Ep. 128 - Big Show Me How To Live - Tree Hill Wrestling Federation

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

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Three Hill Wrestling Federation podcast brothers

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and sisters.

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Oh boy, episode 128.
That is big show me how to liveon the THWF for the 128th time
as I am Sean Harris.
And I am Erin Kosker.
THWF brother, live and in chargeonce again.

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Can't

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believe we're still here.
Still doing it.
Amazing.
Love it.

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And now there's more, like, talk about the
reboot.
So, like, yes, we've talkedabout this kind of ending after
the show is over, but also ifthe reboot happens, you know
we're going to cover the reboot.

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We'll definitely have to cover the reboot.
Because it'll be

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fresh for me, too.
I won't know a single thing.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31):
Yeah, it'll be fresh for both of us, which would be
amazing.
So I'm totally down with that.
I figure we could probably atleast finish this before that
happens.

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Oh, yeah.
100%.

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Definitely.
So that'd be pretty great.
Because they

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still haven't really started any filming or anything.

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Yeah.
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That's right, brother.

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You didn't interrupt me.
Nice.

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What?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys andgirls, children of all ages,
Spotify Generation X proudlybrings to you its number one
ranked

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OTH Podcast of the Week.
We are not number one.
We are number three.
Yay! fucker

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talk sean harris the badass eric cosker the tree hill
wrestling federation podcast

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number three but if you're not down with that we got
two words for you

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listen now to the number one oth podcast get out
of here no

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we are not you cannot make that claim

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i just did

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we are the number

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three.
What are people going to doabout it?

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I got another email saying that we are number three,
so.

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What are people going to do about it?
Oh my God.
Right?
Are they going to come to ourhouse with pitchforks and
fucking

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torches

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and shit and say like, you're not number one,
you're actually number three,brother.
You know that's not going tohappen, so I can say whatever
the fuck I want.
Because it is our podcast and wedo what we want.
And since it is the 128thedition of this very podcast,
November 30, 1998 Monday NightRaw on this podcast.

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We are rambunctious and we liketo rambunctiously amalgamate the
worlds of O-T-H and W-W-F slashE.
Not yet, no.
You're saying weird shit.
I'm halfway done but it's notkicked in yet.
It will kick in probably by theTreehill portion or at least
most of the way through this.
It has not kicked in yet butwhat has kicked in is the

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Headbangers apparently nowjoining up with Insane Clown
Posse.
I

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mean, I feel like that's more

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fit.
kind of does make sense becauseit's like even though icp is
like rap but you know it feelslike they're very similar in
certain ways you know mosh

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attitude

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mosh thrasher violent jay shaggy too dope you
know it seems to all go togetheryeah but they're out here and it
looks like they're gonna have amatch but not before stout toe
Steve Austin he is not pullingany punches he's not pulling any
shovels this time because he isgonna go after everyone he's got

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a shovel looks like a brand newshovel brand

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spanking new he

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just bought it from fucking Canadian Tire

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Home Depot

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Home Depot yeah I guess there's no Canadian Tire
in Baltimore Maryland AmericanTire I guess but he comes out
it's stunners for all he's Oprahin this episode you get a
stunner you get a stunnereverybody gets stunners tonight
I think by the end of it Icounted nine stunners by the

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end yeah you can't no i think there was more than
that

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no no there was three here i think there was six
later

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four there here

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there was only three

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really

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yeah he only stunned mosh thrasher and one of the
members of the same clown possei thought he

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got both of them no no

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no so he got three members here uh but either way
he's handing out stunners likecandy And he doesn't really have
much to say.
He's just like, he's looking forUndertaker and Paul Bear
because, you know, they tried toembalm him last week.
True.
And he's out for revenge.
So he's going to find them andhe's going to lay waste to them
with a shovel, I guess, andmaybe bury them alive if he gets

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the chance.
TV Guide.
I know you probably didn't getmany TV guides back in the day
because you didn't watch TVbecause, you know, you didn't
have cable.
But TV Guide was a huge thing,especially in the grocery stores
because you would check out andwrite at the check stand, still
today, uh you see magazines andalways tv guide was there
because we didn't have a fuckingyou know internet to deal with

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to find out what was on tv andthe uh channel uh the channel
channel you know the channellisting channel like whatever
channel three uh that would tellyou all the programming and
what's

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on and my

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tells you everything that's happening this is so sad

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hang on So, my grandmother, great-grandmother,
she had Alzheimer's.
And she moved in with us.
Literally, like, sitting in theexact same spot I'm sitting in
now.
This is basically where herchair was.

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Weird.

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Or something.
She would sit here.
And her TV was over there.
And she would just watch thechannel listing on...

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The channel

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channel.
On channel three.
Just in a loop.

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Over and over and over again.

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Over and over and over again for like hours.

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Why?

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Because she would forget what was already on the
listing.
And then she'd be like, oh, likethis is new information.
Like, yeah, it was really sad.
I was like in the sixth gradeand I remember it vividly.

SPEAKER_00 (07:11):
Wow.
Well, we didn't have that backin 1998.
We didn't have the internet or aless easily accessible internet.
But we did have TV Guide, whichshowed us all the channels and
what would be on at certaintimes.
But I always knew that MondayNight Raw would be on at 6
o'clock every single Mondaynight.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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Until it wasn't.
the odd time that they...

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I mean, when they had a Thursday Raw Thursday or a
Saturday Raw Saturday or theypreempted for the US Open or
whatever.
Something dumb.
You know, why would you everpreempt Monday Night Raw?
It's blasphemy.
But Stone Cold Steve Austinactually got his first cover on
TV Guide and also joining himwas The Undertaker.
So this is one of the first, notthe very first time.
I think Hulk Hogan probably wason a cover of TV Guide back in

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the day.
And sidebar, a real tough weeklast week.
It was Check on the whitepeople, because man, they had a
rough one, including myself.
Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hoganboth passed away two days apart
last week.
People kept coming up to me andtexting me and asking me if I
was okay.
I

SPEAKER_01 (08:17):
told you about Hulk.

SPEAKER_00 (08:20):
Yeah.
And both days I was at work whenI found out.
And those are deaths that youjust don't forget where you were
and what was happening when theydied.
And so major rest in peace toOzzy Osbourne.
A huge influence in my life andin my musical life and literally
everything.
One of the greatest singers ofall time.
Rest in peace.

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And of course, Hulk Hogan.
Say what you want about the guy.
He's definitely...
We'll see you next time.
sports entertainment wwe as weknow it would have not existed
without vince mcmahon and hulkhogan and so all of this

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attitude error and everythingand it you know it wouldn't
happen so it also would havemeant that this podcast probably
wouldn't be a thing so we do allowe a debt of gratitude to hulk
hogan for the sheer impact hehad on sports entertainment and
wrestling as a whole

SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
you mentioned how like you had so many people
letting you know yeah um so oursister-in-law um she was the one
that told me that Hulk Hogandied she was like is Sean okay
like two of his heroes are goneI mean two people that were like
important influential like inyour life

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I'd say Ozzy Osbourne would definitely be a
hero not Hulk Hogan but

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yeah um

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But yeah, hugely influential for sure.

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And then an ex-coworker of mine from back in
the day, back when I dressed asHulk Hogan for Halloween in 2017
and wore my costume to work.

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And won a costume contest at a video game bar in
Vancouver that night.

SPEAKER_01 (09:58):
Yes.
Yeah.
yeah she was like are you howhow are things going like Hulk
Hogan died isn't that sad yeahshe's like I thought of you
immediately and I was likethat's so funny that you thought
of me when a wrestler dies

SPEAKER_00 (10:16):
very true yeah crazy it's amazing what I've turned
you into babe

SPEAKER_01 (10:19):
oh

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my god uh but yeah Hulk Hogan like I said he had
some controversies definitely uhyou know not the most well-liked
person especially like you knowthis year I mean CM Punk even
went on Monday at Raw one weekbefore the Rumble and said he
was gonna throw out Hogan'sdusty ass and kill Hulkamania
forever literally six monthsbefore he died so you know and

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all of his racist remarks thatwere that came to life and all
these things I'm veryunfortunate but again you can't
deny the impact that he had Iwas never a huge Hogan guy
because by the time I startedwatching wrestling I was like
Bret Hart mode for sure Hoganwould pretty much already gone
and gone and done Thunder inParadise and Mr.
Nanny and Suburban Commando andall those shit ass movies and

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join WCW.
I

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remember Mr.
Nanny.

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Mm-hmm.
You should watch it.

SPEAKER_01 (11:06):
Oh, my God.
We

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need to watch No Holds Barred as well, too.
what's that smell

SPEAKER_02 (11:15):
dookie

SPEAKER_00 (11:17):
dookie that's one of the greatest lines in movie
history from hulk hogan theredookie um yeah no holds barred
brother uh but yeah the impactis undeniable even though i
wasn't a huge hogan guy like isaid most of this would not
exist without him um probablyone of the most if not the most
popular wrestler of all timehe's definitely a household name

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like even if you don't know agoddamn thing about wrestling
you're you probably know whoHulk Hogan is

SPEAKER_01 (11:43):
yeah

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yep Same thing with John Cena.
He was

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one of the only wrestlers I knew about when I
was growing up.

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That's him.

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Because Brad, my cousin, he had one of the
wrestling buddies that was HulkHogan.
And him and my brothers wouldwrestle in his basement living
room with the Hulk Hogan.
They would put the cushions fromthe couch on the floor and
wrestle and stuff.
So he was the one I grew upknowing about not that i watched

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wrestling at all but i was awareof him

SPEAKER_00 (12:21):
as a person oh absolutely well he he
transcended wrestling he's inpop culture he hosted saturday
night live he was in movies hewas in tv shows he he appeared
everywhere on all the talk showshad merchandise the lgn figures
the wrestling buddies andfucking this hulk hogan's
pastamania all these things yeslook it up bro hulk hogan's

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pastamania everything hetranscended wrestling for and
that's the thing this dude hadtwo peaks in his career he had a
peak in the 80s when he was youknow hulk hogan say your prayers
fucking take your vitamins andyou know pray and believe in
your and blah blah blah anddrink your milk uh and he had
that huge peak yeah i know uh hehad that huge peak in the 80s

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with hulkamania when he wasworld champion multiple times
for a very long time and notonly that he started to kind of
fall out of the eye of fans inwrestling and then he turned
heel and joined the nwo and hadanother peak as a heel hollywood
hogan so like i said undeniablecareer Very sad what happened.

