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Dusty (00:00):
On your break today.
Everybody's in studio to helpus flash back to previous
episodes.
We go over everything from badbosses all the way up to the the
best bathrooms we've had andthe our favorite worst
co-workers.
Now, alright time to clock outfor lunch.
Welcome to Paid Lunch atThanksgiving, your break with us
(00:45):
.
I'm Heavy D.
With me, as always, is RhinoGot the crew in studio today.
West fucking bailed but we gota key and Monroe are both here.
Monroe's half asleep from doingthe.
He done 24 hours of gaming man.
Monroe's always half asleep.
He's fucking night shifter,right, which is not shifter.
(01:05):
And we had the whole episodewhere you were talking about
night shift and which is funnybecause we're gonna go back and
talk about all that shit tonight, right?
So the episode tonight is aboutJust flashing back and checking
back in with some episodes wedone Long, long time ago.
It was in this galaxy, not faraway.
Ryno (01:23):
Well, my problem is right now You've got one of these
wrestling figures over there onyour computer desk, the one, the
red and white looks like acupcake box.
Dusty (01:31):
Oh, I don't have some cupcakes.
What kind would you like tohave now go?
Ryno (01:35):
pink almond.
Pink almond.
Dusty (01:39):
You're such a pussy you never tried it.
I'd love to have one.
I was thinking something likeSomething I've seen on like a
cooking show, like a strawberrybanana with like real chunks of
like fruit I am.
Ryno (01:52):
when it comes to cupcakes, it's either pink almond or red
velvet.
Dusty (01:56):
Can I give a Unpopular opinion?
Cupcakes kind of suck, that'sfair, like I think.
I know I would rather not havecake.
Ryno (02:06):
Like give me a cheesecake.
Dusty (02:08):
Oh yeah, give me a fucking shit.
I'll fucking love you fuckingcheesecake.
Yeah, that's what I like.
My birthday eyes for pecan pie,that's what I'd love to have.
A pecan pie, I want the wholefucking thing, only the whole
pecan pie, and die.
There's so much more sugar topecan pie than there is a cake.
Ryno (02:23):
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Dusty (02:24):
Also just like saying pecan pie can not pecan pecan.
That's a can of peas so Firstepisode we ever did, we sucked.
I listened to it today.
Ryno (02:39):
Motherfucker still got the most download.
Dusty (02:43):
That was all bullshit downloads.
That was like fucking every,every, every family member we
ever had.
Maybe that was our best episode.
Maybe flash go all the way back, get rid of all the equipment,
fucking get rid of everything.
Ryno (02:56):
Talk about poop.
Dusty (02:57):
Just talk about poop.
That's what really people wantpeople want the poop dirty jobs,
seems like.
Ryno (03:06):
You may gave a shit about the bad boss as part of that
episode.
It was purely in the bathroomtalk.
Dusty (03:11):
Well, we're gonna, we're gonna update everybody on, we're
gonna go through some episodes,some previous episodes.
If you haven't listened to them, go back through.
They should be on everything.
If they're not, please let usknow that, because we're not
aware that they're not oneverything.
As far as I'm concerned,everything works perfect and
there's no problems at all.
Listen, they're on yeah,they're on everything.
Go back and listen to our firstepisode.
(03:32):
There's growth.
We're proud of our growth.
We were just talking about howwe don't all that rattling is
ice.
Ryno (03:38):
Yes, I'm alcohol in it, so I apologize.
There's nothing, I'm not reallyapologizing a whole lot because
it's shit's good.
So if you hear that, I just dothis it has isn't empty.
What's empty now?
Dusty (03:48):
Oh, it's not gonna be empty for long.
Kisha's producer strat slashbartender slash enabler.
She do be enabling, though.
The first episode was badbosses and best bathrooms are in
bad microphones and audio if Ifeel what's funny is what's
funny is it's the samemicrophones.
We just didn't know how to usethem.
Ryno (04:09):
We did not know how to speak in anything we, we learned
each other to, though right.
Like how many?
What we?
40 weeks.
