Episode 14: Peter Bitigan

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey. Better get out of here.

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My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country. Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio. No, hell no.
From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.

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Alright, we're here. Welcome to the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. With me as always, Sweet Curbs.
Hey, hey.
And also with me as always, Eric. What's happening? Today we've got a very awesome guest with us.
If you've ever been to Reds, Whites and Brews in Ramona, we've got Peter Bidigan.
Hanging out with us. How are you, my friend? Hi, y'all. I'm doing good.

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What's happening? Welcome, Peter. Thank you. Awesome to have you on the show, my friend.
Appreciate that. So one thing that you need to know is it's a drinking show. So we do drink on this show.
Gotcha. There's my beer. Alright, here we go. Cheers.
Peter, tell me a little bit about how you came about doing the Reds, Whites and Brews.

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I know you were doing like car stereo stuff, right?
Well, if I tell you a long story, we'll be here for a couple hours. So I'll try to...
Let's sum it up. Cut to the chase.
I started in El Cajon with a couple of businesses. And when I moved to Ramona,
I would travel to El Cajon to do my work and I hated leaving Ramona.
And I was complaining to the wife every single day. She says, why don't you just sell your property in El Cajon

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and move everything up to Ramona? I'm going, man, why didn't I think of that? So I did.
Women are so smart. You guys are amazing.
They always come up with the best ideas at the best time.
Honestly, I don't know what we'd do without them.
The problem is it takes us years to convince you to say what we're thinking.
I would love it if my wife would say, you know what you should do is just like have fun all the time.

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Well, I moved the businesses up to Ramona and never looked back. It was amazing.
And quite a few years before that, though, when I first bought a house in Ramona,
I wanted to get to know the town. So I was strolled into an antique store right there at Fourth and Main.
It's not there anymore. But anyway, it was called the Business Barn Antique Store.

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And I went inside and it's a long, skinny building. I walked all the way to the back and I got to a back door.
The back door, I thought it would lead to more antiques. Right.
So I opened the door up more and took a look inside. And it was kind of dark.
But my eyes adjusted to a guy standing behind a bar saying welcome.
And he was kind of holding his glass of wine out in front of me and like cheers in me.
I'm going, what is this a speakeasy? He goes, no, this is so Cal beer and wine.

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Now, a lot of people listening to this show will probably know that name and have probably been there.
It was only there a year. But after a year, he lost his lease.
He was very successful. But the owner of the of the building didn't like the fact that there was a bar in the back of an antique store.
So how do you want fast forward now all these years later, I'm sitting in my stereo store in Ramona, moved everything up for El Cajon.

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And I'm thinking, you know, I've been doing this for decades, stereo stereo work.
And I just am tired of it. It's got to be something better.
And then it just hit me. Gosh. So Cal beer and wine. That place was awesome.
That was like four years before. What year was this?
It had to be about 2000 and maybe 12. Yeah, right around there.
And I thought to myself, you know, why don't I turn my building from a stereo store into a beer and wine bar?

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And I was so excited. Went home that night till till my wife and she's pretty conservative about that.
Thought she was going to tell me I was crazy, but she agreed. She's a great idea.
So literally the next day I applied for my ABC license and nine minutes, about 10 months later, I was open for business.
Wow. That's how it started. And was that in that same in the building you're now?
Is that where it was the SoCal beer and wine? No, no. So Cal beer and wine was at fourth in Maine.

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OK, OK. And I'm at sixth in Maine.
Because you have you're in one of the most historic buildings in all of Ramona.
It's got to be the most historic because it was the very first structure built as a commercial building on Main Street.
It was a general store to supply the gold miners going up to Julian. Oh, yeah.
And when was that when was that building built? 1883. Oh, wow. Wow. It's truly a survivor. That's amazing.

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I know. I mean, so many buildings just got destroyed.
And I think the next oldest is the town hall. Eighteen ninety five. So I predate that by 12 years. Wow.
And then that's crazy. Yeah. And then after that next door, you guys know about the bicycle shop CC Bikes.
Oh, yeah. That old building that was in the was built in the 1920s. Oh, wow.
Just give you a kind of a historical reference.

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I love the history in this town, man. Ramona and going all the way up to like Julian.
Like we live on a property that was was established in like 1885 and somewhere around there.
Eighteen eighty five. But it's just pretty cool to like think back and like look at old pictures.
Like if you go to Ramona Cafe, they have a bunch of those older like those old classic pictures from like the start of everything.

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That's pretty cool. Yeah. There is a fact on that note.
If you go to Country Kitchen, which is a really good place for breakfast and they have a huge painting on one of the walls.
And it was done in the 70s. But anyway, the main focal point of that painting is the building in the foreground.
And it happens to and it says on the sign of the building, it says I want to see if I can get it right.

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I think it says that I'm having a senior moment here.
The Ramona General Store or something like that. But anyway, that's my building.
And I had no idea that somebody actually did a painting of it. It's kind of cool.
So inside of your bar, your actual bar itself, what was that at some point? You had all the corks in there, like the bar itself.
Oh, that was it. Reminds me of something like a candy shop.

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Yeah, it looks like a bar because of the height. But I raised it up with some metal cast iron tub feet to make it look like a bar.
But it's actually just like you were saying, it was a dry goods counter at a general store.
It came out of Illinois and it's designed to hold just drawers and drawers of dry goods, candy, it could be anything.

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And then where the corks are in the little display windows, that's where they would display the dry goods or the candy.
So people could point and say, yeah, I want some of that.
The clerk on the other side of the counter could open up the adjacent drawer and pull out whatever it was that they wanted.
So behind the store, it was like what is the back area now? It was a hay barn, right?

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Yeah. I mean, originally when the building was built in 1883, they actually had a stables out back and kept horses, fresh horses.
So people could ride up to Ramona from, say, San Diego to mine for gold or silver up in Julian.
And they need to turn in their horses and get a fresh set of horses to make it up the rest of the way to Julian.
So that's what originally was used for the back area. It was like it was like an old school enterprise rent a car.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Enterprise rent a horse.
I never thought about the fact that like horsepower has a whole new meaning.
I just kind of wonder if they brought out the horses pre washed. Right.
Right. I know. If you're the Emerald Club, do you get to walk straight to your horse?
Make sure they got some fresh shoes on. Good to go.

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So how did you decide what you were going to have in your bar?
Like, because now it's different beers, craft beers, San Diego beers, but almost exclusively Ramona Valley Wine.
Well, we started off with the thought that we're going to do only exclusively Ramona wines because there's so many wineries in Ramona.
And I think that's why people come up. They want to really experience that.

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But we also tried to do as best as we could. Local San Diego craft beer.
And I'll forget about it because even though we have a lot of breweries in San Diego, it's not enough to supply the thirst of the people that come into the bar.
And there's so many other great choices all over the country, all over the world.
So we finally on the beer side, decided to branch outside of San Diego County and went into other states and, you know, we bring in Mexican beers and all that.

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It's all drinkable. Yes.
So I always send people over it because people come into Pamo and a lot of times people ask, oh, man, you only like you only sell wine because it's usually a wife and a husband like traveling and the husband usually wants beer.
So after they've had a couple of drinks, I said, well, you know, red, white and bruised just across the street, they still have the local wine, but they have a wide selection of beer.
They have fun back patio. Sure. Yeah. Thank you. It's nice to have. Yeah.

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Now I got to request something from you, though, Peter. OK, we need some canned Coors lights.
I see. We do have that.
You have one guy. There's that one guy. It's usually Travis.
It's always me. And Scott's always like, we don't have any.
No, he says we only have it when the when the keg is out. Right. Yeah.

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I was just going to say, and Travis, I know you love those silver bullets.
Yeah. 16 ounces. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got a hydrate man.
How many taps do you have? A total of 23. Oh, wow. 23 taps. Wow. That's and then we have the three slushies also.
Yeah. Which is the turquoise bar cider hard slushy.
Two of those. And then we have the Vina Ramona white Chardonnay slushed.

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And on these hot days, there ain't anything better than that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Good old nice slushy. Yeah. So, Peter, do you like you like country music? Yeah. Oh, I love it.
What's what's one of your favorites? One of your favorite outlaw country persons? Oh, man.
Well, some of this, the newer I call it like the kind of outlaw country, I guess.

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The Tyler Childers. Oh, yeah. OK. And some of those other performers like that.
What what is that classified as Tyler Childers? I would say just like I would call him outlaw. Yeah.
Like New School Outlaw, I mean, because he's more contemporary. But yeah, music is definitely it's definitely not vain of country.
Not hip hop country. No, no, no, no, no. Not a big yeah. No. But yeah, I like Tyler Childers.

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I like Creed Fisher. Love Creed. Yeah, man. Yeah. He's coming to Ramona soon. He's been to Ramona before.
Yeah. We went we went and saw him last time. Yeah. I love I love his lyrics. Yeah. That's a good concert.
Yeah. Over at that old movie theater. But I also like a little bit older school.
One of my all time favorites is Jason Aldean. And he's still he's still hitting it hard.

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Yeah. He's getting some hits and doing a good job. Try that in a small town. Great song. Pretty big. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, any what about some older older more classic or like the country traditional outlaw country?
We're talking we're going back to like 50s, 60s, 70s. I mean, we can go we can see it. So I got to get to the question.
I ask all my guests, who would you say the king of country is? And you could say whoever you want.

