September 6, 2024 • 47 mins
Ever wondered about the quirks of your favorite podcast hosts? Join us as we make a grand return with Heavy D, Munro, and Mike, who are back by popular demand! Laugh along as we share personal anecdotes about our quirky habits, from Munro's laid-back call center wardrobe to Heavy D's unconventional shower routine, which includes brushing teeth in the shower. We even touch on the absurd yet relatable topic of pooping in the shower. This segment guarantees a blend of humor and candid moments, setting the stage for an unforgettable comeback episode.
But that's not all! We dive into a spirited debate about the movie "Wild Wild West," reminiscing about its catchy theme song and discussing how expectations tied to the original TV show influenced its reception. Our conversation then shifts to the trend of turning serious old shows into comedic films, comparing classics like "Starsky and Hutch" and "Dukes of Hazzard" with more serious modern adaptations like "Hawaii Five-0." From the controversial wheelchair roast scene to YouTube's puzzling content restrictions, we cover it all with nostalgia, humor, and thoughtful commentary. Don't miss this blend of engaging discussions and hearty laughs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On your break.
Today, everybody's favoriteangry army vet is in studio Fuck
yellow jackets.
And we offer a reward forRhino's return.
Alright, time to clock out forlunch so so what, what, what?
(00:36):
What welcome into air paidlunch.
Thanks for spending your breakwith us.
This is heavy d uh munro's herein studio and I got Mike he's
back by popular demand.
It's been 88 years since we hadto cue the old lady and the
Titanic because we've notrecorded in forever.
(00:59):
Rhino is MIA.
Who, who, who.
There's an owl somewhere.
Owls and shit who, who, who.
There's an L somewhere, l's andshit who Fuck.
Yeah, I think content sinceMarch.
Thanks for sticking with usthrough some sad boy summer.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Sad boy fall's coming up.
Yeah, but that but that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But sad boy falls on its way.
The leaves are falling.
We're putting on sweatshirtsand ball shorts, son, it's going
to be a great cold time.
It's much easier to hide yoursadness in a hoodie.
It is and, um, I sit in the backof the like call center so I
just wear whatever now Because,like, if it's going to be a down
(01:48):
day and I don't have anythingwhen I'm going to have to like
Communicate with somebody one onone, I just like, and I don't
see anybody all day long.
Especially it's like when mypeople are not there, I'm like,
I'm not going to talk to anybody, it's business that way.
Yeah, just going to hang out andenjoy this day.
I get so much done.
It's like sitting in that backcorner.
I get so much done.
Nobody comes back there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Coworkers are the killer of productivity, right
yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So, yeah, we're just hanging out Coming back.
Happy to be back.
Rhino, hopefully will be aroundsometime.
Not this episode, but Nikki Jis going to be here soon.
But yeah, we're going to havesomebody different every week
(02:38):
and try to make some morecontent for everybody.
Thanks everybody for stickingwith us and we were having a
conversation very exhilaratingabout towels and washing off.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's an important conversation to have with
everyone.
It is.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, we decided that it's okay to wash your balls
and then your face.
Were you going back to yourface, though?
Do you do face and head first?
I?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
will go.
I start head beard and then Ido everything else, and then, of
course, condensation in thebathroom tends to give a little
bit of a glaze to the face, andso I will go back to the face,
after body, to include testicles.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Because I am an efficient bather.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So okay, I don't miss spots.
Hidden secret about me.
Whenever nobody's home, I don'teven use a towel.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I just fucking get out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I can't stand that Just get out of the shower and
walk around the house play somecollege football.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I like to be naked.
I just got to be dry.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, when you dry off, cats usually lick it Just
walking through the house,fucking cat.
Give me that dirty water.
I don't use soap, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who would?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh, I started a new thing I'm brushing my teeth in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yeah, it's a new thing for me.
I'm finding out that everybodydoes it.
That's what I'm finding out,because everybody I've mentioned
it to, they've been like, yeah,and I'm like, oh, I'm just
fucking living in the past.
Sorry, george Jetson, I didn'tknow what was going on.
George Jetson, oh Jesus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, you feel good , you feel clean all over.
Yeah, just do it all in onespot.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, and there's a time where I just feel that time
where I'm just standing therein the shower anyway, not doing
anything, oh, yeah, yeah,because there's a couple minutes
before I shampoo my hair whereI'm just looking at the hot
water in my face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And I can just use it yeah that's the sadness.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I get to wash away the sadness off the back of my
neck.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's what I like to do.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like to let it hit right here and then, um, you
know, uh, there's anotherpodcast I was listening to where
this topic came up aboutpooping in the shower wait, wait
what pause, hold up recordscratch.
No, there it is.
What's funny is on ShowingColor I run the board and on
(05:28):
this show Keisha's been runningit forever.
Keisha's been running it and Iforgot where the buttons are.
I'm going to delete all thatand add them back.
But yeah, you know you don'tever have to poop when you're in
the shower.
It's the worst having to getout of the shower and having to
go poop.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I poop every time I get in the shower Before.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Nope, hold up.
What did you say?
Every time I get in the shower,that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I poop in the shower.
Yeah, before I get in theshower, I try to poop.
That way I'm not clean.
What's the point in showering?
Well, it drains a drain.
I just make chocolate wafflesjust smush it down with your
foot.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, and the drain is.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that the most efficient way to get it down?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
uh, no, spray it with the water and lead uh, yeah, if
you have a sprayer, that'll doit, but I don't have a sprayer,
so I have to use like my feet,my hands and like my knees and
get down there and push itthrough.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Remember to take your toothbrush out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, I have to use my toothbrush too, so we can jam it
down the whole back the tonguecleaner, so it gets in there.
It's not my toothbrush, it's mywife's.
I wouldn't use my own.
Is my cat over there?
Yeah, oh, yes, prince Milo, ismy cat over there?
(06:48):
Yeah, oh, yes, prince Milo.
He has to get in the wrestlingring in the middle of the it's
in the middle of the table.
There's a.
He loves it.
He loves the wrestling ring.
That's hilarious.
So that's interesting.
That you guys don't ever poopin the shower.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, Never done that, never once.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Getting out of the shower Not a fan of that either.
It's real cold.
You know, what's funny Is we'relike 30 minutes into this
episode and we're alreadytalking about poop.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It has to happen.
It's a hot topic.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Some sort of fixation probably.
It's a hot topic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's a hot steaming topic, shit.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hit the button.
Hit the button, get me out ofhere.
I got to go.
I'm trying to think so.
Last episode I know you fuckersdon't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I pay you for it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You do pay me for it.
I'm not going to hate, sothat's why that's a recurring
guest.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I don't have to listen to support, that's true.
Yeah, that's, you know that'srecurring guest.
I don't have to.
I don't have to listen tosupport, that's true.
Make better content.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're hurting my feelings.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I only listen to my episodes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Have me on more.
I'll listen to more shit.
Yeah, I'm disappointed Nickcouldn't get here tonight,
because I was excited aboutlistening to you guys fight all
night long and rambling.
And then we invite Eric and geteverybody over.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just turn it into a manhouse again.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah so.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is good stuff.
This is good radio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is good radio.
I was just thinking about youproviding your eggs to Eric.
Yeah, that's what I wasthinking.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sometimes he goes.
You know they malt chickens alittle less, and so sometimes
he's not got enough and I've gottons.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Do you sell the farmer's market?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I'm too lazy for that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You just have 100 kids, so you use all your shit.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We eat a lot and we feed them to the birds, like if
they start to go bad, I feedthem, I cook them.
My birds get scrambled eggs, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, they don't bro yeah they absolutely do.
You're fucking lying.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Why would I waste it?
It's a good source of protein.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's so fucked up, though.
Ain't that fucked up?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Listen, they'll eat.
Like if a chicken dies and Idon't get it out of the yard
soon enough, they'll eat it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I mean, I guess cats will eat you too If you
die in the forework happening toyou.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Chickens are not parakeets, they're awful.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Don't they get rid of yellow jackets?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They can't this year.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Because the yellow jackets are fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They've been running off.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
They're super yellow jackets too.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, they're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Usually we do not have any.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
This whole house.
Next door is a yellow jacket'snest.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm pretty sure they moved in yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Is it Yellow Jacket's nest?
I'm pretty sure they moved in.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure thatthey're going in the window and,
like I've seen, like hundredsof them go in the window.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole house is a nest.
They're all over our field.
I'm just going to burn it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's not even mine.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm going to cut this .
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm not going to cut this.
It's fine.
That happened up the street,you know.
You know, jack Fucking, no this.
That lady up the street burnedher house down.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh, I thought you meant there was a fire.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, when they told her not to burn her house down,
she burned it down and it meltedthat church.
Yeah, it melted that churchnext to it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, that's crazy, melted it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, she just literally was she was just
standing outside screaming whileit was on fire.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was like, yeah, you fucking did it Like you
think was going to happen.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You did the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's what you did.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The thing you were trying to do, done.
Yeah, you did it, oh man.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Rory drove or Lucy drove by.
Oh my God, I can't stop hittingit.
I apologize.
