A Hilarious Celebration: Veterans Day with Toe

Get ready for an episode that will have you laughing, reminiscing, and pondering. We've brought back our favorite vet, Toe, for a hearty Veterans Day celebration, and let's just say the conversation got as explosive as a grenade pen keychain! From comparing our first cars to the nitty-gritty of Spotify's hidden features (yeah, we're premium users), this episode is a wild ride. Toe even lets us in on a few military secrets, like how different grenades work. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!

We switch gears to tackle some serious stuff, too. How do we really feel about sexism in sports? What are our thoughts on the often-overlooked WNBA? And who is the absolute worst Mortal Kombat character? (Spoiler: we all disagree!) The conversation keeps rolling as we delve into the legalities of discussing salaries at work, and we even contemplate inviting a union rep on a future episode. Yes, it's as juicy as it sounds!

And of course, we could never forget our amazing patrons and viewers. You guys are the reason we do what we do, and we cannot thank you enough. We wrap up with some dream job chatter and budget vacation options because who doesn't want to dream a little? And remember, no matter how tempting, don't quit your job--we're all old and fat, and we need to stick together. Buckle up, folks, it's time to hit play!

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Episode Transcript

D (00:00):
On your break.
Today we celebrate Veterans Daywith our favorite vet in studio
and also he brought a littlegame for us to play, so we
participate in that Alright timeto clock out for lunch.
Welcome in to our paid lunchand thanks for spending your

(00:35):
break with us.
I'm Heavy D Rhino's here.
As always back in studio forVeterans Day, we've got our
favorite vet.

Ryno (00:42):
That's arguable, I have to say that I think it's right.

D (00:46):
Toe is back Keys here.
Monroe's at fucking work, Ithink it's David dead.
A little bit.
No, I think he got back withhis ex, so that's the same as
been dead.

Toe (00:58):
I got you.

D (00:58):
They don't need to have listened, so I'm not going to
cut this.

Toe (01:01):
Either he was dead or he has COVID again and you and my
mother were going to get him tosome type of basketball.

D (01:07):
He had he, he I think he did have COVID again and he got back
with his ex.
It's already, mike don't knowthat.
Last week we had to fuckingsuspend her.
She's, we give her access tothe buttons and she, she quit.
This is like all right, we'regoing to give you full access to
the buttons.
She's like all right, crickets,everything works out.

Ryno (01:30):
Got me.

D (01:32):
Oh, so uh Toe, how you been.

Ryno (01:35):
I've been splendid.
How have you been?

D (01:37):
I've been great that was.
I guess that question was Ishould have been more open ended
.

Ryno (01:42):
Life has been good man, Just football seasons.
Why wound winded?

D (01:47):
What is gown.
It sucks that most of ourconversations I say sucks, it
makes me feel like a terriblefather, just all about our kids,
it's well, I mean that's ourwhole life, yeah we get like a
three month period.
We only know each other becauseour kids play sports together.
Yeah, because that's how yourfriend.

Ryno (02:03):
No, I mean it's not consecutive.

Toe (02:05):
I was about to say what?
Yeah, you don't get that shit.

Ryno (02:07):
No, as an adult.
Your parents, your friends aredetermined by who you are.

Toe (02:12):
Yeah, it's your expanded social circle.

Ryno (02:14):
You have no choice.

D (02:15):
I mean yeah, Well, the first time I seen you when we got back
was our kids at preschool.
Pre school oh, this is.
What I love is that you were.

Toe (02:22):
You were hot, You're still hot, but that was like we're
getting our circles gettingready to come around right now.
This is why I'm loving it Likewe have wrestling coming up, so
oh yeah, yeah, we're fuckinghanging out.

D (02:32):
We're going to do some podcast.
We got a ton of them.

Ryno (02:34):
Yeah, we'll do them in a different.

Toe (02:36):
Corbin room A 15.

D (02:40):
You know, I told I've told you this before that I can't
tell you I can't treat you, Ican't be like thanks for your
service, because it's weird, itis weird.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
The whole thing is weird.

D (02:49):
Yeah, because I'm not.
I'm, I'm only thankful you'realive.
That's pretty much it Same.
Yeah, right on, I'm thankfulyou're alive too.
I didn't WD 40 this chair.
I know you're going to saysomething I didn't.
I'm not even going to move.

Toe (03:02):
I've already heard it three times A feeder stable on the
ground.
No, listen, move.
One time Did you play like oldschool resident.
Oh my God, all right, loadingdoor.
You're opening a door to gointo, like the mausoleum hallway
, to pick up a green herb.
I was going to say red, readyGo.
You were going to say red herb.
I was going to say red.
Shit, yeah, it's there.

Ryno (03:24):
It's actually like it's going to go by the wind.

Toe (03:26):
A permanent guest host.
Now is that fucking chair.
I hate it, man.
I'm so mad about it every week.

D (03:31):
I'm going to put some WD 40 on that shit.
My dad would be so disappointedat me, so if he's not already,
I had a question for everyonewhile we're here before
everybody because yeah, becauseit's been on my brain today, I
sent you some videos, many of us.

Toe (03:43):
That's kind of what turned it on my head Point of links.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
No.

Toe (03:48):
So everyone, when they're at work at some point or another
, has YouTube pulled up in thebackground Spotify, so I'm a
shit going on.
Do you have a work playlist?

D (03:59):
Do I have a work playlist like of Spotify?

Ryno (04:01):
separate from music.
Are you talking about a YouTubeplaylist or a music playlist?

D (04:06):
Music playlist it can't wait to be YouTube.
So I have both right.
My YouTube playlist is usuallylike Gordon Ramsay's best of at
Kitchen.

Toe (04:16):
Nightmares.

D (04:17):
Yeah.

Ryno (04:18):
There's new ones.

D (04:19):
Yeah.

Toe (04:19):
I know there's new ones.

D (04:20):
Yeah, shout out, gordon, come on the show.
It'll be hot, we'll make caseof these or some shit.
But yeah, my Spotify playlistit really depends on the time of
the day, but my work Spotifyplaylist like if nobody's there,
it's usually just my likedriving playlist the same
playlist that I have if I'mdriving.

(04:41):
So I need to be able to do 80.

Toe (04:44):
So what's that playlist?

D (04:45):
Man, it's like Newfound Glory , and it's the same as all my
other playlists, except for likeless songs.

Ryno (04:52):
So you only got the hits?
It's your repeats.
Yeah, it really is.

D (04:57):
I only listened to like 20 songs.
It's fair and I pay you likefor premium Spotify.
Yeah, See I absolutely have tohave premium.

Ryno (05:04):
I'm a big fan of the made for you mixes on.

D (05:07):
May 2.
Those are awesome.

Ryno (05:08):
I just type in mix and I'll you know it'll be like a
clown core angry music.

D (05:13):
You should like make a forum about how do you Spotify,
because there's like hiddenstuff in Spotify that's like in
Netflix, like you can type inlike mix or like day or like
there's a bunch of shit, it's alot more custom to you than you
realize, and I'm a big fan ofthe DJ now too.

Ryno (05:31):
Yeah, he calls me by name.
It's fun.

D (05:33):
You just love AI.

Ryno (05:34):
I love AI and I mean, I'm scared of it.
I know what's going to.
I'm a welcome our robotoverlords.

D (05:41):
Yeah Well, you like the opposite of AI, though.

Ryno (05:43):
You've got some chickens and I am, I'm a little bit.

Toe (05:48):
He's like 65% metal at this point.

D (05:51):
He's going to grow it.
You have a cell phone.
You're mostly metal.

Toe (05:54):
You're in cyborg, you're like the really bad Terminator
salvation.

D (06:01):
He's not even he's not even like the budget was low for
Terminator Smell parts.

Toe (06:07):
He lightly minds.
Like I cannot get away fromsystem of a down Manson, like
I've been living on some MarilynManson.

D (06:14):
I think you got, I think like I was in your car or something
and system of a down was playingI think it was Lonely's day was
playing and that added that toevery play.

Toe (06:25):
It's always play.

D (06:26):
Like, I added it to every playlist I have.

Ryno (06:28):
Man, listen if you could invest in music.
There are white guys in thearmy commercials again, so
invest in drowning pool, tobyKeith and like system of a down
those bands.
I'm telling you they're goingto make a lot of system of down
investable.
I don't know, I just I've beenthere.

(06:49):
I remember what it was like.
There's about to be a new war.
What's?
The white guys are in thecommercials again, like as soon
as there's a dude with a dip inthe commercial, we're at war.

Toe (07:00):
Immediately you start here and see your voice.

D (07:04):
Everything's just Toby Keith Alums.

Ryno (07:06):
Toby Keith is going to, like he just from the ashes.
I think he's making a comeback.

Toe (07:09):
I think he's supposed to like go on towards.
It was about 68 years ago.

D (07:14):
That's going to be in collab with the US Army right.

Ryno (07:16):
Like he's got a defense contract, him and Halliburton.
Halliburton calls it mother.