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Apparently cardiac arrest.
He had been in the hospital fora little while.
And they couldn't get himbetter.
They couldn't do anything tohelp him.
So they sent him home.
And then a little while later,he succumbed to all that.
So very unfortunate.
Rest in peace to Ozzy Osbourneand Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

UNKNOWN (13:45):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (13:45):
our worlds would be shaped so much differently if it
wasn't for those two guys.
For sure.
Especially mine.
We'll move on and talk about howthey were slagging off Hulk
Hogan multiple times in thisepisode for being a piece of
shit.
Because that's what WWF does,brother.
I

SPEAKER_01 (14:02):
know.
We're watching this and we'relike, who?

SPEAKER_00 (14:03):
It's like Hulk Hogan, that old fossil.
He's retired now.
No, he's

SPEAKER_01 (14:08):
dead

SPEAKER_00 (14:08):
now.
No, he's dead now.
But even back then, it wasfucking 27 years ago and they're
calling him a fossil back then.
So what does that say now?
anyways Goldberg even name dropBill Goldberg let me tell you
something Bill Goldberg I'mgoing to be Bill Goldberg

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because Bill Goldberg can't doanything with me he prefers to
be called Goldberg well I'llcall him Bill Goldberg say it to
my face Bill Goldberg one ofBret Hart's most hilarious
promos on Bill Goldberg theynamed dropped him and said that
Goldberg is an Austin wannabebecause he is a bald guy with a

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goatee with black trunks, blackboots, and beats everyone's ass.
I mean, it makes sense.
Yeah.
Bill Goldberg.
We have a tag title match aswell, too.
We got The Outlaws.

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Jesse James is double double JJesse James no longer it's a
road dog Jesse James andspeaking of Jesse and James from
Pokemon I was playing PokemonPuzzle League today it was great
and the kids loved it kids lovedit and I played Team Rocket and

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they beat their asses it wasgreat We have a tag team title
match here.
It's the New Age Outlaws againstthe Brood here.
And it is looking like it's Edgeand Gang Grail in this match.
So Christian's on the outside.
Christian comes in with the beltshot.
Okay, so the sheer amount offuck finishes in this episode is

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quite hilarious because most ofthe matches don't really mean a
lot.
There's a couple here and therethat are okay.
But overall, there's not a lotof substance in any of these
matches, which is kind of nicebecause they're all very short.
And we just kind of focused onthe stories of the night, which
was, you know, at this point, Ikind of prefer.
But anyways, Christian comes outwith the belt shot.
We get a DQ.
New Age Outlaws win.

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Apparently, the corporation,still not called the corporation
yet, is called Team Corporate atthis point, which sounds
terrible.
So eventually, it will be TheCorporation.
But anyways...
corporate uh mcmahon family uhthey're trying to recruit the
new age outlaws to thecorporation

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yeah apparently i

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think the outlaws are capable of straightening up
and flying right

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and

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what would xpac and triple h and china would say
about that right

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yeah china's busy

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china's on a date

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so she's not there to say anything

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she's not there to say anything so we'll see what
happens with the new age outlawsin the corporation also austin's
looking around for undertakerand unfortunately he goes in one
with the shovel andunfortunately he goes into one
too many freezers

SPEAKER_01 (17:13):
I knew this was going to happen.
Me too.
When he looked in the first one.
I was like, he's getting thrownin there.
Well, you knew it because you'veseen it.

SPEAKER_00 (17:20):
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Let's fucking rewind this shitfor a sec.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (17:27):
I mean, you have though.
I'm the only one that hasn't.
27 years ago.
I know it's been 27 years ago,but you've still seen it.
So you might have like alingering little memory.

SPEAKER_00 (17:38):
Not at all.
Not at all.
You know the sheer amount ofepisodes of Monday Night Raw
I've seen?
And I'm supposed to rememberthis one 30-second segment from
27 years ago when I was 9 yearsold.
You

SPEAKER_01 (17:53):
remember a random shit that I told you about One
Tree Hill when I thought youweren't paying attention?

SPEAKER_00 (17:58):
When I was 9 years old.
And I'm supposed to rememberthis.
I

SPEAKER_01 (18:03):
remember shit from when I was 9 years

SPEAKER_00 (18:05):
old.
You remember a 30-second segmenton a TV show you watched 27
years ago?
You don't remember what happened27 minutes ago?
Let's move on.

UNKNOWN (18:11):
Ha ha ha!

SPEAKER_00 (18:11):
Austin gets locked in a freezer and we knew that
was going to happen.
Even though I only watched itonce 27 years ago, I should know
that this fucking happened.
And Undertaker's the one to lockhim in there.
Padlocks and everything.
So I guess Austin's going to dieof hypothermia.

SPEAKER_01 (18:27):
Yes, so.

SPEAKER_00 (18:28):
Yeah.
Oh, well.
So, yeah, it's the big date.
China, Mark Henry, sexualchocolate himself.
He is getting ready for thisdate.
He's getting all, you know, He'snot so scruffy looking this
time.
He's in a nice little sport coatand dress shirt and nice dress
pants and shoes.

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He's looking real nice here.
Looking pretty fresh.

SPEAKER_01 (18:51):
She's wearing jeans and a halter top and a leather
jacket.

SPEAKER_00 (18:55):
She's also looking pretty good, I must say.
And D-Lo's kind of helping MarkHenry out.

SPEAKER_01 (19:02):
Unwillingly.

SPEAKER_00 (19:03):
At first he was helping him out and also they're
in a hotel getting ready.
And you see the Christmas treebecause it is November 30th and
it's way past where they shouldbe putting up christmas trees
that should be a november 12th

SPEAKER_01 (19:13):
no it's not

SPEAKER_00 (19:14):
actually november 1st more like but anyways uh the
christmas tree is up and it'sgorgeous and it's here and it's
a nice backdrop for this datewith china and mark henry but
mark henry asked dilo to comealong with him and dilo's like
kind of be a third wheel no andhe's like no no it's okay he
helped support me and helped mewith my confidence with china
and he's like okay for you i'lldo it and so they go to the limo

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and mark henry gets in and hegives the fucking limo driver
hat and a sport coat to D'Lo ohhe's coming along on the date
alright he's going to be theirdriver unbeknownst to D'Lo I
love how these two are actuallygetting some story now because

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before they'd just be out thereand barely have promos and just
wrestle and now there's actuallysome backstage interesting story
stuff happening with them whichI love because D'Lo is my
absolute boy Adam gave me hisboy stable last night.

SPEAKER_01 (20:14):
Okay.
Can I just say something?

SPEAKER_00 (20:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (20:19):
He did not...
wag his head around as much.
He wasn't as much of abobblehead.

SPEAKER_00 (20:23):
Well, he wasn't in the ring.
He wasn't in the arena.
So why would he be on a datewith Mark Henry in China?
Well, if that's the

SPEAKER_01 (20:30):
shit he does, then he'd just be doing that.

SPEAKER_00 (20:32):
He just does that all the time.
No, he was in a bad mood becausehe had to be the driver for this
date.
So he wasn't fucking, you know,he wasn't recognizing.
I tell you that much.
Mark Henry also has flowers forChina.
$1.99, Mark?
Come on.
Dude makes bank in WW He canafford more than$1.99 for
flowers.

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Come on.
He's sexual chocolate, man.
He's the world's strongest man.
You'd think he'd bring a littlebit more to the table.
But I kept thinking that, youknow, Chyna might actually start
enjoying herself later in theday.
We'll see later what happensthere.
Undertaker, now he's literallyput Austin on ice.

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Literal Chili McFreeze icedagger.
Now he only has one person leftto take out and that would be
his brother Kane and calls hisbrother out and he does come
out.
But while they're brawling, abunch of random men in white
coats, one of them with astraight Great jacket in his
hands are coming out and goingafter Kane.

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So it seems like because he'sbeen a lost soul for a little
bit now, he has no direction.
He doesn't really know what he'sdoing.
He's kind of going nuts becausehe's randomly attacking crew
members and fans and he's notdoing so hot.
So Paul Baron Undertaker feelit's right that he gets taken
away and put into a mentalasylum.

SPEAKER_01 (21:56):
That's the answer?

SPEAKER_00 (21:57):
That's the answer.

SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
To them betraying him?
Oh, this is the answer for yougoing nuts because we betrayed
you?

SPEAKER_00 (22:05):
Yeah.
Fucking losers.
He's a rudderless ship rightnow.
He needs direction and maybe heneeds a little loony bin for
that.
Right?
I mean, this is a guy who, thisman cost me the world title and
I felt like I had to bury himalive or embalm him.
do you know who you're dealingwith here this isn't like

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fucking undertaker from like ayear and a half ago who's like
i'll just get in the ring andbeat your ass this is fucking i
am going to set you on fireembalm you and stab you with a
fucking dagger and kill yourwhole family and light your
house on fire because i killedmy own family in a fucking house
fire so why wouldn't i do it toyour family too that's this

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undertaker this is a wholedifferent undertaker bro
especially now that he's backwith paul bear dog shit yeah dog
shit it is in Baltimore so youget a couple of Baltimore Ravens
legends you get Jonathan Ogdenand Ray Lewis at ringside of
course you don't because youdon't watch football lame and

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then xbox with dx he comes outby himself and he's actually
calling out sean michaelsbecause last week sean michaels
turned on his so-called bestfriend which i don't think that
they're a

SPEAKER_01 (23:26):
good friend

SPEAKER_00 (23:27):
one of the good friends but i'd say triple h is
definitely his best friend um inreal life anyway but he calls
out hbk And HPK comes out and hesays, you better get in line
because you got a match tonightfor your European title against
Ken Shamrock.
And if you don't like it, I cansend your ass down to that money

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pit in Atlanta with all thefossils, like Hulk Hogan and
Roddy Piper.
It's been so long, and yetthey're still constantly, well,
not constantly, but periodicallyreferencing WCW over and over
again.

