Cringe Haircuts and Fashion Flops, Spooky Movie Chatter, and a Nostalgic Tech Trip Down Memory Lane!
November 5, 2024 • 46 mins
Remember the days of dial-up internet and rotary phones? Heavy D, Monroe, Key, and Lynn take a trip down memory lane, celebrating 10,000 downloads and nearly 50 episodes of Unpaid Lunch. We kick things off with power outage stories from workplaces that range from hilarious to downright chaotic—think hospitals running on landline phones and rotary devices. As we reminisce about ancient tech like BlackBerrys, we tease upcoming guests and relish the camaraderie that makes our breaks a blast.
In a fashion faux pas fiesta, we laugh at old style choices that should've never seen the light of day. From catastrophic hair dyes to eyebrow blunders, we share tales that are as cringeworthy as they are hilarious. Horror flicks sneak into the chat, with haircuts compared to iconic film characters, and our mixed feelings on "Terrifier 3" add fuel to the fire. The chapter ends with a nod to some of the most bizarre things we've witnessed at work, delivering plenty of humor and nostalgia.
We then venture into the future, brainstorming about wireless mics and "Dirty Jobs"-style interviews. Monroe gets serious with a poignant ER story that sparks a conversation on mental health, while we dream up fresh show formats and give a nod to AI's possible rise or rebellion. Our wander into spontaneity and sports brings personal stories of parenting and playful Halloween plans into the mix. So buckle up for a ride full of laughs, insights, and a few spirited tangents that make our show a rollercoaster of fun.(All of our descriptions are done with AI, So enjoy them as much as we do)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On your break today.
Monroe might be dead, key stillwilding with the board and Lynn
stops by to shoot the shit.
Alright, time to clock out forlunch.
Welcome to Unpaid Lunch.
(00:32):
Thanks for spending your breakwith us.
I'm Heavy D, monroe's here, keyis in studio and Lens is here
too.
Oh, you got a whole chair,thank you, thank you, thank you.
We obviously got Key the boardback.
Still, key has control Of theboard again.
Yes, I'm in my happy space.
Yeah, we recorded Sean Cullerbefore this and she had all
(00:53):
different Buttons and itconfused her.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, a what and a who, and then we're not.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're still like the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And then the booing.
We're just like.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The Grinch.
Put your buttons on there.
It's a holiday, whoopie, wotty.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And then he's like, let's ring the bell.
And he pointed down at theboard and I was like I think he
wants to do the outro, but he'slike just hit the button.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Just hit the button.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, I pointed towards you and I thought you
knew.
Sorry, you were out of yourelement.
I think it's the first timeyou've done show in color.
That's okay, I don't care, Idon't care what's going on.
Uh, monroe, been good.
You've been on every.
You've been on every episode ofunpaid lunch for like six
months almost yeah, even like Idon't know, we hit, we hit.
We're a little over a year onthat, and then the 10 000
(01:39):
downloads and I think this isthe.
I think this is 49, actually 49like the number 49, not
counting the bonus episodes andshit, but we already got the
badge for 50 episodes.
But yeah, thanks everybody forsupporting us All the way
through.
It's fun.
We're having a good time.
Linz hasn't been on the show inforever and we always have the
(02:01):
best time and the mics are neveron.
We're having the best time.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Clearly that's the best time.
At times mics are never on whenwe're having the best time.
Clearly that's the best time Attimes.
It's a good thing they are noton.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I feel like if we talked, for if this is an
hour episode, it's actually a30-minute episode.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Just cutting shit that we're just rambling about.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Shouldn't have talked about anyway.
Yes, toe was going to be ontonight, but he had prior
engagement, so sorry for anybodywho retched out.
And then I told him Toe wasgoing to be on, but Toe's going
to be a regular.
He loves doing it.
I told him I'm forcing him tobe here because all the
listeners want Toe to be here,and then Rhino's healing up, so
(02:43):
as soon as he feels better he'sgonna be back too.
I'm making him.
You know, has any choice, soyou're gonna do about it is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think toe is a really good asset yeah, he is
he's great to have here.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I was excited about so we're.
I wanted to touch on the coupleweeks ago at that, like where
the power went out at work, andI always think about different
departments when you're workingsomewhere, like how work
stoppages affect you and whatyou have to do and, like I know
monroe in medical field, ifthere's like if the power
doesn't really go out in ahospital, but when it does, it's
(03:18):
wild yeah, yeah everything'snuts I've never seen it happen,
but right it could break loose,I think it happened during the
flood in Whitesburg Really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Because they had to, like emergency, evacuate
everybody from the hospital.
Yeah, because the grid was down, really so.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I think this was it the nursing home.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The nursing home.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The nursing home.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Because it actually got flooded right.
Yeah, that's what it was.
But when you're working, whenyou have a job, that's like you
don't have to do anything, likeif you work at school.
That's what I was thinkingabout.
I was thinking about you.
The power goes out at school,y'all get it made.
You're just hanging out, it'sperfect.
Not you, because you'reprobably working from home, so I
(04:03):
don't care anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I mean home.
I'm just in a room with twoother people by myself, but kids
go berserk.
So teacher wise.
It's not fun, but if you don'thave any major responsibilities,
then it's.
You're just chilling.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm an IT, so it actually sucked this time
around.
It's the first time I've everbeen affected by being like oh,
I actually have to do something.
Everybody calling in yeah itactually kind of sucks.
I actually have to do something.
It's working.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
When the power was out.
I was talking to the kids youknow about used to, when power
would go out, what we would do,you know, and the fact that
landline phones still work eventhough the power was out, and we
would call into the radiostation and request songs to be
played and use ourbattery-operated radios.
And it was just so foreign tothem they're like what's it mean
(04:59):
to request a song?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did they even know what a radio?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
was no, I mean honestly yeah the kids don't
have a clue.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love that.
You ever seen that YouTubevideo where they're talking
about or where they give thekids they'll give them so much
money if they can figure out howto dial a phone number on a
touch or a dial A rotary, therotary.
Yeah, you figure out how todial a phone number on this.
It'll give you $5,000.
Can't do it, To be fair.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Absolutely cannot.
But that is hard, it's a hardthing to do.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It is a hard thing.
Struggle with it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was very confusing .
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know what's harder Using a BlackBerry?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh my gosh, that was like the first smartphone I ever
had.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We all did little rolly ball thing couldn't deal
no, I went through like five.
They're like slide screen yeahthat one was terrible, the one
you slide over and flip up andyou flip it up and you're.
It was so small everything I wasnever had one of those.
Really, I had the blackberry.
We're a little bit older thanyou, though, so it was like you.
We caught the back end, wedidn't we?
(06:01):
The cell phone, the first cellphone, the razor.
Did you have a razor?
Yes, that was the first cellphone, the Razr.
Did you have a Razr?
Yes, that was the first one Iever had.
I could text from my pocketwith a Razr without looking at
it.
It's much easier to text onthat than it is a keyboard.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Like from your pocket , you could send SOS messages.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean, and you knew.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You knew where the buttons were.
Yeah, you knew if you were onthe 5.
Yeah, it's got the little doton it, it's got a dot.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Did you ever wear the springs out in your screen from
just like flipping it open?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Flipping it too much, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You couldn't kill those phones out though.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Buddy, I worked night shift to gas station.
I just sat there all night longflipping my phone back and
forth and playing Snake.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't think mine ever quit working, though.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
My mom still has a few, and every now and then
she'll charge them up for thekids to play with, and they
still come on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Nokia, those Nokia phones.
They're like nothing but deathtaxes and Nokia 2200s or
whatever.
It's the only things that arepermanent.
Those are lasting forever,Forever.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
They'll find those in , like 100,000 years ancient
relics of a lost civilizationyeah, it's still, it's just
flashing imagine our kids thoughusing phones today with screens
the size that we did or prepaidphone cards like you only get
300 minutes.
There's crazy stuff theycouldn't you know.
Or oh yeah, prepaid phone cardsLike you only get 300 minutes,
(07:26):
yeah, you know, like what wouldthat be like?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
There's crazy stuff.
I think about all the time.
There's crazy stuff like whentext used to cost you.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like every text, it was like a dollar yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Every text.
I think it was like they wentup over time.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And then eventually it was just free.
They were like oh you know what, everybody's just sending a
million texts.
Now We've got to do somethingabout this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
The one text didn't first become a thing here.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, stop texting me .
It's costing me so much money.
Wait until after 9 pm.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, my minutes are free.
Yep On the weekends too.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's, you know, unlimited talk, text and data.
You know, you know it's like hesaid.
It used to be after 9pm andbefore a certain time, and on
the weekends it was a differenttime and yeah none of that, no
more.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I have to tell a really funny story about old
people not knowing howtechnology works.
So I've had the discussionbefore about my dad and the
difference in netflix and theinternet and he doesn't know the
(08:30):
difference in netflix, theinternet and he doesn't like he
can't figure out.
They're the same thing.
Wi-fi and netflix are the samething.
So my aunt gets hornswoggled,hoon-dangled, hoggle-swoggled by
Gearheart because they do thisthing where they give you Now,
(08:52):
their cable is just an app.
Do you have it?
Their cable is just an app,that's all their cable is.
Their box is basically a Rokubox and it has their app on it,
which is the gearheart app, andit's just a streaming, sir.
I mean it's just like youtubetv, it's just what is the
streaming service, exactly yeahit's exactly what it is.
(09:13):
But then on the roku, you know,on the box, it has netflix and
youtube tv and like all thatstuff because you can use them
if you sign into them.