Dusty (04:17):
I really honestly I'm gonna get up, because like I
can't fucking stand it, I'm notgonna move.
Ryno (04:22):
I'm just gonna look directly at my know.
It sounds like an old, likecreaky door and I can hold
mansion just opening up.
It sounds like one of the doorsfrom resident evil Just it
sounds like loading reasonableloading screen.
Dusty (04:34):
Yeah, that's all it is Mm-hmm I like.
Reasonable loading screen isgood shit.
That's that was my childhood,watching my brother play
resident evil.
Ryno (04:43):
Well, it's like that.
I showed you that video theother day for the other project
that I'm working on.
Yeah it starts with the door,like yeah, that's all they have
stuck in my head is likeresident evil doorways.
Dusty (04:52):
I'm just like I gotta start on the door use herbs to
get better is what I learnedfrom resident evil.
Ryno (04:57):
Yep, Listen.
I love their their social mediaposts every April 20th.
They're fantastic.
Dusty (05:04):
Oh yeah, the fucking herb ones, Mm-hmm.
Ryno (05:07):
Would you like to use the green herb?
Dusty (05:10):
Yes yes.
So we've decided that you guysjust want to hear about shit,
but we don't have any updates onshit.
Ryno (05:19):
Dick demon, we gotta be careful now.
So when you say that, you gottaremember like it was either
last week or week before.
Dusty (05:25):
I have to shout out Charlie, by the way we basically
called Charlie shit dick demon.
So when you say there's noupdates on shit dick demon.
Ryno (05:31):
There's no updates on Charlie now.
Yeah that's what you're sayingout loud.
Dusty (05:35):
I'm worried about that whole grouping because when we
make the merch which we've beensaying is on the way for 35
weeks when we make the merchwith the shit dick demon on it,
the problem is our graphicsdesigner Is Charlie.
So I'm like Charlie and he'sthe person who specifically
(05:55):
requests we don't talk aboutshit and we just do anyway.
Ryno (05:58):
Yeah, oh, I mean we've got , we kind of stirred away from
that in the last little bit.
Dusty (06:04):
Yeah, but that's not any fun.
We're gonna talk about shit alot more.
Ryno (06:06):
I think we need to.
It's guaranteed to quadrupleyour downloads, your traffic and
your volume.
Dusty (06:13):
Yeah, I think We'd have to get somebody else to do the
shit dick demon, but I wouldlike to get shit dick demon
shirts and I think I thought wejust need to host and literally
like, like, host it throughunpaid lunch, a mini trekker
show and to see if someone Showsup and just duplicates the
effort well, first throwbackthen is gonna be to elevated
(06:39):
chicken, because that's our,that's our recap on, that is as
a podcast, with our audio, withour production, I feel like with
our, with our, our Conversating.
Ryno (06:55):
We have improved our banter.
Dusty (06:58):
We have improved right from from episode one and from
our bonus episode From now out.
One of that, one of our patreonsubscribers and one of our, one
of our fans, and who I became abig fan of the owner of the
cluck truck market right.
So that episode maybe was inbad taste for content.
Ryno (07:24):
We were hungry for content .
I so you're hungry for content.
I was hungry for chicken, yeah.
We were just a bad mixture thatweekend.
Dusty (07:34):
We were just hungry, but the update on that is we're all
friends now.
Yeah, everything's super cool.
We're gonna ask him if he wantsus to delete the the episode,
which wouldn't be a problem, butI Don't think we should delete
it.
Ryno (07:49):
And Micah just straight call out to you here my friend,
there's no such thing as bad.
Dusty (07:54):
But that's true.
Ryno (07:55):
I he does a podcast episode about him, yeah and the
thing is like, even aftereverything that I mean it like
kind of harkening back to thatepisode.
I know at that time he wasstill kind of getting out and
really working on the truck andstuff like that.
I'm a big fan of his cateringdays.
Like I went to a wedding thatwas catered by him and my boys,
(08:15):
christian and Rebecca, they wereall catering there.
My boy banks his wedding andI'm telling them some best food
I've ever had my fucking life.
