Ep. 127 - A Kiss To Build An American Dream On - Tree Hill Wrestling Federation

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

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Free Hill Wrestling Federation.
brothers

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and sisters

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oh boy episode 127 that is okay a kiss to build an
american dream on or kiss demonto build an american dream on
what is the decider here i

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have no idea

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what do you go do i add demon in there kiss demon to
build an american dream on orthat just

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sounds weird

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or a kiss to build an american dream on

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that sounds better

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better okay i'll drop the demon for now as this
is the thwf brother I'm SeanHarris

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and I am Erin Cosker

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amalgamate man exactly uh Season6, episode 21, of course, for
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Ohio.
Ohio.
At the Schottenstein Center.
Is that like Ohio StateUniversity or some shit?
I don't watch college footballor college sports, so I really

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You sang radio.

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I said it extra.

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Yeah, but you like sang it like a song.

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Oh my God.
iHeartRadio.

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Yeah.

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I said I heart radio.

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So that I know the exact tone of your voice.
Fuck off.
I love it.
No, I love it.
I love the exact tone of yourvoice.
I should know that by now,right?
Yeah, we've been together forover eight years.
Yeah, dude.
So we should definitely knowthat by now.
We beat the seven-year itch,bro.
We beat it.
We struck it down.
Not everybody got through thatseven-year itch.

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We'll just leave that as it may.
We'll just leave that bee in thegrass there.
We'll bury it in the graveyardof The Undertaker.
Try to bury Stone Cold SteveAustin alive.
We've got a great episode herefor you today from the Tree Hill
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We are not number one

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ranked podcast in the world!

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They've scheduled their final episode event, but
it's not till November.

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Still happening.
It won't be here past November.

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Yeah, but there's another podcast ahead of us.

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Yeah, but they'll cease to exist eventually, too.
How do you know?
Whoever they are.
It's

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Teenage Daydream, I think.
Okay.
They do a bunch of other teendrama shows.
Okay.
Like Gossip Girl and OC and

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shit.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
interesting anyways uh we tookover number one spot the number
one spot no

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we did not we're still number three don't believe
him

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dude just you gotta be a heel for this and you just
this is what happened bro we'rethe number one so i'm gonna
start saying number one everyweek just because i feel like it
uh and

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you can't do something but not give context

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i can do whatever i want whenever

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um he's being a lying sack of shit

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i can do whatever i want whenever i want when you're
wrestling heel brother speakingof heels get us started on this
one tree hill episode a kiss tobuild a dream on was hard saying
that without the wrestling

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contest the most notes i swear you've taken in an
episode i

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wrote a lot of notes i had a lot of uh thoughts about
this episode I still haven'teven rated it yet.

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No, you haven't.

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We'll see where I'm at by the end of this.

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Peyton is on bed rest and she is going fucking
stir crazy.
Lucas has been busy.
How

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would you like to be just stuck to your bed for like
how long is this?

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Basically, it's the reminder of her pregnancy.

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What?
So she gives birth?
Basically.
Oh my god.

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I would

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go nuts.
I would go absolutely nuts.

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I'm an introvert.
I would enjoy not having toleave my house.
I would like to leave my bed andleave my bedroom, but...
I am totally fine with chillingwith a book.
But for that long, I think, yes,I would go crazy.

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Not that long, bro.
I'd go nuts.
If it was like a day or...
Even when I have my surgeries,like, you know.

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Yep.

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It's one of those things, like, yeah, you can only
do that stuff for so long.
Victoria got the mail, or themail got dropped off at Clothes
Over Bros.
And she's, like, sifting throughit.

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And she finds somethingaddressed to Sam.
She hides it.
And then Brooke's like, okay.

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Okay.

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What was that?
Junk

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mail.
Yeah, junk mail.
She's shredding.

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Not yet.

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she shreds later she's eventually gonna shred

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just wait

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we're eventually gonna get an embalming on this
episode it's all

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good get out of here but it's something addressed to
sam from a woman named rebecca

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rebecca what was the last dennis dennis rebecca
dennis yeah

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and so seems a little curious why would you
know what if it's a friend

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Yeah.

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Well, if it's someone else, like, we don't
know who it

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is exactly yet.
We don't know who this person

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is yet.
hayley gets told by peyton thatsomeone actually wants to buy
one of her or not buy but likerecord

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one of the songs get the rights to the song and like
have the song but then theyrecord the vocals on it as
opposed to hayley recording thevocals on it which is
interesting because yeahdefinitely i could see this
happening um for sure you

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know it from the music industry

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exactly oh for sure definitely can happen um I
didn't think anything of thestoryline when they were doing
this.
When they were like, hey,somebody wants my song or
whatever.

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Yeah, we don't know who

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it is.
We don't know who it is yet, butholy shit, we're retreated to a
specialness on this episode.

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Devon wants back on the team.
His baby...
Newest baby was born, and, youknow, he needs to make some
money.
The

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baby seemed much older than what it should have
been, maybe?

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No, what it was was that there was a little girl,
but then the wife was pregnant.

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Oh, pregnant again.
So the baby's been born.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Either way.

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But he's being told, no, sorry, there's no spot.
You kind of fucked up.
You lost it.
Yep.
But...
Coach tells Nathan that thescouts have called and they have
some ideas for Nathan.
They have

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some scouts that are calling and they want
conversations.
Now, quick thing about Devon.
Devon Fox.
Devon Fox.
No relation to Rick Fox.
Um...
But Devon Fox here, he rippedpictures of fucking Nathan and

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Jamie and Haley and fucking likefamily pictures that meant a lot
to Nathan.
Yeah,

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earlier on

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in the season.
Ripped them.
So shitty thing to do.
And now this guy has two kids?

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Has two kids.
Did you notice that the twopictures that were ripped have
been taped back together?

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I did see that.
I didn't notice that the firsttime.
And then you pointed it out.
I was like, oh, it is likeripped and taped back together.
Interesting little detail there.
I really like that.

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Yes.
Yes.
That was a good one.

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Haley also looks naked in the scene.

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Oh, my God.
Fuck off.

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She's wearing like a tube top, but then it hits from
an angle where it's just likeher shoulders up and it looks
like she's not wearing anything.
Just saying.

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You would.
So Victoria has these letters,and she's opening them, and
she's reading them, and thisletter is from Sam's mom, her
birth mom.
She's trying to get a hold ofher, and she's sending the
letters to Clothes Over Bros,and Victoria's been intercepting

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for how long?

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Who knows how long?
Years?
Who knows

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how long?
25

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years?
She hasn't

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lived with Brooke for 25 years, Brooke.
Really?

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Yeah.

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oh is brooks 22 brooks not even 25 years old oh
my god it's been a long time atleast a couple years

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i know it hasn't it's been like

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it's been six weeks it's been six weeks but

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still um yeah

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she's shredding documents

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not yet yes she

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is this

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is

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the

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part no it's not i found the part i found the part

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we'll continue then

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Anyways, Mia is getting ready to record another
song for her record.
And yeah, she's going to findout some deets.

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Who is?

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Mia.

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Mia's going to find out some deets.
Yeah, she is.
That

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might give her some more songs to write.
We'll

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find out.

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We'll find out.

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Yeah, we will.

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We'll talk about those deets.
Okay.
Victoria is trying to be supernice and she's trying to learn
things about Brooke and she'staking Sam shopping and Brooke's
like, can you stop?

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You never took me shopping.
You never took me shopping.

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She's like, what the fuck is even going on?
Like, go away.
Um...
Anyways, finally Mia's going tofind this out.
So Chase isn't a virgin.
And I mean, it wasn'tnecessarily the fact that he
wasn't a virgin.
Mia was getting all freaked outbecause Chase has kissed Brooke.

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And then they're like, oh, waittill you find out what else they
did.

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Yeah, yeah.
one pump chump

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and that he was her first or

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no she was his first he was her first oh my god
that'd be weird imagine

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um but yeah he's not a virgin and mia's finding this
out and she's like what

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yeah

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excuse me what yeah and i think she found out from
peyton at this point

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uh maybe

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yeah because later on she goes to talk to hailey
yeah um jamie's school has adance coming up And he's talking
to Skills about it.
And, oh, yeah, what are we goingto do?
Like, you got to find a date.

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Miss Warren, bro.
That's who it is.
That should be the date.

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For Jamie?

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No, for fucking Skills, bro.
Oh.

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Yeah.
Well, Jamie has a crush onMadison, clearly.
Yeah.
Andre and fucking Chuck are allbugging him.
Chuck's a piece of shit.
Yeah, we'll get to how much of apiece of shit Chuck is
officially because he's teasingJamie and then Andre saying that
he doesn't take sand to a beachand that's something he learned

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from Q, which sounds veryQ-like.

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Yeah, Q's all over this still.
He's been dead for like ever.

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And Jamie's like, yeah, I don't know.
And Skills is like, yeah, Idon't know.
We might not want to go.
Who knows?
Yeah.
And yeah, while all this isgoing on, Lucas is working on
Peyton's car.
So that's also why she's goingstir-crazy, because her fiancé's

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not even spending time

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with her, really.
Ah, he's working on the car.

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Because he's secretly working on

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fixing her car.
Secretly.
She doesn't know.
She could easily just go check

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the

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fucking garage.
He's gonna leave at some point.

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Gotta.

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Yeah, right?
It's Tree Hill.
He's gotta go for milk orsomething.

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Go get some groceries.

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How many times has he gotten her food at this time?
She easily could have done itthen and just take a peek at
what he's doing and the fuckinggarage is right in the house if
you're stir crazy

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maybe it's not like an attached garage though

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still like doesn't matter what if it's a garage
that's like you know on theproperty yeah she could still
check that out but i

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think lucas would freak the fuck out but he
wouldn't bed

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yeah but he would know that if he was out she
could easily go check it see thecar and then get back into bed
have a

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key to the garage

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who says is locked

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Who says it's not

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locked?
Right?
We don't know that.

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But Lucas is going through and cleaning up the
interior of the car before hestarts really working on it.
And he finds...
Finds?
Laying on the floor of thecar...

