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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On your break.
Today, toad's back in thestudio celebrating our 10,000th
episode.
We're building Monroe a tollbooth and keys better with
buttons than me.
Plus a new question from ourfavorite vet All right Time to
clock out for lunch If somebodysays how are you doing and

(00:36):
somebody says I'm doing good?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Versus.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm doing well because I'm doing good is like I
am accomplishing something.
What's the quote Superman does?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We've got to get your mic closer to you.
You've either got to use thatone or you can take it off the
stand and hold it, I'm justgoing to do this.
Yeah, just scoot under it andlean back.
You're going to be great.
You're going to do this.
Yeah, just scoot under it andlean back.
Can I talk now?
Yeah, no, you're good you cantalk now.
Do your thing, what thing youwant me to intro to the podcast

(01:14):
now?
Is that what you want me to do?
Would you like me to do theintro?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't care.
I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh, now you interrupted it.
Now I'm going to do it again,but I'm not going to cut it.
I'm going to let everybody know.
I'm going to let everybody know.
On the 10,000, 10,000 downloadepisode, you fucked up the intro
.
Welcome into Unpaid Lunch andthanks for spending your break
with us.
I'm Heavy D Monroe's here,key's here, toe's back in studio

(01:43):
.
He doesn't have anything elseto do, I don't, it's just he
literally has so much hay in theback of his truck I just see 12
bales I walked outside ninebales of hay and three of straw
oh well, I don't think I couldtell you the difference
one looks like a straw yeah, Icould, but not from like if I

(02:04):
just sit in the back of a truckinstantly, I'm just like it's
hey, that's fair yeah, you ain'ta farmer I think you could talk
like that.
Uh, just talking like normal.
You sound like that.
It's like gabby trying to do acountry accent.
Gabby tries to do a countryaccent.
I'm like, just talk normal.
Let's see you sound like that.
That fake thing.

(02:25):
You're doing 10,000 downloads.
Yeah, we hit that this week,which is out of nowhere.
Hold on, we got this thing.
There you go, it's beenoutsourced, it's still good for
me.
Well, you've called in for workforever.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You do encourage it.
It's never given a schedule.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's true.
It is bad management honestly.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Honestly, it's a terrible management.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's bad management.
You know what?
It's Rhino's fault.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I agree he's not here , it's.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Rhino's fault.
Bad management.
Who, tim the management isn'there, he doesn't say much, but
when he does, it's devastating.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
All hell is broken loose.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, yeah, I told you, he's just in the background
.
He's DJ Kali.
It works out great.
Yeah, so we haven't had anepisode since you were here last
.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You gotta get a little deeper on your pool.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
We don't have any other friends anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm here because I don't either.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We have a lot of people who want to come on the
podcast, but not at like 1130 ona Sunday night.
It's like in the middle of thenight.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't have a lot going on.
The ducks are in bed.
I'm done for the day.
It's really just convenient.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're a quarter mile up the road.
Everybody's asleep, and yourwhole family.
There's nothing else to do, whynot?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'd be playing Hitman right now if I was.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh which.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Hitman, are you playing?
They have a new mode which islike it's across all of the
games.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And you get specific contracts.
Oh, it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's cool.
I love Hitman games.
It's the best.
I forget about them.
How much I like them.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I love the Assassin's Creed stuff too.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, you don't like Assassin's.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Creed.
I like some of the Assassin'sCreed.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I always kind of get.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I like Black Flag a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, black Flag, that's what everybody says.
Black Flag.
A chip that I work with lovesBlack Flag.
It's what he prefers.
I loved the second one.
I played the snot out of thatgame.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Which one was that?
Which podcast is?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
this.
Can I cuss on this podcast?
Yeah, I played the shit out ofthat one.
I forget.
We don't cuss on the otherpodcasts very much, oh, really.
We cuss a little bit.
We're under the explicit numberthough, so that podcast
actually gets more random viewsbecause it's not explicit.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's family-friendly.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, it's not, though they listen to it and
we're literally just talkingabout blood and guts and poop.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It's pretty much like this podcast, but you don't
swear.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's like this podcast, just with turnbuckles.
I like that, but we don't swear.
Yeah, my son's on it.
I love your son.
He's great, he's actually.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
He carries the podcast, actually the wrestling
podcast he literally got all thegood parts of brianna and none
of the parts of you.
Yeah, that's true except no,he's as funny as I was.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I was going to say he's funny, yo, he is as funny
as you, he's funny.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's like he's got all the humor that you have
without the trauma.
Yeah, it's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yet yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hold up, that's coming.
I mean, the kid is legitimatelyone of the finest people I've
met.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I have nothing to do with him.
I don't believe that at all.
I feed him chicken nuggets.
You feed him, I just feed theboy nuggets.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, I feed that boy a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
So he's in football shape right now.
You know what I mean, and itwas evident on the court.
Yeah, basketball.
I was like Clay.
You are in football shape, forsure.
You look like you've beenplaying center for six months.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That looks like what's happening though, didn't
he?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
yeah, he was playing lots out, no joke he has been.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, I told you he's a very popular topic he can't
really listen to this podcast,so we're just good.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I mean, he is fucking on point yeah, that, uh, he.
He was like he was talkingabout halfway through the season
not having a sack, and then hehad like three in a game.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, three in that one game.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, this is not about work, but now it is um.
Rhino is actually injured.
So, like I said, if we had fma,he would have that seems like
injured how he's hurt man.
He's got like a nerve problemon his back, something he was
complaining about it foreverhere.

(06:42):
And we bitched about it foreverand then it actually turns out
it was real.
So sorry, I guess we shouldhave mocked him less or more?
Or more.
Yeah, it seems like you know.
Whatever, it worked either way.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It would be wrong for us to not mock him as his
friends.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So yeah, so we've always tried to be transparent
with our viewers.
Not a transparent, transparent.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Whichever?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, transplant, transplant Something.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Couldn't think of a good joke off the word
transplant, so he's got to moveon.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I have to move on.
I didn't have anything fromtransplant because it was going
to be offensive.
I saw the filter running.
It was pushing through.
You ever have, god?
I sound like I'm really loud,you are.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm glad that we shared that.
Look, everybody went.
Yeah, that's your thingactually turns out connection.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm glad that we shared that.
Look, Everybody went yeah,that's your thing.
Actually Turns out.
What Turns out, that's yourthing.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We had a really good moment there.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh man, monroe needs a, we need to get Monroe.
I thought in this corner overhere, where these board games
are, I thought we could buildlike a, a booth, a booth yeah,
three steps that he's just inand there's like plate glass you
know, and he's just got likelike he's got like everything
back there with him.
Yeah, I think it would be greatI like it?
Hey, look this up.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It seems more important when somebody
separated from the groupinterjects.
Yeah, it does I automaticallyassign more weight to that if
they're not directly involved.
That's real.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's real Well, hopefully, when we put a studio
in the yard and get the gear outof the dining room, you'd think
we'd go just keep buying moregear.
It's like you know what.
We need New mic, so we've gotto have a mic for a mic.
Let's just get a tent.
We can just record, I don't.
Let's get a tent.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Do tents have Wi-Fi Sure?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
We're going to plug Wi-Fi in.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You'll get.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Wi-Fi in your yard?
Probably not, man.
This house is old Do the mesh,the what Wi-Fi mesh?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I have the mesh.
I got Wi-Fi everywhere.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Can't hide money.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't think it's a money thing.
I think it's a poor managementof funds thing.
I care more about Wi-Fi andSpotify than oh.
Yeah, we have the highestrunning internet that you can
get, so I can plug it directlyinto my Xbox.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I spend the majority of my money on wrestling figures
.
It's very evident.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah I get.
Two thirds of my budget is StarTrek memorabilia.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's very evident where my money goes, and then
you know, there it is.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, this is what off the rails.
I blame you for talking.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
My bad, I'll stay quiet.
I'll stay quiet now.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
You weren't supposed to say anything ever, so
something I want to bring up waswhat was your first job?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
My first job, I think I was a busboy at a seafood
restaurant and I was really badat it because I was stoned all
the time, like a busboy issupposed to be.
Yeah, I was really bad at itbecause I was stoned all the
time Like a busboy is supposedto be.
Yeah, I was going to say,that's just.
It was a fine dining restaurantcalled Regatta.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And Steve.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Zahn used to come in there all the time.
And I was yeah, like that thingyou do.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, that's what you put him towards was.
That was uh, that thing you do.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
But like I was very fun and, uh, I had a connection
to people, yeah, and so nobodywanted to fire me because I was
bad at it, and so they found mea job in the kitchen and then,
when I eventually got fired fromthere for my stuff, Whatever?
Connections.
I went directly across thehallway and got hired at Ruby

