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None. Hello there.
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Come and stay, Leonie. Benny.
OK, OK, let's talk business. This fat bastard is trying to
move in on Mauricio's business. Now.
You know Mauricio is a reasonable guy.
He just wants the conversation with this guy.
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You don't want to hear about it.Maybe he'll listen to you.
He comes to town every Tuesday. Are you free Thursday?
Yeah, I'm free Tuesday. Nice to see you again Mr. Jones.
(03:16):
Remember, need discounts in that1/2 hour?
One hour. Yeah.
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What? It's a Tonto downstairs.
There's a guy who wants to talk to you.
What's he look like? Serious.
Tell him I'm coming up. He's coming up.
Somebody's coming up. Somebody's serious Mickey, open
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your eyes. We got company.
We got company. Come on.
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Stop, stop man. Tell the driver to wait for us.
Outback and hurry up. Hey sweetie, what's?
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Going on. Don't worry baby, it's cool.
Take a nap. Those fuckers block both the
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engines. Check the terrors.
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Hey, yo. None.
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911 emergency I need help somebody trying to kill me.
All right, let's stay on the line.
I'll just be off a moment, Sir. I'm going to connect you with an
office. Detective Jefferson, may I help
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you? I'll call you back.
Relax, man. I got half of Bolivia sitting in
the suitcases over there hadn't been cut yet.
All right, take your chairs. Dial this number.
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I'll talk to you later, sweetie.OK, bye.
Hello. It's Mauricio.
Remember Me? I see you're back in town.
Yeah. No, I mean, no, just for today.
Uh huh. So it's safe to say today's your
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last day in town and we'll neversee your fat fucking face again.
Right. Let me speak to our mutual
friend. He wants to talk to you.
Yes. Make sure he understands and let
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him go. Do you understand so say I?
Understand. Good.
I just wonder. Actually, yeah.
Yeah, it's. Fine.
(09:42):
It's nothing Shot, Yeah. Got better?
(10:03):
Jesus. Hola Tal amigo, do milk as
usual. Can I help?
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My mom awake. None.
(13:39):
Hi. Why did you hide a cigarette?
This building's full of rats. I don't want an old man to find
out. Got enough problems?
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What happened? I fell off my bike.
Hey, don't tell my dad about thecigarette, OK?
(14:36):
Don't understand why you're doing this.
You know, people got memory forms these days, I mean.
Once in the sun, you know. You know when to come out in the
sun. I don't know how it happened.
I mean, what's my job? I'm just to hold.
I hold the stuff just like you give it to me.
I don't look at it. I don't touch it.
I don't even know how to cut it.Try and follow me.
All right, In June, we gave you the dope.
It tests 100% pure. Now it's July, we pick up the
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dope and it tests 90% pure. Now somewhere between June and
July, 10% turn to cut. I don't know.
Still my business. I'm just a hold of you.
Give me the stuff. I hold the stuff.
That's all I know. You know, I'm, I'm trying to
help you out here. But you know, if you're going to
be a hard ass about it, I got todisturb him.
Let me tell you, when he's into his music, he hates being
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disturbed. I'm telling you the truth.
I hope so. It's scary.
What's up? It's almost like a sixth sense.
You're going to change your tune.
I got to bust in his. I'm telling you the.
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Truth. Stop.
All right. Stand.
Stand. I'm sorry.
See, he said he didn't cut the dough.
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Oh. What you need?
(16:40):
Do I have your phone? Of course, I don't think so.
Just do me a favour. It's like plugged in.
I got hooded for tomorrow you. Want to turn your light on?
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Sorry. Rocky, Hey, wait.
Hey, I didn't cut your shit. Find out yourself.
What the hell are you doing out here?
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Get inside and do your homework.I did it already.
Oh, yeah? Well, you can get inside and
help your sister clean up the God damn house and stop smoking
cigarettes. Yeah.
(18:57):
None. Are you fighting?
Are you fighting? One,
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two. Take a deep breath in.
Take a deep breath out. Take a deep breath in.
Out my turn and I'll. Smash your Beagle ready for the
label and death, death, death. Take it and squeeze, relieve,
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squeeze, relieve. You don't like it may never do
my whole workout. Sweetheart, turn that down.
Mama's got a headache. She took my turn.
I'm not the one that fat ass around.
And. Someone who's doing nothing all
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day but watching cartoons Move alittle less and go get some
food. You know, Dave, say that again.
It wouldn't be the first. Time, I mean you always.
Come up with something right? Yeah, I think I went a little.
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Too far this. Time I think you're going a
little too far right now I'm going to be late for work I'm.
Not working at home today. Really feel it.
That's it. Stomach in one now it's my
chase. You can't.
Hit. Me daddy shut the goddamn door.
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Fuck bitch. For the whole body, when you use
the quarter steps, your thigh muscles that warms up your body.
(21:24):
Hello. This is Marguerite McAllister,
headmistress at the Spencer School in Wildwood, NJ Is Mr. or
Missus Lando home? Yes, this is she.
Missus Lando, when your husband enrolled Matilda at Spencer, he
told us she had problems. Well, as you know, we pride
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ourselves in turning troubled girls into healthy, productive
young women, but if they are nothere, there is very little we
can do now. Matilda left school without
permission nearly two weeks ago.I know your husband paid tuition
in advance for a year, but if you will refer to page 20 in the
Rules and Regulations manual we sent you, you will see that
unless there is a valid excuse for prolonged absence, your
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tuition will be forfeit. She's.
Dead. Baby.
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Why am I feeling when things could look black and that
nothing could possibly go wrong?This has been a most unusual
day. Love has made me see things in a
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different. It's life always this hard, it's
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just when you're a kid. Always like this, Keep it.
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Hey, I'm going grocery shopping.You want some milk One quarter
2, it's 2, right? You placed me down again.
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Yeah, no, I mean no. 1-2 Take a deep breath in.
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Take a deep breath. Out fall right now.
I'm going to be late. Then you could.
Some water.
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None. I like these calm little moments
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before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.
Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head
to the grass, you can hear it crawling you.
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Can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
Couldn't really start. I'm going to play your song.
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We said noon, I've got one minute passed.
You don't like Beethoven, You don't know what you're missing.
Overtures like that get my juiceis flowing so powerful.
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But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a
little fucking. Off.
Off what? That's why I stopped touch the
apartment here in Mozart fan.
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I love him too. I love Northside, this kind of
work. He's a little bit light, so I
tend to go for the heavier guys.Cool dude.
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What the fuck are you doing, huhman?
Keep your bum buck hot mouth shut.
Check out bronze, he's good too.What the fuck do you know about
music? Knock it off.
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Check the mattress. Nope.
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Wow. Oh fuck, Stan, look what you
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did. Stan, you all right?
Look what you did, Stan. Hey, Dan, what are you doing?
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What are you doing? He's dead.
Then he wrote in my suit. I know, but he's dead.
He's a bitch. And me.
Forget about it. Calm down.
I'm coming. Stay there.
Right, Penny. Penny.
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It's great. Benny.
It's mucky. It's Stan.
Thank you. All right, Penny.
Come on. Skip cigarette.
No fire, get it? He's just fucking crazy, buddy.
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What's happening out there? Why?
Don't you leave that poor familyalone.
Everything's all right, just calm down.
Why don't you leave them alone? He said go back inside.
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I think it's better if we go inside.
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Don't have kitchen upside down, Willie blood.
What you did, you killed the floor.
Your old kid. You really?
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Have to do this, he just. Opened the door.
Please. Benny there are three kids here.
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I think Stan killed this girl. Well, Willie, that asshole shot
the little boy. The third one's missing.
Find her. Oh.
Shit. Maybe we missed a little girl.
Man, I'm going to. Try to find the fucking super
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this. Guy that he built.
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Don't you recognize me? Me.
Grimlock know you. Yo, I found it.
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Bingo, I know it's. The cops outside, we're going to
go. It's the cops outside.
We better go. You stay here.
What do you want me to tell them?
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Tell them we were doing our job.What's your name?
Matilda. Sorry about your father.
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Somebody didn't. Do it one day or another.
I would have probably done it myself.
Your mother, she, she's not my mother.
My sister. She wanted to lose some weight.
Anyway, bet she never. Looked better.
Not even my real sister. Just a half sister.
Not a good half at that. If you couldn't stand them, why
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you crying? Because.
They killed my brother. What the hell did he do?
Four years old. He never used it to.
Cry he. Just used to sit next to me.
And. Cuddle.
It was more of a mother to him than that goddamn pig ever was.
Hey, don't talk. Like that about pigs?
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They're usually much nicer than people.
They smell like shit. Not true as a.
Matter of fact, right now I haveone in my kitchen that's.
Very clean. Smells very nice.
You don't have a pig. In your kitchen?
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Yes I do. It was just.
In there and I didn't. See any goddamn pig?
Don't move. I'll get him.
Piggy. Piggy.
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Where are you? Yeah, there you are.
All right. My team die.
Are you Piggy? Ha ha, how are you today?
I've seen better days. What's your name?
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Leah. Cute name.
You have a new one to go to. Any families place else?
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I'm going to get some more milk.Holy shit, don't touch that
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please. Leanne.
What exactly do you do for a living?
Cleaner? You mean you're a hit man?
Yeah, cool. You clean anyone?
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No. Women, no kids.
That's the rules. How much would it cost to hire?
Someone to get those dirtbags who killed my brother. 5 grand a
head. Wow.
How about this, I work for you and in exchange you teach me how
to clean. What do you think?
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I'll clean your place, I'll do the shopping.
I'll even wash our clothes. Is it a deal?
No, it's not a deal. What do you want me to do?
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I've got no place. To go.
You've had a. Rough day today, go to sleep and
we'll see tomorrow, OK? You've been really great with
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me, Leon and. Didn't they not always like
that, No. Good night.
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None. Sleep well.
(43:50):
Good. Because I thought breakfast you
got to. Take off, weren't you?
Not my. Prom.
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Read it you don't know how to read.
I'm learning but. I had a lot of work lately, so
I'm a little behind. What'd you say?
I've decided what to do with my life.
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I want to be a cleaner. I want to be a cleaner.
Yeah. Take it.
So goodbye gift, go clean, but not with me.
I work alone. Understand alone.
Finding Clyde didn't work alone.Thelma and Louise didn't work
alone, and they were the best. Matilda.
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Why are you doing this to me? I've been nothing but nice to
you. I even saved your life yesterday
right outside the door. So now your son.
If you saved my life. You must have saved it for a.
Good reason you throw me out nowit's.
Like you never open. Your door, that's what I wanted,
to let you die. Right there in front of.
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And you did open it so. Don't help, we all die.
Tonight. I can feel.
It. No, I don't want to die tonight.
That's his eyes. You're just a.
Little girl. So don't take it badly, but I
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don't think you could do it. I'm sorry.
