July 11, 2025 • 35 mins
Ever wondered who would win in a battle between a dragon and an ex-girlfriend? Drew and Mike tackle this burning question through their hilarious "Animal Snake Draft," where they select creatures to build the ultimate fighting teams. Their choices range from mythological beasts like dragons and hydras to more practical selections like silverback gorillas and rhinoceroses – with one particularly surprising pick that has them both in stitches.
Between rounds of their animal draft showdown, the hosts dive into fascinating trivia territory. Did you know the Department of Defense commands an $800 billion budget? Or that Taylor Swift has surpassed Madonna for the most Billboard Top Ten hits by any female artist? From discussing the highest-grossing movie sequels (hint: superheroes dominate the list) to revealing which fast food drive-thru moves customers through fastest, their rapid-fire knowledge exchange keeps the energy high.
The conversation takes unexpected turns when they debate calorie counts in popular McDonald's items (the Big Mac contains fewer calories than you might think), explore which countries share borders (Russia and North Korea – really!), and even touch on the Treaty of Versailles' historical significance. Throughout it all, Drew and Mike's natural chemistry and quick-witted banter create an atmosphere that feels like hanging out with your smartest, funniest friends.
Whether you're a trivia enthusiast or just enjoy entertaining conversation with unexpected laughs, this episode delivers knowledge and humor in equal measure. Join us next week when we tackle the ultimate question: Would you rather have everyone know all your thoughts or have everyone know your complete internet history?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning the following podcast contains adult language
and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else is pretty flippin' childish
Trivia with Mike Sleeper hasbeen around for over 20 years
and consistently voted thenumber one trivia show in the
Augusta and surrounding areas.
Come join us for a bit as yourhosts, Drew and Mike, take you
(00:30):
inside our childish minds with alittle trivia and a lot of BS.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have play.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Places people Welcome back folks.
It's another episode of TrivialBullshit.
Trivial Bullshit back andbetter than ever In living color
.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's a good show, it was a great show, a great show,
great show.
Man, what are we doing today?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
uh, so, so, so so yeah, we're gonna talk a little
bit about a little bit ofeverything.
Um, I'm trying something new,yes.
So you know, we've talked inthe past about, um, hitting on
or getting hit on by, uh,somebody you know, 15, 20 years
younger versus 15, 20 yearsolder.
We talked about things like, ifyou won the lottery, who would
you tell Yep, yep, nobody,motherfucker, I'm gone.
(01:34):
You'll know by the fact that Idon't show up or away.
So you saw the viral videoabout the guy who hired like a
barbershop quartet to come inand tell them all just basically
piss off, I quit piss off.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, that's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Um, all right, but today our question of the day.
Mr drew what you got.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's your turn all right, we're gonna try something
a little different here today.
Uh, pick a number, four or orfive.
Let's go with four.
We're going to do a snake draft.
I'm going to go, then you'regoing to go, or whoever goes
first.
I don't like snakes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Jerry Reed, I don't like spiders and snakes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Indiana Jones, it's always got to be snakes.
Why is it always snakes?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, no, no, the best, get the motherfucking snakes
off my goddamn plane.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.
It's my job to handle life anddeath situations on a daily
basis.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's what I do, and I'm very good at it.
Samuel L Jackson cannot utter asentence without a cuss word.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, but it's like I'm tired of these Monday Friday
snakes on this Monday Friday,point All right, so we're doing
a snake draft.
What we're going to do is we'regoing to draft four animals.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know I'm going to have to edit the fuck out of
this Yep, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're going to get four animals, I'm going to get
four animals, and we're going tohave to edit the fuck out of
this.
Yep, okay, you're going to getfour animals, I'm going to get
four animals, and we're going tofight to the death.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Are we.
If somebody picks an animalbreed, then the other person,
they're out of play.
They're done.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yep, so like.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, I got it.
So if I pick a hamster, youcan't pick a hamster, correct?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are we going to flip a coin?
See who goes first.
How many fingers am I holdingup Out of five?
Yeah, three.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Damn, you go first.
Well, I mean, I still haven'tpicked, yet I pick one Heads or
tails.
I don't care.
Yes, here here, here here Rockpaper scissors.
I love that, that's even better.
So it's one, two, three shoot,shoot, and then, on the word
shoot, go Ready.
One, two, three shoot, you win,you go first.
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Did you know that there is ascientific study, and I've had
this for a trivia question.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That men go rock more than anybody else.
Men are more likely to do rockas their first and opening move.
I normally don't, but I figuredyou would go scissors there, I
figured you'd like scissors.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I like them scissoring baby 101,.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Who are you taking?
I want a dragon.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Dragon dragon, not lizard.
I don't do that tongue thingAll right, okay, okay, okay,
okay.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What you got, damn, that's a good one.
I didn't even thinkmythological.
I mean, if we're going there,I'll take a Hydra.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
All there.
I'll take a Hydra For my secondone.
We'll go a little bit grounderhere.
Give me the Silverback Gorilla,I figure.
If it takes 100 men to kill one, maybe it can distract you for
a while.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I get that.
I get that.
That is pretty damn cool youget two here I'm going to go
with a Rhinoceros, oh great pick.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love rhinos.
They're always horny.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Fucked hard Got him.
Oh no, I get two.
You get one more.
I'm going to go with acockroach.
They can't die.
They don't fucking die.
They survive, Even if I bombyou, you're going to stay alive.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Roach, not ring.
Yes, yes, yes, cockroach, Imade sure to write roach, not
ring.
Papa, all right, I get two PapaRoach.
Wow, I love Papa Roach, tomatch up with your rhinoceri.
I'm going to take the wonderfulhippopotamus.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Got a hippo.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And and.
For shits and gigs, I'm goingto take a great white and we're
going to figure out how I canget him to breathe on land.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, so you're going to.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I figure I can build him a breathing apparatus.
How he's going to attack thingsI'll never know, but don't get
close to him.
He'll bite your fucking leg off.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And then I'm going to take an ex, an ex as in like
ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.
Stop it, dude, dude.
There is nothing more fuckingterrifying Spiriting than an ex.
If I didn't take a great white.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was going to take a rabid dog Because I'll run,
dude, I'm fucking gone you win,I'm done.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's okay, baby, no, no, no.
You win Whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Alright, so I wonder if there's any way that our
listeners can leave comments onthis shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Their comments.
I want to know when this comesout.
I want to see people'sresponses as to who would win.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You've got a Hydra a Silverback Gorilla, a
Hippopotamus and a Great White.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I've got to figure out how he's going to breathe
and move.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We'll come to that.
I've got a dragon, a rhinoceros, a cockroach and an ex-wife?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Is the ex also a crackhead?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Doesn't have to be, but you know crackheads are wily
creatures, man, they'll doanything for a dollar went to
the, went to see a fireworksshow and there were a guy
sitting on a bench, uh, with afemale who didn't quite match
his attire.
