QUITTING IS BACK!!! PLUS: Balancing Our Political Career, Collectibles, and Coffee Enemas

Ever wondered how adult life can be a juggling act of career success and financial headaches? Join us as we, Slick Nick, Key, and Heavy D, share our playful banter on everything from budgeting slip-ups to the quirky thrill of collectible hobbies. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to past episodes, like the unforgettable "Super Show" with Eric and the infamous "Elevate Chicken." Our conversation touches on the bittersweet ironies of adulting, as we laugh through the struggles of balancing work demands with personal enjoyment.

As our chat unfolds, we dive into the hilarity and chaos of work-life balance, sharing tales from the trenches of nursing schedules to the geeky joys of IT. We tackle the envy of structured workweeks with a humorous spin, and the power dynamics of sound effects control in our podcast become a running joke. Our camaraderie shines through as we swap stories of exhaustion, creative coping strategies, and the peculiar joy of collectibles like wrestling figures devouring our hard-earned cash.

In a lighter vein, we open up about personal battles with imposter syndrome and anxiety, sparking a dialogue on mental health and the meds that keep us going—Zoloft, anyone? From granola bar debates to the art of grocery store people-watching, our discussions weave together serious themes with comedic relief. And just when you think it couldn't get more eclectic, we chat about the absurdities of holiday work schedules, wild concert experiences, and the punk rock ethos of quitting your job with flair. So, tune in for a blend of humor, honesty, and a hearty dose of life's unpredictability.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
On your break today.
Sleek Nick is here.
The return of the board to keyand quitting is back.
All right Time to clock out forlunch.
Welcome to unpaid lunch andthanks for spending your break

(00:37):
with us.
I'm heavy d uh keys here.
Nick is in studio I'm back babyuh, nobody else is here.
Actually, this is like thefirst time ever.
It's just, we're pretty lonelyit's very peaceful and serene.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Nick is in studio .
I'm back, baby.
Nobody else is here.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Actually this is like the first time ever, it's just
we're pretty lonely.
It's very peaceful and serene.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
The last time I was here, I think recording, oh no,
was when Eric was here, theSuper Show, right?
Is it the last show you werehere?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think so yeah, it's not so super, it was super
duper in hindsight it was superduper, but I had somebody the
other day tell me I listen toyour podcast.
Yeah, is every episode likethat one?
And I was like no, bro, Pleaselisten to the first six, the
first six and then the 30s.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I was going to say quality through the roof going
up, it continues to impress.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Thanks, dad.
Recurring guests second mostyou and Mike are pretty close.
I gotta go back and look at it.
So there's.
The internet says this is 50thepisode, but I think it's
counting the chicken episode,the elevated chicken episode,

(01:49):
and then we did like an updatewhenever we hadn't recorded in a
while.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh yeah, After the pause.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, after the pause , and so that would make this 50
, I think.
Okay, look at that I don'tcount those though.
So we're not, even though we'regoing to get like the badge on
Buzzsprout that says that we'vehad 50.
Like, those don't count becauseI didn't put a ton of work into
those.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
They're still good though.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, they were okay.
Elevate Chicken was actuallypretty good and we gained some
friends from it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We love friends Big fan.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Big fan Rip Matthew Perry.
No wait, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No, liam Payne.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, that's funny.
He chose One Direction, didn'the?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wow Took that low-hanging fruit.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't know why you expect me to not make that joke.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't expect you not to.
That's par for the course.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So what did he kill himself?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I think he was on a bunch of like street drugs.
They call it pink coke.
It's like a mixture ofhallucinogens, opiates and meth.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You'd fucking know that.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
And well, I read an article Some of us can read.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I can read.
I choose not to.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's a privilege, but no, he was on a bunch of drugs
and he was sleeping with a bunchof prostitutes and went crazy
and jumped off a balcony.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, and they said it was like it wasn't even
Supposedly.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't know that, don't sue me.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It wasn't even like a , it was like three stories or
something.
Yeah, it wasn't that high,should have lived through it
probably.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Normally they say that you can't live if you fall
from more than four stories, buthe just fell from three and
killed him, so I guess he did itwith a little oomph or
something.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
He wasn't too passed out.
You usually live through thatshit if you're.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That would be awful.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm just saying.
They say you live through carwrecks.
It's more likely you livethrough car wrecks if you're
passed out.
That's why drunk drivers don'tusually die?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh, because you're real loose.
Yeah, and drunk drivers yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Drunk drivers usually don't die.
Some people they hit, they dieBecause they're like yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, their bodies still limber, like mine.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Your body's still limber.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, like a dancer.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I feel like this job segue into our namesake of our
podcast and your current job.
I feel like this is the part ofadulthood that sucks like where
you're at now.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I know you've worked a ton in your life but like this
part trenches part yeah, likedefinitely the worst but also
the best, I know well, making itand being miserable are the
same thing.
Yeah, yeah they're one of thesame.
They hold hands, they're notships passing.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
And then you pulled up in a nice vehicle, right I
mean it's all right, it's yeahyeah, sure, yeah, you broke his
fuck I mean you vehicle thepayment.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
it's coming every month.
What are we?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
going to do baby.
You live to work, you work tolive.
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
You know what?
It's funny because the way mybudget is now like with that car
and I bought a place and all mybills if I don't go out and
blow it like hanging out withpeople or something, I can save
like $1,100 a month.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Like how you pretty much admitted out loud that you
don't save it.
You're like if I don't blow it,I could save this much.
I never do save that much Ijust mean objectively when I'm
budgeting.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
There's this $1,100 gap that's unaccounted for and
somehow I don't have it all thetime.
Where did it go?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know.
I think it's Wrestling figures.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh no.
You have a lot.
I don't.
Don't judge me.
You're judging real hard.
You're looking all over theroom and judging super hard.
Kids play with that.
Don't look at it.
No, it's just Because there areso many in so many places.
They're everywhere.
They really are everywhere.
That's because of that I wantto distract you.
They're everywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, I'm distracted.
I keep trying to read all these, but my eyes are.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
There's one under your desk.
I actually didn't know for sure.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
No, there's not.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
They're usually hanging on the arms of the
microphones.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, but Colt and Luke were here, weston's kids
were here.
They take all the figures andput them in the ring.
So last week Mike was here, toewas here and we didn't talk
about anything I can't name.
There was a point in thepodcast where me and Monroe and

