Doll Chat 3

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creeps are real.
We'll cover stories fromgrotesque gore to.
The possibly plausibleparanormal to horrifying history
to tense and terrible truecrime and.
Everything else that goes bumpin the night.
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And we want you to join uswhile we creep.
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Listener discretion is advised.
Hello, everyone.
Today we have our secondPatreon doll chat.
So exciting.
Love it.
And today's guest is Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Hello, everybody.
Hi.
Welcome.
It's very late for her, so weare so thankful that she stayed up

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late to hang out with us.
Yeah, it's just beforemidnight, but I'm super excited.
We're also redoing our introbecause we forgot to ask the very
important questions.
So we're now just filled withso much energy from our haunted chat
journey through ebay.
We did go on a journey today,and it's going to be great.
We always did.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
I wasn't sure if you weregoing to tell anybody that we were
redoing it.
It's fine.
They know we're crazy and wedon't know what we're doing.
Oh, no, they don't know.
We're not professional podcasters.
I like that.
You were like, I've got you.
Let's lie.
Like, you were just, like, down.
You were like, no.
We're going to act like thisis fresh.
Like there was nothing that happened.
Like you guys didn'tcompletely forget, and I had to remind

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you to ask the question.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
I got you.
I'm excited to be here for thefirst time.
This has definitely not beengoing for two hours.
Definitely.
This is right now happeningfor the first time.
Yeah.
This is fresh energy.
I just feel like our energygets more chaotic as we go, and so
I'm like, we're starting off here.
Like, we're gonna get back to here.

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But you'll feel it full circle.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Chloe, before we get intoyour items, need to ask you some
very important questions.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Okay.
Amanda, don't look at me anddon't interrupt.
Part of this is me beingmildly rude to Amanda, and I'm going
to continue to do it throughthe whole thing.
Like, she's interrupting me,even though she's not, because it's

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a warning.
Okay, question number one.
You are given an oatmealraisin cookie.
What do you do?
I would eat it.
Excellent.
Correct.
But I would want to know whereit came From.
But I would eat it.
I mean, that's reasonable.
Yeah.
Did it come from the floor?
Is it rat?
Do I know the person?
I thought you said, is it rat?
Like, not wrapped.

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And I was like, I mean, it'san oatmeal raisin cookie, so I don't
think there's rat meat in it,but rat meat.
Is it.
15 small rats formed a cookie.
I just assumed a rat wentafter it.
I thought it was rat.
Oh.
I thought it was, like, madeof rats.
That's why I was saying.
I was like, when someone says,is it rat?
Like, R, A T. I thought yousaid rat.

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I was like, well, what part ofa rat would be in there?
Like, rat skin, rat hair?
And I was like, I guess ratmeat makes the most sense.
Rat meat, cookie.
But I like that Amanda went toTouched by a Rat, and you went literally
all rat.
Just 100% rat.
Just.
Just rats on rats.
Yeah.
What an.
I like that.
I like that.
I mean, same thing in my eyes, though.
That's our.

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Our.
Our last question is, like, ifsomeone said a cookie was.
Was rat, what would that mean?
And that's a whole better one.
So.
Okay, made.
That means they get to be oneof the three of us as well.
Or somebody completely different.
Yeah, it could be.
It could be different.
Okay, so rat meat made ofliteral rats.

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L. Rats.
Or just touched by a rat.
And I just like the phrasingof that because it reminds me of
Touched by an angel, you know,Touched by a Rat.
Like, if we ever had aperfume, that would be what it was
called.
Touched by a Rat by two Griefs.
We're branching out so many times.
And it scented like an oatmealraisin cookie.
Yeah, we're moguls now.

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Okay, so you eat your rat.
Oatmeal raisin cookie.
Yep.
Delicious.
Okay, Amanda, don't interrupt me.
If a creature was designed forthe depths of the ocean, but had
brittle bones that could notwithstand the pressure of the depths
of the ocean, would youconsider them to be a lemon of the
slee?
Not slee, because that's not a word.

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A lemon of the sea.
Slash.
Unfit for living in the depths.
Depths of the sea.
Which is what it means to be alemon of the sea.
I. I feel calling them thelemon sea is kind of mean.
I do feel like they've beenset up to fail by nature and by Lindsay.
But.
Yeah, look, I'm just callinglike I see it.
You know what I mean?
It's not right, is it?
If you're gonna be in the sea,you can't have bones, so.

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But I feel bad, and I wouldpat them on the head.
Yeah.
Look, Amanda's like, I'm probasal source.
I'm like, I'm also pro basal sores.
I like them.
But I can also justacknowledge that perhaps they have
some survival limitations.
Biological flaws.
Yeah, Some biological flaws.
Yeah.
All of us.
Do I have to show this, too?
Chrissy sent me a basal source.

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Amazing.
Stunning.
And it's like.
It's like you put it on the wall.
Amazing.
Oh, can you hang stuff from it?
I think you probably could,but he might.
He's probably got brittlebones and would have everything fall
off the floor because he's 11of the wall, too.
Just crumbles.

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That.
That Basilosaurus has probablygot sturdier, like, bones than an
actual Basilosaurus.
I love that we're saying itwrong, and we just will never stop.
No, no, I'm fine about it.
To prevent the.
The future review that we'resaying words wrong.
We know it, and we're going to.
I am committed.
Also, we say basil, not basil,so it's, like, doubly wrong to my

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ears.
Well, I think that's thecorrect way.
Yeah.
So I think it's likeBasilisaurus, something like that.
Nope, it's.
It's basil in our head.
See my face?
My eyebrows went up like I was.
Oh, my God.
What's her name?
I forgot her name.
Audrey.
Audrey.
My eyebrows went up like I was Audrey.
Yeah, like I said.
We're recording this in reverse.
This.
That'll make way more sense later.

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But my eyebrows went upbecause clearly I just deleted that
from my brain on how we saidit wrong.
Because would I say a word acertain way despite receiving the
accurate information, my braindoes not overwrite it.
It just makes me know thatthere's a wrong way and a right way.
Who could say which one it is?

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Okay, so next question.
Are you a stove light on sometimes.
Person or never?
Always.
I am.
I am definitely allergic tothe big light.
I cannot have the big light.
So any kind of ambient smalllighting is where I'm at.
So these are honestly the mostcorrect answers we've ever received.
Oh, my gosh.

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Just in case you were wanting wondering.
You are winning.
Yay.
Okay.
It's okay.
You have a chance to jump toyour best timeline, and the version
of yourself in that timelinehas to come to the current timeline.
Would you jump to thattimeline knowing that?
No.
Because I am happy in mytimeline now.

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She's also in another country.
Let's Just say that, too.
No, that's fair.
But look, like everybody stillhas, like, a best timeline.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, okay.
You get it?
Yeah, I get it.
We're in the bad place here.
This absolutely is the bad place.
Like, they're like, history.
We could just do all thatagain, right?
That's what we're supposed to do.
We're supposed to do all thebad things again.

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It took a moment to sink in.
I thought you were saying thatthe different country was like a
different timeline.
I was like, I think we're onthe same time.
Yeah.
I think we're still on thesame plane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, we are.
But it does feel like thingsare a little.
A little.
A little 1940s.
A little 1940s.
And a little.
A little grim here.
A little grim.
And by a little, I mean a lot.
Yeah.

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I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry for you.
That's what happens when weget independence, I guess.
Like, this is.
This is my spare room.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We'll be there tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll bring all my cats in.
You maybe Ben, if he.
Perfect.
Lovely.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're not going tojump to your, like, quote, unquote,
best timeline because.

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Do you have a reason?
I think I'm in it.
I love that.
I love that.
I like that.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
Okay, next.
Okay, so when you're listeningto music by yourself, what is your
ultimate listening experience?
Knowing that whatever youchoose will impact and bother no
one else.
Headphones and super loud.

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Lindsay's so pleased.
I fucking am height.
Okay.
Do you like Reese's cups?
Yes.
Because you need to have sweetstuff with peanut butter, but they're
ridiculously expensive here.
Interesting.
Because they're in, like, theAmerican confectionery aisle, if
there is one.
Interesting.
They're not, like, standard here.
When you have this rare treat,will you explain the process by which

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you eat it?
Because I feel like that Iquite like the white chocolate ones
as well, because I feel likethey're too sweet almost.
I will nibble tentatively,sort of around the edge mostly, but
I have to have chocolate andpeanut butter at the same time.
If you had to pick which isbetter, the edge or the center?
The edge.

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You got a six for six, Lindsay.
By the way, you're full.
Lindsay.
It has never happened before.
I mean, other than for me.
Never will happen again, andit never will happen again.
But just Lindsay after Lindsay.
Hell yeah.
Welcome.
You're the only ones with Meso far.
A high five.
A virtual high five.
Suck on that, Amanda.

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Whatever.
You guys take your weird stovelights and your gross cookies.
Delicious.
I'll be over here touchingrats with my Reese's and my chocolate
chip.
I thought you said, I'll beover here with the voices.
I was like, what?
But you said with my Reese's.
I think is what she said.
But I heard with the voices.

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And I went, oh, are the voices.
In the room with us now?
Are they good?
Oh, I have this pile ofReese's without edges.
And then when I run out, the.
New holiday comes and it's okay.
I suddenly forgot that theholiday ones existed.
And I was like.
Like, you cut off the edgesand you just, like, throw it away

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and you keep these packaged?
No.
But then I remember that wehad a conversation about this.
That's how we got here.
Yeah.
Halloween.
Reese's will be soon.
Yeah.
I don't want those.
It doesn't have the edge.
I like that.
That's all I want.
What?
What are the Halloween ones?
They're supposed to bepumpkins, but they're just like a
weird lumpy thing, vaguely bat shaped.
It's like they had a factoryproblem and it just started, like,

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not molding them.
And they were like, that one'skind of a circle.
That'll be a. Oh, that's moreof a triangle.
That's a Christmas tree.
Yeah.
Oh, I've seen the Christmastree ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're literally just atriangle, aren't they?
Yeah.
And then the pumpkins could bethe Easter eggs just repackaged.
Like, they're just nonsense.
But there's no edge.
It's just lazy manufacturingand I appreciate it.