You want a story Natildo? How's that?
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I'm the leash we put our next day.
Don't you ever do that again or.Break your head, I know it's
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like. OK, it'll work.
Like that? It's not professional.
There is rules OK. And stop saying.
OK, all the time. OK, OK.
Good. Hi, Mr. I.
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Have to use. Because I.
Have an audition at Juilliard next month and I have to
practice. OK, OK.
OK, but. Not after 10.
OK, practice. We'll put you at the end of the.
Hall so that you don't disturb. Anyone.
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That. Could you fill those out please?
Oh, Daddy. Can I please?
Fill them out, you know how I like.
To check into hotels. Thanks Pop.
I'll bring these back in a minute. 4th floor.
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Thanks, Mr. Now you're lucky to have a little.
Girl that's interested in things.
I have a kid, 17. There's nothing all day long.
Can I leave my plant here while I take?
My stuff upstairs of course. Hi, OK.
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Take care, yeah. I'm putting in the name of a
girl in my class. It makes me sick.
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Things get hot. She'll take.
Thee. They're finished, Leon.
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I want you to teach me how to belike you, how to be strong like
you. Smart like you.
I know I'm not. Strong enough yet?
But I could learn the basics, the theory.
What do you think? Just a theory.
I need this Leon. I need time to get my head
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together. Yeah, and I need.
A drink. Don't.
Move. I'll go get 1.
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You know when you told me to getthis baby?
Out for you, I thought. My hearings going, I said to
myself. Leone's a pro.
Nobody uses that, so beginners. I like Justine shape.
Sure. Always.
Stay on top. It's like me, I got to.
Know where everything is all the.
Time. That's why I never leave this
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place except to go from here to there.
Change ain't good, Leon. You know.
Yeah, check it, make sure it's the right thing.
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I dressed. You one thing's got.
Nothing to do with the other. Remember that, Leon.
I will. The rifle is the first weapon.
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You learn how to use because it lets you keep your distance from
the client the closer you get. To being a pro the.
Closer you can get to the client.
The night, for instance, is the last thing you.
Learn. OK, OK.
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Position. No, never take it off until the
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last minute. It reflects light.
You can see you coming from a mile away and always dress down,
have a bright then the floor, OK?
OK, let's practice now. It's the.
Best way to learn who should I hit?
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Whoever. Please get off I'll.
Be with you in a second. All right, give me a few.
Minutes. Thank you.
Thanks a lot, you guys. Let's see what's getting lost.
I want to see you all right. Is everyone in for this?
It. Sounds a lot natural.
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No women, no kids. Right?
Right. Jogger in the yellow and orange.
OK? Keep calm.
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Don't take your eyes off him. Breathe easy.
Watch his movement. Pretend you're running with him.
Try to feel his next movement. Take a deep breath.
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Hold it. Now I'm all right, I'm fine.
I'm fine. One shot.
Not bad, huh? The hell.
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I'm fine, I just can't breathe. Get out of the way now.
Can we try with real bullets? Now up to then let's pack up.
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No thanks. No discussion.
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It seemed Socrates. Welcome to hell all we do.
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Is work. Oh, what's up?
Man, we need a break. Yeah.
What are you guys? Watching Lolita.
Basically. Lolita too.
Bro makes you think you're Leon right?
Exactly what you need, are we? Watching.
Leon. Watching is a strong.
Word did the wheel happen? I.
Missed everything 10 years The wheel.
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No, no, no, no. Watching this is.
Psychotic. This is like an extreme.
Of itself, right? That's what I'm saying bro.
I don't know. Some of the.
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The flight. Attendant just walked.
By and asked him if he wanted some more orange juice and he
had a hit escape real quick to get it out of full screen.
Just have naked young Oh Paderbey was on screen.
I don't know. This is the.
This is. Appropriate.
Airplane French fare? Yeah, appropriate.
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French fare, Yeah, this is. Fine, you're going to France.
You can. You can scream this.
No problem. Excuse me, Have you?
Not seen, Leon. I'm singing in the rain.
Just singing. In the rain, what are you I'm
sure that there's no. Problematic viewpoint from this
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director. Your turn now, huh?
He's still making weird shit. OK, even the.
Relationship in. Valerio was weird with what's
her face and she was just weird.Did you watch that with Kara,
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Devin or whatever? I don't.
Know what give up Joey is that that's the one with.
I was. Just about to say that, I swear.
What's? His cock, it's amazing, Jesse.
Eisenman. Really brilliant.
Is that the one? You're talking about.
Has Dean Dahan as Major ValerianClive Owens in it?
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Oh, I thought you said vivarium.No valerian in the city.
Of 1000 Suns or 1000 planets or.Whatever.
Oh, yeah, Don't you? No, I've never.
Seen this? What?
Was happy. Yeah.
Cara Della. Vincian.
And then or whatever. And their relationship is also
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weird. It's sort of like a like the
relationship in this movie is weird.
The relationship in The Fifth Element is 1/6 movie, but it's
also a weird relationship. And then in Valerian, it's a
weird relationship. Luke Basson's got some weird
fucked up. Don't worry, you go to the
Wikipedia. And you got early life, career,
personal life, right? First heading under personal
life is a great hockey movie. Don't worry, Basson, don't
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worry. About.
It Yes, yes, yes. I'll have to.
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Watch, they got to be jumping out of the plate.
They got to be alive. It could have been like.
Really good if they didn't. Pass her, I think.
But maybe he. Been a long time maybe.
Her. Her performance was a vessel for
Louis Basson, right? So maybe no matter who they
cast, it would have been weird. But like it, it was a pretty
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solid. Premise in like actual sci-fi.
Let's see 'cause this is an. Adaptation from.
A comic book. Is that what it is?
Yeah, I think. I think it's my like.
The first comic book. So yeah, that's.
What? That's what you got, dude.
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You got an established story andthen a director slash, you know,
like artist or somebody comes byand says, listen, I can fix
this. By putting in my own.
Sexual fetishes. But this is like the the poster
makes. It look like fucking Star Wars.
It even has a fucking clanker Droid and a fucking Boba the Hut
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or Jabba the Hutt in there like.It kind of was supposed to be.
But the fucking. Yeah, where's Disney on this
dude? Should be I lost money because
it was like a. Quarter $1,000,000 and then they
didn't, they barely made a quarter $1,000,000 website.
(01:01:08):
Oh, this looks, yeah. Dude, some of this this CG looks
like it would have been expensive to do correctly.
This looks hella expensive. Yeah, I thought you said
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vivarium. And that movie fucking sucked.
That movie was so awful to see. I.
Haven't. I haven't even.
Seen them? It's like.
It's like a. Couple and they're.
They're like thinking about having kids, are trying to get
pregnant and then like, they're trying to go buy a house and
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they get duped into going out tolike the middle of the suburbs.
But it turns out like it's like an alien plot, like the aliens
are like controlling this hyper dimensional fucking suburb space
and like they're getting body snatched and like they have to
like take care of an alien baby and they're like terrible
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parents. And it's like supposed to be
about like parenting and some shit, but it's fucking awful.
So it's like. To.
Signal but without Morpheus so it's like maybe 10% cool well,
because they. Like they try to like they're
trying to. Like, have all these themes of
like family and like suburban life.
And so, like, Jesse Eisenberg isjust like spending every day,
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like literally digging a hole. I haven't done anything.
And. Like and like the wife is.
Like the wife gets like attachedto the alien baby even though
like, they know it's not a human.
And like Jesse Eisenberg's like,dude, you're being fucking
retarded. Stop being, stop being a woman.
Like she's like, no, but my motherly instincts are too
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strong. Like it's, it's so bad.
And then they like. Chase the alien through like
multiple dimensional subspaces at the end and then die and.
Like I'd say like, wow. Cool.
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What are games that have like? 2 frames per minute requirement
to play Civilization. Hello.
You'd play? Chess bro be.
Careful with women. Play chess.
Remember when you arrived in this?
Country you've got to be carefulwith.
Women you're well referring to like 10 year old shit because of
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a woman Academy. Don't.
Forget that. Leo wish I could.
Sometimes. Natalie Portman bought.
My money. Maybe I maybe it's just her body
double. That was a good.
Plot point in the original. Trilogy to someone.
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That fooled, you know. Do you guys hear me?
At all. Hey, it's your.
Money, I mean. I'm just holding this for you.
You know like a bank, except youknow better than the bank
because you know banks always get knocked off.
You know, no one knocks off all Tony.
And besides, with a bank, there's always tons of forms to
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be filled and all that shit withold Tony.
Nothing to read, nothing to write.
It's all in his head. I know how.
To read. Now that's good, Dale.
Good. I'm surprised it works.
I mean your money. 'S here it's not really working.
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I wouldn't. You just asked, OK.
Here's a grand. Come.
On I mean. Have some?
Fun. The latency has to be
astronomical as well and like, Idon't think like running a
stream in Discord and a stream to Twitch at the same time, like
you're just doubling your bandwidth, right, my friend
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Leon, and you have an. Open Discord communication.
Going like, yeah, that's a lot. Like I.
Feel like I wonder how it. Work if we check it out and then
stream it, but he'd have to not put it on Twitch I guess
apparently. The download download is much.
Higher the factor of 10 or 20, Higher so easily.
(01:05:42):
It's easily got to be like 12:50.
It's not 20. Can't just speak.
What is Natalie? Portman's name in this.
Is it, is it what I think it is?That's a big fucking deal.
I was just smoking. A bubble.
I was waiting So what? I'm going to call it I.
Think I actually. Mentioned that can't just speak
20. It is.
It is. It's a.
It's actually just called. Jailbay.
(01:06:02):
It's crazy, but they named her. That very be careful.
You can't just speak 20 over thestreet.
Leon, get a grip. I think people made I'm almost
there. They.
Probably had like. One of those websites that are
like counting down. They want to have like percent
18 after this. Oh, just like a Dead brother
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movie, they want you to make an effort.
To talk twice. OK, they want you to stop
smoking Routine. It's different time bro, they
just. They don't even wait anymore.
And was. Already pre you got to reset up
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yeah I. I do wonder.
Classic Boeing bro, your door. No, I can't believe.
Bro if you were on an Airbus brobefore K stream no latency man.
(01:07:10):
Think I'm kind. Of because the Wi-Fi is a.
Critical component. To the flight safety system and
you're taking up too much bandwidth.
First time for me, you know well.
You know it's love if you've never been in.
Love before because I feel. It where in my stomach I feel
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like this is a real. Experience.
I feel like I'm really on a jet to Europe.
I always had a. Knot there.
And now it's gone. I'm glad you.
Don't have? A stomach ache any.
(01:07:52):
I don't think it means anything late.
Will work had. Been late for work?
I mean, to be honest, how much different?
Is it than any normal Tuesday cinema podcast?
