Doll Chat: Succubus MOST HAUNTED Bleeding Eyes Kitty-Cat Lamb Boy in the Doorway Pug Positive NICE but MOST EVIL 5pc

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Hi, welcome to True Creeps,where the stories are true and the
creeps are real.
We'll cover stories fromgrotesque gore to.
The possibly plausibleparanormal to horrifying history
to tense and terrible truecrime and.
Everything else that goes bumpin the night. We're your hosts, Amanda.
And I'm Lindsay, and we wantyou to join us while we creep.
We cover mature topics.Listener discretion is advised. Hello,

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everyone. Today we are goingto talk about some haunted items.
But we have a twist. It's notgoing to be us talking about the
items. We have a couplevolunteer patrons that took the time
to look for the best haunteditems on the Internet this week.
Yeah.
And they shared those itemswith us.

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They did a great job.
They're both amazing. Andagain, thank you for your time this
week.
Yes.
But let's get into it. Ourfirst guest is our very own jam cat,
Mary. Hi, Mary.
Hi. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for joining us.
We're so excited you're here.
Yeah, we're so excited. Ican't wait to talk about your spooky
things.
Yes.

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But first we have somequestions for you. These are insanely
important questions.
These are the. Honestly, theonly questions you should be asking
people when you first meet them.
Okay.
Honestly, I think that youshould use this wording verbatim.
Okay.
And. And people that dointerviews. Great interview questions.
Yeah, Everything questions.
I'm scared now.

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Great interview questions.Great first date questions. Great
last date questions, maybe.Depending on how they answer. Okay,
okay. We're gonna get intothem. So the first one is, you are
given an oatmeal raisincookie. What do you do?
I either give it back or Ithrow it away.
Yes, that is the right answer.
Okay. Okay.
Heard.

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Heard.
At least. You're like, I giveit away. I give it back. There's
no. It's not happening.
No.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Good fucking day. Here's yourget. Okay. Okay. So, Amanda, you
can't interrupt me when Istart reading it. If a creature designed
for the depths of the sea hadbrittle bones that could not withstand

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the pressure of the depths ofthe ocean, would you consider them
to be a lemon of the sea?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Does it not make sense becauseyou're like, how could it be designed
to live at the bottom of theocean if it can't live for the bottom
of the ocean?
Yes.

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So I'm going to take that asyes. You do think that it wouldn't
be fit for survival at thebottom of the sea if it wasn't able
to live in the bottom of the sea.
But I feel like you'd be prothat thing trying to live, right?
Of course I would be pro. I'm.You know, I would want it to live,
but I don't know how it could.
So would you say that youcould be both pro this creature and

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still think that maybe it's alemon of the sea? Oh, I see. Like,
lemon. Like, when they thinkof, like, a lemon of a car when it
doesn't.
Work, I feel sorry for thispork creature. So I think if you
call it a lemon, then you'renot being very nice.
Okay, then. Okay. I love it. Okay.

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Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's ourprovasalosaurus. Okay. Now, are you
a person who would prefer thestove light to never be on, or do
you sometimes turn it on? Oh,when I'm cooking or anytime.
Do you like it on, or are youjust like, I don't want this on.
I'll use any other light inthe world.
I never turn it on.
Straight. Straight, Amanda.Just straight through. I love this.

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I love this.
Are you gonna cut me right now?
You're like, okay, that's it.Goodbye. No, no. There's. There's
no right or wrong answers, butthere it is. It is. We'll tell you
why we're asking at the end.You'll also, like, you might be picking
it up already. You're also thefirst person who's getting these
questions, so after this,everyone will know what these are

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for. So I'm so sorry. You'reour guinea pig in terms of, like,
figuring this out, but alsofor what's happening right now. And
we love you for being a greatsport. Okay, so say you're a person
who believes that there'smultiple timelines.
Right? Okay.
And there is a timeline wherethere is a version of yourself that
is just, like, living her bestlife, whatever that looks like for

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you. If you could trade spotswith that timeline person and they
have to come where you are andyou have to go where they are, would
you do so?
That's a good question.
Thank you. We think so. Wethought long and hard about these.
So I don't think I would. AndI don't know if you want to know

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why, but I do.
Of course. Yeah.
Well, I mean, the way thingsare in my life, you know, everybody's
had hard times, and hopefullypeople have also had good times,
but I think I'm in a goodspot. And I would hate to go to a
different timeline and thendie in a plane crash or not have

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the same Brothers and sisters or.
Yeah.
You know, just because thereare things that might be better in
another life. I mean, when Iwas a kid, I wanted to be, you know,
only have one sibling, and mymom had eight kids, so I would never
have known that that would besomething I want. Right.
Yeah.
Because I would never have hadit, so I don't think I would want

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to switch.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, that's a great answer.
It's very thought out.
Also, are you the youngest, amiddle oldest in terms of your siblings?
Oldest, yeah.
Because she said she wanted tobe the only or one.
Oh, yes. Yeah. My brain didn'teven oldest. I was like, well, you
could want to be an only childand still have older siblings is
what I thought. Like, I waslike, that's where my brain went.

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That's not telling it allabout me, is it? My mom's the oldest
of five and I feel like it's alot of pressure. When you're the
oldest, do you feel like it'slike, I'm the baby? Amanda's the
oldest of her siblings, too.
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Mychildhood was totally different than
my baby sister, who's theyoungest. I mean, I described how

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my mom was when I was growingup, and it's nothing like the mom
she had.
We were the trials, andthere's even.
Been times where she's like,was mom really like that? Yes.
Well, it's also like, if youthink about doing something the first
time versus doing somethingthe eighth time, chances are you
figured some things out. Like,you could be great the first time,

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but you're still going to keeplearning how to do things, you know,
and, like, the world willchange with you. So that's fascinating,
though. Okay, our next one.When you listen to music, are you
listening to it on, like, aspeaker or are you putting headphones
on?
Current day? I would say headphones.
Okay.
Is that your preference, though?
Oh, yeah. Like your ideallistening experience.
So I really like listening tomusic loud. So when I'm in my car,

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I obviously prefer to have themusic turned up really loud. I live
in a condo, so that wouldn'tbe really good to do.
But if you could, and itwouldn't affect anyone else, you're
on vacation in the woods in aplace, and you'd want to be in the
woods you've chosen. Thereyou're happy in the woods and you
could turn it up as loud asyou want, or you could put headphones

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on. It's up to you.
I would probably turn it up asloud as I could.
Okay. I love it. Okay. Do youeat Reese's cups? Is for. Is the
first question. Because thisdoesn't apply if you don't eat Reese's
Cups.
I don't like them.
Okay. Have you ever liked them?
No.
Okay, well, the question wasmiddle or edges, but it's moot otherwise.
I mean, and honestly, itwouldn't have mattered how you answered,

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because what we've done iswe've sorted you as a Lindsay or
Amanda. We were just curiousas to where people fell. And you
are a pretty, like, throughand through Amanda. Like, all of
them, with the exception ofthe timeline one. Amanda's like that
version of myself. I do notcare. Like, she's like, no, I'm jumping
to that best timeline. And I'mlike, okay.
Like, I've been here longenough. Like, it's time.

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Amanda's like, I've done mytime. It's your time. You're up.
That's it. Okay.
We figured we were startingour own armies, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Well, but anAmanda through and through. But I
still love you. It's okay.Okay. Even if. Even if you're an
Amanda. Because everybodyknows I hate Amanda.

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The cookie question was myfavorite. Yeah.
You were like, no, I'm noteating that. Like, just like, I asked
my husband this, and he waslike, why? And I'm like, come on,
man. And he's like, well, butwhy would I do that? And then he
did the same thing with thelemon of the sea question. He was
like, but how can it existdown there if it can't exist down
there? And I was like, that'sthe point.

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It did. And it tried its best.
Tried its best. Okay. Okay. SoMary has scoured the Internet and
found some haunted items thatshe's going to share with us today.
And so we're going to let youtake it away, Mary. We might jump
in with questions and. Orcommentary as we do. Right, right.

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And then afterwards, she haskind of a spooky thing going on too,
that I can't wait to askquestions about.
Yeah.
So which item do you want toshow us first so we can pull it up
with you?
Okay. So I have two, and theyare both related to animals. I thought
I would talk about Charlie first.
Love it.
So Charlie is a dog and he's astuffed toy. He looks to be maybe

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4 or 5 inches tall. He's tanwith brown ears, brown muzzle. He
once lived on ebay, I believe.
He'S no longer posted thereOften is the case. He looks like
A little pug. Like a stuffedanimal of a pug.
Pug. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But skinnier, though.
Very cute.
Yeah, very cute.
The description is haunteddoll, active, spirit positive. Nice.

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Good luck charm, healing angel dog.
I love that we're getting onepiece. I love, yeah.
The names of these always.
I sell stuff on Etsy, so Iunderstand, like, you have to put
all the keywords in the title,but it does make it a little bit,
like, ridiculous once you getdown to. You're like, okay, this
is a lot. This is a lot in there.
Yeah, yeah. Succubus one isall I think of.

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So this cute little puppy wasfor sale for 44.99. A steal as far
as a description. So his nameis Charlie. And Charlie was found
in a little boy's room in anabandoned house. His mother just
took him, I'm assuming the boyand left one day. No one knows what

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happened. Her passport andimportant documents were still in
the house, lying around withthe keys to her car. The spirit used
to protect and guide the youngboy. He is extremely kind, sweet,
and willing to do the same forhis new master. People had said that
his energy is of an angel. Youmay see your light flicker.