So there was.
It was never a cut on the food.
Dusty (08:25):
Yeah, right, it was a cut , it was the situation.
Right, it could have beenfucking anybody and also you had
a really bad day.
Ryno (08:31):
I was really bad.
Dusty (08:32):
It's really bad shit.
Ryno (08:34):
That was when I was at the heart of hating umpires during
baseball season.
I was just a very big, that was.
Dusty (08:39):
I think if you listen to that, like eight weeks of
episodes.
There was like hate.
Ryno (08:42):
Right like I was hating on shit.
Dusty (08:44):
You were hating on shit like there was hate.
I was like we're gonna goshaking his head, yeah, cuz he
fucking knows he was like yeah,y'all fucking hated everything.
Yeah yeah, we all the episodeswere about hate.
Like I feel like our guests tolike suffered because of it.
Ryno (08:56):
I like I watched it like another piece of your work that
you did and not and I'm gonna behonest with you, I'm gonna
recant some of this here, so Idon't know if he listens, but,
sam, if you listen, I don't hateyou now as bad as I did, like
probably six months ago.
We like the bad umpire episodeslike oh, we say those are all
Sam Like yeah, I was going off.
(09:19):
It was Sam, it's like so butyou like him on the mic.
I like him on the mic, I likelistening to him, I like some of
his sports takes and thingslike that.
I still don't think he shouldtouch youth umpiring.
You learn those rules stay thefuck away from my baseball field
, but I do like the kid.
Now he's growing on me.
Dusty (09:38):
Yeah, man, he's a good segment on that coach's show
where he, where he'll ask allthe guest players who ask him
what their favorite, what theirfavorite kicks are like, what
their favorite shoes are.
Ryno (09:49):
Yeah, and just like that thing.
Dusty (09:50):
It was pretty unique and they didn't uh, um, they all
said LeBron's, which is weird.
Really, talk about them beingheavy.
Ryno (09:58):
Well, see, I mean it.
I Am a big fan of the Lucas.
Dusty (10:03):
They mentioned those two.
He was like what about Lucas?
Ryno (10:06):
Those things are fucking sick.
See like I come from adifferent area.
Like shoe as well.
We talked about all time aboutour kids having the Urban
Dictionary.
Shit, I wasn't shoe drip.
Dusty (10:16):
Is that how we say yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know can we
get a record scratch key so weget a record scratch so we can
pull.
So I want to get a recordscratch because this is like
totally off topic.
But man, you know, I mentionedin my sister last night I was at
App State, I was down there fora play, even though I wish I
was there for App State andMarshall game, but I was there
for a play which was awesome,was my sister's last play and
(10:38):
she's an actress and shit andeverything was great, right.
But anyway, um, uh, jordans,right, tennis shoes.
Jordans had this appeal foreverbecause, like nobody wore them
right.
Nobody wore them the only peoplethat wore them brought them out
only in the sunshine, you knowwhat I mean.
(11:00):
Like we're in a plastic baguntil they stepped on the
concrete, only walked onconcrete with them, right, all
that shit, man.
But now, like everybody'swearing Jordans, like everywhere
.
Like everybody's got a pair ofJordans, like Key don't Jordan
have a pair of Jordans?
Keisha's daughter has a pair ofJordans, right, and it's like
so it's not cool anymore.
Like I know that's.
(11:20):
Like I know that sounds dumband like who the fuck do I know
what's cool on 37?
Ryno (11:25):
and never been cool.
I mean, like all the friendsthat we have grown up to that
were like shoe connoisseurs.
Dusty (11:32):
Yeah, Like Dane.
Dane was a big shoe guy.
Yeah, shout out Dane.
I don't think he listens, andif he does, he you know he
definitely doesn't speak English.
Ryno (11:39):
Like poke.
Dusty (11:40):
I know, poke listens, Just you know just a part of it,
I know he listens to the showLike man's always been big in
the shoes, big in the shoes andI would love to be big in the
shoes and like and I keep upwith it, Like I had like the app
and shit and like I keep upwith shoes.