Yeah. That's right, I think it has to
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be pretty different. I mean, we can find the frame
football. I mean, what's the difference?
Between. Latency and drop frames versus
pausing every two seconds like it's the same experience for me.
(01:08:37):
It's like fresh painting dude. Like like like version of a
mental girl like you watch the Anderson movie every every frame
of. Painting dude, this is what's
more cinematic than watching a movie in stills.
(01:09:00):
Every 3 seconds you get a still.If you can't watch a movie like
this, it wasn't worth making. How are we today miss have like?
4 hours left, I'm just sick. Of.
Practicing. Yeah, I understand.
(01:09:20):
Do you want to try? To sleep, but you're.
Doing all I want heard. Of her received.
Any complaints at all? Well.
I. Put a cloth over the strings to
lessen the noise. Well, that's very.
Smart. Not everyone loves music.
I know. What exactly does your father
do, Composer? That's wonderful.
(01:09:45):
Except he's not. Really.
My father, he's my lover. He's got to go for a walk.
(01:10:17):
What are you doing? Sad.
What about dinner? Hey, where you going?
Visiting friends. At six J OK.
Great, So what about? 8.
Yes. You have water.
(01:11:57):
We know you're a busy man and we'll try to.
Make this as short as possible. Now if you'll just take us step
by step through exactly what happened.
The guy was here. He went for his gun.
Bang, we shot. Him where exactly were the kids?
I don't. Know they should have been at
school, don't you think? But in your statement you said
(01:12:19):
you were the first man in. Didn't you see any kids?
The door was broken. What happened?
Did you follow the procedure? I lost the good man here.
What the fuck do you want with me?
Cooperation. I haven't got time for.
This Mickey Mouse bullshit. You want cooperation.
(01:12:41):
Come up my office. Room 46-O2.
Kids should be at school. Hey, hey, come on, this one's
wrong. Hey, give that.
Back where you going? Follow the blue car.
(01:13:18):
I suppose you want. Me to blast the music and go.
Through the lights, eh? No drive.
Shut the. Fuck up, OK?
(01:13:58):
I do not want to fight you, but.You leave me no choice.
You. Just.
Gave me like the frank number for this.
Cool. Flight I got.
To go to Saudi Arabia, don't askme what happened when I got
there. What did you have come back to?
Amy Daily. They must have flown over.
(01:14:19):
An island and got a relay. Did you guys it's for you.
The clouds. The clouds parted.
And we got, we got good Wi-Fi. Do you want me to open it?
I'll open it. How do you like it?
(01:14:41):
I see Mr. Mcguffin. Several celebrities off.
The phone. Can I have a word with you?
(01:15:06):
It's like, damn dude, that's my.Favorite.
Bodega. I can't believe it's famous.
You think I stepped 1 foot onto the fucking worst world?
(01:15:34):
In the country, never. Going east into the system?
Literally nothing. Mario, go back to the
(01:15:59):
barbershop. We'll.
Finish late. Hey, Leon.
What's up? I see what the director was all
done already. This painting?
Oh no. This is really.
Damn, what do you think about it, people?
(01:16:20):
Now this was really. Set up well.
I told you that. He's just setting shit up.
You got a problem. Trying to do something or is.
He literally just. Watching that movie like on the
fight and get the I mean this isit.
What else? What?
Else could you possibly want this?
Is this is the limit of technology?
The wheel? The wheel.
(01:16:44):
I when I. Showed up and something happens
when I. Showed up at 7:30.
After no, nothing's going to happen an hour.
Of this guy you're. Indestructible bullets slide.
You'd play with him. I showed up and the movie was
already. Thought about my improv money.
He's. Proud he's Linda.
(01:17:06):
The girl who came here the otherday, bro, these poor, These
poor. Fucking business professionals
who are her name is right now this guy pulls.
Out his. Laptop, his chin deck, his, his,
anything. Surround surround sound
speakers. 3.2 set up so he couldbe a movie.
I like you. To.
(01:17:27):
Give her. Signal turbans.
Subwoofers. My money.
No. Is that what those dudes got in
there? You can count 1,000,000.
It's the thing it's. Actually the thing it's like you
can reach. Like 4 Hertz and like they put a
they put a huge turban blade in the.
(01:17:49):
In like the wall and then. Like an actuator that slams the
center of the blades in and out and the vibrator creates and
traveling. Just reminding.
(01:18:36):
Yeah, bro, I'll put, I'll put. 10/10 of.
These. At.
(01:19:08):
Some point you just. One hurts, dude.
That's a human can do that, you know what I'm saying?
Like. Just got your child's slave
laborers. In your walls, beating your
speakers back and forth, pickingthe back of your because.
(01:19:37):
You can't even. You can't even like.
Hear that right? Like you can only feel it.
Like I know you can't hear anything.
Like after it like. Yeah, like you can just feel the
vibration bro. I already can't hear shit.
(01:20:00):
I get the, I do the, you do the.Test.
Like where it's like can you hear up to 20,000?
Like can't even get close anymore.
So. Special Delivery.
(01:20:28):
Huh. Let me guess.
Chinese pie maybe? I've got it Italian.
Food. What's your name?
(01:21:04):
Angel. Matilda, what's that?
(01:21:32):
I need to see a Tilda. I need to see a.
Video of this thing going. I want you to put the sack.
On the floor. Here's the video.
Here we go, the nine blade. Super Rotary supplement.
Oh dude, this guy's cutting edge.
This video's. From only two months ago and now
I want you to tell me everything.
You know about Italian food. This is the limit of cinema file
(01:21:53):
and don't. Forget the name of the chef who
fixed. It for me, nobody sent me.
I do business for myself. So this is something.
Par Rotary, self personal. Is it?
That's what we need, dude. I.
Grabbed the bird Rotary paper. Oh yeah, I'm watching that one.
(01:22:17):
Right now, dude. Did I do my car one?
Yeah, he. Killed.
My brother. Like brings.
Out his mom be like yo. Listen.
Listen to him fight. Look what I've been doing for
the last three weeks. That's really cool bro.
Cool, cool, cool and you want. To join him.
(01:22:39):
I put this nine blades. 9 blade soda Rotary subwoofer in my 98
Corolla. It's always the same thing,
pretty dope. It's when you start to become
(01:23:00):
really afraid of death. That you learn to appreciate.
Life. Do you like life?
It's different than I like seeing you so.
Crazy. He's.
Good, because I take no pleasurein taking life if it's from a
(01:23:34):
person who doesn't care about it.
Stan. Stan.
Shit, Stan, I've been. Looking all over for you, man.
They said check upstairs. Upstairs.
I came down. Please.
(01:23:55):
It's Monkey, man. He's dead.
Monkey was making a buy for us from the Chinaman, yo.
But they got nothing to do with it, man.
They told me this guy came from the outside.
It was a pro, he was fast, he fucking came out of nowhere,
boom shoots the children, went dead in two seconds.
(01:24:19):
Easy man, I'm a cop. Then turns around, says
something to monkey like no women, no kids.
Oh my God I searched for a Rotary sub.
With her one time, I think it was something personal, the.
Wall. That's his.
(01:24:41):
Just just every type of speaker.Content available on YouTube
They they got a hooky. Hook the audio file bro.
I can't believe I clicked it once.
It's like $26,000 diamond cable.Can it even be good?
What does $1 million? Sound like my trip to Axona 2025
(01:25:03):
Apple. How to make your studio cords?
Disappear. Blood.
Can you hear me? Yeah, man.
I hear you, Stan. Just chill out man.
As you take it off tomorrow, seethis guy's.
Let me see this guy. All right, Yeah.
(01:25:25):
What could $1,000,000? Sound like as I play them
through my $300 headphones. Jesus.
Christ. I like it when they always.
(01:25:48):
Cry. Yeah, my love.
I know where to find the guys who killed my brother, the
Boston Norman Stansfield, and he's in the DEA building from
4602. I'm going to do that myself if
something goes wrong. I left 220 grand on the table.
It's for a contract 5 grand ahead, right?
I know I'll feel better after I do this.
(01:26:11):
I love you, Matilda. Wait for me, I won't be.
(01:26:32):
Long bullets. What do you plan to do with all
these guns? Maybe she was planning on taking
out the whole. Building.
Shit we got here. Lunch.
(01:26:56):
Careful. Blood might be poisoned.
There's no anchovies on this. Did the star show thing blow?
Up again. That was cool.
(01:27:19):
I won't be long. I've been hanging around.
Here, for at least 10 minutes I did my best.
Congratulations my boy. What landed?
(01:27:42):
In the Indian Ocean, Yeah. What you're doing over there,
bro? Ask a question.
What do you want doing in the Indian Ocean?
Manolo. Take the kids in the kitchen.
Imagine being in. Business class with the I hope
(01:28:04):
his family bought out the entirebusiness.
Luckily now dude, everybody's got.
Like noise cancer here. But yeah, definitely.
Not a thing 20 years ago. You mean rocking?
The exactly the way. Plug it.
It's going to be the air. Ones.
(01:28:26):
Yeah, because they're like in the seat or whatever or like
like I don't know how those actually functions.
I'm actually what's the difference the air move
diaphragm that the hitman was kind.
Of the Italian type, it's alwaysyou don't.
Even know what that is? Tony might know something.
(01:28:48):
Wait. There's more getting added.
You're going to love this. I don't know how to respond a
few hours later. A little 12 year old girl comes.
Into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of
sending me straight to the morgue.
And you know who came and got her in the middle of the
afternoon? Right there in my building?
(01:29:10):
The very same Italian hitman. Wait, I got distracted from
Elon? 'S spaceship falling into the
ocean. I'm dying.
To meet him, relax. Everything's fine, sleep well.
(01:29:31):
I never really sleep. Got one eye open.
Rose. I forgot.
You know I never. Saw someone with one eye open.
Snore so much I snore like a baby.
I'm gonna go get some milk for breakfast.
I won't be long. I always wonder like how do I
get on? One of two nacks and one and two
(01:29:53):
nacks again. Right, go to a.
Industry event and just say thateverything is the best thing and
you could just buy shit and thenI get sent thousands of dollars
in audio equipment because I've seen some people doing that.
Who? Literally have like 65.
But how easily he did that's to getting people at Tuesday's
cinema club. I feel like he could probably
like do it like some bring theseup and go get some milk.
(01:30:18):
NAB or whatever the National. Association broadcasters and get
like free broadcasters. Yeah, the speaker was in the
armrest. You say?
Like you say. You're the camera equipment.
(01:30:38):
You're like a RED camera from here.
On there you answer. My.
Questions by nodding. Yes, we're shaking.
Your head, No. Yeah, $20,000 lens inside.
Is he alone? Does he?
Expect he made my avid. Your keys to the apartment the
original in Missouri code a way of nothing.
Someone knows a cheap? But made by avid those.
The you know the same company makes all the other.