SPEAKER_01 (24:05):
They gotta get the jabs in once in

SPEAKER_00 (24:06):
a while.
They do, I understand.
But they're gonna get to a pointthat they're gonna so far
surpass WCW, they don't evenhave to mention them in any
brass anymore because they're apathetic company, and now people
are totally...
realizing their pathetic companyand some crazy shit happens at
the end of 98 and early 99 inWCW that we'll actually have to
cover because it has so much todo with WWE it's wild I cannot

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wait from where we are one monthfrom where we are now it is
going to be insane it's fuckingnuts the end of the year and the
beginning of 99 is like holyshit

SPEAKER_01 (24:45):
weird

SPEAKER_00 (24:47):
Yep, and you'll see it, and you'll love it.
Maybe.
And then he tells...
We'll see.
Depending on what things we'retalking

SPEAKER_01 (24:55):
about.
Are you thinking about thecontent of it, and you're like,
ooh, you might

SPEAKER_00 (24:58):
not...
Oh, no, no.
There's some stuff you're gonnabe like, oh, my God, and you're
gonna be so fucking happy for,but then other things you're
gonna be like, oh, what thefuck?
What the fuck?
Crazy shit, dude.
We'll get there.

SPEAKER_01 (25:11):
Is Tasselboots coming back?
Does this include anything abouttassel boots?

SPEAKER_00 (25:17):
Couldn't tell you, bro.
That's

SPEAKER_01 (25:18):
the only thing that would make me happy.

SPEAKER_00 (25:20):
Oh, I don't know.
I think there's some other thinglike that.
I'm going to stop right thereand say that Austin has escaped
the meat locker.
Actually, before Austin escapesthat meat locker, Shawn
Michaels, when he's done hispromo against X-Pac, he says,
now hit my music.
And they play DX's music.
And he's just like, just so youknow, I was in fucking DX first,

(25:42):
you little fucking piss ant,right?
Yeah.
So he says like...
And he keeps saying that he wasin DX before DX was cool.
To me...
DX was pretty fucking cool whenit was Shawn Michaels, Triple H,
and Chyna.
They did some hilarious shit.
Now, obviously, it's not the,you know, army, DX army like
they have with Road Dogg, BillyGunn, and X-Pac and Chyna, but

(26:04):
still, they did some greatstuff, and I don't feel that DX
wasn't cool when Shawn Michaelswas in it, you know?
I don't agree with his statementthere, but either way, they play
his music because he originallyhad that music.
As Austin does escape the meatlocker, I guess somebody was
going for a side of ribs frozenribs and they saw a weird
padlock on the door cut the boltand opened it and realized

SPEAKER_01 (26:27):
there's an angry wrestler

SPEAKER_00 (26:29):
angry wrestler who's in a tank top and shorts and
minus whatever 30 in a meatfreezer it was

SPEAKER_01 (26:37):
just a meat cooler like it wasn't like a full-blown
freezer

SPEAKER_00 (26:41):
could have been a freezer bro what was in there

SPEAKER_01 (26:44):
they called it a meat cooler okay there's
packages of meat but like Ifit's, like, got food and stuff,
typically they don't want to,like, freeze-freeze it.
Like, if it's something thatthey need to be able to cook

SPEAKER_00 (26:56):
up fast.
Yeah, sure.
But either way, it's cooler,it's a freezer, it's whatever.
It's a meat locker, and Austin'sout.
So we've, in this entireepisode, we've only had one
match.
It was the...
New Age Outlaws and Brood thatended in disqualification.

(27:16):
So we still have not had oursecond match yet.
We went after that match asAustin's in a freezer.
The China Mark Henry date.
Taker brawling with Kane.
The Ravens are here.
X-Pac calls out Shawn Michaels.
Austin has escaped Meat Locker.
And now finally we hit matchnumber two.
And it's Gold Dust against...

(27:37):
Jay! Double F-E...
Or double J, A, double R, E,double T.
But he's not double J anymore.
That pisses him off.
He's just Jeff Jarrett.
And he's got a match here.
And Owen Hart, who we absolutelylove here on the podcast, is
here on commentary.

(27:58):
And he's saying he's retired.
for all the terrible stuff thathe's done.
Yeah, he continues to go outevery week and do terrible
stuff.
So I don't know where theremorse is.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_01 (28:07):
I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 (28:08):
I mean, it's own heart.
You can't really take anythingwhat he says at face value.
But anyways, he's on commentary.
He says his career's done.
He's not wrestling anymore.
And then before you know it, hejumps in the ring and attacks
Cole Dunn.
causing another dq so we're twofor two on dqs or fuck finishes
uh then the blue blazer comesout and actually starts

(28:29):
attacking owen for some reasonwhy is the blue blazer attacking
owen they've been teaming up forweeks now it is because it is
steve blazer no

SPEAKER_01 (28:40):
it's wolverine

SPEAKER_00 (28:42):
it is um blue blackman And he's here, takes
off the mask, and we find outthat this entire time, Blue
Blazer was Steve Blackman?
No, because Blue Blazers attackSteve Blackman many times.
So who is actually the BlueBlazer, and how did Steve
Blackman get the Blue Blazersattire?

SPEAKER_01 (29:02):
No idea.

SPEAKER_00 (29:02):
Oh, no.
Maybe he stripped him naked likeUndertaker has done to Kane many
times, leaving him naked in thelocker room while he goes out
and has a segment with all hisgear on.

SPEAKER_01 (29:12):
Yeah, maybe.
Right?

SPEAKER_00 (29:14):
There's a lot of that.
There's a lot of stripping othermen of their entire clothes.
Oh, they love stripping othermen.
They do.
Yeah.
Big time.
It's a very fun thing.
Blockman Blazer.

SPEAKER_01 (29:26):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 (29:27):
We get a hardcore title match.
Mankind's.
Poor old Mankind.
I like how JR says...
mankind, the only thing he hasleft in this sad, pathetic life
is the hardcore title.
The title that Vince McMahongave to him.
It's not like he won the title.

SPEAKER_01 (29:45):
Yeah, he's just

SPEAKER_00 (29:45):
like, here you go.
Vince McMahon handed it to him.
So I don't know about thistitle, but either way, I mean,
we're having some good matchesaround it.
We have a ladder match, whichShawn Michaels is here for, and
he's obviously authority onladder matches.

SPEAKER_01 (30:01):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
Seeing that he had two very high profile ladder
matches with Razor Ramon, onethat we watch for the podcast at
WrestleMania 10.
So he's very experienced when itcomes to these matches, even had
a ladder match early on againstBret Hart as well, too.
But he's grading mankind on hisabilities in a ladder match.

(30:23):
First one is minus two.
I guess this is out of 10.
one out of ten and then finallya six so he does quite improve
in this match but then of courseboss man clotheslines mankind
and he gets a ten for hisefforts uh mr socko is also here
but unfortunately the rock ishere to break things up now
there is no disqualification ina ladder match But there is

(30:46):
interference.
It's not a clean win.
The Rock is out here.
He hits the rock bottom.
Did you notice that The Rock hasa t-shirt on, but he has his
wrestling trunks on?
So it looks like he's notwearing any pants.
You know what I mean?
Almost like a dress.
It's kind of funny.
So yeah, he's here.

(31:07):
And Big Boss Man is the newhardcore champion.
Ugh.
Now, this is my buddy Adam cameand saw a bit of this episode,
and he mentioned to me, oh, thenext year of Big Boss Man.
Holy shit.
And I'm like, yep, buckle up,brother.

(31:28):
If you think this crazy shit wasBig Boss Man, you have not seen
anything yet.
Oh, God.
My God.
Kane is in the back here.
him and undertaker have akerfuffle a little bit of
tomfoolery maybe someshenanigans if you say could be
any of those three things butanyways a tombstone in the back

(31:50):
from undertaker and he takes outkane and now what do undertaker
and pb have for kane a body bagtaking her back to old school
undertaker and bringing out thebody bag and they're gonna put
kane in there Paul Bear leavesto find the orderlies in the
white coats to take him away tothe mental institution when

(32:11):
Austin comes out of nowhere andhe hits Undertaker in the back
of the head with the fuckingshovel.
So now Kane is not in the bodybag, but we don't see what
happens next at all.
We just see Austin attackUndertaker and then it goes to

(32:32):
the next segment.
Interesting.
This is probably my favoritepart of the night.
And I've never said this about aMark Merrow match in this entire
fucking run of this podcast,brother.
I have not said this one time inthe entire run of this podcast,
but I have to say, for reasons,this is probably my favorite
moment of the night.
Because Mark Merrow...

(32:55):
Go on.
Because Mark Henry...
Mark Merrow...
gets on the mic before thismatch, and he says, who do I
have to face tonight?
Dwayne Gill?
This jobber?
Well, if I can't beat thisjobber tonight, I will quit WWF.
I retire.

SPEAKER_01 (33:16):
He better stay retired, though.
Because, like...
Oh yeah, I've retired, I'vequit.
It comes back like two nightslater or three nights later.
I

SPEAKER_00 (33:25):
think this could be the end for Mark Merrill.

SPEAKER_01 (33:30):
He better be.

SPEAKER_00 (33:31):
Because from what I remember, I'm remembering some
early 99 and I don't rememberhim being a part of any of it.

SPEAKER_01 (33:37):
See, you remember shit.

SPEAKER_00 (33:39):
From the 90s?
Yeah, but that's things I'veseen many times.
This one random 30-secondsegment on a Monday Night Raw 27
years ago, or a Royal Rumblethat I've seen probably 20
times.
What do you think I'd remembermore?
Makes sense, right?
Put it together.
Two plus two.