Yeah, well, they're kind ofmisleading to older people and
kind of tell them that they havethat stuff Like.
So my Aunt Edda just thinks shehas that shit Like she doesn't
know.
Oh yeah, because they don't know, because she thinks it's
(09:34):
included with her stuff and Iwas like no, that's
unfortunately it's not how itworks.
They say it's written.
They don't understand.
My mother told me that she hadto explain to them how data
worked.
Oh Lord, because they didn'tknow that.
They thought when you were out,the way that you were sending
(09:55):
messages and receiving messagesand using the internet was
you're picking up people'sWi-Fi's from, just like in their
houses and stuff.
That's what they thought wasgoing on.
They didn't know that you justhad internet and they're like
where is it at?
And mom was like what do youmean?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They're like, where does it come from?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
She's like the towers , like air Satellites.
Yes, I don't know how it works,I just know it does.
How does the radio work?
How does the microwave work?
I don't.
I just.
(10:31):
I'm surprised that people don'tknow things.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Mom's the same way.
She didn't know the differencein my fine data.
She's like well you know, Iended up just turning her data
off when she's out, because hersis unlimited.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And her and dad done the same thing and dad's bill
was like $400 over.
Oh and to find out he waswatching Andy Griffith on, or
something on, Netflix on hisphone while waiting for the kids
from school.
Oh gosh, he was using data,yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, he's like well.
I didn't know what's thedifference.
It's like well.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, you know, they didn't grow up with that and
don't understand it.
You know it is a hard thing tounderstand.
Actually my sister, 42 yearsold, and she cannot understand
it either.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
She's just like them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That scared me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It did me too that flash got me.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Well, I just want kids tounderstand the struggle that we
went through, everything thatthey do.
It sounds so old, it soundslike the most old man Statement
ever, but like I want you toknow, for granted you take
(11:48):
watching a video.
Like how long it took for me Towatch a video, the work I had
to do it would have to load for45 minutes Before you could ever
start to watch it.
God forbid.
I wanted to find a place To seea naked woman on the internet.
Okay, and that was a real hardthing to do.
Okay, because there's pop-upsand you know, and you got to
(12:09):
find somebody to blame it on.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And it's dial-up.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah and there's dial-up.
Yeah and there's dial-up, andif somebody calls it's going to
kick you off.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, and you're halfway through and the phone
rings.
You're halfway through and yourAunt Martha's on the line and
you've got to answer it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey Aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Martha, get me off the phone.
You download all of it and it'sjust Lion King.
So then you've just got towatch Lion King.
But so then you just gottawatch Lion King.
But that's what I was gonna sayis now we're better equipped,
though, because now thatPornhub's gone, rip no.
(12:46):
I don't know if that applies,I'm just saying, now that it's
gone, um, you know, I'm back tousing LimeWire pirated, pirated
downloads.
Now that it's gone, you know,I'm back to using LimeWire
Pirated downloads.
I'm not really, I'm just kidding, what website do you use?
I just Google it now.
Okay, like I just Google it,and whichever one you can use,
(13:08):
we'll just let you get in.
Yeah, so it's really probablyjust best to just Google stuff,
you're right?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Anyway, it's just you picked the top two or three.
It's going to get through it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
She knows what's up.
That's the only.
It's funny.
I don't care about thegovernment anymore at all.
I don't care about God.
Jesus, I can't believe it'sstill doing that.
I've W-40'd it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You what W-40'd it?
W-40'd it.
Okay, w-40'd it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, sure, hey, yeah , y'all the ones to correct me.
Sure, y'all straight, ain't you?
Look at you?
What are you looking at me likethat for?
And I just caught you, just gotcaught up in it.
That was funny.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I knew I could feel it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Did you get that vape ?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What vape?
I don't have a vape.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'll cut this, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Not from her.
It's funny.
Addictive friend, addictivepersonality friend.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
How much stuff I tell Keisha I'm going to cut in
episodes.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And you just not cut them.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's really just.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Really needs to be a sound on the board at this point
?
What?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to add it right now,like Jesus.
I'm going to add it right now.
Jesus, we went off the railshere.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We went off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We are off the track for sure, See Toe keeps us in
order.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What are the Lady Gaga lyrics?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What are the Lady Gaga lyrics?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't know those, I don't know what you're saying.
So whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So I have a question Do it as far as the cards are
concerned.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh, you're going to get a card.
I was getting ready to get to acard.
That's where I was going.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was actually reading through them.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Monroe's reading through them.
Do you just want to pick arandom one?
Monroe just wants to readthrough them.
I think Just pick a card offthe table.
We're going to do a tow card.
Who do you want to read it?
You want to read it.
You want somebody to read it?
You want to read it, kay, I'llread it.
Okay, read it.
Toe card.
Have you done one of these?
(15:41):
You've not done one of these,lins, uh-uh.
Yeah, toe brought these thethird time he was on.
Second or third time he was on.
He brought a bunch of thesecards.
He brought a bunch of thesecards and they're just different
questions for us to go over orthings to talk about.
You got one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, I think we've got both of these, though.
Oh, we have done them yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's do, it's okay.
There's one here.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Okay, got one, yep.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What fashion choice have you made that you now
regret?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh I wonder if that's going to be a permanent fashion
choice like getting quit yourjob tattooed on your body.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, mine would have been the first time I
decided to go blind, and thelady that done it had no idea
what she was doing.
So my hair looked copper and itfelt so stringy oh it was awful
.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You burned it up, nice, I would have to say
over-plucking the eyebrows,because I have none now.
They're just gone.
They're gone, they're gone.
I have to put them on thereevery day.
I really wish I had never donethat.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So they just don't grow back and you keep plugging
and plugging.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well, I mean, you know, back in the day when we
were teenagers, that was thetrend to have basically no
eyebrows, no eyebrows at all.
Yeah, and that I do notunderstand.
But now, as an adult, I stilldon't have any, because we pluck
them so much that they justYou're really good at painting
them.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's become an art now, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Clay's overexcited about the Vikings.
He is.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
The lady that done mine jacked them up, yeah, and
you can still see how off thetattoos are.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
They're terrible.
I got mine done during COVIDtattooed on and now, obviously
they need to be redone.
Well, maybe we'll have anotherpandemic.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Maybe, who knows, it could happen anytime.
It could.
Monroe, I'm just going to goahead and assume that you don't
have any fashion choices youregret.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Not really, no, no.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think your wardrobe's been the same the
whole time I've known you.
Yes, it has that, you've beenwearing that sweatshirt for 10
years.
Yes, like as a child likehaircuts.
No did you ever have like abowl?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
cut.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I think you probably wore that hat this whole life
true yeah uh, I have so many.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
When I was little, I had a rat tail oh shit that's
gotta be it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's where we're at .
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I had that one coming .
It was long you give offfucking rat tail vibes he does
Like I can see him as a littlekid, your daddy loved that shit.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, he's like you're my boy rat tail.
He loved that shit.
That's nice.
Yeah, I had all that shit.
There's a really, really badpicture of me as a grown man
with a bowl cut.
It's, it exists, you do know.
Yeah, it exists somewhere and Imake like I look like a fucking
cartoon character I'm tellingyou it is the goofiest fucking
(18:45):
picture, like if I wanted it tobe you.
Honestly, I think it's me and mybrother.
Uh, I think it's me and mybrother and he's like pinching
my nipple or something.
So I'm making like a.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is it like a Dumb and Dumber haircut?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, it's exactly I fucking look just like Fat Harry
is who I look like.
That's what my hair is.
It was the worst haircut andthat's why my hair is long is
because I never had a goodhaircut.
Every time you get somebody tocut your hair off they don't
know what Because I'm like Idon't really want it real long,
but I don't want it short.
(19:19):
I don't want a short haircutand they're like okay, I know
right what you want.
And it's gone and I'm fuckinglike well, you didn't know what
I wanted, because now I looklike the kid from child's play,
not child's play Hold.
Not Child's Play.
Hold on Little Red-Headed Kid.
That's really mean, andy,dennis no.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
It is something with a child in the name.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I can't think of that movie, little Red-Headed
Kid.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It is Child's Play, isn't it?
Yeah, it is Child's Play,that's Chucky, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's Chucky.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I know the movie.
You know exactly what I'mtalking about.
There's like three of thembecause he's like he gets
adopted or something.
Yeah, he gets adopted and he'sreally mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
the Omen, no, no, that's thisguy goes straight to horror
movies this is like from the 80sit is yeah, early 90s.
Yeah, he gets.
He gets lost in horror moviesyeah big horror guy we I
Speaker 3 (20:11):
have not seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We've seen Terrifier we've seen Terrifier 3 yeah, I
did a couple weeks ago did youwatch it?
Did you hate it?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I hated it.
The second one was much better,I think, the third one.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was just it's hard to follow it's just dumb to me
really, I really the storylinewas bad what I really love about
those movies is I think theclown, I think the clown, I
think the dude is so funny.
I think he is hilarious.
The shit where Him with thesecond one, this fucking scene
that you know somebody's gonnadie Surprise.
(20:44):
But when he walks in maybe itwas the second one that I was
watching when he walks in andthe girl's dead in the bed and
the mom starts screaming andcrying and he's giving boo-hoo
face like like fake, crying likeoh and like points at her and
like starts laughing.
God, he's so funny.
Problem child.
That's fucking it.
(21:05):
There it is.
We ain't crazy.
Those movies rock.