(01:31:01):
Audio videos though bro I remember like.
I remember back on planes when they when like they didn't have
the in flight like or like in scene entertainment and then
they had them overhead. And then even before that I
remember like an actual project.Yeah, bro.
(01:31:27):
That shit was wild. Everybody just like leaning
into. The center of the aisle to watch
a movie. Alpha team final position.
(01:31:47):
We're ready to go be. Careful.
For French nationals. I hate.
(01:32:09):
The Americans. I wonder if there's like a?
(01:32:45):
Surely there's like some sort ofneurological disease where you
man down, man down. Snapshots like this I told you.
There has. To be Benny.
Like there's a there's a disease.
That. Does that.
(01:33:40):
Actually. They like literally walk down,
They'll walk across the yard, I don't think there's a street
(01:34:01):
there and make like a lap and walk into a bench.
And then you try to tell like, yeah, you can go take a look.
There's like a bench. There's a street here.
Yeah, the brain is. Yeah, I want, I want the
snapshot. Brain, I want the the French,
the French Atlantic Ocean Wi-Fi break.
They only give you 1 snapshot ofthe world every 4 seconds.
(01:34:23):
Do you? See anything?
It's the guy. Like perfect clarity, it's one.
100% in focus but I can just only see OK nobody.
Moves. Let the girl go.
Now take it easy man. Let the girl go.
OK, the girl's coming out. Let the girl go.
(01:34:55):
Grab the axe off the wall. Over there go we're.
Coming with us, we're going to say aye.
Aye. Turn the fucking water off.
(01:35:38):
With a child, go. We're the bad way here.
Send the. Cats A repeat.
You know. What happened?
I didn't see him coming. I swear they just went shopping
(01:36:02):
and they came back and they wereeverywhere.
Stay away from the window. You know,
(01:36:31):
you know, I flew all the way to France for your.
Wedding. What am I going to do?
Who's going to take care of my? Resize.
(01:36:54):
Come here, that's not your best.OK, now get this fucking.
Asshole out of there. How we're going to get out of
(01:37:25):
here. Now leave it to me, we're
checking out. None.
(01:38:28):
But Leah, it's not big enough. It's barely big enough.
We said no discussion. No, I'm not letting.
It's not going. I won't go.
Listen to me, we have no chance.With that.
But if I'm alone, I can do it. Trust me, I'm in good.
And I know I've got a lot of money with Tony, a lot.
(01:38:50):
We'll take it and leave together, just the two of us,
OK? No, no.
It's saying that the. Word won't worry.
I don't want to lose you. You've.
Given me a test for life Be happy sleep in the bed have a
roots you never be alone again. Please go now man go come down
(01:39:22):
go down go go see your tonnis and clean them out.
Tonnis you know. I love you too, I.
(01:39:46):
Love you too. And just like get on a train and
then arrive for three days across the country.
Yeah, I definitely. I looked at the one.
For vacation ones to go from like here to Chicago, like
consider the most and like. It's like, cool and.
All but then you realize. That like Amtrak is just like on
(01:40:09):
average like 6 hours to 12 hourslate.
Like it's. Just like, Yep, you're going to
take, it's going to take you 5 days.
You're going to have to. Stay at like 2.
Or three motel sixes in the in bum fuck nowhere.
(01:40:36):
Tough isn't for everyone that lives in this.
Building it's like my magic is just.
A strong guy. Hey, we've got one breathing
here. Get a medic on the horn.
You'll feed a hole Pass through.We've got one of the bad hair
(01:40:57):
right away. Get.
That guy up the stairs leap off the.
Land and get your team back downthere we've.
Got your man? Coming down the stairs.
(01:41:35):
You OK? Hey, I need a medic over here
over your fucking asses. Why?
Number one, what's the status onthe apartment?
There can't be shit too much smoke in here.
Give us 5 minutes to clear it out.
OK? You got it.
What? What?
What? The 200 men.
And you can't find one man and agirl.
You find the girl. Hi, how are you doing?
(01:42:03):
Take your mask. Quick, let me see you.
That's deep, right? This one here yo for the third
precinct. All right, fine, put it down.
(01:42:25):
Put it down this. One, you ever get the golden?
Star inspection guy not just side border in their feet.
He's a black guy that says the thing, right?
No, you stayed. There for 2 minutes I.
Don't think that guy make me putthe mask.
(01:42:46):
Back on. I only get 55.
OK, you're right it. Is really funny.
Let's see what this guy is have.I ever seen this?
Guy the only home black. OK, come on.
OK, I get. I get the dude who installs
TV's. I get that guy.
Oh yeah, I get him too. And then?
I get there's like one guy I. Used to get a lot the algorithm
(01:43:09):
always used to give me this guy who like every time he like
every video was like yo, I'm I'm37 and I'm retired and I'm going
to build this garden for free like a long time and then it
just. Fell off It's so it's so funny
how the. Algorithm just chooses random
people to give to every single person on the planet for fucking
(01:43:31):
36 hours and he just like all right dude.
Like I was like, what? Kind of grift is this dude.
You just like you. Just like make.
Like how are you making money off of this?
Like. I mean, the best thing about
(01:44:07):
sci-fi is. That he just like he gets so
many fucking receipts, bro. I can't believe that like even
to this day, like a builder likesays like, you know, says Nah,
dude, or what are you going to do about it?
And like doesn't look up who this guy is and realizes that he
wins every single case. You know, it's like, like they
(01:44:29):
still act like weird about it. It's so funny.
It's like. You.
Know who he is? Why the fuck you playing games,
bro? Yeah, you know he's going to
take you. Bro, it's like this guy's
fucking career is fucking takingthis shit and they're like, oh
now, bro. I'm honestly not watching that.
(01:44:56):
Like it's out and I hear that I'm watching.
I'm watching Gold Star. Inspections bro, I'm hearing the
sound. Of the door busted open as they
cling on to the crime baby. They keep ever getting sucked
out that Boeing. Airline.
(01:45:19):
They get the flight crews like. Uh, sorry passengers.
Uh. We're 21 lbs.
Overweight. The aircraft is going down.
We need one baby volunteer. Stunts you.
At your service. This is from here we go now I
(01:45:55):
searched this guy one. Time.
So now it's just. I mean, look.
At look at this. I literally googled this guy
once and like this is my feed now.
Immediately it's just like yo did you search this guy?
(01:46:19):
How much do you want? Like there was a shark dent
where? Google was doing.
It was the weirdest shit. They were like.
(01:46:39):
Sending me people's homework. Have you ever had that happen?
No, I've never got. On that it.
Was like. It was so weird.
It was like and I kept clicking on because I was like why is it
doing this? So they just kept doing more but
it would be like a literally a video with 0 views and it's just
like a girl staring at the screen or like a guy.
And then they start talking about like psychology stuff for
(01:47:03):
like therapy stuff, like their training to be like a therapist
and Utah is like a homework or something.
But it kept giving them to me and it had like the people's
full name. And I got to the point where I
was like, is this like real stuff or is this just like
something AI training slop or like something?
Dude, those. Those guys who are out there
grinding their better help scores bro, how?
(01:47:25):
How do you think you get better higher up on the better help
leaderboards? You're never going to get served
clients bro unless you grind it.What?
The hell can you do? I can.
Clean. I ain't got no work for a 12.
Year old kid. So get it out of your God damn
head. It's over.
The game's over. Leon's dead, you hear me?
(01:47:49):
Come on. Come on.
You think I ain't hurting too? But he's dead and.
(01:48:11):
You're going to forget all this craziness and get your little
ass back to school, Gabish. Now take this money and get the
hell out of here and don't let me see your face till next month
'cause something tells me I'm about to lose my famous kind
streak. Bro, I need a we need a sci-fi.
(01:48:34):
Dude in every city to say this. Sci-fi.
For the for the HOA. Board, take Justin out.
Hey this is where problem needs to end it like I wonder like.
(01:49:01):
I feel. Like the only thing you could
possibly. Do is buy land and then like
like? Get a crew of Amish.
Dudes out there to build you a house on it.
I feel like that's like the onlypossible way.
Nowadays my parents and you can only do that in new.
York, right? Or like Pennsylvania, not in a
(01:49:23):
car My. My parents got a deck built by
an Amish dude in in. Frickin.
Colorado, you. Know we didn't have the time to.
Get to know one another. When you first came he showed up
with him and like 2. Of his brothers bro and they
just fucking popped out a deck in like a couple days.
Boom bang boom like so I'm. Going to help you and do my
(01:49:46):
that's like the number one thingI think they do.
I think that's like the number one like industry for the Amish
is building shit. You have to stop lying because.
Like you pay you. Pay like the main contractor guy
and then he just doesn't pay anyof the employees right?
Like now tell me what? Because they're all like part
of. The part of the.
Fucking religion, OK. My family got shot down by D so.
(01:50:10):
They can get it for super cheap because.
Of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on
earth. He was a hit man, the best in
town, and it was pretty good quality too, you know?
It's like if you don't help me. You actually only fans guy.
Who builds shit in the middle ofthe desert?
Tattoo guy? Oh, I've yeah, I've seen this
(01:50:31):
stuff. I've seen.
That guy I've seen that guy I'veseen, I've seen the kid who's
like, I've seen the the fucking like rich kid who's like
building a tree house in his parents backyard and he's like,
you might say that one. Oh yeah, dude, there's.
Like this rich kid. Like he's like, yeah, like I'm
building it myself. And like this is all part of
(01:50:52):
like, you know, I'm taking, I'm taking my life into my own hands
and you're just like, bro, you're just like building
building shit on your parents property.
Like it's not that's. Not like.
You have a free place to live now.
So it's like, and then like theydidn't get any, they didn't get
(01:51:12):
any permits or do anything for it.
So like, this is what the city come on And they're like, you
got to take it down or what? Yeah, they were like, they were
like. See that one?
That's the only video that. Series, I see, yeah.
They're like, yeah, you got to take that shit.
Down you can't be like there's not a tree house you're building
bro. Like what the fuck are you
talking about? It's the house in the tree.
He doesn't. Play.
(01:51:33):
And then it was like, it was like a whole.
Thing they were like the fuckingI can't believe the Commie City
is going to fucking bring me down.
Believe we did that, but yeah. Oh dude, my my.
Parents are trying to build a like a just a garage, like right
(01:51:58):
off their driveway as like a free standing building.
And it was going to have no plumbing and like a few solar
panels just to just to keep it powered like, you know,
completely separate from their main grid.
And dudes were quoting them like$150,000 to build a fucking 2
car garage. It's like.
(01:52:20):
Bro what the? Fuck doing.
None. Hello there.
(02:07):
Come and stay, Leonie. Benny.
OK, OK, let's talk business. This fat bastard is trying to
move in on Mauricio's business. Now.
You know Mauricio is a reasonable guy.
