Two Guys Two Things

Two Guys Two Things

Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

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April 20, 2025 44 mins

In which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years.

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In which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a YouTuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe.

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In which we discuss a woman who pranked herself getting kidnapped in Nigeria as well as TJ Stone, a former podcaster turned scammer who stole money from people by creating a fake Seinfeld company.

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March 30, 2025 48 mins

In which we discuss the story of the CIA using psychics to find the Ark of the Covenant as well as a woman who discovered a late library book in some old boxes.

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March 23, 2025 43 mins

In which we discuss a woman who was actually arrested for sending fart videos to her ex-boyfriends new girlfriend as well as an art exhibit in Denmark that involved starving pigs to death.

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March 16, 2025 42 mins

In which we discuss the plight of a woman who has just discovered that her husband leads a double life as a cat as well as the incredible and edible sounds of the Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra.

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March 9, 2025 49 mins

In which we talk about a man who agrees to wear a labor pain simulator and has some regrets as well as a man who swallowed his way out of theft at Tiffany's.

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March 2, 2025 45 mins

In which we discuss a man accusing his wife of cheating on him because their baby is so ugly, as well as the world's most wanted girlfriend and how you can apply to be her boyfriend.

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February 23, 2025 44 mins

In which we discuss a Japanese ramen restaurant that takes it's food and it's reviews very seriously as well as a girl's birthday party at a Build-a-Bear that could have gone better.

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December 11, 2024 54 mins

In our season four finale we bring back Stephen Madison and we discuss a few stories that didn't quite make the cut this year.

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November 25, 2024 38 mins

In which we discuss the classic love story of boy and girl who meet, fall in love, break up, forget they break up, and get married as well as a roommates creepy attempt to get closer to his roommate.

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November 17, 2024 44 mins

In which we discuss a planned family vacation that at the last minute dis-invited the boyfriend as well as a husband and wife race in Maine based upon a Finnish robber.

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November 9, 2024 45 mins

In which we discuss a woman who is suing her old work because they didn't give her a goodbye card when she quit as well as a woman who moved from Los Angeles to Texas for her boyfriend and is then promptly dumped with a handwritten note.

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November 2, 2024 38 mins

In which we discuss a man who left a $3,000 tip and later thought better about it as well as a woman who went on perhaps the shortest date in history.

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October 20, 2024 49 mins

In which we discuss a man who accused a restaurant of eating the rest of the birthday cake that he made as well as a unicorn cake that destroyed the dreams of a 6 year old.

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October 12, 2024 43 mins

In which we discuss a rancher facing jail time for cloning sheep for hunting as well as a rancher in Wyoming who intentionally ran over a wolf with a snowmobile.

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October 3, 2024 46 mins

In which we discuss a woman who secretly recorded her boyfriend as he was sleeping for an art project, as well as a bridesmaid that traveled to the groom's homeland in Ireland in order to make a wedding speech.

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In which we discuss a woman who is so enamored with herself that she got married to herself as well as the sport of hobby horse that is taking Europe by storm.

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September 19, 2024 47 mins

In which we discuss a woman who complained and was brought to tears over the amount of homework for her kindergartner as well as the most brutal obituary that became a viral sensation.

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September 11, 2024 48 mins

In which we discuss a hiking work retreat that went awry as well as a woman who leaves her panties in places for people to find.

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