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Uh oh. Oh, I think we. I thinkwe figured out the ending now.
Did you purchase Charlie?
Yeah. Do you have Charlie inyour house? This is a little bit
of a spoiler for the end, sosorry. Like, I turned and I went,

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hmm, okay. Sorry about that.
That's okay. You may see yourlights flicker, white orbs and even
happy puppies running aroundin your dreams.
Love that.
I know. He also talks to you alot of the time in your sleep because
he's shy. Talk to him duringthe day and sit with him by a window

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or near running water for himto open up. He loves small baked
goods and probably notcookies, though. Oatmeal cookies.
Probably not. Definitely notthe oatmeal raisin ones. Dogs can
have rais, so I hope he's not.
Yeah, no.
He loves the smell of bakedgoods and seasoned chicken. So if
you love to cook, this willhelp him feel more comfortable. If

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you get him to trust you, hewill provide good luck and abundance.
He wants nothing more than tomake you happy, so he will guide
you and protect you from evilas well. He really is from the heavens
above and will light a way foryou. He's great with other spirits,
pets, and children.
What a nice guy. Well, I mean,clearly there's something going on.

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That tiny little pug dude.
Yeah. So this vessel isuncleansed. Light a white candle,
burn incense, and give a smallpresent to welcome him into your
home. Then there's a bunch of disclaimers.
I expect that when I walk intoa home.
Love it. Oh, yeah, they alwayshave to have the disclaimers because
they can't be like, this isfor sure he's haunted. Because then

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someone could be like, this isdefective because it's not haunting
me correctly. Especially withlike, this one isn't as spicy as
some of the ones that we seethat, that promise some things. But
I mean, who doesn't want todream of puppies? What a treat, right?
I know. Okay. I've neverwanted a haunted item and I still
don't. But if I was, it mightbe one that made me dream of puppies.

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Yes.
Right. This one seems great.
I love him. It's also fromMystical Smirk and we've definitely
seen things from them. Theyhave a wide selection of items, I
feel like.
And 99% positive feedback.
Yeah.
Yeah. Out of 717 items.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
That's a lot.

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Yeah, that is pretty good.
I love him.
So this pug, I mean, if it'snot there anymore, someone now has
this pug to dream of puppies.
So, yeah. Charlie.
Charlie. He's cute. He is oneof the cuter ones we've talked about.
He is one of the cuter ones.But it's also like they just casually
moved into this like, perhapstrue crime case. They're just like,
by the way, the mother wentmissing. Her passport and keys were

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left. No worries. You're goingto dream of puppies though, if you
have this dog. And I'm like,I'm going to need you to back the
fuck up, please, because,like, I have some questions. I also
though, like, there is a partof me that I'm like, this must be.
Once you have it establishedand people are buying from you, what
a treat to just be like, writea little story was. I was like, oh,

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I'm intrigued.
Right. But we were not goingto talk about it again.
Yeah, she's gone.
That's it.
Yeah.
I do wonder who owned this dog.
Yeah, I'm, I, I feel like theperson who bought it also had to
have wondered. Like they hadto be like, well, now I need to figure
this out because worst casescenario, they're out 44.99 plus

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$5.85 in shipping.
It's coming from New York.
Yeah. And they possibly get totalk to a very sweet little dog that
likes to be the round whenthey cook who might tell them a firsthand
account of something thathappened that's true. Interesting.
An interesting backstory.
Yeah. I mean, they would havebeen there when whatever happened,
happened.
Yeah. Well, I do hope thatthat is fiction. That part. Right.

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We'll hope, but intriguing.
Thank you for introducing usto Charlie. I like him.
And then you do have anotherhaunted object for us.
Yes, Yes, I do.
So the second haunted item isa ring. It's a silver ring. And it
was also on ebay. I believeit's no longer posted. The caption

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is haunted Doll, activity,spirit, demon, Cursed cat. Kitty.
Silver ring. One piece.
Yeah. Yeah.
The bid started at 14.99, butthere was an option to buy it now
for $34.99.
Perfect. Love it. A bargain again.
Yeah, I know, right? So it's asilver ring. It looks like it has

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little kitty faces that go allaround the edge. I tried to look,
and I estimate there'sprobably four little kitty faces
all around the edge of thering. They're cute, little kitty
faces.
Would you say they look likehappy cats, though?
They're cute. Well, it lookslike the nose and the mouth are like
one square.
Yes. Their eyes, the way theylooked, kind of look like when I

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give one of my cats a treat,but not the others. Like, that's
how one of the faces looks.And the other cat, the other one
is the cat that just got atreat and is like, don't be mad at
me for getting this. She gaveit to me and is guarding it. That's
just. I don't know, veryparticular vibe that I have of it.
Yeah.
Anyhow. Anyhoo. Oh, no. Whenwe get down to the description of

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this one, we've got such adifferent vibe now.
I'm so sorry. Yeah. We triednot to read them, so we would be
surprised.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I picked the cat becauseI've had cats all my life, and cats
can be very loving, but at thesame time have this little devil
inside them.

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Oh, yeah.
They're assholes.
They are. They really aregreat. But assholes sometimes.
Yeah. So I thought that thiskind of reminded me just of having
a pet cat, and I thought itwas kind of cute even though it's
possessed by an evil entity.
I thought it was super cuteeven though it is possessed by a

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demonic spirit. I like it. Ilike it. I like it. No worries. But
super cute, though. I alsokind of like the idea of a. It looks
cute, but is. Is not inenergy, which I. That. That tends
to be the ones that I alwayslook for. I'm like, what looks like
the most unassuming littlecutie that has got some weird backstory.

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Yeah.
Okay, I'll be quiet. I'll letyou. I'll let you tell us about the
ring.
Okay, let's see. Authenticdangerous demonic ring for those
who dare to be a cat, beware.
It's in all caps. It's in allcaps, too. You also. Mary did read
it in all caps. That was veryclear. I felt like, from your reading.
But I also wanted to specifythat, like, truly, at all caps, it

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is.
Better that you have someexperience with cursed and demonic
objects. Please be supercareful with this name, Kitty.
I feel like it should say codename Kitty. I don't know why. I just
feel like that's the energy wehave here. And it's also like, they
say that and then they havetheir next line, which I'm like,

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okay. It's an interestingvibe, if you will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me, Kitty. This is a darkcharm for cat lovers and witches
to help elevate spells andlove for the cat spirit in the underworld
and baphomet. This is meant tomake you unstoppable and powerful
beyond your imagination.
Again, all caps.
And Mary read it in all caps.Like, she did. Like, I really like

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that. The shift in your toewhen you're like, no, this is all
caps. This is that, like,perfect chef's kiss.
It is demon possessed bymythical feline powers and will make
you feel stronger and be moreresilient. This charm is slick and
it's written weird.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Like, you're like. You'relike, this sentence doesn't make

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sense. And that's because itdoesn't. I read it and I was like,
I don't like that adjective there.
I had it as. This charm isslick as hell.
I like that. I like thatbetter. This charm is slick as hell.
That's what they meant.
Yes.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, Yeah, I think. I think.Yeah, I think. Say that. That sounds.

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That sounds way cooler thanwhat they wrote. 10 out of 10.
This charm is slick as hell.
It is.
It is. It is.
You may hear some scratchingsounds, possibly some minor scratching
scratches on your legs while sleeping.
I don't like that either.

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You may experience fastergrowing nails, grinding of the teeth
at night, the urge to hunt,and even smell bad odors like old
eggs and moldy food.
This just feels like you'returning into a werewolf.
It's not worth the long nails.
Well, no, but you also. You'reunstoppable and powerful. Don't you

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remember? So the exchange forbeing unstoppable and powerful is
that you grind your teeth,feel the need to kill, and have I
presumably, like, a salt youlike. You smell sulfur, but I'm pretty
sure that's just, like, thedemon. Like, isn't that Demon 101
that, like, there's a demonhanging around, you're gonna smell

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sulfur. I've watchedSupernatural. I've read a thing or
two.
Yeah.
Or if you've read 4th Wing orany of those books, that's also dragon
breath, which is where I'm atright now, just in case you need
a new, spicy book to read.Fourth Wing. They're making it into
a show. I won't shut up aboutit. I will continue to peer pressure,
everyone.
Okay. Light a scented candlewith any scent to help calm these

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active powers down in yourhome. Just meditate on this, and
you will be okay to use it foryour advantage.
So you're lighting the candle,perhaps because you're smelling old
eggs all the time now, andit's like, I don't want to smell
this anymore. Please lightthis Bath and Body Works candle.
Yes.
Okay.
They honestly do. I'm going tobe so real with you. They do have

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the best candles. They're theonly ones that don't, like, routinely
give me a migraine. This isn'tbrought to you by Bath and Body Works,
but we would accept their sponsorship.
I get it.
And. Or payment in kind in candles.
Yeah. Yeah.
There you go.
Hand soaps, too. I like theirhand soap.
I literally have two on mydesk. This is frosted cranberry,

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and this is bubbly rose, whichthey discontinued. And I was so sad
about. Oh, it just kind ofsmells like the color pink, and I
don't know how to describe it otherwise.
I have all the fall ones yearround. I need to buy enough to last
me the year.
She's a pumpkin gal.
So we would. You would needthat if you were to purchase this
ring?

