Ep. 125 - Two Words - Letting Go

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SPEAKER_01 (00:00):
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

SPEAKER_03 (00:40):
free hell wrestling federation podcast brothers

SPEAKER_02 (00:46):
and sisters

SPEAKER_03 (00:48):
and we smell what the rock is cooking i smell what
aaron's cooking over

SPEAKER_02 (00:55):
here

SPEAKER_03 (00:57):
if you smell what aaron's farts are

SPEAKER_02 (01:03):
cooking! Fuck off, you motherfucker!

SPEAKER_03 (01:07):
On the Treehill Wrestling Federation podcast,
brothers and sisters, as I am...

SPEAKER_02 (01:11):
Why'd you steal my line?
What

SPEAKER_03 (01:14):
do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 (01:15):
And sisters is mine.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17):
Yeah, but you already said sisters.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
I said...
podcast brothers and you're likeand sisters and we smell what
the rock is cooking

SPEAKER_02 (01:25):
no you

SPEAKER_03 (01:26):
already said you want fucking receipts bro i go
to the receipts i speak instraight facts

SPEAKER_02 (01:32):
how is my brain that bad that i forgot

SPEAKER_03 (01:35):
that you said scissors and you literally say

SPEAKER_02 (01:37):
sisters seconds later

SPEAKER_03 (01:39):
the first time when i say treehill wrestling
federation podcast brothersthat's always your cue to say
and sisters and you always doand you hit it and you thought
you didn't hit it because idon't know why you're
remembering

SPEAKER_02 (01:49):
you went off about smelling what the rock see that
here

SPEAKER_03 (01:53):
you go blaming about how i'm smelling what the rock
is cooking it's actually not myfault at all but anyway it's
your fault it's absolutely 100not my fault because i'm not the
one who didn't remember iremembered so uh there's that
but i smell what the rock iscooking you smell what the rock
is cooking and everybody'seventually gonna smell what
aaron's cooking because shecooked up a nice big long four

(02:13):
second fart before we hitrecord.
And here we are in the THWF attreehillwf.podcast on the
socials, including Instagram,TikTok, Facebook, and threads.
And listen to us on all thestreaming services, including
what?

SPEAKER_02 (02:28):
Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube Music, and
iHeartRadio.
Fuck off, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 (02:34):
What?
Yeah, THWF, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys andgirls, children of all ages,
Spotify Generation X proudlybrings to you its number three
ranked One Tree Hill podcast inthe world! The road dog Sean
Harris, the badass Eric Koskerwho rips some hard-ass farts.

SPEAKER_01 (02:58):
Fuck off! The Tree Hill

SPEAKER_03 (03:00):
Wrestling Federation podcast!

SPEAKER_02 (03:04):
And if Sean doesn't shut the fuck up, I got two
words for him.
fuck off

SPEAKER_03 (03:11):
that's not the line but I appreciated that a lot
that was really good and Ienjoyed every minute of that
here on the THWF brother we gota couple episodes to get here
tonight and it's a couple wehave watched now and two words
letting go that is episode 125season 6 episode 19 we're almost

(03:31):
done season 6 of One Tree Hillwe have two words for all of you
letting go and this is thisepisode But I cannot wait for
the main event when we get toSurvivor Series 98 and I get to
gush about Survivor Series.
And we've done that a few timeson this show already.
We have gushed about SurvivorSeries.
We've done whole social mediacampaigns and entire episodes

(03:52):
about Survivor Series.
And now we're going to talkabout Survivor Series again, but
please start with the OTHbrother.

SPEAKER_02 (04:00):
you say that like so painfully

SPEAKER_03 (04:03):
what

SPEAKER_02 (04:04):
almost you're like

SPEAKER_03 (04:05):
no start with the tree hill man we're in some good
kind of good shit right now idon't know it could be a little
bit more dramatic you know but iknow it's getting there i know
it's getting there and

SPEAKER_02 (04:14):
you know we're waiting for dan to die

SPEAKER_03 (04:16):
he's not going to die yet though how do you know i
because i know how do

SPEAKER_02 (04:21):
you know

SPEAKER_03 (04:21):
because i already know he may die at one time
maybe later in the show but he'snot dying yet there's shit that
hasn't happened yet that i knowabout because you are bad with
spoilers years ago

SPEAKER_02 (04:32):
years ago before we even were gonna have a podcast

SPEAKER_03 (04:35):
and you

SPEAKER_02 (04:36):
expect your memory is supposed to be shit enough to
not remember that

SPEAKER_03 (04:40):
you expected me to not a listen to what you're
saying when you're

SPEAKER_02 (04:44):
talking you never listen to me

SPEAKER_03 (04:46):
what what

SPEAKER_02 (04:49):
i tell you shit all the time and then 10 minutes
later i'll say it again andyou'll be like huh

SPEAKER_03 (04:55):
what

SPEAKER_02 (04:56):
yeah Cause you don't listen to me.

SPEAKER_03 (04:58):
I forget things too, bro.
Sorry.
I do forget things, but Iremember this.
Uh, I remember that you told mespoilers years ago.

SPEAKER_02 (05:08):
Shut your motherfucking mouth right now
before I literally curb stompyou.

SPEAKER_03 (05:16):
Oh, you're gonna curb stomp me like Seth Rollins
would?
Wow.
You're gonna pull a Seth Rollinson me?
Are you the visionary?
Are you Aaron frickin' Rollins?

UNKNOWN (05:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (05:27):
So I married someone else?

SPEAKER_03 (05:29):
You married Seth Rollins.
Although Becky Lynch alreadymarried Seth Rollins.
So you can't marry Seth Rollins.
Yeah.
Sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (05:35):
I mean.

SPEAKER_03 (05:38):
You would rather marry British Bulldog.
Let's just put it that way.

SPEAKER_02 (05:42):
Anyways.
Haley wants to co-produce Mia'srecord.

SPEAKER_03 (05:53):
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (05:53):
But she's also going to be working on some of her own
shit, which is pretty cool forHaley.

SPEAKER_03 (05:59):
Because Haley fucking quit.

SPEAKER_02 (06:03):
She quit.

SPEAKER_03 (06:04):
She fucking

SPEAKER_02 (06:05):
quit being a teacher, bro.
She's done.
She can focus on her musiccareer again.

SPEAKER_03 (06:10):
She told...
principal butt kiss principalbutt kiss principal ass kiss
principal rim kiss k-i-s-s notk-u-s uh k-i-s-s-s kiss uh
fucking rim kiss she

SPEAKER_02 (06:27):
told her to suck it

SPEAKER_03 (06:28):
yeah she did she gave two words you know what you
know what happened here bro okayrim kiss was like hayley scott
you're fired and then hayley'ssaid right back to her, well,
guess what, Principal Rimkus?
I've got two words for you.
And then she puts the mic to thecrowd in the arena that she's

(06:51):
singing at.

SPEAKER_02 (06:52):
And they all go, suck it! That'd be wild.

SPEAKER_03 (06:57):
That's how she did it.

SPEAKER_02 (07:00):
jack is uh crashing sam's class because principal
butt kiss is teaching the class

SPEAKER_03 (07:08):
but

SPEAKER_02 (07:09):
she

SPEAKER_03 (07:10):
needs to kiss all of our rims anyway

SPEAKER_02 (07:13):
oh my god um so apparently everyone failed a
test on catch 22

SPEAKER_00 (07:20):
right

SPEAKER_02 (07:20):
And so they're all passing.
She's passing out the paperworkand she's saying, you all
fucking suck.
And they're all like, no, youfucking suck.
We would be doing better ifHaley was still a teacher.

SPEAKER_00 (07:31):
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (07:32):
And so even Jack is sitting there and he says
something and she's like, oh,you can go see me in detention
or whatever.
And he's like, I'm not even inthis fucking class.

SPEAKER_03 (07:45):
That's how we know how bad of a teacher you are.
You even

SPEAKER_02 (07:48):
know this shit.
She's so bad.
She's a terrible principal too.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (07:53):
She sucks.
You know what?
If she would just focus more onmaking a little noise up in this
biatch instead of being abiatch, maybe people would
actually like her and want to bein her school

SPEAKER_01 (08:04):
yeah

SPEAKER_03 (08:05):
but there's only one school in tree hill there's no
alternative all 12 grades all 13grades including kindergarten
all run through this one schoolin tree hill

SPEAKER_02 (08:16):
yes jamie gets dropped off at a different
school every day

SPEAKER_03 (08:20):
yeah how does that make sense and where's whitey
and all this i miss him so much

SPEAKER_02 (08:25):
oh too bad um Skills wakes up mouth bright and early
6 a.m.
or whatever the fucking time itis.
Because it's time for a roadtrip.

SPEAKER_03 (08:39):
Dude, have I not talked about this before?
I know you don't remember a lot,but you're going to remember
this is that There's so muchspur-of-the-moment traveling in
this show.
Have you noticed this?
Oh, yeah.
They literally wake up in themorning like, hey, let's go.
Let's go drive to Mexico rightnow.
And it's like, oh, I have workin the morning, and I have

(09:01):
children to take care of, andthis and that.
It's like, oh, fucking time todo this shit.
Now, fair enough.
Skills and Mal don't have kids,and they have jobs.
Actually, Skills has a lot ofjobs.
Yeah.
But this spur-of-the-moment,like, traveling that just, like,
happens so quickly.
So

SPEAKER_02 (09:21):
fucking fast.
So

SPEAKER_03 (09:22):
many times, too.

SPEAKER_02 (09:24):
Oh, my God.
It's insane.
There's gotta be memes

SPEAKER_03 (09:26):
out there for the amount of fucking road trips
that these people go on.