(06:26):
Key and Toe could not name asingle thing we talked about.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I believe that.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it was like an hour and14 minute episode and I have no
idea what we talked about.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Was it a banger though?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh yeah, it was great .
Yeah, we had a blast.
I just don't know.
I feel like it was completelyunstructured, which is, I guess,
that's what's needed.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's kind of like your whole vibe.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, unstructured.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Like you as a person, not the pod, but you yeah,
you're right, your energy.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
And then I focus everything into getting the
structure from it.
Yeah right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's probably true.
New jobs, new-ish, new-ish.
You didn't have this job whenyou were on the podcast last.
Yeah, you did, but you weren'tthis miserable.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, it's not that I'm miserable, it's just that I'm
getting.
We're all miserable, I don'tknow, it's just that I'm getting
.
I don't know.
People die a lot and thatweighs heavy, but also, it's
just going to work.
The schedule that I have, sixdays on, six days off, is very
tiresome.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Day five, man.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Day three, yeah, yeah , but day five I guess it's
worse, because day five you kindof like are day six is not that
bad, you're numb, we can get asecond wind, but then your
second wind is immediatelyhalted as soon as you actually
have to go to work.
As soon as you see the doors,I'm good.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
We're going to push through it.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I never push through.
I fall asleep in my car,sometimes on my break, and I'm
so lucky to wake up.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's really bad.
I think I would like to pollthe audience and see how many
people nap in their car on break.
I know a lot.
A lot of people at my worksleep in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh, I have no doubt At work.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I sleep at my desk, I think.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Well, I guess nursing is weird because you don't
really get a guaranteed break ora guaranteed lunch.
So when you do take your lunchand you're able to take that 30,
45 minutes or whatever, a powernap is amazing.
It's like a tool.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And you could find a bed.
Yeah, that's possible too, notthat that has ever happened.
Sure, that's not ever happened.
Nobody's ever done that.
Yeah, but but you could.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
there are lots of beds there are, and blankets and
pillows there's all kinds ofgood stuff to sleep wherever if
you had enough time to plan, youcan put blankets and pillows in
a warmer maybe and have thosewarm for you oh yeah, I forgot
that was a thing too.
Yeah, um if you wanted to yeah,yeah, I'm blessed man.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't work weekends .
I work Monday through Friday.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
That makes me sick, it's disgusting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Actually I think our whole department's hated at the
call center because we don'twork any weekends and we're all
off at 6 o'clock, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
What department are you in?
I?
Don't even know what you do.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I literally do IT for a call center, not like all IT
in a call center, but IT for theemployees of the call center.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I had no idea what you did.
I just knew that you worked forwho you worked for.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, I transitioned to IT last year October.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
King of technology and recently got a promotion.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Just like.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So if you didn't listen to the last episode, I
didn't pay much.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I know.
Thanks, keisha, listen,keisha's been wanting the board
back because it's been over here.
The board's been over here withme because when we record Show
in Color, the wrestling podcast,I do with Clay and I just run

(10:17):
the board over here.
But man, she wanted the boardso bad the other night and I was
like missing the prompts.
Now she's got it back.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Thank you Too much control.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
She fires.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
She fires stuff off.
I almost put a new sound onthere for you today, but I
thought you might abuse it.
Which one?
So I have to like ease you intoit.
No, I'm not even going to tellyou.
You're so excited right now Iam.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'm kind of interested too.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm not telling anybody now.
Let's do it, don't it?
I'm not, it's on there, but you, it's hidden.
I can't tell you where it is.
You know, there's two more likeum, those little panels, the
bottom.
They go left and right.
There's more, there's morestuff, can I hit it yeah, I
don't care, just hit one of them.
I think it's like voice change.

(10:57):
I don't know that's.
We already have that, it's alittle bit different though yeah
, it is a little bit different Ilove your lgbt keyboard hey,
gotta support the gays.
Speaking of showing color, I gotwes a job with me.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Wes, that hangs out here oh okay, yeah, I don't hear
you don't?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
it took me a second.
I know the face.
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know that, I know him I know him he just
randomly named.
Drop him to me and expect me toknow that.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, I expect you to know everything in my life,
okay.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And the fact that you don't really you disappoint me.
I apologize, but yeah, I gothim a job with me and I was
thinking about how I'm such aposer on this podcast.
Yeah you kind of are in a way,do you?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
have imposter syndrome about it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
A little bit yeah, because like I haven't quit my
job in a long time, You're justairing your frustration, though.
Yeah, we know what we're about.
That's what we're here for.
We can't quit because my sonloves nuggies.
Yeah, but you can fantasizeabout it, you can.
Um, we can't quit because myson loves nuggies.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, but you can fantasize about it.
Yeah, but I can think about it.
You can lust for quitting.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, and I don't despise my job right now.
So that's kind of why I feel,uh, I feel shame for the podcast
, so I don't hate my job.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't hate my job either.
It's fucked, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I hate the performance of my job, like I
hate a lot of the dealing withpeople that I have to do Since
we've hung out last.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I got on anxiety medication.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
What'd you get on?
What's the one Prestige?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
The Z I almost said Zofran.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Zoloft, zoloft, that one.
Yeah, okay and Boost Bar.
Okay and Boost Bar.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
And is it?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
working.
Is it helping?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, it's why I don't hate my job.
I don't feel anything aboutanything.
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, it works so good right.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's really good.
I didn't know that you weren'tsupposed to think about
breathing all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh yeah, about feeling like you have to
manually breathe.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know.
That's not just how you'resupposed to be.
Yeah, I stopped doing that.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Wow, congratulations.
I love free breathing.
It was a big thing.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I didn't know I was like what's up with this?
I don't actually have to do itmyself.
I'm not anxious about not beingable to sleep because I can't
breathe, because I can't sleepHell yeah, that's dope.
I didn't sleep for like a weekand a half, like a really
stressful week, and then afterthat I didn't sleep for like a
week and a half and Brianna waslike you gotta fucking do

(13:33):
something.
Yeah, no doubt she was likeyou're driving everybody crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
That's kind of what happened to me.
Is I just like?
I came into work one day and Ihad a panic attack that was so
bad like my charge nurse sent meto the ER, like I was so pale?
I was like sweating so hard.
My body was like vibrating.
It was crazy.
But I started taking Prozac.
So then I felt like TonySoprano because I was Prozac'd
out.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, fuck yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
So we changed that to Pristik.
So I take Pristik now I takesome Buspar and I take Prostate.
Now I take some Buspar and Itake a beta blocker for my heart
rate, I really like Buspar.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, Buspar's kind of… that shit hits Chef's kiss.
Take two of those in themorning.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
What milligram do you take?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Low, low, okay, yeah, real low.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
I need to up it, though, because likely I've been
a little madder than normal.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I think mine's 15 or 10.
So I have a friend I work withand she talked all last week
about taking and we thought itwas Boost Bar and she says it's
Boost Par.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Who gives a fuck?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Is that true?
It's B-U-S-P-A-R.
Yeah, I was like I think it'sB-U-S-P-A-R.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
There's no tea or anything on it.
Walmart boost bar like agranola bar.
That's just appalachian.
You add teas and stuff all thetime like walmart's.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What kind of granola bar do you like?
Um it depends do you like um,like one with peanut butter or
chocolate, or do you just likeI'll eat?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
dry.
I'll eat any of them as long asthey don't have dried fruit in
them oh, you don't like driedfruit at all, like cranberries,
the cran.
The cranberries are fine, butlike bananas, cranberries is
about the only dried fruit Ilike.
Yeah, People put bananas in itdried bananas or dried mangoes.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's too much chew, I think.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's already chewy.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't need another chew.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's not even that, it's just it gets gummy in the
roof in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, I'm not into it.
I don't know why.
I thought that I was justthinking about whether you know
that's just an interesting topic.
I like to see what people buy.
You ever at the grocery storeand just watch what people buy
and you're like what the fuckare they making?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, that's my favorite thing today I was in.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was in food city today and I was just like,
walking around, the dude gotlike a gallon of milk, right,
some bacon.
I was like, all right, well,he's making uh, he's just, he's
just gonna make some breakfast.
Then he got like a tomato, uh,some asparagus.
I was like what's happening?
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Sounds like he's making a world-class meal.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Is he?
What's he making?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't know, probably some kind of soup.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
This guy was not making a world-class meal.
This guy was confused aboutwhat was in the store.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Did he look like he smelled bad?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
He did smell bad.
He didn't look like it, hesmelled like he smelled bad.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh well, that's.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
What's funny is I can't help but talk to people.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't know if you know that about me or not.
I do.
I know whose son you are, okay.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Fuck you.
I can't help but talk to people.
But also I don't want to talkto anybody in the grocery store.
Of course not anybody in thegrocery store.
It's the one place I'm like man.
But if I do see you in thegrocery store, it's going to be
a spectacle, because I don'twant to do the whole shit where
we're like alright, well, I'llsee you later, because I'm going

