June 28, 2025 • 38 mins
We dive into the lottery fantasy question, debating what we'd spend millions on if we won big, from private compounds with security walls to luxury cruise ship suites and private islands.
• Sharing stories from a night out watching a cover band "Mock of Ages"
• Testing our knowledge of periodic table elements with five or fewer letters
• Discussing the Houston Astrodome, the world's first air-conditioned domed stadium
• Revealing the most commonly failed subject by high school students in America
• Decoding commonly misquoted movie lines through formal, stilted language
• Exploring a blue cocktail recipe called "Liquid Marijuana"
• Identifying all five United States territories
• Planning for future episodes with guest co-hosts
Join us next week as we tackle our "adrenaline" cross-episode question and welcome some fresh perspectives to the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning the following podcast contains adult language
and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else is pretty flippin'.
Childish Trivia with MikeSleeper has been around for over
20 years and consistently votedthe number one trivia show in
the Augusta and surroundingareas.
Come join us for a bit as yourhosts, drew and Mike, take you
(00:31):
inside our childish minds.
With a little trivia and a lotof BS, we'll kill the other part
of this.
So, episode number nine wefigured out that Drew won't
(00:54):
bring me seven brew because hedoesn't like me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I will call you every Saturday morning from now on
Just text.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You don't have to call Because it's something
about being in the in the studio.
Here it's a reception.
Even though I'd go throughwi-fi, it is not the greatest
and I don't know why and itreally ticks some people off.
So, um anyway.
So out late we went to uh docs.
They had a cover bandadvertised as a as a deaf
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leopard covered band gotta love,gotta love, some Def Leppard
and a four-person band.
I had a friend say you know, Ican set you up with a booth, but
you've got to be here early.
I'm like, okay, the band goeson at nine, how early do I need
to be there?
Seven, okay, so seven.
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Until it was midnight by thetime the band was finished
playing, broke down, talked tohim everybody's done bs and you
go home and so you're justexhausted because it's past my
bedtime, like really past mybedtime, yeah, and a good time
was had by all and you know someof us barely drank so that we
could be the dd and right wasthe band good?
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the band was good.
Hell, yeah, I mean, the bandwas really really good.
Um, you know, he was kind ofyou know, kind of like my first
girlfriend.
At first it was a little flat,but after a while, after a while
, uh, you know, in several songshe was good.
Started off again with the themotleyue, went on from there,
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did some Van Hagar, then went tothe Van Halen.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know, which do you prefer?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm actually more of a Van Hagar person, me too.
I just the music is just, Idon't know.
I run to it.
But now you know my old schooldays, I love some of the old,
you know, diver down all allthose.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
They were great albums I mean, I do love david
lee roth, it's just there wassomething about sammy hagar in
that group.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, yeah, incredible so then they took a break and
said, hey, got good news.
Bad news, you know we're done,we'll catch you all.
But the deaf leopard band'scoming on, they went, bands
coming on.
They went, changed clothes,came back out.
It was the same band.
I love that.
I was like wait a minute.
Um, it was mock of ages was thename of the band, and so I'm
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like okay, but they were good.
They did some good deaf leopardstuff and you know we had a
great time or about six of ussitting in the booth and you
know it was just nothing butbuckets of ultra and apps.
Hell yeah, so, hell yeah, allright.
So our question Cross episode.
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Is so you win the lottery whichright now, I think, is at.
It gets you 2.8 million, Ithink, a year for 30 years after
taxes.
Which would be really, reallygood.
Yeah, I like it Me too.
What would you, our first threethings, top three things you
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would spend it on?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, I thought we did a different one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, did we do a different one?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I thought you did the adrenaline one.
I did.
We do a different one.
I thought you did theadrenaline one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I did.
We can save that one, though.
Okay, we'll just do this oneand we'll save the other one.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Top three things that I the first three things I
would spend it on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You win some money.
You are now Drew the RichBastard.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, I thought a little bit outside of the box on
this one.
I mean obviously in reality.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There's a box.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What's in the box.
Little Miss Muffet sat on atuffet.
Yes, down came a spider, satdown beside her and said what's
in the box, bitch, what's in thebox, because obviously I mean
debt's getting paid off first,all that jazz.
But that's not fun, so we'llleave all that, yeah, we want,
we want the fun stuff.
You know, what would you do?
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That's different, unique, weirdI'm buying a compound like
compound w for wart remover,like a house compound.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, okay for like.
Oh, you're gonna be that dudein Texas with the glasses.
Yeah, no, what was his name?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ruby Ridge, wasn't it ?
No, Ruby Ridge was up north.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's Waco, Waco, Waco.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Waco, david, something, david, david.
Oh, my God, I know it startswith David.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I can see his face.
Hate about trivia.
When you're just likesomething's just over the edge,
you're like I know, I know itand we're right there.
We have everything else, butit's last.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, but yeah,I want a compound big enough
for me, snina and both of ourfamilies, so, like her mom, dad
are they gonna want to live in acompound?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
the compound I'm gonna Is it going to be a roller
coaster.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know about roller coaster, but there will
definitely be all the fun stuffthat we can have on the compound
, you know pool, bunch of openland for God knows whatever we
want to do.
Okay, bunch of houses like amain one for family gatherings
and shit like that.
So, what does the perimeterlook like?
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seven foot concrete walls okay,I don't want anybody getting in
or seeing what's going on okay,okay and inside those walls are
going to be big trees, so youcan't see me from your house
either okay, but you can't seeanybody attacking you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So when the f FBI comes to, raid you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's what cameras are for.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, cameras on top of the concrete, so then I can
see who's coming, and then I'mbuying a PJ, not a pizza joint,
a PJ Pizza joint.
Private jet so.
I can go wherever I want,whenever I want, hunch punch.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Sorry, I'm not wherever I want, whenever I want
, hunch punch.
Sorry, I'm not my different PJ.
So you're going to get apersonal jet and a compound, so
then you're going to have tohave a landing strip inside the
compound.
Okay, yeah, just making surewe're okay here.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And then I'm going to buy a yacht Passive income
Because you put thatmotherfucker in the med and you
charter it when you're not on it, I'm never going broke ever.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, if you made music on it, would it be yacht
rock?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
yes, yeah, and I'm gonna join a yacht.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I could see you as the Redneck Yacht Club.
There's Drew, he's our localpresident.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yep, that's me, I'm president.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So what about you?
You know you always sit andthat's one way usually of just
calming down.
Going to sleep is like allright, you won the lottery.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do, um, andso you got like you said.
You got some of the typicalstuff, but what would you do?
I would get like the mostbougie, damn sweet on a cruise
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ship, one of the big cruiseships.
Every once in a while you evergo try and buy a ticket and
you're just like all right, well, what's it going to?
be.
I want to be in that suite andit's going to be like $53,000
for two people for seven days,but if you won the lottery it's
a chump change.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I don't want to buy a yacht.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I don't want to buy a yacht, I don't want to have to
deal with the ownership and allthe rest of that.
