Two in the Closet

Two in the Closet

Welcome to Two in the Closet — the podcast (and safe space) for women over 50 who still have a lot to say, a lot to laugh about, and zero interest in fading quietly into the background. Hosted by Beth & Jen—two longtime friends with big opinions and even bigger laughs—we talk about all the things women think about but might not say out loud. Aging, beauty, regrets, reinvention, menopause, marriage, grandkids, TikTok trends, personal growth, and spiritual WTFs... nothing's off-limits, and we’re always bringing the humor. If you're a woman navigating midlife (or you love someone who is), hit subscribe and join us each week as we laugh, vent, and remind each other that life after 50 is anything but boring. 🎧 New episodes every week 🎥 Watch full episodes and bonus clips on YouTube 📲 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @TwoInTheClosetPodcast #FunnyPodcastForWomen #Over50AndFabulous #TwoInTheCloset #PodcastForWomen

Episodes

February 2, 2025 37 mins
In this lively podcast episode, Beth, Jennifer, and Lisa gather in a cozy closet to discuss the origins and modern celebrations of Valentine's Day. The trio delves into the pagan roots of the holiday, historical legends, and its evolution into a commercial giant. As they swap personal stories, including a memorable romantic evening and a confession of infidelity, listeners are treated to a humorous and heartfelt take on both cheris...
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In the premiere episode of their podcast, Beth and Jen invite listeners into their proverbial closet to join conversations that range from laugh-out-loud funny to deeply introspective. With anecdotes from their rich history, like speed-challenged road trips, encounters that led to misconceptions, and the importance of finding your soul family, the duo reveals why they started the podcast. Intended as a lighthearted escape, the show...
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February 18, 2025 63 mins
Beth and Jen dive into the concept of letting go, particularly focusing on relationships and the impact of mental clutter. They talk about recognizing energy vampires and learning to detach from people and situations that drain vitality. As they unpack the complexities of emotional baggage, they urge listeners to practice mindfulness and awareness. The hosts encourage a shift in perspective, promoting mental clarity by letting go o...
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February 26, 2025 33 mins

Who knew aging could be this hilarious? In our latest episode, we spill the tea on aging—from saggy boobs and bizarre hairs to the great debate of shaving vs. waxing and our wild underwear choices. And yes, Beth had that hilarious moment when she thought, 'Man, my allure is officially destroyed!' Tune in -if you dare - for the unfiltered truth!

#over50 #ageing #underwear #selfcare #boobs #ageinggracefully #over50women #over60women #...

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March 2, 2025 41 mins

In this episode, hosts Beth and Jennifer venture into the past to unpack the influence of their mothers on their lives. With a focus on what was left unsaid, they delve into childhood memories, discussing the impact of financial lessons that were never taught and relationship guidance that was never given. Despite growing up in different households, both women find common ground in the unspoken expectations and societal norms passe...

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March 12, 2025 33 mins

What pushes your trigger buttons? On today's episode we look at our triggers and look at how they can teach us more about ourselves. When we look at them as an opportunity to heal, the game changes!

Join us for a lighthearted look at those annoying things that have us saying

F#@&?>%}S@!

#triggerwarning #trigger #womenover50 #womenover60 #womenpodcast #healing #newspisodealert #women #comedy #funny #girltalk #buttonpusher

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March 19, 2025 44 mins

Preparation is an act of love so on today's episode we seek to make our end of life plans clear to all we love. It is a funny look at burial options, why YOU should pick those photos for the memorial AND how our loved ones still reach out from the beyond.

#death #life #deathanddying #estateplanning #memorial #celebrationoflife #womenover50 #womenover60 #women #womenpodcasters #podcastfor women #comedy #humor #twointhecloset

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March 26, 2025 27 mins

Today we jump into real talk about motherhood and “other” hood. Jennifer shares her expectations vs reality of being a mom, what she wants to emulate or avoid from her own upbringing while Beth.... Beth revels in napping at will and disposable income with a taste of "what if".