(34:00):
Fuck off.
Mark Merrill is going to faceDwayne Gill.
And if he can't beat that jobberDwayne Gill, he's going to quit.
He's going to retire.
He's done.
He's done with

SPEAKER_01 (34:10):
the

SPEAKER_00 (34:13):
WWF.
The Pasadena Chargers are there.
It's his elementary schoolfootball team.
It's past their bedtime.
There's a pimp out here.
There's a fucking porn star.
And now there's kids involved.
A fucking elementary schoolfootball team, the Pasadena
Chargers, and they're here tosupport their loving and

(34:34):
championship-winning coach,Dwayne Gill.
And Dwayne Gill's getting hisass kicked, of course he is.
But, end of the match, TKO fromMark Merrow is finishing with a
pin-em, one, two, three, gameover.
Mark Merrow's still in thecompany.
Oh no! Mark Merrill, not goodenough.
TKO.
Ghost of the Top is going to gofor his Marvelosity finisher.

(34:55):
The Blue Meanie is here.
This is the same Blue Meanie wesaw.
Probably a year and nine monthsago.

SPEAKER_01 (35:05):
You know what?
When you say Blue Meanie,though, that's not what I
picture.

SPEAKER_00 (35:09):
What do you think of Blue Meanie?

SPEAKER_01 (35:10):
When I think of Blue Meanie, I think of the Blue
Meanies from the YellowSubmarine movie.

SPEAKER_00 (35:17):
Right, right.
I haven't watched that

SPEAKER_01 (35:18):
movie in a long time.
It's great when you're high.

SPEAKER_00 (35:21):
It's pretty great when you're big.
Yeah, no.
I have to do that one.
No, this is WWF's Blue Meanie.

SPEAKER_01 (35:29):
It's not the same.

SPEAKER_00 (35:29):
So this guy was buddies with Stephen Richards
and Hollywood Nova and also AlSnow in ECW.
And so Blue Meanie.
Remember when ECW and PaulHeyman were on Monday Night Raw
for a little bit there?

SPEAKER_01 (35:45):
Yeah, ick.

SPEAKER_00 (35:45):
In 97.
And like the Sandman was thereand RVD was there and a bunch of
Taz and Tommy Dreamer and Raven.
And all these fucking ECW guysstarted showing up.
And then it just kind of wentaway and that was it.

SPEAKER_01 (35:58):
Thank God.

SPEAKER_00 (35:58):
It was.
wasn't so bad, right?
But ECW...
They

SPEAKER_01 (36:01):
didn't need to do that.
It was so fucking unnecessary.

SPEAKER_00 (36:04):
But ECW continued to be a thing, and it's still a
company, and it's the thirdwrestling company behind WCW and
WWF.
Company number three in theworld.
ECW, Extreme ChampionshipWrestling.
But Blue Meanie was in the BWO,the Blue World Order, not the
New World Order like Hogan,Hall, and Nash.
No, the Blue World Order withStephen Richards, Big Stevie

(36:26):
Cool, the Blue Guy and hollywoodnova because scott hall razor
ramon was the bad guy so bluemean he had to be the blue guy
stephen richards because kevinnash diesel was big daddy cool
stephen richards had to be bigstevie cool you thought he was

(36:48):
hot too did i yeah yeah which iremember we looked at pictures
and you're just like yeah icould do that

SPEAKER_01 (36:54):
that's

SPEAKER_00 (36:56):
what you said bro i'll show you pictures of him
after but uh yeah that was theblue world order and i was

SPEAKER_01 (37:01):
like you're gonna forget i know

SPEAKER_00 (37:02):
that was like february march of 1997 so uh
either way blue meaty no longerecw now in wwf and he is here
Pushes Mero off the top rope.
Dwayne Gill, 1, 2, 3.
Dwayne Gill, 2-0 on Raw rightnow in his comeback.

(37:23):
And not only that, Mark Merois...
Retired from WWF.
And...

SPEAKER_01 (37:30):
The way he did it, though.
He didn't even, like...

SPEAKER_00 (37:33):
He fell off the top rope.
He got pushed off the top rope,and he got pinned, and he's
gone.
And that's it for him.
I don't know the exact date, butthis could be it.
This literally could be the endof Mark Merrill for us.
Remember when Sid was goneforever?
Oh,

SPEAKER_01 (37:49):
don't talk about that.

SPEAKER_00 (37:50):
Well, you know...
Because

SPEAKER_01 (37:51):
now he's actually gone forever.
I

SPEAKER_00 (37:53):
know.
So sad.
But...
um so you remember that but nowyou'll remember mark merrow is
no longer a thing in wwf wedon't have to watch mark merrow
anymore and even if he did comeback it would be for like a
one-off which nothing i

SPEAKER_01 (38:09):
don't even want that

SPEAKER_00 (38:11):
oh i'm telling you i don't remember if this is
exactly when he left but i doremember a month after this or a
month and a bit after this he isno longer there so he is gone at
least in the next month or sobut this could actually be the
end for him so we'll find out ithink if he's not on the next
episode i don't think he'scoming back because i don't
remember him on rock bottombecause i was there and he was

(38:32):
not so probably because he suckssure or his contract just ran
out and he was no longer withthe company and they didn't
bother to renew his contract butthey definitely wanted to renew
sable's contract

SPEAKER_01 (38:45):
that makes sense

SPEAKER_00 (38:46):
right and see what happens is that sable and marrow
and they're all together andthen they're against each other
and sable gets super popularmarrow's no longer with the
company and sable's the biggestwomen's wrestling star in the
world unreal So Mero, bye-bye.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Just like Sable got kicked outof WWF forever and came back,

(39:09):
what was it, two, three weeks,three weeks later?
I think it was.
Two weeks later, whatever itwas.
Xbox Shamrock European title.
Guess who makes their triumphantreturn?

SPEAKER_01 (39:24):
Diz Prince!

SPEAKER_00 (39:25):
Triple H is back!

SPEAKER_01 (39:27):
Prince is back! Prince Adam!

SPEAKER_00 (39:32):
From

SPEAKER_01 (39:32):
Beauty and the Beast!

SPEAKER_00 (39:33):
And he goes straight for Ken Shamrock.

SPEAKER_01 (39:35):
Speaking of Beauty and the Beast, the book I'm
reading is like a Beauty and theBeast fanfic.

UNKNOWN (39:43):
Cool.

SPEAKER_01 (39:44):
The Accord of Thorns and Roses girlies know what I'm
talking about.
Anyways, continue.

SPEAKER_00 (39:49):
Ken Shamrock is not the reason that Triple H is no
longer with, or Triple H is notactive.
It's because when he had torelinquish his Intercontinental
title that he won from The Rockin a ladder match at SummerSlam,
he had to give it up to KenShamrock.
And he gave it up to him onheat.

(40:10):
Sunday Night Heat he gave up thetitle to him, not even on
pay-per-view or on Raw oranything.
And then, not only that,Shamrock gets the title, and
then he slams a car door infucking Triple H's bad knee.

SPEAKER_01 (40:22):
What a ween.

SPEAKER_00 (40:23):
That he just had surgically repaired.
So obviously he's gonna not behere for a while.
But here we are, Triple H, thegame, the King of Kings, he is
that damn good.
He's not that damn good yet, buthe is pretty damn good now.
He gets better?
Dude, he runs the fuckingcreative now, bro.

(40:45):
Well, yeah,

SPEAKER_01 (40:45):
I know that, but like...

SPEAKER_00 (40:47):
There's a reason why he does that, okay?
He literally is in charge ofstorylines and the creative.
I thought

SPEAKER_01 (40:55):
it was because he was married to Vince's daughter.

SPEAKER_00 (40:58):
Well, that didn't hurt.
But also, this dude lives thebusiness.
But yeah, Triple H leveled up.
But you just gotta wait for it,bro.
It doesn't happen overnight.
You saw him.
He was the fucking Blue Blood,right?
He was fucking Hunter HearstHelmsley.
He was the fucking GreenwichSnob, right?
That's how he started.

(41:18):
And then he joined DX, right?
And then he became the leader ofDX.
And then he beat The Rock forthe Intercontinental title.
What is he gonna do next?
Who knows?
Royal Rumble?
starting to kick in isn't it broyeah starting to kick in good
job uh so anyways we get anotherdq finish much like the meryl

(41:40):
and dwayne gill match whichended in an interference a
run-in we get a dq finish inthis match as well too how does
triple h's knee look

SPEAKER_01 (41:49):
it looked like there was still maybe a brace on it

SPEAKER_00 (41:52):
Underneath his jeans.

SPEAKER_01 (41:53):
Underneath his jeans.
Very possible.
He was wearing very baggy jeans.

SPEAKER_00 (41:56):
Baggy jeans.
And yeah, he could have had abrace on there.
And

SPEAKER_01 (42:00):
the one knee looked like it was more like there was
more around it

SPEAKER_00 (42:05):
versus the other knee.
Sure.
He looked like he stumbled alittle bit there.
Yeah, a little bit.
So he's still a little gingermaybe on the knee.
Like my

SPEAKER_01 (42:12):
finger.

SPEAKER_00 (42:13):
Yeah, he's a little ginger.
He's a little ginger on theknee, but he's back.
He's on television.
That's the main thing.
And his girlfriend, but noton-screen girlfriend And...
is going out on a date with markhenry and uh china's actually
starting to come around a littlebit she's had a bunch of drinks
in her i'm sure now and uh she'sstarting to get into it mark

(42:34):
henry up and dancing sheactually gets up and dances with
them for a little bit

SPEAKER_01 (42:38):
so confused

SPEAKER_00 (42:39):
unbelievable so she started and then finally he
looks like he's about to go tothe bathroom just leave for a
few minutes and then these threedouchebags come out of nowhere
in a cost china okay the mostjacked fucking woman wrestler
probably in history or like oneof the most for sure uh china uh
so if you see somebody like thatin a bar and you're three

(43:00):
scrawny fucking dudes what doyou think your best course of
action is keep walking keepwalking bro shut the fuck up oh
you're gonna say something thatchina she's gonna make you pay
for that and she does she beatsthe shit out of them then mark
henry beats the shit out of bothof them too and everybody's
cheering them they're in a nicelike classy restaurant

SPEAKER_01 (43:19):
no at this point they were

SPEAKER_00 (43:20):
at a bar they're at the bar yeah They needed a
drinky poo.
But what do you think Chinathought of this date?
Probably a higher mark than wewould have thought going into
it.