Lucy drove by it at some pointand hasn't stopped talking about
it since, like it really stuckwith her that there was a fire,
so she's very afraid.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Flood damage and.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Cat on the counter.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, cat's on the counter.
Don't eat everybody's food,it's fine.
Mike's lost in the cat.
I'm sorry.
It's fine, the cat's there.
It's a in the cat, I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
The cat's there.
It's a wonderful little cat.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Orange cat Really lost in the.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm really still lost in the chicken on chicken shit
dude.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm lost in the chicken on chicken Because then,
like the level, I mean, yeah,you're right, the chicken on
chicken shit dude.
I'm lost in the chicken onchicken because then, like the
level, I mean, yeah, you'reright, they would eat it anyway.
I'm lost on that.
Isn't that like there's a thingin what's the bad Korea?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
North.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, that one when, like all the people, have this
sickness because they eatpotatoes grown from poop, from
potatoes, the only fertilizerthey have is potatoes.
The only thing they have to eatis potatoes.
There's nothing in it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know that it sucks there.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Bad sucks.
I could not imagine living in acountry like that.
Imagine losing that lottery.
Bad sucks.
I could not imagine living in acountry Like that.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Imagine losing that lottery.
Just been fucking born.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We had no vote in it, we just happened to end up here
.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I mean, there's so many Like rural India.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You think rural India .
Where would you rather be born?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Here or there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Rural India or India you think rural India.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Where would you rather be born?
Here or there?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Rural India or North Korea, north Korea.
Oh, what's this game showcalled?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's a good one though.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm going to say India.
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think India India, I mean it's super, duper poor,
but there's opportunity to getout.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean it's still a pretty, I mean it's a fully
advanced nation with freedoms.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, you're just going to die in North Korea?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I mean you're equally , you're going to starve to
death in either one, All right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So I think it was like two episodes ago that you
were here and we did the cards.
Yeah perhaps Are those cardsthat were used, I don't know.
I remember all the ones youused.
You do so.
We found some that were unused.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
This is my one for you.
Do it Briefly summarize the1999 movie Wild Wild West.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Wicked Wild Wild.
So do you know that?
I know.
So I think we've had thisconversation.
I'm pretty sure I know everyword to that song, Like
beginning to end the whole song.
I know every word to it.
I used to know a ton of thelike, the words to the movie,
(14:09):
like I used to be able to justgo all the way through it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That movie's great it is.
It is a wonderful movie.
It's got really good actors init.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
If it wasn't based on the old show, people would have
loved that movie think so yeah,because people wanted it to be
Wild Wild West and it wasn'tlike that.
It wasn't silly like that.
But they were doing that wholeera of movies in that time that
they were doing like Starsky andHutch and Dukes of Hazzard and
(14:36):
that movie, that were almostspinoffs but instead they were
silly from shows that weren'tsilly like Starsky and Hutch and
all that shit.
It was not funny at the time.
Now they do that, but then theymake stuff serious, way too
serious, like Hawaii Five-0.
There's a bunch of terrible TVthat you don't watch.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I thought it was a great movie.
I also think that it was not agood movie.
I love it.
The fucking magnets and the theblades of the magnets.
It's got so many great actorsthat don't do great acting and
when he's on her boobs.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
oh, that movie has one of the best scenes ever that
you can't do anymore, like thatscene where he's in the
wheelchair and he's like Ihaven't seen you in a coon day.
Oh yeah, it's like ah, thatwhole scene is just roasts.
Yeah, you can't do thatanywhere but YouTube now Can't
(15:42):
do a lot on YouTube.
Yeah, but you can roast peopleon YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Can you?
It's not in the comments.
Yeah, I think so.
Why can't you?
I don't know, I'm gonna say itwhy can't you say like suicide
or kill or murder?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
or something.
We're gonna bleep all that shitwrong button again.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I said I didn't think you'd be able to, but why can't
you?
That shit happens Like ifyou're making an anti.
You don't want to put yourfinger on the button Suicide.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I was quicker than you, anti-suicide.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You did it to yourself that time.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But if you want to make an anti-suicide video, wow,
wow, in the eight of them youdid it to yourself that time.
But if you want to make ananti-suicide video, wow, I can't
say the word.
Eight of them, I can't say theSay sigh-side.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I tickled myself out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Sigh-nod.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Happiness.
You know what?
I'm not going to make aeuphemism.
While I'm complaining abouthaving to use euphemisms, put my
glasses on, insult me.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You start using big words.
I don't understand.
That's when I take that asdisrespect.
I wouldn't know you can sayanything.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I know that your viewers are smarter than us.
They'll know.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
They can't be dumber than us.
They do listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They've been around this long.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, I don't think so, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I tickled myself and started crying.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I started crying.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It was fun.
I'm losing it again.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Talk.
I'm so invested in you.
Losing it, though, is what I'mso invested in.
Oh my God, I'm mind blown bythat.
I'm okay.
You see me last night textingMike when Mike's on the field
coaching, and I know he'll getmy messages on his watch.
So I'm just going to send himrandom shit, like they're going
(17:52):
to throw it to number three.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You see me look at my watch and look at him.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I definitely thought that kid was going to throw 400
yards.
I really did.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I was confident we were going to get work.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
his receivers couldn't catch, I didn't know
that they held more than anybodyI've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Well, that's what they were like, and it wasn't
home cooking on the holdings.
I don't think so either.
I've seen it, you can see it.
Yeah, is it just?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
they're bad at hold, because everybody holds, but
like they were bad at holdingLike they stretched the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You think they don't have refs that call it.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
They must not, right.
I mean they can't, I meaneverybody holds, but when you're
pulling, jersey.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, you can't make it.
You can't grab jersey You'regoing to get caught.
Yeah, there was only like oneor two calls that I thought were
, and I think Jerry was callingeverything.
They didn't want him to.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Like I know what's-his-name was like,
shaking his head whenever Jerrywould call something.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We got saved on Gunner's unsportsmanlike he
should have been tossed.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I thought so.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
You know, but that was one ofthe home cookings.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, that's okay.
You know, we won't complainabout that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That was a stand-up move by a dude protecting a dumb
kid.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Or a kid being dumb rather.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
All kids are dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All kids are dumb, every single one.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Say the dumbest things.
Everybody in here just yes,they're all dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I was dumb as a kid.
Emma is dumb.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, I'm still dumb, she's not dumb at all.
No, jude is very smart, alsoreally dumb, super dumb Like
shockingly dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Kids and teenagers especially.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Babies are smart though.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
They trust everybody.
That's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You know who don't Stone Cold DTA.
That's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, you know who don't Stone Cold.
What word DTA.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's what I always learned I don't talk to cops and
I don't trust anybody Speakingof cops.
Um, um.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Kamala.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, we're going to talk about the election now.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
This is politics talk with Unpaid Politics.
That's what this does.
This is Unpaid Politics.
No such thing.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I think Accurate RFK's pesticide speech was my
favorite thing about life.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, he's pretty crazy, it's okay.
What's funny is the way I feelis, when Obama was president,
the world was less funny.
So what I mean is there's goodcontent that comes from Trump
(20:38):
being president.
You know it's a lot of comediccontent and you know some really
mean stuff too.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
but that's when the that's where the humor is.
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's funny that he's president.
That's funny, anyway, that'sfunny Like the whole thing is
funny, literally reality star.
Yeah, it's like whole thing'sfunny, literally reality star.
Yeah, it's like electing theMiz.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Remember when everybody was like the Rock?
Well, that's silly.
We vote for real politicianslike Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Guess what?
The Rock's not a WF Hall ofFamer, yet Donald Trump is.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's like the only president of any country that's
a WWF Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Man, he is just unstoppable, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
He's the greatest.
He's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The biggest Chosen by God.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
He is chosen by God.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I've seen many memes about it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It has to be real if I have seen AI art about it yeah
.
That my aunt shared Everybody'saunt shared it.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm sharing it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, that my aunt shared, Everybody's aunt sharing
it.
Right now it confused by yourmom's social media a little bit.
I don't really see it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
No that's good.
That's the best way to do it.
I don't look at most people'ssocial media.
That's good I go on there, postmy thing, scroll a couple of
times, then leave it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Fuck you people driving too fast.
That's what your post says.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Is that what most of mine would say?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, it's like for sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah, youguys should slow down.
You guys are idiots.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I say that I don't know, I don't keep track of what
I say, I don't know, you'rejust just tweeting like trump,
just firing them off.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I do, I just fire them off.
I think we're gonna get um.
I was just thinking about yourbuilding.
I was thinking about I know,it's like strip now.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, I don't know if you were gonna start rebuilding
yeah yeah, because we weretalking about moving the studio.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Get renting a um, like one of the buildings you
know you can get, like theybring them in or whatever oh
yeah and put out here in theyard and having like the studio
in that.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's a good idea.
Yeah, it really is.
You can just get.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
We have the wifi to reach out there.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
How the works for mom .
We have to have banging inthere.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, she worked for mom all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I bother her constantly I was going to say it
sucks for her probably.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Me and Lucy are just constantly.
Please help Do you know wheremy pants are.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
She's trying to do actual work.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Real shit.
She's talking about money inthe millions and I'm walking
around in my underwear Lookingfor a diaper, with Anna on them,
because that's what she wants.
