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SPEAKER_01 (00:00):
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

SPEAKER_03 (00:40):
Three Wrestling Federation Podcast Brothers and
Sisters.
Oh boy, episode 126.
That's I would for UgandanGiant.
The Ugandan Giant is Kamala.
You will never see Kamala.
Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_02 (00:58):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (00:59):
Not important.
As I am Sean

SPEAKER_02 (01:00):
Harris.
At least you explained it thistime.
And I am Erin Kosker.

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SPEAKER_03 (01:54):
Listen now.
You got a piece of hair on yourmic there, brother.
So?
It's going to distract me forthe rest of the episode if you
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So either way, you got rid of itand that's all that matters here
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Appreciate everything that allof y'all do for us as we are
here for the 126th time aroundthe sun to talk about the post
Survivor Series 1998 MondayNight Raw and that is the
November 16th edition emanatingfrom the Rupp Arena in

(02:37):
Lexington, Kentucky.

SPEAKER_02 (02:40):
That is where my aunt originally moved to when
she moved to the US.
The actual

SPEAKER_03 (02:45):
city?
Lexington?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.

SPEAKER_02 (02:47):
Yeah.
Wild how long it took for her tobe able to move down there.
Yeah.
They had been engaged for quitea while.
I think after they moved, likeshe moved, they got married
within like six months.
Oh, wow.
Or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 (03:05):
Weirdo people get married super quick.
It's supposed to take years andyears and years, right?

SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
No, they had been together for quite a while.
They just...
he had to move back to theStates for work.
Right.
And she couldn't, like she wasimmigrating from Canada to the U
S and it's a whole fuckingprocess.

SPEAKER_03 (03:24):
And it really is.
Um, yeah, going back for work,you know, so a lot of people
work for corporations, right.
And, uh, seems like the rock isnow working for a corporation.

SPEAKER_02 (03:35):
Apparently.

SPEAKER_03 (03:36):
Cause apparently you need to kiss the boss's ass to
get ahead.
And apparently that's what TheRock's doing.
I

SPEAKER_02 (03:43):
wonder if he can smell what Vince's ass is

SPEAKER_03 (03:47):
cooking.
I think Vince could also smellwhat The Rock's ass is cooking
as well, too.
I think everybody smells whateveryone's cooking here.
It's funny that they haven'tcalled themselves The
Corporation yet.
Because eventually that's what'sgoing to be their name.
And I think it's coming probablyin the next week or two or a few
weeks anyway.
But, you know.
The Rock is here.
He's the brand new WorldWrestling Federation champion.

(04:08):
He is the best damn WWF champthere ever was, even though he's
been champ for one

SPEAKER_02 (04:13):
day.
Literally a day.

SPEAKER_03 (04:16):
And everybody's asking the question, why, Rocky,
why?
Why did you turn your back onthe fans?
Why did you join up with VinceMcMahon?
Why did Shane pull the wool overeveryone's eyes in possibly
joining with Steve Austin, butnot in joining Region joining
with his dad.
Why, why, why?

SPEAKER_02 (04:36):
This guy is such a tryhard.

SPEAKER_03 (04:37):
The Rock is here, and we all smell what The Rock
is cooking.
And he says that...
rocky sucks die rocky die therock doesn't forgive and the
rock doesn't forget rememberwhen everyone was chanting rocky
sucks remember when everyone waschanting die rocky die well the
rock doesn't forget that shitand he's gonna and he's here to

(05:01):
stick it up the candy ass of allthe trailer park trash fans here
in lexington kentucky He's gonnaraise the corporate eyebrow.
He's gonna drop the mostelectrifying move in sports
entertainment, the corporateelbow.
And he is going to lay thecorporate smackdown on
everyone's candy ass.

SPEAKER_02 (05:21):
So, you know how I had my work conference, like,
all day thing?
Sure.
So, you know, the...
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Anyways, there was a slidebecause Mr.
White...
um is a big wrestling fan aswell specifically the rock so um

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there was a slide that had therock on it and i was like

SPEAKER_03 (05:46):
but what was the context

SPEAKER_02 (05:48):
it was just about like our numbers and stuff and
like whatever um i don'tspecifically remember i just i
wrote the people's eyebrow and iwas like oh wait jk the
corporate eyebrow for acorporate company that's right
and it was really fucking funnyeveryone was like oh it's the

SPEAKER_03 (06:13):
corporate eyebrow the corporate elbow and we're
gonna lay the corporate smackdown on your corporate candy ass
that's what we're gonna do andthe hints the hints the whole
time that we saw right in frontof our faces this heel turn from
the rock which he was only ababy face for literally two
months People were into him bigtime.

(06:34):
He was gigantic, getting biggerreactions than Steve Austin for
sure.
And here we are.
Now he's all of a sudden turningheel again.
But you see, why was VinceMcMahon so quick to anger over
The Rock all of a sudden?
There was no reasoning behindwhy he was so mad with The Rock.

SPEAKER_02 (06:49):
There was no purpose behind it.
And now we get it.

SPEAKER_03 (06:53):
And now we get it.
But you see the hints, right?
Like Shane comes in and hecounts the three for The Rock to
make it to the deadly gametournament.

SPEAKER_02 (07:02):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (07:02):
Big Boss Man takes a four second pinfall in the
tournament to let The Rock goahead around.
Also throws the nightstick tohim in the Ken Shamrock match to
help him there.
Kane helps The Rock by gettingUndertaker disqualified.
And then, of course, Vince andShane with the ultimate screwjob
on Mankind here.
Second year in a row, somebodygives up to a sharpshooter at

(07:25):
Survivor Series.

SPEAKER_02 (07:27):
Gives up in

SPEAKER_03 (07:28):
quotations.
Last year, Bret

SPEAKER_02 (07:30):
Hart.
Is this going to be a continuousthing?

SPEAKER_03 (07:32):
Survivor Series 1999.
Let me think.
Oh, my God.
Is there a screwjob involved?
I can't remember.
I can remember, but I can'tspoil it.
Either way, we are here.
We have a corporate chance.
champion and the hints were allover the place uh and of course
it looked like they were tryingto help mankind when in reality
they're actually helping therock the entire time and this

(07:54):
man he even took a rock bottomand a people's elbow just to
sell it that you know he wasagainst the rock so he even took
that as well but uh don't goSteve Austin is here! austin

(08:35):
gets a world title match againstwhoever is the world champion
even well here's

SPEAKER_02 (08:40):
the thing here's the

SPEAKER_03 (08:41):
thing here's the thing what if austin won the
tournament

SPEAKER_02 (08:44):
Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_03 (08:44):
Does he challenge himself the next night on Monday
Night Raw for the title?

SPEAKER_02 (08:49):
Yeah.
Right?
It's

SPEAKER_03 (08:50):
a little weird.

SPEAKER_02 (08:50):
Weird.

SPEAKER_03 (08:51):
Well,

SPEAKER_02 (08:52):
they kind of, like, they just fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 (08:54):
Oh, yeah.
But originally he wasn't in thetournament.
Now he's in the tournament.
He lost in the tournament, sonow he gets the world title
match with this legally bindingcontract.
And not only that, Vince McMahonthinking he can have veto power
over anything in the WWE.
Well, we find out that Austintook it to the Lexington,
Kentucky judge Judge.

(09:15):
Judge Mills Lane.
And Judge Mills Lane ruled infavor of Steve Austin and his
world title match tonightagainst The Rock.
That's hilarious that literallyAustin went to a judge to get
this ruling.

SPEAKER_02 (09:31):
That's fucking insane, dude.
And I guess the

SPEAKER_03 (09:34):
only person who could really overrule Vince
McMahon and his own company is ajudge when he has a legally
binding contract presented infront of him.

SPEAKER_02 (09:41):
I mean, it's legally binding.

SPEAKER_03 (09:43):
Hilarious.
That is hilarious.
But yeah, Judge Mills Lane.
It's funny because Judge MillsLane was actually involved in
boxing a lot back in the day, soit's kind of funny that he's
here and he's making a ruling infavor of Steve Austin.
And he's going to have a worldtitle match.
I remember the last time Austinwon the austin lost the title in

(10:04):
a one-on-one match it wasagainst kane and he got his
rematch the very next nightagainst kane and won back his
title in 24 hours true this timearound he gets screwed out of
the title shane flipping him offone two and then not counting
the three against mankind andthen austin's screwed out of the
title in the deadly gametournament so now here we are 24

(10:24):
hours later and he's getting aworld title match Did you think
that Austin had a chance ofwinning this title?
You think he was going to win itback literally the next night?

SPEAKER_02 (10:33):
No.
No.
He's already won it back thenext night before.
Yeah.
And there is so much stackedagainst him.
It's getting to the point thatit's fucking insane that he even
wins it all.

