#193: BURN YOUR LOCAL WITCH (AND WIZARD)

magic is not real.

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the Trash Cats, trashcast.
I'm Richard. I'm Steven.
And today, we're going to learn about the color of our energies.
It's time to bash some local psychics.
It's expecting a little bit moreof a response from you.
I guess you'd probably rent it ahead of time and knew it was
coming, but. Yeah.
So basically the other day I gotthis program in the mail, right?

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For for for a local convention. And the title of this convention
is called Ascend. A.
Body. Yeah, a body Mind spirit
celebration. And this is Cincinnati, OH,

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right. And frankly, I was shocked just
how many weirdo occult spiritualist wannabe witches and
fairies and hippie freaks are scamming in my city.

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, psychics are
terrorists. Hallelujah.
And I think it should be illegalto offer these vampires material
support. I mean if ever there was a group
we should be deported with that due process.

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It's the fucking psychics. So today we're going to dox them
one by one. 100 of the local psychics.
Also, the Pope is dead, which ispretty cool.
Actually, you you you brought upthe two things.
I didn't read your your preamblehere before you know, starting

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you probably two things that I wanted to bring up, which is 1.
You know, we're, we're just heavily, you know, deporting
people without due process. And that's wild.
Yeah, it's also. Slave camps and dungeons by
fascists. Our, you know, vice president.
Killed the Pope. Spoke to the Pope and and

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breathed on him and his halitosis killed the Pope.
Oh. My God.
J DS Vance is so bad it killed the Pope.
Isn't that crazy? Dude, it's wild.
Here's the real scary thing is if they kill the Fed, bro, if,
if they fuck, if they fucking fuck this up, dude, our whole

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economy is toast bro. We're like so cooked right now.
It is embarrassing. We're fucked bro.
We're fucked. America's over.
We were. We were just talking about hope
before this. Because do you want to do the

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meta an hour later? Go, go ahead, kick, kick it off.
Before you mentioned you had said I was a, a hopeful person
and I found that I, I got what you meant, but I found that
interesting because I feel like I'm, I'm an idealist.
That's closer to true nihilism than most people who think

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they're a nihilist, I think. Yeah.
I mean, we can do the infinite peanut butter sandwich test if
you want. I, I think what I meant by that
I, I'm, I'm realizing that the better way to describe, I guess
how I mean on that is in the areas of life where it does,

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where it's closer to home. And it matters like when when it
comes to things concerning your family and friends and people
that people that you're close to, like the people that you
actually connect with. That you feel.
I feel like you are you are not as oh, I guess it's just that it

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is what it is and you'll never go fuck yourself as you would
be. Are you as you are with issues
that are outside the scope of like your direct, you know,
surroundings. Does that make sense?
Yeah, I I hate this line becauseit's used by a Christian

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apologists and like Alcoholics, but they, they always, they
always say. Is is the phrase Hi, my name is
Richard and I'm an alcoholic. Not all hate that line.
They say God will never do for you what you can't do for
yourself or whatever or whatever.

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Yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself. Where I feel like I, I feel like
to boil it down a long time ago when I was in a detox center, I
think, or maybe I just got out, my little brother gave me this,
this band shirt that we both like.
And on the back of the shirt it says hope.

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And there there was a local graffiti artist that for for
years in Cincinnati, they would just spray paint in cursive hope
and put little hearts. And there were times like life
was fucked up. And I was like, that was really
cool. Somebody put that there right?
And I feel like the type of nihilism I gravitate towards is

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I enjoy. Not all the time.
Like when it comes in my shirt rotation, I don't wear that
shirt every time, but often. I like putting the shirt on
'cause it feels nice, like someone someone's intent to give
it to me is meaningful. And I like having a nice little
thing in the world sometimes, right?

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But just just like the infinite peanut butter sandwiches, if you
spent your whole life every minute of your day making peanut
butter sandwiches to give out the homeless people all day, I
feel like, you know, my moral intuition is like, you're doing
a good thing and you should do what you can in the world to
make it better and like fight for good things, people you

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like, whatever. I feel strongly about that
because I am idealistic. But ultimately I don't think any
of it fucking matters. Like, at all.
Like if instead of making peanutbutter sandwiches every day, if
I just went out and murdered 100local psychics every day just

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going through my my list. I don't think it.
Would the scales. The scales don't move, it's the
same. I truly think in the in the
Egyptian pyramids when they weigh my heart against a
feather, it wouldn't change a thing either way for like it
was. Pure of heart when he murdered

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those 100 psychics. Like you're supposed to do good.
Hey, look to make this life. If they're really psychic, they
should have seen it coming. Oh my God that's so good, how
could you even get charged bro the justice.
System. How can it be premeditated if
they knew I? Think it's I think it's still a
murder if they're if the your defenses, but they were lying.

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Bro, that's a legal loophole if I've ever heard.
You can't you? You can't murder a psychic.
They had to be in on it or else they would have avoided this
whole oh. Yeah, they they they were
playing it from the start. Bro it's they basically
committed this is a conspiracy by my.
Yeah, I know. Listen, I know they're dead, but

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I want to sue them. They got me involved in this.
They're paying for my court costs.
Dude, that's so. Fun my legal fees.
All right, how was your week? Let's start there.
And before we we'll warm up a little bit, how was your?
Well, I well, I told you we're, we're deporting people by the by
the masses. And did you just say our, our

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vice president killed the whole news?
That's, I mean, I mean, no, I knew what happened, but like I
haven't talked to you in two weeks.
So I mean, that's just, that's been the thing that's been
happening. It's it's been happening ever
since and it just keeps happening.
Yeah, it's been happening. I mean it started prior to that,
but I I mean it. Wasn't there like a court order?
Wasn't there like a a court order to stop Yes, doing it.

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We're in a Constitution keeps. Happening, I think we talked
about it on on our White House faith office a little bit
because. I think we, I think you're
right. Yeah, there's been three TR OS
or whatever the fuck, and we're in a full constitutional crisis
because the executive branch is not listening to the judicial
branch and this is very crazy. They're starting to a little bit

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now, which makes it more annoying.
Today they announced that he is in, what do you call it, talks
with El Salvador's president about returning some of these
people. Oh good.
But we know it's bullshit and a stall tactic 'cause they both
have already said they wouldn't do it and are yeah talking about

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how they can soon deport straight up U.S. citizens.
Yeah, we've got rid of a couple students just for writing anti
Israel papers and shit. It's it's so fucked.
Like it's like. Real, real wild.
There's emails going out tellingpeople to self deport.

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There's just, it's so fucked it I can't even I'm following all
of the court cases in federal court and you can't there's no
video. So it's all audio.
And it, it is these that when they say the government, it's
the government on behalf of Trump making arguments to the
judges. And the the arguments they're

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making are are it's like Reddit tear 4 Chan trash arguments and
they're just getting like bouncethe fuck out on every hearing.
But it doesn't matter if the right now if the president
doesn't want to listen so. Right, exactly.
The, the, the thing that I'm actually kind of been surprised

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at over the last few days is I haven't seen, and I'm sure it
exists, but I haven't yet seen someone making a building the
conspiracy theory case out of the Pope dying on Easter.
I mean, I know they say it was the morning after Easter, but.

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It. Seems like something seems like
something the Catholic Church would say.
It's like they would they would hide that information if it
happened on Easter. I don't think it matters because
Mega is at war with the CatholicChurch.
They don't like that Pope, right?
They've been, Vance was. True.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the Pope leading up to this

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and the Pope was in, I think he's been hospitalized for like
the last month like he. Has but my parents don't see.
Some fucking. I could see some fucking lunatic
doomer talking about like this is actually a it was foretold in
the Bible that this means that. The.
The apocalypse is coming, and. No that's very anti Catholic.

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Catholics are stupid and dumb and they don't think the Bible
really is real or matters so that they don't like no prophecy
extends in the current time. Like there are very few modern
day Saints canonized. It's all just a a fantasy they
pretend in, you know. They're playing make believe and

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that's do you know what they cando that they just have to admit
it, if they can admit it. I think there should be
crucified. Crucify him, but we'll forgive
him for playing make believe if they if they admit it.
Yeah, so OK week. Yeah, it was alright.

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How you doing? OK, busy handful of things going
on this last week. I forgot to mention this one the
other day, but there was a driveby.
Oh cool. In front of my house and I think

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they shot, I think they missed the dude they shot at but the
bullets were like 10 feet from my house and it was sick it was
so loud. This.
I've had a lot of strays fly in my vicinity but this is the

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first time in my own house I jumped to the floor.
God damn. Or like the first 3 rounds
cracked and I immediately knew there were more coming and in my
own living room like dipped to the floor as hard as possible.
Damn. I was like, fuck, like normally

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you can kind of tell like oh, it's far enough away or like
it's only a couple. Yeah, yeah.
But this was like right outside,like 15 feet from my window, and
I was like, this dude's not going to stop shooting.
That is. That's fucking crazy.
It was pretty wild because it's been real chill over here in In

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the Peace Dude land. And yeah, I wasn't expecting it
this particular night, so that was interesting.
You weren't, you weren't expecting it that night.
You know, if it was, you know, if it was like a Wednesday or a
Monday, you know, like it kind of makes sense, but.
Bro, there's a pattern to the streets, man.