That's the one she wants andshe's talking about.
Well, we can get three millionoff of this company if we do
this, and I'm just we're out oforange juice.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's this, immediate thing.
Walk in there with an emptybottle.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Thank God she's rarely on.
I bought her.
You know the on-air sign likeyou should have we need one of
those.
Uh, I got her one.
It's over the door so she hitsit when she's on camera I like
that because I walk in.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm under there all the time we were talking about
those videos, those um likeduring covid there was a ton of
like because everybody wasworking from home.
Like those videos like that.
That little girl that likecomes in the room or whatever.
It's like when the guy'sobviously like he's a lawyer or
something, he's on the call.
That little girl comes in theroom and is like, and the
housekeeper comes in and like,crawls in the room and grabs the
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kid, like, tries to crawl backout of the room yeah and that
judge or that lawyer that uh putthe cat I'm not a cat.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He literally said I'm not a cat.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
He literally said I'm not a cat.
We can continue.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The judge was like no bitch, I cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I cannot do it.
If you're going to be a cat,how?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
do you like?
How can you not figure out howto turn it off His?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
granddaughter came in and did it, I think.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Really.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
His granddaughter came in and turned it off.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
If you've got a granddaughter, you get a pass.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Press the button and look at him like.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
There's already things that I can't do.
Oh yeah, I've already hit thatage.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, I'm like hand and clay stuff, Like do this.
I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I will not have TikToks, or I have an Instagram,
but it's not even on my phoneanymore because I don't
understand any of it.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So I have it for the podcast I just promote and shit
what are you going to fly?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
going on Maybe.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Did it come out of that Doubtful?
You looked at it like maybe Inever, know It'd be awful.
I'm going to tell you Somethingin there would be dead the way
that is Wouldn't be fun.
No, keep pregame with that youfeel good, oh UK.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Go Cats.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Go Cats, who we play this week.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Who.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Cats Football.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
This fucking owl man.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
This owl's still here .
It's still here, South Carolina.
You're in South Carolina.
I wish.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't think I am.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
When's the last time you went to a beach?
A beach.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Last year probably.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Somewhere in Florida.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It's all the same.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
If you go to the Gulf , the inside.
Oh yeah, Maybe somewhere nearTampa Bay, somewhere you have no
idea.
No, I'm not going to TreasureIsland.
That doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Treasure Island does sound right, it doesn't feel
right.
I'll be honest, I don't thinkyou went there Something like
that Near Tampa Bay.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It was nice.
It was warm water.
There was a Coast Guard station.
I love the Coast Guard.
I got really excited aboutseeing their boats.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's the truth.
I love the Coast Guard.
They're cool why?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because I should have joined them.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, it'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You'd still be doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been blown up a bunch of times.
Right, you know where you don'tget hit.
Hit IEDs.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Only drowned.
That's the only thing thathappens.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
They wear life jackets.
How many?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Coast Guard.
Deaths are there a year.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I bet it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I bet it's not a lot.
Do you think there's one a day?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Probably Think about heavy water rescue.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They're pretty fucking good, though you know
what I mean.
That whole movie, only oneperson died.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Ashton Kutcher did he die?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't know, man, I didn't watch it.
What do you mean?
I'm not saying anything.
Funny story about that moviewhen I worked at Mountain Video.
Do you remember that MountainVideo?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Where was it?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In making.
The one like near the highway,yeah, the one like where highway
, yeah, yeah, I do the one whereDollar Store is now around
there.
Yeah, when I worked there for awhile, somebody came in.
One time that movie had justcome out.
The Guardian, the Guardian,yeah, the movie had just come
out and somebody came in and waslike literally said, was like
(27:38):
literally said, hey, do you havethat movie where Kevin Costner
dies saving Ashton Kutcher'slife?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was like the Guardian and they're like, yeah,
and I was like, alright, no,it's out.
Guess I'm not watching thatshit you don't need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I think I I watched it it sounds like you watched.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It sounds like you're into it.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
No, I love the coast guard.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm not into that movie I don't remember it that
well I might have.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I would I fucking probably loved it the only coast
guard movie?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
there are not, why would there be?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
right.
I mean they do cool shit likeif you want to get in a
firefight I know you don't it'sokay, it's not fun, wow they
fucked me up on gta yeah yeah,uh, if you want the boats, coast
guard man, that's where it's at, if we're not at war.
Which man we always?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
are you literally are a pirate hunter?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
yeah, that's cool that's why I wish I was in the
coast that'd be cool to be apirate hunter.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah man, dead man, deadliest catch Like they're
going out, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
They're like sinking drug subs and shit.
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Killing bloated whales like blowing up bloated
whales and shit.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I want to imagine it's like Miami Vice down there
with them, like chasing dudeswith the Probably sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You know, Probably sucks.
You're probably sitting on aboat doing paperwork.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I know what the infantry is really like, and
it's not as cool as the movies.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You're just sitting on a boat doing paperwork man,
it sucks.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Living in a box like your bed is just a coffin.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You think living in a sub would suck, living on a
boat sucks worse.
Yeah, I don't think I'd want todo that.
You know, I've never been on aa big boat.
I've never been on a cruise.
You ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I'm going In January.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
No kids.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All kids Fuck With a whole family.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No kids would be hot.
Oh, your whole family, wholefamily.
You need some anxiety meds totake with you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I've got plenty.
Yeah, okay, that's a lot.
Yeah, man, that is a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
How many countries Are you going to when marijuana
is illegal?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I don't have a clue.
I was just planning On takingit anyway.
Vape, I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You gonna put it in your butt.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Of course it's a prison part.
Where else are?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
you gonna put it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
But it'll be clean.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It was never, you said.
You answered so quickly.
It was never in doubt how youwere getting it onto the boat.
I'm just going to get it onthere, my butt.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What do you mean?
Where do you put it?
You got to do what you got todo Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I got to hit it.
I'm worried about overheatingthis battery really.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You got me.
I'm trying real hard to notlose it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's boofing man.
Boof my vape pen, yeah, I thinkyou can do it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Fart comes out.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, burp, that'd be awesome.
What a trick, david Blaine Cool, calm down Criss Angel.
Yeah, Calm down down chrisangel and eats a joint shits a
vape pen.
That'd be a real trick on theplane.
(30:50):
They're like do you haveanything up your ass?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
no, but I got this weed in my mouth I got real
worried flying with my vape penand they didn't care at all.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh really, Maybe nobody cares anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It was a domestic flight, but I was flying back to
yeah because they're not goingto fucking test it, that it's
weed.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You know what I mean.
They don't know that it's afucking, very obvious.
Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
They don't give a shit, they just don't care no.
Everybody in New York smokesweed Literally everybody.
It smelled like weed non-stop.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's just weed.
It's mostly weed.
That's funny really.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I was just walking around smoking, weed the whole
time.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I know that's a COVID thing too.
Since it's COVID, they're justlike fuck it, let's just
legalize it everywhere,decriminalize, boom, we'll get
it.
It'll get decriminalized here.
The medical ones are going toopen.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Next year.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Next year.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yep, I need to get my shit together.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I think you'd just be able to buy it.
I don't think you need to getany shit together.
I think it'll be fine.
It should be.
I think they'll, just becauseVirginia was supposed to be like
that too for a while, and theyjust didn't want to fuck that
one.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I think they just did whatever they wanted.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I don't know if you got busted like they did.
Yeah, I don't think it's anobody cares, they were still
trying to figure out what theywere doing when they did that
big bust, like they shut down abunch of people and then they're
like, oops, we were makingmoney.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Perfect spot for one.
Top of the mountain no kidding,I thought that's what they were
building.
I did too, and then they justgames.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Man, I'm so mad that it was fucking uh skill games
that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I thought for sure it was gonna be weed.
I did too.
You remember how much moneythat gas station made selling
beer before you could get it inletcher County A lot.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yep, so everything that's so hometown talk.
Neon gas station at the shelvesare all cleared waiting for
beer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, dollar store selling the shit out of beer.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Right now they are.
Yeah, you're fucking kidding me, I promise bro.
I need to go in.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Food world's getting liquor.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Food world is where.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
IGA Neon food world is getting liquor.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh, thank God.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, liquor bro, neon is back.
Neon is back, baby.
Finally, they're alreadytalking about opening a Mexican
restaurant where the drugstorewas.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
What when On the drugstore?
Was what when On the corner?
Yeah, groovy it's not bigenough Fucking.
It is big enough.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, I mean it's probably okay, but I think that
building is probably going toget condemned when somebody
comes and inspects it, becausethe dry cleaners was never
touched.
Nobody ever cleaned it afterthe flood.
Nobody's ever been in there.
Dude, that whole building ismold because nobody ever went in
(33:51):
there.
They fucking locked it up.
It's still the same.
The washers and dryers are allfilled with flood mud.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm amazed most of the buildings in Neon are okay.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's like and they'vebeen through a few of those and
it's crazy that they're alltough.
It's unbelievable.
And now we're gonna have liquoreverywhere.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm so ready for that .
