July 5, 2025 • 30 mins
Ever wondered if you'd rather be hit on by someone significantly older or younger than you? Drew and Mike tackle this amusing hypothetical while diving deep into the world of random knowledge that makes their trivia show a two-decade success.
The dynamic duo explores the expanding landscape of women's professional basketball, revealing which five cities will soon welcome WNBA teams. Their conversation seamlessly transitions into a global culinary adventure, challenging each other to identify famous dishes from England's hearty bangers and mash to Portugal's distinctive bacalhau. Food lovers will appreciate the hosts' personal anecdotes about these international delicacies, including Mike's surprising affinity for the notoriously pungent lutefisk.
Cookie enthusiasts might be shocked to learn about Oreo's absolute market dominance, capturing a staggering one-fifth of all cookie sales in America. This revelation sparks a charming childhood story about elementary school teachers named Amos and Duncan who would periodically treat their students to Famous Amos cookies and Dunkin' Donuts.
Sports fans will enjoy testing their knowledge alongside Mike as Drew quizzes him on Division I college hometowns, from well-known universities to more obscure institutions. The episode rounds out with a periodic table challenge and concludes with a touching discussion of Lou Gehrig's famous retirement speech, offering a poignant reminder about gratitude even in life's most challenging moments.
Whether you're a trivia buff or simply enjoy entertaining conversations filled with random facts and good-natured ribbing, this episode delivers knowledge, laughs, and the occasional profound thought. As Drew and Mike remind us: keep a questioning attitude and don't put up with trivial bullshit—life's too short.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning the following podcast contains adult language
and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else is pretty flippin' childish
Trivia with Mike Sleeper hasbeen around for over 20 years
and consistently voted thenumber one trivia show in the
Augusta and surrounding areas.
Come join us for a bit as yourhosts, Drew and Mike, take you
(00:30):
inside our childish minds with alittle trivia and a lot of BS
and we are live All right.
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Places people Places.
Ladies and gentlemen, let themayhem begin.
It's just the dynamic two wecan't get a guest to show for
shit.
Lately it's like four in a rowuh, yeah, it's more than that
actually all right, that's fine.
(01:13):
That's why you're in charge,because apparently I suck at it,
I'll get it, I'll get us you'llmake this happen.
Yeah, all righty, all righty.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So, uh, I'm gonna pick from the list and uh does
that mean I get to pick for thenext episode?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
sure, I'll let you damn, right except for the draft
drunkards, we, I think those,those two, pretty much fit for
that no, I'm gonna do the onethat I put on there last night
okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, we can.
We can work with that, allright.
So our question of the day, ourquestion of the day would you
rather get hit on by someone 20years older than you?
Or someone 20 years older thanyou, or someone 20 years younger
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than you?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
yikes we may, you know you may change it to 10
years, because 20 years wouldmake them 13 years old.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Because I'm only 33, all right tell you what we're
gonna to do, then We'll do it 15.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hey, perfect, I love that.
That's a nice number, nicenumber yeah 18.
So 18 versus 48.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
18 versus 48.
Who would you rather have hiton you?
18 versus 48.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Dude, I don't know I honestly with where I am at in
life, like if I were single,quit fucking stalling.
I'm not stalling, I'm reallytrying to think about this With
where I'm at in life.
If I was single, I wouldprobably lean more towards the
person that's 15 years olderthan me, because I know that the
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ones that are younger are goingto want to party and go out and
do all this other shit and likethat's just not my speed.
You know what I mean, but itwas.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
it was back when I was that age so what you're
saying is you're getting older,you're slowing down, it's time
for the geritol, not the geritol, but yeah, I mean do they even
sell that shit anymore.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Depends ensure all the good stuff in life but yeah,
for me I think it would be 15years older Do they even sell
that shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I have no idea.
Depends Ensure All the goodstuff in life, but yeah, for me
I think it would be 15 yearsolder.
What about you?
All right, so for me this hitsa lot different.
Yep, I'm just a wee tad older.
So once a month I go do triviaat a senior citizen's home and
just pretty much almost pro bono.
It's just kind of fun, it'sgreat.
And I've been doing it once amonth for I think I'm coming up
on two years and they are agreat bunch of folks.
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I mean it's just, it's reallyone of the highlights because
they're all just, they're funand they have a good time and
they've got some great stories.
Does Geraldine hit on you?
I stories.
Does geraldine hit on you?
I have one or two that arebloody handsy.
Oh, my god, I mean it's likehands on your butt, that kind of
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you know, and you're like, oh,okay, um, was it geraldine or
fred their hand on their ass,man how you doing, how you doing
um.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But I'm about to embrace my inner New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
As opposed to the outer New Yorker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if there's an inner, doesthat mean there's an outer?
It's like belly buttons there'san innie and an outtie.
Okay, and then there's justright yeah, which is no New York
at all.
Oh fuck you, says the NorthDakota boy.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
North Dakota boy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right, north Dakota yeah sure you betcha yeah
so I'm going to have to go withthem there.
Younger ones, I'm thinking, allright, that would make sense.
Yeah, you know, because I stillwant to have a good time.
Yeah, I got things in life Iwant to do.
I want to go ride a rollercoaster, go to Disney, I want to
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, you know, walk around foreverand all that good stuff.
I want to go on a cruise andhave a bloody good time, dance
till the break of dawn.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but if they're older than you, you don't get
the senior citizen discount.
Oh shit, you're right, I likeolder women.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
How about you?
A-a-r-p to the rescue, arp, arp, arp, arp.
Trivia, trivia, trivia, trivia.
We had Taylor Swift trivia thisweek.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh, how'd that go With her Illuminati ass.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Whatever Jesus, hey, the woman's richer than just
about everybody who breathes.
Yeah, and her legs are insuredfor $60 million.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, just like Troy Polamalu's hair used to be
insured by head and shoulder.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
John Holmes Different kind of insurance.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And the kid was insured by the inch.
Anyways, stop it.
I have forgot where the hell wewere going.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Squawk, you were talking about Taylor Swift
trivia.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We did Taylor Swift Huge show.
