and the importance of transparency in dental care.

• Discussing the shared fear of dental visits 
• Sharing personal stories about avoidance and consequences 
• Highlighting the financial reality of...

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This episode showcases a hilarious yet chaotic event where friends forced each other into a comedy challenge. The conversation dives deep into their experiences, the nature of friendship, the art of comedy, and reflects on the unexpected outcomes of their stand-up night. 
• Friends share the diabolical challenge of performing stand-up comedy 
• Tension rises as they recount preparation for the big show 
• ...

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A wild honeymoon turns into a comedic disaster filled with turbulence, hotel chaos, and drunken escapades in Mexico. Jay shares hilarious tales from the trip, underscoring the unpredictable nature of travel and the value of humor in navigating misfortunes. 
• Highlights the expectations versus reality of a honeymoon 
• Captures travel woes from flights to hotel check-ins 
• Discusses tipsy misadventures an...

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We reminisce about our Bucks game experience that highlighted the joy of camaraderie, unexpected challenges, and shared adventures. Through mishaps and laughter, we reflect on the sensation that sports create, bringing friends and memories alike as we navigate modern-game experiences.

• The episode explores the logistics of planning a game night with friends 
• The experience of attending a live Bucks gam...

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April 22, 2025 38 mins

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Building memories through shared experiences leads to powerful connections between fathers and their children. We discuss fishing trips filled with lessons on persistence and accomplishment, coaching soccer, and the fulfilling moments that come from being involved in their endeavors. 

• The joys of fishing: milestones and achievements 
• Setting personal goals in fishing 
• Celebrating independence: t...

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This episode delves into the fascination with romance novels and how they influence real-life perceptions of love and relationships. The hosts share personal anecdotes and explore the allure of fictional desires, highlighting the impact of reading on modern intimacy. 
• Personal reading habits leading to a deeper discussion 
• Observations about significant others’ book choices 
• The addictive nature of r...

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We explore the wild nights that often leave lasting impressions, combining laughter and reflections on drinking habits. Through shared experiences in a Brazilian steakhouse and a game show battle room, we ponder the balance between indulgence and moderation while inviting listeners to share their own stories.

• Discussion about a colleague's decision to take a break from drinking 
• Recollections of ...

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In an unforgettable night at the Frick Frack Blackjack during a music festival, I discovered the magic of trading unique items in a vibrant carnival atmosphere. From a jar of cicada skins to a collection of whimsical treasures, this experience highlighted the joy of nostalgia and the fun inherent in bartering, leaving me with laughter and stories to share. 

• Introduction to Frick Frack Blackjack and its uniq...

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This episode dives into a hilarious and chaotic night in Las Vegas, where a lost phone leads to a comical ransom attempt. The adventures share the laughter and camaraderie of friends navigating drunken mischief, revealing the unpredictable nature of fun in Sin City. 
• Tales of drunk antics and unforgettable moments 
• A frantic search for a lost phone in a casino 
• The amusing phone ransom twist that unf...

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Gambling, while often associated with big wins, comes with its fair share of regrets and realities. In this episode, we discuss our personal gambling experiences, the highs and lows at various casinos, strategies for slots and blackjack, and the captivating psychology behind why we keep playing, despite the odds. 
• Exploring personal experiences at casinos 
• Discussing strategies and secrets of slot machines...

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This episode explores the humorous differences between being a boy dad and a girl dad, showcasing the unique challenges and experiences each face. Through lighthearted anecdotes and serious reflections, we discuss parenting strategies, responsibility, and the chaos of raising children. 
• Comparison and humor in the dynamics of boy dads vs. girl dads 
• The physical and chaotic nature of raising boys 
• Ex...

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