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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning the following
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and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else
is pretty flippin' childish
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Finally, all right.
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So again, season zero, episodeeight Yep, all right.
So you said interesting week,you had bike week, yeah, and we
established we don't meanbicycle, yeah, we mean, although
that would be pretty cool.
You know a bunch of kids comingup with their bicycles.
Yeah, tricycles, oh, you everdone a tricycle race?
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I haven't, but I bet it wouldbe fun.
Hard as hell.
Yeah, your knees are stickinglike way the hell out there and
you look like well, I won't saywhat you know you look like
you're trying to give birth to ayeti.
Yep, what the hell.
So, yeah, not not easy, allright, but you had bike week and
you had set everything up.
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You did what now?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
we had like a hundred
bikers come out.
Wow, yeah, we did.
Uh, we did a bunch of drinkspecials so we put a beer tub
out on the patio.
Um, we had a bunch of drinkspecials, so we put a beer tub
out on the patio.
We had a bunch of beers readyto go.
We thought they were going tohang out on the patio.
They took over the wholerestaurant, like inside and out.
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Oh, wow yeah, we had 50 ticketshanging in Expo.
At one point last night we gotour asses kicked.
How bad were your wait times?
Bad, oh, I feel bad for thosepeople we were pushing like an
hour hour 15.
For a full pie, for everything.
Oh, like it was bad.
It wouldn't have been so bad,but they all showed up at
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different times but they allordered at the same time, so
like our kitchen kind of gotflooded.
It was just a dump, yeah.
Oh God, I hate that which led toa bunch of comps, um, but it
was a.
It was a success in terms of,like, bringing people in.
I think we need to be staffed alittle bit different when we do
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it next time, but no, it was alot of fun.
They had a professional armwrestling judge out there and a
couple of professional armwrestlers showed up, so you know
when I grew up, I'm going tojudge arm wrestling.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So does one go to
four years of schooling to be
like all right?
So the elbow must be placedthere.
Just remember, now you've gotto take into account the
humidity outside, you know?
So this is speak.
Yeah, I don't know Aprofessional arm wrestling judge
.
Yeah, dude, I'm going todeclare myself a professional
underwater basket weaving judge.
I fucking love that.
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Who the fuck said who certifiesyou?
I fucking love that.
Who the fuck certifies you?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There's probably a
bunch of arm wrestle people out
there Arm wrestling.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They're going to come
up and grab my right arm and
just like yank it off.
Yeah, speaking of yanking itoff, came home last night had a
trivia show up in Waynesboro.
Yeah, the country club up there, little private show, great
group of folks up there.
Anyways, came home, decided togo to Mexico and tried this new
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place because we were lookingfor margaritas.
I say new, it's been around fora while, just locos.
So we gave it a shot over there.
On Boy Scout.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Was that Veracruz
used to be With the big deck?
Yes, the over there on BoyScout.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where was that Veracruz used tobe, I think, with the big?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
deck.
Yes, yeah, the big deck isstill there, nobody out on it.
But we walked in the inside ofthat place.
They are set for a club.
I mean, there are lights, thereare movers, there are.
So you got speakers, they gotsubs.
There was bass pumping throughthis place.
The floor is set.
You know it's not quite aparquet floor, but it's
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basically.
The tables are set.
You can move this out.
You can make a huge dance floor.
This is set to be club night.
I love that and I'm thinking ina Mexican restaurant, shee.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Latina night.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What, what you know,
and I didn't think of that.
Okay, so that maybe makes alittle bit more sense, but I'm
thinking all right, so there are.
I think there were one, two,three, four tables set.
We became five and that was themax for the night.
Yeah, yeah, I felt bad for them, but what?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
time was that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Nine o'clock yeah,
it's near the end of the whole
dinner thing.
It's pretty much the same, butagain, weak, weak, nasty.
I asked for so that everybody'sgot their little margarita
selection.
We're going to do this one.
You can do this one.
This is a spicy one.
I found one I wanted to try.
I'm like let me have a pictureof that.
And they're like no, we can'tdo that.
Like, okay, fine, we'll just doa picture of Texas margaritas.
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I'm not sure if we can do apicture.
Let me go ask who does not do apicture at a Mexican restaurant
?
Who does not do a picture ofmargaritas?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know,
especially when you can go to El
Rey and get a tower.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They had the tower.
