December 29, 2023 • 28 mins
Minutes after the hot tub shenanigans we found ourselves in another sexy situation that we never saw coming. It went from zero to 100 in seconds. Things like this can only happen at Desire!
As we mentioned in the first bonus episode, we're going to temporarily pause our evolution into the lifestyle with some juicy sexiness that you won't want to miss.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Lady (00:06):
Welcome back to Unapologetic Swingers.
I'm Lady and I'm the Tramp.
And this is a bonus episode,part two of Desire 2023.
What are we calling this?
We're calling this
Tramp (00:21):
Brazilians 2.
Lady (00:22):
0.
We like the Brazilians.
Tramp (00:28):
Well, maybe it's fate.
Who knows?
Maybe we need to plan a tripdown there.
They
Lady (00:34):
said not to go to Brazil.
Oh.
Actually, when I talked to them.
Oh.
I think we continue to meet upwith different Brazilians, in
Mexico.
Tramp (00:45):
Okay.
I can deal with that.
This is probably out of thethree bonuses.
This is the one I am mostexcited to unpack.
And I guess debrief with Lady.
Because these events happenimmediately after, the play
(01:06):
session with champagne andblowjobs and squirting and A
massive cock.
Lady (01:14):
Yeah.
All the fun stuff.
Who wouldn't want an afternoonof those things?
Tramp (01:23):
So as that scene, I guess, for lack of better terms,
session, maybe that's a betterway to put it, kind of wrapped
up, I noticed this really sexycouple just off to the right.
And I think it was their firstday.
They had just
Lady (01:38):
arrived.
They did.
They had just arrived.
and we just kind of startedtalking to them.
Tramp (01:45):
And I think I was probably heavily buzzed.
Yeah.
And when I get to that point, Ican talk to almost anyone.
So part of me also believes thatthey had witnessed what had
happened and they're like, Oh,maybe if we park ourselves just
(02:06):
adjacent, something fun
Lady (02:07):
can happen.
Yeah, I have no clue when.
Or at what point they steppedinto the hot tub when everything
was happening and that was a lothappening in just a short amount
of time.
But you know, all of a suddeneverybody else was like, all
(02:30):
right, we need to, go back.
We need to get.
You know some downtime and getready for dinner We're all gonna
meet up at like 6 30 and it'slike 5 o'clock.
I don't know It was just allthat happened.
I would say in a span of an houror less So everybody pretty much
(02:54):
left and
Tramp (02:57):
Yeah, Carlos and Susie left and our friends, I do
believe, yeah, they all the restof the troublemakers.
And it was just kind of
Lady (03:05):
us, us.
Well, because the couple thatwasn't at the hot tub with us,
part of the troublemakers cameto the hot tub and you know,
she's like, where is everybody?
And I look up at her and I'mlike, everybody left.
I said, where were you guys?
We had like the best time.
(03:27):
And I'm like, I didn't go intodetail, but I said something
along the lines of you missedcocks and champagne and like all
this stuff.
And she just like.
Turns to Mr.
X, we're going to call him, andsays, Oh my gosh, we missed it
all.
(03:48):
And she was so upset.
And I'm like, Oh no.
You know, they had decided totake a nap that day.
Yeah, take a little power nap.
And, um, yeah, so I rememberthey came by and I was like, Oh
no.
But you know, it was fine.
It wasn't like they were upsetor anything.
She's just like, darn it.
I missed it.
Tramp (04:07):
I think that's what keeps me going so hard.
There is a little bit of
Lady (04:11):
FOMO, right?
There's like so much that couldhappen.
Tramp (04:17):
Uh, sometimes it's so unexpected.
Yeah.
And if you're sleeping in yourroom.
You're going to miss out.
Lady (04:25):
Yes.
Yes, you will miss out.
Tramp (04:29):
Which is also why I liberally take advantage of
espresso martinis as we workinto the evening because it
gives me that boost to go until2, 3 o'clock in the morning.
Lady (04:42):
Yeah.
Very true.
But sometimes it's exhausting tocontinue to be up from, eight,
nine, 10 in the morning tillfour in the morning.
It's like, Oh my gosh, here wego again, but let's do it.
Don't want to
Tramp (05:00):
miss out.
And that's probably part of thereason why we come back from
these trips.
So exhausted.
Lady (05:07):
So exhausted.
I
Tramp (05:09):
agree.
I think every single time Ijust, we get on the plane out of
Cancun and just, I pass
Lady (05:17):
out.
Yeah, agree.
But yeah, they they came by andthen they left and I was like,
you know, everyone's gettingready.
We're about to To leave out ofthe hot tub and we're gonna go
get ready, too
Tramp (05:31):
And I think I don't even recall them being there Part of
that could have been the alcoholBut I think part of it was I was
talking to this Brazilian coupleto this very sexy.
Yeah Brazilian couple.
He was what?
Probably about six foot tall.
Yeah.
You know, light, light,muscular, almost a more than a
runner's build, like a CrossFitbuild.
(05:53):
I would say so.
Lady (05:54):
Yeah.
She was
Tramp (05:56):
gorgeous.
Yeah.
I mean, she was
Lady (05:59):
just like that Brazilian body were big boobs, big
Tramp (06:02):
butt.
Yeah.
Her waist,
Lady (06:04):
but was like perfect.
And it's like everyone's dream,but you're like, can I touch
that?
And I want that too.
But yeah, they were very niceand, it was just kind of winding
down.
I think the hot tub was a littlebit more quiet, of course,
probably because like our crewleft, but a little too, too,
(06:29):
too, too.