SPEAKER_01 (43:31):
I mean, after that, they didn't show anything else.
That was the end of it.
So you couldn't really see

SPEAKER_00 (43:36):
any of their

SPEAKER_01 (43:36):
emotion.
Yeah.
After the fact.

SPEAKER_00 (43:37):
Sure.
But there's always next week,brother.
There's always next week.
Tiger Ali Singh.
Adam mentioned Tiger Ali Singhto me last night and he's just
like hey so who's the guy whomakes all the American people
like lick their toes and likeeat sardines and kiss them and

(43:59):
fucking take off their clothesand like bark like a dog and
shit and it's like oh that'sTiger Ali Singh and he's like
are you sure and I'm like dudewe've literally watched all of
that like it's completely TigerAli Singh at first he didn't
believe me that it was Tiger AliSingh and I was like no he
thought it was someone else Hethought it was some other
foreign heel, like MuhammadHassan or something like that.

(44:21):
They thought it might have donethat.
But no, it's Tiger Ali Singh.
He's not making people do thingsfor money anymore, seemingly, or
at least not as much.

SPEAKER_01 (44:30):
They're like, that took too much time.

SPEAKER_00 (44:32):
Yeah,

SPEAKER_01 (44:32):
exactly.

SPEAKER_00 (44:34):
Actually, we did get another match.
It was Chyna and Mark Henry on atwo-on-three handicap match
against three guys in a bar,also ending in disqualification.

SPEAKER_01 (44:42):
You almost made me spit out my drink.

SPEAKER_00 (44:45):
uh tiger ali saying his opponent val venus

SPEAKER_01 (44:51):
pal penis

SPEAKER_00 (44:51):
yeah and he's also here with godfather and
godfather's got his hose as welltoo uh the adult or what was the
fucking i can't even remember it

SPEAKER_01 (45:00):
the one that you kept saying i was like no that's
not the one we thought of theadult association because it
just sounds so boring i know

SPEAKER_00 (45:08):
right totally I love how the hoes walk by the
commentary desk and whenever anykind of female at all comes out,
Jerry the King Lawler is allover it.
And they're walking by the deskand, you know, King and his
regular, look,

SPEAKER_01 (45:28):
look, look, look.
You were going to say J-Uso,weren't

SPEAKER_00 (45:31):
you?
No, I was going to say J-R.
Oh.
No, not J-Uso.
Although, yeet.
So King is like, look, look,look, look.
J.R., line of the night.

SPEAKER_02 (45:42):
They're women.
I get it.
For God's sakes.
They're women.
I've seen that before.
Oh, my God.

SPEAKER_00 (45:54):
Yeah.
That's a great line.
They're women, for God's sakes.
Too good.
That was so funny.
And then Terry and Jackie areout here.
uh holy shit dude they're comingin and they're kicking people in
the balls and they're fuckingshit up and we get another
disqualification

SPEAKER_01 (46:13):
is she pregnant for real

SPEAKER_00 (46:15):
no i don't think so i honestly don't think so

SPEAKER_01 (46:18):
because she's not showing her anything she's not
even starting and if you had akid before you're usually more
prone to like your stomachstretching and like showing

SPEAKER_00 (46:28):
yeah a lot faster i don't i don't think so so

SPEAKER_01 (46:30):
i doubt it yeah

SPEAKER_00 (46:32):
Highly doubt it.
But anyways, they're here.
Low-blowing Val and causing yetanother disqualification.
I think we're like five for fiveor six for six on fucking fuck
finishes tonight.
Some

SPEAKER_01 (46:41):
shit.

SPEAKER_00 (46:42):
We're perfect still.
And yeah, DQ.
Sable has a modeling colognebecause when she came in, she
was doing advertisements.
She would come out in a veryskimpy outfit and she would hawk
the King of the Ring inflatablechair like we've seen.

UNKNOWN (47:00):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 (47:01):
in the JVC Kaboom box and the Sable Bond 38
special t-shirt and the Austin316 Blood from a Stone t-shirt.
But now Shane is making herremember how she started and now
he's going to make her hawk somecologne.
The WWF cologne.
It's got attitude, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (47:20):
Except he goes to smell her tits after she sprays
it on and then she sprays him in

SPEAKER_00 (47:26):
the mouth.
Sprays him in the fucking mouthand shit.

SPEAKER_01 (47:29):
And then he's like, it doesn't work.
his breath's refreshing spray orwhatever it was he said but it
was pretty funny I remember mydad had the spray when I was a
kid another story time withAaron

SPEAKER_00 (47:42):
okay not not WWF spray no okay

SPEAKER_01 (47:46):
no it was just a breath okay spray and it's so
funny my dad I guess got it onenight he was like shopping and
saw it was just like hey likeyeah yeah I'll make mom want to
make out with me um and Iremember whenever he'd like he'd

(48:08):
Wow.
Wow.

SPEAKER_00 (48:27):
Calling him out on the

SPEAKER_01 (48:28):
THWF, bro.
I should remind him of that nexttime I see him.

SPEAKER_00 (48:33):
Calling him out on the THWF, bro.
That would be so funny.
And then we have our main eventof the evening.
Whose dick did Al Snow have tosuck to get a main event of
Monday Night Raw with The Rock?

SPEAKER_01 (48:48):
Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (48:49):
Whose feet...
Did he have

SPEAKER_01 (48:53):
to lick

SPEAKER_00 (48:53):
to be able to get a Monday Night Raw main event
match with the world championThe Rock?
Whose bath water did he have todrink to get this match against
The Rock in the main event ofMonday Night Raw on November
30th, 1998?
The answer to that question isVince McMahon.

UNKNOWN (49:16):
Uh...

SPEAKER_00 (49:19):
We all love the people's elbow here in the THWF
podcast.
It is probably the mostover-moved besides the Stone
Cold Stunner right now in ourarc.
Even as a fucking heel withVince McMahon, people still
cheer the shit out of thisfucking move.
Unfortunately, it's not thepeople's elbow anymore, though.
It is the corporate elbowbecause The Rock is laying the

(49:39):
corporate smackdown.
And he gives the people's slashcorporate elbow to Head!

UNKNOWN (49:47):
Ha ha ha!

SPEAKER_00 (49:48):
grabs head puts her in the middle of the ring does
this whole thing drops the elbowpicks her up trash talks or
spits on her and throws her outwow what a fucking heel but i'm
here for it a fucking um earlhebner takes a huge bump and
then of course we get the easyrock bottom win for the rock

(50:09):
over al snow But it's just kindof a big brawl and everything.
Nothing really goes on andthat's kind of the end of it.
Because we only have one moreRaw before Rock Bottom.
We're on the Go Home Show fornext week's episode.
Although, Undertaker, so thefinality of this whole episode
with Kane, Taker, Paul Bear, andStone Cold.

(50:32):
So...
We didn't see what Stone Colddid to Undertaker after hitting
him with a shovel.
Now, Paul Bear is bringing theorderlies, the white coats, with
him to go grab Kane and bringhim to the loony bin.
And they...
Have him in the body bag.
They see him.
They open it up.
They see Kane's mask.
And then they just zip it backup.

(50:52):
So they didn't zip it all theway down and see exactly what he
was wearing.
They just saw his mask and thenzipped it up.
And they're like, yeah, that'shim.
And he's a big dude, right?
So it makes sense.
And sure enough, it was notKane.
so again stripped uh of clothingmask everything uh i'm sure he

(51:15):
has a duplicate mask but um ormany masks but um that was
undertaker in the body bag andpaul bear is not going to find
out that that is the undertakeruntil we get maybe to the
hospital and actually get to theroom who even knows when he
finds out that that's theundertaker so that gives austin
and kane free reign to dowhatever they want with paul

(51:38):
bear no one to help him norepercussions didn't you say is
like is it is anybody else gonnahelp him i think you've already
said it's like becauseundertaker's not there you think
anyone else would ever help paulbear and i'm like no no one's
coming out to help paul bear theonly person that would ever come
out and help him is theundertaker unless he you know
builds a fucking faction uh youknow of some sort maybe

SPEAKER_01 (52:01):
please tell me he doesn't

SPEAKER_00 (52:02):
maybe a ministry of some sort that's very dark you
know maybe uh darkness ministryor Ministry of Darkness.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (52:12):
Ministry of Magic?

SPEAKER_00 (52:13):
That's what I keep thinking when I hear it.
I love the Ministry of Darkness,but Ministry of Magic sounds so
much cooler, so we're going toprobably have to call it that
eventually.

SPEAKER_01 (52:22):
It's a Harry Potter

SPEAKER_00 (52:24):
thing.
I know what it is, yeah.
Cause I've watched Harry Potternow and I think it's great.
Good.
Cause

SPEAKER_01 (52:30):
you told me you'd never watch it before.

SPEAKER_00 (52:32):
I know.
Cause I was very stubborn, butthen I changed my tune and I
found out that.
You just

SPEAKER_01 (52:36):
gotta stop being so stubborn.

SPEAKER_00 (52:37):
I know.
It's so hard sometimes.
It really is so hard sometimes.
It's something I work on, try towork on every single day.
Good.
It's tough.

SPEAKER_01 (52:47):
You gotta work on it.
Cause you were too stubborn.

SPEAKER_00 (52:50):
Can be.
But I think I'm less stubbornthan what I used to be.

SPEAKER_01 (52:53):
You agreed so fast about upgrading your daughter's
phone.

SPEAKER_00 (52:58):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (52:59):
I was not expecting that.

SPEAKER_00 (53:01):
Oh, yeah.
If she needs it, she needs it.
If it's not like holding acharge and shit.

SPEAKER_01 (53:04):
It's like, yeah.
Barely working.

UNKNOWN (53:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (53:08):
Upgrade.
Back to school.
Back to school at Telescooter.

