Episode #: 0022 - Spiraling on a Long Walk

Thirty-One Traps. Fifteen Down. One Podcast Too Many.

The October Death March to 31 Horror Movies has begun, and honestly, the real trap was making us record a review after 15 straight nights of cinematic depravity.

In our Season 3 opener, the Tuesday Cinema Club crew – delirious and potentially hallucinating – is forced to dissect Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021). Is it a 'Saw' movie? Is it a 'Chris Rock' movie? Is it a scathing social commentary about police corruption? Or is it just a long walk that ends with someone getting a foot chopped off?

Join us as we talk about Samuel L. Jackson's screen time per dollar, the existential crisis of being an honest cop in the Saw-niverse, and the inherent comedy of a torture device that runs on the same energy as a DMV waiting line. We're spiraling, we're tired, and we're just hoping the twist isn't that we have to watch the other sixteen movies in a single sitting.

Tune in before you're forced to play a game.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Can you see me there? And we could full screen it,
too. Yeah.
I couldn't find the headphones. This is going to be, it's going
to be tough, I'll tell you that much.
Still unprepared tonight? I don't know how long on the
walk this is going to be, but it's it counts as an attempt.
All right, hold on. Wait one second.

(00:21):
Let me, let me. You can hear me right now,
right? I think.
I think she can hear me. Hold on one second.
I got to do it through the app. Tip my shoelaces.
Can you guys hear me right now? Yes.
All right, let's do it. Yeah, let's start that movie.

(00:42):
I got to get this up to 3 miles an hour.
Oh, we full screen at 2:00. Oh, you know what?
I can't even see it. Can anyone else not see it?
Yeah, I can't see the movie. That's that's going to be
difficult. I think we're watching no sound

(01:02):
right now. Yeah, no movie.
I think my wife just walked intothe shower too so.
There is sound, I can hear sound, There are sounds.
She walked away after she did that.
I'm going to have to. OK.
Can you minimize the movie that you full screens?

(01:25):
Maybe. And it'll be better.
Yeah. Hopefully you'll hear me
requesting that we start it over, too.
How bad's this microphone sound?It's all right.

(01:51):
But that that's a tough addition.
I'm not going to watch. Are you trying to stream?
Are you trying to stream directly from HBO or something?
Because you can't do that. Sometimes it works to be Yeah,
yeah, yeah. All right.
Started over though, baby, You just got to watch it like it's A

(02:17):
to be sponsorship. OK, whatever he has to do with
it. I don't think we're missing that
much of the movie. I think we're exactly a Black
Star. We could pull them out of the
movie. Yeah, we just sponsored that TV.

(02:43):
No, it's just a streaming thing.You guys could see it now,
right? Yes.
Dude, is that 3 miles an hour? How short are you?
You're like, running full speed.OK, OK, everyone calm down.
Be taller, I guess. Because I that's where my water

(03:04):
bottle is. Yeah, they know how to call 911.
Where's Chris Rock? Can you summarize saws one
through 10 so I can catch up? I think this takes place right

(03:28):
online between 1:00 and 2:00, soyou only have to see 123 and 4
for it to make sense. Oh.
Fuck. Oh pig, that's from the saw.

(03:49):
OK, if I drop my phone. Oh, it's scary when the people
are pig people. The pig.
All these craps are so simple. I would solve them so easy.
My wife asked me if this movie would be violent.

(04:11):
It's a Saw movie. That's.
What I I didn't even answer. I just looked at her.
He's like, is the Saw movie gonna be violent in between?
Like third. Rail, I feel like the setup we
are in this discord is getting dangerously close to a saw trap
like this. Many people trying to stream and

(04:34):
you're on a treadmill like we'regetting dangerously close.
The three train is arriving in 2minutes.
It is up to you to decide if this will be your final stop.
You have taken the witness standmany times and railloaded
innocent people with your lies. That's.
Crazy he's got ATV in power. Today it is you who will be

(04:56):
railroaded. You have one chance to live.
Tear from your mouth the tongue that has so often been used to
light and to deceive. Take a leap of faith and you
will live only. You're.
Just law buying citizens. You're lying tongue and save you
live. Can I reattach your tongue?
I don't. I don't know.
I've never heard of it, but I don't know.

(05:22):
I think you'd die in about one minute.
All the bleed out, yeah. Brown on your own blood.
He's really into this kind of king torture play.
People pay a lot of money for this.
Yeah, he paid. For this dude.

(05:45):
Couple more years in this union job and I get out of the tunnels
and into daylight. Oh man, so you got that extra

(06:17):
rib pressure, but then your bodygets hit by the train, so you're
suspended when that happens, butsomehow you get it hurts more
from the book of Saw. It's so crazy that they came to
Chris Rock and they said thanks.As a straight pimp man, but I
don't know if you can make that movie today.

(06:38):
What? The fuck you going on about?
Special needs abuse. Keep Gen. sauce name out of your
mouth but. You can't say handicapped, you
can't say retarded, just say special.
Yeah, yeah, You got a Chinese man to say the N word?
That's just crazy. Jogged across the whole country.

(07:02):
He beat China in ping pong. You know how fucking hard that
shit is? He's a war hero.
Who the fuck is nicer than Forrest Gump, his best friend?
Wait, how many movies are from the book of Saw?
That's a question I have, He. Made a billion, I think they
just didn't number this one they.
Wouldn't fuck him, hey. Eventually they got together.

(07:23):
Yeah, they didn't want to pay any of these actors except that
one to, to speak. There's a It's a room full of
five people, and only one other person is saying.
Anything. Yeah.
You want to get any of these extras their SAG card?
I don't think so bro. Well you get you get 2 free
speaking lines before you have to get the SAG card.

(07:46):
You think the book of Saw is going to allow them to
contribute to that bro? They specifically don't let that
kind of shit happen. They'll find the people who
haven't had their like, Free 2 Lions.

(08:08):
You were a police detective and you stole drug money.
I mean bro, it's 2025, what do you want to be?
You want to be an extra in the spiral offshoot Saw movie or you
want to be a fake customer on the Atlanta watch salesman?
You know, like that's where I want to be.
Those guys get speaking roles. I like I like the they blur out

(08:32):
the fake people, but then they also like dub in AI of what they
could like what they're going todo.
Oh yeah, I know someone who wentto trade school for welding.
Holds up like a welder. Stock AI footage.

(08:55):
Is that song in this movie or isit playing off my phone?
This is in the movie bro. I don't think it really matches
the expected Sava. Oh, they got fooled.
They got sod. What the fuck is wrong with you?

(09:20):
You do an undercover op, you don't clear it.
There's no coordination. We are hominid.
Bro that's you drug dealers doing an undercover op with no
clearance. It's just crime.
Like, no, I was gonna do the paperwork, but I had to move.
Back. Listen, the money was in my
account, but it was just for safekeeping.
Like no. Backup nothing.

(09:43):
No backup because there's no. Backup.
I've had to pretend there was a crooked cop in case they ever
looked into me. From now on you're going to
learn to be a deep cover. You're.
Getting a partner. Jeannie Sanche yo, I'm not going
to be able to do this long walk.I'm already certain about it.
The backpack out of another element you.
Want no partner, I'm not babysitting so.

(10:03):
Fucking sound like you're talking through mud just.
Because your dad was sorry. I think you got better.
You need to watch like 30 moviesover the course of a couple
months. Like every every three or four
days you need to go for a walk for six months and then you can
do it. Turn in a dirty cop, I get a
medal for it. Big fucking.