You ever seen those?
a long time ago yeah, yeah,those are good.
That haircut I had that.
Yeah, goofy ass shit also.
Do you remember I had libertyspikes in high school?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
remember had purple spiked hair yes, that sucked, it
was super expensive.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You did, you had purple spot it was expensive to
get the color and it wasexpensive to use the glue oh, I
used to have like blonde righthere in my on.
The front, yeah, yeah fucking,yeah, Fucking you wore.
Did you have American Eaglepolos?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, hot's hot, I'd fuck you.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, I definitely have sex with an 18-year-old
Monroe.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Okay, I got a joke for y'all.
Okay, y'all ready.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Tell me.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What did the Pacific say to the Atlantic?
What Pacific say?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
to the Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
What I have no idea, please tell me, please tell me
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
They just waved Will you play the outro music.
Thank you, tom.
We'll catch y'all next week.
We're out, let's have a goodone.
We have to cue a commercial andcome back with a new producer.
Was that one of Mike's jokes?
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I'm going to tell him that didn't land.
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You would.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh shit, oh shit At any work.
I was just thinking about howmuch gross stuff happened at
Double Quick, and that has to bejust the stuff that happens in
the parking lot, the stuff thathappens in the bathrooms there.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh, I can just imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah it's pretty gross Car wash.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Ew Stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I've seen at the car wash, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like connected to the gas station.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
What do you mean?
Like?
Where were you at that?
You seen it?
The car wash.
Oh yeah, like connected to thegas station.
What do you mean?
Like?
Where were you at that?
You seen it?
Neon, you were like in the carwash.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like pulled up to go through the car wash.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
yes, oh, and you were just white.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Watching people who are creepy black.
You know what.
I don't know what your plansare here.
I don't know what your plansare here.
I don't know what's going on.
So, listen, what should we dofor the 50th episode?
We really need to ask.
People really need to tell us,because we're going to be two
weeks till we record again.
Within two weeks, we have twoguests lined up, so I think
(23:34):
we'll probably do either twoepisodes that week or I've been
making a lot of false promiseslately just because, so you know
, we're set up to do mobile.
I'd kind of like to get somemobile mics, like I've got the
whole setup that we can takethese with us, but it's a lot of
gear and you can get wirelessmics that work with the system.
(23:56):
I'd kind of like to do that, toget wireless mics and we could
do on-location stuff.
We've been talking aboutwanting to do that, to get
wireless mics and we could do onlocation stuff.
We've been talking aboutwanting to do that in a while,
like Dirty Jobs style.
Oh yeah, like actually.
Oh, that would be fun.
Yeah, actually go likeinterview people on site.
I just think that'd be fuckingawesome.
Oh yeah, we just run in andinterview people.
Do a click.
That would be really cool, itwould be awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Everybody at McDonald's will tell you oh yeah
, they'd all work for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I actually have rapport with drive-thru workers
everywhere in Norton.
I know all the people in allthe drive-thrus in Norton.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
And they're always disgruntled, so they're ready to
they're not disgruntled with me, though.
They're like your car smellsreal good.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, that's why I get along with them all my lunch
breaks an hour.
Um, I had somebody quote to methe the.
Oh, it was um, danny, the thing.
Danny, danny last night waslike boss makes a dollar.
(24:57):
He did, yeah, I make a dime.
And I was like hey, do you know?
Do you know who you're talkingto?
I say that all the time.
I only poop on company time.
There's no reason why would Ipoop on company time if I can
get paid for it?
If I have to poop in themornings, I try to hold it,
because if I can just wait 45minutes, I can get paid for it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'm just saying I'm just saying, literally never
thought about it like that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, if you can just hold it and get to work, you
can get paid to poop.
That's solid, really good, andyou can poop with other people
Because there's a bunch ofstalls Always full.
It wouldn't be an Unpaid Lunchepisode if we didn't talk about
a little bit of poop.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're correct.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, so there's.
I think that happens.
It has to be poop.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Frequently you know what.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's just a part of life.
Life, poop, death.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Basically.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That just explains everything.
Actually Super depressing yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Thanks, Monroe.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work,
monroe?
God, yeah, you get fired.
I don't know who I am.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work,
Monroe?
God, yeah, you get fired.
They don't know who I am.
All right To be fair.
This is not the thing thatwould get you fired.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
There's multiple other things that would get you
fired.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So just say it.
Probably, when I was working inthe ER and a guy came in with
his trauma and he shot himselfyeah, right through the bottom
of the chin.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh delicious.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I bet that was nasty.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, not being able to kill yourself is an extra
level of.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Torture.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, it's a whole new level.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's like you thought you were a failure before.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
But you have leveled up now.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Wait till you're really depressed later and
you're like I couldn't even killmyself.
I couldn't do nothing right, Ican't even do that.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Impression's real it is.
I wish I had that phone numberto put in here.
I might just put the Logic songin right here.
They changed the number, theychanged the phone number and
like Logic was like well shit,and he's got that song with the
(27:02):
like.
The title of that song is thesuicide.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I mean make that make sense that they changed the
number Please.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I think it's like a text line now, I think you dial
the number and they call you orsomething.
I don't know what it is,doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Makes no sense to me, were you here for Super.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Show.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I feel like she was, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I was Bro, fucking everybody was here, jesus.
That's why it was like the 50thepisode.
We need to do something, notthat, but not that.
Again, I don't know what we'regoing to do, but we're not going
to do that.
I thought we could do like.
That's why I kind of want towait a couple weeks.
I do.
(27:43):
I want people's opinions too,like just small interviews with
everybody, instead of doing likeeverybody here, yeah, like just
have people in.
I'll record some interviewsthroughout the week.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, yeah, just a little small with yeah, with
other people.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, I think that'd be really good I'd do something
you could do like a mash-up ofthe interviews and like, yeah,
have a just a clip of like aquestion from each one that you
play, yeah, at the beginning ofthe show and I'm gonna put some
pretty cool content on patreonfor just the people who've stuck
with us.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Uh, like there's, I have a ton of backlog of stuff
that was cut.
That like that, we cut thatlike just unreleased shit.
That's not like sensitive stuff, but it's just stuff that we
were.
Oh yeah, mostly the pre-showstuff.
You know we'll record for 10minutes before we actually like
cut the show, so like mostlythat shit.
(28:28):
And that shit's funny sometimesbecause we're just hanging out
and talking about nothing, butsometimes it has people's names
in it.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So after a rata.
Those cuts.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
But luckily we have.
Ai Rhino told me today thatthis is the year that Skynet was
supposed to take over.
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
that Really?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Ironic since Was it 2024?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Ironic, since Google just announced that their new
software was built almostexclusively by AI.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah.
Not to quote iRobot, but I meanthey're like an iRobot yeah,
yeah, he's doing iRobot but Imean Elon's like an iRobot yeah,
yeah, he's doing iRobot shit.
Does that not freak you all out?
I think we'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think we'll be dead before it matters.
Our kids probably won't, but Ithink we will.
I think that's going to takeabout 20 or 30 years for it to
actually affect people andespecially here.
It actually probably won't everaffect people here it may not.
I heard that the reason they'reredoing all the roads like
Norton, you know, all the roadsare getting stripped and redone
(29:28):
and relined I heard it's becausethey're going to start passing
federal regulations becausesmart cars can't drive on our
roads.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Because there's no lines, so they can't drive on
our roads.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Because there's no lines, so they can't pick up the
lines, that's why even thehaulers now are lined White
lines on both sides, no yellowline.
So the cars are trained to staynext to the white lines.
That's how they track.
White lines is how they track.
That's good, I guess.
I mean that's how they track.
It's white lines, it's how theytrack, so that's good, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I mean that's a good thing yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
We get roads that are real.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, oh yeah, on my way up here, because I haven't
been up here in a little while,I was like oh my God, I can
drive.
Look.
I was like the road is fixed isamazing.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I actually think that might have just been because
everybody complained so much.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, it is, but pay attention to how long lines
actually last.
You know what I mean.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're right.
Especially here.
They fall off.
The road falls off usually.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's true.
To have a vehicle to operate inthat fashion or that manner
around here?
I don't think it's just.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's why I said it's going to be years and years
before they can do anythinghere.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Well now my mom.
She doesn't have a smart car,but her car has cameras.
She has like 20 cameras allaround her car and if she drives
too far, close to one of thelines.
It actually jerks her car backover into the Brianna's?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
does that?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm like, oh, I can't Lane assist.
Yeah, it weirds me out therental I had.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Turn that shit off real fast yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
From when the one I have was messing up the first
time or whatever.
I was driving it home fromPikeville and went to you know,
just get over in the other lane.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
And I had signaled and because I went jerk me back
over and it jerked you back over.
It jerked me back.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I was like whoa.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That should have got you killed too.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yes, I realized what it was.
Yeah, you know, and I was goingfrom the house.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Something's in your tire.
It feels like.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
To making pothole and it jerked me back over.
I was able to jerk back.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
It does do that, my mom's car.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Scott Got lost in it.
Can't keep you guys straight.
I was totally being straightyou remember, trying to be good,
you're hanging out with a bunchof bad influences.
I know the worst influences,even Monroe.
(32:11):
He's the quietest bad influenceever, it's true.
You ask Monroe if you should dosomething, he says fuck it, do
it.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Do it and I'm over here like don't.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Have you ever heard him say don't do it?
He's like fuck it, just go.
Never heard him say no toanything.
I asked him.
I was like Mario, you want togo to Illinois?