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Yes. Please be very carefulwhen wearing this ring and understand
its abilities. Children andanimals can be around this if it
is hidden in your pocket, onyour finger, or in a locked safe.
That seems like very different things.
Here's the thing. I don'tthink children can be around this.

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And I also just, like, I don'tknow. I don't want to run the risk
of a child growing real longnails, wanting to hunt. Me having
the urge to hunt, and beingunstoppable and powerful. Right.
Like, I don't. I just don'twant to run that Risk. Because then
they're going to want to lighta candle. They shouldn't do that
unsupervised.
Yeah.
So like maybe just no kids.Maybe no kids near the. The demon

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ring or kitty. My apologies.
I agree.
Yeah, I think so. Now I justwanted to say I did look up the seller.
So it's mystical underscoresmirk on ebay. And they have a lot
of listings right now. And Ijust. We're not going to go into
this one because it's. It'snot time. But one of them is haunted
doll. Active demon. Sexualsuccubus. Shapeshifter item. Bloody

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Mary eyes. One piece.
So that actually might be oneof the ones that I picked for when
you and I are just goingthrough them. Amanda, there's a bloody
Mary one that I found. Is itthe lamb?
I think it's a cat.
Are you sure?
I mean, I'm pretty sure. Here,let's see.
Yeah. No, that's it. That's it.
Oh my.
That's a cat.
No, that's a lamb.
It looks like a cat.
Why does the lamb have thelong ass tail?

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Question.
Have you seen a lamb before?
Honestly? Maybe not. I don'tknow what it is. Okay.
But like this cat lady doesn'tknow what a cat.
I. I just assume. I don'tknow. Mary had a little bloody lamb.
I guess that's where I went. Idon't know why we won't do the whole

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thing, but I just need you toknow that it says she's crazy and
wild. Super unpredictable.Bloody Mary is wild. She is crazy.
Hold on, hold on. She's likepositions especially laying flat
on her belly. I know, I know.Just. Just as proof that it is in
our outline, I truly do havewhat I thought was a lamb.
Yep. Yeah, I don't thinkthat's a lamb.

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Yeah. No, you're. I mean,obviously you were both right. I
think I just thought lamb facemaybe and then the fur but you know,
just wrong. Just wrong. That'sokay. But I was just so tickled that
you picked out the same exactone that I did. Gorgeous.
Now don't worry. If you wantto know more about this lamb cat,
we will be reviewing it at theend. Well, that and I was going through.

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You know, they have so manygood reviews. However, the bad review
that I noticed is that theyweren't able to control.
The haunted doll that theygot. Oh, fuck. That's not good. That's
not good.
Yeah, I mean, I'm very sad. Itlooks like their rabbits had a bad
Reaction. And it's not evenkept in the home anymore.
Well, so, like, that's one ofthe reasons why I'm so against haunted

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things. Because I'm like,sometimes I believe it, sometimes
I don't. But I'm not willingto risk my pets, and that's what
it is. And I would blamemyself. I can't eat Buffalo wild
wings as it is.
Would you buy something calledhaunted doll? Active spirit, Most
demonic Tang with protection.Ryan 16 most.
It's the most. It's the mostfor me. No, I wouldn't.

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I don't know what they want.
You're right. You're right.
They should have been $60 for this.
It says most haunted. It saysmost haunted. Like, of course it's
the most haunted. Come on.Come on. Now. This is like. You know
how coffee cups have to saycaution hot on them? People often
talk about. They're like, oh,there was this case where this woman
spilled this hot coffee onherself. And they. They're like,

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oh, no, soon. Yeah. Like,people are just so happy and all
that kind of thing. And I readit when I was in law school because
I always kind of thought thesame thing. I was like, it's a cup
of coffee. Of course it's hot.Right. When they gave it to her,
it was actually boiling.
Oh.
And she was like. From myunderstanding, in my law book, it
was an elderly lady and shespilled it on her lap, and it went
where you think it went, onher lap, and she had burns everywhere.

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And I was like, oh, my gosh.Okay. Yeah, you should sue, because
you shouldn't be handled a cupof boiling anything unless you know
that well.
And it's in something to,like, really not let it burn your
hand as well.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry,that was. You know. You know, Mary,
you listen to us. No, we'reall tangents. I'm going to tell you
a little bit about a littleCasey case. I was like. I was like,

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why am I apologizing? You'reliterally here for this. Like, I
don't know. I don't know.
But the seller, it does saythat it's one of ebay's most reputable
sellers. So if you need somehaunted things or a cat lamb. Yes,
it is available currently.It's still on there, Lindsay. It's
23.89 or best offer right now.So if you need this thing.

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Well, look, I will tell youthat when we. I have, like, our outline
ready for our next, like,haunted items, and we have two items
from mystical smirk becauseher stuff's always great. I say her
stuff. I don't know. I'massuming she's a gal. I don't know
why, but gorgeous.
All haunted item dealers. Ijust feel like our women.
That's what I want to think. Idon't know why. I have no reason
for that. I would just. Ithink I prefer it.

(27:03):
Yeah, me too.
Yeah. I don't know whyspecifically, but that's just my
soul. Okay, so we've gonethrough our haunted items. Mary,
will you tell us what's goingon with you? And by us, I mean everyone.
Because you've told us alittle bit about it already.
Okay.
So there is a floor lamp in mymom and dad's house. I don't know
much about it. My fatherbought it from a secondhand store

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years ago. But since mymother's passing, things have gotten
really weird with the lamp. Mymother's demeanor changed when she
got older and closer to them.When I was growing up, she was cold
and I had a sensitive nature.So I kept myself from her. Her condition
worsened near Thanksgiving andmy family wanted her to participate

(27:45):
in the holidays. So werearranged the living room and moved
her bed downstairs. She wasable to see the lights on the Christmas
tree and smell the fresh pinecut fragrance. Eventually, she passed.
Just before Christmas, wereturned my parents bed to its original
location and restored theliving room back to normal. Which
included placing the floorlamp in the spot where my mother

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laid during her final moments.The lamp is approximately 4ft tall
with brownish bronze hue. Itappears to be old, maybe even antique.
I think it's made of metal.There's a knob to twist that turns
the light on and off. It hasornate design etched into it with
the sturdy base. The shade isold and it has ornate bead hanging

(28:29):
from it. So basically it's anormal lamp.
It's a beautiful lamp though.It really is also. Thank you for
sharing this story. Yeah, I'mglad you were able to like connect
with your mother in adifferent way.
Yeah, I'm sorry for your losstoo. That was recent.
Yeah, very recent.
Well, thank you. So my dad hasa big house and I sleep over there
three to four times a week. Iusually go over after work and I

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sit and chat with him and I'lldraw on my iPad. After he goes to
bed, I sit up and draw somemore and chirp the net. The house
is still and quiet. Whilesitting on the couch, I have noticed
the floor lamp flickering.I'll turn my head and focus on the
lamp as it flickers and itcontinues to do so for 15 to 20 seconds.
Then it will stop. I go backto drawing and I'll notice again

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that the lamp startsflickering. Usually the second time
around. I'll also hear arattling sound. It isn't a tapping.
It's more like someone hastheir hand on the lamp and they are
gently shaking it. Theredoesn't seem to be a pattern other
than the rattling only happenswhen the light is flickering. I have
examined the light. I can'tfind any reason for its rattle or

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flicker. I've asked otherfamily members if any of them have
noticed the lamp flickering.The only other person that says yes
was my father. I don't knowwhat to think of this. Does it have
something to do with mymother? Is it residual energy amplified
by the placement of the lamp?Why does it only happen when either
myself or my dad are in theliving room alone? Is it faulty wiring?

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Is it my subconscious? I don'tknow. Now, when I'm alone in the
living room, I always turn thefloor lamp off. It is a true creep
event.
I mean, it sounds like itwould be unsettling.
Yeah.
Even, you know, presumably afriendly spirit if it was your mom.
It's still like, hmm, it's alot of settling. Have you had ghosty
experiences, like a lot ofghosty experiences in your life?

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No. So, like, if you're like,this is like, newer. That's so fair.
Well, and it's not happeningwith everyone?
No, just me and my dad.
Yeah. When it's when you'realone. So you're. You can't even
turn and be like, did you justsee that?
No.
Right.
So you're second guessingyourself too now. Okay, so you had
said that you are drawing whenit happens, right?
Yeah.
Are you ever not drawing whenit happens or are you always kind

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of like on your iPad with yourlittle pencil thing?
It only happens when I'm aloneand I am usually drawn. I can't think
of a time where it happenedwhen I wasn't.
I would be so curious as towhether. And this is up to you and
your comfort level, but whatif you were like, hey, I'm gonna
let my hand be influencedbecause it's really interesting,

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the idea of, like, it's onlyhappening when there's the opportunity
for that to happen. And theidea that it's like, look, I could
do it. I could do this. Like,it, like, shakes the lamp. Like,
I can't do so much. I can do alittle flicker and I could sh. Take
it. I would be so intrigued bythat if you wanted to. Because whether
there's residual energy orthere's something more than that.