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But oh, I mean, I would say you could say whoever you want, except for one person.
Well, then I have no answer. No, it's OK.
If you say one answer, he goes good. And the other one, we get to watch him squirm. So either way, either way, we win.
No, who would you who would you say the king of country might be?

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That's really tough because, you know, you've got the phenomenal performers like George Strait.
Ethan picked George Strait as well. I have a beard just flew out of my nose. I have this special affinity for Jason L.D.

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I just love his tone, his lyrics, the way he expresses himself in his songs.
Anyway, he's not my favorite, but I do like dirt road anthem. Yeah, it was a good one.
It kind of got played out in my opinion. It played out. It played a lot. But let's let's listen to something from Jason L.D.
Oh, we go. Yeah.

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Like a rainy Sunday morning makes me want to stay in bed, twisted up all day long.
You're my inspiration. You take me places, but the words right into these songs.

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Stealing kisses undercover, babe, see forever when I see your face. And I swear God made you for me.
You make it easy. You make it easy. You're my sunshine in the darkest days.

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My better half, my saving grace. You make me who I want to be. You make it easy.
You took all my rough around the edges. Never let it ruffle up your feathers, angel.

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Yeah, I'm down for life. You got me wrapped around your finger and I like it just in case you can't tell.
You make it easy. Love enough on you. Make it easy with every little thing you do.

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You're my sunshine in the darkest days. My better half, my saving grace. You make me who I want to be.
You make it easy.

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Stealing kisses undercover, babe, see forever when I see your face. And I swear God made you for me.
You make it easy. Love enough on you. Make it easy with every little thing you do. You're my sunshine in the darkest days. My better half, my saving grace. You make me who I want to be. You make it easy.

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You make it easy.

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In some of my songs I have casually mentioned the fact that I like to drink beer. This little song is more to the point. Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears. I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow. I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. Makes me feel mellow.

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Whiskey's too rough. Champagne costs too much. Vodka puts my mouth in gear. This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer.
My wife often frowns when we're out on the town and I'm wearing a suit and a tie. She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouped when I yell as the waiter goes by.

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I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow. I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. Makes me feel mellow.
Whiskey's too rough. Champagne costs too much. Vodka puts my mouth in gear. This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer.

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Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene and I went to a place so sublime. All the water was clear and tasted like beer. Then they turned it all into wine.
I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow. I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. Makes me feel mellow.

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Whiskey's too rough. Champagne costs too much. Vodka puts my mouth in gear. This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer.
Yes, he likes beer.

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If I could have a beer with Jesus, Heaven knows I'd sip it nice and slow. I'd try to pick a place that ain't too crowded. I'd gladly go wherever he wants to go.

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You can bet I'd order up a couple of talls and tell the waitress to put them on my tab. I'd be sure to let him do the talking, careful when I got the chance to ask.

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You tell me how'd you turn the other cheek to save a sorry soul like me. Do you hear the prayers I send and what happens when life ends and when you think you're coming back again.

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I'd tell everyone but no one would believe it. If I could have a beer with Jesus.
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Yeah, I'd put my whole paycheck in that jukebox. And I'd fill it up with nothing but the good stuff.

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And sit somewhere we couldn't see a clock. And ask him how'd you turn the other cheek to save a sorry soul like me.
Have you been there from the start? How'd you change a sinner's heart? And is Heaven really just beyond the stars? I'd tell everyone but no one would believe it.

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If I could have a beer with Jesus. Now he can probably only stay for just a couple rounds. But I hope and pray he'd stay until we shut that old place down.

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Ask him how'd you turn the other cheek to save a sorry soul like me. What's on the other side? Is mom and daddy all right? And if it ain't no trouble tell myself.

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I'd tell everyone but no one would believe it. If I could have a beer with Jesus.

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Oh man, what a good song.
We're here with Peter Bidigan from Reds, Wides and Brews.
Hi there.
Hey man, I see you wearing a shirt that says Dink Floyd. What is that? It looks like Pink Floyd but it's Dink Floyd.

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Well about a year ago, my wife and I discovered pickleball. Pickleball? It's like all the rage all across the country. It is. Everybody's playing it.
And in fact, I have a cousin that's been playing for 20 years. He teaches, he coaches, and he's been bugging me to play. And I'm thinking, I play a different sport. It's like who plays pickleball?
I had never even heard of it till probably two years ago. I don't think I've ever heard of it. What is it?

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Well, it's like a combination of tennis and table tennis. That's what I've heard. Tennis and ping pong. Yeah, tennis and ping pong. Just shrink down the tennis court. The net's only 22 feet long or wide and the paddles are kind of like a ping pong paddle.
Ball doesn't really travel that fast. But excuse me, I decided to start playing because I injured my left knee so bad that I can't play my regular sport anymore. It hurts too much. What was your regular sport? Handball.

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Okay. And that's not the field handball, but the indoor hit the ball with your hand handball, both hands. Yeah. And there's also outdoor version of handball, three wall and one wall. But anyway, I can't play those sports anymore. So I decided to pick up pickleball. And it's great. You can play doubles and hardly move anywhere. You can just stand there and smash the ball.

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What kind of ball do you play with? Like a tennis ball or racquetball? It's a wiffle ball. Oh, wow. Oh, so that's why it hasn't traveled far. Yeah, it's like a wiffle ball. But to answer your original question, the reason my shirt says dink Floyd is one of the main shots that you do in pickleball is a dink shot. And that's probably the most popular shot to learn and master. It's not easy to do, but it's when you barely hit the ball over the net softly. And the person who returns the dink probably has to return it with another dink.

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Because you can't, it's too low to smash. But if you make the mistake and you hit the dink a little too high, the ball gets smashed at you literally. So you better beware. I never heard the hern what about three or four years ago, I started hearing the term dink, dink, which was dual income, no kids. Yeah. And so I would you walked up, I'm like, All right, all right.

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All right. All right. See, and I've never heard that when my little brother was very small when he was born. And so my dad called him dink or dinky forever. He says nickname dink. Well, pickleball has has an interesting history. And I think it was originally invented in the 60s, I believe by some people that probably really couldn't play tennis anymore. They needed something that was a little slower and a little hand eye coordination. Yeah. And so

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they invented this game and they didn't know what to call it. Well, I guess the the family dog would hang out at the court all the time. You kind of get in the way. And his name was pickle. Oh, is there a place to play pickleball in Ramona? Yeah, the San Diego country estates. Oh, eight courts. They used to be tennis courts there. I think there's how many tennis courts there now I think there's two left but they took out at least four of the tennis courts and convert them to

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eight pickleball courts. But to play there you have to know somebody to make a reservation and it doesn't cost anything. You can just play there as long as it's with a resident. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Holly plays. All right. Como the girls that play out there. There's a lot of pickleball groups. All right, Peter. Yep. I'm going to challenge you to a pickleball game at some point. Let's do it. Me and sweet curbs against you and who? Whoa, whoa, whoa. How did I get? No, there's two there's two per team, right? Yeah, it's doubles doubles. Yeah. All right. We're gonna lose though. We've never played.

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So you and the missus against me and sweet bar play. Oh, yeah. Okay. She's getting better. There's a huge learning curve. Yeah, you're gonna have to give me the rundown on the rules and all that. It's it's fun. You learn. You were awful confident a minute ago. Now you're like, Okay, we need to know the rules. Well, yeah, I got to know the rules of the game. But we should do it. We should do that. Oh, yeah. Join us. We have a great group started. We just put you on the on the group chat for a pickleball and sounds like fun. There you go. Cool.

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I could do that. Can I wear boots to? Yeah, you could. But I think your fans would probably be better. It's not a it's not a boot wearing game. I don't think there's any boot wearing sports unless you're riding a horse riding horses or bulls.
Come on now. Are you gonna ride a bull rodeo is coming up. All right, a bull. I'm not afraid. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. I would totally ride a bull. Would you?

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Yeah, mechanical ball. If somebody I knew was in control of it. No, with one of those big cushy things, those airbags around it. Dude, I would totally ride a bull. That'd be fun.
Fun for two seconds. I we had until you threw your back out and flew off. So I don't know. I was probably about seven or eight years old and my mom had goats in the back in the backyard. We live in the lakeside.

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Jumping on one of them. Oh, you mutton busted. I just go and I busted my ass. It just was and now you want to jump on a bull. And now I want to jump in a bull. I'd love to do that. I want to wear it. Make sure I wear a helmet. Not really. I'd wear the road he'll use. When's the rodeo? The rodeo should be here soon. Right? When is when is bull riding night? I don't know if that's the thing. Seems like a high ability. Doesn't seem like a thing at all. Hey, can you do a bull ride? Yeah, I could. Can you do a bull ride? Yeah, sure. I can't. Do a bull ride. Yeah. Huh? I can't. Can you do a bull ride? Yeah. Yeah. I can't.