Um, But yeah, they were reallynice and we were talking to them
and, kind of gave me thatflashback moment of the first
time I ever, it's funny when Isay this, cause I want to sing
Katy Perry, but like when Ikissed a girl, it was the
Brazilian girl.
And, she couldn't speak muchEnglish and this girl could not
(06:51):
speak much English.
So
Tramp (06:54):
it was, it was kind of the same.
He was relatively fluent there.
Yeah,
Lady (06:58):
he was, he was okay.
And she, yeah, like with his,yeah, he was a little bit more
fluent, not as fluent as thelast guy, but he understood, a
lot more and we were able tohave conversation, but for her,
it was like, you would just.
Kind of like piecemeal thingstogether.
Tramp (07:17):
Yeah, fumble.
I guess you'd call it fumblingalong a little bit.
Yeah,
Lady (07:21):
right.
It's almost like charades.
I feel like, but yeah, superhot.
And I was like, Oh, I was like,okay,
Tramp (07:30):
I think that you were probably still turned on.
Like you were amped up fromeverything that had just
happened, not 15 minutes prior.
I
Lady (07:39):
was having so much fun.
You were having fun.
Oh, I was having a blast.
It was just like everythingclicked and it was just a blast.
And I know.
So you, I know you don'tremember a lot, like you said,
it was kind of a blur for you,but I was still okay.
(08:01):
Like I had a really nice buzz,but I wasn't drunk or anything.
So I was able to remembereverything and really just enjoy
it.
But you know, we were talking tothem and I was sitting next to
him talking and you're, by herjust talking to her, trying to
(08:22):
have a conversation.
And he said something about,they didn't have their room yet
and they were just waiting fortheir room.
And I said, Oh, I was like, areyou going to invite us over?
And all of a sudden he justlooked at me and he was like, uh
huh.
And like, I don't know what itwas, but I was like, Oh, I'm
(08:44):
just gonna, I'm just gonna
Tramp (08:47):
Yeah, I, I remember talking with her and then I look
over and you're sitting in hislap or maybe the better way to
put it is straddling him.
Lady (08:56):
I was cause like, I was like, are you gonna invite us?
And he's like, yeah.
And then it was just like, okay,I'm just going to get on you and
start kissing and writing you.
And you look over and you'relike, Oh my gosh, we're way
behind.
We need to catch up.
Like what's going on?
Tramp (09:14):
Even though it's kind of a social faux pas, um, in, in
the hot tub.
Yeah.
But keep in mind folks that whenyou're in the moment and things
are just really hot, that itdoesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
No.
(09:35):
And you guys are obscured by thewater level, but I distinctly
look over and you're just up anddown, right?
I'm like, Oh shit.
You
Lady (09:46):
know, I didn't.
And the, and I just kind of lookback because we always say we're
going to, you know, communicateand say, babe, is this okay?
And I know I didn't at thatmoment, like I just went for it,
but I guess in my mind and Idon't know, this might be wrong
(10:09):
because it's, part of ourboundaries right now is I
thought, you know, they're bothreally hot.
And he's not going to have anyobjection, he's going to be
like, Oh, okay, let's go.
Tramp (10:26):
I appreciate that, you know, me so well, um, because
let's, let's face it.
I'm easy,
Lady (10:34):
right.
And I'm not, and you're not.
So, for me, when I'm like, okay,this, this works, I know you're
not going to be like, no, thatdoesn't work for me.
Tramp (10:46):
I think, I don't want to derail the flow too much, but I
think it's about tolerances.
If you're having a good time,99.
9 percent of the time I'm onboard.
Right.
I will grab those coattails andI will go for the ride of my
life.
But, in the instances where it'sreversed, yeah, I mean it's
(11:09):
about your tolerances and again,what you're comfortable with.
Lady (11:15):
I think just to, and I know we don't want to get too
deep in the weeds on this, butjust to dive in just a little
bit, one of the things that wetalk about a lot between us and
with our friends is, you know, alot of the women are so sexy and
they take care of themselves andthey look great and you look
(11:38):
over at their husbands and it'slike they just So it's harder as
a woman to be like, yeah, you'regoing to be attracted to a lot
of women.
And I'm not so much going to beattracted to the guy because the
way you look and what I want ina man.
(12:02):
Um, for that moment is it's ahigh standard, and, and that's
okay for me and for others.
It may not be that way, but Iknow when I go for it, I'm not
going to set you up to take onefor the team.
Tramp (12:19):
I appreciate that, but just know that, yeah.
I'm pretty damn easy.
Lady (12:24):
You heard that here first.
He's easy.
Tramp (12:30):
But yeah, his cock is just already buried.
So here's what I want to know.
You I know you just got down andstraddled him.
I mean, was there anyconversation or did you just
like.
God, you know, grab him andguide him on
Lady (12:48):
in.
There was no conversationbesides, Oh, so you can invite
me to your room.
And he just looks at me like, Ohyeah.
and so I just like put my legover and just put them in me and
I'm like, okay, we're doingthis.
here we go.
Well, you were firmly in thedriver's seat though.
I was, and I was like, I'mgoing, Oh my God, I'm so turned
(13:12):
on.
Um, yeah, no conversation aboutlike, yeah.
Do you want to do this?
No, it was just, or is this okayor no, none of that.
I mean, we just went for it andyou're standing right next to me
talking to his wife and you'relike, oh, all right, let's go.
Tramp (13:34):
And I think very quickly we moved up to the beds that
are, if you're familiar with thehot tub area, it's the ones
basically on the far end.
There are two of them and it wasfree and we climbed right up.
So.
It's really almost more of astage.
That's where I gave you themassage in an earlier episode.
So all eyes are
Lady (13:55):
on you are on you.
Yeah, but it was a little slowerat that time.
I felt like it was like gettingdark already.