But you know this is the thirdtime I've done a Taylor Swift
theme and you know the firstcouple times there's a lot of
material and Swifties are hugeChomping at the bit.
Oh my well, they're chomping atthe bit.
I mean, we had what 60-plusteams the first time.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You did it at PJ Evans.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, we did it at Doc's in Augusta.
That's the only place bigenough and it was packed PJ
could do that with the patio.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, yes we could, you had.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Music Bingo we did.
Yes, we did.
You had music bingo, we did.
And music bingo usually packs.
You know you're a sports person, I am I am not Correct.
You know I'm having to rely onmy brother for fantasy baseball
and you know he's pretty muchthe man, the myth, the legend,
right, so he's kind of keepingus hung in there.
So I'm trying to branch out forsports, and you know as.
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So I'm trying to branch out forsports, and as I learn more and
learn about new and biggerthings, I'm not the only person
getting bigger.
So it's the WNBA, yeah, it sureis.
So over the next five years,five new cities are going to get
a new WNBA team.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What you got?
No shot, I have no idea.
Toronto, toronto is one oh wow,all right, I know San Francisco
just got theirs.
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
SF.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Vegas already has one , atlanta already has one, new
York already has one, but dothey get a second one?
Does Detroit already have one?
Because if not, they would beon my list.
Detroit is one of them comingup.
I don't know if any of theseTexas towns have one yet San
Antonio, houston, dallas has one, but I don't know if there are
no Detroits on there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm sorry there's no Texases on there, Texi.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Texi, texises, cacti, cacti.
Are there any other Cali citiesin there?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There is not a Cali city in there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, Give me a rough breakdown.
Are we talking west coast, eastcoast, so we got west coast,
kind of mid and an east coastleft, all right West coast.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, cali.
Oh, you have an NBA teamPortland, portland it is.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Boom Mid Mid Oklahoma City.
No.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Kansas City Used to be one of the suckiest football
teams forever.
St Louis no, not sucky becausewe hate them, sucky because
their record sucks, pro or ProPro NFL.
Cleveland Cleveland, gross,yeah.
And then the final one EastCoast, east Coast.
North or South, cleveland Gross, yeah.
And then the final one EastCoast, east Coast.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
North or South, north , northeast, boston Nope.
Washington DC Nope, no, theyalready have the Mystics.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, I'm impressed that you knew that I couldn't
even name maybe but three cities.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh, I could probably name the majority of the teams.
You know what most Americanknows about.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
WNBA Kaitlyn Clark Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Clark, well, and Angel Reese, because if you know
Kaitlyn Clark, you know AngelReese.
Unfortunately, I wouldn't havebeen able to pull that out there
.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But I would have been able to pull Kaitlyn Clark
Alright.
Northeast, northeast, jerseyCity, 2030, they're going to get
a team.
Jersey City, it is not you'rekind of philly it is
philadelphia.
So, yeah, I don't mind that one.
Cleveland 2028, detroit 2029,uh, and the third one that they
just announced was philly in2030, um, and then the other two
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had already, uh, had alreadybeen announced when it starts
next year.
So, and there you go, there'ssports, sports.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love that.
All right, I'm hungry.
I planned on getting foodbefore I came in here and then
my alarms didn't go off Whatever, but that's a horse of a
different color.
I'm going to eat horse, yes,horse meat.
So let's talk some worldcuisine.
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Oh Lord, yes, I tried to makethese easy.
There's one on here that Ithink might take some thinking
for you, but the other ones youshould know.
What have we got?
I'm going to give you thecuisine.
You tell me the country.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Ooh, I love this category.
This is a great thing, a greatcategory to work off of.
What you got First off, bangersand mash, bangers and mash, so
bangers.
That's not like the red lightdistrict in Amsterdam Different
bangers you can eat there.
England.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It bangers, you can eat there.
England, it is England.
Okay, all right, another easyone here for you, paella.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I have heard it and I'm only taking a guess because
I'm kind of sucky at this Paellasounds like a Mexican dish.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Close.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Portugal, spain, dish Close, portugal, spain, spanish
.
Okay, what else you got?
Mole, poblano.
Well, mole, as in M-O-L-E,mm-hmm.
Okay, that's got to be Mexican,that is Mexico.
Okay, mole is like the sauce,it's like a chocolate sauce.
Poblano is the place I go to upthe corner where I can stumble
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home from.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, it's also.
The horse has a different color.
All right, musaka Spell please.
M-o-u-s-s-a-k-a Musaka.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
So, given the harshness of the consonants, the
M-O-U kind of throws me just atad, but I'm going to go with
Russian.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right part of the world, but it's Greece.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh, of course, Look at that.
You know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what is moussaka?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Brief.
It's like pastry, like puffpastry, and it's layered with
spinach and a few other things,baklava Kind of.
So it's baklava with spinach.
Oh yeah, ew, last one, balkahu.
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
All right, b-a-l, yeah, space,C-A-L-H-A-U Balkahu, balkahu, I
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may be pronouncing that waywrong.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm going to put my balka there.
She said balkahu, you ain'tbalka me.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It could be balkahu.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You already actually said this country.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
By the way, portugal, this is a Canada situation, or
something you already actuallysaid.
This country, by the way, Igive what Portugal.
Hmm, this is a Canada situation, is the answer.
Canada Is the answer.
Canada, it's like a salt agedfish that's then grilled Ooh
like lutefisk, kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I'm telling you , there are people who hate it.
I am, I love lutefisk.
I hear, yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There are people who hate it.
I am.
I love lutefisk.
I hear that a lot of peopledon't like lutefisk.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it stinks to high heaven.
I mean, it's just, it's fish inLutefisk.
Luda.
Wait, wait, wait, we got someluda.
Luda in the house.
L Luda in the house.
Luda in the house.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, it smells like Luda's been in your house.
It smells like Luda took a shitin your house.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, no, no, no, no.
So it's fish in butter and lime.
And I'm telling you, oh my God,it is so tender.
Did you say lye Lye?
Yeah, you mean the shit that Icannot lie.
Stop it Whatever, all right.