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, they said there's a bunch of crooked shit
involved with it, but I was likewho gives a fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What could be crooked about it?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think just the people opening the businesses
and stuff Like, I guess, liquorstores, I don't know.
I don't give a fuck Also RipDon Childers.
Since he died, all the air atthe Double Quicks is free.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Happened the day he died.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Did it really Swear to God?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Very nice, or that was on purpose.
I think so.
I mean, I think he was alwaysthe one when we were at Irvine,
he was always the one that saidsomething about it, that he
wanted to charge for it Becauseit used to be free.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Did it really.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, and it's free again.
And it's the good one.
Look at the good one With thevalve and shit.
He's fucking nice Good aircompressor.
I hit it all the time, straightshots baby, that's great
Straight air compressor.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oxygen hits.
How do you get that?
It's fucking.
Yeah, we have those oxygenthings for the high school.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh yeah, have you seen them?
You hit those sometimes.
Yeah, it's wonderful.
What do they call that?
Whippets?
No, no, no, it's oxygen.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, whippet is from Whippet.
Is the drug?
Yeah, oxygen's just.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oxygen's just breathing better than you
normally do.
It gets you high Overbreathing.
Your brain's like yo, thisfeels great.
This feels awesome.
Why don't we get this more?
We should breathe like thismore often.
I smoked for like 20 years.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's breathe like this more often.
I smoked for like 20 years.
That's never going to happenagain.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I don't remember anything anymore.
That's part of my problem.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Get your shit together, man.
There's no excuse for that.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I have an excuse?
I feel like I have a prettysolid excuse.
Yeah, yeah.
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Nope.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Did you say something ?
I don't think so.
Did you Like?
It's a Wizard of Oz scene.
Did you say something?
Oil can, because she's holdingthat fucking can Oil can.
This is terrible podcasting.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I was having fun though.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, I was having a ball.
My cats are chasing a mouse.
We have a mouse.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, it's the first time we ever had one.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't know, you have two cats.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, they're in.
It's like they can't get it.
It stays behind.
It's a smart mouse or some shit, but they'll get it.
They killed one.
There's another one, good.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
They killed one.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
There's another one.
Good for them, I love how metalcats are.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I love cats.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Jasper's metal as fuck.
I love him.
Jasper literally gives lessfucks than I.
Want to be him so bad.
Yes, I want to be him becausehe lives the best life.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, cats are the most spoiled animal on the
planet.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well and me, the Egyptians worshipped them.
Yeah that's why the Egyptiansworshipped them.
What?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You said and me and he said the Egyptians worshipped
them.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, the Egyptians worshipped me.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
The jokes work best when you explain them.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think so Always.
When I have to explain my jokes, those are the best ones I have
the most fun with them but Ihave a bad habit lately, just
walking off with my jokes, don'tyou just fucking no sale it and
just leave.
Well, all right, can't win themall.
Have a good day, um, but youknow, those are my friends.
(38:26):
They laugh at.
They laugh at jokes and they'renot funny.
Good, charlotte says that Ithink about girls.
Girls, they laugh at jokes whenthey're not funny.
Good Charlotte says that Ithink.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Girls will laugh at boys when they're not funny yeah
.
Good Charlotte, what a pull.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I learned most of my childhood, like my teenage years
Were molded by Good Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Good Charlotte, oh Jesus, high school never ends.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Molded by Good Charlotte.
Good Charlotte, oh Jesus, highschool never ends.
Is that Good Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't think so.
Good Charlotte did LittleThings.
Oh Right the.
Anthem the Anthem.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, this is the Anthem.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You, you see, oasis is getting back together the for
a week oasis.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
There's like one of the.
The bet nods and oasis breaksup before the reunion tour is
over.
Yeah, I think there's no waythose brothers cannot get along,
they're just poor, I think Ithink they were like we don't
have any money, that they werelike we don't have any money.
That's got to be it.
We don't have any money Becausethey hate making music with
each other.
They just don't have any money.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, they don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Right, they don't have any albums.
Everybody's like they're thegreatest musicians of all time,
and I was like are they?
They have an album.
What are you?
They're not even the modern dayBeatles.
They're the Beatles 30 yearsago.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
They're the old Beatles Modern day at all, name
four of their songs.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I can't name one of their songs.
Name one of their songsWonderwall, that's Oasis.
Yeah, fuck, that hits dude.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I love them Immediately over.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
They're immediately over, I'm sold on them.
Champagne Supernova yeah,they're immediately over, I'm
sold on them.
Champagne Supernova yeah.
Oh fuck, that song's great.
That's them, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, don't walk away in anger.
I don't know that.
I'm trying to think of another.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, I didn't know.
I guess I didn't know.
You know, I'm easy man, I likeyellow, I like Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I guess I didn't know .
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You know I'm easy man .
I like yellow, I like Coldplay,I like Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
The song's good.
I'm old, I like to listen tomusic.
I like to listen to I knowyou're gay.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Huh, I know you're gay.
Yeah, rainbow Bumper'stickering my chorus as I heart
balls.
That's how this has been.
This, I don't.
This has been, I mean, every,all the time with you, mike.
It's exactly what I expect andand that's why we love you, and
that's why the fans love you.
It's because all the time it'sit's what we're expecting, is is
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um I didn't break opsec thistime, though that's cool, I
didn't tell any stories.
I don't have to cancel anything.
I had to rearrange some stuff,but I don't have to cancel.
I don't have to delete.
Oh, maybe.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh, yeah, the whole suicide thing.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, I think we have to, maybe not.
I think maybe I'm supposed tobleep suicide.
I think we can't have that onSpotify, I don't know why on
Spotify, I don't know why.
Well, logic has that one songjust strictly about Spotify.
It feels like we should be ableto do it.
I mean, it's about not havingsuicide.
I guess that's what we said.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just say right now that it's important not to
commit suicide.
It's important not to.
I have lost so many friends tosuicide.
That's what I'm saying, and Ithink that it's important to say
the word.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
So people get it out there.
If we delete the word, thenpeople want the.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
They won't know.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
We should delete the word debt.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
It shouldn't.
Yeah, let's delete it.
Don't make it edgy, make ittaboo.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Suicide or debt.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Both.
There's nothing edgy abouttaboo.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Fuck.
You know what's theft Taxation.
Never forget that.
Don't get me fucking started.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I just paid taxes yesterday.
Why, what's theft Taxation?
Never forget that.
Oh, that's what I just paidtaxes yesterday.
Why did you pay them?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, I mean my registration, and that includes
that's your taxes on the taxesyou paid is what registration
fucking is.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
So I am paid by the taxpayers.
Oh by taxes, so I am payingtaxes on my.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
You're just making a deposit in your own account.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm paying taxes on taxes.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
You're investing in yourself.
I don't understand it.
You're investing in yourself.
You should bring this up at ameeting Of.
Excuse me, why do I have to payany taxes?
Super confused why this makesany sense.
I'll pay my own company.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I can't stand property.
You're going to get me fuckinggoing on the government.
I hate the goddamn governmentso much.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Remember when you worked for them.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, it was great.
Continue to pay me please.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Continue to pay me government.
Oh, they're paying you andplaying you.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's fine.
They played me for a long time.
Now they gotta pay me.
It was a short term investmenton their part that didn't work
out yeah, they thought for sureyou'd be dead by now oh yeah, I
thought for sure I would havedone shit a lot different if I
had known I was gonna survive itwas gonna be fucking alive and
have to raise all these children.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I would have made a lot less kids you wake up every
morning with four kids.
Just wait until Heather leavesand you've got to raise them by
yourself.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my God, I'm amazed it's not happening yet.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's surprising.
Who was it?
I was talking to today and Iwas like it's really impressive
that we were able to get wives,and it's even much more
impressive we were able to getlike legitimate, and it's even
much more impressive.
We were able to get likelegitimate successful.
It was like what is going on?
I know I don't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
What happened when I was cool, like when I was army
cool, it made a lot more sensefor me to have a functional wife
.
Yeah, that's true.
Nowadays, if you meet me, it'slike holy shit.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's surprising.
They have to ask about yourhistory to find out how you're
married to her they immediatelyassumed oh, he wasn't around
yeah, I let the bit get awayfrom you you got lost in the bit
oh, maybe I went too far, maybe, maybe, and here I said we
don't have to cut shit I got toococky.
(44:27):
Oh God, it's good.
I'm just going to censor it,it's fine.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
This button.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Suicide, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's the only time we successfully censored it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
God, this whole episode is going to get cut,
yeah, so hopefully we'll havethis episode will come out by
the weekend.
We're doing this on a fuckingmiddle of the Wednesday night,
so this will probably come outthe weekend and we'll probably
have another one the followingweekend, the next episode.
I don't know who's going to beon it.
(45:02):
I'll be there, we'll see whoshows up, but remember to like
and comment.
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So do that, please, andsubscribe and share it with
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I want to thank a few peoplefor sticking with us through
everything Patrons that stillpay in, still in the paid tier
(45:27):
of unpaid lunch, still stickingwith us.
So we appreciate.
The hustlers all the way downCorey, phillip, brandy, micah
shout out Cluck Truck, chrisHammons and then Mike.
That's the only reason he getsto come on the show.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I pay to get access.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
All these people can come on the show whenever they
want to, and Micah's going to behappy about this episode.
