November 25, 2024 • 120 mins
It's just TBR's friends....
Eric demos some AI Music, Music Trivia and Cassie & Sweet Kirbs insist on starting Christmas Music!
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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.
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Better get out of here.
My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio.
No, hell no.
From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
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Alright, we're here. We're back. We're live. With me as always, Sweet Curbs.
Hey, hey.
Sweet Curbs.
I hope everybody's having a good week. It is a short week for the work week this week.
Thank God.
Yep. This is our episode number three zero.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Number 30 and then we've got Thanksgiving coming up.
And with me as always, Eric Goforth.
Hi, buddy. What's happening, man?
You know, living the dream.
And we've got Cassie with us.
I get to be here today.
Cassie gets to be with us today.
I know. It's our Thanksgiving episode.
It's our Thanksgiving episode.
From hour zero.
Yeah.
From minute zero.
Alright, so Sweet Curbs, any fun, interesting Kirby's Corner events happen in this?
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Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Sweet Curbs, this little song here. There we go.
Yeah.
Sweet Curbs.
With a rainbow in her eye.
Oh my goodness. It says, dance, Sweet Curbs.
Her smile's a charm. Cannot deny.
She twirls and she leaps in the golden sun.
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Catching hearts one by one.
With each jig and every spun.
Her magic leaves you feeling overrun.
Sweet Curbs.
Sweet Curbs. So me and Sweet Curbs did a thing last week.
Excuse me. Is it called Travis's Critter Corner?
She does have a point.
I'm introducing your story.
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I can introduce it.
Uh oh. Was that whiskey that shot out of your nose, Cassie?
What my better half, Sweet Teabes, over here was saying.
Sweet Teabes.
We built, my hand looks like we have a cat. We don't. I'm all cut up.
We built an enclosure for our new baby chicks. They're six weeks old.
We moved them outside this weekend.
And we went and picked up an old trampoline and used that as the frame and
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chickenwired it and put their coop in there and they're running around outside.
Now what are you going to do with these little chicks?
What's the purpose of these little chicks?
Eggs and just let them run around and be happy. Little chicks.
Are they happy in their trampoline?
They are.
Well, they weren't really coming out yet.
Because we just put them in there yesterday and they'd been in the house up until that point.
They've been in, yeah, in your house. In a box in a nice warm environment.
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We have a heat lamp, yeah. Because it definitely gets cold at night.
Yeah, it's getting pretty cold out there at night.
So they're still young, but they still need some heat.
But they seem like they're happy.
I can't wait till they start jumping on the trampoline.
Well, there's no...
They're underneath of it. That's the thing.
Like it's chickenwired. We took the trampoline part off. It's just the frame.
Oh, now I'm so disappointed. Sorry.
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So the bouncy part is off?
Yeah. Yeah, it's just the frame.
So did you chickenwire over the top of it as well?
Yeah. So you literally wired the top and all around it.
All around it.
And how high does it come up off the ground?
I don't know.
Like however high a trampoline is. Maybe like three feet?
No, probably like three feet.
Because I can step over it.
Christmas is coming. I'm getting them a trampoline.
They got gypped.
The chickens need a trampoline. They got gypped.
They thought they were getting a trampoline.
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I bet you, I mean, Amazon has everything. I bet you there was like a chicken trampoline.
Yeah, there's a chicken trampoline.
It's like this big. Yeah.
You can find it on Etsy.
There's somebody listening to your show right now going,
I've been looking for...
I've got one.
I've been trying to come up with an idea for an Etsy jam.
My chickens love their trampolines.
Chicken trampolines.
Yeah, it's one of those do-it-yourself things.
I did an old trampoline.
So Sweet Curbs just went on Facebook and said,
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hey somebody got a trampoline they're trying to get rid of.
And within like what, an hour?
Yeah, I know someone we knew.
Well, someone's dad that we know.
So that was fun.
Yeah, Kristen and Danny.
I love it when stuff like that just works out.
So we took it apart. Yeah, put it together.
Chickens are hopefully happy.
I won't tell them that you took their phone away.
I don't know if anybody's ever dealt with chicken wire,
but dealing with that stuff, you end up getting a lot of...
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It looks like we own a cat.
We do not.
Because my hands are all...
Without her you missed with the tattoo gun.
No, these are not for me.
Chavez had the shakes.
I had the shakes.
Are you still tattooing yourself regularly?
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you got now?
I got a couple.
What have you done?
I got a musical note on my finger now.
I got a...
I did a wine glass on my arm here.
Oh, I did an hourglass too.
I don't know if I talked about that before.
I got a wine glass, hourglass.
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I'm going to do a microphone right here on my left arm.
I'm one of the old classic microphones.
Nice.
The one that I use usually on stage.
That's going to be on my arm pretty soon.
What about Kirby?
You've been inking her up still?
No, she's been a chicken man.
She's been like...
That hurts when you have like tattoos all over yourself.
No.
She goes, I just don't want this to be our daily ritual.
Here's the problem.
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Look at your home.
She's running out of skin.
It's not even a daily ritual.
It's the fact that like I'll be like, oh, I like this and I'll show him a picture.
And then he like makes his interpretation of that picture.
And I'm like, no, that's lovely.
But I like that picture.
That's a little tricky, Travis.
I feel you brother.
If I got to put it on me, I want it.
Whatever.
I'm talking about gifts being similar the other day.
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I'm an artist.
Don't artist, just copy.
I want the number one on my arm.
He's like, look at all, you know...
I'm going to give you a lot of ones.
I'll give you an 11.
How about an 11?
If one one is good, two ones are better.
For you, you know, it's just code.
So...
0101.
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I'm going to spell your name in binary.
Your second tattoo.
Just numbers.
Oh, man.
All right.
So I'm drinking wine right now.
It's the season.
Things are shifting.
It's the season.
Whiskey and wine.
There's the beer.
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Okay.
I'm switching to beer now.
Now it feels more like the TBR show.
Everybody got three drinks.
I got three drinks.
I got a beer, whiskey and a wine.
What else do you need?
It's Sunday.
Come on.
We can blame it on the holidays.
I'm enjoying a lovely...
Is this pumpkin spice Bailey's and coffee?
Pumpkin Bailey's and coffee.
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And this is on the pumpkin spice Bailey's.
But I'm not mad about it.
Pumpkin spice Bailey's.
Sweet Curbs, what's your favorite music besides country?
Okay.
You know me.
What is it?
And I'll tell you if you're correct.
I already know.
Damn, but don't you hit it.
This is the relationship test portion of this show.
I have a question for you.
She goes, ha ha.
I have a question for you.
But he knows the answer.
What is it?
Trust me, sweet Curbs.
I already know because she makes me sing Christmas carols with her when we're driving.
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Okay.
Let me first of all, I don't make him.
He pretends, oh, this is so...
And then dashing through the snow, he gets super into it.
So don't even...
I love it.
Yeah.
Don't even...
I'm Little Miss Christmas from the Merry at the Grinch.
He plays hard to get but five minutes in...
Is he one of those that goes home and puts on his Christmas sweater the moment he walks
in the door?
Oh yeah, and it lights up.
It lights up.
It's got a little...
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He's like, well, actually I do.
I have two of those actually.