SPEAKER_03 (10:46):
Right.
I know, because there's so muchagainst him.
There's so much against him.
That's the thing, he was gettingthrough it for quite a long
time, but now that Vince hasstacked the decks

SPEAKER_02 (10:53):
so much.
And now that Vince isn't in afucking wheelchair anymore, he
doesn't have to put on thisfucking act anymore.
Yeah.
Like...
He's gonna make sure it doesn'tfucking happen.
Sure.

SPEAKER_03 (11:05):
So now that we're in mid-November, you know, we're
coming up December, and thenJanuary, Royal Rumble.
What does Vince have up hissleeve to try to screw over
Stone Cold Seabus before evengetting an entry into the Royal
Rumble, let alone winning it oreven competing in it, right?

SPEAKER_01 (11:24):
Oh, you didn't know?
Jesse James Better callsomebody!

SPEAKER_03 (11:39):
So, yeah, New Age Outlaws are here, but sad news
report.
Actually, the voice for Jamesout of Jesse and James, and not
Double J, Jesse James, brother,but Jesse and James, Team Rocket
from Pokemon Indigo League, theguy who did the voice acting for
James, Meowth, and Professor Oakpassed away the other day, so

(12:00):
that's super sad.
Legend, for sure, with all thevoices he did, so that's too
bad.
So we say a quick 10-bell saluteto...
I can't remember his name, buthe did the voice

SPEAKER_02 (12:11):
for him.
Wow, you didn't do yourresearch, bro.
I mean, I saw the

SPEAKER_03 (12:14):
name.
I didn't know who it was at allbefore, but he does the voice
for three of them.
Rip.
Rip, brother.
Undertaker's got a casket readyfor you.
Quite the tribute.
Don't even remember his name.
Anyway, Oddities.
Quite the tribute to theOddities here, because we were
watching this, and then Laylawalked in and saw that Insane

(12:35):
Clown Posse was here.
So, you know what?
icp ain't nothing to fuck withand they're here with the
oddities against dx and asix-man tag because triple h is
still not around yeah he's beengone for quite a while now i
know his knees went bad and hewasn't able to be at the

SPEAKER_02 (12:51):
death and they were like trying to fuck around with
him like when his knee wasalready bad yeah exactly right
so it probably just re-injuredthings even knows a legit injury

SPEAKER_03 (13:00):
who even knows when he's gonna come back right it's
been a while now and uh yeahhe's long been uh since lost the
intercontinental title but weget an easy dx one here because
insane clown pussy violent jayand shaggy too dope they fuck it
up and dx gets the easy one twothree but the headbangers are
back here and they're fuckingfucking shit up the headbangers

(13:23):
are still rearing their metalheads around trying to get into
the new age outlaws business butokay so mankind obviously he's
not too happy from thetranspirings the night before
because he literally got screwedout of the world tightly didn't
even give up Didn't tap out,didn't verbally give up, didn't
actually lose.
But Vince, of course, secondyear in a row, screwed somebody

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on the title in thesharpshooter.
Tells the timekeeper to ring thebell And the match is over And
now we have to take care ofmankind tonight We don't need
them roaming around When Austinhas a world title match against
The Rock tonight So Vince wantsPat Patterson To go find Mick in
the boiler room His home awayfrom

SPEAKER_02 (14:04):
home Oh my god He

SPEAKER_03 (14:06):
eventually comes back and cannot find him And so
he gets jailed Brisco To go findhim in the boiler room And he
goes to the boiler room andhears some really weird noises
Coming from the boiler room Sohe doesn't go in there And then
Sergeant Slaughter tries it anddoes not succeed so all three of
them go in riot gear to try totake care of mankind pre main

(14:30):
event and it all goes downhillbecause mankind takes every
single one of them out laughingIt's pretty hilarious, but you
gotta love the Stooges.
They're great for a laugh.
No, they're great for a laughbecause they're so like, they're
so hokey.
You know, they're super hokey,but they're pretty funny too
because they're just like dumband they're just Stooges to

(14:51):
McMahon.
They're quite funny.

SPEAKER_02 (14:53):
They're so dumb.

SPEAKER_03 (14:54):
For some reason, we got Ken Shamrock cutting a promo
on the ring.
I don't know why we would everdo that.
Awful.
I don't know why anyone wouldever think that would be a good
segment for a wrestling show,but they did it, unfortunately.
But we had Val Venus.
Hello, ladies.

SPEAKER_01 (15:13):
Up

SPEAKER_03 (15:13):
against sexual chocolate.
That would be Mark Henry.
And he is with, of course, myboy, D'Lo Brown.

SPEAKER_02 (15:23):
Fucking bobblehead.
The greatest

SPEAKER_03 (15:24):
European champion.
How does he not have a head allthe time?
Of all time.
he's here and uh he's helpingout mark henry but a long
awaited return in this match

SPEAKER_00 (15:39):
china china china people think i don't like china
i love china china china is thenew china by the way china china
china i deal with china chinachina big league china so don't
tell me about china i know chinachina and by the way i love
china i mean i love china Howcan you not love China?
I love China.
China, China.

SPEAKER_03 (15:59):
Yes, that's right.
China is

SPEAKER_00 (16:02):
back

SPEAKER_03 (16:04):
after a whole bunch of time off.
She is here and she alsodistracts Mark Henry.
He gets rolled up by Val andgets the one, two, three, but
that's not the big point here.
No one really cares about Val'swhen we're all thinking about
what the world's strongest poetsays after the match and he says
that he wants to take china outfor dinner no sex involved and

(16:28):
he said a nice little poem forchina how she is the light of
his life even though he sued herfor sexual harassment which is
fucking stupid you're the loveof my life babe but sorry i'm
suing you for sexual harassmentAnd you got served on Monday
Night Raw.
For standing there.
For standing there.

SPEAKER_02 (16:47):
And doing jack shit.
Well,

SPEAKER_03 (16:48):
to be fair, she went after him a few weeks in a row
there.
And although the attacks werenot really sexual in nature, I
guess some of that could havebeen construed as such.
But either way, he may just dropthe charges if she goes out on a
date with him.

SPEAKER_02 (17:04):
Wow.
Can

SPEAKER_03 (17:05):
you imagine going out on a date with the world's
strongest man, Mark Henry?
Can you imagine doing that?
Like yourself?

SPEAKER_02 (17:13):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (17:14):
Sexual chocolate?

SPEAKER_02 (17:15):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (17:16):
The world's strongest slam?
I

SPEAKER_02 (17:19):
have a question.

SPEAKER_03 (17:20):
About?

SPEAKER_02 (17:21):
Did you record?

SPEAKER_03 (17:25):
What?

SPEAKER_02 (17:26):
Did you record my burp?

SPEAKER_03 (17:28):
No.

SPEAKER_02 (17:29):
Okay, good.

SPEAKER_03 (17:30):
I mean, I have before, but

SPEAKER_02 (17:32):
not this time,

SPEAKER_03 (17:33):
brother.

SPEAKER_02 (17:34):
Thank fuck.

SPEAKER_03 (17:36):
And the viewers or listeners have no idea what
we're talking about.
Once again, I have no idea whatAaron's talking about, but
that's okay because we have atag team match here.
It's Goldust.
It's called editing, bro.
It's Goldust and Steve Blackman.
They're a tag team, apparently,and they're up against Jeff
Jarrett and the Blue Blazer.
Blue Blazer having a partnershipnow with the greatest of all

(17:57):
time, Double J.

SPEAKER_02 (17:58):
I keep thinking it's um the chicken mcnugget huh wait

SPEAKER_03 (18:06):
you mean owen hart the nugget you mean

SPEAKER_02 (18:09):
oh yeah chicken mcnugget is the other guy

SPEAKER_03 (18:11):
chicken mcnugget versus the nugget

SPEAKER_02 (18:13):
one the chicken variety

SPEAKER_03 (18:16):
or the golden chicken variety

SPEAKER_02 (18:18):
owen

SPEAKER_03 (18:18):
yeah

SPEAKER_02 (18:19):
they keep thinking that owen's the blue

SPEAKER_03 (18:21):
blazer

SPEAKER_02 (18:22):
yeah but the thing is we've already seen them in
the ring at the same time beforeyes How fucking stupid can they
be to not be like, oh yeah, likemust not be.
So that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03 (18:33):
Who is the blue blazer?
That was the question.
The thing, the reason being islike Jim Ross keeps saying that
it's Owen is because the blueblazer was around the late
eighties and it was Owen who,who was the blue blazer back
then, like in perpetuity.
So now that the blue blazer isback and Owen's like retired,
uh, that's why obviously theythink that it's, but the thing

(18:55):
is, don't you think that Owencould just get some to be the
blue blazer and him come out andmake people think that he's not
the blue blazer i have no ideadude I mean, how many short
Canadian white guys do theyhave?
Probably a fair amount to dothat part, right?
I mean, not that Owen's thatshort.
He's just shorter than thegiants that are in the WWE,
but...