I want somebody else.
I want to walk on, be able togo all right, let's go here for
a while.
It's like a cruise.
There's got to be other people,because you're going to get
bored hanging around by yourself.
Right, right, you need others,but then I want to be able to
walk away from them when I'vehad my full to say all right,
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you, cray, cray, get me the hellout of here.
I'm going up this elevator,that you can't go on, right?
Um, you know?
So I think that, um, I'm just asimple kind of man yeah, I just
want an island where where, um,we're talking south pacific,
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subtropical, okay, uh, you knownot, not, not in.
You know, just I don't want toburn all day, but you know it'd
be, it'd be kind of nice just tohave an island, just to go
somewhere, and but again, Ithink so like over there by the
outer banks maybe yeah, you know, I know that there are some for
sale.
I don't think there are verymany anymore, but then you gotta
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.
You know, if you had all themoney, well then you could build
your compound, drew, yourcompound on an island With a
runway, all right, so you couldjust fly there.
Yeah, all right, and you couldhave killer dolphins outside
Right With lasers, with laserson them, laser dolphins.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes, lasers on them, laser dolphins, yes.
And then we have great whitesdeeper out there, in case
somebody tries to come in on asubmarine.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Red October.
How am I going to get groceries?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Train the dolphins.
No, they fly in.
You get them flown in Waterplane.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, did you just reference the Hunt for Red
October?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I did.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Mad prop Submarine.
I love that movie.
Such a good movie Be careful inthere.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Things do not react well here to bullets, things
don't react well to bullets, andhe's over here shooting.
Oh, lord Vasili, give me oneping, are you sure?
One ping?
Oh, so I don't have a lot ofmovies today, which is strange.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's good, because I have movies.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, so we're flip-flopping.
Normally.
You know I'm your pop quiz kindof guy, but I know that you're
like a science guy, yeah.
So I, uh, I went out and founda science question, um, I had to
do some periodic table kind ofstuff and I'm like, all right,
let's figure out some things.
And I started looking at someof these names and they're
bullshit.
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They are, I mean, you've gotthis 52 character word that
nobody's going to be able topronounce, that's named after
some dude's favorite porn star,or whatever.
So, anyways, but you've got somenice good ones that are just
only a few characters long.
Speaking of which, there are 10elements in the periodic table
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with five or fewer letters intheir name.
How many do you want?
How many can you name?
Here's something if you want towrite down.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Neon.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Gold.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes, iron Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Boron, boron.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Continue.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Is 10 on there 10 is on there.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Silver 10 is the only three letter.
Mm-hmm, how many letters issilver?
Six You're right, that's thatPJj math.
Yeah, it's pj math.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, baby, really it is six letters long tungsten
um, I don't know how many more Ican name, because the farther
down you get on the periodictable I'm useless.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
A couple, I think, are going to be nasty.
So Xenon is out there.
I didn't think anybody shouldever have to get that.
The warrior princess yeah, oh,she was hot.
And that one's spelled likeX-E-N-O-N right X-E-N-O-N right,
argon, which is Xenon and Argon, when they were fighting, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That was a pretty cool episode.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Then you got Radon.
Nope, never would have gottenthat.
And now we're done with Dons,don Corleone, don Julio, don
Periodic.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm going to make you a chemical compound.
You can't resist the Don.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Father, the Don Father.
So the two that I think youmight have gotten One is zinc.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, I should have gotten that one Lead.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I always forget lead is on the periodic table if I'm
going to be real with you for aminute.
So you got one, two, three,four, five.
You got half of them.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Hey, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's not bad.
Not bad at all.
That's not bad, there's a fewof those I wasn't going to get
out of.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then you'll have people like miss hayes, who well
and so which is why you neveraccuse.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So you know, if someone turns in and I'll go
walk up and I'll go to a table,I'll be like, oh my god, you
guys are amazing.
Who knew this one?
Yeah, how did you know it?
And if it's bob, you know who'sum looks like.
Uh, you know he just came fromwalmart.
No, so now I'm watching you,yeah, I feel that I feel that.
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Can I tell you about the Icaught and I have a current
problem with a team that justcheats blatantly.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You told me there was one at PJ Evans, but you
haven't told me about that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, this is a different one.
No, this is at a differentlocation.
This is actually over at docsand just blatant.
I mean to the point where I'veliterally stepped over his
shoulder, told them not to, toldthem not to, and then walk by
and see him googling because youknow, but basically see him
googling the answer and aboutthat time I had it.
So I literally get on the micand I dq them publicly.
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Damn, I mean, don't be a dickif I tell you not to.
You know and I get it.
People do get on their phones,but a lot of them aren't
cheating.
You know they're.
They're texting, um, you knowthey're doing whatever.
They're bored.
Maybe they're on instagram orthey're checking sports scores,
watching a game.
That's cool.
I get that.
You're not going to do that.
I can't have you.
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But once I explain to them, hey, once you give me the answer,
pick your phone back up.
Most folks are good with that,yeah.
And then from time to time youget those that cheat.
There is no way in a triviagame that you're going to get
everything right, especiallywhen I design cheater questions
going.
There are a couple things herethat the average person, or even
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a smart person should not know,right.
So Some people just and I mean,it's for what?
In some places it's, you know,$15, $25.
In some places maybe it's $50.
But for what it's just that'snothing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, pride comes before the fall, my friend.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I thought pride was in the name of love.
It is Boom comes before thefall, my friend.
I thought pride was in the nameof love.
It is Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
All right, what?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
you got.
So you said you didn't domovies.
Okay, I did movies and I took astab at one of my favorite
categories that you do at PizzaJoint.
Okay, what you got, but younormally do dark movie
descriptions, yeah.
Dark dark a dark film, badmovie description same same kind
of thing, yeah, which, uh, uh,and I'm gonna give you a little
(16:17):
hint, it is an action movie okay, yeah, because I I will need
that.
Yes, and unless it's reallypopular, I suck an aging
renegade returns to his oldstomping grounds to coach new
young whippersnappers, beforeinevitably stealing all the
spotlight for himself and ridingoff into the sunset in a relic
of days long past.
(16:38):
You want me to read it again?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, I'm going to probably have you read that one
more time.
So I'm getting old out of this.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
An aging renegade returns to his old stomping
grounds to coach new youngwhippersnappers, before
inevitably stealing all thespotlight for himself and riding
off into the sunset in a relicof days long past.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
So I mean that could be like Mighty Ducks, you know
would kind of fit there, butdon't think emilio does at the
end and goes off into this.
I can't remember that movie.
Um, so I'm getting, I'm gettingthe sports action type.
Uh, then I'd be way off becausethat's pretty much the only way
I've got it.
So an old relic, it's a sequel.
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Oh, my god, all right, liveaction, yeah, live action sequel
.