I just don't know why you're waiting till you get home.
Tis the season.
I think it's official, starting Thanksgiving or even today.
No, besides Outlaw Country, Country Music, I will listen to Christmas music in June if
I'm having a bad day to cheer myself up.
I love Christmas music.
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That's good.
Not really a big fan of the Christmas music.
It's on every freaking year and it doesn't seem like...
Every year it happens.
Every year.
Every year.
And it's only for a few months and you walk into any store, grocery store, anywhere, and
you're ready to join the ranks of the Christmas music.
You can't get away from it, especially when you hear the Mariah Carey come on.
It's like, oh, come on.
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Okay, yeah.
I can do without Mariah Carey.
No, I love it.
I can do without Mariah Carey constantly every freaking year.
Curbs is going to make us listen to Mariah Carey.
She's a Christmas queen.
I'm not a big fan of her, any other music, but let me just tell you.
Yeah.
Christmas queen.
There's so much other Christmas music out there I could even just skip hers.
I don't think I skip Christmas songs.
Oh, I do.
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There's probably a few.
There is.
Number one, Christmas Shoes.
Will not listen to that song.
Makes me cry every time.
It makes me cry.
I listen to it when I need to cry and can't.
Oh, here we go.
Have a holly jolly Christmas.
And if you walk down the street.
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Say hello to friends you know.
And everyone you meet.
Oh my God.
You know for years.
Ho, ho, the Christmas.
See what you did earlier.
We gotta wait for that little windy thing to wind out.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Alright, so here's always a controversial topic.
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You know that movie Die Hard?
Yes.
With Bruce Willis.
100% a Christmas movie.
Christmas movie.
100%.
Yeah, same.
Not at all a Christmas movie.
What?
No, no.
Pre-rex, pre-rex.
Not even close.
What day does it take place?
What is in the lobby of Yakutomi Plaza?
A giant Christmas tree.
What is the opening scene of the movie?
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Singing Christmas carols.
That's it.
You should just agree so that you can actually watch a Christmas movie with me.
Love it.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
It is a good movie.
It is a Christmas movie.
It's not as good as Elf.
Definitely not as good as Elf, but still on the list.
For me, the ultimate Christmas movie.
Christmas Vacation.
TBS is doing it for 24 hours.
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It's doing it for 24 hours straight next week.
Oh yeah.
My favorite is when the uncle flicks the cigar in the tree.
And the cat, the rats.
The poor cat.
What's that smell?
It smells like dead pussy cat to me.
That was a good one.
We used to go to this formal dress Christmas party every year.
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We actually got you the cousin Eddie outfit.
I got the shoes and everything.
Oh, with the robe and the shitter's full.
That was a different scene.
When he dressed up and he has his dickie on.
You can see his black dickie through his white sweater.
That's funny.
Where he was drinking with the Elf, the moose mugs.
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Fun fact, that moose mug is special for other reasons other than being in that movie.
What was it?
The first one, Wally World.
Marty Moose.
I always thought it was Bowinkle.
It's Marty Moose.
And he makes John Candy take him on the road.
Those are great movies.
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National Lampoon did some great stuff.
He always has that moment of losing his mind.
The best part is through those movies, the vacation movies in particular, you watched the same kids grow up.
They were the same actors.
Mostly.
I know the European one they used two different ones.
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Most of them were, though.
They went from being young to teenagers.
That's so funny.
Good stuff.
I can't wait. It's the holiday season.
I spent a lot of years being kind of a curmudgeon.
A little bit of a curmudgeon.
And my poor wife.
A dickery duck around the clock.
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We can't stop them.
Sorry.
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It's definitely not the season for salads.
It's not the salad season at all.
Heck no.
You know what? I've got to tell you, Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays.
Because I really love the food.
I like the turkey and the stuff in the ham.
I do too. I want to know why someone doesn't write more Thanksgiving bangers.
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Because I listen to Thanksgiving music.
Are there Thanksgiving songs?
No, that's what I'm saying.
There's plenty of Halloween songs and there's plenty of Christmas songs.
Adam Sandler's got to have something.
I would imagine.
He's got the Hanukkah song.
We're going to have to dip into that at some point.
But is there a Sancer?
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I don't know any necessarily.
I've got a duty.
I've got to write a Thanksgiving song.
It is one of my favorite holidays.
Coming out next.
Travis Billy Ross.
And the turkey gobble.
Apparently this is one of the most popular Thanksgiving songs.
You ready for this?
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This is going to blow you away.
Hold on.
Johnny Cash wrote a Thanksgiving song?
No.
Here it is.
Let's see.
How you doing?
He made the team this year.
He said you weren't tall enough.
Is this a Thanksgiving song?
Yeah.
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This is the third most popular Thanksgiving song.
It's Kanye West, Family Business.
Never mind.
The number one Thanksgiving song according to this list.
Autumn in New York.
You know that song?
No.
Autumn in New York.
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I know the movie with a known writer.
It's a song that's one of Johnny Cash's Thanksgiving prayer
followed by Mary Tappan Carpenter's Thanksgiving song.
There's a few out there.
We just have not been tuned in.
Autumn in New York.
Why does it seem so inviting?
I do like Billy Holiday.
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I like these old recordings because they're scrapped.
It's like the
Christmas song that's on there.
It's there.
There's a few out there.
It sounds like a record.
Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood.
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That sounds like Thanksgiving to me.
Don't you remember that episode of Friends
when Joey found they were Santa pants but they were maternity pants?
Oh yeah.
And he said they got a lot of gifts so you can eat.
Have you ever heard Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood?
No.
Let's see.
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Time to celebrate the season
having eaten all day
My tummy is raving
cause I've been saving up space
I've got my place at the table
can't fit no more on my plate
I've got my fork in my hand
ready to stuff my face
so I can hang out my time
I've got my casserole dishes
cause I ain't messing around
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with them buttoned up princess
who found them skinny jeans on
cause I'm sorry to do
cause I'm just trying to get my hands clean
I've got my sexy pants on
I've got my sexy pants on
Carrie Underwood
I salute you. We need more of these bangers.
I agree.
Wait, that's Carrie Underwood?
That's Carrie Underwood.
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I didn't hear it.
It is very Thanksgiving.
I dig it actually.
There is another Stretchy Pants song
but this is not it.
That's fantastic.
Now I've got a job.
You're going to cover Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood?
I want you to cover that.
What's the Johnny Cash one that you're talking about?
It's called Thanksgiving Prayer.
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I don't know if it's spoken or a song.
Johnny Cash and Mary Tape and Carpenter.
They both have one.
Let's see what this one sounds like.
Oh, it's Joanne Cash.
Oh, Joanne Cash.
Oh, maybe Johnny covered it.
My Tube of You says Johnny.
Hmm.
For blessings we've known
through the years
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To join hands and thank
for the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
To join hands and thank
the creator
The song reminds me of Dusty.
Maybe he wrote it? Dusty Record?
Doesn't it? Yeah, a little bit.
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Yeah, she should cover that.
She should. She'd do a good job at that.
I feel like the cadence of the song
and stuff.
Well, there you go.
There are Thanksgiving songs.
We found a few. We did.
Stretchy Pants. That's my favorite one.
That is my favorite so far. That's pretty fun.