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They make ghost ones in whitechocolate, by the way.
Oh.
I mean, those are.
That I'm kind of intrigued by,but only because it's a ghost, now
that I'm thinking about it.
Because you don't have LittleDebbies, does that mean you don't
have the Christmas tree cakes?
And do you know what I'mtalking about?
They're shaped like aChristmas tree.
A big shocker.
And they're white with, like,little stripes.
Oh, my God.
No.

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If I thought it could actuallyget to you and not be completely
smushed in, like, a melted mess.
Delicious.
You sent me stuff before thatnever turned up, didn't you?
I think so.
I'm just remembering, likethree years ago or something.
We got you like a five poundgummy bear.
Yeah.
And it never got to me.
And somebody else sent me abunch of girl Scout cookies.
And they never got to me either.
Somebody is just eating my treats.

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Somebody in like, like USPS islike, whatever.
You see their name.
Take that box.
It is filled with delicious treats.
Because I also remember we gotyou chicken biscuit crackers that
have chicken flavor on them.
They're so good.
Oh, all these things that Ijust never get.
You're like, okay, so just rubit in my face, will you?
Sure.

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Okay, so we've done our intro.
We know that Chloe is a Lindsay.
Yes.
Gorgeous.
Amazing.
Let's get into some haunted objects.
I'm ready.
So which one do you want tostart with?
You have two for us today.
I'm gonna start with.
Can I say what it is?
Yes, you can say the fulltitle of it.
Okay.
The full title on this one is.
And I have to do a disclaimerthat my partner did actually find

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this one for me.
Perfect.
He said that I didn't have toshare that he found it, but I feel
like I should give him some credit.
Yeah.
So it is the Titanic legacy brooch.
Immense history, wealthgenerating, haunting antique gold.
I'm intrigued.
Yeah.
So we got Titanic and wealth generating.
I mean, that's new.
I do like when it's going toearn money for me, but I mean like,
like wealth generating.

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What an.
What an option.
Maybe you'll get your stockswill do well or something.
Just feels really broad.
Stocks and Titanic just All right.
Yeah, it's a very strange one.
Like as soon as he startedreading out to me, I was like, I
have so many questions.
I just, I don't understand at all.
Oh, sorry.
I just saw the price of it.
Uh huh.
Hot damn.
Okay, okay, so we'll have yougive us a.

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Give us a rundown about theTitanic legacy brooch in men's history,
wealth generating, hauntedantique gold that you found.
I will, but don't worrybecause the seller also sent me an
offer as soon as I emailed itto myself.
So I have $600 off.
$600.
$600 off.
And I still can't afford it.
What a coupon.
Now I'm afraid of ebay becauseevery time I look at something, I

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do get offers later.
And I was like, what the hellcame up?
Or if I misclick on something,especially when we're looking at
this stuff and I get theoffers a few days.
Later, I'm not logged in.
Yeah, I didn't even.
I hadn't liked it.
I just emailed it to myselfand then it was like, yep, here's
an offer.
600 off knows eBay, knows all the.
Internet, like, really do betracking, you.

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Know, but what a deal.
What a steal.
I mean, honestly, a 600coupon, at that point you're.
It's called.
It's saving.
You're saying you have to.
Right, like that.
Yeah.
And it's gonna generate wealth.
I mean, it's good for the title.
I don't know anything elseabout it.
Yeah.
But yeah, yeah, like I said, Istarted off being amused about it
and I was sort of.
I started making some notes totalk about it and I was sort of slightly,

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you know, being a bit cheeky,taking the piss out of it, and then
I was like, actually, no, I. Iwant this brooch.
I really want this.
Selling it to myself.
Yeah, yeah.
It's gorgeous, actually.
It's like ornate gold and it'sgot three pearls set in it.
And it was on the Titanic, allegedly.
I'm not sure if there's anyevidence to corroborate this, but,

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yeah, there's no.
Giant blue heart or anythingassociated with it.
Yeah.
And there's not like a pictureof an old lady dropping it into the
ocean or I guess pulling itout of the ocean or Britney Spears.
No.
And then.
Well, wait, we did skip something.
How much is this?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Well, the actual price is $1,499.99.

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Wild.
But as I said, I have a cool$600 off that.
So, you know, if we want to gothree ways on it, we could share
this thing.
Oh, my gosh.
A traveling brooch.
And we just keep sending it around.
The world like it's a sequelto the Sisterhood of the Traveling
Pants.
It's Sisterhood of theTraveling Brooch, but.
Real weird haunted Titanic brooch.
Yeah, yeah.
I've never wanted anything more.

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Well, I also don't know ifit's as good as this person is saying
it is.
Why aren't they keeping it for themselves?
To be honest?
Because it sounds amazing.
I mean, they're generatingwealth by people buying it.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
When I scroll, all that comes up.
Is my similar items are the heart.
Of the Ocean, it says Titanicnecklace and it has what's her face
in it.

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Right?
Is that what you have?
Yeah, that.
And then there's likeVictorian esque little frame, it
looks like with a picture ofthe Titanic.
Neck it and you can wear it as necklace.
Oh, I have that one too.
It kind of looks like atugboat, though.
I also have one that says loveand obsession Irresistible love spell
fast Results.
And the part that I find themost suspect of it is that it's not

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centered correctly.
Like the image where it sayslove and obsessed.
And it's all.
It's honestly, all I canobsess on is that it's just off kilter
a bit.
Will you guys scroll down atad bit?
I'm so sorry.
No, I do.
I feel like you're seeing it.
Did you get the dick?
Do you have the dick too?
Yes.
I was just like, why is this similar?

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What is that?
Do you have a dick, Chloe?
I don't.
Why haven't I got a dick?
It in fact does have a dick.
I'm gonna just.
Do we have a chat in here?
Explorer related items.
And that's what came up when I.
Started to scroll down and I was.
Like, but why was that on theTitanic too?
Why does it think I don't wantto see the dick.
I want to see the dick.

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Don't worry, I'm gonna send itto you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
This is offensive that I'mbeing denied.
It also has like a finger holein it.
You're gonna see it in a moment.
You're gonna see it in amoment and you're gonna.
It's also.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna send the link.
Don't worry.
Oh, no.
I need everyone to see whatall my related items were because
they're all.

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A little fud up.
Oh, gosh.
They're not all dicks.
I sorry.
Links are always so long.
No, you're right.
I'm also going to take alittle screenshot of the related
items because these are strange.
We need to save this.
This is important.
A little clicky click.
They also.
We're getting more like toptier expensive ones.
Normally I'm getting the $34 ones.
Like it's.
It's the cheap ones, not thereally expensive ones.

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Chloe made ebay think thatwe're all rich rich now.
Oh, yeah, no, we have a lot ofthe similar ones, Amanda.
I have that weird little clown dude.
But I have a Egyptianpharaonic antique crocodile figurine
symbol.
God of source of Niles Sobek.
It's pre owned.
Yeah.
Well, I have was scepter fromancient Egypt.

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Egyptian staff for goddessHathor was scepter.
I don't know what was scepter means.
It was at one point in previous.
Life it was a scepter.
Sure.
Yep.
We've got so much moreinteresting related items.
I've just got like titanicbits of wood and a bit of magnet
like A chair thread.
My condolences.

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I'm just trying to figure outwhat this dick is, though.
I like it.
I mean, I am intrigued.
Whatever it is, I'm into it.
It's like, if I want you tothink of, like, where the handle
is in a gravy boat, but ratherthan it being a gravy boat for the
rest of the handle, it's adick that's attached to, like, the
sack shaft meeting place.

(18:29):
Did you say the name of it yet?
Antique Victorian silvermemento mori phallus amulet pendant
with box.
Is it a pendant?
Because it looks quite large,if I'm honest.
It says it's perfect for a present.
I mean, it is, frankly.
It's also a mere $490.
But it is.
It says silver, but it looks golden.

(18:50):
And it's got too much detail.
This bitch is zoomed in.
It's only 4.4 centimeters, butthey're making it look much larger,
which just frankly, sounds onbrand for a dick pic.
I was gonna say I'm gonna get.
So many coupons for this now.
Don't worry.
It's.
It's in five people's baskets,though, so.
Oh, it might be gone.

(19:11):
Yeah.
Maybe they'll send you, like,a 400 coupon.
Lindsay's basket.
Over and over again.
Basket so many times in verygood condition.
Please.
Photos.
It is a necklace pendant.
What?
I just need to see it on a chain.
Like, I want to see how itsits, because I think it might sit,
like, alert, if you will.
Like this.

(19:31):
Yeah, yeah.
Like an elephant.
We're all doing, like, a wavefrom our chest.
That's the hand motion of thisbecause it's also.
It's got a.
A curve to it.
That is something.
What a.
What a moment.
I feel like I would want toget that and have that as a Monopoly
piece that you could move around.
Oh, weird.
That'd be hilarious.
Might be a bit big.

(19:52):
I brought my own.
Yes.
Can you just imagine?
You go to a board game night,you're playing any game, you're like,
I brought my own piece.
And they were like, we'replaying checkers.
And you're like, it's fine.
I bought enough.
20 of these little silver dicks.
It's just good to be prepared.

(20:12):
You never know when you'regoing to need a little memento morifallis,
you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Mary wants it.
Like, it seems like her deal probably.
Okay.
Okay.
So getting back to what?
What Chloe found and not thedick pendant we found that wasn't
even haunted.
No, no.
But it is related.
Let's get back to ourbeautiful golden brooch, possibly

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from the Titanic.
Would you like me to just readthe description of it because it
is beautifully flowery.
Yes.
They've made 9,000 sales andthey are 99.1% positive reviews.
My favorite review was someonesaid that the item that they bought
had started working before iteven arrived in the post because
it was so powerful.
That's a pretty good review.
Wow.