It could have been.
But yeah, we moved up to thebeds and, just played and we
Tramp (14:07):
didn't discuss much.
No, no, not till actually wedidn't even, Discuss much until
after this is really ourdebrief, our unpacking right
here and now live,
Lady (14:19):
right?
Yeah, we haven't done this.
Tramp (14:21):
I do recall that I had to excuse myself briefly and you
guys were carrying on and I gotback and you know, the Mrs.
Brazilian was.
Gone.
And then you guys actually,well, you stopped fucking.
Yeah.
Lady (14:37):
Cause we were like, where'd she go?
I was so nervous.
I was like, Oh my gosh, where isshe?
And you're like, babe, just,just relax.
It's fine.
And I'm like, but what if shejust left and she's not okay.
And she was at the bar getting adrink.
She's like, all right, are wegoing or what are we doing?
Tramp (14:58):
Yes.
And I do recall I had her setdown the drink and I threw her
on the bed and just, started toeat her pussy and she, yeah, it
was very nice.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
Maybe somebody can fill us in,but.
Brazilian 1.
0.
(15:18):
She had a very prominent clitand so did this gal.
Yeah.
And it's not a turnoff.
I just, for as far as I'mconcerned, it's more to play
with.
Well,
Lady (15:29):
they were both physically fit too.
Yes.
nOt saying that I'm sure theytake supplements, but they
really take care of themselves.
And that's what I noticed.
Both of them.
Tramp (15:43):
I'm just enjoying that moment and I make her come.
Nice.
Lady (15:50):
But he did before you did that, he said, do not like we
can't come in.
That was like, his onlystipulation was we don't come in
each other, like no coming.
Yes.
I do recall that.
Yeah.
And I said, that's fine.
And I looked over at you and Isaid, don't come in her.
Um, and I think that's one ofthe first times where we didn't
(16:13):
know, you know, the other peoplewere, we didn't use condoms,
which we'll talk about a littlebit more later.
Tramp (16:22):
It's amazing when things happen so quickly, but yeah,
she, she sat up and then,basically like your turn and she
went down on me and so much fun.
And then you guys are rightbeside us.
And I don't know, just like withthe last episode that that
(16:45):
connection during, I think youwere just so engrossed.
Even though I was reaching outand touching you because we were
right next to each other inchesaway.
I don't think you even recognizethat I did.
You were just like in the momentand just having so much
Lady (17:05):
fun.
Yeah, I think so.
I was having a great time.
Tramp (17:09):
But I recall that she Yeah, she went down on me and I
was enjoying it and just likeyou, she, climbed up on the bed
and rubbed me up against herpussy and just sunk right down
on me.
(17:30):
So I'm watching you just gettingpounded and having this and it
was, it was fucking
Lady (17:37):
awesome.
Yeah, that was a high fivemoment.
Yeah.
So,
Tramp (17:42):
but what details do you remember that stand out to you?
Because I mean, we're just goingand going and going.
Lady (17:51):
Yeah.
It did seem like we were goingfor a while.
I didn't hear any complaints.
No, I enjoyed, I enjoyed it.
But yeah, I think he like turnedme over and, kind of more doggy
style.
Tramp (18:06):
I do remember that.
And that's something that Ladyreally enjoys.
Lady (18:10):
I do.
And then he just like came allover my ass.
I think he was just enjoying ittoo.
Tramp (18:18):
You, you have like a magical pussy where In that
position.
I'm serious, babe.
In that position.
It feels so good.
Yeah, that I would love to beable to pound you until you're
like, okay, I, I've come way toomany times.
I'm, I'm tapping
Lady (18:36):
out.
Yeah, yeah, no, I, I do rememberthat point.
And then I think just because wewere going at it for so long, it
was like, Oh my gosh, I just, Ineed a break.
Tramp (18:49):
Right.
And, and during that same time,like she was just writing me and
writing me and what reallystands out is it's almost like
she was dancing on my cock.
That is the easiest way.
Like her hips would move andshe'd go this way and that way.
And
Lady (19:09):
yeah.
did have her feet on the bed
Tramp (19:12):
at one point.
Yeah.
It almost like she was doingjust a really like squatting
down and bouncing on that waspretty hot.
Now I, I did not come.
No, I think it was probably thealcohol and honestly, things.
Things were getting a littlelike if there was lube involved
(19:33):
it would have been very much sohelpful
Lady (19:35):
Yeah, because after everything happened, I was like,
oh babe you need to come and Itried Um, yeah, I was just, and
I don't think that worked.
So my pussy wasn't so magical atthat moment,
but
Tramp (19:53):
yeah, I just remember you just like being a ragdoll.
You're like, Holy fuck.
That was
Lady (19:57):
awesome.
Yeah, that was awesome.
I love those.
He in the moment.
No, like, just where.
There's no expectations andthings just go and you're not
forcing it.
It just happens.
(20:19):
I love those moments.
Tramp (20:22):
You know what happens in that moment?
And I've told you this, you arethe aggressor.
Lady (20:28):
Yeah, I was definitely the aggressor.
Tramp (20:29):
All too often when we're at the club or whatnot.
You know, you kind of become awallflower.
I'm like, Hey, why don't you gotalk to that couple?
Why don't you go dance with thatsexy girl?
And you're like, no, I can't dothat.
Lady (20:43):
Because I don't like the push.
One.
Two.
If I'm attracted, then I'm allfor it.
Okay.
I will, I will go.
Just
Tramp (20:59):
like in that moment.
Do I need to preface it by, whatdo you think of that couple or
what do you think of her?
I mean, you could do that.
That's fine.
I know we actually had aconversation on the car ride
home last night.
We were at a holiday party.