I'm sure he's probably going tocome on the show soon and
hopefully bring some chicken,and I know you'll show up for
that.
I love chicken you fucking behere for the chicken Chicken's,
eating chickens and shit likethat.
Who the fuck knows what we eventalk about on this show?
(46:08):
It's insane that anybody evenlistens.
If they do, you guys gotanything else.
Remember that.
Nobody stop you from quittingyour job, but you.
We've got to pick that up.
(46:29):
Bye.
On your break.
Today, everybody's favoriteangry army vet is in studio Fuck
yellow jackets.
And we offer a reward forRhino's return.
Alright, time to clock out forlunch so so what, what, what?
(00:36):
What welcome into air paidlunch.
Thanks for spending your breakwith us.
This is heavy d uh munro's herein studio and I got Mike he's
back by popular demand.
It's been 88 years since we hadto cue the old lady and the
Titanic because we've notrecorded in forever.
(00:59):
Rhino is MIA.
Who, who, who.
There's an owl somewhere.
Owls and shit who, who, who.
There's an L somewhere, l's andshit who Fuck.
Yeah, I think content sinceMarch.
Thanks for sticking with usthrough some sad boy summer.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Sad boy fall's coming up.
Yeah, but that but that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But sad boy falls on its way.
The leaves are falling.
We're putting on sweatshirtsand ball shorts, son, it's going
to be a great cold time.
It's much easier to hide yoursadness in a hoodie.
It is and, um, I sit in the backof the like call center so I
just wear whatever now Because,like, if it's going to be a down
(01:48):
day and I don't have anythingwhen I'm going to have to like
Communicate with somebody one onone, I just like, and I don't
see anybody all day long.
Especially it's like when mypeople are not there, I'm like,
I'm not going to talk to anybody, it's business that way.
Yeah, just going to hang out andenjoy this day.
I get so much done.
It's like sitting in that backcorner.
I get so much done.
Nobody comes back there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Coworkers are the killer of productivity, right
yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So, yeah, we're just hanging out Coming back.
Happy to be back.
Rhino, hopefully will be aroundsometime.
Not this episode, but Nikki Jis going to be here soon.
But yeah, we're going to havesomebody different every week
(02:38):
and try to make some morecontent for everybody.
Thanks everybody for stickingwith us and we were having a
conversation very exhilaratingabout towels and washing off.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's an important conversation to have with
everyone.
It is.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, we decided that it's okay to wash your balls
and then your face.
Were you going back to yourface, though?
Do you do face and head first?
I?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
will go.
I start head beard and then Ido everything else, and then, of
course, condensation in thebathroom tends to give a little
bit of a glaze to the face, andso I will go back to the face,
after body, to include testicles.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Because I am an efficient bather.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So okay, I don't miss spots.
Hidden secret about me.
Whenever nobody's home, I don'teven use a towel.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I just fucking get out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I can't stand that Just get out of the shower and
walk around the house play somecollege football.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I like to be naked.
I just got to be dry.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, when you dry off, cats usually lick it Just
walking through the house,fucking cat.
Give me that dirty water.
I don't use soap, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who would?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh, I started a new thing I'm brushing my teeth in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yeah, it's a new thing for me.
I'm finding out that everybodydoes it.
That's what I'm finding out,because everybody I've mentioned
it to, they've been like, yeah,and I'm like, oh, I'm just
fucking living in the past.
Sorry, george Jetson, I didn'tknow what was going on.
George Jetson, oh Jesus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, you feel good , you feel clean all over.
Yeah, just do it all in onespot.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, and there's a time where I just feel that time
where I'm just standing therein the shower anyway, not doing
anything, oh, yeah, yeah,because there's a couple minutes
before I shampoo my hair whereI'm just looking at the hot
water in my face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And I can just use it yeah that's the sadness.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I get to wash away the sadness off the back of my
neck.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's what I like to do.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like to let it hit right here and then, um, you
know, uh, there's anotherpodcast I was listening to where
this topic came up aboutpooping in the shower wait, wait
what pause, hold up recordscratch.
No, there it is.
What's funny is on ShowingColor I run the board and on
(05:28):
this show Keisha's been runningit forever.
Keisha's been running it and Iforgot where the buttons are.
I'm going to delete all thatand add them back.
But yeah, you know you don'tever have to poop when you're in
the shower.
It's the worst having to getout of the shower and having to
go poop.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I poop every time I get in the shower Before.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Nope, hold up.
What did you say?
Every time I get in the shower,that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I poop in the shower.
Yeah, before I get in theshower, I try to poop.
That way I'm not clean.
What's the point in showering?
Well, it drains a drain.
I just make chocolate wafflesjust smush it down with your
foot.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, and the drain is.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that the most efficient way to get it down?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
uh, no, spray it with the water and lead uh, yeah, if
you have a sprayer, that'll doit, but I don't have a sprayer,
so I have to use like my feet,my hands and like my knees and
get down there and push itthrough.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Remember to take your toothbrush out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, I have to use my toothbrush too, so we can jam it
down the whole back the tonguecleaner, so it gets in there.
It's not my toothbrush, it's mywife's.
I wouldn't use my own.
Is my cat over there?
Yeah, oh, yes, prince Milo, ismy cat over there?
(06:48):
Yeah, oh, yes, prince Milo.
He has to get in the wrestlingring in the middle of the it's
in the middle of the table.
There's a.
He loves it.
He loves the wrestling ring.
That's hilarious.
So that's interesting.
That you guys don't ever poopin the shower.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, Never done that, never once.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Getting out of the shower Not a fan of that either.
It's real cold.
You know, what's funny Is we'relike 30 minutes into this
episode and we're alreadytalking about poop.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It has to happen.
It's a hot topic.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Some sort of fixation probably.
It's a hot topic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's a hot steaming topic, shit.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hit the button.
Hit the button, get me out ofhere.
I got to go.
I'm trying to think so.
Last episode I know you fuckersdon't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I pay you for it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You do pay me for it.
I'm not going to hate, sothat's why that's a recurring
guest.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I don't have to listen to support, that's true.
Yeah, that's, you know that'srecurring guest.
I don't have to.
I don't have to listen tosupport, that's true.
Make better content.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're hurting my feelings.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I only listen to my episodes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Have me on more.
I'll listen to more shit.
Yeah, I'm disappointed Nickcouldn't get here tonight,
because I was excited aboutlistening to you guys fight all
night long and rambling.
And then we invite Eric and geteverybody over.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just turn it into a manhouse again.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah so.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is good stuff.
This is good radio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is good radio.
I was just thinking about youproviding your eggs to Eric.
Yeah, that's what I wasthinking.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sometimes he goes.
You know they malt chickens alittle less, and so sometimes
he's not got enough and I've gottons.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Do you sell the farmer's market?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I'm too lazy for that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You just have 100 kids, so you use all your shit.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We eat a lot and we feed them to the birds, like if
they start to go bad, I feedthem, I cook them.
My birds get scrambled eggs, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, they don't bro yeah they absolutely do.
You're fucking lying.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Why would I waste it?
It's a good source of protein.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's so fucked up, though.
Ain't that fucked up?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Listen, they'll eat.
Like if a chicken dies and Idon't get it out of the yard
soon enough, they'll eat it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I mean, I guess cats will eat you too If you
die in the forework happening toyou.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Chickens are not parakeets, they're awful.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Don't they get rid of yellow jackets?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They can't this year.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Because the yellow jackets are fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They've been running off.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
They're super yellow jackets too.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, they're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Usually we do not have any.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
This whole house.
Next door is a yellow jacket'snest.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm pretty sure they moved in yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Is it Yellow Jacket's nest?
I'm pretty sure they moved in.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure thatthey're going in the window and,
like I've seen, like hundredsof them go in the window.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole house is a nest.
They're all over our field.
I'm just going to burn it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's not even mine.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm going to cut this .
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm not going to cut this.
It's fine.
That happened up the street,you know.
You know, jack Fucking, no this.
That lady up the street burnedher house down.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh, I thought you meant there was a fire.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, when they told her not to burn her house down,
she burned it down and it meltedthat church.
Yeah, it melted that churchnext to it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, that's crazy, melted it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, she just literally was she was just
standing outside screaming whileit was on fire.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was like, yeah, you fucking did it Like you
think was going to happen.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You did the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's what you did.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The thing you were trying to do, done.
Yeah, you did it, oh man.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Rory drove or Lucy drove by.
Oh my God, I can't stop hittingit.
I apologize.
Lucy drove by it at some pointand hasn't stopped talking about
it since, like it really stuckwith her that there was a fire,
so she's very afraid.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Flood damage and.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Cat on the counter.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, cat's on the counter.
Don't eat everybody's food,it's fine.
Mike's lost in the cat.
I'm sorry.
It's fine, the cat's there.
It's a in the cat, I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
The cat's there.
It's a wonderful little cat.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Orange cat Really lost in the.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm really still lost in the chicken on chicken shit
dude.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm lost in the chicken on chicken Because then,
like the level, I mean, yeah,you're right, the chicken on
chicken shit dude.