Well, as long as we're talkingabout eating, let's talk about
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baking.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Baking I'm going to be terrible at this?
I think no not necessarily Ilike it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You know what?
My favorite kind of food is thekind that somebody else cooks,
amen, but here's a problem.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
okay, here's a problem.
Squirrel moment here.
Amen, but here's a problem.
Okay, here's a problem.
Squirrel moment here.
There's a problem.
My dad, I like it when otherpeople cook for me in a
restaurant, but a lot of times Iworry about people's
cleanliness at home.
Okay, because I've seen some ofthese cooking videos that
people make and some of the shitthey be doing with their food.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm like no, no, no, no no, no, I know where that
finger has been.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And like why don't some of these people make like
heaven forbid fucking macaroniand cheese?
I love macaroni.
Don't you be knocking on mydoor?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I love macaroni and cheese.
So no, I like it when somebodyelse cooks, just because One
less thing for you to do Oneless thing.
And I'm do one less thing.
And I'm telling you my otherhalf, she is an amazing cook, so
is mom.
Oh god, steven can throw it outof the kitchen.
He was working awesome in thekitchen.
All right, all right, baking,baking, but somebody else is um,
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in fact, we'll talk industrialbaking.
Okay, capturing one out ofevery five cookie sales, this is
the best-selling cookie inamerica.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Is this a brand or a type of cookie?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It's a brand, not just type.
I mean, this is the specificthis one out of every five
cookie sales is this Oreos.
Absolutely, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
20% of the market.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's fucking world domination there.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, oreosos, that's wild.
You cannot go wrong with someoreos and a glass of milk, you
can't, but that's a lot andthat's a lot you know how you're
.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So if you play trivia and you're out there right and
all of a sudden this questioncomes up and you go I got it, I
got.
Oh, but wait, what about thatone?
And then you feel stronglyabout both answers.
Odds are, in my experience ofdoing this, for 20 plus years
the first thing that comes toyour mind is usually don't
discount it unless you canabsolutely say 100% certain.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
If there's just a little doubt, go back my second
grade teacher's last name wasAmos, and so Was he famous's
last name was Amos, and so Washe famous.
She, she was not.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But there was one day every like three or four months
, her and the other this isn'twe're going to have to get the
police involved.
No, no, no, okay, all right,there was one day every two or
three months that her and theteacher that taught in the room
next to her, that teacher's lastname hers was duncan.
So once every two or threemonths, miss amos would bring
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famous amos cookies and missduncan would bring duncan donuts
and they would like swapbetween them, so like both
classes would give famous amoscookies and dunkin donuts.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was really cool that's pretty cool now, if only
you know you had like mrbudweiser down over right mr don
julio, and down the road.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
All right, um, give me with a little bit of sports,
um so what you got.
I'm gonna hit you withsomething that I'm workshopping
myself.
Let's talk about D1 collegehometowns.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So Division I college sports their hometown, which I
call Flagship Campus.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, yes, okay, I'm going to give you the city, you
give me the university.
Okay, okay, we will start easyand we will get a little bit
more challenging.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, we're going to start off easy and then we're
going to get hard.
Baby, yes sir, all right, bringthe Viagra on baby, what you
got.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Number one.
This one's kind of difficult, Ithink, statesboro.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
So we've got people listeningfrom West Coast.
We've got people listening fromall over.
You know, we've got peoplelistening from all.
They're gonna be like what thehell is a statesboro?
No, actually, I'm gonna be dudeman, what's a?
Statesboro.
Statesboro, uh, it is the whatfourth largest, fifth largest
city in in georgia.
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Yeah, so it has a.
Oh, they just moved to D1.
I was about to correct youbecause they used to have a
popular Come on now.
They used to be D2.
So that's Georgia SouthernEagles.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That is Georgia, southern Happy Valley.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They had a PTA.
And was it Dolly Parton?
Didn't she sing Happy ValleyPTA, something like that?
Oh no, all right, so we gotHappy Valley.
Are you fucking with me?
Is there a series?
Yep, is there another majorcity close to it?
Yes, can you give me that for ahint, because there's no way
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I'd be sitting here.
I just I lost my pass.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's about halfway in between Pittsburgh and
Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So Pittsburgh and Philly, and we're talking D1.
So it's going to bePennsylvania.
So I'm thinking, so is this?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
the Nittany Lions.
This is Penn State NittanyLions.
Okay, all right, ann Arbor.
Okay, that is Michigan.
That is the University ofMichigan.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I always know.
Ann Arbor, michigan, alright,thank God.
Morgantown, I want to saythat's Pennsylvania also.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's very close, but no, it is Pennsylvania adjacent.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
The Morganites.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it Morgan and Morgan?
Because I see their bloodyfucking lawyers advertising.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
George Sink injury lawyers.
Call all nines.
Yeah, yeah, 999 to 999.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, no, no.
And Mike Hostelow, Don't get mestarted on Hostilo.
Crap on a cracker, Just pissoff.
I mean I'm, so I know who I'mnot calling.
It's like oh yeah, Morgensternand Morgenstern and all these.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
My mom used to work in a building with Ken.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Nugent, you know, oh, there's a good trivia category.
Oh, there's a good triviacategory.
I can sit down.
So I need to do from time totime.
You know I do the pictogramsseries.
You know that I'll do so Icould do everybody seeing all
those stupid fucking billboardsand commercials and annoying as
a but do you know?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
who this?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
is yeah, I just find a decent attorney, somebody
who's actually local, right.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So Morgantown, I will tell you they are the
Mountaineers, if that helps youout at all.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
West Virginia, that is West Virginia University.
Had you not said, I wouldn'teven go into the Virginias, I
was thinking elsewhere.
So yeah, I suck.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Two left, this one coming up is super easy San
Antonio.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Spurs?
Yeah, is that where UT is?
University of Texas.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The Longhorns?
No, they're in Austin.
Oh, okay, this one might justneed to be thrown out.
Utsa UTSA University of Texas,san Antonio.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Bim bam bee, kick him in the knee, utsa.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Don't they make pretzels?
That's UTZ and they're putts.