And he's like and we'll go downthere and hang out somewhere
new, let's go.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know that.
I've actually heard him sayyeah, it's just like okay yeah
he yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
He never says yeah, yeah, he's good, yeah, he's good
to go all the time.
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Monroe is infinitely dtf like that's what he is all
the time.
Let's just go.
Yeah, you're done I'm downespecially, even if he works.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Actually, if he works the night before he's more down
to do whatever the next day,because I won.
He works the night before, he'smore down to do whatever the
next day.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Because I won't have to wake up.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, he's more down to do all this shit.
The next day he's like, yeah,can we just drive Like when we
do the Nashville trips.
He just sleeps the first.
Yeah, like sleep.
Oh, my God, the Vikings-Coltsfor context, the Vikings-Colts
game's on and I'm a Colts fanand Clay's a Vikings fan and
(33:27):
Clay's watching it and he'sgoing to talk so much crap.
If they win, they're going towin and he's going to talk so
much crap.
And I've told him they weregoing to win.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I've not watched much football this year.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, you haven't.
I haven't.
I tried to talk to you about itand you have no idea what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I haven't watched a single game.
I know I'm so disappointed inmyself.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You watch more high school football than I have,
though.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of high school football.
I watched a lot this year.
I'm going to miss it when it'sover, though.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, this year You'll be caught up in other
stuff.
It's fun.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, the end of one thing just starts another.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
If not, you're welcome to join me.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's what I was going to say I'm begging you all
, send me these children'sschedules, so I will have
something to do, because my sondoes not want to do anything,
yeah, but he definitely loves tocome to those games.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He likes to mingle.
We love it and he likes to hangout.
Yeah, he's a mingler, he is.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He's real quiet, but he's such a social butterfly
that it cracks me up Becausehe's like real yeah, but he
Hanging out with people and notsaying anything yeah, my girl
does that.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
He's just All the time though.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But he'll be like hey , can you take me here and drop
me off at this game?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm like okay want to say anything.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Mine are opposite.
They don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah, I'm not going to go to the football game?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
They don't want to go anywhere Friday night.
No, I don't want to go, clay,don't really want to go anywhere
.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
But, to be fair, like basketball and baseball are
life and so when he does haveany kind of downtime, he just
wants to be home.
Yeah, I understand that thisfeels like a mom episode.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We gotta redo those.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yes, well, so was.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I Never your minds.
It's hard to get y'all's mindsout of the gutter.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That's not necessarily true.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
They can come out, they just go right back in.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Calm down, it's not dirty all the time.
Oh yeah, so this is recordingthis episode, the 3rd of
November, which.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
What the fuck you said every time you said um to
beep you.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh, that's fair, Got me.
I'm pretty sure you missed ahundred of them.
You got that one though.
Yeah, congratulations, you gotone.
Forty minutes into recording,she beeped me for saying, um,
not specifically, no upset, andthen, um, you're fired.
(36:01):
What was I talking about?
You caught me.
Don't ask me I ain't I'm askingthe person that's supposed to
be keeping up with me what I'mdoing?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Well, she can't At this time, she cannot.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I really need toe.
All right, I really need toe,all right.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not really Halloween,that's what I was talking about.
We wanted to do a Halloweenepisode, but it didn't work
because Halloween was so weirdthis year.
Very, we could do a spookyepisode, but now I'm not going
to do that anymore, Shout outTyler, yeah, I know that was the
(36:44):
plan.
That would have been awesome tohave him on for a Terrifier shit
, for him to just do somegruesome stuff for Halloween.
But we didn't and instead we'rejust going to eat candy for
breakfast, lunch and dinner forthe next three weeks.
Just going to eat chocolatebecause for some reason we have
so much candy.
You've ate four pieces of candysince you've been here just
chocolate.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I know, and I've only eaten one piece since Halloween
and I'm going to come up hereand I know yeah.
Me and Clay was fighting overcandy in there a while ago.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That be happening?
Yeah, that happens around here.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Speaking of Tyler, I think something that would be
cool for Unpaid would be if once, maybe a month, or once every
so often we could go live andvideo the show.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, um, we've been planning to do that.
Uh, things kind of um, yeah,we've been planning to do that.
Also gonna get, we're gonna getmailbag started back.
So after the holidayseverything will be weekly again,
but we've got to get peoplesending in emails and even get
(37:50):
calls.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, I loved when you did the mailbag thing.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, we need more mailbag.
I don't know I can get more.
We just need to get people toemail them in and go comment on
the YouTube videos, becauseYouTube videos, we need to make
sure everybody knows.
This is your alert to go andcomment with a story and we'll
(38:15):
use it on the air and won't giveyou credit because we don't
read your name.
That's what we do every time.
Yep, hey, hustlers, justcutting in to say we don't read
your name.
That's what we do every time.
Yep, hey, hustlers, justcutting in to say we want to
hear from you.
Send us an email with a failthat's happened to you at work
recently.
Each week we're going to pullone fail email and read it on
the episode.
Try to keep them short so wegot some time to make fun of you
.
The email is unpaidlunch atgmailcom.
(38:36):
That's unpaidlunch at gmailcom.
All right, Back to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Love those.
Those are my favorite.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
And hopefully Ryan will be back after the holidays.
We've already said that.
And what do you got your fingeron that button for?
I know Whatever you're going todo, I've seen it.
I said what button was it?
Just press it.
You thought I was going to sayoh, didn't you Did I say why
didn't you press?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
it Because I missed it, so I was waiting for the
next one.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you think I'm going to say it again?
No, I said it.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It does work, though, but now, instead, there's just
silent spots, because now I'mafraid to say it.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That was perfect.
That's ridiculous.
I'm putting a commercial righthere.
Not anybody hear it.
Commercial ideas People need tosend those in too.
(39:49):
I can't work here anymore,really.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Really.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Know why you wanted the board back now and get lost
in it.
God thanks, thanks for all thehard work.
Thanks, munro, for being here.
Hello, munro's here.
Did you know, linz, thatMunro's here?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
well, I thought I seen him a while ago, but I
wasn't sure.
Okay, I just got back.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I can't say none anymore because I'm super afraid
.
To when do you go back to workTomorrow night?
You go back tomorrow night.
I don't know how you end up onevery episode of Unpaid Lunch.
I'm paying lunch and you workall the damn time, right, and
then we've done the.
You've just done the extra lifeevent for the kiddos.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
It was all right 24 hours of gaming.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, we had a good time last night.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, I didn't go a whole time like I do usually.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah well, you're old , You're getting older.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I didn't want to spend that much time either.
When we did that, well, we didit and we were there like from
beginning to end playing videogames and like destroying
everything.
Now we're old.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I was there like three hours.
I was like no, I'm good, I'mgoing to go home, can't do that
shit.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I came straight home and got in bed.
That's what we're going to donow because it's late.
So I guess the next show thisshow will come out the week of
11-3.
And then we'll record again ina couple weeks and hopefully
we'll have a couple more guestsfor everybody lined up.
Um, make sure you follow us onuh, youtube.
(41:30):
We're on youtube.
I don't know if you know thatnobody pays attention to that,
but go follow us there.
Get some exclusive stuff there.
Patreon really importantSupports the show.
Pays for our publishing.
Give us a cancel.
That was okay, thanks to ourpatrons, the paid that have been
(41:52):
here since the beginning Coreyand Blair and Micah and Chris
Hammons.
And then you know, toe, he onlydoes it so he can come on the
show a whole bunch of times.
Toe, that's why he does it.
Yeah, unpaid Toe.
Oh, we're going to just havethe whole second half of the
season is going to be unpaid Toe.
Bleep me for saying uh one moretime.
There we go.
(42:16):
There it is again.
Found it one more time.
Check us out Again.
Spotify, youtube, tiktok,twitter.
Is that X?
X?
Facebook, instagram, everything.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
All the socials.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Anybody got anything else?
No, remember y'all.
(43:20):
Ain't nobody stopping you fromquitting your job, but you.
I did my part, let me tell youabout today.
Tell us.
So it's Clay's football banquetand I don't know if you know or
not, but I'm kind of an enemyof the coaches, oh yes, you have
told me, yeah, you've lost acouple times.
You know I'm in my villain era.
Yes, you definitely are, but soI was trying to debate whether
(43:44):
I actually wanted to go to thebanquet or not, but I had to go
for Clay.
You had to yeah and I sat at thefront next to the coaches with
Mike oh my God, and just talkedshit the whole time.
I love it with Mike and justtalk shit the whole time, I love
it.
And Ryan Rhino and his wifewere sitting with us and she was
so and she was like.
(44:05):
She was like I'm going to makeyou leave.
She was like you have to.
You have to go.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was making her nervous I was.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
She was so uncomfortable I was like sorry
this was and she was like thatwas and she was like that was,
that was.
So I can't believe you werelike that and I was like that
was mild.
I was just playing with themLike I wasn't even serious.
I was just playing, I was goingto be it.
If you thought I was serious,like when I get serious, that's
like this is funny.
But yeah, that was fun though.
(44:32):
I got to do that today.
I got to be a menace today, Iknow you just enjoyed that I did
.
I was thinking I wasn't going togo and then I was like you know
what would be really fun?
To go and sit up front.
That's what I really want to do.
Yeah, I had to sit away fromBrianna and I didn't look at her
either.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
She did that in basketball, too this year.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You know what I think ?
We're going to crush everybodyin basketball, so I'm not even
winning solves everything, justcrush everybody.