(16:54):
to see you again in a second.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
See, once you get to advanced level, anxiety dealing
with techniques.
That wasn't a full sentence.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, I was waiting on the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Once you get to the end, you realize that you just
can avoid it, because I groceryshop at Walmart most of the time
.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
So I just do Walmart pickup for everything.
You don't even have to talk toanybody.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
See, I don't have that option.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Because, like Whitesburg, Walmart.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
They don't do that.
They do, but they don't havemeat.
Oh, it's not a Super.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Walmart.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's frozen and it's not yeah, they have like some
produce.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Pockville, just take the trip there.
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Do it at Norton.
I'm picking up after work.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
You're at Norton.
I was just buying a beef roast.
Yeah, but you do all yourgrocery shopping online.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
So this is what I do.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay, tell me.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Because it's Bible Belt.
I like when you say it likethat it's not.
I'd go to the grocery store at11.15 on Sundays, okay.
Because, it's a ghost town at11.15 on Sunday.
You know where I'm at at 11.15on Sunday, in the bed.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Work.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
In the drive-thru of a Long John Silver's baby just
as Christ intended.
I'm getting the freshestchicken, the freshest fish and
the freshest grease.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I have actual goosebumps because I haven't
thought about it before thatLong John's is the fucking place
to go at 11, 11.15.
It's, when it's fresh, you'reso right.
So I got to double quick andget their food because their
food's really good.
At like 1115 because they'reprepping for the church crowd,
their food is awesome, like thewedges.
You have to let them cool.
If I have to let gas stationfood cool, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
That's how you know you're right with the Lord.
There's little blessings likethat.
It is, it's the little thingswhen they not give you two cups
of ranch instead of one for yourfour enormous potato?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
wedges.
You forget that?
This is super small town, usa,right?
Everybody at this gas stationeither our kids play sports
together or I get free wedgesall the time.
I'll order like a three andthree combo and I'll get like
four and five.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, can't even eat them.
There's so and five.
You know what I mean?

(19:07):
Yeah, yeah, can't even eat them.
There's so many.
You know what I mean that's.
Oh, man, it's heaven.
It's heaven.
So good.
I love obesity.
It's my favorite thing.
You beat it.
I miss food.
Yeah, yeah, it really.
That's the worst thing aboutbeing skinny is you're not fat?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
yeah, it really is.
Yeah, because my heart is sofat.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah I know it is especially because you've been
fat.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, truly fat.
And you know shit that's good,truly fat.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can't imagine a world where I don't eat shit.
That's good.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I mean I eat good shit, but I eat three bites of
it.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, see, I want to eat two plates of French toast,
Me too same.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I love to waste money on a buffet now, though,
because it is a complete wastefor me.
I love the experience.
I love just like watching otherpeople eat, and I love to go
and look at the options, get alittle snag, a little bite.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
A little piece of potato.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Sometimes I Never mind, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Don't say it, no, you gotta say it.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I'm gonna say sometimes, you know, I'll just
end up getting sick a little bit, but then I go right back.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, so you know, I'll just end up getting sick a
little bit, but then I go rightback.
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I just didn't want to promote bulimia on it, but it's
whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
We promote a lot of shit.
I think bulimia is the one thateverybody on here is like hell,
yeah, more of that.
I think it's okay.
Everybody's trying to put asmany stacks on Wendy's burgers
as they can.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, and there's some delicious cookies on the
table, but I'm not sure thatthey could be eaten on a podcast
.
They are crisp.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
They are crisp, we can mute.
Don't worry, we'll have to havea break soon because IBS.
It's not true, I don't havethat.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I was getting ready to say that I didn't know that
you had a shitty bowel.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, I don't.
I'm pretty regular actually.
That's why I can't take Ozempic.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh God, I would love Ozempic.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's why I can't take it, because I'm too regular
.
I can't deal with bowel issuestoo.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
If I could lose 15 pounds 15 pounds yeah.
Or 20.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I think you do promote some weight issues on
here.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Why.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't know, because you don't need to lose any
weight.
You look good.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You haven't seen me naked.
Yeah, lately, I was going tosay.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Fucking two different ways with it Lately.
Yeah, both of those can be true.
Yeah, at the same time.
You haven't seen me naked.
Well, nobody else has either.
Nobody else is seeing itcurrently, so it's fine no,
there are people saying itthere's somebody waiting at my
house, right now to see it ohyou ready for?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
this to be over, ain't you?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
no, I'm just saying, they're just chilling you got a
fucking better night than wehave planned I don't know if
it'll be a better night or not.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I'm not.
I'm not sure how it's going toturn out.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
That's yeah, still have a better chance.
I'm married, right.
So what I always said aboutbeing married is married people
generally have less sex whenyou've been married a while.
Either way, I still go to bedwith somebody.
It's like people go to a cluband they fucking.

(21:58):
Most people just come up empty.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, that's true, and what people want is the
intimacy of being with somebody,not necessarily that.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
But nobody at the club wants to be.
Yeah, that's why everybody'slike people just sleep together.
Nobody dates anybody, Becauseeverybody wants the same thing.
So it's really confusing.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
No, but that's me at the club, though.
I'm in there like Ian Curtis orlike the guy from the Cure in
the back of the corner, like I'mreally looking for love and
pushing my bangs to the side.
You know, that's me in the bar.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Other people are twerking in thongs and I'm like,
but I'm different, just in mate, give me a tequila sunrise and
tell me what your favorite ideais yeah, really embarrassing all
around.
I don't uh too old.
I can't do that.
I don't want to be anywherewith concrete floors after eight
o'clock.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Speaking of that, have you been to a concert
lately?
Just at all, uh, or any kind ofevent where you have to stand?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Listen.
I went to go watch co-witzel inLouisville and he was like an
hour and a half late to perform.
He was there, but he justdidn't come on stage for an hour
and a half, so the guy that wason before him was a DJ.
All he did was remix 90s and2000s music, which is fine for
his little set.
He did his set, then he did anhour and 40 more minutes while

(23:22):
Cole was not on stage.
Was he trashed.
Oh, he was coked out, yeah, buthe did this whole set and he
ran out of songs.
Beautiful, yeah, and he wasn'tlike a live DJ, he was like a
prerecorded one.
So he just restarted the tracks.
So we're listening to the samesongs like five, six, seven
times, like yeah, by Usher cameon like for the eighth time and