And I've told Lady that I reallyappreciate when she gives me a
nudge.
And sometimes it takes more thanone.
(21:20):
I'm not going to get pissed off.
She's like, hey babe, you shouldgo do that.
And if I say, uh, no, and thenif she does it again, I'm like,
okay, whereas the flip side is Ifeel like I can't do that with
you, cause you just get annoyed.
I do.
Lady (21:36):
It's like, when you say no, like no means no.
Tramp (21:42):
And that's why.
And again, that's, that's just adifference in our tolerance.
Right.
I think that's what it boilsdown to.
And throughout this wholeexperience, it is a definite
learning curve.
And we're getting better andbetter every day.
We are.
Lady (21:58):
We definitely are.
You're getting to know mybuttons.
Tramp (22:03):
And hopefully you're getting to know mine.
The
Lady (22:05):
good and the bad.
And the sexy
Tramp (22:08):
buttons.
I thought I already had thosepretty well mastered.
Lady (22:14):
That was really a fun day.
It was like, we had four daysjust packed into one where there
was so much that just happenedthat
Tramp (22:28):
day, just completely spontaneously.
Yeah.
And I look back and I'm like,that's where the FOMO is like,
why can't every day be likethis?
Lady (22:37):
Because it just has to be the right people.
Feeling that moment at the righttime, not having too much to
drink, but just
Tramp (22:47):
enough guilty, guilty.
I probably could have came if Ihadn't drank so
Lady (22:52):
much.
Yeah, I think there's just, Idon't know.
That was, that was definitely afun day.
No, I've,
Tramp (23:00):
I've seriously enjoyed finally.
I've been waiting so long justto talk about this in depth and
it's been what four weeks it'sbeen four weeks But you know,
we've we've had some personalstuff.
Yeah going on.
That's that's kind of sidelinedus and right Yeah, it is what it
is.
But now we're here,
Lady (23:18):
but now we're here talking about it Debriefing for the
briefing first time.
I know
Tramp (23:24):
I've been so anxious and unfortunately I have to say I
got rather bent at lady theother week because I'm like, can
we, can we finally record?
I was so amped up.
I know
Lady (23:35):
I
Tramp (23:35):
wasn't feeling it.
And you're like, I'm, I'm not,babe, I'm not feeling good.
I'm like, and I did let thefrustration boil
Lady (23:42):
over.
Well, now I have a, an oldfashioned and I'm feeling good.
Tramp (23:50):
So we're going to wrap it up there.
And.
Our Ask Me Anything questionalso, once again, comes from the
very sexy Ivy and the veryhandsome Mr.
Trey.
And, this is very fitting forthis instance, where we were
(24:13):
asked, Protection or NoProtection?
What are your thoughts?
Lady (24:19):
Yeah, we were just kind of talking about this a little bit
earlier.
normalLy for us, if we don'tknow who we're playing with,
it's always protection.
Our core group who we've knownfor a while, we don't, but we
know them.
Tramp (24:36):
We know them and we know that they regularly get tested.
Right.
So we keep it, you know, withinthe circle, I guess you can say.
Correct.
And if somebody steps out of thecircle.
The full expectation is, okay,get your baseline tests done
right and come back
Lady (24:53):
and play.
But with everybody, it doesn'tmean that it doesn't happen.
It happened with the Brazilianswhere we didn't use protection
because we just got heated andI'm in the moment where I just,
straddle and things just go.
So normally it is alwaysprotection.
Tramp (25:18):
I would agree, but from the male perspective, it feels
so much better without, I know.
But, and I think that's whysome, some people in lifestyle
are like, no, because it's allabout your risk tolerance,
right?
For example, I've had avasectomy, so that risk is.
Long sense out the window.
Yes.
(25:38):
There's always the fear of STIsand, in light of this experience
before we play again, I'm goingto be scheduling my round of
tests for this week.
Yeah.
It's, it's
Lady (25:52):
better to be safe.
Yeah.
Tramp (25:53):
And I know you've already gotten yours out of the way.
Yep.
Lady (25:57):
Definitely.
It's definitely important forus.
It
Tramp (26:00):
is.
And it's just good housekeeping.
And I have to say thatthroughout various podcasts and
various couples, you're going tofind people who are staunchly on
one side or the other.
And that's okay.
The beauty of it is you alwayshave a choice.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, and it's up to you.
(26:20):
And if you choose not to, thenyou need to take the proper
precautions afterwards.
And I don't want to say do yourdue diligence, but do the right
thing.
Lady (26:31):
Yeah.
Do what's right for you.
Tramp (26:34):
So guys, we're going to go ahead and wrap it up at this
point.
Thank you my love for doingthat.
I'm.
So turned on right now.
He loves us.
I do.
I do.
So please guys, send us emailsjust to say hi, ask us
questions.
Give us, AMA topics, please.
(26:55):
You can find us at unapologeticswingers at gmail.
com and the third bonus episode.
I'm going to let lady give thetitle.
Lady (27:07):
You're going to let me give the title.
Okay.
It's, um, Going Out With a Bang.
This one is, it's going to be agreat episode.
It's going to be a little crazy.
We debriefed a little bit onthis,
Tramp (27:24):
but We did.
I was buzzed, but I wasn'tintoxicated.
I guess you could say this timearound.
So I, I have a, I have a goodmemory already.
I already know.
And
Lady (27:36):
this is just kind of the last part of our desire trip and
what we experienced, on the lastday.
And, super fun.
Oh my gosh.
Mind blown in so many differentways.
So.
Please, please listen to thisone because, you don't want to
(27:57):
miss it.
You definitely not.
If you've heard, the last two,you'll definitely want to hear
this one.