Um, he was, like you know, kindof nicer.
Uh, actually spoke, uhsentences, and then she was
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talking to imaginary people.
She said hello as well, throughboth of her teeth.
Damn, yeah, look, $20, $20, man.
All right, so how do we figurethis?
All right, so we'll just takeone against one, dragon versus
Hydra.
Who wins?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If your dragon bites one of my Hydra's heads off,
then he's going to grow two more.
But I don't know how my Hydra'sgoing to kill your dragon.
I think they just battle it outfor eternity.
We'll just call that a draw.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We'll call it a draw.
Okay, rhino and a silverbackgorilla, a killer.
When I get the gorilla inManila, I kind of think the
rhino wins there.
Yeah, cockroach versus thehippo Although they are
indestructible, I think yourhippo takes that absolutely, I
agree.
And the X-Y versus a greatwhite.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But again, if it's a crackhead, I think the crackhead
wins, but if it's just an X,but I X, the X might scare the
great white.
That might be the only thinggreat whites are afraid of,
other than orcas.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, either that, or now the great white's bankrupt
and only gets to come on landtwice a year on holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Get them every other weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Can't see your little whiteys, your greatys, whatever
.
So basically we're coming downto a rhino versus a hippo.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Rhino versus a hippo.
Who wins?
The hippo is a vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's so tough.
If the rhino can get the hippofrom the sides, I think the
rhino wins, but if it takesplace in any semblance of water,
the hippo is going to kill it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's a good question.
I just think we call this adraw.
I think we call it a draw.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I agree that was a good draft.
It was a good draft.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So again, trivia, bullshit.
We actually do trivia, justtalking a few things here and
there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you know, earlier we had thebig beautiful bill.
You know a bunch of spending.
I'm not going to go into thespecifics or details.
This was budgetary and it'sprojected to add several
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trillion to the deficit.
We spend a lot of money.
It's kind of to be expectedsomewhat.
Governments do cost money,that's true.
Some parts of the governmentcost more than others.
That's factual.
Which department which hassecretaries reporting to the
president has the biggest budget?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
so we're talking like , like the secretary's reporting
to the president so, off thetop of my head, the ones that
come to mind are going to be thestate department, um, the
defense department.
I don't think the educationdepartment is that is that
expensive not once you freakingslash and get rid of it.
(10:01):
Honestly, those two wouldprobably be the ones that I
would lean towards, and betweenthe two of them I would probably
lean the Department of Defense$800 billion.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Department of Defense .
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yep, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yes, there you go.
I like that question.
Yeah, it's a good one, not toohard, Not too.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yes, there you go.
I like that question.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, it's a good one , not too hard, not too soft
what you got.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There was one thing that we didn't do last episode,
that we've done in almost everyepisode we've done so far Movies
.
More specifically, let's talkabout sequels.
All right, sequels what you gotfor sequels.
A lot of times there's thisnarrative about sequels that the
(10:48):
more sequels you make, orsequels in general, the more
they suck, the more they suck.
So I wanted to go on the flipside of that and prove that
that's not always the case.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Successful sequels.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
How many of the top five?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So how do you define something being successful?
Box office okay.
So if they, if the sequel mademore money than the original,
correct, it's successful,correct, okay, uh, and we're
talking normally with, as withmost of our stuff, we're talking
domestic box office, gross,okay uh, the top five best box
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office secrets.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How many can you name ?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
all right.
So I'm gonna probably ask forsome help here, because some you
know are uh.
I'm thinking, is uh star warsin there, one of them is okay,
yep.
I'm thinking also, uh, marvelcinematic universe.
I'm assuming we're going forseries right here.
So Marvel Cinematic Universe,there's two of them, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, okay, Let me rephrase that there are two
Avengers movies on here.
There is a third MCU movie, butit is not an Avengers movie.
Oh, what am I missing?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Spider-Man See and I just.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Tom Holland man.
He brings in the girls.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's one more in thislist, because they all want to
stand under his umbrella,exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Umbrella.
Hello, hello.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Dude, that guy was freaking awesome when I saw that
video.
I mean he's I love.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Tom Holland he's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I understand he can't keep his mouth shut, nope.
So we got Star Wars and we gotMarvel.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Those franchises account for four of the top five
, but there's one more.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
No, it was number seven.
By the way, top Gun Maverickwas number seven.
This one came out in like 2011,2012.
This was a sequel.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The original ones came out early 2000s, late 90s,
early 2000s there were three ofthem in the original series, so
the only other thing I can thinkof would be, like Harry Potter,
jeff Goldblum, independence Day.
Oh, jurassic Park would neverhave gone down that road.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Never.
The first of the Jurassic Worldexpansions grossed $1.66
billion.
That was number five on thelist.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You know, I don't even think I've taken 1.66
billion breaths in my life.
Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Number one Avengers Endgame grossed $2.66 billion
breaths in my life.
Yeah, probably not Number oneAvengers Endgame Grossed $2.8
billion.
Number two was Star Wars, theForce Awakens yeah, at 2.06.
Three was Avengers, infinityWar, at 2.04 billion.
And then number four wasSpider-Man no Way Home.
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The most recent Spider-Man wonat 1.9.
I hate you.
Hate, hate, hate Loathe entirelyAlright, I've got an animals
question here.
Let me just double check myshit here.
So, animals you brought up, notbrought up.
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You drafted a rhino earlier.
Why, yes, I did so.
A group of rhinos known fortheir terrible vision is known
as a what?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Woman driver.
That is a stereotype, Honey.
I'm sorry about that.
I love you.
I don't want to sleep on thecouch tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So a group of whales is called a pride, A group of
lions is called a pride.
What is a group of rhinoscalled?
They're known for theirterrible.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So a group of rhinos calledthey're known for their terrible
.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So, uh, a group of rhinos um, it's not the horny
bunch, nope um, I believe theyare called a crash they are
indeed called a crash becausethey can't see more than six
feet in front of their faces, sothey crash into things all the
time which means you know youshould be able to get the hell
away from them, right, youshould but they're fucking fast
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yeah, well, so was my firstgirlfriend.
I thought you were gonna say soare you?
but you know tomato potato.
So yesterday was july 4th,right?
Yep, we're recording this onjuly 5th, sure?
So yesterday's really famousfor the signing of a very, very
popular document, thedeclaration of independence in
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the course of human events yes,so it got me thinking about some
other very popular documentsthat have been signed in human
history.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So, more specifically , we're going to talk about the
Treaty of Versailles.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Versailles.
I was looking at the Treaty ofVersailles.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, my car is not Versailles.
We're talking about the Treatyof Versailles.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh, they wrote papers about me selling my car.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, but not that one.
I want the Treaty of Versailles.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What you got.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Do you know when and where it was signed?
So when, when, when and bonuspoints, if you tell me what it
did.