(20:53):
I mean, it's a good review,but it also makes me question the
results that they'reattributing to it.
And also, by the way, the nameof the seller is Tess Joy Metaphysical
Shop.
She's real clear.
I like it.
And I don't know if it's anindividual person because if you
look at the description of theshop, it says that they are a coven
of witches.
So I do enjoy that test.
Joy might just be the personthat's sort of selling it, but it

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is a group of women who havemagical powers that sell cursed and
haunted and magical items.
I love this for them.
Me too.
I kind of want to be part ofan ebay coven, I think.
Yeah.
I was like, Amanda and I arealways having spin offs of True Creeps.
Okay.
Titi is on my lap and pullingmy cords.
So one moment, please.
And Titi is a cat, by the way.
You can see her.
But we always have, like,different branches of True Creeps.

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Maybe True Creeps HauntedObjects is like, that's our next
one.
We're just going to.
There's definitely a marketfor it.
Yeah.
I think we talked about atransport company at one point too.
We did.
I also, you know me, I'malways trying to convince Amanda
to move to Maryland.
I'm not good.
And I'll try to convince youto move to Maryland, but, like, why
would you come to this country?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, no, no.
I could try and convince youguys to come to the uk.

(21:57):
Yeah.
You probably would have a bet.
Like, that's a better shot.
But one of the things that Isaid to her is I was like, we could
open an oddity like museum ifyou move here.
And then we could have a brooch.
Yes.
With $600 off.
$600 off.
It could generate wealth there.
Yep.
I. I mean, I almost kind of think.
Because I think I was slightlyswayed by the fact that they said

(22:20):
that they are witches.
Are selling it.
But when.
When I tell you the story ofthis brooch.
Because it was a lovely story.
Lovely, difficult word.
I feel like the owner may havebeen a witch originally as well,
is what that perhaps implies.
So we're believing it a littlebit more.
Slightly.
We would like to believe it alittle bit.

(22:42):
Yes, I want to say.
Yes.
I, I.
But there's, there's a lot ofthings in it that I'm a bit dubious
about, shall we say?
Yeah, yeah, fair.
Okay.
So tell us about this brooch.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, I, I'm just gonna readthe story, basically.
So this is part of theircollection, which is a whisper from

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the deep, the Titanic Connection.
This brooch carries a storywhispered through time, a testament
to enduring energy and intention.
It is believed to have beenworn on the coat of a wealthy, prominent
woman aboard the ill fated RMS Titanic.
In the chaotic aftermath ofthat tragic night, her coat, a silent
witness to her final moments,was remarkably found floating amidst
the debris.
This very brooch, stillaffixed to the fabric, was recovered

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and meticulously turned overto the authorities, beginning its
mysterious journey through history.
I fucking love this.
And then, apparently so thewoman, when she died as she was drowning,
she just, you know, wanted toput all of her good intention into
this brooch.
I'm not sure how much I thinkthat's possibly true.
I.
If I'm drowning on a, a steamliner, you know, in the middle of

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the sea, I'm not going to be,like, ripping off my coat and thinking,
actually, I really wantanybody that finds this brooch to
be really, really wealthy and,yeah, have a really good life.
I also wouldn't think I hadmuch luck to imbue.
Mm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, if she was a prominentwoman and wealthy, though, she may
have been on a boat for a while.
True.
Oh, yeah.
So maybe she did have the timeto pull it out just in case.

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Maybe she even survived.
Maybe she just.
Yeah, yeah, took the coat off.
So it says that thisconsistent, almost miraculous effect
of every successive possessorhaving a dramatic and undeniable
surge in their personal luck,culminating in extraordinary wealth
and success.
It's believed that theoriginal wealthy woman, in her final
potent moments, unknowingly orintentionally pass her deepest magical

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intentions and blessings intothis fairy brooch.
So it sounds really good, butI'm also a bit like, if it's true.
Let's say we want to say it's true.
But are they just out therefishing coats out of the ocean?
Yeah.
I mean, they did, though,after the Titanic, I think that they
did try to get as much debrisand items Out.
And, I mean, people are still trying.

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True.
I think my question, though,is more when I have had, like, just,
like, a really intense senseof, like, things have been going
great lately.
I'm not, like, which piece ofantique jewelry was I wearing during
that time.
Right.
And I do think that yourintention and your mindset can really
affect how your life plays out.

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And if someone was like, thismagic brooch is going to make you
feel all of these things,you're just simply, I feel like,
more likely placebo.
Believe that good things aregoing to happen and you're going
to pick up.
Yeah.
On all the good shit that'shappening to you because you think
it's, you know, part of themagic of it, which in and of itself
is kind of magical to be ableto, like, shift your mindset in that

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way purposefully.
But I don't know if it's thebrooch doing it, you know, or it's.
Just a magic brooch.
I mean, it might just be afucking magic brooch.
How many times are we going tosay brooch, broach?
A lot.
How many times did I spellbroach incorrectly?
Probably about five times as well.
Yeah.
Fair.
Double O. O, A, A, O.
It sounds like roach.

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It should be spelled likeroach with a B.
With an A. Yeah.
I also think that I want toknow a bit more about the coat.
In my head, when I first readit, I imagined the.
The coat in the sea, like Dr.
Strange's coat from Marvel,just sort of, like, swishing around.
Of course.
Yeah.
The coat definitely, like, hasan energy of its own, you know, like,
it's.
It protected it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's.
It's blowing the whistle.
Like Kate at the end of the Rose.
At the end of the film.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
So then it just says thatbasically every single person that's
ever owned afterwards has hadresidual energy of a powerful woman's
desires, amplifying their owngoals and aspirations.
And it's a piece of historythat actively works to enhance your
destiny.

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And like I said, if I had alot of money lying around, I might
be interested in it because itis beautiful.
And it would be cool just tosay that you own something that was
on the Titanic, whether it wasor not.
I mean, I feel like even it'sjust being from the Titanic, they
could easily sell it.
But I would wonder if I wasbuying something that was from a
particular artifact, I wouldwant proof in some way.
And I just don't know how theywould offer that proof, you know,

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Titanic relics.
I'm typing it in.
Yeah.
I'm like, is there a way toconfirm it?
And then also, you know howthere's companies that look at something
and be like, yeah, this is authentic.
Yeah.
Is that a thing for likeantique roadshow?
Kind of, yeah.
Yeah.
Like it'd be interesting toeven know is it from the right time
period, era?

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Exactly.
Yeah.
That.
And then I do like that itsaid it'll deflect misfortune as
well.
Yeah.
Which in a way is quite nicebecause it feels like if it, if it
really was there, maybe itfelt like it failed.
It's its previous owner andnow it wants to protect and help
people and give them a goodlife because she drowned in the Titanic
sinking or froze.
But yeah, it's difficult because.

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Yeah, I don't know how theywould be able to prove that it actually
was there.
There's no record of likeanybody's names or anything like
that, is there?
So.
Yeah, because I'm sure if theyhad a name associated with it, you
could see if they were on the Titanic.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Yeah.
Interesting though.
And it is very pretty, likeyou said.
And I mean, $600 off.

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If you view it, they'll email you.
$600 off.
I mean, what a bargain at that rate.
Like, how can you say no?
Exactly.
It's selling itself.
The thing that I findinteresting in this is so okay, on
ebay, you can't lie about whatan item is.
Right.
So the fact that they aresaying it is gold.
Right.
And I don't see any disclaimerthat says not real gold.

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Do you guys know?
So that would lead me tobelieve that they believe that it
is real gold and that might beone of the reasons why it's priced
the way it is.
In which case, like, that isquite a bit of gold.
But who could say?
I don't know.
But I'm intrigued by it andthe pearls as well.
If they're real pearls.
Pearls are pretty pricey.
Oh, yeah, that's.
That's a big pearl in themiddle though.
I have absolutely no conceptof size.

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I'm looking at that thinkingit's, you know, like a saucer size
for a teacup and sauce.
And that's probably only likea coin.
Yeah, it does look large.
Although I do have something.
If you look at the left pearlunderneath it, it's turning silver
there.
So it must have been goldplated, but not quite gold.
I can see that.
I just thought it was kind ofdirty in spots.

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No, it's rubbing off.
So it might have been goldplated at one point, but not pure
gold.
Yeah.
And there's like a rock behindit, like holding it up.
Yeah.
I was trying like looking atthe photos because the way it's positioned,
it's on a piece of wood andthen there's leaves behind it.
But leaves are kind of blurredout because I was like, well, maybe
we could like use the leavesas a size reference.

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It does look like it is pretty large.
Like almost large enough to bethe width of a pocket on a shirt.
Would be like how.
I would just how it, like itlooks to me in terms.
But not in 12 year old boys.
I don't.
Look, we can't, we don't havethe inches.
I can't do the conversion, you know.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Yeah, it looks like it's onlike a crystal.
Oh, they use it for other,that same crystal for other listings.

(29:51):
Oh, don't you worry.
I'm looking, I'm looking attheir other items because their other
items aren't as expensive,like nearly as expensive.
They have a become ultra rich,100% guaranteed and proven elite
level for a mere $499.
Another steal.
Another steal.
All right, well, okay.
I love it.
I'm intrigued.

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I like it.
All right, we have one morethough, right?
Yes, we do.
So the next one, this is ahaunted pirate mug and it's called
the Corsair's Curse.
And it's from the ChannelIslands, which is where my sister
currently lives, which is kindof how I found this one on ebay.
And it's a mug.