An old relic shows up.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh, my god no clue.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
The main actor has another massive movie in
theaters right now no clue.
The main actor has anothermassive movie in theaters right
now.
Who's got a movie in theaters?
I don't even know what'splaying right now.
I'm a little out of it.
Yeah, all right, so I'm goingto say it's probably not John
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Belushi these are just, you knowme thinking out of the box here
and it's not Rita Moreno.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,wait.
So I know who's coming back tothe movies mel schwartz.
May the schwartz be with youspace balls too.
Yes, it's gonna be good.
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I hope so.
Um god dang it all right.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Old relic comes back in time, no idea um, one of the
main quotes from the first onewas uh, goodness gracious, great
balls of fire top gun two,maverick.
Yeah, okay, so now read me thequestion again, now that I've
got top gun two in my mind anaging renegade yeah returns to
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his old stomping grounds tocoach new young whippersnappers,
before inevitably stealing allthe spotlight for himself,
before riding off into thesunset in a relic of days long
past, aka the f-14 tomcat heflies off in.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's.
That's not bad now for my crowd.
That's a little too ambiguous,a little too vague, I would
probably.
But you know what?
Um, so you know what I'mwriting down top gun maverick,
top gun maverick, I'm gonnasteal that.
All right, all right.
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So let's, uh, let us do a littlebit of geography oh, you love
geography because it's kind ofeasy from time to time to to
make that um, but I tell youwhat.
You know what, since you likesports and you are better at
sports than I am not not quiteto matt level or some of these
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others but you know okay, inwhich american city was the
world's first, first in theworld domed, air-conditioned
indoor stadium built?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
oh man the first let me know if you need hints indoor
air-conditioned sports arena,or is it just arena in general?
It was an indoor stadium okay,that leads me to believe it's
(20:35):
one of those old texas stadiums,but I could be wrong I mean it
could.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was nicknamed the eighth wonder of the world at
the time.
Does it snow there a?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
lot of the world at the time Does it snow there a
lot.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, I guess it depends on how.
If you really screw up the airconditioning, I mean you could
be sitting in your stadium andyou know, with the precipitation
freezing, but you'd really haveto get that precipitation down
to you know.
The air conditioning down, yeah, so no.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Man Like I'm, 1965 it was built 1965.
Yeah, the old again and mybrain keeps going back to the
like the san antonio dallas area, because I know that they had
what you got in there in theresan antonio dallas area.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What you got in there ?
So like the, the old astrodome,um bingo really, yep golly, the
astrodome in houston houston Iknew it was one of those Texas
areas Was the eighth wonder ofthe world at the time.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That one felt good.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's what she said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Um.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, actually no, she really never did say that
Sucks being me.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So we were talking about geography.
Geography Most people take thatin high school, right?
So let's talk about theopposite side of getting
something right.
Let's talk about gettingsomething wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh yeah, that's my life story, thank you.
Thank you, it's a biopic.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Can you tell me what is the most commonly failed
subject by high school studentsin the United States?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh, that is a phenomenally great question and
I am stealing the hell out ofthat.
I love that.
Well done Shit.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I'll take the broad scope, but bonus points if
you tell me the actual.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
All right.
So high school, america mostcommonly failed.
And since you're saying broadto narrow, that takes me away
from so my possibilities here.
I'm thinking all right, youknow, you got your reading,
writing, arithmetic, but youknow when you get there.
So you got your math, you gotyour science.
Um, you got your english andliterature.
(23:12):
So if you say narrowing it down, well, you really don't, I
don't.
As I recall it, you know yourenglish and stuff.
You don't get into lit and someof this other sub studies until
you get to college, correct,but in high school, a little bit
in science, you know, you canmaybe go from science to physics
, but not so much.
(23:33):
Or maybe chemistry, that's apossibility, but I think there's
more subspecialties ordeviations.
If we talk math, and so you'vegot math as a general, and if
you start breaking that down,you could have calculus,
calculus, but not.
There's just a lot of calc, orthere's pre-calc.
(23:54):
Um, there's also geometry, butthe one I'm thinking that most
of them fail.
My guess is going to be algebrathat would be correct.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm surprised you didn't say social studies,
because with the way they splitit up, you know, know, you got
your world history, us history,econ all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you
know, I do remember we had totake economics, you know, and so
again it's no, that's just kindof where I like that, but it is
algebra, algebra 1, to beprecise.
Like your first time seeingalgebra, it's the most commonly
yeah, algebra 2 was fun and thenwhen I got up into some of the
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others, you know, like calc 3and calc 4 in college, that was
just and diffy q yeah, therewere some that were really,
especially grad school.
Oh yeah, I'm just like I don'tknow.
I don't know what to do here.
I am paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I am paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I'll always strike you.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Alrighty, let us, let us, let us move along.
So, um, I started looking at atrain here of books that were
made into movies and tried tofigure out how to, so I lied, I
forgot I did have a couple, andso I got four to pick from.
(25:23):
Here I'm trying to figure outwhich one I want to do.
Which massively popular cultclassic movie was inspired by
the?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
1985 book Wise Guy and I can give you more if you
need Wise Guy.
Yep.
Can you tell me when the moviecame out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
So the movie, as I understand, also came out, I
believe in 1985.
I'm going to have to look thatup.
That's a great question.
I can give you a few more hints.
Written by Nicholas Pileggi Notthat that's going to matter
(26:12):
Follows a guy's 25-year career.
In the book, the biography ofWiseguy, follows a guy's 25
years inside the Lucchese crimefamily.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Is this the Godfather ?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
No.
I actually had that one, butthat's a different book,
lucchese crime family AmericanGangster no, classic classic.
It was, I think, one of thedefining moments of this little
(26:45):
actor's career little actortalking about Robert De Niro, no
, danny DeVito taller Talkingabout.
Robert De Niro, no Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Taller Dead stud, it's not.
The Godfather Is this.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Scarface.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Good fellas, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right, I got to figure out a way to kind of work
that in a little bit better,but that's just.
I just thought that wasinteresting.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
No, I like that.
I should have gotten goodfellas.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
That's on me for not getting it All right, but De
Niro was in that.
He was.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
He was what you got.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I got more F&B for you, more fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
B's.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay what you got.
This one's a drink.
I like drinks Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Drinkies.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm going to give you the liquors.
You tell me the drink.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Liquor Hell.
I don't even know her, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
All right, you're going to take some.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Malibu.
Okay, so we got some Malibu rum, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And then you're going to add some light rum of your
choosing.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
More rum.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Mm-hmm, then you're going to add blue Curacao.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh so we're going, we're coloring, we're going blue
.
All right, Blue Curacao.
Oh so we're going, we'recoloring, we're going blue.
All right, Just like my balls.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
And then, you're going to add apple or melon
liqueur, depending on yourchoice.
Ew, all right.
So we're going a little sweethere and rum drinks tend to be.
They tend to be All right, sowe got apple Primarily.