Is there a Flag Day song?
There is. I don't know if there's a flag.
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She's a grand old flag.
She's a high-flying flag.
Oh yeah, okay. That's probably a good flag
song. The flag song.
Probably just about any patriotic.
Star Spangled Banner.
Well, that's Fourth of July. Still about the flag.
Reveille is considered one of them.
He's dressed the buggy wood.
Is that that song?
Reveille? No, Reveille is when they play the trumpet
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for Get Up in the Morning.
Oh, I'm thinking of.
When you're on the
post and you're hearing every morning.
I think that's the
Boogie Woogie Beautiful Boy.
Boogie Woogie Beautiful Boy.
It's almost as many bees as
TBBBBBR.
TBBBBR.
TBBBR.
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Alright, well let's listen to some tunes.
Sweet Curbs, I know you already
know, I'm gonna ask you. What do you wanna hear?
Do you wanna hear a Christmas song, Sweet Curbs?
Why would, no. Of course I do.
You know what I wanna hear?
Does a bear shit the woods? You know what I wanna hear?
And actually I like this one. This is a, who's
this by?
LeRoy? The LeRoy. Joe Diffie.
LeRoy the Redneck Reindeer.
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LeRoy the Redneck Reindeer. This song is
Rudolph's Cousin That Saved Christmas.
Here we go. Alright.
Let's check it out. We can do that.
Well you've all heard
the story about
Rudolph and his nose.
But I'll tell you
a Christmas tale
that never has been told.
Well you
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may think you've heard it all.
But you ain't heard nothing
yet.
About that crazy Christmas
that the North Pole can't
forget.
Rudolph was under the weather.
He had to
call in sick.
So he got on the horn
to his cousin LeRoy
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who lived out in the sticks.
He said Santa's really
counting on me.
And I hate to pass the
buck.
LeRoy said, hey I'm on my
way. And he jumped in his
pick up truck.
When LeRoy got to
the North Pole all the reindeer
snickered and laughed.
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They'd never seen a deer
in overalls.
And a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in
and said just calm down
cause they've all got a job
to do.
And like it or not, LeRoy's
in charge and he's gonna be
leading you.
And it was
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LeRoy the
redneck reindeer.
Looked to the front of the sleigh
delivering toys
to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down
home party animal
to steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells
with a rebel yell
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and made history
that night.
.
.
.
.
Before that night
was over
LeRoy had changed their tune.
He had them scootin' a hoof
on every single roof
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by the light of an eon moon.
Santa wrapped
his bag with a Dixie flag
and he was havin' the time
of his life.
And you could hear him call
Merry Christmas y'all and all
of y'all a good night.
And it was
LeRoy the
redneck reindeer.
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Looked to the front of the sleigh
delivering toys
to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down
home party animal
to steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle
bells with a rebel yell
and made history
that night.
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He mixed jingle bells
with a rebel yell
and made history that night.
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Light the fire by the tree
With you holding on to me
Tonight it's Christmas
Tonight it's Christmas
Tonight it's Christmas
(01:37:58):
Every parent in the world
I'm so proud
Of the promise
All the stockings hung
With care
It means so much
That you are here
With me this Christmas
It means so much
That you are here
With me this Christmas
(01:38:20):
And all our family
And all our family
And I thank God
I don't need gifts under the tree, just a blanket on the beach for you this Christmas.
We'll watch the waves come crashing in, fall in love all over again for you this Christmas.
(01:38:49):
And we'll snuggle up beneath the stars so bright tonight, it's Christmas.
And all I need is here with you holding me when your sweet voice sings our ears' silver bells ring.
(01:39:18):
Stoke the fire in its place, feel the warmth of love's embrace with me this Christmas.
With all the memories we'll share, pictures of love no longer here with us this Christmas.
(01:39:44):
And I will hold you in my arms so tight tonight, it's Christmas.
I will hold you in my arms so tight tonight, it's Christmas.
(01:40:11):
It's Christmas.
Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
(01:40:48):
Life is older, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:41:11):
West Virginia, West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
All my memories gather round her, minors, ladies, stranger to blue water.
(01:41:37):
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky, misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:41:58):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
I hear her voice in the morning hours she calls me, the radio reminds me of my home far away.
(01:42:23):
Driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:42:46):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:43:09):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
Take me home, country roads.
Take me home, country roads.
(01:43:46):
I walk into the kitchen, the silverware is gone, the furniture is missing, I guess you got it all.
This is where it ought to hurt.
Seems like every time you leave me you try to think of something worse.
(01:44:07):
I can't even get the blues no more.
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
(01:44:28):
You want to hurt me but it's just no use.
I can't even get the blues.
This time ain't no different, sun up in the sky, sitting on the back porch, clouds are rolling by.
(01:44:51):
This is where it ought to rain.
But it doesn't really matter, it's all about the same.
I can't even get the blues no more.
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
(01:45:13):
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
You try to hurt me but it's just no use.
I can't even get the blues.
I can't even get the blues no more.
(01:45:35):
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
You want to hurt me but it's just no use.
(01:45:56):
I can't even get the blues.
(01:46:26):
My hair still looks that way.
We're going to curl it that day.
We've got a film crew coming in soon.
They're actually shooting a very large documentary, they've been working on it for a year, about the music scene in Ramona.
They've asked to come in and watch Travis and Kirby do their thing.
(01:46:47):
That's pretty fun.
Stay tuned, it'll be on Discovery Channel.
I'm going to have to cut my hair.
Your hair will not be cut by then.
The troll doll, Travis.
We're going to give you a little jewel for your belly button.
I totally want to shrink that.
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Now that's an action figure, my friend.
You've got to go topless and put a jewel in your belly button though.
A jewel in my belly button.
You know what's so funny?
The treasure troll.
When I was young, there was none of that.
They were just trolls.
We literally took bleach bottles to make them houses like we used to for Barbies.
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When we made forts, the trolls got to go to the farts.
To the farts?
The trolls get to go to the farts.
The Barbies do not.
They stay in their castle with Ken.
We've got about 10 minutes left.
It is time for the trivia.
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I don't remember who won last time.
Did you win or did I win last time?
I'm going to assume by probability that I won.
I was drunk last time.
What do you want to do, Sweet Curbs?
Name tune or trivia?
He's being real sweet.
(01:48:15):
He's already determined we're playing trivia.
You said we were doing any genre.
It was trivia.
Name that tune.
Just do whatever.
We're going to do it live.
We've got to give a shout out.
(01:48:36):
Get that little ring ring button ready.
Shout out to Ramona Family Naturals.
You named the tune.
You've got to do your thing.
Shout out to the sponsor, Miss Victoria.
She has her own button.
We have to work that into the Thanksgiving song.
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Victoria has stuffing in the potatoes.
Go check out Ramona Family Naturals.
It's an organic food store.
I call it a health store, but it's an organic food store.
They have really good food.
I promise not everything's healthy.
They have really good coffee there.
(01:49:20):
They have a smoothie bar.
The pumpkin pie bowl is very good.
They also have a kitchen with a little deli.
They get pizzas on Thursday nights.
They have the good music playing out on the patio by this band called Dirty Confetti.
They're pretty good.
(01:49:41):
I just thought it was brunch.