(10:25):
I need just a bigger treadmill bullet.
And I got to look over my. Bed.
You don't have a treadmill, you have a walking pad, bro.
It's. Too fucking hot here for me to.
Listen. And I'm putting that in two.
It's in Upper Elena and I'm at 3.1.
You say this ain't three, this is 3.1.
Stop because an hour I'd better be at 3 miles.

(10:45):
Last time I wasn't it was at 2.5.
It didn't make sense. I mean you walking on it
probably slows it down. So I'm not even going 3 miles an
hour. These are the logistical
questions I have with the long walk.
So like do they go 3 miles in front of them and they're like

(11:06):
you have an hour to cross me or I shoot everyone behind it?
I mean these these answers probably lie within the film.
Oh, I get it, he's a rat, so. How do you take coffee in the

(11:27):
morning? Alone.
OK. I mean what has Chris Rock been
doing besides getting slapped though?
Like he probably needs this film.
Like he needs this money. You don't know that.
This is when is this from? 2019 then 2020 I think. 20/21

(11:52):
and. I'm not him.
When was the slap 22? Pretty slapped dude some.
Homeless guy got hit by the three.
Train. Damn so this is just a COVID
movie? That's why he needs some cash.
Yeah, I guess this would be something like they have a
police set, but like paralyzed for law and order and saw came

(12:15):
in, hooked a spiral. They called it.
Bro this soundtrack is wild. I keep thinking my my like the
computer is just playing something randomly.
It's like mixed so oddly too. It's like it's up.
And. To to the right.
It's so weird. Emma, this is my son, Charlie.

(12:38):
Cute. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Well, less. Nothing happier than the wife of
the new detective. Nothing more angry than that
same bitch 10 years later. Maybe the same bitch.
I'm half Sally. Trust me, women do.
Not don't call my wife. What are you telling me about
women, young motherfucker? Shit, I just said it to you.

(12:59):
I didn't say it to a woman. I don't say it to their face.
Not like I'm too short. We're.
Just mad, but you, you know you're firing already after.
Shit, I mean, all I'm saying is,you know, most crime happens on
weekends, holidays, so you wouldthink anybody married to a cop
would understand this. No, one day your wife will be
angry because you couldn't go toher sister's birthday dinner.

(13:20):
You can give a woman 600 Tuesdays.
It ain't worth three Saturday nights.
You know, give me 600 Tuesday and three Saturday nights, you
know what I mean? So.
Guessing you're divorced? Divorced.
No, not yet. I'm going through a divorce
that's that's even worse. It's kind of like chemo.

(13:44):
Yeah, sorry. Sorry for what?
What cops? This is the.
Like for what divorce? Rate Highest rate.
Highest rate of domestic violence.
Yo, what is it become? A cop you pretty much assured
yourself you. Were going to die alone.
Oh no. That was a why did we That was a

(14:05):
sick green screen just walking by.
Spell that dude. I don't know, did I die?
How? How long did I get for a reset?
Fuck really? That's what you get for not
looking down the whole time. Get for a reset.
Well, I mean, like I I fell off the treadmill.
I didn't fall, damn it, it hurt.But.
Women cheat too, but here's whathappens.

(14:28):
Women cheat in the daytime. You can get away with a.
Lot in the movie they give you 1.
Warning before they shoot you I need.
To ride a lot of Dicks before death.
So that's a warning. Can I get a warning?
Did the. Stream get quieter or something?
Pilates doesn't even exist. Mine didn't it, it's the same.
Emma loves boys. I'm sure she does.

(14:49):
I'm sure she does, but don't worry.
Bro is this the set from the matrix?
It feels like it is. It's from the Unreal 5 demo
matrix. Like seems like the train
station down here. So if I have to tie my shoe, is
that a warning? Watch yourself.

(15:09):
Yeah, I mean, that's why you gotto wear Crocs, bro.
Holy shit. Oh, this is like the guy's first
day out of police. Weird thing to say when you're

(15:30):
looking at a dismembered body. I feel like it was tongue in
cheek. Damn.
Wow. Is that the face?
Oh, the pig. See I'm also I had like one

(15:50):
skinny tall boy of a 5.5 so I don't know I feel like that was.
Trying to get their steps in whoever this is is.
They don't count and then give you a warning.
It's not like 123 you get a warning.
There's a Fitbit. There's like a sliding rectangle
that you have to stay inside of and yours is that treadmill.

(16:14):
This is, I feel like, have you ever done a marathon or like a
race? You know, they have like the
people at the end, they like carry a rope and if they pass
you, then you can't run anymore.It's like your race is over.
They're like the they're the endmeter.

(16:35):
There's someone in the middle that's like a pacer that says
like, hey, I'm in between the person who finished and the the
rope, but then they start passing people with the rope and
then you lose play. Me.
Play me. Uh oh this is very terrible IT

(16:57):
security. Dude do not play random Yo just
send the cops for random USB sticks.
They'll play it no matter what, like.
Covered in blood, written with the most.
Oh yeah, he's running spiral.exe.
This is just a Davian fucking people of.
This city, one officer from yourstation refused to be reformed.

(17:20):
He will not. Be but they couldn't even pay
for the good chat bot like. They couldn't even pay for the
real voice actually, that's why this is from the Book of Spiral.
Because they didn't want to pay for the saw guy.
Yeah, Tobin is dead, right? Did Tobin die at this point?
Is he dead? Let's check.
It out. I didn't think he was dead.

(17:42):
Tobin Bell, aged 83, still alive, Yeah.
I bet you can still make him signs to it.
I mean they probably have enoughfrom all the 10 Saw movies to
fucking create the database right?
Like but your. Boys might need some backup.
Fuck you fix, it's not your case.

(18:04):
Holy Spirit, it's a perfect spiral that looks like CGI to be
honest. Yeah, I don't know.
It definitely doesn't look like somebody spray painted a spiral
on a wall. That looks like an after effect
for sure. What is that?

(18:29):
What is that? They all look away like?
Ah, fucking saw it again. No, no, no, no.
What's in the box? It's his tongue.
The first movie they were trapped in a room.
You know, it's crazy. They let him write and go

(18:49):
wherever now suck. A lot.
OK, here's what we know. Dental records confirm it's
boss. Sorry guys, but look.
No, not like. This which?
It did this OK. The director says he did.
I'm coming up on boss. Hanging in the air right before
he hit the windshield. Says he thinks he saw Boss

(19:11):
bleeding from the mouth badly. The package was sent from a.
Delivery 18 makes it up on a 40 Anglin drive right now.
What about the spiral? And it says 9.95 so that's.
Where we. Get to I don't sure, Fitch, I
don't know if I'm going to hit the .5, the .05 in a minute and
20 we'll see anything. We have St. images, we're

(19:31):
working on it, but Digital Forensics was able to map Baz's
movement off the. Fitbit last place was registered
was. Stewart 19 minutes during.
The firework. OK, yeah, we're there, Kara.
His. Wife he already called.
Her huh You. Called Kara.
Yeah. Do you know Kara?
No. Did you actually these guys are
not in the same room did. You text her.

(19:54):
Let me get yeah, COVID wouldn't allow it did.
I have a dead husband emoji. I talked to her asshole.
Hey, we had to notify her beforeit lead to the press.
So we get 20 minutes a day of face to face contact.
We're not wasting it this. Is mine.
Me and the roof were first on scene.
Thanks. I'm sorry, isn't this protocol?