So if you were to make thistoday, you would do apple or
melon.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Me personally, I use melon All right.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So if you served it at the bar, at like PJ or
somewhere, melon You'd use melon.
You little melon head, youlittle melon head.
You're my favorite melon head.
All right, so we got MalibuLight rum, blue curacao, and we
got melon Shot or drink, it canbe either.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Most commonly, it's ordered as a shot.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, so there Gives me.
Is it a jolly rancher?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, but that's close.
It has a really illicit name.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Sex on the Beach, I mean that's illicit, that's
illicit but.
Melon fucker.
This is a liquid marijuana uh,I never would have come.
I've heard of it and I probablyhad a couple, but I never, ever
(29:44):
would have uh gotten around toguessing that they're really
good if made correctly I thinkrum fucker would be better.
I like that.
I'm just saying you know you'resitting at the end of the bar.
You yell down hey Drew, I needtwo rum fuckers, I need a rum
fucker.
We'll go do like whose turn isit?
(30:06):
Yours is mine.
Since you did that, I'm notgoing to do my alcohol question.
Since you did that, I'm notgoing to do my alcohol question.
Let's do this.
I'm going to do it a littleeasier.
Okay, so the United States hasfive major territories.
(30:28):
What are the five territoriesof the US?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Virgin.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Islands.
Well, we got fucked.
They're not a virgin anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Puerto Rico Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Guam, go out of here.
You got that, guam.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You got that Guam?
Ah shit, guam, baby Guam, Idon't know if I can name anymore
.
You gotta go um.
Ah shit, maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't know if I can name anymore one of them's
gonna be a little hard for a lotof folks and the other one I'm
thinking you know some will get,some won't, so I don't know.
Uh, american samoa, samoa artsin the heart, we Samoans out
there cooking.
I'm doing the map right now.
I'm excited about that.
I'm doing the map right now.
(31:18):
And then the Northern MarianasIslands.
Never would have gotten that,yeah, and so that's why you know
that could be a cheater.
Might not be.
There's going to be some thatare buffs, but so that are buffs
, but so all right.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Last question what you got, I'll let you choose.
Do you want another moviequestion or do you want?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
another history question.
Let's do movies.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm gonna give you a misquote from a movie and I want
you to give me the actual quote.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
The misquote.
Oh my God, Mike, you're amazing.
None of that shit ain't real.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, you ready what you got.
I've got eight of them.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Holy shit okay.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I'm currently perceiving individuals who are
no longer alive.
I see dead people.
Infant placement near walls isstrictly prohibited.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Nobody puts a baby in a corner.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Your actions are inducing extreme exasperation.
Smalls.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You're killing me, smalls.
What film is that from theSandlot?
I've never, you know, I justknow, I just I don't think I
know it's a baseball movie andthat's about as much.
It's a classic, um, anyways,yeah, what?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
else you got.
I shall return momentarily I'llbe right back.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'll be right back I'll be back.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, I'll be back procurement of an enlarged
seafaring vessel is stronglyadvised.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We're going to need a bigger boat from Jaws.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Existence resembles an assortment of cocoa-based
snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
My mama always said that she tastes like chocolate,
sexual chocolate, sexualchocolate.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Please greet this moderately sized associate of
mine, say hello to my littlefriend and, last but not least,
the factual information may beemotionally destabilizing for
you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You can't handle the truth.
I like those.
That's a great series ofquestions.
You've got to send that to me.
I'm going to steal that and usethat.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I like it.
You know what I just realizedwe didn't do today?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
That's okay.
I already knew where we weregoing and we're fine.
So we're going to bring, uh,some folks going forward and
we'll try again.
I'll have the studio enlargedto a four top and we'll be able
to make that work and I I thinkthat'll get us some good ones
(34:07):
and we'll have.
It's not gonna be as much, it'sgonna be harder to control.
So you know, we'll.
We'll kind of see how it, howthat shit goes.
Facts, I mean, it's not goingto be as much, it's going to be
harder to control.
So you know we'll, we'll kindof see how it, how that shit
goes.
Facts, I mean it's like, uh,what the hell is that damn
sports program I see all thetime.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Uh ESPN eruption.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, not somewhat PTI, but no, is it Pat McMahon
show?
Oh, yeah, mcmahon, yeah.
So you know, I'll watch it fromtime to time in the background
and I'm like all right, you know.
But but there's an, there's anorder there, um, you know, and I
don't have the, the bulk andthe brawn that he does to, you
know, to enforce it.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So have you seen the uh um, like the warning at the
beginning of their show and likeevery time they come back from
commercial.
So pat, for the longest time,did his show on youtube where,
like he didn't have to conformto just let it fly tv, fuck them
, yeah, um.
(35:03):
And so he told espn that ifthey wanted to put his show on
the air, they'll be better abouttheir language, but like
they're, they're not going tocut it out, it's going to slip
out, exactly.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Especially when we get with all of us and Tez or
Matt or any of them, we can justend up letting it fly Because
we're just bullshitting.
We're just having a damn goodtime and talking about stupid
stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's literally what their warning says.
It says this is a group ofadult men talking sports and
hanging out Like there will bewords from time to time that are
said that might be explicit,but that's how it might be
offensive to you, yeah.
And it literally says at thebottom that's how adults talk.
(35:53):
No shit so don't cancel us LovePat McAfee.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Pretty much.
Yeah, I love Pat.
I like suck it up, buttercup,you know.
If you don't like it, I'm sorry.
Yeah, move along, move along.
Yeah, this is just who we areand how we do it.
This is just who we are and howwe do it.
I'm not going to change forsomebody.
Right?
You want to cancel me?
Cancel me.
I'll go back to YouTube.
What the fuck?
You know, I don't give a shit.
(36:20):
Yeah, I spent my time giving ashit about things.
Yeah, those days are done.
Agreed, agreed.
All right, I got more for nextweek.
We'll have some guests and I'veactually started writing the
intro.
I love it, and so I will giveyou a sample of that.
Next week, we'll play that andwe'll sit here and I figure
about two, three more shows.
(36:41):
We need to get a couple underour belt with fresh meat, fresh
meat Time to haze them, boys.
Yeehaw, all right, justremember, if you get it wrong,
it's a naked mile boys.
You got to go outside, runaround, run down to Ray's Creek
and back naked.
(37:01):
You's got to be naked bitches.
Fuck, that could be interesting.
My neighbors would be like holyshit, sleepers, he's got.
He's got naked people out here.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He's got naked people doing it.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh honey, it's probably just a podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Probably them.
Damn trivial BS boys, againthem boys are at it again.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't think my neighbors can spell podcast,
probably not.
No, this is All right.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So cross episode we're doing your adrenaline okay
, the adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I got a good one for you okay you're never gonna see
it coming oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Is this gay porn again?
Yes, turn around so you can seeit coming.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh my god thank y'all for putting up with our stupid
shit man yeah, this is juststupid.