D (07:22):
We have all the new clear codes and Toby.
Keith.

Toe (07:25):
So there was a mysterious CD that we found one time when
we were working to do surfacesurvey and jobs.
There was this expedition thatwe had.
I had like a eight disc CDchanger insert open pop sound.
Pow clear throw Everything.
Get all the noises out of theway.

D (07:45):
She's got to stay forever.

Toe (07:48):
So this eight disc CD changer has one disc in it, and
that one disc has one song.
It's Toby Keith.
I'm not as good as I once wasYo.
And I would go every like, everysingle time.
We would leave the parking lotto go to a job like I don't know
if you know Peyton Carver.
Yeah, but Peyton has thisbinder that you could kill

(08:10):
somebody with, like it's like450,000 CDs, probably weighs 35
pounds.
He would not touch anythinguntil you played Toby Keith once
.
Then you take it out and putstuff in.
It went to its own specificslot and then, when we were
coming back home, toby Keithwent back in and you played it
one more time as you pulled intothe parking lot.

(08:31):
Well, I've heard that song waytoo many times.

D (08:36):
The first verse of that song is about having a threesome with
sisters.

Toe (08:39):
It's definitely not as good as it once was.

D (08:42):
Toby is literally the American dreamer I was like holy
crap, is that really whatthat's about?
And he was like yep, that's thefirst verse, it's just about
that, and the second verse isabout a bar fight.
So he's just having sex withtwins and in a bar fight.

Ryno (08:56):
That dude?
How is he not in the army?
Like that's just a PFC?

Toe (09:00):
Are we sure that he wasn't at some point?
There's no way.

D (09:02):
Well, he sang for the army, which is almost as good as being
in it, yeah.

Toe (09:06):
He's an honorary member.

D (09:07):
If you ever went to like USO, you're basically in the army.
Yeah, that's the way I feel it.
Robin Williams Today Infantrywhat?

Ryno (09:13):
is it?
Is it the 12th?
Did Also the 12th.

D (09:15):
I keep looking at this.
Today is the 12th 1105.

Toe (09:18):
Following the I keep looking at this.
Stick with it.
Stick with it and I will sayunpaid lunch.
What do you want to talk about?
Like he keeps going through myhead, yeah.

D (09:31):
That's the figure of the day, is the wrestling figure of the
day is there's the Americanoutmare, cuddy Rhodes.

Toe (09:35):
Yeah, the.

D (09:36):
Rhodes brothers are on the table.

Toe (09:38):
Oh, oh, oh, oh well, he's down, my Mike's gone.

D (09:42):
I knocked him down.
The mic is not you, mike, themic.

Ryno (09:46):
I was wondering if I was still here.

D (09:48):
Um, we're having Mike on.
It's great that he is preppedharder, I think, maybe, than any
guest has been prepped.

Ryno (09:55):
I figured, if you guys aren't going to prep for shows,
I would fucking right.

D (10:00):
This man's never seen me, jesus.
The guest appreciated so much.

Ryno (10:07):
My favorite thing is this podcast?
I'm going to start listening.

Toe (10:13):
You're going to give her a big head?
Oh, I thought.

Ryno (10:17):
I'd listen.

Toe (10:18):
now I'm just to pray, as now we're done to like three.
I don't think Mike doesn'tlisten to anybody, much less
podcast.

Ryno (10:23):
I just watch history documentaries all day.

D (10:26):
There's one person tells Mike what to do.

Ryno (10:29):
It's true, and it's not me .

D (10:33):
It's not one of the other voices.
It's not me either.
That's not what I'm going tosay either.

Toe (10:36):
It was what was weird, like we were getting right down here
before the music videos andstuff.
I sent Dusty video of mydaughter just sitting so content
watching Blink 182 and the Adamsong, like she was just just
watched like she's been throughall the shit.
She was just like soaking it in.
Before that I came in throughthe kitchen into the living room

(10:57):
.
I just hear explosionseverywhere and Ash was watching
hacksaw rich again.

Ryno (11:01):
You got to cut that shit off, man.
I watched a lot of war moviesand it didn't work out good.

D (11:06):
What do you mean?
You're alive.
You killed a bunch of people.

Ryno (11:09):
I did that's what I did.
I can't bend over yeah but youhave to go through a metal
detector.

D (11:20):
That's a great excuse to not go through a metal detector.

Ryno (11:22):
I know I could be a great terrorist.
You can go.
I mean, I don't know how tobuild.

Toe (11:27):
If we ever lose you, we can use the metal detector to.

D (11:32):
Found him on, some Got him and so I can metal.
He's completely steel, so I'mgoing to give the, I'm going to
give the whole show to you rightnow.

Ryno (11:40):
No, you said you had a questions.

D (11:42):
Did I?
I have one question.
I've been waiting to ask itforever.

Ryno (11:46):
Let's have it, it's super.

D (11:47):
I feel like I'm just going to pepper these in here.

Ryno (11:50):
Actually, we'll just do it this way I'm going to pepper
them in.

D (11:52):
That's fine, you go ahead and pepper.
Yeah, you pepper whateverpepper it pepper it, I don't
know what it's up or we're goingfrom there.
Does the military havetechnology before we do?

Ryno (12:04):
Yes.

D (12:05):
All right, so the answer is different.
Or like how long is themilitary had 5G?

Ryno (12:12):
Fuck, I don't know, man, we don't get that shit.
We just get like nod or nightvision with heat.

D (12:17):
Oh, okay, before, Okay, before Okay.
So not 5G, there's too muchmoney in that Like we use
computers with like Windows 2000.
Yeah, okay, that's probablytrue.

Toe (12:29):
I was going to say they get the pow pow before we do, but
that's about it.

Ryno (12:31):
We got cool shit, just not good shit.

D (12:36):
Because anything that's not ran by a machine we have that's
really nice.

Ryno (12:39):
Oh yeah, like if it goes boom.

D (12:41):
Yeah, and a lot, and you know we have cooler grenades and
everybody else yeah.

Ryno (12:47):
All grenades are cool, let's not go Fucking ones on the
stick, make the most sense tome.
Cool ones, I would love tothrow those make the most sense
to me.
Every other grenade doesn'tmake sense.
The baseball grenades arebaseballs.

D (12:59):
That makes sense because you know.

Toe (13:01):
I mean, they're heavy Still is.
My favorite grenade I've everseen is the sock grenade from
saving private rhymes yeah.

Ryno (13:10):
I've never worn boots without socks.

Toe (13:12):
Those dudes didn't wear boots long with those grenades.

Ryno (13:16):
That's fucking true.
Actually, my key chain that Iuse for my pickup truck is a
grenade pen that I threw thegrenade at a person and I kept
the pen and that's what my keysare on.

D (13:29):
That's so every now and then I can look at it.
That's the most hardcore thingI've ever heard.

Ryno (13:34):
That's my that dude and everybody within three to five
meters of him.

Toe (13:40):
That's so mad.

Ryno (13:40):
That's your fucking key chain.

Toe (13:42):
Key chains and dance certificate.

D (13:45):
Yeah, yeah.

Toe (13:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Ryno (13:48):
Yeah, okay, you ready.
I got some jokes and I got somequestions.

D (13:53):
You want a joke or a question first.
Are you just going to say ournames here, here, let's see,
don't, don't give me any of them, save something to me.

Toe (14:00):
I don't want to take them.
What do you want me to do withthem?
Oh my God, give them to me.
I'll take them, I'm excited.

D (14:04):
Give me some.
I'm going to get some, allright.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
So here you go.

D (14:13):
What was?

Ryno (14:14):
the name of your first car .

D (14:16):
My first car.
Yeah, can I ask you a question?
You have to answer this onefirst I can't what if it's a
security question and everybodygets my Google password.

Ryno (14:24):
Okay, fair.

D (14:26):
The next is what's your mother's maiden name.
You're a fucking liar DodgeStratus.

Ryno (14:32):
That's not a name, that's a.
That's my car, mine was a DodgeAvenger.

D (14:37):
That's a first car Dodge Stratus.

Toe (14:39):
He's asking if they didn't have a name.
Oh, the name of it.
You baby-fied that car.

D (14:44):
Oh no, it was my mom, so I fucked it up.

Ryno (14:48):
Do you remember my first car?
Was it an Explorer no.

D (14:56):
No.

Ryno (14:57):
Before the Jeep Before the the Blue Skank 1984.

Toe (15:03):
F-150 X-T.
Yeah, I've been in the BlueSkank.

Ryno (15:05):
We used to skateboard and roller skate on it.

Toe (15:07):
You took me to baseball practice.
Yeah, it was dangerous, wasn'tit?
It was not safe.

D (15:11):
It was not safe.
That was so long ago.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.

Ryno (15:16):
What was your name of your first car?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Bessie.

Ryno (15:19):
Bessie.

D (15:20):
You're making that shit up?
I think you're making it.

Ryno (15:22):
It was a cow.
She never had a car.

D (15:24):
Piece of shit, right, I named it it was a.

