Two Guys Two Things

Two Guys Two Things

Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

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August 16, 2025 55 mins

In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. 

The future of our podcast is debated as well as updates to some of the stories we have told.

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In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years.

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In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar. 

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June 8, 2025 48 mins

In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on.

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May 25, 2025 51 mins

In which we discuss a woman who won a lawsuit after being called out as Darth Vader at work as well as the two most famous political British cats, Palmerston and Larry, respectively. 

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May 18, 2025 49 mins

In which we discuss the conspiracy theory that is the G.A.T.E. program in elementary school as well as a man who is suing the NFL for 100 million dollars because of a draft pick.

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May 12, 2025 47 mins

In which we discuss a man who hiked up Mt. Fuji but needed to be airlifted off the mountain but later went back to find his phone as well as a girl who is asking the internet if it is okay for her to delete her mother's YouTube channel.

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In which we discuss a place in Hawaii where you can give birth alongside dolphins as well as the story of a woman who was stranded in France and was taken in by D-Day reenactment players.

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April 20, 2025 44 mins

In which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years.

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April 13, 2025 42 mins

In which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a YouTuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe.

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In which we discuss a woman who pranked herself getting kidnapped in Nigeria as well as TJ Stone, a former podcaster turned scammer who stole money from people by creating a fake Seinfeld company.

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March 30, 2025 48 mins

In which we discuss the story of the CIA using psychics to find the Ark of the Covenant as well as a woman who discovered a late library book in some old boxes.

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March 23, 2025 43 mins

In which we discuss a woman who was actually arrested for sending fart videos to her ex-boyfriends new girlfriend as well as an art exhibit in Denmark that involved starving pigs to death.

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March 16, 2025 42 mins

In which we discuss the plight of a woman who has just discovered that her husband leads a double life as a cat as well as the incredible and edible sounds of the Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra.

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March 9, 2025 49 mins

In which we talk about a man who agrees to wear a labor pain simulator and has some regrets as well as a man who swallowed his way out of theft at Tiffany's.

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March 2, 2025 45 mins

In which we discuss a man accusing his wife of cheating on him because their baby is so ugly, as well as the world's most wanted girlfriend and how you can apply to be her boyfriend.

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February 23, 2025 44 mins

In which we discuss a Japanese ramen restaurant that takes it's food and it's reviews very seriously as well as a girl's birthday party at a Build-a-Bear that could have gone better.

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December 11, 2024 54 mins

In our season four finale we bring back Stephen Madison and we discuss a few stories that didn't quite make the cut this year.

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as well at http://cara.app/avant-gardesketches

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November 25, 2024 38 mins

In which we discuss the classic love story of boy and girl who meet, fall in love, break up, forget they break up, and get married as well as a roommates creepy attempt to get closer to his roommate.

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November 17, 2024 44 mins

In which we discuss a planned family vacation that at the last minute dis-invited the boyfriend as well as a husband and wife race in Maine based upon a Finnish robber.

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