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If you listen to the sky long enough, you, you, you know.
It's like, it's like the, it's like how the, the crickets, you
know, the, the speed of the, therhythm at which they, they make
their, their noise. You can actually that's the
temperature. They they know the temperature
'cause they know Fahrenheit. Yeah, dude.
Yeah, that's like the the the, you know, when the next

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shooting's coming, you just listen to it, dawg.
You kind of get an idea though, like depending on the energy on
the block for a while, you startto like kind of pick up.
Like when things get hectic, it's always normally like the
start of summer too 'cause that's what everybody gets hyped
to get out again. That makes that makes me

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recognize how not how how I've also lived hood adjacent, but
it's never been in a way that I I was never that connected to
it. I guess bro.
You, you went over to my place on Hawaiian Terrace, right?
You had been there before. Or maybe, maybe not.

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Now I'm not sure if you need to bleep this out or not.
Is that the place where you had the you had the brick that said
West Side on it? No, it said Westwood.
That was in my Westwood. There is.
OK. There's this.
This is a magical little place in Cincinnati.
I know I know about Hawaiian Terrace because by school bus

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used to go through there. Yeah.
And we picked up a kid that thatstayed over there.
Yeah, it was just covered in scar tissue.
It was full, full fucking like gates with barbed wire and shit
like. Yeah dude I moved there, had no
idea what it was but I didn't give a fuck either.

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I would not drive to the end of my own St. the whole time I was
there outside of a a few interesting situations.
But bro, this place SWAT team raided every Thursday like like
no joke, it was it was an actualschedule like every Thursday.

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The entire hood knew SWAT team was coming and it was a way to
like keep things kind of together.
We're like if there was at leastone day a week, everyone knew
the SWAT team was coming, everyone would like get inside
and shut the fuck up. And it like legitimately was

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like a war zone on this one thing.
Unfortunately, that makes me think of like the most Trailer
Park Boys shit ever of like, yeah, we got to, we got to move
all of this hash before Thursday.
We got to cry all this shit. We got to put this pave the
driveway with it so they don't see it if they're coming today.

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I lived at that place for 2 1/2 years or whatever.
Nine people got murdered and twobodies got dumped at my
apartment. Sick God damn.
That braces wild dude. And then?

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The name too. Just Hawaiian Terrace.
It sounds like a Country Club sounded.
Dreamy dude. It's like, that's like so sick,
bro. They would throw testers in your
car if you're white. They would throw bags of heroin
and crack in your car like multiple times a week with a

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phone number, right? Which being in the position I
was in, I found that very kind. I.
Was like this is really cool butalso you don't.
That's what that's one of the parks of living here.
Yeah, but you don't fuck with people that live there either,
so it wasn't that helpful. But also you'd be driving around

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and you'd find shit rolling on your passenger side like all the
time. Like they're literally like just
putting felonies in every car. It's like bro this shit happened
like multiple multiple times or I'm like God damn like imagine
going to prison because someone else just threw shit into your
car. Like, were they like breaking

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into your car to do this? No, like if you left your
windows cracked in the parking lot, they'd throw a little
baggie of crack or heroin with their phone number in.
That's insane. Like consistently 'cause they'd
know. That's so fucking wild.
Yeah, dude, it was sketch if youever had a planter wart.

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I'm sorry, a what? A planter wart.
No. All right, I, I got some like a
year ago on my feet, right? And they're like, they don't
look like a regular wart. They can be like really gross.
But most of the time they're under your skin, right?
And OK, it's like you, you don'treally see it, but there are

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like blood vessels in your foot and they just look like tiny
black dots. Oh.
All right, I'd. Yeah, these are bad.
These look gross. They can be.
Mine weren't, but they were still, you know you still want
to get rid of them, right? So I go to a doctor, a real
doctor, right? They tell me there's a

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treatment. Normally they cut them out, but
on this part of your foot, they don't want to fuck with that
because of the scarring, right? Because they have to cut deep,
even though it doesn't. Mine didn't look bad.
They still to like be precautious.
They cut deep, right? Yeah.
So like we have this super effective treatment and we

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actually only have one dose leftbecause it's from Canada and due
to the Trump tariffs, we're having trouble getting this
medicine right. Cool.
Like awesome. Alright, I'll take the last
dose. It's a a beetle poison that they
apply to your foot and then it burns for 12 hours and like

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cures it, right? OK, wow.
So I go to this doctor, they putthis beetle poison on my foot,
right? Everything's like fine.
And then the next day I had an adverse chemical reaction and I
have like third degree chemical burns on my feet.

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Bro I literally could not walk for four days.
Wow. It's been like 9 days and I can.
Like they put fucking beetle poison on.
Bro, this beetle fucked me up. Bro it's fucked up, but it's
finally getting better. But yeah, it's it.

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It would be like like if someonelike cauterize the bottom of
your foot like a mass. Oh fuck.
It's like it's gnarly as fuck but I'm I'm almost cured now.
But I don't think it was supposed to be that bad.
No. Like I think something had to
have gone. Wrong.
Are you going to press charges against that doctor?

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Not if it gets rid of them, which it should.
I mean, fuck it, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I just wasn't expecting
not to be able to walk for a week.
So I feel all like cagey, right?I feel like, yeah, that should
have been in a pamphlet somewhere.
I know right? And then last thing, I watched 3

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documentaries this week, right? All of them.
That's like normal week. I feel like they're all Netflix
trash. The first one was on the heist
attempted heist of the Millennium Stone, which was at

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its time the biggest jewelry heist of all time.
It was a failed heist documentary.
And then one on the Oklahoma City bombing, right?
Timothy McVeigh, right, Nazi whoblew up the Oklahoma Federal
building. And then one on NFT art and

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crypto, right? All three took tremendous work
to make right. OK.
They were all very like snazzy, like high quality modern
documentaries, a lot of very interesting aspects and in if

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I'm out like totally honest, they're they're all really fun
watches, like very interesting, kept a hook some wacky zany
shit, sure, but they were all trash dude.
So much work but so little understanding.

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The NFT shit is so like I, I don't think I've ever wanted to
kill myself more during a documentary than that
documentary. Like I legitimately everyone in
the NFT or like digital or art world does not care about art.
It's just all making money off adigital asset and like trading

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for value. Sure, yeah.
The Oklahoma City bombing, it's all like, you know, the
documentarian Netflix like talk like spending all this time to
show the damage and the drama and how sad and disgusting it it
is, right? Spends zero time understanding

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why the man did it. A guy that was a soldier who
sacrificed his potential future for the country.
Came back from the Gulf War so angry that he decided to blow up
a federal building. If I was going to make a
documentary I would sure like toknow why the fuck he did it
right. And at his trial all all these

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Christians right shouting that he should be killed.
Kind of like the Ted Bundy shit.Like the fry em, they show all
these kids like four or five year olds with banners that say
hang this sucker, right? Like a whole town full full of
dumb Hicks cheering for the execution of this guy.

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And it it's like this, this brings us back to 9/11, right?
The comment right of like this kind of makes me feel like maybe
you deserved it a little bit where it's like, of course you
don't, right, It's bad. I don't think it matters, but
it's bad, right? How can you make a documentary

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or like go to a mass murderers like trial with the sign that's
just like hang them? Like I, I just feel like these
are like the worst people. Like, I don't know.
It's. It makes me so fucking angry.
Yeah, it's it's, it's against the idea of.

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I mean, it's, it's what due process is in general anyways.
But like it's, you know, just togo too far.
Before we get too far into into that, though, I do need to go
back to the beginning of your statement about documentaries.
You said you watched a a documentary on the Millennium

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stone heist. Yeah.
Could I? I think I I'm trying to figure
out what you might have actuallymeant instead, because there's
the Millennium Stone is a thing from Yu-gi-oh.
Maybe. Oh, Millennium star, That's like

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a diamond. Yeah, the diamond, British
Diamond at the Millennium Dome. That's what I'm mixing up.
It was at the. Millennium Dome, OK.
What's the name of the diamond Ithought it was?
Something, it's something, said the Millennium * diamond.
Yeah. Is it the?

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Beers they're going to steal from De Beers.
They tried, they tried, and in the final episode, big spoilers.
The whole documentary is a wasteof fucking time.
At the end of the third episode we find out there was a police
informant the entire time. Oh.
Where it's like they they told the story really good, but it's

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just like bullshit the whole time.
Like it's a fun documentary and I hate when I hate when there's
like a trick on the audience where where you're left out of
the facts along the way for the sake of better storytelling.
That like, drives me nuts. Like I I just like the bombers.