Toe (15:26):
Dodge it was a piece of shit.
You ready to go next?

Ryno (15:29):
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
What's your current car's name?

D (15:31):
Oh, bad bitch.

Ryno (15:36):
Wait which car.

D (15:37):
The Sion, of course.

Ryno (15:39):
It lasts forever it's eternal.

Toe (15:41):
I got nothing.
You have a name Delilah heythat Delilah, I don't know it
was that common to name yourvehicle.

Ryno (15:48):
It's not Mina, mina Mina like is in.
You've been Mina driving offthe bridge.
Mina get a new one.
No, it's from Dracula, doesn'tmatter.
I love that.

D (16:01):
That makes me happy that whole thing All right, this is
awesome.
I worry that he hasn't seen it.
Best scene in Sandlot oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Sandlot.

D (16:11):
All right, calm the fuck down .

Ryno (16:13):
Make sure to check the back of your card.

D (16:15):
There are some pictures of nothing on that one.
Are there like do I win stuff?
Is this like Bible school?

Ryno (16:20):
Yeah, you get a prize.
You get a bologna and cheesesandwich.

D (16:23):
Fucking there ain't no better bologna cheese sandwich than
the ones that Lisa Wagner madeAbsolutely white bread, bologna
cheese no sauce, no sauce.
If there was a coin under it,it was so good.

Toe (16:33):
Listen.
I went on one of those youthgroup trips to Myrtle Beach.

Ryno (16:37):
And I saw shit.

D (16:41):
It was really sexual.

Toe (16:43):
The church bus was Brent and Tammy made the church bus
very sexual.
That's what I saw a lot of.

D (16:49):
I made it very sexual Best scene in Sandlot.

Toe (16:53):
Best scene in Sandlot?
For me it's always going to bethe resuscitation scene with
Wendy Pepper corn, pepper corn.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I lied, I've never seen it.
God, I'm not surprised.
Get the fuck out of my way Todo your gender justice.

D (17:06):
I control the buttons.

Ryno (17:07):
Benny's long run.

Toe (17:09):
Yeah, yeah it's up there for sure.

D (17:12):
Um I like.

Toe (17:14):
James Earl Jones in general being in that movie.
Just he's gonna say I lied,I've not seen that movie.

D (17:18):
I like the scene when nobody knows the ball is Babe Ruth,
except for him and everybody'slike what do you mean?
It's like it's fine, We'll justget another ball.
I love that scene.
What you got right now, what's,what's your you?
Oh, the first, yeah, oh yeah.

Ryno (17:37):
Benny is right, so am I.
Are you up?
Who's up?
You're up, I love this question.

Toe (17:41):
What is something?
Our generation loves that youhate.
Oh, I didn't even know we wereplaying this game, but I'm here
for this.
This is awesome.
What our generation hates.

D (17:55):
Our generation loves but you hate, oh, um you go.

Ryno (17:59):
Okay, go, you got to jump in the slang, like the way they
talk.
Bruh, no, but it's ourgeneration.
We haven't braced it to adegree.
No, our generation talks.
Our generation don't talk likethat.
We only talk like that becauseour kids do.

D (18:10):
Yeah we use it.
So that's the question againwhat's something that our
generation loves our generationlike.
Your peers.
What do they love?
Not so excited.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Music Not music Get the fuck out.

Ryno (18:27):
That's a really good answer.
Yeah, why is the?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
number one answer on the board.

Toe (18:34):
Thank you, absolutely Good answer.
Well, that's far out.
I was about to scream, I am.
We'll play.
We're having a separate gameover here, it's fine, they're
parents so are you?

Ryno (18:42):
Yeah, Also they're kids.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Damn, you took mine, oh right.

Ryno (18:55):
I don't know, For me it's just social media is in general.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
So, yeah, you don't like that at all I can't stand
it.

Ryno (19:04):
I'm very active on it, but it's always it's either silly,
or fury?

D (19:06):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know Idon't know, I don't know You're
silly or fury.
You had a social media pagethat was going to pop off, but
you were afraid it was going topop off so you didn't finish.

Ryno (19:27):
What do you know?
Drive through with it thatvlogging stuff.

D (19:29):
Yeah, that adding stuff was popping off and you were like no
, I don't want it, I don't wantto get tied to something.
Yeah, I have business cardsfrom that.
Yeah, we should do a podcastabout it.

Ryno (19:39):
I'm a writer, not a talker .
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
This is all.
I'm not even here seems a wholelot.

D (19:44):
Mr Adams, mr Phillip Adams, son, that you like to talk a
little bit.
I do like to talk, we'retalkers.

Toe (19:49):
Yeah, george Foreman grill.
You don't like a George Foremangrill?

D (19:54):
I feel like you're used to one.
I have.

Toe (19:56):
I'm not.
I'm not here for it.

D (19:57):
I burnt my foot on one one time because I wanted to make
bacon really early in themorning.

Ryno (20:01):
Here, do you wrap it in by the wrap.
I feel like there we go.

Toe (20:04):
Thank you, I feel like that is not something, for whatever
reason, should be in our homesAlong my God knows how many
people that I don't have onetheir houses with on.

Ryno (20:12):
I've got one.
I don't like the Blackstonegrills.

D (20:16):
Oh, that's pop, that's unpopular.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah.

Ryno (20:18):
I'm not, I'm, I don't think it's a thing Huh.

D (20:22):
That's.
Have you had you cooked on one?
I?

Ryno (20:24):
have.

D (20:26):
You don't like them really.
You don't like a flat top.

Ryno (20:27):
Nope.

D (20:28):
That surprises me.

Ryno (20:29):
If I want a flat top, OK, big, big, big, big, big, but
like people use it as a grill.
Now completely.

D (20:34):
Now see, I'm off, that I don't like you.

Ryno (20:36):
We use, we use it almost exclusively for how much people
are like hey, you want to comeover for burgers, and then they
pull out a flat.
I'm like go fuck yourself.

D (20:44):
Unless you're making smash burgers.
Flat tops not the way to make aburger.

Ryno (20:47):
What is a smash?
Oh fuck, Sorry.

D (20:49):
So like burn around the edges and shit and like really small
thin.

Ryno (20:52):
Dairy cheer, the home of the original.

D (20:54):
It is the home of the fucking smash burger.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
There's a food truck summer for camp and trip was on
a Blackstone and two burnerpropane stove.

Toe (21:03):
That's an a lot like kind of what you alluded to.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I don't like to.

Ryno (21:07):
I don't want to use to, like freaking cook.
It's a good choice.
Give me the mic.

Toe (21:10):
That's not something I want to do.

Ryno (21:11):
But check the back of that car.
Do you have anything on it?
I did not.
Who's turning?
Is it Geesha's?

Toe (21:18):
I cannot answer this question.
Oh well, it's not Sorry fuck,go ahead.

Ryno (21:22):
No, no, no.
You have to throw this one outreal quick.
I don't know the answer to itagain.

Toe (21:26):
Name one other song by Lynn .
I'm a son of a.
Yeah, other than still mysunshine there's not one you
name one I looked at it.
You know still my sunshine yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Pass.

Toe (21:41):
She's not.
What do you mean you?

Ryno (21:41):
looked at it.
You only know it because youlooked it up.
I looked at Well, OK, thishappened the other day.
I was like.
This thought occurred to me.
I can't name another one, so Ilooked it up.

D (21:50):
Will you tell me?

Ryno (21:51):
I think it's go.
No, that's before four.

D (21:54):
OK, you don't, I didn't know.

Ryno (21:56):
They did a cover of I can't remember now, please
comment.
No, go ahead or message us.

D (22:05):
Message us, preferably, but comment or leave a review If you
have ever seen Lynn Lynn, lynn,lynn, lynn, lynn Lynn in
concert or or at Walmart.
Oh, that's more likely yeah.

Ryno (22:19):
The other band that is mentioned, there is before four,
and they had a song called GetDown and it is entirely about
oral sex.
Oh, and when we were in school.
It was on the radio all thetime.

D (22:34):
Well, they played a one or three.
Nine played an orgy, playedsongs from orgy, the band orgy
and Kevin Day said orgy a coupletimes.
Never.

Ryno (22:41):
Well, that's a hard one to handle.
I'd like to hear LKD say orgy,would you?
I would love to.
Yeah, I'm not going to do animpression.
I love it.
I love it.

D (22:52):
Can't really cancel me, but it's a little bit of a myself I
do that.
Oh, get the reach and Ryan'sgot the reach.
Ok, kasia read yours Go becausenone of us know any songs by
Lynn.
If you get a chance to listento the song get down to get down
, and she's a great fucking song.
If you get down on me, I'll getdown on you.
Dust, dustin Rhodes, fight,laying face down, he's, he's,

(23:16):
he's doing 100 pushups.

Toe (23:19):
OK, that's that's fair.

Ryno (23:20):
He's pretty strong If you have trouble with my handwriting
?
Let me know.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Who would win a fight between you two?

Ryno (23:27):
Between me and Ryan between the two of you.
Me, you think you would.
Yeah, I'd be much dirtier thanI am.