I'm lost in the chicken onchicken because then, like the
level, I mean, yeah, you'reright, they would eat it anyway.
I'm lost on that.
Isn't that like there's a thingin what's the bad Korea?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
North.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, that one when, like all the people, have this
sickness because they eatpotatoes grown from poop, from
potatoes, the only fertilizerthey have is potatoes.
The only thing they have to eatis potatoes.
There's nothing in it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know that it sucks there.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Bad sucks.
I could not imagine living in acountry like that.
Imagine losing that lottery.
Bad sucks.
I could not imagine living in acountry Like that.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Imagine losing that lottery.
Just been fucking born.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We had no vote in it, we just happened to end up here
.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I mean, there's so many Like rural India.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You think rural India .
Where would you rather be born?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Here or there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Rural India or India you think rural India.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Where would you rather be born?
Here or there?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Rural India or North Korea, north Korea.
Oh, what's this game showcalled?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's a good one though.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm going to say India.
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think India India, I mean it's super, duper poor,
but there's opportunity to getout.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean it's still a pretty, I mean it's a fully
advanced nation with freedoms.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, you're just going to die in North Korea?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I mean you're equally , you're going to starve to
death in either one, All right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So I think it was like two episodes ago that you
were here and we did the cards.
Yeah perhaps Are those cardsthat were used, I don't know.
I remember all the ones youused.
You do so.
We found some that were unused.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
This is my one for you.
Do it Briefly summarize the1999 movie Wild Wild West.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Wicked Wild Wild.
So do you know that?
I know.
So I think we've had thisconversation.
I'm pretty sure I know everyword to that song, Like
beginning to end the whole song.
I know every word to it.
I used to know a ton of thelike, the words to the movie,
(14:09):
like I used to be able to justgo all the way through it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That movie's great it is.
It is a wonderful movie.
It's got really good actors init.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
If it wasn't based on the old show, people would have
loved that movie think so yeah,because people wanted it to be
Wild Wild West and it wasn'tlike that.
It wasn't silly like that.
But they were doing that wholeera of movies in that time that
they were doing like Starsky andHutch and Dukes of Hazzard and
(14:36):
that movie, that were almostspinoffs but instead they were
silly from shows that weren'tsilly like Starsky and Hutch and
all that shit.
It was not funny at the time.
Now they do that, but then theymake stuff serious, way too
serious, like Hawaii Five-0.
There's a bunch of terrible TVthat you don't watch.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I thought it was a great movie.
I also think that it was not agood movie.
I love it.
The fucking magnets and the theblades of the magnets.
It's got so many great actorsthat don't do great acting and
when he's on her boobs.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
oh, that movie has one of the best scenes ever that
you can't do anymore, like thatscene where he's in the
wheelchair and he's like Ihaven't seen you in a coon day.
Oh yeah, it's like ah, thatwhole scene is just roasts.
Yeah, you can't do thatanywhere but YouTube now Can't
(15:42):
do a lot on YouTube.
Yeah, but you can roast peopleon YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Can you?
It's not in the comments.
Yeah, I think so.
Why can't you?
I don't know, I'm gonna say itwhy can't you say like suicide
or kill or murder?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
or something.
We're gonna bleep all that shitwrong button again.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I said I didn't think you'd be able to, but why can't
you?
That shit happens Like ifyou're making an anti.
You don't want to put yourfinger on the button Suicide.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I was quicker than you, anti-suicide.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You did it to yourself that time.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But if you want to make an anti-suicide video, wow,
wow, in the eight of them youdid it to yourself that time.
But if you want to make ananti-suicide video, wow, I can't
say the word.
Eight of them, I can't say theSay sigh-side.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I tickled myself out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Sigh-nod.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Happiness.
You know what?
I'm not going to make aeuphemism.
While I'm complaining abouthaving to use euphemisms, put my
glasses on, insult me.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You start using big words.
I don't understand.
That's when I take that asdisrespect.
I wouldn't know you can sayanything.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I know that your viewers are smarter than us.
They'll know.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
They can't be dumber than us.
They do listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They've been around this long.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, I don't think so, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I tickled myself and started crying.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I started crying.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It was fun.
I'm losing it again.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Talk.
I'm so invested in you.
Losing it, though, is what I'mso invested in.
Oh my God, I'm mind blown bythat.
I'm okay.
You see me last night textingMike when Mike's on the field
coaching, and I know he'll getmy messages on his watch.
So I'm just going to send himrandom shit, like they're going
(17:52):
to throw it to number three.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You see me look at my watch and look at him.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I definitely thought that kid was going to throw 400
yards.
I really did.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I was confident we were going to get work.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
his receivers couldn't catch, I didn't know
that they held more than anybodyI've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Well, that's what they were like, and it wasn't
home cooking on the holdings.
I don't think so either.
I've seen it, you can see it.
Yeah, is it just?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
they're bad at hold, because everybody holds, but
like they were bad at holdingLike they stretched the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You think they don't have refs that call it.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
They must not, right.
I mean they can't, I meaneverybody holds, but when you're
pulling, jersey.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, you can't make it.
You can't grab jersey You'regoing to get caught.
Yeah, there was only like oneor two calls that I thought were
, and I think Jerry was callingeverything.
They didn't want him to.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Like I know what's-his-name was like,
shaking his head whenever Jerrywould call something.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We got saved on Gunner's unsportsmanlike he
should have been tossed.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I thought so.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
You know, but that was one ofthe home cookings.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, that's okay.
You know, we won't complainabout that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That was a stand-up move by a dude protecting a dumb
kid.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Or a kid being dumb rather.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
All kids are dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All kids are dumb, every single one.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Say the dumbest things.
Everybody in here just yes,they're all dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I was dumb as a kid.
Emma is dumb.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, I'm still dumb, she's not dumb at all.
No, jude is very smart, alsoreally dumb, super dumb Like
shockingly dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Kids and teenagers especially.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Babies are smart though.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
They trust everybody.
That's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You know who don't Stone Cold DTA.
That's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, you know who don't Stone Cold.
What word DTA.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's what I always learned I don't talk to cops and
I don't trust anybody Speakingof cops.
Um, um.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Kamala.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, we're going to talk about the election now.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
This is politics talk with Unpaid Politics.
That's what this does.
This is Unpaid Politics.
No such thing.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I think Accurate RFK's pesticide speech was my
favorite thing about life.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, he's pretty crazy, it's okay.
What's funny is the way I feelis, when Obama was president,
the world was less funny.
So what I mean is there's goodcontent that comes from Trump
(20:38):
being president.
You know it's a lot of comediccontent and you know some really
mean stuff too.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
but that's when the that's where the humor is.
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's funny that he's president.
That's funny, anyway, that'sfunny Like the whole thing is
funny, literally reality star.
Yeah, it's like whole thing'sfunny, literally reality star.
Yeah, it's like electing theMiz.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Remember when everybody was like the Rock?
Well, that's silly.
We vote for real politicianslike Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Guess what?
The Rock's not a WF Hall ofFamer, yet Donald Trump is.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's like the only president of any country that's
a WWF Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Man, he is just unstoppable, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
He's the greatest.
He's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The biggest Chosen by God.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
He is chosen by God.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I've seen many memes about it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It has to be real if I have seen AI art about it yeah
.
That my aunt shared Everybody'saunt shared it.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm sharing it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, that my aunt shared, Everybody's aunt sharing
it.
Right now it confused by yourmom's social media a little bit.
I don't really see it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
No that's good.
That's the best way to do it.
I don't look at most people'ssocial media.
That's good I go on there, postmy thing, scroll a couple of
times, then leave it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Fuck you people driving too fast.
That's what your post says.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Is that what most of mine would say?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, it's like for sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah, youguys should slow down.
You guys are idiots.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I say that I don't know, I don't keep track of what
I say, I don't know, you'rejust just tweeting like trump,
just firing them off.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I do, I just fire them off.
I think we're gonna get um.
I was just thinking about yourbuilding.
I was thinking about I know,it's like strip now.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, I don't know if you were gonna start rebuilding
yeah yeah, because we weretalking about moving the studio.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Get renting a um, like one of the buildings you
know you can get, like theybring them in or whatever oh
yeah and put out here in theyard and having like the studio
in that.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's a good idea.
Yeah, it really is.
You can just get.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
We have the wifi to reach out there.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
How the works for mom .
We have to have banging inthere.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, she worked for mom all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I bother her constantly I was going to say it
sucks for her probably.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Me and Lucy are just constantly.
Please help Do you know wheremy pants are.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
She's trying to do actual work.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Real shit.
She's talking about money inthe millions and I'm walking
around in my underwear Lookingfor a diaper, with Anna on them,
because that's what she wants.
That's the one she wants andshe's talking about.
Well, we can get three millionoff of this company if we do
this, and I'm just we're out oforange juice.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's this, immediate thing.
Walk in there with an emptybottle.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Thank God she's rarely on.
I bought her.
You know the on-air sign likeyou should have we need one of
those.
Uh, I got her one.
It's over the door so she hitsit when she's on camera I like
that because I walk in.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm under there all the time we were talking about
those videos, those um likeduring covid there was a ton of
like because everybody wasworking from home.
Like those videos like that.