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Doesn't seem like a thing at all. Hey Peter, you know that I'm in a band called dirty confetti. You know that I've heard of it
You've heard of it. Yeah
That have I told you the humbling story about how that name came about dirty confetti
Oh, man, you gotta let me tell that story, you know, I do

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It was let me give you the the earlier briefing of it
So so I was in a band before dirty confetti and it was Rob my drummer and we were hanging out
At red whites and brews right when when you first open that back area, right when there was like straw
Hey bales. Yeah hay bales with the burlap sacks over and right. It was so awesome proceeding. Yeah, I love that man

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So we were hanging out there and it had to been like a Saturday because we were day drinking and it was probably
It was me Rob didn't have to be a Saturday me Rob Wendy pretty much dirty confetti now
but we're hanging out there and we were in a different band and
They had wanted to kind of slow down and play and and me and Rob were like now we want to keep playing
so we want to do our own thing we're gonna do our own project and

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so we were like talking about it while we were hanging out there you had a
Sangria, you had turtle rock sangria, which was amazing and we were hanging out. There's daytime. It's a little warm out and
We were like, let's do our own thing. Let's do it. Let's get a group to get a band together and we're like, okay cool
So they're like, yeah, let's do it. We didn't even have a bass player at the time when we first started this whole idea and

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We're like, alright cool. So we got it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna make this happen
We're gonna be a band
What are we gonna name the band and we're just going off on like dumb shit, you know
I will be whatever, you know
And so I don't know what happened the day before at red whites and brews
But there was like a party or something and there was a bunch of confetti like on the ground still
From the night before I think and I was like, oh man

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Yeah, look at all this stuff dirty good, but to dirty confetti all over the ground and I was like dirty
I feel like that'd be a cool band name and we're all laughing about it. We're like, that's a dumb name
No, I'm like I kind of like that name
Were you there when they all that I was like probably was there no, I didn't really I didn't really
Yeah, I didn't really know you at the time. We were just there

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Yeah, yeah, that was a that was a bitching spot dude
Like it for the like the summertime like hanging out in the back. Well, it still is Travis. Oh, it's awesome
Oh, it's even better now. It's even better now. Yeah, cuz back in the day
You got the fire. You don't even have the fire pits or anything. I don't think so
No, you just it was just like a like a hay barn
It was I mean half half of the hay barn was was paved and the rest was dirt

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Yeah, and we had those hay bale seedings all over the place including in the dirt
No one seemed to mind but when we have parties there the party that you were speaking of Friday night
We try to tell everybody listen when you're done with the party just clean up after
yourselves
Dirty confetti that was left on the ground but

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That's a cool story that's kind of cool how like
Did I ever get paid a finder's fee for that yeah, right
I don't think you did right but uh, you got he's he gets his 1%
I'll tell you I'll pay you your finders fee will play there for free on a Saturday or a Friday or something

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Because we only Peter you got to leave here in a few minutes
I don't want to hold you up
But but I'm curious like because we've gotten to know you through the music scene, right?
You know Ramona radio got involved with the project or two and and stuff like that your music
I don't say background but how you got into music was it through business
Necessity or was this something that you've always wanted to do like was this something you enjoy doing what what what's your music interest?

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I I think really the whole bar scene that that I started was just a crazy thought that popped into my head
Like I said that one day I was just sitting in my bar or my bar my stereo store
And it just occurred to me that we needed a bar or a beer and wine tasting
location back in Ramona since so Cal so Cal beer and wine was gone, so it was sort of a natural

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progression to
Bring music in because I've always loved music live music recorded music
All kinds of genres from rock to country to to jazz it didn't matter
So it just seemed like a good fit to bring music into the bar and originally
I was just gonna do like a single solo artist in the corner of the bar inside because we didn't have the back hay barn

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Yeah, but the hay barn came so quickly and and we didn't really
Waste much time developing that it's like no we can put the music out back because we have a lot more room
And that's kind of where it started. Dude you I'm gonna tell you what man
I don't thank you so much for everything that you've done for the music and the musicians in this town building that stage and building

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The whole back area because every Monday night man, we have the greatest time
like that's one of the nights that all the musicians get together and we get to hang out and not
Really worry about you know anything really like with normal things that musicians worry about so we get there and it's like a big family
Right we get up and try new songs get up try whatever we want to do and mess around with and

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Actually play with other musicians that we don't normally play with on Monday nights. It's amazing man. I appreciate it
Yeah, because because for those that aren't completely familiar give us the the kind of timeline on how the whole Monday night dealer
It's called dealer's choice dealer choice and how that Monday because for those that have never been there
This is the place the town goes on Monday nights

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I mean it's tons of live music an amazing community big outdoor area and and half the town shows up on Mondays
So can you give me a little background on like how that whole thing evolved a little bit?
Well, I think it all started when I first went to Three Hills winery
I think it's just before kovat to get involved in the get involved
But listen to the what do they call it Travis circle in the round? Yeah, like the three hills song circle

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Okay. Yeah, and I was there you were there tally
Steve tally was there and a bunch of other people were playing I was so impressed by that. So
After that happened, I said to Steve tally I said look, you know, you're a musician
Don't you think we could do something like this in the hay barn?
And he said, oh, this would be a great place and we're just starting to talk, you know

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briefly about developing something but that was you know, just before kovat and then kovat hit and
Everything kind of just got put on the shelf for a while until we got through that mess and then once we
Got back on track after kovat
Guess who shows up in our town is Ashley Norton
Yeah, and she started coming to the hay barn and doing some performances

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And so I approached her and I think Steve tally even occur encouraged me to talk to her because she was pretty
Into promoting whatever we could promote music wise in Ramona and she said, you know
It'd be really cool to have some type of music alliance thing going on and I said I would love to do that
I've been talking to Steve tally about this for years

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Can we do it a set on a Saturday night?
I didn't want to do Friday night because smoking can and brewery has their open mic and I want to step on their toes
So I said, let's let's do a Saturday night and he actually goes
Oh, no, that's not a good night to do it because all the musicians are gigging and they're not available
No shit. So the funny she actually hit me up to about that and she's like what you I told her Monday

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I was like, let's do it Monday because that's what she says what everybody's not gigging, you know
So the good news is because kovat
Kept us from opening seven days a week pre kovat. We were seven days a week
post kovat we were five days a week one of the nights we were closed was Monday
So when she said how about Monday night? I'm going that's great because they give me a reason to open the bar Monday nights

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Yeah, and so that's where it developed. I can't and so after that meeting we kicked off the actual first
Alliance Monday in March if my memory serves me clear
First one first one. Yeah, and it didn't start off huge. It was mostly a lot of musicians
You know supporting each other showing up, but man is it is it just blossom from that point?

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It really yeah, it really is the place to be on Mondays
Not only just for Mona musicians people are coming from down in San Diego from all over
Yeah, I think we've had a come play a couple of musicians from out of state. Yeah, Austin. I've heard
Nashville yeah. Yeah, so I think we're putting ourselves on the map. Heck yeah, man
I think it's a cool program
Peter has mentioned the Alliance a couple of times and he's referring to the Ramona music Alliance, which is kind of an informal

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Organization where all the musicians of the area there's even people out of Ramona who are part of it
But they get together and they work and collaborate to work in promoting music and working with venues and stuff like that
Yeah, it's a pretty neat organization. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good thing
It's a very cool collaboration thing with all the folks and the peeps and all the musicians

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And all the musicians that I love you guys out there who if you're listening right now, which I hope you are
They're listening. They're listening. I get I get the call
I get the call so you know we air every Sunday at 6 on Ramona radio and then it's on all the podcasts over Monday
By Monday afternoon my phone starts going off. Don't Travis this don't
That was a great show. Well that's the other thing I like
We had a couple friends traveling this past week and everyone said like Ashley said oh on my way to Monterey

(37:10):
I was listening to the show Robin Wendy on their way to Arizona. They were listening to it
Yeah, so that's super cool to know. Well, I know like it
Yeah, we're running out of time with Peter. So yeah, you got it. You got to get to your your dink turn
Your pickle
Hey, don't make fun of it until you try

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We will we will take photos when we do this and we'll post it on our social media
We'll let you know who wins just don't beat us too bad Peter. That's all we ask
I think you're gonna beat our asses, but we're good. Alrighty
Peter thank you so much for hanging out with us. Thanks for having me on this beautiful Sunday after yeah, and
We'll see you at Red Watson brews. I'll be there. Yeah

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A couple beautiful girls tell me your trucks break down dogs run off politicians live in five
Count the things I can count on
Much man

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It ain't ever let me down
Never
Like
But
Boy like a dream you just don't know me the bars in this guitar

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She was a blue jean baby fire in her eyes and go crazy. It was red tail lights when she lived town
Oh

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Oh

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I got one hand is creeping down on a cold one
Cuz long

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Never

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There's a tear in my beer cause I'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind
Into these last few beers I have shed a million tears

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I'm gonna keep drinking until I'm petrified
And then maybe these tears will leave my eyes

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Last night I walked the floor and the night before
It seems my life is through and I'm so dogged on glue

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I'm gonna keep drinking until I can't move a toe
And then maybe my heart won't hurt me so

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Lord I've tried and I've tried but my tears I can't hide
All these blues that I've found have really got me down

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I'm gonna keep drinking until I can't even think
Cause in the last week I ain't slept a wink

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Really man come on
Six o'clock news says somebody been shot
Somebody's been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole their car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn't get too far

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Yeah, they didn't get too far
Grandpappy told my pappy back in my day son
A man had the answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas by the tall old tree
Round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high up the street

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For all the people to see
That justice is the one thing you should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local zoo
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing

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Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses
We got too many gangsters doing
Dirty deeds
Too much corruption and crime in the streets
Stand the long arm of the law

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Put a few more in the ground
Send them all to their maker
And he'll settle them down
You can bet he'll settle them down
Cause justice is the one thing you should always find

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Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses
Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses

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You know justice is the one thing you should always find

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Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses
Alright, whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Who was that sweet curbs?