SPEAKER_02 (19:16):
Yeah, I always think he's, like, child-sized.

SPEAKER_03 (19:18):
It's like you said about the big boss man.
He's, like, medium-sized bossman.
I was just like, big boss man's,like, 6'6", dude.
His

SPEAKER_02 (19:26):
arms are puny, though.
He's, like, 300

SPEAKER_03 (19:28):
fucking pounds.
He's 6'6".
Dude, it's on the fuckingcamera.
If you saw him in real life...
Well, also, that would be weirdbecause he's dead but again uh
but if you were to see him inreal life like you'd be like
holy shit this guy's fuckingmonstrous but unfortunately when
he's besides kane and theundertaker and

SPEAKER_02 (19:48):
what is with these gigantic ass people it's

SPEAKER_03 (19:51):
wrestling bro wwe is the land of you think there's
the land of the giants right nowat least they have some smaller
guys with a modicum of successif you look in the 80s there was
very little to no guys underlike six four who had any
success.
Like, Hogan, like, 6'6".
Andre the Giant, 7'4".

SPEAKER_02 (20:12):
Jesus, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 (20:13):
Dude, all these guys.
Big John Studd was almost 7feet.
Like, Giant Gonzalez was wellover 7 feet.
All these guys were just fuckinghuge back then, right?
So, although they are still bigin 98, they're not as big as
they were in the 80s, what isliterally the land of the
Giants.
Like, you couldn't get over ifyou didn't have a million-dollar
body and were, like, gigantic,right?

(20:35):
So, 400 pounds, 300 pounds.
at least so it's a little bitdifferent now austin's about 252
and you know the biggest guy inthe company are the rocks of
fair size too he's like six footfour as well too austin's six
two right so they're still inthe grand scheme of these pretty
fucking big guys um but big bossman has named the big boss man
for a reason because he is sixsix over 300 pounds so you know

(20:57):
he's

SPEAKER_02 (20:57):
big his arms just aren't as like defined as i
would expect

SPEAKER_03 (21:02):
Yeah, but he's like...

SPEAKER_02 (21:03):
For being called the big boss man, I'm wearing that
outfit.
With the arms, though, it's

SPEAKER_03 (21:07):
more about just his sheer mass, right?
But

SPEAKER_02 (21:10):
he doesn't even look like he's got that much mass on
him.

SPEAKER_03 (21:14):
Yeah, he's well over 300 pounds,

SPEAKER_02 (21:16):
bro.
He maybe

SPEAKER_03 (21:18):
looks smaller than Vader, sure, but he's like 100
pounds less than Vader.

SPEAKER_02 (21:23):
Back in the day, the screens weren't as wide anymore.
Yeah, it wasn't the same.
And now we're watching it onwidescreens, which makes them
look shorter.

SPEAKER_03 (21:31):
Shorter, smaller, whatever.
Or some of the small ones, itmakes them look a little bit
bigger just because of thecameras and, you

SPEAKER_02 (21:38):
know, the whole thing.
Yeah, it's

SPEAKER_03 (21:40):
weird.
There was no HD back in 1998,you know?
You get what you get in astandard def 480i or P world as
opposed to, you know, 72K orwhatever the fuck we have these
days.
So it's definitely different.
But either way...
Goldust and Blackman get the winhere with a pump kick on the

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Blazer who gets attackedpost-match and Owen Hart comes
out and joins in the attack.
So obviously Blue Blazer is notOwen Hart because he's out here
helping Jarrett and the BlueBlazer attack the opposite team.
I was able to see SteveBlackman, first Steve Blackman
interview in fucking years withChris Van Vliet I saw the other

(22:24):
day.
Very informative interview, andobviously Steve Blackman, one of
the standout underratedwrestlers of the Attitude Era.
And he even got signed in WWE in1989, but caught malaria and
dysentery while he was in SouthAfrica and was sick, bedridden,
or on medication for like sixyears straight.

(22:45):
Wow.
Just insane.
Like that close to death and wasable to come back from
everything and come to the WWEand have a fairly successful run
in the company.

SPEAKER_02 (22:56):
That's wild.

SPEAKER_03 (22:56):
Pretty fucking crazy.
And now he's a bounty hunter.
Now he's a fucking bailbondsman.
And you know what?
If I was skipping bail and Iwasn't paying my shit, I
wouldn't want Steve fuckingBlackman coming after me with
those fucking sticks.
I'll tell you that much.
Nope.
Dude is fucking legit.
And I would not want to fuckwith that guy.
The next segment is hilarious.

(23:18):
This is actually a quiteenjoyable Steven Riegel match
because A, it's not even a matchand B, it was hilarious.
Steven Riegel comes out and he'sgoing to face the Godfather who
brings his Lexington, Kentuckyfinest hoes with him.
Oh,

SPEAKER_02 (23:36):
they're trying to show off a lot.
Oh,

SPEAKER_03 (23:38):
big time they are.
And they come out here andGodfather has a proposition for
Steven Regal, the real man'sman.
He's like, so we could fight,and you know I'm going to kick
your ass, or you can take notone, not two, but all three of
these fine ass hoes.

SPEAKER_02 (23:59):
This fucking...
man's real man's man with thisfucking like ripped sleeves off
plaid shirt

SPEAKER_01 (24:08):
and everything

SPEAKER_02 (24:09):
I would expect bigger biceps from a guy that's
like ugh I crush like I chopwood all the time I do this I do
that dude you really just haveone of those wood chipper
thingies that chops it for youbecause your arms are not
defined enough to be a guy whoclaims to chop wood all the time
and be a real man's man

SPEAKER_03 (24:30):
yeah the thing is though why would they pick a guy
from Blackpool, England to belike a real man's man character?

SPEAKER_02 (24:37):
Well, I mean, they could be like, some of them
could be manly dudes, but thething is, he is not.

SPEAKER_03 (24:45):
No.
Pick a different character forhim.
This is a terrible character forhim.

SPEAKER_02 (24:49):
Because it does not fit.
You know who would have fit thatcharacter very well?
Who?
tassel boots because he's gotthe fucking built ass biceps.

SPEAKER_03 (25:02):
Sure.
He

SPEAKER_02 (25:03):
would fit that look better.

SPEAKER_03 (25:05):
But do you want bulldog coming around in like
plaid and fucking work boots anda hard hat

SPEAKER_02 (25:12):
and how much that would ruin his gimmick.
And that's the stupidest plastichard hat.
No I'm not saying that's what Iwant but like the body of that
like would fit that better.
Fair.
Like not necessarily therippling abs but like bigger
biceps.

SPEAKER_03 (25:25):
Sure.
I don't know.
I just obviously thischaracter's destined to fail.
Like he sucks.
It's so dumb.
Regal's an amazing wrestler.
He's great on of my guys allegedhe's a hall of famer because i
know his whole career he's afucking hall of famer but this
is how he got a start in wwe andit was not a kind start now

(25:46):
later on he definitely getsbetter uh with different
characters and stuff and he'sliterally down for anything like
anything that the office gavehim to do he did it and he wore
that's the thing they could havesaddled somebody else with this
character and they're like fucki'm not gonna fucking do this
bullshit But look at Regal.
He took it and it's just like,yeah, maybe it's not the
greatest thing, but it's a footin the door.
I'm in the WWF now.

(26:08):
I'm making good money.
And yeah, the character sucks,but I don't have to be this
forever.
And guess what?
There's a certain other guy whodid the same thing when he came
into the business in WWE.
I think his name was SteveAustin.
You know, it wasn't Steve Austinwhen he came in.
He was the ring master and camein with a million dollar man,
Ted DiBiase.

(26:28):
And yeah, he was saddled with apretty shitty gimmick and I got
his foot in the door.
And guess what?
Eventually he changed to StoneCold Steve Austin because his
wife at the time told him thathis tea was getting stone cold.

SPEAKER_02 (26:41):
You told me this story.

SPEAKER_03 (26:42):
That's right.
And then Off to the races afterhis Austin 316 promo But again
he started as the ringmaster Soyou know what foot in the door

SPEAKER_02 (26:49):
I can't believe him like Drinking tea I can't
picture that.