But my problem is I have plainas fashion out of us and I have
to really wear hokas or I can'twalk.
Ryno (11:58):
I would never wear anything ever again other than
hokas.
Yeah, I can't wear anythingwith hokas.
No, I can't.
Dusty (12:04):
If they made hoka in Jordan, I'd wear that and I like
to look into the shoes.
Ryno (12:07):
I'd like to like drop a small human off my body and like
mass.
Yeah, I might go back to someother type of shoes.
Dusty (12:14):
I'd have to lose 350 pounds to be able to wear normal
shoes.
Ryno (12:17):
Well, speaking of that, we're going on a freaking diet
tomorrow, like now.
I'm like I'm excited about it.
Dusty (12:25):
So what's worse a breakup or the marriage diet?
Ryno (12:29):
Well, my thing is right now it's not even such a
marriage diet Like we are goingto do it together, you know,
within the marriage.
But my thing is I'm diabetic asfuck.
Yeah, my back hurts, my hipshurt, my feet hurt, everything's
swelling, like I'm just donewith it.
I know in my mind, my heart ofhearts in my mind, that if I'll
drop even, probably 70 pounds 60pounds, I mean, I'm talking
(12:54):
like 100.
If I drop like 60 pounds I'dprobably feel like a different
human being.
Health, like feeling everything, I know I mean you would have
feel like 20.
Yeah Well, I got a friend rightnow, like she's really big.
Like we talk all the time aboutozympic and shit like it.
Like how those weight lossmedications that really were
(13:14):
built for top two diabetics butI was in pick at rope basically
written by doctors into a faddiet and became a problem
Diabetics couldn't fucking getthe shit.
But there's one now.
That's my understanding is whenyou're both it's fine yeah.
Dusty (13:28):
I mean it helps.
Ryno (13:31):
I mean it helps.
There's one now.
It's called manjaro, andapparently manjaro is
specifically just for kill themand jar.
Kill my jar.
Yeah, not kill my jar, bear,not be kill a man jar because I
don't want to kill a man.
I need that.
So I need to take themedication.
Dusty (13:47):
We are so far off topic, but it's oh yeah, so I've only
been drinking water, right, butit's not necessarily to lose
weight.
Because there's two types offat people, right, there's fat
people who have been fat theirwhole life and fat people who
are newly fat and don't knowwhat to do about it.
Okay, me, I am comfortablebeing fat.
(14:09):
I know how to live my lifebeing fat because I have been
fat my whole life, and so I knowhow to exist being fat.
But people who are newly fatare like what the fuck is
happening?
Why don't my clothes fit?
And I was like yo, you got toshop at big and tall.
But I have recently realizedfanatics is the place to shop by
the way Fanatics is awesome.
(14:31):
I have Dodger's shirts.
I'm not even Dodger's fit.
Ryno (14:34):
I'm massively like.
My torso is gigantic.
Dusty (14:38):
I have no, yeah, yeah, you have tiny legs, me too, but
I have to literally like I'm twoeggs.
Ryno (14:43):
Normal is a belly shirt on me, but it fits perfectly in
the shoulders.
Yeah.
Three eggs is just a baggy bedsheet, yeah, but it fits.
So like, if I can find the twoXL large or tall, I mean two XL
tall, perfect, perfect fit.
So you can't find that shitanywhere and let's order it
online.
Dusty (15:01):
I'm with you and I apologize to the people who are
still following the story thatthis was about.
Ryno (15:13):
I mean, listen, I can tie it back in.
I'm fat and I'm having shittybowel movements.
Dusty (15:18):
Terrible bowel movements might not make it to the
bathroom.
The older, I get the older Iget the least chance.
I think it.
I'll make it to the bathroom.
Ryno (15:26):
Right, oh, speed on diabetes.
Speaking of diabetes, listen,take you cement foreman.
Every bathroom becomes yourfavorite bathroom, as long as
you can get to one on time.
Dusty (15:38):
Okay, so do you have an update on best bathrooms?
Do you have a new one?