(23:46):
I had a stroke, dude.
I walked to the car, I said I'mout, I didn't even watch Co, I
just left.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I was in his worst performance, that DJ.
He was like that was not fair.
I was set up for failure.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Well, almost two and a half hour loop of the greatest
hits of the 90s.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's really sad.
We watched him in Pikevillewith Trady Oak about a month ago
.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I love Trady Oak.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, that'd be great , and something he said on the
stage was like if you got coke,meet me after.
He's like no, I'm kidding, giveit to my Trady Oak boys he's
like, but for real.
That's crazy.
So you're in the wrong area.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, I was like.
I feel like you're probablygoing to die from fentanyl.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, there are 150 teeth in that crowd total.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
There was so much coke in there thrown at him when
he said that they were justlike fucking throwing bags at
him.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, he got his mouth open like a Hoover.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
You're in the right place, baby Kirby, just taking
it all in.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, there's fentanyl bags.
Bah, bah, bah Just gettingnuked.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You're going to end up in West Virginia in a river
somewhere.
You're going to end up inBertha County in a river.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
All they do is find bodies over there every other
day.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
They do that a lot, yeah, yeah wild as hell.
Turns out that gas station isthe most wild double quick.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Oh, the little BP one .

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, because it's booming all the time.
But it is the most wicked likebackwoods.
I bet they have no supervisorsthat ever go there because it
looks like people die there.
It's set up different than anyother double quick too.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, and it always stinks.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
It stinks so bad.
The toilets are bad,everything's there.
It's bad.
Sometimes I get cheese sticksthere, though yeah, I'll still
eat food period.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm definitely going to dabbleon the chicken finger.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
They'll grab it with their fingers too.
I like that.
I like when they breathe on it.
Yeah, that's when they puttheir mouth over.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You want this one, give me that dark one yeah.
Let me get you this chicken.
It looks a little bigger andthey just out of the way.
Yeah, it's because it'sbreading.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
It's like four inches thick.
It's the most shriveled pieceof chicken on the inside.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's just griddle with breading around it.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
It's just what Say that again Griddle, griddle.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Gristle.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Hey, I don't think there's a griddle in there.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was like wait which one of those do you cook with A
griddle?
You can cook with a gristle too.
Yeah, I have a lot of issues.
I don't work on them anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm tired of working on my problems.
I've done enough, just survive.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
So what are you doing ?
You're going to have a stroke.
Yeah, do you smell toast?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Can you hold your arms out straight?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
What are you going to work in the holidays?
I don't know.
We got that coming up.
I don't know how far ahead doyou guys have to plan that?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
They give us our schedule six weeks at a time,
right.
And it just so happens.
Well, I guess I know if I workThanksgiving or not.
I'm not sure, I haven't looked.
It's my birthday, so birthdayso but our schedule is only out
until the 21st of december, soour new schedule get fucked.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, we won't no idea what's your christmas plans
.
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Good luck I hope you can do it on the fly.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, we're not gonna be able to help you with that.
We have like a blackout.
Of course I'm not on the phonesanymore, so we don't really
have much of that, but we havelike a blackout where you just
can't take any pto through thosedays.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
But I think I'm off Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
You can't make any requests for those weeks, and
you can only request the 4th ofJuly week off if you've been
there more than two years orsomething.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
That makes sense, does it no?
So you don't want to get into awhole thing about how I feel
about PTO.
Now I think everybody knows howI feel about PTO and my bosses
know how I feel about PTO.
But luckily I'm saying thatword too fast PTO Luckily
they're super cool and I canjust get off whenever I want.
But most people there in thecall center can't and like any

(27:42):
job any jobs like that now,where you earn PTO and you can't
really use it, they can tellyou when you use it, which is
the most bullshit thing.
Just take off, man, whatever.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Well, that's what I do.
But I think at the hospital,for the most part, people are
scared of well, not scared, I'mnot disparaging anyone.
People are reluctant to justcall out and use their PTO
because obviously hospitals areunderstaffed most of the time.
But me, one thing about me isI'm going to call out every time
.
Baby Listen, this is not a lie.

(28:11):
The other day, we work 12-hourshifts, so there's a charge
nurse during the day and there'sa charge nurse at night.
Well, I have to call the thirdfloor charge nurse to call out.
I was on the clock it was like6 15 and I called her and I was
like I'm not going to be heretonight.
I didn't even wait until theshift was over.

(28:32):
I was like I'm not coming in.
She's like you can't do that,you have to call later.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Nope, that's I think.
I just think every conversationI get in when people are like I
can't call in.
You know, it's like I got 84hours of PTO and I was like dude
, just fucking call in.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I have 84 minutes call out.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I guess, yeah, call out.
That debate came up recently.
Somebody I say call in.
In a lot of jobs I've used callin.
Do you say call in?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
listen, I say call in .
A lot of jobs I've used call in.
Do you say call in?
Listen, I used to say call in,yeah, but then people
brainwashed me into saying callout.
Dude same, because I was likecall in is what I've always said
, because I'm calling in to work, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I am.
But calling out makes sense too.
It does, but I don't.
I wish I would have just stuckwith it.
I wish I would have just stuckwith it and been one of the only
ones that says colony.
And you know what?
Let's make it cool again.
Let's say colony.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
You can't.
Okay what?
No, I can, I can go throughthat, I can, I can do that with
you.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I think I have to break a habit, cause I have made
it a habit.
I have to.
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Really.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Just because imagine this bosses are good to you, you
care about them.
Imagine that world, Justbecause they'll let me have off
whenever I need it.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
So if I'm like Tuesday morning, if I'm like,
hey, you know a lot of stuffgoing on today, Well, that's the
good thing about the hospitalis like I can't speak for the
whole hospital but for my unit.
Like my bosses and my coworkersare the bomb.
I could not ask for better.
They're so fun, love all ofthem, they're all great, and so
I enjoy going to work.
But, like I don't know,initially I was working like

(30:13):
four and five days in a row, 12hour shifts at a time, and so
basically all you're doing isworking and sleeping.
So I would call out at the endof that stretch on that fifth
day.
So I was only working four daysbecause I would just use my
time, because I was so tired.
So this past week is the firsttime I've actually worked a full
six in a row and you know itfelt good.
So I think it's.

(30:34):
The environment is growing onme and I enjoy being there.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So I think You're probably pretty good at it too,
I'm all right at it.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
So it's like not the best thing in the world so to be
clear, I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
What department do you work in?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
uh, I'm an icu nurse, okay, yeah yeah, um, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
So if you can time your like pto right in the
holidays, have you seen thatthat chart?
It's like here's how you cantake off.
We talked about that.
I don't look up that chartagain because I'm now that I'm
working like normal shifts, seehow many days off I can get,
especially because my birthdayis the 24th yeah uh, and I think
thanksgiving this year is on.