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finds this has your dad has your dad

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finds this concert ticket and he picks it up and it
flashes back to a memory fromlike graduation so like four and
a half years prior or whateverfive years prior who knows how
long at this point

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or in some five because jamie's five sure there
you go

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um when they were gonna go see the cure in concert
he got her tickets yeah hedoesn't well here's the thing so
he got her tickets knowing thatshe loves the cure and he's like
sweet let's go like it's thenight before you're supposed to
leave for la like this will beawesome so They're like, road

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trip.
Did you notice how awfulPeyton's wig was?

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It was fucking terrible.
Because obviously they're tryingto do it where they're still in
high school.
It's five years ago.
And obviously they don't looklike they do now that they did
five years ago.
So they have to do somethingabout that.
And they have to try to makePeyton look like with her hair
the way it was back then.
So they put her in a god awfulwig.
It is bad.
It moves way too much.

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Hair does not move that much andthat independently.
okay uh so yeah it didn't lookgreat but this whole kind of
like remembrance dream sequencething whatever it's

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cute

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yeah it's

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but it's funny because from what we've learned
in this during this season lucasdoes not like the cure i
wouldn't say he hates them buthe doesn't doesn't like them

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and you know what i like the cult They're great, but
the cure, change a coupleletters.
I don't know.
I never got into it.
I just never really listened toit and really don't care.
Not that I hate them oranything.
I'm just kind of whatever.
Don't need it.

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I don't know.
I kind of like them.
Like, enough that, like, if Iwent somewhere and they were
playing The Cure, I wouldn't bemad.

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Fair enough.

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You know?
But, yeah, so they've got thisroad trip they need to go on to
go and see The Cure.
And they're talking about, like,the amount of babies they're
going to make in the backseat ofthis car.
Because, like, this is prior tothem breaking up.
The

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Comet?
Yeah.

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Hmm.

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Yeah, this is.
They were still like togethertogether in high school there.
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking.

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This is before she left.

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Yeah, that is too.

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But yeah.
It's

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interesting to hear her talk about, oh, I'm moving
to LA.
I'm going to work for a fuckingrecord company.

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Yeah.

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And the way it goes.
But this is before all of thatbecause it's a rewind sequence.

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A rewind sequence?

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It's a rewind sequence.
Yeah.
A

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flashback.
A flashback.

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You know, a rewind sequence.
That's another way to sayflashback.

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So Nathan finally gets the call that a European
league is wanting to sign him.

SPEAKER_02 (17:30):
He could play with Tony Kukoc in the European
league.
No, Tony Kukoc was more 90s.
He's a good player from the...
He could play with...
Fuck.
I don't know.
Andrew Bogut.
There you go.

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Yeah.

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but yeah so he's kind of contemplating this like
would he want to go like wouldthis be a possibility he has a
family if he didn't have afamily I'm sure he would 100% go
like but his thing is like hewants to be in the NBA he wants
to be in North America forreasons but I think if he was

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still coming up and didn't haveJamie and Haley he would
probably actually consider itmore

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oh he would probably do it i almost guarantee he
would do it

SPEAKER_03 (18:20):
yeah but now it's a bigger conversation because you
can't just take off to europe

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yeah

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without considering so many things so many variables

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so many variables

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um and yeah uh so Yeah, Victoria had been
shredding letters.

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Yeah.

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She found these letters and there was more than
just the one.
There was quite a few.
And she's shredding them andshredding the envelopes too.
And Brooke was like, what areyou shredding?
And she's like, junk mail.
And she's like, okay,

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stop being a weirdo.
Brooke gave her a look there andthen she walked away.

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But then here's my funny thing that I was telling
you about.
So, Brooke goes up to shredsomething.
Okay.
And she finds half-shreddedletters.

SPEAKER_02 (19:17):
Right.

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Why didn't she use Shred It?
Shred It, bro!

UNKNOWN (19:24):
What?

SPEAKER_03 (19:25):
It's two! It's a dream come true! Shred it, bro!
Oh my god.
I knew this would be yourreaction.
I was gonna get really mad ifyou didn't catch

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on.
If I didn't clue in.
I was

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gonna be so grumpy with you.
But

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guess what?
I fucking nailed it, bro.

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And I didn't even warn you.
Shred it, bro! So everyonetells...
Jamie yeah you should askMadison to the dance so he goes
to shoot his shot and asks herand she's like Uh, Chuck already
asked me.

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Yeah, dude.
What a

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fucking dick.

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He snaked fucking Madison from Jamie.
What a dick.
And that's the thing.
He was a dick before to Jamie.
He's being a dick again.
It's like, why is fucking Jamieeven entertaining friendship
with this asshole that's nowfucked him over twice?
Such a ween.
Right?
Fuck this guy, man.
What a shitty friend.
He shouldn't even be his friend.
Like, Jamie, why would you trustthis kid?

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Like, he's obvious.
Fuck.
Sucks.

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Mia.
It's

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a major heel turn by Chuck, man.
The fucking betrayal again.

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100%.
Right?
Mia goes into the studio and shesees Haley sitting there and
she's like, is it true thatChase

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kissed Brooke?
Lost his virginity to Brooke?

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yeah losses virginia brooke and haley starts like
laughing

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and she's like yeah

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yeah and then she's like wait you know it was so
fucking funny

SPEAKER_02 (21:05):
that's the thing you take all these situations out of
context much like wrestlingamalgamate brother you take the
situation out of context and youjust state it for what it is
it's like oh okay so a nannyfucking came in and like tried
to kidnap a kid but then shelike got scared off and she did
kidnap him but then the dadfucking fucked her off and she

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was gone but then she came backand plotted

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revenge

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plotted revenge and hit him with a car and then
kidnapped him and it was gonnakill him but needed Jamie back
and this is this is somethingthat happened well

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then it's funny because Haley's kind of laughing
about the situation because sheknows that it was like 30
seconds and is all he lasted.

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One pump jump.
And

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then she's kind of trying to make Mia feel better
and says, oh, like, you know,it's no big deal.
My husband literally lost hisvirginity to my sister.
And Mia's like, what the

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fuck?
What the fuck is going on withyou Treehill people?

SPEAKER_03 (22:13):
You guys are fucked.
It's so good.
It's so, so good.
Um...
And then Nick Lachey shows up.

SPEAKER_02 (22:25):
Dude, this whole like, oh, somebody wants the
rights to my song.
Somebody wants to perform mysong.
But

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I don't know how I feel about it.
I don't think

SPEAKER_02 (22:36):
I want to.
And it's fucking Nick fuckingLachey,

SPEAKER_03 (22:38):
bro.
Nick fucking Lachey wants torecord Hailey's song.
And he's actually talking aboutlike...
He's also talking about BrookeDavis.
He's like, oh, I slept withBrooke Davis.

SPEAKER_02 (22:50):
He obviously knows Brooke.
He likes Brooke.
He wants to know about Brooke.
But I guess...
They slept together in the past.
Sure.
But I wonder how far off ofnewlyweds he was when he did
this.
Because this is what...
Oh, right.
Because this is what, like 2009?
Something

SPEAKER_03 (23:08):
like that.

SPEAKER_02 (23:09):
Newlyweds is like 03, 04.
So they probably...
broken up by this point so yeahbrother fucking nick lachey was
married to jessica simpson from02 to 06 okay so four years they
were married and this episode iswhat 2009 so we're a few years
removed from nick lachey andjessica simpson being together

SPEAKER_03 (23:31):
so it's possible that him and brooke davis had a
thing

SPEAKER_02 (23:35):
a kayfabe thing or a shoot thing Are they working
about a relationship together ordid it actually happen in real
life?
I

SPEAKER_03 (23:42):
don't think it happened in real life.

SPEAKER_02 (23:43):
Don't think it happened in real life?

SPEAKER_03 (23:44):
But...

SPEAKER_02 (23:45):
Sophia Bush never went after Nick Lachey or vice
versa in real life?
I don't think so.
Who knows?
You don't know that?
I don't think so.
You don't know that?
I

SPEAKER_03 (23:52):
have no idea, bro.
I think it was just part of theshow.
Yeah, I would assume so.
And yeah, it's pretty fuckinggreat.
But yeah, Nick Lachey is there.
He wants to record the song andhe's actually trying to talk
Haley into it now.
But she's still unsure.

(24:13):
Yeah.
And when she goes home, Nathantalks to her about the offer to
go to Europe.

UNKNOWN (24:19):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (24:20):
And she's like, that's a big thing to talk
about, but logistically, howcould this work?

SPEAKER_02 (24:26):
Yeah, and he's going to make a shit ton of money, but
he didn't say how much money hewas going to make.
Yeah, that's an interestingcaveat there, is that Nathan
didn't actually say how muchmoney he was making.

SPEAKER_03 (24:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (24:37):
I mean, I'm sure it's good money, because that's
like another feeder system forthe NBA, right?
And really good players who usedto be NBA-ers sometimes go to
this league as well, too.
So he'd go play with ZydrunasElgoskis.

SPEAKER_03 (24:50):
hmm interesting

SPEAKER_00 (24:53):
yep

SPEAKER_03 (24:54):
um jamie and skills kind of low-key want to skip the
dance because jamie got turneddown by madison so he's like why
even fucking go but then skillsis like nah brah we're going and
they get all decked out in theirlittle suits and they're heading
off to the dance

SPEAKER_02 (25:13):
yeah and what was the song that they came in with.
Trying to remember.
Oh, Turn Me Loose.
Turn me loose.
Turn me loose.
Yeah.
So that was the perfect song fortheir entrance into the dance.
But what fucking school hasdances for kindergartners?

SPEAKER_03 (25:35):
Right?
Right?
It's so

SPEAKER_02 (25:36):
odd.
Did you ever go to a school thathad a kindergarten dance?
No.
Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (25:41):
We did square dancing in elementary school in
like grade six.

SPEAKER_02 (25:45):
We did that as well.
And we also did it throughoutmiddle school.

SPEAKER_03 (25:50):
Yes.

SPEAKER_02 (25:51):
Why

SPEAKER_03 (25:52):
do I need to know how to square dance?

SPEAKER_02 (25:55):
Yeah, like, oh, that's so practical.
I guess it's

SPEAKER_03 (25:57):
very Chilliwack.