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Toby Keith and Willie Nelson. You in! Ding ding ding! Obviously.
Alright so that was Peter Bidigan from Red, Whites and Brews. Thank you my friend for hanging out with us.
Now we've got our good friend Cassie back with us. How are you Cassie?

(47:42):
I'm good. I'm back again! You just can't get rid of me.
Do you got drinks? You good on beverages?
I do. I am having an Aperol Spritz tonight.
A what?
An Aperol Spritz.
Same. They're very good.
An Aperol Spritz.
Wait. Y'all are drinking girl drinks?
We are. Actually.
Aperol Spritz.
In Europe it's not even a girl drink. Having just come back from Italy and Germany it's just a summer drink.

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What happened to the whiskey?
Yeah. It's coming. It's coming.
Alright so let me know when you need some whiskey. I got it right here. Speaking of that I need some more whiskey.
Got your ice.
Need some more stuff?
Clink clinks.
Bam. Oh yeah. It's going to be good stuff.
Alright so I want to give a shout out real quick to one of our fans that's a listener to our show. His name is Mark Wilson.

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And he requested some boot stomping songs.
Boot stomping.
What does that mean?
I like the way he phrased that.
Because if you read the comment he says I heard, who did he say?
Trace Atkins.
Trace Atkins right? And he's like I love that music. Play more of it.
Play more of that.
So.
It just sounds like a lot of fun if you ask me. Boot stomping right?

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Boot stomping songs. Have you guys ever been line dancing before Sweet Curbs? Have you ever been line dancing?
No.
Have you ever tried that?
Yes that's why I don't go line dancing.
So you have tried it.
Yeah do you guys ever see that meme of I love Lucy and she's dancing with the other dancers and they're all going one way and she's going the other and they're going forward and she's going back?
Yeah that's me too.
That's me so that's why I don't do it.

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I do pretty good when the instructor is teaching and they're like okay these are the counts but once they go full speed and put the song on I go sit down.
Yeah.
What about you Cassie? You ever been do line dancing or anything like that?
I have. I used to do it a lot more these days. No I don't do not know anything they're doing out there anymore.
I can't remember what to like you said I can't remember where to go forward backwards.
Even in our own living room. I'm staring at other people.

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Travis and I put on we tried to learn Alan Jackson, good time.
And we were in our own living room and we're like this is not working out like we can't do this.
We're running into each other.
Yeah but it was like a step by step instructional video of like the line dance to this song and we were like no.
Yeah well you know to our defense to our defense we were about nine beers deep.

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Good Times by Alan Jackson.
Yeah Good Times. They did like this whole like I don't know what was like like a mile long line dance or something like that.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah but they broke it down.
Good Times.
Yeah this song.
Yes.
Yeah.
This one.
They did like a whole mile long line dance like all bunch of people.
That's pretty cool.
Did you guys ever see that?
That was the music video. We actually watched like the instructional how to do the line dance.

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Oh yeah you and I did and we failed miserably.
No see I can do the electric slide all day.
It's a couple of great minds that are dead.
See I can't even do that. You give me the Macarena.
Oh yeah I can do that.
The Macarena.
I got that one. I might even know the Cupid shuffle.
No.
But no the country ones they've evolved so much from you know where we started with things like the Macarena and the electric slide.

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The electric slide that was like the I don't know was that like the first line dance ever.
It's electric.
It's electric.
Boogie woogie.
Yeah.
No they have line dancing. They have lessons over there at the barn right?
Yeah.
Every Thursday Alia teaches line dancing lessons.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And she's really good. She travels with the dance troupe.

(51:11):
They go all over the country and dance at music festivals and she's a really good line dancer yeah.
And they do like big old showcases of just line dancing.
Yeah so she's part of a troupe that goes to things like stagecoach-esque things but all over the country.
Oh yeah.
And so she goes out with this dance group and they go dance in the different stages in the halls and.
It's pretty amazing. She actually choreographed.

(51:33):
Yeah.
A line dance for.
Oh Astra.
For Astra's.
Yeah.
Rodeo Queen song.
Yeah it's in the music video. It's super cool.
Very cool.
But yeah she does that every Thursday at the barn.
That's what we need to do. We need to teach the town the line dance to Astra's song.
Oh man.

(51:54):
Yeah we'll have to get Alia to do a how-to video.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe that'll be our punishment.
Watching the four of us try to figure it out.
Maybe Alia should be a guest.
Oh yeah that would be fun.
I do love this song.
Oh I love this song. This is Astra.
Yeah.

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That's killer.
Rodeo Queen.
Very cool.
Hell yeah.
So.
I can do the chicken dance.
The chicken dance.
It's true.
You know the wedding.
Oh yeah.
And the Urkel.
I don't want to be a chicken.
I don't want to be an ed exo.
Shake your butt.
That's my skill set to her.
Yeah.
He does the Urkel quite well.
The Urkel.

(52:36):
Yes.
There are many stories around the Urkel.
Or the Carlton.
What's the.
What's the.
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.
What's the one from Seinfeld.
Elaine.
The Elaine dance.
Oh but that's just she's like.
Yeah she's like kicking like.
She just goes wild.
Having spasms.
I can do the.

(52:57):
I can do that.
That Pee Wee Herman dance.
Oh yes.
Da da da da da da.
I think that's the one that I actually.
There it is.
Yep.
Yes.
There's some videos around this.
Okay I can't.
We'll know when we see it.
Without thinking about that Pee Wee Herman.
Pee Wee Herman.
I accept the plaza.
That's a generational thing because you know what I think of when I hear this song.

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Huh.
The scene in the sandlot when they all do Chew when they get on that.
Oh yeah.
Big spinning thing.
Oh really.
And they just throw up on everyone.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Cassie has a story.
Am I telling this story?
Why not?
What the hell.
Oh my goodness.
I lost my dignity.
There is video evidence though I'm not sure.
If it's a story about Eric and he's encouraging it.
I've been drinking way too much to not hear this story.
It is.

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I think I lost all my.
It involves me at the end but I'm not sure I'm going to tell that part.
I think I lost all my dignity about episode two so yeah.
Oh no if you're going to tell the story you have to tell the whole story.
I have to tell the whole story?
Just tell the story Cassie.
Oh goodness.
I got to hear this.
Okay so yeah we had been out for the day and were coming back and a friend of ours had

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horses over here at the Western Center.
Well she had motion activated cameras and we were aware of this and we had had some
cocktails out that evening so we decided to stop by and activate her motion active cameras
and this one strips down to his chonies and does the Urkel dance to trigger her cameras.

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This is all caught on her video.
What is the Urkel dance?
I only know that.
Did I do that?
Steve Urkel.
Yeah.
I call it the Urkel dance.
It might be the Pee Wee Herman dance.
It's more the Pee Wee Herman dance.
I can't.
I'm doing this in nothing but his skivvies.
I am just dying.
At like 10 o'clock at night in these horse stables knowing that her phone just went off

(54:45):
right because she's one of those hyper.
She's now watching.
She's like watching you.
She's watching.
Her phone goes off, somebody's in her horse stall and she picks up her phone and there's
me in my underwear doing the Urkel dance.
Meanwhile I didn't believe he was actually going to do what he said he was going to do.
Okay, I should know better by this point in time.

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I am just losing it.
I'm standing in the corner of the hay barn and I full on wet myself.
Like full on in the background of this video.
Then there's Cassie just peeing her pants in the corner.
I can't stand up.
This all finishes.
I had to sit on a hay bag in the car on the way home.

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But yeah, this video evidence is out there somewhere.
Did she ever come out and say anything?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
She showed us the video.
She was texting us within minutes.
It's out there somewhere.
Yes.
There's a video of us dancing at the barn for Rob's birthday.
We had done a pub crawl and Rob and Wendy had a couple that lived on their property.
I don't know if they still live there.

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Her name was Kim and she loved tequila.
So she bought everyone around her tequila shots.
And I always tell him like, oh, let's go dance baby.
He's like, no, no, no.
So I know he's on a good one if he's like, let's go dance.
Let's go.
I'm like, I need tequila.
And I'll...
So there's a video.
We're not even on the dance floor.
Now everybody knows.
We're in between the tables and it's the best video because he's just laughing hysterically

(56:10):
as we're dancing and there's no rhyme or reason or steps.
We're just flinging and spinning.
Yeah.
That's so much fun.
We were totally off beat and everything.
And now we know.
Give him tequila.
Yeah.
If you want me to dance, give me some tequila and I'll dance.
I think I can speak for both of us.
We would never order tequila from the bar ourselves.
But if someone's walking around with three shots, who am I to say no?

(56:32):
You can't decline that.
That would be rude.
Sometimes people will be like, hey, we're all doing shots of tequila and they already
got them.
I'm going to be like, I'm not going to turn it down.
Right?
I'm not a tequila guy.
I'm a whiskey guy.
But yeah.
It kind of falls into your rule of can't say no.
It's free.
I fall into whatever.
But give me tequila and I'll dance very well.

(56:53):
I think there's actually a song about that, about how tequila.
We were talking about that a little bit earlier.
It's called One Round with Jose Cuervo.
One round of who's that?
One round of Jose Cuervo.
Some stranger asked me to dance.
After two rounds, I caught my toe tapping along with the key.