(31:19):
Oh, I wish my calendar worked,but I'm on Windows 11.
Oh, so I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
You're now on the Bill Gates hit list.
You've invoked the name ofWindows 11.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Bro, I deal with so much Windows 11 stuff at work
that I promise if I'm on BillGates hit list, it's for more
than just that.
I catch Windows 11 all day long.
I can't find any menus.
I can't find any menus anywherefor anything.
And it's funny because whenyou're taught something how to
do something one way, and thenyou try to find it it's like I

(31:53):
learned this whole new way.
It's fun, Don't worry about it.
But yeah, I'd love to get somesort of stretch off where I can
have like I don't want to doanything though, I just want to
sit on the couch.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You just want to exist at home for a prolonged
period of time.
I've said it before.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
But that girl from the this Is your Brain On Drugs
commercial that's melted intothe chair.
I want to be her for like aweek.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
That's me, but I just dream of being horizontal.
I'm at work all the time andI'm like I need to be horizontal
right now.
What do you mean?
I just need to be flat.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I just need to be sideways.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
And you know, sometimes you just got to
Hypothetically Run to a couch inan empty patient room and just
be horizontal for a minute, likemy body craves.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I do that sometimes on the floor at work, yeah my
body craves to be flat.
But it fucking does, it does ittruly does.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
It loves it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
It's my natural state .
My natural state's just on myback.
Yeah, literally.
Turns out Keisha's too, Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Not so much in common .

Speaker 1 (33:04):
We need time for that .
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Speaker 1 (33:29):
I had to play doctor for a minute.
Did you get off, doogie Howservibes.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I was giving off Doogie Howser.
It was cool.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Not because he's gay, because you look seven.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh well, yeah, If I shaved this beard.
Oh my God, it's so bad.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
It's so bad.
Did you ever see it when I justshaved it all off, except for
the mustache?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, oh, my god.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I look like a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
It absolutely looked like any second that Chris
Hansen was going to come outfrom.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I look like the bad guy from Lovely Bones.
You walk in, oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You got a field with a just a door buried.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, I've got a guerrilla warfare bunker.
Go ahead and have a door buried.
Yeah, I've got a guerrillawarfare bunker.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Go ahead and have a seat here.
Chris Hansen walks into theroom.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Hope you don't think it's weird that I've got it
covered in little girls' toys.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
It's fine, I swear, you know, I'm just here to see a
friend.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh, it's just for the community.
I love the community.
Why is there a bed andhandcuffs and rope and action
figures?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Speaking of Pedophiles.
Election day coming up.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, big day, big day for pedophiles.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Big day for pedos.
Pedos will have their day.
Yeah, yeah, the lizard peopleare winning.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Can't vote for a cop, nope.
So I'm in a tight spot.
Can't vote for a cop.
Can't vote for a racist,definitely can't vote for a
racist cop.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, it's kind of putting a rock in a hard place.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
But I will say I don't know if this is Trump's
campaign manager or if Trump Idon't like to think Trump made
this choice himself but I thinkTrump looked at the list of the
top podcasts in every genre andwent on those podcasts.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
He did Theo Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I know that he did Joe Rogan he done Theo Vaughn,
he done Joe Rogan, he done a bigsports one.
He's done all the majorpodcasts all the way down.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
He did Barstool too.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, he done Barstool.
He was on one with a girl.
I literally think he just foundthe list of the top podcasts
and just went on them.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean smart.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
So fucking smart, smart dude, are you kidding?
And he sounded way better thanlike podium trump because he
talked like he was normal Idon't know that.
We listened to the same thingno, okay, so the I thought the
theo von when I thought he saidsome shit, that I was like not
even that one the joe rogan oneI didn't see.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I've not listened to the joe rogan one.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's bad that's different, because joe rogan
lights people up, so I'm surejoe rogan's not, he just talked
in circles for like hours.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
That felt like he does that.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, that's, I'm not .
I'm against everybody, I'm also.
I'm actually I might be againstall presidents I might be
against.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I don't want to vote for anybody we should.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why can't we just do it like what do we have to have?
Can't we just do it?
Can't we just figure?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
shit out.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
We probably could, but that would require people to
be good at some level andthat's generally not the
experience, just accountability,like cut their hands off in the
street if they don't.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Oh, okay, like Sharia .

Speaker 1 (36:39):
If they steal stuff.
I'm just saying it works.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I mean speaking of alien movies, that alien Romulus
movie came out Did you watchthat?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I did not watch Romulus Did you watch it?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
No, I haven't seen it either, but apparently it's
good.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's a horror movie, right?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I think so, I mean I think the alien movies are
horror movies.
Count me out.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, she knows scary movie.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Lifetime movie network, like 90s lifetime movie
network, is good for me.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I thought that movie was.
That genre was particularlycatered to you.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'm going to be honest with you about something.
What's that?
I'm not sure anybody herereally respects your like film
knowledge or anything, oh my god, speaking of which Redemption
arc?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You know what my favorite film is Cruel
Intentions, which you know, andyou know what my favorite film
is Cruel Intentions, which youknow, and you know what they're
doing with Cruel IntentionsGiving us a TV show.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, sure that's going to be fucking awesome.
Everybody's super excited forthe Cruel Intentions television
show on probably USA.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
No, it's on Prime.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
On FX.
Oh yeah, it's on Prime.
That's great.
It's literally just going to benaked people.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
The whole show.
It's going to be so good.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I can't wait to watch it.
It's the new Game of Thrones.
I'm so excited for it.
The Cruel Intentions I tried toread the book.
I might watch the other one.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I wish you would.
I think you should just watchthe movie and give it a fourth
or fifth chance, or however manytimes it's been.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I love the movie.
You're mistaken, I love themovie no.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I'm not mistaken, because you don't think it's the
best movie ever.
I don't think it's like a, Ithink it's good, just not the
best.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't think it's like a structural piece of film
history or anything.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I do.
I don't know what couldpossibly be more iconic.
Is no hold on the pool scene.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I like the pool scene .