SPEAKER_03 (26:56):
Well, not, like, the character Steve Austin,

SPEAKER_02 (27:00):
but,

SPEAKER_03 (27:01):
like, as a person, like, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 (27:03):
Even as a person, I don't think, like, I've seen his
fucking Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 (27:07):
Hey, he drinks coffee, tea, beer, fucking.
I saw one video of Steve Austinwhere they got him to try, like,
all these fruity drinks, like,as many as they could.
Like, Bellinis and fuckingmargaritas and, like, all this.
It's hilarious.
It's quite funny.
We have to watch it.
uh just all these girly drinksthat he tried it's pretty good

(27:28):
and he likes most of

SPEAKER_02 (27:29):
them you know something about a girly drink i
fucking know everything

SPEAKER_03 (27:33):
about girly drinks because who wants a taste of
alcohol right fuck that shit uhexcept for stone cold steve
awesome anyways back of theranch here brother steven regal
has a choice between fightingthe godfather or taking not one
not two but all three of thehoes and regal gets on the mic
he's like well guess what i'mnot elton john i will take the

(27:55):
girls i'll take the broads andit's like oh shit like regal's
gonna have all three of them forfree for one night and uh you
know godfather throws a nicelittle slur at him uh like like
we did in the attitude era andthey start fighting anyways but
no match so not only do we nothave to sit through the match he
also gets to go home with allthree of the ladies Kane, he is

(28:20):
a rudderless ship right now.
He doesn't know what the fuckhe's doing.
He's just running around andattacking people randomly
forever and always.
Or always and forever.
Amalgamate, brother.
And that's what he's doing.
He's chokeslamming techs andtrucks.
He's chokeslamming everyone insight.
He is a ship without a paddle.

(28:41):
He has no idea what he's doingbecause he has no leadership.
He is a lone...
Naked and afraid.
And that's what Kane is.
That's weird.
Yes.
Then we get an Intercontinentaltitle match between Ken Shamrock
and the Big Boss Man, or in yourwords, Medium Size Boss

SPEAKER_02 (28:57):
Man, which he really isn't.
Yeah, he's not big in myopinion, but I mean.

SPEAKER_03 (29:03):
Like I said.

SPEAKER_02 (29:03):
I'm not standing next to him, so I can't tell on
the screen.
He doesn't look that big.
Okay?

SPEAKER_03 (29:11):
Sure.
Yeah.
But he is big.
So we get an obvious rep punt.
We get a DQ because they justkeep brawling back and forth.
Like this brawl does not end.
They just keep going at it.
And then Vince comes out and hetries to talk some sense into
everybody and stop them frombrawling.
And then Vince says, Shamrock,you got potential.
Why don't you join up with us?

(29:31):
And we can set you in the rightdirection.
And he shakes Vince McMahon'shand.
So we have a new member of thiscorporate team, the corporation,
and it's Ken Shamrock.
This is

SPEAKER_02 (29:44):
so

SPEAKER_03 (29:44):
stupid.
Wow, so now it's the Stooges,it's Shane.

SPEAKER_02 (29:47):
They're like, oh, I guess we gotta give him
something.
He is the king of the ring,after all.

SPEAKER_03 (29:51):
He's the Intercontinental Champion,

SPEAKER_02 (29:53):
right?
So,

SPEAKER_03 (29:56):
now they got the Stooges, they got

SPEAKER_02 (29:58):
Shane.
They just want the extra goldunder their...

SPEAKER_03 (30:00):
belt they got boss man and they have ken shamrock
now so they got they've gotquite the little faction rolling
along here the corporation anduh kane once again he's outside
he's choking people up right andcenter just random civilians and
the cops show up so he takes offhe doesn't want to get arrested
uh we get another tag team matchwe get the brood we get gang

(30:23):
grail and edge and they're gonnatake on lod 2000

SPEAKER_02 (30:28):
oh my god

SPEAKER_03 (30:30):
this was straight fucked i've been waiting for
this particular thing to happenit's one of those things that i
vaguely remembered butremembered as in like that was
really fucked but i hadn't seenit i've only seen this once so
now this is the second time i'veseen it and the first time i saw
it was in november of 1998 soit's almost 30 years ago I

(30:50):
watched it, but I specificallyremember this.
So anyways, they have theirmatch, and of course...
What breaks up the match?
Drunk Hawk.
He's back.
The alternate.
Because Draws is teaming withAnimal in this tag team match.
Drunk Hawk's here, and he's notdoing so hot.
So he's climbing the titantron,going up all the way up.

(31:11):
That's gotta be like a good 30feet high at least, if not more.
Maybe 40.
That's way the fuck up there.
And of course, while LOD isoutside trying to talk him off
the top of the titantron, theyget counted out.
And you called that brother iknew it i knew it was gonna
happen they did so the brood geta nice easy win while hawk is

(31:32):
climbing the titantron they justget counted out because they're
too distracted by it and he'sthreatening to jump off the
fucking titantron like he is inso much pain is going through so
much he's got a lot of demonsnow he is about to jump off the
fucking titantron And PaulEllering, who's with DOA, who

(31:54):
turned on LOD earlier this year,is now trying to talk him off
the ledge and saying you got alot to live for.
And then Draws is the one whoclimbs up the Titantron as well,
trying to save Hawk.
But oh no, he pushes Hawk offthe top of the Titantron.

SPEAKER_02 (32:14):
And here's the thing.
This happens...
Cut to a commercial break.

SPEAKER_03 (32:20):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
Okay, everything's back to normal.
That didn't just fucking happen.
A

SPEAKER_03 (32:25):
man just died.
Like, fell off a 40-foottitantron.
It's like, oh, wow.
Yeah, he's in an ambulance.
He's not doing so well.

SPEAKER_02 (32:32):
They must have had a trampoline or something on the
other side for him to land on.

SPEAKER_03 (32:36):
Obviously, it probably had maybe a net up top
or whatever the gimmick was.
But anyways, you see, like, thesilhouette behind the titantron
of him falling.

SPEAKER_02 (32:46):
You would honestly think that they'd be like, like
you can tell he wasn't seriouslyinjured because like.
They would have made a biggerdeal out of it.
They made such a big deal overthat fucking dumpster thing.
I was

SPEAKER_03 (33:02):
literally going to say the dumpster, right?
And that was just like a pushoff of a fucking stage.
This was like he fell off.
And it was padded in there.
Oh, yeah.
It had like packing peanuts andshit, right?
And it's like, there's people inthere.
What

SPEAKER_02 (33:14):
the hell?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (33:15):
And this one, it was just like, oh,

SPEAKER_02 (33:16):
my God.
It took up half a fuckingepisode.

SPEAKER_03 (33:18):
Yeah, it literally did.
And

SPEAKER_02 (33:20):
this is just like.

SPEAKER_03 (33:21):
And he's like, oh, he just fell from 40 feet.

SPEAKER_02 (33:24):
It's fine.
Here's Sable.
Oh, my God.
For fuck's sakes.

SPEAKER_03 (33:29):
Yeah, I know.
You get more and more of thatwhere something ridiculously
crazy happens.
It's just like, oh, that'scrazy.
Anyways, here's the next match.
Moving on.
Here's the next match.
And Sable comes out after a manfalls 40 feet to his death.
And yeah, Sable's out here andshe's saying she's the new

(33:52):
women's champion.
She's going to bring pride tothis division.
Shane McMahon comes out, cutsher down, says that the people
did not make Sable.
Vince McMahon made Sable.
You know what?
As much as Sable's worked hardin the business to get where she
is, I do kind of agree withShane.
Fuck off.
I do kind of agree with Shane.
Fuck off.
Not completely.
But who originally gave her thejob in WWE?

(34:14):
Vince McMahon.
Who brought her back after shelost to Meryl and lost her
contract?
Vince McMahon.
Who got her the title shot?
Vince McMahon.
Who gave her the place to be,the job, the podium, so to
speak, to stand on, to flaunther stuff, to get the popularity
and become a mega star in WWF?

(34:36):
Vince McMahon.
Like him or hate him.
He's mainly the reason why shewas there.
She did put in the hard work toget herself there, and she's
been with the company for a fewyears.
Came in as Hunter HearstHounsley Valet, then moved on
and went with Wild Mad MarkMerrow, and then obviously
turned on Merrow, blah, blah,blah, blah.
But either way, here we are.
But because they have thiscompany in place for her to get

(35:02):
popular, she definitely had themachine behind her.
It wasn't just all her, right?
So I do have to give some creditfor Vince McMahon for bringing
her in.

SPEAKER_02 (35:11):
Piece of shit.

SPEAKER_03 (35:13):
It's not saying he's not.
And Sable's like, yeah, youdidn't make anything I made
myself.
And I don't know if she made allof herself.
It's probably plastic, butwhatever.
Either way, Sable's here andshe's the woman's champ now.
Hilariously enough.
Mankind is still lurking in theback.