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The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket until he started listening to tequila.
Drinking tequila.
Sorry.
Damn it.
This whiskey is so good.
Although tequila can talk to you.
The more you drink, the more it talks.
There it is.
Tracy Bird.
Let's listen.
One round of Jose Cuervo.
I caught my boots tapping along with the key.
After two rounds with Jose Cuervo.
Yeah.

(57:37):
We'll have to play the whole song in its entirety.
That was fun.
We'll have to.
That didn't do it justice.
That's a boot stopping song.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's about it.

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That's about it.
So yeah, we're fitting into the boot stopping song for our big fan, Mark Wilson.
All right, Mark, here you go.
I walked in, the band just started The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

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Was on the mission to drown her memory But I thought no way with all this ruckus
But after one round with Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tapping along with the feet
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

(58:44):
And some stranger asked me to dance And I revealed to her my tulip feet
Said don't get me wrong, I'm glad you asked But tonight's about me and an old memory

(59:07):
And after three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before

(59:37):
And after five or six I forgot what I came to forking
And after seven or eight I bought a round for the whole damn place
And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo They were counting me out and I was about to give in

(01:00:00):
And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo I lost count and started counting again
One round with Jose Cuervo I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo

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Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
Six rounds with Jose Cuervo

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Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo
Got a house and a back road I got a flag on the front porch

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Got a dog named Waylon I got a driveway that needs paving
I got a boat with a two-stroke A couple guaranteed to make you laugh
Jokes I got friends in low places Yeah, life is what you're making
I might not end up in the hall of fame With a star on a sidewalk with my name

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Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone Nobody gonna name their babies after me
It might not go down in history But I'll go down to the honky tonk
Got a girl named Sheila She goes bat shit on tequila

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Got a job that gets the job done I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one
The only place you might see my name Is on a wall for a good time call
I'm a local legend on a Friday night In a Pats Blue Ribbon neon light
I might not end up in the hall of fame With a star on a sidewalk with my name

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Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone Nobody gonna name their babies after me
It might not go down in history But I'll go down to the honky tonk
I'll go down to the honky tonk I'll go down to the honky tonk

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honky tonk.
This game callin'
I might not end up in the hall of fame
with a star on a sidewalk
with my name or a statue
in my hometown when I'm gone.
Nobody gonna name their
babies after me
I might not go down in history
but I'll

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go down to the honky tonk.
I'll go down
to the honky tonk
I'll go down
To the honky tonk
I go down
to the honky tonk
I'll go down
to the honky tonk
I'll go down

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to the honky tonk
I go down
I'm on Christmas.
This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there.

(01:04:11):
She grew up in the city in a little subdivision.
Her daddy wore a tie, mama never fried a chicken.
Ballet straight A's most likely to succeed.
They bought her a car after graduation.

(01:04:33):
Sent her down south for some higher education.
Put her on a fast track to a law degree.
Now she's coming home to visit.
Holding the hand of a wild-eyed boy with a farmer's tan.

(01:04:54):
She's riding in the middle of his pickup truck.
Flair and Charlie Daniels yelling turn it up.
They raised her up a lady but there's one thing they couldn't avoid.
Ladies love country boys.

(01:05:19):
Yeah you know mamas and daddies want better for their daughters.
Hope they'll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer.
And their uptown ball gown hand me down royalty.
They never understand why their princess falls.
For some camouflage, britches and a southern boy draw.

(01:05:43):
Or why she's riding in the middle of a pickup truck.
Flair and Hank Jr. yelling turn it up.
They raised her up a lady but there's one thing they couldn't avoid.

(01:06:19):
You can train them, you can try to teach them right from wrong.
But it's still gonna turn them on.
When they go riding in the middle of a pickup truck.
Flair and Leonard Skinner yelling turn it up.
You can raise her up a lady but there's one thing you just can't avoid.

(01:06:44):
They love us country boys.
They can't stand it.
It's that country thing.

(01:07:06):
Yeah.
Sing the na.
Oh that's pretty lit.

(01:07:27):
I like the na na.
Oh yeah we're back.
I like the na na.
Sweet curbs is that true?
I mean I love country boys.

(01:07:52):
I can't speak for all.
You asked a direct question, she gave you a direct answer.
I love one.
I didn't say which one.
I'm just kidding.

(01:08:17):
Birds are flying around the studio again.
Sweet curbs reminds me of a drinking song.
What's the drunkest you've ever been?
Or Cassie.
The drunkest I've ever been.

(01:08:42):
We were drinking in New York.
We were drinking Alabama slammers.
It's like slow gin, southern comfort.
We were drinking those.
To this day my best friend won't drink.

(01:09:07):
I just said the name of it.
We were drinking candy apple martinis.
Candy apple martini.
That was the olive.
Were they the cinnamon ones?

(01:09:32):
No they were just caramel.
I don't think we got out of bed until 2 o'clock the next day.
I don't drink anything apple or sweet like that.
Like a Washington apple.

(01:09:57):
What won't he drink?
The drunkest I've ever been was off of goldschlager.
We used to drink starry night.
It was goldschlager and Jägermeister.
It is awful.

(01:10:22):
Wasn't it also red bull or something?
It was goldschlager and Jägermeister.
What would be the drink when you woke up the next day?
There are definitely two.

(01:10:47):
Only twice.
Only twice?
B-52s.
It was a long time before I could touch anything.
Kahlúa and Bailey's.

(01:11:12):
I didn't touch anything that resembled either of those.
Was that a morning drink?
You're 18.
I probably was doing Jägerbombs with that.
Is that what they call it?

(01:11:37):
I think they call it a Dr. Pepper shot.
I think I was mixing all of that.
The thing that came back to haunt me was the B-52s.
It's a really good shot.
Irish Carbomb?

(01:12:02):
No, it's called a lunchbox shot.
It's a little bottle with a little bit of a red color in it.
Have you ever had an Irish Carbomb?
It's like Guinness and Bailey's.
Cans of Guinness, when you open it, it has the little ball in it.

(01:12:27):
I called James, who's my best friend's husband,
and he said,
20-30 years ago, they found the needles in the Pepsi cans.
I could tell it wasn't a needle, but there was something in my can.
I called James and said,

(01:12:52):
do you ever have anything in your drink?
I said, no, I don't drink anything.
I was like, no, I don't drink anything.
It scared me.
I was like, nobody drink anything.

(01:13:17):
Do you want to die?
I had the little finger hole for it.
Is that the one that has the little gold flakes in it?
It tastes like fireball.
I was pretty hammered one time at a party in Pacific Beach.

(01:13:42):
I was walking around the party with my finger in that hole.
It was the big bottle.
I was going to town on that bottle.
The next day, I woke up in jail.
Oh, shit.

(01:14:07):
I woke up in jail and was like, where am I?
I was like, I'm in the jail.
I was like, what is this?
I ended up getting out of jail.
I don't remember.

(01:14:32):
Was it like public drunkenness?

(01:14:57):
They were like, you don't remember?
I was like, I got to go home.
They gave me a bus ticket.
I don't know how this bus thing works.
I ended up walking from downtown San Diego to my friend's house.

(01:15:22):
I ended up walking, getting back to his house.
Was this before cell phones?
They didn't give you a dime for the pay phone?
I was still kind of drunk when I got out of jail.
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.

(01:15:47):
I was still drunk and stumbling the whole way.
I get to this house and knock on nobody's door.
I opened the door and got in there.
I crashed on the couch.
He came home and he thought there was some homeless dude.

(01:16:12):
He thought there was some homeless dude walking in and laying on his couch.
He was like, hey man.
I turned around and he was like, what are you doing?
I had the craziest night last night.
I had to crash on your couch.

(01:16:37):
I was drinking Goldschlager.
Your story is so much better than mine.
Do you have a story Eric?
I have never been to jail.
The drunkest I've ever been was in Nicaragua.

(01:17:02):
We should phone the kids.
We were staying in a villa and we walked to town.
We were sober when we walked.
We were in Italy and none of us spoke Italian.
The cab drivers were like, where are you?

(01:17:27):
We were trying to tell them the address.
I can't communicate.

(01:17:52):
What year was that? 2016.
It was a phone service.
It was not like now where you have Uber.
They are asking us where we are.
We are trying to tell them.

(01:18:17):
We are on the corner.
There is an Italian restaurant in Italy.
I am by a Starbucks in a 76 station.