Somebody else got the towerthing, their version of a tower
thing, which I thought wasinteresting, but we need to talk
about El Rey then, so anyway,so it came out typical.
You know how some of theseplaces it's more mixed than
anything.
It's nothing but sour and Ifucking hate that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's worse when it's
pre-made sour.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, yes, and I'm
like come on, do me just a
little bit, you know, give me.
So we've gotten to the pointwhere I will order a pitcher of
margaritas and I'll order a shotof tequila outside that, and so
I'll pour the extra tequila inthere and you know it balances
it out and get a couple oforange slices and we're okay.
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But oh, back to squirrel Cominghome.
You know, as you come, comeinto the neighborhood here,
there's that curve there by thepond, by the lake, there was a
vehicle driven up into there andso it had temporary tags and
the tags had expired.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
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And so I'm like you know what,stopped, rolled down the window,
took a picture of the licenseplate, which is a temporary tag
from CarMax that expired sixdays ago.
This is a Chevy, a bronze Chevy.
I don't know what kind of carthat thing is, but just parked
there.
And I'm like, well, I'mthinking either A, they're
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parking, or B, somebody'sditched a car, or C, somebody's
casing the neighborhood.
But I'm thinking you can't bethat stupid to park it.
What you can be, you can be.
So parked here, said, all right, let's do our nightly walk, fix
a drink and we'll go, walk outto the road, to the bridge, and
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we walk back.
Car was gone, I think once theysaw me taking the pictures with
the flash.
Yeah, they were like it's timeto go, time to go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You never went
parking as a kid.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, by the way, that
band that I was telling you
about JC and the Stints.
Yeah, every guy that's in thatband has a stent in their heart,
hence why they're called.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
JC and the Stents.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is the kind of
shit you can't make up, bro.
And when I tell you they rockout, they fucking rock out, wow,
alright, they're awesome.
That was the second time we hadthem.
The first time we had them.
Oh, is that where that noisewas coming from?
Yeah, no, not that.
Wow, it's so much cleaner.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Just realized that,
yeah, I'm a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
We had them during
Masters Week too, and they were
fire, like they were so good andeverybody wanted them to come
back.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
So yeah, they were so
good, um, and everybody wanted
them to come back, so yeah, theywere a blast.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's their, uh,
what's their set list?
Like they do classic rock, um,a lot of like 80s music, um,
like I mean basically you nameit, they play it type classic
rock, 80s music.
That actually sounds prettycool country.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Little country music,
a little bit country, a little
bit rock and roll.
Yeah, donnie and Marie, theywere really good.
Yeah, all right.
So our uh cross episodequestion if you won the lottery,
who would you tell?
That's a tough one.
First thought is fuck youNobody.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
you know how much are
we talking well.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So I mean, if I won
the lottery and and I won 50
bucks, hell, I'd tell everybodyright, but if we're talking like
500 million, keep talking.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean 500 million is
a lot of money.
So I mean if we talk $500million, I'm telling my wife,
our two immediate families andmaybe my two best friends, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So I'm a geek and you
know just little idiosyncratic,
idiosyncratic things.
Would you go do get the averageof no?
No, so every day when thelottery comes out, I pop those
numbers and I and I track themjust to say, all right, so today
, the current uh, mega, millionsis 243.
That's the jackpot.
Okay, and I'm trying to beliberal and assuming all right,
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you know what.
I have to pay 53% taxes.
I only get to keep $47,000.
It's going to be a bit betterthan that.
You're taking a lump sum upfront.
So hang on, bear with me.
Okay, you're going to pay taxeseither way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you pay lessif you took it on an annuity,
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right?
Um, and again, assuming 40, 47is what I get to keep.
Uh, that's basically 73 000right now, 73 000 a week after
taxes, for about 3.8 a year.
Yep, I could be okay with that,me too.
All right, so we'll use today.
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So basically $73,000 a week.
Yes, and we may have to do aquestion on how the hell do you
spend that on a regular basis?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's very similar
to the cross episode question
that I wrote.
What would you do with it?
The first three things you buywith it or the first three
things you spend the money on?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well, yep, Is that yours?
Yeah, it was yours.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I was going to put it
for the end of this episode
into the next one, but you hadalready written one.
Who do you tell my wife?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
If you don't tell
your significant other your
girlfriend, spouse, wife,husband, whatever boyfriend.
So if you don't tell yoursignificant other, you can't
really claim it, because they'regoing to know all of a sudden.