SPEAKER_02 (26:00):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (26:00):
Like, I swear any, like, party I go to, like, it's,
like, even up at my cousin'splace, when they have their corn
roast, I swear at some point

SPEAKER_02 (26:10):
they're square dancing.
It's Rider Lake, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (26:17):
But, yeah.
Nathan is sitting in the changeroom and thinking about his
options for this.
offer and Devon sits down withhim and they kind of have a
little bit of a talk and Devonlike says you know like I have
another baby girl I gotta takecare of my family I need to work

(26:40):
like I need to get back in ityou know I feel terrible

SPEAKER_02 (26:44):
Nathan feels bad for

SPEAKER_03 (26:45):
him yeah Nathan's starting to feel bad for him too
but Devon's trying to actuallyturn a new leaf and he's like if
I come back I'll be better likethat's all I want to be is
better for my family

SPEAKER_00 (26:56):
yep

SPEAKER_03 (26:57):
Which is good.
It's good that he's realizingthat he was absolutely in the
wrong and he was a piece ofshit.
Sure,

SPEAKER_00 (27:03):
yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (27:03):
Um, we keep getting these Peyton and Lucas
flashbacks.

SPEAKER_02 (27:07):
Which are annoying every time because the wig is so
bad.

SPEAKER_03 (27:09):
The wig is so bad.
They go to a restaurant becausethey want to have pie.
They're doing this road trip.
Yeah.
But, um, Lucas actuallyconvinces her like.
To dine and dash.
Hey, we should do a dine anddash.
But actually he pays thewaitress.
Yeah.
And he's like, hey, there's anextra tip if you run out and
like scream.

UNKNOWN (27:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (27:29):
like make a big deal of it, like that we're leaving.
So she does just that.
But as they drive away, Peyton'slaughing her fucking ass off.
As they drive away, one of thetickets floats down to the
parking lot.
But did you see what the companyname was?

SPEAKER_02 (27:49):
It's not-

SPEAKER_03 (27:52):
Mikit...
What?

SPEAKER_02 (27:54):
Mikit Taster?
No, what was it?

SPEAKER_03 (27:55):
It was Master Ticketer.

SPEAKER_02 (27:58):
Master Ticketer, yeah.
Yeah, Mikit Taster.

SPEAKER_03 (28:01):
Mikit Taster.

SPEAKER_02 (28:02):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (28:02):
Wow.

SPEAKER_02 (28:04):
Yeah.
Master Ticketer.
I like that.
It's great.
The Cure would use MasterTicketer.
It's quite inferior to TicketMaster.
They are the master ofticketers.
They are the Ticket Masters.

SPEAKER_03 (28:20):
oh my god

SPEAKER_02 (28:23):
wow dude so funny shit about Nick Lachey here he
was just like okay I came allthe way out here to fucking tree
hill I came from like CaliforniaI was on standby for so long I
had like three fuckingconnecting flights and I was in
the middle seat in coachslumming it with all the coach

(28:48):
people not even an aisle seat ora window seat a middle seat uh
so he suffered

SPEAKER_03 (28:55):
so that he could get to tree hill

SPEAKER_02 (28:57):
on his way to tree hill because of course there's
no major airport in tree hillwhere was uh keith Picking Karen
up from the airport.
Was that the Tree HillInternational Airport?
Or was that the Greensboro?
It was

SPEAKER_03 (29:14):
the New Brunswick something

SPEAKER_02 (29:15):
airport.
New Brunswick?
Yeah.
Oh, weird.
Oh, yeah, that was the name.
But where was that?
I have no

SPEAKER_03 (29:20):
fucking

SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
idea.
I wonder if it was like anactual place called New
Brunswick, but not the Canadianversion.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (29:27):
definitely.
Kind of in the middle of all ofthis happening, Nathan decides
that he is going to stay withthe Chiefs because he feels like
the NBA is actually going tomake the call eventually.
And if he goes to Europe, thatjust uproots way too much for
his family.

(29:47):
It really does,

SPEAKER_02 (29:47):
yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (29:48):
So he'd rather risk it.
But he did say that they shouldprobably give Devon the chance.
to go to

SPEAKER_04 (29:55):
Europe.

SPEAKER_03 (29:56):
Yeah.
And his coach was saying, yeah,I was kind of thinking the same
thing.
Yeah.
And then at this dance, Skillsand Lauren get to talking and
she says that she just got outof a relationship and he says he
got out of a relationship andshe's like, oh, we could go for
some rebound S-E-X.

(30:17):
And then she's like, justkidding.
We can just dance.
Because he's like, girl, you'refreaky.
Uh...

SPEAKER_02 (30:24):
How about some rebound?
It's just the way she says it.
I could really go for somerebound.
S-E-X.

SPEAKER_03 (30:29):
There's kids, but, you know, they're elementary
school.
Sure.
I'm sure they're learning how to

SPEAKER_02 (30:35):
spell.
I'm pretty sure they know how tospell.

SPEAKER_03 (30:37):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Haley gives Nick this chanceto try the song.
She's got the music queued

SPEAKER_02 (30:47):
up.
Yeah.
It's all there.
There's no vocals.
And now Lachey is going tolisten to it and try to sing it.

SPEAKER_03 (30:52):
Yeah.

UNKNOWN (30:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:53):
and the way this song is it is so not meant for
hayley it's

SPEAKER_02 (30:59):
not

SPEAKER_03 (31:00):
this is such a nicholashay song it was like
really is so like vibey pop songand it's like no this is this is
meant for a male pop singer tosing

SPEAKER_02 (31:15):
but you know what Lachey fucking owns it.
Oh, he killed it.
He fucking owns it, dude.
Like, so good.
Just destroy the song.
I wouldn't be surprised

SPEAKER_03 (31:23):
if it's actually one of his songs that they just

SPEAKER_02 (31:25):
like.
That's what I was thinking aswell.
I just don't listen to NickLachey.
Me neither.
So I don't know what his fuckingsongs are.
I know he was in a boy band.

SPEAKER_04 (31:33):
Oh, yeah,

SPEAKER_02 (31:33):
he was.
And it was in 98 Degrees.
And I knew he married JessicaSimpson for four years.
Yeah, because

SPEAKER_03 (31:40):
you used to watch Newlyweds, didn't

SPEAKER_02 (31:41):
you?
It was on Much Music.
So Much Music is on, and you'rewatching Much Loud.
And you see fucking Metallicaand Slayer and Judas Priest.
And then eventually you watchother shows like Video on Trial
and Much Music Countdown.
And then they just play musicvideos for the rest of the night
and shit.
But what were you just saying?

(32:02):
They'd

SPEAKER_03 (32:02):
sneak in some newlyweds for

SPEAKER_02 (32:04):
you.
They'd sneak in some episodes offucking newlyweds with Nick
Lachey and Jessica Simpson.
And I'm just like, wow.
Jessica Simpson says some reallydumb things in that show.
And that's what I remember itmost for.
She did not know a lot.
of things she's yeah but I don'tknow I don't really remember
much concrete from the showbesides that and like I remember

(32:27):
that a turtle died on theirproperty, like by the swimming
pool or something, that a deadturtle or some shit.
That was literally one of thestorylines they cooked up for
this reality and quotation show,reality show in quotations.
Yeah.
And she was just like, oh, shewas grossed out by it.
That's it.
That's the fucking story.

SPEAKER_03 (32:49):
Weird.
Yeah.
So Brooke says, does approachVictoria about shredding these
letters at some point andVictoria is saying like I did it
to protect you I did it toprotect Sam like Sam is better
off with you if her mom likegave her up for adoption like
why does she want her back Ikind of like I fucked up with

(33:11):
you I have a chance to do like abit of a redo and Brooke's like
this isn't up to you yeah

SPEAKER_02 (33:17):
exactly

SPEAKER_03 (33:18):
so Brooke actually talks to Sam and says like your
mom wants to know you do youwant that opportunity i think
you should take it but sam's allemotional like

SPEAKER_02 (33:29):
sure no she fucking gave me up i don't want anything
to do with that bitch

SPEAKER_03 (33:32):
but brooks like if i had a chance to have a redo with
my mom like actually it'd benice

SPEAKER_02 (33:44):
oh you personally

SPEAKER_03 (33:45):
me

SPEAKER_02 (33:46):
yeah

SPEAKER_03 (33:47):
No.

SPEAKER_02 (33:47):
Or who are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 (33:48):
Brooke.

SPEAKER_02 (33:49):
Brooke.
I'll have the do-over.
She's trying

SPEAKER_03 (33:51):
to reason with Sam because she feels like as much
as it could backfire and Sammight want to go and actually be
with her mom, she feels like shehas a good enough relationship
with Sam that she just wants toknow her.
Like she should just want toknow her.
Yeah.
So she encourages that and sayslike, your mom works at the

(34:13):
coffee shop, right?
Like the one where you alwaysgo.
And Sam's like, yeah, but shedoesn't realize it's me.
She doesn't recognize me.
So what's the point?
And Sam's like, or Brooke'slike, there's so much point.
Let's like, and she actuallytakes her and she stands
outside, lets them have theirmoment, but she lets Sam meet
her mom.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (34:34):
Now it doesn't mean she's going to stay with her.
It doesn't mean she's going tohave her in her life.
going forward none of that isjust the first meeting how will
that go that'd be very weirdespecially at

SPEAKER_03 (34:43):
that

SPEAKER_02 (34:44):
age in your life to go through that

SPEAKER_03 (34:46):
fuck

SPEAKER_02 (34:46):
dude

SPEAKER_03 (34:47):
that would be very strange

SPEAKER_02 (34:49):
one thing we could be very grateful for is we have
great parents yeah both of us soyeah you take that for granted
when when you uh don't have itright yeah you know

SPEAKER_03 (35:01):
very true um chuck goes to Jamie and says, yo, I've
been a piece of shit.
Like, I hosed you, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (35:11):
Yeah, totally.
I'm sorry.
At least he's got this fucking,you know, he's trying to repent
here a little bit and trying tomake it up to fucking

SPEAKER_03 (35:18):
Jamie.
I went under your nose and askedher out, but she's been talking
about you all night, so...
What?

SPEAKER_02 (35:28):
It's 0 for 2 with this guy.
He's fucked Jamie over twice.
He does it again.
He's done.
He's fucking done, okay?
A little Adoyle here becauseAdoyle rules.
Yeah.
The whole family takes a fuckingtrip off the mountain in a
station wagon.
Oh, my God.