They also have music typically on Sundays.
If it's not freezing cold outside, but they'll have live music out there on Sunday brunch.
It's a really cool time.
It is nice. She has heaters, blankets.
And mimosas and burritos.
Really good food.
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Ramona Family Naturals, thank you, Victoria.
I did hear a rumor.
I'm kind of a mulled wine fan.
We'll be fine if you're with me next week in Germany.
She does mulled wine over the winter as well.
Mulled wine, that's right.
She does.
Mulled wine, spices, cinnamon, delicious.
(01:50:29):
Thank you, Victoria.
Since Kirby and I are all into Christmas right now,
I've got to get my mulled wine in and do some Christmas tunes.
Go check out the store, Ramona Family Naturals.
My apologies. I am ready for either trivia or name that tune.
I'm ready.
You want trivia?
(01:50:50):
I'm ready.
Somebody said trivia.
It's country trivia.
No decade, right?
We'll put a little background music in here.
And we'll get started on some trivia.
You ready?
(01:51:12):
First of all, Reba McIntyre, Little Rock.
It's trivia, sweet curbs.
All right, here we go. We're going to get started here.
Question number one.
What was the name of Johnny Cash's band?
You guys are embarrassing me.
I'm embarrassed for myself. How do I not know this?
(01:51:34):
Johnny Cash had a band. What was his band's name?
Oh my God.
Kirby.
The Tennessee Three.
I'm embarrassed for Curbs. That was pretty impressive.
I'd just like to think Joaquin Phoenix and walk the line for that.
That's the reason I know.
How you got the knowledge works.
(01:51:57):
Miranda Lambert married which fellow country star in 2011?
Kirby.
Blake Shelton.
Really?
Yeah, they just got divorced.
I'm not sure.
Stephanie.
(01:52:18):
He gets around that guy.
How can you imagine me saying that?
I was married to Miranda Lambert and then I married Gwen Stefani.
Just normal.
What country musician sang the song Waterloo in the 1950s?
Waterloo.
Jimmy Dean?
Jimmy Dean?
(01:52:42):
Any guesses?
Kirby.
Stonewall Jackson.
Nope.
I Will Always Love You was written by...
Go ahead.
Dolly Parton.
(01:53:03):
Give me a chance.
This is like Jeopardy.
If you know the answer before I finish it, I'm just going to shut up.
Which prominent country musician died in 1953?
Kirby.
Patsy Cline.
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53.
Travis?
Hank Senior.
Holy shit!
53, yeah.
In what state was Johnny Cash born and raised?
Kentucky.
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Kirby.
Tennessee?
Kirby.
Alabama.
Oklahoma?
Arkansas.
I knew it was an A.
I just remembered that song.
(01:54:09):
Working on a simple line.
Which country music singer performed the breakthrough hit Walking After Midnight in 1957?
Patsy Cline.
This is George Freight by the way.
I have my exes live in Texas.
I didn't.
(01:54:30):
Alright.
Willie Nelson's battered old Martin guitar.
Trigger.
There you go.
Which musician recorded the song Heartbreak Hotel in January?
Kirby.
Elvis Presley.
There you go.
(01:54:53):
Alright.
Which country music singer was born in 1983?
Kirby.
Carrie Underwood.
I'll be damned.
I'm trying to think of people close to my age.
How are you cheating?
Alright.
(01:55:14):
Which actor won a 2006 Best Actor Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of Johnny Cash?
Kirby.
I heard Travis.
Joaquin Phoenix.
Such a loser. If I hadn't said it you'd have no fucking idea.
What are you talking about? You said that earlier.
I know. If I hadn't said it you'd have no idea.
Right.
(01:55:36):
Alright. In 2009 the MTV VMAs, the Video Music Awards,
Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video was interrupted by who?
Kirby.
Kanye West.
Why you gotta be so mean?
That was after she wrote that song later.
(01:55:57):
What famous country star has a theme part named after them?
Kirby.
Dollywood.
Alright, next one.
Cowboy Take Me Away is a hit song.
Kirby.
Dixie Chicks.
The Chicks formerly known as?
You get a half point.
I said both.
(01:56:18):
Alright.
Who released the classic country album The Woman in Me?
Kirby.
Shania Twain.
Huh. Huh huh huh.
In the world of country music what does CMA stand for?
Kirby.
Country Music Awards.
(01:56:39):
CMA, Country Music Association.
There you go.
Bam!
Alright, get this, within five years, within five years, the question is,
the Dixie Chicks originally formed in what year?
Kirby.
1996.
Travis.
1999.
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Kirby.
1990.
What kind of shit is that?
Within five years.
It was 1989.
Damn, really?
Alright, next question.
We got time for a couple more.
What state is Billy Ray Cyrus from?
Travis.
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Tennessee.
I feel like Kirby, I feel like he's been like Arkansas or something like that too.
What do you want to say?
Kentucky.
There you go.
God, see, you get lucky dude.
You picked trivia.
I was going to say Florida or something.
Alright, get this one, within five years, in what year did the Country Music Hall of Fame start?
(01:57:47):
Travis.
1950.
See how long it takes me to do math?
I never do math.
Kirby, 1965.
You got it, it's 1961, but that's within five, well done.
Alright, Kenny Rogers was born and raised in the United States.
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Alright, Kenny Rogers was born and raised in what state?
Oh, shit, I don't know.
Travis.
Texas.
I didn't know that, good job, man.
Alright, two more.
How many times has Kenny Rogers been married?
Can we go closest to five?
(01:58:29):
Kirby.
Seven.
Five.
Good job.
See, you got lucky.
Alright, last one.
Which celebrity competition did Billy Ray Cyrus participate in in early 2007?
Travis.
(01:58:51):
American Idol?
What is the question again?
Which celebrity competition did Billy Ray Cyrus participate in in early 2007?
Kirby.
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
Travis.
(01:59:12):
Dancing with the Stars?
There it is.
Nicely done.
Alright, sweet curves, I'm sure you'd kick my ass again.
You might have won, babe.
What's the outcome?
Alright, here's the final tally.
Travis, you got nine points.
Did Kirby win?
Kirby got 11.
I knew it, nine and 11, bullshit, whatever.
(01:59:35):
Mark Chesnack going through the big D and don't mean Dallas.
You don't get no points and everybody is now a little bit dumber.
No, I'm just kidding.
Alright, that's the show, friends.
Say goodnight, Travis.
Alright, y'all, have a good night, actually have a good week, man.
This is a good week.
Have a good time, have a happy Thanksgiving.
Hug your family, be thankful.
Yes, be thankful and don't stop up any toilets when you're at your family Thanksgiving.
(01:59:59):
Don't stop up no toilets.
That's that song we wrote, or AI wrote.
That's crazy.
Have a good night, drive safe, have a good week and we'll see y'all next week.
I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.
(00:04):
Better get out of here.
My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio.
No, hell no.
From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
(00:29):
Alright, we're here. We're back. We're live. With me as always, Sweet Curbs.
Hey, hey.
Sweet Curbs.
I hope everybody's having a good week. It is a short week for the work week this week.
Thank God.
Yep. This is our episode number three zero.
Happy Thanksgiving.
(00:51):
Number 30 and then we've got Thanksgiving coming up.