(10:50):
Tuesdays as a server.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh, that's a better job.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I was a terrible server I can see that.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
And I got in a physical altercation with a
customer.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And rather than fire me, they moved me to the kitchen
where I became a kitchenmanager and ran shit.
I was lucky to never get fired.
It was always amicable and Ialways deserved it.
But I got great recommendationsand I constantly failed up.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I could see you as a busboy.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I was a terrible busboy because I didn't give a
fuck.
Yeah, I would just take my time.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Not even cleaning this table, I would talk to
customers and bullshit around.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
You see how easily I get distracted.
I was a stoner.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's the way it was .
Yeah, what were you going to do?
But it was a really fancyrestaurant and I wasn't a fancy
person.
I've talked about mine a fewtimes, but you know we're 47
episodes deep now, though Waithold on what was your first job.
That's what I'm saying.
That's where I'm getting to.
I wanted to go around the tableYou're going to go.

(12:01):
It's not a round table, listen.
My first job was Hardee's InJenkins.
Yeah, bitch, listen, I worked.
They had chicken still.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh yeah, and the biscuits.
Yeah, dude, yeah that was whereI was at.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I was working.
I worked like the chicken.
When was that oh?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
two Really.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Probably Maybe 03.
Chicken when was that?
Oh two, really probably.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
oh uh, maybe oh three something like that after high
school or during during.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think maybe I'm wrong about that, but no wait,
maybe it's right after highschool.
Yeah, maybe it's right afterhigh school.
It's probably.
Oh five, um, let's just admit Idon't know.
Uh, let's just go there.
Whatever's on my resume.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's still on there .

Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, um, uh, I wouldn't put the four days I
worked there.
Where is me?
I don't count that as actualemployment.
Okay, let me tell you whathappened.
Um, we closed it like 10.
And so it was like talkingabout cleaning down at like 9.50
, right.
So it was like cleaning downthe chicken, chicken trays and

(13:11):
like the, because you know it isall handmade, that chicken
fucking, you gotta, is it really?
Yeah, dude, it's a process andit sucks.
That's why they don't do itanymore, yeah.
Yeah, it's not cost effective.
Shit was so good though.
Yeah, not cost effective, itwas great.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Our kids will never know the joy.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Lee's Extra Crispy is pretty close, it's pretty close
to.
Hardee's.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
If it weren't for.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Anyway, sorry.
So I cleaned down the chickenstuff, you know, and it was like
$9.58.
Get a drive-thru order for a50-piece chicken?
I quit, I quit, I quit, I left,I was like I'm not doing it,
I'm not fucking doing it.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
There's not a chance.
I'm doing it.
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm not making it.
You have to make it and I waslike I don't have to make it.
I will not.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I promise you I'm not going to do it.
That's funny.
I mean, I don't blame you.
We had aggressive front of thehouse people that wouldn't just
not do it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, we got on the TikTok.
We shared like a couple likepeople aggressively quitting.
There's been a couple videos oflike being mean and quitting,
like I think it's unnecessary,it is, it's not smart.
Yeah, quiet, quit, that's thebest thing to do been a couple
videos of like being mean andquitting like I think it's
unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It is like smart yeah , quiet, quit.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's the best thing to do.
That's so fun.
Just stop working.
Just what do you do here?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
oh, bob, really, in a week's work I only do about an
hour of actual work that's theway to do it literally just stop
working, but show up and justbe there.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I do so much work now and I didn't mean to do that, I
didn't mean to like go from ajob where I didn't really I
didn't do anything, it was justeasy.
And now I have like responsibleberries you should.
You know I gotta do shit.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, but think about what he has to do Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
If somebody dies, it'd be all right.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's fine.
Like that's way worse, don't wemean?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
that's hard, yeah, it is, but what if our phones go
down?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I don't do anything.
So anything I say it doesn'tcarry.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I feel like I want to be like, uh, the lovely Keisha,
everybody, everybody claps, yes, she walks by, oh, uh, yeah,
yes.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So where do you stand , like was all of you.
Is this where you, uh, is thison the path that you intended?
Like, did you intend to gotowards tech?
Did you intend to go towards,like, a medical thing?
Like, was that?
Is it something that you fellinto, naturally?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't think, um, I don't think I really ever had
direction on what I was going todo.
I think I just didn't care.
Yeah and surprise, and I didn'tcare.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I know there's a lot of things that you really care
about, so you can't get in withthat, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Well, I didn't care about that, though I don't care
about what I was going to followthrough with you, just wanted
to do something, right.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
To provide and do this the family thing.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Right, and that's what I mean.
Whatever it was that got there,it wasn't playing ping pong in
college, that definitely didn'tget me there.
It doesn't help a lot.
Yeah, that did not get me there.
I mean Forrest Gump.
Well, I think that was theHarman thing, though.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
It doesn't work that way though.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think it was his mom.
She did work real hard to gethim ahead in life.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Your mama sure do care about your education.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
You got to pat the sweater away when you say it
From his chest.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
From his chest.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
What dude walks out with a pat on his chest.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
All the way down the stairs and everything it was
intense.
Pat in his chest All the waydown the stairs and everything
it was intense.
What?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
were they doing Breathing exercises, I think so
Building rocking chairs?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Did you fall into the medical field, Monroe?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I did.
I always knew it would besomething medical.
I just knew it wasn't going tobe nursing, it just happened to
be respiratory.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Male nurses get the shit into the stick.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You got to do so much .
Male respiratory is similar.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I'm sure I didn't want to walk but, yeah, what led
you into the medical direction,though?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Just everything in my life with the transplants and
everything.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I mean you were just kind of.
I mean you do have a personalconnection.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Transparent transplant Trans Transparent,
trans, trans Trans.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm transphobic.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I can't talk about this?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh, it's Just all transes.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's just asparagus.
Trans plants Trans.
Yeah, it's asparagus.
It thinks it's broccoli.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Let's go Trans plant, oh man.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Jesus Christ.
I hope we get cancelled Ialready said, I'm transphobic.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Everybody listens to this podcast.
Votes for Trump.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I don't believe that at all.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't care, vote for whoever you want.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Don't vote for a politician.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't think we're allowed to tell you who to vote
for on a podcast.
Wait, no.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I can tell you this Don't vote for any of them.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
They hate you they all hate you.
Actually, they don't hate you.
They don't know you exist.
They don't care about you.
They don't care about you.
It's the whole hating you meansthey know you exist.
They don't care about youlegitimately behind them in the
stands.
Hey, guess what?
No one with money cares aboutyou because they have money and
the whole point of being alive,evidently, is to have money.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
And taxation is theft .