Holy shit, dude's paying foreverything.
Just bought me a cruise, youknow.
Yeah, mercedes Benz.
Yeah, we got his brand new car.
I don't know where it came from.
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He's just refinanced everything.
He's in debt.
The crops came in early, dear.
I started selling coke, yeah,yes there's a mountain of coke
on the dining room table andhe's just passing it.
You had a butler passing outstraws as you walk in.
Yeah, look out, I've reloaded.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Tony Montana.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You gotta tell the
spouse you can't leave them in
the dark.
It's weird One minute I'm okayand one minute I'm not.
It fluctuates a little bit.
It does.
I may have to figure that out.
You got to tell the spouse Oneor two best friends Everybody's
got those real close-knit folks.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You got to tell them
who else do you tell Nobody and
my work is going to get atwo-week notice, because in two
weeks you're going to notice Ihaven't been here in two weeks.
Sorry, sorry, that's 73 grandis going to be for what?
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20 years?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
30 years, so that is
a 30-year payout.
Yeah, I'd be mid-60s.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
by then You'd be in
your 90s.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Shut up, Nah, shut up
, All right.
So you know, you can go on acruise, you can do some things.
Now.
You can go on a cruise, youcould do some things.
Now you can elect to remainanonymous.
I understand, but I mean,people are going to know,
they're going to knowsomething's up.
You cannot get away.
At some point.
Everybody's going to know.
Oh yeah, and by that timeyou're hoping hey, I've got a
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financial planner who isn'tgoing to bend me over with a
fiberglass dildo and clap bothcheeks together.
Yeah, that'd be really bad, Imean.
So you hear a lot of folks.
Two things have happened.
From what I gather and this isjust me doing this from memory
now Two things happen.
Number one they gain a lot ofweight, Every single one of them
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, because all of a suddenthey're eating rich foods, all
this kind of stuff.
So the dining goes up, so theygain weight.
The other thing is, a lot ofthem end up broke after some
period of time.
Oh yeah, A lot.
Now, not all, Not everybody,but I'm going to go buy this,
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I'm going to go buy that.
Then you got taxes.
Your friend's taking this,somebody's taking that, your
financial planner has taken this, yeah, which is why I always
said I wanted to do an annuity.
Yep, I'm going to get stupid atsome point in time.
I'm going to get screwed overat some point in time.
I'm going to get screwed overat some point in time, but
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hopefully I'll be like all right.
Well, I got $73,000 coming innext week.
Exactly.
I think it's paid annually, butyou know funny.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, I mean I always
say that I would take the
annuity and do it based off that, as opposed to taking a lump
sum right now.
Yeah, Because I wouldn't saythat I don't trust myself with
that kind of money.
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But I don't trust myself withthat kind of money.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Nobody does.
The church lady would be there.
Well, um, I think I'm going tohave Chippendale serve me today.
Each of you should put alobster shell, and then I'm
going to go from there, Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I would spend an
obnoxious amount of money on the
most random shit.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I mean I'd sit
and blow this.
You know, help out that, andyou know I always kept thinking
so what I really want, sothere's a new place that's
opened up in town with a golfsimulator, right, yeah, what is
it?
It's over on, yeah it's over on.
Davis Road I'm thinking over.
I don't know if it's in theshopping center or if it's over.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's in that new one
where Baldino's is.
You don't know where Baldino'sis, so if you immediately turn
onto Davis from Washington, it'sright there on the left.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.
I think that's where the oldFat Man's used still there.
Okay, so it's right on thatside of the road.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's right past that.
Okay, all right, but isn't thatwhere the Fat Man's used to be?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I thought Fat Man's
was downtown.
There were three of them.
I didn't know there were three.
I knew there were two.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
There was one on
Washington Road where PJ is now
there, built a whole newshopping center.
There.
There's a new fitness place, anail place.
Baldino's moved over there andBack Nine's over there now.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, so it's like
$165, I think, a month, or $195
a month or whatever.
You can go 24-7.
I don't know how it works.
To bring a buddy, I get amembership, can I bring a buddy?
And we just you know, I've gota bay for an hour.
Basically it's like blocks oftime.
That sounds awesome and it'sBYOB.
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Bring your own balls.
Yes, okay, both of them.
Yes, all right.
So who would you tell?
We figured out, we would tellnobody, but would you really
Come on?
So all of a sudden you're down.
All right, you just want, youstill want to hang out.