(20:16):
Now you're part of the team, theNZ.
All right, we're at one mile at 1945.
We're on pace for three miles anhour.
You're doing that when all. You motherfuckers will treat me.
Like I have one warning left my fucking back.
Questionable if I use that warning boss.
Was my friend boss played with my kid we went to.

(20:41):
Fuck, what did he do with you? Uh huh, no bug.
You. They're super innocent right
now. Zeke, Zeke.
Fucking stop in here now. You're a loose cannon, zip up,

(21:05):
hand in your badge and your gun.Oh my God.
Damn *** Wash your. Hands.
I get why you want this, Baz wasmy friend too, but you can't do
this alone in the whole department on this working
together. Is that a woman in the men's

(21:25):
room, Baz? Is my.
Family cancel. We can't have this.
Yeah, it is crazy to think that all these were shot like solo
with like 3 people on set, like the director, the camera
lighting and the actress or actor and everyone's wearing
masks except for like when she'sreading the lines.

(21:47):
Yeah, like and every. That's why everyone else is like
soft focus. It's all just like, you think
I'm a rat. This is all CGI.
You think I'm? A snitch.
Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true.
I. Fucked your mother.
What is his rating bro at the? July 4th parade.

(22:09):
It's Stuart's point, so there should be plenty of surveillance
footage. Check your hashtags Instagram.
Hey now we got a dead cop here guys who was brutally killed a
fallen. Yo, what the fuck?
We need to focus on the case andsolve this.
So get the footage to Detective Banks and put your personal shit

(22:31):
aside. Well, Brian, you good?
No problem here, Captain. Good.
Let's go. We're going.
Pay our respects, put on a suit.I mean, I don't know if anyone's

(22:54):
watching the camera, but that was a successful digital spliff
and water break, you know? No, no warning at all.
So can someone hand me something?
If my wife handed me a drink, does that break the lung law?
Dude, they're like walking together.

(23:14):
They're like a posse bro. But like, whatever you can,
someone in the crowd hands you something.
There's no crowd. They're like on a deserted.
Freeway in the trailer there's people like saluting them and
they're walking through small ass towns, I texted.
You, I mean you asked all these questions before you watched the
movie. How?
How could we know? Well, I want to know what you

(23:36):
think. I think isn't it, isn't it
supposed to be like a it's like a lottery thing, you know, like
it's like a running man thing. Not today.
So I feel like you get anybody who Dicks with you if.
You're running the lottery. Or if you're running the long
walk and someone in town handed me a beer, you're fine.

(23:57):
Bro I feel like all you have to do is walk.
It's not. Like OK, if there was like a
magic hovercraft that held all my shit next to me while I
walked. Fucking Kojima pill bro.
Yeah, but lock disqualified or good.
Like the backpack. The backpack was just on a stool
next to the treadmill. In the last few weeks, did you?

(24:20):
Notice I think you got to carry the shit I mean did.
Boss say anything or act stressed out.
He was a yo. This is fucking wild dude.
No, look at this. I know you can't see it but I'm
going to post something in the discord.
This just fucking helicopter crashed on the beach down the

(24:40):
street from us. Oh, oh, I told.
Boz about it and he went out andhe walked up and I like the next
thing I know he was. We watch helicopters land every
day over us. I always think about what a
crash would look like. If I see it again I'll get a
like honestly pretty normalized crash.
I bet the pilot had some controlthere.

(25:03):
IPad. Laptop.
I mean, yeah, this is like rightdown the street from me.
It's crazy. That's a nice hotel, too.
You should stay at that hotel. It's a nice hotel.
Be good for a staycation. He knew you were a.
Good cop, you find out who did this.

(25:28):
Hey it was like cloudy today. How is it sunny down to me?
I should run down to the beach. The fuck?
On that post to you. I mean, it's right down Beach
Blvd. That's it.
Just go down to the fucking Beach Blvd.
That's true. You are like 10 minutes 15.

(25:49):
Yeah, if you hit the lights right, it's like 10 minutes.
Yeah, I had this trouble last time watching this movie.
I don't think I'm able to be scared because I'm so focused on
the reality of not hurting myself on the screen.
Oh, Sam Jackson is here. Pull.
A gun on your man, You're out ofyour fucking mind.

(26:11):
Dude, what is the budget? What are you?
Talking about. I got the gun.
It is a COVID movie and they were like the thought movie's a
printed movie. You forget who.
The landlord is. Yeah, but that doesn't give you
the right to just walk in here. I don't think the treadmill's
stopping you from being scared of this movie.
I think it's just the movie. I heard Bob Boz.

(26:32):
Man, the long walk is going longright now.
I'm not going to lie, I'm I'm fucked up.
All it is is dad. I didn't want to be racist, but.
What? He said it out loud.
Jigs. Yeah, I.
Know, but that's what he said. He said dad be difficult.
What do? You say?
Yeah, he literally mentioned that he was his father.
Like the first line out of his mouth you got.

(26:52):
A problem with that or you're just scared I'm going to
embarrass you? See.
Oh, you got to pay attention to the movie.
So is this just so Sam Jackson was?
To give me a twice or once. I only heard it was OK.
Well, it took me the second timebecause I'm on the goddamn
schedule. Yeah, he's paid for the movie.
I am. Dude.
I'm watching the The Spiral. Same.

(27:15):
Building I saw you out. Front So this is just Sam
Jackson sitting on his couch andthey just, they just painted it
out. Yeah.
And a meal. What are you hungry, *** Like
that's his that's that's Sam Jackson's shirt that he pulled
out of his bro. They they got a body double.
That was. More fit came home.
That was it. COVID body, all right.

(27:36):
I'm gonna get out of here, son. I'm gonna go to Cara's, pay my
respects. You got a nice split biopter,
bro. Oh, he touched him.
Oh, but it wasn't Sam Jackson. I'm lucky.
Yeah, it it was the head. They can't have two in the same
thing. That's just like a green glove
that they use to move the shirt.They CGI bro, you have to.

(27:59):
Watch highest to lowest. There's an extended scene with
fucking Denzel like running and like it's his body double for
like 2 minutes. Like it's crazy when they switch
back to actual Denzel Washingtontrying to run just so good.

(28:20):
I think like it's one of my favorite movies that I.
Posted. Is that really from the movie?
I keep thinking that's like AI mean.
No, OK. I mean, they added this, they
added the the music, but they rap at each other like that in a
scene in the movie, like face toface.
Bizarre. It it was there's a scene where

(28:41):
like Denzel Washington is like freaking out in his like study
in his Home Office and he literally beseeches like dead
black, like famous black people.Like he just like looks at like
Aretha Franklin. She's like, he's like, what do I
do? Aretha like like like to he's
like, what do I do, Malcolm? What do I do?
Like I was just like what the fuck is going?

(29:04):
On Yeah, your Denzel impression sucks.
Don't drain. My butt.
I think it's more racist if I try to do a Denzel
impersonation. Glad.
To see you, what do I do? Chris Rock?
I think this is linked. What do I do?
Chris Rock. Some pictures to the feds, we'll
see what happens. Now they have to be dead.
How? Are you on surveillance?