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When we were in Villisca, I'dnever done automatic writing. I was
just like. I honestly justhave, like, this weird pull to do
this. So I'm going to honorthat. And I did it. And, like, it
wasn't until we came home thatmy husband, like, turned the notebook
and was like, are you kiddingme? What is this? And then, like,
we looked and it looked like aface. And I was like, it is a jarring
thing, especially if. Turn itaround. See what you see. You know

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what I mean? But, yeah, Iwould be curious about that. Whether
you do it on, like, your iPador with, like, a pen and piece of
paper, if that's somethingyou're comfortable with, or maybe
even just, like, leavingsomething in the room and not being
there. You know what I mean?
See, I had the opposite. I waslike, well, when it happens, couldn't
you be like, hey, it's aspirit here and see if it'll flicker?
Or, like, ask it questions orit can do it when you're asking something.

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I don't know, just tointeract. But I'm always like, let's
interact with everything.
I would also, though, imagine,though, right, if I left before my
husband, I'd be worried abouthim. I was recently talking to someone
about this, and there wasalways the assumption that one person
would die before the otherbecause of health stuff. And they
were like, he's never evenconsidered. He hasn't planned for
this. Like, I've planned forthat. I might have to live without

(32:30):
him one day. So I'm worriedthat he has no concept of what it
would be like to be withoutme. Not like he can't, like, help
himself, more like his heart,you know, like, he never thought
about that. And I was like,that is interesting. Or, I mean,
even, like, you guys developthis different relationship. She
might be like, I'm not readyyet. You know? And you're the oldest
there. Again, I don't havechildren, but from everyone I've

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talked to, there's a differentkind of relationship with the oldest,
especially as adults. Becauseyou also are an adult sooner, right?
So you can kind of, like, getto that understanding sooner, I would
imagine. I don't know. Like,I'm rambling now.
No, I agree. Like, how do youfeel when it happens?
Yeah, I'll sit there first.I'll just see it out of the corner
of my eye and, like, what'sthat? And I turn And I look directly

(33:15):
at it, and it continues toflicker. And I'm like, that is really
weird.
Yeah. I mean, fair, Fair.
And I'll just keep looking atit because I'm like, what's going
to happen? And then it stops.
Yeah.
And I'll keep looking at itafter it stops. And then I'm like,
okay, it's not doing anymore.And then I go back to drawing.
I mean, fair. Fair.
Yeah.

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I feel like I would respondsimilarly and also be like, you know
what? I'm just not ready forlamp time today. Like, I don't. Today's
not a day where I need thelamp. But I also don't think I'd
want to be in the dark room.
Well, there are multiple lampsin the room.
That's good. Yeah, that'sgood. It's not sitting in the dark
or sitting with the flickeringlamp. And there's just no option

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otherwise. There.
Have you tried plugging itinto another area of that room to
see if it still happens?
I haven't moved it from itslocation, but there's, like, a power
strip.
Mm.
And so it's been plugged intodifferent plugins and that power
strip.
Okay.
And then it makes thisrattling sound. And so I was messing
with it, and I went to go tryto pick it up, and it's heavy.

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Yeah.
So I have no idea. I've neverexperienced anything like this. And
if somebody ever said, oh,this is happening, I'd be like, sure
it is. I might not say it.
It's like, until it happens toyou. The unbelievable. Shockingly,
is hard to believe when it'snot you. And I think that that's
so reasonable, especially alsoknowing that you're skeptical. It

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also means that for you to belike, what's going on with this lamp?
I wonder how many times ithappened before you noticed. Do you
know what I mean? Where it's,like, flickering and flickering,
and then after the 3000 time,you're like, wait a minute. There's
a strobe in here sometimes.
No. That is strange. It'sinteresting to me that it's not happening
when multiple people are inthe room.

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No.
And then only when certainpeople are alone, because then you're
like, oh, the lamp's, like,malfunctioning. It would happen all
the time, or it would happenwith other people.
Exactly.
Well, and it would also happenmore often with more people. Because
if you're thinking of, like,something's going on with the wiring,
more people walking aroundmeans more jostling.
That's true.
So imagine you sitting still.Unless you're a very vigorous artist.

(35:26):
It'S.
Kind of hard to be on like atablet. So, you know, unless, again,
unless you are a very vigorousiPad user, I feel like it would be
more calm and like the, likethe room is chill. So like, it would
be strange to me that thatwould be when an electrical nuance
would occur.
Does it happen at certaintimes or is it just any time? Like

(35:46):
if you're in there aloneduring the day, will it happen or
is.
Only at night, only in the evening.
Interesting.
But there are people coming inand out of the house all the time.
I have lots of nieces andnephews and it's never really quiet
in the evening when my dadgoes to bed. That's when it really
quiets down and I can actuallyhear myself thing.
Yeah, I mean, that's typicalthough. Like if it is a spirit of

(36:08):
some sort, like it's easier tocommunicate when everything's a little
more still and you can notice.
Was that a time of day thatyou often had a more like one on
one relationship with yourmom? Was that a time for you guys?
No.
Interesting.
I never really spent a lot oftime with her until the final few
months of her life. And when Iwould go over, we cared for her.

(36:30):
She had a stroke a year beforeshe passed, and I would go over all
the time whenever they calledto help with whatever they needed.
So there was no such scheduleof when I would go over. And then
as she got closer to passing,I actually enjoyed sitting there
and talking to her and askingher questions about her childhood
and about her parents and, youknow, what kind of trouble did she

(36:51):
get into? And you know,because I didn't know because I didn't
have that connection with her.So they would call me and say, can
you come over and help youxyz? And I'd go over and then after
we were done doing it, then Iwould just stay and. And chat with
her. And I had never had thattype of relationship with her, so
no particular sign.

(37:12):
I'm glad you got to spend thetime though, and like get little
questions like that answered.
Yeah.
It does sound like it's asimilar vibe of time though, that
you're experiencing thisinteraction right where your father's
gone to bed. Everything's doneand it's. All the to dos are done.
And now is like, let's thinkabout some things.
It is interesting though.
You'll have to keep usupdated. Yeah, keep. Keep us updated.

(37:33):
Let us know if you try to dosome automatic iPad writing. Or move
your lamp or try to talk to. Isay talk to your lamp, but, like,
definitely not your lamp. But.What, What. Whatever's going on.
I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued.
And then if you've gone ebayshopping recently.
Yeah. Yeah. Or if you decidethat you need to find a slick as
hell ring.

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Slick as hell ringing.
Or a traumatized pug stuffed animal.
Part of a true crime case.
Yeah. Part of a true crimecase. Yeah. Be sure to be sure to
update us if you've decidedthat you. You need to be the owner
of a. Of a new haunted item.
I will.
And thank you so much forbeing our first show and tell guest.
Yes. I love it.

(38:14):
You're very welcome. Thank youso much for having me.
We loved this. This was fun.
Yeah, it was great. It wasgreat. Well, that was Mary, our first
jam cat. We're going to saybye, Mary.
Bye, Mary.
Bye. Okay, so now we have oursecond guest, our vortex bouncer,
Kendra. Just like we did withMary, we are going to ask you some
preliminary questions.

(38:35):
Okay.
Just so everybody can get toknow you and get to know honestly,
they need to know your opinionon the important things, you know?
Okay.
Obviously not the moreimportant things, but, you know,
tongue in cheek.
Well, welcome, Kendra.
Thank you.
Thank you for being here today.
Yeah.
Okay, your first question is,you were given an oatmeal raisin

(38:56):
cookie. What do you do?
Throw it in the trash?
Okay. Okay. We're two for two.Two for two for you, Amanda. Okay.
They're pointless.
Yeah, I like em. Just not if Ithink they're a chocolate chip cookie.
They're a chocolate chipcookie Imposter. It's a letdown.
Yeah.
If you purposely go into it,it's a different experience, though.

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I don't like raisins.
No one does.
Oh, yeah? Then it's fucked for you.
I don't like raisins, so I'mnot gonna. I'm not going into that
cookie on purpose.
Like, I'm not going into thatcookie. I like that phrasing too.
I'm not going into thatcookie. I'm gonna start saying I'm
gonna go into cookies.
Absolutely correct.
Your second question is.Amanda, don't interrupt me. If a

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creature was designed for thedepths of the sea but had brittle
bones and could not withstandthe pressure of the sea, would you
say that that creature was alemon of the sea?
Yes.
I love it. Okay. Okay, yournext question. Are you a stove light

(39:58):
on sometimes. Person or astove? Never on person.
Stove never on.
Stove light. Stove light. Sorry.
Stove light never on.
Okay. Okay.
Yes.
Yeah. We have a light aboveour sink, so that's what we use.
Gorgeous.
Yeah. The stove light's weird.Yeah, anything but the stove light.
I actually like all lights. Iam perhaps a moth. I have my big

(40:20):
light.
Yeah.
A lamp here, a lamp here, alamp there, and a lamp here, and
a daylight light. I don'tknow. I'm subterranean, though.
I only have daylight becauseyellow lights freak me out. Everything's
daylight.
That's fair. That's fair.Okay. Okay. So imagine you are a
person who believes indifferent timelines. I don't know
whether you do or do not. Youcan answer that when you tell us

(40:43):
your answer to the rest of thequestion. So there are different
timelines? There is atimeline. There's a version where
you're living your best life,and it's different from this one.
It is, like, the best version,like, possible.
Everything you'd ever want.
Everything you'd ever want.Like, perfect, gorgeous. Okay. You
could jump to that timeline,but you knew that the version of

(41:03):
you in that timeline wouldcome to this timeline. Would you
go to that timeline andswitch? Oh, I know. It's a tough
one.
No, I don't think I would. Iwouldn't want to leave my daughter.
That's fair. That's fair.
I'm thinking in the othertimeline, they would be there because
that's something you wanted.
In which case, then, yeah, Iprobably would.