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It certainly is.
It's just a standard mug.
There's nothing special.
But no, it's, it's shaped likea man's head.
It is a man's face.
Now I'm going to see what youthink about the, the handle because
I looked at that handle and Iwas adamant that was like an old
timey gun.
Yeah.
But in the description theysay it's a fish.
Well, that's just.
I'm fairly sure that's got atrigger and a handle.

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There's a trigger on it?
Yeah.
It's either the safety, it'sgot the little latch and it looks
like a revolver.
It's got like the detail oflike the grip.
Like I'm, I'm just likegrabbing in my hand.
Not even the way you hold agun, but it looks like a grip.
Looks like a typical pirategun though, right?
Yeah, yeah, but, but in thedescription, they, they say that

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it is a carved fish.
Okay.
They may think that.
That's like.
Like fins.
Yeah.
Grip, I'm guessing.
Or maybe they've never seen a fish.
Maybe they haven't.
Or a gun.
Well, I don't want to be,like, coming for this person, this
seller, because they've gotlots of positive reviews as well.
They've got 98.5 positivereviews, although they've sold a

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lot of things.
However, I think they mightjust get a little bit confused sometimes.
That's fair, because we all do.
They also just might not wantit to be a gun.
Maybe that's true, but theitem specifics don't match this item
either.
So, as I've just said it, youknow, it's called a haunted pirate
mug.
And I'll go into the detail ofit in a minute of the story, because
that's also a great, great ride.
But then, if the itemspecifics are to be believed, that

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this is a red China, aporcelain doll called Samantha.
Denmark.
I mean, maybe his name is Samantha.
Perhaps.
Yeah.
Apparently not.
Because.
Apparently.
Would you like to know his name?
Because we can.
You know, I do.
You know what?
Oh, my God.
Amazing.

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His name is Captain Eli LeFou.
And I would like that to be aburlesque name or maybe a roller
derby name.
I think you could, like, tweakit to be a roller derby name somehow.
Yeah.
Le fo instead of LeFou.
Yeah.
Yes.
But, yeah, so he's.
It's.
It's a rugged man's face.
He's got a.
He's got a beard.
I think he's wearing, like, ascarf tied around his head.
But obviously the top of thehead is missing because that's where

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you drink out of.
And, yeah, the seller.
What are they called?
They're paranormal and creepy.
That's the seller, straight tothe point.
Yeah.
Their reviews are pretty goodas well.
Except, again, with going to.
Maybe they get confused alittle bit.
At least 3 reviews I read saidthat they had the wrong items sent
to them.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So it was the wrong doll.

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Imagine getting the wrongdoll, though, because you're specifically
picking one that you're like.
Okay, we could vibe together.
And then they send something else.
Then you get one that'slooking for all your fluids.
Yeah, exactly.
You get Mary.
Yeah.
Oops.
Anyway.
Yeah, so they seem likeperhaps they're sometimes getting
things confused.
They're moving fast.
They've got a lot of items todeal with.
Yeah.
They're selling out.

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They're sending out the wrong things.
They're Putting the wrongdescription on there.
But, yeah, they're a busy person.
They can't keep track of thehaunted dolls that they're sending
out because it does seem to behaunted dolls that they're mostly
sending out.
Yeah, they've got quite a few.
And I like that.
The reviews, lots of peopleare sort of specifically naming the
dolls that they receive.
Like, I love Henry.
He communicated immediately.
So people seem pretty happyeven when they get the wrong items.

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Yeah.
But this, again, this isanother one a little bit like the
Titanic.
So there's no evidence to backup this story.
We're not saying it's not true.
But I did immediately go on aGoogle hunt for this captain to try
and find any information.
I could not find anythingabout him at all.
And just some of the things inthe story made me, you know, raise
some extra questions.
But we'll put our disbelief toone side.
Apparently, the mug wasdiscovered in an abandoned cottage

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on Sark in the Channel Islands.
And it's not just a relic of abygone era.
It's believed to be an activehaunted object tethered to the lingering
spirit of a 17th centuryCorsair Captain Eli LeFou, a notorious
smuggler and privateer turnedlegend among Channel island locals.
Ah.
And the mug is shaped in hisown likeness and was made or was

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commissioned by his wife topunish him because he'd been stealing
Druid artifacts from nearby islands.
And the curse that was placedon him was that if he would drink
from a vessel shaped in hisown image, he would die.
And this is that vessel.
I mean.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
So he found this mug, he drankfrom it, they found him dead.
And now, apparently, this mug,which was found in a cabin randomly,

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has been owned by a privatecollector since 1982.
It's been in and out ofprivate haunted collections.
It whispers in a foreigntongue in some languages that aren't
really used very much anymore,like Norman French and Old Breton.
On two separate occasions,people that have owned it have reported
that during a full moon, itwill rotate fully on its base.
Just rotates around.
Interesting.

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That's a little detail I like.
Yeah.
I like the idea that on a.
Full moon, it becomes chipfrom Beauty and the Beast and just,
like, does a little turnabout.
Right.
Isn't LeFou that's.
That's a Beauty and the Beastcharacter as well.
It is.
Yeah.
It's the little guy that'sfriends with Gaston.
Oh, yeah.
Because of what?
Because, of course, Amanda.
I immediately also GoogledCaptain Ellefou and that just makes

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me feel like they watchedBeauty and the Beast right before.
They were like, let's justthink of this up.
Yeah, I don't see anythingwith that name.
No, nothing.
And I tried putting in like,the name and then Guernsey and Sark
and all the different Channel Islands.
Nothing.
I couldn't find anything.
But they specifically name,like paranormal investigators in
the description.
So that kind of suggests thatmaybe it's real.

(35:51):
Though I didn't actuallyGoogle that person, so maybe that's
something to look into.
So James Mallory of theBritish Occult Archives documented
that it had EMF spikes andclass B EVP phenomenon when the mug
was placed in water.
In water only.
Okay.
Yeah.
How do you even come up withthat test?
You're like, oh, the EMF's notgoing off.
Let me dunk this in water andsee if that makes it go off.

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They also specify that youshould not use it as a car.
So you should not drink or eatout of this.
Well, especially if you happento look like Captain Ellie Lafleet.
Like, that might.
It might get you.
Get you.
That's true.
But I think it looks in toogood condition as well to be a 17th
century mug.
Yeah, it's glazed.
Yeah.
It says Channel Islands at thebottom as well.

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Stamped into it.
Yeah.
I feel like it would be chipped.
I feel like it would be a bitmore worn.
Unless it's been very, verywell looked after.
You know, maybe that's part ofthe magic.
Could be, yeah.
I mean, I definitely have mugsthat are like three years old that
are worse conditioned thanCaptain LeFou's face.
Agreed, agreed.
I did like the.
When they said the handle too.
I don't know if you said this,but the formed in the shape of a

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carved fish, believed tosymbolize a siren's pact.
But it's a gun.
It's definitely a gun.
Yeah, it's definitely a gun.
So how do they believe that itsymbolizes a siren's pact?
I've got my head tilted fullyto the side trying to figure out
how they think this thing is a fish.
I just can't see it.
Just cannot see it.
No, no.
And we'll post the pictures ofthese as well so everyone can see

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them.
In what year did ceramicsstart getting glazed?
I thought you were going to Google.
In what year did they stopusing fishes as guns?
Okay.
It was surprisingly wayearlier than I thought.
Interesting.
How to keep it?
It is advised to keep thisvessel on a cleansed surface, ideally

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within a salt circle, if notDisplayed inside a blessed cabinet.
I think one of the mostfascinating things about this is
that normally I feel like whenwe see haunted objects, you see,
like there's some benefit ofowning it.
Right?
It's going to give you wealth.
It's going to give you weirdsex dreams.
It's going to be like a funnylittle friend.
And this, they're like, here'sjust Captain LeFou.

(38:01):
Don't drink from it.
Good luck.
He's going to whisper to youin Old French, and he's going to
do a little dance in thewindow if it's full moon.
Maybe that's what people want.
And if you dunk him in water.
EMF will go off.
Oh, and he smells of brine and gunpowder.
I mean, what house doesn'twant that?
So you're using him as, like,an insulter?
Really?
I mean, I wonder why he smellslike gunpowder.
Because it's clearly a fish.
Yeah, I was gonna say thegunpowder fish.

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Okay.
That classic fish smell of gunpowder.
Delicious.
This is what I'm looking forin a mug.
Always.
Oh, did you.
Did we say the way that theyfound him?
His body or the mug?
I didn't mention how theyfound his body.
His body.
His body.
His body.
Tell us the story of Lefou.
They found him dead in hiscabin with his eyes wide open and

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his lips stained with red wine.
And this very mug was in hislifeless hand.
I think that they're justtrying to give a reason as to why
this man on the mug has suchred lips.
Is that it?
Yeah.
I like that he was able tofall and die, but he made sure that
that mug was safe.
There's not a chip in it.
Yeah, it's that magical glaze, baby.
Was he drinking red wine outof the mug, or did he just have,

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like, you know, naturally rosyred wine lip?
You mean you don't drink yourred wine out of mugs?
Face.
Mugs.
Look, I'm just gonna say it.
Fudgeing like a mug of wine isa moment.
Like, I just find that to be,like, the coziest way to enjoy wine.
I can't drink because wheneverI do, my body feels like all my bones
have broken the next daybecause I just get super fucking
inflamed.
But, like, I did like a winein a mug moment.

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Especially if it's a.
Like, we have a.
There's a place near here thathas spiced wine.
And I'll, like, microwave itso it's, like, hot.
Oh, and then.
So, like, the mug moment makes sense.
Amanda, you don't wantanything hot because everything's
hot where you are.
Exactly.
Imagine a little fall moment.
Like it's like a hundred and something.
Most alcohols are better hot.
Like mulled wine, cider,delicious, anything.
Yeah, yeah.