He just wants the conversation with this guy.
(02:30):
You don't want to hear about it.Maybe he'll listen to you.
He comes to town every Tuesday. Are you free Thursday?
Yeah, I'm free Tuesday. Nice to see you again Mr. Jones.
(03:16):
Remember, need discounts in that1/2 hour?
One hour. Yeah.
(03:42):
What? It's a Tonto downstairs.
There's a guy who wants to talk to you.
What's he look like? Serious.
Tell him I'm coming up. He's coming up.
Somebody's coming up. Somebody's serious Mickey, open
(04:11):
your eyes. We got company.
We got company. Come on.
(04:40):
Stop, stop man. Tell the driver to wait for us.
Outback and hurry up. Hey sweetie, what's?
(05:42):
Going on. Don't worry baby, it's cool.
Take a nap. Those fuckers block both the
(06:09):
engines. Check the terrors.
(06:31):
Hey, yo. None.
(07:29):
911 emergency I need help somebody trying to kill me.
All right, let's stay on the line.
I'll just be off a moment, Sir. I'm going to connect you with an
office. Detective Jefferson, may I help
(07:59):
you? I'll call you back.
Relax, man. I got half of Bolivia sitting in
the suitcases over there hadn't been cut yet.
All right, take your chairs. Dial this number.
(08:35):
I'll talk to you later, sweetie.OK, bye.
Hello. It's Mauricio.
Remember Me? I see you're back in town.
Yeah. No, I mean, no, just for today.
Uh huh. So it's safe to say today's your
(08:56):
last day in town and we'll neversee your fat fucking face again.
Right. Let me speak to our mutual
friend. He wants to talk to you.
Yes. Make sure he understands and let
(09:17):
him go. Do you understand so say I?
Understand. Good.
I just wonder. Actually, yeah.
Yeah, it's. Fine.
(09:42):
It's nothing Shot, Yeah. Got better?
(10:03):
Jesus. Hola Tal amigo, do milk as
usual. Can I help?
(11:12):
My mom awake. None.
(13:39):
Hi. Why did you hide a cigarette?
This building's full of rats. I don't want an old man to find
out. Got enough problems?
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What happened? I fell off my bike.
Hey, don't tell my dad about thecigarette, OK?
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Don't understand why you're doing this.
You know, people got memory forms these days, I mean.
Once in the sun, you know. You know when to come out in the
sun. I don't know how it happened.
I mean, what's my job? I'm just to hold.
I hold the stuff just like you give it to me.
I don't look at it. I don't touch it.
I don't even know how to cut it.Try and follow me.
All right, In June, we gave you the dope.
It tests 100% pure. Now it's July, we pick up the
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dope and it tests 90% pure. Now somewhere between June and
July, 10% turn to cut. I don't know.
Still my business. I'm just a hold of you.
Give me the stuff. I hold the stuff.
That's all I know. You know, I'm, I'm trying to
help you out here. But you know, if you're going to
be a hard ass about it, I got todisturb him.
Let me tell you, when he's into his music, he hates being
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disturbed. I'm telling you the truth.
I hope so. It's scary.
What's up? It's almost like a sixth sense.
You're going to change your tune.
I got to bust in his. I'm telling you the.
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Truth. Stop.
All right. Stand.
Stand. I'm sorry.
See, he said he didn't cut the dough.
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Oh. What you need?
(16:40):
Do I have your phone? Of course, I don't think so.
Just do me a favour. It's like plugged in.
I got hooded for tomorrow you. Want to turn your light on?
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Sorry. Rocky, Hey, wait.
Hey, I didn't cut your shit. Find out yourself.
What the hell are you doing out here?
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Get inside and do your homework.I did it already.
Oh, yeah? Well, you can get inside and
help your sister clean up the God damn house and stop smoking
cigarettes. Yeah.
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None. Are you fighting?
Are you fighting? One,
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two. Take a deep breath in.
Take a deep breath out. Take a deep breath in.
Out my turn and I'll. Smash your Beagle ready for the
label and death, death, death. Take it and squeeze, relieve,
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squeeze, relieve. You don't like it may never do
my whole workout. Sweetheart, turn that down.
Mama's got a headache. She took my turn.
I'm not the one that fat ass around.
And. Someone who's doing nothing all
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day but watching cartoons Move alittle less and go get some
food. You know, Dave, say that again.
It wouldn't be the first. Time, I mean you always.
Come up with something right? Yeah, I think I went a little.
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Too far this. Time I think you're going a
little too far right now I'm going to be late for work I'm.
Not working at home today. Really feel it.
That's it. Stomach in one now it's my
chase. You can't.
Hit. Me daddy shut the goddamn door.
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Fuck bitch. For the whole body, when you use
the quarter steps, your thigh muscles that warms up your body.
(21:24):
Hello. This is Marguerite McAllister,
headmistress at the Spencer School in Wildwood, NJ Is Mr. or
Missus Lando home? Yes, this is she.
Missus Lando, when your husband enrolled Matilda at Spencer, he
told us she had problems. Well, as you know, we pride
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ourselves in turning troubled girls into healthy, productive
young women, but if they are nothere, there is very little we
can do now. Matilda left school without
permission nearly two weeks ago.I know your husband paid tuition
in advance for a year, but if you will refer to page 20 in the
Rules and Regulations manual we sent you, you will see that
unless there is a valid excuse for prolonged absence, your
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tuition will be forfeit. She's.
Dead. Baby.
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Why am I feeling when things could look black and that
nothing could possibly go wrong?This has been a most unusual
day. Love has made me see things in a
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different. It's life always this hard, it's
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just when you're a kid. Always like this, Keep it.
(24:13):
Hey, I'm going grocery shopping.You want some milk One quarter
2, it's 2, right? You placed me down again.
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Yeah, no, I mean no. 1-2 Take a deep breath in.
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Take a deep breath. Out fall right now.
I'm going to be late. Then you could.
Some water.
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None. I like these calm little moments
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before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.
Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head
to the grass, you can hear it crawling you.
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Can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
Couldn't really start. I'm going to play your song.
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We said noon, I've got one minute passed.
You don't like Beethoven, You don't know what you're missing.
Overtures like that get my juiceis flowing so powerful.
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But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a
little fucking. Off.
Off what? That's why I stopped touch the
apartment here in Mozart fan.
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I love him too. I love Northside, this kind of
work. He's a little bit light, so I
tend to go for the heavier guys.Cool dude.
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What the fuck are you doing, huhman?
Keep your bum buck hot mouth shut.
Check out bronze, he's good too.What the fuck do you know about
music? Knock it off.
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Check the mattress. Nope.
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Wow. Oh fuck, Stan, look what you
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did. Stan, you all right?
Look what you did, Stan. Hey, Dan, what are you doing?
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What are you doing? He's dead.
Then he wrote in my suit. I know, but he's dead.
He's a bitch. And me.
Forget about it. Calm down.
I'm coming. Stay there.
Right, Penny. Penny.
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It's great. Benny.
It's mucky. It's Stan.
Thank you. All right, Penny.
Come on. Skip cigarette.
No fire, get it? He's just fucking crazy, buddy.
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What's happening out there? Why?
Don't you leave that poor familyalone.
Everything's all right, just calm down.
Why don't you leave them alone? He said go back inside.
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I think it's better if we go inside.
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Don't have kitchen upside down, Willie blood.
What you did, you killed the floor.
Your old kid. You really?
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Have to do this, he just. Opened the door.
Please. Benny there are three kids here.
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I think Stan killed this girl. Well, Willie, that asshole shot
the little boy. The third one's missing.
Find her. Oh.
Shit. Maybe we missed a little girl.
Man, I'm going to. Try to find the fucking super
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this. Guy that he built.
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Don't you recognize me? Me.
Grimlock know you. Yo, I found it.
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Bingo, I know it's. The cops outside, we're going to
go. It's the cops outside.
We better go. You stay here.
What do you want me to tell them?
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Tell them we were doing our job.What's your name?
Matilda. Sorry about your father.
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Somebody didn't. Do it one day or another.
I would have probably done it myself.
Your mother, she, she's not my mother.
My sister. She wanted to lose some weight.
Anyway, bet she never. Looked better.
Not even my real sister. Just a half sister.
Not a good half at that. If you couldn't stand them, why
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you crying? Because.
They killed my brother. What the hell did he do?
Four years old. He never used it to.
Cry he. Just used to sit next to me.
And. Cuddle.
It was more of a mother to him than that goddamn pig ever was.
Hey, don't talk. Like that about pigs?
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They're usually much nicer than people.
They smell like shit. Not true as a.
Matter of fact, right now I haveone in my kitchen that's.
Very clean. Smells very nice.
You don't have a pig. In your kitchen?
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Yes I do. It was just.
In there and I didn't. See any goddamn pig?
Don't move. I'll get him.
Piggy. Piggy.
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Where are you? Yeah, there you are.
All right. My team die.
Are you Piggy? Ha ha, how are you today?
I've seen better days. What's your name?
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Leah. Cute name.
You have a new one to go to. Any families place else?
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I'm going to get some more milk.Holy shit, don't touch that
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please. Leanne.
What exactly do you do for a living?
Cleaner? You mean you're a hit man?
Yeah, cool. You clean anyone?
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No. Women, no kids.
That's the rules. How much would it cost to hire?
Someone to get those dirtbags who killed my brother. 5 grand a
head. Wow.
How about this, I work for you and in exchange you teach me how
to clean. What do you think?
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I'll clean your place, I'll do the shopping.
I'll even wash our clothes. Is it a deal?
No, it's not a deal. What do you want me to do?
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I've got no place. To go.
You've had a. Rough day today, go to sleep and
we'll see tomorrow, OK? You've been really great with
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me, Leon and. Didn't they not always like
that, No. Good night.
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None. Sleep well.
(43:50):
Good. Because I thought breakfast you
got to. Take off, weren't you?
Not my. Prom.
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Read it you don't know how to read.
I'm learning but. I had a lot of work lately, so
I'm a little behind. What'd you say?
I've decided what to do with my life.
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I want to be a cleaner. I want to be a cleaner.
Yeah. Take it.
So goodbye gift, go clean, but not with me.
I work alone. Understand alone.
Finding Clyde didn't work alone.Thelma and Louise didn't work
alone, and they were the best. Matilda.
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Why are you doing this to me? I've been nothing but nice to
you. I even saved your life yesterday
right outside the door. So now your son.
If you saved my life. You must have saved it for a.
Good reason you throw me out nowit's.
Like you never open. Your door, that's what I wanted,
to let you die. Right there in front of.
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And you did open it so. Don't help, we all die.
Tonight. I can feel.
It. No, I don't want to die tonight.
That's his eyes. You're just a.
Little girl. So don't take it badly, but I
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don't think you could do it. I'm sorry.
You want a story Natildo? How's that?
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I'm the leash we put our next day.