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Pool scene's okay Shower also.
The scene where Ryan Phillippeis in that seat and she's
crawling up his lap and doingall the things.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's wild, it's pretty hot, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
That changed me as a kid.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Pick me, pick me that .
And seeing Robin in BatmanForever or whatever the one with
kid, pick me, pick me that.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
And seeing Robin and the Robin in Batman Forever or
whatever the one with Mr Freeze.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
The guy that was Robin in that.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Chris O'Donnell.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Sure, whatever his name is, His name is irrelevant,
his name means nothing.
He's my awakening.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I can see that I knew who I was from a very young age
, turns out.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, he was my awakening I could see that.
Yeah, I knew who I was from avery young age, so you looked
uncomfortable.
Yep Turns out.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Turns out I should not be this tore up.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Mom you're going to be mad.
I'm more of a Batman guy, ohGod.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
And then the guy that played Superman in Smallville.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh, he's hot.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I don't know how we got here in this conversation.
I just degenerated.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Everything leads back to just sex.
True, yeah, I don't have a hardtime when saying anybody's
attractive, like male or female,there's attractive people.
When people are just attractive, people are really
uncomfortable saying there'sattractive people, people are
just attractive.
People are really uncomfortablewith saying it.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
You think he's hot?
Yeah, he's a fucking hot dude.
I said that earlier.
My bad.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
No, you're good Fucking.
We're here.
She's a smoke show.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
But I was like you know, because he's got
everything going for him, yeah,yeah he deserves it yeah good
money, good dude, he's the bestof us, yeah he's the best, for
sure, it's not even close?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
yeah, it's not even close yeah, he won that foot
race and we tell him all thetime and he'll fucking try to
lump himself in.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
You've been hanging out with a bunch of dudes and,
like somebody with a big dick,lumps herself in with the small
dick crowd.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
That's super annoying .
Yeah, what a dick bag.
Yeah, it's like I hate whenpeople do that, don't act like
you have a small dick.
You don't get to talk like us.
Yeah, you've never had toknuckle up.
Yeah, you don't know what it'slike.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You don't know what it's like to have to be good
with every part of your fuckingbody.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, you don't have to know how to use your body as
a weapon.
Yeah, as a sexual missile.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You don't know yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
You can't do anything provocative at all before you
see them.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
My groin is an IED and I'm ready to blow.
You send me a picture.
I have a picture of RichardNixon saved and I send it to
people all the time.
I'm like I'm going to send youa dick pic and I send people a
picture of Richard Nixon and I'mlike I'm not a cock.
I made that joke last week.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I can't wait to re-laugh at it again when I
listen to last week's pod.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
You're not going to listen to those.
I will you?
Might I occasionally listen?
What's your commute to work?
45 minutes, that's about whatmine's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It sucks, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Mine's supposed to be that.
I remember reading somethingthat the commute to work
Keisha's commute to work Is likeLonger than it needs to be
Because she has to do Like threeloop-de-loops Before she gets
anywhere.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Speaking of which it takes a million years To get out
of here.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh yeah, getting from neon To anywhere is hard.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's funny that you can getAnywhere from neon, anywhere
from Neon, but it takes forever.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, it does seem like all roads lead here.
They really do.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah, because you can get.
I say all roads lead to Isom,but all roads from Isom lead to
Neon.
Yeah, that's a fact you can gethere.
Did I do that, my bad?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You got Rockhouse, you got Hayman Way, you've got
Hayman Hill, you've got.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I'll be honest, I get lost a lot when I go on 7 and
go around that way.
I'm lost right now.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Because I don't know where any of these roads are.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh, 7 is what goes through Beaver.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
It goes all around Everything goes through
everything.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, I'm familiar with that.
Yeah, it goes through BeaverI'm familiar with that.
Good old Beaver.
God, I'm familiar with that.
Yeah, good old beaver, good oldbeaver.
God's country.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
You don't want no beavers, the land Tom forgot I
generally have a rule where Idon't trust towns named after
animals, generally Viper.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Mousy Beaver.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Mousy Right Bear Bull Creek.
That's what I'm saying.
These places in general are notsafe places to be.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying these places in general
are not safe places to be, yeah,and places that describe
Weather.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Like, if you ever go to Dry Creek.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
No, you don't want that.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
You don't want Hurricane Lane yeah, you don't
want to go Muddy Branch yeah,you don't.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
That's true.
That's funny and true.
Yeah, it's not yet that's funnyand true yeah, it's sad but
true.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I do think that's probably on purpose yeah,
there's probably something tothat, like how all bad
neighborhood I mean all citieshave Muhammad Ali Boulevard and
it's always the worstneighborhood.
Yeah, there's a comedian thathas a joke about that, but it
really is true, like they'realways they just know.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's like something happened on muhammad ali
boulevard and it's like, oh,it's, it's a, it's a shooting,
it's fine, because where it?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
is it's gonna be okay .

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, we're not really super worried about it um
wow I'm just saying yeah, Imean, sometimes the facts are
funny, so there's so much roadwork On my way to work right now
that I have to leave earlierthan normal To get to work on
time.
At the same time, cause they'reshaving the road and repaving

(44:00):
it and shit All the way toNorton On both sides of the road
.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I feel like every two years they're doing road work.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I feel like they're doing it all day, every day, all
the time.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I'm very thankful that I never have to drive there
, ever, for any reason.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I prefer going to Norton over Pikeville or Hazard
the drive.
There's more places to stop ifyou need anything.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
That's true, and it's like those places are just
better.
Well, I mean like like Hazard'sthe worst and then Pikeville's
okay, but Norton has a lot ofstuff in it.
Norton has a lot of good food.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
So I mean Norton has a Southern Craft now.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I know what that is Barbecue Is it good it's fucking
awesome.
Okay, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Okay, you have to come over there.
I'm over there every day, so wejust fucking eat.
We ate Southern Craft.
Last week I had my bosses andshit, we're in and we went and
ate Southern Craft for barbecueand they got burn-ins.
That'll change your life.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I love a burn-in.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Calm down.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Can't turn it off.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Literally can't turn it off I need't, I just can't,
can't turn it off, literallycan't turn it off.
I need it, I need it.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
You're like 30% asleep.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I'm 100% here though.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
No, you're 100% here.
No, no, no.
I just meant like in general,like when you got here this
morning, no, no no, that wasn'tany.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That wasn't like Wow, not this morning or this pod
has been extremely long.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
So I've been really fucking busy today and I kind of
lost the day Like just doingshit, just doing laundry and
shit.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I lost it through a nap because I was so hungover.
I think I slept probably likefour hours, but they were good,
a deep, guttural sleep.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Some gummy candies took away like three or four
hours from me, I don't know ohwow, I'll support that hours
from me.
I don't know where those went.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
He boofed them.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I did.
I boof everything.
I boofed my Mountain Dew.
That's the way to get to thecaffeine the fastest.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I watched this thing the other day.
That was this girl that wasaddicted to coffee enemas.
Have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Nuh-uh, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
She gives herself a coffee enema like three or four
times a day, like a hot coffeeenema, hot, warm probably.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Hot would fuck you up , warmer than room temperature.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Approximate butthole temperature.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
What does that do?
You just get it a lot faster.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
The caffeine Well that, but she's destroying her
gut biome like she's washing outall the bacteria, good and bad,
and just getting her bodyaddicted to massive loads of
caffeine.
Her heart is going to enlarge.
It's gonna be bad times yeah,just in general like.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Is caffeine worth that?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
How do you get started?
Most people just go to harddrugs.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
How do you get?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
to that step.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
What friend group were you in, where they were
like hey, you want this espressoshot up your asshole.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Well, I had someone from a friend group that
probably would propose that atsome point.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I do feel like I have a couple of friends who would
have took a shot of coffee uptheir butt.
I know.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I have friends who took a shot Of a lot worse Than
coffee Is that on, like myStrange Addict, like the bitch
that eats toothbrushes, yeahit's on One of those shows.
Yeah Well, yeah, coffee animals.
That's gross but tough.
I bet she feels good as hellafter.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I was going to say in my head I'm thinking how good
that would probably feel itsounded all upside to me.
Yeah, I was thinking I don'thave to drink coffee.
I don't really like the tasteof it.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Bree's going to wake up in the middle of the night
and go to the bathroom, andyou're going to be in the floor
with a cup of coffee.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Just get a turkey baster and just go to Food World
and buy a turkey baster.
I just go to Food World and buya turkey baster and some
Kellogg's or some Folgers.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
That's what I'm talking about Some instant roast
.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I would also Kellogg's.
That made me think I wouldprobably do the same thing with
Captain Crunch.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It just becomes your new obsession.
You leave wrestling figuresbehind and you just get a really
nice espresso pot.
You start doing high classcraft coffee.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Why don't you have any mugs?
Because I don't drink coffee.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I don't like the taste of coffee.
I'm just roasting some beans,oh.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
God, roasting some beans is what it would be called
.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
What your business?
Your craft, coffee, animalbusiness, roasting some beans.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Evidently there's business for it, because there's
at least one person who you'dmake money off of.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
There's a target audience, for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Why don't everybody sell feet pics?
Do you ever think about that?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I know why I don't why?
Because my feet are perfectlysquare and look like ham.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, I can't.
Why don't everybody with decentfeet sell feet pics?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
No, that's a good question.
Why doesn't everyone who haseven a close to decent body do
adult films?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That's what I don't understand either.
Yeah, I don't get that.
If I had the body for it, I'dbe in it.
I can't do any films Me.
Either I can't fit in the frameI'm not going to be shirtless
or my skin flaps prevent me frombeing in the wind.
My face flap does.
Yeah, I always think that Maybeit's Texas, maybe it's like I