(35:50):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (35:51):
And Devon is walking around with his wife and his
daughter.
There are two daughters now.
And his phone starts to ring andhe gets the call from the
European

SPEAKER_02 (36:05):
League

SPEAKER_03 (36:05):
saying, yo, we want to give you a

SPEAKER_02 (36:07):
tryout.
I wonder what team it eventuallybecomes.
Probably they don't tell us, Iwould assume.
That's just kind of the end ofhis days as a character.
Why would they need him in theremore, I guess?
Because he's just going to goplay in Europe now.

SPEAKER_03 (36:21):
yeah and he's got a young family it's not like she's
working or has like a recorddeal or like you know and it
gives them that opportunity wedon't yeah we never find out
what happens more from that forhim

SPEAKER_02 (36:35):
interesting yeah probably gets kicked out of the
locker room and he's not playingbasketball anymore because of
who he is as a person

SPEAKER_03 (36:42):
oh my god yeah that is the one tree hillside of the
program

SPEAKER_02 (36:49):
That is.

SPEAKER_03 (36:51):
Oh, and Hailey does give the okay officially to Nick
Lachey to actually record thesong.

SPEAKER_02 (36:58):
Yes, exactly.
Officially

SPEAKER_03 (37:01):
official.

SPEAKER_02 (37:01):
Officially official.
It's Nick Lachey's song now.
Didn't Madison hold Jamie's handas well, too?
Oh, yeah.
He went over there, and theywere hanging out, and then they
held each other's hands.
It was so

SPEAKER_03 (37:13):
cute.

SPEAKER_02 (37:14):
So cute.
It was true love.
Oh, my

SPEAKER_03 (37:17):
God.
You know what it was.
Do you know how crazy it'll beone day that that'll be our
boys?

SPEAKER_02 (37:22):
I don't even want to think about that right now, bro,
when they're three and one yearsold.
I just don't even want to giveit a thought yet because that's
crazy to me.
That's just wild.

SPEAKER_03 (37:32):
Right?

SPEAKER_02 (37:34):
Yeah.
I enjoyed it.
There's some good stuff.
Not my favorite, but good.
I enjoyed it.
I'm not writing it down.

SPEAKER_03 (37:41):
You did your...
It was good,

SPEAKER_02 (37:48):
but...

SPEAKER_03 (37:49):
It was good, but...

SPEAKER_04 (37:51):
I don't

SPEAKER_02 (37:54):
know.
I think a four even.

SPEAKER_03 (37:56):
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (37:58):
Four right on the money.
4.00.
I'm okay with it.

SPEAKER_03 (38:02):
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (38:03):
And that is the end of yet another notebook here on
Treehill Wrestling Federation

SPEAKER_03 (38:08):
podcast.

SPEAKER_02 (38:10):
This is notebook four.
Yeah.
Pretty sure.

SPEAKER_03 (38:14):
I'm on my third.

SPEAKER_02 (38:17):
Now I got another two full pages here of November
23rd.
No, this is my second.
Shit, dude.
But here we go, brother.
Main event time.
Not because it's the main eventof our podcast, just saying
that, you know, wrestling hasmain events and this is what
we're doing right now.
This is the main event of theevening.
It is the number, number,November.

(38:38):
Number.
November is the 11th month andalso the cruelest month.
November 23rd, 1998.

SPEAKER_03 (38:45):
Why is it the cruelest month?

SPEAKER_02 (38:47):
cruel.
November is cruel because that'swhen it starts to get real cold
and icy and snowy and turnseverything to shit.

SPEAKER_03 (38:55):
Unless you live in Chilliwack, BC.
It's not too bad actually.
And then you get like one day ofsnow basically.

SPEAKER_02 (39:01):
Yep.

SPEAKER_03 (39:02):
And that's it.
That's about

SPEAKER_02 (39:03):
it.
Here and there.
And that's that.
But this is emanating fromColumbus, Ohio, Ohio State
University, SchottensteinCenter.
So it's like a heavy collegecrowd here.
And, you know, the testosteronein a college crowd probably led
to a lot of testosterone-fueledgestures of sorts pointing

(39:30):
certain places and pointing downto certain places, using only
one finger in your entire hand,you know, gestures, right?
I'm pretty sure they like doingthat kind of stuff.
We still have the

SPEAKER_03 (39:45):
wrestlers.

SPEAKER_02 (39:45):
Let's be right.
Exactly.
I mean, Stone Cold flipseveryone off.
DX tells everyone to suck it.
And even Vince McMahon sometimestells people to suck it too.
So the corporation is still notcalled the corporation yet, but
it's basically, you know, it's acorporate thing.
So let's call it.
the corporation.
But Vince is out here with theStooges and Shane and everybody.

SPEAKER_03 (40:08):
He's got an announcement.

SPEAKER_02 (40:10):
He's got an announcement.
A very special announcement.
But he also says that he hadnothing to do with Stone Cold
Steve Austin getting hit in thehead with a shovel by the
Undertaker.
He absolves any wrongdoing andhe says, I never lie! What

SPEAKER_03 (40:27):
a piece

SPEAKER_02 (40:27):
of shit.
Never has lied in his entire

SPEAKER_03 (40:29):
life.

SPEAKER_02 (40:30):
I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 (40:31):
What a sack.

SPEAKER_02 (40:32):
Right.
But he has a new commissioner.
Sergeant Slaughter hasgraciously stepped down as
commissioner.
He wants a new life here in thecompany, a new feel, some more
attitude.
And he's announcing the newcommissioner.
And holy shit, dude, did youfucking think?
This is not what I expected.
You did not think this was goingto happen at all?

(40:54):
I thought it was going to be

SPEAKER_03 (40:54):
another ugly old man that's like a stooge.

SPEAKER_02 (40:58):
No, bro, not Tony Gurria, not Bruce Pritchard, not
any of those guys.
No.
No, no, it's fucking.

SPEAKER_04 (41:06):
The

SPEAKER_02 (41:06):
most flamboyant.

SPEAKER_03 (41:09):
Oh, my God.
The most charismatic.
I mean, you've got the biggestheart on for him anyway, so.

SPEAKER_02 (41:14):
Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (41:16):
Makes sense.
The

SPEAKER_02 (41:18):
icon.

SPEAKER_05 (41:19):
The showstopper.
The man in red.
The

SPEAKER_02 (41:23):
heartbreaking Shawn Michaels.
HBK is back, bro.
You did not expect thecommissioner to be the new
sheriff in town.
A little HB shizzle here.
And yeah, man, I almost forgotabout this.

(41:43):
I remember he was commissioner,but I didn't remember how he got
introduced as the commissioner.
And now I do have context onShawn Michaels being
commissioner of WWF and havingfull pull, like complete
authority to book

SPEAKER_03 (41:58):
it came

SPEAKER_02 (41:59):
to any matches he wanted to besides Stone Cold
Steve Austin Vince McMahon ispersonally taking care of the
Austin situation and I don'tknow I think another guy is
probably taking care of anAustin situation like wanting to
wipe his seed from the earthRight?
Not just fire him and not havehim in his company anymore.

(42:19):
We go down some paths in thisepisode.
And we started off with ShawnMichaels.
How do you feel about ShawnMichaels finally coming back?
Does that feel great?

SPEAKER_03 (42:30):
feels nice because it's like he's been gone for so
long

SPEAKER_02 (42:34):
and he only showed up a few times as an announcer
and now he's like actually onscreen can

SPEAKER_03 (42:39):
he just be an announcer all the time he's so
good

SPEAKER_02 (42:42):
he's so fucking great he's hilarious right and
you just want to hear what hehas to say but no he's actually
an on-screen character as uh thecommissioner now so again full
authority to book any matchestitle matches whatever he wants
um except for steve austin umBut he has complete authority.

(43:02):
It's very interesting.
And he is here.
And, you know, Vince loves andhas a heart on for Sean, but
they haven't always seen eye toeye.
True.
So it's interesting hire byVince here why he would do this,
because he's had somecontroversy and problems in the
past with, you know, 98 people.

(43:23):
HBK and this is still 1998 soand it doesn't get much better
in 99 or 2000 or 2001 but we getthere eventually brother Steve
Austin he took a shovel to thehead last week by the undertaker

(43:43):
how many times did they showthat shovel shot

SPEAKER_03 (43:45):
you can tell his arm

SPEAKER_02 (43:47):
got his hand up did not hit him in the head at all
very clearly did not hit austinhead but you know uh it went
really fast and it's hard to seeso he got hit in the head and
austin's a tough son of a bitchand he is going to be in the
hospital but he has been um Hehas been not allowing any
medical attention whatsoever.

(44:08):
And even though he is in thehospital.

SPEAKER_03 (44:11):
Apparently, the prior night or something, he was
supposed to be wrestling.

SPEAKER_02 (44:14):
He did wrestle.
And he was

SPEAKER_03 (44:16):
all fucked

SPEAKER_02 (44:17):
up.
He is dizzy.
He is fainting.
He blacked out.
He had nausea, vomiting.
He puked.
Shut the fuck up.
Gotta get puke in there.
Cause draws is not called pukeanymore.
It's just draws now.
So I'm just like, fuck, we'regoing to call it puke again.
So we got to get puke on theair.
Uh, but yeah, he's having a,he's having a tough time.
And imagine that dude, you're infucking San Jose and you're just

(44:40):
going to wrestling on like aSunday night and it's like a
sold out crowd and you get stonecold Steve Austin versus the
rock in a world title match.

SPEAKER_04 (44:46):
That's wild.

SPEAKER_02 (44:47):
Holy shit, dude.
Like my God, people these days,they could have a time machine
and be able to go back to thatshit.
It was fucking wild, dude.
It's pretty amazing.
So yeah, Austin's fucked up andhe's in the hospital and he
blacked out after the match withThe Rock.

SPEAKER_03 (45:03):
But didn't they say he was somewhere else in the US
and now he's in LA?