Oh, so the UTSA putts, utsaputts.
Yeah, so it's the UTSARoadrunners.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Aren't you saying we're the roadrunners?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I'm deadass.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We're the roadrunners .
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The fucking wild coyotes around across the street
Right behind them yeah, yeah,yeah, but we always win.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hackney is our sponsor.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh man, they're great at track and field.
They damn sure are they'rerunning.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Last one is Boone, the last home city is Boone
Boone, boone, boone.
So there's Daniel Boone,there's Boone's Farm, strawberry
Hill, yes, but wait, wait, wait.
Is this the like most amazingD1 basketball program ever?
Like freaking, just kills it.
I mean they are the crap.
The like most amazing D1basketball program ever?
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Like freaking, just kills it.
I mean they are the crap.
If you want to root for a goodteam, that's the team.
It's the University of NorthCarolina.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, they're in Chapel Hill.
It is not the Tar Holes.
All right, so it's NC State.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, they are in Raleigh.
God, I don't know who else isfrom north carolina.
North carolina, north carolinastate.
What else is duke durham?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I don't know the back fox.
This I mean close.
They're the mountaineers um.
This team gained a lot ofnotoriety west virginia, these.
This team is also themountaineers.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You know that's confusing.
There should be a law that sayshey, we've already got this
name.
Fuck you, find somethingdifferent.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I feel that Fresno State's also the Bulldogs
.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh, so I've done a thing on Bulldogs and how many
different Bulldog teams you canname.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Division one only Auburn and Clemson.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It is not the Auburn Bulldogs or the Clemson Bulldogs
, no, it's the Auburn.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Tigers and the Clemson Tigers, oh sorry, and
the LSU Tigers Keep going.
All right, so back to Boone.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Sorry, it's App State what the heck, it's not even
like a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, alright, so they upset me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You know I suck and you're going into minuscule
Correct, but at the end of theday, we're doing it for them too
, Our listeners.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're just showing them how little I know about
sports, bro, you, I'm gonna getperclipped.
I suck, all right.
So did we do subtitles beforewe have?
Well, it sucks being mean.
All right, my brain doesn'twork.
I may need to donate it toscience and they'll get a hell
(23:39):
of a laugh out of it.
Speaking of science, if you'rescience, you've gone through
chemistry.
You know the periodic table ofthe elements, yep, all right,
let's just have some fun here.
Let periodic table of theelements All right, let's just
have some fun here.
Let's do some chemical symbols,all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Maybe we'll start a little easy and go from there.
You know what's funny?
I almost wrote something verysimilar to this C is C.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah Is for cookie.
That's good enough for me.
Carbon C is for cookie.
All right S Sulfur.
Look at that, you're just goingI.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Iodine, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Indigo Girls.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
In your face.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I stands for.
I don't know that's.
I don't know.
That's literally, I don't knowso a tincture of this that used
to be put on cuts.
Is it 10?
I have no idea, brother.
A tincture of iodine.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I literally is it really?
That's the first thing I said.
I said I don't think iodine'san element.
Oh, I didn't hear you.
Sorry my bad.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
Sorry my bad.
No, no, no, no, no.
I may have just mumbled it wayunder my breath, but that was
the first thing that came to mymind was iodine, All right.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Let's do F-E, f-e-y-f-o-m.
I smell that.
What the fuck?
Iron Iron, it is Ferrum, iron,au, gold.
There you go, see.
You know how this goes.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
SN Tomston, I have no idea, tin, really Yep.
That's stupid, you're justfucking stupid when you make me
stop man K Potassium.
See, they're not all stupid, siSilver Baywatch.
(25:48):
Sports Illustrated Joey andChandler used to sit down and
watch Baywatch because of PamelaAnderson, because.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Keep going.
I don't know they were watchingher chest, which wasn't real.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Silicone Silicone.
That's stupid.
They weren't stupid.
I didn't say they were stupid.
I said that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh, you're back there .
How about MG Is?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
that magnesium it is magnesium.
See, you're not that stupid, Iam but Alright, what you got,
I've got your favorite category.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Let's talk about sex, baby.
No, you Really who is?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
it Amish Day in History.
Amish Day in History Amish.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Day in History.
Yeah, so we were going down theroad there about two miles an
hour.
It's the Amish Day in History.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Living in an Amish paradise.
Good old, weird Al Alright Onthis day in history.
Okay, what famous man gave aretirement speech that included
claiming to be the luckiest manon the face of the earth?
(27:19):
It's a sports guy, stephenHawking.
No Yikes.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's a damn good guess, but no, I'm thinking it's
not.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
What P Diddy, p Diddy .
I watched that last night.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, I haven't quite finished the trial and all
right here too, yeah, and he gotoff with a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, he got off so in the way the one in on the
earth, that's.
I mean every single guy whoplays thinks they're the
luckiest man on earth at somepoint during their career.
I need a lot more than that.
That's pretty nebulous.
Baseball player Okay.
So this baseball player every Imean anybody who gets to the
(28:23):
big show says I'm the luckiestguy on earth.
I mean anybody who gets to thebig show says I'm the luckiest
guy on earth, except for unlessyou're thinking about this is,
you know, tongue-in-cheek,ironic.
Or even though they've beendevastated yet, they still feel
to be the luckiest guy on earthin which case I'm going like is
this like Lou Gehrig, thisfamous baseball player retired
(28:51):
from baseball?
because he got diagnosed withALS.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It is Lou Gehrig, and at the end of his speech he
said even though I have toretire from the game, I still
feel like I am the luckiest manon the face of the earth.
How many people do?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
you think?
Go and get to play at thatlevel whether it's football,
baseball, basketball, hockeydoesn't matter, not many and go
fuck you.
I earned this.
That's not luck, this is all me, I think.
All of them, all of them say,you know, at least in the
beginning, yeah, now they mayget full of themselves and they
need to have their ass kickedand shoved to ethiopia later on
(29:27):
down the line.
You've still got some who arehumble and realize that you've
got some talent.
But if it wasn't for every damnfan in that seat, you wouldn't
get a single dollar.