You still want to see some ofyour friends because they were
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your friends beforehand.
You know that they're not.
They don't want you for yourmoney.
You know they were just yourbuddies.
Yeah, well, then, all for yourmoney.
They were just your buddies,yeah, well, then all of a sudden
you pick up the tab.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, I got you today
, man.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Don't worry about it,
All right.
So you got the tab todaytomorrow.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I'm not picking up
every tab.
Why not If you've?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
got $3.8 million a
year, would you not?
Because your friends don't.
I don't want people to knowYou're going to freaking, know
anyways?
Yeah, but not immediately.
You're going to have to hiresecurity, probably.
Good thing, I know.
Yeah, drew Bear is coming outnow.
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The Bear is coming out.
No, no, it's going to be DrewBear.
It's going to be your SecretService code name, drew Bear.
Not to be Drew Bear.
It's going to be your secretservice code name, drew Bear.
Not to be confused the Grizzly,yeah, and there's Drew Bear.
Oh wait, there's more of him.
So it's Drew Bearmore.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That was a good one.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
All right, so I got
some trivia for you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I got a question of
the day for you, for you to
think about.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
All right, what you
got for a question of the day
day for you, for you to thinkabout, all right, what you got
for a question of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What's so?
What's your question of the day?
I've settled on my question ofthe day is being on this day in
history because that's cheatingand you know it's easy to look
up.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Why is it cheating?
Well, it's not cheating, it'sit's efficiency.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah it's fun.
You learn about what happenedin history, what you got.
So what ultra famoussinger-songwriter was born on
this day?
Okay, they amassed five numberone hits and went platinum on an
astounding 16 albums under acouple of different names Artist
(19:20):
names, not album names.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So we're saying
artist as in a person or a group
.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Either, but we're
specifically talking about the
singer-songwriter.
Do I have a?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
genre.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Rock, slash, pop,
okay.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Five number one hits
Solo, or five number one hits
Group and solo, group and solo.
Okay, this is kind of vague.
I'm thinking it's kind of vague.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh, I gave you a
pretty massive hint.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
That what they were
solo and in a band.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, that they went
under a couple of different
names.
You know them, Prince.
Well, you weren't supposed toanswer the question right now.
Oh shoot, I'll edit that out.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I suck at this shoot.
I'll edit that out.
I suck at this dude.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
But yes, it's Prince
and the artist formerly known as
Prince With the unintelligiblesymbol.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I'm sorry, I thought
we were on there.
I suck at this.
No, you're good man, I'll movethat.
I'll cut it.
Move it later, all right.
So I got a couple differentthings for you.
Hit me.
I'm going to put this seriesinto the trivia, but I figured
I'd lay it on you to see how itgoes.
We're going to talk aboutsubtitles, because there are
lots of movies and you know theywant to do Bubba, bubba 1,
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Bubba 2, bubba 3.
And then they'll go like Bubba3, bubba Eats a Pie, right,
right.
And then they'll go like Bubba3 Bubba Eats a Pie, right.
So Bubba Eats a Pie is thesubtitle.
Okay.
So what I've got for you, and Ijust realized what my problem
is.
I had it wrong, but anyways,alright, there we go.
Oops, let's take that back off.
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Yeah, no, so there's my issue,right there.
Just from vibrato and bass inyour voice now, all righty, so I
am going to give you, I'm goingto give you the name of a
subtitle and you need to tell methe film series.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
All right, so I've
got several of them here so we
can go through a whole list.
We'll start off easy and thenwe'll just jump around Ballerina
.
If you ask, I can give you ayear.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Ballerina, and that's
not the movie that just came
out in the John.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wick franchise.
It is the John Wick franchise.
See just how easy that goes,gotcha Age of Extinction.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That would be the
Transformers series Curse of the
Black Pearl.
That would be the Pirates ofExtinction.
That would be the Transformersseries Curse of the Black Pearl.
That would be the Pirates ofthe Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
The Last Stand, the
Last Stand 2013.
2013.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's not the Bond
franchise, it's not Mission
Impossible.
The Last Stand.
Is that the Step Up series?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It is not.
It is the X-Men.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, I should have
gotten that one.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, catching Fire,
a Volunteer's Tribute.
There you go.
Hunger Games, ghost Protocol.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Mission Impossible
See, they're not.
Again, I'm excited about theFinal Reckoning.
I don't know if you watched theseries at all.
I think I may have seen partsof one.