So until next time I'm lady andI'm the tramp.
Be sexy, be confident, beunapologetic.
Welcome back to Unapologetic Swingers.
I'm Lady and I'm the Tramp.
And this is a bonus episode,part two of Desire 2023.
What are we calling this?
We're calling this
Tramp (00:21):
Brazilians 2.
Lady (00:22):
0.
We like the Brazilians.
Tramp (00:28):
Well, maybe it's fate.
Who knows?
Maybe we need to plan a tripdown there.
They
Lady (00:34):
said not to go to Brazil.
Oh.
Actually, when I talked to them.
Oh.
I think we continue to meet upwith different Brazilians, in
Mexico.
Tramp (00:45):
Okay.
I can deal with that.
This is probably out of thethree bonuses.
This is the one I am mostexcited to unpack.
And I guess debrief with Lady.
Because these events happenimmediately after, the play
(01:06):
session with champagne andblowjobs and squirting and A
massive cock.
Lady (01:14):
Yeah.
All the fun stuff.
Who wouldn't want an afternoonof those things?
Tramp (01:23):
So as that scene, I guess, for lack of better terms,
session, maybe that's a betterway to put it, kind of wrapped
up, I noticed this really sexycouple just off to the right.
And I think it was their firstday.
They had just
Lady (01:38):
arrived.
They did.
They had just arrived.
and we just kind of startedtalking to them.
Tramp (01:45):
And I think I was probably heavily buzzed.
Yeah.
And when I get to that point, Ican talk to almost anyone.
So part of me also believes thatthey had witnessed what had
happened and they're like, Oh,maybe if we park ourselves just
(02:06):
adjacent, something fun
Lady (02:07):
can happen.
Yeah, I have no clue when.
Or at what point they steppedinto the hot tub when everything
was happening and that was a lothappening in just a short amount
of time.
But you know, all of a suddeneverybody else was like, all
(02:30):
right, we need to, go back.
We need to get.
You know some downtime and getready for dinner We're all gonna
meet up at like 6 30 and it'slike 5 o'clock.
I don't know It was just allthat happened.
I would say in a span of an houror less So everybody pretty much
(02:54):
left and
Tramp (02:57):
Yeah, Carlos and Susie left and our friends, I do
believe, yeah, they all the restof the troublemakers.
And it was just kind of
Lady (03:05):
us, us.
Well, because the couple thatwasn't at the hot tub with us,
part of the troublemakers cameto the hot tub and you know,
she's like, where is everybody?
And I look up at her and I'mlike, everybody left.
I said, where were you guys?
We had like the best time.
(03:27):
And I'm like, I didn't go intodetail, but I said something
along the lines of you missedcocks and champagne and like all
this stuff.
And she just like.
Turns to Mr.
X, we're going to call him, andsays, Oh my gosh, we missed it
all.
(03:48):
And she was so upset.
And I'm like, Oh no.
You know, they had decided totake a nap that day.
Yeah, take a little power nap.
And, um, yeah, so I rememberthey came by and I was like, Oh
no.
But you know, it was fine.
It wasn't like they were upsetor anything.
She's just like, darn it.
I missed it.
Tramp (04:07):
I think that's what keeps me going so hard.
There is a little bit of
Lady (04:11):
FOMO, right?
There's like so much that couldhappen.
Tramp (04:17):
Uh, sometimes it's so unexpected.
Yeah.
And if you're sleeping in yourroom.
You're going to miss out.
Lady (04:25):
Yes.
Yes, you will miss out.
Tramp (04:29):
Which is also why I liberally take advantage of
espresso martinis as we workinto the evening because it
gives me that boost to go until2, 3 o'clock in the morning.
Lady (04:42):
Yeah.
Very true.
But sometimes it's exhausting tocontinue to be up from, eight,
nine, 10 in the morning tillfour in the morning.
It's like, Oh my gosh, here wego again, but let's do it.
Don't want to
Tramp (05:00):
miss out.
And that's probably part of thereason why we come back from
these trips.
So exhausted.
Lady (05:07):
So exhausted.
I
Tramp (05:09):
agree.
I think every single time Ijust, we get on the plane out of
Cancun and just, I pass
Lady (05:17):
out.
Yeah, agree.
But yeah, they they came by andthen they left and I was like,
you know, everyone's gettingready.
We're about to To leave out ofthe hot tub and we're gonna go
get ready, too
Tramp (05:31):
And I think I don't even recall them being there Part of
that could have been the alcoholBut I think part of it was I was
talking to this Brazilian coupleto this very sexy.
Yeah Brazilian couple.
He was what?
Probably about six foot tall.
Yeah.
You know, light, light,muscular, almost a more than a
runner's build, like a CrossFitbuild.
(05:53):
I would say so.
Lady (05:54):
Yeah.
She was
Tramp (05:56):
gorgeous.
Yeah.
I mean, she was
Lady (05:59):
just like that Brazilian body were big boobs, big
Tramp (06:02):
butt.
Yeah.
Her waist,
Lady (06:04):
but was like perfect.
And it's like everyone's dream,but you're like, can I touch
that?
And I want that too.
But yeah, they were very niceand, it was just kind of winding
down.
I think the hot tub was a littlebit more quiet, of course,
probably because like our crewleft, but a little too, too,
(06:29):
too, too.
Um, But yeah, they were reallynice and we were talking to them
and, kind of gave me thatflashback moment of the first
time I ever, it's funny when Isay this, cause I want to sing
Katy Perry, but like when Ikissed a girl, it was the
Brazilian girl.
And, she couldn't speak muchEnglish and this girl could not
(06:51):
speak much English.
So
Tramp (06:54):
it was, it was kind of the same.