So suck it up, dude.
You are a performer.
I don't care about youropinions, I don't care about
your political views.
I don't care about anything.
Play the damn game.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's still one of the greatest speeches I've ever
seen.
I wish I could have been therelive, but you know that was well
before my time.
But no, that one will bring atear to your eye.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I guess.
So you know what Next week wewill talk about animals.
You're damn right.
We're going to draft animalsand have them fight it out.
You're damn right.
They're going to snark asaurusme, alright, and on that note,
(30:21):
keep a questioning attitude anddon't put up with any trivial
bullshit.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, and just don't deal with the bullshit.
Life's too fucking's too short.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thanks for listening y'all all right, we'll catch you
next time.
You Thank you.
Warning the following podcast contains adult language
and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else is pretty flippin' childish
Trivia with Mike Sleeper hasbeen around for over 20 years
and consistently voted thenumber one trivia show in the
Augusta and surrounding areas.
Come join us for a bit as yourhosts, Drew and Mike, take you
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and we are live All right.
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Places people Places.
Ladies and gentlemen, let themayhem begin.
It's just the dynamic two wecan't get a guest to show for
shit.
Lately it's like four in a rowuh, yeah, it's more than that
actually all right, that's fine.
(01:13):
That's why you're in charge,because apparently I suck at it,
I'll get it, I'll get us you'llmake this happen.
Yeah, all righty, all righty.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So, uh, I'm gonna pick from the list and uh does
that mean I get to pick for thenext episode?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
sure, I'll let you damn, right except for the draft
drunkards, we, I think those,those two, pretty much fit for
that no, I'm gonna do the onethat I put on there last night
okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, we can.
We can work with that, allright.
So our question of the day, ourquestion of the day would you
rather get hit on by someone 20years older than you?
Or someone 20 years older thanyou, or someone 20 years younger
(01:46):
than you?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
yikes we may, you know you may change it to 10
years, because 20 years wouldmake them 13 years old.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Because I'm only 33, all right tell you what we're
gonna to do, then We'll do it 15.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hey, perfect, I love that.
That's a nice number, nicenumber yeah 18.
So 18 versus 48.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
18 versus 48.
Who would you rather have hiton you?
18 versus 48.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Dude, I don't know I honestly with where I am at in
life, like if I were single,quit fucking stalling.
I'm not stalling, I'm reallytrying to think about this With
where I'm at in life.
If I was single, I wouldprobably lean more towards the
person that's 15 years olderthan me, because I know that the
(02:41):
ones that are younger are goingto want to party and go out and
do all this other shit and likethat's just not my speed.
You know what I mean, but itwas.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
it was back when I was that age so what you're
saying is you're getting older,you're slowing down, it's time
for the geritol, not the geritol, but yeah, I mean do they even
sell that shit anymore.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Depends ensure all the good stuff in life but yeah,
for me I think it would be 15years older Do they even sell
that shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I have no idea.
Depends Ensure All the goodstuff in life, but yeah, for me
I think it would be 15 yearsolder.
What about you?
All right, so for me this hitsa lot different.
Yep, I'm just a wee tad older.
So once a month I go do triviaat a senior citizen's home and
just pretty much almost pro bono.
It's just kind of fun, it'sgreat.
And I've been doing it once amonth for I think I'm coming up
on two years and they are agreat bunch of folks.
(03:32):
I mean it's just, it's reallyone of the highlights because
they're all just, they're funand they have a good time and
they've got some great stories.
Does Geraldine hit on you?
I stories.
Does geraldine hit on you?
I have one or two that arebloody handsy.
Oh, my god, I mean it's likehands on your butt, that kind of
(03:54):
you know, and you're like, oh,okay, um, was it geraldine or
fred their hand on their ass,man how you doing, how you doing
um.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But I'm about to embrace my inner New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
As opposed to the outer New Yorker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if there's an inner, doesthat mean there's an outer?
It's like belly buttons there'san innie and an outtie.
Okay, and then there's justright yeah, which is no New York
at all.
Oh fuck you, says the NorthDakota boy.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
North Dakota boy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right, north Dakota yeah sure you betcha yeah
so I'm going to have to go withthem there.
Younger ones, I'm thinking, allright, that would make sense.
Yeah, you know, because I stillwant to have a good time.
Yeah, I got things in life Iwant to do.
I want to go ride a rollercoaster, go to Disney, I want to
(04:45):
, you know, walk around foreverand all that good stuff.
I want to go on a cruise andhave a bloody good time, dance
till the break of dawn.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but if they're older than you, you don't get
the senior citizen discount.
Oh shit, you're right, I likeolder women.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
How about you?
A-a-r-p to the rescue, arp, arp, arp, arp.
Trivia, trivia, trivia, trivia.
We had Taylor Swift trivia thisweek.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh, how'd that go With her Illuminati ass.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Whatever Jesus, hey, the woman's richer than just
about everybody who breathes.
Yeah, and her legs are insuredfor $60 million.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, just like Troy Polamalu's hair used to be
insured by head and shoulder.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
John Holmes Different kind of insurance.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And the kid was insured by the inch.
Anyways, stop it.
I have forgot where the hell wewere going.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Squawk, you were talking about Taylor Swift
trivia.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We did Taylor Swift Huge show.
But you know this is the thirdtime I've done a Taylor Swift
theme and you know the firstcouple times there's a lot of
material and Swifties are hugeChomping at the bit.
Oh my well, they're chomping atthe bit.
I mean, we had what 60-plusteams the first time.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You did it at PJ Evans.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, we did it at Doc's in Augusta.
That's the only place bigenough and it was packed PJ
could do that with the patio.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, yes we could, you had.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Music Bingo we did.
Yes, we did.
You had music bingo, we did.
And music bingo usually packs.
You know you're a sports person, I am I am not Correct.
You know I'm having to rely onmy brother for fantasy baseball
and you know he's pretty muchthe man, the myth, the legend,
right, so he's kind of keepingus hung in there.
So I'm trying to branch out forsports, and you know as.
(06:34):
So I'm trying to branch out forsports, and as I learn more and
learn about new and biggerthings, I'm not the only person
getting bigger.