(35:35):
Who knows what's going to happenwith Mankind because he took out
all the Stooges who are deckedout in football gear.
Finally, we have our main eventof the evening.
A Monday night first ever worldtitle match between The Rock and
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Count how many times this isgoing to happen going forward.
Either way, this is the firstone.

(35:56):
They've had intercontinentaltitle matches against each
other.
They've been involved in tagteam title feuds.
They've even teamed with eachother but here we are now rock
austin world title one firsttime it's gonna happen the crowd
was fucking mental for thisbecause literally the two most
popular guys in the companygoing at it on a random monday

(36:18):
night raw we get the corporateeyebrow we get the corporate
elbow and he tries to lay thecorporate smackdown but
mankind's out and he's goingafter all the corporation to
make sure that austin has afighting chance austin hits the
rock one with the stunner in themiddle of the ring and we get a
one we get a two and KenShamrock pulls out the referee

(36:40):
causing the interference and thedisqualification and then right
in the middle of this match Isaid oh we haven't seen
Undertaker yet tonight wellspoke a little too soon
Undertaker and Paul Bearer hereand Undertaker's got a fucking
shovel and decks Austin in theface with a fucking shovel What

(37:02):
does that mean?
What is the symbolism of ashovel?
What does Undertaker do withshovels?

SPEAKER_02 (37:11):
Bury people.

SPEAKER_03 (37:16):
Interesting.
Wonder what kind of match theycould possibly have that they've
had before.
You know, maybe a buried alivematch, maybe.
I mean, the next pay-per-view isin Vancouver.
at Rogers Arena or GM Place backthen.

SPEAKER_02 (37:35):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 (37:36):
Right.
And that's what we're headedtowards in December.
So we have

SPEAKER_02 (37:42):
Yeah, because fuck Rogers.

SPEAKER_03 (37:45):
Yeah.
You still call it GeneralMulder's Place?

SPEAKER_02 (37:49):
No.
I haven't for a long time,honestly.
There's

SPEAKER_03 (37:50):
way too many Rogers.
There's Rogers Arena, RogersPlace, Rogers Center, Rogers
Stadium, Rogers this, Rogersthat.
Fuck Rogers.
I agree.
What's your rating for thisepisode?
Pretty good.
I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_02 (38:04):
I give it a solid four.

SPEAKER_03 (38:06):
The Judge Mills Lane shit, man.
That fucking killed me.
It's really good.
We need...
You know what, though?
This next episode of One TreeHill, I look at my rating, it's
a little bit above averagerating.
It's not the greatest, but it'snot bad.
And it is episode 126, season 6,episode 20, I Would For You.

(38:29):
And...
Much like season five, we'regetting later in the season and
we have not seen any caraccidents.
And luckily, Nanny Carrie ranover Dan with the car late in
season five.
Now here we are in season six,episode 20.
There's only four left afterthis one.

(38:50):
Getting a little scared.

SPEAKER_02 (38:52):
You would be.

SPEAKER_03 (38:53):
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (38:54):
It would be.
Not much has happened towardsthe end of this season.
Really hasn't.
It's kind of been like you wereall stoked on season six and now
it's kind of feeling a little.
Falling

SPEAKER_03 (39:03):
off a little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, I understand there'ssome development going on here
and they have to get the storiesfrom point A to point B, but I
understand that.
But also as much building as youneed to do.
Ah, fuck.
I want cereal colors.
I want fuck crazy shit.
I want all this.
And we haven't really beengetting all that much recently.
It's more about, you know, therelationships of people and

(39:27):
things that are going on asopposed to just straight up
drama.

SPEAKER_02 (39:31):
Yes.
Which

SPEAKER_03 (39:31):
is what I'm here for.

SPEAKER_02 (39:34):
Bitch Toria is back.

SPEAKER_03 (39:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (39:36):
She's ripping open Brooke's curtains and Brooke's
like, oh God.
And then Victoria's like...
I should get

SPEAKER_03 (39:44):
in.

SPEAKER_02 (39:45):
Victoria's like, it's not that bright.
And then Brooke's like...
I'm not.
It's not about the sun.
It's your face.
It's horrifying.

SPEAKER_03 (39:55):
How'd she get in?
She has a key.
Why would she have a key?

SPEAKER_02 (39:59):
She's a sneaky bitch.
She probably got it cut forever

SPEAKER_03 (40:02):
ago and

SPEAKER_02 (40:03):
just decided to come and actually try and use it.
She's got

SPEAKER_03 (40:06):
to change the fucking locks, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (40:08):
But she comes in and then Brooke's like, oh, fuck,
Sam.
And she goes to check on Sam andSam's like...
She terrifies me.

SPEAKER_03 (40:18):
Yeah, no shit.

SPEAKER_02 (40:20):
She's like, yeah, me too.
So good.
Nathan is going to have ameeting with his coach and his
coach is saying, you know, like,I feel like, what do you think
about Nino?
Kind of trying to do the samething that they did with Devon a

(40:42):
little

SPEAKER_03 (40:42):
bit.
Well, the problem is, is that...
They're both point guards.
And they're both the bestplayers.
So literally the two bestplayers on the team are in the
same position.
So what do you do?
You got to move a guy to adifferent position.
And so he's going to movesomebody's shooting guard.
And even though that Nathan is anatural shooting guard, he is
now so entranced in being apoint guard that they're

(41:02):
thinking of turning Nino intothe shooting guard.
And so you know when you're ashooting guard, you have to, you
know, have a good shot becauseit's literally in the positional
name.

SPEAKER_02 (41:12):
And

SPEAKER_03 (41:13):
we find out that Nino

SPEAKER_02 (41:15):
does not have that talent.
But it's Nathan's time to lead.
It's his team now and he's goingto step it up.
It's

SPEAKER_03 (41:24):
actually really quick, though.
He literally went from on thebench to starting point guard to
leader of the team in like,what, four

SPEAKER_02 (41:32):
episodes?
Some shit like that.
And take

SPEAKER_03 (41:34):
long.

SPEAKER_02 (41:35):
And then Miss Lauren has some news for Haley that
Jamie has been noticed by theOppenheimer School for the
Gifted.
Like the movie?
Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 (41:47):
That's what I kept thinking about.

SPEAKER_02 (41:49):
School for the Gifted.

SPEAKER_03 (41:50):
Right,

SPEAKER_02 (41:51):
yeah.
And

SPEAKER_03 (41:51):
they all have Gryffindor colors

SPEAKER_02 (41:53):
there and shit.
The smarty pants kids.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (41:54):
the smarty pants kids.
The Gryffindors.

SPEAKER_02 (41:56):
This school was the school that Hayley dreamed about
going to when she was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 (42:01):
Kind of nerd dreams about going to a school.

SPEAKER_02 (42:04):
holy fuck and we'll get to the school in a little
bit not as cool as Gryffindor

SPEAKER_03 (42:11):
I tell you that much

SPEAKER_02 (42:12):
holy fuck

SPEAKER_03 (42:13):
but there is a fucking slughorn in there I tell
you

SPEAKER_02 (42:16):
that much oh my god Mouth and Millie finally bang
yeah right about fucking timeyeah no

SPEAKER_03 (42:23):
shit hey and then they go to Broadway

SPEAKER_02 (42:25):
Well, he bought tickets for Broadway play.
They go to Broadway.
And she's all excited andthey're all blissfully happy.

SPEAKER_03 (42:35):
But yet they don't know the next time that they're
going to see each other

SPEAKER_02 (42:38):
after this.
No, because she's staying in NewYork and he's got to go back to
Treehill because he's currentlythe flakiest employee ever.

SPEAKER_03 (42:46):
The worst employee of all time.
Never showing

SPEAKER_02 (42:49):
up.
I know

SPEAKER_03 (42:49):
something about flaky employees, but you know.
I know a little bit about thatmyself.
But be that as it may.
All my fears, all my worries,all my troubled thoughts about
not having a car accident in aseason of One Tree Hill has been

(43:11):
put to rest because we randomlyget Peyton involved in a car
accident.

SPEAKER_02 (43:18):
Peyton was driving safe.
I'm going to start...
it with that Peyton was safe shehad the music playing it was
Mia's album or single orwhatever it was on the radio
she's all stoked she's sittingthere she's like touching her
belly in her car she's got thetop down and the light turns

(43:41):
green and so you know Like MissRachel says, green means go.
Go, go, go.
Yeah, not in this case.

SPEAKER_03 (43:51):
Green means no go.

SPEAKER_02 (43:52):
Peyton goes to proceed through the green light
after being stopped at the redand gets t-boned.