(01:18:42):
You are close to the freeway.
Let's listen to some music.
You were the first thing that I thought of
When I thought I drank you off my mind
When I get lost in the liquor

(01:19:07):
You are the only one I find
If I did the things I ought to
The stare would not be mine
So I keep a tight grip on the bottle
Getting loose and killing time

(01:19:32):
This killing time is killing me
Drinking myself blind
Thinking I won't see
That if I cross that line
They bury me

(01:19:55):
This mind of mine I've been killing
Time for eternity
I don't know nothing about tomorrow
I've been lost yesterday

(01:20:19):
I spent all my life just dying for
A love that passed away
There's an end to all my sorrow
This is the only price I'll pay
I'll be a happy man when I go
And I can't wait another day

(01:20:44):
This killing time is killing me
Drinking myself blind
Thinking I won't see
That if I cross that line
They bury me

(01:21:08):
Well I just might find I'll be killing
Time for eternity
Yes I just might find I'll be killing
Time for eternity
guitar solo

(01:21:49):
It's half up to Memphis
I'm on the ground
I thought that big old city
Could ease my Georgia mind
After just one hour
I met this southern girl
She said to call me the Queen of Memphis

(01:22:10):
Then she took me around the world
And I saw stars
Shining on the water
I heard elves
Singing blue sweet tunes
That old bloody river
Was my witness

(01:22:34):
The night I fell in love
With the Queen of Memphis
guitar solo
I woke up the next morning

(01:22:56):
A prisoner of her charm
She showed me things I'd never seen
Back there on that farm
She set my soul on fire
She fulfilled all my dreams
A boy became a man that night
In the arms of the Memphis Queen

(01:23:20):
I saw stars
Dancing on the water
I heard elves
Was my witness

(01:23:42):
Just back that old man river
She keeps rolling through my mind
And you know I won't forget her
Cause she was one of mine
I saw stars
Dancing on the water

(01:24:06):
I heard elves
Was my witness
I am still in love

(01:24:27):
guitar solo

(01:24:54):
If you really want to know
She comes here a lot
She just loves to hear
the music and dance
K-13 is her favorite song
If you play it you might
have a chance
Tonight she's only
Sippin' white wine

(01:25:17):
She's friendly and fun
Lovin' most of the time
But don't ask her
On a strait to Keenland High
She'll start thinking about him
And she's ready to fight
Flames her broken heart
On every man inside

(01:25:40):
guitar solo
Here's a glass of chivli
And some quarters and change
Maybe you can turn
Her love life around
And she won't need the salt
Or the lime anymore

(01:26:01):
To shoot that old memory down
Just remember her heart's
On the man
If you ever come back
To see her again
Don't ask her

(01:26:22):
On every man inside
guitar solo
Don't ask her

(01:26:43):
On every man inside
Don't ask her

(01:27:05):
On every man inside
Don't ask her

(01:27:27):
On every man inside
Oh, man, John Anderson.
Straight tequila night.
Those are some good
drinking songs we got in there.
Sweet Curbs, have you ever
had a strait tequila night?
No, because I would be dead.
Yeah.
I would fall asleep in five minutes.
Tequila puts me to sleep.
I know we have some friends
that do a lot of
strait tequila nights.

(01:27:49):
We've all got some friends
that do strait tequila nights.
I do, yeah.
Just do tequila.
Danielle.
Danielle and Dave, yeah,
they enjoy tequila.
The Burses, absolutely.
They always have the...
Oh, yeah, they always drink,
what is it, a Naho tequila
with a little orange slice
at the par.
Yeah.
All right, so sweet curbs,
we've heard about your
drunken time.

(01:28:10):
Cassie, we've heard
about your drunken time.
Eric.
You want to hear mine?
I want to hear your drunken time.
Let's hear it.
We heard his story
on the song great.
He sighs and looks over at me.
And just for the record,
I really do not drink
that much anymore.
No, I know you don't.
But after that...
But that particular day...
I mean, for God's sakes,
you're drinking twisted tea

(01:28:31):
right now.
That's like drinking Kool-Aid, bro.
It's okay.
I'm not going to judge you.
Neither will anybody else.
So we were...Cassie and I
had taken the kids down
to Nicaragua for a vacation.
And we had stayed at
a bunch of different places.
But one of the places
we stayed for a couple nights
was this turtle...
turtle something.
It had something to do
with a turtle.
It was a bay or some sorts.
And it was a small boutique
hotel that only had five rooms.

(01:28:52):
And one room was occupied
by the owner.
So it really only had four rooms.
So you got to know all the people
in the hotel, right?
And their bar was on
the honor system.
The honor system.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
So you would literally go
make whatever you want.
And you wrote in a notebook
what you poured yourself
or what you made yourself
or what you grabbed.
Whether you grabbed a beer
or whether you...
And then you just closed out
at the end of the night?

(01:29:13):
Yeah.
At the end of the stay.
So you were your own bartender?
Yeah.
You made your own tab?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
It was really kind of cool.
When they first told me about it...
We've been to a couple of places
that have been that way.
Yeah.
But you know what's really
interesting though
and a little sidetrack here
is it is amazing when you give
people that kind of responsibility
of sorts.

(01:29:34):
How really honest they become.
Yeah.
You know?
As long as they can remember
to write it down.
Well...
What is that restaurant?
That's where the story comes in.
I would have went in there
and just been like,
okay, let me just go ahead
and write down 10 and then...
Ah.
No, macaroni grill.
I might have only had eight.
Maybe I had 11.
I don't know.
Macaroni grills
with their Chianti.
They have their house

(01:29:55):
Chianti on the table
and they leave crayons
and there's wine glasses.
So it's up to you to tally.
No kidding.
Yes.
I wonder if they still do it.
Macaroni grills
are glasses that you tally.
No, there's a bottle of Chianti
on every table
and you don't have to drink it,
but there's wine glasses as well.
And there's a crayon
because you know,
macaroni grill,
they write their name upside down
all fancy and it's all about

(01:30:16):
the table top.
I've actually never been
to a macaroni grill, so...
It's like a fancy Olive Garden
like Chianti restaurant.
Okay.
So...
So you just tally
however many glasses you have
on the table.
And so I'm in there
and it's like Roman numeral
frigging Super Bowl 65
and I forget which...
Asking for a second bottle.
No, he's like,
this crayon rare out.

(01:30:37):
Bring me another crayon.
I need a new crayon.
I'm going to need another crayon please.
And a new tablecloth.
Hold on, we digress.
Back to Nicaragua.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Sorry.
That was my fault.
We got sidetracked.
It's sidetracked.
So us and a couple of the other
hotel guests were sitting there
having drinks and everything
was fine.
And then the owner of the hotel
came out and he decided
he was going to hang out with us.
Well, he, it's his hotel, right?

(01:30:59):
So what he puts on that notepad,
I don't know, but he started
pouring drinks for people
and we're all having fun.
But he poured something into this day.
I can't recall what it was.
And I said, I want some of that.
It was definitely a mixed drink
and it had Florida Cognac,
but there was other things in it.
What color was it?
Was it red, green, purple?
I don't know.
I don't recall.
It did him in.

(01:31:20):
That's all he knows.
Honestly, without a joke,
the last thing I remember him
was handing me the drink
saying this is really good.
Now the story, the story
goes on and I got roofied.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's not.
He was pretty friendly.
So then they put the pieces
of the story for me afterwards.
Well, basically we stayed at the hotel

(01:31:42):
for a long time and then we got hungry.
And so we had to walk to this restaurant,
which was down on the beach in Nicaragua.
And the restaurant was really cool.
It would look like a, you know,
taco shop of sorts, but they had
hammocks inside of the restaurant.
So I was sitting at the table
and at that point I was done.
Wait, they had hammocks?
Yeah.
It was like an open beach bar restaurant.
It was an open beach bar.

(01:32:03):
America.
Yeah.
Put hammocks in your bars.
Get with it.
Right?
Yeah.
No, it was fantastic.
Red Watson, we need to get Peter back here.
We need hammocks at Red Watson, please.
Like a Mexican beach bar restaurant
kind of place in your head, right?
It's pretty similar.
I gotcha.
Open air kind of thing.
Anyway, I couldn't stay awake.

(01:32:24):
Apparently I was done for the night.
I laid down in the hammock and passed out.
I wouldn't say you laid down in the hammock.
I fell into it.
I think the oldest child and I moved you to it.
Well, yeah.
Wait, so were you laying face down on the hammock or face up?
No, I was just laying on the back, yeah.
Face down.
I think I was just laying down.
Okay.
But the crazy part was, is I guess,
they, dinner was over.

(01:32:45):
They tried to get me up, couldn't wake me up
for obvious reasons.
And the waiters decided to start having some fun
with our children.
And they started passing out limes to the kids
and said, this is how you wake them up.
So they would cut the lime in half and they would,
so they were rubbing me.
They told the children to rub it all over his face.
Rubbing me completely, just covering me in lime juice.
All over your face?

(01:33:05):
All over my face.
There you go, squirt this in his eye.
He'll wake up.
Yeah, exactly.
Did it work?
Yeah.
Yeah, shove this up his nose.
He'll wake up.
Yeah.
Anyway, so yeah.
So then we left the restaurant.
Now there was another thing in Nicaragua which was kind of cool.
And I do vaguely remember this is that on our way back,
there's a house on the street there.

(01:33:25):
And somehow we found out about it.
Somebody told us about it.
Yeah, we had learned about it.
And when we got to that point, yes, Steve and I decided,
yeah, electrolytes would be good.
Right.
And so...
You knocked on the door of this house.
He changed out places with Erica and holding you up.
Yeah.
Because we had to...
Yeah, I needed some help walking.
Two of us had to walk you back.