(29:25):
I think it's like one of the my favorite movies I've watched
this year, Like top five worst movies I've seen and also top
five favorite because it was like mind boggling, mind
bogglingly bad. Visual recognition came up with
nothing. There were two.
Cameras broken on this corner which and.
Proudly, they're not a chemist. Like I feel like Jeffrey writes

(29:47):
in it and he's playing like the he's playing a Muslim guy and I
feel like they like just never told him what to do with his
hands. And so like he's always just
kind of like hands up, like kindof like praying, kind of
praising a lot. Like I just like, it's just
bizarre, dude, like. I I can't believe they have Sam

(30:15):
Jackson. I that's what I'm saying.
Maybe there's like a thing whereif you're in a movie for a
fiscal year, like you get a tax break on something and you need
it for tax purposes. I don't know, man.
Like, like if you're part of a spiral, you can be cut into some

(30:37):
sort of wonky Hollywood accounting that gives you like a
massive tax break. I don't know, like like Sam, he
like they like created an LLC and he's like, you know, like a
hundred, a hundred, $200,000 taxbreak per day that they filmed
or something like, I don't know,it could be anything.

(31:01):
Yeah, just. Definitely got money from the
government to be made. Let me see.
That gun over there, the one on the left?
Yeah, yeah. Come on.
Come on. What do they call them?
The BBB loan. Let me see that gun.
On behalf of the Metro Police. I'm just taking this.
Thank you for generosity. No, I I feel like if I take

(31:22):
anything, he breaks the breaks the long walk.
What's his deal? He's a triggered piece of.
Shit. I already fell off 1, but we
stepped off. That could be like my warning.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
What's your boy's name? Charlie.
Charlie, you dude and hide, I'llput.
Him down a couple seconds. No, no, I'm not going to be
here. Meet my dad for dinner.

(31:43):
Going to go over the case, OK. You can just let your dad go
over the case files and yeah. Good work to them.
Thanks man. What did they do?
That was good work. See you tomorrow.
Yeah. What did this?

(32:03):
Uh, the next problem? I didn't bring a battery
charger. My phone's going to die with my
sound and mic. You'll be all right.
I I do You say you have to, like, walk into town and get

(32:24):
passers by to throw lithium batteries at you.
Like. Yeah, like.
How's it work? When did they sleep?
What if they used to use the restroom?
You jog ahead and shit and then they catch.
It so wait, you can stop but as long as you get in front of
something. Isn't it?
You said it was like, you know, you just got to stay in front of

(32:45):
the rope, bro. I was.
One, I just don't know. So that would make most sense.
So someone just runs, you know, in front of everyone.
You all right? What's to keep someone who's
just from like, sprinting a couple miles ahead every
morning? Just think about it.
What's 3 miles? Oh my God.

(33:11):
Not pig mask, anything but that.OK, even if it was 24 miles an
hour or 2424 hours a day at 3 miles, you know what is that?
He's got to get 72 miles a day. That's pretty insane.
I mean, I feel like that's impossible for like all but the

(33:33):
most like trained ultra marathoners to do like one day
like one or like I think people do like 100 miles, right?
It's like the Max I've ever. Seen multi day though 100 miles
a day. Not in, not in 20.
They, I think they can do like 100 miles in like 36 hours or

(33:54):
something. I have no idea.
Let's see. Wow, hold on.
It's one of the elaborate drafts.
This one involves a baseball umpire mask and these finger
trap. How does he test?

(34:23):
You know what I mean? Like, how does he go to get the
wire lengths? It's the amount of time it would
take to build one of these. So an ultra marathon times vary
widely between 20 to 35 hours. I want to play a game.
There's someone who did an ultramarathon in 24 hours.
It was like a whole thing. But isn't there biking in an

(34:45):
ultra marathon? No, it's just 100 like you just
run 100 miles bro. I think there was a guy who did
like an ultra marathon every dayfor like 70 days, for 100 days,
I mean. It probably wasn't 100 miles
then. You could do.
Like a marathon, you could do like a.
You could do like a 50K, you could do like a 50K or A100K

(35:09):
you. Got your hands?
Full like 100K is only 62 miles fucking.
Nightmare look, man. But 100 miles is like way
different. They're gonna have a sleeping
period, right? 8 hours of sleeping.
In the long walk, I assume, Yeah. 9:00 to 5:00 a wide

(35:30):
fucking no. They sleep while walking,
sleepwalking. I'm not kidding.
I think that's like what they do.
No, no spoilers. Please.
No walking spoilers. That sounds like something that
if you don't want. Spoilers.
Then why are you being like, heywhat happens?

(35:52):
I wonder what happens? I think you see another thing.
Is Peroni like terror? He just, he just gives the long
walkers cocaine. That's what Stephen King did.
And so he just assumed it would be feasible.
How much shit am I going to get if I if I fail this long walk

(36:14):
during spiral? You can just say you're doing
it. That's a Roni.
Peroni was a failed crypto scam of 2021.
They spent all of the all of thefucking pump and dump one into

(36:36):
this one product placement in spiral and it never took off
like. About a spiral.
He's like God damn it, 9/11 look.
At his mustache backward tat. I'm a younger man with a
mustache and backward tat. Hello fellow EMT children.

(36:59):
It's me, young Chris Rock. Knew I should have never let him
become a cop. We'll have to lose our mustaches
and backwards hats after this. It's pre. 911 Chris Rock guys,
he's only 21 not to be a. Hero.
And what about the other cop? We used to wear our hats
backwards, but then we respectedNew York too much.

(37:20):
We need caller control. We always do, huh?
Chief Bags WF Action News here. Yo the new shows up to the crime
scene bro. Are you in?
Oh I'm sorry but I think your face was trespassing on my

(37:43):
property. Is this something I can help you
with? No.
All right. Oh that's unhinged bro.
Maybe I became disconnected fromthe treadmill.
Very dangerous. Is there a movie supposed to be

(38:13):
happening between these scenes? Like.
Something, something's going on here.
Like I'm watching the images move but it's not quite going
together. Chief Detective.
I just want to see Chris Rock ona backwards hat again.

(38:36):
Oh shit, the hacking worked the first time so we just do it
again. Spiraled EGI.
Spiral on a truck. All the graffiti artists
refused. The union said no, it wouldn't
work. I was thinking.
Salvation was offered. Yo shout out to Uzumaki dude.
That's a real spiral story bro. With the Police Department.

(38:59):
And if you're going to point fingers, Paul?
Street Bridge. I know that place.
You should start by pointing them at yourselves.
You should start by. Pointing them at yourselves.
They couldn't even get the puppet.
Somehow they like couldn't get the right for the puppet.
The puppet. They said, listen, they came to

(39:21):
him one day. They said you could either have
Sam Jackson or the puppet, but we can't afford both.
Which one do you want? The puppets.
People are asking for a lot, to be honest.
We don't have treadmill money. It's.
It's like, actually, we didn't know this, but the saw puppet
was puppeteered by Jim Henson. And he's he's a lot dude.

(39:43):
He's he takes a lot. He's got a really big per diem.
You got to buy 3 or 4 tricycles minimum.
He gets to keep them too. I would just hit 2 miles, 40
minutes. That's huge.
You're going to make it. It's a long walk, bro.

(40:06):
I think this movie's shorter than The Long Walk.
I think you should put you should put your treadmill on a
turntable so you can spiral while walking.
Yeah, I gotta try to do like a spin move here before the end.
A spiral move. Hold this shit. 982 This is

(40:33):
detective back requesting backup.
Oh shit, is that the backwards hat?
No, this is midlife. This is midlife, Chris.
He went from backwards hat to frontwards hat to no hat.
I think also he doesn't have a what's up with that guy?
That guy's got to be a villain. That can't be a police officer.