Stop the fucking war.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I mean dude, it said you go to your corner, you go to
your corner and boys, you justwait until your damn father gets
home.
He's going to tar your ass who.
Who was the father in that?
Uh, it would be father time,yeah mother earth and father
time, you're damn right.
So I'm thinking in 1941, whichis the movie with john belushi
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and all that kind of stuff.
That's the only reason that Iknow kind of around when things
began, pearl harbor was 19, wasit 41 or 42, I think uh,
december 7 1942 42.
Okay, yeah, yeah, all right.
So that's the start 41.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
My dad was born december 7 1942.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So that's the start.
It went on for several years.
So I'm thinking the it was done, the treaty then would have to
have been signed.
I'm going to guess, let's say46.
Okay, 46, 47.
Hang on, is that part right?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, Am I even close?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You have the wrong war.
Oh, this is World War I, thisis the Great War.
Oh, dude, I suck you so stupidman.
Well then, I know it's got tobe before the 40s, so let's say
1939.
No, farther back Is it in the20s, close 1911.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
1919.
June 28th 1919.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You know what?
And this really makes me sadthat I don't know this kind of
stuff, because when I get upevery morning and I look in the
mirror I keep thinking oh my God, you should know things.
So I'm going to say it's theHall of Mirrors.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It is indeed the Hall of Mirrors in the Palace of
Versailles.
I didn't know that part inversailles.
That was good, because I wasjust looking for a palace of
versailles and I was going tothrow the fact in there that it
was in the hall of mirrors.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That was good yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1940 just had
the wrong war I'm only off by 30years.
You suck, suck it, trebek, I'lltake eight bomb covers.
Uh, so I talked to a friendthis morning which kind of
brought me around to thisquestion Anheuser-Busch, trying
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to do everything they can to getback in the good graces of
people and get their name outthere.
Because they had that littleadvertising faux pas, turned a
lot of people so they gave aseven figure deal and became the
first fortune 500 company tobuy a team.
In what professional sport?
(18:55):
Whoa seven figure deal, yeahmillions.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They're smart shit.
What professional sport forseven million dollars?
That's really not a lot ofmoney for a team hell, they can
buy trivia for about you knowsix figures.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
My income, boss, and we'llstill do the podcast for free.
Yeah, damn, dude.
Uh, was this domestic or abroad?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
why you got to bring a woman into this.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I didn't say a space broad, I said abroad as in, like
overseas, she ain't got to bespaced out.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
A lot of them are smart Drew.
Oh my gosh Domestic.
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Is it one of the core four Baseball basketball
football?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
hockey the first Fortune 500 company to buy a
team.
Oh, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Smalls.
I would lead to believe that itis a soccer team outside of the
core four, because I don'tthink that any of the other
sports would have a team sellfor that little.
So I will go with soccer.
(20:06):
Really, this is a professionalteam.
It is now.
Do they own the Mammoth, thehockey?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
team.
So I talked to a buddy who wentout, started at 6.30 this
morning and played this sportfor four hours.
Do they own a live golf team?
Pickleball Shut up.
Swear to God, major LeaguePickleball, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yes, seven figures for a pickleball team.
Pickleball team, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Dude, when you're desperate, you're desperate,
yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's ridiculous.
I'm just saying I'm out, so ifyou have another one, hit me
with it.
Oh, I got all kinds of themBecause I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We can do.
Which female artist has themost Billboard Top Ten hits in
history, ever, ever, ever Femaleartist.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, famali Taylor Swift's got to be on that list,
I would assume, in fact we'll gofor the top two, top two.
So Swift's got to be near thetop of that list.
I would assume Tina Turner'sprobably somewhere near the top
of that list.
I don't think Celine did itenough.
(21:24):
Mariah't think Celine did itenough.
Mariah definitely didn't do itenough.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
No she wouldn't, but she forgot the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yep, but I mean she does have that one song, but
that's really about it.
She knows how to hum, chermight be near the top of that
list.
Ooh, that's not a bad guess,madonna.
Give me Taylor Swift andMadonna.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Taylor Swift now has the most top ten songs of any
woman artist Bingo One, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
two, two, two, two, two, two,two, two, two, two, two, two,
madonna no way.
Well done.
Hell yeah, Interesting facthere.
My question for you which isgreater?
The distance from here to thespace station or from LA to San
(22:16):
Francisco?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I think you're trying to throw me off by saying from
here to the space station,because I don't think it's
really that far to get out ofour atmosphere and then to get
to the space station because,unless I'm mistaken, it's in
geosynchronous orbit he's gotdamn fancy words like
geosynchronous orbit.
I was in a geosynchronous orbit,the other yikes, so that being
said, I was in a geosynchronousorbit the other night, yikes.
(22:45):
So that being said, given thefact that San Francisco and LA
are a few hundred miles apart, Iwould say LA to San Fran.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is only 348 miles.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And from here to the space station I would probably
guess is about 200 miles, 250.
Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I don't like you.
I don't like you at all.
I just, I just don't all right.
So, since we're talking aboutbigger, because you know size
matters, that's what they say.
That's what they say which isbigger?
The calories in a big mac, or adouble quarter pounder with
cheese, or a double quarterpounder with cheese, ooh.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Big Mac is tough because the Big Mac sauce has a
lot of calories in it, because Imean it's nothing but fucking
ketchup and mayo and a bunch ofother stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You can blow your damn calories for the entire
fucking week by going throughthe McDonald's drive-thru.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh, fuck, yeah, I mean, I would assume, but those
fries are so damn good.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
They're so good dude, Especially when they're salted
right.
When they're salted right andthey're warm, yeah.
So is there anything betterThan?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
a McDonald's fry that's perfectly salted, oh God
no.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I mean I'm sorry, but you know it's checkers.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Fries are up there, though, really, when they're
done right I just I'm not therewith you.
I'm just not there with you um,I would probably have to lean a
big mac.
Um, and if I had to take a stabat calories here, yeah, yeah,
what you got.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
As long as we're there.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I would say that Big Mac's probably coming in at 13
to 1400.
Okay, double Quarter Pounder,probably just south of 1000.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Double Quarter Pounder with cheese 740 calories
.
That's yeah, the Big Mac 15.
Only has 550.
Crazy, cray, cray.
Now, once you throw in thewhole damn meal, then you're
just.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Damn.
I thought.
I for sure thought the Big Macwas higher up.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I know what do you do with that right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I guess it's all that meat and that double quarter
pounder man.
He just hit me with that doublemeat.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I thought, oh, oh my God, you should know this.
As long as we're talking aboutfast food, is it because I'm fat
?
Fast food?
How does fat have to doanything with that?
Whatever, since we're talkingabout fast food, you know,
sometimes you want to go in, butsometimes you're going to sit
in your car and I want to gothrough the drive-thru, right,
want to go in, but sometimesyou're going to sit in your car
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and I want to go through thedrive-thru, right.