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Okay. Okay.
Because it's everything youever wanted. So, like, yeah, you
want your daughter.
There, your daughter's there.
Right?
All I ever want.
I cannot let a sing. I'm not a sing.
Not a sing.
We're gonna get more badreviews. You can't do this to us.
Also, like, I was just singingthe song. I wasn't even making a.
Like, a parody. You know whatI mean? Like, my brain was just like,
this is where we're at. Okay,so your next one, your ideal listening

(41:45):
to music experience, where youcan listen to it however you want.
It will not affect otherpeople. Headphones or speakers or
AirPods or whatever you wantto call speakers. Okay.
Yeah.
Amanda, I feel alone. Okay.
Do you eat Reese's Cups in avery specific way? Yes.
Hell, yeah. Tell me your veryspecific way of eating a Reese's
Cup. I want to know, like, theweird detail of it.

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You're not even asking thequestion. Now.
This is my.
No, I know, but this is my.
Favorite way to ask people,because I'll tell you my weird way,
and then my bestie's weirdway. Please Continue.
I don't like chocolate, so Ifreeze them, and then I peel all
the chocolate off and just eatthe peanut butter.
Okay. Okay.
Have you gotten the, like,Reese's Peanut Butter from, like,

(42:28):
the grocery store? I justdon't know how that would be the
same, because it's not that,like, dry kind of thing. I don't
know how to, like, dry soundsbad, but, like, good dry.
Yeah. So Reese's Peanut Butteris basically just peanut butter mixed
with powdered sugar. So I canjust do that at home.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
I'm from Ohio. I know how tomake buckeyes, and that's all. That's

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what's inside of a Reese'sPeanut Butter cup.
Oh, yeah.
Buckeyes. Or if you makepeanut butter pie.
That makes sense. Yeah.
So. So it's peanut buttermixed with a.
Boatload of powdered sugar. Soyou're saying you would not want
the edges, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that'svery fair. When I was a kid, I would,
like, take a mechanicalpencil, and I would, like, right
in the center, and then itwould, for whatever reason, make

(43:09):
into little pie pieces, and Iwould eat it like, pie pieces. As
an adult, I eat the edgesfirst and then the center.
Well, yeah, that's. It's likeeating a sandwich.
Yes. My bestie, he. He likesthe peanut butter puck, so he eats
the choc. So he does somethingvery similar to you, but he does
eat the chocolate, but hewants the peanut butter puck intact.
Okay.
I love it. I love the strangeways that people eat things. My favorite.

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My favorite topic, I would.That might be, like, when people
are like, what's youricebreaker topic? I'm like, tell
me a food you eat in a verybizarre way. My weirdest, though,
is a Slim Jim. It is a crimehow I eat it, and it is not an appealing
fact about me. But I'vebrought it up, and now I can't walk
it back.

(43:53):
Yeah.
So basically, have you evereaten. Have you both eaten Slim Jims
before?
Yeah, I don't like them.
Okay, but do you. Have youeaten one or know the anatomy of
Slim Jim?
Well, it smells like dog foodto me, so.
No, you're not wrong. You'renot wrong.
It's just not appealing.
Okay. I don't know why I dothis. Okay.
I don't know why I do this.
It is still the way I stand byit. I still do eat it this way because

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I do find it more enjoyable.So scared. I like, work out the meat
from the casing. Little bylittle. And then it's just like the
plastic casing, like an inchor two of it. And then I eat it,
and then I eat the casing, andthen I continue.
You brought this up willingly,like, you brought this to yourself.

(44:36):
I know. It's because I wastalking about, like, the weird way
people eat things, and I waslike, well, I'm gonna give you the
weirdest way. I just feel likethat's the weirdest way to eat a
food. I wanna hear if someonedoes have a stranger way of eating
anything, though. Okay, sowe're gonna call that the middle.
Okay, so there's no need for atiebreaker. But I will ask you this
question anyway. Amanda, don'tsay anything again. I want you to

(44:59):
tell me what this creature is.
This is the new one that we'llhave to add to it.
This is the fresh one.
This just came today. Yeah.
What's this creature?
Zoom in, Lindsay. Give thefull effect. Ignore the eyes.

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Ignore the eye.
A cat.
God damn it. Do you think thatit could be a lamb?
No.
I point Lindsay's.
Like, that's.
That's a lamb. In Lindsay's.
Yeah, I thought it was a lamb.This is the one that we both independently

(45:42):
found, by the way. I'm goingto tell you just some of the highlights,
that she's crazy and wild,super unpredictable, and she is one
of the sexual ones. Always. Always.
But.
Okay, no, no, enough about us.Yeah, but that.
That's a lamb in Lindsay's brain.
And we're. I don't know why.
I think it's a cat.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right. It is a cat.

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It's a cat. Crying blood.
Happens.
It's actually. One moment, onemoment. I'm gonna tell you, it's
a scientific name.
Ebay. Science.
Yeah, yeah, it is. A haunteddoll. Active demon. Sexual succubus.
Shapeshifter item. Bloody Maryeyes. One piece. That's the scientific
name of it. Okay, anywho.Anywho. Anywho.

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Okay, so the reason for these questions.
Yeah, the reason for thesequestions is we're sorting you as
an Amanda or a Lindsay. Youare firmly an Amanda. All questions
with the exception of a lemonof the sea.
Our hair even matches.
Oh, it does.
It does. Yes.
That's even a very close hueas well.
I love it.
Yeah. Firmly in Amanda.There's. There's no Lindsay's yet.

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It's fine. There was oneLindsay. Just fine. No, Lindsay's.
My army grows.
Yeeted myself off the podcast.I don't know what's happening? Anywho.
So, okay, we've gone throughour questions. We now know that Kendra
isn't Amanda. Do you want totell us about your. Your haunted
friends that you found? Theseare great, by the way. Gorgeous.
I wouldn't say they're my friends.
Your haunted finds, if you will.

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I once threatened to burn myown house down if Brandon brought
home a haunted doll, so thatfeels reasonable.
Honestly. Is there areasonable response to someone bringing
a haunted thing home? I don'tthink so.
Yeah. No. If he even thoughtabout it, I was like, it's. I'm done.
You can't bring that here.

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Yeah, we're not duping this. Reasonable.
Fair.
All right, so first I foundSage, and he is a jealous little
boy possessing a jester doll.
Yeah.
He's being sold on eBay for$38.88 plus shipping. And this is
the only one that I foundwhere the seller does not accept

(47:52):
returns.
Done with the shit.
Can't return Sage to theseller. So it does seem to be an
older doll. It has a. What Iimagine is a porcelain face. It looks
like a porcelain face.
Yeah, he does look like that with.
Like a little blue star on hischeek. His outfit is red and blue
and his hat even has little,like, bells on it, which does not

(48:17):
lessen the creepy factor for me.
I just imagine it ringing at night.
But you could hear him. Yeah,that's important.
You could hear him coming.
That's important. You need toknow when you gotta fucking hustle.
Well, just you wait. Just you wait.
Just you. Fuck. Fuck.
Okay.
Okay.
He is wearing a lace doilylike neck piece and a gold bow with

(48:40):
obscenely long tails on the bow.
Yeah.
They're roughly the size of a doll.
Yeah, they are really long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They also look like anaftermarket addition, if you will.
They do. Yes. Like perhapsit's holding his head on. I'm not
really sure.
Uh. Oh, or his secret's in. Yeah.

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I did show my brother apicture of this doll, and he said
that Sage looks like aBalatron Joker card, which I don't
know what that means.
But I don't either.
He knows what that means.
He might be right. Okay. He.
He then proceeded to threatento buy me a haunted doll for my birthday.
So that plan entirelybackfired. I. I don't want to.

(49:24):
Can't open any packages now.
No, you have to filter yourpackages now. All right.
And so the seller claims thatSage is a sweet boy, but that he
can be jealous andoverprotective of everybody. In the
household and that Sage claimshe was killed in an accident between
a car and his bike at the ageof 10. There's no mention of when

(49:45):
Sage was 10, so could be anytime. Although it does mention 7
11, so it couldn't have beenthat long ago.
Yeah, yeah.
And here's where it gets alittle too much for me here. The
description also mentions thatSage is an early riser and that he
gets very bored in the morningand will come stand in your doorway
to your bedroom.
Oh, oh.

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So you hear like the bell jingling.
As it comes to your way.
What a treat if you're aperson who's like trying to wake
up earlier. There you go. Wejust found the best alarm shock for
you. It's a haunted doll withbells. That'll do it, won't it? Like
you're not gonna sleep again.Who can oversleep when you simply
cannot sleep?

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Yeah, that is. That is true. Iwould not be ever late for work because
I would never sleep. It's fine.
Yeah, it's fine. Who needssleep when you've got the sweet little
jealous boy, right?
So I have a six year old andshe will come whispering to my bed
at night, and that's badenough. I don't need this.
That feels illegal.
It does?
Oh, yeah.