(40:56):
No, this is a flashback bro. He doesn't.
He doesn't have the mustache at all, but he has the mustache and
the flashback pressure. You're going.
To be OK, stay with me. You're good.
You're going to. Be I've been shot, Sir, Please,
please let us do our job. Come on.
That's my son, God damn it. I'll shave my mustache for this.

(41:16):
My son called for backup three times in 8 minutes, so none of
you motherfuckers can get here. Motherfucker snakes on a
motherfucking plane. Nothing.
Crickets all right, this is whatI'm going to do I'm going to
call dispatch and find out who was closest available and when I
do, I'm going to take this gun and shoot that motherfucker.

(41:38):
We clear bitch. It was you who's.
Fucking with my son, Oh my God. I don't.
This doesn't fly. I don't think you hear me.
You're fucking gun, don't let. Me see your face again.
Face again. Face again.
Face again. I know it fits his last
location. I better cry for.

(42:12):
The fish I want to play a game. I want to play a game.
It's rising around you in 90 seconds.
The water or 400 roebucks you can get the rare skin in.
The tank you will be electrocuted unless you make the
sacrifice that will cleanse you you.

(42:34):
Rip your fingers off and. Because he insulted you, but.
Your hands are I can see the motherfucker as if put your
hands are I can see you, Sir. Oh.
Your finger pulled the trigger. And then they got him all set
up. They were like, we need him in
the department he gives so. But it comes with the sacrifice.

(42:55):
Bite down on the device in your mouth, which will start the
motor that will rip your fingersaway, leaving you free to escape
with your life. But if you don't, echoically,
all that awaits you is this watery tomb.
Live or. Die this watery tomb.
Survive. Make your time.

(43:16):
And they really had like a mouthgag.
But it's whoever made this movielike another like put it in the
tongue binder. I don't feel anything for this
character. Do you guys feel anything for

(43:37):
this character? You mean the crooked cop?
No, the guy who just like, shot a guy for no reason, yeah, I
really don't care. That's like the only part of
them I recognize. Like that's the only thing he's
been in the movie to do. What if?
This guy just drank too much milk and his bones are too

(43:58):
strong. You have failed the Mr. Beast

(44:19):
challenge. 100 days inside of a Mr. beast.
I'm a giant Mr. Beast. I'm going to consume you.
Can you have 100 days inside my tummy?

(44:41):
I mean, this guy suffered then dot like both of these guys like
just they tried to do the trap so they just got isn't.
This like proof that it's like areal copycat killer who's
everyone in. He's supposed to be able to, I
don't know, get out of it, JimmyLincoln.
Then how'd? You go.

(45:02):
That's why it's the spiral bro. This.
Guy Benny writes, who Pause was last seen with on July 4th.
How do you know who Pause was? Last seen.
Here we go, successful drink, not feeding.
Stuart what? And you didn't tell me what?
The fuck did this? Bro, you need a you need a
fucking tube, bro. Or maybe you need a drinking

(45:23):
tube. Fitch.
Trying to say something joy. You know what I'm saying?
I doubt you'll be shedding tears.
For Fitch, all right. Come on, Come on.
Fucking asshole, OK? Ignore him.
Did you get anything? Got a name?
Vinny Wright. Last guy Baz was seen with.
OK, find him. They have hours, not days.

(45:47):
And this is where Benny gets hismeth.
You know what that is? This.
Is a test. Just ask you a question.
It's it's meth house for the. Money.
I was thinking about a camel thing.
Is that cheating? I have one this is.
A new Jack City. I mean how is it cheating if you
don't stop walking? Feel like that's it's a very

(46:11):
simple rule set. Don't stop walking like.
We need a water for this. Oh yeah.
So then like, oh shit, the waterbottle, the hat's almost
backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's getting close. So how do they refill the water?
It's. Our anniversary we're trying to
celebrate. Trying to do something, they
piss in it. It's just a cycle.

(46:33):
It's got everything on it. I got, I got pass codes, I got
Netflix. Hulu.
Uber Eats host mates. Lots of food.
Lots of food. Let me see that.
Yo man, get the fuck out are. You fucking hungry to?
You yo-yo, you got everything. It don't fit though.
Why don't you come down? Get the fuck out of here.
Come back when you. Get some money.
Oh, OK. OK.
I need money. I need money.

(46:53):
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got some. I got some money.
I got some money. Hold up a second.
Hold up a second. All right, All right.
Sit it down, baby. Come on.
There's nothing we can legally do about the bucket string.
No ownership has ever been taken.
I'm just couldn't be moving my bucket and if someone happens to

(47:16):
put cash inside of it I can't stop them.
I don't own the bucket, I just own the rope attached to the

(47:38):
bucket. You need to talk to the FAA if
you want to search my flying vehicle.
I don't believe this movie. A cop just saw a dog like that
and didn't shoot. This is unbelievable back.
Inside get back inside. Oh my God, what does this have

(48:07):
to do with Saw? How is this a scary movie?
An action movie? Weird ass like crime partner
playing? Oh shit.
I really wanted to get. You got to make it easy for the.

(48:30):
Customer that game in the background's sick.
There's like two different speedometers in each corner
here. We go.
You want me to tag you? Can I tag you, motherfucker?
You see this? Man before I.

(48:52):
Told. You shit.
Why? Because you're worried about
that bone sticking out your leg?Why don't you let me sterilize
it? Maybe, maybe this guy is the
saw. Chris Rock is the saw.
Everybody knows that motherfucker Benny Ritz.

(49:14):
He's one of my best customers, man.
When? Was the last time you saw him?
I've seen a bitch in two days, man.
Oh yeah, motherfucker. OD.
Fuck this snitch. Fuck yeah.
I got 11 minutes to walk these guys miles.
I think that track being on the three mile an hour pace, we
know. Benny's dead.

(49:35):
Meth isn't the type of thing youtake a break from.
Oh man was. Not designed by anybody with
rotten teeth. What do you think about this
whole jigsaw angle? You think it's already called
one of those disciples? John Kramer didn't target cops.
Whoever did this has another motive, something personal, and

(49:55):
they're not following orders, especially the orders of a
ghost. The app didn't stop it even
though I dropped my phone. Somebody's out there pulling.
Is that it? Is that a game over you?
Think this guy sent you? The boxes are you walking,
detective? On the case because you're.
You. Yeah, I.
Don't then you're going bro any enemies that.
Aren't there was like a moment though when I jumped off to pick

(50:15):
up the phone and jump back on. Then I don't know if I was
technically moving at 3 miles anhour too much you.
Gotta think of that tough love that.
Was this guy next cop partner snitched off, Had to do 9 years
hard. Because technically, I'm going
to set the Long Walk record for all these movies.

(50:36):
There he is. Hey, Pete.
Because if you watch it at regular speed at 3 miles an
hour, if you run at six, can youwatch the movie at double speed?
Last guy I expected to see here.Thus opening up like the speed
run attempts for films, Glass inthe bottle can kill.

(51:00):
How you doing Pete? You like to see what I'm
suggesting here. I think instead of the long walk
challenge, I'm going to do the Hassan the Hassan dog challenge
where I have to sit in a two by two square for six hours, stab
you right in the. Fucking back.
Don't forget you gave me the knife.
I do whatever you. Get words otherwise like it

(51:21):
yeah. Does IBM fucking prong you and
shock you though if you get up from your desk though?
No, he's at his foot. I do it to myself.
Way too long, I can't have this.I'll testify.
I'll do it. Oh my God, dude, this precinct

(51:42):
has problems. Dude, there's some crime going
down in this fucking precinct. He pulled a gun on me.
The witness pulled a gun on me. The witness pulled a gun at me.
Unfortunately the technology in 2021 just didn't exist for those
badge cams bro. Unlucky it was.