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But would you drink it out ofa face mug with a.
Is it my face?
Fish handle.
Yeah.
Not your face, because not ifit's my.
A bearded man.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I mean, look at his eyes though.
That.
That would put me off.
I wouldn't want to be lookinginto his face.
Oh, yeah, he's got a hard,hard day.
Yeah, they're bloodshot,they're wonky.

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I don't know where he's looking.
Yeah, no one knows.
He looks like he was drinkingsome wine.
I will also say too, it hasthe vibe of a mug you would get at
a tourist shop in like late80s, early 90s.
That's the.
The way it looks.
Look, I'm not saying itcouldn't be from the 17th century.
Maybe it was just ahead of its time.
But it does look like atourist shop mug.

(40:32):
It looks like a mug as wellthat your grandpa would just have
up on a shelf in the kitchen.
So I did a little Google of17th century mugs.
As one does.
As one does.
Nothing looks similar to thisat all.
But I mean, none of them arefrom the Channel Islands either.
And were they commissioned bythis guy's wife because he'd stole
Druid artifacts?
And maybe that's also whataimed at.

(40:55):
I just also love that detailbecause, like, why was she mad that
he was stealing Druid artifacts?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not saying stealingartifacts is okay.
I'm just more like, why wasshe so offended by that that she
wanted him to die?
Because it doesn't say thatshe's a Druid either.
They specifically say thatshe's Romany.
I mean, she.
She's named as well.
I'm not going to try andpronounce her name because I will

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butcher it, but it lookspretty on paper.
I just need you to know Igoogled Druid artifacts.
Channel Islands.
Okay.
And surprising the.
Really the only things thatare coming up are like books and
one of them is called One moment.
Let me open it so I can getreally weird ads.
Seduction A Novel of Suspense.
The Scent of Past Lives.

(41:37):
Exclusive.
I'd read it.
I mean, same, same.
Perfect.
You know what?
I didn't ask you guys whatwere your related items?
Was there anything cool inthis bag?
Similar.
One of mine was another mugbecause they were like, oh, you want
haunted Mugs.
Bet that's what Ben says now.
He started saying itfacetiously, but not anymore.
And it's a Buckingham palacemug from 1994, haunted by a ghost

(41:59):
named Joyce that likes goldrimmed fine bone china.
Okay, you know what I wasgoing to say too, just looking at
it.
You also like gold rim finebone china.
That, that.
And when you were saying itlooks like a touristy cup, it does
remind me of something thatyou'd buy at, like, the old school,
Treasure island in Vegasbecause it's pirate themed or it

(42:22):
was before.
What is that?
Is it.
Is it like a theme park or.
It'S like a big casino?
All themed casinos in Vegas.
If I thought about it, I could.
Have guessed that it's fine.
Yeah.
But now they.
They've been, like, lesseningthe themes and making it more modern
and silly.
But, yeah, it reminded me of that.
And then as I was scrollingdown, my related item was a Treasure

(42:44):
island cup.
Oh, yeah, I have that too.
I also have a hauntedporcelain doll vessel.
Positive energy Martha.
Martha.
I have Martha.
Do you also have Annabelle?
Not the Annabelle, a different Annabelle.
Haunted doll Annabelle.
Paranormal positive energy Annabelle.
No, but I do have hauntedporcelain doll Norman.

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Paranormal positive.
But Norman is a lady doll witha little, like, scarf on his head
and the legs are spread wide,like, unnecessarily.
Oh, no, I have another pirateface mug, but then also, for some
reason, I don't know why, asilicone baby.
Oh, you just can't have enoughsilicone babies.

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How is that related?
Chloe, what do you have?
I also have a Buckinghampalace mug, but it's not haunted.
Oh, oh, it just says haunted.
No, no, actually, no, it doessay haunted.
Yeah, it's probably Joyce.
Yeah, I can't.
I'm gonna click on it becauseI didn't see a name, but it must
be the same one.
I read it.
It's not haunted.
And I was like, well, I don'twant to know about that.

(43:48):
Doesn't mention that it's called.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
She's 47 years of age when she died.
Yeah.
Joyce.
Yeah.
Oh, she loves afternoon tea.
She does love afternoon tea.
Who doesn't?
Oh, my gosh.
What?
She was in love with herdoctor Parentheses her and her best
friend's secrets.
Oh, Joyce.
Scandalous.

(44:08):
Oh, Joyce is wild.
There's so many specificdetails there.
She always wore a pretty scarfaround her neck along with a coat
for an out and about.
Never without her makeup.
She treasures.
What was it she treasured?
Her gifts.
I also have this.
Hold on.
This Is porcelain doll vesselhaunted, Aubrey, neutral, age 17.

(44:28):
Oh, I don't like that.
It looks like that doll is crawling.
Yeah, it does.
I know that fish is on the move.
Yeah.
Like, she is coming at you.
She is ready.
Yeah.
I don't even wake up to that.
At the end of your bed.
Oh, no.
I also feel like that one inparticular is like an alarm clock.
Like, that's, like, thebenefit of it.

(44:49):
They're like, wake up.
Rise and shine.
Time to seize the day.
And you're like, what was her name?
Amanda.
Porcelain doll, haunted.
Vessel, Aubrey, neutral, age 17.
Age 17.
Can you just stop?
Like, I'm trying.
I just need, like, five more minutes.
And she's like, no, you'regonna be so much happier.
You're actually not gonna getmore rest.
And she goes into, like, thislong explanation of, like, when you

(45:12):
hit snooze and you actually goback to sleep.
You're not getting anypurposeful sleep, and it's just not
even productive.
And you're like, I just like,let me live a lie.
Nobody wants to hear that.
It's too much information forthat time in the morning.
Also, she looks like she overplucked her eyebrows in the 90s.
Oh, she absolutely did.
She.
I don't want to judge, but look.
I don't want to judge, but I also.
We're here on facts.

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They did not grow back.
She.
You know, she did that everyday for five hours a day.
And she says that they justwere like that her entire.
Oh, yeah.
She's not.
She did it before.
It was a trend.
The second photo is her.
When you try to talk to herabout her thin eyebrows, she puts
her little.
She just like, screams out like.
She's just like, I got abonnet on.

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She puts her bottom.
She pulls the lace down low.
She's like, look at this catball flashing.
Just don't look at my eyebrows.
I can totally see her justpulling the bonnet up.
Yeah, Yeah.
I just.
I do like the.
The photography of this one.
Like, that they were like,here's like, with a bonnet, without
a bonnet.
What do you think?

(46:14):
When she's pleased with whatshe sees?
Oh, God.
Let's see her.
Let's see her.
Oh, no.
I. I actually know.
I feel like she's judging youfrom across the room.
She's like, your eyebrows looka little thick, sweetie.
Has she got a shaved head?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it doesn't.
It's like.
It's there.
It's just, like, faint.

(46:35):
She's just short hair, like,because there's some lines.
She's just got her receding ha line.
I feel like it's that meme, though.
You know, that woman whereit's like, do you want this?
And she's like, no.
And then it's like, but couldyou go for this?
And she's like, I could.
That's.
That's what I think.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I could go for an ice creamsandwich right now, you know?
Yeah.
That's what that face is.

(46:56):
Yeah.
Like, I've.
I've had worse offers.
I. I could see that.
I could see that.
You want a close up of theseeyebrows, though.
You know I do.
You know I do.
They're so high.
Why are they so high above her eyes?
She's surprised.
That's when she's surprised atwhat you're doing.
And she's frankly always alittle surprised.
Typically pretty disappointed,you know, because you're not waking

(47:16):
up on time.
Yes, I did.
I should have just sent youguys the link from the beginning,
but this is her porcelain doll vessel.
Haunted.
Aubrey.
Neutral.
I feel like you curated our experience.
I liked it.
Yeah.
You were like, look at thisphoto first.
Really take in these eyebrows.
Oh, God.
There's one where she just hasglowing lights around her.
Yeah.
And there's also like anotherbonnet shot, if you will.

(47:39):
Can I just tell you this verystrange comment about what she doesn't
like?
Oh, hell yeah.
You know.
You know, you can.
She doesn't like dog's feet.
That's so specific.
It says, she doesn't likedog's feet.
She thinks they're gross, butshe likes animals.
There's also no punctuation in that.
It's just a whole run on sentence.
Uh huh huh.
Yeah.
Say the whole sentence.
Yeah, she's from Glasgow.

(48:00):
Wait, wait, wait.
And you can't add any natural pauses.
You have to find the stunting speed.
It's hard.
It's real hard.
That's one of the hardestthings about these.
I'm doing a preparationswallow to prepare myself.
Take a deep breath so you canget through it.
Yeah, she's from Glasgow.
From what she told me, shedoesn't like dog's feet.
She thinks they're gross, butshe likes animals.

(48:21):
She can't remember when shewas born, but she did sadly die young.
Poor girl.
And it's also that, like inthe second paragraph, it starts off.
First thing I'd like tomention is my dolls do deserve attention.
If you change your mind on mydolls, please do send them back then
put that first, huh?

(48:42):
Yeah.
It's not the first thingyou're mentioning.
The first thing you mentionedwas that she was neutral and her
name was Aubrey and she diedfrom a hitchhiker.
I was saying.
I don't.
I don't want to pick updetails here, but why are they.
Why are they putting adescription in, like, text speech
from 2004.
Like, maybe they did.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe she's Aubry.
The seller is Aubrey herself.
Just writing this out.
Yeah.
Aubry's like, I wasn't greatat typing.