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Taxation is theft.
If this podcast, if we pivotedat all this show and if we took
a hard turn and pivoted anything, it'd be a fucking taxation is
theft show.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I would love to get behind an anti-government show.
Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Let's get some fucking accountants on.
Why are you?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
asking me to get accountants.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'm just saying it Like you don't fucking let me in
.
Just don't let me in with the.
I'm not voting for Trump.
It's out of hand.
I got to go, but do you know anaccountant?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
though I got a couple .
Okay, yeah, my mom's anaccountant A synagogue.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I could have my mom on, but I feel like that would.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't think she would belong here.
I don't think she would dogreat.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I think it would be like when Rick Flair was on Kill
Tony.
That's what I think it'd belike.
Yeah, I think it would be likethat.
I think she would be like I'mreally not here for this boy.
I did not mean to do this.
You guys are just mean to eachother.
They're like did you watch this?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
We're very unpleasant people.
We should have been here in thefirst place.
We're really mean to each other.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's fine, fine, but we would kill you if you fuck
with any of us.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
yeah, absolutely, that's so funny, clay's like
that too, with him and hisbuddies, we're like that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's just dudes.
Yes, we beat the shit out ofeach other.
Don't fuck with them.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
That's dudes yeah, that's funny.
In the army it's the whole.
I'm gonna go see my buddy.
He's the greatest dude I'veever known.
I love him so much.
Oh, is he pretty solid dude?
No, he's a piece of shit.
I wouldn't trust him with myfamily.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
He's a garbage human being my best friend in the
world, yeah and you know you'relike.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
You know I love him so much.
He's my favorite person.
I'd do anything for me.
He would do anything for metokeisha, specifically not to
date him.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah it's like yeah, that's a mistake absolutely.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
You should absolutely avoid it.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
He's a piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I mean, those are the best friends you have, I love
him yeah.
You love them despite thembeing pieces of shit, because, I
mean, generally speaking, we'reall pieces of shit.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, it's fine, we all know it, munro, except Munro
.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
He does the Lord's work.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, just giving people breathing treatments.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
He works in a hospital.
That's enough.
I've seen the superhero sides.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
He just gives people with pneumonia breathing
treatments all night.
You're right.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
No witty, nope, nope, just true, that's the job yo we
do.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's why he likes night shift.
He just gives in treatments.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I mean that really is probably the best way to go.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
How many people decline them A lot.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Not as much as you think.
Why would somebody decline it,because it's three in the
morning, they just want to sleep.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
But they've got to sign off on it and shit.
Too right.
So it's more work to justdecline it than it is to just
fucking take it, and also sincetoo right, yeah, so it's like
more work to just decline itthan it is to just fucking take
it and also it's an oxygen high.
Just take it.
Yeah, you feel really good.
Just take it.
You're gonna sleep like a babyonce you.
Once you take it, then you canhave oxygen the rest of your
life.
If you just take oxygen all thetime, right by now true, is

(21:58):
that true?
Yeah, you can get like, becauseyour lungs get used to having
like that pure oxygen.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh, because it's pure yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, pumped in, and then you just can't live without
it.
Your lungs are like, yeah, shithits.
Good, that sucks.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, you're ruining people's lives, man.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yes yes, I am, keisha did fall into teaching.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Even though I'm not really teaching right now.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, yeah, but it's teaching adjacent.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Well, it's what I originally got my bachelor's
degree in then, what I couldn'tdo anymore and what I had to go
into, that's yours.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I told you not to do that you look like you're having
no fun whatsoever.
She never has fun.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I've seen her have fun.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I'm just kidding, she always has fun.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You took the fun.
I've seen her have fun, I'mjust kidding, she always has fun
.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
You took the fun.
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
She just sits there like this To be fair, we were
doing a wrestling podcast for awhile and I could have moved it.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You haven't done one tonight.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm sorry that I didn't move the board.
Do you want me to pause thepodcast and move the board
Please?
No, I'm kidding, we're 45minutes in.
I think we're like oh man, soyou were still talking about
your fall in your job.
I was like where are we at, bro?

(23:18):
I was like where are we at Hold?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
on.
Started in clerical work inhigh school.
I knew I wanted to do somewhatof that.
But healthcare because I wantedto make a difference Got an
associate's in one degree.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Awesome people and shit.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Got a bachelor's in a different field or same field
just different.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, they're both healthcare but one was in Just
different specializations.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah.
So I got a bachelor's inhealthcare management.
Couldn't find a job, took mycollege, off my ass.
Got a job, Paid minimum wage,whatever.
Couldn't live off that, so not,and not it not meet the kid's
schedule.
So I went into subbing then,which much later teaching, yada,
yada, yada.

(24:01):
So now the job I have is ablend of both.
I'm still in the school systembut I'm still on the paperwork
side and the process and anoffice side of that stuff.
So it's kind of both.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So it's like the intention to continue on your
path.
Are you all going to stay inthe same field?
Where do you move up from here?
Like doing respiratory, like isthere a way to move?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
they are, but I just would rather not yeah too much.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's too much trouble to actually do is it yeah?
Like, as you get it like it, Iguess it would be more of an
administrative yeah thing, yeahpaperwork, shit, yep, it's all
yeah, yeah just not worth it.
No, pay raise or anything Canyou do other certifications to
get more pay.
You can.
You can go to perfusion inschool.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
That increases your pay and everything.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
You can stay in the same position, though.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, I was looking for a way out, not up.
We're not about that.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
But in my current position.
I make the first year of mystarting salary exceeds what I
would have been making as ateacher 15 years in.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Really Nice.
That's not good for teachers.
No, I have a master's.
The state of Kentucky.
That's not good for teachers.
No.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I have a master's in teaching.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
And the position.
I have only required abachelor's.
Right and it didn't have to bein anything particular.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well, we're sufferers of the generation of you've got
to go to college, you've got toget a degree.
It's the only way you'll be,it's all about.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
They just want you to pay tax on them fucking student
loans, and that's just theft,man.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Commonwealth Stadium wasn't going to upgrade itself.
I'm going to get allanti-government again.
Yeah, let's go.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I need that money.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I took a picture of the American flag today and they
had it upside down for a fewseconds and I was like you
should leave it like that.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's kind of funny yeah I was like it's kind of
fucking you guys think thatpicture's hard.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's gonna be way harder if it fights upside down.
I promise, like it's good, youguys are gonna.
You want to pop off, you'regonna go viral.
Yes, all the wrong reasons, butno bad.
No publicity is bad publicitycorrect yeah, I mean.
Well, I don't know.
Man diddy's downloads are wayfucking up.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Dude, his downloads are way up I, I can separate the
artist from the music.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, I'll fucking you know, 2,000 yards man.
Oj Simpson, Of course he's aninnocent man.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's legally.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Legally he is, it's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
What is this podcast?
What is this?
Can we just fucking hang hangout?
Just talk about bullshit?
We're talking about OJ Simpsonall over the place.
This is like separating the artfrom the artist.
Like I love, michael Jackson,fuck.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
P Diddy, I mean no, I'd rather not.
Oh no, I mean, that was alwayson the table.
There's not enough lotion.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
it seemed it was on the table, but you weren't.
Ayo, ay, not enough lotion.
It was on the table, but youweren't.
Hey-oh, hey-oh, do we got abutton or something?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh, no Damn, it's just proof.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, got there that just proves Kasia should be on
this.
Yeah, she's so salty right nowI suck with it.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
She knew immediately what was going on the one that
taught you how to use it, and Ican't press the buttons.
Never can find the button youknow it's a common problem.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Pardon, it's a common problem, oh yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
It hurt my feelings.
So at work we stopped payingout for COVID vacations.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You were still doing that.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, so this is the death to COVID-cations.
There's no more of those.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
How did you still have that going on?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I think it was still going on like three months ago.
I think it ended like threemonths ago, but it was still
going on.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
People still have COVID.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I think everybody has COVID.
I think that's the trick withit People just have COVID.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Do you remember when it was?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
it's just the people just have covet, do you remember
?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
what it was then the world.
We just have covet now, and noweverybody's just now different
yeah peoplejust have it positive at school
and they didn't send him homebecause they give him a high
five and ask him to stay awayfrom people just said no, unless
you have a fever, you're notcontagious.
You're fine, you can stay I'mremember it, killing everyone in
the world.
Yeah, I'm pretty clear on thatmemory no, multiple people I