SPEAKER_03 (44:00):
Wow.
um yeah so isn't it ironic thatout of all the times that she
would sit at a fucking greenlight and not move in a lineup
of like 10 cars behind herhonking their fucking horn
saying hit the fuck move andit's a green light and she waits
till the red to go how manytimes does she do that and now
this time she's actually obeyingthe rules of the road and going

(44:23):
at a green light and not andstopping at a red and this is
what costs her the comment yeahhow fucking ironic but thank you
miss rachel green means no gobecause now she's following the
rules of the road and gets in acar accident but it felt just

(44:45):
really random you know how thatlike most of these car accidents
it's like they build to thiscrescendo this climax of car
accidents you know it's likeKeith and Lucas you know going
to pick fucking Karen up fromthe airport and confessing his
love and blah blah blah and youknow the fucking limo at the
wedding and Rachel and flippingit and fucking Danny Carey you

(45:10):
know at and fucking, you know,Maria...

SPEAKER_02 (45:13):
It just felt more out of place.

SPEAKER_03 (45:15):
It felt more like a Maria Menounos slamming into the
curb kind of thing, but...

SPEAKER_02 (45:20):
Dude, she was, like, in fucking neutral when she hit
the curb there, I

SPEAKER_03 (45:24):
swear to God.
But she hit it, and it was also,again, very random, just like
this.
Kind of came out of nowhere, andreason being, I don't really
know why they did this,because...
you remember after this accidenthappened it was like oh we're
gonna have a fucking hospitalepisode no remember how things
happen really quickly in treehill like you can do like

SPEAKER_02 (45:47):
20 things start at 2

SPEAKER_03 (45:49):
a.m and they do about 17 different things every
single day in your life have youever started your day at 6 a.m
you went to go get coffee youwent to go see a friend then you
went fucking baby clothesshopping then you went to go see
another friend then you youplayed a basketball game then
you went home then you chilledwith your family had dinner had

(46:12):
a fire went out went to go seesomeone else played another
basketball game then came homeand played with your friends and
then you went back out got in acar accident went to the
hospital find out that it wasn'tthat bad got out and still got
home in time to have a midnightsnack How often have you done

(46:33):
that in your life?

SPEAKER_02 (46:34):
Never.

SPEAKER_03 (46:35):
Exactly.
Because this is Hollywood land,brother, and this shit doesn't
happen in real life.
This was so inconsequentialbecause literally it's all about
Peyton who's pregnant andalthough there's a guaranteed...
I absolutely guarantee just likeMystic Man Brother Amalgamate I
guarantee that there's no wayPeyton loses his kid because of

(46:57):
this accident reason being isbecause Hayley she fucking got
nailed by a car straight up anddid 17 flips and a triple Lindy
hop and she still had fuckingJamie so if she's protected by
this old school car that'sprobably heavy fucking metal
she'll be fine this baby will befine and the thing is I said it

(47:17):
was going to be a hospitalepisode she was in there she was
fine and then she's out laterthe later in the day

SPEAKER_02 (47:24):
oh my god

SPEAKER_03 (47:25):
imagine getting in a car accident going to the
hospital saying you're fine andgetting out while you're holding
a child all in one day

SPEAKER_02 (47:36):
The

SPEAKER_03 (47:36):
timelines of this fucking show make zero sense.

SPEAKER_02 (47:40):
Oh my God.
And also to get through theemergency room that quickly.
I

SPEAKER_03 (47:45):
mean, to be fair, there's only 47 people in Tree
Hill and probably only two orthree people are in the hospital
at times.
So let's be realistic here.

SPEAKER_02 (47:54):
Nathan is trying to teach Nino how to shoot and And
Nino's like, I can do it.
No, no, he can't.
No, he fucking sucks.
And he's such a dick.
I hate this

SPEAKER_03 (48:08):
guy.
Yeah, he's a lot like Devon Fox.
But he takes Nathan to the hole.
They're playing one-on-one.
He takes it to the hole.
It actually looks pretty good.
But he's like, hey, you're ashooting guard now.
You got to fucking shoot.
You got to fucking shoot, bro.
And that's what a shooting guarddoes.
He doesn't fucking take it tothe hole.
And the point guard's the onethat runs the fucking plays.
So, you know what?

(48:28):
He is kind of a douche.
And I'm not a big fan of him.

SPEAKER_02 (48:32):
No.
Can we just not talk about thisguy the rest of the episode?
Because he sucks.

SPEAKER_03 (48:37):
No, he does.

SPEAKER_02 (48:38):
Okay, nice.
Jack is laying on Sam's bed andthey're talking about things
they're scared of.
And Jack seems to be scared ofthe Burger King

SPEAKER_03 (48:50):
guy.
You know, you remember the threevideo games that Burger King
released in like 2007?
Burger King released three videogames through Burger King.
I

SPEAKER_02 (49:02):
never knew about

SPEAKER_03 (49:03):
this.
Sneak King.
was one of them uh there was aracing game like a burger king
racer what the fuck i remembersneak king for sure it was super
weird because you had to sneakaround as the king and you would
be like in your house and youlook out the window and the
king's right there outside yourwindow Yes, Creepy AF.

(49:26):
So in the holiday season of2006, I thought it was 2007, it
was basically 2007.
In the holiday season of 2006,and the only reason why I
remember this is A, because ofthe commercials, and B, because
my best friend, Double J, JustinJohnson, worked at Burger King
and was a manager there.
at this time so uh there wasthree video games that burger

(49:48):
king or king games made thatwere literally advertisement
based video games that were soldspecifically at burger king for
xbox 360 there are only 399 apiece so they came with like
whatever value meal so you hadpocket bike racer Pocket bikes

(50:08):
are called pocket bikes for areason.
They're small, tiny, minuscule,but small doesn't scare us, and
we're putting you on one.
Sneak King, which was mypersonal favorite.
It takes a special person tosneak up on someone with a hot,
delicious sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 (50:23):
it

SPEAKER_03 (50:25):
takes an even more special person to get away with
it and only the king can pull itoff with vigor finesse and a
royal flourish because theking's sneaking talents are
unmatched period and we alsohave big bumping so you've been
on a bumper car once and it wasfun but not as much fun as it
could have been if there were norules here's your chance to bump

(50:48):
like you mean it again and againwith bump like you mean it again
and again wow With four modes ofplay and make your own character
mode in ten courses, this ishard to put down, much like
Burger King burgers.
But watch out for the hazardssuch as bottomless pits, ice
patches, and saws that come outof the wall.

(51:11):
Dude, we've got to get an Xbox360 to play the three Burger
King games.

SPEAKER_02 (51:15):
Here's the funny thing.
I had an Xbox 360 back in theday when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 (51:20):
You didn't get Sneak King though?

SPEAKER_02 (51:21):
No, we kind of stopped going to Burger King
around that, like before thattime.

SPEAKER_03 (51:25):
Could have got the fucking game,

SPEAKER_02 (51:27):
bro.
Yeah, I never, we never hadthem.
$3.99 a

SPEAKER_03 (51:29):
piece, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (51:30):
I wonder if my brother had them.

SPEAKER_03 (51:32):
I remember the fucking promotional campaign
around it.
Like the commercials are justconstant.
It was literally the commercialof like the king outside
somebody's window holding up aburger and shit.
That's terrifying.
But that's the thing.
That was 2006 Here we arefucking almost 20 years later.
I still remember it.
So they were doing somethingright, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 (51:53):
Anyways, Jack is scared of him.
I

SPEAKER_03 (51:56):
would be too.

SPEAKER_02 (51:57):
And Bitch Torio walks in and they try to hide
behind Sam's bed.
They

SPEAKER_03 (52:03):
don't do very good.
They kind of hide underneath thebed.

SPEAKER_02 (52:06):
She's like, I can see your unfortunate split ends.
And it's like, holy fuck.
Why don't they hide

SPEAKER_03 (52:12):
in the closet or underneath the

SPEAKER_02 (52:13):
bed?
Well, they didn't have enoughtime.
They just dropped down becauseshe had walked in and went to
open the door.
And

SPEAKER_03 (52:20):
just shimmy underneath.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (52:22):
Um...
Dude, they didn't have enoughtime.
That's for sure.
Especially for both of them.
Whatever.
But yeah, she wants Brooke back.

SPEAKER_03 (52:34):
Yeah, because the company is like fucking failing
and shit.
It's

SPEAKER_02 (52:37):
going under because they don't have the person that
made the company.