I don't even know I just say westill need a soundboard.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Squirrel, you know, and I do kind of have some stuff
and we can work with that.
We'll get to it All right, gota jam.
Yep, see ya, see ya.
Warning the following podcast contains adult language
and adult themes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But everything else is pretty flippin'.
Childish Trivia with MikeSleeper has been around for over
20 years and consistently votedthe number one trivia show in
the Augusta and surroundingareas.
Come join us for a bit as yourhosts, drew and Mike, take you
(00:31):
inside our childish minds.
With a little trivia and a lotof BS, we'll kill the other part
of this.
So, episode number nine wefigured out that Drew won't
(00:54):
bring me seven brew because hedoesn't like me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I will call you every Saturday morning from now on
Just text.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You don't have to call Because it's something
about being in the in the studio.
Here it's a reception.
Even though I'd go throughwi-fi, it is not the greatest
and I don't know why and itreally ticks some people off.
So, um anyway.
So out late we went to uh docs.
They had a cover bandadvertised as a as a deaf
(01:21):
leopard covered band gotta love,gotta love, some Def Leppard
and a four-person band.
I had a friend say you know, Ican set you up with a booth, but
you've got to be here early.
I'm like, okay, the band goeson at nine, how early do I need
to be there?
Seven, okay, so seven.
(01:44):
Until it was midnight by thetime the band was finished
playing, broke down, talked tohim everybody's done bs and you
go home and so you're justexhausted because it's past my
bedtime, like really past mybedtime, yeah, and a good time
was had by all and you know someof us barely drank so that we
could be the dd and right wasthe band good?
(02:05):
the band was good.
Hell, yeah, I mean, the bandwas really really good.
Um, you know, he was kind ofyou know, kind of like my first
girlfriend.
At first it was a little flat,but after a while, after a while
, uh, you know, in several songshe was good.
Started off again with the themotleyue, went on from there,
(02:25):
did some Van Hagar, then went tothe Van Halen.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know, which do you prefer?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm actually more of a Van Hagar person, me too.
I just the music is just, Idon't know.
I run to it.
But now you know my old schooldays, I love some of the old,
you know, diver down all allthose.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
They were great albums I mean, I do love david
lee roth, it's just there wassomething about sammy hagar in
that group.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, yeah, incredible so then they took a break and
said, hey, got good news.
Bad news, you know we're done,we'll catch you all.
But the deaf leopard band'scoming on, they went, bands
coming on.
They went, changed clothes,came back out.
It was the same band.
I love that.
I was like wait a minute.
Um, it was mock of ages was thename of the band, and so I'm
(03:16):
like okay, but they were good.
They did some good deaf leopardstuff and you know we had a
great time or about six of ussitting in the booth and you
know it was just nothing butbuckets of ultra and apps.
Hell yeah, so, hell yeah, allright.
So our question Cross episode.
(03:37):
Is so you win the lottery whichright now, I think, is at.
It gets you 2.8 million, Ithink, a year for 30 years after
taxes.
Which would be really, reallygood.
Yeah, I like it Me too.
What would you, our first threethings, top three things you
(03:58):
would spend it on?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, I thought we did a different one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, did we do a different one?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I thought you did the adrenaline one.
I did.
We do a different one.
I thought you did theadrenaline one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I did.
We can save that one, though.
Okay, we'll just do this oneand we'll save the other one.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Top three things that I the first three things I
would spend it on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You win some money.
You are now Drew the RichBastard.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, I thought a little bit outside of the box on
this one.
I mean obviously in reality.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There's a box.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What's in the box.
Little Miss Muffet sat on atuffet.
Yes, down came a spider, satdown beside her and said what's
in the box, bitch, what's in thebox, because obviously I mean
debt's getting paid off first,all that jazz.
But that's not fun, so we'llleave all that, yeah, we want,
we want the fun stuff.
You know, what would you do?
(04:50):
That's different, unique, weirdI'm buying a compound like
compound w for wart remover,like a house compound.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, okay for like.
Oh, you're gonna be that dudein Texas with the glasses.
Yeah, no, what was his name?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ruby Ridge, wasn't it ?
No, Ruby Ridge was up north.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's Waco, Waco, Waco.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Waco, david, something, david, david.
Oh, my God, I know it startswith David.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I can see his face.
Hate about trivia.
When you're just likesomething's just over the edge,
you're like I know, I know itand we're right there.
We have everything else, butit's last.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, but yeah,I want a compound big enough
for me, snina and both of ourfamilies, so, like her mom, dad
are they gonna want to live in acompound?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
the compound I'm gonna Is it going to be a roller
coaster.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know about roller coaster, but there will
definitely be all the fun stuffthat we can have on the compound
, you know pool, bunch of openland for God knows whatever we
want to do.
Okay, bunch of houses like amain one for family gatherings
and shit like that.
So, what does the perimeterlook like?
(06:06):
seven foot concrete walls okay,I don't want anybody getting in
or seeing what's going on okay,okay and inside those walls are
going to be big trees, so youcan't see me from your house
either okay, but you can't seeanybody attacking you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So when the f FBI comes to, raid you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's what cameras are for.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, cameras on top of the concrete, so then I can
see who's coming, and then I'mbuying a PJ, not a pizza joint,
a PJ Pizza joint.
Private jet so.
I can go wherever I want,whenever I want, hunch punch.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Sorry, I'm not wherever I want, whenever I want
, hunch punch.
Sorry, I'm not my different PJ.
So you're going to get apersonal jet and a compound, so
then you're going to have tohave a landing strip inside the
compound.
Okay, yeah, just making surewe're okay here.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And then I'm going to buy a yacht Passive income
Because you put thatmotherfucker in the med and you
charter it when you're not on it, I'm never going broke ever.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, if you made music on it, would it be yacht
rock?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
yes, yeah, and I'm gonna join a yacht.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I could see you as the Redneck Yacht Club.
There's Drew, he's our localpresident.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yep, that's me, I'm president.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So what about you?
You know you always sit andthat's one way usually of just
calming down.
Going to sleep is like allright, you won the lottery.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do, um, andso you got like you said.
You got some of the typicalstuff, but what would you do?
I would get like the mostbougie, damn sweet on a cruise
(08:01):
ship, one of the big cruiseships.
Every once in a while you evergo try and buy a ticket and
you're just like all right, well, what's it going to?
be.
I want to be in that suite andit's going to be like $53,000
for two people for seven days,but if you won the lottery it's
a chump change.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I don't want to buy a yacht.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I don't want to buy a yacht, I don't want to have to
deal with the ownership and allthe rest of that.
I want somebody else.
I want to walk on, be able togo all right, let's go here for
a while.
It's like a cruise.
There's got to be other people,because you're going to get
bored hanging around by yourself.
Right, right, you need others,but then I want to be able to
walk away from them when I'vehad my full to say all right,
(08:40):
you, cray, cray, get me the hellout of here.