(28:23):
mean I saw jimmy camel made avideo and everything like we all
died I'm pretty sure jimmycamel made a video.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, I'm pretty.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I saw like they sang a rainbow song or something
pretty lost.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I got lost in the like jimmy camel's, j Jimmy
Kimmel's control over theAmerican population.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
He did a thing.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Do you remember Jimmy Kimmel just celebrated titties
and beer all the time, and nowhe's fucking like the most piece
of shit pussy ever Full split.
They went Adam Carolla's likefuck bitches, get money.
Like I love titties steal.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I'm old enough to remember the trampolines.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, the tramp.
That's what people every time Isee.
I can't even talk about this,because every time I see Jimmy
Kimmel, I'm like bro, why don'the start every show with Ziggy
Zoggy, ziggy Zoggy, oi, oi, oi,like, what is he doing?
He don't ever say that he'sbetter than that.
Now there was I know he's.
I know his statement was likeyou know he's matured and

(29:25):
understand.
I was like he was allowed toyou fucking, I'm gonna tell you
something.
And I'm gonna tell yousomething, right that just
something we got here.
All the listeners that you youto beat his ass in high school
because he's a poser, right he'sa fucking poser sellout.
That's very 2003 to say, butisn't he?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh yeah, and I was the kind of kid that cared about
that shit.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
You would have fucking wrapped a metal chain.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Around your knuckles.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
And fucked him up.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You and probably some 6 foot 3 gay dude.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, we'd just rainbow bash the fuck out of him
.
I'm telling you dude?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Where's the live mic?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Nowhere I love like Letcher County's got this
beautiful punk and alt scene andI remember being there in the
beginning.
Yeah, you know, like we wereyoung.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
They're underrated for that.
There's a ton, of Ton of punksand all.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
We used to I mean Weisberg used to when we were in
middle school and high school,weisberg banged.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
The segues speak the truth usually and I follow the
segues.
Okay, and the segue here istalking about downtown Weisberg.
Again, it's amazing, right, andI just, you know, I can't help
but talk about all the peoplewho are in whitesburg right now
filming stuff, and there's abunch of, there's a bunch of
people going viral.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'll just say monroe's jacket's yellow it's
pretty yellow I would actuallycall it green it's kind of
leaning towards like an electricgreen yeah, it is I think that
90 of the people in this fuckingpopulation are fucking idiots
because all they do is go.
I read this from somebody'scousin on facebook that said so

(31:08):
and so did this what button do Ihit right now?
It's, that was pretty hardeverybody's so fucking stupid
because they want to believewhatever the fuck they want to
believe it's this one, I think.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Can I please have the board back?
I made Weston move.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
because of that, I had to press the fucking buttons
.
I made him sit over here.
After that I changed the wholestudio around because he
wouldn't stop pressing thebuttons.
I've been sitting here foryears.
At this point, I know how longhas this been going on A year.
No way it's more than yeah, no,we hit 10 000 downloads in a
year, god damn I'm bad at.

(31:44):
So it's pretty good and we'regetting, and people are
listening and you know, and sowe're gonna.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
This is where I sit, and you can't make me move I'm I
don't think I ask you to move.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You kind of threatened me I do that a little
bit, because I need to, I know,but listen to me just a second.
I need to at least assert alittle bit, because I need to, I
know, but listen to me just asecond.
I need to at least assert alittle bit of dominance, I
understand?
Yeah, just a teeny tiny.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I've been sitting like a Muppet this whole show.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
so it's okay, You're goofy as fuck.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
You can probably get me right now, like you,
skateboard, left-footed or someshit, that's how you're sitting.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I was never a skateboarder, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I it.
That's how you, that's howyou're sitting.
I was never a skateboarder,thank you.
I know you was a pure fruitbooter.
You fruit boot, left-footed.
Yeah, you had this pitch onetime about why rollerblading
rollerbladers were harder thanthan skateboarders.
Because because you can't ditch, because you can't ditch,
rollerbladers can't ditch, can'tditch.
And they're like yeah, theboard also can't come up and hit
you in the face.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Well, your foot fucking can and it did.
Multiple times.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Don't be so flexible.
Just saying Everybody's alittle gay.
That's all I'm trying to say.
There's a bunch of good movies.
Don't talk about movies.
Don't talk about rollerblademovies without talking about the
fucking rollerblade movie.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Name a better skateboard movie than Airborne
Airborne's better than Name anyskateboard movie that can
compare to Airborne.
And there is my argument.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Name a good rollerblading game.
Okay, stop, name one betterthan Tony Hawk.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh fuck, there's not one.
There's not a rollerbladinggame.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
There is a rollerblading game the one where
you're you just gotta sit andfucking pump the triggers or
whatever radio.
What's that game called Radiosomething?
You know what I'm talking aboutEverybody's just Radio.
Gaga.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I hope I die soon.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Shit's miserable.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Rollerblading is the dumbest of the things because
you have to literally work.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's stupid, you got to pass that down there for me,
Dad.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
But I had a lot of fun doing it.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Let me tell you what I did to your son.
Huh, let me tell you what I didto your son.
I can stare without blinkingfor a surprisingly long amount
of time.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Do you just move your eyes?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
No, I can just dead stare you for like 10 or 15
minutes without looking.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You don't move your eyes at all.
I cannot move at all.
Dude, I can't do it right now,because I'm thinking about it.
Are you a reptile?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
No, I literally looked at Jude at the game the
other night.
You can ask him.
I looked at him the other nightfor like five minutes dude and
just looked at him.
He was like why are you notfucking?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
blinking.
Yeah, jude is not going tohandle that well.
He was like why are you notblinking you?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
know what autistic kids love Eye contact yeah and I
live with it.
It it's so funny.
I force your kids To be souncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
He adores you so fucking much.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I force Rory too.
I force her to be souncomfortable.
She's wild, she's like what areyou talking about?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
She is she dropped her phone At that last At the
championship game.
Yeah, and she's like youdropped your phone.
She's like she turned around,she's like I know I was gonna
get it and he's like he saidsomething else to her and she's
like, uh, huh, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know what to do, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Heather kind of reacts that way when I talk to
her.
Also, jude's starting to figureit out yeah.
Jude has had more experienceyeah, he comes back with it.
He's starting to figure it out,yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Jude's starting to grow into it now yeah.
Jude's starting to figure outwhat his place is and like he's
getting a lot funnier yeahsometimes it's on purpose yeah,
he's grabbing stuff, yeah he'snot gonna make it unless he
learns to get sarcastic we'redoing this I'm always doing this
I'm always doing this.