(50:47):
They do that sometimes. Youwake up and they're just there.
I don't like that either.
They're just staring at you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah. So Sage will act up ifhe feels like he isn't getting enough
attention, which samerelatable. And he will take your
things and hide them. Or hewill go fist fight other possessed

(51:11):
dolls and knock them over. Whyyou have more than one possessed
doll? I don't know.
But sure, I guess it's so thatthey can counteract each other. If
you've got one that stealsyour stuff, you also then need to
get one that finds your stuff.
Oh, no. Sage will find yourstuff. When you've given him enough
tension, when you've given himwhat he wants, he will find your

(51:31):
stuff for you.
Oh, but then he also sayssorry when he said fist fight. He
says it's an accident, butjust got mad.
Which sounds like a 10 yearold boy or younger.
Yeah, it does.
It really does. Yeah.
And the seller adds thatwhoever buys Sage will need to help
him with his emotions andsetting boundaries and recommends

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an older spirit to go alongwith it. But that's hard enough to
do with live humans, let alone.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't wantto Be ghost therapist.
Right. Well, you're taking itto a therapist. You're like, the
seller said I had to do this.It was like part of the custody thing.
Yeah, okay, so hear me out.Maybe therapists, when they're in

(52:12):
therapist school, what they dois they're a ghost therapist. First.
If you can unhaunt something.Like if you can help a ghost move
on, then you get whateverdegree you want.
No, that feels fair.
Perfect. Okay, that feelsreasonable. Like if you can help
unhaunt something. I feel likeI'm cool with you therapying humans

(52:33):
as well.
Sure, sure. If you can help a10 year old boy possessing a creepy
little doll understand hisemotions, then I think you're welcome
to help adults as much as you want.
I think my favorite part ofthis listing is where it says he
misses me at night. It can geta little creepy. I put a black cloth

(52:53):
over him.
Sometimes, like a bird cage.You're like, go to bed.
I can't.
Okay, good night, little buddy.
Yeah, yeah. Like, and also,like, if he can move about the cabin
at will, like, couldn't hejust take his little sheet off?
No, he walks with it.
Oh, no. Then he's a sheetghost. He's a ghost.
No, he'll just walk then. Nowhe'll just walk up and you'll just

(53:14):
wake up and there's a sheetstanding in your doorway.
Yeah, that doesn't seembetter. Like, that seems worse now.
You've. You've camouflaged himinto the darkness. It's a favor.
All you hear are the bells.
Oh, no.
But did we say the name of it?The. The prompt of what it's called?
Oh, at the beginning. Yes.
Oh, yeah.
What is this prompt?
Haunted spirit vessel. Sage. Asweet little boy, but gets jealous.

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Those are my. That is myfavorite part.
You. You can't act like youdidn't know what was coming. You.
You.
You know.
Right. Exactly.
That's what you bought.
Exactly. And the seller onthis one is C A B I, L L I underscore
33. There's 99.7% positive.And I was looking at their items.
It looks like they just sellhaunted vessels of some kind.

(54:02):
I am freaked the out. Theseller talks about that they have
a collection that's like multigenerational that they got from mostly
their aunt who was aparanormal investigator. And they're
talking about like theirhistory. And at the end it says,
reach out to me with a specialrequest. I can communicate telepathically
with all of my energies.
Great.
Love that for you, but I don'tneed meters or toy balls to prove

(54:24):
my spirits exist. They willmost probably choose you, and neither
of us realize it yet. And thatfeels like a threat.
They're like, we will be inyour doorway.
The idea that they're going tochoose me, that never occurred to
me. Like, it never occurred tome that they would be like, you know
what? It's you. I like you. Ilike your vibe. I'm going to come

(54:47):
home with you.
I'm coming home with you.
I think I'm going to come andstand in your doorway in the middle
of the night. I think I'm ready.
Yeah, I like this doorway.It's a nice doorway.
I like the about me forcabilly. I don't know what you'd
say, but helping peopleconnect with the right spirit means
everything to me. If this isyour first spirit or you have several,
I hope to make your experienceone filled with joy. Unless it's

(55:09):
an evil entity that I can'tguarantee joy, but it will be hell
of a ride.
Okay. I like the vibe of it.
Oh, boy. My favorite part ofthis is that the last line is, I'm
not responsible for thebehaviors you may experience. But
you can't say I didn't warn you.
I mean, there you go, Done anddone. I mean, they sold 934 things,
right?

(55:29):
And they only have one badreview, and it's because of shipping
internationally, which, like,that's hard anyways, so.
Well, and this is, by the way,they joined ebay in June of 2024.
That's a lot of sales sincethen. That is like. That's a quick
amount.
Yeah.
Also, I'm sorry, that's justdawning on me that if these are all
from their personalcollection, 900. And I'm not. I'm

(55:51):
assuming they only sellhaunted items. Yeah, but that's jarring
to think of almost a thousandhaunted items in your house.
That's a lot. Yeah, that's.That's too much.
That'd be exhausting.
Although I. Sorry, I'm justscrolling. You know the game. Among
us.
Fun fact. That's how Lindsayand I met.
Aw. Yeah. We're Internetfriends. Amanda and I are also Internet

(56:15):
friends. That's why it's funnyto me.
But they have a haunted amongus character as well.
Oh, I love that. I do love theidea of, like, modern things. Like,
modern things being haunted.
No, that can stay there.
Yeah. Well, it's like a bunchof old, like, it looks like antiquey
things, and then they're justamong us, and it's haunted. Haunted
doll vessel. Todd recluse,Video gamer. ADD positive needs attention.

(56:39):
I'm sorry, did you just tellme that his name is Todd?
Yep, Todd.
A fucking ghost named Todd.You know what, Maybe I changed my
answer. I don't want to be inthis fucking timeline. Oh my God.
It never even occurred to methat we'd have like bro ghosts, you
know what I mean? Oh God.

(56:59):
Yeah. He was a 26 year oldgamer according to this.
Nope, I'm out.
Abso fucking lutely not. Iguarantee you that there's like at
least a hundred people whowhen they would read that one day
will go, I already feel likeI'm haunted by a 26 year old gamer
man boy. Like I don't needthat. Like there's already easily

(57:21):
100 people who were haunted bya 26 year old named Todd Puck.
Oh, that's good. I just had tolook at the seller. I love it.
Okay.
Okay. And you have a seconditem for us.
Yeah. I am excited about him.
Yes. I have Carlo. I had a lotof fun scripting out Carlo's description.
I love his name.

(57:42):
Yes.
And like looking at him.
Yeah, that's Carlo.
Yeah.
Also like the decisions theymade when making him. I enjoy. Please
continue.
Yeah. So he is another dollpossessed by a little boy. The seller
says that they call him Carlobecause he looks like, and I quote,
a a boss, but that the boywon't tell his real name. So.

(58:02):
Okay.
You can also buy Carlo on ebayfor the low, low price of $9.99 plus
$69.94 shipping, which seemsentirely reasonable to me. Who doesn't
want to spend 700% of the coston shipping?
Also, I wonder if people whowork for like FedEx and UPS and USPS

(58:25):
know.
Oh that they're liketransporting this.
Yeah. Like could you imaginebeing the person? Honestly, 10 out
of 10 would watch a show aboutthe mail carrier who picks up the
haunted items from theseller's house and is like just.
They just has this justhijinks, hijinks abound. I would
love that. What a. What aweird little fact.
Yes.

(58:45):
It could be almost like ghoststhe show.
But yeah, I like that show.That's cute.
Mail carriers.
Yeah, I like it. I like it.
I'd watch it.
Yeah.
So Carlos is a plastic MadameAlexander doll. So he's about seven
and a half inches tall. He iswearing a beige three piece suit
with a black and gold bolotie, a white and beige vest, a matching

(59:09):
hat and black shoes. So he'sVery stylish.
He is.
He is very stylish. Yeah. AndI like the, the bang going on.
Oh, he does have a single bang side.
Yes, yes. He has impressivelyside slicked hair that seems to have
come somewhat und the front,which lends Carlo a mid aughts style
emo look.
He does. Yes.

(59:30):
Yep.
Yeah, yeah. It's. It's got theone eye covered, which is what every
early 2000s emo wanted.
Yes.
There are large unblinkingeyes with eyelashes that anybody
would be jealous of. Some verythin eyebrows, very 90s painted lips,

(59:51):
and a parted pencil mustache ala Vincent Price. It's if Vincent
Price had gotten a littlecarried away with the gap in the
middle.
Perfect description.
10 out of fucking 10. 10 outof fucking 10.
I learned a lot aboutmustaches writing this.
Does anybody else feel likethey have too many pictures of his

(01:00:11):
butt? Like the backside of Carlos?
Yes.
There's a lot of photos ofCarlo. Like there's a little too
many photos of Carlo's butt,if I'm being honest.
There's a lot. Yeah. And he'sstill, as we're recording.
Oh, he's still for sale.
It's still for sale. He hasthree more days.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Or you can buy him right now.
Only $35.

(01:00:31):
Yes.
Reasonable.
But two people have saved it.So they are like watching.
They're ready, they'rethinking about Carlo. They're on
the fence. They don't knowyet, but they're thinking about it.
Okay, so tell us about Carlo.
So the seller believes Carlowon't tell his real name because
he likes to feel mysterious aswe do.

