277. Tunic 2, For Lords Only

Lords: * Andrew * Kate Topics: * Is it okay to make a game that is boring * My friend wants me to play WoW. Should I? * How to melt chocolate * Kate's Wallace and Gromit song * https://bsky.app/profile/hownottodraw.bsky.social/post/3lfctso62a22q * VFX is like cooking, game design is like baking * Looksmaxxing Microtopics: * Adam Atomic's Pico-8 renaissance. * Vampire vs. Pope Army * Still Kate. * Grass and flowers and touching them. * The bifurcation of Bluesky into Twitter 2 and Mastodon into Not Twitter. * The different kinds of people who tell you you're doing it wrong on different social media services. * Looking at Bluesky and realizing it's just like Twitter, and having a reaction to that realization. * Comparing your mood before using an internet service to your mood afterwards. * You're the cow, baby! * A story about living in a village of fewer than twenty people where nothing happens for thirty years. * Countervailing forces preventing your game design from becoming a worry stone. * Going outside and being bored until being bored stops feeling like an assault on all your senses. * Talking to your mates in the pub about your new socks. * Your mayonnaise manufacturing district. * YAGNI. * That time your ex-husband stole your knife and without a knife you can't cut food! Or ropes! * Needing medical help and asking the guy in your village who owns half an encyclopedia. * A miserable experience that is worth doing. * The big advantage of playing World of Warcraft in Hardcore mode. * WoW Classic and WoW Classic Classic. * A game about killing 40 rats. * The game for children that do annoying dances. * Who knows about causality? * The two year period when game designers played nothing but World of Warcraft. * Getting addicted to an MMO and never contributing anything to society ever again. * Entering into an activity with a miserly determination to not have fun. * What it takes to do a dungeon. * The spaces between the exciting parts. * Melting chocolate on top of parchment paper. * Melting chocolate with a hair dryer. * A Fraught Bark Experience. * Mouthfuls of raw flour. * Cake Batter Bark. * Rescuing seized chocolate. * Counterintuitive chocolate behavior. * Baking: It's Stupid. * Adding a tart cheese to cream of mushrooms soup. * Reading the poem as if you're not singing it in your head. * Asking the vicar to share a stir-fry. * Adding swear words to the Wallace and Gromit theme. * Leggy Desert Boy, by Percy Bysshe Shelley. * The verse in Eleanor Rigby where they talk about cooking and eating dinner. * Words that rhyme with "pint." * Rhyming "pint" with "2019." * Inventing an OC named "blorange" to solve your rhyming problems. * Taking flavors and synthesizing new flavors. * Hammering on the "fun" button for forty or fifty years. * Having the one hit and not needing another hit. * Exploring a multidimensional design space and tapping on all the walls to see which ones are destructible. * Starting to make a game and finding out whether it's an easy game to make. * Langoliers. * Night Snacker. * Releasing games exclusively in the Topic Lords discord. * The art of turning your mortal vessel into a weapon. * Softmaxxing vs. Hardmaxxing. * Doing tongue exercises to sharpen your jaw. * The Wikipedia page with the most scare quotes on it. * Limb-lengthening surgery. * Dabbing: it's just extremely short-term looksmaxxing. * When two subcultures have two different words for the same idea. * Whether the Xes in "Looksmaxxing" are the kisses and the Os the hugs, or vice versa. * Whether the Xes in are the kisses and the Os are the hugs or whether the Xes are the dead eyes on the cartoon face. * Archiving the VODs.