(52:04):
Crazy back then. I'm a priest now.
What can you do? You don't got cameras here yet.
I mean, how many, how many homeless people died between,
you know, like from the 40s until like the 90s, right?
Like 2000s, Like how many homeless people died to police
bullets that just like dead in an alleyway, right?

(52:25):
Like thousands, 10s of thousands.
Like bouncers. So I hit him.
I just thought of a really good Sora prompt.
It's like priest body Cam, POV. Yeah, POV body Cam.
Because. You know, loyalty.
I think priest should have to wear body cams just for

(52:46):
metaphysical and spiritual and safety reasons.
Yeah, I want to see, I want to see the fucking giving out
fucking communion from from thatPOVI want to see the moment it
turns into Jesus from that POV. You shot Newsome.
Guy, but you turned on him. There's a code, and you better
learn how to follow it or you'regoing to spend the rest of your

(53:08):
life watching your back. Fairpoint.
Fairpoint, it's a. Good thing they may as partners.
Leave a message. Yeah, Dad, I'm at your
apartment. Leave a message, motherfucker.

(53:28):
Chris Rock. They could only afford him for
so many days on set, and the days were one.
He did them all in one. Tape.
Yeah. What?
That's it. Is I you?
Want another tape or you want todo another page?
Gone through to William. Leave a message after the
people. Shaq, it's 9:00 AM.

(53:50):
Where the fuck are you? Give me a call.
He's about to get starred. Hey, you see that box?
Hey, put the box on. Your ground?
Yeah, that rolly chair. Though almost lost it.
Oh my God, what's in the box back I'm.

(54:14):
Sorry Banks, he blew right past me.
It's going to be your father, not.
The same I'm calling the bomb squad.
NJ you had a head of an apartment.
I got you. I feel like that police chief
woman is a porn star. Everybody out, everybody out.
Projecting. Projecting what?

(54:35):
That I think she's a porn star. She looks like a porn star.
Just looks like an actress. Yeah, an adult entertainment
actress. What's the difference between
between? That, I mean, not many film

(54:58):
actresses take Dick on screen. Thanks.
Cheerful in the movies you get to watch for.
More bodies to drop. I'll take your head.
I mean, unless it's Emma Stone. Undo.
Your. In a fucking Jurgos film.

(55:18):
I wonder how Kristen's going to feel about Jesse playing her.
Family, This is my wife, Emma. This is my son, Charlie.
What B when I realized there's still 30 minutes left for me to
long walk. Is that his partner's skin?

(55:41):
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 'cause
it's got the same. He didn't trust his partner.
Constantine Pay. What did he do wrong?
He doesn't. I think people are supposed to
have done something wrong. Wasn't he the like brand new on
the job? I mean, he probably shot some
people at his old precinct, got fired with pay severance, moved

(56:04):
two miles down the road to the next one.
You know, like that's how that works.
How do you know about this place, Zeke?
How do you know about this place?
It seems like that's a really dynamic.

(56:24):
If you're walking doing like long walk while they're walking
in the movie, you feel like you're in.
That's that's 5. D.
That's not even the 4D experience, that's the 5D
experience. I I'm literally I can pretend to
be that. That's how I work on active.
Yeah, a lot of people just thinkacting the same still.

(56:46):
But, you know, you put me in front of a green screen.

(57:09):
We're coming up on one hour. Coming up on well, we're
analyzing 3 miles. Detective shape I want to.
Play a game. 57 minutes I have to play a game.
He was, obviously. 2.95 We're making it post.
Mortem. Your dad's the reason I want to

(57:30):
do this in the 1st place. What do?
You score first to remove the two children's longer strips.
Next, test feet with the. Fit ball and let's pin off your.
Back It's a good thing to miss Barnes, given the defensive.
Rules. He clearly tried to fight back,
which explains the deeper gash. Captain, is it?

(57:56):
A serial killer targeting cops is the victim inside.
It no. Comment Commissioner Hart will
make a statement tonight. We got to try to keep his
identity out of the press until I tell his wife.
Am I getting under your skin, Detective Banks?

(58:24):
Oh yeah, 3 miles at 58 minutes, that's 400 calories.
That's at least one bowl of the Jetta oats.
I don't even know who that person is, but it actually made
sense that we watched him when Istarted eating that cereal copy.

(58:47):
That cap. Too bad they couldn't get a take
where the skateboarder wasn't infront of the car.
What do you mean he paid extra? He said, do you want to be in a
film? All you got to do is give us $5
and we'll let you be in our film.
You got to get. You got to hustle, dude.

(59:07):
Yeah. That's like a Patreon
subscriber. Lotto winner.
Yeah, Yeah, you're like, if you get gold tier, you'll be
featured in the movie. I'm just.
Writing a ticket and some guy inthat pigs mask he runs up on me
with a knife so he stabs an arm and just takes off.
Fought him off the best they could and he took off running.
Is there any reason he would have to attack you?

(59:28):
No, he just wanted to mess with the cops.
Careful, while you're looking for more bodies to drop, I'll
take your head. Angie.
You're the head of the apartment, Angie.
Ah, fuck Angie. Pick up.
Ah fuck. Crazy.

(59:53):
So why do you think she's an adult actress and you look her
up and confirm? Looks like it.
Go to mrskin.com. Where do you go and check this?
I mean, I don't even know what her name is, I'm just saying she
looks like an adult film actress.

(01:00:14):
Holy. Shit.
Shit. Hey, hey, hello, hello.

(01:00:37):
That's not how phones work. What did did she set off that
smoke grenade? No, they were thrown at her.
Any excuse to take her clothes off.

(01:01:04):
What a great doc tyrant. So.
We. We, we, we.
Ah. Mouth gag.
You know it's a spiral book of sauce.
No, no, no, no. No water boarding.
Let's go. It's here.

(01:01:27):
It's a form of gagging. Want to play a game?
When you were the chief of police, you used to water board
immigrants. Now you're being waterboarded I.
Don't know, I feel like if this was a better movie in terms of
like bending into the genre, they wouldn't have put a belt

(01:01:47):
over her dry white shirt. Why isn't she wet?
Soaking wet. Yeah, exactly.
It'll. Be on you in a few seconds.
Oh, it's the cover up. Will be coming out of the pipe
above you. The only way to stop yourself
from being suffocated is to sever your spinal cord with the
blade beneath your neck, which will stop the wax.

(01:02:07):
You cannot walk away, but you can survive, live or die.
I'm sorry, but how does severingyour neck with a blade stop the
whack? How does that work?
Well, it's a it's set up that way.
The trap works like that bro, don't you?
Haven't you been watched? The other traps have not worked
at all. Holy shit, technically that's a

(01:02:33):
warning again. So if she cuts her head off, she
dies, but then she doesn't get wet, no.
It would sever her spinal cord so she can't walk away.
She'll be paralyzed, but she'll.Live paralyzed under the pouring

(01:02:55):
wax. No, the table would move.
Bro, what's going on? He's got.
It's an accessible table. Has.
Angie, I guess you didn't hear. The killer.
It's just a diversion to get us out of the precinct.
She's down in the fucking basement.
Fucking basement. Oh, she's she's getting fucked.