(01:00:52):
Same.
I guess he is roughly 10 yearsold and likes to play silly pranks,
but that he is fun to havearound. So I guess that's a thing.
Okay.
It is also again, notmentioned when Carlo was 10. So old
tiny ghost, maybe, Perhaps,perhaps, perhaps new tiny ghost.
Also maybe he says he died inan accident near a river, saw that

(01:01:16):
his mother cried for a longtime, and then possess the doll to
try and comfort his mother.Which is sweet.
Yeah.
Is it also no, thank you.
Is it sweet? I mean, is thatgoing to make you feel better?
No.
Or like something like you'vebroken, you.
Know, kid brain, maybe.
Oh, okay. In kid brain, I'mthinking impact over intention here.

(01:01:36):
Sure, sure.
I'm thinking you terrified atraumatized woman.
But he's 10.
Yes.
And yet you can stilltraumatize someone at 10 if you haunt
a doll.
Yes.
Sorry.
And I, I'm unprepared for theghost Trauma of what would happen
if my daughter possessed adoll and I threw her out of the house.

(01:01:58):
Yeah. Yeah. Cause then you'relike, am I being mean to my child?
Right.
The only haunted doll that Ithink I can ever get behind is Nadia.
From what we do in theshadows, like that is the only one
that I can actually get behindbecause I think that she seems like
more person than dollar.
Yeah.
Because she's like talking andinteracting. She's not just there

(01:02:19):
and like moving again. Movingup the cabin, as I like to say. But.
And she has quips.
Yeah, she does. She does.
It'd be entertaining.
Yeah.
So Carlo uses a pendulum tocommunicate mostly. But then the
seller goes on to list anassortment of other ways that he
can communicate, includinglight up cat toys.
Okay, brilliant.

(01:02:40):
So he seems resourceful. He isstrange. But I like him.
Yeah.
Where he is, I don't. I don'twant him, but I like him.
Yes.
I can appreciate his style.Yeah. I also, as I'm talking about
the sellers photos, they alsohave a close up of his doll foot.
It seems like they think thesedetails are like, very important.

(01:03:00):
I don't know why you wouldneed a close up of his foot specifically.
There's particular people.Okay. I do like that the seller mentions
if you are purchasing this asa gift or if your name is different
than what you have on yourebay address, please let me know
who to address the note to.
So, like, I'm sorry, hold on.
Think you're gonna buy this asa gift for someone?

(01:03:21):
Do not. Do not. Oh, God.
Carlo's for sale. Lindsay. AndI know your address.
Okay. And no, don't do this to me.
Also, Carlo, it said that hetried to get paint on my dog because
he thought it would be funnyto see a green dog.
You know what? Look, I'm notashamed to be a swiftie. And that's
a swifty song lyric. They dieda dog. Key lime green.

(01:03:44):
He's a swiftie.
That's what it makes me think of.
So he must be a swiftie.
Carlo is a swifty. Okay.
Okay. I mean, that might be agood sales part for him, like in
the description.
All right, man.
Yeah. So we decided that we'regonna name this episode like they
name the ebay listings.
Okay.
So it'll be like sweet,jealous little boy Swifty. We have

(01:04:06):
like a. A ring and a pugstuffed animal from Mary's. And then
like just like. Oh, the wholething. The whole thing. I think that
we should just max out thecharacters and make it as Long as
possible.
And I think something shouldbe all caps as well.
Oh, yeah. Like, some thingsall caps, like. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I love this. Yeah, this is perfect.
10 out of 10. Yeah.

(01:04:26):
But this could be a greatgift. And then the seller for this
one's Blue Castle 124. Theyhave 100% positive feedback.
Yes. And while Carlo is listedat 9.99, the seller states that they
do not accept offers under $30.
Okay, maybe they mean, like,as a buy it now option.

(01:04:48):
Maybe.
Yeah.
I mean, it's 35 for buy it now maybe.
Yes.
But everyone, like, it's 100%positive, and they've sold 214 items,
so they've sold a decentamount as well.
I also like that they say thatthey keep the dolls that they have
for at least a month beforethey try to sell them, which is an

(01:05:09):
interesting note, becauseit's, like, that way you can, like,
get a feel for them. And theysay that, like, they'll put anything
they notice about the doll inthe actual, like, listing. And they
were like, however, I am onlyone flawed person. And, honestly,
relatable. I like that.
I like that.
However, I am only one flawedperson. I'm gonna do the best I can.
However, I'm only one flawedperson. Gorgeous.
I love it. I love it.

(01:05:30):
Later, they have a sectionabout how to use ebay, which basically
just says, google, it's your friend.
Solid.
Which is where I'm at in thisworld right now, too.
So, yeah, I love that.
And they do mention thatParanormal Activity is not guaranteed.
I think they have to, just sothey don't get, like, chargebacks
and stuff.

(01:05:50):
Right.
Yeah. I would love to be theperson on the other side of the phone
when someone's like, well, Ibought a haunted doll, and it's simply
not haunting me enough. Right.
So by the time we air thisepisode, Carlo will likely be gone
because the two people watching.
But he's chosen his new owner.
He has chosen his new owner,whoever it may be. I'm going through
some of the other ones, too,and they have one ending today.

(01:06:12):
Even wild. They're going likehotcakes. They're going like hotcakes.
Well, thank you for giving ussome of your time today. I know you're
busy.
Yeah, absolutely.
These were fun. Yeah, thesewere great.
Thank you for participating inour first show and tell.
Fantastic.
You've been a treasure and delight.
I like it.
It's fun.
Great things, too. I love bothof them.
Yes, you did.
Yes.
And your descriptions. We needto, like, ask Kendra for Descriptions

(01:06:37):
like to write them for usbecause we are not as good.
Look, sometimes my freehandones, when I'm just going with it,
but it's. It's doing itbeforehand where I'm like, I don't
know. In the next ones that wedo. I think what we're. We're going
to describe, like, the listingfirst and then be like, now think
about what you think thismight look like and then say what

(01:06:57):
it is like with that. With the lamb.
Yeah, the lamb. Just so theycan hear. It's. It's.
It's a cat.
It is. It is a cat. So haunteddoll. Active demon. Sexual succubus.
Shapeshifter. Item. BloodyMary eyes. One piece.
10 out of 10. Love it.
Okay, well, it is a shapeshifter, so maybe sometimes that's
it.

(01:07:18):
Maybe it was a lamb for me.Ah, perfect. Perfect. Thank you.
Thank you. Everyone can be right.
Someone has to be Switzerlandin this, and it's me.
I love that for you.
Perfect. Thank you.
Yeah, they're like, don't putme in the middle of this. It's too
late.
We're gonna have to share apicture of this lamb cat with everyone.

(01:07:39):
Yeah, of course.
Yes.
Okay, can you just tell mewhat you think this is everyone.
That's gonna be the. The postwith the most, like, comments ever.
Yeah, it's always dumb.
It's gonna be that blue dressthing. The.
Or what was it? Oh, yeah,like, with the fact that, like, I
think most people are gonnasay it's a cat, but I'm just saying
that, like, upon my first lookat it, I was like, no, that's a lamb.

(01:07:59):
And then I looked up picturesof lambs, and sometimes lambs do
have tails. However, don'tlook up lamb tails because there
are equal amounts of picturesof lambs with tails and lamb tail
food. And that's a mind fuck.That's a bit of a mind fuck. Oh,
I don't.
I don't like that.
Yeah, I don't like. I didn'tlike it. It wasn't a good experience.
No.
But I did find lambs withbutts. They had shaved, like, butt

(01:08:23):
cheeks into their fur. I don'tknow why.
This is why when we record, itusually takes us, like, six hours.
Because we. It is find verystrange tangents like butts on lambs.
Butts on lambs. Very. Theimportant. Right. Okay. Well, thank
you so much.
Thank you.
We're gonna wrap this up.Lovely to see you. Thank you. Thank

(01:08:43):
you.
You too.
Yeah, thank you. Bye.
All right, thank you. So IMentioned it earlier, but we were
going to cover the Lamb cat inupcoming episode. But we decided
because we talked about it somuch today, we really had to add
it today.
Yeah, we couldn't excludeBloody Mary, which is what her name

(01:09:04):
is, by the way.
Yeah. It's also been talkedabout every day since we recorded.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
There's been a lot of debateon this.
It's. It's the talk of the town.
The talk of the town, if youwill. Okay, so per ebay, her listing
description is Haunted Doll,Active spirit Succubus, Shapeshifter,

(01:09:24):
Rough Bloody Mary figure doll,Adults, one piece. And I have in
my notes, she's a lambfigurine with blood running from
her eyes. But it's muchdebated whether she is a lamb or
a cat.
It's a cat. But also they'veupdated their listing. Oh, I pulled
it up again today. Six haveviewed it in the last 24 hours, which

(01:09:45):
all six were probably mebecause I look it up often.
Honestly. Fair. It sold though.
What the fuck? Since I looked.
They relisted it. Theyrelisted it? They relisted it? Do
they have new details? I'm looking.
Okay, now it's called HauntedDoll. Active Demon Sexual Succubus,
Shape shifter item. BloodyMary eyes. One piece.