They're really good and thefinal movie in the series is in
theaters right now the EscapeClause really good and, like,
the final movie in the series isin theaters right now.
Now, the escape clause.
The escape clause that leads meto believe is the Santa.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Claus, it is the
Santa Claus series 2006.
That was number three.
Uh, never go back 2016.
Never Go Back.
Never Go Back 2016.
Never Go Back 2016.
(23:33):
Is that the no?
It's not the shit, but thanks,I don't know, jack Reacher.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, those are some
of my favorite.
I don't know why I didn't getthat.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Back in the Habit
1993.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Is that the Friday?
Nope.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Franchise, what is it
?
Sister Act?
You know, there was just abunch of them there.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That was good.
I like that.
I like that series.
Yeah, I got one for you.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
What you got for me,
what you got Since you like to
hit me with the food andbeverage stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, I'm going to
hit you with some food and
beverage Clean up on aisle five.
I'm going to give you theingredients for this dish it's a
world famous dish, okay, okay,and I'm going to give you bonus
points if you can tell me whatchef is widely known for this
dish.
Never going to happen, oh, itwill Trust me, chef Boyardee.
(24:39):
So our ingredients?
Okay, what do we got?
Center cut beef tenderloin,okay, prosciutto Mushrooms, yeah
, and puff pastry.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Is that a beef
wellington?
It is a beef wellington.
God, I have no idea.
Don't ask me how the hell Iknew that.
Because I'm sitting here goingall right, because you know Chef
Ramsay is like, don't set me upthat shit.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And there's your
answer.
Is it Gordon Ramsay?
It's Gordon.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Ramsay, really, yes,
I never.
I mean, that's about the only.
So if you ask the averageperson on the street, you'd be
like, all right, name me fivefamous chefs Gordon at the top
of that list.
They would come up with twoGordon and Emil.
No, I don't even think Is itEmil or Emeril, whatever, yeah,
(25:30):
whatever.
I don't think most people wouldget that.
Some would, some who are really, really into cooking.
Some might even come up withJulia Childs.
Everybody's going to come upwith Chef Boyardee.
Amen, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I wonder if I could
name five chefs off the top of
my head.
Bourdain comes to mind firstoff.
Rip to the homie who, AnthonyBourdain.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, what I thought he
was an actor.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No, he hosted a bunch
of like.
He would travel the worldeating a bunch of like strange
shit, but like he was a two-starMichelin chef before he started
doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh my god, the wife's
got me watching some damn
series like that.
It's like around touring Italywith Andrew or Tucci Stanley,
tucci, stanley Tucci.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, but yeah,
anthony ended up taking his own
life a few years ago.
He was Tragic, awesome, butlook at you, you got both parts.
That's weird.
Unknowingly, you got both parts.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's freaking weird
.
All right, all right, all right.
Here I've been saving this.
I've been waiting for this.
I've been waiting for this.
So let's talk about biology,and let's talk about zoology's
subspecialty, and then let's godown to just animals Love.
That, all right.
The male of which animalspecies has a testicle explosion
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after mating and dies.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
The fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You're going to love
the tagline testicle explosion
yes, and they die, you must, die, I must break you shit, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Uh now, is this a
four-legged creature in the wild
, or are we talking insects aswell?
Insects as well.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I don't know the
bumblebee.
You are very, very, very close.
Is it a wasp?
No, it is a bee, it's ahoneybee, so literally it's
honey.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Nut cheerio, I love
that dude, that's a good one.
That's a good one, that is agood one.
I was stuck between because Ithink I think yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Therefore you are,
yes, descartes, descartes.
I said Descartes.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The praying manis
eats the female eats.
The male species, yes, and Ithink black widows do the same
you could be right.
I wouldn't swear to that one um, and that's where I was kind of
stuck.
But that's why I wanted to makesure we were also including
insects in this, because I knewyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all
right.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Uh, since you were
such a sports guy, I came across
this stat.
That's crazy.
I have a sports question foryou.
We are and we all know I suckat sports.
You can get this one, I promise.
So we're trying to write, we'regoing to write another sports
game because I get that and fromtime to time we will do a
sports.
Will you let me know when it isso I can come play it?
(28:47):
Okay, so well, this will be onthere.
I mean, I'm not going to beable to win either way.
All right, $332 million that'sthe central figure for this
question, because last year thiscollege athletic program raised
the most annual revenue $332million.