Don't you ever do that again or.Break your head, I know it's
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like. OK, it'll work.
Like that? It's not professional.
There is rules OK. And stop saying.
OK, all the time. OK, OK.
Good. Hi, Mr. I.
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Have to use. Because I.
Have an audition at Juilliard next month and I have to
practice. OK, OK.
OK, but. Not after 10.
OK, practice. We'll put you at the end of the.
Hall so that you don't disturb. Anyone.
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That. Could you fill those out please?
Oh, Daddy. Can I please?
Fill them out, you know how I like.
To check into hotels. Thanks Pop.
I'll bring these back in a minute. 4th floor.
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Thanks, Mr. Now you're lucky to have a little.
Girl that's interested in things.
I have a kid, 17. There's nothing all day long.
Can I leave my plant here while I take?
My stuff upstairs of course. Hi, OK.
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Take care, yeah. I'm putting in the name of a
girl in my class. It makes me sick.
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Things get hot. She'll take.
Thee. They're finished, Leon.
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I want you to teach me how to belike you, how to be strong like
you. Smart like you.
I know I'm not. Strong enough yet?
But I could learn the basics, the theory.
What do you think? Just a theory.
I need this Leon. I need time to get my head
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together. Yeah, and I need.
A drink. Don't.
Move. I'll go get 1.
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You know when you told me to getthis baby?
Out for you, I thought. My hearings going, I said to
myself. Leone's a pro.
Nobody uses that, so beginners. I like Justine shape.
Sure. Always.
Stay on top. It's like me, I got to.
Know where everything is all the.
Time. That's why I never leave this
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place except to go from here to there.
Change ain't good, Leon. You know.
Yeah, check it, make sure it's the right thing.
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I dressed. You one thing's got.
Nothing to do with the other. Remember that, Leon.
I will. The rifle is the first weapon.
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You learn how to use because it lets you keep your distance from
the client the closer you get. To being a pro the.
Closer you can get to the client.
The night, for instance, is the last thing you.
Learn. OK, OK.
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Position. No, never take it off until the
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last minute. It reflects light.
You can see you coming from a mile away and always dress down,
have a bright then the floor, OK?
OK, let's practice now. It's the.
Best way to learn who should I hit?
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Whoever. Please get off I'll.
Be with you in a second. All right, give me a few.
Minutes. Thank you.
Thanks a lot, you guys. Let's see what's getting lost.
I want to see you all right. Is everyone in for this?
It. Sounds a lot natural.
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No women, no kids. Right?
Right. Jogger in the yellow and orange.
OK? Keep calm.
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Don't take your eyes off him. Breathe easy.
Watch his movement. Pretend you're running with him.
Try to feel his next movement. Take a deep breath.
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Hold it. Now I'm all right, I'm fine.
I'm fine. One shot.
Not bad, huh? The hell.
(54:06):
I'm fine, I just can't breathe. Get out of the way now.
Can we try with real bullets? Now up to then let's pack up.
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No thanks. No discussion.
(55:52):
It seemed Socrates. Welcome to hell all we do.
(56:22):
Is work. Oh, what's up?
Man, we need a break. Yeah.
What are you guys? Watching Lolita.
Basically. Lolita too.
Bro makes you think you're Leon right?
Exactly what you need, are we? Watching.
Leon. Watching is a strong.
Word did the wheel happen? I.
Missed everything 10 years The wheel.
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No, no, no, no. Watching this is.
Psychotic. This is like an extreme.
Of itself, right? That's what I'm saying bro.
I don't know. Some of the.
(57:09):
The flight. Attendant just walked.
By and asked him if he wanted some more orange juice and he
had a hit escape real quick to get it out of full screen.
Just have naked young Oh Paderbey was on screen.
I don't know. This is the.
This is. Appropriate.
Airplane French fare? Yeah, appropriate.
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French fare, Yeah, this is. Fine, you're going to France.
You can. You can scream this.
No problem. Excuse me, Have you?
Not seen, Leon. I'm singing in the rain.
Just singing. In the rain, what are you I'm
sure that there's no. Problematic viewpoint from this
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director. Your turn now, huh?
He's still making weird shit. OK, even the.
Relationship in. Valerio was weird with what's
her face and she was just weird.Did you watch that with Kara,
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Devin or whatever? I don't.
Know what give up Joey is that that's the one with.
I was. Just about to say that, I swear.
What's? His cock, it's amazing, Jesse.
Eisenman. Really brilliant.
Is that the one? You're talking about.
Has Dean Dahan as Major ValerianClive Owens in it?
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Oh, I thought you said vivarium.No valerian in the city.
Of 1000 Suns or 1000 planets or.Whatever.
Oh, yeah, Don't you? No, I've never.
Seen this? What?
Was happy. Yeah.
Cara Della. Vincian.
And then or whatever. And their relationship is also
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weird. It's sort of like a like the
relationship in this movie is weird.
The relationship in The Fifth Element is 1/6 movie, but it's
also a weird relationship. And then in Valerian, it's a
weird relationship. Luke Basson's got some weird
fucked up. Don't worry, you go to the
Wikipedia. And you got early life, career,
personal life, right? First heading under personal
life is a great hockey movie. Don't worry, Basson, don't
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worry. About.
It Yes, yes, yes. I'll have to.
(59:41):
Watch, they got to be jumping out of the plate.
They got to be alive. It could have been like.
Really good if they didn't. Pass her, I think.
But maybe he. Been a long time maybe.
Her. Her performance was a vessel for
Louis Basson, right? So maybe no matter who they
cast, it would have been weird. But like it, it was a pretty
(01:00:05):
solid. Premise in like actual sci-fi.
Let's see 'cause this is an. Adaptation from.
A comic book. Is that what it is?
Yeah, I think. I think it's my like.
The first comic book. So yeah, that's.
What? That's what you got, dude.
(01:00:26):
You got an established story andthen a director slash, you know,
like artist or somebody comes byand says, listen, I can fix
this. By putting in my own.
Sexual fetishes. But this is like the the poster
makes. It look like fucking Star Wars.
It even has a fucking clanker Droid and a fucking Boba the Hut
(01:00:46):
or Jabba the Hutt in there like.It kind of was supposed to be.
But the fucking. Yeah, where's Disney on this
dude? Should be I lost money because
it was like a. Quarter $1,000,000 and then they
didn't, they barely made a quarter $1,000,000 website.
(01:01:08):
Oh, this looks, yeah. Dude, some of this this CG looks
like it would have been expensive to do correctly.
This looks hella expensive. Yeah, I thought you said
(01:01:44):
vivarium. And that movie fucking sucked.
That movie was so awful to see. I.
Haven't. I haven't even.
Seen them? It's like.
It's like a. Couple and they're.
They're like thinking about having kids, are trying to get
pregnant and then like, they're trying to go buy a house and
(01:02:06):
they get duped into going out tolike the middle of the suburbs.
But it turns out like it's like an alien plot, like the aliens
are like controlling this hyper dimensional fucking suburb space
and like they're getting body snatched and like they have to
like take care of an alien baby and they're like terrible
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parents. And it's like supposed to be
about like parenting and some shit, but it's fucking awful.
So it's like. To.
Signal but without Morpheus so it's like maybe 10% cool well,
because they. Like they try to like they're
trying to. Like, have all these themes of
like family and like suburban life.
And so, like, Jesse Eisenberg isjust like spending every day,
(01:02:49):
like literally digging a hole. I haven't done anything.
And. Like and like the wife is.
Like the wife gets like attachedto the alien baby even though
like, they know it's not a human.
And like Jesse Eisenberg's like,dude, you're being fucking
retarded. Stop being, stop being a woman.
Like she's like, no, but my motherly instincts are too
(01:03:09):
strong. Like it's, it's so bad.
And then they like. Chase the alien through like
multiple dimensional subspaces at the end and then die and.
Like I'd say like, wow. Cool.
(01:03:30):
What are games that have like? 2 frames per minute requirement
to play Civilization. Hello.
You'd play? Chess bro be.
Careful with women. Play chess.
Remember when you arrived in this?
Country you've got to be carefulwith.
Women you're well referring to like 10 year old shit because of
(01:03:53):
a woman Academy. Don't.
Forget that. Leo wish I could.
Sometimes. Natalie Portman bought.
My money. Maybe I maybe it's just her body
double. That was a good.
Plot point in the original. Trilogy to someone.
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That fooled, you know. Do you guys hear me?
At all. Hey, it's your.
Money, I mean. I'm just holding this for you.
You know like a bank, except youknow better than the bank
because you know banks always get knocked off.
You know, no one knocks off all Tony.
And besides, with a bank, there's always tons of forms to
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be filled and all that shit withold Tony.
Nothing to read, nothing to write.
It's all in his head. I know how.
To read. Now that's good, Dale.
Good. I'm surprised it works.
I mean your money. 'S here it's not really working.
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I wouldn't. You just asked, OK.
Here's a grand. Come.
On I mean. Have some?
Fun. The latency has to be
astronomical as well and like, Idon't think like running a
stream in Discord and a stream to Twitch at the same time, like
you're just doubling your bandwidth, right, my friend
(01:05:17):
Leon, and you have an. Open Discord communication.
Going like, yeah, that's a lot. Like I.
Feel like I wonder how it. Work if we check it out and then
stream it, but he'd have to not put it on Twitch I guess
apparently. The download download is much.
Higher the factor of 10 or 20, Higher so easily.
(01:05:42):
It's easily got to be like 12:50.
It's not 20. Can't just speak.
What is Natalie? Portman's name in this.
Is it, is it what I think it is?That's a big fucking deal.
I was just smoking. A bubble.
I was waiting So what? I'm going to call it I.
Think I actually. Mentioned that can't just speak
20. It is.
It is. It's a.
It's actually just called. Jailbay.
(01:06:02):
It's crazy, but they named her. That very be careful.
You can't just speak 20 over thestreet.
Leon, get a grip. I think people made I'm almost
there. They.
Probably had like. One of those websites that are
like counting down. They want to have like percent
18 after this. Oh, just like a Dead brother
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movie, they want you to make an effort.
To talk twice. OK, they want you to stop
smoking Routine. It's different time bro, they
just. They don't even wait anymore.
And was. Already pre you got to reset up
(01:06:48):
yeah I. I do wonder.
Classic Boeing bro, your door. No, I can't believe.
Bro if you were on an Airbus brobefore K stream no latency man.
(01:07:10):
Think I'm kind. Of because the Wi-Fi is a.
Critical component. To the flight safety system and
you're taking up too much bandwidth.
First time for me, you know well.
You know it's love if you've never been in.
Love before because I feel. It where in my stomach I feel
(01:07:31):
like this is a real. Experience.
I feel like I'm really on a jet to Europe.
I always had a. Knot there.
And now it's gone. I'm glad you.