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Like I want to understand the shit.
I don't care. I don't want you to like, play
up the facts to make them. More just it it's, it's already
enough as it is. Thank you dude it just drove me
crazy. The last like 20 minutes of the
three hour doc is like, just like being.
It's like the director just likeshoving your face and shit for

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20 minutes at the end. You know, but maybe it could
have been better if it was the Millennium Stone and Kaiba Corp
was involved and. Bro Yugi.
Had to had to play his trap card.
Why do you know this much about Yu-gi-oh I?
Fucked with Yu-gi-oh a lot when I was a kid.
Nah bro, real ones played Magic the Gathering.

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Yeah, I didn't have no one else around me wanted to play Magic
the Gathering. And at this point, I'm, I wish I
had played still a little bit, but also I, from the people that
I do know who got into it big, spent so much money on Magic
cards. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a complete
waste of money. The people like Sarah is a big,

(29:27):
she's a big nerd, right? She's always, they play all the
time, they have regular game night, they all print proxies
like everybody. No one wants to pay for the
expensive shit 'cause it is justlike a money sink scam game.
But it's really fun. Fucking Wizard of the Coast got
to get their beak wet, you know.Is that Wizard of the Coast?

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Yep. Makes sense?
The Nerd Kings. It's fucking Hasbro now, baby.
They are up and coming, huh? Yeah.
I mean, I guess they're direct competitors, yeah.
No, I think Hasbro owns Wizard of the Coast now, I thought.
Oh, I didn't know that. Did you know Hasbro owns Death

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Row Records? Fucking.
Really. Yeah, look it up.
They own Death Row Records and like Hello Kitty I think.
Hello Kitty makes sense. That's toys.
But I'm pretty show like if I'm wrong in this it would be really
embarrassed. Doesn't Hasbro own Death Row

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records? Yep, they won. 20/19/20 maker
Hasbro acquired Death Row Records as part of its purchase
of Entertainment 1A multimedia company that also owns Peppa Pig
and PJ Masks. All right, so when people talk
about when people talk about Tupac being like the real thug

(30:57):
rapper, I just think about Hasbro only Death Row Records
and I ignore everything they say.
Bro Tupac sucked and we all knew.
Dude, they make Mr. Potato Head.Yeah, dude, you're the people
that make Mr. Potato Head own all Tupac's tracks.

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That's that's how I think about rap music sucks, dude.
Everything's disappointing except the Ascend convention.
Body, mind, spirit. A celebration.
Boy, oh boy, we're there. Take take me there.

(31:39):
Cincinnati, April $16.00 for theweekend.
It's not bad 18. Oh man, we missed it.
Yeah, it's it's over. I was going to go, but I'm not
that stupid. It is cheaper if you buy your
ticket in advance online. Yeah, welcome.
A holistic festival is more thanboosts and presentations.

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It's a sanctuary where community, joy, and
transformation merge. This year's theme, Ascend,
invites you to step beyond the ordinary into the limitless
possibilities awaiting you. Wow.
It's limitless possibility, Steven.

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I mean, if for $18.00 that's a bargain.
I love the sacred geometry and fantasy dresses and dragonflies
and rainbow. What are they Lily Leafs thing?
It's just what a vibe, dude. Yeah, they're, they're feeling

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it, They're living it. They're laughing at they don't
live it. I get the crow or the bird
thing, I get the geometry. Is.
The dragonfly Is the dragonfly asymbol of?
Fairies bro. Like mind, body, spirit.
Fairies and Wiccans, they love dragonflies, bro.

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Now now we got some scheduling stuff, but a couple pages in we
have our first ad. Just to set the tone, we have
aura photos, inner light, chakraphotos.
Let your inner light shine bright.
Just 40. What do you know about What do
you know about Aura photos, Steven?

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Well, I see that if we pay $40 we have two scammers that will
take our photos in full color and we will be able to reveal
our full photo aura. Every shade in your aura carries
a special energy and meaning. Learn what yours says about you.

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What, what you may notice about this and though if you're
listening to this, obviously you, you may not be able to
tell, but Steven, you're you maybe able to tell.
These photos they have up here are stock photos that have been
edited and edited, added in withthe aura, you know, put around
it. The real aura photos don't

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normally come out looking like that.
I, and I know this because I've been to one of these psychic
conventions where to the farmersmarket where I do work sometimes
hosts one like every, I think it's once a year or twice a

(34:31):
year. And they, they have like this
similar thing of like usually it's like from your, your waist
up or like, you know, just from your, your, you know, neck up.
I think sometimes they charge more to get your full body in
there. Your top of course.
Because they can, yeah, you know, to make sure that you get
the chakras all the way through and they have like a lens on the

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thing that is supposed to read your aura color.
But what it? Does some dude who ate too many
Skittles just spits on the lens?Really, really red.
Like yeah, I ate a lot of red Skittles on the way and only the
red ones though. I just like that you know it's a
3 minute aura reading but it's only 40 bucks.

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That's a steal, literally. You know, that's the, that, you
know what that is, that speed and, and, and value.
They, they also have, I mean, soat the bottom of this, it says
aura photo with three minute reading, just $40 and then or
underneath it or a jewelry and crystals.
And then it doesn't say anything.

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It says that changes the, the, the, the topic after that, that
way it says also they have jewelry.
And don't worry, they have, oh, it's actually it says jewelry
and systols. It doesn't say crystals.
There's a typo there, so that's cool.
Now you may be wondering, what about mythical beings?
Will there be any fairies in attendance?

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Well, on page 7 we have mythicalbeans, the fairies, and the
Circus Cirque. What is that?
I never know what that means. CARQUE.
Cirque, like Cirque du Soleil, it's.
Kind of. Throughout the Body Mind, Spirit
Celebration weekend, prepare yourself for delightful

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surprises around every corner. Oh boy.
This year we've expanded our enchanting lineup of wandering
entertainers to captivate your imagination, watching awe as a
mesmerizing aerial dancers glideabove gracefully while playful
fairies stilt walkers charm visitors with their towering

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elegance. Let yourself be drawn into the
hypnotic rhythms of our skilled hula hoop artist, whose
performances are vibrant as theyare captivating.
And then it shows a bunch of people dressed up like fairies
dancing. No, you know, you know, I, I
gotta say, I don't, I don't mindthat they hired people to dress

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up in cosplay for entertainment value.
I do. And and the idea of, you know,
you're providing an entertainingexperience, even if you've
already paid money at the door. I shouldn't have to pay more
money at one of these vendors tobe entertained.
I, I paid money just to be here.Give me entertainment.

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Give me something that is is to captivate me.
Now, what I will say is seeing people dressed up as fairies on
stilts isn't super captivating. More than a second or two and
you're like, oh, cool, it's a person on a stilts.
And like, that's, that's cool that like they can do that, but
it doesn't really hold your attention that well because

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it's, it's fucking whatever. They're so gangly, it's like a
but. For someone for someone who's
willing to pay $18.00 to go intoa psychic fair, that's probably
that's probably captivating as hell.
It's a little sugar on the deal now.
Yeah. Now we're just getting started
here. We we have the whole section of

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the individual psychics and their profiles coming up and
that's where they get truly disgusting.
But let me let me just ask you apersonal question.
Please. If you ever desired to see an
adult woman dressed as a fairy. I was going to jump in and say

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yes before you said I was a fairy and no I I guess not.
Good answer. Now he.
Now, now let me, let me, let me.I hate it.
I just hate it so fucking. I hate fantasy shit, I hate
fairies, I hate people that wantto dress up as fairies, and I
hate psychics stealing people's money with fake little soul

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readings and shit. It's like actually depraved,
abusive, delusional behavior. One one of those things is not
like the other people dress up as fairies.
If you're dressing up in cosplayand going to an event that
assumedly for the entertaining the entertainers, they were paid
for this but like Renfair is where you'll also see this a

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lot. I just.
I, I have no, I have no qualms with it.
I think it's fine. I think it's fun.
I don't, I don't. OK, if you.
If you show up to your office job like that, that's a little
bit concerning again, for you. Do what you want.

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If it works and your people you work with are cool with it,
that's great. But of course.
Also. Fairy wannabe fairy activity is
fine, right? I think it's dumb, but it's
fine. The problem is, is the same type
of people are also drawn to psychic shit and if you're
dressed as a fairy in the vicinity of psychic readings and

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scammers. I have no sympathy.
You're guilty. You're you're guilty.
By association. Bro, it's true you're.
Harboring. You're harboring the illegal.
Bro, you're, you're just the train drivers driving the Jews,
the Auschwitz, bro, that's what the fairies are.

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God damn it, I hate them on on our next page we have Camille.
She's got a full page for gallery readings and healings.
She's the proof. That you don't have to dress
like a fairy to read the the tarot cards.
Yeah, and at least she does. She actually doesn't say tarot,

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she says it says gallery readings.
God damn it, dude. All right.
That's how they get you. You want page 9.
That's all you. Oh wait, she doesn't.
A live Interactive TV show. Yeah, she's a televangelist
psychic, right? She's one of those ones where
she's got the earpiece in and she's like scoping out your
private data online. It's.