I'm going up this elevator,that you can't go on, right?
Um, you know?
So I think that, um, I'm just asimple kind of man yeah, I just
want an island where where, um,we're talking south pacific,
(09:05):
subtropical, okay, uh, you knownot, not, not in.
You know, just I don't want toburn all day, but you know it'd
be, it'd be kind of nice just tohave an island, just to go
somewhere, and but again, Ithink so like over there by the
outer banks maybe yeah, you know, I know that there are some for
sale.
I don't think there are verymany anymore, but then you gotta
(09:25):
.
You know, if you had all themoney, well then you could build
your compound, drew, yourcompound on an island With a
runway, all right, so you couldjust fly there.
Yeah, all right, and you couldhave killer dolphins outside
Right With lasers, with laserson them, laser dolphins.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes, lasers on them, laser dolphins, yes.
And then we have great whitesdeeper out there, in case
somebody tries to come in on asubmarine.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Red October.
How am I going to get groceries?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Train the dolphins.
No, they fly in.
You get them flown in Waterplane.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, did you just reference the Hunt for Red
October?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I did.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Mad prop Submarine.
I love that movie.
Such a good movie Be careful inthere.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Things do not react well here to bullets, things
don't react well to bullets, andhe's over here shooting.
Oh, lord Vasili, give me oneping, are you sure?
One ping?
Oh, so I don't have a lot ofmovies today, which is strange.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's good, because I have movies.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, so we're flip-flopping.
Normally.
You know I'm your pop quiz kindof guy, but I know that you're
like a science guy, yeah.
So I, uh, I went out and founda science question, um, I had to
do some periodic table kind ofstuff and I'm like, all right,
let's figure out some things.
And I started looking at someof these names and they're
bullshit.
(11:01):
They are, I mean, you've gotthis 52 character word that
nobody's going to be able topronounce, that's named after
some dude's favorite porn star,or whatever.
So, anyways, but you've got somenice good ones that are just
only a few characters long.
Speaking of which, there are 10elements in the periodic table
(11:22):
with five or fewer letters intheir name.
How many do you want?
How many can you name?
Here's something if you want towrite down.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Neon.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Gold.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes, iron Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Boron, boron.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Continue.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Is 10 on there 10 is on there.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Silver 10 is the only three letter.
Mm-hmm, how many letters issilver?
Six You're right, that's thatPJj math.
Yeah, it's pj math.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, baby, really it is six letters long tungsten
um, I don't know how many more Ican name, because the farther
down you get on the periodictable I'm useless.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
A couple, I think, are going to be nasty.
So Xenon is out there.
I didn't think anybody shouldever have to get that.
The warrior princess yeah, oh,she was hot.
And that one's spelled likeX-E-N-O-N right X-E-N-O-N right,
argon, which is Xenon and Argon, when they were fighting, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That was a pretty cool episode.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Then you got Radon.
Nope, never would have gottenthat.
And now we're done with Dons,don Corleone, don Julio, don
Periodic.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm going to make you a chemical compound.
You can't resist the Don.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Father, the Don Father.
So the two that I think youmight have gotten One is zinc.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, I should have gotten that one Lead.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I always forget lead is on the periodic table if I'm
going to be real with you for aminute.
So you got one, two, three,four, five.
You got half of them.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Hey, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's not bad.
Not bad at all.
That's not bad, there's a fewof those I wasn't going to get
out of.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then you'll have people like miss hayes, who well
and so which is why you neveraccuse.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So you know, if someone turns in and I'll go
walk up and I'll go to a table,I'll be like, oh my god, you
guys are amazing.
Who knew this one?
Yeah, how did you know it?
And if it's bob, you know who'sum looks like.
Uh, you know he just came fromwalmart.
No, so now I'm watching you,yeah, I feel that I feel that.
(14:14):
Can I tell you about the Icaught and I have a current
problem with a team that justcheats blatantly.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You told me there was one at PJ Evans, but you
haven't told me about that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, this is a different one.
No, this is at a differentlocation.
This is actually over at docsand just blatant.
I mean to the point where I'veliterally stepped over his
shoulder, told them not to, toldthem not to, and then walk by
and see him googling because youknow, but basically see him
googling the answer and aboutthat time I had it.
So I literally get on the micand I dq them publicly.
(14:47):
Damn, I mean, don't be a dickif I tell you not to.
You know and I get it.
People do get on their phones,but a lot of them aren't
cheating.
You know they're.
They're texting, um, you knowthey're doing whatever.
They're bored.
Maybe they're on instagram orthey're checking sports scores,
watching a game.
That's cool.
I get that.
You're not going to do that.
I can't have you.
(15:07):
But once I explain to them, hey, once you give me the answer,
pick your phone back up.
Most folks are good with that,yeah.
And then from time to time youget those that cheat.
There is no way in a triviagame that you're going to get
everything right, especiallywhen I design cheater questions
going.
There are a couple things herethat the average person, or even
(15:29):
a smart person should not know,right.
So Some people just and I mean,it's for what?
In some places it's, you know,$15, $25.
In some places maybe it's $50.
But for what it's just that'snothing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, pride comes before the fall, my friend.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I thought pride was in the name of love.
It is Boom comes before thefall, my friend.
I thought pride was in the nameof love.
It is Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
All right, what?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
you got.
So you said you didn't domovies.
Okay, I did movies and I took astab at one of my favorite
categories that you do at PizzaJoint.
Okay, what you got, but younormally do dark movie
descriptions, yeah.
Dark dark a dark film, badmovie description same same kind
of thing, yeah, which, uh, uh,and I'm gonna give you a little
(16:17):
hint, it is an action movie okay, yeah, because I I will need
that.
Yes, and unless it's reallypopular, I suck an aging
renegade returns to his oldstomping grounds to coach new
young whippersnappers, beforeinevitably stealing all the
spotlight for himself and ridingoff into the sunset in a relic
of days long past.
(16:38):
You want me to read it again?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, I'm going to probably have you read that one
more time.
So I'm getting old out of this.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
An aging renegade returns to his old stomping
grounds to coach new youngwhippersnappers, before
inevitably stealing all thespotlight for himself and riding
off into the sunset in a relicof days long past.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
So I mean that could be like Mighty Ducks, you know
would kind of fit there, butdon't think emilio does at the
end and goes off into this.
I can't remember that movie.
Um, so I'm getting, I'm gettingthe sports action type.
Uh, then I'd be way off becausethat's pretty much the only way
I've got it.
So an old relic, it's a sequel.
(17:30):
Oh, my god, all right, liveaction, yeah, live action sequel
.
An old relic shows up.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh, my god no clue.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
The main actor has another massive movie in
theaters right now no clue.
The main actor has anothermassive movie in theaters right
now.
Who's got a movie in theaters?
I don't even know what'splaying right now.
I'm a little out of it.