D (23:32):
I'd be much dirtier than you have reach.
No, I would just lay on him.
We've kind of done this onetime before where I got kicked
in the dick he's just what's hegoing to do if I lay on him and
like just just lick his face?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I'm no suffer.

D (23:47):
Yeah, I've obviously been a fight a long time, so she's.
I told you she loves thefucking buttons.
She loves him bro, she justloves to push buttons.

Toe (23:58):
Yeah, I would give you the advantage.
I think you think so.

D (24:01):
I was full of shit there.
I don't.

Ryno (24:03):
Here's the thing You're surprisingly quick.

D (24:06):
Oh, I had fast hands.
Yeah, you're shocked me with myfeet.

Ryno (24:10):
No, I'm not talking about that.
Listen, I think we're allrealistic here.

D (24:14):
When I say you're quick, we don't think we're talking
Between me and you, me, you andRyan.

Ryno (24:19):
Me.
Him, you and your mental healthDude mental health, not me, no,
we've been losing a lot.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, there are some things I can't beat up.

Toe (24:30):
I laugh now because.

Ryno (24:31):
I cry when I'm at home in the shower.

Toe (24:32):
If you get me down, I'm dead.
If you make me mad enough andI'm able to stay standing up, I
got a shot.

D (24:38):
Yeah, I think you could, I think you can overpower me with
like think you could.
Yeah, I don't, I don't.

Ryno (24:43):
Yeah, I've been mad, just create space, wear them out, and
then, well, I think, but Ithink if he's not moving if he
gets sprawled.

D (24:52):
One time he's dead.

Ryno (24:53):
Yeah, absolutely See.
The problem is now we all knowenough about it, would just be
like did you ever see um?

D (25:01):
this is so off topic, but I feel like that's the Dan Severn
and Frank Shamrock in like UFC,the UFC super fight.
They just circled.
There's no time limit in thoseand they circled for like 26
minutes.
It was the worst show of alltime.
They were both so fucking goodthat they were like.

(25:25):
Well, it's it's stupid to tryto take you down because you're
gonna sprawl me.
And that's what they boththought and they just circled.
So I technical, they would likecollar elbow, and then they
would fucking back off and theyfucking circle again.

Ryno (25:36):
That's you.
You guys haven't done the highschool meets yet, have you know?
That's what they're like withsome of the smaller kids?
Oh, there's fucking circle,fucking exhausting.
Just a bunch of foreheadsmacking.

D (25:51):
Okay.

Ryno (25:54):
We got super lost.
Best Mortal Kombat character oh, from one to ten or eleven,
actually.

D (26:01):
I'm oh man best or favorite, so I guess just.

Toe (26:05):
I think it's a two-part question.

D (26:07):
Yeah, so.

Toe (26:09):
Let's do three oh.

D (26:11):
Best character.
This boy loves Mortal Kombatyour favorite does.

Toe (26:15):
And the character that you hate the most okay, baraka is my
favorite.

D (26:20):
Like Baraka, that boob my moves sick.
You know when you fucking chopin the air a million times.
You can just do that and neverlose.
Yeah yeah, squatting, chop,that's my move.
That's how I also defeat roundin a fight.

Toe (26:37):
Callback.

D (26:38):
Baraka, and then I think maybe, if you're just really
good, scorpion always be in fameand shit if you're just really
good, that's my favorite Rightperson.
And then and then I don't likeany of the women on the game,
not because I'm sex is just cuz,just cuz.

(27:01):
It's like WNBA.

Ryno (27:03):
Nobody can dunk.
The girls just went to that.

D (27:07):
Nobody was there.
It was free.
It's the most.
I was like it's all.
It's the saddest thing everthat that all the games are just
free.
Nobody's there.
Like all, the girls basketballteam went to a UK girls team
girls game, they went to thefucking locker room.
Yeah, we're not the court withthe girls and evidently that
happens out every game.

Ryno (27:26):
Well, it was like we're all just sexist.
Yeah, well, no, it's justboring.
I'm a.
I'm a massive feminist.

D (27:32):
Why is it boring?

Ryno (27:33):
Cuz girls are not as Exciting.

D (27:40):
Maybe I think they just shoot .
You know what I mean they shootand make it, and it's not, I
think we're spoiled by male NBAsports.

Ryno (27:47):
We are we're spoiled by dunking when you can dunk.
It's not as fun to watchsomebody make a bunch of layups.

D (27:51):
Yeah and while that's technically you think we're
gonna get canceled for?

Ryno (27:54):
this, well.
Well, while they're technicallygoing to be more, Comment to it
, cuz I went hunters.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Comment was I don't know her son.
I don't want to go to a game, agirls game.
It's boring.
I said why is it boring?
Cuz they're not as aggressive.
I was like we're not there.

Ryno (28:19):
They weren't.
I watched it.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, I feel and he's was just boring.
I'd never go to a girls game.

Ryno (28:25):
He's probably it's cuz we're spoiled by dunks and you
know threes from right outside.
Yeah, half court we're.
You know you could take thesesame kids to a game from what I
mean I'm gonna say this isboring, like the media doesn't
push women's sports.

D (28:42):
If we know, like if we don't know any of their names.
We know Britney Griner's namebecause she was in jail.

Toe (28:46):
Do you know Name three WMA teams?
No fuck, I couldn't do that.
I can't even name three Mmm.

D (28:52):
No, no Called it.
I was like, I was like I can'tdo it.
There's like the comments, nameone monarchs.

Toe (29:01):
Is.

Ryno (29:04):
League team.
The monarchs was yeah.

Toe (29:12):
Hey Siri, Is there a monarchs WMA team.
I think it's.

Ryno (29:18):
Sacramento monarchs.
Well, they stole that fromKansas City.
That's bullshit, actually.
Yep monarchs caught the wall.
They should get sued.
I.

D (29:30):
May have it.
Maybe they used it like who'sgonna sell them?

Toe (29:34):
That's usually just like a differential name from what the
actual MBA team name was thattisha's question?
No, we're still a Mortal Kombat.
Oh yeah, you're gonna skip itout on a mortal.

Ryno (29:45):
Yeah, I put my cards down, I'm ready to the rest of more
real, but Rory said that girlsdidn't sign.
Girls, I'm sorry, women,because it's yeah, probably
didn't sign their thing.
She was like they had stuff todo.
I'm like what the fuck Did theyhave to go do?

D (30:02):
well, it probably takes longer to get ready because they
have an extra piece ofundergarment.

Ryno (30:07):
What a bra.

D (30:08):
Yeah, it's an extra piece.
I don't know what to tell youto think.
Five minutes for boob?
I Guess it depends on now we'regonna get Now.
We're gonna get canceled, sowho's your?

Toe (30:22):
favorite.

Ryno (30:23):
Mortal Kombat character.

Toe (30:24):
They had to leave, go get in the kitchen or some shit.
Like, yeah, I was like I waswaiting on that.
I wouldn't think we were eventhere we were talking about the
technical ass back.

D (30:34):
I'm the autographs.
They had to go straight andmake a sandwich after they
fucking played basketball.

Ryno (30:37):
Good fucking job, big it's what you did.

D (30:40):
Now hey.

Ryno (30:41):
I'd like to apologize to you.

D (30:44):
She doesn't play basketball.

Ryno (30:53):
What's upon time she was athletic so this is 30%.

Toe (30:58):
We gotta get cut right, we're this will be on patreon
for sure.

D (31:02):
There's no, there's only male subscribers.

Ryno (31:05):
What did the Pacific?
No way we gotta do moreCompeting.
What did the Pacific say to theAtlantic?
What Nothing, it just waved.

D (31:17):
Get the fuck out.
What are you doing?

Ryno (31:20):
You brought me on here on purpose.

D (31:23):
If I'd have brought you on here on a porpoise, it would
have been more entertaining, weto feel.

Toe (31:26):
See, that's just as bad.
Favorite character just givesback on topic.
Barack a Quan Chi.

D (31:37):
Despite a toe and Crus Не вони crunchy.

Toe (31:58):
Yeah, scorpion, scorpion who's your favorite?
My most.
My favorite is Quan Chi oh.
Quan Chi I love Quan Chi, theone that I hate the most.
Oh my god, I forgot his name.
Dudes, blind-toded telly Can.

D (32:16):
I oh yeah right.

Toe (32:19):
No, can she?

D (32:20):
she, just you, only you said the other more comeback
character, you know, oh, oh no.

Toe (32:25):
Kinchi yeah.

Ryno (32:26):
Kim Chi.

Toe (32:27):
Kin Chi.

D (32:28):
Kim.
Yeah, I think that's justcabbage pickled.

Ryno (32:33):
It's just Asian sauerkraut .

D (32:39):
It's kimchi, and kimchi?

Ryno (32:40):
what is it with people?
We fight wars against makingsauerkraut?

D (32:42):
so questions not on the card.

Toe (32:46):
Non-card question.
Non-card questions for my offcard outside of the US.
What's the best meal you'veever eaten?