SPEAKER_02 (09:30):
Yeah, right?
There's...
Oh, man.
It's insane.
Like...
I wish.

SPEAKER_03 (09:35):
Gas is expensive, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (09:38):
True.
Jamie's been really strugglingsince finding out that Dan
killed Keith.

SPEAKER_03 (09:45):
Would you struggle with that if you found out that
your grandpa killed your uncle?

SPEAKER_02 (09:50):
Yeah, I'd fucking struggle, too.
But, like, because he's had sucha great relationship with Dan so
far, and then finding this out,he's like...
He didn't get to know his uncle.
So...
Lucas and Nathan have a greatidea.
Take Jamie on a little roadtrip.

SPEAKER_03 (10:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (10:12):
Not even really a road trip.
It's a field trip.

SPEAKER_03 (10:15):
Yeah, it wasn't a road trip.
They're just taking him to aplace.
Again, just this fucking travel.
Yeah.
Again.

SPEAKER_02 (10:23):
Julian is approaching Brooke and he's
telling her like, yeah, I'mgoing back to L.A., but I want
you to come with me.
And she's like, well, what aboutSam?
And he's like, I already thoughtabout that.
He got two tickets for them togo and leave Tree Hill to go and
live with him in L.A.,

SPEAKER_03 (10:45):
That's

SPEAKER_02 (10:47):
a spur of the moment because he's leaving later that
day.

SPEAKER_03 (10:49):
He's literally leaving that night.

SPEAKER_02 (10:54):
That night, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (10:55):
Why?
I

SPEAKER_02 (10:56):
know.
Why?
That is fucking...
Hey, let's move to L.A.
tonight.

SPEAKER_03 (11:03):
Tonight.

SPEAKER_02 (11:03):
Tonight.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (11:05):
let's do it.
Tonight.

SPEAKER_02 (11:06):
You and your foster daughter come with me tonight to
L.A.

SPEAKER_03 (11:10):
The fuck, dude?

UNKNOWN (11:13):
What?

SPEAKER_03 (11:14):
Are you kidding me?
Why does it have to be tonight?
It's hilarious when Sam findsout about it.
It's like, when is

SPEAKER_02 (11:23):
tonight?
Right?
It's like, what?
Poor girl.
She's just like so left in thedark because Brooke doesn't even
know if she wants to go.
She's telling Peyton about itand Peyton's like, well, how do
you feel about it?
Like, do you want to go?
Yeah.
And Brooke's like, I like him,but like, i have my clothing

(11:46):
line and all this shit so likeyou know and she feels like it
would be unfair to uproot sam

SPEAKER_03 (11:56):
sure yeah at the same time that's tough she needs
stability and then she has thatfinally in her life and she
doesn't really need somethinglike this in it

SPEAKER_02 (12:03):
exactly um so lucas and nathan take jamie to keith's
former body shop

SPEAKER_00 (12:10):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (12:11):
Someone else bought it after Dan lost his car
dealership, including also theshop now that he had bought from
Keith or swindled from Keith.

SPEAKER_03 (12:21):
Swindled from Keith.
Keith can't read a fuckingcontract, though.
Oh, my God, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (12:25):
Read it.
He trusted his brother.
No.
He shouldn't have trusted hisbrother.

SPEAKER_03 (12:28):
No.
Not a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 (12:31):
Anyways, I guess because Lucas was so close to
the building and the shop thatthe owner still lets Lucas go
and putter around in there, gavehim a key.
Super sweet.
So they get to...
Super

SPEAKER_03 (12:45):
trusting.
Yeah, super trusting.
Hey, random people, here's

SPEAKER_02 (12:48):
some keys to my shop.
I mean, it's Tree Hill.
They've probably known eachother for years.
Probably, yeah.
Basically Lucas's whole life.
Yeah.
They're probably neighbors.
It's

SPEAKER_03 (12:59):
like they don't even know the guy and they're just
like, oh, yeah, here are thekeys.
Just take it for the weekend.
See how it goes.
It's like, okay.
We're going to close down ourbusiness for a day so you can do
this too.
It's like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 (13:11):
Right.
So they go into the body shopand Lucas says, oh, my Mustang
needs a tune up.
So why don't we get...
give Jamie the good old UncleKeith experience.
Wow, I can't English.
And work on the car together,which is very much something
that Lucas had done with UncleKeith.

(13:31):
So it's cool that now Jamie getsto experience this with his
Uncle Lucas.
Yes.
Gills and Mouth are going on aroad trip to get over their
girls.
Or get over their women?
Deb?

SPEAKER_03 (13:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (13:51):
Millie?

SPEAKER_03 (13:52):
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (13:53):
Because Mouth has been, you know, pouting quite a
bit.
Gills, he's just like, whatever.
I'm just going to get over herand move on.
But Mouth doesn't really knowwhere they're going and Skills
isn't really letting on to wherethey're going.

(14:13):
To where

SPEAKER_03 (14:13):
they're going.
I

SPEAKER_02 (14:14):
guess we'll find out soon.
Yeah.
But they're having a good talkabout, you know, like...
It sucks, but you just gotta getover it.
You can't just waste your lifeaway.
You

SPEAKER_03 (14:26):
know what's funny about Julian and Brooke?
It just came to me.
I kind of thought this wholerelationship and what they're at
now and him saying he loves herand wanting to go live in LA
with him and Sam and shit.
It's like, how long have thesetwo people actually known each
other?
I guessed six weeks.

(14:47):
I was two weeks ahead.
They actually have known eachother for four weeks.
It was a less than i anticipatedright so they have known each
other for one single month andnow apparently he wants her to
move to la with him

SPEAKER_02 (15:04):
and they he wants to say the l word and

SPEAKER_03 (15:07):
you imagine us a month in and me just going like
hey let's move to la tonight

SPEAKER_02 (15:12):
That'd be weird.
What the fuck, dude?
That'd be really fucking weird.
That's

SPEAKER_03 (15:15):
a lot of logistical issues.
We're Canadian, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (15:18):
True.
Haley returns home from workingover at...
Red Bedroom Records, I forgot.
Red

SPEAKER_03 (15:31):
Bedroom Records?

SPEAKER_02 (15:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (15:33):
That's a terrible name for a

SPEAKER_02 (15:35):
record label.
No, it's because Peyton's roomwas her red bedroom.

SPEAKER_03 (15:39):
I know.
It's just not great.

SPEAKER_02 (15:41):
Whatever.
It is what it is.
We didn't write this story,so...

SPEAKER_03 (15:46):
But I can have an opinion about it.
I

SPEAKER_02 (15:48):
just don't like it.
I thought it was cute.
Because of where Peyton kind ofstarted.
Where she grew up andeverything.
I thought it was really cute.
Anyways, Haley returns home tofind Sam and Jack are sitting on
her stairs and she's like, how'dyou break into my house?
And Sam's like, I'm really goodwith windows.

(16:11):
But,

SPEAKER_00 (16:12):
uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (16:12):
They go into the living room and find the entire
literature class is sitting inHaley's living room asking for
her to teach them.
How

SPEAKER_03 (16:23):
many kids is this?
Like 15 kids or something?
Some shit like that, yeah.
12 kids or some shit?
There's not that many kids.
Not that many, but I'd say like12 to 15.
I remember my

SPEAKER_02 (16:31):
packed, packed fucking English classes in high
school.
Like 30 kids.
I was going to

SPEAKER_03 (16:36):
say 30 people.
That was like kind of thestandard.
That's

SPEAKER_02 (16:39):
a lot of kids.
But yeah, this was like maybe afew rows of maybe five people
per row or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 (16:46):
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (16:48):
And maybe like three rows.
So yeah, 15 sounds about right.
Maybe 20 max.

SPEAKER_00 (16:55):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (16:55):
It's a pretty small class size.
Yeah.
And yeah, they're demanding tobe taught because they're
failing because of this horribleprinciple and Haley not being
there.
And they're like, well, yeah,you're not officially our
teacher anymore, but we respectyou.
um

SPEAKER_03 (17:15):
it's uh literally like dead poet society so that
you ever see that movie deadpoet society as robin williams
he's this teacher that thesekids just love and uh you just
gotta watch it i don't want tospoil anything but anyways
there's a scene in it where thekids like love robin williams so
much they literally like stopand stand on their desks like

(17:37):
get on top of their desks allstand up and start chanting oh
captain my captain oh captain mycaptain you have to watch it
It's pretty good.
And that's what I'm kind ofexpecting some of the kids to do
here is saying, oh, CaptainMike.

SPEAKER_02 (17:51):
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So Mouth and Skills pull up infront of the old school that
Mouth actually graduated fromfor his college.
Yeah.
And there's a party.
And Gigi is dead.
doing a keg stand very on pointfor gg and uh she's so stoked to

(18:16):
see mouth and mouth is likelooking at skills and he's like
dude why'd you bring me here

SPEAKER_03 (18:21):
what are you doing

SPEAKER_02 (18:22):
to me like what the fuck and skills is like oh yeah
hot college girls in like pjs

SPEAKER_03 (18:30):
yeah

SPEAKER_02 (18:32):
sweet It

SPEAKER_03 (18:34):
should be, but for Mal's interpretation of all this
is he misses Millie and he lovesMillie.

SPEAKER_02 (18:42):
That's sweet, though.
I

SPEAKER_03 (18:43):
think there's some more driving in their future.

SPEAKER_02 (18:46):
Yeah, probably.
A

SPEAKER_03 (18:47):
lot of road trips.