(29:12):
I think the technical was 331.9.
So the next closest was what dowe got there?
Oh, sorry, yeah, so, and that,by the way, the other thing I
came across was that's 100million more than the prior year
.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Damn.
All right, are we talking theirentire?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
sports program or are
we talking about a specific
sport in that program?
So this comes from the Knightnew house college athletics
database.
Um, and it is just collegeathletics.
It just says which collegeathletic program but it doesn't
say like I'm talking the sportof badminton, or I'm talking
football or I'm talkingbasketball, yes, Entire athletic
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program.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
So that's gotta be
somebody.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
But we all know that
golf raises the most.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yes, oh man.
So it's got to be a programthat has more than one
high-profile sport in it, Doesit really?
It would lead me to believethat it might not.
Notre Dame won the footballchampionship, but that was this
year.
We're talking 2024?
Well, Notre Dame didn thefootball championship, but that
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was this year.
We're talking 2024?
Well, Notre Dame didn't win it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Last year, 2024.
Notre Dame did not win lastyear.
That was Ohio.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
State, so that
wouldn't count in 2024, because
I assume they're talkingcalendar year.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It has nothing to do
Well.
I mean it has something to dowith championships.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, I mean you win
money for championships, but I
got the Notre Dame part wrong.
I had to rethink about that.
It was Ohio State.
Notre Dame was in the game butthey did not win it.
So Ohio State would be near thetop of my list.
Alabama would be near the topof my list.
You being a Georgia guy, andthis being a sports question,
also leads me to believe itmight be the University of
Georgia.
And this being a sportsquestion also leads me to
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believe it might be the.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
University of Georgia
, and that's not bad logic.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
but it's wrong, wrong
.
But if we're talking in termsof pure viewership and what they
bring in, the Duke men'sbasketball program brings in a
lot of money You're just sayingthat, because you're a Duke fan.
I mean, yes, but they alsobring in a shit ton of money.
But if I had to lead, I meanmaybe, but they've been terrible
(31:27):
for two years.
So no, yeah, so has Duke.
No, If I really had to go for aguess here, it would either be
Ohio State or Alabama.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You got the number
two, which is Ohio State, but
you haven't even mentionednumber one, oregon state.
But you haven't even mentionednumber one, oregon.
Texas, texas.
Uh, in 2023, texas was secondin athletics of revenue to ohio
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state.
Now at 239 this year, that was2023.
2024, texas 331.
That's crazy, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
They weren't good in
anything.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm thinking some of
this is also I don't know how
much NIL plays into that,because I don't know and this is
I don't understand.
I think it's destroying.
It's destroying athletics, it'sdestroying these kids.
It's destroying these kids.
It's definitely fuckingbullshit.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I am on the side of
these kids getting paid.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
I absolutely agree.
But when you give this18-year-old kid $20, $30 million
, $5, $6 million, it doesn'tmatter, that's just come on, I
get it.
Bank it Say you know what.
Come on, I get it Bank it Sayyou know what?
When you graduate or go to thepros, or when you leave, if you
leave without graduating, thenyou get it eight years later.
(32:54):
You know whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I would be interested
to see what the highest paid
NIL player was.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's not a bad
thing.
I'm going to write that downbecause I'm going to look that
up.
So I don't know if the collegesget a cut of that at all.
So in other words, this athletegets $5 million.
Does $50,000 go to their school?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I don't believe so I
think that that's the school
paying the student, and I thinkthat's the whole point is that
funnel through the school, ordoes that come directly from the
sponsor?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
whoever?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
so athletes can sign
uh sponsorships.
But any nil money that a schoolhas like that's direct to
student okay, so I.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
So.
That's something I didn't quiteunderstand.
So what you're saying is youknow we raise all this money and
we're going to designate $20million to be spent for NIL.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, so they have an
.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
NIL fund.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
That boosters and
everybody else can just okay,
which is why some of these bigschools Texas, ohio State,
alabama, georgia they have sucha massive booster program that
their NIL funds are ridiculous,which is why they can, in
essence, buy players legally nowI'm going to start an NIL fund
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for trivia.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I love that.
Yeah, I'll be like all right,here's a $5 coupon, $10 coupon
for you, cause you did good thisyear.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But I think I think
Cooper flag um the kid that just
played for Duke.
Um, he, he's going to go numberone in the NBA draft, like he's
okay, he's insane.