(01:03:20):
Did you find Angie? In the face, in the basement.
In the basement, no security cameras in this entire precinct.
That's not where you, you know, like the hours of footage of the
of the killer setting up, just like.

(01:03:43):
Can I get a? Can I get some hot rocks running
through this pipe? Hurry up.
AJ open it. No crazy it was there.
I thought he took her to do something location but no.

(01:04:05):
Hey, let me just This is like a skin treatment.
You'll be fine. This is rejuvenating.
It's OK. Oh, stop doing that.
Stop doing that. Adding years to the recovery.

(01:04:25):
Let me give you some mouth to mouth girls, the mouth to mouth.
Is gone. CPR you.
Just go with one finger and a fist.

(01:04:51):
I think this is this is like what season 7 or 8 of Everyone
hates Chris. Is this what this is like?
Everyone hates fucking Chris dude.
Yikes, I think we get some otherlights besides green down here
in the death basement. No, no, this is, this is just,

(01:05:12):
this is thematic. Lock it down.
You understand me? Lock it down.
Nobody gets out of this precinct.
Lock it down. I need all the footage from the
cameras in the evidence room. All the footage, it's all been a
race, but. Then there's nothing until you
come in. You see right there jumps from
1311 to 1324. Glitch.

(01:05:34):
No, there's no glitch because look, on the 1st frame, safe
doors open, but on the next it'sshut.
There's 13 minutes missing access to this footage.
Is that through the computer system?
Yeah. We just need a badge number and
password. I can't tell you who deleted the
video, but I can access who logged into the server over the
past day. O'Brien Tupper, Nikolaze.

(01:05:54):
Wait, who's badge number 213? Pete Dunleavy, my old partner.
Dunleavy. He shouldn't have access.
How long has it been since he was even on the job?
Where you born? Pay Pete to visit.
See he's he's the only one your father had access to the
location of Shanks body. You said it was where your
father took you as a kid. When was the last time you saw

(01:06:16):
your father? Oh shit, it's Daddy this.
Morning. Bullshit.
What? The.
Fuck up yo. Like father like son.
This is not helping your case bro.
Kill you just like my father's killing all those crooked
police. Leave a.

(01:06:59):
Message. Daddy, please say you are
killing these cops. Call.
Me back, people ask some questions.
I feel like they do this in movies a lot, where they see GI
blood from red to black. Yeah, like black all over her
shirt. I think they do that just for
trailers and stuff. Or they film it like that and

(01:07:21):
they're like, we'll make it red.It's the cut needs it.
But. Oh shit, his son is now in the
spiral. We have 3 1/2 miles we're

(01:07:50):
walking. Oh shit, those are perfect.
Oh my. God.
It's not as scary when they're done so artfully and like,
without flaw. Wait, it was just a fucking
Photoshop paintbrush that they just fucking along the entire

(01:08:12):
canvas? Yeah, you want to play a game,
Chief Banks? That's clearly CGI.
Yeah. Do you think they could trust
someone to paint a wall and likethat all?
Right, I'll play. I'll play a game.
OK. Another long walk question.
Logistics. Do you walk through the credits?

(01:08:35):
I think I think in the movie Theclimax will be the end of the
walk. I feel like the main characters
aren't going to be walking, so why would you be walking?
OK, so if they're not walking onscreen, you don't walk?
That's totally different movie. No, I'm saying you could.

(01:08:56):
Take a break during the sleep sections.
I mean that, like, should we play 20 minutes of previews and
you have to walk through the previews, like when the movie's
over, the movie's over. I think it's it's bumper to
bumper. It's from it's 000000 to end
slate final frame all. Right, well then, there you go.

(01:09:17):
You answered your own question. Well, I just, that's what I
think clearly some people think once they go, OK,
congratulations, long walk over.You can just hop right off.
What's the sensation called whenyou jump off a treadmill after
been using it for a while? You know what I'm talking about.
You like kind of feel like you're still moving or you're
like walking. Weird.

(01:09:38):
Yeah, like weird inertia thing. Damn it, he got both of dad and
the son like that. I bet they're going to be in the
same torture. I think it's the guy who he cut
his own arm off thing to make him think that he was dead.

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The white cops. You'll have to kill your dad if
you want to save your son. They still don't have them on
set at the same time. This is a this is a fucking call
back to OG saw bro. This is cinema fucking

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masterpiece right here. If it was in a bathroom, yeah.
But look, it's. The whole yeah, that is.
This is the whole setup. Like we paid for the book of
Saw. We're using the entire book
like. Use any weapon and any trap, but
you cannot beat your jigsaw or his puppets or the story.

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The puppet was too. Yeah, saw the new metal, not the
old rusty pipe. That saw has been specifically
designed to only cut through flesh and bone and not metal.

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Well, in in this, in your theory, when Chris Rock's dead,
I could stop walking into the movie.
Oh. Shit, it was a fake out.
Super sod. This guy's the guy who wrote the
AI that wrote this said like I will subvert expectation of the

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Saw franchise. Wait, wasn't this a SAW trap
too? Like having to walk on the
glass. Hey, hey, what's up?

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Hey. Why aren't you at church?
Zeke Oh fuck. Get me the fuck down, Zeke.
Come on, you hacked the computer.
You erased the surveillance footage.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Zeke kill Angie. What?

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Kill Bob? What the fuck you talking Kill
Bob? You look super guilty waking
this guy up in the trap. He thinks you're stupid.
Jigsaw now jail isn't enough. I want to play a game.

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I want to play a game. When Peter Dunleavy murdered an
innocent man, your career was shattered like blasts.
Can you stand on the sidelines while justice is finally served?
Well, justice is finally. Served.
You can keep him locked up and throw away the key.
The decision is yours. Oh wait, a key?

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What the fuck? Detective, you are inside of a
nuclear reactor. You must.
Split the atom. Oppenheimer stole their set.

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Come on. Crazy, I don't think such

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machine exists. Yeah, I'm talking about it's
super normal. It's just like, yes, China, I
need to smash the bottles and eject the shards at fucking 300
miles an hour machine like it's for my business.
Like I need my rotating lights. I need the whole thing.

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That's crazy. I was the first to his paint.
I think this is just ridiculous.It's still going.

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Gosh, gosh, the obvious Throw away the key.
Come on. Punch him in the Dick, that'll
wake him up. Hey, the glass shirts in his
face. Detective, there is one more

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game for you. All right, we're almost at 4
miles here. How many thoughts to get his dad
bro it's. Like just like one shot, one

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take, just kind of wiggle it andwork at it.
That's it. He got one out of his.
He got one. Out of his arm and he's like,
I'm gonna leave them in my face.Oh, the spiral staircase.
Dude, this. Is this?
Yeah, They did it, man. They spiraled us.
Then we got spiraled in the end.You know, I can't believe we're

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halfway there. What you mean like movie wise
like? Yeah, we're seeing movies.
Hello Detective. Called it Stew.
You tell me to pay attention. I've paid attention so much I
called it it's. Just the first day we met.

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I actually was tattooing that was pigskin.
I tattooed that pigskin. So, Charlie, you saw this cop
throw the victim off a rooftop? What's his son?
I'll testify on his stomach his his son the whole time.

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Blammo. Oh, dead.
What happened? He pulled the gun on me.
The. Witness pulled the gun on me.
The witness pulled the. Corn Mile.
Pete killed Charlie Emerson. Spiral do you have?