SPEAKER_02 (18:50):
So while Gigi's doing a keg stand, Jamie's doing
a car stand.
Yeah.
He's pulling out a spark plugfrom the car and they have
him...
They're holding him upside downto get the spark plug.
And he asks, oh, what happenedto Lindsay?

SPEAKER_03 (19:11):
What happened to Auntie Lindsay?
Oh,

SPEAKER_02 (19:16):
man.
Because Lucas is talking abouthow he fell in love with Peyton
and talked about her all thetime and worked on her car in
the shop.
All this stuff.
And yeah, then Jamie's like, I

SPEAKER_03 (19:30):
wonder if Jamie has started dating his teacher yet.

SPEAKER_02 (19:33):
Oh,

SPEAKER_03 (19:33):
my God.
That's just going to go down awhole another rabbit hole if
those two start

SPEAKER_02 (19:42):
dating.
Right.
Can you

SPEAKER_03 (19:43):
imagine in this show?
A fucking five-year-old.
Oh, my God.

SPEAKER_02 (19:47):
That would be wild.

SPEAKER_03 (19:49):
Insane.
I think this show would go thatfar, but you never know.

SPEAKER_02 (19:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (19:54):
Wrestling would go that far.
Oh, my God.
You know it would.
Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 (19:59):
Mouth and Gigi are talking, and they kind of
like...
Gigi kind of apologizes for theway she acted.

SPEAKER_00 (20:06):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (20:08):
While Mouth was in the relationship with Millie,
and she's like, you know, like,I was just playing around.
Um...
But it's kind of, Mouth isreally realizing that Gigi was
not, like, this isn't where hewants to be.
This isn't the spot he needs toget over Millie.
So he's ready to go and Skill'slike, dude, these college chicks

(20:30):
are so hot.
They're

SPEAKER_03 (20:31):
crazy and they're hot.

SPEAKER_02 (20:33):
It's

SPEAKER_03 (20:33):
a hot, crazy scale, right?

SPEAKER_02 (20:35):
Yeah, right.
Peyton's having a chat withJulian about Brooke.
Are you serious about hermoving?
Are you actually going to takecare of her and take care of
Sam?
Like, is this you being selfish?
Did you actually come here forme?
Like what's going on?
Like be real because Brookedeserves the best.

SPEAKER_00 (20:57):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (20:58):
And he's like, no, like I'm legit.
Like I'm in love with her.
She's like, Hey, good.
Then do what you need to do, buttreat her right.

SPEAKER_03 (21:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (21:09):
Because Brooke has been treated like shit by so
many guys.

SPEAKER_03 (21:13):
She really has.
The list is endless.
And who even knows how many morein the four-year time jump all
throughout that time.
I

SPEAKER_02 (21:23):
don't think she even let anyone get close enough to
hurt her.
In

SPEAKER_03 (21:26):
that time period?
I don't

SPEAKER_02 (21:31):
know.
So Haley's still doing class inher living room.
And...
they got an unexpected visitor

SPEAKER_03 (21:41):
rim they got unexpected rim kisses from this

SPEAKER_02 (21:44):
woman that's awful

SPEAKER_03 (21:47):
all the people all the kids and all the fucking
everybody yeah

SPEAKER_02 (21:51):
she just found out where hayley lives and busts in
yeah at least like sam knewwhere hayley lived She's, like,
in the group, basically.
Yeah, she knows.
But, yeah.
Principal Rimkus goes in and shebreaks it up and sends the kids
home or back to school.

SPEAKER_03 (22:09):
And what time is it now?
Why are they going back toschool?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How early is

SPEAKER_02 (22:14):
this?
Again, like...
i have no idea who

SPEAKER_03 (22:18):
knows

SPEAKER_02 (22:18):
right i have no idea because at the same time skills
and mouth

SPEAKER_03 (22:23):
they're in it's night time it's night time at
the party

SPEAKER_02 (22:27):
but then

SPEAKER_03 (22:29):
but what they're still in fucking school and

SPEAKER_02 (22:32):
then jamie and lucas and nathan are still at the shop
and they're turning jamie intomini keith yeah so like what the
fuck is this time and

SPEAKER_03 (22:42):
now and it's like But, okay, they're going on this
road trip, but it's on aweekday.
They're starting this road tripbecause the kids are in school,
so it's a weekday.
I'm so confused.
Right?
I don't know, man.
They just run to the fuckingtune of their own fucking bell,
man.
They don't even care.

(23:03):
They don't even fucking care.
They don't even fucking care.

SPEAKER_02 (23:08):
But, yeah, so...
Now Mouth and Skills are leavingthe school because, you know,
Skills has a different idea.
Skills is in

SPEAKER_03 (23:17):
nighttime elsewhere and we are in daytime in Tree
Hill.

SPEAKER_02 (23:21):
Yeah, I have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 (23:23):
Are they going backwards through the fucking
time zones?
What are we doing

SPEAKER_02 (23:28):
here?
Just wait.
Just wait.
Yeah, it gets crazier.
I'm sure it does.
So anyways, Peyton goes to seeBrooke.

SPEAKER_03 (23:39):
Or they should take Jamie as the hallway where Keith

SPEAKER_02 (23:42):
comes shot.
Oh my god, shut the fuck up.
They take...
Peyton goes to see Brooke in hershop and...
It's pretty dark and moody inthere.
And Peyton asks if the new lineis inspired by Twilight.
What are the chances?

(24:03):
We get a little Twilight shoutout.

SPEAKER_03 (24:06):
Okay, not just that, but I have a certain word that I
use that I really need you tosay.

SPEAKER_02 (24:11):
I'm not going to say it.

SPEAKER_03 (24:13):
In this situation.
No.
It's just so good.
Because what just happened to usin this podcast, we fucking
watched where a vampirecharacter debuted.
so that sent off me having towatch the entire twilight saga
into actually enjoying most ofthe twilight saga to now one
tree hill the other show we'rewatching and reviewing in the

(24:35):
episode they're saying is thistwilight inspired and i'm like
the amalgamation is true and itis the cream of the crop much
like macho man would say

SPEAKER_02 (24:47):
This is so fucking good.
You need a sip of this.
I

SPEAKER_03 (24:50):
will eventually.
Don't give it to me right now.
Don't do it right now.
Don't give it to me right now.
Don't give it to me right now.
Sweet.

SPEAKER_02 (24:55):
It's the best.

SPEAKER_03 (24:56):
I will take some.

SPEAKER_02 (24:57):
Peanut butter whiskey with cherry Coke.

SPEAKER_03 (25:01):
Okay, that was an interesting experience.

SPEAKER_02 (25:04):
Didn't it taste like an Uncrustable?

SPEAKER_03 (25:07):
I mean, maybe

SPEAKER_02 (25:08):
a little.
Take a sip of that.
No.
Take a bite of bread.
It's perfect.
It's

SPEAKER_03 (25:12):
perfect.
No thanks, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (25:14):
It's so good.

SPEAKER_03 (25:14):
Anyways, the amalgamation was true as fuck
here with the Twilightreferences.
We now had all three parts tothis.
Twilight wrestling involvingTwilight and One Tree Hill
involving Twilight.

SPEAKER_02 (25:27):
Truth.
Sam and Julian are sitting atthe little diner and julian
sorry i forgot the name for asecond

SPEAKER_00 (25:40):
his name is julia

SPEAKER_02 (25:41):
julian kind of mentions about la and sam's like
what and he's like brooke didn'ttell you and she's

SPEAKER_03 (25:48):
i want her to move to la with me like immediately
and she's like when yeah he'slike tonight

SPEAKER_02 (25:59):
okay so i thought about it in a way that like how
i would feel if i was findingthis out like around dinner time
that i might be moving to latonight with my foster mom that
like she's known about it allday basically but

SPEAKER_03 (26:18):
hasn't told you

SPEAKER_02 (26:18):
but hasn't told me yet kind of thing i'd be so
pissed

SPEAKER_03 (26:22):
that would be shitty

SPEAKER_02 (26:23):
that would not could

SPEAKER_03 (26:24):
you ever do that right like

SPEAKER_02 (26:26):
fuck Right?
Like, that's a big decision.
Oh, my God.
And to not loop Sam into thedecision that involves her.
Yeah.
That's kind of...
Yup.
Lucas and Nathan are letting...
Jamie know that it's okay tomiss Dan he did bad things but

(26:47):
it's okay to still miss himbecause you had such a good
relationship with him beforefinding out what he did and
Jamie's kind of like thinkingabout that a lot and he's like
yeah like he's my grandpa Dan hewas like my best friend and now
I've lost that um But it's kindof cool to hear that they're

(27:10):
okay with the idea of himmissing Dan.
Yeah.
And Nathan kind of misses him,too, when he thinks about him as
a father.

SPEAKER_03 (27:17):
Yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_02 (27:18):
So, makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 (27:20):
Jamie's so wise though, you know, like at his
age and the shit he's beenthrough.
I guess he is the new whitey ofthe show.
He's the wise

SPEAKER_02 (27:28):
one.
He's the whitey of

SPEAKER_03 (27:29):
the show.
He's the whitey now.
He's

SPEAKER_02 (27:30):
just a smart guy.
There you go.
There's your whitey.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (27:32):
that's the new whitey.

SPEAKER_02 (27:33):
Because you might never ever see that man again.
No,

SPEAKER_03 (27:37):
don't say that.
Don't ever say that.

SPEAKER_02 (27:40):
I know things you don't know.
Don't

SPEAKER_03 (27:42):
say that.

SPEAKER_02 (27:43):
Maybe you'll see Whitey at his funeral.