SPEAKER_00 (53:14):
Oh, God.
A little advertisement in there.
Right.
So, Paul Bearer.
What should be done?
A.
Beat the shit out of him in themiddle of the ring.
B.
This is your multiple choicequestion.
B.
Set on fire in the ring.

(53:37):
C.
Stabbed with scissors in theheart.
Or D.
Shoved in a sewer headfirst intoa manhole.
What?
Okay, first question about thosechoices.
What would be the worst?

SPEAKER_01 (53:53):
Probably...

SPEAKER_00 (53:53):
Lit on fire or getting stabbed in the chest
with scissors?
Till death.
What's worse?

SPEAKER_01 (54:02):
Getting what?

SPEAKER_00 (54:04):
Stabbed in the heart with scissors until you're dead.
Or...
being lit on fire and dying.
Oh, God.
What would be worse?

SPEAKER_01 (54:14):
Probably fire.

SPEAKER_00 (54:15):
I think he would suffer more with fire.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (54:19):
Because that's multiple wounds, not just, like,
one wound.

SPEAKER_00 (54:22):
Yeah.
It's pretty fucking bad.

SPEAKER_01 (54:26):
Plus, you could still, like, survive it.

SPEAKER_00 (54:30):
Could.

SPEAKER_01 (54:30):
But then you have to live with the pain of

SPEAKER_00 (54:34):
it.
You burn victim the rest of yourlife.
you know crazy shit man um sothe i guess that'd be the worst
one but the the choice thatsteve austin made was d shoving
him into a manhole a sewer headfirst and then putting the lid
back on uh yeah apropos probablydidn't kill him but uh probably

SPEAKER_01 (54:57):
he was doing this all with cane though

SPEAKER_00 (54:59):
Kane and Austin teaming up together.
That was weird to me.
Kane and Austin.
Kane, the very man who broke upAustin's title reign at King of
the Ring 98 and was going to sethimself on fire if he didn't.
It's amazing to go back andthink what they were doing in
these matches.

SPEAKER_01 (55:18):
So much fire.

SPEAKER_00 (55:19):
Oh, so much fire, dude.
But anyways, yeah.
And now they're teamingtogether.
What could we call theKane-Austin tag team?

SPEAKER_01 (55:28):
I have no

SPEAKER_00 (55:29):
idea.
Oh, man.
Hellfire and Rattlesnakes.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (55:34):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (55:35):
I

SPEAKER_01 (55:35):
don't fucking know, bro.

SPEAKER_00 (55:35):
But anyways, Paul Bear gets thrown down a sewer to
end our night.
Good.
But not before we had extraattitude.
We had three stunners earlier.
Now we're getting six more.
One to the rock.
celebrate beer bash two to therock so i think it was uh you

(55:56):
went to our oh no wait

SPEAKER_01 (55:58):
no i was still here

SPEAKER_00 (55:59):
oh you're still okay anyways uh yeah that's right too
no adam was he he went to thebathroom during the first
stunner and then he stunned rockfor three more times and also
stunned shane twice stunner beerbash stunner beer bash leaving

(56:20):
comes back stunner beer bashleaves actually leaves like goes
behind the curtain and then rockjumps on the mic cuts a promo
says he's still trailer parktrash and he comes out again
stunner beer bash then shanemcmahon comes and tries to help
the rock and austin's like nohe's getting it too comes back

(56:41):
in stunner I wish it

SPEAKER_01 (56:43):
was Vince getting one.

SPEAKER_00 (56:44):
Stunner, beer bash.
Yeah, well, it was Vince.
You saw him for a little bit,and then he wasn't around for
the rest of the episode.
It's too bad.

SPEAKER_01 (56:49):
He disappeared for, like, way too many of the things
you'd think he'd

SPEAKER_00 (56:52):
try to be around for.
You'd think he'd be there for.
Yeah, exactly.
And interestingly enough.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interestingly enough, whenAustin earlier in the night was
looking for Undertaker in thehalls, he walked by a certain
person, a certain female, lastname McMahon.

(57:13):
Hmm.
Wonder what her first name is.
Stephanie?
Okay.
I think this might be the firsttime we ever see Stephanie on
Monday Night Raw.
It definitely won't be the last,brother.
Uh...
Stephanie McMahon, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (57:28):
You're doing that creepy, pervy laugh.

SPEAKER_00 (57:31):
Oh, dude.
Dude.
Shit gets wild.
I'm just going to say that.
Shit gets wild here on THWF.
What did you think of thatepisode, babe?
It was pretty fun.
Good shit going on.

SPEAKER_01 (57:46):
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Probably like a 4.4.

SPEAKER_00 (57:50):
Wow.
A pretty high mark.
Not bad.
I like it.
And the THWFers like it as well.
Boy, six seasons in.
We only have two episodes leftin this season.

SPEAKER_01 (58:06):
Yeah.
So what we're going to do iswe're going to talk about this
episode.

SPEAKER_00 (58:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (58:12):
But then we're going to talk about how you're feeling
so far with two episodes left inthe season, how you're feeling
from the way the season startedto where we're at now.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
But let's get two episodes leftwith two at the end of this one
with two episodes left.
How are you feeling?
How do you feel like it couldgo?

(58:33):
Okay.
Yep.
Got it.
So we go to Peyton.
She seems to be recording avideo of herself and she's like
in the baby's room.

SPEAKER_00 (58:43):
It's the just in case I die video.

SPEAKER_01 (58:45):
Yeah.
And like she's doing this andit's really sweet.
Like I get it.
Like she has the fear.
She has two dead mothers.
One from cancer.
Like this is something thatpeople do actually die from.
Oh yeah.
So she's she's rightfully scaredand she's trying to do this

(59:05):
video to give to the baby sothat the baby has a piece of her
because for her she's likethinking about you know if she
had never gotten to meet eitherof her moms she'd want to know a
piece of them sure so she'sthinking it in that way and

(59:27):
she's like not trying to bemorbid she's just trying to
prepare um And Lucas is fuckingpissed.

SPEAKER_00 (59:34):
Dude, he's a fucking stone-cold heel about this shit.
He's Vince McMahon.

SPEAKER_01 (59:38):
He's so mean about it.
I

SPEAKER_00 (59:39):
told you.
Why is he such an asshole, like,all the time?
Especially to his loved ones.
I don't get it.

SPEAKER_01 (59:45):
Right?
Like, he's meaner to the peoplehe loves.

SPEAKER_00 (59:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (59:50):
Which is insane.
So he's pissed off, and heactually goes...
to hide out in the garage andwork on Peyton's car a bit more.
He's

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:03):
like, why are you doing this shit, right?
He's pissed.
He's like, why are you doingthis shit, Peyton?
You don't have to do this.
You're not going to die.
And it's like, it's just a case.
And he's like, I don't care.
Fuck you.
I'm working on the car for thenext two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:14):
And then she's saying that she wants to get
married right away because shedoesn't want to die without
being his wife.
Which, you know what?
I'm just like, why would youspend the money if you know you
might die anyways?
Right.
That's so morbid of me to say.
But, yeah.
But, like, I don't know.

(01:00:34):
I just...
If I'm, like...
I don't know.
Like, I get it.
I think if I were dying in thatsituation, I'd be like, yeah, I
want to be, like, legit marriedto you.
But, like, I'd just elope orsomething.
Yeah.
But, you know...
I get it.

(01:00:54):
But at the same time, I'm alsolike, okay, say a wedding.
The average wedding is$15,000.
Sure.
At that time.
Because it's definitely worth alot more now.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:06):
Depending on what kind of wedding you have.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:08):
Yeah.
But let's just say for funsies,it's$15,000 wedding.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we're going to go.
We're going to spend all thatmoney on that wedding.
For me to possibly die the nextday.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:24):
Yep.
Doesn't really make much sense,does it?

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:29):
Like, in my mind, I'd be like, oh, but I want to
actually die his wife.
That's, like, you know,important to me.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:36):
But imagine that night you'd be, like, thinking
about it all night.
It's just, I'm just going to bedown with this.
Like, fuck.
At

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:43):
the same time, it's like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's a little...
funny i think i would see italmost a little bit more on
lucas's side like we can getmarried after the baby is born
and we make sure that you'resafe and healthy but

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:02):
right yeah fair enough

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:04):
i don't know that's the only time i think i've
agreed with lucas in a very longtime

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:09):
yeah and not only that too but he says in such an
asshole way though he's just soso aggressive and mean about it
Yeah.
And it's like, dude, you're anasshole.
You'll always be an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:20):
This is also the day of her baby shower.
So all the girlies are comingover to celebrate her.
And that's where we get into alittle bit more with Brooke and
Sam and Victoria.
But she's doing this babyshower.
So she's supposed to be happyand excited.

(01:02:42):
But yeah.
So Lucas is just being a littleween.
Brooke is caught spying on Samand Sam's mom by Victoria.
Victoria is trying to be like,you know, it's it's normal for
her to want to know her mom.

(01:03:02):
She's just being a little toonice.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:05):
Why is she being so nice?

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:06):
I don't get it.
I don't like it.
I don't get it at all.
It's off-putting.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:09):
It's not right.
You're supposed to be a bitch atall times, and now all of a
sudden you're nice because sheactually likes Sam?

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:17):
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't get it, but, youknow.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:23):
Well, we find out something very interesting about
Sam and her birth mom.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:27):
Hang on.
We will get there.
But Lucas is like being a poutybitch about Peyton in the garage
and Nathan comes.
He's got to go and like play inCharleston.
He needs to go back or whereverhe's going.

(01:03:49):
Who is he with?

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:50):
Charleston Chiefs.
Yeah,

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:52):
okay.
I forgot.
Wow.
He needs to go back toCharleston because he's got a
game, but he wanted to see hisbrother and check in with him
before he left.
Plus, Jamie was getting droppedoff there, too.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:10):
Okay,

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:12):
yeah.
And so, yeah, he talks somesense into Lucas about...
what's going on and like thinkabout what's important and how
she might be feeling she mightbe fucking terrified

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:28):
yeah totally

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:30):
so

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:31):
he talks some fucking sense into lucas

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:33):
yes that's the important part yeah um victoria
is trying to mom brooke a bitshe's trying to like

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:43):
go shopping with her

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:45):
go shopping with her she's trying to talk to her
about like and just like talkingto her about the whole Sam thing
too.
And like, I understand that youwant to keep her around, but she
has a right to know her mom,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Or no, like, yeah, she's justsaying all this shit.
And Brooke's like, I want toadopt Sam.