SPEAKER_02 (45:09):
No, he was in San Jose the whole time.
Yeah.
He was in San Jose for thathouse show and he's been
admitted to the San Josehospital medical facility.
Uh, and he's holed up there, buthe's pissed off with all the
nurses and doctors, which ispretty on, on brand for Steve

SPEAKER_03 (45:27):
Austin.
Very

SPEAKER_02 (45:28):
true.
Having to take fucking, uh, andthey keep going back to his, uh,
his, um, room where he's lyingin his fucking medical facility
bed oh nice sneeze reallykeeping that in but they keep
cutting to him and then hestarts cutting promos on like
Undertaker and fucking Vince andshit and his blood pressure goes

(45:49):
up you hear his heart ratemoving faster

SPEAKER_03 (45:51):
and they're like you need to

SPEAKER_02 (45:54):
calm down Mr.
Austin calm down Mr.
Austin I love when people callhim Mr.
Austin because you know whatwhen Vince was first starting as
like the on air authority figurehe was still calling Stone Cold
Mr.
Austin at the time he doesn'tcall him Mr.
Austin anymore no he just callshim a son Son of a bitch! That's

(46:15):
exactly what he calls him now.
Yeah.
So Austin's fucked up.
He's holed up in the hospital.
Oddities and Headbangers havehad this match before.
ICP.
Okay.
Insane Clown Posse, Violet J,and Shaggy 2 Dope have a
backstage...
promo uh just some shit going onhere and they're saying that

(46:35):
they're making the odditieswrestle the match like they're
not ready they can't fight sothe oddities gotta take their
place so it's kirgan and golgaand they're gonna face the
headbangers and icp insane clownposse turn heel on the oddities
they have spray paint they'respray painting fucking golga
Giant Silva and fucking Kurganall in the eyes of spray paint

(47:00):
they have Giant Silva tied up inthe ropes and not only that the
ultimate insult the fuckinghandbangers cut off Luna's hair
all her fucking right at thefucking scalp dude like she has
like three huge long like whatare they like dreads or whatever
cornrows strands like that andthey cut them all off they look

(47:23):
like ramen noodles

SPEAKER_03 (47:24):
yeah legit I was like

SPEAKER_02 (47:27):
it's like Sid

SPEAKER_03 (47:28):
damn but like almost better

SPEAKER_02 (47:31):
yeah like probably better than Sid because it's so
much longer you could slurp thatpiece of ramen hair the ramen
hair for like how long until itactually all went in your mouth
so would you say that Luna'shair is the master and the ruler
of the ramen noodle mullets theramen noodle hair

SPEAKER_03 (47:54):
No.
Or

SPEAKER_02 (47:55):
does that belong to one psycho

SPEAKER_03 (47:57):
Sid?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
We can't change

SPEAKER_02 (48:00):
that.
Don't you miss Sid?

SPEAKER_03 (48:01):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (48:02):
Yeah.
Me too.
Big time.
You're not getting him back.
Sorry.
uh it's too bad but yeah fuckinghuge uh heel turn here by icp
and so icp is joining up withheadbears now i don't fucking
know i i feel like there's likemultiple turns every week now
it's kind of crazy it's almosthard to keep up with everything

(48:23):
what's going on uh blue blazerhere i love his uh old school
80s style theme it's prettyhilarious

SPEAKER_03 (48:31):
i think it's so weird that he like runs with his
arms out

SPEAKER_02 (48:35):
yeah dude fucking he's like a superhero bro he's
the blue blazer he's fightingcrime and he's taking it out on
poor saps in the world wrestlingfederation he's gonna beat them
all and he's gonna start withsteve blackman bro The Lethal
Weapon, my boy.

(48:55):
And I just saw his podcast withCBV.
Steve Blackman's fuckingawesome.
He's a legit badass.
But Blazers work in this match,and he's doing Owen moves.
And, of course, Jim Ross isnumber one with a bullet on the
list of thinking that Owen Hartis the Blue Blazer.

SPEAKER_03 (49:12):
Yeah, we've seen them

SPEAKER_02 (49:14):
in the ring a

SPEAKER_03 (49:15):
few times together with separate people.
Like, come on.

SPEAKER_02 (49:21):
Exactly.
I also find it interesting withthis match is because, you know,
they

SPEAKER_03 (49:28):
also said that you also can tell that it's not Owen
because the nose.

SPEAKER_05 (49:35):
Yeah, that's a regular size nose.
I know.

SPEAKER_02 (49:39):
Not that.
Jim Ross.
I can't even put my finger onthe level that Jim Ross is at on
this show.
He is just like.
He's had enough.
Like he is pissed and he isscreaming his head off at like
everything.
And it's great.
It's like.
top-notch peak Jim Ross here.

(50:01):
But the moves that this blueblazer does, Owen-like moves,
inzaguris and the sharpshooterand the belly-to-belly suplex,
but he does it, but they don'tlook like Owen's doing it.
His inzaguri didn't even hit himin the head.
He only made it to his shoulder.
Owen makes it to the head everytime because he's a professional

(50:22):
and he's so good at that move.
One of the greatest inzaguris ofall time.
So when somebody else does itand they do it like that, you
know, I don't This is probablynot Owen Hart because Owen Hart
has way more athleticism thanthis.
Yeah, right.
And, yeah, so we start to think,oh, and Jim Ross is starting to
doubt himself.
Oh, maybe

SPEAKER_05 (50:38):
this

SPEAKER_02 (50:38):
isn't Owen Hart.
What kind of crap

SPEAKER_05 (50:40):
do they have up their sleeve,

SPEAKER_02 (50:41):
damn it?
And...
fucking it's not owen because uhit's a quite an easy win for
steve blackman a couple ofbicycle kicks and uh away we go
but owen comes out playingclothes again he's wearing a
little like fucking wow plaidshirt and blue jeans

SPEAKER_03 (51:00):
wow the blue blazer guys wow the blue blazers out
there we know Different people.

SPEAKER_02 (51:06):
Yep, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (51:08):
Fucking get it through your tiny skulls.

SPEAKER_02 (51:10):
But who is that?
I think that's the question thatthey're trying to answer is who
is the Blue Blazer if it's notOwen Hart?
They

SPEAKER_03 (51:16):
tried to take off his mask.

SPEAKER_02 (51:17):
They tried to.
Steve Blackfin tried to take themask off, but it didn't work so
well.
And they got out of there and westill do not know who the Blue
Blazer is.
It's obviously not Owen.
It's someone else.
Edge and Gangrel.
They have a couple entrancestonight.
Gangrel.
Yeah.
I was confused.
This is before the three-personring of fire.
So I specifically remember backin the day, this is just as a

(51:39):
generalization, that Edge,Christian, and Gangrel come out
together through the fire.
all three of them at the sametime.
But at this point, Gain Grail isjust coming out by himself and
Edge and Krishna are waiting atthe stage, like just past the
curtain there underneath thetitantron.
So interesting that it's onlyone.
With that type of space there,it seemed like only one could

(52:00):
get out, but obviously make itbigger eventually and maybe
don't have the flame shoot up asmuch, special effects it,
whatever you do, right?
And all three of them can comeout.
So it's only just Gain Grailright now and they're up
against...
The greatest European championof all time.
Fucking, you better recognize.
Oh my God.
Who sucks now?

(52:20):
D'Lo Brown.
He does not suck.
He sucks

SPEAKER_03 (52:23):
so

SPEAKER_02 (52:23):
much.
No, bro.
He's the best.
He's

SPEAKER_03 (52:26):
finally changed his pants.

SPEAKER_02 (52:29):
He is the greatest European champion of all time,
so he can wear that as long ashe wants.
It should be his regular tights.
I'm okay with it.

SPEAKER_03 (52:38):
No.

SPEAKER_02 (52:38):
It's quite a long match for a Raw match.
It kind of dragged a bit.
Yeah, it

SPEAKER_03 (52:42):
went on for

SPEAKER_02 (52:43):
so fucking long.
It went on for a while.
It wasn't big on that.
But at the end, Chyna, onceagain, two weeks in a row.
Chyna.
Chyna.

SPEAKER_06 (52:52):
Chyna.
Chyna.
Chyna.
People think I don't like Chyna.
I love Chyna.
Chyna.
Chyna.
Is the new Chyna, by the way.
Chyna.
Chyna.
Chyna.
I deal with Chyna.
Chyna.
Chyna.
Big league Chyna.
So don't tell me about Chyna.
I know Chyna.
Chyna.
And by the way, I love Chyna.
China is

SPEAKER_02 (53:11):
here.
And she has a microphone.
Why does

SPEAKER_03 (53:19):
she have a microphone?

SPEAKER_02 (53:20):
Because she's going to talk.
And I know you love it whenChina talks.

SPEAKER_03 (53:24):
Because it does not fit.
Her voice does not fit.

SPEAKER_02 (53:27):
She doesn't do it very often.
But when she does, it's stilloff-putting.
And she takes the mic and shesays, Mark, I'll do it.
She will go on a date.
No sex involved, mind you.
I like how they have to keepmentioning that.
It's just like, we're going on adate, but you don't have to have
sex with me.
Great.

(53:47):
why do they have to specify that

SPEAKER_03 (53:52):
every fucking

SPEAKER_02 (53:54):
time who knows maybe china will have such a good time
she'll want to have sex withmark henry who knows what if he
woos her off her feet and sheleaves

SPEAKER_03 (54:02):
triple h he reacts

SPEAKER_02 (54:04):
she leaves triple h for mark henry oh my god yeah oh
my god it looks it looks like heasked Madison out to the fucking
kindergarten dance and uh shesaid yes that's how happy he was
Mark Henry looked like howexcited Jamie was when Madison

(54:26):
said yes to him because weamalgamate here on the THW it

SPEAKER_03 (54:29):
was actually when Lauren when he asked Lauren to
go have dinner with him andGrandpa Dan

SPEAKER_02 (54:36):
uh-huh

SPEAKER_03 (54:38):
She's the one that said yes, and he was all stoked.