SPEAKER_03 (27:45):
No.
Why would you do this to me?
What are you doing right now?
We're just going to keep goinghere, brother.
That's not cool.

SPEAKER_02 (27:59):
So Principal Rim Kiss is...

SPEAKER_00 (28:02):
Every time.
Rim Kiss.
Rim Kiss.
Rim Kiss.

SPEAKER_02 (28:05):
She's a...
She's kind of trying to askHaley.
She's like, the kids respectyou.
And she's realizing that she'sthe one that's in the wrong.
But she's also doesn't feel badfor making Haley apologize.

SPEAKER_03 (28:20):
She's sticking to her principles.
against the principal.
Oh, my God.
Right?
The principal's a principal.

SPEAKER_02 (28:28):
But she's kind of trying to ask Haley to come
back, and Haley's like, I'm sofucking late.
Because she

SPEAKER_03 (28:32):
needs her, because she knows how good of a teacher
she is now, but now she's so fargone, it's like, I ain't fucking
helping you.
Fuck

SPEAKER_02 (28:39):
you.
Yeah, like, you gotta follow myrules exactly, and Haley's like,
no.
Like, I'm gonna do what's right,and what I did was right.
Yeah.
Like, fuck.
Fuck you.
I'm not going to play by yourgame.
So Mouth finds out finally whereskills was taking him.

(28:59):
But at the end of all this, hetook him to New York to see
Millie.
And he actually saw her.
He was sitting on her doorstep.

SPEAKER_03 (29:09):
He was

SPEAKER_02 (29:09):
waiting for her.

UNKNOWN (29:10):
Wow.

SPEAKER_02 (29:11):
Because he missed her.
And all he can think about isher.

SPEAKER_03 (29:15):
Find

SPEAKER_02 (29:16):
her in New York.
She misses him, too.

SPEAKER_03 (29:17):
It's a fucking drive, man.
That is quite a drive.
All right.

SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
Didn't you say eight and a half hours?
I think it

SPEAKER_03 (29:22):
might have been something like that.
Or longer, I think.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (29:25):
Something crazy.
Jalien.
Jalien?
Jalien?

SPEAKER_00 (29:30):
Jalien?
Jalien?
Is he going to jail?

SPEAKER_02 (29:35):
Oh, my God.
Jalien is waiting at theairport, but no Brooke and no
Sam to be seen.

SPEAKER_03 (29:42):
Eight and a half hour drive it is from fucking in
North Carolina to New York.
Eight and a half.

SPEAKER_02 (29:49):
Yes, because I saw you had written that down.
So that's why I said it.
But yeah, Brooke and Sam notjoining Julian on his trip to
New York.

SPEAKER_03 (29:58):
It seems like they might have.

SPEAKER_02 (30:00):
It did seem like they might because they were
talking about it.
But yeah.
No dice.
And then Peyton, she's got thisbox that's full of pictures, old
drawings that she did, newdrawings that she's kind of been
improving on.
And why has she suddenly gotthis box of all of her art

(30:22):
again?
Why is this suddenly becomingsuch a thing?
And she's adding pictures tothis box.
Yeah.
What is the significance of thebox?

SPEAKER_03 (30:31):
The box?

SPEAKER_02 (30:32):
The box.

SPEAKER_03 (30:32):
Okay, so what's in the box again?

UNKNOWN (30:34):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (30:35):
um pictures of her art it looks like a lot of
pictures that she drew about umher and lucas her and lucas her
and her like upbringing orwhatever

SPEAKER_03 (30:46):
what's the significance of this

SPEAKER_02 (30:48):
box and then these pictures yeah what's what do you
think is the significance of thebox

SPEAKER_03 (30:53):
i don't know i think well she's having this kid so i
don't know she wants like thesekeepsakes for her kiddo Maybe.
I haven't really given muchthought to the box, honestly.
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Pictures, apparently.
And I guess we're going to findout the significance of this
box.
And you know it and I don't,brother.

SPEAKER_01 (31:14):
And

SPEAKER_03 (31:16):
didn't Julian actually, wasn't Brooke actually
at the airport?
And then Sam wasn't there?
And so he's like, where's Sam?
And she's like, Sam's notcoming.
He's like, oh, you're notcoming.

SPEAKER_01 (31:28):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (31:29):
Right?
Yeah, so she was there, but thenSam wasn't there.
So she was just there to tellhim that.

SPEAKER_02 (31:35):
She showed up like right when he was about to
board, basically.
I

SPEAKER_03 (31:39):
got off the plane.
It's their literal friendsmoment.
Ross and Rachel, some shit.
But it doesn't work out because,yeah, she didn't bring Sam in.
You know, she can't leavewithout Sam.
So she's going back home andshe's not going with Julian.
So whatever the fuck happens toJulian now.

SPEAKER_00 (31:56):
Yeah.
Who knows?
Is he

SPEAKER_03 (31:57):
off the show?
Is he this?
Who knows?
Fuck, I don't.
You do.
I do.
And it's a dollar sign 3.20.
It's all right.
The amalgamation was real nicein this episode.
It's like a 10 out of 10 on theamalgamation scale.
But overall, 3.2.
Not bad.

(32:18):
Yeah.
But we could do better.
I know we could do better.
And we're going to do betterbefore the end of the season,
I'm sure.
And I'm very excited for it.
We better.
We don't want to be pissed if wedon't.
But you know what washellacious, vile, unbelievable,
shocking, insane, some otherdescriptive words we can use for

(32:44):
this pay-per-view.
Unpredictable.
Could you say that?
Unreal.
All the adjectives you want tothrow at it.
It is Survivor Series.
Not Survivor Series 96.
Not Survivor Series 97.
Not Survivor Series 2024.

(33:05):
It is Survivor Series 1998.
It is November 15th.
St.
Louis.
Keele Center for the

SPEAKER_02 (33:14):
Daily Game! Oh my god, this song just did not fit
with the skull entrance thing.
That was not right.
Daily Game! It's the Daily itwas so stupid

SPEAKER_03 (33:29):
they did a song for deadly game

SPEAKER_02 (33:32):
bro yeah but it did not fit the set and everything i
know the set was

SPEAKER_03 (33:36):
like dark and had like stone cold skull and shit
and there was fire and all thisstuff it's like super intense
and shit and it's like this

SPEAKER_02 (33:44):
deadly game it's kind of you know it reminds me
of

SPEAKER_00 (33:49):
a little bit what

SPEAKER_02 (33:50):
you know how like the youths have that song fuck
you yeah And, like, even my dad,like, he saw my shirt and he's
like, wow, that's an angryshirt.
And it's like, yeah, but whenyou listen to the song, it's so
upbeat.
Yeah.
But it's got, like, this, like,it just seems very, like...
fuck you it's gonna be a veryangry song it's kind of like

(34:10):
this like you look at the setand you're like this is gonna be
so angry this is like deadlygame like this is gonna be
fucking

SPEAKER_03 (34:19):
brutal name for a used song deadly game

SPEAKER_02 (34:23):
right dude um but then the song like the sound of
it just did not hit what i wasexpecting yeah it's

SPEAKER_03 (34:33):
interesting do you think it would have been like a
metal track or something yeahit's a deadly guy like Slipknot
played on her some shit you knowyeah no it's a deadly

SPEAKER_02 (34:44):
game it's a deadly game so stupid

SPEAKER_03 (34:48):
deadly game

SPEAKER_02 (34:49):
so stupid like what is with like there's quite a few
times where they've done that

SPEAKER_00 (34:54):
where like the

SPEAKER_02 (34:55):
music is just not what you're expecting for like
how the vibe is and then it'slike what are they doing what
are they thinking like Someone

SPEAKER_03 (35:07):
needs

SPEAKER_02 (35:08):
to get hit.
Like they were hit in the head.
They need to get hit in the headagain.
Wow.
And maybe fix that.

SPEAKER_03 (35:16):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (35:17):
Cause it's not, it's not it.

SPEAKER_03 (35:20):
Yeah, bro.
Here's a really fun thing weshould do is we should find WWF
the music, like volume threeand, uh, listen to it.

SPEAKER_02 (35:31):
And roast the shit out of it.

SPEAKER_03 (35:33):
Well, some good shits on there though.
like Stone Cold songs on there.
The Rocks is on there.
Undertaker, Kane, I think.
So there's some good ones.
But yeah, then you can hear theother ones.
Volume 3.
Sure.
WWF The Music Volume 3.
We'll listen to that for thenext episode.

SPEAKER_02 (35:56):
Why are you putting me through this?

SPEAKER_03 (35:58):
Yeah, it's going to be great.

SPEAKER_02 (36:00):
Yeah, it's going to be great.
It's

SPEAKER_03 (36:01):
going to be great, bro.
You're going to love it.

SPEAKER_02 (36:03):
Am I?
Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03 (36:07):
No, we're going to roast the shit out of it.
It's going to be super fun.
We're going to do that.
So yeah, anyways, SurvivorSeries 1998 Daily Game
Tournament.
So we're going to have a literallike 14-man one-night
tournament.

SPEAKER_02 (36:20):
That's a lot of matches.

SPEAKER_03 (36:21):
It's a lot of matches.
You know why I was fuckingskipping so many of the early
matches?
Because I know what's important.
So you just, that was just likegold dust and fucking

SPEAKER_02 (36:29):
shamrock.
That was the fastestpay-per-view we've ever watched.