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Class. Oh, they have.
A mentalist of sorts, Camille. They have a hot air balloon.
Is this a real hot air balloon? No, it's paper mache.
Fairies can't afford shit dude and it's inside and air balloons

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aren't real. It's all a fairy psyop dude.
Look at that thing. It's steampunked out bro.
OK, yeah, it's got to be, it looks like they're they're
saying it like it does go up, but it's got to be like a thing
on my ringing or something. It's like a.
That's not if it's not big enough to be a legitimate.

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Bro, you know it's like a vacuumplugged into a balloon.
Damn, actually you're right as hell.
That's exactly what that shit is.
Two inches. It's inflatable.
Fucking not. And then all the fairy actors
dance and twirl around. Damn, that's fucked up.

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But hey. But it's free.
It fucking better be. Better be motherfucker.
Oh God, you want anything on page 9 or we get straight to
doxing. I I really, Here's the thing.
Some of these people have names that are staged worth

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mentioning. Yeah, some people have I I'm.
Stupid enough to use the real name, and we're going to take
advantage of that. I don't I don't want to use this
platform to dox these unfortunate people.
Why? Dude we're docs they they are
scum. Dude, fuck.
I mean, I guess, I guess they put they they put their names in

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the thing and put they want. Their name to be heard, I can't
request. You know what?
You know what? Again, you're right.
You're right. They they do want the attention
for this. Yeah, dude, give them some
average time. So from the fucking ad.
They sent it to my house. How stupid are they?

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Yeah, Dave, you're right again, Steven.
How dumb of a psychic you have to be to send a mail into my
house. To not see this shit coming.
God damn it some of them got their emails and websites.
Bro I've been having a field dayall week.
God damn. Bet you won't see this coming.

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Oh man, I oh God damn the pictures are wild too.
They all, they all kind of look the same.
There's different, but they you could.
You could convince me that all of these people are the same
person just wearing like, you know, a wig or a different

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makeup or something. I would believe it.
Yeah, we could be really sexist if we want I.
Don't need it that way because there's also there's, there's
there's men on the next few pages and I couldn't, I thought
it's like a 10. Percent, it's like a 10% ratio.

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But yes, all of the men do blendin.
They absolutely do. God, dude, we're going to get to
my favorite. There's an ad in this thing that
is probably my favorite advertising I've ever seen.
OK, I'm so excited. All right, you want the 1st.
One yeah, let me let me just kind of ramble through a couple
of these Go for it. You have empath empowerment

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class, we have a crystals and then.
By Gypsy. Soul by Gypsy Soul.
Yes, sorry. Sol.
Yeah, Sol Soul. Yeah, we have a gene.
Tyndall has a crystals and intuition.
Oh yeah. Bro the you know, here's the the
thing. Learn how to manifest clarity

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and spiritual. Confusion Learn life using.
Natural crystals. Yeah, using crystals to to
deepen your relationship and your own spirit.
We have Tabitha stit stit STITT.That's right.
That's wild. Unironically over 25% of these

(45:35):
people hate Jews. They're they're in conspiracy
land. Like these people gravitate to
the the weird shit dude. Oh yeah, the amount of things,
these people. If you if you either.
Pretend to believe or do believeis is going to be insane.
Yeah. Soul.
These are soul. She's doing soul massages.

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Massages. This one she channels messages
meant just for you. Oh God.
What does it say? Is that say AI guidance?
OK, it says I don't know the word is I guidance, but it's a
with a new loud over it. It's I with a little carrot over

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type of it and then guidance. It's either another spelling
error or some spiritual lingo. It's AI guidance that speaks
directly to your soul's purpose.Even in a group setting, these
insights feel deeply personal. Awaken clarity and inspiration.
Walk away feeling empowered to release what no longer serves

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you. Embrace your passion.
Step boldly into your highest potential.
Don't miss this transformative experience, boys.
Oh, these are actually like classes you go to.
Yeah, dude, these are seminars, bro.
They got classes, they got groups.
You have a whole schedule. You circle of things you want to
go to, you go around the convention.
Oh, fuck, Steven. Here's here's the problem here I

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just realized. So these there's four different
stages. All of the ones I've just read
are all happening at the same time.
Saturday at 10 AM. You mean I have to pick?
This is chaos bro I paid. $18.00to be here, Sir.
It's, it's a lot of bang for your buck now.

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I would have to choose. I really appreciate that.
Rosemary the Celtic Lady, she paid extra for her ad, right?
She's got double space now. Hers, hers is at 11:00 AM but
it's on stage 1 now. Rosemary the Celtic Lady will
unlock your secrets to connecting with your spirit

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guides, angels, and even loved ones who have crossed over.
Join Rosemary the Celtic Lady for an enlightening session
where you uncover the signs of their presence, learn how to
communicate effectively, and explore the profound insights of
near death experiences. Discover what's important to

(48:06):
complete in this life to preparefor the next.
Rosemary's compassionate guidance empowers your spiritual
growth. Fuck these people.
Sorry, the entire time I was waiting to just say, you tell me
this Ginger can talk to the dead.

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And I thought it was so funny. And then right when I was about
to say it, I was like, that's not very funny.
It's. Not so funny.
It's not clever. No, but it's either.
Either way, they deserve no mercy.
These are so brutal dude. This is someone putting out an
ad to get people that believe inspiritual hocus pocus to try to

(48:52):
connect with their dead loved ones.
Like how? How do you in good faith put an
ad out and do that for money? Like it's disgusting.
It's philosophically wrong, morally wrong and metaphysically
wrong. They're liars and con men and

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women. Women.
I hate when people mix that up. I hate it dude it's so bad.
I I just there are 38 different people on here.
Yeah, which is? 38 people that are that their
job is to lead you to believe that they can connect to a

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different level of understanding.
A different can help you tap into another an above level of
understanding of the world. And, and you can do it with
these cards and these, you know,these jewels or with these
affirmations and these things. And you can manipulate your life

(50:03):
in this way. And it's, it's just fucked.
That's what I'm saying bro, the more the more you like dwell on
it the worse this shit is. And then you just like carpet
bomb the city with mailers of potential victims you can
fucking vampirically suck up their money and shit.

(50:26):
Literally the only people who this appeals to are people who
need. Psycho.
Yeah, do. They feel lost.
And people who feel like it's, Imean, it's the same way the
church operates, right? As like, yes, if everything's
good and like your life doesn't suck, you don't.
Go here. You don't need help.
You're not looking for answers, you're not looking for for help,

(50:48):
for shit. It's when it's when your life is
fucked and you know, things seemed upside down that you
start looking around for like who, like what do people do for
help for this? And when you when you monopolize
the the fucking Google search results with, you know, age

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backwards naturally spiritual and experience Jesus Christ,
spiritual experienced traveller healing through divine love
crystals and creation magic. Embrace your Venus energy.
The the shit like that that's like this, it's fucking insane.

(51:32):
I do want to know about Wendy Cleveland talked to me about
healing through divine love. Open your heart.
Open your heart to a transformative healing
experience with Wendy Cleveland of of the way.
That's the capital of the T capital W the way in this live
channel session. Feel the wisdom and love of the

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divine flow through. When they say live channeled
session, yeah, I wonder if that means that she's not actually
there. No, there's spiritual
channeling, yeah, but these, these people, they're, they're
literally. Jesus Christ.

(52:15):
Praying on the spiritually deranged and emotionally
vulnerable. I was I was hoping that the
healing through divine love had something to do with like
healing through a divine like good orgasm.
Like why Wendy's going to make you owe?

(52:38):
No, there's some of that though in here though on I'll, I'll
read the titles for page 12 and 13.
Sure. We have Kristen Brett doing
embrace your shadow work, very Jordan Peterson of her.
And then we have Reverend Frederick Marschner doing

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connect with your spiritual guide.
That's got to be interesting howthat contradicts with this
faith. And then we have Kelly Cruiser
doing a connect with your Spiritclass.
And then, oh, Yuri Lee, she tookout a double ad doing time
travel and past life regression healing.

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Damn time travel log. Yuri shares practical insights
from ancient rituals to modern techniques, guiding you to tap
into your timeline for personal growth.
We got Jen Stark doing Unlock your Path.
Irena Miller doing moon mapping magic got a little moon beater.

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You know, I do I want to put I want to put this out there.
So many of these are like very generically titled of like
connect with your spirit guides,connect with your spirit, unlock
your path and then you when theywhen they hit you up a moon
mapping magic, it's like, OK, that at least makes me think
like. That hits them.
At least want to look at it and read what what are what bullshit

(54:08):
are you selling? We got Cindy Riggs doing past
life regression experience with that, Marissa Lee doing Raise
Your Vibration got to vibrate harder, and Linda Batini doing
regenerative Health. I think it's a specialist, but
there's a big dragonfly coveringthe end of that.

