Twink Wars: A Teen Wolf Podcast
Twink Wars is a podcast where a some grown-up humans talk about teenage werewolves. Specifically Teen Wolf, the MTV show they love but also think is kind of bad a lot of the time! Join us to nitpick the sh!t out of every aspect of the show, come up with back stories and motivations that the writers didn't bother with and go on random tangents about various other pieces of media we enjoy. We release new episodes whenever the vibes are right. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Episodes
No, we did not quit after the end of Season 3. Even if some of us may have wanted to....
We're back and talking about Season 4, Episode 1 - The Dark Moon. And since we're starting a new season, it's time for a field trip!
Malia has officially joined the pack and everyone's still a little sad about one of their best friends dying but not enough to dedicate more than one conversation to it. Also Derek gets buried ali...
This is a short one, but don't worry, it's also incredibly outdated. We rant about Madame Web and the confusing Sony business model for these movies and Rashad tells us about Argyle. Jen and I hadn't seen anything, other than how hot Dua Lipa was at the Grammys (remember when the Grammys happened?).
Pour one out for the best villain: Void Stiles. You will be missed, you absolute legend... We'll also miss half the supporting cast that we'll never see again for basically no reason... Meanwhile, a past villain no one missed is back.
Anyway, we may never rate an episode this high again!
Welcome to the Saddest Episode of Teen Wolf: Season 3, Episode 23 - Insatiable. Last time, the pack saved Stiles (sort of?) but now they have to save Lydia... even though she doesn't want to be saved...maybe? Unclear. Either way, they come to rescue Lydia and things don't go well!
Meanwhile, Scott's Dad continues to be a useless idiot and Kira's Mom continues to make things worse while somehow being incredibly smug ...
Hi, remember when we said we were back and we posted a new episode and we said there was a new Wolf Bites with that? Here it is! Three weeks later. Listen to us talk about a lot of stuff that was kind of dated when we talked about it and is even more dated now. These topics include: Saltburn, The Fourth Wing and The Grammys. As well as topics we can't avoid talking about every time: Taylor Swift and Marvel movies.
Hello! We're back! We took a (long) break and we're feeling refreshed and ready to talk about some supernatural teens. This time around we're talking about the antepenultimate episode of Season 3 - De-Void. Scott and Lydia visit Stiles's mind-palace and the rest of the pack get violent/horny.
Hello, here we are again to talk about things that were relevant when we recorded this a month ago. These things include but are not limited to: Gen V, Totally Killer, the new Hunger Games movie with the too-long title and also why I canceled my Netflix. Please enjoy but also try to ignore that my audio sounds a little weird.
Look, they can't all be winners... This is, by far, our least favorite episode of 3B. Noshiko brings the season to a grinding halt to tell Kira and Scott about her old boyfriend and how all of this is actually her fault.
Hi there! In this episode we discuss our thoughts on The Marvels (we liked it!) and FNAF (meh). Then we talk about some other stuff, as usual.
Happy Belated Halloween! In case you missed our last episode of Wolf Bites, our release schedule is going to get a little sporadic during the holidays. We'll also be taking a bit of a break between 3B and 4.
But THIS week, in Episode 19 - Letharia Vulpina, we're having a blast and so is The Nogitsune. Everyone else, not so much. While the rest of The Pack tries to keep up with Nogi's plotting, Kira speed-runs supernatur...
Happy Halloween! In this perfectly, 100% intentionally, timed mini-episode, we talk about all the horror movies we watched recently. So if you're looking for some recs for a scary movie night, we have opinions.
Who's ready to pop some molly and hit the dance floor?? Not the McCall Pack because they have serious werewolf business to attend to. It just happens to need to get done at a black-light rave thrown by Danny and with the help of the twins.
Also this week, Stiles has an extra key on his key chain and he can't remember what it's for. (We've all been there) And Derek's cheat day M&M binge gets ruined.
Xitter: ...
I may have forgotten to post this episode until now and we may not have had much to talk about, but we said we were posting a Wolf Bites so by god we're posting one.
It's perfect for listening on a very short commute, so enjoy.
Topics: Glow Up (the Netflix show about make-up not the one about female pro wrestlers), Bottoms, the movies I watched on the plane home from Ireland, the WGA Strike which is now over and no longer r...
This week, famous 'skinny-creature' actor, Doug Jones guest stars and it's electrifying! (sorry) Scott and Kira have an awkward double date with her parents and also there's a mass murderer lose in the school that the pack are trying to locate. Derek and Peter continue to do weird, werewolf sh!t on their own.
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Hi, this week we talk about Gran Turismo, Netflix's live-action One Piece, Wheel of Time Season 2 and Only Murders In The Building Season 3.
This week the pack all work together to turn a coyote back into a human, teenage girl. It's Season 3, Episode 14 - More Bad Than Good. Which is a weird title because they do more good than bad but I'm not the show runner. Also Lydia says 'more harm than good' at one point so why isn't that the title?
Anywho, we liked this episode. Skip to around the 12 minute mark if you don't want to listen to us talk about...
Hello, thanks for joining us for our spin-off podcast. This week we talk about some stuff we watched 2 weeks ago when this episode was recorded. We cover the season finale of Strange New Worlds, a movie that may or may not be a remake of a Meryl Streep/Kevin Bacon movie and Baldur's Gate 3.
Also, I have seen Hozier live since recording this and it was great! Love that guy!
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