(01:33:46):
But here's what's cool.
You knock on the door of this house.
And this was late at night.
This wasn't like noon.
This was very late at night.
You knock on the door of this house.
The guy opens it up.
He's got nothing but a pair of Bermuda shorts on.
And you point and he climbs this coconut tree that's got to be...
You say, Coco Fresco.
Yeah, Coco Fresco.
And he comes out and he's like a monkey, runs up this tree,

(01:34:06):
really tall, tall coconut tree.
He'll hack a fresh coconut off, scrambles back down.
He shucks it.
He tops the top off and hands you a straw and he goes,
$1.
What?
Yeah.
$2 for you because it's two in the morning.
Yeah, he'll give you a fresh coconut right out of the tree.
I see, dude.
Yeah.
You know what's cool about coconut water?
They have those little cartons of coconut water

(01:34:28):
at like gas stations and stuff.
That's like the best hangover.
I love it.
The electrolytes and a little bit of sugar.
No pulp.
If you drank a little...
Yeah, no pulp.
They do have the ones with the pulp.
Oh, really?
I haven't had that one.
I don't want to chew my drink.
Which is weird because I don't understand how you get pulp
and coconut water unless they literally shave off pieces of coconut.
That's what they do.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's like orange juice with like pulp in it.

(01:34:49):
Typically does not have pulp in it, right?
Yeah.
Just the water or whatever inside of it.
But it's supposed to be good for you.
And it actually works because I've tried it myself.
I've been hungover a couple of times in my life.
Once or twice?
Just a couple?
Just a couple of times.
I've been hungover.
I don't get hungover anymore.
Yeah, I will say the next morning, I think, yeah, we got up and went on with our day.
Went on with our day.
Yeah, and the owner of the hotel came in and he goes,

(01:35:11):
how you doing?
I'm like, dude, shut up.
I hate you.
You killed me.
Shut up.
He was a Canadian actually, which is pretty funny.
Yeah, I don't know what it was.
I can't remember now.
But anyway, there's my story.
And the day I turned 21, which I was in the military when that happened.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All I know is the NCO said, you're lucky you went with me.
Yeah.

(01:35:32):
Yeah.
So I don't know what I said that night.
Sweet Curbs, how drunk did you get on your 21st birthday?
I didn't get that drunk.
What?
Because.
We're not that drunk.
No, because we went out to dinner at the Elephant Bar and then my friends surprised me with tickets.
I'd always wanted to go see a Cirque du Soleil show and they had one at the Fairgrounds in Del Mar.
So I really didn't get that drunk on my 21st birthday.

(01:35:54):
Really?
Mm hmm.
I got fucking hammered.
I drank, but I didn't get drunk.
I got hammered.
How about you, Cassie?
Did you get drunk on your 21st birthday?
I'm sure that I did.
I don't think I got wasted.
I had an infant.
What's wrong with y'all?
I'm just kidding.
I did.
I think my brother took me out.
Travis threw up spaghetti on his 21st birthday.
Oh, that's always fun.
You did?
That's always fun.

(01:36:15):
Yeah.
I mean, I regret telling you that story, but I'm going to go ahead and tell the story to
the whole world right now.
All right.
So my 21st birthday, my friend was living in Mir...
No, not Miramaysa.
Tierra Santa in a condo type thing.
And that was when I was like kind of first coming back to California.
I didn't have a car at the time, so I turned 21.

(01:36:37):
So I walked over to the Vaughan's from the apartment or the condo place that they lived
at.
And I was like, all right, I'm 21.
I'm going to go out, I'm going to go buy some beer.
So I go by myself and I walk down to the Vaughan's and I bought like a 24 pack of Corona.
Did they even card you?
They did.
That's always so disappointing when they don't card you on your 21st birthday.
No, I still get carded today.
If I shave this shit on my face, I would get carded, but I got carded like crazy, even

(01:37:01):
for cigarettes sometimes still.
But anyway, go down there, pick up a 24 pack of Corona.
I walk back to the condo and I'm by myself.
My dad was here.
And all my friends were.
I was by myself and I got hammer drunk drinking like, I don't know, I probably had about 13
or 14 Coronas just sitting there by myself hanging out on my 21st birthday.

(01:37:25):
So it became the evening time.
This was in the beginning was probably about 10 o'clock in the morning.
So anyway, I get back, drink about 13, 12, 13 beers.
And that's when my family, my dad and my aunt and my uncle came.
They're like, all right, we're going to take you out for your birthday.
21st birthday.
I'm already fucked up.
I'm pretty trashed.

(01:37:47):
And I'm like, all right, let's go.
So we go to the spaghetti factory down in downtown San Diego.
And my uncle, he's like, all right, 21.
We're doing shots.
I was like, all right, cool.
So we did a shot and he's like, all right, what else you want?
I was like, I don't know.
Another shot.
Anyway, we ended up getting hammered.
And then I ended up just hanging out with my uncle.

(01:38:10):
But my uncle had a couple of kids.
So he had a minivan.
It's like a Chrysler minivan type thing.
Oh, no.
This story, I can already see the writing on the wall.
So we're cruising around.
We go downtown San Diego.
I don't even know where the hell we went, but we went.
We had drinks everywhere we went.
And by the end of the night, on the way home, we were on the freeway.

(01:38:32):
And all of a sudden I'm just like, OK, everything I just drank, I got to get rid of.
And so I but I had eaten a bunch of spaghetti and pasta and stuff from the
so so just like reached out the window and just by I'm in the way.
I was just picturing your uncle's minivan.

(01:38:53):
Yeah. So so so the next morning where I'm at my uncle's house, I wake up and it's probably about noon.
And I wake up and he's all, hey, bro, I got a job for you.
You got to clean my mind.
What's up?
I'm just coming on out here.
So I go out there and he shows me the van.
I'm like, what is that?
That's a that's a bunch of spaghetti.

(01:39:18):
At least it was on the outside of the van.
It was all the outside.
I'm like, oh, God, man, such a bummer.
All right. I'm going to jump in here because we're starting to run out of time.
And I have a little homework assignment for before the next show.
And then we're going to play a song and then we're going to come back and we're going to do our typical name that tune thing.
Is that all right?
Homework. Yes, sir.
I'm going to play a song from a band you've probably all have heard, but just disappeared.

(01:39:43):
They just went away.
OK, where did they go?
Right. So next week, I want to look at songs that whatever happened to those guys like one hit wonder kind of like one hit wonder guys.
But they were like big.
And then they just went away.
So we got to stick in.
Are we sticking with the country, the outlook?
Yeah, still country.
OK, so country talking about Millie Vanilla.
No, not Millie Vanilla.

(01:40:06):
All right.
So we know Eric loves Millie Vanilla.
All right. So this next song is by a band I loved for a long time.
And they just kind of went away.
Let's hear it. Black Hawk.
You know, Black Hawk?
Yes.
I loved Black Hawk.
All right. So I'm going to play a couple of songs.
We're going to come back.
We're going to do an end that tune.
But we have our homework assignment for next show.
All right. All right.
Sounds good.

(01:40:41):
It's another back door speaking in where you've been midnight.
Quiet as a Mack truck, lots of luck thinking up an alibi.
But every light in the house is on.
Everything is gone.

(01:41:03):
She left me no chance at redemption.
No further redemption.
Just a big red goodbye and lipstick on the wall.
Goodbye says it all.
No long explanation.
No reconciliation.

(01:41:24):
No let's talk it over.
Number I can call.
Goodbye.
Girl I'm gonna knock down, scream and shout and have it out.
Tired.

(01:41:48):
She could have made it real tough bringing up all the hell that I raised.
But no more wasted words on me.
No she kept it short and sweet.

(01:42:11):
No reconciliation.
Number I can call.

(01:42:32):
Goodbye.

(01:42:53):
No more wasted words on me.
No she kept it short and sweet.

(01:43:14):
No reconciliation.
Number I can call.
Goodbye.

(01:43:52):
I brought flowers to your door last night.
I done you wrong and I want to make it right.
You say I'm not welcome here.

(01:44:13):
I know it ought to be perfectly clear.
But I can't help but wonder what it might be like.
If I had two dozen roses and an old bottle of wine.
If I really could have hung the moon, would it change your mind?

(01:44:41):
If I could cry a little harder and get a little less sleep at night.
If I had two dozen roses, would it change your mind?

(01:45:07):
Oh I must have been a fool back then.
To lose something that you can't have again.
I've done all that I know to you.
And second guess my every move.

(01:45:31):
But I can't help but wonder how it might have been.
If I had two dozen roses and an old bottle of wine.
If I really could have hung the moon, would it change your mind?

(01:45:55):

(01:46:28):
Baby, would it change your mind?

(01:46:55):
Baby, could you change your mind?
Baby, would you change your mind?
Sweet curbs, would you change your mind?

(01:47:19):
Alright, so my good friend, Eric and Cassie.
Yes.
You guys went on a trip recently to Germany and Italy.
All kinds of cool stuff.
Yeah, we just got back and you're getting ready to head out and have some R&R yourselves.
Yeah, but I see that you brought back this little bottle of something here.
Oh, that one actually came from a Nicaragua trip many years ago.

(01:47:43):
Oh, Florida Cognia.
That's a Nicaraguan rum.
I'm a rum guy, so I love rum, especially spiced rum.
I'm going to save that for the next show.
Is that the 15 year or the 10 year?
7.
7.
7 year.
I don't drink a lot of rum, but I just watched this guy that does rum, like mixed drinks,
and he said rum is the best day drinking liquor.
I concur concurrently with his concurrence.

(01:48:05):
That's what they put in pina coladas, Travis, you know, for when you're in Ireland.
Pina colada.
Isn't that what they put in Mojitos too?
Isn't it rum?
No, yeah, that's rum.
Mojitos are rum.
That's what I'm looking forward to drinking in Florida.
Travis told me earlier when he goes to Ireland, he's drinking nothing but pina coladas.
They're not going to know what you're talking about.
They're like, here's a Guinness, shut up.
Here's a Guinness and it's warm.