(49:16):
don't know Texas.
My favorite politicalcommercial is not to get back to
the politics again, but to getback to the politics again.
Texas has put out some fuckingbangers lately, just like too
liberal for texas.
That's, that's all my favorite.
My favorite ones like kamalakamala supports sex changes in

(49:41):
prison.
That's, that's the big one Ilit donald trump.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I literally heard him say the day and they were
talking about Kamala saying thatkids go and get detention at
school and they come out with asex change.
Those words literally.
People are talking about a lotof wild stuff right now.
A lot of wild stuff, that's ahell of a detention.
Yeah, that's a quick.
I think they're good surgeonsat the public school that can't

(50:07):
afford new have books butsomehow has a surgeon to perform
sexual summit.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I'm impressed by the whole thing, honestly.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yeah, if only we could get metal detectors to
prevent shootings.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
God, if only the metal detectors mattered, since
the only person in the buildingwas supposed to have a gun.
What are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I'm not sure.
Recruitment.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I keep getting lost on it.
Uh, that's why I'm a poser.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
That whole, this whole conversation, was like 50
minutes of me just telling youthat I'm a poser, because well,
it's also me posing, because Icame on to this podcast about
hating your job and wanting toquit your job, but I actually
like my job and don't want toquit currently to be fair, the
only person we convinced to quittheir job, um, had to go back
to their job because they canget a different one but the

(50:53):
spirit is alive, the spirit, thespirit of it was it was.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
It's always alive.
I think quitting is back again.
Yeah, quitting is in.
Yeah, quitting and just doingnothing is in.
I know a lot of people who arejust fucking quitting and doing
nothing yeah, and I want to quit.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
every day I'm there, I'm constantly talking about it.
It lives in a place in my mindthat I could reach.
I could get there.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, everybody knows that if I won any substantial
amount of money, that was morethan like $12.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, if I won just like $1,500.
It wouldn't have to be a lotLike $1 If it got me through
like a year, not even that.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
If it just got me a month, if I won a payday On the
lottery, I would quit.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
If they somehow gave me an extra payday, they would
lose one employee.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I would just quit.
You guys are fucking rollingthis bank through.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, 100%.
I'm riding that wave.
I want to invest it and becomea crypto flipper.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I started my 401k account that wave.
I want to invest it and becomea crypto flipper.
I started my 401k account theother day.
I had some other ones from someother jobs, but nothing
substantial.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Does your company match?
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
They match.
I wanted to be super fuckingaggressive because I was like
I'd like to either be totallybroke or retire in 10 years.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Just put everything.
You should just put what theymatch.
I recently got a check in themail like a week ago from an
employer in 2016 and I didn'teven realize I'd paid enough
into it to get anything back andI got it $107.
I got back, but it took almost10 years.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Wow, that's crazy.
Have you seen that people aregetting those checks from the
Juul vape lawsuits?
They're getting like four andfive grand.
One guy got like $60,000 justrandomly to his Venmo because of
that.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
That would be nice.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, I wish I had bought a Juul as an
impressionable youth instead ofas a grizzled old man.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
So Juul's just fucked everybody up.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I think it's because they were marketing them to kids
.
Oh, they were definitely doingthat.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
They were definitely doing that.
Fucking Joe Campbell fuckedeverything up for everybody.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, thanks for smoking.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Thank you for smoking .
He's the one that did that.
I guess he's the original coolmotherfucker.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, he's the original cool guy.
He was cool.
Yeah, he's the James Dean ofthe answer.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I would definitely smoke if Joe Campbell told me to
.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So I'd be an impressionable kid.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I think that's how I got where I am now.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Joe Campbell.
Yeah, I rode Joe Campbell'swave and I started smoking.
You rode Joe Camel something.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, jockeyed him, jockeyed Joe Camel.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That's the name of my next movie, joe Camel Jockey.
Yeah, your next movie.
You already got one, yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
My first film.
Is that what it's called?
What my first film yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
It's self-titled.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
My first movie.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, my first film, my early works.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'd name my first one , my second one, what that blew
my mind.
I don't want to throw you offtoo much here.
That joke took me places.
Yeah, I'm just going to cut allthis anyway, that whole thing
I'm just going to cut anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
He said that on the last episode and he did not cut
anything.
He said he was going to cut,did I not?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
No, what did I say?
I was going to cut.
Oh yeah, I didn't cut that.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I didn't cut that.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
That was really funny .
Come on, it was really funny.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
I'm not complaining.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah, the whole thing was really funny.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Just back to the poser.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I did cut a lot of shit, fuck you.
I did cut a lot of shit, thoughthere was a lot of stuff
michael talk, and michael talkedfor like 10 minutes.
He'll go.
No, you can't put that on there.
Yeah, he's just talking aboutall kinds of shit and he was
like, uh, that might begovernment secrets, I'm not sure
you gotta fucking just cut that.
I can't talk about any of thatyou know what?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I'm just distracted right now Because you have
luscious locks and you have goodskin.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Oh yeah, oh, my hair's down.
Yeah, I'm very pretty, nick,I'm just very fat.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I just never predicted that you have really
good skin.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh, why is that, you think?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
I don't know I bathed today too.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Congratulations, that was a big thing.
Sunday bath is a big thing forme.
It was all for you.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I wonder if I'll always be with you.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
So you wouldn't have to smell him Like you smelled
the guy at the IGA.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
The musk of a man is what he would smell, and that's
pleasurable.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Took it through a straw With your robe on you, you
kind of look like a Vikingright now.
I am a fucking Viking In yourheadphones like.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
So I am.
I'm more of a Viking than anyof your friends.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
That's a fact.
All my friends are twinks.
You're definitely more of aViking than all of them combined
.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I'm very little like a Viking and I'm more of a
Viking than them.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Yeah, exactly, you could put all of them together
in one trench coat and theywould look like a Muppet, like
you could fit all of them in onemedium-sized trench coat.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Well, you know all my friends.
I do know all your friends,it's just people who come on
this podcast.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
There's like seven people.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
They're directly involved in the podcast.
Good people, though.
Yeah.
Well, monroe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Monroe's a good guy.
Keisha flipped me off.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Twice actually.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
She got you good.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
She wanted to get, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
A full glass of water .