(49:05):
Yeah.
But also, can we just circleback that she died from a hitchhiker?
Like.
Yeah, we just glazed over that.
Like.
What do you mean she died froma hitchhiker?
Well, she didn't want to addany more detail.
Apparently she died from a hitchhiker.
She didn't add on too muchafter being asked, but it was interesting
to know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then she found this doll.
Yeah.
You do not have to dunk her inwater for the EMF to go off, though,

(49:27):
just based off these pictures.
That's helpful.
I mean, sometimes there'swater shortages, you know, you want
to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she.
I. I want to say she is on abed here.
Looks like a comforter, doesit not?
It does.
It does.
Yeah.
She is crawling on that bed,and they're just like, put an EMF
reader.
That's so they could see fromfar away when she starts crawling.
I don't want to keep, like,harping on about this, but is she

(49:49):
on a duvet cover?
That's like the.
The 90s whimsy.
Moons and stars.
I believe it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's all very on brand withthe thin eyebrows.
Oh, actually, look at thesecond photo.
It's lips.
No, no, no.
Look at the second photo withthe bonnet.
Oh, that is the front of her lips.
Those are most certainly lips.
Oh, yeah.
And then by her.

(50:09):
That's closed eyes.
I'd say on the left and the right.
Look, I'm just gonna say it.
5, 7, 3, 8, 7.
Yep.
They feel.
Oh, God.
They photograph everything onthis blanket.
They only got four items.
There's a like a clown that ison there.
You know, I'm gonna see that.
Oh, I take a little.
Look at that little.
That.
That guy.

(50:29):
And it's the seller's bar.
7387100 feedback.
And they take a picture of itwith the tools.
But I just need to note, guys,that I found this other one that
was suggested from that one.
We're On a whole journey here.
Right.
So this one, her name, I think is.
What?
What is it?
Oh, Haunted doll Harlow Child.

(50:49):
Active, positive.
But she's got a very largesmile and.
Yeah, right.
Like, it.
It's gummy.
It's a real gummy smile.
But I think that what gets meis that, like, one of the last phrases
where they begin to bold.
It says, this doll isapproximately while in the sitting
position.
Gorgeous doll.
And that makes me feel deeplyunsettled, and I don't know why.

(51:13):
But it also says she has nothad a physical body in a long time,
so touching her keeper is oddto her.
Oh, why are they.
I don't know.
Why is there an upskirt picture?
Like, that's what I was gonna say.
What's that about?
She just.
Well.
Oh, God, there really is.
But, like, I just want topoint out that like.

(51:33):
Like, this person seems likethey were unhappy that they didn't
want to touch them.
They were like, she's notgonna touch you.
Just so you know.
She has shown me images ofseagulls and a beach.
Okay.
She has even sent me dreams of seagulls.
Like.
If you love seagulls, this isthe doll.
She's four years old.
She loves seashells.

(51:55):
She died.
Or seagulls.
She died on a beach.
And she still likes the beach.
I feel like I wouldn't likethe beach anymore, I guess.
I mean, she at least likes seagulls.
They're still her favoritebird, and she talks about them a
lot.
I just love that.
Like, it's like, do you want adoll that doesn't want to touch you,
but, like, their specialinterest is seagulls?
And, like, they are all afucking about them.

(52:15):
But then you look at the face, too.
Yeah.
I mean, the face does say, I'ma doll that loves seagulls if I ever
had to pick one.
There's so much hair.
Yeah, there's so much hair.
It's disproportionately.
It's the size of a boy.
Yeah, it's like.
It is actually almost the same.
Well, also, her arms are alittle long for the size of her body.

(52:36):
They almost reach her feet.
Wait, but it still has the tagon it.
It says, fantasy doll collection.
Well, don't tempt me with agood time.
Let me just go on and Google that.
Like, I don't know what that is.
Doll collection.
Oh, you're gonna get something weird.
I know.
I am.
Surprisingly not so weird.
A demonic bunny on it.
Like, what is that?

(52:57):
It's really just.
I'm actually just seeingnormal dolls, which I find shocking.
But.
Yeah.
Why are her arms so long?
They are.
Yeah.
They're not comparative to her body.
Also, it says that she really likes.
She would really like to go toa home with other spirits dolls,
as she likes to be around others.
So she's not a people person.
She's a spirit person.
I mean.
Okay, okay.
Fair.
Fair for fair.
I mean, same.

(53:18):
No, I don't.
Maybe she's had to leave herother homes because the other spirit
dolls got fed up of her justgoing on about seagulls.
Can you stop, Harlow?
Like, no, but just real quick,let me tell you, like, 16 more seagull
facts.
Who wants to dream aboutseagulls tonight?
Let's fudgeing.
Go.
She's like, have you ever hada seagull noise?
Like, ra.

(53:38):
Like, I also.
I don't want seagull dreams.
No, nobody does.
I just don't want it.
But you know what she wouldhave loved?
She would have loved theLittle Mermaid and what's his face.
I forget his name.
But there's a seagull in that, right?
Yeah.
Also, all of the reviews forthis seller, like.
Like, they are long.
Like, people have written longthings about them.

(53:58):
Scuttle.
Scuttle.
Yeah.
She would have loved Scuttle.
She would have.
Oh, my God.
They are really long reviews, actually.
They're very long reviews.
Would you guys like to see ahaunted clown?
That is definitely high.
Yes, absolutely.
And also, like, sick of your.
If I'm honest.
Oh, yeah, this one's over it.

(54:20):
Like, you thought I waskidding though, right?
And then.
But no, he's definitely high.
He looks like he might vomitat any moment, to be honest.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he is like.
Like, he's too high, he said.
Yeah.
Well, tell us about your clown friend.
Bobby was born the summer of 1965.
One of three children.
He was the oldest.
His mother was a sweet womanwho loved baking.

(54:41):
She liked to bake oat cookies.
Let's see, what else.
She died when he was 10.
Stab was an alcoholic.
This is a lot about this doll.
Bobby has often shown meimages of a man passed out drunk
on a green sofa.
Like, just the imageries of this.
Like, one's gonna give youseagull dreams.
This one's gonna give you,like, images of a drunk guy sleeping

(55:02):
on a green sofa.
This is a downer.
Yeah.
Oh.
His father disappeared when hewas 14.
He worked in a manual labor job.
He got hit by a car on his wayhome from Work.
Oh, he took care of his sisters.
He left school and began working.
Bobby lived in a very ruralarea and began working for a local
farmer.
He told me that the job wasmanual labor, which was hard but

(55:22):
very rewarding, as he told methat it paid better than other jobs
would have.
Then.
Yeah, he died at 17.
Got hit by a car on the wayhome from work.
Bobby does not like to talkabout the effects his death had on
his sisters.
It upsets him.
Who asks?
I will say that of, like, allof the haunted item sellers that
I've seen on ebay.
I don't know why, but I getthe most legit feeling from this

(55:44):
particular seller.
Maybe it's the specificity,because I'm like, who?
Why would you make that up?
Who wants a seagull dream?
You know, I don't know why.
If I was gonna believe one, itmight be this one.
And this is Spirited Vessels 101.
99.7% positive feedback, and it's.
They've sold 1.8 thousand items.
They do seem to care abouteach of them as well.
Like, they take the time totalk about them very individually

(56:07):
and, yeah, I feel like theyactually really do care about the
spirit names here.
There's one more from theseller, but just the face.
They do have too many clowndolls, though.
I'm gonna put that on.
Doll Kira.
Child act.
Is it the one that has itsmouth open?
Yeah.
You like how I knew.
I knew you well enough toknow, Amanda, that it was gonna be
the one with his mouth openthat has kind of.

(56:28):
Oh, no, no, that's not the oneI was talking about.
Oh, no.
Let me find the one that I wastalking about.
We'll look at that one after Kira.
Because now that I've said it, Kira.
Went to a stylist that cut herbangs at two different lengths on
top of each other.
That's exact king.
She's like.
And I was like, oh, there's two.
Lots of hair there.
The back's really pretty.

(56:48):
Her hair looks good there.
But the bangs.
Yeah.
Or she tried to do it herselfin the mirror.
Yeah, she definitely did.
She's like, I'm gonna do bangs.
And then she's like, oh, no.
Her arms are also too long ornot long enough.
I can't tell.
She's sort of hunched up as well.
She's stressed out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, let's.
Let's learn about Kira.
Let's see.
Kira was born in the earlypart of December in the year of 1789.

(57:12):
Kira told me that her Mothertold her of the night she was born
often.
Kira was the youngest in herfamily, and during her birth, the
rest of her family, except forher father, had left the house so
that her mother could givebirth in a quiet environment.
What, like a cat idea?
Yeah.
She's like, I just need tocrawl into the bed real quick.
Kira's mother often told herof the peace of that night.

(57:33):
And it was wonderful.
Kira's home was usually very busy.
Lots of comings and goings.
She had lots of animals as well.
And Kira would laugh when thechickens would come indoors.
Okay.
Her mother would quickly shoothem out.
These fucking dolls.
Like birds.
Yeah.
Kira died in a freak accidentwhere she accidentally suffocated.
Kira was only seven years oldwhen she died.

(57:54):
She was found by her older brother.
That's sad.
Kira has shown me images ofsnow and told me that she died in
the winter months.
The images Kira showed me werevery vivid, and I feel like it happened
right in front of my eyes.
It says that she quite oftenshows her images of how her eyes
looked when she was alive as well.
That's a little bit unsettling.
That's a hard note from me.
Like, you try to fall asleepand then there's just like some bright

(58:17):
blue eyes.
Like, hi, it's Kira.
Here's my eyes.
This is what they look like.
I like when chickens come inside.
One's keeping you awake.
What a.
What a fact, though.
You're like, what makes you laugh.
And you're like, oh, jokes orfunny movies.
I like when chickens come tothe side.
Wink.
Wait.
We need to get her togetherwith the seagull doll.
And they could just talk about birds.
Oh, my God.
They love each other.

(58:37):
Well, they live in the same house.
They're about to separate them.
Yep.
Oh, or seagull girl doesn'tlike chicken girl because she's like,
no, seagulls.
And she's like, when chickenscome indoors, it's so funny.
She's like, well, seagullsdon't stop talking into conversation.
She would have loved that.
Tick tock.
Did you ever get that guy onyour feed?
It was forever ago.
I haven't seen it in a long time.
Where he'd feed the seagulloutside his window yesterday.