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Any idea how hard it was to get placed in this department to get
assigned to be your partner? What about your family?
What about your son? This.
Is my son Charlie? I don't have a son Charlie
sleeping. Was sleeping after Benny Rice

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let Boz down the subway tunnels I tattooed my dad's neighbor's
on. Where's my father?
See him soon. Where the fuck is my father?
I didn't even ask him to come down here.
You did. Let me borrow your phone.
Shut up. OK?
The heck you. Don't drain my battery watching

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Twilight. What did he sound like?

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That where is he? Did anyone hear my offer?
Where is my father? How are your partners?
Where's Dad? Like this is like one of those
things where you like playing athalf speed and they sound drunk,
just like watch. Your back.
Working alone, getting to call for every homeless bum who turns

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up dead. I mean let's be real, some of
these motherfuckers straight up evil.
Fitch not backing you up, fucking you won't repeat that
mistake. And Baz always lying underoath.
But you, you're different. You're Metro's finest.

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That's why I want to team up with you on this.
You find The Dirty cops and I'lltake care of the rest.
You want me to help you kill cops?
No, fuck no. Just the bad ones.
John Kramer was right. Spiral, symbol, evolution,
progress. But why limit that to an

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individual when you can apply itto a whole system?
You got shot for doing the rightthing.
Let's face it, these cops, they're not going to clean up on
that. Wrong.
But we take tongue here, A few bones there, But come around.
We're going to fix the broken department, OK?
You and me. And this was 2021.

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Yeah. Let's do it.
I want to trust him. This is the day after dude.
My dad goes free. Yeah, I think the reason him
failed was because it attacked American institutions.
But it was a good movie. Go watch that movie.

(01:20:25):
Yeah, bro, you thought it was fine everywhere.
Yeah, it was fine. It wasn't good so.
What's on the way? Look, I.
Want to I like the costumes, everything.
I like the. Door, like everything I've heard
about it, says that it's like 45minutes or 30 minutes of movie
stretched out. Yeah, yeah, but it's only an

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hour and a half, so that stretchisn't much.
Look, here's an example of bad like marketing spoiler, but you
don't even know Tim Heidecker's in it.
I did not. Yeah, bad, bad editing.
Holy shit, it's BDSM Jackson. Golly.

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Get him down, Get him down. I.
Got you done. 4.2 miles, let's go.
Don't worry. Don't worry, I'm not gonna let
you die. I.
Didn't get you down all right. All right, just hold on.

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Shoot this motherfucker right now.
Get him down, Get him down now I.
Thought we're partners. You gonna shoot me, Zeke, with
your one bullet? It's a bad idea.
It kills your dad. Hold on, I got to explain all
the rules for the trap. Well, what does USB play?

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I don't like. Speaking like that, I want a
robot to speak for me. Let my bull bot speak.
Oh that guy. That's like an AI cut bro.
That's something sorrow would generate.
Let's look at Please generate 17cop vehicles below.
Just three minutes. Those.

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Jars. Will be full and your dad will
be dead. Those drummers will be full
fired. At that target.
That's spiral target way out of.Here.
That's not really like he's not taking any pain shooting a
target. Shoot me.
That's again. Yeah, but he has to let him go,

(01:22:42):
bro. And we both win.
You want to play I'm. Dead and Zeke ended now.
I feel like you shoot the targetand then bash this guy's head in
or something like. Can't rest him over here.
I need you all in done. Leave.
You ruined both our lives. You tried to help that piece of

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shit. You failed that test.
Now I need you to choose. You're really with the man who
corrupted the force. You're the one who's trying to
save it. You want to tell him?
Chief, I'm the joker, baby. Tell me what tell?
Him about all the fucking shit you did on Article 8.

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What's he talking about? Time's running out.
What's he talking about? Citizens were dying.
We did what we had to clean up the streets it.
Was crazy back then, right? We were working under Article 8.
We were out of control. Murder rate went way down.
That's. Fucking bullshit.

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People felt safer. Cancer streets got cleaner
because the cops got dirtier. Your dad oversaw the whole thing
by the way. Innocent people getting shot all
in the name of justice. Article 8 was one of the most
corrupt police policies in history.
Guess it was your dad's right hand man.
Sorry, I should have said woman the whole time.
We'll handle it. We always do.
Huh. Your favorite actress?
Angie. It was Angie.

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I mean not a massive surprise. You mean you?
You. Think it was Angie, this guy
just not barely showing up to set well it.
Was Angie? Yeah, that's.
What's a Franco brother? Who is this guy?
This is got if he's a Franco brother.
Dude, he's deep and he's like the 8th or 9th one.
Bro what? Do you do this?

(01:24:30):
See what happens when they cleanthe Franco cloning machine?
Yeah. We got some.
If we take all the slop leftover, we could construct A
homunculus like you could. Shake or.
We could save your dad. I thought he was going to bleed
out in 3 minutes. Think fast.

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Movie time cleaner, but. Not in time to do any favors for
your old man. Only you can do that.
We wouldn't have waited so long.How does how does that help him?
I feel like that would have accelerated the dying.

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At least they're doing the song.Shut up.

(01:25:48):
Don't come in. Don't.
Come in. Whoever.

(01:26:09):
Did this has another motive, something personal?
Whoever did this? Oh.
He's the puppet. Oh my God, I want.
To do this. In the 1st place.
I've been dreaming about this since I was 12 years old.

(01:26:34):
The fuck's going on? Oh shit, a black man.

(01:27:01):
He's too real for me. Oh shit, that's pretty.
Good. Can't believe this is how it
ends. So long, Zeke.

(01:27:26):
See that white guy going Oh my God, that's how it ends.
Hell yeah bro, they have to makea spiral too.
Of course the killer's on the loose bro, there's more corrupt
cops to kill. All right, I'm going to jump off
the treadmill if we can agree that that was a long walk.
Bro you, you going to stop before the credits roll?

(01:27:47):
The hell the credits. Roll.
There's a close credits scene, dude.
Yeah. Oh, I got to figure out how to
stop it. Bro Toby is saving cinema.

(01:28:30):
OK, guys, ready. What are we watching now?
What is this? This is the.
Random tubi slop that gets presented to you.
Yeah, I'm going to turn off the screen here.
Let me see that slap shot. This is how even people with
movies that you pay Tubi to to host, they can say listen 20,000

(01:28:58):
people watched your movie pleasesend us more hang.
On one second, what movie is this?
This is death sentence sentence.We are with Kevin Bacon though.
0° separation. Holy cow.
Honestly harder than you think. I mean to walk for an hour and a

(01:29:20):
half, Yeah, that's that's that'sa long walk.
Bro yeah I did like 4.5 miles so.
Imagine if you did that three orfour times a week for the rest
of your life. You'd be pretty fit.
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to try to do it a couple more times
this month. You know, that concludes #15

(01:29:40):
that's our 15th movie we've watched this month.
Almost a 31. Streaming them too.
A big deal. I feel like I want to get a
better list. Like I actually good horror
movies. Went down to the library and
looked at some of the stuff withthe with the Criterion host.
And just as we get towards the end of the month and then I want
to watch some classics, you know, some real good stuff too.

(01:30:03):
Watch the thing. I watch Aliens.
Watched Alien recently. I want to watch Aliens.
Can we watch Things, the sequel to Thing Things?
Running man count as horror the.Original or the new one with
Schwarzenegger? It's definitely not horror,

(01:30:24):
that's for sure. Yeah.
Sci-fi maybe?