(01:10:06):
She didn't sell the firsttime. I don't understand.
I don't know. Someone needs tobuy this because I look at it all
the time now. And just to beclear, we recorded with our patrons
a couple days ago, but thenwe. We had to really add this.
Yes, yes.
It just made sense.
It's important, right? It'svery important. Let me tell you about
Bloody Mary though. She's alsofrom Mystical Smirk, by the way.

(01:10:28):
We've talked about MysticalSmirks items on other episodes, but
some of the other ones wetalked about today were Mystical
Smirk.
Yes.
So this is her description.She's crazy and wild, super unpredictable.
A cute vessel from theunderworld ready to serve you and
possess you. Same. See, she'susing her supernatural abilities

(01:10:49):
to appear harmless and neutral.
Same.
Bloody Mary is clever,sinister and evil to the core.
Same.
If you say same after thisnext one, I will die. She loves to
giggle when you fondle her. Doyou want to say same again? Amanda,
do you want to say same again?Or what about for this next one?
Do you want to say same? Shewill pee on you if you want. This

(01:11:13):
is not like a. Do you know howthey have the dolls that can pee?
Because they. That's a thing.Apparently kids want it at Some point.
But this is just like afigurine of a lamb and. Or cat. Or
a lamb cat.
It's a cat.
It's a lamb. Okay, that isjust incorrectly positioned. Anyway,
anyway, she will pee on you ifyou want. Open your mouth and close
your eyes. That is what itsays. She loves all positions, especially

(01:11:36):
laying flat on her belly. Iwould just point out that from the
way that this thing ispositioned, that is simply impossible.
Maybe it moves.
She can't lay on her belliesunless you. Oh, God, that's horrific.
You know, they would have herin different positions then, but
she looks like she ishonestly, frankly, ready for you
to ask for her to pee on you.But anyway. But anyway. She is really

(01:11:57):
special and will change hisform and shape to reflect what she
feels you are lusting for. Togain sexual activity from you and
otherworldly spirits. That wasa ride. That was a ride.
It really was. It really was.
Okay, okay. She will changeinto a female wearing all pink with
reddish. So pay attention.

(01:12:18):
What does that even mean?
I think that that means that,like, if you're good to her, she
will show up to you as a ladywearing, like, a reddish pink outfit.
So, like, keep your eyespeeled. Because, baby, it's Bloody
Mary and she's ready to pee.Be careful and do not let her consume
you, for you are its master.And when she changes into this wild
female succubus, she needs tobe shown some sort of control.

(01:12:42):
Mind you, this is a little cat figurine.
Like. No, that's the best partof it is that, like, originally when
we were gonna do this, we weregonna read all of this and then be
like, what do you think shelooks like now? Pause. And then we
were gonna say it so then youcould go look at it. But I mean,
glorious, tiny. Anyway.Anyway, okay. The demon in her wants
all of your fluids. Oh, sheloves hopping around from body to

(01:13:05):
body. There's a lot ofinformation there. Yeah, yeah. She
is for you in all caps. So pether if you want the spirit to give
it back to you. Whisper in herear and your face will turn pink
and red. Do we want that?
Just imagine someone, like,leaning into this itty bitty and
trying to win whisper in atear, Right?
Like she wants to have fun,some affection, and she always wants

(01:13:27):
you. All caps. Again, allcaps. Just make sure you know how
to handle this crazy spirit inbed, because he will make you think
you're in a whole other realm.She will ignore children and will
not harm animals. All caps. Okay.
I mean, I appreciate That, Iguess, yes.
That's a small comfort. I justfeel like I don't know how one would

(01:13:48):
prepare for this. Like how?Oh, I don't know. You can't prepare,
but you're supposed to controlher. So like, I would be just curious
as to what in one's life wouldlead them to being like, this is
the thing for me. No judgmentthere. Just curious. Curious about
it.
Yeah. And they added a littlebit more to the newest update for

(01:14:09):
her.
Oh, did they? Let's look,shall we?
All caps. It is recommended.You have some knowledge with this.
Careful. 100 authentic.
I mean, honestly, I also, Iagree they should. You should have
some experience from this. Shedoesn't seem like a training succubus.
No, no. This vessel isuncleansed. Light a white candle,
burn incense and give a smallpresent to welcome it into your home.

(01:14:32):
I just feel like if somethingsays that it wants all of your fluids,
you. You have to haveexperience with this sort of thing,
you know?
You know.
Woof. What a ride though.
Yep, yep, yep. And we'll,we'll post pictures, of course, of
course. But we really want toknow, is this a cat or is it a lamb?
It's a lamb. Positioned in away that lambs aren't in typically,

(01:14:55):
is my humble opinion. I wouldalso be willing to beat in the middle
and say that it is neither alamb nor a cat, but a lamb cat, not
to be mistaken, with a jamcat, but a lamb cat.
A lamb cat. Yes. Yes. The pastcouple days I have been sending Lindsay
pictures of various, like,cats to show that it's a cat. And

(01:15:18):
so if once you see this, youcan relate it to a specific cat breed.
I would love to hear from you.
And I wouldn't if you couldfind a lamb that looked like it.
I would like to hear from youthough, just in case you were wondering.
But I. You know what? I wouldlove for people to send us the worst
cat statues they can find. Notlike, like up, just like where you're

(01:15:42):
like, have this. Has thisperson seen a cat?
The question that I asked you,I asked you if you had ever seen
a lamb before.
Well, its fur is lamb like.And I refuse to listen to. No, no,
no cat has fringe like that.
Curly cats do. It's the wish version.

(01:16:03):
It's the nightmare version.
But yes, we will definitelyshare all these pictures. We of course
want to know your take onseeing it, what you thought.
It was at first and bareminimum. Can you at least agree that
that's not cat fur?
Yes, yes.
That is my bare minimum here.
And yeah, today was such a funtime. We will be inviting more patrons

(01:16:26):
to do this in the future. Anda very, very special thank you to
Mary and Kendra for being thefirst people to do this with us and
to answer our ridiculous questions.
Yes, yes.
And while we try to figure outhow to do this, because having three
people on a podcast is a thing.
And we wanted to, like, figureout how to do guests in a low stakes
way, right? We were like,we'll do a silly time when we're

(01:16:49):
laughing and it's fun. Notlike, let's invite a insert professional
person who's going to tell usabout science. And then we're like,
we actually don't know how towork this software.
We're the professional scientists.
Yes, Lindsay, I made a retro face.
Well, again, we want to know,is it a cat or is it a lamb? Is it
a lamb cat? Let us know. Andwith that, have a great weekend.

(01:17:11):
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(01:17:56):
vintage yellow eyes.
Can we do a Google image search?
That's what I'm doing.Honestly, these are just as scary.
Oh, my gosh. I think I found it.
No, you didn't. Already. Yeah,yeah. If it's just a cat, I'm gonna
be so sad. I'm ready.
Look at. There's three of them.
Gasp.

(01:18:17):
Or this one. Is that not it?
What did you type in?
I did an image search.
Brilliant. Brilliant. Thefuture is now.
12 piece realistic catsfigurine, mini cat model figure.
Get on my face.
All right, mystery solved.
No, I refuse.
Look.

(01:18:39):
It's so stupid. Look at allthese stupid cats. That one's like
a lemur.
I feel attacked right now, frankly.
Google image search for the win.
It's an angora cat, specifically.
Is this not it? It is. What'sthat? Read, please. Read it to the
audience, Lindsay.

(01:18:59):
I can't read. I Will say itsays it's an angora cat, but when
you look up an angora cat, itmost certainly is not.
I love that the eyes are goingdifferent ways on this one particular.
Oh, my God. Now I want to buy.You're just gonna keep getting these
cats sent to your door. Notthe haunted one.
But it better not be thehaunted one.

(01:19:19):
Oh, they'll just be mixed inthere. I'm gonna draw red on it.
No, don't send me that. I'mnot ready. I'm not ready for her.
I've never had a hauntedobject on purpose. We already talked
about this. I'm not ready forone. I'm not ready for one that wants
on my fluids. Perfect. Yeah.
I'm gonna find where I can buythese, like, in bulk.

(01:19:39):
In bulk.
And when I go to Lindsay'shouse, hide them around her house
for, like, years.
By the way, these are only.These are, like, less than two inches.
Oh, yeah, these are.
Oh, these are for dollhouses specifically.
Yes.
How haunting. I love the ideaof a haunted object that's that fucking
tiny. Like, disrespectful.

(01:20:01):
Well, this one is still forsale for 23.89 currently, so.
Amir. A mere 28.
Yes. Yes. Just say Mario.
Mario. Mario. I don't knowwhich one's right. I'm gonna keep
saying it wrong forever.That's just who I am. Hold on a minute.
I'm stealing the screen reallyquick because I want to show you.

(01:20:21):
I don't know how to stop this.You guys are stuck seeing what I
have.
Sorry. If you could just go toyour bank really quick.
No kidding.
What was that pet? What's it.What's the name of your first pet
again? What road did you growup on? Just. No worries. Just for
fun. That's our new questions.Okay, I think you did. I think it

(01:20:42):
was at the end. Amanda. Don'tinterrupt me. Amanda. Don't say anything
again. Amanda, you can'tinterrupt me when I start reading
it. Do you think that it couldbe a lamb? No.

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