(01:05:10):
But like, and I have adoptionpapers, but Victoria's like, I
don't know.
She's just...
She's trying to be too nice.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:21):
Yeah, it's very weird.
It's just like...

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:23):
It's off-putting because it's not what we're used
to.
It's just like

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:26):
if...
If Stone Cold Steve Austin juststarted being a really nice guy.
Like, just the sweetest dude.
Just, like, wouldn't hurt a fly.
Oh, my God.
You know?
That would be what it would belike.
It'd be like, what the fuck isgoing on?
Right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:38):
Yeah.
That's true.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:40):
Totally.
Who knows?
That might happen one day.
Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:45):
And...
so brooke gets to talk to sam alittle bit um because sam is
like she's sitting in her roomand brooke goes to check on her
and she's kind of crying andbrooke's like why are you crying

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:01):
i was always crying

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:02):
and

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:03):
every episode she cries

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:07):
Oh, God.
So, she's crying, and she'slooking at this picture, and
it's a picture of a dark bluehouse with a white picket fence.
And she says that it's her mom'shouse.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:18):
And...
She always wanted a white picketfence.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:22):
And it's mom with a diner fucking coffee shop job
and bought a house with a whitepicket

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:28):
fence.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:29):
What did she do?
Probably

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:31):
made some money on the adoption.
No, I'm kidding.
But then Sam reveals that hermom was only like 15, 16 when
she had Sam.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:44):
Her

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:45):
parents made her give her up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:46):
She didn't want to give her up.
She was forced to.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:50):
All this time, she's always been trying to find who
that kid is.
Yeah.
Finally, we are here.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:56):
Yeah.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So Nathan goes...
to play this game

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:08):
scouts everywhere bro

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:10):
yeah his coach says that there's scouts from the
clippers

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:14):
la clippers los angeles clippers in the nba bro

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:19):
okay well i don't watch basketball either so

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:23):
you watch a ton of basketball you're watching the
show

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:25):
not like legit basketball

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:28):
but you're watching the show you're watching
basketball

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:30):
it's not the same

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:31):
it is it is basketball

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:33):
Yeah, I hear it.
So I guess I'm watching footballwhen I watch A Cinderella Story.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:37):
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:40):
Oh, my God.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:41):
Technically, yes.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:45):
So yeah, Nathan is being told that there's going to
be some scouts at the game andtry and look good.
And Nathan's like, oh, fuckyeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:55):
Yeah, and he's actually going to try to make
Nino look good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:58):
They both have to try and look good.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:01):
But Nate is definitely passing the ball off
way more and making Nino lookbetter.
He's finishing, and the finisheris always the one that gets the,
you know, the...
The media attention, the guy whoscores the baskets, was the guy
who helps the guys score thebaskets, the assist man.
He sets them up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:21):
I have a theory.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:22):
About?

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:23):
This.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:24):
About what?

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:25):
Nathan.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:25):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:26):
And like...

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:27):
And Nino.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:28):
Nino and like the Clippers being in L.A.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:32):
So do you think that it's a possibility that Nathan
was like, here's it, you know,it's L.A.
Clippers.
Yeah.
Does he really want to go toL.A.?

UNKNOWN (00:00):
?

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:44):
It's his shot in the NBA.
Why wouldn't he want

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:47):
to?
But at the same time, do youthink that he'd maybe try and
still make himself look good,but make Nino look better?
So he could go to the Clippers?
So that he could be the one togo to the Clippers and go to LA
so that Nathan can probablystill get a closer spot to home?

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:01):
Like Charlotte?

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:04):
I don't

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:04):
know.
Like the Bobcats.
Do you

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:06):
think it's a possibility that he could
possibly think that way, though?

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:10):
Maybe.
I don't know.
I

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:12):
just thought of this for

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:14):
the first time ever.
Interesting.
I mean, that's a possibility.
It's not out of the realm ofpossibilities.
I hope

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:22):
that made sense.
I just realized how crazy Isound.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:25):
Los Angeles is a long way away from Tree Hill,
bro.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:28):
And there's a lot of teens that are in the East that
are way closer than that.
So you can imagine uprootingyour life and moving all the way
across country.
That

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:38):
would be wild.
Crazy

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:40):
shit, bro.
That

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:40):
would be wild.
Skills and Lauren have a date,but there's someone crashing
their date.
Someone named

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:51):
Chuck.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:53):
And Chuck,

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:55):
he's a

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:56):
fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:57):
Everyone hates.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:58):
He upchucks.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:00):
On his fucking, nice.
On his skills issues.
Nice.
Up, Chuck.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:05):
Up, Chuck, Up,

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:06):
Chuck.
Chuck, Up, Chuck.
Wow, I like it.
Top notch.
Up, Chuck, Chuck.
How much Up coulda Up, Chuck?
Chuck coulda Up, Chuck, Up,Chuck, Up.
Oh my God.
Chuck.
That's who.
But he fucking sucks.
He chucks and he sucks, bro.

(01:10:28):
He chucks and he suck it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:31):
He upchucks on skills shoes.
Did you notice if they wereJordans?

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:36):
They look like Nikes, but they're not Jordans.
They look like Air Forces,maybe.
Maybe.
Something like that.
White Air Forces.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:43):
Yeah, they were white shoes.
And now Chuck is throwing up onthem.
He's eating a ton of candy.
He had dairy and he's apparentlyallergic to dairy.
He's just being a fuckingmenace.
Like they go go-karting and hecrashes the go-kart.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:01):
Yeah, they're like, hey, whose fucking kid is this?
not mine

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:05):
yeah

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:06):
so he just wanted a nice private awesome sex-filled
date with miss lauren that's allhe wanted

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:12):
it's funny so i'm just gonna like go through just
this part so that we can breakup the other parts because like
you know this wasn't the mainfeature of the

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:23):
show but it was funny and then also frustrating
because i hate chuck that muchmore now

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:29):
so i

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:30):
don't like the chuck being a baby face that he's a
heel.
That's what he is.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:34):
He finally, they finally end the date and skills
is driving Lauren home and he'sstill got Chuck in the backseat,
but Chuck is like sleeping inquotations.
Right.
Um, he's sleeping and, uh,they're like, this Lauren's
like, he's cute and likewhatever.

(01:11:55):
And they kiss and, to end thedate and she gets out of the car
and or no

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:02):
they don't kiss

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:04):
oh they almost

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:04):
kiss they almost kiss but then chuck fucking woke
up like a fucking oh yeah hewoke up and he's like

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:10):
naughty naughty

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:11):
yeah up with his

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:12):
ventriloquist doll

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:14):
oh my god this kid just gets worse and worse i know
chuck on this chuck up fuck thischuck up chuck fuck up up fuck
you chuck you suck That waswild.
But then Miss Lauren actuallygoes to Skills' apartment after.
Yes,

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:32):
that's

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:33):
when they...
I guess drives herself over toSkills' place.
And Skills was, like,pre-empting fucking...
What's their faces?
The two jobbers.
A couple of jabronis.
Oh, Junk and Fergie.
Junk and Fergie.
Yeah, Junk and Fergie.
He's just like, hey, like, lateron, like, make yourselves...
They were still

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:50):
there when he got home.
I know.
So they fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:53):
Well, that's the thing, because he came back and
he didn't have anybody.
And so she came after him.
So no one knew that she wascoming except for her, right?
So she came back and then, yeah,the blissful romance is budding
between Skills and Miss Lauren,who had a cameo bit on That 70s
Show.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:13):
Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:14):
She was Fez's girlfriend for a little bit, I
think.
Like crazy girlfriend.
Weird.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:20):
I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:21):
Yeah.
Later on in the series when itwasn't as good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:23):
Yeah, I've seen it.
all, but I don't remember herbeing in

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:29):
it.
Right, yeah.
Very short time.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:31):
Um, Mouth and Millie are doing the long distance
thing and Mouth is askingquestions about, um, what long
distance was like for Nathan andHaley.
But the funniest part of this,you know, we've already had
Master Ticketer.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:47):
Master Ticketer.
Oh, yeah.
Now we got the fucking, uh, thesocial media.
Not

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:52):
Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:53):
No, it's my book.

UNKNOWN (01:13:56):
My book.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:57):
You

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:57):
can follow us on my book.
You can follow us on my book,threads, Instagram.
You know what you would do ifall three of YouTube, Twitter,
and Facebook all joined togetherinto one super company?
You know what you'd call it?
You twit face.

(01:14:22):
like that one that was fuckingnot what i was you twit face
yeah youtube twitter andfacebook you twit face yeah
that's what they would call thecompany brother you twit face

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:33):
but it was my book and

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:35):
my book and millie posted a nice little kissy face
picture on there on my book yeahshe shared a photo got 14 likes
three comments two shares bothshares are from mouth yeah right
yeah uh and she looked amazinguh and chuck still sucks

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:53):
yeah

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:54):
uh

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:54):
yeah uh nino and nate are absolutely killing it
for this game but then bobby thecoach he turns to nathan he's
like

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:02):
take a little for yourself

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:03):
yeah yeah you keep setting them up making nino look
good make yourself look good toobecause they're not here to just
see him they're

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:11):
here to see you too yeah for sure And there's a
scout there the whole time,like, grading, like, every
fucking thing these guys do.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:18):
Right?
And you can kind of read his,like, facial, like, his body
language a bit, how he's feelingabout certain things, too.
Right.
But they absolutely kill it, andnow they just have to wait for
the call.

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:33):
What's gonna happen next?
What's gonna happen?