Ryno (32:56):
oh Fuck, that's tough.

Toe (33:00):
There's gotta be something you've ate, something German.
You talk about German.

Ryno (33:03):
Germany Usually pulls it.

D (33:05):
Yeah.
Like okay, love I've been tolike.

Ryno (33:09):
Heather and I do fancy foods.
We've been to Michelin starrestaurants all over, so I'm not
gonna do one of those flakes,big flakes, I guess we love
fancy foods.

D (33:18):
We've been, we drink out of little glasses.

Ryno (33:21):
We like to do the wine pairing because it comes in
mills that are $400 it's 12, 14different spoons, yeah you don't
use that many spoons, man.
Come on, get some fuckingculture.
Culture's fine.
There was a place called steakon a stone just out in the
middle of fucking nowhere inGermany Literally the mill in
nowhere, and you could getostrich, gator, kangaroo, shit

(33:45):
like that.

D (33:45):
I was all just chicken it may have it was all chicken.

Ryno (33:49):
But I mean all it was delicious and they bring it to
you on a big fucking stone likethey'd heat the stone.

D (33:53):
I took it on the can we go like this week?

Ryno (33:55):
sure, I know I mean, I know how to get there, I get,
I've made you, you know, getthere.

D (33:59):
I don't think we can take the same plane.

Ryno (34:01):
Oh no, they can fit all of us on a plane.

Toe (34:04):
man Are you pretty big these days.

Ryno (34:06):
I have to get like two seats.
You can get as many as you want.
They got a lot on calm downKevin Smith.

D (34:13):
I the funny fact that not necessarily man.

Toe (34:18):
Yeah, you know, I'm talking about kids me.

D (34:20):
Yeah, they made him.
Yeah, I only got only famousbecause Chris Farley's dead.

Toe (34:25):
Yeah, they made him buy a second seat one time.
He got downright bitchy over it.

D (34:31):
Big dude to like tall.

Toe (34:33):
He's lost a lot of weight.

D (34:36):
He's not on TV anymore.
He lost weight.

Toe (34:38):
Well, you had that widowmaker, you had that friggin
hard.

D (34:41):
Oh yeah, Widowmaker.

Toe (34:46):
Got that the character on the on the fork knives right.
There probably is a fortnight.
What's the?

Ryno (34:53):
what's the widowmaker thing?
That's from a thing I know itis.

D (34:56):
Mike, these are the best thing anybody's ever done, and I
feel like we could do just awhole show of these.
Now I think we should.
Okay, do you have a favorite?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh, Mortal Kombat character.

D (35:08):
Thank you scorpion.
You fucking just stole thatfrom us.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I didn't.

D (35:14):
All right, I don't think it was very provocative way to say
it, but Get over here.

Ryno (35:20):
You're using a different kind of chain that you're using
over by purple the chain

Toe (35:25):
is yeah, what's on the end of that?

D (35:31):
We're gonna cut away for a second, okay, and then we'll,
we'll be right back.

Ryno (35:35):
I need a wee, wee anyway.

D (35:36):
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Ryno (36:04):
What are the people in?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
charge like.

Ryno (36:06):
Well, I know they can't talk about how much people get
paid and there was like yeah,yeah.
No, no, they can't.
She was like why?
And they're like well, there'sa rule.

D (36:18):
She's like what rule are you talking about?

Toe (36:22):
I think there's a rule, but there's not everybody in.

Ryno (36:24):
There was just like it was on a zoom colony was like.

D (36:28):
Yeah, no, we can talk about how much we fucking make.

Ryno (36:30):
We can say that loud and she was like they can literally
have a meeting.
We're gonna they all go 1735yeah, don't give a fuck dollars.

Toe (36:39):
And I actually think it's Recommended yeah, I should yeah

Ryno (36:44):
it's a big dick funny.

D (36:46):
Hey, welcome back everybody we're.

Toe (36:48):
I made that.

D (36:50):
We're talking about work related shit off the air and
talking about being able to talkabout Right on made a tick tock
today.
Was it on a paid lunch?
Yeah yeah that.
I don't know if you guys knowthis or not, but you can fucking
talk about how much you makeanytime you want to, to whoever
you want to, all the time, andif they fired you for it, it is

(37:14):
illegal for them to fire you forit.
Oh yeah, it is so that dowhatever you want.

Ryno (37:18):
I highly well no you Contract, contract dependent
sure, but to your local unionrep.

Toe (37:26):
Well, there's that.
You're gonna spill that again.
You can spill it again.
So here's the thing now ifthere's a clause in your
contract that if you have acontract and you're
contractually obligated to notState how much you make, that's
different, mm-hmm.
But not everyone has thatcontract read what you sign.
But that's the big thing.
Read what you son you had to becontractually obligated, not to

(37:48):
mention contract.

Ryno (37:49):
Or you're probably not pay you see, that's shady.
Yeah, most people are unionsaren't gonna go for that thing.

D (37:55):
So especially if your union talk that shit out- you know,
it's something we've not really,and it's just because it's
really because me and you bothwork in A lot of business that
yeah, yeah, that is, if you talkabout that sort of thing, it's,
it's like it's fair Bowden.

Toe (38:14):
Yeah it's very.
It's frowned upon, but notillegal.

D (38:20):
I'm talking about.
I'm talking about union.

Toe (38:22):
Oh, you talk about union.
That's why I'm blacklisted.
You're not getting.
That's why I'm saying that'swhy I'm like.

D (38:27):
I'm talking about like us having, you know, we've been
wanting to have.
I really want, as as To try tobe a respectable podcast, which
we have none of.
That's not.
Anyway, I think we've had arespectable moment, maybe one
moment.
Sexual harassment thing.

Ryno (38:44):
You gotta frame it better than that, homie, you can't be
like.
Our good moment was that sexualharassment thing.

D (38:54):
No, but Like not doing ourselves justice if we don't
have like a union rep on oh yeahto have a union episode, you
know.

Ryno (39:02):
But I'm worried it's gonna be a past union rep.

D (39:04):
I'm proud of somebody like a mobster cuz the union.

Ryno (39:07):
Yeah, like Jimmy Hoffa.

D (39:08):
Yeah, do you know what he's at?

Ryno (39:10):
Yeah, isn't he under Stadium?
No, there's a stadium.
I thought he was under astadium somewhere Hinesfield, I
don't know.

D (39:21):
That'd be weird.

Toe (39:22):
He went under there, bang blew it up.

D (39:30):
Um, if you tuned in before the break, mike brought us
questions and we've been goingaround asking because it's Mike
show today.
This is mine, because he'sbecause he's the only one of us
to have done anything.

Ryno (39:53):
I could show you my schedule and prove that's like
in the military, she saidproductive or useful.
Well I'm, yeah, I got four kids.
I'm pretty productive.

D (40:07):
You are productive.
What Heather's productive?
Yeah.

Ryno (40:09):
I just provide the yeah assistants.

D (40:13):
Also, we shout her out because she's the fucking goat
and she is the goat.
My wife Heather's.
That clap goes on for him.
You guys should do a fuckingpodcast.
Use, press those goddamnbuttons.

Ryno (40:33):
It's a whole time, just me giggling the fuck off me
reaction no, heather makes it,makes it all happen.
She's the reason I can be thistrophy husband.
I don't call me on what hasfour wheels and flies.

D (40:50):
Car plane.

Ryno (40:53):
No guesses, car plane.

D (41:02):
Garbage truck.
Is it garbage?

Ryno (41:04):
truck because it has flies .

Toe (41:07):
Oh.

D (41:09):
Bona, don't do it your bone to know you can get her away.
She can't give her a mic in thebuttons, you get to choose one
Mac.

Ryno (41:22):
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad I'm here too.
I I enjoy your house company.

D (41:26):
What color lightsaber would you use around?
He got super pumped about thisone.

Ryno (41:32):
I don't know why I was watching an officer episode the
office when I wrote that card,so I couldn't remember how to
spell saber and I kept sayingsob, right sob right.

D (41:47):
Gold, gold, that's fucking hard.

Ryno (41:49):
I love that.

D (41:51):
That's awesome.
Do you might have a gold saber?

Ryno (41:54):
Yeah, it's in a cotar.

D (41:56):
That's hot ice blue.
I like that.
You're all good, huh.

Ryno (42:02):
I'm a traditionalist, red yeah, I don't know, you fucking
red.

D (42:05):
There's not even my black.

Ryno (42:08):
Black will be fucking bad ass but not like, not like the
Lorian.

D (42:12):
Yeah not like that though, right, I don't want it to even
have like a fucking out glowthat it looks like a different
color Other than black.
I just just fucking, just just.
It's just like Like you'relooking into nothing.

Ryno (42:22):
It's what my life saber to be, yeah it'd be fucking
awesome.

D (42:27):
That would be pretty cool.

Ryno (42:28):
You're gonna make up your own fucking lights.
Why don't?