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We got Arthur Cronkite doing thebiology of bioenergy.
I can guarantee that guy knows fuck all about science.
We have Quantum Healing Energy by Joe Fuller.
We got the the fellas out here representing.
Go on, there's a couple more here.

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Maybe it's possible that they didn't have to pay for these
spots in the thing. Maybe the ones that are bigger
are like because it's the the stage one event kind of things.
They pay bro, they they pay for these.
How, how, how pissed would you be if you were Linda but Vitani
and you had like a a a fucking quarter of your ad is covered up

(55:14):
with this fucking shitty low resJPEG of a fucking dragonfly.
Bro, you know, she thought that was dope.
Bro, she was like, oh that's so beautiful.
Look at that dragonfly that. Means that that bodes, that
bodes well for me. And this, it's actually, it's an
omen of good luck for me at thisevent.

(55:35):
It's just bringing more attention to my ad.
That's how these people think. They're deranged, bro.
We have. They even they could have put
they could have put it underneath the text too.
But the problem is also that thedragonfly wing is that looks
like about the same color as thetext.
So even if they were to do that,it would still blend in.
Yeah, dude. And then you'd lose all that

(55:57):
free energy from the dragon. The wings don't touch the
inscription. You don't get any energy
transference. This is basic stuff.
If you would have gone to mantrameditation magic by Parmesan
Romardo you would have known this.

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Or Linda Thornberg's life enhancing regression.
That doesn't sound good. Oh, we got another Camille Conti
ad for Gallery. She's back on it.
She must be a big deal. Dude, she's got a show.
Dude, she's from New York, so she's kind of a big deal.
We got Pamela Gallinger doing astrological timing revealed.

(56:49):
That's good. We can know about Star Time and
then look at this dude, Doctor Ravi Rotten.
Robbie Rotten. You know, there's no like just
think about where he got that doctor degree from.
Think about it. Don't tell him answer.

(57:12):
Keep it to yourself and just ponder where he got that
doctorate from. He's on stage 3.
You want page 15. Yeah, yeah.
Here, let me, let me, let me getthere.
Here. Sorry.
I was not. I was.
My face wasn't in front of the mic.
My I was getting comfortable laughing here.

(57:33):
We're getting closer to my ad. Good.
Let's see Elizabeth Blackwell manifest your space.
Done. Easy peasy.
Just will it, will it into being.
And Margaret Carlotti, the psychic rose.
Roses hold a mystical energy that can enhance your intuition

(57:55):
and deepen your spiritual connection.
In this interactive session, experience the magic of using
roses as intuitive messengers, revealing insights and guidance
from the divine. Oh shit, how come no one else is
doing this? She's one-of-a-kind.
Barbara Felder. Unlocking Hypnosis.
Nice. They're going to take advantage

(58:16):
of you, Douglas Bluefeather. Play the Native American flute
hands on session with award-winning artist Douglas
Bluefeather. Douglas Bluefeather
award-winning artist Douglas Bluefeather.
How'd they get him? Learn basic techniques and
scales, plus how to add your ownflair to the music.
Perfect for beginners. No musical background needed.

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Flutes are provided to the 1st 25 participants.
That's how you get that value onthat $18.00 well spent.
You got to stay till 4:00 PM on Saturday, but you can get that
money I've. Never seen a guy that so clearly
looks like he plays the flute like he looks like he's a flute.

(58:58):
Flautist, flautist, flautist, flautist.
We got there. He kind of looks like if David
Hasselhoff kept the long the long hair and straightened it
and then he put on some like Native American like beadwork.

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Think of all these people, instead of talking about
psychics in this Convention Center, if they all just brought
in all of the medication that they were supposed to take over
the years and put it and put it in a big pile.
And then we could all see like, oh.
We're getting, we're getting to that.
We're yeah bro. You're absolutely coming up on
that Geraldine Breen messages from the spirit guides arrival

(59:47):
Lindy Haley arrival of light beings ET crafts and
interdimensional beings are already here join Linda Haley,
executive director of the the capital T Reiki center as she
explains why the light beings are coming in the significance
of their arrival. Learn about the capital S shift

(01:00:09):
a period beginning. The bringing massive changes to
our society, planet and ourselves.
Discover why Earth is playing a key role in this intergalactic
chess game and what these beingsmean for our future.
It's like. Jesus, Linda Haley on the the
big shit. It's like a hippie Andrew Tate
wrote that for If you ever Have you ever received Reiki?

(01:00:35):
No, but my experience with Reikiis we bought these.
It's like a cat like a tincture for cats who were sponsor.
I think it's, I think it's actually from Jackson Galaxy or
it's like he like recommends them or something, but.

(01:00:58):
I don't know what that is or whyyou bought cat tincture, but.
So Jackson Galaxy is the is likedog is like the Cesar Milan for
cats. He's like helps people with like
they're out of control, like cats and typically.
Does he bite them? Yeah.
Typically he's not a bad resource of information when

(01:01:19):
it's like under for like new. Like he's had a little type
understanding. Yeah, so he's Hawking this shit
and we looked at like what it was, it was sold in a manner
that was like when you're introducing 2 cats to each
other, it's supposed to like really help.
Like you put some on one of themand then you put this one, this
other one on the other cat and like, it's a, it's supposed to

(01:01:43):
like help them calm down. There are things that do that,
like different pheromones and like pheromone collars and stuff
that that are real, that work that way.
He doesn't even do them. Bro he doesn't even even know
the trick. You're just supposed to spit on
both cats. Spit on both of them.
You own them. Neither one of them is above
you, therefore they must get along.

(01:02:04):
As long as they both know they've been disrespected, they
bond over that, yeah. So we, we got it and we were
looking at it like we had openedit up and we, I looked at the
ingredients on it because I smelled it and it just smelled
like, like rubbing up. Cat pissed.

(01:02:25):
So I looked at the ingredients and it said the ingredient list
said had two different sections to it.
It's the first time I've ever seen that.
And it said physical ingredients, water and alcohol
underneath it. It said energetic ingredients.
And it had like these different stones and different like, you

(01:02:45):
know, element, you know, like, like, you know, not elements,
but like amethyst and shit like that in it.
And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?
Energetic ingredients. So I looked it up and it's like,
it's a Reiki thing where they just make it with the stones in
the room. They mix some water.

(01:03:06):
They put a little bit of rubbingalcohol in the water.
And then I, Someone Like You, all these reviews were talking
about, Oh, they, they, you know,that's worked for all these
people. And it's like if, if they had,
if the cats had any actual reaction to this, they were
getting buzzed on the alcohol that's in here maybe, but

(01:03:27):
there's no, there's nothing in here.
It's water and alcohol. That's all it is.
Like how many cats died from drinking it and it fucked their.
Kidneys up or something? Energetic ingredient means
nothing. Dude, you know that you probably
know this, but the the whole supplement market is
unregulated, right? Like.
Oh, for sure, yeah. It's actually wild.

(01:03:48):
There was because all these athletes and bodybuilders and
like powerlifting dudes, they have some depending on the
leagues they're in, they have topass like strict drug testing
and they buy these supplements from like GNC, like I'm not
slant or GSE, but like random stores, right health supplement

(01:04:08):
places. And the latest study is
something to the fact of over. 20 to 40%.
Of all supplements in the US arecross contaminated,
ineffectively labeled, or does not contain what they're
supposed to. Like the entire United States

(01:04:31):
supplement market is a scam. Like it is hard to get what
you're paying for in the amount you're paying for without it
being cross contaminated with other I wonder and it's like an
actual. Problem.
I wonder how many like I, I wonder how different the like
the, the market, like the economy is for stuff like

(01:04:54):
supplements and stuff in, in other countries.
Like some of it's way better, some of it's way.
Worse, I imagine Canada's probably not too different, but
like if you go to like France, like I mean like stricter.
How many people feel the need totake a multivitamin?
A lot of people do. Probably, yeah.
It's somewhat of a scam but alsonot bad to cover your bases,

(01:05:17):
especially if you know you have a deficiency.
But if you're eating well you don't need it.
But a lot of other countries take supplement testing far more
seriously than the United States, and in some places
obviously don't at all. But it is like a problem for for
professional athletes when they take something that is cross

(01:05:38):
contaminated with a steroid or other drug that may or may not
be legal but isn't legal in their sport competition.
It's like really fucked up and weird how we treat.
As long as it's a proprietary blend, you don't have to list
the ingredients. It's like a it's so fucked dude.
But I mean that's like why things like bath salts and like

(01:06:03):
D8 weed and like shit like that thrive.
It's all just under the guise ofbeing a supplement so we can
sell whatever the fuck we want untested.
And. Meanwhile, Republicans want to
get rid of the FDA. The the secret is listen here,
here's this. This is why I just drink Nyquil.
You just just drink Nyquil. That's sleep sauce bro.