SPEAKER_02 (54:41):
Yeah, oh yeah,

SPEAKER_03 (54:42):
yeah.
That was a few episodes

SPEAKER_02 (54:43):
ago.
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, and we haven't seen Dan alittle bit, and I'm not happy
with

SPEAKER_03 (54:48):
that.
Well, yeah, he...
didn't get his heart transplantand now he's like kind of
low-key going off to die

SPEAKER_02 (54:55):
he's fucking in the middle of the water like
screaming at the clouds and shitthat's what he's been doing fuck
me uh okay uh apparently onsunday night heat last night
mark merrow dumped jackie

SPEAKER_03 (55:10):
apparently

SPEAKER_02 (55:11):
what since when i

SPEAKER_03 (55:14):
don't know

SPEAKER_02 (55:15):
weird so interestingly enough he's

SPEAKER_03 (55:19):
just a sack of shit

SPEAKER_02 (55:20):
yeah so she sucks too so i don't know i don't mind
jackie at least she's tough likeshe's a good wrestler and shit
i'm down with that um but yeah

SPEAKER_03 (55:30):
she's a bitch

SPEAKER_02 (55:31):
she can be but what if she's not now because you'll
see with this match on heatmerrill dumped jackie so gold
dust has a match with markmerrill here and fucking terry
shows up right away TerryRunnels, Terry Venus, Terry
whatever, Terry Dust, whateveryou want to call it.
She's here and fucking Jackie'scoming down and they're dressed

(55:54):
to the nines, so to speak.

SPEAKER_03 (55:56):
Why didn't, like, she was Marlena and that's how I
know

SPEAKER_02 (55:59):
her.
Yeah, but she's not Marlenaanymore.
She's Terry.
And this is Jackie.
Stop changing names.
And they look like a couple ofpretty mean sisters to me.
And they come in here and theylow blow, spam the low blow
button, hit the X on thePlayStation controller over and
over and over again.
Kicks gold dust in the ball,Terry does, and then Jackie

(56:22):
kicks fucking marrow in theballs.
Oh, gold dust in the balls andterry kicks mary on the balls
and so it's ball shots it like isaid it's spamming the fucking
cheat button uh and low blowingeveryone in sight so apparently
terry and jackie scornedex-lovers now together to attack

(56:45):
men every week interestingteaming here where it's
literally just a tag team of twoladies who are sick and tired of
putting up with men.

SPEAKER_03 (56:57):
Well, so far, it's just the two men.

SPEAKER_02 (56:59):
Just the two men, but what if they start going
after other men as well?

SPEAKER_03 (57:03):
You're hinting that that's going to happen.

SPEAKER_02 (57:04):
I mean, it's possible.
They seem like some pretty meansisters to me, and there's a
reason why I keep saying that,pretty mean sisters.
What's the acronym for prettymean sisters?
Oh, fuck off.
P-M-S.
Ha ha ha! Vince McMahon, you'vedone it again.
Wow.

(57:25):
good lord attitude era wow uh wewe get a triple threat hardcore
championship match mankinddefending his wonderful
beautiful um legendary hardcoretitle and he's defending against
big boss man not normal sizeboss man and ken shamrock

SPEAKER_03 (57:48):
he's not big okay

SPEAKER_02 (57:50):
he's big bro

SPEAKER_03 (57:51):
He does not look big.

SPEAKER_02 (57:52):
He's a big boy.
Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 (57:54):
He doesn't look big.

SPEAKER_02 (57:55):
Oh, my God.
Yeah, maybe he could be theopposite of Val Venus.
Who knows?
It's very, very possible.
he's not the micro penis he'sthe he's the small boss man or
he's the micro penis man i don'tknow who knows i don't think

(58:16):
vince mcmahon would be okay witha head of security having a tiny
wiener

SPEAKER_03 (58:20):
what if he doesn't know he

SPEAKER_02 (58:22):
knows he's vince mcmahon he knows the exact
length and girth of all his guysfucking

SPEAKER_03 (58:28):
dicks

SPEAKER_02 (58:29):
i guarantee it dude he's a creep like that

SPEAKER_03 (58:31):
that is so gross

SPEAKER_02 (58:32):
if you like somebody would just mention a wrestler to
him he'd be like six inches six6.2 inches It's like, oh, how
about, to quote Scorpio, 10inches, 3, 10.3 inches.
How about The Ultimate Warrior?
I took too much steroids, so 2inches, 2.3 inches.
And he would know that shit.

(58:53):
I'm just speculating.
But I'm pretty sure he does.
Oh, my God.
I mean, it's Vince McMahon.
But anyways, they're here, Shaneand Vince, together again.
It's weird, because this is ahardcore match.
You'd think, like, weapons wouldbe taken out sooner, besides Big
Boss.
boss man's nightstick that helikes to use he actually does
some pretty cool tricks with hisnightstick like he actually like

(59:15):
flips it around and he doesreally good with it he's fast so
he's actually kind of skilledwith the handling of a big stick
because he doesn't have onehimself so he had to

SPEAKER_03 (59:27):
practice

SPEAKER_02 (59:27):
I know right exactly and Mick's you know looking not
too bad in this match he makessome good comebacks he attacks
Shamrock or actually Shamrockattacks Mick with a can of coke
Is that your favorite wrestlingweapon so far?
That's

SPEAKER_03 (59:43):
such a waste of a can of

SPEAKER_02 (59:44):
Coke.
What if it's empty, though?

SPEAKER_03 (59:45):
It was not

SPEAKER_02 (59:46):
empty.
I know at the time it wasn'tempty.
It was still full or had some inthere.
But what if it's empty?
I'm just saying.
That would be an effectiveweapon, don't you think?
No.
The aluminum could even splitand cut you, too, so that has
that added effect as well.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:01):
I mean, that's different, but, like,

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:02):
yeah, no.
Okay, fair enough.
It's a waste

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:05):
of a can of Coke.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:06):
Well, if all the liquid went in the other guy's
eyes, that would, like, kind ofblind him for a bit, so that
would be good.
No,

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:12):
that's still a waste of a can of Coke.
What?

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:15):
But that's an effective way to, like, fuck
your opponent up.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:17):
It's still a waste

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:18):
of a can of Coke.
I guess in the context of thematch, it's good, but it's still
a waste of a can of Coke, likeyou said.
Yeah.
uh and the broom of course andhe goes to town with the broom
but okay who's this fuckingfaction okay and i want to get
back into like you know thetruth commission and fucking the
nation doa and las barricas andall these fucking factions but

(01:00:39):
now we just added a faction andit's

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:41):
have we haven't seen doa in a while

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:43):
no i think they're we saw them in passing so we saw
them when last week when hawkgot pushed off the titan drone
again context brother uh Theywere seeing them off in the
ambulance and Skull and 8-Ballwere back there with Paul
Ellering because Elleringbrought LOD and was genuinely
concerned for the well-being ofHawk.

(01:01:06):
But yeah, DOA was there, butthat was the last time we saw
them and they weren't in awrestling role.
So they're definitely fallingdown the card, which thank
fucking God they shouldn't havehad a spot at all.
And then eventually later years,especially in the dying years of
WCW, they're on TV every week,sometimes five, six segments a
night.
Why the fuck would you put theseguys on that much?

(01:01:27):
That's what WCW did.
They felt like it was a greatidea to put the Harris brothers
on four, five, six, seven timesa night.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:33):
If it was our kids, then sure, but...

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:36):
Not our Harris Brothers, though, brother.
Not our Harris Brothers,brother.
But this new faction, the JobSquad, the J-O-B, because
they're a squad that does what?
Job.
They lose all their matches.
And that's the whole point oftheir faction, is they all suck
and they lose.
And Al Snow, you know, talentedwrestler, has gotten his gimmick

(01:02:00):
over, but couldn't care lessabout any of his matches.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:03):
Scorpio, Too Cold Scorpio, Flash Funk biggest dick
in wrestling, whatever you wantto call him.
And that's Mick Foley's account,brother.
Scorpio's here.
Flash Funk, whatever the fuck.
He sucks.
He always sucked.
Did he get rid of his ponytail?
I

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:22):
did not pay attention because he should not
be on my screen at

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:27):
all.
He still had his cul-de-sac, butI don't know if he still had the
ponytail coming out of it.
His hair

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:34):
is

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:34):
awful.
It's pretty fucking bad, bro.
I

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:37):
avert my eyes.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:39):
And then that's another member.
And then we have fucking...
My name's Thurman Plug, but myfriends call me Sparky.
It's Sparky Plug.
Bob Holly.
Bodacious Bob.
That's Bob Holly, brother.
And he's in the job squad aswell, and he's still got the
fucking huge, long, blonde hair.

(01:03:02):
Expect some changes with that.
I

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:05):
don't see him often enough to care.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:07):
You might see him more,

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:08):
though.
Oh, fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:09):
No, but he might have a character change for the
better.
Who

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:12):
knows?

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:14):
Some guys do, some guys don't, but...
Give Bob Holly a chance.
He's not Sparky Plug anymore, atleast.
And he's not Bombastic orBodacious Bob.
Whatever the fuck he was in thattag team.
But they interfere on Mankind'sbehalf.
Head with the headshot onShamrock.

(01:03:35):
And the one, two, three.
And Mankind retains his hardcoretitle in front of Vince and
Shane McMahon.
And they're

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:42):
pissed.

UNKNOWN (01:03:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:43):
uh okay so now we're gonna get into a very
interesting part of the episodeso what i'm gonna do is i'm
gonna tell you the next fewmatches that happen and then
basically end with um theoverarching plot of this episode
okay so we're gonna go to uhchristian okay second time
broods out here he's actuallydefending his light heavyweight

(01:04:06):
title i think this might be thefirst time he's defending his
light heavyweight title on rawat least uh and it's against the
head coach of the PasadenaChargers of the elementary
school Dwayne Gill and the jobsquad interfere again on the
behalf of good old Dwayne Gilland he gets the 1-2-3 he takes

(01:04:30):
an impaler this match as welltoo but actually turns it around
and wins and we have a new lightheavyweight champion this is a
belt that fucking Takuma Shinokuhad for fuck sakes and now
Dwayne Gill is the championDwayne Gill Dwayne fucking Gill.
And he's, I guess, a part of thejob squad now as well.
Makes sense.