So it's the WNBA, yeah, it sureis.
So over the next five years,five new cities are going to get
a new WNBA team.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What you got?
No shot, I have no idea.
Toronto, toronto is one oh wow,all right, I know San Francisco
just got theirs.
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
SF.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Vegas already has one , atlanta already has one, new
York already has one, but dothey get a second one?
Does Detroit already have one?
Because if not, they would beon my list.
Detroit is one of them comingup.
I don't know if any of theseTexas towns have one yet San
Antonio, houston, dallas has one, but I don't know if there are
no Detroits on there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm sorry there's no Texases on there, Texi.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Texi, texises, cacti, cacti.
Are there any other Cali citiesin there?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There is not a Cali city in there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, Give me a rough breakdown.
Are we talking west coast, eastcoast, so we got west coast,
kind of mid and an east coastleft, all right West coast.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, cali.
Oh, you have an NBA teamPortland, portland it is.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Boom Mid Mid Oklahoma City.
No.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Kansas City Used to be one of the suckiest football
teams forever.
St Louis no, not sucky becausewe hate them, sucky because
their record sucks, pro or ProPro NFL.
Cleveland Cleveland, gross,yeah.
And then the final one EastCoast, east Coast.
North or South, cleveland Gross, yeah.
And then the final one EastCoast, east Coast.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
North or South, north , northeast, boston Nope.
Washington DC Nope, no, theyalready have the Mystics.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, I'm impressed that you knew that I couldn't
even name maybe but three cities.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh, I could probably name the majority of the teams.
You know what most Americanknows about.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
WNBA Kaitlyn Clark Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Clark, well, and Angel Reese, because if you know
Kaitlyn Clark, you know AngelReese.
Unfortunately, I wouldn't havebeen able to pull that out there
.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But I would have been able to pull Kaitlyn Clark
Alright.
Northeast, northeast, jerseyCity, 2030, they're going to get
a team.
Jersey City, it is not you'rekind of philly it is
philadelphia.
So, yeah, I don't mind that one.
Cleveland 2028, detroit 2029,uh, and the third one that they
just announced was philly in2030, um, and then the other two
(09:08):
had already, uh, had alreadybeen announced when it starts
next year.
So, and there you go, there'ssports, sports.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love that.
All right, I'm hungry.
I planned on getting foodbefore I came in here and then
my alarms didn't go off Whatever, but that's a horse of a
different color.
I'm going to eat horse, yes,horse meat.
So let's talk some worldcuisine.
(09:37):
Oh Lord, yes, I tried to makethese easy.
There's one on here that Ithink might take some thinking
for you, but the other ones youshould know.
What have we got?
I'm going to give you thecuisine.
You tell me the country.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Ooh, I love this category.
This is a great thing, a greatcategory to work off of.
What you got First off, bangersand mash, bangers and mash, so
bangers.
That's not like the red lightdistrict in Amsterdam Different
bangers you can eat there.
England.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It bangers, you can eat there.
England, it is England.
Okay, all right, another easyone here for you, paella.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I have heard it and I'm only taking a guess because
I'm kind of sucky at this Paellasounds like a Mexican dish.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Close.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Portugal, spain, dish Close, portugal, spain, spanish
.
Okay, what else you got?
Mole, poblano.
Well, mole, as in M-O-L-E,mm-hmm.
Okay, that's got to be Mexican,that is Mexico.
Okay, mole is like the sauce,it's like a chocolate sauce.
Poblano is the place I go to upthe corner where I can stumble
(10:57):
home from.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, it's also.
The horse has a different color.
All right, musaka Spell please.
M-o-u-s-s-a-k-a Musaka.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
So, given the harshness of the consonants, the
M-O-U kind of throws me just atad, but I'm going to go with
Russian.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right part of the world, but it's Greece.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh, of course, Look at that.
You know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what is moussaka?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Brief.
It's like pastry, like puffpastry, and it's layered with
spinach and a few other things,baklava Kind of.
So it's baklava with spinach.
Oh yeah, ew, last one, balkahu.
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
All right, b-a-l, yeah, space,C-A-L-H-A-U Balkahu, balkahu, I
(12:03):
may be pronouncing that waywrong.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm going to put my balka there.
She said balkahu, you ain'tbalka me.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It could be balkahu.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You already actually said this country.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
By the way, portugal, this is a Canada situation, or
something you already actuallysaid.
This country, by the way, Igive what Portugal.
Hmm, this is a Canada situation, is the answer.
Canada Is the answer.
Canada, it's like a salt agedfish that's then grilled Ooh
like lutefisk, kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I'm telling you , there are people who hate it.
I am, I love lutefisk.
I hear, yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There are people who hate it.
I am.
I love lutefisk.
I hear that a lot of peopledon't like lutefisk.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it stinks to high heaven.
I mean, it's just, it's fish inLutefisk.
Luda.
Wait, wait, wait, we got someluda.
Luda in the house.
L Luda in the house.
Luda in the house.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, it smells like Luda's been in your house.
It smells like Luda took a shitin your house.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, no, no, no, no.
So it's fish in butter and lime.
And I'm telling you, oh my God,it is so tender.
Did you say lye Lye?
Yeah, you mean the shit that Icannot lie.
Stop it Whatever, all right.
Well, as long as we're talkingabout eating, let's talk about
(13:20):
baking.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Baking I'm going to be terrible at this?
I think no not necessarily Ilike it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You know what?
My favorite kind of food is thekind that somebody else cooks,
amen, but here's a problem.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
okay, here's a problem.
Squirrel moment here.
Amen, but here's a problem.
Okay, here's a problem.
Squirrel moment here.
There's a problem.
My dad, I like it when otherpeople cook for me in a
restaurant, but a lot of times Iworry about people's
cleanliness at home.
Okay, because I've seen some ofthese cooking videos that
people make and some of the shitthey be doing with their food.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm like no, no, no, no no, no, I know where that
finger has been.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And like why don't some of these people make like
heaven forbid fucking macaroniand cheese?
I love macaroni.