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Now back to the show.
So which rhino could have beenhere?
He was talking about it, tryingto get him back into Getting
out and be able to record.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Are they going to be doing wrestling this year?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
He said he's not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That's a bummer.
He was pretty good at it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, I said he wants to play basketball.
You know, a lot of shithappened.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I mean, you can do both.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
A lot of shit happened.
Oh yeah, it was a mess lastyear.
A mess, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
That's funny anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I mean it's going to be.
We had one on each.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
That ties right in with me talking to them about
when I was telling all thepeople in the stands about how
we're the villains.
Stop acting like everybody elseis the bad guys.
I said when I went to schoolNeon was the bad guys, but we
admitted it.
We knew we were.
We were dirty the fans weredirty.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We loved it.
Our feel was nasty, our rantswere crooked.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's what we did.
I was like just embrace it.
Our field was nasty, Our repswere crooked, it was our name.
It's what we did.
I was like just embrace it Ifwe're going to fucking do it.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
We were a bunch of druggies out there fighting
that's what I'm saying Justfighting people on the field.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
We got some kids who do some dirty shit.
I was like you know our fans.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I'm talking about us, Our kids are not druggies were
fucking.
We were everybody everybody onthe team was fucked out of their
mind.
We were fucking.
Yeah, half of them are dead now.
Yeah, we were a great footballteam.
Yeah, you know why they're realgood fuck didn't feel no pain,
none, none whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oxys, yeah I didn't feel any pain.
We were just fucking shoveledfull oxy straight from the coach
and we didn't.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
And the day we lost, we just didn't have the balance
right distribution yeah,somebody's dealer didn't show up
yeah, well, they changed.
They changed the formula yeah,we get, we get footballs, we got
poles or whatever, yeah shitthat was the.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
that was the wildest experience when you get uh, I'm
trying to think who it was thatwas new and joined the baseball
team, who hadn't been to neonbefore, and they joined the
baseball team and was like maybeI don't remember because and
they were like what the fuck?
And I was like oh no, the coachis like super chill with the

(38:12):
other dudes.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Enough to where he just like does drugs and fuck
bitches with them.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like they snort pills off a 15 year old girl's asses.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It was a terrible, terrible time.
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
But he does not like a lady referee or anything.
We were on this podcast is ifthe shoe fits.
Uh, this is my original idea.
If the shoe fits, yeah, we'rejust gonna do a podcast called
if the shoe fits, I'm stillgonna.
That's, that's trademarked, um,so you can't use it, you

(38:46):
registered it, I registered it.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Don't steal it, just say it out loud.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It's registered I declare you can't use it, uh,
and we were just gonna callpeople out on stuff.
Oh, my god, let me do it.
I know I was like it was likeit's really controversial
because if you have people instudio going, to call people out
on stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh, I like that, let me do it.
I know, let me do it.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I was like it's really controversial because if
you have people in studio andyou call people out, that's
risque.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
You.
If you're going to do this,you're going to need me on staff
.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Seriously, yeah, but you, I know, I know, but you
have to have people.
You have to have people.
You have to be establishedenough that people know you
exist, but not establishedenough that people know what you
do.
Yeah, Does that make sense?
Like you have to be able tocall people up just like
Impractical Jokers right in themiddle.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
See Impractical Jokers season four.
So I just went on a big Jokersdive.
Yeah, I listen to a lot ofpodcasts, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
And when they weren't known, it was way better, right
.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Better ones Like good ones.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I've seen the quality of your guests.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Eat my unpaid dick.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I've seen the quality of your guests.
It's not great.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Thank you very much.
We had Tyler Payne on and he isan incredible director and
celebrity Bullshit.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
So you all need to up the up the quality, I locked
your account you can't stoppaying for it that's fine,
heather doesn't know yeah it'sfine, it's from my porn account
anyway.
It's.
It's just off my like I get anallowance.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
It's from my account.
I have uh, no, let's, I'm justgonna stop Hold up Record
scratch.
Hey, get me to do a that's Holdon.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
How ironic.
Then I took her job.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
A few ironic things about me.
I now have a paid lunch, really, which is very ironic, and I
took Keisha's job.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Be a great place, she could still do that.
You should have just left itwhere it was.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That was awesome.
Alright, you win.
I'll give you the board back,since you did the sound.
Anyway, we took a brief breakfor our sponsor.
Welcome back in to you guys.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
We're having good moments tonight.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
You guys are having great moments.
You guys act like we couldn'tget a sponsor at all.
All right, do you think there'sa big Mountain Dew bottle in
the middle of the screen?
Here You're on Candid Camera.
Remember that show?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
That was wonderful.
That was the TGIF era.
I think it was Peak oftelevision.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
So my buddy Wes that we do show in color with started
work with me at my job anddoing something different but
there and like he's like thethird person I've recruited for
for my job over there would youget money for that, which is so
out of character for me.

(42:00):
They work six months.
I get some cash, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
You shouldn't say that on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
What.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
That you're recruiting people for a job.
No, they won't.
When you have a podcast called.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
That is literally based on quitting your job.
He wants to set them up forsuccess.
He wants to get them a job sothey can quit.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
What I like to say.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
You're on the viewer base or listener base.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
What I like for everybody to think is you know,
give them a job to want to quit.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I have quit your job.
Tattooed on my wrist Right.
But quit your job is more man.
I wish we had some music, musicto play like in the background,
like some.
Really, I'm gonna put somemusic in here, post edit I'm
gonna or post post recording,I'm gonna put some really sad
music right here.
Let me tell you what'shappening.
Yeah, because I'm gonna say, uh,that, uh that, I don't know.

(43:00):
I lost my train of thought, butthat's okay, it's not really me
, it's not my fault.
Or are we talking about us?
Nobody knows, do they?

(43:22):
Do you guys have any idea whatwe're talking about?
No, nobody here knows.
This is this.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh man Music.
That's all I know.
What is this?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I don't know.
Wait, no, this is not the end.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
This is not the end and we're back.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Come on, monroe, saving the whole damn show.
She wanted an applause button.
Look, I did better.
Got it on the first try.
Alright, to be fair, I didteach her.
Got it on the first try.
Alright, to be fair, I didteach her how to use the fucking
board.
Alright, she's done it likefour times.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Because I knew what.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I was doing hey um Sounds good.
Sounds just like her.
We had to delete this wholeFucking episode.

(44:30):
Monroe, you're supposed to keepus on track.
He doesn't have a booth,everybody's gone.
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Did we?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
already welcome back in.
Did we already do that?
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Do it again.
You're going to need to.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
This edit's going to fucking suck You're going to
spend so long on this one, oh.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
God, do I do it again ?
Did we already do it?
We didn't do anything, though.
We didn't just do it again, Ifeel like we talked about
substantial things.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I guarantee we did not, you're right.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Welcome back from our break that we took in the
middle of the shift.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
After the break we had to take a break After the
break.
Don to take a break After thebreak.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Don't get us started again.
Alright, fake, launch Bullshit.
We lost it.
Everybody here lost it.
Rhino's not here to control.
There's no manager here at all.
There's no manager.
He quit.
Is Monroe talking?

(45:41):
Oh no, he's chewing onsomething.
I was like what is happening?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I know his mic's not off, but I can't hear him at all
.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
He just shakes his head.
He didn't respond out loud tohis Monroe talking Shakes his
head no, he didn't respond outloud to his Monroe talking
Shakes his head no, that'sfantastic.
Get the man a booth.
Yeah, we're going to build abooth.
It's going to be outside,though, outside this window.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Both outside this window it's going to be, awesome
Planter shelves.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
He's just on a camp chair.
It's a really high stool, glassbox.
Get him a tree stand.
Can't get his ears shot off.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Because he's a president.
You know what I mean.
I can't hold it together if youlaugh.
No man God.
It's the most unproductiveepisode I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I've done worse.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, we've had worse episodes.
Remember when Eric was here.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Unproductive lunch.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Do you want to come?
What?
Say it again.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Unproductive lunch instead of unpaid lunch.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
All my lunch is unproductive.
I don't poop on lunch.
She said Unproductive lunchinstead of unpaid lunch.
Oh, all my lunches areunproductive.
I don't poop on lunch though.
Do you poop on lunch?
Can't poop on lunch.
You don't get paid for that.
I poop whenever I want.
I guess I do you poop in youryard.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I pee in my yard all the time.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I pee in my yard all the time.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Nothing makes you feel like a man, like pe
underwear most of the time.
That's true.
I'm outside my house all thetime and there's a state highway
that goes right in front of it,people in Mike.
Robertson, just learn to acceptthat I'm in my underwear all
the time.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
They're all just sitting on their porch waiting
on fast cars to go by, so theycan call the cops and complain
on them.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Do people?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
do that.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
All the old people up there do that.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I'm an old people.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You're an old person.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I don't think old people up there, do that.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I'm an old people, you're an old person, I am.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
You're not sitting on the porch though You're behind
your house, I'm behind my houseFighting with ducks and shit,
just fighting sheep.
Yeah, just climbing up amountainside and fighting sheep.
Gotta have a hobby.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Some people paint Some people paint and manning,
painting, manning.
It's a commercial.
Sorry, we're sponsored byPeyton.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Manning.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, we're sponsored by Allstate.
I actually don't even know whatthat commercial's for, so
whatever.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
The Manning brothers are the greatest thing to happen
to sports entertainment in thehistory of sports.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I can't believe how great they are.
It's amazing how funny Eli is.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
They are both hilarious and they are ten times
funnier together If we couldget them and Pat McAfee to have
a show together.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Protect him at all costs.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Forever True.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, he's great.
He's the best thing that everhappened to ESPN.
Espn was going to go under ifthey didn't have him.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
You know what the best thing about him is what you
know, what it is.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
He's a kicker.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good one.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
There's no person.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
He's awesome.
I feel like we'd have a goodtime.
He's one of those dudes likethere's a couple people I want
to hang out with that I wouldlike to just call and my pitch
would be dude, we'd have such agood time.
And that's my only pitchbecause, like Post Malone, I
think we'd have a fuckingfantastic time.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Post Malone would get along with everyone.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
We'd have a fantastic time.
Any level, I literally play thesame type of magic that he
plays consistently.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Post Malone could literally get along with anyone.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I could teach him things about magic.
You know what I mean.
It would be like oh, that'd befucking cool, We'd have a great
time.
I think I'd have a great time.
I mean, I think Post Malonewould be Okay, so that's your
celebrity wish hangout.
Yeah, I think you'd be reallycool.
It seems super cheesy, butwho's yours?