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:37):
Sam and Victoria are spending time together and
talking, and...
Well, Victoria, they're talkingabout the mom situation.
And, uh...
victoria's trying to convincesam that like oh you're a brook
you're a davis now like

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:57):
right you

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:57):
know she's

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:58):
getting her dress nice buys her real nice dresses
and shit

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:01):
gets her a real nice dress for the baby shower that
peyton's having um again notreally much going on there so
we're like gets her dressed forthis and Brooke comes home and
her and Sam have to get ready togo to the baby shower and Brooke

(01:16:26):
kind of walks into Sam's beingconvinced by Victoria.
Yeah.
But then Sam's like, or Brooke'slike, has a panic moment and is
like, I want to adopt you.
I have adoption papers.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:38):
Yeah, like what was that about?
Like, why would you do that?
Why would you assault her withthat?
Like, fuck.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:46):
Totally out of left field.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:49):
Yeah, weird.
To Sam.
Yeah, weird.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:52):
So, but they talk and Sam is like,

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:57):
She just kind of ambushed her with it.
Yeah, I

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:59):
love you.
But at the same time, I want toknow my mom.

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:03):
It was interesting, though, is that like...

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:05):
Brooke was okay with it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:06):
Julian ambushes Brooke with a fucking decision
to go to LA or not.
Love

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:10):
bombing kind

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:11):
of thing.
Love bomb.
She's doing kind of the samething here, too.
Yeah.
Where she's like out of theblue.
All of a sudden, she's like, Iwant you to be my fucking kid.
I want to be your legalguardian.
It's like, but then she asked,she's like, but can I still see
my real mom?
Right?
So...

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:26):
Yeah.

UNKNOWN (01:17:27):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:27):
So we kind of find out that Sam does actually want
to go and live with her realmom.
And Brooke brings that up too.
She's like, it's okay if youwant to.
And so Sam actually packs herbags and her and Brooke have a
nice little farewell moment.
And she leaves.

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:48):
And doesn't get a ride.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:49):
no apparently just walk apparently they walk or
live very close together umyou're gonna have words later on
in the show about that by theway

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:59):
oh no yeah about

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:04):
just distance

SPEAKER_00 (01:18:06):
oh okay yeah and like gotcha

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:09):
thinking about what just happened with sam and
brooke sure sure how close theywere and stuff you're gonna have
words later on

SPEAKER_00 (01:18:16):
okay not like i get you just

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:20):
later on in the show i get you um and yeah lucas is
asking peyton how her babyshower went um they're kind of
talking and lucas When he wasn'tworking in the garage with
Jamie, they kept going throughthe pictures and he was telling
the stories to Jamie and he'srealizing how special this box

(01:18:43):
of stuff that might seem morbid,it means a lot and what the
point of it is.
And he kind of has a bit of achange of heart and like, yeah,
he gives the box back to Peytonand says, you know, like...
We should get married.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:03):
Yeah.
Yep.
Now.
Okay.
Here's a pastor.
Done.
One witness.
Oh my God.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:12):
But yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:13):
Wow.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:14):
I

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:15):
didn't even rate it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:17):
No, you didn't.
But I have a question for you.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:22):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:24):
So now that you've seen 22 episodes of the
season...
Oh, give your rating.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:32):
$2.41.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:36):
So now, like, thinking back to the beginning
of the season and how much youwere liking it.
Yeah.
To, like, now where we're at.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:44):
I definitely like the first half more.
Yeah.
For sure.
Um...

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:49):
And where do you think the rest of the season is
going to go?
Do you think anything crazyhappens?

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:54):
No, like, well, there's only two episodes left,
right?
So it feels like all thepsychotic killers have been

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:03):
eradicated.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20:03):
That's a great word, by the way.
Great word.
Now they're all gone.
And so what kind of crazy-assdrama can they come up with now?
And that's the question, right?
And where is it going to comefrom?
And how is it going to all tiein and...
go together and shit.
And you know what?
It does feel like Mark Schwann'swriting this to be the end of

(01:20:24):
the series.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:25):
It feels final.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20:26):
Very final.
Um, very final.
So honestly, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:34):
You don't know.
I

SPEAKER_00 (01:20:35):
don't know.
Um, Nathan's going to make it tothe NBA.
easily are you sure he's gonnamake it uh yeah you don't go
this far and you know for theyou know for the story it's got
to be you know he makes the nbait's got to be that um and also

(01:20:57):
yeah jamie i don't know Causelike he's funny.
So I don't know.
He grew up to be a comedian.
He could grow up to be acomedian or some shit.
He's funny and he's smart andhe's just a sweet kid, right?
Yeah.
Jamie.
Yeah.
He's a sweet kid.
He's cute.
Yeah, he is.
He's great.

(01:21:17):
Um, so I don't know.
He'll be a comedian one day.
He's

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:21):
so

SPEAKER_00 (01:21:22):
funny.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's got to be somethingthere with Sam and Brooke, I
think, in Victoria.
There's got to be somethingthere.
What they'll do, I don't know.
But maybe crazy shit.
Who knows?
Peyton and Lucas are leaving.
They're done.
They're done.
They suck.
Get them off our screens.

(01:21:43):
Over and out.
Give them the Mark Merrowtreatment.
Make them job to Fergie andJunk.
in like two minutes and they'regone forever um where's whitey

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:57):
i'm not telling you

SPEAKER_00 (01:21:59):
we haven't had him all season

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:01):
you may have died no

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:03):
we

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:04):
didn't have him oh yeah we did have him in season
five a little bit

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:07):
a little bit i think in flashbacks like at the
beginning of the season orsomething but anyways uh Whitey
hasn't been here in like 10trillion years.
He

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:16):
died and they just didn't have a funeral.

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:18):
No, that's not fair.
They can't just write off Whiteylike that without anything.
No, stop

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:28):
it.
I'm not saying that's reallywhat

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:30):
happened.
I know, but I'm just saying quittrying to put that shit in my
head, bro.
I'm just trying

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:35):
to be a shit.

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:35):
That's so mean.
I've lost enough in the lastcouple of weeks.
I've lost fucking Ozzy HulkHogan.
Now I'm going to lose fuckingWhitey Durham too come on yes
that's not fair that's a toughweek bro that's tough week
that's funny and where thehell's dan fuck sakes

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:55):
he died no

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:56):
he didn't he did he's gone

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:59):
off and died no

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:00):
he hasn't

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:01):
his bad heart dude

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:03):
he'll get a replacement that a dog won't eat
this time

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:07):
if he first of all Lost it because he was kidnapped
by a crazy ass nanny after beinghit by a car.

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:16):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:16):
And then...

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:17):
He's still first in line.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:19):
and then he gets another opportunity finally to
get a heart he's in the hospitalawaiting them to wheel him to
his room after they set it upand then they're finally
wheeling him back there and ohthe stoner guy has this dog and
the guy runs in with the heartand the dog goes to see dan and

(01:23:40):
the guy stoner dude is passedout and the doctor nurse
whatever trips Over the leash.

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:48):
With the fucking heart in the cooler.
With the

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:50):
heart in it.
And it goes rolling down thehallway.
That's

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:54):
not sanitary anymore.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:56):
Towards where Lucas is sitting with Peyton.

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:59):
Oh, my God.
They didn't see it, though.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:02):
Oh, no.
Lucas saw it happen.
Oh, Lucas saw it happen.
Because he told Nathan about itlater on.
I

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:09):
thought he just heard what happened.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:10):
No, he saw

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:11):
it.
He saw it.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:12):
And...
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he did, too.
The dog ate the heart.
How fucked is this?
But, yeah, like, really.

UNKNOWN (01:24:20):
Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:22):
And then he did that whole, like, sad thing with the
ocean.
He's in the water and shit.
And, like, sitting on the sand.

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:30):
He's not dead.
Yeah.
Great

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:32):
day on the beach, hey?

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:34):
They wouldn't do that to Dan Scott.
They wouldn't not put his deathon screen.
They have to fucking show it.
So there's no way, man.
He's kicking.
He's alive.
He's well.
He's got his heart.
He's all good.
Maybe he'll start a TV show.
Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:50):
Fuck off.
I'm so pissed you remember that.
So

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:53):
pissed.
Maybe he will one day.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:55):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:01):
Nice.
Is a certain character back forthat television show, by the
way?
Who?
Maybe a female variety with redhair?

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:09):
I'm not saying

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:11):
anything.
Oh, okay, brother.

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:15):
Why would I say that?

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:17):
I think I'm on to something there.
Fuck off.
Oh, I am too.
All right, okay.
No, just the name of the TVshow.
What is it?
What is it?
Treehill Wrestling Federationpodcast at treehillwf.podcast on
the show, including Instagram,TikTok, Facebook, and threads,
and listen to us on all thestreaming services, including

(01:25:38):
what?
I need a lot of breath for that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:42):
Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube Music, and
iHeart Radio.
You can follow us on my book.

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:50):
My book and you twit face.
Yeah.
That's that, bro.
Like, yeah, I know.
I don't think the season is asgood as when it started.
The first half of the season wasvery good.
And then I felt like it startedto fall off a bit with the
slower episodes.
But they had so much chaos andmayhem in the first half that

(01:26:12):
it's like they had to cool down.
I get it.
You can't just keep having thatover and over again.
You got to let that stuffbreathe and keep it important by
only doing it sometimes.
You can't have a murder everyepisode, you know?
Yeah, true.
So, you know, slow it down.
So I understand that.
But it's been quite...
A lot of slow and a lot ofrelationship things.

(01:26:34):
The only thing I'm reallyenjoying right now, I think, is
Nathan's basketball career andJamie.
Those are probably my twofavorite things on the show
right now.
I'm just interested in how a guyactually worked his way up and
made it into the NBA.
It's pretty cool.
All the things that happened andwhat he had to do and all that.

(01:26:55):
It's crazy shit here on the THWFPodcast.
Enjoying once again.
You're

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:03):
so high.

SPEAKER_00 (01:27:04):
So big, bro.
And I finally made it through asI am Sean Harris.

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:08):
And I am Erin Kosker.

SPEAKER_00 (01:27:10):
And I bid all of y'all adieu.

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:12):
And I say bye, bitch.

UNKNOWN (01:28:12):
Yeah.

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