And who cares?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It really does.
In the end it says everything.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
We're just going to crush everybody.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I really hope they do .
Speaker 1 (45:06):
We should do it in football.
That's why I was mad.
Yeah, they're really good.
He's probably going to playprofessional basketball and that
kid plays nuts.
He's crazy.
Anyway, cut a bunch of minors'names on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
No one really knows who it is.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
No, nobody knows what's going on.
I'm just kidding.
I don't cut anybody's name.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I don't know who we're talking about anyway, I
know, we don't care.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
My note's barely here , oh, something I haven't done
yet.
You know, sometimes I forget ifI do an intro or not.
I didn't did I.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You did not.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Been doing that lately.
You know what throws me off Nothaving the board.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, too bad, I don't look at the.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I don't look at it yeah.
On your break today.
Monroe might be dead, key stillwilding with the board and Lynn
stops by to shoot the shit.
Alright, time to clock out forlunch.
Welcome to Unpaid Lunch.
(00:32):
Thanks for spending your breakwith us.
I'm Heavy D, monroe's here, keyis in studio and Lens is here
too.
Oh, you got a whole chair,thank you, thank you, thank you.
We obviously got Key the boardback.
Still, key has control Of theboard again.
Yes, I'm in my happy space.
Yeah, we recorded Sean Cullerbefore this and she had all
(00:53):
different Buttons and itconfused her.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, a what and a who, and then we're not.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're still like the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And then the booing.
We're just like.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The Grinch.
Put your buttons on there.
It's a holiday, whoopie, wotty.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And then he's like, let's ring the bell.
And he pointed down at theboard and I was like I think he
wants to do the outro, but he'slike just hit the button.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Just hit the button.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, I pointed towards you and I thought you
knew.
Sorry, you were out of yourelement.
I think it's the first timeyou've done show in color.
That's okay, I don't care, Idon't care what's going on.
Uh, monroe, been good.
You've been on every.
You've been on every episode ofunpaid lunch for like six
months almost yeah, even like Idon't know, we hit, we hit.
We're a little over a year onthat, and then the 10 000
(01:39):
downloads and I think this isthe.
I think this is 49, actually 49like the number 49, not
counting the bonus episodes andshit, but we already got the
badge for 50 episodes.
But yeah, thanks everybody forsupporting us All the way
through.
It's fun.
We're having a good time.
Linz hasn't been on the show inforever and we always have the
(02:01):
best time and the mics are neveron.
We're having the best time.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Clearly that's the best time.
At times mics are never on whenwe're having the best time.
Clearly that's the best time Attimes.
It's a good thing they are noton.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I feel like if we talked, for if this is an
hour episode, it's actually a30-minute episode.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Just cutting shit that we're just rambling about.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Shouldn't have talked about anyway.
Yes, toe was going to be ontonight, but he had prior
engagement, so sorry for anybodywho retched out.
And then I told him Toe wasgoing to be on, but Toe's going
to be a regular.
He loves doing it.
I told him I'm forcing him tobe here because all the
listeners want Toe to be here,and then Rhino's healing up, so
(02:43):
as soon as he feels better he'sgonna be back too.
I'm making him.
You know, has any choice, soyou're gonna do about it is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think toe is a really good asset yeah, he is
he's great to have here.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I was excited about so we're.
I wanted to touch on the coupleweeks ago at that, like where
the power went out at work, andI always think about different
departments when you're workingsomewhere, like how work
stoppages affect you and whatyou have to do and, like I know
monroe in medical field, ifthere's like if the power
doesn't really go out in ahospital, but when it does, it's
(03:18):
wild yeah, yeah everything'snuts I've never seen it happen,
but right it could break loose,I think it happened during the
flood in Whitesburg Really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Because they had to, like emergency, evacuate
everybody from the hospital.
Yeah, because the grid was down, really so.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I think this was it the nursing home.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The nursing home.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The nursing home.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Because it actually got flooded right.
Yeah, that's what it was.
But when you're working, whenyou have a job, that's like you
don't have to do anything, likeif you work at school.
That's what I was thinkingabout.
I was thinking about you.
The power goes out at school,y'all get it made.
You're just hanging out, it'sperfect.
Not you, because you'reprobably working from home, so I
(04:03):
don't care anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I mean home.
I'm just in a room with twoother people by myself, but kids
go berserk.
So teacher wise.
It's not fun, but if you don'thave any major responsibilities,
then it's.
You're just chilling.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm an IT, so it actually sucked this time
around.
It's the first time I've everbeen affected by being like oh,
I actually have to do something.
Everybody calling in yeah itactually kind of sucks.
I actually have to do something.
It's working.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
When the power was out.
I was talking to the kids youknow about used to, when power
would go out, what we would do,you know, and the fact that
landline phones still work eventhough the power was out, and we
would call into the radiostation and request songs to be
played and use ourbattery-operated radios.
And it was just so foreign tothem they're like what's it mean
(04:59):
to request a song?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did they even know what a radio?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
was no, I mean honestly yeah the kids don't
have a clue.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love that.
You ever seen that YouTubevideo where they're talking
about or where they give thekids they'll give them so much
money if they can figure out howto dial a phone number on a
touch or a dial A rotary, therotary.
Yeah, you figure out how todial a phone number on this.
It'll give you $5,000.
Can't do it, To be fair.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Absolutely cannot.
But that is hard, it's a hardthing to do.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It is a hard thing.
Struggle with it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was very confusing .
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know what's harder Using a BlackBerry?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh my gosh, that was like the first smartphone I ever
had.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We all did little rolly ball thing couldn't deal
no, I went through like five.
They're like slide screen yeahthat one was terrible, the one
you slide over and flip up andyou flip it up and you're.
It was so small everything I wasnever had one of those.
Really, I had the blackberry.
We're a little bit older thanyou, though, so it was like you.
We caught the back end, wedidn't we?
(06:01):
The cell phone, the first cellphone, the razor.
Did you have a razor?
Yes, that was the first cellphone, the Razr.
Did you have a Razr?
Yes, that was the first one Iever had.
I could text from my pocketwith a Razr without looking at
it.
It's much easier to text onthat than it is a keyboard.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Like from your pocket , you could send SOS messages.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean, and you knew.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You knew where the buttons were.
Yeah, you knew if you were onthe 5.
Yeah, it's got the little doton it, it's got a dot.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Did you ever wear the springs out in your screen from
just like flipping it open?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Flipping it too much, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You couldn't kill those phones out though.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Buddy, I worked night shift to gas station.
I just sat there all night longflipping my phone back and
forth and playing Snake.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't think mine ever quit working, though.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
My mom still has a few, and every now and then
she'll charge them up for thekids to play with, and they
still come on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Nokia, those Nokia phones.
They're like nothing but deathtaxes and Nokia 2200s or
whatever.
It's the only things that arepermanent.
Those are lasting forever,Forever.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
They'll find those in , like 100,000 years ancient
relics of a lost civilizationyeah, it's still, it's just
flashing imagine our kids thoughusing phones today with screens
the size that we did or prepaidphone cards like you only get
300 minutes.
There's crazy stuff theycouldn't you know.
Or oh yeah, prepaid phone cardsLike you only get 300 minutes,
(07:26):
yeah, you know, like what wouldthat be like?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
There's crazy stuff.
I think about all the time.
There's crazy stuff like whentext used to cost you.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like every text, it was like a dollar yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Every text.
I think it was like they wentup over time.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And then eventually it was just free.
They were like oh you know what, everybody's just sending a
million texts.
Now We've got to do somethingabout this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
The one text didn't first become a thing here.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, stop texting me .
It's costing me so much money.
Wait until after 9 pm.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, my minutes are free.
Yep On the weekends too.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's, you know, unlimited talk, text and data.
You know, you know it's like hesaid.
It used to be after 9pm andbefore a certain time, and on
the weekends it was a differenttime and yeah none of that, no
more.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I have to tell a really funny story about old
people not knowing howtechnology works.
So I've had the discussionbefore about my dad and the
difference in netflix and theinternet and he doesn't know the
(08:30):
difference in netflix, theinternet and he doesn't like he
can't figure out.
They're the same thing.
Wi-fi and netflix are the samething.
So my aunt gets hornswoggled,hoon-dangled, hoggle-swoggled by
Gearheart because they do thisthing where they give you Now,
(08:52):
their cable is just an app.
Do you have it?
Their cable is just an app,that's all their cable is.
Their box is basically a Rokubox and it has their app on it,
which is the gearheart app, andit's just a streaming, sir.
I mean it's just like youtubetv, it's just what is the
streaming service, exactly yeahit's exactly what it is.
(09:13):
But then on the roku, you know,on the box, it has netflix and
youtube tv and like all thatstuff because you can use them
if you sign into them.
Yeah, well, they're kind ofmisleading to older people and
kind of tell them that they havethat stuff Like.
So my Aunt Edda just thinks shehas that shit Like she doesn't
know.
Oh yeah, because they don't know, because she thinks it's
(09:34):
included with her stuff and Iwas like no, that's
unfortunately it's not how itworks.
They say it's written.
They don't understand.
My mother told me that she hadto explain to them how data
worked.
Oh Lord, because they didn'tknow that.
They thought when you were out,the way that you were sending
(09:55):
messages and receiving messagesand using the internet was
you're picking up people'sWi-Fi's from, just like in their
houses and stuff.
That's what they thought wasgoing on.
They didn't know that you justhad internet and they're like
where is it at?