Speaker 1 (56:25):
No, I don't want to say anything.
I got nothing.
You're good, I ain't gonna, Iain't gonna bother you about it.
Um, I love, oh, she got it forme.
Damn damn, get the little clapthing going on there about kill
tony.
You ever watch kill tony?
I love kill tony.
Yeah, I think about the lovely,uh.
The lovely, uh, what's herfucking name?
The girl who's so fine thatcomes out there and gives them

(56:46):
the stuff that show rocks man Idon't ever watch like the full
videos of like the full video.
I just watch the clips so Idon't love tony hinchcliffe.
I like him, I like what he'screated.
I like that program.
I think that program is good Ilike that.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
He's like a comedian for comedy's sake, like he just
is there to make a joke that'swhat.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
what I like too.
He wants you to remember thatwe are comedians and trying to
be funny.
Don't actually care if weoffend you, because if it's
funny and somebody laughs at it,how offensive is it really?
That's pretty bad, everybody'sso damn sensitive since 9-11.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Something about those goofy-11, you know, yeah,
something about those goofy-asstowers meant something.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Oh gosh, I come to this country to make my own 9-11
.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Okay, we're all definitely on a watch list now.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh sorry, I think Eric puts us on a fucking watch
list just existing.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's a fact.
The list for Flotsam Korea.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
So he was here earlier and I was like the
podcast is next night, you wannastay around?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yes.
You delayed reaction I thoughtyou were going somewhere with it
.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I was going somewhere with it.
He said no, fuck, nick, I'm notstaying.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Okay, that's a fair perspective, one that a lot of
people share.
Bingo, bingo, bongo.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, you're man.
I love your car.
I'm obsessed with it.
You should be.
I'm very proud of you.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
It's a 2025 Durango GT it.
I'm very proud of you.
It's a 2025 Durango GT.
It's really nice Car paymentfrom hell.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Oh really, Breeze, car I mean we pay a shit ton on
that.
And that's just the way it is,we have one car payment at a
time.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Is that my insurance is cheaper on that car on that
Durangoango than it was on myChevy cruise Like $40 cheaper.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Why is it?
Was your cruise red?
Yeah, surely that can't be it.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
No, I mean, I was like obviously it's a factor,
but my God, it couldn't be $40worth of factor, right, that's
crazy.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I think, 33.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Old as hell.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I ain't even going to make it very much longer.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Sometimes there's a price difference, Like if you
get a discount, like I think,when you turn what 25 or 50.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Well, there was a point where I was paying.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Ex-owner cars on your policy or something maybe you
got yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Well, my ex totaled a brand new Honda Accord that I
had, and after that my carinsurance on my cruise was $818
a month it was double my carpayment, and then I paid that
for like six or so months andthen it went down to like four
or something and then at the endI was paying like $220.

(59:45):
And then when I traded it inthat, one's insurance.
Yeah, and then now that one'sinsurance.
Yeah, and then now that one'sinsurance is $180,000.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
That's so much, I think, though.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, we think $180,000 is a lot.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It is, but in the grand scheme of things, no
$180,000.
I mean, I pay, Is that fullcoverage?
Yeah, mine's a 2016 Ford Escape.
It's just four-cylinder and Ipay almost 90 a month full
coverage.
But prior to that, the Santa FeI had, that was a 2008,.

(01:00:16):
I was paying 140 on.
So it's a newer car, you know,and it's less than what the
other was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Whatever man, I got a Jeep Wrangler that just chills
and I'm just waiting to uh, um,waiting to teach clay to.
I gotta teach clay to drivepretty soon yeah, you do got a
small business.
Big business can't keep yournose out everyone else's damn
business.
Let us be your voice, whetheryou want to sell more sensi, up
those only fan subs or tell thatex he ain't shit.

(01:00:45):
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Send us an email or hit us upon socials if you'd like your ad
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Now back to the show.
Uh, welcome back in again.
Another break.
Had uh step away again becauseit's the middle of the night and

(01:01:06):
everybody's tired and has totake breaks.
Keisha said I've not talkedabout recruitment enough.
She's called me out on what Iwas going to talk about.
Is that again me being a loserand a poser?
She wants me to bring that up.
I've been a hypocrite that I'verecruited multiple people to

(01:01:27):
come out to work with me andit's like get their bonuses from
them.
Oh, not, you being a corporateleech, don't fucking judge me
Maybe I feel like I shouldn'tshare any of this information
with people.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
How many of them still work there?
All of them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
All Maybe, yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Minus one maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
At least you're a good leech, good corporate one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, I know what I'm doing, at least.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
You're not referring people that are just quitting.
That's good.
How long do they have to workthere before you get the bonus?
Six months, that's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
No, it's not too terrible.
I feel like um you know, peoplegenerally like it, so yeah,
everybody I talk to says it's agood work environment.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Everybody that I know that works there says they
enjoy working there, which is atestament to it in one way or
another that's true, um, sinceuh got that out of the way now,
key.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Thank you.
Got that out of the way now,kay.
Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I almost hit a button .
I know you did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I know you did Remember to follow us on socials
Instagram Do we have Facebook?
Facebook?
Yeah, we have Facebook, yeah,instagram, facebook, tiktok,
tiktok, twitter.
We don't really use X.

(01:02:54):
Let's use X for whateverPornhub doesn't feel.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
That's a fact.
Now they can't see your likesanymore.
It's a whole new world, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
It's a whole new world On X.
Yeah yeah, that's wild.
Okay, maybe we'll get active onX again.
Spotify and then YouTube.
Every episode goes up onYouTube usually the day after it
goes up everywhere else forsome reason, but that's whatever
I'm going to say.
Spotify again, because I liketo say that four times, because

(01:03:22):
we're sponsored by Spotify, Ithink.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Imagine saying all these words to like a Victorian
era child X, spotify, napster.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Imagine saying all these words to like a Victorian
era child You're going to followus on Napster Napster Facebook
LimeWire.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Tango Cash.
Follow us on YouTube.
Hit us with a like.
Share, share, share.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
That was awesome.
We don't need anything else.
I don't know you got a little.
You got a little rim shot there, but we don't need anything
else.
Patreon shot there, but wedon't need anything else.
Um, patreon we support the showon patreon.
We've had a few people whosupport us to show, support the
show since like the very fuckingbeginning.

(01:03:57):
Uh, um, cory, uh blair, micahchris and uh toe have been with
us since like the very beginning.
Um, and then we have, you know,some other members who have
come and gone uh, but support uson there.
You help pay for the productionof the show.
Uh, we can make more content,uh, if we have more people
helping out so give me give meyour money so I can quit my job.

(01:04:18):
Um oh uh.
I got to suggest quitting yourjob to some people at food city
today because they were I was atlike the self-checkout and they
were complaining about havingto work.
I just showed them the quityour job tattoo on my wrist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Wait, you have a quit , your job tattoo, oh my god,
dude, really, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah, I live for the brand I did not know that,
that's hard.
Yeah, I really do.
I work every day.
I work five days a week, workfull-time job, not have a quit
your job.
Tattoo on my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Sick though that's punk yeah Is it.
Yeah, that is, that's punk ashell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Feels like I'm a loser.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
No, it's just, it's giving, like Jay and Silent Bob,
energy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yeah, it's giving them all reps.
Well, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Appreciate you, show I appreciate you for inviting me
.
Always a fucking blast.
I love it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Next time maybe we'll have everybody on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You got anything else .

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Key no, I'm good, alright, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Ain't nobody stopping you from quitting your job, but
you Drink this whole mic.
Thank you, bye.