Don't have? A stomach ache any.
(01:07:52):
I don't think it means anything late.
Will work had. Been late for work?
I mean, to be honest, how much different?
Is it than any normal Tuesday cinema podcast?
Yeah. That's right, I think it has to
(01:08:13):
be pretty different. I mean, we can find the frame
football. I mean, what's the difference?
Between. Latency and drop frames versus
pausing every two seconds like it's the same experience for me.
(01:08:37):
It's like fresh painting dude. Like like like version of a
mental girl like you watch the Anderson movie every every frame
of. Painting dude, this is what's
more cinematic than watching a movie in stills.
(01:09:00):
Every 3 seconds you get a still.If you can't watch a movie like
this, it wasn't worth making. How are we today miss have like?
4 hours left, I'm just sick. Of.
Practicing. Yeah, I understand.
(01:09:20):
Do you want to try? To sleep, but you're.
Doing all I want heard. Of her received.
Any complaints at all? Well.
I. Put a cloth over the strings to
lessen the noise. Well, that's very.
Smart. Not everyone loves music.
I know. What exactly does your father
do, Composer? That's wonderful.
(01:09:45):
Except he's not. Really.
My father, he's my lover. He's got to go for a walk.
(01:10:17):
What are you doing? Sad.
What about dinner? Hey, where you going?
Visiting friends. At six J OK.
Great, So what about? 8.
Yes. You have water.
(01:11:57):
We know you're a busy man and we'll try to.
Make this as short as possible. Now if you'll just take us step
by step through exactly what happened.
The guy was here. He went for his gun.
Bang, we shot. Him where exactly were the kids?
I don't. Know they should have been at
school, don't you think? But in your statement you said
(01:12:19):
you were the first man in. Didn't you see any kids?
The door was broken. What happened?
Did you follow the procedure? I lost the good man here.
What the fuck do you want with me?
Cooperation. I haven't got time for.
This Mickey Mouse bullshit. You want cooperation.
(01:12:41):
Come up my office. Room 46-O2.
Kids should be at school. Hey, hey, come on, this one's
wrong. Hey, give that.
Back where you going? Follow the blue car.
(01:13:18):
I suppose you want. Me to blast the music and go.
Through the lights, eh? No drive.
Shut the. Fuck up, OK?
(01:13:58):
I do not want to fight you, but.You leave me no choice.
You. Just.
Gave me like the frank number for this.
Cool. Flight I got.
To go to Saudi Arabia, don't askme what happened when I got
there. What did you have come back to?
Amy Daily. They must have flown over.
(01:14:19):
An island and got a relay. Did you guys it's for you.
The clouds. The clouds parted.
And we got, we got good Wi-Fi. Do you want me to open it?
I'll open it. How do you like it?
(01:14:41):
I see Mr. Mcguffin. Several celebrities off.
The phone. Can I have a word with you?
(01:15:06):
It's like, damn dude, that's my.Favorite.
Bodega. I can't believe it's famous.
You think I stepped 1 foot onto the fucking worst world?
(01:15:34):
In the country, never. Going east into the system?
Literally nothing. Mario, go back to the
(01:15:59):
barbershop. We'll.
Finish late. Hey, Leon.
What's up? I see what the director was all
done already. This painting?
Oh no. This is really.
Damn, what do you think about it, people?
(01:16:20):
Now this was really. Set up well.
I told you that. He's just setting shit up.
You got a problem. Trying to do something or is.
He literally just. Watching that movie like on the
fight and get the I mean this isit.
What else? What?
Else could you possibly want this?
Is this is the limit of technology?
The wheel? The wheel.
(01:16:44):
I when I. Showed up and something happens
when I. Showed up at 7:30.
After no, nothing's going to happen an hour.
Of this guy you're. Indestructible bullets slide.
You'd play with him. I showed up and the movie was
already. Thought about my improv money.
He's. Proud he's Linda.
(01:17:06):
The girl who came here the otherday, bro, these poor, These
poor. Fucking business professionals
who are her name is right now this guy pulls.
Out his. Laptop, his chin deck, his, his,
anything. Surround surround sound
speakers. 3.2 set up so he couldbe a movie.
I like you. To.
(01:17:27):
Give her. Signal turbans.
Subwoofers. My money.
No. Is that what those dudes got in
there? You can count 1,000,000.
It's the thing it's. Actually the thing it's like you
can reach. Like 4 Hertz and like they put a
they put a huge turban blade in the.
(01:17:49):
In like the wall and then. Like an actuator that slams the
center of the blades in and out and the vibrator creates and
traveling. Just reminding.
(01:18:36):
Yeah, bro, I'll put, I'll put. 10/10 of.
These. At.
(01:19:08):
Some point you just. One hurts, dude.
That's a human can do that, you know what I'm saying?
Like. Just got your child's slave
laborers. In your walls, beating your
speakers back and forth, pickingthe back of your because.
(01:19:37):
You can't even. You can't even like.
Hear that right? Like you can only feel it.
Like I know you can't hear anything.
Like after it like. Yeah, like you can just feel the
vibration bro. I already can't hear shit.
(01:20:00):
I get the, I do the, you do the.Test.
Like where it's like can you hear up to 20,000?
Like can't even get close anymore.
So. Special Delivery.
(01:20:28):
Huh. Let me guess.
Chinese pie maybe? I've got it Italian.
Food. What's your name?
(01:21:04):
Angel. Matilda, what's that?
(01:21:32):
I need to see a Tilda. I need to see a.
Video of this thing going. I want you to put the sack.
On the floor. Here's the video.
Here we go, the nine blade. Super Rotary supplement.
Oh dude, this guy's cutting edge.
This video's. From only two months ago and now
I want you to tell me everything.
You know about Italian food. This is the limit of cinema file
(01:21:53):
and don't. Forget the name of the chef who
fixed. It for me, nobody sent me.
I do business for myself. So this is something.
Par Rotary, self personal. Is it?
That's what we need, dude. I.
Grabbed the bird Rotary paper. Oh yeah, I'm watching that one.
(01:22:17):
Right now, dude. Did I do my car one?
Yeah, he. Killed.
My brother. Like brings.
Out his mom be like yo. Listen.
Listen to him fight. Look what I've been doing for
the last three weeks. That's really cool bro.
Cool, cool, cool and you want. To join him.
(01:22:39):
I put this nine blades. 9 blade soda Rotary subwoofer in my 98
Corolla. It's always the same thing,
pretty dope. It's when you start to become
(01:23:00):
really afraid of death. That you learn to appreciate.
Life. Do you like life?
It's different than I like seeing you so.
Crazy. He's.
Good, because I take no pleasurein taking life if it's from a
(01:23:34):
person who doesn't care about it.
Stan. Stan.
Shit, Stan, I've been. Looking all over for you, man.
They said check upstairs. Upstairs.
I came down. Please.
(01:23:55):
It's Monkey, man. He's dead.
Monkey was making a buy for us from the Chinaman, yo.
But they got nothing to do with it, man.
They told me this guy came from the outside.
It was a pro, he was fast, he fucking came out of nowhere,
boom shoots the children, went dead in two seconds.
(01:24:19):
Easy man, I'm a cop. Then turns around, says
something to monkey like no women, no kids.
Oh my God I searched for a Rotary sub.
With her one time, I think it was something personal, the.
Wall. That's his.
(01:24:41):
Just just every type of speaker.Content available on YouTube
They they got a hooky. Hook the audio file bro.
I can't believe I clicked it once.
It's like $26,000 diamond cable.Can it even be good?
What does $1 million? Sound like my trip to Axona 2025
(01:25:03):
Apple. How to make your studio cords?
Disappear. Blood.
Can you hear me? Yeah, man.
I hear you, Stan. Just chill out man.
As you take it off tomorrow, seethis guy's.
Let me see this guy. All right, Yeah.
(01:25:25):
What could $1,000,000? Sound like as I play them
through my $300 headphones. Jesus.
Christ. I like it when they always.
(01:25:48):
Cry. Yeah, my love.
I know where to find the guys who killed my brother, the
Boston Norman Stansfield, and he's in the DEA building from
4602. I'm going to do that myself if
something goes wrong. I left 220 grand on the table.
It's for a contract 5 grand ahead, right?
I know I'll feel better after I do this.
(01:26:11):
I love you, Matilda. Wait for me, I won't be.
(01:26:32):
Long bullets. What do you plan to do with all
these guns? Maybe she was planning on taking
out the whole. Building.
Shit we got here. Lunch.
(01:26:56):
Careful. Blood might be poisoned.
There's no anchovies on this. Did the star show thing blow?
Up again. That was cool.
(01:27:19):
I won't be long. I've been hanging around.
Here, for at least 10 minutes I did my best.
Congratulations my boy. What landed?
(01:27:42):
In the Indian Ocean, Yeah. What you're doing over there,
bro? Ask a question.
What do you want doing in the Indian Ocean?
Manolo. Take the kids in the kitchen.
Imagine being in. Business class with the I hope
(01:28:04):
his family bought out the entirebusiness.
Luckily now dude, everybody's got.
Like noise cancer here. But yeah, definitely.
Not a thing 20 years ago. You mean rocking?
The exactly the way. Plug it.
It's going to be the air. Ones.
(01:28:26):
Yeah, because they're like in the seat or whatever or like
like I don't know how those actually functions.
I'm actually what's the difference the air move
diaphragm that the hitman was kind.
Of the Italian type, it's alwaysyou don't.
Even know what that is? Tony might know something.
(01:28:48):
Wait. There's more getting added.
You're going to love this. I don't know how to respond a
few hours later. A little 12 year old girl comes.
Into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of
sending me straight to the morgue.
And you know who came and got her in the middle of the
afternoon? Right there in my building?
(01:29:10):
The very same Italian hitman. Wait, I got distracted from
Elon? 'S spaceship falling into the
ocean. I'm dying.
To meet him, relax. Everything's fine, sleep well.
(01:29:31):
I never really sleep. Got one eye open.
Rose. I forgot.
You know I never. Saw someone with one eye open.
Snore so much I snore like a baby.
I'm gonna go get some milk for breakfast.
I won't be long. I always wonder like how do I
get on? One of two nacks and one and two
(01:29:53):
nacks again. Right, go to a.
Industry event and just say thateverything is the best thing and
you could just buy shit and thenI get sent thousands of dollars
in audio equipment because I've seen some people doing that.
Who? Literally have like 65.
But how easily he did that's to getting people at Tuesday's
cinema club. I feel like he could probably
like do it like some bring theseup and go get some milk.
(01:30:18):
NAB or whatever the National. Association broadcasters and get
like free broadcasters. Yeah, the speaker was in the
armrest. You say?
Like you say. You're the camera equipment.
(01:30:38):
You're like a RED camera from here.
On there you answer. My.
Questions by nodding. Yes, we're shaking.
