Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make their next viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.
Episodes
August 24, 2021 • 2 mins
A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors.
Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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February 11, 2022 • 40 mins
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Adam Clark as Downripple.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.
Charlie Wes as Ed.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes....
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February 25, 2022 • 34 mins
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Amr Ammourazz as Drive-Thru Worker.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Josh Rubino as Remote Viewing Handler,...
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March 18, 2022 • 33 mins
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Ariel Hack as The MLMer Bossbabe.
Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
Charlie Wes as Ed.
Abby Espiritu as De...
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April 1, 2022 • 31 mins
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.
Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CW: Death, Funeral
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Sena Bryer as Larry the Gas Station Clerk.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Josh Rubino as Alfred Ross, Maxim...
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April 15, 2022 • 28 mins
Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth.
Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.
Sound Design by Tal Minear.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt Clay.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay.
Su Ling Chan as Debra Clay.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Pota...
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June 17, 2022 • 27 mins
Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone and Charlotte finally remembers to do her job.
Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Lindsay Zana as Camille.
Danyelle Ellett as Destiny.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
Phil Sherwood as Jay.
Kale Brown as Ji...
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July 7, 2022 • 25 mins
The Freemasons start to panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.
Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.
Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.
CW: Discussion of Terminal Illness.
CAST:
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Dean J. Smith as Arlo Walker.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.
Ryan Philbrook as First Doctor.
Cole Burkhardt as Second Doctor.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
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July 31, 2022 • 27 mins
Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con. Meanwhile Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Socks Whitmore as The Superfan.
Faith Dowgin as Gloria.
David Hanna as ...
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August 14, 2022 • 40 mins
Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Josh Rubino as the Barker.
Socks Whitmore as The Superf...
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October 2, 2022 • 21 mins
Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his catalog of sins.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
Su Ling Chan as Ameena.
Actor Direction by Danyelle Elle...
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November 11, 2022 • 31 mins
Randy and Gayle meet the Maple Hill Murder Club.
Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby and Coco.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
Ezra J. Wayne as Peter...
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November 15, 2022 • 48 mins
SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special crossover episode between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.
Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) Additional files about Emalemas and Sir Isaac Newton.
This episode was written by Jeremy Ellett.
Cast and Crew
Narrator - Atticus Jackson
Reporter, and Agent Jenkins - Brandon Nguyen
Randy, Trailcam Watcher, and Radi...
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November 22, 2022 • 32 mins
Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.
Writing, Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.
Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte.
CAST:
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator
David Ault as Mac
Dean J. Smith as Arlo
Graham Rowat as Gary
Megan Carter as Shadow Alex
Tom Laflin as Scott
Ryan Philbrook as Scottie
Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter
Josh Rubino as The Carnival Barker
Sen...
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January 5, 2023 • 42 mins
Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. And something weird is going on with Gayle.
Writing, Sound Design and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator
Matthew Woodcock as Walt
Addison Peacock as Karen
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton
Ariel Hack as The MLMer Bossbabe 1
Faith Dowgin as The MLMer Bossbabe 2
Su Ling Chan as Amee...
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January 12, 2023 • 26 mins
The final three episodes of 2FEKAF will be hitting the feed over the next few weeks, but today we're thrilled to be bringing you the pilot episode of Fawx and Stallion!
Fawx and Stallion is a new comedy series co-created by none other than our very own Lauren Grace Thompson. (voice of Gayle Kruger).
About Fawx & Stallion
London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famo...
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January 19, 2023 • 24 mins
Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster again.
Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay
David Ault as Mac
Stephen Cullen as Simon
Maya Murphy as Millie
Graham Rowat as Newsham
Michelle Lylia Tan as The Dumpster
Ariel Hack as The MLMer Bossbabe 1
Abby Espir...
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January 27, 2023 • 30 mins
A Flat Earther’s origin story. Or why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.
Writing, Sound Design and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator
Matthew Woodcock as Walt
Addison Peacock as Karen / Young Karen
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton
Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning
David Ault as Mac
Su Ling Chan as Ameena
Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy
Mar...
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February 11, 2023 • 54 mins
Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.
Writing, Sound Design and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett
CW:
Action / Violence throughout.
Explosions and Fireworks from 47:56-49:15.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger
Jack Carmichael as The Narrator
Matthew Woodcock as Walt
Addison Peacock as Kare...
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June 22, 2023 • 38 mins
Today on the feed we’re sharing the pilot episode of Wireland Ranch.
I am obsessed with this show. The writing is sharp and unflinching, the sound design and scoring are both hard to describe in the best way possible. Everything seeps into everything else to create unparalleled levels of audio weirdness. Wireland Ranch is the color soaked psychedelic cosmic nightmare you've been waiting for.
Check out the first episode of Wireland...
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