Um, I think he only got.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I did watch the
finals at the other.
It's like the only twobasketball games I've in pro
games that I've watched um Ithink he only got uh like three
or four million.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All right, but he was
a freshman all right, right.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
So moving on, you
ready for my sports one.
What you got for sports.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You should get this
one.
I have full faith in you.
What ultra-famous sportingevent being hosted by the USA
this year is expanding theirtournament to include 32 teams
for the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Tournament Teen
tournament Expanding to 32.
Hosted in the US this year.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
In like four or five
different cities, atlanta's
hosting a few games.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
So because you said
that now it's like FIFA World
Cup, it is the World Cup Onlybecause you said that I'm
sitting there going all right,so Ryder Cup's only two teams.
You said the US, so it's notlike the NFL expanding their
playoffs again.
But then when you said hostedin a couple of cities, I was
thinking, wait, isn't somethingbeing the Olympics being hosted?
(36:11):
But that's not teams, that'scountries and it could be.
But then you said likeAtlanta's one.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I mean, I think
Atlanta's hosting some of the
good games.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah With their new
stadium and all had the Mercedes
Benz Still have not been insidethat.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I remember I was
living in Atlanta when they were
building it and I knew a guythat was working on it and that
retractable roof.
When they built it because ofthe way that it opens, it
doesn't just slide apart, itlike spins and opens they said
there was like a 5% chance thatthe first time they opened it
(36:53):
they would never be able toclose it again.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's when you get a
big hammer.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, big old hammer,
you need a helichopper to bring
it up there.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
So there's some dude
sitting at a desk somewhere
going okay, bob, here's what I'mgoing to do.
I'm going to calculate thisbecause every once in a while it
just doesn't work quite right.
So here's where we go.
Give me another Mountain Dew.
All right, mountain Dew.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I thought Red Bull,
no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh God, coders, no.
So let me rephrase that Now,when I was coming up, and you do
all night coding sessions, youdo all this geeks.
Mountain Dew, dude, mountainDew will send you into the
stratosphere.
Nice, all right, let's do alittle geography.
I love geography.
(37:40):
All right, there are 15 answersto this single question.
Let's see how many I can get.
That's going to be my thing andit's going to be kind of easy,
I mean for some, but I'm goingto try this out.
There are 15 US states whosepostal abbreviations are the
first and last letter of theirstate name.
(38:01):
I'll give you one to show youan example.
The postal abbreviation for thestate of Georgia is GA.
G is the first letter and A isthe last letter in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
There you go.
Yes, give me Iowa.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Survey says ding ding
, ding, ding ding.
Yes, Give me Maine, yes.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Give me California.
Yes, give me.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Give me a break.
Give me a break, Break me up apiece of that good bad bar.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Give me Michigan, no
Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, damn, neither one
of those.
All right, that's two strikes.
I'll give you two more strikes.
Give me Pennsylvania,pennsylvania, it is Okay,
including the one I gave you.
You now have five of the 15.
(39:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Give me Kentucky,
kentucky it is.
And Louisiana yes, give meColorado.
Yes, it's not Utah.
It's not Utah.
It's not Minnesota, it's notIllinois, it's not with Virginia
(39:32):
.
Give me Virginia.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Virginia is correct.
Give me Delaware.
Delaware is correct.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Give me Connecticut
Connecticut is correct.
Give me Connecticut,connecticut is correct.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
What Drew Bear
doesn't know is we've secretly
spiked Alright, going once,going twice.
Give me no.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Give me Kansas.
No, yes, it is, it is Okay.
No, that's it, that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, so you got 1, 2
, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,
12 of the 15, including the oneI gave you.
So the remaining missing oneswere Hawaii and Maryland.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Maryland.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
So that was a good
question.
I like that.
Yeah, I figured that'd besomething something different.
So I don't know how I will, youknow.
So when I've got producers andstuff and we're doing trivia,
and all of a sudden I'm going tobe like all right, so I've got
this question.
They hate multi-parters,especially in the beginning.
Oh, producers and and I can'tblame them because I'm not
scoring them but so I'm thinking, now I throw out a 15-parter.
(40:51):
But now, to be fair, I alwayslet the producers say you know,
you choose.
How many do you want to score?
Yeah, so you can't get pissedat me, they still pitch.
Oh, of course, especially whenthere's a lot of multi-parters.