SPEAKER_03 (36:32):
Because I know this pay-per-view I've seen this
pay-per-view quite a few times Iknow a lot of the ins and outs
of this pay-per-view and I'mjust like these are all matches
we do not need to see we need toknow who's in it and we need to
know who wins and that's all weneed right I

SPEAKER_02 (36:47):
appreciate it, because I was a tired bitch by
the end of that, and we skippedso much of it.

SPEAKER_03 (36:53):
Yeah, believe me, I know it, but it's okay, because
I kept in the good stuff.
The shit that we needed, wewatched, and it was fucking
amazing, I have to say.

SPEAKER_02 (37:03):
Can't we do that every episode?

SPEAKER_03 (37:05):
I mean, that's the thing.
The Raws are different becausethere's a lot of segments to
Raw.
So if you skip a little bit, youmight miss a lot, you know?
So, you know, if it's a shittymatch, oh, for sure.
I'm just like, oh, if it's Meroand Al Snow, I'm like,

SPEAKER_02 (37:18):
fucking skip, bro.
Absolutely do not need to seethat.
Skip,

SPEAKER_03 (37:21):
bro.

SPEAKER_02 (37:22):
It is not important.

SPEAKER_03 (37:24):
yeah not at all so anyway so we get the important
shit so Vince McMahon is outhere he's on his wheelchair
apparently Vince's leg or ankleor whatever is not feeling too
bad these days he's on the mendmaybe

SPEAKER_02 (37:36):
that's what I've been hearing that's what I've
been hearing I hate him so muchlike he's been milking this
ankle for so fucking long he's

SPEAKER_03 (37:46):
been milking it as long as D'Lo Brown has

SPEAKER_02 (37:49):
it's close enough there's you

SPEAKER_03 (37:52):
better recognize

SPEAKER_02 (37:54):
yeah It's been a long time.
And it's like, then there'speople that, you know, get real
injuries and they're fine.
They're fucking fine.

SPEAKER_03 (38:04):
Yeah.
Or they're not fine, but theyshow like they're fine.
Yeah.
Totally.
So Vince is out here and he's,so Mankind is in this tournament
and he has won the HardcoreChampionship, has already
defended it against Ken Shamrocksuccessfully as well too.
And thanks to Big Boss Man withCorporation.
So Corporation seemed to, youknow, help out, you know,

(38:28):
mankind a little bit here andthere they're just like oh okay
give him a win give him a titleyou know give him a spot in this
tournament and now his firstround opponent is you know had
an unmeasurable win-loss recorduh he is the elementary school
football coach of the pasadenatigers all right and jim ross

(38:52):
there's a high school

SPEAKER_00 (38:53):
football team it's elementary elementary school

SPEAKER_03 (38:58):
it's dwayne pathetic it's pathetic dwayne gill now
unbeknownst to you we'veactually seen dwayne gill why he
just used to be a jobber injobber matches like He would
just come out and he would losequickly to like a guy they're
trying to establish.

(39:18):
Yeah, I know what a jobber is.
Exactly.
Of course you do now.
You know, you know all theterminology now, brother.
But yeah, so anyways, he's hereand he's got a first round
tournament match againstMankind, who's wearing a tuxedo
again, a bow tie and dressshoes.

UNKNOWN (39:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (39:39):
And he's looking pretty spiffy in a sport

SPEAKER_02 (39:41):
coat.
Interesting attire forwrestling.

SPEAKER_03 (39:44):
Yeah, but it's Mick Foley.
He kind of wears whatever thefuck he wants to, right?
Sweatpants with a hole in theass.
Sweatpants with the holes in itand fucking all the clothes with
the holes in it and he doesn'tcare.
And he kind of dresses like thatin his real life as well, too.

SPEAKER_02 (40:00):
Just like a slob.

SPEAKER_03 (40:01):
Kind of, a little bit.
Not, I don't know.
I would say slaw, but like, youknow, just, he doesn't give a
fuck.
He really doesn't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 (40:10):
He would get uniform coated so fast at my work.
Okay.
Just saying.

SPEAKER_03 (40:17):
Yeah.
Anyways, Mankind wins ratherhandily.
I think he punches him and thenhe gives him a double-armed DDT
and he wins.
And that's it.
It goes pretty quick.
And Mankind gets a double R inDDT and the win.
So he moves on in thetournament.
Now we get a bunch of tournamentmatches.

(40:38):
Okay.
First tournament.
Our next tournament match.
Al Snow double J.
Wow.
This is amazing.
Boring.
Anyways.
Head helps.
Al Snow wins.
He moves on.
Okay.
Here's one to talk about.
Stone Cove! First roundtournament match here for the
stout coach Steve Austin.

(40:58):
And it is Austin in Big BossMan's first big match since his
return to the main roster.
This is another first roundmatch.
And it doesn't last very longand they go to the outside.
There's just a lot of brawlingin this match.
And then they go to the outsideand Boss Man just pulls up the
nightstick and starts beatingthe shit out of Austin.

(41:19):
And he's like, he getsdisqualified.
He doesn't fucking care.
He's not going to win thistournament.
What is he care so he's gonnainflict as much damage as he can
on Austin so he's gonna have aharder time when he has to
wrestle like two or three moretimes tonight right and

SPEAKER_02 (41:31):
they were trying to tell him he shouldn't wrestle
for the rest of the nightbecause he's now been beat with
his nightstick

SPEAKER_03 (41:39):
yeah pretty badly too so Bossman did his job I
know for a fact that Vince sentthose orders and he was smiling
at something like that to seeAustin struggling yeah so he
gets the DQ win up next X-Pacand Steven Regal real man's man
ends in a double count out notmuch of a match either and then

(42:00):
it was really weird in thisfirst round match so whoever
wins this match would faceAustin in the second round in
the quarter finals but becauseit went to double count out
nobody wins so Austin gets a byeto the

SPEAKER_02 (42:13):
next round but then Vince was like no no extend the
time and he's

SPEAKER_03 (42:16):
like no five minute overtime get a referee get a
referee and X-Pac just leaveslike he yeah he completely does
not acknowledge any of this atall it just goes to the back and
leaves and that's it so i'mthinking that maybe they're
supposed to do the overtime butxbox was like fuck that i'm out
of here or he just didn'trealize what was going on he got

(42:36):
his bell rung who knows rightbut anyways um fucking excuse me
it was a double count out And wejust don't end up having the
five-minute overtime, eventhough Vince told them to do it.
He runs things.
Anyway, then McMahon and theStooges realize that Austin gets

(42:58):
a pie! He's

SPEAKER_02 (42:59):
so pissed.
Austin gets a pie!

SPEAKER_03 (43:03):
He is so pissed that Austin gets a bye.
Another useless first roundmatchup is Ken Shamrock and
Goldust.
Unfortunately, Shamrock wins byankle lock submission.
Next match, we're supposed toget The Rock in his first round
match against Triple H.
But guess what?
Triple H isn't here.
It's too much of a wimp to showup to St.

(43:25):
Louis.
I don't know why I'm trying totalk like, Brett, the hitman.

SPEAKER_02 (43:29):
I don't get that.
He just

SPEAKER_03 (43:30):
comes out of nowhere sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 (43:33):
You know what?
When the random ass guy...

SPEAKER_03 (43:36):
What random ass guy?

SPEAKER_02 (43:37):
From earlier.

SPEAKER_03 (43:38):
Dwayne Gill.

SPEAKER_02 (43:39):
Yeah, was showing up.
It sounded like it could havepossibly been Brett.

SPEAKER_03 (43:44):
You thought it could have been...
It was Survivor Series.
98.
Yeah.
It's a year later.

SPEAKER_02 (43:49):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (43:50):
Why

SPEAKER_02 (43:50):
not?
I was like...
And when they said WCW?

SPEAKER_03 (43:54):
Yeah, I know.
But even before they said WCW,you know what it could have been
that people thought it was goingto be?
Online, like all the forums andmessage boards back then, a lot
of people thought it was goingto be Shawn Michaels.

SPEAKER_02 (44:07):
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 (44:08):
Coming back into a tournament for the world title
and then what, all of a suddengoes on a run and then wins the
world title out of nowhere?
Who knows, right?
But obviously, Shawn Michaelswas nowhere near the turn yeah

SPEAKER_02 (44:22):
but i also knew that he wasn't like wrestling in wcw
so

SPEAKER_03 (44:28):
fair enough yeah uh yeah

SPEAKER_02 (44:29):
that's why i didn't think about him i thought about
bread

SPEAKER_03 (44:32):
fair enough but yeah But after he said, yeah, wrestle
in WCW.
But yeah, obviously, HBK neverwent there.
And yeah, it wasn't him,obviously.
So it wasn't Triple H becauseTriple H is a big wimp and he
doesn't want to face fucking.

SPEAKER_02 (44:47):
He had a fucking surgery, dude.
He

SPEAKER_03 (44:50):
had a fucked up knee or whatever.
So he's obviously not here.
Didn't have the guts to show up,of course.
Oh, my God.
And so who is his replacementopponent?
Is no one else but the big bossman.
what he was already eliminateddamn it

SPEAKER_02 (45:09):
fucking idiot

SPEAKER_03 (45:10):
and boss man oh first this is just making shit
up as he goes along now he'sliterally like i don't care that
boss man lost in this tournamenthe gets another spot in the
tournament like what is theabsolute fuck is going on here
but this was one of the bestmoments of the entire
pay-per-view boss man runs tothe ring bell rings one two

(45:32):
three four i count of fourseconds that was how long this
match lasted bell rings rockgrabs boss man small package one
two three he literally wins infour fucking seconds

SPEAKER_02 (45:49):
damn

SPEAKER_03 (45:51):
four seconds

SPEAKER_02 (45:52):
damn yeah you know what's funny about like you know
timing of things

SPEAKER_03 (45:59):
yeah

SPEAKER_02 (46:00):
okay so you know how i went to the canadian brew
house last night yeah soapparently with this challenge
you get this gigantic asspoutine

SPEAKER_03 (46:10):
yeah smoky bacon poutine

SPEAKER_02 (46:12):
no it was like buffalo chicken poutine oh shit
And a six patty burger.
And you have an hour to finishit and then your meal is free.
So we're talking about it andwe're like, there's no fucking
way.
There was another guy that waslike doing the challenge when we
got there.
Oh,

SPEAKER_03 (46:28):
is he doing?

