Tunnel Talk

This week we really made our own fun - Dynamite may not have been our favorite but we can ALWAYS improve things with the power of our imaginations! We do dutifully talk about MJF’s takesy-backsies and whether or not it’s working; about Mox’s newfound joy in performance and in Toon Town; about whether Will Ospreay is going to die at Forbidden Door; and honestly? We might be back on the Cope & Christian train. Let them cook, we s...

There was a lot of stuff to talk about this week as Dynamite served up at least two juicy storylines that could be working better. What can we say, Adam Copeland is an alleged babyface who worked hard this week to make us want to boo him. It's called bullying, Cope, look it up! Plus, Will Ospreay's back and he's got clouds for everyone to make stories out of. And the Young Bucks? Well, they're Little Princessing for...

Lea's back and you'll ALL have to suffer through it! The girls tackle the important question of the legacy of Adam Schlesinger, and then begrudgingly move on to wrestling. Mox and Darby CONTINUE to circle each other and the girls try to puzzle out how JetSpeed got into all this. Plus we LOVE Alex Windsah now, the Young Bucks face further humiliation from their fickle colleagues, Kyle Fletcher is gifted erotica, and Kyle O&#...

Lea’s out this week so we were hashtag blessed to have our beautiful graphic designer BLORB with us! And she cornholed with the best of them. We talked all the important stuff — Pokemon, Ultimatum Queer Love, and what to look in the mirror and take off before you leave the house. In wrestling news, Hangman brought Mox to another sexual completion, MJF and the Hurt Syndicate continue to do the most pointless work of anyone’s life, a...

We're sleepy lazy girls this week, and it seems that Dynamite was too! There wasn't a lot of big stuff to cover so instead, we got weird about the little stuff. You know us, you love us! We discuss Mox and Hangman's REFUSAL to move on from each other, the Butt curse Cope put on FTR, Kris Stat's unexpected defense of Lexy Nair, Ethics in Wrestling, and for some reason, the kissing skills of the inhabitants of Love Is...

It was Y’ALL IN and Tunnel Talk was there in person, which means we had WAY too much to talk about this week! Strap in, babes, because we met so many wonderful people and had the time of our lives at an incredible wrestling show. We go through the high highs of Hangman WINNING, Toni spanking Mercedes, Darby rappelling down from a very high roof, Swerve pledging his love to Ospreay in song, the Young Bucks crossing the Delaware (and...

It’s (probably) our final episode before witnessing Y’ALL IN in person, and we’re psyched! Will we show up in a three person costume as the Founding Fathers’ horse and both Young Bucks riding it? Who can never be sure. We get into all the fun storylines happening now: Hangman and Mox, Ospreay and Swerve and the Young Bucks, Mercedes and Toni, and also the less fun storylines, like MJF and the Hurt Syndicate and Kenny vs. Okada (sor...

As we start the All In Home Stretch, AEW storylines are kicking in high gear which means the girls' spirits are too! We SOLVE our issue with Okada completely, revel in Will Ospreay's Perfect Day, delight in the return of Mox's choking kink, celebrate Kris Stat's acting chops, and validate Mark Briscoe's moral fortitude. And hey, ancient girl perverts? Call us!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:47 DCF/Okada/Ibushi

35:40 Han...

It's the fourth installment of our From the Reviews series! If you give us a 5* review on any platform and shoot us a message with a request, we'll watch whatever match you ask and record ourselves watching it! In this episode we watched:

0:00 Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks suggested by Rambones Slampig

48:53 STARS (Hazuki & Koguma) vs. STARS (Hanan & Saya) suggested by CineMartialArts

01:18:48 LuluPencil vs Chris Brooke...

It was a very fun show at Arena Mexico this week and boy oh boy did it feel good to see Hangman open the show in Spanish! What a relief to see AEW be a good guest in another country. Otherwise, the show was light on promos, so we did a quick-ish show review and then go into Listener Questions! Everyone sent in some amazing stuff, so yeah, you’ll get to hear us talking through Allie’s artisanal spider silk, which wrestler would resp...

It was another monster Wednesday and your girls did everything they could to keep up. We’re proud to announce that Jon Moxley has been elected the Mayor of Toontown (extremely complimentary) while the Young Bucks are so focused on seducing back one of their middleman, they haven’t even noticed they’ve lost one! Plus we love Thekla, were delighted to have TaiJai back, and Kris flirts with the dark side again thanks to her literal li...

You might've watched Fyter Fest this week and thought, "Not that much happened, storywise. What will the girls find to talk about?" Well, we go on a romp through pop culture, past and present: Blockbuster, Pogs, Angelus, Medbay, Numb Tongue, Friday Night Lights, you name it, we mentioned it. Everyone backstage is convinced that if Hangman reconciles with Swerve, they'll be unstoppable: WILL Hangman ever get that one...

It’s our Double or Nothing episode and the girls have a new mantra: not only are we saying what we see, but we are BELIEVING what we see, and what we believe is that Double or Nothing was for us. Anarchy in The Arena’s comedy costumes, intergender violence, and flagpoles up the butt? For us. Toni and Mina ending in a passionate makeout? Extremely for us. Hangman and Ospreay retroactively justifying their entire build by a banger of...

It's our pre-PV week, and we run through the upcoming Double or Nothing card with all the build, starting with a deep dive into Ospreay and Hangman's in-ring face off and going through all the rest of the many long, odd talking segments that had Allie questioning the very nature of existence. What IS wrestling? Don't get us wrong - it was high level entertainment, from the glass doll you stare through to the unforgettab...

Lea’s home from her Keeping It Strong Style Excursion and has plenty to report on, some of it even correct! We try to sort out what’s going on with the Death Riders and how the Elite and Gabe Kidd fit in. Plus Hangman is making Ospreay feel SO strange, MJF and the Hurt People get 14 interminable segments, and we’re SO happy to see Mina! Plus, Nigel apologizes to Tony Schiavone and it almost takes us out for good. Happy Mother’s Day...

The girls are thriving SO much more than last week and I think it shows. After a rousing round of What's Making Me Happy, we get into all the big events of the week, starting with Dynamite's new Sum-41 theme song. Then we talk through Hangman and Will Ospreay's promo and what went wrong with Will Ospreay's side of it, where the men's title scene is going, and whether Will Ospreay should be allowed to call Swerve...

It’s a sleepy little week over here and after the long anticipated (or dreaded) return of What’s Making Me Happy, the girls dive in. Once again, the Young Bucks were the highlight of the week as they joined Ricochet to take on the Sewer Boys in a very classic Memphis Match (we ALL know what that means). Hangman comes for our jobs hard with some of his comments this week, and yes we ARE threatened. We also check in with Jon Moxley’s...

This week was another one with some low lows but that was at LEAST counterbalanced by us getting to see Matt Jackson do a nip slip and then both Bucks shirtless (!) while wrestling (!!). Hashtag blessed, God is good! All the time! Plus, enjoy listening to us try to figure out wrestling alliances from first principles, invent new jargon to explain it, and of course again talk through our new all time romance, Tony Schiavone and Nige...

This week, the girls experienced some of the highest highs (updates on Darby’s everest journey) and lowest lows (we refer here to the depth of Matt Jackson’s V-neck). Athena came back to Dynamite in the most spectacular fashion and knocked your hosts on their BUTTS. Plus MisogynyJF strikes again, and we’re hit with a romance angle none of us saw coming!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:22 Darby Allin Updates

13:48 The Owen

21:07 Hangman and Bucks...