Yeah, all right, so I'm goingto say it's probably not John
(18:05):
Belushi these are just, you knowme thinking out of the box here
and it's not Rita Moreno.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,wait.
So I know who's coming back tothe movies mel schwartz.
May the schwartz be with youspace balls too.
Yes, it's gonna be good.
(18:27):
I hope so.
Um god dang it all right.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Old relic comes back in time, no idea um, one of the
main quotes from the first onewas uh, goodness gracious, great
balls of fire top gun two,maverick.
Yeah, okay, so now read me thequestion again, now that I've
got top gun two in my mind anaging renegade yeah returns to
(18:57):
his old stomping grounds tocoach new young whippersnappers,
before inevitably stealing allthe spotlight for himself,
before riding off into thesunset in a relic of days long
past, aka the f-14 tomcat heflies off in.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's.
That's not bad now for my crowd.
That's a little too ambiguous,a little too vague, I would
probably.
But you know what?
Um, so you know what I'mwriting down top gun maverick,
top gun maverick, I'm gonnasteal that.
All right, all right.
(19:39):
So let's, uh, let us do a littlebit of geography oh, you love
geography because it's kind ofeasy from time to time to to
make that um, but I tell youwhat.
You know what, since you likesports and you are better at
sports than I am not not quiteto matt level or some of these
(20:01):
others but you know okay, inwhich american city was the
world's first, first in theworld domed, air-conditioned
indoor stadium built?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
oh man the first let me know if you need hints indoor
air-conditioned sports arena,or is it just arena in general?
It was an indoor stadium okay,that leads me to believe it's
(20:35):
one of those old texas stadiums,but I could be wrong I mean it
could.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was nicknamed the eighth wonder of the world at
the time.
Does it snow there a?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
lot of the world at the time Does it snow there a
lot.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, I guess it depends on how.
If you really screw up the airconditioning, I mean you could
be sitting in your stadium andyou know, with the precipitation
freezing, but you'd really haveto get that precipitation down
to you know.
The air conditioning down, yeah, so no.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Man Like I'm, 1965 it was built 1965.
Yeah, the old again and mybrain keeps going back to the
like the san antonio dallas area, because I know that they had
what you got in there in theresan antonio dallas area.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What you got in there ?
So like the, the old astrodome,um bingo really, yep golly, the
astrodome in houston houston Iknew it was one of those Texas
areas Was the eighth wonder ofthe world at the time.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That one felt good.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's what she said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Um.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, actually no, she really never did say that
Sucks being me.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So we were talking about geography.
Geography Most people take thatin high school, right?
So let's talk about theopposite side of getting
something right.
Let's talk about gettingsomething wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh yeah, that's my life story, thank you.
Thank you, it's a biopic.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Can you tell me what is the most commonly failed
subject by high school studentsin the United States?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh, that is a phenomenally great question and
I am stealing the hell out ofthat.
I love that.
Well done Shit.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I'll take the broad scope, but bonus points if
you tell me the actual.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
All right.
So high school, america mostcommonly failed.
And since you're saying broadto narrow, that takes me away
from so my possibilities here.
I'm thinking all right, youknow, you got your reading,
writing, arithmetic, but youknow when you get there.
So you got your math, you gotyour science.
Um, you got your english andliterature.
(23:12):
So if you say narrowing it down, well, you really don't, I
don't.
As I recall it, you know yourenglish and stuff.
You don't get into lit and someof this other sub studies until
you get to college, correct,but in high school, a little bit
in science, you know, you canmaybe go from science to physics
, but not so much.
(23:33):
Or maybe chemistry, that's apossibility, but I think there's
more subspecialties ordeviations.
If we talk math, and so you'vegot math as a general, and if
you start breaking that down,you could have calculus,
calculus, but not.
There's just a lot of calc, orthere's pre-calc.
(23:54):
Um, there's also geometry, butthe one I'm thinking that most
of them fail.
My guess is going to be algebrathat would be correct.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm surprised you didn't say social studies,
because with the way they splitit up, you know, know, you got
your world history, us history,econ all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you
know, I do remember we had totake economics, you know, and so
again it's no, that's just kindof where I like that, but it is
algebra, algebra 1, to beprecise.
Like your first time seeingalgebra, it's the most commonly
yeah, algebra 2 was fun and thenwhen I got up into some of the
(24:37):
others, you know, like calc 3and calc 4 in college, that was
just and diffy q yeah, therewere some that were really,
especially grad school.
Oh yeah, I'm just like I don'tknow.
I don't know what to do here.
I am paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I am paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I'll always strike you.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Alrighty, let us, let us, let us move along.
So, um, I started looking at atrain here of books that were
made into movies and tried tofigure out how to, so I lied, I
forgot I did have a couple, andso I got four to pick from.
(25:23):
Here I'm trying to figure outwhich one I want to do.
Which massively popular cultclassic movie was inspired by
the?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
1985 book Wise Guy and I can give you more if you
need Wise Guy.
Yep.
Can you tell me when the moviecame out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
So the movie, as I understand, also came out, I
believe in 1985.
I'm going to have to look thatup.
That's a great question.
I can give you a few more hints.
Written by Nicholas Pileggi Notthat that's going to matter
(26:12):
Follows a guy's 25-year career.
In the book, the biography ofWiseguy, follows a guy's 25
years inside the Lucchese crimefamily.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Is this the Godfather ?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
No.
I actually had that one, butthat's a different book,
lucchese crime family AmericanGangster no, classic classic.
It was, I think, one of thedefining moments of this little
(26:45):
actor's career little actortalking about Robert De Niro, no
, danny DeVito taller Talkingabout.
Robert De Niro, no Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Taller Dead stud, it's not.
The Godfather Is this.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Scarface.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Good fellas, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right, I got to figure out a way to kind of work
that in a little bit better,but that's just.
I just thought that wasinteresting.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
No, I like that.
I should have gotten goodfellas.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
That's on me for not getting it All right, but De
Niro was in that.
He was.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
He was what you got.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I got more F&B for you, more fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
B's.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay what you got.
This one's a drink.
I like drinks Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Drinkies.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm going to give you the liquors.
You tell me the drink.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Liquor Hell.
I don't even know her, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
All right, you're going to take some.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Malibu.
Okay, so we got some Malibu rum, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And then you're going to add some light rum of your
choosing.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
More rum.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Mm-hmm, then you're going to add blue Curacao.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh so we're going, we're coloring, we're going blue
.
All right, Blue Curacao.
Oh so we're going, we'recoloring, we're going blue.
All right, Just like my balls.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
And then, you're going to add apple or melon
liqueur, depending on yourchoice.
Ew, all right.
So we're going a little sweethere and rum drinks tend to be.
They tend to be All right, sowe got apple Primarily.
So if you were to make thistoday, you would do apple or
melon.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Me personally, I use melon All right.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So if you served it at the bar, at like PJ or
somewhere, melon You'd use melon.
You little melon head, youlittle melon head.
