Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast

Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast

Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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August 16, 2025 104 mins

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of the...

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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July 4, 2025 90 mins

Big Beautiful Bill, Why Are People So F***ed, We Love America More and More.

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambul...

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We lay it on thick with a complete anlaysis of the Israel/US/Iran conflict, dissect Zohran Mamdani, the grotesque far left Democratic candidate for New York mayor, CCN's attempt to refute Trump's stunning military success, and review the year 2023 ----- for a long, long time.  

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We discuss that horrible demon child Greta Thunbergs attempt at more narcissistic self lubricating, Simone Biles biting off more than she can chew attacking Riley Gaines (spoiler, it didn't go well), The well-funded leftist riots, and BREAKING NEWS that happened while we were recording:  Israel attacks Iran and scores huge victories!

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Let's go crazy!

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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We break down the Biden health and cognitive decline scandal, try to figure out why the left is so ridiculous and wrong about everything and discuss Trump's cold water dash in the face of the South African president.  Koop cusses alot.  Russ Russes.

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In this episode we review Trump's Scoreboard, discuss his asskicking tour in the Middle East, and one of the weirdest human beings on Earth trying once again to impeach him.  We also review Judge Dugan, far lefty from the Harkonnen clan getting indicted for aiding a felonious illegal alien and Dems actually assaulting Federal agents.  We review a very unremarkable year, 2019.  Spoiler:  The music really, really sucked. 

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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In this episode, Russ and Koop crush as always, talking about Bill Belichek, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, The Dems continuing to self destruct, and the controsversy surrounding Mike Waltz being "let go" as Defense Advisor. We review the year 2017, and..... have thoughts.  

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Even Hardcore Leftists know the Democratic Pary Sux, Elizabeth Warren Gets Her Race Traitor Ass Kicked, the Year 2016, and We Try Out Some Different Intros. 

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wo...

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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In this episode we review the year 2013, disagree on tarrifs, talks about holes in Trump's swing, Evil Leftists and the Evil That They Do.

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You co...

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In this episode we have a dinghy full of topics and videos (go watch the YouTube) as well. We diiscuss Conor McGregor running for Ireland's President, Jasmine Crockett going ghetto, Signal Gate, and our speculation of how that happened, and a contrast between VP Vance and Gov Waltz among many other amazing topics.  We review the year 2012 and introduce two new segments, Scoreboard, Baby! and the Last Laugh.

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March 21, 2025 100 mins

We discuss the terrorist attack on an American car manufacturer and the intellectual penis envy about its owner.  Tim Walz thinks he can kick my ass, the Board of Education deserves a bye-bye, and we give hot fitness and nutrition talk. 

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We review the year 2010 (nearly endlessly) and give our insouciant and scintillating analysis of the news of the week. 

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators....

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February 28, 2025 133 mins

In this episode we host our esteemed guests Christopher and Quana from the Endless Ranters Podcast.  We talk about 2009, a lot of other stuff, conspiracy theories, Obama, Trump, and life philosophy. 

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Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could...

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