Tunnel Talk

It’s our post-Full Gear episode, and thanks to Thanksgiving, your girls are recording on a Monday, which is quite destabilizing—also destabilizing us? Samoa Joe is our champion. Again. Thank GOD we have Sexy Big Muscles Swerve to comfort us in our (and Hangman’s) time of need. Plus, Anne and Lea attempt an intervention on Allie about her Pac situation, The Elite Hug It Out, Mark Briscoe won his match (derogatory), and none of Kyle ...

It's Double Bloody Gutty time and your FREAK hosts had a blast of a time. The girls opened the show and lost their damn minds. Blood! Murder! Violence! Willow spurns Kris again! Toni dies so that Mina may live! Our women's division ROCKS. Then we had an intermission featuring Hangman's tits (good) and FTR rambling (bad) before the boys unleashed. Blood! Murder! Violence! OC's little hands get stapled! Roddy gets gna...

It was a pretty weird week and your girls are revved up! We're coming out of the gate with a streak of good ideas, one right after the other — an AEW Clue Game! A remake of 3 Men and a Baby but it's Two Men and a Hook! Josh "The Cockblock" Alexander! Brian Cage with a third knee! And then we kind of narrow in on One Big Good Idea that you might be able to guess: that's right, it's Ham. Anyway but yeah, the w...

Everything dies, baby that’s a fact. The girls are in MOODS this week, but it’s not the fault of Dynamite! It was a fun show, and we run through a discussion of OC’s beautiful eyebags, Mox’s campaign for a spot on the MLH award’s commemorative choker, Kris Stat has a Stat Chat, and we close our hearts once again to FTR. We run through it preeeettttty fast though, because for our health and wellbeing? We play the dating game!

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It’s a post PPV week and we had a lot to say! Moxley and Darby gave us a truly sexually unhinged I Quit match, which Mox obviously only quit because he had to get somewhere private to [redacted]. Sting showed up and so obviously we talked about catfish (the fish kind) (not the internet kind). We also do a deep dive into why Samoa Joe isn’t working for us, though his Official Heel Turn did help, and what kind of narratives need some...

Early Pre-PPV episode! Hangman shows his quietly competent side once again by stirring himself to save Samoa Joe despite Joe not remotely deserving it. Mox visits Darby in jail and sends the girls into fits of ecstasy and Kris and Toni are panting to get to each other and we’re panting to see it. Bring on Wrestledream!

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(18:10) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(30:20) Mox/Darby

(59:37) Kris/Toni

(1:08:49) Top Gods vs Jetspeed Babe...

Dynamite was two and a half hours again this week and maybe that’s why we’re so ready to go over the edge. It certainly can’t be helping anything! We go through everything in AEW: Darby and Mox and their sexual rumspringa; what it takes to be considered a member of the Conglomeration; Don Callis’s Basement of Deformed Boys; life in Samoa Joe’s America, and a beautiful fantasy about a carousel of Young Bucks’ bodies. What can we say...

It’s the 6 year anniversary of Dynamite! Siri, play “Landslide.” We get to see many of our original faves—Orange Cassidy’s back, Jurassic Express rides again, Tay Melo fights Toni, and Kris and Darby do actual intergender. Plus the Bucks are broke again, Danny Garcia breaks his father’s heart, and Max Caster and Anthony Bowens put on a MASTERCLASS in storytelling. Six! More! Years!

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15:27 6 more years

29:42 Toni...

Hoo boy, it’s our post-PPV episode and it’s STUFFED. To be perfectly frank, it’d be faster to tell you what we didn’t talk about, which is: the Hurt Syndicate. We didn’t talk about them at all. But everything else on All Out, from Kyle Entertainment Fletcher to Max Entertainment Caster? We got into it! We didn’t have the best time watching the PPV, though that was on us as much as on the matches, but we’re thrilled with all our 201...

