Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a cinematic full cast satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett. A Good Pointe Original.
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August 24, 2021 • 42 secs
A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors.
Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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February 11, 2022 • 40 mins
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
David Ault as Mac.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Adam Clark as Downripple.
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February 25, 2022 • 33 mins
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park.
Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject.
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March 18, 2022 • 33 mins
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.
CAST
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
Phil Sherwood as Jay.
Stephen Indrisano as St...
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April 1, 2022 • 31 mins
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.
CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
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April 14, 2022 • 27 mins
Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.
Su Ling Chan as Debra.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad.
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Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jerem...
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June 17, 2022 • 27 mins
Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job.
CAST
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Kale Brown as Jimmie.
Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Phil Sherwood as Jay.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.
Lindsay Zana as Ca...
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July 7, 2022 • 25 mins
The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.
CAST
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Dean J. Smith as Arlo.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.
Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.
Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Socks Whitmore as the Supe...
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July 30, 2022 • 26 mins
Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Faith Dowgin as Gloria.
David Hanna as Art.
Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Fron...
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August 13, 2022 • 39 mins
Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.
Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker.
Socks Whitmore as the Su...
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October 2, 2022 • 20 mins
Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.
Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Su Ling Chan as Ameena.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
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November 11, 2022 • 30 mins
Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby and Coco.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.
Torian Brackett as Pete.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Ryan Phi...
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November 15, 2022 • 48 mins
SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.
Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.)
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Atticus Jackson as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton.
Rissa Montanez as Ba...
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November 22, 2022 • 31 mins
Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.
CAST
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Dean J. Smith as Arlo.
Graham Rowat as Gary.
Tom Laflin as Scott.
Ryan Philbrook as Scottie.
Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter.
Josh Rubino as the Carny.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Megan Carter as Shadow Alex.
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January 5, 2023 • 41 mins
Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe One.
Faith Dowgin as The Emalema Bossbabe Two.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
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January 19, 2023 • 23 mins
Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
David Ault as Mac.
Stephen Cullen as Simon.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
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January 26, 2023 • 30 mins
A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Matthew Woodcock as Walter.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
David Ault as Mac.
Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.
Su Ling Chan as Ameena.
Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement.
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February 11, 2023 • 52 mins
Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.
CAST
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
David Ault as Mac.
Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad C...
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August 27, 2023 • 16 mins
Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode!
This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again!
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