Don't you be knocking on mydoor?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I love macaroni and cheese.
So no, I like it when somebodyelse cooks, just because One
less thing for you to do Oneless thing.
And I'm do one less thing.
And I'm telling you my otherhalf, she is an amazing cook, so
is mom.
Oh god, steven can throw it outof the kitchen.
He was working awesome in thekitchen.
All right, all right, baking,baking, but somebody else is um,
(14:26):
in fact, we'll talk industrialbaking.
Okay, capturing one out ofevery five cookie sales, this is
the best-selling cookie inamerica.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Is this a brand or a type of cookie?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It's a brand, not just type.
I mean, this is the specificthis one out of every five
cookie sales is this Oreos.
Absolutely, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
20% of the market.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's fucking world domination there.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, oreosos, that's wild.
You cannot go wrong with someoreos and a glass of milk, you
can't, but that's a lot andthat's a lot you know how you're
.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So if you play trivia and you're out there right and
all of a sudden this questioncomes up and you go I got it, I
got.
Oh, but wait, what about thatone?
And then you feel stronglyabout both answers.
Odds are, in my experience ofdoing this, for 20 plus years
the first thing that comes toyour mind is usually don't
discount it unless you canabsolutely say 100% certain.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
If there's just a little doubt, go back my second
grade teacher's last name wasAmos, and so Was he famous's
last name was Amos, and so Washe famous.
She, she was not.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But there was one day every like three or four months
, her and the other this isn'twe're going to have to get the
police involved.
No, no, no, okay, all right,there was one day every two or
three months that her and theteacher that taught in the room
next to her, that teacher's lastname hers was duncan.
So once every two or threemonths, miss amos would bring
(16:12):
famous amos cookies and missduncan would bring duncan donuts
and they would like swapbetween them, so like both
classes would give famous amoscookies and dunkin donuts.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was really cool that's pretty cool now, if only
you know you had like mrbudweiser down over right mr don
julio, and down the road.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
All right, um, give me with a little bit of sports,
um so what you got.
I'm gonna hit you withsomething that I'm workshopping
myself.
Let's talk about D1 collegehometowns.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So Division I college sports their hometown, which I
call Flagship Campus.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, yes, okay, I'm going to give you the city, you
give me the university.
Okay, okay, we will start easyand we will get a little bit
more challenging.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, we're going to start off easy and then we're
going to get hard.
Baby, yes sir, all right, bringthe Viagra on baby, what you
got.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Number one.
This one's kind of difficult, Ithink, statesboro.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
So we've got people listeningfrom West Coast.
We've got people listening fromall over.
You know, we've got peoplelistening from all.
They're gonna be like what thehell is a statesboro?
No, actually, I'm gonna be dudeman, what's a?
Statesboro.
Statesboro, uh, it is the whatfourth largest, fifth largest
city in in georgia.
(17:42):
Yeah, so it has a.
Oh, they just moved to D1.
I was about to correct youbecause they used to have a
popular Come on now.
They used to be D2.
So that's Georgia SouthernEagles.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That is Georgia, southern Happy Valley.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They had a PTA.
And was it Dolly Parton?
Didn't she sing Happy ValleyPTA, something like that?
Oh no, all right, so we gotHappy Valley.
Are you fucking with me?
Is there a series?
Yep, is there another majorcity close to it?
Yes, can you give me that for ahint, because there's no way
(18:22):
I'd be sitting here.
I just I lost my pass.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's about halfway in between Pittsburgh and
Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So Pittsburgh and Philly, and we're talking D1.
So it's going to bePennsylvania.
So I'm thinking, so is this?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
the Nittany Lions.
This is Penn State NittanyLions.
Okay, all right, ann Arbor.
Okay, that is Michigan.
That is the University ofMichigan.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I always know.
Ann Arbor, michigan, alright,thank God.
Morgantown, I want to saythat's Pennsylvania also.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's very close, but no, it is Pennsylvania adjacent.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
The Morganites.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it Morgan and Morgan?
Because I see their bloodyfucking lawyers advertising.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
George Sink injury lawyers.
Call all nines.
Yeah, yeah, 999 to 999.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, no, no.
And Mike Hostelow, Don't get mestarted on Hostilo.
Crap on a cracker, Just pissoff.
I mean I'm, so I know who I'mnot calling.
It's like oh yeah, Morgensternand Morgenstern and all these.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
My mom used to work in a building with Ken.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Nugent, you know, oh, there's a good trivia category.
Oh, there's a good triviacategory.
I can sit down.
So I need to do from time totime.
You know I do the pictogramsseries.
You know that I'll do so Icould do everybody seeing all
those stupid fucking billboardsand commercials and annoying as
a but do you know?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
who this?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
is yeah, I just find a decent attorney, somebody
who's actually local, right.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So Morgantown, I will tell you they are the
Mountaineers, if that helps youout at all.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
West Virginia, that is West Virginia University.
Had you not said, I wouldn'teven go into the Virginias, I
was thinking elsewhere.
So yeah, I suck.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Two left, this one coming up is super easy San
Antonio.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Spurs?
Yeah, is that where UT is?
University of Texas.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The Longhorns?
No, they're in Austin.
Oh, okay, this one might justneed to be thrown out.
Utsa UTSA University of Texas,san Antonio.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Bim bam bee, kick him in the knee, utsa.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Don't they make pretzels?
That's UTZ and they're putts.
Oh, so the UTSA putts, utsaputts.
Yeah, so it's the UTSARoadrunners.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Aren't you saying we're the roadrunners?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I'm deadass.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We're the roadrunners .
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The fucking wild coyotes around across the street
Right behind them yeah, yeah,yeah, but we always win.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hackney is our sponsor.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh man, they're great at track and field.
They damn sure are they'rerunning.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Last one is Boone, the last home city is Boone
Boone, boone, boone.
So there's Daniel Boone,there's Boone's Farm, strawberry
Hill, yes, but wait, wait, wait.
Is this the like most amazingD1 basketball program ever?
Like freaking, just kills it.
I mean they are the crap.
The like most amazing D1basketball program ever?