(01:06:25):
It'll make you feel better. If you're sick, you'll feel
better. If you're not sick, you feel
better. Why would you drink Nyquil when
you could smoke it bro? You just inject Nyquil.
Dude, hell yeah you can. Gets bro.

(01:06:45):
Straight up funnel, bro. We got another doctor.
Jesus. Doctor Tracy dinner EMFS in your
health. Oh, she about is Emfs the
electrical Oh. Electromagnetic fields.
She uses innovative jewelry designed to safeguard your

(01:07:08):
electronic health. Oh good.
There's someone, I won't say who, who wanted to build a
Faraday cage around this house and paint everything inside with
blood paint because they believethe Electro waves are giving our
brain cancer. Oh cool.
Next we got Fabolo, Fabio or Zozella.

(01:07:32):
Don't know how to say her name Intra.
Fabiolani, Rosco. She did.
She took a good picture Intro tokundalini yoga We got Megan
Burke, inner light awakening Laurie Kaufman asteroids in your
chart. She introduces us to 28,000

(01:07:55):
asteroids that can. 1 by 1. And then we got Jason Friedman
Cannabis for your well-being. More like fried man.
Yeah, dude, fried man. He looks like, honestly, he
looks like if Mike Johnson smoked weed.
A lot. He definitely was not sober for

(01:08:17):
this photo. And then we got another ad page
about ticket prices in case we forgot.
Oh forget into some ads, now we have the Spirit Store new
collection. Was this a Comic Sans font that
says wrap yourself in your favorite energy T-shirts, canvas

(01:08:39):
and tote bags and look at those designs?
Bro what do we got? Matches your mood and style.
You know what this is? This is more cringe like there
is the ironic thing where like the wolf's howling T-shirt is
like cool now, but but like the reason that it is, it's

(01:09:05):
ironically cool. It's funny because it's like
very it's cringe. This is.
Vintage. This is vintage.
This is beyond that of like it'sit's so fucking copy paste like
clip art style looking shit. Sun rays and Lily pads and.

(01:09:28):
The the shitty rainbow. Yeah, dude, but next.
I like this one. The Midwest School for Astrology
by Pam Gallagher, astrologer with 40 years of experience.
Pam offers a full 3 year school curriculum in house and a wide

(01:09:52):
variety of charts and consultations and available for
speaking engagements. She does a fake three-year
astrology course and calls it a school.
Wow, that's crazy. Bro you know it's like 10K or
some shit too and you get some like PDFs Fuck like hold.

(01:10:14):
Don't open. Hold.
Shit, hold the fuck up. E-mail Astrology school at
aol.com. Bro.
She's been doing this a long time.
Let's see if we can get her on the pod.
Bro, we want to interview her about her school.

(01:10:36):
Dude, how brutal that because for the for the first half an
hour we are super you. You reminded me the best thing
you can do when you receive Reiki is you just soak it all in
and you take it super seriously.And then afterwards you talk
about how good it made you feel and how strong you are and like

(01:10:58):
they get all hyped about it. And then you keep like upping
the effects of how much strongerand better you are to the point
where like you freak them out and they don't believe you.
Like no, no, you did this for me.
I'm so powerful now. I could just take over a Galaxy.

(01:11:20):
I could lift a car. How about you lay under this car
and I'll lift it over you. I'm so powerful now.
You know, like give them a consequence to not believing in
the power they gave you. I kind of feel like we have to
at least try to get her on the pod.

(01:11:41):
Oh, we're emailing her. Do you want to share?
Do you want to type it up? Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll up
draft something up for you. Yeah.
I mean we could do it live bro. Right now.
Meanwhile, I'll apply for my free Seed of Life Talisman,
available next to the information booth across the

(01:12:02):
main ticket window. Infuse your Talisman.
Infuse your Talisman, attach to your keys and unlock your trees.
Oh boy. The.
Damn, that's some that's good shit right there.
The mundane reminder to attach it to your key ring is so funny

(01:12:26):
to me. In case you don't know how these
fucking work, you absolute idiot.
So funny. What are?
We going to say to her. I'm here.

(01:12:48):
I got it. So in the in the shared doc, you
keep going, I'm going to start, I'm going to keep typing up as
like as I go here. I want to draft it with you bro
this is this is way more fun. Like how do we want a baiter?
Like we have to be sincere. Here's the thing too is like
there's, I was going to say like, well, let's check out the

(01:13:09):
website and see, but there's no website.
It's just. We got, oh, I was looking for
this one. We have not this, but we have
clairvoyance journey to Lemuria.That's exciting.
Medium demonstration, sacred henna, henna art.

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But this is the one I was excited about.
Twin Flames by Reverend Tracy Feden Frick.
Are you familiar with Twin Flames?
No. Twin flames is a cult, an actual
cult that Netflix did a documentary on.

(01:13:52):
They are a dating based cult that this like random hippie
scammer guy started as a Facebook group and the idea was
you could go to this group to date people and you would find
your twin flame and your twin flame is like your soulmate.
That and it developed into an actual cult that was borderline

(01:14:19):
human trafficking people to other twin flame partners.
And the guy that started it likemanipulated people into a harem
basically and apparently they survived the Netflix
documentary. It might have been HBO like a
year or two ago and it is still like a major new age cult and a

(01:14:44):
Reverend from the Twin flames will be at this convention that
is awesome. Ignite the powerful connection.
Join Reverend Tracy Redden Frickin this enlightening session on
twin flames and the profound energy they hold.
Discover how to recognize your twin flame and use Twin Flame

(01:15:06):
Ascension to attract the perfectpartner through Tracy's
guidance. Gain insights into the mystical
journey of twin flames and learnhow this connection can
transform your love life. With Tracy's expertise, uncover
the keys to a deeper, more meaningful relationship.

(01:15:26):
AKA get sold to a dude on the Internet.
Pretty cool, Reverend, yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh there is a soul of AI class. The convergence of AI and
spirituality. Bro these are psych.
Fuck. These are like fucking wackos
setting up a booth dude. These are just like random

(01:15:47):
people scattered throughout our city.
It's wild. You know who probably gave her
the idea for the merge technology with higher
conscious? She probably got it from AI.
Grok. Grok told her to hawk some shit.
Now we're going to skip to my favorite ad.
This might be my favorite ad of all times.

(01:16:10):
Is it the sandwich? It is the sandwich.
It is a very fuzzy, low res photo of a man holding a
hamburger in front of his face. But the hamburger bun.
He's holding the bun, but the burger is gone.

(01:16:30):
It's an empty sandwich. Packed full of pills, little
capsules, all of his medication and then the ad says tired of
swallowing pills? Use your skin as an alternative
pathway to deliver daily supplementation.

(01:16:51):
No more choking down capsules. We'll show you how.
Contact me at neutralrelief.com/pro/brenda.
Congrats. Pro Brenda out here.
Brenda is out there getting it, placing her own ads for Little
Slice. That income.
They're telling people not to take their meds because there's

(01:17:15):
a new psychic method that we canabsorb medication through our
skin. Bro just rub rub this tea tree
oil on your arm and your bipolarism is healed.
At least tea tree has some effect.
You can't fucking take an ibuprofen and rub it on your
skin and have also, dude, all these police departments on

(01:17:39):
Facebook are specifically sayingthat they no longer like they'll
show a drug bust like those glamour photos of a dog and like
look at all much the cocaine we beat out of some dude on the
side of the road, right? And it'll have the dog and all
the drugs on the side of the like stacked up on the hood of
the car, you know, But in all oftheir posts now, they brag the

(01:18:02):
police department's Facebook official Facebook pages.
They will brag slash propaganda that they no longer do field
side drug testing because the cops are too worried about
fentanyl exposure. Like it it, it's become that's.

(01:18:24):
Wild. Fentanyl does not absorb through
your skin. When these cops talk about
overdosing by touching fentanyl,they are having anxiety attacks
or fainting because they are so fucking stupid that they think
they are dying from touching it.Like oh cool, love that.

(01:18:47):
If, if there's a like pounds of fentanyl and you like exploded
it and it's all in the air, you can overdose by breathing a
bunch of particles in, but you can't absorb it through your
skin. And I think more, more than like
70% of the public thinks you can.
And the police departments, despite being corrected on this

(01:19:08):
over and over again, they like make a point to like constantly
post about how they, their cops are being injured by the drug.
It's so disgusting and weird anda lie.
I wish you could rub drugs on your skin like some drugs can,

(01:19:32):
but most things cannot cross theskin barrier.
So silly like it. It's like a scientific fact.
But they these police departments like go rogue and
have just decided they don't trust the scientists telling
them that's not real. They're like, I saw my buddy

(01:19:53):
pass out. It's real.
We're overdosing on on these junkies drugs not.
Sorry, I I am, I'm deep. I am deep in this e-mail draft
already here. Let me hear it.

(01:20:16):
So here I only I only got the first the intro here, but the
Dear Midwest School of Astrology, we unfortunately miss
your appearance at the Body Mind, Spirit Celebration Ascend
TM this April. That's so good, dude.
You're awesome. Hell yeah, that's amazing.

