The mics pop like champagne as we usher Miami OG Lea Black back for part 2 in Dallas. What follows is a glitter cannon of gossip, gratitude, and girdle-tight life lessons—all in under an hour.
Glitter vs. Grit
Lea opens her designer diary: she once slid to the side so “drop-dead gorgeous” Joanna Krupa could shine, and even loaned baubles to castmates “starring in rented houses and leased Jaguars.” She applauds Bethenny Frankel’s rag-to-Skinnygirl rise while roasting fame junkies who’ll chase a camera “to the opening of an envelope.”
Hollywood Stories & Humble Queens
Grab your autograph book. Lea bumps into Faye Dunaway disguised in Juicy Couture, the boys accept a curbside first edition from Dyan Cannon, and Pol' watches Zoë Saldana crawl on the boutique floor to play with puppy SnowWhite90210. Patrik fires back: mistaking Courtney Love for a “homeless lady,” then auctioning Pamela Anderson’s lap for $10 K at a gala. The moral, via icons Betty White and Anna Nicole Smith: class never goes out of style.
Skincare Royalty & the Chump Army
We chat about Lea Black Beauty serums, masks, and miracle oil and Pol’ confesses he ditched Obagi for Lea Black Beauty.
Cosmic Signs & Coffee Grounds
Pol’s 2nd half of Lea's Armenian coffee divination crowns Lea “queen of limitless lanes.” Two new ventures shimmer in the grinds: an affordable-housing empire for son RJ and a hush-hush jewelry play. The trio compare destiny detours—from a Phuket flight missed before the 2004 tsunami to pilots grounding planes on “feng-shui feelings.”
Hot Topics & Runway Rundown
Headlines fly:
Gene Hackman’s carbon-monoxide tragedy prompts a detector PSA.
Jeff Bezos plans to rocket Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry into orbit—Lea yells “Prenup, please!”Fashion time: Pol’ torches the RHOM reunion looks—Lisa Hochstein’s iridescent foil (“Forever 21 clearance”), Larsa Pippen’s emerald ruche, and Alexia’s metallic mini—branding the set “Star-Wars prom.” By contrast, Greg Lotus’s portrait of Lea in a bias-cut ivory gown is christened “Rich-Bitch Perfection.”
Money, Morals & Mega-Billions
Lea slams corporate layoff kings, privatized-FAA chaos, and royal PR spin. Her mantra: “Show me where you spend your money, time, and influence, and I’ll show your values.”
Love, Security & Limitless Hustle
Coffee grounds confirm attorney/philanthropist Roy Black is Lea’s steady North Star—“that box is forever checked.” With home secure, she juggles a dozen gigs and yearns for five more. Patrik crowns her the “Ozempic of people—one shot and your goals slim to what matters.”
Lea's final words: “I feel naked—inside and out—but drape me in couture and 60 carats, darling!”
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