Expectations, judgments, regrets -we’re diving in to what it’s like to be a mom or to choose another path.

#womensupportingwomen

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April 2, 2025 33 mins

On our next episode we head into the closet to talk about skin care! Salmon DNA to Nina Pool dupes to... prison makeup? We try it all! Join us as we attempt to turn back the clock on our faces!

#skincare #kbeauty #koreanskincaretiktok #koreanbeauty #over50women #over60andfabulous #over60 #womenpodcaster #podcastforwom...

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April 16, 2025 13 mins

Time to take a look back at how we started, what we have learned, and where we intend to go! Follow our learning curve!

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April 23, 2025 40 mins

Bucketlists, micro adventures and how to LIVE while waiting for those grand adventures to happen! Today we take on bucketlists - what's on them and why your far off dream just might be closer than you think!

#womenover50 #bucketlistpodcast #MidlifeMotivation #Empoweredat50 #lifeAfter50 #womenover60 #womensupportingwomen #podcastforwomen #twointhecloset #comedy #humor

Graphics: Lumi Nova

Written, produced, edited and created by Beth OD...

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Ever feel like your kid's speaking a different language? In this episode, we dive into the evolving world of slang—from "groovy" to "rizz"—and explore how generational lingo shapes our conversations. Whether you're a Boomer trying to decode Gen Alpha's latest catchphrases or just looking for a laugh, this episode has you covered.

🎧 Tune in now and bridge the generational language gap!

#Viral #NewPodcastAlert #ComedyPodcast #SlangCha...

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May 7, 2025 33 mins

Spiritual AF – What It Really Means to Be Spiritual (Without the Woo-Woo Overload)

In this episode of Two in the Closet, we’re getting Spiritual AF—but in our own real-talk, candle-lit, slightly sarcastic way. Beth and Jen unpack what spirituality means to us (hint: it’s not just crystals and kumbaya). From meditative baths and sound bowls to journaling, incense, and just shutting the door for 10 minutes of peace—we’re talking about...

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Ever poured your heart into something—only to be met with silence from the people you thought would show up? In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen get real about the sting of unmet expectations, the emotional rollercoaster of creating something vulnerable, and the surprising sources of support (hello, internet strangers!).

We explore the reality of launching dreams in midlife, dealing with creative heartbreak, and learn...

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May 21, 2025 32 mins

Our next episode tackles the rising impact of tariffs on your pantry, your wallet, and yes… your precious coffee supply. ☕

We’re diving into:

✅ What tariffs actually mean for shoppers

✅ Simple smart-prep ideas (that won’t make you look like a doomsday nut)

✅ A little humor and a whole lot of common sense

Subscribe now so you don’t miss the drop! 🔔

👉https://www.youtube.com/@twointhecloset

#SmartShopping #TariffTalk #PodcastTeaser #TwoInT...

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🎙️ Women, Wisdom & AI: Getting Started Without Getting Overwhelmed

 🗣️ Featuring Guest: Lisa Chamberlin

 Think AI is just for tech bros and teenagers? Think again! In this empowering episode, Beth and Jen welcome their brilliant friend Lisa to break down the buzz around artificial intelligence—and why women over 50 should absolutely be part of the conversation.

From asking ChatGPT for dinner ideas to using AI for serious life pl...

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June 4, 2025 41 mins

Is your home feeling a little... heavy? Like the walls are quietly whispering “we need to talk?”

 In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen dig into the unseen ways your physical space affects your energy, your mood, and even your mindset.

We explore how simple feng shui shifts—like clearing your entryway or moving that dusty chair—can open up your life in unexpected ways. Beth brings insights from feng shui expert Marie Dia...

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August 6, 2025 30 mins

Episode Summary:

Ever wonder if the universe is actually listening? In this episode, we’re talking manifestation — what it really is, how it works (spoiler: it’s not magic, it’s motion), and why your words matter more than you think. From vision boards to surprise commissions to quiet whisper-prayers, we unpack the many ways women—especially over 50—can declare, believe, and receive.

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  • What manifestation is (and what...
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