Your head, No. Yeah, $20,000 lens inside.
Is he alone? Does he?
Expect he made my avid. Your keys to the apartment the
original in Missouri code a way of nothing.
Someone knows a cheap? But made by avid those.
The you know the same company makes all the other.
(01:31:01):
Audio videos though bro I remember like.
I remember back on planes when they when like they didn't have
the in flight like or like in scene entertainment and then
they had them overhead. And then even before that I
remember like an actual project.Yeah, bro.
(01:31:27):
That shit was wild. Everybody just like leaning
into. The center of the aisle to watch
a movie. Alpha team final position.
(01:31:47):
We're ready to go be. Careful.
For French nationals. I hate.
(01:32:09):
The Americans. I wonder if there's like a?
(01:32:45):
Surely there's like some sort ofneurological disease where you
man down, man down. Snapshots like this I told you.
There has. To be Benny.
Like there's a there's a disease.
That. Does that.
(01:33:40):
Actually. They like literally walk down,
They'll walk across the yard, I don't think there's a street
(01:34:01):
there and make like a lap and walk into a bench.
And then you try to tell like, yeah, you can go take a look.
There's like a bench. There's a street here.
Yeah, the brain is. Yeah, I want, I want the
snapshot. Brain, I want the the French,
the French Atlantic Ocean Wi-Fi break.
They only give you 1 snapshot ofthe world every 4 seconds.
(01:34:23):
Do you? See anything?
It's the guy. Like perfect clarity, it's one.
100% in focus but I can just only see OK nobody.
Moves. Let the girl go.
Now take it easy man. Let the girl go.
OK, the girl's coming out. Let the girl go.
(01:34:55):
Grab the axe off the wall. Over there go we're.
Coming with us, we're going to say aye.
Aye. Turn the fucking water off.
(01:35:38):
With a child, go. We're the bad way here.
Send the. Cats A repeat.
You know. What happened?
I didn't see him coming. I swear they just went shopping
(01:36:02):
and they came back and they wereeverywhere.
Stay away from the window. You know,
(01:36:31):
you know, I flew all the way to France for your.
Wedding. What am I going to do?
Who's going to take care of my? Resize.
(01:36:54):
Come here, that's not your best.OK, now get this fucking.
Asshole out of there. How we're going to get out of
(01:37:25):
here. Now leave it to me, we're
checking out. None.
(01:38:28):
But Leah, it's not big enough. It's barely big enough.
We said no discussion. No, I'm not letting.
It's not going. I won't go.
Listen to me, we have no chance.With that.
But if I'm alone, I can do it. Trust me, I'm in good.
And I know I've got a lot of money with Tony, a lot.
(01:38:50):
We'll take it and leave together, just the two of us,
OK? No, no.
It's saying that the. Word won't worry.
I don't want to lose you. You've.
Given me a test for life Be happy sleep in the bed have a
roots you never be alone again. Please go now man go come down
(01:39:22):
go down go go see your tonnis and clean them out.
Tonnis you know. I love you too, I.
(01:39:46):
Love you too. And just like get on a train and
then arrive for three days across the country.
Yeah, I definitely. I looked at the one.
For vacation ones to go from like here to Chicago, like
consider the most and like. It's like, cool and.
All but then you realize. That like Amtrak is just like on
(01:40:09):
average like 6 hours to 12 hourslate.
Like it's. Just like, Yep, you're going to
take, it's going to take you 5 days.
You're going to have to. Stay at like 2.
Or three motel sixes in the in bum fuck nowhere.
(01:40:36):
Tough isn't for everyone that lives in this.
Building it's like my magic is just.
A strong guy. Hey, we've got one breathing
here. Get a medic on the horn.
You'll feed a hole Pass through.We've got one of the bad hair
(01:40:57):
right away. Get.
That guy up the stairs leap off the.
Land and get your team back downthere we've.
Got your man? Coming down the stairs.
(01:41:35):
You OK? Hey, I need a medic over here
over your fucking asses. Why?
Number one, what's the status onthe apartment?
There can't be shit too much smoke in here.
Give us 5 minutes to clear it out.
OK? You got it.
What? What?
What? The 200 men.
And you can't find one man and agirl.
You find the girl. Hi, how are you doing?
(01:42:03):
Take your mask. Quick, let me see you.
That's deep, right? This one here yo for the third
precinct. All right, fine, put it down.
(01:42:25):
Put it down this. One, you ever get the golden?
Star inspection guy not just side border in their feet.
He's a black guy that says the thing, right?
No, you stayed. There for 2 minutes I.
Don't think that guy make me putthe mask.
(01:42:46):
Back on. I only get 55.
OK, you're right it. Is really funny.
Let's see what this guy is have.I ever seen this?
Guy the only home black. OK, come on.
OK, I get. I get the dude who installs
TV's. I get that guy.
Oh yeah, I get him too. And then?
I get there's like one guy I. Used to get a lot the algorithm
(01:43:09):
always used to give me this guy who like every time he like
every video was like yo, I'm I'm37 and I'm retired and I'm going
to build this garden for free like a long time and then it
just. Fell off It's so it's so funny
how the. Algorithm just chooses random
people to give to every single person on the planet for fucking
(01:43:31):
36 hours and he just like all right dude.
Like I was like, what? Kind of grift is this dude.
You just like you. Just like make.
Like how are you making money off of this?
Like. I mean, the best thing about
(01:44:07):
sci-fi is. That he just like he gets so
many fucking receipts, bro. I can't believe that like even
to this day, like a builder likesays like, you know, says Nah,
dude, or what are you going to do about it?
And like doesn't look up who this guy is and realizes that he
wins every single case. You know, it's like, like they
(01:44:29):
still act like weird about it. It's so funny.
It's like. You.
Know who he is? Why the fuck you playing games,
bro? Yeah, you know he's going to
take you. Bro, it's like this guy's
fucking career is fucking takingthis shit and they're like, oh
now, bro. I'm honestly not watching that.
(01:44:56):
Like it's out and I hear that I'm watching.
I'm watching Gold Star. Inspections bro, I'm hearing the
sound. Of the door busted open as they
cling on to the crime baby. They keep ever getting sucked
out that Boeing. Airline.
(01:45:19):
They get the flight crews like. Uh, sorry passengers.
Uh. We're 21 lbs.
Overweight. The aircraft is going down.
We need one baby volunteer. Stunts you.
At your service. This is from here we go now I
(01:45:55):
searched this guy one. Time.
So now it's just. I mean, look.
At look at this. I literally googled this guy
once and like this is my feed now.
Immediately it's just like yo did you search this guy?
(01:46:19):
How much do you want? Like there was a shark dent
where? Google was doing.
It was the weirdest shit. They were like.
(01:46:39):
Sending me people's homework. Have you ever had that happen?
No, I've never got. On that it.
Was like. It was so weird.
It was like and I kept clicking on because I was like why is it
doing this? So they just kept doing more but
it would be like a literally a video with 0 views and it's just
like a girl staring at the screen or like a guy.
And then they start talking about like psychology stuff for
(01:47:03):
like therapy stuff, like their training to be like a therapist
and Utah is like a homework or something.
But it kept giving them to me and it had like the people's
full name. And I got to the point where I
was like, is this like real stuff or is this just like
something AI training slop or like something?
Dude, those. Those guys who are out there
grinding their better help scores bro, how?
(01:47:25):
How do you think you get better higher up on the better help
leaderboards? You're never going to get served
clients bro unless you grind it.What?
The hell can you do? I can.
Clean. I ain't got no work for a 12.
Year old kid. So get it out of your God damn
head. It's over.
The game's over. Leon's dead, you hear me?
(01:47:49):
Come on. Come on.
You think I ain't hurting too? But he's dead and.
(01:48:11):
You're going to forget all this craziness and get your little
ass back to school, Gabish. Now take this money and get the
hell out of here and don't let me see your face till next month
'cause something tells me I'm about to lose my famous kind
streak. Bro, I need a we need a sci-fi.
(01:48:34):
Dude in every city to say this. Sci-fi.
For the for the HOA. Board, take Justin out.
Hey this is where problem needs to end it like I wonder like.
(01:49:01):
I feel. Like the only thing you could
possibly. Do is buy land and then like
like? Get a crew of Amish.
Dudes out there to build you a house on it.
I feel like that's like the onlypossible way.
Nowadays my parents and you can only do that in new.
York, right? Or like Pennsylvania, not in a
(01:49:23):
car My. My parents got a deck built by
an Amish dude in in. Frickin.
Colorado, you. Know we didn't have the time to.
Get to know one another. When you first came he showed up
with him and like 2. Of his brothers bro and they
just fucking popped out a deck in like a couple days.
Boom bang boom like so I'm. Going to help you and do my
(01:49:46):
that's like the number one thingI think they do.
I think that's like the number one like industry for the Amish
is building shit. You have to stop lying because.
Like you pay you. Pay like the main contractor guy
and then he just doesn't pay anyof the employees right?
Like now tell me what? Because they're all like part
of. The part of the.
Fucking religion, OK. My family got shot down by D so.
(01:50:10):
They can get it for super cheap because.
Of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on
earth. He was a hit man, the best in
town, and it was pretty good quality too, you know?
It's like if you don't help me. You actually only fans guy.
Who builds shit in the middle ofthe desert?
Tattoo guy? Oh, I've yeah, I've seen this
(01:50:31):
stuff. I've seen.
That guy I've seen that guy I'veseen, I've seen the kid who's
like, I've seen the the fucking like rich kid who's like
building a tree house in his parents backyard and he's like,
you might say that one. Oh yeah, dude, there's.
Like this rich kid. Like he's like, yeah, like I'm
building it myself. And like this is all part of
(01:50:52):
like, you know, I'm taking, I'm taking my life into my own hands
and you're just like, bro, you're just like building
building shit on your parents property.
Like it's not that's. Not like.
You have a free place to live now.
So it's like, and then like theydidn't get any, they didn't get
(01:51:12):
any permits or do anything for it.
So like, this is what the city come on And they're like, you
got to take it down or what? Yeah, they were like, they were
like. See that one?
That's the only video that. Series, I see, yeah.
They're like, yeah, you got to take that shit.
Down you can't be like there's not a tree house you're building
bro. Like what the fuck are you
talking about? It's the house in the tree.
He doesn't. Play.
(01:51:33):
And then it was like, it was like a whole.
Thing they were like the fuckingI can't believe the Commie City
is going to fucking bring me down.
Believe we did that, but yeah. Oh dude, my my.
Parents are trying to build a like a just a garage, like right
(01:51:58):
off their driveway as like a free standing building.
And it was going to have no plumbing and like a few solar
panels just to just to keep it powered like, you know,
completely separate from their main grid.
And dudes were quoting them like$150,000 to build a fucking 2
car garage. It's like.
(01:52:20):
Bro what the? Fuck doing.
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