D (42:30):
anybody sign us to write a fucking Star Wars movie.
We talked about that last weekour growth, and last week last
week I know you listened,because you're an avid listening
.

Toe (42:42):
I am every day we would have moved the mic once last
week and just move around.
He's like, look, that's.

D (42:52):
When we first started, man, we were so noisy like touching
the fucking.
We were like Kisha on that timeshe was a guest.
Yeah, that's when Kisha was aguest.
She forgot to use a mic.
Were you fucking it?

Ryno (43:05):
I found out it makes a noise.
It's gonna be a fucking joke.

Toe (43:09):
You're gonna make a joke.
Mike's actually talking into itnow.

Ryno (43:12):
I'm sitting upright.
You put me in a chair thatdoesn't have a lot of wiggle
room.

D (43:15):
Early on Mike's first episode when he was with us.
When he was with us like he'snot now, but when he was on the
first episode he set a foot awayfrom them.
He was so far away from.
Mike, he kept putting his headand we were like Mike, you could
get in the floor.
You gotta put your mouth on themic, and usually he's

(43:37):
foreputting his mouth onwhatever.

Ryno (43:38):
But without hesitation.

D (43:40):
Yeah.

Ryno (43:41):
Yeah.

D (43:44):
And so I got the last ever get a question right now this
one hurt my feelings, excludingfamily.

Toe (43:50):
What are you most proud of?

Ryno (43:53):
How can that hurt your feelings?

Toe (43:56):
May you take my family away .
I ain't got much.

D (44:02):
You take your son away.
He's like I have nothing to beproud of me.

Ryno (44:05):
You have a podcast that you could shout out.

D (44:08):
I was gonna say you've, you've, you, you me take.
What you should be proud of,was that your growth, your
growth since we've started thepodcast in in, in how you
approach situations and what I'mso full of shit, save this.

Ryno (44:23):
There's another question.
Don't worry, you can save that.

D (44:27):
I'm gonna give you four per show.

Ryno (44:29):
You're gonna get four per show Four of those, but she
should have free reign on theother ones.

D (44:33):
You're not fucking help.
You're such an enabler, yeah.

Ryno (44:35):
I'm cool with it.
So what are you proud of?

Toe (44:41):
I literally already answered that question.

Ryno (44:44):
You're in trouble you gotta, you gotta think on that.

D (44:48):
Kasia, what are you?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
proud of Honestly myself.

Ryno (44:51):
That's a good answer, I've been down a lot.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah, with a lot.

Ryno (44:56):
Such a pussy.

D (44:57):
Something I picked up when I was Don't I don't remember where
.
What are you gonna say?

Ryno (45:02):
Somebody, I don't remember the.
It was parenting advice thatsomebody gave me.

D (45:05):
I'm proud of you.

Ryno (45:06):
And they said when you talk to your kids, don't say I'm
proud of you first.
Say you should be proud ofyourself first, because that
teaches them that the onlyperson that they really need to
make proud.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Is themselves.

Ryno (45:23):
I like that I hope that.

D (45:24):
AI picks up and creates a chapter for this one, where it's
like first sentimental momentever.

Ryno (45:31):
But like that's something I do now.
I'm like hey man, you should bereally proud of yourself.
I'm proud of you, I'm gonnastart doing that?

D (45:36):
I don't do that.

Ryno (45:39):
No, that's awesome.
It changed my life.

D (45:42):
I'm proud of him all the time and it probably doesn't mean
anything because I tell him toomuch.

Ryno (45:46):
Yeah, we.

D (45:47):
I over love my kids and tell him I'm proud of him way too
much Say I love you like a knee,we do.
We say all the time.
And sometimes they don't meananything because Clay has an
auto reaction to this Love youand he's done with it.
Yeah.
And I don't get like a solid,like I love you man, love you
and the other thing that I gotfrom that conversation.

Ryno (46:05):
It may have been a chaplain, which that's what they
do.
They talk that mayor instead ofsaying how was school, say hey
man or hey lady.
What did you all do in mathtoday?
Or would you all do?

D (46:19):
What was your favorite part of recess so?

Ryno (46:21):
they have to say.
So, instead of being able tosay nothing, they can tell you
about their favorite part ofwhat you have to at least say
more than one word.
Like.

D (46:33):
I didn't like any of math today.

Toe (46:34):
Well, that's more of a reaction.
Don't ask me.
They can be an answer.

D (46:42):
Texting.
I read there's a meme that was,I think came out of tag minute.
That was like texting yourteenage son is like texting with
a guy who doesn't like you.

Ryno (46:52):
And it's just like responding like, yeah, it's
awful.

D (46:55):
No, okay, I'm good Bye.

Ryno (46:59):
And it just makes me want to talk to him more.

D (47:01):
So what are you?
Is that what?
What are you most proud of?
What am I most proud?
Not your family.
That doesn't count because andthis is hard for you because you
don't think anything ofyourself- Right, I don't, I'm
not, that wasn't, that wasn't,that was a coming coming to the
moment.
Honestly, I can make in theroads, brothers Fuck.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I think, and this I may be jumping the gun, but I
think, I think I've started toestablish a kicking program here
.

Ryno (47:33):
I've got more kids coming out next year.
I had kids last year.

D (47:37):
Yeah.

Ryno (47:38):
I've got kids showing interest in the middle school
and you know the military waseasy.
I love paid to do that shit.
This is a lot cooler.
Everybody else can be proud ofyou for that Right You're not
necessarily proud and I feellike I got paid to do that shit.
If you're like, I'm reallyproud of me at work, you sound
like kind of a square.

D (48:00):
Yeah, I feel like to like.
I always take that withveterans.
That's why it's always awkward.
I always feel awkward when I'mlike wishing, and I do anyway,
but like what I'm saying, likeyou know, thank you for your
services, like you did that.
You weren't drafted, it was ajob.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah, you were drafted, it's not.

D (48:18):
It's not draft Like.
I think there's a different.
I think there's a differentmode to it, and I'm not saying
that any disrespectful at all.
It's still crazy that you wouldsign up to do that, you know.
Uh, yeah, well, I mean, peopledon't even know that, more than
five men in New York, I guess.

Ryno (48:32):
Yeah, I mean, people do dangerous shit all the time.

D (48:35):
I did nothing dangerous.
I drive pretty fucking fast.

Ryno (48:38):
I mean something, I mean driving a semi truck on the US
highways is dangerous.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Especially on 23.
We lost a friend of that soon.

Ryno (48:45):
When people say thank you for my answer was to thank you
for your services.
Usually, thank you for payingme.

D (48:53):
You know, because, like if you pay taxes, I'm proud of you
for doing the veterans day thing, the veterans day program that
you've done.

Ryno (48:59):
a couple of years ago, I did not enjoy going out and
being there.

D (49:03):
You don't, but people enjoy you being there, I guess it was
fun.

Ryno (49:06):
You know I enjoy.

D (49:08):
Okay, no more serious.

Toe (49:11):
No more serious.
I do have an answer to that nowthough.

D (49:13):
Oh good, do it oh no fuck that.

Toe (49:15):
I'm not taking credit for it in any way.
I just had a weird throat thingthere.
But in the last two years ourlittle league program has grown
by three to four teams.
Our wrestling team went from 15kids to like 60.
And I just seeing youth kind ofcoming back and we thought the

(49:39):
flood would send people out andI feel like that.
We were kind of talking aboutthis during the break and stuff.
I was like I was kind of findmyself in situations where I'm
like how did I end up here?
Why am I driving this?
But if it's getting kids backinvolved in shit I'm here for
you.

Ryno (49:57):
Like.

Toe (49:57):
I said I can't say that it's me that's bringing these
kids.

D (49:59):
That's what I would say.
I'm proud of you for doing.

Toe (50:02):
I'm very pumped to see that go from 15 to almost 15.

Ryno (50:06):
Watching you- with wrestling, this season has been
awesome because you have justkind of fully embraced it and
you're driving a lot of thethings that we've got going on.

D (50:16):
It does directly affect you, though.
If your son's involved, thingsare better.

Ryno (50:20):
I didn't say that, but we benefit so let's push him harder
, so we don't have to, I don'thave to do anything.

D (50:27):
I'm into it.
I think Key has one now.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Where is your ideal budget vacation?

Ryno (50:36):
Budget and you can't say pigeon forge, that's not budget
anymore.

Toe (50:41):
Yeah, pigeon forge is not budget.
You cannot go to pigeon forgefor a weekend.

Ryno (50:45):
I'm going to exclude Myrtle Beach also.

D (50:48):
Yeah, so I think you mean like an overnight in a hotel.
Yeah, let's do two nights.
So you know where it's cool.
I think we used to in Norton,the one beside Reno's.
We used to be really coolbefore COVID and like because
somebody really nice owned itbefore COVID.

Ryno (51:02):
Is that the one that did the karaoke down on the bar?
I think so.
They have a pool.
They have a pool.

D (51:09):
And we used to go stay there and let the kids swim all day
and just stay there and have aroom to go back to and shit
where somebody else is going togo back to.