That just makes life nasty.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, you've got to
try to put them at the end of a
round, so they've got time to.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Well, no, no, they
can't be at the end of the round
because then they can't beincluded in the score, because
now you're busting your butttrying to get them ready when
we're going to read scores atthe end of the round.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, but they've got
that whole time.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I don't know what you
put.
Them is just before the I Spy.
Oh, that works too that way.
You've got the I Spy time whilethe music is playing, to do
some scores.
You've got to do it for thelong one.
For one like that, that mightnot be a bad idea.
But these days also, especiallyfor the heavy shows, I've got
two producers.
One of them can be doing it.
They could know in between thetwo of them.
(41:45):
They're both doing it, um, andreading everything All right.
So, uh, I got one.
What you got.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Let's talk a little
bit of technology.
Okay, unless you want to endthere and start a second one
real quick.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
No, we'll continue on
, okay second one real quick.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
No, we're continuing,
okay.
Um so everybody knows well, Iwould assume everybody knows um
that the best-selling tv in theunited states is made by samsung
.
Right, samsung tvs are,depending on the criteria you
use no no, I I mean, they arewidely the number one selling.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
TV brand.
So you're talking about byvolume sales volume selling the
most units, Mm-hmm, Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Can you name the
second?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So there would be
things like Hitachi Mm-hmm.
There would be things likehitachi.
There would be things like isroku an actual or is that just a
?
I think that's just an add-on,that's not the actual brand.
Yeah, they, they add on to tvs.
Yeah, it's like an operatingsystem, whatever you want, like
there's fire tv and there's umso they normally attach to a
(43:03):
brand um so there's like yeah,so TCL was one of mine and
Hisense was another one, butyou've already got Sony.
You said for no, you did Samsung.
Yeah, so Sony is there, but Idon't think they're up there
anymore.
They're just too expensive.
There's one more big one youhaven't named See Sony, hitachi,
(43:24):
hisense, tcl, two letters, orthey're just too expensive.
There's one more big one youhaven't named.
Let's see Sony, hitachi,hisense, tcl, two letters.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
GE, lg, lg is another
one, huh.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, you're right,
you're right, and LG TV.
I remember those.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
In terms of profit.
I'll give you a big hint hereIn terms of profit, they're
number two.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
No, so I just got to
pick one of those I'm going to
go with Hisense TCL Dickel.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Because of their
partnership with Roku, because
the Roku TVs that you buy arealmost all exclusively TCLs.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I don't either, but
that's the reason why they're so
popular is because they're socheap.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, and I get that.
The Fire TV.
I need a Fire TV OS a Fire OSbecause I've had a couple of the
others the Google in there as afire os, just because I've had
a couple of the others, thegoogle in there and I just with
the new fire sticks, you can paylike I don't know how much.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
My friend pays, it's
like 200 a year.
But like you get everythinglike movies that are just coming
out of the theater and likeevery channel known to man,
every sporting event.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I finally started
watching Wicked last night.
Had not seen it yet.
Oh my God, it's so good.
Yes and no, we'll see.
I'm only a third of the wayinto it.
And then today I was going towatch the Accountant 2.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I hadn't seen that
one yet they just dropped the
trailer for the second part ofWicked yesterday.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, I knew that was
coming so I figured it's about
time.
I just never could make it intothe theater.
All right.
We saw it three times intheaters, by the way.
So cross-episode question fornext week If you could choose an
any, any, all expenses paid,adrenaline adventure, all right.
So not just I'm going to goland a cruise ship, I'm talking
(45:26):
adrenaline, something thatyou're gonna be like, holy fuck,
I can't believe I'm doing that.
Right, that's, that's whatwe're looking for, all right.
So if you could choose any, allexpenses paid, so you know you
don't have to worry about, youcan just do, right, this is what
I'm gonna.
So that's it.
And for the dynamic duo we'regoing to expand this.
(45:50):
We're going to pick up at leastone, if not two.
Unfortunately, tez just didn'twork out for him.
He's got a bunch of other stuffgoing on and just couldn't
quite do that.
So I think we've got a coupleof folks in mind and we'll just
expand this and make it afour-person thing and it'll just
be a lot of editing.
Yeah, but that's okay, I haveconfidence in you.
(46:14):
You can do it.
I have faith, too, you can editit.
Yeah, okay, I'll make it work.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
All right, dude.
See ya, it was a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Wait for her pleasure
For all of us.
It was ribbed.
Oh yeah, how you doing, big boy, how you doing.