I have been stuck in some longass mother drive-thrus, you know
, and you're there for like anhour and a half.
You know, you, you got time to.
You know, leave your car, go in, take a dump, come back and do
whatever and still wait andyou're still waiting.
Fastest drive-thru lines in thefast food world.
I've got a list of the topthree.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're going to tell you it's Chick-fil-A, but that
line takes longer than they tellyou it takes.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I have the InTouch Insights annual drive-thru study
.
The fastest has an average waittime of 107.41 seconds, a
little over a minute and a halfor a minute and three quarters.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So I'm just going to throw this one out there and you
can tell me yes or no or not,it doesn't matter to me.
Are all three of these in theCSRA?
Yes, okay, all right.
So that rules out In and out.
No.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You can be in and out-Out in 30 seconds.
Baby Damn right, don't getpissed at me and I keep winning.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Also eliminates, like White Castle.
So let me go Chick-fil-A, letme go Chick-a-chick-a-boom.
Chick-a-chick-a-boom.
Honestly, I don't like theirfood, but every time I'm in
their drive-thru for my mom,they go pretty fast.
I'm going to throw Burger Kingout there.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, you went your way.
Bk your way.
Yep, yep, alright.
So you got BK, you gotChick-fil-A.
I mean, you got another A toround it out Sonic, that's a C.
All right, so you got Sonic,you got Burger King and you got
Chick-fil-A.
Yes, one of those is in the topthree.
Do you know which one?
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Chick-fil-a?
Yeah, number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
The other two Mickey.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
D's and Taco Bell.
Both of those are a lie.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Both of them are a lie.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Across the US.
I'm just saying they got tostudy here.
The average wait time spent ina drive-thru lane is 6 minutes
and 13 seconds, which is crapbecause it takes a lot longer
than that that's what I'm saying, which is crap because it takes
a lot longer than that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's what I'm saying Because those numbers, I
presume, are from the time thatyou order to the time that you
leave the drive-thru.
That does not include how longI'm having to wait in the line
prior to me ordering.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Ooh, that's a good point, you know, and I don't
know that, but that would makesense.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That would make sense .
That's why I'm saying that.
But that would make sense, yeah, that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's why I'm saying that McDonald's number is a lie
, fucking lie.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's huge man Fucking lying.
I want to go home.
It's just not fair, it's notman.
So, you know, this morning youbrought me coffee that I fucked
up.
You know what I?
You brought me coffee that Ifucked up.
You know what I like a hotcoffee, because the cold coffee
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they fill it up with ice.
You don't get as much.
You get screwed on that Becauseit's the same strength and
everything else.
So you're just basicallywatered down coffee.
All right, give me the full one, let me water it down myself.
It's like, hey, I tell you what, give me a soda or do a drink
or whatever.
No ice.
That way, maybe you'll fill itup.
I'll go find some ice.
Yeah, yep, so anyways, uh, butspeaking of coffee, let's.
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Uh, I like koreg, because Idon't waste coffee.
Correct, right, just brew asingle cup at a time.
And koreg's not the only one,there are several others, but I
do have a list from theInternational Retail Association
here.
Single cup Is that the IRA?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Whoa, I think it's the Retail Industry Association
Extremists in England back inlike the early 1900s.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Lads, we're going to go out today.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
We're going to fight, we're going to go on strike,
mate, how many of you are in theunion Ring up your own fucking
groceries?
Fuck you, mate.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, and I think that IRA is not really British
Cockney.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, I think they're Irish.
Fuck this, because I think theI in IRA stands for Irish.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, anyways.
So we're talking about singlecup coffees, leading brands.
What do most people buy?
If you're going to go out andget you some single brand
coffees, what are you mostlikely to buy if you're not
buying generic?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
um, like are we talking pods or yeah, yeah yeah,
okay, not buying generic.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
You're not grinding, you're just actually getting a
single cup coffee.
Pods the shit up.
There's no phones during triviawhat?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
the ira extremist.
I want to know what it standsfor.
It doesn't matter, so sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'll put it down.
The other teams think you'recheating.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Other teams that are here,you're DQ'd, I am.
I'm so sorry, I'm going to go.
What's that?
Donut Shop or something.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Donut Shop is a good guess.
It is in the top ten, but no.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Starbucks Number one.
It's so dumb their coffee ain'tthat good, dude.
I hate that crap.
Dunkin'.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Which I really like, only when I get it from Dunkin'.
Correct, but it's still okay.
But no, not in the top 10.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
McCafe.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Which I do love, and I have a whole bunch Not on the
list.
It's not on the list, really,yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
What's a Walmart brand?
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Again, not generic.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh Shit dude.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Okay, so you're obviously not a Keurig.
Keurig Green Mountain, yeah,keurig Green Mountain.
And the other one, the bestpart of Wakefield, folgers.
Folgers is number three.
I didn't know that Folgers made.
Yeah, oh hell, everybody does.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So, by the way, the IRA, an Irish Republican Army,
yeah, I did know that.
I wanted to double check.
Okay, I couldn't remember.
I thought it was Irish but Icouldn't remember Because you
know, it was in the middle ofthat industrial movement over
there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't even want to make jokes or even go down that
road, just because I don't wantsomebody to show up and kill me,
me neither, so Sorry if Ioffended you with my English
accent.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
I know it was terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's going we're not fucking English, you suck Ooh.
Borders, yikes, let's doborders.
I got a little list here.
I'm going to give you twothings.
You got to tell me if theyshare a border North Dakota and
Wyoming no, russia and NorthKorea no, no.
Russia and North Korea no, yes,really yes.
(32:25):
Florida and Mississippi yes, no.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
What Florida and Mississippi?
I thought they touched on thewest side of the panhandle.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Iran and Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I think no, because I think Iraq's in between them.
Yes, yes they do, or yes, I'mright.
Yes, they do, Jesus.
I'm terrible at this shit.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Brazil and Argentina yes, everything fucking touches
Brazil, yeah, yeah, and New Yorkand Rhode Island.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Come on, mr New York.
No, because I think it'sunderneath Massachusetts, mr New
.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
York, let's go.
Yes, we've talked about thisbefore.
They share a small maritimeborder.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
A fucking maritime border, I know so that one.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'll kind of give to you a little bit, but you know,
go suck an egg, you suck it.
Trebek, do we do?
Yeah, we did, we did the draft.
So for next week, since it's mypick.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
You ain't got a pick right now.
You can pick one.
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But we'll give a little promo.
I like this.
Would you rather have everybodybe able to know what you're
thinking, know all your thoughts, or have everybody to know your
, your internet history?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
is that for next week , or are we answering it right
next?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
week next week.
That's a good question, yeahnot, it's not quite as good as
our drunk drunk trivia.
We got coming up daft drunkards, tipsy trivia.
How did you come up with daftdrunkards?
I don know, I was looking foralliteration, and dumbass didn't
quite sell the way we need toplan that.