Toe (51:15):
So what was the question again, how was that specifically
worded?

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Where's your ideal budget vacation?

Ryno (51:21):
Two nights.
We're going to do two nights.

Toe (51:23):
We don't have to be local, because anything that includes
flight is not, budget Not true,no, I mean, you can get eight
hours.

D (51:33):
You know a guy who has a plane.

Ryno (51:35):
I mean, you can be in DC.
In what 12 hours?

D (51:37):
I could probably fly helicopter if we needed to Me
dad, both kids flew from.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Tri City, Well from the.

Ryno (51:44):
Rock From.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Knoxville, tassamiggy to Florida.

D (51:48):
You making people up.
No that name sounds like acreative character in the game.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Look it up.

D (51:53):
Tassamiggy.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Airport.

Ryno (51:56):
He lives in a hauler.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
But off of a round trip for less than a thousand
dollars.

D (52:02):
That's not budget it is you?
Can fly the person.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Why would you fly the Florida?

Ryno (52:05):
Florida is not bad for me If I'm having to stay close.
You have your father and bothkids.

Toe (52:16):
Give me Saturday, sunday at Great America.
Oh yeah, that's good, give meSaturday, sunday.

D (52:23):
That's cheap.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
You like mediocre baseball.

D (52:29):
Well, bottom's gone now I started getting good last year.

Toe (52:32):
I'm like you're fucking it up.

D (52:35):
I'm trying to get them season tickets.

Toe (52:37):
Okay, got to quit.

Ryno (52:40):
What do you got for us your budget?
Oh wait, you got your budgetvacation.

Toe (52:46):
Takeaway budget.
What's your dream vacation?

Ryno (52:48):
No, come on, that's too easy.

Toe (52:49):
Yeah, dream vacation they have to include children.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
It's budget.

Ryno (53:01):
Well, I mean, if you can get a free, if you can get a
free fantasy world.
No, this is a real world.

D (53:08):
I'd like to step back and I was thinking about dream jobs.
I'm going to get something Imeant to do, but either we ran
out of time or my mental statewas going.
Yeah.

Toe (53:19):
Hashtag inebriated.

D (53:24):
We should really cancel the idea of dream jobs, because in
what dream do I want to havelabor?

Ryno (53:29):
We'll see it comes back up here.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Oh, max got more cards doesn't say dream what is
your realistic dream job.

D (53:38):
Do it budget vacation do it.

Ryno (53:39):
You still got one go.
What's your budget vacation?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Are we talking price or where like location doesn't
make any sense to me.

D (53:46):
We all went price cheap vacation somewhere.
Where would you go?

Ryno (53:49):
I would go to Abingdon, Virginia, yeah well, I've not
been on very many.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
In between, she's no between pigeon for the Florida.
Florida was cheaper.

Ryno (54:01):
I've never been to.

D (54:02):
Florida.

Ryno (54:02):
Florida's an entire state.
You're not missing anything,it's pigeon for the ocean, yeah,
but we say, we say so places inSpanish.

D (54:10):
That's the difference.
In the ocean you can't get in.

Ryno (54:12):
Okay, how do you put an astronaut baby to sleep?

D (54:17):
Rocket, rocket, yeah, I got one, one for three.
Fuck it.
Don't do the applause button,just go for a car, yeah you put
it in her mind now though.

Ryno (54:30):
What is your realistic dream job now?
None of this bullshit whereyou're gonna make like 500,000 a
year.
All right, I want a realisticsomething.
You could stay here, keep yourlife.

D (54:42):
Do you know what ours is really?

Ryno (54:44):
this it's this of course, but that's not realistic.
Come on now.

D (54:48):
Oh, fuck you that hurt my feeling.

Toe (54:50):
Did that hurt your feelings ?
No, it's real.
Yeah, I know, god damn like.

Ryno (54:55):
I want to be a hospital administrator, I want to be a
nurse, I want to work in a coalmine.

D (54:59):
I think I could Produce for a living.

Ryno (55:03):
I think I there's enough jobs in absolutely good, because
there is media.

D (55:09):
Yeah, there's enough jobs in it.
If you wanted to do it.
If I wanted to do it, I coulddo it right now.

Ryno (55:13):
Like there's enough jobs in it, where, if I just traveled
.

D (55:15):
I could just do it.

Ryno (55:16):
Yeah, absolutely you could .
I mean you'd have to get in amultiple media, I don't know.

D (55:20):
Yeah, like it's not, like it's not an easy, it's not easy
shit.
Like I mean, you're going andsetting everything up and nobody
there has a fucking clue what'sgoing on.

Ryno (55:28):
This kind of thing has to be a hobby.
Yeah, until it's successful fora little bit, and then it's a
hobby?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yeah, you can't be a career podcast.

D (55:37):
Yeah, you've got to just be already famous, exactly.

Ryno (55:40):
Yeah, you can.
You've got to be a goodpodcaster with an income stream.

D (55:45):
You know, what I mean yeah yep, it's true, that's you a
Teacher, yeah, like awesome ifyou have the so

Toe (55:53):
good.
My problem is I wanted to do itand then I backed off of it
because I felt like the incomecouldn't support a family.
And Come to find out if youstay in this area, no income can
.
But my thing is I've alwayswanted to coach, so I would love
to been able to do somethingkind of at the middle school
level.

Ryno (56:13):
You say it like it's dead, though that would you like to
coach the high school girlssoccer team?
No, please.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'll be your assistant.
I'm just.

Toe (56:22):
No no.

Ryno (56:23):
I can't head coach something.

D (56:24):
I'm gonna get him to show it to him that it's super fucked up
.

Ryno (56:27):
I'll do all the soccer stuff.

Toe (56:29):
You just feeling it's out in my son's head about how faked
over how good he was at soccerso that he would stop Lot of
running.
You know there's a lot ofrunning.
Listen, I have all the respectin the world for a soccer player
like they are in insane, peakphysical shape to be able to do
what they do.
I don't understand the game andI fucking hate it.

Ryno (56:49):
Just don't like it fair, never liked it pitch.

Toe (56:54):
Never liked it.
Now, here's the thing.
It's weird.
So did they.
I would like hockey.
It's literally the same thingof soccer, but there's fist
fighting.
Everything's better on you.
Bring back the fuckingthoroughbred.

Ryno (57:07):
If hockey was an option, a thoroughbred, fuck yeah, I'll
play did you have watchedthoroughbreds.

D (57:12):
We used to go on church trips .
That was worth watching, that'sfucking church trips.
You just go and never got alacrosse team.
I would love that's coming, Ibet.
I bet we're gonna get one.
We should have had lacrosse proleagues up and going like and
it's popping off.

Toe (57:24):
So lacrosse will be sick and if you cross the line and go
into Virginia they even havelike competition swimming.

Ryno (57:31):
That's something we don't have here.
I'm just stick to cool sportsand then I love.

D (57:43):
Next question.

Ryno (57:45):
What was that question?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
that question was realistic dream job.

Ryno (57:49):
Oh yeah, was your wrist.

D (57:51):
She's.
Let me tell you something Iknow about her.
She likes what she's doingright now pretty good, pretty
lame.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
I think I do.

D (58:01):
I.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Giving, loving, doing is is money itch.
Teaching I love, but to giveand to do and help others is is
money itch, and that's.

D (58:17):
No, no I think she might have been saying she was gonna be a
hooker.

Ryno (58:19):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I support that.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Overall dream was Suzy homemaker Betty Crocker,
you know.

Ryno (58:27):
Um.
Can I ruin your dream job?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
It's terrible, stay at home parent is awful.

D (58:33):
Mike's dream job is not to be one.

Ryno (58:34):
I used to get shot at for a living and I would go back.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Home parent while your children are in school.
So what you're?

Ryno (58:44):
talking about is drinking wine at 11, and I was real good
at that until Lucy happened 830,.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
You know what the causes of sex.

Ryno (58:51):
I did it four times.

D (58:54):
At least I've had six, at least four times you guys.
Prove it as a nurse rides, onlyhad six twice.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Here's the thing, though Across the board me to
stay at home mom.
Substitute teacher, full-timeteacher.
P teacher coach.
You know a little bit ofeverything what we're talking
about.

Ryno (59:17):
A dream job.
Okay, she likes a lot of jobs,though I have shat upon her
dream job.

D (59:24):
You did, you started away cuz it fucking sucks, man.

Ryno (59:28):
I you got to clean the same room like nine times a day.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
No, you make them clean it.

D (59:37):
I got a three year old.
This is too ridiculous.
That's insane.
Different levels, differentlevels.
What's yours?

Ryno (59:47):
Mike, the one I've got.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I just shout out her for, but it's.

Ryno (59:54):
I put a video games your idea sucks.
I have nap time.
No, she's, she's absolutelyright.
I just don't want other peopleto know about it.
It's dope as fuck.

D (01:00:02):
It's because she also like hers.
If she did what you did, she'dalso do a million other things
for like people on the outside.

Ryno (01:00:10):
You purposely don't connect with people because you
see you're active.