And mom was like what do youmean?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They're like, where does it come from?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
She's like the towers , like air Satellites.
Yes, I don't know how it works,I just know it does.
How does the radio work?
How does the microwave work?
I don't.
I just.
(10:31):
I'm surprised that people don'tknow things.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Mom's the same way.
She didn't know the differencein my fine data.
She's like well you know, Iended up just turning her data
off when she's out, because hersis unlimited.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And her and dad done the same thing and dad's bill
was like $400 over.
Oh and to find out he waswatching Andy Griffith on, or
something on, Netflix on hisphone while waiting for the kids
from school.
Oh gosh, he was using data,yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, he's like well.
I didn't know what's thedifference.
It's like well.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, you know, they didn't grow up with that and
don't understand it.
You know it is a hard thing tounderstand.
Actually my sister, 42 yearsold, and she cannot understand
it either.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
She's just like them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That scared me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It did me too that flash got me.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Well, I just want kids tounderstand the struggle that we
went through, everything thatthey do.
It sounds so old, it soundslike the most old man Statement
ever, but like I want you toknow, for granted you take
(11:48):
watching a video.
Like how long it took for me Towatch a video, the work I had
to do it would have to load for45 minutes Before you could ever
start to watch it.
God forbid.
I wanted to find a place To seea naked woman on the internet.
Okay, and that was a real hardthing to do.
Okay, because there's pop-upsand you know, and you got to
(12:09):
find somebody to blame it on.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And it's dial-up.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah and there's dial-up.
Yeah and there's dial-up, andif somebody calls it's going to
kick you off.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, and you're halfway through and the phone
rings.
You're halfway through and yourAunt Martha's on the line and
you've got to answer it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey Aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Martha, get me off the phone.
You download all of it and it'sjust Lion King.
So then you've just got towatch Lion King.
But so then you just gottawatch Lion King.
But that's what I was gonna sayis now we're better equipped,
though, because now thatPornhub's gone, rip no.
(12:46):
I don't know if that applies,I'm just saying, now that it's
gone, um, you know, I'm back tousing LimeWire pirated, pirated
downloads.
Now that it's gone, you know,I'm back to using LimeWire
Pirated downloads.
I'm not really, I'm just kidding, what website do you use?
I just Google it now.
Okay, like I just Google it,and whichever one you can use,
(13:08):
we'll just let you get in.
Yeah, so it's really probablyjust best to just Google stuff,
you're right?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Anyway, it's just you picked the top two or three.
It's going to get through it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
She knows what's up.
That's the only.
It's funny.
I don't care about thegovernment anymore at all.
I don't care about God.
Jesus, I can't believe it'sstill doing that.
I've W-40'd it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You what W-40'd it?
W-40'd it.
Okay, w-40'd it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, sure, hey, yeah , y'all the ones to correct me.
Sure, y'all straight, ain't you?
Look at you?
What are you looking at me likethat for?
And I just caught you, just gotcaught up in it.
That was funny.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I knew I could feel it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Did you get that vape ?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What vape?
I don't have a vape.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'll cut this, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Not from her.
It's funny.
Addictive friend, addictivepersonality friend.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
How much stuff I tell Keisha I'm going to cut in
episodes.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And you just not cut them.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's really just.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Really needs to be a sound on the board at this point
?
What?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to add it right now,like Jesus.
I'm going to add it right now.
Jesus, we went off the railshere.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We went off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We are off the track for sure, See Toe keeps us in
order.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What are the Lady Gaga lyrics?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What are the Lady Gaga lyrics?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't know those, I don't know what you're saying.
So whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So I have a question Do it as far as the cards are
concerned.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh, you're going to get a card.
I was getting ready to get to acard.
That's where I was going.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was actually reading through them.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Monroe's reading through them.
Do you just want to pick arandom one?
Monroe just wants to readthrough them.
I think Just pick a card offthe table.
We're going to do a tow card.
Who do you want to read it?
You want to read it.
You want somebody to read it?
You want to read it, kay, I'llread it.
Okay, read it.
Toe card.
Have you done one of these?
(15:41):
You've not done one of these,lins, uh-uh.
Yeah, toe brought these thethird time he was on.
Second or third time he was on.
He brought a bunch of thesecards.
He brought a bunch of thesecards and they're just different
questions for us to go over orthings to talk about.
You got one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, I think we've got both of these, though.
Oh, we have done them yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's do, it's okay.
There's one here.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Okay, got one, yep.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What fashion choice have you made that you now
regret?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh I wonder if that's going to be a permanent fashion
choice like getting quit yourjob tattooed on your body.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, mine would have been the first time I
decided to go blind, and thelady that done it had no idea
what she was doing.
So my hair looked copper and itfelt so stringy oh it was awful
.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You burned it up, nice, I would have to say
over-plucking the eyebrows,because I have none now.
They're just gone.
They're gone, they're gone.
I have to put them on thereevery day.
I really wish I had never donethat.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So they just don't grow back and you keep plugging
and plugging.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well, I mean, you know, back in the day when we
were teenagers, that was thetrend to have basically no
eyebrows, no eyebrows at all.
Yeah, and that I do notunderstand.
But now, as an adult, I stilldon't have any, because we pluck
them so much that they justYou're really good at painting
them.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's become an art now, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Clay's overexcited about the Vikings.
He is.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
The lady that done mine jacked them up, yeah, and
you can still see how off thetattoos are.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
They're terrible.
I got mine done during COVIDtattooed on and now, obviously
they need to be redone.
Well, maybe we'll have anotherpandemic.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Maybe, who knows, it could happen anytime.
It could.
Monroe, I'm just going to goahead and assume that you don't
have any fashion choices youregret.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Not really, no, no.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think your wardrobe's been the same the
whole time I've known you.
Yes, it has that, you've beenwearing that sweatshirt for 10
years.
Yes, like as a child likehaircuts.
No did you ever have like abowl?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
cut.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I think you probably wore that hat this whole life
true yeah uh, I have so many.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
When I was little, I had a rat tail oh shit that's
gotta be it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's where we're at .
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I had that one coming .
It was long you give offfucking rat tail vibes he does
Like I can see him as a littlekid, your daddy loved that shit.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, he's like you're my boy rat tail.
He loved that shit.
That's nice.
Yeah, I had all that shit.
There's a really, really badpicture of me as a grown man
with a bowl cut.
It's, it exists, you do know.
Yeah, it exists somewhere and Imake like I look like a fucking
cartoon character I'm tellingyou it is the goofiest fucking
(18:45):
picture, like if I wanted it tobe you.
Honestly, I think it's me and mybrother.
Uh, I think it's me and mybrother and he's like pinching
my nipple or something.
So I'm making like a.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is it like a Dumb and Dumber haircut?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, it's exactly I fucking look just like Fat Harry
is who I look like.
That's what my hair is.
It was the worst haircut andthat's why my hair is long is
because I never had a goodhaircut.
Every time you get somebody tocut your hair off they don't
know what Because I'm like Idon't really want it real long,
but I don't want it short.
(19:19):
I don't want a short haircutand they're like okay, I know
right what you want.
And it's gone and I'm fuckinglike well, you didn't know what
I wanted, because now I looklike the kid from child's play,
not child's play Hold.
Not Child's Play.
Hold on Little Red-Headed Kid.
That's really mean, andy,dennis no.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
It is something with a child in the name.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I can't think of that movie, little Red-Headed
Kid.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It is Child's Play, isn't it?
Yeah, it is Child's Play,that's Chucky, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's Chucky.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I know the movie.
You know exactly what I'mtalking about.
There's like three of thembecause he's like he gets
adopted or something.
Yeah, he gets adopted and he'sreally mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
the Omen, no, no, that's thisguy goes straight to horror
movies this is like from the 80sit is yeah, early 90s.
Yeah, he gets.
He gets lost in horror moviesyeah big horror guy we I
Speaker 3 (20:11):
have not seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We've seen Terrifier we've seen Terrifier 3 yeah, I
did a couple weeks ago did youwatch it?
Did you hate it?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I hated it.
The second one was much better,I think, the third one.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was just it's hard to follow it's just dumb to me
really, I really the storylinewas bad what I really love about
those movies is I think theclown, I think the clown, I
think the dude is so funny.
I think he is hilarious.
The shit where Him with thesecond one, this fucking scene
that you know somebody's gonnadie Surprise.
(20:44):
But when he walks in maybe itwas the second one that I was
watching when he walks in andthe girl's dead in the bed and
the mom starts screaming andcrying and he's giving boo-hoo
face like like fake, crying likeoh and like points at her and
like starts laughing.
God, he's so funny.
Problem child.
That's fucking it.
(21:05):
There it is.
We ain't crazy.
Those movies rock.
You ever seen those?
a long time ago yeah, yeah,those are good.
That haircut I had that.
Yeah, goofy ass shit also.
Do you remember I had libertyspikes in high school?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
remember had purple spiked hair yes, that sucked, it
was super expensive.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You did, you had purple spot it was expensive to
get the color and it wasexpensive to use the glue oh, I
used to have like blonde righthere in my on.
The front, yeah, yeah fucking,yeah, Fucking you wore.
Did you have American Eaglepolos?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, hot's hot, I'd fuck you.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, I definitely have sex with an 18-year-old
Monroe.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Okay, I got a joke for y'all.
Okay, y'all ready.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Tell me.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What did the Pacific say to the Atlantic?
What Pacific say?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
to the Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
What I have no idea, please tell me, please tell me
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
They just waved Will you play the outro music.