And with me as always, Eric Goforth.
Hi, buddy. What's happening, man?
You know, living the dream.
And we've got Cassie with us.
I get to be here today.
Cassie gets to be with us today.
I know. It's our Thanksgiving episode.
It's our Thanksgiving episode.
From hour zero.
Yeah.
From minute zero.
Alright, so Sweet Curbs, any fun, interesting Kirby's Corner events happen in this?
(01:16):
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Sweet Curbs, this little song here. There we go.
Yeah.
Sweet Curbs.
With a rainbow in her eye.
Oh my goodness. It says, dance, Sweet Curbs.
Her smile's a charm. Cannot deny.
She twirls and she leaps in the golden sun.
(01:37):
Catching hearts one by one.
With each jig and every spun.
Her magic leaves you feeling overrun.
Sweet Curbs.
Sweet Curbs. So me and Sweet Curbs did a thing last week.
Excuse me. Is it called Travis's Critter Corner?
She does have a point.
I'm introducing your story.
(01:59):
I can introduce it.
Uh oh. Was that whiskey that shot out of your nose, Cassie?
What my better half, Sweet Teabes, over here was saying.
Sweet Teabes.
We built, my hand looks like we have a cat. We don't. I'm all cut up.
We built an enclosure for our new baby chicks. They're six weeks old.
We moved them outside this weekend.
And we went and picked up an old trampoline and used that as the frame and
(02:23):
chickenwired it and put their coop in there and they're running around outside.
Now what are you going to do with these little chicks?
What's the purpose of these little chicks?
Eggs and just let them run around and be happy. Little chicks.
Are they happy in their trampoline?
They are.
Well, they weren't really coming out yet.
Because we just put them in there yesterday and they'd been in the house up until that point.
They've been in, yeah, in your house. In a box in a nice warm environment.
(02:44):
We have a heat lamp, yeah. Because it definitely gets cold at night.
Yeah, it's getting pretty cold out there at night.
So they're still young, but they still need some heat.
But they seem like they're happy.
I can't wait till they start jumping on the trampoline.
Well, there's no...
They're underneath of it. That's the thing.
Like it's chickenwired. We took the trampoline part off. It's just the frame.
Oh, now I'm so disappointed. Sorry.
(03:05):
So the bouncy part is off?
Yeah. Yeah, it's just the frame.
So did you chickenwire over the top of it as well?
Yeah. So you literally wired the top and all around it.
All around it.
And how high does it come up off the ground?
I don't know.
Like however high a trampoline is. Maybe like three feet?
No, probably like three feet.
Because I can step over it.
Christmas is coming. I'm getting them a trampoline.
They got gypped.
The chickens need a trampoline. They got gypped.
They thought they were getting a trampoline.
(03:26):
I bet you, I mean, Amazon has everything. I bet you there was like a chicken trampoline.
Yeah, there's a chicken trampoline.
It's like this big. Yeah.
You can find it on Etsy.
There's somebody listening to your show right now going,
I've been looking for...
I've got one.
I've been trying to come up with an idea for an Etsy jam.
My chickens love their trampolines.
Chicken trampolines.
Yeah, it's one of those do-it-yourself things.
I did an old trampoline.
So Sweet Curbs just went on Facebook and said,
(03:47):
hey somebody got a trampoline they're trying to get rid of.
And within like what, an hour?
Yeah, I know someone we knew.
Well, someone's dad that we know.
So that was fun.
Yeah, Kristen and Danny.
I love it when stuff like that just works out.
So we took it apart. Yeah, put it together.
Chickens are hopefully happy.
I won't tell them that you took their phone away.
I don't know if anybody's ever dealt with chicken wire,
but dealing with that stuff, you end up getting a lot of...
(04:09):
It looks like we own a cat.
We do not.
Because my hands are all...
Without her you missed with the tattoo gun.
No, these are not for me.
Chavez had the shakes.
I had the shakes.
Are you still tattooing yourself regularly?
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you got now?
I got a couple.
What have you done?
I got a musical note on my finger now.
I got a...
I did a wine glass on my arm here.
Oh, I did an hourglass too.
I don't know if I talked about that before.
I got a wine glass, hourglass.
(04:30):
I'm going to do a microphone right here on my left arm.
I'm one of the old classic microphones.
Nice.
The one that I use usually on stage.
That's going to be on my arm pretty soon.
What about Kirby?
You've been inking her up still?
No, she's been a chicken man.
She's been like...
That hurts when you have like tattoos all over yourself.
No.
She goes, I just don't want this to be our daily ritual.
Here's the problem.
(04:51):
Look at your home.
She's running out of skin.
It's not even a daily ritual.
It's the fact that like I'll be like, oh, I like this and I'll show him a picture.
And then he like makes his interpretation of that picture.
And I'm like, no, that's lovely.
But I like that picture.
That's a little tricky, Travis.
I feel you brother.
If I got to put it on me, I want it.
Whatever.
I'm talking about gifts being similar the other day.
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I'm an artist.
Don't artist, just copy.
I want the number one on my arm.
He's like, look at all, you know...
I'm going to give you a lot of ones.
I'll give you an 11.
How about an 11?
If one one is good, two ones are better.
For you, you know, it's just code.
So...
0101.
(05:33):
I'm going to spell your name in binary.
Your second tattoo.
Just numbers.
Oh, man.
All right.
So I'm drinking wine right now.
It's the season.
Things are shifting.
It's the season.
Whiskey and wine.
There's the beer.
(05:55):
Okay.
I'm switching to beer now.
Now it feels more like the TBR show.
Everybody got three drinks.
I got three drinks.
I got a beer, whiskey and a wine.
What else do you need?
It's Sunday.
Come on.
We can blame it on the holidays.
I'm enjoying a lovely...
Is this pumpkin spice Bailey's and coffee?
Pumpkin Bailey's and coffee.
(06:16):
And this is on the pumpkin spice Bailey's.
But I'm not mad about it.
Pumpkin spice Bailey's.
Sweet Curbs, what's your favorite music besides country?
Okay.
You know me.
What is it?
And I'll tell you if you're correct.
I already know.
Damn, but don't you hit it.
This is the relationship test portion of this show.
I have a question for you.
She goes, ha ha.
I have a question for you.
But he knows the answer.
What is it?
Trust me, sweet Curbs.
I already know because she makes me sing Christmas carols with her when we're driving.
(06:40):
Okay.
Let me first of all, I don't make him.
He pretends, oh, this is so...
And then dashing through the snow, he gets super into it.
So don't even...
I love it.
Yeah.
Don't even...
I'm Little Miss Christmas from the Merry at the Grinch.
He plays hard to get but five minutes in...
Is he one of those that goes home and puts on his Christmas sweater the moment he walks
in the door?
Oh yeah, and it lights up.
It lights up.
It's got a little...
(07:01):
He's like, well, actually I do.
I have two of those actually.
I just don't know why you're waiting till you get home.
Tis the season.
I think it's official, starting Thanksgiving or even today.
No, besides Outlaw Country, Country Music, I will listen to Christmas music in June if
I'm having a bad day to cheer myself up.
I love Christmas music.
(07:22):
That's good.
Not really a big fan of the Christmas music.