He was relatively fluent there.
Yeah,
Lady (06:58):
he was, he was okay.
And she, yeah, like with his,yeah, he was a little bit more
fluent, not as fluent as thelast guy, but he understood, a
lot more and we were able tohave conversation, but for her,
it was like, you would just.
Kind of like piecemeal thingstogether.
Tramp (07:17):
Yeah, fumble.
I guess you'd call it fumblingalong a little bit.
Yeah,
Lady (07:21):
right.
It's almost like charades.
I feel like, but yeah, superhot.
And I was like, Oh, I was like,okay,
Tramp (07:30):
I think that you were probably still turned on.
Like you were amped up fromeverything that had just
happened, not 15 minutes prior.
I
Lady (07:39):
was having so much fun.
You were having fun.
Oh, I was having a blast.
It was just like everythingclicked and it was just a blast.
And I know.
So you, I know you don'tremember a lot, like you said,
it was kind of a blur for you,but I was still okay.
(08:01):
Like I had a really nice buzz,but I wasn't drunk or anything.
So I was able to remembereverything and really just enjoy
it.
But you know, we were talking tothem and I was sitting next to
him talking and you're, by herjust talking to her, trying to
(08:22):
have a conversation.
And he said something about,they didn't have their room yet
and they were just waiting fortheir room.
And I said, Oh, I was like, areyou going to invite us over?
And all of a sudden he justlooked at me and he was like, uh
huh.
And like, I don't know what itwas, but I was like, Oh, I'm
(08:44):
just gonna, I'm just gonna
Tramp (08:47):
Yeah, I, I remember talking with her and then I look
over and you're sitting in hislap or maybe the better way to
put it is straddling him.
Lady (08:56):
I was cause like, I was like, are you gonna invite us?
And he's like, yeah.
And then it was just like, okay,I'm just going to get on you and
start kissing and writing you.
And you look over and you'relike, Oh my gosh, we're way
behind.
We need to catch up.
Like what's going on?
Tramp (09:14):
Even though it's kind of a social faux pas, um, in, in
the hot tub.
Yeah.
But keep in mind folks that whenyou're in the moment and things
are just really hot, that itdoesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
No.
(09:35):
And you guys are obscured by thewater level, but I distinctly
look over and you're just up anddown, right?
I'm like, Oh shit.
You
Lady (09:46):
know, I didn't.
And the, and I just kind of lookback because we always say we're
going to, you know, communicateand say, babe, is this okay?
And I know I didn't at thatmoment, like I just went for it,
but I guess in my mind and Idon't know, this might be wrong
(10:09):
because it's, part of ourboundaries right now is I
thought, you know, they're bothreally hot.
And he's not going to have anyobjection, he's going to be
like, Oh, okay, let's go.
Tramp (10:26):
I appreciate that, you know, me so well, um, because
let's, let's face it.
I'm easy,
Lady (10:34):
right.
And I'm not, and you're not.
So, for me, when I'm like, okay,this, this works, I know you're
not going to be like, no, thatdoesn't work for me.
Tramp (10:46):
I think, I don't want to derail the flow too much, but I
think it's about tolerances.
If you're having a good time,99.
9 percent of the time I'm onboard.
Right.
I will grab those coattails andI will go for the ride of my
life.
But, in the instances where it'sreversed, yeah, I mean it's
(11:09):
about your tolerances and again,what you're comfortable with.
Lady (11:15):
I think just to, and I know we don't want to get too
deep in the weeds on this, butjust to dive in just a little
bit, one of the things that wetalk about a lot between us and
with our friends is, you know, alot of the women are so sexy and
they take care of themselves andthey look great and you look
(11:38):
over at their husbands and it'slike they just So it's harder as
a woman to be like, yeah, you'regoing to be attracted to a lot
of women.
And I'm not so much going to beattracted to the guy because the
way you look and what I want ina man.
(12:02):
Um, for that moment is it's ahigh standard, and, and that's
okay for me and for others.
It may not be that way, but Iknow when I go for it, I'm not
going to set you up to take onefor the team.
Tramp (12:19):
I appreciate that, but just know that, yeah.
I'm pretty damn easy.
Lady (12:24):
You heard that here first.
He's easy.
Tramp (12:30):
But yeah, his cock is just already buried.
So here's what I want to know.
You I know you just got down andstraddled him.
I mean, was there anyconversation or did you just
like.
God, you know, grab him andguide him on
Lady (12:48):
in.
There was no conversationbesides, Oh, so you can invite
me to your room.
And he just looks at me like, Ohyeah.
and so I just like put my legover and just put them in me and
I'm like, okay, we're doingthis.
here we go.
Well, you were firmly in thedriver's seat though.
I was, and I was like, I'mgoing, Oh my God, I'm so turned
(13:12):
on.
Um, yeah, no conversation aboutlike, yeah.
Do you want to do this?
No, it was just, or is this okayor no, none of that.
I mean, we just went for it andyou're standing right next to me
talking to his wife and you'relike, oh, all right, let's go.
Tramp (13:34):
And I think very quickly we moved up to the beds that
are, if you're familiar with thehot tub area, it's the ones
basically on the far end.
There are two of them and it wasfree and we climbed right up.
So.
It's really almost more of astage.
That's where I gave you themassage in an earlier episode.
So all eyes are
Lady (13:55):
on you are on you.
Yeah, but it was a little slowerat that time.
I felt like it was like gettingdark already.
It could have been.
But yeah, we moved up to thebeds and, just played and we
Tramp (14:07):
didn't discuss much.
No, no, not till actually wedidn't even, Discuss much until
after this is really ourdebrief, our unpacking right
here and now live,
Lady (14:19):
right?