SPEAKER_02 (46:30):
He didn't even finish it.
He had 15 minutes left and youcouldn't finish the poutine.

SPEAKER_03 (46:35):
Oh, if I was going for 45 minutes, I'd be tapping
out like that too, bro.
Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 (46:39):
Apparently, there's a video online of someone doing
the challenge.

SPEAKER_03 (46:44):
No way.

SPEAKER_02 (46:45):
In three minutes and four

SPEAKER_03 (46:48):
seconds.
What?
There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 (46:50):
Apparently there's a video.

SPEAKER_03 (46:53):
Show me this video.
Find

SPEAKER_02 (46:55):
it.
I haven't watched it.
Three

SPEAKER_03 (46:56):
seconds?
Come on.

SPEAKER_02 (46:58):
But one of the reps showed one of the other reps the
video.
How big of a mouth

SPEAKER_03 (47:03):
does this person have?

SPEAKER_02 (47:05):
I have no idea.
But I want to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 (47:07):
I've got to find it.
Find it for me and I'll watchit.

SPEAKER_02 (47:10):
Yeah, we'll find it in a little bit.
That's fucked up, though.

SPEAKER_03 (47:12):
That's pretty fucked.
Yeah, that's gluttony at itsfinest.
Yeah.
Holy shit.

UNKNOWN (47:19):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (47:20):
Nuts.
So anyways, back in St.
Louis.
Trips doesn't show up.
Rock beats Bossman in fourseconds with the small package.
Now we have a second roundmatch.
This is the quarter finals.
So now we've gotten through allthe useless Al Snow, Double J,
Shamrock, Gold Dust, X-Pog,Regal shit out of the way.

(47:42):
We're getting to the much betterstuff.
And we have a quarter finalmatch with Undertaker and Kane,
the brothers, going at it.
again.
How many one-on-one matches haveThe Undertaker and Kane had in
1998, bro?

SPEAKER_02 (47:57):
There's been quite a few.

SPEAKER_03 (47:57):
Holy shit.
WrestleMania, Unforgiven,fucking...
unforgiven where were they theyhad the tag match against each
other they had fucking matchesuh around over the edge they had
one at fucking uh breakdown in atriple threat match and they

(48:20):
also had a one-on-one atjudgment day with austin and now
they're having a second roundmatch against each other again
because all these two guys do iswork with each other pretty much

SPEAKER_02 (48:31):
i mean they're pretty evenly matched it's very

SPEAKER_03 (48:33):
true though it's a great rivalry especially in like
its first like full year ofrivalry now we've had like a
year in and they finally starthaving matches and now all they
do is have matches but it's okaybecause they're usually pretty
good matches except for PaulBear distracting Kane his own
son yeah what a ween PB the PaulBear here the distraction and

(48:57):
the tombstone win for theUndertaker and he moves on beats
his brother and actually out ofall these one on one matches
this year how many has Kane wonI can think of one.
That's

SPEAKER_02 (49:08):
true.

SPEAKER_03 (49:08):
One time.

SPEAKER_02 (49:10):
It's really not.
He beat

SPEAKER_03 (49:11):
Undertaker in a number one contenders match when
he got the shot against Austinat King of the Ring.

SPEAKER_02 (49:15):
It's the

SPEAKER_03 (49:15):
only time he beat him one-on-one.

SPEAKER_01 (49:18):
True.

SPEAKER_03 (49:18):
Yep.
Undertaker has won pretty muchevery other match.
And this continues on as hebeats him again.
We get a quarterfinal match withMankind and Al Snow, the best
friends going at it here, thereal-life best friends at the
time, Mankind and Al Snow.
And Mankind has not had Sokkosince Raw.

(49:40):
It's been six days since he'shad Sokko, and he's getting a
little worried, wondering whereSokko is.
And Sokko's wrapped around head.

SPEAKER_02 (49:49):
Yeah, and we found out that Vince did it.
Vince

SPEAKER_03 (49:52):
is the one who...
put his hands on the sock anddid it, or just got somebody to
do it?

SPEAKER_02 (49:57):
Who knows?

SPEAKER_03 (49:57):
Probably got one of the stooges to do it, I would
assume.
But anyways, he gets fuckingsock, he finds it, and he's so
happy to see him.
And then finally he gets thefucking win with Mr.
Socko.
Sticks it down the gullet of AlSnow and moves on in the
tournament.
Another quarterfinal matchup isKen Shamrock, your boy.

SPEAKER_02 (50:18):
Not my boy.
He's so gross and annoying.

SPEAKER_03 (50:22):
Up against The Rock.
People's champion.
The people's choice.
The most electrifying man insports entertainment today.
It is The Rock.
And it's weird to see Rockagainst Shamrock with Shamrock
the Intercontinental Championand Rock not having a title.

(50:43):
It's kind of weird.

UNKNOWN (50:44):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 (50:45):
Anyways, he gets out of the ankle lock.
We get a people's elbow.
And here's a really good one,too.
So this plays into the wholestory.
So Bossman comes in again.
How many fucking times?
This is all going to tie up inthe main event, too, or at least
in the Austin match withMankind, is that Bossman's out
here again.

(51:06):
And he is trying to distract thereferee, but he's got the
nightstick, and he's kind ofholding the referee to the side
so he can throw the nightstickinto the ring to Shamrock or
what it looked like he was goingto throw it to Shamrock, but
then it got intercepted by theRock in midair.
And Nail Shamrock throws out thenightstick right past the
referee.
Referee probably should have sawthat nightstick flying through

(51:28):
the air beside him.
But be that as it may, hedidn't.
He turned around and he countedthe one, two, three, and the
Rock, second round, wins, goesto the semifinals, and he will
face the Undertaker in thesemifinals.
Holy shit.
We still have Rock Undertaker mygod we still have austin fucking
mankind to go but we have afucking women's title match too

(51:51):
and we have sable versusjacqueline and guess who's the
referee it's shane mcmahon

SPEAKER_02 (51:59):
of course right

SPEAKER_03 (52:01):
it's shane mcmahon because he's been demoted to
referee by

SPEAKER_02 (52:04):
this but he's like yeah

SPEAKER_03 (52:06):
I'm the referee now.

SPEAKER_02 (52:07):
For this one.

SPEAKER_03 (52:08):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Of course he would want to.
Oh, yeah.
Jim Ross was like, I wish I wasa damn referee for

SPEAKER_02 (52:14):
this match.
Oh, my God.
That is something I wouldn'texpect him to say, but I'd
expect King to

SPEAKER_03 (52:18):
say.
Dude, Jim Ross, deep down, he'ssuch a horny bastard,

SPEAKER_02 (52:21):
too.
It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 (52:25):
He always says that.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah, certain ones especially.
Anyways, we get the women'stitle match.
Sable's looking great in thisone.
She fucking Sable bombs Meryl onthe floor.
So she fucking power bombs theshit out of him.
And then she gives the Sablebomb to Jacqueline and she
becomes the new women'schampion.
Finally, Sable has a title inWWF.

(52:49):
And holy shit, she is here andshe's got it.
She's finally done it.
She beat Jackie.
How long will she hold on tothis title?

SPEAKER_02 (52:58):
I don't know.
I'm just happy she has it andnot this

SPEAKER_03 (53:01):
bitch.
Not Jacqueline.
So now we have a very popularwomen's champion in the company.
But we have the semifinalmatchup.
This is a huge one.
Mankind Stone Cold semifinals.
Winner of this will face eitherThe Undertaker or The Rock in
the finals.
So, of course, Vince is hereonce again.

SPEAKER_02 (53:22):
This man needs to just die.

SPEAKER_03 (53:25):
Some great stuff that Mankind does in this match.
He almost eats a stunner, butthen he gets out of it and he
literally runs away from thering after just dodging the
fucking stunner.
So that was pretty good.
Now, of course, Austin hits astunner, goes to the pin, one,
two, and fucking Vince breaks upthe count, pulls out Mike Chioda
and fucking nails him.

(53:46):
Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 (53:47):
Gets up out of his fucking wheelchair.
Wheelchair.
I knew you were faking it, youfucking

SPEAKER_03 (53:53):
bitch.
Oh, shit.
The cat is out of the bag, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (53:58):
I knew it the whole fucking time.

SPEAKER_03 (53:59):
Vince is magically healed.
He went to go interfere in thematch, and he luckily did not
realize that he's not injuredanymore, and now he breaks up
the count, so he

SPEAKER_00 (54:11):
screws Austin and screwed

SPEAKER_03 (54:13):
him.
And so we have some issues outhere, though.
This is a big problem.
So Austin, he'll hit anotherstunner, right?
There's no referee now.
We had a ref bump, so there's noreferee.
And because Kiyota got taken outby Vince.
And he hits a stunner.
He goes for the three.
Shane's in.