(49:41):
I have no idea.
None Blanks, he don't want tohang out with nobody, nobody.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
He just wants to go home and get a nap.
That's true.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
He just wants to sleep.
He works night shift.
He doesn't know anything.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Who's the sleepiest celebrity you can name?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
You can't think of it .

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Hey, what button do you want me to press?
Snoop, that's the wrong one.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
P-smoke or post-smoke Snoop.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Great timing Pre Pre Pre Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
He doesn't smoke anymore.
Yeah, he does, he says hedoesn't.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
No, he don't.
He said that before and now hesays he doesn't.
Is he back on it now?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, he carried a huge blunt in the Olympics.
That was a Okay.
No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
No, that was a while ago.
That was a long time ago.
Is that why he's productive?
It might be.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Explain why this pothead's productive it was just
him.
I was like is he productive?
I know he's on a lot of shit,but it's really just flying
places and sitting in chairs.
I'm productive.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I made four kids and I'm a pothead.
He's the United States mascot.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, he is the.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
US mascot it's truly the most entertaining thing
about the.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
US Olympics.
Remember when he said fuck thepolice all the time.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I remember when he was a gangster it was neat and I
was a scrawny white kid fromsuburban eastern Kentucky.
Yeah, and being like fuck yeah,Snoop Dogg, I totally get it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I love Snoop.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah, I totally get your culture bro, I'm right
there, I'm with you my brother,mike, has the whitest family.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
They are so white.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
If you look up suburban white America, Bro,
they fucking love fajitas.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
How much do your family love?
Fajitas, yeah, but it's justlike chickens, bell peppers and
cheese no spice.
Yeah, chicken, well, polo conqueso right.
Actually, you know what?
My family fucks with some foodthough yeah, I know they do
Because of vacation.
I'm just kidding, that's just acliche, because generally At
home we are casserole kings.
Boy, I love some casserole.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
That's the kind of white we are.
We are the casserole.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I ain't had a good chicken casserole in a while.
Maybe I'll make one soon.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Green bean casserole is where it's at.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I like green bean casserole.
Chicken casserole is just likeI make the cheapest can of cream
of chicken and shredded chickenand can of veg all.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
It tastes like nothing.
That's what you're supposed todo.
Yeah, it's great Veg, all themixed vegetables.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Everything processed is possible Is veg.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
The mixed vegetables.
Everything processed ispossible.
Is Veg-All just like a neon.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
IGA thing.
No, it's a worldwide thing, isit?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
a national brand.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, neon IGA sells more than anybody else on Earth.
Yeah, we fucks with that.
Well, they don't actually carryany other vegetables.
You can buy Veg-All or oldasparagus.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
We're Dragon Fruit and we buy it all.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That's where it goes Every time I'm looking for
dragon fruit people.
We're talking about a localgrocery store that is like the
most backwoods grocery store.
They have like 12 things, thewhole store, everything but the
meat is expensive, the meat'scheap and everything else is
outrageous they, they know theirfucking market and they target
their meat boy they do it.
It's the.

(53:02):
The little mexican section issmaller than any grocery store
ever.
It is.
I can't make that joke Say itwith your chest, bro.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I'm not in the army anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I can't get away with it.
This is if the shoe fits.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Brought to you by a toe.
But their steaks are thethinnest cut things.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, they're not real.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
You have to cook them super low.
You just, you can't cook themyeah, you're right, so I don't
just can complain about thatfillet in the vacuum seal bag,
like you can get a fillet for,like either.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Butcher smokes a lot of weed, so well, good, I mean
you hope you can.
He will help you.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
You'd think you'd be able to do it a little thicker.
Roll that shit.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Roll it up and then cut it.
I don't know, I don't thinkit's kosher?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I don't think that.
Well no, I live more closerthan kosher, that's kosher, I
did that term.
I go the best that I can.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
You're just in it for the jokes anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I go pretty hard on it.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I know I do love the jokes, the jokes.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I know I hear the dentist jokes a lot.
It's hard to be a convert andnot get accused of being the
dentist.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
You were going to be a dentist.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was going to be a dentist.
Yeah, thank God that didn'twork out, because this would be
the worst, because what wouldyou have done if you didn't go
to the military?
I would have been a dentist.
I was on track, I mean, I wasliterally on track to get into,
I mean when I left school, yeah,and you would have done fine.
You'd have been a great dentistactually I was a great student
yeah you would have probablydominated neon neon, you'd been

(54:46):
like the only I was gonna takethe practice over.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I mean I was yeah, I was on track for all that, and
then I decided to go.
You fucked it up, mike yeah,michael decided to fight for his
country, not a single dentistcavities, gets to jump out of an
airplane and shoot people witha machine gun.
So if you have a lot of moneyand you go to third world
countries, I got to go to thosecountries for free, though.
Yeah, they paid me to do that.
You did the same thing adentist would have done.

(55:09):
You just got paid.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
The thing is, though, like from the time I was a
little kid.
That's what I wanted to do wasbe a dentist, no be a soldier.
And being a dentist was kind oflike the family thing, like
somebody to take over the officethere, and I just really wasn't
.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Everything's real there, yeah.
It was like a planned marriage.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I was on that track.
I was a nerd.
I still am a nerd, but I waslike a good student and
structured and reasonable, butmy whole life I wanted to be a
soldier.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
How long would it take for you to be a dentist?
You just got to go to dentistryschool.
You probably got everythingelse.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I'd have to do a few more years of school probably,
and I don't know what it takesto get into if you're 16, you
become a dentist I would not,I'm just saying to be
entertaining do you know what Ihave to do for?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
a little.
Your dentist named toe would bereally weird.
I don't want that.
Yeah, that's weird, I justdon't get it no, podiatrist, I
should be a podiatrist.
He kicks you in the fuckingtooth.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I don't know what you're going to say, so I get
that shit out.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Hold still.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
They lay down on like a golf tee kind of situation, I
come in and just kick it thetooth.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Four.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Funeral has the killers bro're deadly.
Every shot just makes every oneof them nothing but net.
Every fucking shot, um one wordso perfect, uh, uh, you know