Yeah, we haven't done this.
Tramp (14:21):
I do recall that I had to excuse myself briefly and you
guys were carrying on and I gotback and you know, the Mrs.
Brazilian was.
Gone.
And then you guys actually,well, you stopped fucking.
Yeah.
Lady (14:37):
Cause we were like, where'd she go?
I was so nervous.
I was like, Oh my gosh, where isshe?
And you're like, babe, just,just relax.
It's fine.
And I'm like, but what if shejust left and she's not okay.
And she was at the bar getting adrink.
She's like, all right, are wegoing or what are we doing?
Tramp (14:58):
Yes.
And I do recall I had her setdown the drink and I threw her
on the bed and just, started toeat her pussy and she, yeah, it
was very nice.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
Maybe somebody can fill us in,but.
Brazilian 1.
0.
(15:18):
She had a very prominent clitand so did this gal.
Yeah.
And it's not a turnoff.
I just, for as far as I'mconcerned, it's more to play
with.
Well,
Lady (15:29):
they were both physically fit too.
Yes.
nOt saying that I'm sure theytake supplements, but they
really take care of themselves.
And that's what I noticed.
Both of them.
Tramp (15:43):
I'm just enjoying that moment and I make her come.
Nice.
Lady (15:50):
But he did before you did that, he said, do not like we
can't come in.
That was like, his onlystipulation was we don't come in
each other, like no coming.
Yes.
I do recall that.
Yeah.
And I said, that's fine.
And I looked over at you and Isaid, don't come in her.
Um, and I think that's one ofthe first times where we didn't
(16:13):
know, you know, the other peoplewere, we didn't use condoms,
which we'll talk about a littlebit more later.
Tramp (16:22):
It's amazing when things happen so quickly, but yeah,
she, she sat up and then,basically like your turn and she
went down on me and so much fun.
And then you guys are rightbeside us.
And I don't know, just like withthe last episode that that
(16:45):
connection during, I think youwere just so engrossed.
Even though I was reaching outand touching you because we were
right next to each other inchesaway.
I don't think you even recognizethat I did.
You were just like in the momentand just having so much
Lady (17:05):
fun.
Yeah, I think so.
I was having a great time.
Tramp (17:09):
But I recall that she Yeah, she went down on me and I
was enjoying it and just likeyou, she, climbed up on the bed
and rubbed me up against herpussy and just sunk right down
on me.
(17:30):
So I'm watching you just gettingpounded and having this and it
was, it was fucking
Lady (17:37):
awesome.
Yeah, that was a high fivemoment.
Yeah.
So,
Tramp (17:42):
but what details do you remember that stand out to you?
Because I mean, we're just goingand going and going.
Lady (17:51):
Yeah.
It did seem like we were goingfor a while.
I didn't hear any complaints.
No, I enjoyed, I enjoyed it.
But yeah, I think he like turnedme over and, kind of more doggy
style.
Tramp (18:06):
I do remember that.
And that's something that Ladyreally enjoys.
Lady (18:10):
I do.
And then he just like came allover my ass.
I think he was just enjoying ittoo.
Tramp (18:18):
You, you have like a magical pussy where In that
position.
I'm serious, babe.
In that position.
It feels so good.
Yeah, that I would love to beable to pound you until you're
like, okay, I, I've come way toomany times.
I'm, I'm tapping
Lady (18:36):
out.
Yeah, yeah, no, I, I do rememberthat point.
And then I think just because wewere going at it for so long, it
was like, Oh my gosh, I just, Ineed a break.
Tramp (18:49):
Right.
And, and during that same time,like she was just writing me and
writing me and what reallystands out is it's almost like
she was dancing on my cock.
That is the easiest way.
Like her hips would move andshe'd go this way and that way.
And
Lady (19:09):
yeah.
did have her feet on the bed
Tramp (19:12):
at one point.
Yeah.
It almost like she was doingjust a really like squatting
down and bouncing on that waspretty hot.
Now I, I did not come.
No, I think it was probably thealcohol and honestly, things.
Things were getting a littlelike if there was lube involved
(19:33):
it would have been very much sohelpful
Lady (19:35):
Yeah, because after everything happened, I was like,
oh babe you need to come and Itried Um, yeah, I was just, and
I don't think that worked.
So my pussy wasn't so magical atthat moment,
but
Tramp (19:53):
yeah, I just remember you just like being a ragdoll.
You're like, Holy fuck.
That was
Lady (19:57):
awesome.
Yeah, that was awesome.
I love those.
He in the moment.
No, like, just where.
There's no expectations andthings just go and you're not
forcing it.
It just happens.
(20:19):
I love those moments.
Tramp (20:22):
You know what happens in that moment?
And I've told you this, you arethe aggressor.
Lady (20:28):
Yeah, I was definitely the aggressor.
Tramp (20:29):
All too often when we're at the club or whatnot.
You know, you kind of become awallflower.
I'm like, Hey, why don't you gotalk to that couple?
Why don't you go dance with thatsexy girl?
And you're like, no, I can't dothat.
Lady (20:43):
Because I don't like the push.
One.
Two.
If I'm attracted, then I'm allfor it.
Okay.
I will, I will go.
Just
Tramp (20:59):
like in that moment.
Do I need to preface it by, whatdo you think of that couple or
what do you think of her?
I mean, you could do that.
That's fine.
I know we actually had aconversation on the car ride
home last night.
We were at a holiday party.
And I've told Lady that I reallyappreciate when she gives me a
nudge.
And sometimes it takes more thanone.
(21:20):
I'm not going to get pissed off.
She's like, hey babe, you shouldgo do that.