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Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I know so that we can get other people here, because,
as much as I would love to bedrunk with you on a podcast, I
think it would be funny to haveother people drunk with us.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And absolutely it's got to be planned because we're
going to need DDs, yeah, yeah,yeah, I mean I've got spare
rooms and we've got couches inthe studio, so we'll.
That sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Not those kind of couches people Get your head out
of the gutter.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Now you know how Drew got his job.
Oh my God stop.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Don't tell him Stop bitches.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Alrighty, so I think that wraps it up for this
episode.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Man, another one in the books.
Yeah, as always, friends.
Thank y'all so much forlistening.
We really appreciate each andevery one of y'all.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
We'll have fun, and we hope you do too.
And, on that note, we hope wecatch you next time.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
See, ya, see ya.
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Speaker 1 (00:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have play.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Places people Welcome back folks.
It's another episode of TrivialBullshit.
Trivial Bullshit back andbetter than ever In living color
.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's a good show, it was a great show, a great show,
great show.
Man, what are we doing today?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
uh, so, so, so so yeah, we're gonna talk a little
bit about a little bit ofeverything.
Um, I'm trying something new,yes.
So you know, we've talked inthe past about, um, hitting on
or getting hit on by, uh,somebody you know, 15, 20 years
younger versus 15, 20 yearsolder.
We talked about things like, ifyou won the lottery, who would
you tell Yep, yep, nobody,motherfucker, I'm gone.
(01:34):
You'll know by the fact that Idon't show up or away.
So you saw the viral videoabout the guy who hired like a
barbershop quartet to come inand tell them all just basically
piss off, I quit piss off.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, that's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Um, all right, but today our question of the day.
Mr drew what you got.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's your turn all right, we're gonna try something
a little different here today.
Uh, pick a number, four or orfive.
Let's go with four.
We're going to do a snake draft.
I'm going to go, then you'regoing to go, or whoever goes
first.
I don't like snakes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Jerry Reed, I don't like spiders and snakes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Indiana Jones, it's always got to be snakes.
Why is it always snakes?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, no, no, the best, get the motherfucking snakes
off my goddamn plane.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.
It's my job to handle life anddeath situations on a daily
basis.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's what I do, and I'm very good at it.
Samuel L Jackson cannot utter asentence without a cuss word.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, but it's like I'm tired of these Monday Friday
snakes on this Monday Friday,point All right, so we're doing
a snake draft.
What we're going to do is we'regoing to draft four animals.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know I'm going to have to edit the fuck out of
this Yep, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're going to get four animals, I'm going to get
four animals, and we're going tohave to edit the fuck out of
this.
Yep, okay, you're going to getfour animals, I'm going to get
four animals, and we're going tofight to the death.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Are we.
If somebody picks an animalbreed, then the other person,
they're out of play.
They're done.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yep, so like.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, I got it.
So if I pick a hamster, youcan't pick a hamster, correct?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are we going to flip a coin?
See who goes first.
How many fingers am I holdingup Out of five?
Yeah, three.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Damn, you go first.
Well, I mean, I still haven'tpicked, yet I pick one Heads or
tails.
I don't care.
Yes, here here, here here Rockpaper scissors.
I love that, that's even better.
So it's one, two, three shoot,shoot, and then, on the word
shoot, go Ready.
One, two, three shoot, you win,you go first.
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Did you know that there is ascientific study, and I've had
this for a trivia question.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That men go rock more than anybody else.
Men are more likely to do rockas their first and opening move.
I normally don't, but I figuredyou would go scissors there, I
figured you'd like scissors.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I like them scissoring baby 101,.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Who are you taking?
I want a dragon.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Dragon dragon, not lizard.
I don't do that tongue thingAll right, okay, okay, okay,
okay.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What you got, damn, that's a good one.
I didn't even thinkmythological.
I mean, if we're going there,I'll take a Hydra.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
All there.
I'll take a Hydra For my secondone.
We'll go a little bit grounderhere.
Give me the Silverback Gorilla,I figure.
If it takes 100 men to kill one, maybe it can distract you for
a while.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I get that.
I get that.
That is pretty damn cool youget two here I'm going to go
with a Rhinoceros, oh great pick.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love rhinos.
They're always horny.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Fucked hard Got him.
Oh no, I get two.
You get one more.
I'm going to go with acockroach.
They can't die.
They don't fucking die.
They survive, Even if I bombyou, you're going to stay alive.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Roach, not ring.
Yes, yes, yes, cockroach, Imade sure to write roach, not
ring.
Papa, all right, I get two PapaRoach.
Wow, I love Papa Roach, tomatch up with your rhinoceri.
I'm going to take the wonderfulhippopotamus.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Got a hippo.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And and.
For shits and gigs, I'm goingto take a great white and we're
going to figure out how I canget him to breathe on land.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, so you're going to.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I figure I can build him a breathing apparatus.
How he's going to attack thingsI'll never know, but don't get
close to him.
He'll bite your fucking leg off.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And then I'm going to take an ex, an ex as in like
ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.
Stop it, dude, dude.
There is nothing more fuckingterrifying Spiriting than an ex.
If I didn't take a great white.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was going to take a rabid dog Because I'll run,
dude, I'm fucking gone you win,I'm done.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's okay, baby, no, no, no.
You win Whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Alright, so I wonder if there's any way that our
listeners can leave comments onthis shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Their comments.
I want to know when this comesout.
I want to see people'sresponses as to who would win.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You've got a Hydra a Silverback Gorilla, a
Hippopotamus and a Great White.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I've got to figure out how he's going to breathe
and move.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We'll come to that.
I've got a dragon, a rhinoceros, a cockroach and an ex-wife?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Is the ex also a crackhead?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Doesn't have to be, but you know crackheads are wily
creatures, man, they'll doanything for a dollar went to
the, went to see a fireworksshow and there were a guy
sitting on a bench, uh, with afemale who didn't quite match
his attire.
Um, he was, like you know, kindof nicer.
Uh, actually spoke, uhsentences, and then she was
(07:06):
talking to imaginary people.
She said hello as well, throughboth of her teeth.
Damn, yeah, look, $20, $20, man.
All right, so how do we figurethis?
All right, so we'll just takeone against one, dragon versus
Hydra.
Who wins?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If your dragon bites one of my Hydra's heads off,
then he's going to grow two more.
But I don't know how my Hydra'sgoing to kill your dragon.
I think they just battle it outfor eternity.
We'll just call that a draw.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We'll call it a draw.
Okay, rhino and a silverbackgorilla, a killer.
When I get the gorilla inManila, I kind of think the
rhino wins there.
Yeah, cockroach versus thehippo Although they are
indestructible, I think yourhippo takes that absolutely, I
agree.
And the X-Y versus a greatwhite.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But again, if it's a crackhead, I think the crackhead
wins, but if it's just an X,but I X, the X might scare the
great white.