D (01:00:13):
That's the difference but you would be if you had, if you
talk to people, because youcan't help but not help if you
talk to them.

Ryno (01:00:19):
Yeah, that's why I avoid them, I know.
I know right which is no, I'mvery so I guess, does it feel
like backhanded noble?
I'm a very social person whohates being social.
Yeah, that's A thing.

D (01:00:33):
I mean, I get it introvert expert.
Is that, yeah, it's fine, youread a joke, but now what are
you gonna?

Ryno (01:00:39):
record.
Oh, I read the joke.
Oh, that's another joke.
No, I did the realistic dreamjob.
Oh, you did really the next onejust says rats as pets like the
dream job I Told me.

Toe (01:00:53):
Like the dream job thing, the realistic part of it, like I
remember the freaking.
This is not realism, obviously,but this is something I would
think would be fucking awesomeand I would love it.
Remember when the power powerball make a million, when
everyone cups the like one point, god knows whatever billion.
Sure I Would love to take andbuy the plot of land where the
freaking casino should have went.

D (01:01:12):
I'm gonna see another now.

Toe (01:01:16):
I want to put like three fucking baseball fields in there
, build a full-blown like battencage, everything in door and
literally turn it into what DomTari is in Kingsport here.

Ryno (01:01:28):
So you want to lose money.

Toe (01:01:31):
You know much money they make down there.

Ryno (01:01:33):
Do you know how much people they have?

Toe (01:01:36):
Dude, everybody travels, it's not so much the.

Ryno (01:01:39):
Hey guys, you want to go to Jenkins?
I.

D (01:01:44):
Mean people used to say it when 19?

Toe (01:01:48):
I don't know that many people is like God I want to go
to fucking Kingsport either,though.

D (01:01:53):
It's on the way, is the thing , the one in Kingsport?
But I Would love that.

Ryno (01:02:00):
Oh yeah, absolutely support a hundred percent and
worth theoretically at a majorJunction for highways, if you
get that super crooked Companyon board that's doing the crypto
.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yeah, you get them on board.

D (01:02:15):
I think maybe you could build it if you just knew something
on one of them.

Ryno (01:02:19):
Well, so I just don't like the idea that we're doing the
field of dreams approach to this.

Toe (01:02:25):
I'm telling you right now if ashes not playing travel ball
this spring you're gonna builda casino.
No, I'm gonna umpire.
I.

Ryno (01:02:34):
Don't know if I've ever said I have never supported a I
taking jobs.

Toe (01:02:38):
I don't even care for what they pay.
So down at Dom to what theywait.
They say If you umpire teengames.

Ryno (01:02:44):
I'm doing it, I'll fix it for two days teen games.

Toe (01:02:46):
Over two days $600 cash fuck you.
I was like that's not enough towork.

Ryno (01:02:53):
That's enough for bill.
Work you can know.

D (01:02:58):
I $600.
He's throwing everybody up.
Fuck yeah, you know, he'llFreddie Johnson.
The place is sling everybody.

Toe (01:03:07):
This is Saturdays and Sundays, so it's all weekend.
I'm telling you right now, likeif I've got nothing going on,
I'll give me the $600 a weekend.

D (01:03:15):
I'll take it, I'm into it Baseball umpire to be cool like
professional baseball umpirefuck, no that come.
I need computers to take theirjobs again my, my, my realistic
dream job is do nothing.
My wife make a ton of money myactual like.

Ryno (01:03:30):
If I could pick a dream job, I would love to be Replay
like the replay official.

Toe (01:03:40):
It looks at it in New.

Ryno (01:03:41):
York.
Yeah, I would love to do that.

D (01:03:44):
That's probably.
That would be a really cool jobbefore you can do that.

Ryno (01:03:47):
I'm not gonna get out and run on the field.

D (01:03:52):
Okay, it just says which is your favorite, hugh Jackman, and
then I think it says Samequestion same question, leonardo
Caprio, I think.
Which version of Hugh Jackmanis your favorite?
Oh, that's easy, say it.
Prestige Movies, fuckingawesome.

(01:04:13):
Good prestige, that's good.

Toe (01:04:14):
I know you to go Leo departed I.

D (01:04:17):
Fucking love you departed.
I always forget why I love youall day, every day, and then you
remind me that's really goodevery time I see you Favorite
Hugh Jackman.
You knew Hugh Jackman is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
I do, but you don't love you.
Jackman, how are you leaving me?

D (01:04:30):
about she's mad about attractive me in Leo.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Tatanic young Leo.

Ryno (01:04:41):
See, I should have thought of this more, but Shockingly
I'm gonna say greatest showman.

D (01:04:48):
Hugh Jackman oh, that was awesome yeah.

Ryno (01:04:50):
You know and Leo, it's really hard cuz like I really
love Revenant but I also reallylove the departed, so it's kind
of the department's my favoritemovie it's hard for me to choose
.
I'm gonna say Revenant, cuz hefought a bear.

Toe (01:05:07):
Yeah.
I think, I think he's a better,he has a better character in
Revenant.
Hmm, so the departed.
Here's the way you look at thedeparted.
It's more of an ensemble.
Mm-hmm, oh yeah, he's lost outall that Mark Wahlberg makes the
whole movie phenomenal.
Right, I would argue him, andyou know Wolf Wall Street's
better than the departed.

D (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Toe (01:05:28):
I Can actually say about quite a few like catch me if you
can, it's probably you got ajoke, I have a joke.

D (01:05:33):
He's got a joke, let's have it.
We got a fish.
This line of question, oh yeah,sorry, um, no, that was it.
What was yours?
Uh, my favorite Hugh Jackman isUh, prestige with Logan has an
honorable mention.
Good, and Leo is.
Yeah, leo for me is Candyland.

Toe (01:05:56):
You're talking about Django , django, mm-hmm.

D (01:05:58):
Yeah, he's so good in that when he's cutting that skull.
He's cutting that skull open.
That was so good.
What was his name in that?
I Candylands, name of the place, his name, my joke on the back
of my card that Mike wrote um.
Why do fish live in saltwater,right?
Oh Key, I Know pepper makesthem sneeze.

Toe (01:06:28):
So I think, like one of the cards that I have is not
supposed to be here.
What do you know?
He is like, literally like CanI see?
Plays and calls for ShillyValley kicking.

Ryno (01:06:38):
Oh yeah, that is special teams for the high school yeah,
okay, I think that's a goodcloser point.

Toe (01:06:49):
Awesome.
I don't understand.
There's something kind of acryptic conversation here that I
don't understand, but it's likethat's a kickoff, kickoff,
that's kick return.

D (01:06:57):
I know what KO KO KR means, mokker than any of these that
you, that you want us to ask forsure.
Some of the honorables.
What is Jackie Chan's bestmovie?
Yeah, it's, I mean it's it'srush hour?
Yeah, it is a favorite musicalShift.

(01:07:20):
The worst thing ever happenedto baseball it is do you want us
to save these for anotherepisode?

Toe (01:07:25):
I think we should.

D (01:07:26):
I think we should say the ones we've not read for another
episode.

Ryno (01:07:30):
Oh.

D (01:07:31):
Mike, thanks for coming on, if you know your service
appreciated.
Yeah, yeah, that shit, you knowyou did well, I want to mention
our patrons, which is one of usyou it is.
You're still there, the money'syou give us money and then you
get favors for it.
Um, uh, micah Travis, chrisHammons, charlie West you're

(01:07:56):
welcome for the poop episodelast week and Willie Howard
that's our patrons.
We posted some exclusive shitthis week and then, um, we're
gonna post some.
We're gonna be off for theThanksgiving weekend.
We might have an episode thatwe record next week.
I don't know, we'll see, but Igot some bonus footage to give
you guys and Patron's gonna havelike the first look at it, so

(01:08:16):
I'm excited about that.
Uh, check us out on tiktok,rhinos the maestro with tiktok,
and we got some cool ones thatare on there.
Instagram Probably gonna be apicture of the Rhodes brothers.

Ryno (01:08:31):
Yeah, on.

Toe (01:08:31):
Instagram inappropriately Over screaming what you want to
talk about.

D (01:08:38):
That's, that's rude, everybody's feelings.

Ryno (01:08:41):
Oh, that's rough.

D (01:08:46):
And we're yeah, she missed the, she missed everything.
Yeah, she was on a four?
Yeah, that's right, yeah, guys,you, mike.
Thank you Did.
You have a good time?

Ryno (01:08:58):
I love it everything.

D (01:08:59):
We have a great time.
You come back and we'll finish.
We'll finish the cards rightnow.
You got anything for anybody.

Toe (01:09:04):
I'm trying to stay awake.

D (01:09:06):
Yeah, I know you're pulling through the end of it.
All right, you all.
Thanks.
I'm old.
Thanks for tuning in, rememberthey ain't nobody stopped me
from quitting your job, but youold and fat and we're all old
and fat.

Ryno (01:09:20):
Yeah, you pretend fat.

D (01:09:49):
You.