(59:01):
I hadn't seen it for about ayear, and then it popped on my feed
yesterday.
Got really fat.
Oh.
And then it had babies.
And the babies come.
Yeah.
I can't remember.
It's been a long time.
But they would be friends.
Yeah.
I think the guy Was sayingthat he'd been going around and feeding
at everybody's house, likethat six dinner Sick.
Oh, he made friends.
Yeah.
Okay, I want a seagull.
I want water near me.

(59:22):
You're like, what is.
What is cold water?
What's that like?
All right.
You said you had one, Lindsay.
Another one, man, did I.
Okay, give me a second.
I have so many tabs open.
I don't think their story isas in depth, But I was like, oh,
is it the one with the open mouth?
And you were like, yes.
And I was like, no, not thisopen mouse, because this one.
Their mouth is kind of opened.

(59:43):
Like a scream mask, if you will.
Oh, no, I did not see thatone, because I would have sent you
that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna send her along now.
Sounds alarming.
This is Reina.
I just saw it.
I just heard is, in fact, open.
And she has also bangs thatmay have been cut by a child and
a top knot.

(01:00:04):
I do not like this doll.
Yeah, I know.
It has a little chair, though.
And it's barefoot.
It's got the blue eyes.
Also, its arms are too long.
Again, I need you guys to put.
You know how it turns into amagnifying glass when you go over
the.
Hover over the photos?
Yep.
Go to the one of her in thechair, but then start scrolling up
as it goes closer to her face.
I don't wanna.
Oh, I don't like it.

(01:00:26):
She has more eyebrows.
Why are her eyelashes so long?
Why are her eyelashes red?
I don't know what that mouthis either.
It's like she's mother.
I desire food.
She's waiting to be fed.
But yeah.
And this is haunted doll.
Rena Toddler Active positiveFrom Spirit Vessels 101.
The same person we weretalking about.
Also, its hands are, like,relatively, like.

(01:00:47):
It has, like, nubby littlefingers with no detail.
But when you get to the feet,there's, like, very pronounced toenails.
And toenails.
Yeah.
Like, there's, like.
There's a little too muchdetail in the feet.
One might say the bottoms ofher feet.
She doesn't come with thechair, though.
Fair.
Oh, I wanted the chair, actually.
So I'm out.
She has some glue on one eye, guys.
She was trampled by a horsewhile in care of another family member.

(01:01:10):
Oh, that's sad.
Yeah.
All of these have had suchtragic deaths.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yellow is her favorite color.
Do you think they get tochoose the vessel that they go into?
Like, do they get to choosethe doll that they Go into.
I would hope so.
But then who would choose this doll?
Unless it was the only doll available?
Or who would choose the cl.
Like, he's about to, you know,whitey vomit.

(01:01:32):
I mean, if I was going tochoose a.
A haunted object, I think Iwould do a funny one.
So I think I would do thestone looking clown.
You know, like, that's fair.
I'd be more likely to do thatthan this.
Like, the screaming doll.
Here's the thing.
For this one, it says,unfortunately, Raina died in the
year of 1853 at age 3 from an accident.
Right.

(01:01:52):
So I'm looking up dolls from 1853.
They do not look like this doll.
Wow.
I'm so shocked.
Well, but, like, hold on, wait.
Just because she died thendoesn't mean the doll is from then,
right?
Like, she could have.
I guess she could have hopped.
She could have doll hoppedvarious objects in what we do in
the shadows.
She hopped from different items.
That is true.
That is true.
I've just seen that thiscellar is based in Bristol in the

(01:02:13):
United Kingdom as well.
And that is where I lived for15 years.
So I was in the same city asall of these dolls at some point.
Possibly.
I mean, honestly, we're allprobably in the same city as a haunted
dollar right now.
Yeah.
This one is something.
I cannot wait to post apicture of it.
Yeah.
How about you describe it alittle for those that are listening

(01:02:36):
and not able to look at ourart yet?
Which one?
Raina.
Yeah, yeah.
Give a real intense description.
I would say the Raina looks alittle bit like a beauty pageant
child, you know, with all thebig blonde, bouffant hair.
The hair, yeah.
Except the bangs.
I feel like that wouldn't gowell at the pageant.
I'm not unconvinced that shehasn't got two sets of bangs like

(01:02:57):
that previous doll, and she'sjust got one of them folded up into
that ribbon.
There could be double bangsgoing on there again.
Okay.
Also, where are the teeth again?
Would it be worse if she had teeth?
Because her mouth is.
I think it would.
It's, like, gaping open, butsort of leering to the side.
And it's like Sid Vicious kindof sneer.
Ooh, yeah, yeah.
Sid Vicious.
I haven't heard about him in a while.

(01:03:18):
Yeah, that.
I mean, she was right, though.
The scene kind of Scream, but,like, the artwork of Scream.
Yes.
And her eyes are so blue, andshe's got, like, freckles right up
in her eyeballs as well.
She does.
And the longest eyelashes.
But look at her eyebrows werethe beginning of microblading, but

(01:03:38):
then they just stopped.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even realize either.
I've just zoomed right in onher face.
It's like my whole screen nowthat they.
She's actually got those fakeeyelashes as well that they have
on the doll.
Yep.
Like, they're not drawn on.
Those are actual eyelashes.
Probably real.
Oh, I hope so.
I actually hope so.
Real human eyelashes.
She looks like she should dothe thing where you tip the doll

(01:04:00):
up and their eyes shut, but Idon't think she does.
She just has.
No, I don't think she isalways staring.
Oh, no, These are open wide.
Yeah.
Permanently.
She never sleeps.
Never ever sleeps.
You know, I wonder if her hairis factory standard because it looks
like it's just sitting atopher head.
She said it was pageant hair.
Yeah.
She looks like a little child.

(01:04:20):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, so many great dolls today.
Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
We've talked about the Avril conspiracy.
Okay.
I was gonna bring it up, but.
I'm like, okay, we are goingover on time.
But yes.
One more, one more.
Do you have time for one more, Chloe?
I do.
Adventure.
Okay, gorgeous, let's take alook at Avril.

(01:04:42):
Haunted doll.
Avril.
Girl needs a friend.
Suffer from anxiety, activeparanormal, or from vintage wicked
witchery?
Is this where Avril went?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
We haven't read thedescription yet.
This is the real Avril.
Chloe, would you like to givea description now?
They seem super into the hair,so I think.
Oh, God.
We.
We are.
We are fucking in depth withthis doll.
I actually don't think I'veever seen as many pictures as one.

(01:05:03):
Oh, God.
Oh, the last two photos,though, those are the ones I need
you to scroll to.
Is she wearing a onesie?
Is that like a. Oh, did you.
See the last two?
Oh, when you go back and forth.
Yeah.
Humming your mouse over it.
Oh, no.
What's.
Why have they disrobed her?
Oh, she talks.
She talks.
She's.

(01:05:24):
She's got, like a talk box orsomething inside because they've
unzipped her to show herinsides and it's just.
They really have.
Yeah.
I do.
You know what?
Like, quite often I used to beterrified of china dolls when I was
little because I read a storyabout a haunted china doll and then
my nan bought me one and itwas in my bedroom room.
It's a whole thing.
And I quite often look atthese dolls and I think I Actually
really like her.
As soon as I opened thepicture, I was like, oh, that's nice.

(01:05:45):
She's got anxiety.
I've got anxiety.
She's cute.
Yeah, yeah.
She's Avril Lavigne.
Yeah.
She was a skater.
A real afro.
She said, see you later, boy.
Is.
It's like a knitted.
Like a knitted navy blue pantsuit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it is two.
It is two pieces.
Well, it is like a hoodie, too.
Like on the edge.
Yeah, it's got a little hood.
It looks cozy.

(01:06:06):
Like, I'd wear it.
She looks like she'sstraightened the fuck out of her
hair.
Like she's not been puttingany heat.
Spray on that hair.
Absolutely.
Oh, it is.
It's overalls.
Oh, and then something on top.
Yeah.
And the reason, you know, isbecause they give you a photo in
each stage of undress.
Oh, my God.
My favorite is this photo.
Hold on.
Is it like photo 25?
Because there's so many.

(01:06:27):
Why are there so many specificpictures of, like, the top of her
head as well?
That's also, like, everycandid photo of me looks like that
with one eye open, one eye shut.
Not every.
Not every.
Oh, no, not every.
Sometimes I just look like thepenguins younger sister, Chloe.
Did you say.
Why are there so many photosof their hair, like, closed up?
Is that what you said at the.
Top of the head?
Yeah, like, really zoomed in.
Like it looks like an actualperson's hair.

(01:06:49):
Yeah, that's what I wasconfused about.
And there's one.
I'll show you.
I'm going to send you what myfavorite photo is, because this one
just makes it look a littletoo sentient to me.
Oh, that's the one I'm lookingat as well.
Like she's been put in anaughty corner or something.
Yeah.
She also kind of looks likeshe's levitating in that picture.
Like, if you don't look atthat, that's the floor, that's the

(01:07:10):
wall behind her, and she'sjust floating, just going up the
wall.
I do.
Like, she's quiet andrespectful, shy, and she's hoping
to find a friend.
I love her.
I actually love her.
I love her little.
Her little dungarees.
I love her little knitted hood.
I want to brush her bed headout of the back for her.
Yeah.
Oh, she wished she'd beenbraver and stronger and she'd wish

(01:07:31):
she'd had at least one friendto confide in.
Oh, I'm so sad.
I want to do her hair too,like we did with Patty's hair.
Yeah.
Poor thing.
She does kind of have Pattylook about her.
She'd be friends with Patty.
Oh, my gosh.
We need to get this doll for Patty.
She does have good lashes.
She does.
She.
She does.
I wonder what she said before,you know, like, with that box or

(01:07:52):
did she cry?
Apparently it's never worked.
It says it's.
It says she's never.
According to Avril, it's never worked.
Has foam stuffing and aplastic insert for a battery, which,
according to Avril, has never worked.
So who knows what it was meantto do.
And her eyes do open andclose, by the way, when you lay her
down.
Oh, that's nice.
She can be at rest.
She's not just gonna bestaring at you at all times.