That might be the only thinggreat whites are afraid of,
other than orcas.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, either that, or now the great white's bankrupt
and only gets to come on landtwice a year on holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Get them every other weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Can't see your little whiteys, your greatys, whatever
.
So basically we're coming downto a rhino versus a hippo.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Rhino versus a hippo.
Who wins?
The hippo is a vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's so tough.
If the rhino can get the hippofrom the sides, I think the
rhino wins, but if it takesplace in any semblance of water,
the hippo is going to kill it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's a good question.
I just think we call this adraw.
I think we call it a draw.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I agree that was a good draft.
It was a good draft.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So again, trivia, bullshit.
We actually do trivia, justtalking a few things here and
there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you know, earlier we had thebig beautiful bill.
You know a bunch of spending.
I'm not going to go into thespecifics or details.
This was budgetary and it'sprojected to add several
(09:19):
trillion to the deficit.
We spend a lot of money.
It's kind of to be expectedsomewhat.
Governments do cost money,that's true.
Some parts of the governmentcost more than others.
That's factual.
Which department which hassecretaries reporting to the
president has the biggest budget?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
so we're talking like , like the secretary's reporting
to the president so, off thetop of my head, the ones that
come to mind are going to be thestate department, um, the
defense department.
I don't think the educationdepartment is that is that
expensive not once you freakingslash and get rid of it.
(10:01):
Honestly, those two wouldprobably be the ones that I
would lean towards, and betweenthe two of them I would probably
lean the Department of Defense$800 billion.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Department of Defense .
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yep, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yes, there you go.
I like that question.
Yeah, it's a good one, not toohard, Not too.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yes, there you go.
I like that question.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, it's a good one , not too hard, not too soft
what you got.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There was one thing that we didn't do last episode,
that we've done in almost everyepisode we've done so far Movies
.
More specifically, let's talkabout sequels.
All right, sequels what you gotfor sequels.
A lot of times there's thisnarrative about sequels that the
(10:48):
more sequels you make, orsequels in general, the more
they suck, the more they suck.
So I wanted to go on the flipside of that and prove that
that's not always the case.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Successful sequels.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
How many of the top five?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So how do you define something being successful?
Box office okay.
So if they, if the sequel mademore money than the original,
correct, it's successful,correct, okay, uh, and we're
talking normally with, as withmost of our stuff, we're talking
domestic box office, gross,okay uh, the top five best box
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office secrets.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How many can you name ?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
all right.
So I'm gonna probably ask forsome help here, because some you
know are uh.
I'm thinking, is uh star warsin there, one of them is okay,
yep.
I'm thinking also, uh, marvelcinematic universe.
I'm assuming we're going forseries right here.
So Marvel Cinematic Universe,there's two of them, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, okay, Let me rephrase that there are two
Avengers movies on here.
There is a third MCU movie, butit is not an Avengers movie.
Oh, what am I missing?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Spider-Man See and I just.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Tom Holland man.
He brings in the girls.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's one more in thislist, because they all want to
stand under his umbrella,exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Umbrella.
Hello, hello.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Dude, that guy was freaking awesome when I saw that
video.
I mean he's I love.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Tom Holland he's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I understand he can't keep his mouth shut, nope.
So we got Star Wars and we gotMarvel.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Those franchises account for four of the top five
, but there's one more.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
No, it was number seven.
By the way, top Gun Maverickwas number seven.
This one came out in like 2011,2012.
This was a sequel.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The original ones came out early 2000s, late 90s,
early 2000s there were three ofthem in the original series, so
the only other thing I can thinkof would be, like Harry Potter,
jeff Goldblum, independence Day.
Oh, jurassic Park would neverhave gone down that road.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Never.
The first of the Jurassic Worldexpansions grossed $1.66
billion.
That was number five on thelist.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You know, I don't even think I've taken 1.66
billion breaths in my life.
Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Number one Avengers Endgame grossed $2.66 billion
breaths in my life.
Yeah, probably not Number oneAvengers Endgame Grossed $2.8
billion.
Number two was Star Wars, theForce Awakens yeah, at 2.06.
Three was Avengers, infinityWar, at 2.04 billion.
And then number four wasSpider-Man no Way Home.
(13:46):
The most recent Spider-Man wonat 1.9.
I hate you.
Hate, hate, hate Loathe entirelyAlright, I've got an animals
question here.
Let me just double check myshit here.
So, animals you brought up, notbrought up.
(14:08):
You drafted a rhino earlier.
Why, yes, I did so.
A group of rhinos known fortheir terrible vision is known
as a what?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Woman driver.
That is a stereotype, Honey.
I'm sorry about that.
I love you.
I don't want to sleep on thecouch tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So a group of whales is called a pride, A group of
lions is called a pride.
What is a group of rhinoscalled?
They're known for theirterrible.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So a group of rhinos calledthey're known for their terrible
.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So, uh, a group of rhinos um, it's not the horny
bunch, nope um, I believe theyare called a crash they are
indeed called a crash becausethey can't see more than six
feet in front of their faces, sothey crash into things all the
time which means you know youshould be able to get the hell
away from them, right, youshould but they're fucking fast
(15:08):
yeah, well, so was my firstgirlfriend.
I thought you were gonna say soare you?
but you know tomato potato.
So yesterday was july 4th,right?
Yep, we're recording this onjuly 5th, sure?
So yesterday's really famousfor the signing of a very, very
popular document, thedeclaration of independence in
(15:33):
the course of human events yes,so it got me thinking about some
other very popular documentsthat have been signed in human
history.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So, more specifically , we're going to talk about the
Treaty of Versailles.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Versailles.
I was looking at the Treaty ofVersailles.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, my car is not Versailles.
We're talking about the Treatyof Versailles.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh, they wrote papers about me selling my car.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, but not that one.
I want the Treaty of Versailles.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What you got.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Do you know when and where it was signed?
So when, when, when and bonuspoints, if you tell me what it
did.
Stop the fucking war.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I mean dude, it said you go to your corner, you go to
your corner and boys, you justwait until your damn father gets
home.
He's going to tar your ass who.
Who was the father in that?
Uh, it would be father time,yeah mother earth and father
time, you're damn right.
So I'm thinking in 1941, whichis the movie with john belushi
(16:36):
and all that kind of stuff.
That's the only reason that Iknow kind of around when things
began, pearl harbor was 19, wasit 41 or 42, I think uh,
december 7 1942 42.
Okay, yeah, yeah, all right.
So that's the start 41.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
My dad was born december 7 1942.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So that's the start.
It went on for several years.
So I'm thinking the it was done, the treaty then would have to
have been signed.
I'm going to guess, let's say46.
Okay, 46, 47.
Hang on, is that part right?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, Am I even close?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You have the wrong war.
Oh, this is World War I, thisis the Great War.
Oh, dude, I suck you so stupidman.