It's on every freaking year and it doesn't seem like...
Every year it happens.
Every year.
Every year.
And it's only for a few months and you walk into any store, grocery store, anywhere, and
you're ready to join the ranks of the Christmas music.
You can't get away from it, especially when you hear the Mariah Carey come on.
It's like, oh, come on.
(07:43):
Okay, yeah.
I can do without Mariah Carey.
No, I love it.
I can do without Mariah Carey constantly every freaking year.
Curbs is going to make us listen to Mariah Carey.
She's a Christmas queen.
I'm not a big fan of her, any other music, but let me just tell you.
Yeah.
Christmas queen.
There's so much other Christmas music out there I could even just skip hers.
I don't think I skip Christmas songs.
Oh, I do.
(08:04):
There's probably a few.
There is.
Number one, Christmas Shoes.
Will not listen to that song.
Makes me cry every time.
It makes me cry.
I listen to it when I need to cry and can't.
Oh, here we go.
Have a holly jolly Christmas.
And if you walk down the street.
(08:25):
Say hello to friends you know.
And everyone you meet.
Oh my God.
You know for years.
Ho, ho, the Christmas.
See what you did earlier.
We gotta wait for that little windy thing to wind out.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Alright, so here's always a controversial topic.
(08:46):
You know that movie Die Hard?
Yes.
With Bruce Willis.
100% a Christmas movie.
Christmas movie.
100%.
Yeah, same.
Not at all a Christmas movie.
What?
No, no.
Pre-rex, pre-rex.
Not even close.
What day does it take place?
What is in the lobby of Yakutomi Plaza?
A giant Christmas tree.
What is the opening scene of the movie?
(09:07):
Singing Christmas carols.
That's it.
You should just agree so that you can actually watch a Christmas movie with me.
Love it.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
It is a good movie.
It is a Christmas movie.
It's not as good as Elf.
Definitely not as good as Elf, but still on the list.
For me, the ultimate Christmas movie.
Christmas Vacation.
TBS is doing it for 24 hours.
(09:29):
It's doing it for 24 hours straight next week.
Oh yeah.
My favorite is when the uncle flicks the cigar in the tree.
And the cat, the rats.
The poor cat.
What's that smell?
It smells like dead pussy cat to me.
That was a good one.
We used to go to this formal dress Christmas party every year.
(09:53):
We actually got you the cousin Eddie outfit.
I got the shoes and everything.
Oh, with the robe and the shitter's full.
That was a different scene.
When he dressed up and he has his dickie on.
You can see his black dickie through his white sweater.
That's funny.
Where he was drinking with the Elf, the moose mugs.
(10:17):
Fun fact, that moose mug is special for other reasons other than being in that movie.
What was it?
The first one, Wally World.
Marty Moose.
I always thought it was Bowinkle.
It's Marty Moose.
And he makes John Candy take him on the road.
Those are great movies.
(10:39):
National Lampoon did some great stuff.
He always has that moment of losing his mind.
The best part is through those movies, the vacation movies in particular, you watched the same kids grow up.
They were the same actors.
Mostly.
I know the European one they used two different ones.
(11:02):
Most of them were, though.
They went from being young to teenagers.
That's so funny.
Good stuff.
I can't wait. It's the holiday season.
I spent a lot of years being kind of a curmudgeon.
A little bit of a curmudgeon.
And my poor wife.
A dickery duck around the clock.
(11:24):
We can't stop them.
Sorry.
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It's definitely not the season for salads.
It's not the salad season at all.
Heck no.
You know what? I've got to tell you, Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays.
Because I really love the food.
I like the turkey and the stuff in the ham.
I do too. I want to know why someone doesn't write more Thanksgiving bangers.
(12:30):
Because I listen to Thanksgiving music.
Are there Thanksgiving songs?
No, that's what I'm saying.
There's plenty of Halloween songs and there's plenty of Christmas songs.
Adam Sandler's got to have something.
I would imagine.
He's got the Hanukkah song.
We're going to have to dip into that at some point.
But is there a Sancer?
(12:52):
I don't know any necessarily.
I've got a duty.
I've got to write a Thanksgiving song.
It is one of my favorite holidays.
Coming out next.
Travis Billy Ross.
And the turkey gobble.
Apparently this is one of the most popular Thanksgiving songs.
You ready for this?
(13:14):
This is going to blow you away.
Hold on.
Johnny Cash wrote a Thanksgiving song?
No.
Here it is.
Let's see.
How you doing?
He made the team this year.
He said you weren't tall enough.
Is this a Thanksgiving song?
Yeah.
(13:36):
This is the third most popular Thanksgiving song.
It's Kanye West, Family Business.
Never mind.
The number one Thanksgiving song according to this list.
Autumn in New York.
You know that song?
No.
Autumn in New York.
(13:58):
I know the movie with a known writer.
It's a song that's one of Johnny Cash's Thanksgiving prayer
followed by Mary Tappan Carpenter's Thanksgiving song.
There's a few out there.
We just have not been tuned in.
Autumn in New York.
Why does it seem so inviting?
I do like Billy Holiday.
(14:22):
I like these old recordings because they're scrapped.
It's like the
Christmas song that's on there.
It's there.
There's a few out there.
It sounds like a record.
Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood.
(14:44):
That sounds like Thanksgiving to me.
Don't you remember that episode of Friends
when Joey found they were Santa pants but they were maternity pants?
Oh yeah.
And he said they got a lot of gifts so you can eat.
Have you ever heard Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood?
No.
Let's see.
(15:06):
Time to celebrate the season
having eaten all day
My tummy is raving
cause I've been saving up space
I've got my place at the table
can't fit no more on my plate
I've got my fork in my hand
ready to stuff my face
so I can hang out my time
I've got my casserole dishes
cause I ain't messing around
(15:28):
with them buttoned up princess
who found them skinny jeans on
cause I'm sorry to do
cause I'm just trying to get my hands clean
I've got my sexy pants on
I've got my sexy pants on
Carrie Underwood
I salute you. We need more of these bangers.
I agree.
Wait, that's Carrie Underwood?
That's Carrie Underwood.
(15:50):
I didn't hear it.
It is very Thanksgiving.
I dig it actually.
There is another Stretchy Pants song
but this is not it.
That's fantastic.
Now I've got a job.
You're going to cover Stretchy Pants by Carrie Underwood?
I want you to cover that.
What's the Johnny Cash one that you're talking about?
It's called Thanksgiving Prayer.
(16:12):
I don't know if it's spoken or a song.
Johnny Cash and Mary Tape and Carpenter.
They both have one.
Let's see what this one sounds like.
Oh, it's Joanne Cash.
Oh, Joanne Cash.
Oh, maybe Johnny covered it.
My Tube of You says Johnny.
Hmm.
For blessings we've known
through the years
(16:34):
To join hands and thank
for the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
For the gifts we've given
To join hands and thank
the creator
The song reminds me of Dusty.
Maybe he wrote it? Dusty Record?
Doesn't it? Yeah, a little bit.
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Yeah, she should cover that.
She should. She'd do a good job at that.
I feel like the cadence of the song
and stuff.
Well, there you go.
There are Thanksgiving songs.
We found a few. We did.
Stretchy Pants. That's my favorite one.