(01:20:37):
Keep going. Let's see here we, we missed it
this this April. Oh, how, how I think what we do
is we introduce who we are. We say, oh, we, we run a podcast
where we talk about. There's a technique when you

(01:21:00):
want someone to do something, you apply, you know, the carrot
and the stick. You apply both positive pressure
and negative pressure, but the negative pressure can never be
threatening. So maybe we're like, we could do
the pot like because we want to get her on a podcast, but we
also like it could be we're considering starting a school

(01:21:24):
that's competitive to hers. And we would love to get her on
a podcast to talk about her experience, you know, like
something that that helps manipulate into like we're one
of like we're one of us, right? We're just like her.
But we. We look up to her, but if she

(01:21:44):
doesn't talk, you know, because she might want to talk to us,
Did not start a school that's competitive to her now.
Now hold that, let me let me offer you something here.
Let me see if I can can craft something here.
Do it. Meanwhile, I'm going to check
Grok about how to trick a psychic.

(01:22:07):
Yeah, do that. Do that.
How to trick a psychic dot com. You could always do the We're a
podcast with a massive audience.I'm way ahead of you.

(01:22:28):
I just finished typing. We are an internationally
available podcast. Yeah, bro, do you think she's
dumb enough not to think that's hilarious?
Look at, look at this woman, Pam.
Come on, Pam doesn't know anything about the Internet.
It that's true, she's still using AOL, so.
That's what I'm saying. She had a Gmail we we might have

(01:22:52):
something to worry about. Even Yahoo.
I might give her credit. Now, interestingly enough, I
notice you're typing out this e-mail draft in a Google doc.
I would just like to clarify we are in fact sending this.
Yeah, 100%. So I'm doing it in the Google
Docs so that you can edit it as UC fit as well.

(01:23:13):
I was going to start an e-mail address, an e-mail, but I
realized that you would not be able to see it to add, you know,
to add your, your hot stink on it.
Also, as we go through here, we are an internationally available
podcast. With millions of of devoted
followers. So we don't need, we don't.

(01:23:34):
It's here's The thing is, we don't need to.
With countless devoted followers.
We so here. Here's how I feel about part of
it is I I don't think we need tostoop through her level and lie
if we can get away through it without and through misdirection

(01:23:54):
and subterfuge lead her to believe like she's making she's
jumping to conclusions based on words that we're saying
intentionally to yes, to deceiveher.
But I don't want to say like, oh, we have millions of
listeners. That's outwardly not true.

(01:24:16):
But I'm kind of OK with total warfare also, but OK we.
Can we can go back to that? Let me, let me I.
Appreciate your angle though. Yeah, let me let me try the the
High Road first a little bit. OK.
We are an intentional, internationally available
podcast and. With the.
We spiritually love to what's a what's a good phrase for like

(01:24:44):
spreading the word or. Proselytize, but that has
connotation. Yeah, and we would love to.
Broadcast your message. Yeah.
To our devoted audience. To our devoted followers,
followers is more cold. Message and teachings to our

(01:25:12):
devoted listeners and followers.We have both.
Oh yeah. Exclamation point.
Yeah, it's good to show enthusiasm.
Now, OK, not now. OK, so we have we have the

(01:25:32):
introduction. That's good.
We miss we missed your appearance at this.
This is why we couldn't talk to you then, but we're reaching out
now because we are a podcast. We'd like to broadcast your
message and teaching to our the listeners and followers.
I need to see your ad again. Yeah, let's let's more get more
references go in there. With all of your years of

(01:25:57):
experience, we feel there's a lot we could.
Learn 30 years of experience. Pam offers a wide variety of
charts and consultations. She is available for speaking
engagements. She might want to be paid.
Money. She might want to be paid to be.
We can just string her along or use fake crypto fake.

(01:26:19):
Crypto. You just send her a picture of a
crypto coin. Oh yeah, we'll send you an NFT
and just like, e-mail her. I'm broadcasting you No, just if
you meditate hard enough, I'm broadcasting you a crypto.
Yeah, I'm broadcasting the moneyinto your bank account.
Can you, can you feel it? Is it there yet?

(01:26:43):
Can you remote sense? Maybe when when when Mars is in
re Gatorade it'll you give your money.
That's a classic bro. Let's see, we would love to.
With all your years of experience, we feel like there's
a lot we could learn and we would love to.

(01:27:10):
Something about like getting hervoice to a new audience.
And we'd love to expose your teachings to a fresh audience of
interested something. You know what I mean?
I love the we would love to expose.

(01:27:33):
True. Now, did you go to the website?
I have teachings on here twice. There is no website.
Let's see Midwest astrology. [e-mail].
There was a website. Is there for real?
Fuck yeah midwestastrologyschool.com on

(01:27:58):
6/5 O 7 Stuart Rd. Since you got a.
Quote From birth to death, we have questions.
We have a spiritual path. We need to know that path.
By Pamela Gallinger. And she has a book.

(01:28:19):
See, I'm telling. You your sun sign.
It's APDF, $25. Only two.
She's been in this business for 40 years.
This woman only has two picturesavailable.
Based she got on WLW radio whichis a big news station here
that's interesting and when she.Was on it or she has like a

(01:28:41):
regular occurring thing? Yeah, there's like a clip of
her. She probably got clowned on gift
certificate. Classes are held in in house and
online. God dude, when I see pictures of
these people I feel like we're being cruel and then I'm
reminded they absolutely. This is what they do, yeah.
Fuck these go to charts and services and click famous

(01:29:05):
people. OK, hold on.
So she does have $100 discount code for Wave Watch.
Pam one. 100 sound therapy Watchfor your body and mind.
You just got to type in Pam 100 at checkout.
Did you go to? G100.
Famous people under charts and services.

(01:29:28):
It's magical. Dude this is amazing.
Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. She's got their whole chart
symboled out. Bro.
That's awesome. We have Barack Obama's Natal
chart. August 4th, 1961 7:24 PM Birth

(01:29:51):
time Standard Time. Hawaii.
Hawaii. Hawaii, it's there, guys.
Somebody needs to call the Trumpadministration and tell them,
look, we have the proof he was born in Hawaii, like he said.
Pam Gallander verified the birthcertificate.
She figured it out. She has the whole Natal chart
right here. Pam's vision statement Oh man,

(01:30:12):
do we want to read this? Oh man, I don't know if I can.
Pam Gallender is the founder of Director of Education at Midwest
School of Astrology and Pandy Witt is the president and
director of Operations. They have run the school
together since it opened in 2009.
The school is the curriculum of 50 years of experience and 25

(01:30:33):
plus years of teaching for Pam Gallinger.
She has taught many students over the years and travels and
speaks all over the world. They purchased and renovated the
school building in 2013 and it stands as the only astrology
school in the United States. And you can come live or have an
online each week to study. Our program is special in many

(01:30:58):
ways, but several things set us apart.
First, we use our students charts to teach during each
class. We find the personal attachment
to the fellow students lives makes the learning process much
more personal and rewarding. Second, we create a sense of
community with our students thatwe hope stays with them long

(01:31:19):
after they've graduated. Third, we teach in a way that I
can't do it. It's so fucking stupid now holy
shit. You may be asking yourself but
but what does a school like thiscost?
Now there are there are three different levels to the the the

(01:31:40):
schooling. Each level consists of 10
courses. It's like Scientology.
It is. Oh my God.
Four week courses, 100A Level 1 is 8.
Four week courses, $195 per course, so that's 200 so that
each each level has 10 courses. Oh my God, the Midwest School of

(01:32:01):
Astrology is a Level 3 intensiveprogram.
Does that mean it? Says what the fuck?
It's a three level intensive program.
It No, it's a Level 3 bro. It's a Level 3 astronaut.
It's kind of a fucking address. Yeah, dude, fuck yeah.
It's a different e-mail address [e-mail].

(01:32:25):
She's got AOL all twisted up allright, I think.
I think I'm about done with today.
Yeah, I I'm just, it's exhausting.
These people, we. We will we will revisit this
this. Later.
No. We're sending you this e-mail or
or else we'll. Oh, for sure.

(01:32:45):
No, but we should do it now. Oh.
We should do it now. Yeah, dude, or else we'll never
do it. We're so close.
I feel like we just see one moresentence.
So here's The thing is I have I have something about like we
would love to do this and exposeyour your something about her

(01:33:05):
teachings in two different sentences.
Here's what we have so far. It's not a lot.
Dear Midwest school of Astrology, unfortunately,
unfortunately missed your appearance at the body mind
spirit celebration ascend TM this April.
We are international. We are an internationally
available podcast. So we would love to broadcast
your message and teachings to our devoted listeners and
followers. With all your years of

(01:33:27):
experience, we feel like there'sa lot we can learn and we would
love to expose your teachings tothe younger generation and those
in need of the. Purpose and well-being.