(01:04:51):
He's a jobber, but he's achampion.
He's a fucking champion.
Stone Cold isn't a championright now, but Dwayne Gill is.
wow another match GodfatherTiger Ali Singh it doesn't
actually happen because Regalcomes back from last week and
said the broads that he had lastweek were no good and he wasn't
happy with them and Godfather isgoing to offer up his hoes this

(01:05:13):
week to Tiger Ali Singh and hewasn't really having it and it
was just a gigantic brawlbetween the three and it's kind
of going nowhere unfortunatelyGodfather needs better opponents
I think don't you feel likeGodfather's got like Steven
Regal and Tiger Ali seeing heused to have like vader and shit
you know yeah so it would benice to see godfather get some

(01:05:35):
better competition here

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:36):
yeah

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:37):
but um it's actually uh valvinas that comes in and
helps godfather this time and uhman you imagine the tag team
names for these two guys oh godfucking uh pimping the penis uh

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:53):
oh my fucking god

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:54):
yeah yeah something Horning ain't easy?
I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:03):
ChatGPT.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:04):
ChatGPT, that shit.
Thank you, ChatGPT.
We have the top 10 best namesfor tag team of Val Venis and
The Godfather.
And I'm going to save myfavorites for the last.
Rated R in Pimpin', TheSmackdown Suite.
The Velvet Connection.

(01:06:25):
Champagne and Chains.
The Big Val Bosque and TheGodfather Show.
I don't know what kind offucking name that is.
But now we get much better.
We have The Ho Train Express.
We have The Pillow Talk Players.
The Adult Alliance.
Like that one.

(01:06:46):
The Sin Syndicate.
I like Adult Alliance the mostso far, but I think...
Pimp and circumstance.
Wow.
Wow.
Pimp and Circumstance.
Wow.
I don't know.
What do you like, that one moreor the Adult Alliance?
I don't like that one.
No.
Really?
Pimp and

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:05):
Circumstance?
I like that one a bit

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:07):
better.
It's pretty good.
We'll workshop that.
We'll use both names for nowuntil one takes over.
Adult Alliance.
The Adult Alliance.
It sounds like they're justadults, not in the adult
industry.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:23):
That's not what I think of when, you know.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:25):
circumstance that's fuckinggreat man um so that's uh pimp
circumstance uh we get uh okayso now the job squad has a
fucking match and duane gill'sout there with them it's a tag
team match and it's with uh twocold scorpio scorpio and bob

(01:07:46):
holly here and they're gonnaface the new age outlaws

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:52):
oh you didn't

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:55):
know

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:56):
yes that's

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:09):
right tag team champions of the world uh and a
oh and they got to match withthe job squad Why are the Job
Squad literally debuting on Raw?
They've probably been on Heat orSuperstars or whatever the fuck
before.
Dark matches, B-side matches.
But now here they're makingtheir full debut on Raw, Job

(01:08:30):
Squad.
And they're in three fuckingsegments.

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:34):
That's too many.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:35):
Like, holy shit, dude.
Enough's enough on that one, Ithink.
I mean, sure, get them on theshow, but like three fucking
times?
It's kind of unnecessary.

UNKNOWN (01:08:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:44):
There

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:44):
was a lot of unnecessary in this episode.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:47):
What was with this leaf blower?
It had a

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:51):
fucking red ribbon on

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:55):
it.
I think it was because mankindtried to give the leaf blower to
Vince as a gift when they werestill buddying around a bit
before Survivor Series.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:05):
Yeah, but then why is it here?

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:06):
Because Vince gave it back or didn't want it
anymore, so Mick took it back.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:10):
Then why is it here?
Why didn't he leave it at home?

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:14):
Because he wanted to use it as a weapon and it was
turned on the entire time.
uh until finally i think it wasone of the referees he took it
out that actually turned it offit's quite hilarious it's like
you turn on a leaf blower to hithim with the physical leaf
blower not like you know blowwind on him or anything i don't
know uh but anyways yeah it's aleaf blower and that's one of

(01:09:36):
the more entertaining uh weaponsused in wrestling along with a
can of coke And a man'sprosthetic leg as well, too.
Also.
Actually.
No.
That was a shoot, brother.
Fucking a dude's amputated leg.
Or his replacement leg.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:55):
Yeah, imagine if he hit him with the actually
amputated leg.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:59):
Wow, that got dark real quick.
His physically cut off amputatedleg.
Oh my god.
Shit, dude.
Fuck.
So, yeah, we have this fuckingbrawl with a leaf blower and
shit and it's like, whatever.
But kind of what we're here foris Stone Cold, Steve Austin.

(01:10:30):
Very interesting to see him in avulnerable state.
But anyways, he's been in thehospital this whole time.
And they gave him some medicineto help him go to sleep.
So basically, they gave him someshit to make him drowsy.
And so he's starting to go out.
And Undertaker and Paul Beardrive a hearse up.

(01:10:51):
And if you didn't know it was ahearse, Jerry Law, that's
reminding 55 times.
He

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:54):
reminded you so fucking much.
I was like, shut the fuck up.
We get it.
It's a fucking hearse.
We saw it with our own two

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:03):
eyes.
Hey, did you see?
I see something park right bythe hospital.
You know what that could havebeen?
I don't even...
It's a hearse!

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:12):
There was a hearse parked there.
He wouldn't have shot the fuckup.
That was a hearse! It's like, weget it.
Did you see the hearse?
If I was Jim Ross, I would havelike...

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:22):
Shut

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:22):
the hell

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:23):
up!

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:23):
Punched him in the face.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:24):
Such a damn mouth, gang!

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:26):
We know it's

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:27):
a damn hearse! What

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:28):
the hell is

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:28):
he doing there?

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:30):
And we knew exactly what Taker and Paul

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:33):
Bearer were doing there.
They tell him to shut the fuckup and he keeps talking...

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:37):
there yeah uh we get it yeah we get it

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:41):
we know what

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:41):
it is so undertaker and paul bear you know
undertaker is like six ten and ahalf paul bear is this rotund
350 pound man uh they're bigdudes and uh they all tatted up
and shit and long black hair ina fucking like you know demon's
outfit and they go waltzing intothe hospital uh sight unseen

(01:12:03):
this dude that's almost sevenfeet tall and this dude that's
like 350 pounds Walking throughthe hallways, looking at room
numbers, trying to find SteveAustin's 316 room number.
Good catch there, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:19):
Remember when we went to the hospital to have...
Which baby was it?

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:24):
What's that?

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:25):
Flinders Zane.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:26):
That what?

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:27):
Oh no, it wouldn't have been that.
No, it was when we went toVegas.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:30):
We went to Vegas.
We got room 316 at CasinoRoyale.
We legit got room 316.
It was the greatest happenstancein the history of my life.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:39):
I did not request it.
You claim you never called torequest

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:43):
it.
I absolutely did not.
You booked everything.
Why would I call?
Right?
I had no idea about anything.
You set all that shit up.
So yeah, that's just fucking...
great luck uh amazing and

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:58):
316 is also our anniversary exactly march 16th
so that's

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:03):
funny also unbeknownst to me like not
planned uh-huh at all

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:09):
you're still claiming that

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:10):
still it will always later still and will always
claim that i did not purposelydo that um as much as you may
think.
Otherwise, uh, but yeah, no,they got past security.
They got past the front desk.
They got into an elevator thathad people on it and they didn't
think it was weird that thishuge tatted guy, uh, and other

(01:13:33):
dude, a mortician were going upto a random room, three 16 on
the third floor and making itpast everybody, including the
nurses and doctors and everybodythat was dealing with Steve
Austin, anybody else, anypatients, any visitors, any
staff, anything in the hospitalin San Jose, which sounds like
it's a big city, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:50):
And That

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:51):
would be a bustling hospital.
Even at night.
I

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:55):
don't think a gift shop would be open, though.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:57):
A gift shop wouldn't be open, but...
At this time of night.

UNKNOWN (01:14:00):
But...

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:00):
Undertaker and Paul Bear break into and they didn't
even have to break in they justopened the door I'm sure wasn't
locked just come in the room andAustin's asleep and so he's
gonna put him to sleep even moreand make him go unconscious by
choking him out and then PaulBear had like chloroform or some
kind of ether or something andI'm gonna just say it's

(01:14:22):
chloroform that's what I alwaysthought it was they always try
to say ether but I'm like nahdude just straight up chloroform
so Austin's out cause of thechloroform in the sleeper.
And yeah, like I said, it's veryweird to see Austin so
vulnerable in this state wherehe's like literally in bare feet
holed up in a hospital bed andnow Undertaker's dragging him

(01:14:43):
out by the feet out of thehospital.
So now he's got to go to theelevator, go down three fucking
floors, make it past the giftshop that apparently is still
open.
All the people, the patients,the visitors probably not much
for visitors because it's latebut all these things happening

(01:15:06):
and no one saw anything no onereported anything and the
doctors don't even realizeAustin's gone because he's
trying to get some

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:13):
sleep or they were just threatened if you said a
word You'd be murdered.
Sure.
They're scared.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:23):
Sure, they're scared, which is very possible
as well, too.
If I was some nurse trying tocalm down Steve Austin, yeah,
I'd probably be worried, too.
So they literally drag Austinout.
They put him in the hearse andnow they're driving him away.
I don't know how well Undertakerknows the streets or Paul Bearer

(01:15:45):
knows the streets of San Jose,but there was no Google Maps
back then.
So they were using actualfucking maps, like physical
paper maps.
So they find the closestgraveyard in San Jose.
And it didn't take them long toget there either, which is great
for them.
They beat traffic.
And They're just going to buryAustin alive, basically.

(01:16:08):
They're going to throw him in afucking grave, and they're going
to start...
They already pretty much dug thehole, or they've dug most of the
hole.
They're just going to throw himin now and bury him.
And they stop.
And they...
Undertaker starts to have secondthoughts maybe no he doesn't
have second

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:25):
thoughts

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:26):
oh no he doesn't have second thoughts about not
doing this his second thoughtsare oh burying him in a grave
alive is too good for SteveAustin

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:34):
well it wasn't even just that Austin came too

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:38):
He did.
He did.
And he started attacking.
And then obviously Undertakertook him down again.
Sleeper.
And then another bit of thechloroform again.
And Austin's chloroformed out.
And now it's too good for Austinto be buried alive.
It's got to be worse.
He's got to feel pain.
It's got to be torture for thisguy.
And he decides that, hey, Paul,I know you're a mortician.

(01:17:01):
So we're going to go to thefuneral home.
And we're going to embalm StoneCold Steve Austin on an
embalming table.
The cold, hard slab.
And they're going to suck allthe fucking crucial liquids out
of his body.
And we are going to fuckingembalm Steve Austin.