That is my favorite so far. That's pretty fun.
Is there a Flag Day song?
There is. I don't know if there's a flag.
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She's a grand old flag.
She's a high-flying flag.
Oh yeah, okay. That's probably a good flag
song. The flag song.
Probably just about any patriotic.
Star Spangled Banner.
Well, that's Fourth of July. Still about the flag.
Reveille is considered one of them.
He's dressed the buggy wood.
Is that that song?
Reveille? No, Reveille is when they play the trumpet
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for Get Up in the Morning.
Oh, I'm thinking of.
When you're on the
post and you're hearing every morning.
I think that's the
Boogie Woogie Beautiful Boy.
Boogie Woogie Beautiful Boy.
It's almost as many bees as
TBBBBBR.
TBBBBR.
TBBBR.
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Alright, well let's listen to some tunes.
Sweet Curbs, I know you already
know, I'm gonna ask you. What do you wanna hear?
Do you wanna hear a Christmas song, Sweet Curbs?
Why would, no. Of course I do.
You know what I wanna hear?
Does a bear shit the woods? You know what I wanna hear?
And actually I like this one. This is a, who's
this by?
LeRoy? The LeRoy. Joe Diffie.
LeRoy the Redneck Reindeer.
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LeRoy the Redneck Reindeer. This song is
Rudolph's Cousin That Saved Christmas.
Here we go. Alright.
Let's check it out. We can do that.
Well you've all heard
the story about
Rudolph and his nose.
But I'll tell you
a Christmas tale
that never has been told.
Well you
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may think you've heard it all.
But you ain't heard nothing
yet.
About that crazy Christmas
that the North Pole can't
forget.
Rudolph was under the weather.
He had to
call in sick.
So he got on the horn
to his cousin LeRoy
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who lived out in the sticks.
He said Santa's really
counting on me.
And I hate to pass the
buck.
LeRoy said, hey I'm on my
way. And he jumped in his
pick up truck.
When LeRoy got to
the North Pole all the reindeer
snickered and laughed.
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They'd never seen a deer
in overalls.
And a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in
and said just calm down
cause they've all got a job
to do.
And like it or not, LeRoy's
in charge and he's gonna be
leading you.
And it was
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LeRoy the
redneck reindeer.
Looked to the front of the sleigh
delivering toys
to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down
home party animal
to steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells
with a rebel yell
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and made history
that night.
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Before that night
was over
LeRoy had changed their tune.
He had them scootin' a hoof
on every single roof
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by the light of an eon moon.
Santa wrapped
his bag with a Dixie flag
and he was havin' the time
of his life.
And you could hear him call
Merry Christmas y'all and all
of y'all a good night.
And it was
LeRoy the
redneck reindeer.
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Looked to the front of the sleigh
delivering toys
to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down
home party animal
to steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle
bells with a rebel yell
and made history
that night.
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He mixed jingle bells
with a rebel yell
and made history that night.
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Light the fire by the tree
With you holding on to me
Tonight it's Christmas
Tonight it's Christmas
Tonight it's Christmas
(01:37:58):
Every parent in the world
I'm so proud
Of the promise
All the stockings hung
With care
It means so much
That you are here
With me this Christmas
It means so much
That you are here
With me this Christmas
(01:38:20):
And all our family
And all our family
And I thank God
I don't need gifts under the tree, just a blanket on the beach for you this Christmas.
We'll watch the waves come crashing in, fall in love all over again for you this Christmas.
(01:38:49):
And we'll snuggle up beneath the stars so bright tonight, it's Christmas.
And all I need is here with you holding me when your sweet voice sings our ears' silver bells ring.
(01:39:18):
Stoke the fire in its place, feel the warmth of love's embrace with me this Christmas.
With all the memories we'll share, pictures of love no longer here with us this Christmas.
(01:39:44):
And I will hold you in my arms so tight tonight, it's Christmas.
I will hold you in my arms so tight tonight, it's Christmas.
(01:40:11):
It's Christmas.
Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
(01:40:48):
Life is older, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:41:11):
West Virginia, West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
All my memories gather round her, minors, ladies, stranger to blue water.
(01:41:37):
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky, misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:41:58):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
I hear her voice in the morning hours she calls me, the radio reminds me of my home far away.
(01:42:23):
Driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:42:46):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
Country roads take me home to the place I belong.
(01:43:09):
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home, country roads.
Take me home, country roads.
Take me home, country roads.
(01:43:46):
I walk into the kitchen, the silverware is gone, the furniture is missing, I guess you got it all.
This is where it ought to hurt.
Seems like every time you leave me you try to think of something worse.
(01:44:07):
I can't even get the blues no more.
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
(01:44:28):
You want to hurt me but it's just no use.
I can't even get the blues.
This time ain't no different, sun up in the sky, sitting on the back porch, clouds are rolling by.
(01:44:51):
This is where it ought to rain.
But it doesn't really matter, it's all about the same.
I can't even get the blues no more.
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
(01:45:13):
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
You try to hurt me but it's just no use.
I can't even get the blues.
I can't even get the blues no more.
(01:45:35):
I try to worry like I did before, and nothing happens when I walk the floor.
So what am I supposed to do?
I toss and turn but then I fall asleep.
I'm going under but it's not too deep.
You want to hurt me but it's just no use.
(01:45:56):
I can't even get the blues.
(01:46:26):
My hair still looks that way.
We're going to curl it that day.
We've got a film crew coming in soon.
They're actually shooting a very large documentary, they've been working on it for a year, about the music scene in Ramona.
They've asked to come in and watch Travis and Kirby do their thing.
(01:46:47):
That's pretty fun.
Stay tuned, it'll be on Discovery Channel.
I'm going to have to cut my hair.
Your hair will not be cut by then.
The troll doll, Travis.
We're going to give you a little jewel for your belly button.
I totally want to shrink that.
(01:47:08):
Now that's an action figure, my friend.
You've got to go topless and put a jewel in your belly button though.
A jewel in my belly button.
You know what's so funny?
The treasure troll.
When I was young, there was none of that.
They were just trolls.
We literally took bleach bottles to make them houses like we used to for Barbies.
(01:47:31):
When we made forts, the trolls got to go to the farts.
To the farts?
The trolls get to go to the farts.
The Barbies do not.
They stay in their castle with Ken.
We've got about 10 minutes left.
It is time for the trivia.
(01:47:52):
I don't remember who won last time.
Did you win or did I win last time?
I'm going to assume by probability that I won.
I was drunk last time.
What do you want to do, Sweet Curbs?
Name tune or trivia?
He's being real sweet.
(01:48:15):
He's already determined we're playing trivia.
You said we were doing any genre.
It was trivia.
Name that tune.
Just do whatever.
We're going to do it live.
We've got to give a shout out.
(01:48:36):
Get that little ring ring button ready.
Shout out to Ramona Family Naturals.
You named the tune.
You've got to do your thing.
Shout out to the sponsor, Miss Victoria.
She has her own button.
We have to work that into the Thanksgiving song.
(01:48:59):
Victoria has stuffing in the potatoes.
Go check out Ramona Family Naturals.
It's an organic food store.
I call it a health store, but it's an organic food store.
They have really good food.
I promise not everything's healthy.