That little girl that likecomes in the room or whatever.
It's like when the guy'sobviously like he's a lawyer or
something, he's on the call.
That little girl comes in theroom and is like, and the
housekeeper comes in and like,crawls in the room and grabs the
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kid, like, tries to crawl backout of the room yeah and that
judge or that lawyer that uh putthe cat I'm not a cat.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He literally said I'm not a cat.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
He literally said I'm not a cat.
We can continue.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The judge was like no bitch, I cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I cannot do it.
If you're going to be a cat,how?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
do you like?
How can you not figure out howto turn it off His?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
granddaughter came in and did it, I think.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Really.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
His granddaughter came in and turned it off.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
If you've got a granddaughter, you get a pass.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Press the button and look at him like.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
There's already things that I can't do.
Oh yeah, I've already hit thatage.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, I'm like hand and clay stuff, Like do this.
I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I will not have TikToks, or I have an Instagram,
but it's not even on my phoneanymore because I don't
understand any of it.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So I have it for the podcast I just promote and shit
what are you going to fly?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
going on Maybe.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Did it come out of that Doubtful?
You looked at it like maybe Inever, know It'd be awful.
I'm going to tell you Somethingin there would be dead the way
that is Wouldn't be fun.
No, keep pregame with that youfeel good, oh UK.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Go Cats.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Go Cats, who we play this week.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Who.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Cats Football.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
This fucking owl man.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
This owl's still here .
It's still here, South Carolina.
You're in South Carolina.
I wish.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't think I am.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
When's the last time you went to a beach?
A beach.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Last year probably.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Somewhere in Florida.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It's all the same.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
If you go to the Gulf , the inside.
Oh yeah, Maybe somewhere nearTampa Bay, somewhere you have no
idea.
No, I'm not going to TreasureIsland.
That doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Treasure Island does sound right, it doesn't feel
right.
I'll be honest, I don't thinkyou went there Something like
that Near Tampa Bay.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It was nice.
It was warm water.
There was a Coast Guard station.
I love the Coast Guard.
I got really excited aboutseeing their boats.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's the truth.
I love the Coast Guard.
They're cool why?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because I should have joined them.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, it'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You'd still be doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been blown up a bunch of times.
Right, you know where you don'tget hit.
Hit IEDs.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Only drowned.
That's the only thing thathappens.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
They wear life jackets.
How many?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Coast Guard.
Deaths are there a year.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I bet it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I bet it's not a lot.
Do you think there's one a day?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Probably Think about heavy water rescue.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They're pretty fucking good, though you know
what I mean.
That whole movie, only oneperson died.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Ashton Kutcher did he die?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't know, man, I didn't watch it.
What do you mean?
I'm not saying anything.
Funny story about that moviewhen I worked at Mountain Video.
Do you remember that MountainVideo?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Where was it?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In making.
The one like near the highway,yeah, the one like where highway
, yeah, yeah, I do the one whereDollar Store is now around
there.
Yeah, when I worked there for awhile, somebody came in.
One time that movie had justcome out.
The Guardian, the Guardian,yeah, the movie had just come
out and somebody came in and waslike literally said, was like
(27:38):
literally said, hey, do you havethat movie where Kevin Costner
dies saving Ashton Kutcher'slife?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was like the Guardian and they're like, yeah,
and I was like, alright, no,it's out.
Guess I'm not watching thatshit you don't need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I think I I watched it it sounds like you watched.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It sounds like you're into it.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
No, I love the coast guard.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm not into that movie I don't remember it that
well I might have.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I would I fucking probably loved it the only coast
guard movie?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
there are not, why would there be?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
right.
I mean they do cool shit likeif you want to get in a
firefight I know you don't it'sokay, it's not fun, wow they
fucked me up on gta yeah yeah,uh, if you want the boats, coast
guard man, that's where it's at, if we're not at war.
Which man we always?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
are you literally are a pirate hunter?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
yeah, that's cool that's why I wish I was in the
coast that'd be cool to be apirate hunter.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah man, dead man, deadliest catch Like they're
going out, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
They're like sinking drug subs and shit.
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Killing bloated whales like blowing up bloated
whales and shit.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I want to imagine it's like Miami Vice down there
with them, like chasing dudeswith the Probably sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You know, Probably sucks.
You're probably sitting on aboat doing paperwork.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I know what the infantry is really like, and
it's not as cool as the movies.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You're just sitting on a boat doing paperwork man,
it sucks.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Living in a box like your bed is just a coffin.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You think living in a sub would suck, living on a
boat sucks worse.
Yeah, I don't think I'd want todo that.
You know, I've never been on aa big boat.
I've never been on a cruise.
You ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I'm going In January.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
No kids.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All kids Fuck With a whole family.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No kids would be hot.
Oh, your whole family, wholefamily.
You need some anxiety meds totake with you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I've got plenty.
Yeah, okay, that's a lot.
Yeah, man, that is a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
How many countries Are you going to when marijuana
is illegal?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I don't have a clue.
I was just planning On takingit anyway.
Vape, I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You gonna put it in your butt.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Of course it's a prison part.
Where else are?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
you gonna put it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
But it'll be clean.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It was never, you said.
You answered so quickly.
It was never in doubt how youwere getting it onto the boat.
I'm just going to get it onthere, my butt.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What do you mean?
Where do you put it?
You got to do what you got todo Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I got to hit it.
I'm worried about overheatingthis battery really.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You got me.
I'm trying real hard to notlose it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's boofing man.
Boof my vape pen, yeah, I thinkyou can do it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Fart comes out.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, burp, that'd be awesome.
What a trick, david Blaine Cool, calm down Criss Angel.
Yeah, Calm down down chrisangel and eats a joint shits a
vape pen.
That'd be a real trick on theplane.
(30:50):
They're like do you haveanything up your ass?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
no, but I got this weed in my mouth I got real
worried flying with my vape penand they didn't care at all.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh really, Maybe nobody cares anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It was a domestic flight, but I was flying back to
yeah because they're not goingto fucking test it, that it's
weed.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You know what I mean.
They don't know that it's afucking, very obvious.
Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
They don't give a shit, they just don't care no.
Everybody in New York smokesweed Literally everybody.
It smelled like weed non-stop.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's just weed.
It's mostly weed.
That's funny really.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I was just walking around smoking, weed the whole
time.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I know that's a COVID thing too.
Since it's COVID, they're justlike fuck it, let's just
legalize it everywhere,decriminalize, boom, we'll get
it.
It'll get decriminalized here.
The medical ones are going toopen.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Next year.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Next year.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yep, I need to get my shit together.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I think you'd just be able to buy it.
I don't think you need to getany shit together.
I think it'll be fine.
It should be.
I think they'll, just becauseVirginia was supposed to be like
that too for a while, and theyjust didn't want to fuck that
one.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I think they just did whatever they wanted.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I don't know if you got busted like they did.
Yeah, I don't think it's anobody cares, they were still
trying to figure out what theywere doing when they did that
big bust, like they shut down abunch of people and then they're
like, oops, we were makingmoney.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Perfect spot for one.
Top of the mountain no kidding,I thought that's what they were
building.
I did too, and then they justgames.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Man, I'm so mad that it was fucking uh skill games
that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I thought for sure it was gonna be weed.
I did too.
You remember how much moneythat gas station made selling
beer before you could get it inletcher County A lot.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yep, so everything that's so hometown talk.
Neon gas station at the shelvesare all cleared waiting for
beer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, dollar store selling the shit out of beer.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Right now they are.
Yeah, you're fucking kidding me, I promise bro.
I need to go in.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Food world's getting liquor.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Food world is where.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
IGA Neon food world is getting liquor.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh, thank God.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, liquor bro, neon is back.
Neon is back, baby.
Finally, they're alreadytalking about opening a Mexican
restaurant where the drugstorewas.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
What when On the drugstore?
Was what when On the corner?
Yeah, groovy it's not bigenough Fucking.
It is big enough.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, I mean it's probably okay, but I think that
building is probably going toget condemned when somebody
comes and inspects it, becausethe dry cleaners was never
touched.
Nobody ever cleaned it afterthe flood.
Nobody's ever been in there.
Dude, that whole building ismold because nobody ever went in
(33:51):
there.
They fucking locked it up.
It's still the same.
The washers and dryers are allfilled with flood mud.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm amazed most of the buildings in Neon are okay.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's like and they'vebeen through a few of those and
it's crazy that they're alltough.
It's unbelievable.
And now we're gonna have liquoreverywhere.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm so ready for that .
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, they said there's a bunch of crooked shit
involved with it, but I was likewho gives a fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What could be crooked about it?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think just the people opening the businesses
and stuff Like, I guess, liquorstores, I don't know.
I don't give a fuck Also RipDon Childers.
Since he died, all the air atthe Double Quicks is free.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Happened the day he died.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Did it really Swear to God?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Very nice, or that was on purpose.
I think so.
I mean, I think he was alwaysthe one when we were at Irvine,
he was always the one that saidsomething about it, that he
wanted to charge for it Becauseit used to be free.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Did it really.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, and it's free again.
And it's the good one.
Look at the good one With thevalve and shit.