Well then, I know it's got tobe before the 40s, so let's say
1939.
No, farther back Is it in the20s, close 1911.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
1919.
June 28th 1919.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You know what?
And this really makes me sadthat I don't know this kind of
stuff, because when I get upevery morning and I look in the
mirror I keep thinking oh my God, you should know things.
So I'm going to say it's theHall of Mirrors.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It is indeed the Hall of Mirrors in the Palace of
Versailles.
I didn't know that part inversailles.
That was good, because I wasjust looking for a palace of
versailles and I was going tothrow the fact in there that it
was in the hall of mirrors.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That was good yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1940 just had
the wrong war I'm only off by 30years.
You suck, suck it, trebek, I'lltake eight bomb covers.
Uh, so I talked to a friendthis morning which kind of
brought me around to thisquestion Anheuser-Busch, trying
(18:34):
to do everything they can to getback in the good graces of
people and get their name outthere.
Because they had that littleadvertising faux pas, turned a
lot of people so they gave aseven figure deal and became the
first fortune 500 company tobuy a team.
In what professional sport?
(18:55):
Whoa seven figure deal, yeahmillions.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They're smart shit.
What professional sport forseven million dollars?
That's really not a lot ofmoney for a team hell, they can
buy trivia for about you knowsix figures.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
My income, boss, and we'llstill do the podcast for free.
Yeah, damn, dude.
Uh, was this domestic or abroad?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
why you got to bring a woman into this.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I didn't say a space broad, I said abroad as in, like
overseas, she ain't got to bespaced out.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
A lot of them are smart Drew.
Oh my gosh Domestic.
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Is it one of the core four Baseball basketball
football?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
hockey the first Fortune 500 company to buy a
team.
Oh, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Smalls.
I would lead to believe that itis a soccer team outside of the
core four, because I don'tthink that any of the other
sports would have a team sellfor that little.
So I will go with soccer.
(20:06):
Really, this is a professionalteam.
It is now.
Do they own the Mammoth, thehockey?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
team.
So I talked to a buddy who wentout, started at 6.30 this
morning and played this sportfor four hours.
Do they own a live golf team?
Pickleball Shut up.
Swear to God, major LeaguePickleball, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yes, seven figures for a pickleball team.
Pickleball team, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Dude, when you're desperate, you're desperate,
yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's ridiculous.
I'm just saying I'm out, so ifyou have another one, hit me
with it.
Oh, I got all kinds of themBecause I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We can do.
Which female artist has themost Billboard Top Ten hits in
history, ever, ever, ever Femaleartist.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, famali Taylor Swift's got to be on that list,
I would assume, in fact we'll gofor the top two, top two.
So Swift's got to be near thetop of that list.
I would assume Tina Turner'sprobably somewhere near the top
of that list.
I don't think Celine did itenough.
(21:24):
Mariah't think Celine did itenough.
Mariah definitely didn't do itenough.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
No she wouldn't, but she forgot the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yep, but I mean she does have that one song, but
that's really about it.
She knows how to hum, chermight be near the top of that
list.
Ooh, that's not a bad guess,madonna.
Give me Taylor Swift andMadonna.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Taylor Swift now has the most top ten songs of any
woman artist Bingo One, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
two, two, two, two, two, two,two, two, two, two, two, two,
madonna no way.
Well done.
Hell yeah, Interesting facthere.
My question for you which isgreater?
The distance from here to thespace station or from LA to San
(22:16):
Francisco?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I think you're trying to throw me off by saying from
here to the space station,because I don't think it's
really that far to get out ofour atmosphere and then to get
to the space station because,unless I'm mistaken, it's in
geosynchronous orbit he's gotdamn fancy words like
geosynchronous orbit.
I was in a geosynchronous orbit,the other yikes, so that being
said, I was in a geosynchronousorbit the other night, yikes.
(22:45):
So that being said, given thefact that San Francisco and LA
are a few hundred miles apart, Iwould say LA to San Fran.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is only 348 miles.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And from here to the space station I would probably
guess is about 200 miles, 250.
Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I don't like you.
I don't like you at all.
I just, I just don't all right.
So, since we're talking aboutbigger, because you know size
matters, that's what they say.
That's what they say which isbigger?
The calories in a big mac, or adouble quarter pounder with
cheese, or a double quarterpounder with cheese, ooh.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Big Mac is tough because the Big Mac sauce has a
lot of calories in it, because Imean it's nothing but fucking
ketchup and mayo and a bunch ofother stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You can blow your damn calories for the entire
fucking week by going throughthe McDonald's drive-thru.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh, fuck, yeah, I mean, I would assume, but those
fries are so damn good.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
They're so good dude, Especially when they're salted
right.
When they're salted right andthey're warm, yeah.
So is there anything betterThan?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
a McDonald's fry that's perfectly salted, oh God
no.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I mean I'm sorry, but you know it's checkers.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Fries are up there, though, really, when they're
done right I just I'm not therewith you.
I'm just not there with you um,I would probably have to lean a
big mac.
Um, and if I had to take a stabat calories here, yeah, yeah,
what you got.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
As long as we're there.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I would say that Big Mac's probably coming in at 13
to 1400.
Okay, double Quarter Pounder,probably just south of 1000.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Double Quarter Pounder with cheese 740 calories
.
That's yeah, the Big Mac 15.
Only has 550.
Crazy, cray, cray.
Now, once you throw in thewhole damn meal, then you're
just.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Damn.
I thought.
I for sure thought the Big Macwas higher up.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I know what do you do with that right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I guess it's all that meat and that double quarter
pounder man.
He just hit me with that doublemeat.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I thought, oh, oh my God, you should know this.
As long as we're talking aboutfast food, is it because I'm fat
?
Fast food?
How does fat have to doanything with that?
Whatever, since we're talkingabout fast food, you know,
sometimes you want to go in, butsometimes you're going to sit
in your car and I want to gothrough the drive-thru, right,
want to go in, but sometimesyou're going to sit in your car
(25:26):
and I want to go through thedrive-thru, right.
I have been stuck in some longass mother drive-thrus, you know
, and you're there for like anhour and a half.
You know, you, you got time to.
You know, leave your car, go in, take a dump, come back and do
whatever and still wait andyou're still waiting.
Fastest drive-thru lines in thefast food world.
I've got a list of the topthree.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're going to tell you it's Chick-fil-A, but that
line takes longer than they tellyou it takes.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I have the InTouch Insights annual drive-thru study
.
The fastest has an average waittime of 107.41 seconds, a
little over a minute and a halfor a minute and three quarters.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So I'm just going to throw this one out there and you
can tell me yes or no or not,it doesn't matter to me.
Are all three of these in theCSRA?
Yes, okay, all right.
So that rules out In and out.
No.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You can be in and out-Out in 30 seconds.
Baby Damn right, don't getpissed at me and I keep winning.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Also eliminates, like White Castle.