You're my favorite melon head.
All right, so we got MalibuLight rum, blue curacao, and we
got melon Shot or drink, it canbe either.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Most commonly, it's ordered as a shot.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, so there Gives me.
Is it a jolly rancher?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, but that's close.
It has a really illicit name.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Sex on the Beach, I mean that's illicit, that's
illicit but.
Melon fucker.
This is a liquid marijuana uh,I never would have come.
I've heard of it and I probablyhad a couple, but I never, ever
(29:44):
would have uh gotten around toguessing that they're really
good if made correctly I thinkrum fucker would be better.
I like that.
I'm just saying you know you'resitting at the end of the bar.
You yell down hey Drew, I needtwo rum fuckers, I need a rum
fucker.
We'll go do like whose turn isit?
(30:06):
Yours is mine.
Since you did that, I'm notgoing to do my alcohol question.
Since you did that, I'm notgoing to do my alcohol question.
Let's do this.
I'm going to do it a littleeasier.
Okay, so the United States hasfive major territories.
(30:28):
What are the five territoriesof the US?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Virgin.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Islands.
Well, we got fucked.
They're not a virgin anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Puerto Rico Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Guam, go out of here.
You got that, guam.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You got that Guam?
Ah shit, guam, baby Guam, Idon't know if I can name anymore
.
You gotta go um.
Ah shit, maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't know if I can name anymore one of them's
gonna be a little hard for a lotof folks and the other one I'm
thinking you know some will get,some won't, so I don't know.
Uh, american samoa, samoa artsin the heart, we Samoans out
there cooking.
I'm doing the map right now.
I'm excited about that.
I'm doing the map right now.
(31:18):
And then the Northern MarianasIslands.
Never would have gotten that,yeah, and so that's why you know
that could be a cheater.
Might not be.
There's going to be some thatare buffs, but so that are buffs
, but so all right.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Last question what you got, I'll let you choose.
Do you want another moviequestion or do you want?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
another history question.
Let's do movies.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm gonna give you a misquote from a movie and I want
you to give me the actual quote.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
The misquote.
Oh my God, Mike, you're amazing.
None of that shit ain't real.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, you ready what you got.
I've got eight of them.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Holy shit okay.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I'm currently perceiving individuals who are
no longer alive.
I see dead people.
Infant placement near walls isstrictly prohibited.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Nobody puts a baby in a corner.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Your actions are inducing extreme exasperation.
Smalls.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You're killing me, smalls.
What film is that from theSandlot?
I've never, you know, I justknow, I just I don't think I
know it's a baseball movie andthat's about as much.
It's a classic, um, anyways,yeah, what?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
else you got.
I shall return momentarily I'llbe right back.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'll be right back I'll be back.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, I'll be back procurement of an enlarged
seafaring vessel is stronglyadvised.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We're going to need a bigger boat from Jaws.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Existence resembles an assortment of cocoa-based
snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
My mama always said that she tastes like chocolate,
sexual chocolate, sexualchocolate.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Please greet this moderately sized associate of
mine, say hello to my littlefriend and, last but not least,
the factual information may beemotionally destabilizing for
you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You can't handle the truth.
I like those.
That's a great series ofquestions.
You've got to send that to me.
I'm going to steal that and usethat.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I like it.
You know what I just realizedwe didn't do today?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
That's okay.
I already knew where we weregoing and we're fine.
So we're going to bring, uh,some folks going forward and
we'll try again.
I'll have the studio enlargedto a four top and we'll be able
to make that work and I I thinkthat'll get us some good ones
(34:07):
and we'll have.
It's not gonna be as much, it'sgonna be harder to control.
So you know, we'll.
We'll kind of see how it, howthat shit goes.
Facts, I mean, it's not goingto be as much, it's going to be
harder to control.
So you know we'll, we'll kindof see how it, how that shit
goes.
Facts, I mean it's like, uh,what the hell is that damn
sports program I see all thetime.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Uh ESPN eruption.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, not somewhat PTI, but no, is it Pat McMahon
show?
Oh, yeah, mcmahon, yeah.
So you know, I'll watch it fromtime to time in the background
and I'm like all right, you know.
But but there's an, there's anorder there, um, you know, and I
don't have the, the bulk andthe brawn that he does to, you
know, to enforce it.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So have you seen the uh um, like the warning at the
beginning of their show and likeevery time they come back from
commercial.
So pat, for the longest time,did his show on youtube where,
like he didn't have to conformto just let it fly tv, fuck them
, yeah, um.
(35:03):
And so he told espn that ifthey wanted to put his show on
the air, they'll be better abouttheir language, but like
they're, they're not going tocut it out, it's going to slip
out, exactly.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Especially when we get with all of us and Tez or
Matt or any of them, we can justend up letting it fly Because
we're just bullshitting.
We're just having a damn goodtime and talking about stupid
stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's literally what their warning says.
It says this is a group ofadult men talking sports and
hanging out Like there will bewords from time to time that are
said that might be explicit,but that's how it might be
offensive to you, yeah.
And it literally says at thebottom that's how adults talk.
(35:53):
No shit so don't cancel us LovePat McAfee.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Pretty much.
Yeah, I love Pat.
I like suck it up, buttercup,you know.
If you don't like it, I'm sorry.
Yeah, move along, move along.
Yeah, this is just who we areand how we do it.
This is just who we are and howwe do it.
I'm not going to change forsomebody.
Right?
You want to cancel me?
Cancel me.
I'll go back to YouTube.
What the fuck?
You know, I don't give a shit.
(36:20):
Yeah, I spent my time giving ashit about things.
Yeah, those days are done.
Agreed, agreed.
All right, I got more for nextweek.
We'll have some guests and I'veactually started writing the
intro.
I love it, and so I will giveyou a sample of that.
Next week, we'll play that andwe'll sit here and I figure
about two, three more shows.
(36:41):
We need to get a couple underour belt with fresh meat, fresh
meat Time to haze them, boys.
Yeehaw, all right, justremember, if you get it wrong,
it's a naked mile boys.
You got to go outside, runaround, run down to Ray's Creek
and back naked.
(37:01):
You's got to be naked bitches.
Fuck, that could be interesting.
My neighbors would be like holyshit, sleepers, he's got.
He's got naked people out here.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He's got naked people doing it.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh honey, it's probably just a podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Probably them.
Damn trivial BS boys, againthem boys are at it again.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't think my neighbors can spell podcast,
probably not.
No, this is All right.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So cross episode we're doing your adrenaline okay
, the adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I got a good one for you okay you're never gonna see
it coming oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Is this gay porn again?
Yes, turn around so you can seeit coming.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh my god thank y'all for putting up with our stupid
shit man yeah, this is juststupid.
I don't even know I just say westill need a soundboard.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Squirrel, you know, and I do kind of have some stuff
and we can work with that.
We'll get to it All right, gota jam.
Yep, see ya, see ya.
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