Get your early pre-ppv pod here! Your girls break down all the feuds on offer—from Hangman trying to save The Protostar Kyle “Middle Name” Fletcher, to Mox n Darby’s absolutely crazy promo energies to Cage ’n Cope’s continued efforts to get us on board. Plus we’re foot perverts for Mercedes, we’re pissed off about the disrespect shown to Eddie Kingston, and hey Mister Jack Perry? It’s time to come home. Andrew McMahon is waiting fo...

This week your girls got perhaps TOO warmed up and are full of pep and digressions from minute one, and whether this makes the podcast better or worse is your call. Get ready to hear a sentence about Josh Alexander started literally dozens of times! We cover so many topics: Hangman vs. Kyle Fletcher, Kyle Fletcher’s lack of socks, the Philly crowd, the name of the serial killer show that James Purefoy was on in 2011, if the video p...

Anne's back and your girls are on one, for sure. Mox is setting up a Home for Morally Conflicted Boys and Girls, Don Callis gives us a new phrase, Mercedes is Alex Windsah's little woman, and for a brief golden second, YoungyHangMega faced each other again sending your girls into paroxysms of horniness. Joining us would definitely contribute to hole.

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12:15 Death Riders, Opps and Hook

41:11 Hole, DCF and Con...

Anne's away on business this week, and we could think of NO better person to fill her chair than The Social Suplex Network's very own Keepin' It Strong Style Host Jeremy Donovan! The girls pepper Jeremy with questions about Forbidden Door, the rules of the weight classes, and the theological nature of EVIL. PLUS: Jon Moxley is FREE and he's trying to kiss about it! Hangman's been deployed to bring Kenny's sp...

This week we really made our own fun - Dynamite may not have been our favorite but we can ALWAYS improve things with the power of our imaginations! We do dutifully talk about MJF’s takesy-backsies and whether or not it’s working; about Mox’s newfound joy in performance and in Toon Town; about whether Will Ospreay is going to die at Forbidden Door; and honestly? We might be back on the Cope & Christian train. Let them cook, we s...

There was a lot of stuff to talk about this week as Dynamite served up at least two juicy storylines that could be working better. What can we say, Adam Copeland is an alleged babyface who worked hard this week to make us want to boo him. It's called bullying, Cope, look it up! Plus, Will Ospreay's back and he's got clouds for everyone to make stories out of. And the Young Bucks? Well, they're Little Princessing for...

Lea's back and you'll ALL have to suffer through it! The girls tackle the important question of the legacy of Adam Schlesinger, and then begrudgingly move on to wrestling. Mox and Darby CONTINUE to circle each other and the girls try to puzzle out how JetSpeed got into all this. Plus we LOVE Alex Windsah now, the Young Bucks face further humiliation from their fickle colleagues, Kyle Fletcher is gifted erotica, and Kyle O&#...

Lea’s out this week so we were hashtag blessed to have our beautiful graphic designer BLORB with us! And she cornholed with the best of them. We talked all the important stuff — Pokemon, Ultimatum Queer Love, and what to look in the mirror and take off before you leave the house. In wrestling news, Hangman brought Mox to another sexual completion, MJF and the Hurt Syndicate continue to do the most pointless work of anyone’s life, a...

We're sleepy lazy girls this week, and it seems that Dynamite was too! There wasn't a lot of big stuff to cover so instead, we got weird about the little stuff. You know us, you love us! We discuss Mox and Hangman's REFUSAL to move on from each other, the Butt curse Cope put on FTR, Kris Stat's unexpected defense of Lexy Nair, Ethics in Wrestling, and for some reason, the kissing skills of the inhabitants of Love Is...

It was Y’ALL IN and Tunnel Talk was there in person, which means we had WAY too much to talk about this week! Strap in, babes, because we met so many wonderful people and had the time of our lives at an incredible wrestling show. We go through the high highs of Hangman WINNING, Toni spanking Mercedes, Darby rappelling down from a very high roof, Swerve pledging his love to Ospreay in song, the Young Bucks crossing the Delaware (and...