And if I say, uh, no, and thenif she does it again, I'm like,
okay, whereas the flip side is Ifeel like I can't do that with
you, cause you just get annoyed.
I do.
Lady (21:36):
It's like, when you say no, like no means no.
Tramp (21:42):
And that's why.
And again, that's, that's just adifference in our tolerance.
Right.
I think that's what it boilsdown to.
And throughout this wholeexperience, it is a definite
learning curve.
And we're getting better andbetter every day.
We are.
Lady (21:58):
We definitely are.
You're getting to know mybuttons.
Tramp (22:03):
And hopefully you're getting to know mine.
The
Lady (22:05):
good and the bad.
And the sexy
Tramp (22:08):
buttons.
I thought I already had thosepretty well mastered.
Lady (22:14):
That was really a fun day.
It was like, we had four daysjust packed into one where there
was so much that just happenedthat
Tramp (22:28):
day, just completely spontaneously.
Yeah.
And I look back and I'm like,that's where the FOMO is like,
why can't every day be likethis?
Lady (22:37):
Because it just has to be the right people.
Feeling that moment at the righttime, not having too much to
drink, but just
Tramp (22:47):
enough guilty, guilty.
I probably could have came if Ihadn't drank so
Lady (22:52):
much.
Yeah, I think there's just, Idon't know.
That was, that was definitely afun day.
No, I've,
Tramp (23:00):
I've seriously enjoyed finally.
I've been waiting so long justto talk about this in depth and
it's been what four weeks it'sbeen four weeks But you know,
we've we've had some personalstuff.
Yeah going on.
That's that's kind of sidelinedus and right Yeah, it is what it
is.
But now we're here,
Lady (23:18):
but now we're here talking about it Debriefing for the
briefing first time.
I know
Tramp (23:24):
I've been so anxious and unfortunately I have to say I
got rather bent at lady theother week because I'm like, can
we, can we finally record?
I was so amped up.
I know
Lady (23:35):
I
Tramp (23:35):
wasn't feeling it.
And you're like, I'm, I'm not,babe, I'm not feeling good.
I'm like, and I did let thefrustration boil
Lady (23:42):
over.
Well, now I have a, an oldfashioned and I'm feeling good.
Tramp (23:50):
So we're going to wrap it up there.
And.
Our Ask Me Anything questionalso, once again, comes from the
very sexy Ivy and the veryhandsome Mr.
Trey.
And, this is very fitting forthis instance, where we were
(24:13):
asked, Protection or NoProtection?
What are your thoughts?
Lady (24:19):
Yeah, we were just kind of talking about this a little bit
earlier.
normalLy for us, if we don'tknow who we're playing with,
it's always protection.
Our core group who we've knownfor a while, we don't, but we
know them.
Tramp (24:36):
We know them and we know that they regularly get tested.
Right.
So we keep it, you know, withinthe circle, I guess you can say.
Correct.
And if somebody steps out of thecircle.
The full expectation is, okay,get your baseline tests done
right and come back
Lady (24:53):
and play.
But with everybody, it doesn'tmean that it doesn't happen.
It happened with the Brazilianswhere we didn't use protection
because we just got heated andI'm in the moment where I just,
straddle and things just go.
So normally it is alwaysprotection.
Tramp (25:18):
I would agree, but from the male perspective, it feels
so much better without, I know.
But, and I think that's whysome, some people in lifestyle
are like, no, because it's allabout your risk tolerance,
right?
For example, I've had avasectomy, so that risk is.
Long sense out the window.
Yes.
(25:38):
There's always the fear of STIsand, in light of this experience
before we play again, I'm goingto be scheduling my round of
tests for this week.
Yeah.
It's, it's
Lady (25:52):
better to be safe.
Yeah.
Tramp (25:53):
And I know you've already gotten yours out of the way.
Yep.
Lady (25:57):
Definitely.
It's definitely important forus.
It
Tramp (26:00):
is.
And it's just good housekeeping.
And I have to say thatthroughout various podcasts and
various couples, you're going tofind people who are staunchly on
one side or the other.
And that's okay.
The beauty of it is you alwayshave a choice.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, and it's up to you.
(26:20):
And if you choose not to, thenyou need to take the proper
precautions afterwards.
And I don't want to say do yourdue diligence, but do the right
thing.
Lady (26:31):
Yeah.
Do what's right for you.
Tramp (26:34):
So guys, we're going to go ahead and wrap it up at this
point.
Thank you my love for doingthat.
I'm.
So turned on right now.
He loves us.
I do.
I do.
So please guys, send us emailsjust to say hi, ask us
questions.
Give us, AMA topics, please.
(26:55):
You can find us at unapologeticswingers at gmail.
com and the third bonus episode.
I'm going to let lady give thetitle.
Lady (27:07):
You're going to let me give the title.
Okay.
It's, um, Going Out With a Bang.
This one is, it's going to be agreat episode.
It's going to be a little crazy.
We debriefed a little bit onthis,
Tramp (27:24):
but We did.
I was buzzed, but I wasn'tintoxicated.
I guess you could say this timearound.
So I, I have a, I have a goodmemory already.
I already know.
And
Lady (27:36):
this is just kind of the last part of our desire trip and
what we experienced, on the lastday.
And, super fun.
Oh my gosh.
Mind blown in so many differentways.
So.
Please, please listen to thisone because, you don't want to
(27:57):
miss it.
You definitely not.
If you've heard, the last two,you'll definitely want to hear
this one.
So until next time I'm lady andI'm the tramp.
Be sexy, be confident, beunapologetic.
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Special Summer Offer: Exclusively on Apple Podcasts, try our Dateline Premium subscription completely free for one month! With Dateline Premium, you get every episode ad-free plus exclusive bonus content.