Thank you, tom.
We'll catch y'all next week.
We're out, let's have a goodone.
We have to cue a commercial andcome back with a new producer.
Was that one of Mike's jokes?
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I'm going to tell him that didn't land.
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You would.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh shit, oh shit At any work.
I was just thinking about howmuch gross stuff happened at
Double Quick, and that has to bejust the stuff that happens in
the parking lot, the stuff thathappens in the bathrooms there.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh, I can just imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah it's pretty gross Car wash.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Ew Stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I've seen at the car wash, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like connected to the gas station.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
What do you mean?
Like?
Where were you at that?
You seen it?
The car wash.
Oh yeah, like connected to thegas station.
What do you mean?
Like?
Where were you at that?
You seen it?
Neon, you were like in the carwash.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like pulled up to go through the car wash.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
yes, oh, and you were just white.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Watching people who are creepy black.
You know what.
I don't know what your plansare here.
I don't know what your plansare here.
I don't know what's going on.
So, listen, what should we dofor the 50th episode?
We really need to ask.
People really need to tell us,because we're going to be two
weeks till we record again.
Within two weeks, we have twoguests lined up, so I think
(23:34):
we'll probably do either twoepisodes that week or I've been
making a lot of false promiseslately just because, so you know
, we're set up to do mobile.
I'd kind of like to get somemobile mics, like I've got the
whole setup that we can takethese with us, but it's a lot of
gear and you can get wirelessmics that work with the system.
(23:56):
I'd kind of like to do that, toget wireless mics and we could
do on-location stuff.
We've been talking aboutwanting to do that, to get
wireless mics and we could do onlocation stuff.
We've been talking aboutwanting to do that in a while,
like Dirty Jobs style.
Oh yeah, like actually.
Oh, that would be fun.
Yeah, actually go likeinterview people on site.
I just think that'd be fuckingawesome.
Oh yeah, we just run in andinterview people.
Do a click.
That would be really cool, itwould be awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Everybody at McDonald's will tell you oh yeah
, they'd all work for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I actually have rapport with drive-thru workers
everywhere in Norton.
I know all the people in allthe drive-thrus in Norton.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
And they're always disgruntled, so they're ready to
they're not disgruntled with me, though.
They're like your car smellsreal good.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, that's why I get along with them all my lunch
breaks an hour.
Um, I had somebody quote to methe the.
Oh, it was um, danny, the thing.
Danny, danny last night waslike boss makes a dollar.
(24:57):
He did, yeah, I make a dime.
And I was like hey, do you know?
Do you know who you're talkingto?
I say that all the time.
I only poop on company time.
There's no reason why would Ipoop on company time if I can
get paid for it?
If I have to poop in themornings, I try to hold it,
because if I can just wait 45minutes, I can get paid for it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'm just saying I'm just saying, literally never
thought about it like that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, if you can just hold it and get to work, you
can get paid to poop.
That's solid, really good, andyou can poop with other people
Because there's a bunch ofstalls Always full.
It wouldn't be an Unpaid Lunchepisode if we didn't talk about
a little bit of poop.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're correct.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, so there's.
I think that happens.
It has to be poop.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Frequently you know what.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's just a part of life.
Life, poop, death.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Basically.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That just explains everything.
Actually Super depressing yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Thanks, Monroe.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work,
monroe?
God, yeah, you get fired.
I don't know who I am.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What's the worst thing you've seen at work,
Monroe?
God, yeah, you get fired.
They don't know who I am.
All right To be fair.
This is not the thing thatwould get you fired.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
There's multiple other things that would get you
fired.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So just say it.
Probably, when I was working inthe ER and a guy came in with
his trauma and he shot himselfyeah, right through the bottom
of the chin.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh delicious.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I bet that was nasty.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, not being able to kill yourself is an extra
level of.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Torture.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, it's a whole new level.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's like you thought you were a failure before.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
But you have leveled up now.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Wait till you're really depressed later and
you're like I couldn't even killmyself.
I couldn't do nothing right, Ican't even do that.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Impression's real it is.
I wish I had that phone numberto put in here.
I might just put the Logic songin right here.
They changed the number, theychanged the phone number and
like Logic was like well shit,and he's got that song with the
(27:02):
like.
The title of that song is thesuicide.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I mean make that make sense that they changed the
number Please.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I think it's like a text line now, I think you dial
the number and they call you orsomething.
I don't know what it is,doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Makes no sense to me, were you here for Super.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Show.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I feel like she was, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I was Bro, fucking everybody was here, jesus.
That's why it was like the 50thepisode.
We need to do something, notthat, but not that.
Again, I don't know what we'regoing to do, but we're not going
to do that.
I thought we could do like.
That's why I kind of want towait a couple weeks.
I do.
(27:43):
I want people's opinions too,like just small interviews with
everybody, instead of doing likeeverybody here, yeah, like just
have people in.
I'll record some interviewsthroughout the week.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, yeah, just a little small with yeah, with
other people.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, I think that'd be really good I'd do something
you could do like a mash-up ofthe interviews and like, yeah,
have a just a clip of like aquestion from each one that you
play, yeah, at the beginning ofthe show and I'm gonna put some
pretty cool content on patreonfor just the people who've stuck
with us.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Uh, like there's, I have a ton of backlog of stuff
that was cut.
That like that, we cut thatlike just unreleased shit.
That's not like sensitive stuff, but it's just stuff that we
were.
Oh yeah, mostly the pre-showstuff.
You know we'll record for 10minutes before we actually like
cut the show, so like mostlythat shit.
(28:28):
And that shit's funny sometimesbecause we're just hanging out
and talking about nothing, butsometimes it has people's names
in it.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So after a rata.
Those cuts.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
But luckily we have.
Ai Rhino told me today thatthis is the year that Skynet was
supposed to take over.
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
that Really?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Ironic since Was it 2024?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Ironic, since Google just announced that their new
software was built almostexclusively by AI.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah.
Not to quote iRobot, but I meanthey're like an iRobot yeah,
yeah, he's doing iRobot but Imean Elon's like an iRobot yeah,
yeah, he's doing iRobot shit.
Does that not freak you all out?
I think we'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think we'll be dead before it matters.
Our kids probably won't, but Ithink we will.
I think that's going to takeabout 20 or 30 years for it to
actually affect people andespecially here.
It actually probably won't everaffect people here it may not.
I heard that the reason they'reredoing all the roads like
Norton, you know, all the roadsare getting stripped and redone
(29:28):
and relined I heard it's becausethey're going to start passing
federal regulations becausesmart cars can't drive on our
roads.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Because there's no lines, so they can't drive on
our roads.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Because there's no lines, so they can't pick up the
lines, that's why even thehaulers now are lined White
lines on both sides, no yellowline.
So the cars are trained to staynext to the white lines.
That's how they track.
White lines is how they track.
That's good, I guess.
I mean that's how they track.
It's white lines, it's how theytrack, so that's good, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I mean that's a good thing yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
We get roads that are real.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, oh yeah, on my way up here, because I haven't
been up here in a little while,I was like oh my God, I can
drive.
Look.
I was like the road is fixed isamazing.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I actually think that might have just been because
everybody complained so much.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, it is, but pay attention to how long lines
actually last.
You know what I mean.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're right.
Especially here.
They fall off.
The road falls off usually.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's true.
To have a vehicle to operate inthat fashion or that manner
around here?
I don't think it's just.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's why I said it's going to be years and years
before they can do anythinghere.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Well now my mom.
She doesn't have a smart car,but her car has cameras.
She has like 20 cameras allaround her car and if she drives
too far, close to one of thelines.
It actually jerks her car backover into the Brianna's?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
does that?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm like, oh, I can't Lane assist.
Yeah, it weirds me out therental I had.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Turn that shit off real fast yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
From when the one I have was messing up the first
time or whatever.
I was driving it home fromPikeville and went to you know,
just get over in the other lane.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
And I had signaled and because I went jerk me back
over and it jerked you back over.
It jerked me back.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I was like whoa.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That should have got you killed too.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yes, I realized what it was.
Yeah, you know, and I was goingfrom the house.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Something's in your tire.
It feels like.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
To making pothole and it jerked me back over.
I was able to jerk back.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
It does do that, my mom's car.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Scott Got lost in it.
Can't keep you guys straight.
I was totally being straightyou remember, trying to be good,
you're hanging out with a bunchof bad influences.
I know the worst influences,even Monroe.
(32:11):
He's the quietest bad influenceever, it's true.
You ask Monroe if you should dosomething, he says fuck it, do
it.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Do it and I'm over here like don't.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Have you ever heard him say don't do it?
He's like fuck it, just go.
Never heard him say no toanything.
I asked him.
I was like Mario, you want togo to Illinois?
And he's like and we'll go downthere and hang out somewhere
new, let's go.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know that.
I've actually heard him sayyeah, it's just like okay yeah
he yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
He never says yeah, yeah, he's good, yeah, he's good
to go all the time.
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Monroe is infinitely dtf like that's what he is all
the time.
Let's just go.
Yeah, you're done I'm downespecially, even if he works.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Actually, if he works the night before he's more down
to do whatever the next day,because I won.
He works the night before, he'smore down to do whatever the
next day.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Because I won't have to wake up.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, he's more down to do all this shit.
The next day he's like, yeah,can we just drive Like when we
do the Nashville trips.
He just sleeps the first.
Yeah, like sleep.