(54:33):
Shane, who has been workingtogether with Stone Cold the
last few weeks.
And it gave him the contract anddid all this stuff.
Comes in.
One, two, three.
he just stops right in themiddle of the three count right
as he's going down for the threehe stops and austin looks at him
he's like what the hell is andhe's moving away and then he

(54:56):
gives him the double birds brohe flips off austin now here's a
gigantic problem with this nowat this point what is supposed
to happen is boss man comes downagain nails austin with the
chair and and then Mankind getsthe three on Austin.

(55:18):
But Austin kind of goes forShane, and then they stall a
little bit, and Austin keepslooking back.
He's looking for Bossman.
He's wondering where Bossman is.
Bossman's not here.
Here's the big problem.
Bossman can't be foundbackstage.
They're calling for Big Boss Manto be out there.
They don't know where he is.
They can't find

SPEAKER_02 (55:38):
him.
He's taking a shit.

SPEAKER_03 (55:39):
Could be taking a shit.
Could be doing a line.
Could be who knows, right?
Who knows what he's doing?
Anyways, they legitimately can'tfind him.
So the Stooges come out andshout, Briscoe, feather tink
chair shot, as I call it.
Feather tink.
because he barely hits Austin inthe back and it is enough for

(56:00):
fucking Mick Foley to get theone two three should have been
Bossman it's hilarious Bossmanhas showed up on time way too
many times tonight and the onetime he has to on time he
actually

SPEAKER_02 (56:13):
he probably had like

SPEAKER_03 (56:15):
and it was chaos backstage when it happened

SPEAKER_02 (56:17):
exploding diarrhea who knows

SPEAKER_03 (56:19):
possible but they couldn't find him and after the
match was over that's when heshowed up and you saw him in the
back like Vincent them and it'slike to a little too late their
boss man he missed his fuckingcue and the Briscoe chair shot
gets the win so obviously Vincetakes off they get in the limo
and they're fucking you knowbiffing it they're fucking

(56:40):
laminate and Austin goes afterthem he fucking carjacks a
civilian literally just takesthis fucking like truck or I
know it's like an SUV whateverfrom this guy right and off he
goes in hot pursuit of theMcMahons and the fucking now

(57:01):
crooked turned ref ShaneMcMahon.
He was actually with his dad thewhole time.
was not against him, signedAustin back to a contract just
because he knew where themoneymaker was.
So it was a smart move on theirpart.
Although, obviously, they stillhate him and don't want to be
world champion.
But he's not going to bechampion because he's lost in
this tournament.
Austin is not.

(57:21):
We know before the finals thatAustin's not winning the title
tonight.
Unbelievable, because they haveguaranteed, not just guaranteed,
guaranteed.
guaranteed it that there will bea new wwf champion tonight and
mankind moves on then we get theother semi-final matchup which
is the undertaker and the rockbig semi-final matchup but king

(57:44):
comes out the referees are alittle bit loose with the rules
uh in this tournament i found

SPEAKER_01 (57:51):
yeah

SPEAKER_03 (57:53):
uh they're a little loose so there's a bunch of
disqualifiable things going onand they're not disqualifying
anybody for it but now this timeit's so egregious he can't not
can't not not not fuckingdisqualify uh undertaker here
but kane comes out and hefucking Chokeslams the rock

(58:16):
after Undertaker alreadychokeslammed the rock.
How many people's elbows are wegoing to see tonight?
We saw people's elbow onShamrock.
We saw people's elbow onUndertaker.
and uh yeah so we're gonna moveon and obviously the rock he
just finished this gruelingsemping final match uh and he
wins by his qualificationbecause kane chokeslammed him

(58:38):
and fucked over undertaker andthey're definitely not back
together because they'rebrawling as always and brawl to
the back brother but now thatmeans the rock is going to be in
the finals but obviously hecan't work the next match right
away in the finals whenmankind's been resting for the
last match right

SPEAKER_01 (58:54):
yeah

SPEAKER_03 (58:54):
so they have to stick like what we call a pin
piss break match and so this iswhere you put the guys that no
one really cares about I meansome of them yes sometimes but
you kind of put them in a matchwhere shit doesn't really mean a
lot and we have it in there tofill time and use our talent and
they know how to get things overand that would be not so much

(59:17):
with one team but definitelywith other two other teams we
have the new age outlaws

SPEAKER_00 (59:25):
Oh, you didn't know?
Jesse!

SPEAKER_02 (59:30):
James!

SPEAKER_00 (59:32):
Better call somebody!

SPEAKER_03 (59:42):
Yeah, the guys that stole our intro, of course, the
ladies and gentlemen, boys andgirls, they totally lifted that
from me, right?
I originally did that first,right?
Yeah.
Of course, yeah.
How?
New Age Outlaws, they're upagainst Headbangers, and it's a
triple threat tag title match,so obviously the Outlaw rules in

(01:00:02):
place so no one can pin theirown partner and win the match.
So I love how they institutedthat rule after that happened.
But anyways, the Outlaws,Headbangers, and Marcus Henry
and D'Lo is really just athrowaway match.
It is really not much going onhere.
I mean, they isolate Road Doggfor pretty much most of the

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:20):
match.
The only thing going on isfucking the guy with the cutouts
in his shorts.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:27):
Mr.
Ass, Badass Billy Gunn.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:30):
Yeah, he had cutouts in his shorts so you could see
his ass cheeks.
And then he was wearing aG-string under that and he
mooned the crowd.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:37):
Did you know that he had cutouts?
You know what he used to cutthose out?
Wasn't it?
Scissors.
Oh, my God.
Scissor big.
You get it now?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, cutouts that he uses hisscissors to fucking cut through.
Anyways, he wins by piledrivers.

(01:00:59):
Kind of nothing.
He gets a hot tag and ends upwinning and moons the crowd.
Great.
Awesome.
He hasn't got a good ass,though.
Pretty good ass.
I don't know.
Depends on what your taste inasses is.
Yours

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:13):
is really scrawny.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:15):
Huh?
Mine?

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:17):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:19):
Oh, I know.
I wish it was better, but it'snot.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:23):
Just gotta do more squats.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:24):
Yeah, it's all about the squats, bro.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
And then we get world titlematch.
Finally, we're going to have aworld champion after like a
couple of months of not evenhaving one.
It's weird that vacant has beenthe champ for the last couple of
months now.
defending the title every singlenight, multiple times a night,

(01:01:45):
vacant, just putting in thehours, putting in the reps,
vacant with its 712th worldtitle reign or just championship
reign, period.
And it's The Rock and Mankind.
Did you think that this would bethe final?

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:01):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:02):
Rock and Mankind.
No, I don't think you did.
You thought that Austin woulddefinitely be involved.
Rock would definitely beinvolved.
But what about Austin?
And what about Taker and Kane?

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:15):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:16):
Very plausible to win this tournament because
they're all former worldchampions when Mankind of the
Rock aren't.
So we know whoever wins thismatch is going to be their first
world title win either way thatit goes so that's pretty an
entertaining way to decide avacant title is two guys who
have never won it before and ofcourse Vince and Shane are here

(01:02:38):
because Vince McMahon's gotta beout here every Survivor Series
whether he's fucking announcingor he's ringside he's always
ringside and he's there and he'slooking to screw people over
that he doesn't like hellishintense match though we said all
throughout the show no one wenteven remote Totally close to the
Spanish announce table.

(01:02:58):
And now we have gotten to thepoint where I said in this
match, I was like, oh, wehaven't had a Spanish table spot
yet.
What the hell is going on?
And I spoke a little bit toosoon.
We got a Spanish table spot.
Yeah.
In the main event, which was

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:15):
great.
They had to save it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:16):
Yeah, they had to save the table for the end.
Yeah, fair enough.
They really did.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:20):
It was a tournament, so they had to have the Spanish
announce table intact for mostof the tournament.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:25):
Yeah, exactly right.
So, makes sense.
It's amazing that it actuallymade it that far without
somebody actually accidentallygoing there and do something
about it.
But either way, we got fuckingMr.
Sockle.
The claw goes on the rock and hegets him down for a very long
two count.
But then, of course, the rockgets up.
He stares at Vince and Shane andgives the people's eyebrow,

(01:03:48):
raises the one eyebrow, muchlike I'm doing right now, raises
that people's eyebrow.
Seems like he really does this alot when he's making a turn,
when he's making a big change inhis life.
career and he puts mankind in afucking sharpshooter and Vince
tells the ring ringside guys thebell guy to ring the fucking

(01:04:10):
bell and end this match eventhough mankind never submitted
or said he gave up so

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:18):
here we are sounds familiar

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:21):
Yeah, I wonder.
It does sound familiar.
You think that maybe WWF slashE, you think they're going to do
this every once in a while?
Do a screw job?
Just screw somebody out of thetitle like that?
Keep making reference to it anddoing it and what have you?
You think

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:40):
they'd get some new material after a while?

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:44):
Yeah, they got to try to think of something every
single week and every singlematch to try to come up with
these ideas, right?
And you know what?
I think this one.
Worked out pretty well for TheRock, not so much for Austin.
But anyways, Rock wins thetitle, his first world title,
two years after we started thispodcast, just over two years,

(01:05:04):
when The Rock debuted in oursecond episode.
We also had a promo and a videopackage in our first episode,
promoing his upcoming debut atMadison.
Garden and him winning and beingthe sole survivor in his first
match.
Two years later, actually a yearlater, tapping to Ken Shamrock

(01:05:25):
in a Survivor Series eight-mantag to this year winning the
fucking world title in the mainevent.
and also hugging Vince McMahonand Shane McMahon in the process
and cutting a promo on the fansand saying that you're all a
bunch of pieces of trailer parktrash and The Rock's the champ
and he's the best.
And now he's not the people'schamp anymore.