They have really good coffee there.
(01:49:20):
They have a smoothie bar.
The pumpkin pie bowl is very good.
They also have a kitchen with a little deli.
They get pizzas on Thursday nights.
They have the good music playing out on the patio by this band called Dirty Confetti.
They're pretty good.
(01:49:41):
I just thought it was brunch.
They also have music typically on Sundays.
If it's not freezing cold outside, but they'll have live music out there on Sunday brunch.
It's a really cool time.
It is nice. She has heaters, blankets.
And mimosas and burritos.
Really good food.
(01:50:04):
Ramona Family Naturals, thank you, Victoria.
I did hear a rumor.
I'm kind of a mulled wine fan.
We'll be fine if you're with me next week in Germany.
She does mulled wine over the winter as well.
Mulled wine, that's right.
She does.
Mulled wine, spices, cinnamon, delicious.
(01:50:29):
Thank you, Victoria.
Since Kirby and I are all into Christmas right now,
I've got to get my mulled wine in and do some Christmas tunes.
Go check out the store, Ramona Family Naturals.
My apologies. I am ready for either trivia or name that tune.
I'm ready.
You want trivia?
(01:50:50):
I'm ready.
Somebody said trivia.
It's country trivia.
No decade, right?
We'll put a little background music in here.
And we'll get started on some trivia.
You ready?
(01:51:12):
First of all, Reba McIntyre, Little Rock.
It's trivia, sweet curbs.
All right, here we go. We're going to get started here.
Question number one.
What was the name of Johnny Cash's band?
You guys are embarrassing me.
I'm embarrassed for myself. How do I not know this?
(01:51:34):
Johnny Cash had a band. What was his band's name?
Oh my God.
Kirby.
The Tennessee Three.
I'm embarrassed for Curbs. That was pretty impressive.
I'd just like to think Joaquin Phoenix and walk the line for that.
That's the reason I know.
How you got the knowledge works.
(01:51:57):
Miranda Lambert married which fellow country star in 2011?
Kirby.
Blake Shelton.
Really?
Yeah, they just got divorced.
I'm not sure.
Stephanie.
(01:52:18):
He gets around that guy.
How can you imagine me saying that?
I was married to Miranda Lambert and then I married Gwen Stefani.
Just normal.
What country musician sang the song Waterloo in the 1950s?
Waterloo.
Jimmy Dean?
Jimmy Dean?
(01:52:42):
Any guesses?
Kirby.
Stonewall Jackson.
Nope.
I Will Always Love You was written by...
Go ahead.
Dolly Parton.
(01:53:03):
Give me a chance.
This is like Jeopardy.
If you know the answer before I finish it, I'm just going to shut up.
Which prominent country musician died in 1953?
Kirby.
Patsy Cline.
(01:53:24):
53.
Travis?
Hank Senior.
Holy shit!
53, yeah.
In what state was Johnny Cash born and raised?
Kentucky.
(01:53:46):
Kirby.
Tennessee?
Kirby.
Alabama.
Oklahoma?
Arkansas.
I knew it was an A.
I just remembered that song.
(01:54:09):
Working on a simple line.
Which country music singer performed the breakthrough hit Walking After Midnight in 1957?
Patsy Cline.
This is George Freight by the way.
I have my exes live in Texas.
I didn't.
(01:54:30):
Alright.
Willie Nelson's battered old Martin guitar.
Trigger.
There you go.
Which musician recorded the song Heartbreak Hotel in January?
Kirby.
Elvis Presley.
There you go.
(01:54:53):
Alright.
Which country music singer was born in 1983?
Kirby.
Carrie Underwood.
I'll be damned.
I'm trying to think of people close to my age.
How are you cheating?
Alright.
(01:55:14):
Which actor won a 2006 Best Actor Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of Johnny Cash?
Kirby.
I heard Travis.
Joaquin Phoenix.
Such a loser. If I hadn't said it you'd have no fucking idea.
What are you talking about? You said that earlier.
I know. If I hadn't said it you'd have no idea.
Right.
(01:55:36):
Alright. In 2009 the MTV VMAs, the Video Music Awards,
Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video was interrupted by who?
Kirby.
Kanye West.
Why you gotta be so mean?
That was after she wrote that song later.
(01:55:57):
What famous country star has a theme part named after them?
Kirby.
Dollywood.
Alright, next one.
Cowboy Take Me Away is a hit song.
Kirby.
Dixie Chicks.
The Chicks formerly known as?
You get a half point.
I said both.
(01:56:18):
Alright.
Who released the classic country album The Woman in Me?
Kirby.
Shania Twain.
Huh. Huh huh huh.
In the world of country music what does CMA stand for?
Kirby.
Country Music Awards.
(01:56:39):
CMA, Country Music Association.
There you go.
Bam!
Alright, get this, within five years, within five years, the question is,
the Dixie Chicks originally formed in what year?
Kirby.
1996.
Travis.
1999.
(01:57:01):
Kirby.
1990.
What kind of shit is that?
Within five years.
It was 1989.
Damn, really?
Alright, next question.
We got time for a couple more.
What state is Billy Ray Cyrus from?
Travis.
(01:57:22):
Tennessee.
I feel like Kirby, I feel like he's been like Arkansas or something like that too.
What do you want to say?
Kentucky.
There you go.
God, see, you get lucky dude.
You picked trivia.
I was going to say Florida or something.
Alright, get this one, within five years, in what year did the Country Music Hall of Fame start?
(01:57:47):
Travis.
1950.
See how long it takes me to do math?
I never do math.
Kirby, 1965.
You got it, it's 1961, but that's within five, well done.
Alright, Kenny Rogers was born and raised in the United States.
(01:58:08):
Alright, Kenny Rogers was born and raised in what state?
Oh, shit, I don't know.
Travis.
Texas.
I didn't know that, good job, man.
Alright, two more.
How many times has Kenny Rogers been married?
Can we go closest to five?
(01:58:29):
Kirby.
Seven.
Five.
Good job.
See, you got lucky.
Alright, last one.
Which celebrity competition did Billy Ray Cyrus participate in in early 2007?
Travis.
(01:58:51):
American Idol?
What is the question again?
Which celebrity competition did Billy Ray Cyrus participate in in early 2007?
Kirby.
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
Travis.
(01:59:12):
Dancing with the Stars?
There it is.
Nicely done.
Alright, sweet curves, I'm sure you'd kick my ass again.
You might have won, babe.
What's the outcome?
Alright, here's the final tally.
Travis, you got nine points.
Did Kirby win?
Kirby got 11.
I knew it, nine and 11, bullshit, whatever.
(01:59:35):
Mark Chesnack going through the big D and don't mean Dallas.
You don't get no points and everybody is now a little bit dumber.
No, I'm just kidding.
Alright, that's the show, friends.
Say goodnight, Travis.
Alright, y'all, have a good night, actually have a good week, man.
This is a good week.
Have a good time, have a happy Thanksgiving.
Hug your family, be thankful.
Yes, be thankful and don't stop up any toilets when you're at your family Thanksgiving.
(01:59:59):
Don't stop up no toilets.
That's that song we wrote, or AI wrote.
That's crazy.
Have a good night, drive safe, have a good week and we'll see y'all next week.
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