(01:17:23):
So we get to that cold hard slabthat we talked about and we're
at the funeral home which looksjust like a regular house I
guess but they have an embalmingroom and the cold hard slab and
everything and they get him inthere and the undertaker's got a
dagger and they're gonna youknow delay decomposition of his
dead body by preserving him withsolutions.

(01:17:45):
But he's not dead.
But he's not dead yet so heactually has to kill him first
and he's gonna stab him in theheart with a dagger or a pair of
scissors or something.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:53):
Dagger.
Dagger.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:53):
Dagger.
Well, you had the dagger.
And then Paul Bearer actuallytried it after with scissors to
no avail.
Because just as Undertaker.
Yeah, but

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:02):
before that.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:02):
But just as Undertaker starts speaking in
tongues while Austin is layingwith his shirt cut off on this
embalming table.
He has to kill him first.
And he starts speaking intongues.

UNKNOWN (01:18:17):
Wow.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:19):
Damn.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:19):
Yeah.
So he's going down a verydevilish path here.
He's the one with the occult,the Lord of Darkness.
Ozzy Osbourne was the Prince ofDarkness.
The Undertaker is the Lord ofDarkness.
And he's here doing some crazyshit.
And he's about to stab StoneCold Steve Austin to death.
I can't believe I just saidthat.

(01:18:41):
My mom was watching.
Kane comes out of nowhere andsaves...
I had

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:48):
a feeling.
The whole time we were sittingthere, I was like...

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:51):
Yeah, he's gonna fucking kill a man on
television.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:54):
We haven't seen Kane yet.
This would be a real convenienttime for him to show the fuck
up.

SPEAKER_02 (01:19:01):
We had a...
A flashback to what Kane's beendoing the last few weeks, just
attacking people randomly.
Just a vignette about him, butnot actually him there.
So he's obviously in San Jose atthis random fucking funeral home
that Paul Bear called in themiddle of the night to say he
had to kill somebody and embalmthem there.
Yeah.

(01:19:22):
again can't believe I just madethat statement but it happened
and Austin stopped Paul Bearfrom stabbing him to death with
a pair of scissors and Kane tookout Undertaker and Austin was
able to get away even in his notso lucid state And it's

(01:19:44):
interesting the payback thatAustin might enact on Paul Bear
and The Undertaker.
But they have a Buried Alivematch in Vancouver, brother!
Pay-per-view, man.
And...
Yeah, it's happening, bro.
Buried Alive, Austin Taker.
And we're also getting Mankind,The Rock, the rematch for the

(01:20:07):
world title.
Also in Vancouver.
And, you know, The Rock is thecorporate champion, so why not
name his first pay-per-view andhis first pay-per-view title
defense, call it Rock Bottom.
because it's after The Rock, andhe's the corporate champion, and
he's Vince's corporate champion.
So, of course, he's going toname a pay-per-view.
Do you ever name a pay-per-viewafter Austin?

(01:20:28):
Actually, he had said Cold Dayin Hell.
That was, like, Austin-inspired,but it was Undertaker as well,
too.
Interesting, like, where theywere back then when they were
fighting each other with theHart Foundation around to now,
where it's, like, all the shitthat they've gone through at
that time now.
It's like, holy fuck, and nowwe're literally at the embalming
stage.

UNKNOWN (01:20:48):
LAUGHTER

SPEAKER_02 (01:20:49):
It's leading up to their fucking Buried Alive
match, you know, 100 kilometersaway from our house right now.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
And then we get a main event.
Shawn Michaels' first act ascommissioner was to make The
Rock defend his world titleagainst X-Pac.

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:07):
Vince is like, what the fuck are

SPEAKER_02 (01:21:09):
you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Right?
And Shawn Michaels is like, he'sbuddies with X-Pac.
So he's like, yeah, but I don'tknow.
He really built it up to besomebody big.
And it's just like, you feltlike it was like a
disappointment when he saidX-Pac.
It's like, what?
He's not going to say like Kaneor Mankind or Austin or
something.
No, it's going to be fun.
fucking x-pac like i

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:29):
mean they were all preoccupied the other three

SPEAKER_02 (01:21:32):
sure fair enough but uh you know what i viewed here
is kind of hilarious And so it'sgoing to be Rockin' X-Pac.

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:38):
I thought maybe Triple H would come back.

SPEAKER_02 (01:21:40):
Yeah, right?
But he definitely did not.
His knee is still fucked up,bro.
He's still not around.
Triple H don't really rememberexactly when he comes back.
I know he eventually does, butdon't remember when exactly.
Anyways, they have this worldtitle match.
Vince, Shane, and, of course,Shawn Michaels are ringside the
whole time.
But, holy shit, dude.

(01:22:04):
Um...
Bossman and Vince and this wholekerfuffle and they get involved
in the match.
But Shawn Michaels intervenesand makes sure that the
corporation doesn't involvethemselves in the match and then
takes said chair and nails X-Pacin the skull with the chair.

(01:22:24):
His

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:25):
buddy.

SPEAKER_02 (01:22:25):
His buddy.
But the thing is, shawn michaelswas never in dx with x-pac x-pac
was in dx the day after x-packind of replaced shawn michaels
in dx and not oh yeahinteresting right but not only

(01:22:46):
that obviously i don't thinkx-pac so to speak, replace Shawn
Michaels.
I feel Triple H took the ShawnMichaels spot as the leader, but
X-Pac just happened to be thatbyproduct of Shawn's gone, this
Shawn, Shawn Waltman, X-Pac isin now.
You replaced a Shawn with aShawn.
And yeah, yeah.

(01:23:08):
and maybe Shawn Michaels.
HBK wasn't too happy about that.
All this time, there was thisunderlying heat between Shawn
Michaels and Triple H and DXbecause of what DX said about
Shawn Michaels afterWrestleMania, saying that he
doesn't have it anymore, andthey said a lot of shit about

(01:23:30):
Shawn Michaels after he lost thetitle to Austin.
Made a lot of comments andstuff, right?
And so he came back a coupletimes as an announcer and helped
them a little bit, but nothingconcrete, right?
To build up a little bit oftrust.
And here he is turning on X-Pacwhile Triple H is gone, mind
you.
He nails X-Pac.

(01:23:51):
The Rock hits the corporateelbow, raises the corporate
eyebrow, and gets the one, two,three.
Shawn Michaels, arm in arm,hugging The Rock, hugging Vince,
and then making his way up theramp Vince, Shane, Rock, and
Shawn Michaels all telling DX tosuck it at the top of the ramp.

(01:24:15):
Doing the crotch chop.
Vince McMahon doing crotchchops.
The Rock, Shawn Michaels doingcrotch chops.
And Shane McMahon crotchchopping it all night long.
Dude, Shawn Michaels comes backand we're all excited to see him
and now he's a heel and he joinsup with Vince McMahon.

(01:24:35):
What is with all these guysjoining with Vince, they just
see the payday and they're like,yeah, I'll fucking join with
Vince.

SPEAKER_04 (01:24:41):
I

SPEAKER_02 (01:24:42):
guess so.
That's what Shamrock did.
That's what Bossman did.
That's what the Stooges do.
And that's what Shawn Michaelsdoes.
That's what The Rock did too.
And now they're a very powerfulcorporation.
Because before it was just Vinceand fucking the Stooges.
And then they got Bossman.
And then they got Shamrock.
And then they got Shane.
Then they got The Rock.

(01:25:04):
And now they have ShawnMichaels.
Shawn Michaels and The Rock inthe same fucking group.
Holy shit dude pretty crazy whatdo you give it for a rating
girly

SPEAKER_03 (01:25:15):
um a lot of the matches and shit were bullshit
i'd probably give a solid 3.8it's

SPEAKER_02 (01:25:25):
pretty good still uh for the thwf brother the the
whole embalming situation youknow what though i heard conrad
thompson uh he does prettypodcast with bruce pritchard and
a bunch of other wrestlingpersonalities but anyways i used
to listen to a lot not so muchanymore but i remember him
saying it's like why would iwant to watch like a you know

(01:25:47):
baron corbin kind of 10 minutepromo on raw these days when i
can watch an embalming when areyou gonna remember oh my god the
embalming for sure you're notgonna remember the promo uh but
you will remember whenundertaker tried to embalm stone
cold steve austin here on thetrio wrestling you should Fuck

(01:26:08):
it.
Sounds like something that NannyCarrie would want to do to Dan.
Like, embalm him, you know?

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:13):
Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:14):
Right?
I don't know.
Amalgamate, bro.
Brother, at treehillwf.podcaston the socials, including
Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, andthreads, and listen to us on all
the streaming services,including

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:27):
Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube Music, and
iHeart Radio.

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:34):
HBK, brother.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:35):
He's back.

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:37):
Amazing.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:39):
I'm

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:39):
down with it.
We're getting into December andthen January.
You know what January means?
Royal Rumble season.
1999 Royal Rumble is only acouple months away.
We're going to see who's goingto be in the match.
You're going to see some crazyshit happening around the match.
It's a great time to be awrestling fan in January,

(01:26:59):
February, March, and Aprilbecause it is starting the road
to WrestleMania and the RoyalRumble in January and working
our way towards WrestleMania 50the rage and climax brother oh
my god philadelphia pennsylvaniawrestlemania 15 uh you've seen
how many wrestlemanias nowyou've seen wrestlemania 13

(01:27:22):
you've seen wrestlemania 14you've seen wrestlemania 40
parts of 40 and 41 something

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:31):
like that

SPEAKER_02 (01:27:31):
yeah 40 and 41 uh you ever seen any before that or
never really paid attention

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:36):
no

SPEAKER_02 (01:27:36):
never paid attention so you have like four
wrestlemanias under your beltfor them for all intents and
purposes yeah so it'll be yourfifth wrestlemania just like uh
you've sat through what threesurvivor series six or uh three
or four survivor series 96, 97,98, and last year.

(01:27:59):
Yeah, so four Survivor Seriesfor you.
You're more experienced withSurvivor Series than you are
going to be, or you're going tobe more experienced with
WrestleMania come 15, becauseyou haven't seen five.
Good for you, brother, as I amSean Harris.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:13):
And I am Erin Kosker.

SPEAKER_02 (01:28:15):
And we are the THWF, brother.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:18):
We are.

SPEAKER_02 (01:28:20):
And we bid you adieu.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:22):
And I say bye, bitch.

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