(56:45):
was that what like?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
what was your dream job growing up?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
oh well, that's good.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
We revisited that too um, I mean, we talked about
like did you see yourself here,but what is your?
Oh, did you talk about in adifferent episode.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
No, it was a different, it was.
I mean, I was gonna wrestle man, like we went, like we were, I
was gonna go to wrestling.
How?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
wrestling school.
How cool Do you remember,andrew?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, that grew up with us.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
How cool is it that he continues to chase that dream
.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, I talked to him a little bit.
Yeah, fiji wild man.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, he lives.
You know, I see him all thetime.
He was one of the reasons Itried to learn sign language in
the video game, and that's thereason Lucy and I do it now.
He's cool.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
He's a good wrestler.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
He is man.
He's very entertaining.
I've seen him wrestle a coupleof times.
He's very entertaining.
His wife does it too.
Yeah, it's pretty cool yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I talked to him a decent amount about it.
Yeah, that's probably what Iwould have done, but I don't
even know.
Like I said, getting an IT waslike.
I didn't really do that sensebecause I was that that age
where you set up all yourfamily's routers and, like you,
set up all their computers andshit and they have no idea you
have to you were the land partyguy for the sleepovers

(57:52):
completely explain what theinternet is yeah, like it didn't
exist, back what?
is it?
It's just in the air, will notconnect to a wall and yeah, and
also you had to figure out howto get rid of viruses after a
long wire god bless it.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
We all know how we got them.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, what music and it wasn't lion king snow hose
downloading.
Just wanted to watch lion kingmom wait 14 hours for one set of
titties, yeah man, it wasbetter than Spice Channel.
It's desensitized now.
Now we're just like ah titties,there's boobs.

(58:34):
You see boobs everywhere.
Now there's everyone.
It's not the same.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I mean, I still get just as excited, I'm happy every
time it is the same.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I'm happy.
Every time it is the same.
You're right, but porn's bannedin Kentucky now.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I saw that when I tried to go on Pornhub.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Get that bitch talking to you.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
On Pornhub, that bitch talking to you.
You're like what are youtalking about?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I went on and I was like this isn't what I came here
for, but I can make it work.
Watch this.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
She's kind of pretty.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Third, or she's kind of pretty and I only have five
minutes and you can really startto feel the words.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
She's kind of pretty.
I can't wait to the sitebecause everybody tries to find
her, because if she works forthe company they're like she
definitely got videos on there.
This is the number one searchon Pornhub.
Is that bitch from the bandvideo?
Who said no porn?
Yeah, who said no porn?
That's the Google.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Who said no porn?
Yeah, who said no porn?
That's the google.
Who said no porn?
Porn hub, it's on google.
You can find her on x hamsteror something.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
She's on xnxxcom.
These are.
You know why this isn't fakenews?
Because we named real websites.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Those are true.
I just know what comes up onthe top fours it's fine.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
You can just click on the videos tab on Google
usually, really, yeah, like theycome up on the.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I don't do the same.
Well then, I need to stopdirect typing in.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, just do it on the video tab I got a.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
VPN, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Oh yeah, if you use a VPN, but you can't usually cast
with a VPN to your TV, becausethe only reason that grown men
have 85-inch TVs is to cast pornonto.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I can't argue with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
That's not something people should share with their
spouse.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I can delete this from the internet, if you'd like
me to.
My wife works from home, so Ifeel like at some point it would
get weird.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Can you stop watching that the?
Jehovah's Witnesses are hereGet them to cut the grass.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I fucking knew that you know he asked them to cut
the grass.
I'll fucking do that.
You know you ask them to cutthe grass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It's part of their ministry.
Wait, they have to do this shit.
You ask them to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
How do they feel about us?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Who's us?
Probably the same way they feelabout everybody else that
you're going to burn in,whatever their hell is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
But they're so polite ?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
They're really polite until you ask them about death.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
They get.
Well, listen.
I've heard the hiccup preacherstalk about death too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
So it's not like the Sutherland Baptists are any more
innocent.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, I don't know.
All I know is that if you askthem to do something, they have
to do it.
Anything, yeah, as long as theytalk to you about I mean,
within reason, I'm sure, but I'mnot sure.
If they'd like kill yourneighbor, can we say kill I said
suicide like nine times lasttime.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Oh, you can say suicide.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
We're going to be talking about rock stars.
You want to say suicide nowwe're going to be talking about.
The one direction you can go isdown.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
All right, one direction you can go is down,
alright.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
That was well done.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yeah, that was too much, that was well crafted.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It was like the whole build up was for that I have
been working on that a while.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Were you workshopping a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, that was Earlier.
I was in here by myself tellingthat joke.
I got a fucking in this episode.
I can't deal with you allanymore, honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
We're fine.
Give us something important totalk about.
No, they didn't tell us theirdream jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Mine don't have one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
You gotta give us something.
When you were nine, what didyou want to be?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Alive, okay, fuck off .
I guess something in themedical field.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
It was even that early, a fucking respiratory
therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You don't listen to this motherfucker.
He's a good dude better thanyou.
He knew what he wanted to doand he fucking did it, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Everybody's a better person than me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
That's not true.
That's a lowball, not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Hitler.
He doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
You don't know that you can't compare him to people
anymore.
His head does Futurama, that'strue.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I'm better than Richard Nixon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Are you asking or telling me?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Just send dick pics to my friends all the time and I
just send him.
I just send a picture ofRichard Nixon all the time it's
posted.
It's tricky.
Just go into people, you'll seea picture of Richard Nixon all
the time.
It's posted.
It's tricky.
I just go into people, you'llsee a big, tricky dick.
It's like a pow.
Nixon, I'm not a cock, it'sjust this.
Oh God, I'm not a cock.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, you just pulled out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Good, I kept that one Made that up on the spot.
I am so proud of you.
Right now, write that down.
I guess it's on tape, so I'llhave to write it down.
That's unbelievable.
What was your dream job?
Five-year-old me, but Pleasesay respiratory therapist, no

(01:03:48):
Just take his whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I called it a baby doctor.
I wanted to be an OB, nurse ordoctor of some sort.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Teenage me marine biologist.
That's a pretty cool job.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Are you close to that Fell in love with dolphins and
sea life and sea creatures, andthat's what I wanted to do
Everybody love a good blowhole.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I can't turn it off, man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Who played with the blowhole?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
available.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Oh, I don't think dolphins are real.
They're not birds man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
That statement out of context.
This just in Michael Adams saysObviously dolphins.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Dolphins are not birds, dolphins are real.
They don't need any kind ofwaterborne surveillance system.
They've got waterborne birdsthat they can surveil us with.
They don't need dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
So they're really smart.
Do you think they would enjoythings that we enjoy if we gave
them things?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I don't know where we stand on that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Like a dolphin.
Looks like he needs lemonadesometimes.
Does that make sense?
It does actually yeah,sometimes a dolphin just needs
some lemonade.
I thought like I'd get him oneof those tubs of lemonade, but
here's the problem dolphinsenjoy rape I love lemonade like,
really enjoy oh yeah so do weso do people in uh to tire most
places in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Yeah, we're very fortunate to live in America.
It is we're very fortunatePeople don't know, a lot less
rape than you would.
A lot less dead people on thestreet.
Yeah, it's a pretty good place.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
So I mean I'm not hitching my apple wagon to any
dolphins, because they'rerapists.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Hold up?
What kind of apples?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Fiji.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
That answer like I don't know where you got to go
at.
I like Fiji apples.
You got a wagon full of them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Well, I mean, if I was pulling a wagon, it would
probably be a mixed apple cart.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
What's your favorite kind of pie?
Don't, oh God.
Pie in general is my favoriteof the desserts?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
It would probably be a mixed apple cart.
What's your favorite kind ofpie?
Don't Pie in general is myfavorite of the desserts.
I'm going to say it's boring,but apple.
But then I go into like I likea Boston cream pie or a key?
Yeah, you would, of course I do.
I like a Boston cream pie?
Yeah, you would, of course I do.
But you know, any of themeringue-ish Pies are also big