(21:45):
Like freaking, just kills it.
I mean they are the crap.
If you want to root for a goodteam, that's the team.
It's the University of NorthCarolina.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, they're in Chapel Hill.
It is not the Tar Holes.
All right, so it's NC State.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, they are in Raleigh.
God, I don't know who else isfrom north carolina.
North carolina, north carolinastate.
What else is duke durham?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I don't know the back fox.
This I mean close.
They're the mountaineers um.
This team gained a lot ofnotoriety west virginia, these.
This team is also themountaineers.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You know that's confusing.
There should be a law that sayshey, we've already got this
name.
Fuck you, find somethingdifferent.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I feel that Fresno State's also the Bulldogs
.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh, so I've done a thing on Bulldogs and how many
different Bulldog teams you canname.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Division one only Auburn and Clemson.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It is not the Auburn Bulldogs or the Clemson Bulldogs
, no, it's the Auburn.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Tigers and the Clemson Tigers, oh sorry, and
the LSU Tigers Keep going.
All right, so back to Boone.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Sorry, it's App State what the heck, it's not even
like a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, alright, so they upset me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You know I suck and you're going into minuscule
Correct, but at the end of theday, we're doing it for them too
, Our listeners.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're just showing them how little I know about
sports, bro, you, I'm gonna getperclipped.
I suck, all right.
So did we do subtitles beforewe have?
Well, it sucks being mean.
All right, my brain doesn'twork.
I may need to donate it toscience and they'll get a hell
(23:39):
of a laugh out of it.
Speaking of science, if you'rescience, you've gone through
chemistry.
You know the periodic table ofthe elements, yep, all right,
let's just have some fun here.
Let periodic table of theelements All right, let's just
have some fun here.
Let's do some chemical symbols,all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Maybe we'll start a little easy and go from there.
You know what's funny?
I almost wrote something verysimilar to this C is C.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah Is for cookie.
That's good enough for me.
Carbon C is for cookie.
All right S Sulfur.
Look at that, you're just goingI.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Iodine, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Indigo Girls.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
In your face.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I stands for.
I don't know that's.
I don't know.
That's literally, I don't knowso a tincture of this that used
to be put on cuts.
Is it 10?
I have no idea, brother.
A tincture of iodine.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I literally is it really?
That's the first thing I said.
I said I don't think iodine'san element.
Oh, I didn't hear you.
Sorry my bad.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
Sorry my bad.
No, no, no, no, no.
I may have just mumbled it wayunder my breath, but that was
the first thing that came to mymind was iodine, All right.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Let's do F-E, f-e-y-f-o-m.
I smell that.
What the fuck?
Iron Iron, it is Ferrum, iron,au, gold.
There you go, see.
You know how this goes.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
SN Tomston, I have no idea, tin, really Yep.
That's stupid, you're justfucking stupid when you make me
stop man K Potassium.
See, they're not all stupid, siSilver Baywatch.
(25:48):
Sports Illustrated Joey andChandler used to sit down and
watch Baywatch because of PamelaAnderson, because.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Keep going.
I don't know they were watchingher chest, which wasn't real.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Silicone Silicone.
That's stupid.
They weren't stupid.
I didn't say they were stupid.
I said that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh, you're back there .
How about MG Is?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
that magnesium it is magnesium.
See, you're not that stupid, Iam but Alright, what you got,
I've got your favorite category.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Let's talk about sex, baby.
No, you Really who is?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
it Amish Day in History.
Amish Day in History Amish.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Day in History.
Yeah, so we were going down theroad there about two miles an
hour.
It's the Amish Day in History.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Living in an Amish paradise.
Good old, weird Al Alright Onthis day in history.
Okay, what famous man gave aretirement speech that included
claiming to be the luckiest manon the face of the earth?
(27:19):
It's a sports guy, stephenHawking.
No Yikes.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's a damn good guess, but no, I'm thinking it's
not.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
What P Diddy, p Diddy .
I watched that last night.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, I haven't quite finished the trial and all
right here too, yeah, and he gotoff with a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, he got off so in the way the one in on the
earth, that's.
I mean every single guy whoplays thinks they're the
luckiest man on earth at somepoint during their career.
I need a lot more than that.
That's pretty nebulous.
Baseball player Okay.
So this baseball player every Imean anybody who gets to the
(28:23):
big show says I'm the luckiestguy on earth.
I mean anybody who gets to thebig show says I'm the luckiest
guy on earth, except for unlessyou're thinking about this is,
you know, tongue-in-cheek,ironic.
Or even though they've beendevastated yet, they still feel
to be the luckiest guy on earthin which case I'm going like is
this like Lou Gehrig, thisfamous baseball player retired
(28:51):
from baseball?
because he got diagnosed withALS.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It is Lou Gehrig, and at the end of his speech he
said even though I have toretire from the game, I still
feel like I am the luckiest manon the face of the earth.
How many people do?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
you think?
Go and get to play at thatlevel whether it's football,
baseball, basketball, hockeydoesn't matter, not many and go
fuck you.
I earned this.
That's not luck, this is all me, I think.
All of them, all of them say,you know, at least in the
beginning, yeah, now they mayget full of themselves and they
need to have their ass kickedand shoved to ethiopia later on
(29:27):
down the line.
You've still got some who arehumble and realize that you've
got some talent.
But if it wasn't for every damnfan in that seat, you wouldn't
get a single dollar.
So suck it up, dude.
You are a performer.
I don't care about youropinions, I don't care about
your political views.
I don't care about anything.
Play the damn game.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's still one of the greatest speeches I've ever
seen.
I wish I could have been therelive, but you know that was well
before my time.
But no, that one will bring atear to your eye.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I guess.
So you know what Next week wewill talk about animals.
You're damn right.
We're going to draft animalsand have them fight it out.
You're damn right.
They're going to snark asaurusme, alright, and on that note,
(30:21):
keep a questioning attitude anddon't put up with any trivial
bullshit.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, and just don't deal with the bullshit.
Life's too fucking's too short.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thanks for listening y'all all right, we'll catch you
next time.
You Thank you.
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