(01:48:26):
He's in a whiskey country.
Oh man, here we go.
Oh, it's that time.
Son of a gun.
We're running out of time.
All right.
Where's my whiskey at?
Here it is.
All right.
How are we doing this one?
What are we?
We need a reward or a punishment.

(01:48:48):
I think we need rewards like that.
Are you done with the punishments?
Are you tired of being Travis Keefe?
I'll take a reward.
That's fine.
I'll take a reward.
Winner gets a reward.
Kirby's like, I'll take that.
I like rewards.
All right.
Any ideas?
What would a reward be, sweet curbs?
I don't know.
I need some ice.
Hold on.
What would be a?

(01:49:09):
We need the Jeopardy theme song while we think of it.
What would be a good reward, sweet curbs?
I already do everything for you anyway.
You better get out of here.
Oh, there you go.
What would be a good reward?

(01:49:33):
I'm wondering if we don't let our listeners decide.
There you go.
Okay.
We're going to play this one.
We're going to air this the next day.
Okay.
All right.
You guys got to.
So Monday we'll put a poll up with a couple of options or people can suggest.
How do you want to approach this?
Follow us on social media.
We will put a request out on our Facebook page.

(01:49:55):
I'll say, now is your time.
What does Kirby get really is what's going to end up.
I know because she's going to fucking win anyway.
It's bullshit.
How am I supposed to compete against an encyclopedia?
I'm going to say, you're going to be the loser.
I'm going to say, you're going to be the loser.
Since you were the loser, actually both tied as loser and winner, but the latest loser would have been two weeks ago.

(01:50:17):
Travis Keevey.
So the loser gets to pick the genre.
So now I'm going to give you three choices.
And that's what we're going to go with.
You get 70s country, 80s country or 90s country.
Which one would you want?
We know it's not 90s.
Let's do 70s country.
All right.
We're going 70s country.
That's the list.
We're going to shuffle it up and we're just going to go with what we got.

(01:50:38):
You guys ready?
Do we need the ground rules?
Say your name.
You have to say your name.
Yes, you have to say your name, Sue Curbs or Travis.
Cassie, you got scoreboard down.
I have scoreboard.
How many are we doing today?
Well, we're literally down to 60 seconds left in the show.
Shit.
All right, dude, like two.
Best set of two.
We've got to do at least three.

(01:50:59):
We need an odd number.
In the interest of complete fair disclosure, let's go with five songs.
Got to be an odd number.
All right.
So there's no ties.
Well, in theory.
In theory.
Because each one's worth two points, actually.
I'm going to post edit a little bit out of the show.
Okay.
So I'll do a little post edit.
We'll get it back under two hours.
There was a lot of thinking on how to do this reward punishment.
There was a little bit of thinking, right?

(01:51:20):
So we'll do a little post edit.
I'll get it down to two hours.
But there you go.
So we're going with five.
Is that okay?
Do it.
All right, five songs.
You ready?
Yes.
All right, here we go.
I'm straight shuffling here.
Straight shuffle.
This is going to be fun.
It's a lady.

(01:51:42):
It's a carpenter or something.
Dolly Parton.
No, and your name's not Dolly.
Oh, sorry, Travis.
Go ahead.
Who the fuck is she?
You guys will never get it.
Oh, I know who it is.
Do you?
There's no chance.
I'll give you five seconds here, Gerby.

(01:52:04):
I'm going to say Loretta Lynn.
No, Travis.
It's not Reba.
It's Reba McIntar.
It's not Reba.
What?
I'm going to move forward a little bit.
All right, wait.
Before you go on, you got to tell me who that is.
Hold on.
He's going to skip it.
She literally just talks the whole time.
Oh, I have no idea then.
Who the hell is this?

(01:52:25):
It's Donna Fargo.
Never heard of her.
Never heard of her.
All right.
We ready?
This is tough when I just grab a big genre.
We're at zero, zero, and we are only doing five songs.
So this is going to be a...
Here comes the next one.
You ready?
Potential for Ty.
Go.
Travis.

(01:52:53):
Go ahead.
Conway Twitty.
It sounds like Conway Twitty.
Five seconds to Curbs.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Merle Haggard.
Nope.
Oh, yeah.
It is Merle Haggard.
I almost had a bad answer on my guess.
Nice one, and the name of the song.
I have no idea the name of the song.
We'll just get the countdown anyway.
All right, well, you get your point.

(01:53:20):
It's The Roots of My Raising by Merle Haggard.
We are at one, nothing, Travis.
All right, I'm going to the next song.
Here we go.
Next song.
David Ellen Coe.
Who?
David Ellen Coe.
Oh, Travis.
Oh, Travis.
I said Travis.
No, I beat you.
David Ellen Coe.
No, I beat you.
Don't even call me by my name.
You never called me by my name.
I said Travis.
You did not.

(01:53:41):
I swear I said Travis first.
Sorry, my name first.
So we're going to need a timer on that one.
For if you're listening to it in the car.
We're going to go back to the instant replay.
We might need the instant replay, but currently based on the producer's call, it is one, two,
three, theme song.
All right, are you ready?

(01:54:02):
Here comes the next one.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Kirby?
Go ahead.
Is it called Treat Me Like the Devil Tonight?

(01:54:25):
I know this song.
Kirby, hold it against me.
You're close.
Five, four.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Wait.
I don't know who sings it.
We were on the five second count for TVR.
It was not.
I don't know who sings it.

(01:54:48):
All right.
I have no idea.
Bellamy Brothers.
What are we doing with the points there?
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
We were on the five second countdown, though, for Travis' turn.
She got buzzed.
Yeah.
Does that mean?
She kept on jabbing at it.
I know, but the jabs don't count because it was on Travis' turn.
That's all right.
I'm still winning.
We got one more song.

(01:55:09):
One to two.
We're still one to two.
Okay.
One more song.
All right.
Here we go.
Here's our fifth song.
You guys, come on.
Travis.
Come on.

(01:55:31):
Fucking God.
John Denver.
Too late.
John Denver.
We were out of time.
Was I out of time?
Yeah.
I don't know the name of the song, but I don't know the name of the song.
Oh, all right.
What's the name of the song, babe?
Do you know?
I have no idea.
No idea about the name of the song.

(01:55:52):
Or the name song.
I'm literally about to just lose my shit here.
This is totally Eric's genre.
Was I really?
I was really off on that?
That was five seconds.
Yeah, it was.
Rocky Mountain High.
You got it right after he dropped that 50 seconds.
We need an official clock here because I feel like that was a little fast.

(01:56:13):
We can still do one more this time.
All right.
To make you feel better.
Currently, we are one, three, Kirby.
Whatever, you're kicking my ass anyway.
I'm drinking.
Yeah, you can get two points a little tie.
If you get two points off the last one, it's a tie.
All right, go.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Johnny Cash.
Drinking Man Blues.
No, the car song.
Kirby.
Easy ride.
One piece at a time.

(01:56:34):
Fuck.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kirby wins again.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's another one in the books for me.
All right.
Stay tuned to social media.
We are going to have the photos of the punishment of the date in the shirts from Ramona Food
and Clothes Closet.
Be sure to make sure I get a good reward, folks.

(01:56:55):
All right.
So all of you, we have, let's see, it's so Sunday.
Yeah.
Replays on Monday.
Let's go Tuesday at 12.
We're going to pick the reward.
For Kirby.
Submit, submit your call ideas.
30 minute foot massage.
Dinner at home.
Cooked by Travis.
Oh, I like it.

(01:57:16):
Oh, don't even worry about that.
I'll cook for you.
Sweet curbs.
I can get your ideas.
I can smoke some meat.
Ramen noodles don't count.
No, I was going to do a cup of noodle.
Come on.
That's easy.
Just bowl it over.
I'm going to do a cup of noodle.
I'm just going to put it in.
That's easy.
Dinner at no nuevo grill doesn't count.
Hot water out of the coffee curing machine.

(01:57:37):
It works great.
All right, say goodbye, Travis.
All right, you guys.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
This is Travis Billy Ross.
Outlaw country show.
Thank all my guests.
You guys have a good night.
Drive safe and God bless y'all.
Several years.
The first day I got me a fuel pump.
The next day I got me an engine and a Trump.
Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome.

(01:57:59):
Hi, there.
I'm the guy 11, for the first time ever.
I love the car.
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts and bolts and all four shocks
With the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home
Now up to now my plan went all right
Till we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong

(01:58:21):
The transmission was a 53 and the motor turned out to be a 73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so the it would fit
And with a little bit of help from an 8-Actor kit
We had that engine running just like a song
Now the headlights, there was another sight

(01:58:41):
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of them come on
The back end looked kind of funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well that's when we noticed that we only had one tail fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said, honey, take me for a spin

(01:59:04):
So we drove uptown just to get the tags
And I headed to right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughing for blocks around
But up there at the courthouse they didn't laugh
Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed 60 pounds
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime

(01:59:26):
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
Cause I'll have the only one there is around
Yeah, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth
In the psycho-billy Cadillac, come on

(01:59:47):
This is the cotton mouth in the psycho-billy Cadillac, come on
This is the cotton mouth, a negatory
On the cost of this machine there, Red Ryder

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