(01:06:31):
hits with me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Pumpkin pie is good too.
You like the little torch,don't?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
you, I do.
I love pecan pie.
I like pecan pie too.
I could eat a whole pecan pieright now If you put any pie in
front of me, I'm going to bereally happy about it.
Any pie this podcast really isall over the place.
It's wild.
You, if you put any pie infront of me, I'm going to be
really happy about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Any pie.
This podcast really is all overthe place.
It's wild.
Do you want to take the shot?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
What Winter Olympics?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
sport.
Would you want to play?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Did he get one?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Oh, we're doing this one next Olympic sport.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Volleyball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Winter.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
How winter.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Shooting.
Hold on.
Shooting is not a thing.
The skiing and shooting, ohokay, what's that called?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
don't know, cross-country shooting Some shit
.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Cross-country ski shooting.
When I wrote these it waswinter.
We could probably have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
You want to evolve to summer?
We can do.
I don't want to evolve tosummer.
Summer is too Summer.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Summer Olympics are lame as shit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Okay, so really Not skating for me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
You would want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Want to do or could do.
Well, that's a different one,we've got that one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
That's a different card.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Oh okay, that's a different card.
We're just randomly pulling acard.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I'll just pull that one, I'll just say that one
after this one, what would you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
want.
What would you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Snowboarding.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
I would want to snowboard.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Shumwap, motherfucker .
What do you got?
So you know what I think wouldbe really fun Is the fucking
jump.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Oh, like the super jump or whatever, the super big
fucking jump when they fly withthe skis.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
And if you miss it you die.
Yeah, the Eddie the Eagle one.
Yeah shit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
yeah, If you don't land it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
You're dead.
Yeah, you die.
That shit.
Yeah, you're just flying at 90miles an hour, it's flight yeah.
Yeah, it would be cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
You want to pause and take this shot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Hold on, my room's going to go.
The Loosers is that what it'scalled?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
The one where you lay down the team Bobsled.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
That's my answer too.
We'll be a bobsled team.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
We'll do the two-man.
Are you going to do the song?
Are you going to do the bobsled?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
One for the money, two for the show.
Wait, no, what was?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
it, no, it's the what was the feel?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
the rhythm, feel the rhyme.
Get on up, it's bobsled timeyeah, that's it that movie rocks
.
That was so good, god damn thatmovie was great.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
what God damn that's great.
There is a moment what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
No, okay, I think we've done this with the Special
Olympics, but oh, what winterOlympic sport?
Do you think that you couldCurling Do and compete?
Good compete, good answer,great answer and compete in

(01:09:30):
curling I did curling in college.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
It was awesome, just as a club, little fun thing
there's a lot of pro footballplayers can go over to curling
because it just takes strengthto be able to like.
There's some strength to beable to do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
There's no strength involved at all like the
sweeping or whatever I'm tellingyou not jared ellen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Want to meddle right it is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I mean it's, you don't have to be strong, you
know, you just got to be a teamplayer.
I mean it's, it's fun.
I was never good at it, I justdid it when it was an excuse to
get drunk and do something atthe rink, but it was.
I mean it's not very athleticat all, but I mean you just have
to have balance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
That's the big thing, balance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Pretty simple concept of a game too.
It's just so fucking fun, man.
Yeah, it's very cool you can befucking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
You can be drunker doing that than bowling.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yeah, Jared Allen played for a bunch of years in
NFL and then went and doneprofessional curling.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
It's so cool.
All right, Monroe.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Monroe Skate shooting .
Skate shooting I don't likeshooting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Shooting is not good.
The skate you have to skate,skate cross country.
I was going to say shooting,shooting, shooting this the
skate you have to ski.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Ski cross country.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
What's it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
called, it's target skiing or some shit.
I don't know what it's called.
But you ski and then you stopand you shoot targets and then
you start skiing again and youhave to go shoot more targets.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I think it seems like the most accessible.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, because you don't evensee.
It's just skiing long distanceand not like it's cross-country
ski yeah, he said, in case youlost it, oh man, baboon hearts
and for dessert, a chilled amonkey brain.

(01:11:22):
My brother quotes so muchIndiana Jones.
I love it so much.
Yeah, but he hurts you becausehe fucking tries to take your
heart out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Like from Temple of Doom.
I do that to my children allthe time.
Yeah, he just I call him amotherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
He walks up and goes and shoves his fingers into your
chest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Like with the littlest one that I do the
tickles, yeah, sure as do.
Well, like with the littlestone that I do the tickles, yeah,
sure as they get up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Like Jude gets bruises, Jude gets full on
violence Clay, if we're like infull, like watching wrestling
mode.
I abuse my son Like he getsslapped in the chest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
It's so good Jude and I don't watch wrestling
together because it would end inviolence.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Yeah, you all would beat each other up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
We're both very energetic people oh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Glad you're here, I'm glad I'm, here.
The one I think I could dowould be bobsledding.
Oh yeah, I think I could dothat.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
We need one more, Okay.
So here is the question.
We have got three bobsleddershere.
What position in the sled wouldyou take?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Middle is less responsibility.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
The number three looking dude, the one that just
jumps in, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I would want the first spot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
I would want to steer too.
Yeah, brake seems pretty cooltoo, though, because you're
doing all the pushing.
You've got to be the fastest.
I feel like for me it's…Everything I know about it comes
from cool riding.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
This is like literally any fact we know
because of John Candy.
John Candy taught me everything.
John.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Candy taught me everything I know about
bobsledding.
I wish I knew that coach's name.
All right, so we've came to thepart of the show.
Mike, so you still are a patron.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
You've been forever, since the beginning of the show.
Keisha's happy because I usedthe fucking buttons correctly.
She's super pumped about that.
We still got people who stuckwith us for a long time, since
the beginning Chris Hammons,mike, micah Brandy, but Blair,

(01:13:38):
philip McRae and Corey Moore youguys been with us forever.
Thank you, it's awesome.
Appreciate you so much.
You help us cover everythingthat we need for the podcast to
be able to publish and keepeverything going and keep making
content, which I keep promisingthat we're going to make more
of, but we're going to, becauseMike doesn't have anything else
to do.
I am here all the time Footballseason's over and he hates

(01:14:01):
basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I don't enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
He does not enjoy basketball, so and he hates
basketball.
I don't enjoy it.
He does not enjoy basketball,so he'll be here after every one
of them talking about it Notenjoying basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
This is going to become an anti-basketball
podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
We just changed the whole thing.
What's your new format?
It's anti-basketball.
That's really what we're intoAnti umpire.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Anti-basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
It is anti-umpire.
It is anti-umpire, that's forsure.
Me and ryan ryan's donemultiple episodes about hating
umpires.
Um, follow us on.
Uh.
Um, you can find our link treeapp is on any on spotify and on
everything.
But follow us on spotifyyoutube.
All the new contents on youtube, um, get us on there.

(01:14:42):
Uh, amazon members listen Adfree on Amazon Prime Spotify
YouTube.
I said Spotify 12 times.
Heart Radio.
Itunes Is iTunes the same.
Say Spotify again.
Spotify Radio.
Spotify Podcast you can listento.
I want to emphasize Spotify.
We're on Pandora also, but whatis it that?

(01:15:06):
We're on Pandora also, but wereally want to drive home that
Spotify thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Oh, Spotify's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Drive that all the way to the house.
I'm done with you, Mike.
I'm done with you.
Anybody got anything else?
Kay, you got anything.
Monroe, you want to quit yourjob while you're on here?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Always.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
That's what we're going to do.
Alright, remember, nobody'sstopping you from quitting your
job, but you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you,you, you you, you, you, you, you
, you, you, you, you, you, you,you, you you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Thank you you.

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