SPEAKER_03 (52:40):
Well, because they got America's Next Top Model or
some shit to take over and shedoesn't have any business sense
or has any idea what's going on.
So, you know, she needs Brookeback for the fucking company.
because it's going under and ofcourse victoria or victoria as
uh you know actually they docall her bitch toria and
victoria in this episode whichis very fitting on both accounts

SPEAKER_02 (53:04):
yeah

SPEAKER_03 (53:04):
but uh you know she's trying to convince brooke
to come back and even sayingthat pulling on the heartstrings
that oh hundreds of people aregonna be out of work if you
don't come back yeah not likevictoria cares about any of that
she just wants to save her ownbacon

SPEAKER_02 (53:21):
Yeah.
Well, later on, you'll find outthe point to that.
So, Brooke finally finds outabout Peyton's pregnancy
complications, that Peyton hasplacenta previa, and it can
cause hemorrhaging and death forPeyton and the baby.

(53:45):
Yep.
um and she's like holy fuck likei'm scared for you like that's
terrifying um but sheunderstands now why like lucas
has been so like worried

SPEAKER_03 (53:57):
the previews for these episodes recently are
hilarious because it literallyis like it goes to like lucas
he's like we can't have thisbaby and then literally a second
later

SPEAKER_02 (54:08):
like we're having this so funny it's like we're
getting an

SPEAKER_03 (54:11):
abortion Oh, we're having this baby.

SPEAKER_02 (54:14):
Every

SPEAKER_03 (54:15):
time it's just like, okay, what's the sudden one
second change of heart here,Lucas?
So dumb.

SPEAKER_02 (54:22):
This gifted school is lame.

SPEAKER_03 (54:24):
Yeah, it's a pretty tough crowd.
He tries to do his comedy actlike he won the talent show at
the comedy act.
He tried it here and man, it didnot go over well.
It went over just as well as anAl Snow match amalgamate.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 (54:38):
And they don't have sports apparently

SPEAKER_03 (54:42):
no they got sports all right not not basketball
basketball basketball they gotmath good ball

SPEAKER_02 (54:49):
and you should like fucking nathan's face when they
said no sports in the schoolhe's like oh fuck

SPEAKER_03 (54:58):
and he's like what a bunch of math holes we got over
here it's like all these kidsare the kids that would have
shoved in the lockers

SPEAKER_02 (55:05):
back in the day and haley's kind of getting a little
pissed off with him becauseshe's like i wanted to come to
this school i was like a fuckingnerd like what do you mean like
why are you being such a dickand it's like he's getting
annoyed because like why doesshe want jamie to go to a school

(55:26):
like this yeah like

SPEAKER_03 (55:29):
Here's what I don't get, is obviously we wrapped
this up in a nice bow at the endof the episode, but at this
point it's just like, literallyNathan and Hayley are just
looking out for what they wantfor Jamie, yet not even asking
Jamie what he wants.

SPEAKER_02 (55:46):
Jamie clearly is like, what the fuck is with this

SPEAKER_03 (55:49):
place?
He

SPEAKER_02 (55:50):
obviously is not down with this.
They're like, it's time forrecess! Get your recess books
out! Holy fuck, what?
Jamie's like...
Sweet recess.
Time to go outside.
No, it's

SPEAKER_03 (56:02):
time to learn more.
Extracurricular learning atrecess.
Oh my God.
So yeah, the whole thing islike, honestly, Haley and Nathan
are kind of being math holesabout this whole thing.
where it's just like oh they canhave sports he needs to play
sports and she's like oh he hasto go like the nicest school
ever that i wanted to go to wellguess what isn't this is not

(56:23):
about fucking you too you can'tfucking live vicariously through
your kid you gotta get him tomake decisions and that's the
thing he's way smarter than allof you

SPEAKER_01 (56:33):
he's

SPEAKER_03 (56:33):
more wise than all of you again he is now the wise
character of the show becausethere is no whitey right now so
he's the wise man like paulhayman amalgam

SPEAKER_02 (56:42):
you say right now like he's coming back

SPEAKER_03 (56:45):
he will as god is my

SPEAKER_00 (56:49):
witness why don't we back damn it

SPEAKER_02 (56:53):
oh my god um skills is into miss lauren

SPEAKER_03 (56:57):
i mean how can you not be into miss lauren

SPEAKER_02 (57:00):
he's moving on james into miss

SPEAKER_03 (57:02):
lauren uh yeah i mean yeah i mean it seems like
skills got a type

SPEAKER_02 (57:08):
it's funny because skills is standing there he's
dropping jamie off so jamie hassome flowers and he's like
skills asked him oh who arethose for and jamie's like a
girl so he goes and gives themto miss lauren and then it was
from

SPEAKER_03 (57:25):
skill

SPEAKER_02 (57:26):
yeah he's like those are from my uncle skills and
she's like smiling at him asskills is smiling black back but
like no Not understanding why.
Did

SPEAKER_03 (57:35):
you just say smiling black?

SPEAKER_02 (57:37):
Smiling back.

SPEAKER_03 (57:40):
Jesus Christ, bro.
My

SPEAKER_02 (57:43):
goodness.
That's not.
Oh, my God.
You know I can't English.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
You would say that.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's not.

SPEAKER_03 (57:55):
But it seems like skills has a type.
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (57:59):
Bevan.

SPEAKER_03 (58:00):
Bevan.
Pretty, blonde, nice titties.
Deb?
Deb, pretty, blonde, nicetitties.
Miss Lauren?
Pretty, blonde, nice titties.
I mean, you know, play is goingto play, man.
Don't hate the player, hate thegame, bro.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I get your skills.
I get it.

SPEAKER_02 (58:23):
Yep.
Victoria sucks.
Yeah, she sucks.
Okay.
She's a bitch.
Jack...
kind of reveals to Sam that he'sgot

SPEAKER_03 (58:32):
some

SPEAKER_02 (58:33):
possible foster parents and they're coming to
pick him up.

SPEAKER_03 (58:37):
And the sad thing is here is that like you would hope
that like he doesn't want to gobecause like the foster parents
like pieces of shit and it'slike They're not.
They're like fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_02 (58:46):
They're talking.
So they're talking about howlike lame they're going to be.
But then when they show up topick him up, she's wearing a
Vampire Weekend shirt.
And she's like, oh, did you?
Sam's like, oh, you get thatfrom Hot Topic.
And she's like, no, I actuallysaw them.
Like, I went to the tour at likethis festival that like a

(59:06):
festival that Jack and Sam weretalking about meeting up at.

SPEAKER_03 (59:10):
Yeah, they want to go to.
I can't remember that festivalthey're talking about.
there was a bunch they werethere's a bunch of them they
talked about also uh what's thatburning man as well too a few of
the other

SPEAKER_01 (59:20):
ones the ones i

SPEAKER_03 (59:21):
know like bloodstock and valken and fucking welcome
to rockville and fucking allthis shit

SPEAKER_02 (59:29):
um but yeah so she go or they go to leave and It's
funny because Jack's standingthere.
He's like, this is my friend,Sam.
And she's like, no, I'm hisgirlfriend.

SPEAKER_03 (59:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (59:44):
And then he's like, that's my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_03 (59:46):
Yeah.
And so they're going to the car.
And then, yeah, she's like, oh,remember when I told you you
kissed me?
It was really gross.
Well, it wasn't gross.
It wasn't gross.
And then they kiss again.
And then he's got to go.
But I don't think we've seen thelast of Evan Peters.
I just have to watch the firstseason and the second season of
American Horror Story.
And I can see him all I want.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:04):
Yep.
jamie kind of goes and talks tonathan and hayley and says you
know like shouldn't this be mydecision it's my education it's
my life and he says he wants tostay at he'd rather be the big
fish in a little pond it's

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:24):
the wisest five-year-old i've ever known
and you know what And Haley andNathan realized, I was like, why
don't we just ask him and gethis opinion?
It's his life.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:35):
He's smarter than both of us put together.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:38):
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:39):
He thwarted a fucking nanny killer.
Like, hid.
And, like, stealthily got awayfrom her.
At five years old.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:50):
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's been through a lot.
You'd think he could be able tomake some of his own decisions.

