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Did you know they can turn the plane around half way through your flight and just take you back home?!?! Neither did we!

Carly and Jimmy discuss the annoyances of air travel. Jimmy's biggest gripe is with people in TSA security lines and Carly's is landing at the proper airport.

The duo answers a fan question and gives what im sure was terrible advice. Carly's favorite thing is a new game she learned and Jimmy...

This episode is about everybody's two favorite things... Tiktok and Money! Is your algorithm making you cry every moring... or is it just me? Jimmy dives deep into some Tiktoks that have been making him cry every morning. whether it's Jack and Jack's park bench story or a good old fashioned grandparents sleepover. The algorithm is tugging at his heartstrings.

Carly dives deep into her adult money. She's so rich that she had to call...

Carly and Jimmy dive deep into the adulting spectrum. One is causing trouble in their HOA meetings, and the other is cyberbullying fellow residents in the apartment Facebook group. So whether you're a homeowner in a homeowners association or a renter in the city, you're never too old to cause some drama. After all, there's no right way to be an adult—it's all about perspective! They also head over to Europe to give us all new favor...

We had to come out of retirement for you! Two Drink Minimum is back, and we’re here to stay.

In this episode, we give some major updates on what we’ve been up to over the last five years. Jimmy gives the horrific details of officiating Carly's wedding,Carly pays homage to fat Jimmy, and Carly. tries not to ruin all the fancy podcast equipment with her excessive spit. Jimmy shares details of his Humdrum Mushroom journey, and Carl...

Jimmy lives his life a very different way than most sane logical people. Along the way he picked up some life hacks that are far from ethical. Listen and learn a thing or two. Who knows, you might use one this weekend. And is coke in the office too much? No one likes a snitch!

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Now obviously we all have our needs, and being forced to stay at home by the Government doesn't help those needs. Now, we know its hard but DONT HOOK UP WITH YOUR EX! They are going to try to reach out and hook up with you, that is why Jimmy and Ali are here to help you look out for the signs.

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Because the world is basically coming to an end due to corona virus Alis love life along with the economy has suffered. We also discuss different ways to quarantine and chill! Along with reasons you dont want to be quarantined with those pesky parents.

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Well apparently Carly started the spiked seltzer trend... Yeah right. Jimmy prove himself superior when it comes to trivia. We also dive into Alis love life because she went on her first hinge date! Did it go well or did it crash and burn? Listen right now to find out!

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On this weeks episode we dive deeper into Alis love life. Jimmy reads off some of the messages from Alis Hinge account. This is also Alis first time reading these messages. They also talk about why we lie and talk about the different types of lies and liars.

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We are adding a new dating segment for our hostess with the mostess relationship troubles.... Ali! Basically it is like the show Love is Blind. Carly and Jimmy have hijacked Alis dating apps and are setting her up with dates that she has never even seen. You're going to want to stay updated on this so be sure to come back next week and see what happens. 

Todays topic: Am I too old for this? We break down the different ag...

For starters, oral hygiene is very important. Don't be like Jimmy, brush your damn teeth twice a day. Growing up can be a bitch and if you're anything like these three idiots you need help too. Credit cards and budgeting can be tough. Listen to this episode to get some good info and tips on growing up and being financially independent. 

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Obviously social media has taken over the planet. But what social media platform reigns supreme? Join us as we dive into these social networks and give our opinions on each one. Also what does your dating app say about you? Find out now on this episode of Two Drink Minimum!

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Welcome to the premiere of Season Two! Also, give our new co-host Ali Ryan a warm welcome.  This episode Jimmy, Ali, and Carly discuss all things Valentines Day. Whether you are single as a pringle or hot off the market, we have what you need to hear!  We also warn you about the new ghosting trends to lookout for in 2020. You got ghosting, flea bagging, yellow carding, and The Carly which basically means you're an asshole to th...

Well people, The time has come for the season finale. Look at us, Who would have thought... NOT ME! Jimmy and Carly guide you through the Office Holiday Party do's and don'ts Also don't be an annoying white elephant gift giver. Have some respect and be thoughtful. 

Finally this episodes last call is off the freaking charts. A true must listen!

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Still hungover from Thanksgiving weekend? So are we. At least we are in this together. On today's episode Carly and Jimmy discuss all things Birthdays! The also get a fan letter from a person seeking advice on their friends toxic relationship. 

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