(01:33:54):
Yeah. There is that quote from her
website. No, I just made it up.
OK, let me let me read the wholething here.
Dear Midwest School of Astrology, we unfortunately

(01:34:17):
missed your appearance at the Body Mind, Spirit Celebration
Ascend TM this April. We are an internationally
available podcast and we would love to broadcast your message
and teachings to our devoted listeners and followers.
With all your years of experience, we feel like there's
a lot we can learn and we would love to expose your teachings to
the younger generations and those in need of purpose and

(01:34:37):
well-being. Quote may love and light Quote
may love and light. Light your love.
It's focused. We need a good We need our sign

(01:34:59):
off. Sincerely, we need a astrology
sign off. That I mean can we not just put
the trash cats trash cast? We'll have to, but like
sincerely with like. We need some astrology slang.

(01:35:25):
What are moon phases with the eclipsing sincerity?
The trash cats like something dumb as fuck like that.
What's another? What else besides sincerely?
Hold on, hold on. Wait.
Hold on. I'm cooking here.
I'm cooking. Hold on.
Oh yeah bro. OK.

(01:35:51):
People like this like that have AOL emails check their e-mail at
like every hour or two. Just the goofiest general
generalization about the wildestpopulation.
Also, if you ever encountered a Proton e-mail.

(01:36:15):
A Proton e-mail. Yeah, like at proton.com or
whatever the fuck. Oh, you know what?
Actually I have. OK don't fuck with people that
have proton emails 'cause they're mostly hackers that
that's I. Feel like.
Dark. I feel like I knew a nerdy kid
who. Yeah, sends death threats via

(01:36:37):
Proton e-mail, bro. That's what they all do.
It's actually a great e-mail service, but it's like closer to
true anonymity via e-mail the most.
But did you see 4 Chan got hacked?
I did. I did see that.
Very interesting. Supposedly someone has all of

(01:36:58):
Elon's like hidden account. They have every.
Did you see, did you see that a bunch of the moderators were
found to have.eduand.gov e-mail addresses?
Yeah, but that's not surprising to me, and I don't know how much
it matters unless the goal is toget a bunch of people kicked out

(01:37:20):
of college, right? Yeah.
Sure, I'm mixed on who the fuck cares?
Well the I I guess if they have a.edu does does that mean
they're a teacher? Does that just mean they're in a
college? Just in a college and they could
they could have like. The.gov. 10 years ago.
The.gov I think you have to. You could be a DMV.

(01:37:42):
Worker, right? Generally.
Generally. But hey, the DMV workers are the
ones calling all the shots. It's the Illuminati in there.
They probably have. OK, so I I was trying to cook up
something about like may your Mercury be in be forever in
retrograde or some dumb shit like that.
But I feel like that also carries meaning that I don't.

(01:38:05):
We don't know. Yeah, yeah.
That might be like an insult to her.
I don't know and I'm not trying to.
I'm trying. You know you can't do that with
bait. That's yeah, we need something
better. Wait, I'm going to say
sincerely, Google astrology bait.
Sincerely, with stars aligned. Sincerely, I feel like there's

(01:38:35):
something there. Sincerely in Star Aligned the
trash catch trash cast Wait. What'd you say?
Sincerely in Stars aligned. Oh, that's wonderful.
That's really good. And then we hit her with the
quote. Yeah, now do we want?
To drop that little nugget on her.

(01:38:56):
Do we want to attribute the quote to anything like like the
Buddha, like George W Bush, likeGeorge W Bush and then like the

(01:39:21):
years he was in? Come on.
No, wait, No, hold on. George W Bush is big.
But what's one step below GeorgeW Bush?
Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney 2021 No.
Hold on it. Should be Barack Obama.

(01:39:42):
Oh God, it's like. She likes Barack Obama.
And Tiger Woods. OK, Barack Obama and Tiger 2021.
I don't know why the date makes it so much funny.

(01:40:05):
Bro we have to leave it to fate.Bro, we have to flip a coin.
You got to do a coin flip.com. Do you have a coin?
No, but there's Coin flip.com. OK.
Yeah, leave it to the cyber coinall.
Right, I'm going to flip. It I'm I'm going, I'm going.

(01:40:28):
Call it. OK, where is?
Flip again. Call it.
Oh, it's not coming up for me. OK, OK.
Heads. Heads is Tiger Woods.
Heads is Tiger Woods. Tales of Barack Obama.

(01:40:58):
Bro I I googledcoinflip.com and then Google put up a coin that
you can flip. Brought the Internet so stupid.
All right, I'm flipping heads ortails.
So tails is tails is Tiger Woods.

(01:41:21):
Heads is Barack Obama. All right, I'm going to flip it.
You call it flipping call heads,heads for Barack Obama 2001.
OK? I feel like she'll love that.
God damn it dude this is so funny to me.

(01:41:49):
Like 2001 or 2021? 2001.
OK, OK. Is it make just to make sure we
have everything we need? Here just to.
Run one clean read. Dear Midwest School of

(01:42:11):
Astrology, We unfortunately missed your appearance at the
Body Mind Spirit Celebration Ascend TM this April.
We are an internationally available podcast and we would
love to broadcast your message and teachings to our devoted
listeners and followers. With all your years of
experience, we feel like there is a lot we can learn and we
would love to expose your teachings to the younger

(01:42:32):
generations and those in need ofpurpose and well-being.
Sincerely in Stars aligned, the trash catch, trash cast may love
and light Light your love. Barack Obama, 2001.
That's that is Tim and Eric Nathan God tier 5 stars bro.

(01:42:59):
Oh, this is the greatest goddamnpodcast of all time.
I don't care what anyone says. Copy.
Oh you have the the the trash cats Gmail open.
Not yet. OK, I don't have it.
I'm not signed into it on this computer for some reason, I
guess because I never have to use it.
You do all that. Yeah, I send a lot of emails.

(01:43:29):
Yeah, you manipulate the social media shit more than I do, I
guess. I run the whole U.S. stock
market via. The via our Gmail.
Account. Now I need her e-mail address.
OK, so there's two different options.
There's the one on her website, or there's the one in the

(01:43:50):
booklet. Booklets probably.
Can you type the booklet one in the doc and I'll type the e-mail
one? We'll hit both just in case.
That way she knows we're serious.
If I can CC the other one. Pam 1 gal at AOL.

(01:44:16):
You know, it's really cool that doc scenes not illegal yet.
Bam, all right, that one. And astrology school.
Bam secede subject. Oh boy.

(01:44:38):
Ascend. Ascend TM.
Should be ascend something ascend?
Hold on, hold on. Let me look at the thing.
Ascend Sharonville. That's legit ascend.
How do you spell Sharonville? I always forget.
SHARONVILLEI. Always get the eyes and nails

(01:45:04):
all wonky. Should I do all caps?
That's yelling. I don't want to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to scare her off too
much. I already I already have the all
caps with the the e-mail a little bit.
Ville, right? Ville, yes.
Send Sharonville. Dude this is I just want to

(01:45:26):
frame it. It's so good.
Should I hit send? Definitely one of the funniest
things we've ever done. Yeah, Should I hit send?
Hit it. Bam.
Whoa, that's amazing. It's sent.
We'll let you guys know when we hear back.
Just got to wait back and reap the rewards.

(01:45:49):
We should send way more emails. We should should be the premise
of this whole podcast honestly. Just find people we don't like
and send them an e-mail. That's not a bad idea.
Trick them onto the pot, dude. That's.
That's an interesting pivot. Can you imagine one we hook some

(01:46:10):
of these people and then we haveto do that session before
recording where you set up the microphones and sound check
everything. That part would be by far the
most. You spend like an hour getting
to know each other and checking your levels and shit.
Oh shit. And then you go into an Ambush

(01:46:31):
podcast. So fuck.
You just record all of it. Just attack people.
Oh boy, that's that's an angle we should probably look more
into in the in the next day or two.

(01:46:52):
Yes. But for now, thanks again for
listening, everybody. Yes, thank you to Approaching
Human for the use of his music. You can find his work on
SoundCloud at Approaching Dash Human.
Thanks, John. Make sure to check out the show
page, the Trash Cats Trash cast on Instagram for news and art
from the show. Check out Facebook for the
memes. The memes.
If you're super bored, you can check out my supernatural art

(01:47:14):
trash at Instagram at Sky 6S QYZICX Big big stuff on the way
and we'll let you guys know whenwe hear back from.
Pam or. Good friend Pam at the Midwest.
Or Mindy. We might.
Actually, we might not get to Pam.
We might just get Mindy. Hey.
We'll take a Mindy if we can geta Mindy.
Yeah, we got the cool stuff all the way.

(01:47:35):
Super appreciate you guys sticking around and hope you
guys have a good, good night. May your stars be aligned and
may your love and light light your love, Barack Obama said in
2001. That's going to be all for us
today. Stay classy, eat trashy.
Go. Fast eat trash.

(01:48:41):
Music.