He's fucking nice Good aircompressor.
I hit it all the time, straightshots baby, that's great
Straight air compressor.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oxygen hits.
How do you get that?
It's fucking.
Yeah, we have those oxygenthings for the high school.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh yeah, have you seen them?
You hit those sometimes.
Yeah, it's wonderful.
What do they call that?
Whippets?
No, no, no, it's oxygen.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, whippet is from Whippet.
Is the drug?
Yeah, oxygen's just.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oxygen's just breathing better than you
normally do.
It gets you high Overbreathing.
Your brain's like yo, thisfeels great.
This feels awesome.
Why don't we get this more?
We should breathe like thismore often.
I smoked for like 20 years.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's breathe like this more often.
I smoked for like 20 years.
That's never going to happenagain.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I don't remember anything anymore.
That's part of my problem.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Get your shit together, man.
There's no excuse for that.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I have an excuse?
I feel like I have a prettysolid excuse.
Yeah, yeah.
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Nope.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Did you say something ?
I don't think so.
Did you Like?
It's a Wizard of Oz scene.
Did you say something?
Oil can, because she's holdingthat fucking can Oil can.
This is terrible podcasting.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I was having fun though.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, I was having a ball.
My cats are chasing a mouse.
We have a mouse.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, it's the first time we ever had one.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't know, you have two cats.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, they're in.
It's like they can't get it.
It stays behind.
It's a smart mouse or some shit, but they'll get it.
They killed one.
There's another one, good.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
They killed one.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
There's another one.
Good for them, I love how metalcats are.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I love cats.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Jasper's metal as fuck.
I love him.
Jasper literally gives lessfucks than I.
Want to be him so bad.
Yes, I want to be him becausehe lives the best life.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, cats are the most spoiled animal on the
planet.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well and me, the Egyptians worshipped them.
Yeah that's why the Egyptiansworshipped them.
What?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You said and me and he said the Egyptians worshipped
them.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, the Egyptians worshipped me.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
The jokes work best when you explain them.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think so Always.
When I have to explain my jokes, those are the best ones I have
the most fun with them but Ihave a bad habit lately, just
walking off with my jokes, don'tyou just fucking no sale it and
just leave.
Well, all right, can't win themall.
Have a good day, um, but youknow, those are my friends.
(38:26):
They laugh at.
They laugh at jokes and they'renot funny.
Good, charlotte says that Ithink about girls.
Girls, they laugh at jokes whenthey're not funny.
Good Charlotte says that Ithink.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Girls will laugh at boys when they're not funny yeah
.
Good Charlotte, what a pull.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I learned most of my childhood, like my teenage years
Were molded by Good Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Good Charlotte, oh Jesus, high school never ends.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Molded by Good Charlotte.
Good Charlotte, oh Jesus, highschool never ends.
Is that Good Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't think so.
Good Charlotte did LittleThings.
Oh Right the.
Anthem the Anthem.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, this is the Anthem.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You, you see, oasis is getting back together the for
a week oasis.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
There's like one of the.
The bet nods and oasis breaksup before the reunion tour is
over.
Yeah, I think there's no waythose brothers cannot get along,
they're just poor, I think Ithink they were like we don't
have any money, that they werelike we don't have any money.
That's got to be it.
We don't have any money Becausethey hate making music with
each other.
They just don't have any money.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, they don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Right, they don't have any albums.
Everybody's like they're thegreatest musicians of all time,
and I was like are they?
They have an album.
What are you?
They're not even the modern dayBeatles.
They're the Beatles 30 yearsago.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
They're the old Beatles Modern day at all, name
four of their songs.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I can't name one of their songs.
Name one of their songsWonderwall, that's Oasis.
Yeah, fuck, that hits dude.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I love them Immediately over.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
They're immediately over, I'm sold on them.
Champagne Supernova yeah,they're immediately over, I'm
sold on them.
Champagne Supernova yeah.
Oh fuck, that song's great.
That's them, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, don't walk away in anger.
I don't know that.
I'm trying to think of another.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, I didn't know.
I guess I didn't know.
You know, I'm easy man, I likeyellow, I like Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I guess I didn't know .
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You know I'm easy man .
I like yellow, I like Coldplay,I like Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
The song's good.
I'm old, I like to listen tomusic.
I like to listen to I knowyou're gay.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Huh, I know you're gay.
Yeah, rainbow Bumper'stickering my chorus as I heart
balls.
That's how this has been.
This, I don't.
This has been, I mean, every,all the time with you, mike.
It's exactly what I expect andand that's why we love you, and
that's why the fans love you.
It's because all the time it'sit's what we're expecting, is is
(41:02):
um I didn't break opsec thistime, though that's cool, I
didn't tell any stories.
I don't have to cancel anything.
I had to rearrange some stuff,but I don't have to cancel.
I don't have to delete.
Oh, maybe.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh, yeah, the whole suicide thing.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, I think we have to, maybe not.
I think maybe I'm supposed tobleep suicide.
I think we can't have that onSpotify, I don't know why on
Spotify, I don't know why.
Well, logic has that one songjust strictly about Spotify.
It feels like we should be ableto do it.
I mean, it's about not havingsuicide.
I guess that's what we said.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just say right now that it's important not to
commit suicide.
It's important not to.
I have lost so many friends tosuicide.
That's what I'm saying, and Ithink that it's important to say
the word.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
So people get it out there.
If we delete the word, thenpeople want the.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
They won't know.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
We should delete the word debt.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
It shouldn't.
Yeah, let's delete it.
Don't make it edgy, make ittaboo.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Suicide or debt.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Both.
There's nothing edgy abouttaboo.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Fuck.
You know what's theft Taxation.
Never forget that.
Don't get me fucking started.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I just paid taxes yesterday.
Why, what's theft Taxation?
Never forget that.
Oh, that's what I just paidtaxes yesterday.
Why did you pay them?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, I mean my registration, and that includes
that's your taxes on the taxesyou paid is what registration
fucking is.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
So I am paid by the taxpayers.
Oh by taxes, so I am payingtaxes on my.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
You're just making a deposit in your own account.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm paying taxes on taxes.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
You're investing in yourself.
I don't understand it.
You're investing in yourself.
You should bring this up at ameeting Of.
Excuse me, why do I have to payany taxes?
Super confused why this makesany sense.
I'll pay my own company.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I can't stand property.
You're going to get me fuckinggoing on the government.
I hate the goddamn governmentso much.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Remember when you worked for them.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, it was great.
Continue to pay me please.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Continue to pay me government.
Oh, they're paying you andplaying you.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's fine.
They played me for a long time.
Now they gotta pay me.
It was a short term investmenton their part that didn't work
out yeah, they thought for sureyou'd be dead by now oh yeah, I
thought for sure I would havedone shit a lot different if I
had known I was gonna survive itwas gonna be fucking alive and
have to raise all these children.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I would have made a lot less kids you wake up every
morning with four kids.
Just wait until Heather leavesand you've got to raise them by
yourself.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my God, I'm amazed it's not happening yet.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's surprising.
Who was it?
I was talking to today and Iwas like it's really impressive
that we were able to get wives,and it's even much more
impressive we were able to getlike legitimate, and it's even
much more impressive.
We were able to get likelegitimate successful.
It was like what is going on?
I know I don't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
What happened when I was cool, like when I was army
cool, it made a lot more sensefor me to have a functional wife
.
Yeah, that's true.
Nowadays, if you meet me, it'slike holy shit.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's surprising.
They have to ask about yourhistory to find out how you're
married to her they immediatelyassumed oh, he wasn't around
yeah, I let the bit get awayfrom you you got lost in the bit
oh, maybe I went too far, maybe, maybe, and here I said we
don't have to cut shit I got toococky.
(44:27):
Oh God, it's good.
I'm just going to censor it,it's fine.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
This button.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Suicide, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's the only time we successfully censored it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
God, this whole episode is going to get cut,
yeah, so hopefully we'll havethis episode will come out by
the weekend.
We're doing this on a fuckingmiddle of the Wednesday night,
so this will probably come outthe weekend and we'll probably
have another one the followingweekend, the next episode.
I don't know who's going to beon it.
(45:02):
I'll be there, we'll see whoshows up, but remember to like
and comment.
Comment helps more than youthink it does.
So do that, please, andsubscribe and share it with
everybody.
I want to thank a few peoplefor sticking with us through
everything Patrons that stillpay in, still in the paid tier
(45:27):
of unpaid lunch, still stickingwith us.
So we appreciate.
The hustlers all the way downCorey, phillip, brandy, micah
shout out Cluck Truck, chrisHammons and then Mike.
That's the only reason he getsto come on the show.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I pay to get access.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
All these people can come on the show whenever they
want to, and Micah's going to behappy about this episode.
I'm sure he's probably going tocome on the show soon and
hopefully bring some chicken,and I know you'll show up for
that.
I love chicken you fucking behere for the chicken Chicken's,
eating chickens and shit likethat.
Who the fuck knows what we eventalk about on this show?
(46:08):
It's insane that anybody evenlistens.
If they do, you guys gotanything else.
Remember that.
Nobody stop you from quittingyour job, but you.
We've got to pick that up.
(46:29):
Bye.
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