Oh, my God, the Vikings-Coltsfor context, the Vikings-Colts
game's on and I'm a Colts fanand Clay's a Vikings fan and
(33:27):
Clay's watching it and he'sgoing to talk so much crap.
If they win, they're going towin and he's going to talk so
much crap.
And I've told him they weregoing to win.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I've not watched much football this year.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, you haven't.
I haven't.
I tried to talk to you about itand you have no idea what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I haven't watched a single game.
I know I'm so disappointed inmyself.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You watch more high school football than I have,
though.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of high school football.
I watched a lot this year.
I'm going to miss it when it'sover, though.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, this year You'll be caught up in other
stuff.
It's fun.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, the end of one thing just starts another.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
If not, you're welcome to join me.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's what I was going to say I'm begging you all
, send me these children'sschedules, so I will have
something to do, because my sondoes not want to do anything,
yeah, but he definitely loves tocome to those games.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He likes to mingle.
We love it and he likes to hangout.
Yeah, he's a mingler, he is.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He's real quiet, but he's such a social butterfly
that it cracks me up Becausehe's like real yeah, but he
Hanging out with people and notsaying anything yeah, my girl
does that.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
He's just All the time though.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But he'll be like hey , can you take me here and drop
me off at this game?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm like okay want to say anything.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Mine are opposite.
They don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah, I'm not going to go to the football game?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
They don't want to go anywhere Friday night.
No, I don't want to go, clay,don't really want to go anywhere
.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
But, to be fair, like basketball and baseball are
life and so when he does haveany kind of downtime, he just
wants to be home.
Yeah, I understand that thisfeels like a mom episode.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We gotta redo those.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yes, well, so was.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I Never your minds.
It's hard to get y'all's mindsout of the gutter.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That's not necessarily true.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
They can come out, they just go right back in.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Calm down, it's not dirty all the time.
Oh yeah, so this is recordingthis episode, the 3rd of
November, which.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
What the fuck you said every time you said um to
beep you.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh, that's fair, Got me.
I'm pretty sure you missed ahundred of them.
You got that one though.
Yeah, congratulations, you gotone.
Forty minutes into recording,she beeped me for saying, um,
not specifically, no upset, andthen, um, you're fired.
(36:01):
What was I talking about?
You caught me.
Don't ask me I ain't I'm askingthe person that's supposed to
be keeping up with me what I'mdoing?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Well, she can't At this time, she cannot.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I really need toe.
All right, I really need toe,all right.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not really Halloween,that's what I was talking about.
We wanted to do a Halloweenepisode, but it didn't work
because Halloween was so weirdthis year.
Very, we could do a spookyepisode, but now I'm not going
to do that anymore, Shout outTyler, yeah, I know that was the
(36:44):
plan.
That would have been awesome tohave him on for a Terrifier shit
, for him to just do somegruesome stuff for Halloween.
But we didn't and instead we'rejust going to eat candy for
breakfast, lunch and dinner forthe next three weeks.
Just going to eat chocolatebecause for some reason we have
so much candy.
You've ate four pieces of candysince you've been here just
chocolate.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I know, and I've only eaten one piece since Halloween
and I'm going to come up hereand I know yeah.
Me and Clay was fighting overcandy in there a while ago.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That be happening?
Yeah, that happens around here.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Speaking of Tyler, I think something that would be
cool for Unpaid would be if once, maybe a month, or once every
so often we could go live andvideo the show.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, um, we've been planning to do that.
Uh, things kind of um, yeah,we've been planning to do that.
Also gonna get, we're gonna getmailbag started back.
So after the holidayseverything will be weekly again,
but we've got to get peoplesending in emails and even get
(37:50):
calls.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, I loved when you did the mailbag thing.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, we need more mailbag.
I don't know I can get more.
We just need to get people toemail them in and go comment on
the YouTube videos, becauseYouTube videos, we need to make
sure everybody knows.
This is your alert to go andcomment with a story and we'll
(38:15):
use it on the air and won't giveyou credit because we don't
read your name.
That's what we do every time.
Yep, hey, hustlers, justcutting in to say we don't read
your name.
That's what we do every time.
Yep, hey, hustlers, justcutting in to say we want to
hear from you.
Send us an email with a failthat's happened to you at work
recently.
Each week we're going to pullone fail email and read it on
the episode.
Try to keep them short so wegot some time to make fun of you
.
The email is unpaidlunch atgmailcom.
(38:36):
That's unpaidlunch at gmailcom.
All right, Back to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Love those.
Those are my favorite.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
And hopefully Ryan will be back after the holidays.
We've already said that.
And what do you got your fingeron that button for?
I know Whatever you're going todo, I've seen it.
I said what button was it?
Just press it.
You thought I was going to sayoh, didn't you Did I say why
didn't you press?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
it Because I missed it, so I was waiting for the
next one.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you think I'm going to say it again?
No, I said it.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It does work, though, but now, instead, there's just
silent spots, because now I'mafraid to say it.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That was perfect.
That's ridiculous.
I'm putting a commercial righthere.
Not anybody hear it.
Commercial ideas People need tosend those in too.
(39:49):
I can't work here anymore,really.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Really.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Know why you wanted the board back now and get lost
in it.
God thanks, thanks for all thehard work.
Thanks, munro, for being here.
Hello, munro's here.
Did you know, linz, thatMunro's here?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
well, I thought I seen him a while ago, but I
wasn't sure.
Okay, I just got back.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I can't say none anymore because I'm super afraid
.
To when do you go back to workTomorrow night?
You go back tomorrow night.
I don't know how you end up onevery episode of Unpaid Lunch.
I'm paying lunch and you workall the damn time, right, and
then we've done the.
You've just done the extra lifeevent for the kiddos.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
It was all right 24 hours of gaming.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, we had a good time last night.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, I didn't go a whole time like I do usually.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah well, you're old , You're getting older.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I didn't want to spend that much time either.
When we did that, well, we didit and we were there like from
beginning to end playing videogames and like destroying
everything.
Now we're old.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I was there like three hours.
I was like no, I'm good, I'mgoing to go home, can't do that
shit.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I came straight home and got in bed.
That's what we're going to donow because it's late.
So I guess the next show thisshow will come out the week of
11-3.
And then we'll record again ina couple weeks and hopefully
we'll have a couple more guestsfor everybody lined up.
Um, make sure you follow us onuh, youtube.
(41:30):
We're on youtube.
I don't know if you know thatnobody pays attention to that,
but go follow us there.
Get some exclusive stuff there.
Patreon really importantSupports the show.
Pays for our publishing.
Give us a cancel.
That was okay, thanks to ourpatrons, the paid that have been
(41:52):
here since the beginning Coreyand Blair and Micah and Chris
Hammons.
And then you know, toe, he onlydoes it so he can come on the
show a whole bunch of times.
Toe, that's why he does it.
Yeah, unpaid Toe.
Oh, we're going to just havethe whole second half of the
season is going to be unpaid Toe.
Bleep me for saying uh one moretime.
There we go.
(42:16):
There it is again.
Found it one more time.
Check us out Again.
Spotify, youtube, tiktok,twitter.
Is that X?
X?
Facebook, instagram, everything.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
All the socials.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Anybody got anything else?
No, remember y'all.
(43:20):
Ain't nobody stopping you fromquitting your job, but you.
I did my part, let me tell youabout today.
Tell us.
So it's Clay's football banquetand I don't know if you know or
not, but I'm kind of an enemyof the coaches, oh yes, you have
told me, yeah, you've lost acouple times.
You know I'm in my villain era.
Yes, you definitely are, but soI was trying to debate whether
(43:44):
I actually wanted to go to thebanquet or not, but I had to go
for Clay.
You had to yeah and I sat at thefront next to the coaches with
Mike oh my God, and just talkedshit the whole time.
I love it with Mike and justtalk shit the whole time, I love
it.
And Ryan Rhino and his wifewere sitting with us and she was
so and she was like.
(44:05):
She was like I'm going to makeyou leave.
She was like you have to.
You have to go.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was making her nervous I was.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
She was so uncomfortable I was like sorry
this was and she was like thatwas and she was like that was,
that was.
So I can't believe you werelike that and I was like that
was mild.
I was just playing with themLike I wasn't even serious.
I was just playing, I was goingto be it.
If you thought I was serious,like when I get serious, that's
like this is funny.
But yeah, that was fun though.
(44:32):
I got to do that today.
I got to be a menace today, Iknow you just enjoyed that I did
.
I was thinking I wasn't going togo and then I was like you know
what would be really fun?
To go and sit up front.
That's what I really want to do.
Yeah, I had to sit away fromBrianna and I didn't look at her
either.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
She did that in basketball, too this year.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You know what I think ?
We're going to crush everybodyin basketball, so I'm not even
winning solves everything, justcrush everybody.
And who cares?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It really does.
In the end it says everything.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
We're just going to crush everybody.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I really hope they do .
Speaker 1 (45:06):
We should do it in football.
That's why I was mad.
Yeah, they're really good.
He's probably going to playprofessional basketball and that
kid plays nuts.
He's crazy.
Anyway, cut a bunch of minors'names on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
No one really knows who it is.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
No, nobody knows what's going on.
I'm just kidding.
I don't cut anybody's name.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I don't know who we're talking about anyway, I
know, we don't care.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
My note's barely here , oh, something I haven't done
yet.
You know, sometimes I forget ifI do an intro or not.
I didn't did I.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You did not.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Been doing that lately.
You know what throws me off Nothaving the board.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, too bad, I don't look at the.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I don't look at it yeah.
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