(01:05:46):
He's the corporate champ becausethat's the thing.
fucking Vince always wanted agood looking dude that dresses
nice that's a great wrestlerthat's charismatic to be the
world champion and be the faceof the company and Austin fucked
all that up by who he was but hewas the most popular because of
it and now he wanted his youknow handpicked champion it's

(01:06:09):
not Kane who's a mutilated freakit's not the Undertaker who's
the devil and it's not fuckingStone Cold Steve Austin it's The
Rock it's not Mankind becauseeven though they were helping
mankind.
They

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:23):
were doing it

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:24):
to confuse people.
And then same with trying to dothings to The Rock.
You brought it up in the lastcouple podcasts that Vince's
anger for Rocky seems unjust soquickly.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:37):
Yeah, that was like two episodes or something.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:40):
A couple episodes ago and then all of a sudden he
hates The Rock.
It's like, why?
What did The Rock ever do tohim?
Nothing?

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:47):
It felt very...

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:49):
And although Vince did have to take a rock bottom
on the raw to really sell that,you know, they weren't together,
but I guess that's all fair andlove and more.
But anyways, it

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:00):
was very sudden

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:01):
rock.
fights his way into thetournament wins the tournament
but you see all the things thatthey did to you know hurt him
but actually helped him boss mancoming in losing in four seconds
they planned that he would losein four seconds so he didn't
have to have a long first matchthe throw of the nightstick to
shamrock was it a just a weakthrow because he knew the rock
would grab it and nail shamrockyou know and then all of a

(01:07:23):
sudden here we go once againright And it looks like they're
hurting The Rock, but they'reactually sneakily helping The
Rock the entire time.
And now they have theirhandpicked corporate champion
who looks the part, sounds thepart, and is an amazing
wrestler.
And it has a huge fan base.
But now they're going to hatehim again for a little bit
because he is Vince's boy now.

(01:07:45):
Vince and The Rock together.
How is this going to work out?
And how long will this last isthe question.
We're in November.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:56):
I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:58):
And that's the way it is, brother.
Get used to it.
Austin eventually does come out.
I guess he found his way backthrough I-10 or I-9 or wherever
they were in St.
Louis.
And he drove back and he sawthat Rock was there and they do
a little brawl and a brouhahaand then fucking everybody else
comes in and they all do thesame fucking thing.
And Austin gets some stunnersand it's all fun.

(01:08:19):
And here we are on our way tothe end of the year going into
the Royal Rumble in January.
We have a December pay-per-view.
Oh, wouldn't you know the nextpay-per-view hmm it's in
december uh december 98 wherewas it general motors place i
think it was uh better known nowas rogers arena really uh oh

(01:08:43):
what do you know uh it's rockbottom in vancouver Rock turns
heel, joins Vince, and nextmonth has a pay-per-view named
after him because Vince.
And that's the bottom linebecause Vince McMahon said so.

(01:09:04):
all makes sense now hey

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:07):
there you

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:08):
go right see i got the context on uh i would eat
your heart if i was a dog andnow you get uh context on rock
bottom in 98 why is it calledrock bottom why is it named
after the rock it's because he'sthe corporate champ now he is
the fucking company's championand he is the best according to

(01:09:29):
according to vince And we allknow whoever's the best
according to Vince is probablynot the best.
But you never know.
Rock's pretty damn good.
Are you here for another Rockyheel turn?
Like a year?
A year and a half after his lastone?

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:45):
That's a little soon, it

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:47):
feels like.
Yeah, he's turned heel twicenow.
And yeah, this little face runthat he had after SummerSlam
till now, it was kind of short.
When you think about it, it wasonly September, October, and
half of November, right?
But he was definitely shown alot and featured heavily in that
time.
Triple H, with his injury, he'snot even there.

(01:10:08):
And now Rock has just completelytaken over, right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:12):
So now he's champ.
He's even higher than Austin,right?
right?
But Austin's still, you know,the big baby face, right?
So you have the baby face heel.
Because Austin obviously needs acredible opponent for the world
title scene, right?
And, you know, he's been throughKanan Undertaker long enough.
He's been through Mankind, DoLove, you name it, enough times.

(01:10:33):
Is it time for somebody else?
The Rock?

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:35):
Makes sense, right?
To turn him heel?
Your fucking socks give away somuch.
Oh,

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:40):
man, I know.
Literally the fucking match atWrestleMania.
But what match, though?
That is the question.
Would it be a main event match?
Or would it actually be...

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:51):
its main event because of the fact that there's
fucking socks for it.
There's

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:56):
socks?
You know what, though?
Can I give this away?
I don't think we're going towatch this.
I don't know if we're going toget this far, but anyways...
I guarantee there's socks madefor another match that's not the
main event in other shows.
I know another rock match yearslater that's not the main event

(01:11:18):
of WrestleMania, and it shouldhave been, and they would
definitely make socks for thatmatch.
But yeah, it would make sensethat it's the most popular match
because they're literally onsocks.
But you know what?
I don't want to spoil anyWrestleMania matches.
You already know one of them, sothat's okay, but...
Shit gets fucking weird in 99,man.

(01:11:40):
And as if things haven't gottenweird already in 98, man, they
just really go places.
And we're here for it, bro.
What's your rating though, bro?

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:56):
4.6.
4.6.

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:59):
Zero.

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:59):
I mean, we skipped a lot of the bullshit, so that
made it a lot easier.
Helped the rating a

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:05):
lot.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:06):
And, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:08):
Totally.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:10):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:10):
We really enjoyed it with all the good stuff that
happened.
The last couple pay-per-viewsfor us have been pretty good,
especially

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:17):
this one.
Some of them are really shit.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:20):
Those are a few ago, though.
Specifically this one andJudgment Day were both quite
good.
Yeah.
Especially this one.
This one was awesome because youhad the whole storytelling all
throughout the night when itlooks like they're trying to
help mankind, but they weren't.
And they're helping The Rocksneakily the whole time.
And, you know, it's just amazinghow it all played out one night.
And now we're in this newstoryline where fucking The Rock

(01:12:43):
is with Vince McMahon in acorporation with the Stooges and
fucking Shane and all thesepeople.
The Big Boss Man.
So Big Boss Man and The Rock arepals now.
Like they have tag team matchestogether and shit.
Right?
You know, like, what the fuck?
So this is just

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:59):
going to...
Did you just give somethingaway?
I

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:02):
mean, they could be tag team.
I don't think anybody reallywould care if they're a fucking
tag team or not.
But I don't know.
I mean, you could look at likesome piece of paper on that wall
and find out for yourself.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:16):
I haven't looked.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:17):
Oh, you haven't looked?

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:19):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:19):
Wow.
That's a lot of spoilers overthere.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:22):
Well, now I know where to look.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:24):
Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:25):
maybe

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:26):
i should uh hide it so you don't can't see spoilers

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:32):
dude

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:34):
yeah bro anyways uh 4.60 very nice i love it happy
with your rating happy with theshow happy with both shows and
uh we're going on whole new passpretty quick here brother on the
thwf and i thought like afucking pay-per-view that had
that much shit go on uh weskipped past a lot of bullshit
that we really didn't need yeahwhy would we ever need to watch

(01:13:56):
shamrock and gold dust in afucking quarter fight our first
round matchup what the fuck arethey gonna do that's gonna
really make me want to watchthat match

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:05):
yeah what is

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:06):
fucking al snow gonna do to make me want to
watch unless he's getting hisass kicked by mankind then i'll
watch yeah right But, you know,who's going to watch that shit?
Who's going to watch fuckingX-Pac and Regal in a double
count out?
Oh,

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:19):
God.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:20):
So I'll pass, and I'll stay with the good shit
here at THWF Podcast attreehillwf.podcast on the
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Listen to us on all thestreaming services, including

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:33):
Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube Music, and
iHeart Radio.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:38):
Oh, boy.
So how'd you feel about yourfourth ever Survivor Series?
How'd you feel?
It

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:45):
was all right.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:46):
it's pretty good.
Some good shit going on.

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:48):
And

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:49):
it's just going to keep going until next year.
Royal Rumble, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:54):
I think Austin, Royal Rumble, won the last two,
right?
Now he's not champion.
Maybe he has to compete in theRoyal Rumble.
Get back there again.
I don't know.
I tell you, the twists and turnsare endless on both shows.
As I am Sean Harris.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:13):
And I am Erin Costner.
I thought

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:15):
we would talk a little longer on this episode
because of how long thispay-per-view was, but luckily we
skipped so much bullshit that wedidn't have to talk about.
Saved us some time.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:22):
Thank the Lord.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:24):
And here

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:25):
we are, brother.
Because a bitch is tired.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:28):
Same.
And of course, I am Sean Harris.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:32):
We already did this, and I am Erin Cosgrove.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:34):
Do we already do that?
Yes, we do.
We already forgot that we didthat, much like you forgot that
you said sisters.
Fuck off.
And I am, Sean.
Oh,

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:42):
my God, dude.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:44):
I just have to say it multiple times like wrestlers
do.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:48):
I'm damn sick and tired, sick and, sick and, sick
and tired of watching you,watching you, watching you.
I'm going to throw something atyou.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:54):
I'll just bid you adieu then.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:56):
And I say bye, bitch.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:17):
play your cards break the rules that's that's
who you are whoever said play itsafe never played the game so
many players but too many pawnstoo many judges say what's Let

(01:16:45):
them jump into the fire If theywant to play Make your mistakes,

(01:17:19):
but no second chances Every timethat you stand up, there's
another chance to fall