UNKNOWN (01:00:58):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:59):
I mean, you know, then again, then he tries to
reach for a basketball in thepool and almost drowns to death.
So, you know.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:05):
He was four when that happened.
He

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:06):
was

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:07):
four when that happened.
Peyton is officially on bed restfor basically the rest of her
pregnancy because now that she'shad this accident, like, and
she's got this condition, itcould, like, she needs to be
more careful.
She

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:25):
can't go to the studio.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:27):
Haley and Mia bring the studio to her.
Guitar, amp, everything.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:32):
She also asked Haley if she can finish producing and
recording the album.
And it's like, well, now we'rejust going to bring it to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And then also, too, the wholecomet thing, because the comet's
basically right off at thispoint, and if they want to
restore this, it's going to be ahell of a job.
And obviously, it's a veryimportant car to both of them.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:53):
And it's not the first time that Lucas has had to
restore it, but he's got thiscar, and he's found the little
comet thing.
Deckel.
Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:07):
Picks

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:09):
that up and then he

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:10):
has

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:11):
the car in the garage and it looks like he's
going to work on it as asurprise.
Convenient that Peyton is on bedrest.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:20):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:22):
Real convenient.
Oh, yeah.
And he's making sure she'sstaying in bed.
He's getting pissed off at herfor getting up and making
pancakes.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:30):
Yeah, right.
Not that she can cook, but...
Yeah, and, okay, so Sam's post,like, not gonna see Evan Peters
for however long, and thenVictoria's there.
At

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:43):
the diner that they go to.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:45):
Yeah, but, like, consoling Sam?

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:49):
Yeah, what the fuck is with- Victoria trying to be
nice.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:52):
A, why is she nice?
And B, why is she nice to Sam?

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:55):
Right?
Because she kept trying to say,oh, you're just leeching off my
daughter.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:59):
you're fucking useless.
You're a piece of shit, justlike everyone else in Brooke's
life.
But yeah, here she is now toconsole her.
Interesting.
Transpiring.
Transpirations.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I've never seen Victoria Nicebefore.
But also, too, is that she saidthat She has no daughter or

(01:03:24):
whatever anymore because Brookebrought a gun to a meeting with
her or what have you and accusedher of attacking, which we do
find out that Victoria hadliterally nothing to do with
that attack on Brooke.
So even Victoria has boundaries,amazingly enough.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:44):
Amazingly enough.
Yeah, but now she's trying toworm her way into Sam's good
graces.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:50):
Somehow, someway.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:52):
We'll see what happens there.
We've got like four episodesleft.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:57):
We do, yeah.
Very interesting to see whathappens in the last four
episodes.
hasn't built like again itdoesn't feel like it's getting
close to a season finale butwith you know they'll throw me
for a loop i guarantee itthey'll do it they always do hey
they gave me a car accident ididn't think it was gonna happen
this season they fucking finallydid it they're cutting close

(01:04:18):
with this shit brother and youknow like i said it was so
inconsequential like how ithappened and then all of a
sudden she's like right backinto like being at home like
anybody is in that bad of at-bone you honestly think that
you're gonna be in and out withchai i

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:33):
mean it was earlier in the morning though this was
probably 6 a.m so she probablygot to the hospital they
probably checked her out madesure everything was okay and
they're like okay yeah you cango home but you need to stay in
bed wow i mean i was in thehospital within like three hours

(01:04:53):
for

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:54):
cutting your finger i

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:56):
know but like they also t-boned her passenger side
so she probably just got like alittle bit of whiplash or
whatever but like you know it'snot like they hit her driver's
side that would have been worse

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:12):
But yeah, she's

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:13):
pregnant.
I know.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:16):
And she already has complications with a kid.
I know.
What the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:21):
I'm just trying to make sense of it all in my own
way.
It's a

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:24):
fucking fictional TV show.
You can't bring sense to anonsensical situation.
No logic in illogicalsituations, bro.
It makes no sense.
Just like bringing in logic towrestling, you can't.
Because it's an illogicalsituation here on the THW at the
Tree Hill Wrestling Center.
You didn't even give your

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:56):
rating.
You didn't

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:03):
even give your rating.
Maybe like six or seven episodesleft in 98.
And we only have four episodesleft in season six of Tree Hill.
Yeah.

(01:06:23):
We've officially turned thecorner.
We're already over halfwaythrough this show now.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:28):
I know.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:30):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:30):
Like officially like halfway through even doing the
podcast for it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:35):
Yeah.
And we're at a crossroads inour...
Podcastium.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:42):
Yeah, I guess we should like

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:44):
talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:46):
So that it's not just like...
It's a

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:48):
shock.
It's like, hey, all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:51):
So we've talked in the past about, you know, we do
One Tree Hill, but then we dosomething else like Sex and the
City, Gossip Girl, likewhatever.
But the thing is, is when itcomes down to it, we are parents
of three children, right?
two of which are toddlers.

(01:07:14):
Um, we also both work full time.
Yep.
And as much as this is sofucking fun and we love doing
it.
And the reason we started doingit was to spend more time
together.
It's now like there's nights,like we're recording this on a
Sunday.
This is coming out the next day.

(01:07:35):
Like normally we have twoepisodes, uh, kind of in the bag
like ready to go we are likeit's getting tough

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:47):
to keep up

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:48):
To keep up, like, not only is it, like, sometimes
we can watch both One Tree Hilland wrestling in the same day.
That's rare because we both,again, are working and we're
tired.
And when it's a pay-per-view,those are longer.
There's no way to watch both.
Sometimes I fall asleep.

(01:08:08):
So then we have to continuewatching it another night.
So that takes up another night,three nights of watching.
And then we have to record.
And then edit and upload.
And it's just like, it's gettingto be so much.
So we are playing with the idea.
We're still discussing it, butwe're playing with the idea that

(01:08:30):
after Treehill is done, thepodcast, we may come back and
do...
like little things here andthere.
Obviously, if the reboot for OneTree Hill actually does happen,
we obviously need to come backfor that purpose.
But I feel like doing anothershow, like Sex and the City,

(01:08:55):
yes, those episodes are shorter,but it's still like six seasons,
plus all of the spinoff shit.
It's so much, and...
gossip girls long too.
And we just cannot picture doingthat much.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:18):
Like, the amount of times that it's like, hey,
should we watch tonight orrecord tonight?
And it's like, I really justwant to sit and read.
I just

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:25):
want to chill.
Yeah.
I mean, how much time do weactually have to ourselves to
just kind of hang out and justchill out and, you know, with
how much we work and, you know,deal with children.
And I have a side hustle aswell, too.
And it's like all these things.
And that's not even mentioningthe friends, the family that we
don't get to see very often, thevideo games.

(01:09:48):
I want to play and the booksthat you want to read and all
this shit.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:51):
Yeah, I have a 50 book reading challenge for this
year and I'm falling a littleshort.
because they don't have thetime.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:59):
Yeah, exactly.
And so it just makes it hard.
I am very happy that we're onholidays this week, that we can,
you know, catch up and do someshit.
But honestly, it's getting to bea bit of a struggle now to try
to keep up with this.
This episode is actually airinga week after this.
Is it a week after this?
Oh, have we?
Oh,

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:15):
okay.
Thank God.
I was a little panicked thatthis was the one that was coming
out.
No, no.
Okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:23):
No, we're good, bro.
We're not that far behind.

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:25):
We're still

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:26):
ahead of the game, but anyways, ways when it comes
down to it it's just a struggleto get through everything and I
just you know I still enjoy itbut

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:34):
I still I fucking love doing

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:36):
absolutely love doing it and is a great creative
creative outlet for us becauseyou know I feel a lot of times
or I have so much I want to sayabout both of these shows but
there isn't really an audienceto hear that but with this there
is an audience to hear it and Ijust love to get my thoughts out
on both of these pieces of mediabecause there's so much to

(01:10:57):
unpack with both these showsthere's so much going on there's
so many storylines andcharacters and plot twists and
heel turns and face turns andshootings and this and that on
both shows and it's just so muchinteresting shit to talk about

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:11):
and the thing is we still have three more seasons
and four more episodestechnically to make an official
decision but this is the waywe're leaning and we wanted to
let you guys know so that it'snot as much of a surprise

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:24):
and do we really want to bastardize the name of
this show tree hill wrestlingfederation podcast we'll sell
the wrestling federation but wewon't have the tree hill if
we're watching sex in the cityor the oc or gossip girl or the
fuck

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:36):
it's like we could do tree hill wrestling
federation goes new york

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:40):
no it's just wrestling federation already is
new york that's the territorybro

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:44):
i know

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:46):
you know

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:46):
it's just like

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:48):
to me it's just almost bastardizing it you know
it's just like we had we havethe nwo right now we're the
fucking nwo but if we went tosex in the city that'd be like
The NWO Wolfpack or NWO 2000with Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart.
Like fucking WWE NWO withfucking Big Show and Booker T

(01:12:09):
and X-Pac and all this bullshit.
We don't need any of that.
We don't need to bastardize theoriginal NWO.
We don't need to bastardize DX,man.
We don't need to throw fuckingevery single wrestler in a
faction.
We don't need to bastardize thispodcast and that's kind of how I
feel about it.
It's the Tree Hill WrestlingFederation podcast, brother.
And I am Sean Harris.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:30):
And I am Erin Kosker.
We will

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:32):
only bid you adieu because this is a THWF.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:37):
And I say bye, bitch.