So let me go Chick-fil-A, letme go Chick-a-chick-a-boom.
Chick-a-chick-a-boom.
Honestly, I don't like theirfood, but every time I'm in
their drive-thru for my mom,they go pretty fast.
I'm going to throw Burger Kingout there.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, you went your way.
Bk your way.
Yep, yep, alright.
So you got BK, you gotChick-fil-A.
I mean, you got another A toround it out Sonic, that's a C.
All right, so you got Sonic,you got Burger King and you got
Chick-fil-A.
Yes, one of those is in the topthree.
Do you know which one?
(27:14):
Chick-fil-a?
Yeah, number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
The other two Mickey.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
D's and Taco Bell.
Both of those are a lie.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Both of them are a lie.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Across the US.
I'm just saying they got tostudy here.
The average wait time spent ina drive-thru lane is 6 minutes
and 13 seconds, which is crapbecause it takes a lot longer
than that that's what I'm saying, which is crap because it takes
a lot longer than that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's what I'm saying Because those numbers, I
presume, are from the time thatyou order to the time that you
leave the drive-thru.
That does not include how longI'm having to wait in the line
prior to me ordering.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Ooh, that's a good point, you know, and I don't
know that, but that would makesense.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That would make sense .
That's why I'm saying that.
But that would make sense, yeah, that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's why I'm saying that McDonald's number is a lie
, fucking lie.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's huge man Fucking lying.
I want to go home.
It's just not fair, it's notman.
So, you know, this morning youbrought me coffee that I fucked
up.
You know what I?
You brought me coffee that Ifucked up.
You know what I like a hotcoffee, because the cold coffee
(28:30):
they fill it up with ice.
You don't get as much.
You get screwed on that Becauseit's the same strength and
everything else.
So you're just basicallywatered down coffee.
All right, give me the full one, let me water it down myself.
It's like, hey, I tell you what, give me a soda or do a drink
or whatever.
No ice.
That way, maybe you'll fill itup.
I'll go find some ice.
Yeah, yep, so anyways, uh, butspeaking of coffee, let's.
(28:54):
Uh, I like koreg, because Idon't waste coffee.
Correct, right, just brew asingle cup at a time.
And koreg's not the only one,there are several others, but I
do have a list from theInternational Retail Association
here.
Single cup Is that the IRA?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Whoa, I think it's the Retail Industry Association
Extremists in England back inlike the early 1900s.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Lads, we're going to go out today.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
We're going to fight, we're going to go on strike,
mate, how many of you are in theunion Ring up your own fucking
groceries?
Fuck you, mate.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, and I think that IRA is not really British
Cockney.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, I think they're Irish.
Fuck this, because I think theI in IRA stands for Irish.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, anyways.
So we're talking about singlecup coffees, leading brands.
What do most people buy?
If you're going to go out andget you some single brand
coffees, what are you mostlikely to buy if you're not
buying generic?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
um, like are we talking pods or yeah, yeah yeah,
okay, not buying generic.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
You're not grinding, you're just actually getting a
single cup coffee.
Pods the shit up.
There's no phones during triviawhat?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
the ira extremist.
I want to know what it standsfor.
It doesn't matter, so sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'll put it down.
The other teams think you'recheating.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Other teams that are here,you're DQ'd, I am.
I'm so sorry, I'm going to go.
What's that?
Donut Shop or something.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Donut Shop is a good guess.
It is in the top ten, but no.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Starbucks Number one.
It's so dumb their coffee ain'tthat good, dude.
I hate that crap.
Dunkin'.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Which I really like, only when I get it from Dunkin'.
Correct, but it's still okay.
But no, not in the top 10.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
McCafe.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Which I do love, and I have a whole bunch Not on the
list.
It's not on the list, really,yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
What's a Walmart brand?
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Again, not generic.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh Shit dude.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Okay, so you're obviously not a Keurig.
Keurig Green Mountain, yeah,keurig Green Mountain.
And the other one, the bestpart of Wakefield, folgers.
Folgers is number three.
I didn't know that Folgers made.
Yeah, oh hell, everybody does.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So, by the way, the IRA, an Irish Republican Army,
yeah, I did know that.
I wanted to double check.
Okay, I couldn't remember.
I thought it was Irish but Icouldn't remember Because you
know, it was in the middle ofthat industrial movement over
there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't even want to make jokes or even go down that
road, just because I don't wantsomebody to show up and kill me,
me neither, so Sorry if Ioffended you with my English
accent.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
I know it was terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's going we're not fucking English, you suck Ooh.
Borders, yikes, let's doborders.
I got a little list here.
I'm going to give you twothings.
You got to tell me if theyshare a border North Dakota and
Wyoming no, russia and NorthKorea no, no.
Russia and North Korea no, yes,really yes.
(32:25):
Florida and Mississippi yes, no.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
What Florida and Mississippi?
I thought they touched on thewest side of the panhandle.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Iran and Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I think no, because I think Iraq's in between them.
Yes, yes they do, or yes, I'mright.
Yes, they do, Jesus.
I'm terrible at this shit.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Brazil and Argentina yes, everything fucking touches
Brazil, yeah, yeah, and New Yorkand Rhode Island.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Come on, mr New York.
No, because I think it'sunderneath Massachusetts, mr New
.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
York, let's go.
Yes, we've talked about thisbefore.
They share a small maritimeborder.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
A fucking maritime border, I know so that one.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'll kind of give to you a little bit, but you know,
go suck an egg, you suck it.
Trebek, do we do?
Yeah, we did, we did the draft.
So for next week, since it's mypick.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
You ain't got a pick right now.
You can pick one.
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But we'll give a little promo.
I like this.
Would you rather have everybodybe able to know what you're
thinking, know all your thoughts, or have everybody to know your
, your internet history?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
is that for next week , or are we answering it right
next?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
week next week.
That's a good question, yeahnot, it's not quite as good as
our drunk drunk trivia.
We got coming up daft drunkards, tipsy trivia.
How did you come up with daftdrunkards?
I don know, I was looking foralliteration, and dumbass didn't
quite sell the way we need toplan that.
(34:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I know so that we can get other people here, because,
as much as I would love to bedrunk with you on a podcast, I
think it would be funny to haveother people drunk with us.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And absolutely it's got to be planned because we're
going to need DDs, yeah, yeah,yeah, I mean I've got spare
rooms and we've got couches inthe studio, so we'll.
That sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Not those kind of couches people Get your head out
of the gutter.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Now you know how Drew got his job.
Oh my God stop.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Don't tell him Stop bitches.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Alrighty, so I think that wraps it up for this
episode.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Man, another one in the books.
Yeah, as always, friends.
Thank y'all so much forlistening.
We really appreciate each andevery one of y'all.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
We'll have fun, and we hope you do too.
And, on that note, we hope wecatch you next time.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
See, ya, see ya.
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