(01:08:12):
So I feel like oftentimes youdon't always hear about a connection
between the vessel and thebackstory, but this, they're like.
This was her only friend, the doll.
Yeah, Avril's only friend washer doll.
And she had an old push chairthat she pushed the doll around in
and she wrapped her in her ownbaby blanket.
This one's just sad.
Yeah.
I did a Google image searchbecause I' find what kind of doll

(01:08:35):
this is, and I just.
I can't seem to find the right one.
Those clothes look handmade as well.
They look like they do.
Hand knitted by somebody.
They look lovingly made, onemight say.
Oh, no.
Why is she side eyeing me like that?
Why is she so naked?

(01:08:56):
We're talking about Marjorie,who died November 4th of 1950.
But like, that's.
Now you see why I had to click it.
Was I gonna not click it?
She's got nothing but her shoes.
I love her shoes.
She's giving me troll vibes,you know, remember the 90s?
Yeah.
It's because her little belly.
Yeah, I don't like that sassylittle face looking at me.
Oh, my gosh.

(01:09:16):
The doll was found fullyclothed when it arrived at Cemetery
House wearing a dress,cardigan and undies.
Undies.
Yeah, that's what I went.
The clothes were removedseveral times and found lying on
the floor.
Then they vanished.
Marjorie, Like, I'm dead andI'm naked.
Don't confront.

(01:09:36):
Mary would love her.
Oh, my God.
Mary would love her.
And.
And the name of this one isHaunted Doll.
Adult female.
Marjorie died the 4th ofNovember, 1950.
Cemetery Lodge doll, neutral.
And that is from vintageWicked witchery, who is 100% positive
in the.
Looks like 131 sales.
Did you.
I think you might have readthe part that I just read, which

(01:09:58):
was so okay.
A troubled soul in both lifeand spirit.
Poorly educated and would havebeen considered backward during her
lifetime.
What that means.
Had a baby out of wedlock,which she was forced to send for
adoption, and she mentallynever recovered from this.
I believe she may have takenher own life, but she refuses to
confirm this.
Now, here's where, like,there's a little bit of a gasp here.
What she has confirmed is thatshe took the clothes from the doll

(01:10:21):
to stop other spirits fromplaying with it.
Because, quote, Marjorie, my baby.
All caps.
What I do not understand.
Like, I simply can.

(01:10:44):
Like, all of the photos ofMarjorie are a reaction photo.
Like, every single one of them.
Like, which Marjorie are you today?
Yeah.
No.
Well, and here's how theydescribe her, too.
Marjorie's conduit vessel is asmall, blonde haired, vintage plastic
doll.
Blonde.
Had to make sure.
Says blonde again.
With.

(01:11:04):
With dark eyes, messy hair,grubby, obviously.
Well played with all right.
Limbs.
Look poseable, but feel stiffin quotes, by the way.
Stiffness in quotes, that's important.
So I haven't attempted to posethe doll.
Not wishing to damage the vessel.
Care required.
Please examine all photographs carefully.
Oh, we have.

(01:11:24):
They can be enlarged.
They can be enlarged beforepurchase as.
They form the description.
What?
Okay.
Also, why do they say shelooks grubby?
Like, no, nothing about herwould I say, like, looks that way.
That's.
Look at the first photo.
Look at the first photo andzoom in on her cheek.
I thought that was just areflection of her eye.

(01:11:45):
Well, not when you zoom in.
No.
Wait, is she peeling?
She's peeling.
She got a sunburn.
Okay.
But I still wouldn't say that she's.
I wouldn't say.
Also, she's got a little butt crack.
She does.
She is a cheeky little minx iswhat she is.
She is so.
She is.
I feel like you should putthat picture you just sent in the
discord with no other.

(01:12:07):
Yeah.
Information because it's gonnabe a couple weeks till this comes
out.
Oh, my gosh.
Amazing.
Perfect.
Oh, she's wonderful.
Her little pot belly.
Yeah, I know.
Her little tummy.
I just find it, like, adorable.
There is 1, 2, 3.
There's three booty shots, andI just feel like that might be too

(01:12:27):
many.
And when they measure her,she's face down, and I just don't
think that's necessary.
I don't think we had to.
Had to do it like that.
You know, I think it's whatshe wanted.
Honestly.
You're probably right.
I'd also point out that.
One of the things that Ialways look at, but I don't often
mention is whether the doll'sshoes, like, they've been like, walked,
walking, and there's.

(01:12:48):
They look like used walkingaround shoes.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Like, it looks like if I wasgoing to say something was grubby,
it's her shoes and it's fromuse because she's skittering about.
Oh, yeah.
She walks around the housediscarding her.
Clothes because my baby.
I don't understand that reasoning.
She doesn't want clothes.
She doesn't believe in them.
She just goes around thehouse, just leaving them.

(01:13:09):
Just tiny little cardiganbelly and butt crack out.
I mean, the volume in herhair, though.
I wish.
I mean, amazing.
If only I could get that kindof volume.
I think there's a bug in herhair, which.
One moment.
That's why she's grabbingchest butts.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, it's in the butt photo.

(01:13:30):
One of the things in buttphoto one.
Oh, she got, like, bedbugs or something.
I don't know.
No doll lice.
No, Marjorie.
No doll lice.
They did say she was a bitgrubby, even though lice like clean
hair.
Also, the picture that yousent looks like Marjorie took it
herself, by the way.

(01:13:51):
It's a little blurry.
Perfect.
Well, I'm glad that Marjorie'sa thing.
Yeah, I love Marjorie.
Yeah, she's a whole vibe.
I was hoping to be like, aMary situation where I can find it,
but.
Yeah, Google said no.
But for £20 and 47 pence, I'mtempted to buy my day.
I don't stole them in myhouse, though, because she'll be
running all over the placehiding undies and stuff, so.

(01:14:12):
Yeah.
And like, naked all the time.
I simply just don't wantanyone screaming my baby at me.
Like, I think I wouldn't enjoythat, but, I mean, what a moment.
What a moment.
Marjorie was.
Is.
We went on an adventure today.
Boy, didn't we?
I think I have about 50 tabsof just haunted dolls.
Oh, same.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's.
That's part of what this is.
Again, thank you for joiningus for doll chat.

(01:14:34):
Well, yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
I know that it's late there,but this was so much fun.
Months.
I had a great time.
It's.
It's almost midnight.
I could do this for, like, 17more hours.
I mean, honestly, these episodes.
Amanda and I are eventuallylike, okay, we need to stop because
it's going to be like a 19hour episode because once you start,
it's just such a fun journey.
What a little fun little thingto do.

(01:14:54):
Every once in a while it'stake a a peruse at what interesting
things people are selling andhow creative everyone is.
If we hadn't gone down thisrabbit hole, we wouldn't have got
our way to Marbury and thewith my baby.
So yeah, it needed to go theway it had to go.
Yeah, Like I feel like she waswhere we were always headed.
Yeah, we always had to get to Marjorie.
It was about the dolls we metalong the way to Marjorie.

(01:15:17):
We were always to Marjorie.
Yep.
Everyone's important, but shewas the destination, you know, she
was, she was.
I cannot wait to post these pictures.
It's gonna be so good.
Also, like what I love is thatAvril, we can put the two pictures
so that she's blinking.
What a fun little time.
Oh yeah, we will for sure.
Z.
We'll have to save those immediately.

(01:15:39):
All right, well, that was oursecond Patreon doll chat.
It was so much fun.
Thank you again, Chloe forstaying up late with us.
Thank you.
I've had a great time.
It's the best.
And with that, have a great weekend.
Thanks for creeping with us.
Thanks for listening and asalways, a special thank you to our
patrons who support us via Patreon.

(01:16:00):
Please see the link in ourshow notes to learn more about how
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Ooh.
Also in our show notes you canfind the link to our website, more
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(01:16:23):
share the show with yourfellow creeps and or ghosts.
I beg of you.
I cannot wait to see what wehave today.
Yes, very excited, very excited.
I'm literally kicking my feet,swinging them around on my chair
like a child.
Actually.
I like it.

(01:16:43):
I like it.
I often find that I have thatI'm able to like kick my feet because
I'm short and all chairs are high.
Of course.
That's the best part aboutbeing short.
That's it.
I hate touching the floor.
My feet never touch the floorand then when they do, it feels weird.
I'm like, oh, is this whatbeing tall feel like?
Is this what feeling normalfeels like?
Normal sized.

(01:17:03):
I also like, I tend to whenI'm in a chair, I always make it
go as low as possible.
Oh, I always want high becauseI don't want to touch the ground.
I don't know.
Yeah, I like not touching the ground.
I like feeling like I'm asmall person that can swing my feet,
not a big giant ogre.
I'm sitting crisscross right now.
Oh, I'm also crisscross.
Yeah, perfect.
Well, already tangent number.

(01:17:24):
Who knows?
Because there will be morebefore this.
But yeah, it's doll chat.
We're doing.
We're.
We're wild.
We're crazy.
Yep.
You have a chance to jump toyour best.
I can't speak shockier.
You never know when you'regoing to need a little memento morif
phallus.
You know, maybe I have ahaunted microphone.
That was.
She's like, have you everheard a seagull noise?
Like, rachery wasn't made.

(01:17:46):
She was forged.
It was like, oh, you want dollass Got heard.
I didn't even put the.
It said, you want doll ass heard?
It says, I know what you'vebeen looking at.
My.
My ebay is going to get real weird.
You know how many weirdcoupons I'm going to get?
My baby, my baby.

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