Are you still using the samebathroom you've been using?
Ryno (15:44):
So I actually have a dilemma with the best bathrooms.
Last time when we recorded this, we were still kind of coming
out of quarantine.
I guess situations.
I mean we weren't in quarantinebut a lot of people were still
working at home from the callcenter.
We're back up to like 7, 800people and we've got like three
(16:06):
training classes a week.
There are no bathrooms.
Dusty (16:10):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Everybody is not married.
Ryno (16:13):
Like you got to go three different bathrooms before you
find an empty shitter, which isterrifying.
Plus, jeannie, I miss you.
I don't know what's happened.
I ain't seen you for ever, so Idon't know if something's
changed.
But this cleaning group that wehave up there, they are
phenomenal.
Do an amazing job, like thebathrooms are always hard to
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clean.
No, it's, none of them arethere anymore.
Oh really, I don't know what'shappened.
Dusty (16:39):
Well, they were independent contractors, so they
may have took a better job.
Ryno (16:43):
I'm thinking they moved on , but I've never asked that
question.
But this new group theyliterally adhere to a strict
schedule where they clean thebathroom every hour and a half,
like two hours.
It's hot until you walk up thereand then they have to go.
I swear to God, me andLaCrestia have a running joke on
it.
Every single day I go to thebathroom.
They're cleaning it.
One of them oh, and you can'tget in there.
(17:04):
You can't get in there.
So then you go to the other oneand actually, since they're
cleaning the one, the two stallsare full in the other one.
Dusty (17:11):
What about the my favorite bathroom?
I told you.
Ryno (17:13):
I don't know the front one , why not?
Dusty (17:15):
Oh, that's right, you just fucking afraid.
Ryno (17:17):
I'm afraid the door ain't gonna latch.
Dusty (17:19):
Yeah Well, that's a legitimate fear, though I guess
that's that's plus, like we saidbefore to the coke on the front
toilet.
Ryno (17:26):
You know that's a problem.
Dusty (17:28):
That's what I was going to say.
You worried you're going tocome in on somebody doing coke.
No, I'm probably.
Ryno (17:31):
Well, that's another thing about that, though.
Like the front bathroom, likeI'll use it to PS Now.
I went up there a couple oftimes and I swear to God, you
walk up to the door and I'vewaited upwards of eight minutes
at one point and the sink wasrunning the entire time.
Oh wow.
So either someone's like flatout like taking up like a first
week of marriage poop, or likeyou turn in the shower and
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everything on because, godforbid, you don't want the
honeymoon in and you don't wantto hear your new spouse here
taking, taking a shit.
Dusty (17:59):
The one thing you've seen it on sitcoms.
Ryno (18:01):
It's a thing.
Dusty (18:02):
Yeah, no, I'm with you.
Ryno (18:03):
So either that's happening and they're scared to have
someone's gonna hear themgrunting outside, or someone's
taking a full on fucking bathand I don't know why.
Dusty (18:10):
Well, I told you my one.
My one nightmare from thatbathroom is that dude just butt
ass naked in there pissing.
It was my one, just like Ithink the decision you have to
make to be the type of personthat drops your pants to your
ankles to piss like is lifechanging.
Like you, you are a certaintype of person so liberated.
(18:33):
So this guy, I can't possiblysay like I wouldn't fucking do
that to somebody, right?
But that's not true.
I'm a terrible person, but yeah, fuck you.
You kid your children, hate youthere does fire starter?
flaming Especially there, like Iwas gonna start shit there.
(18:53):
But literally this guy it wasnot because he was liberated,
just because he wasn't smartenough to know any different.
I don't think he probably hasbeen doing that since he was a
little kid or something.
Yeah, and I get it there, shitgoing on, like maybe you got
something in your left hand andyou have to, and then you can't
help your pants.
I don't know what the fuck'sgoing on here.
You don't know.
I mean, I wear ball shorts allthe time, so I'm not just a
flopping go right oh yeah, right.
So what's what you doing in ballshorts?
There's no zip, I don't have toworry about anything, but that
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was my nightmare there.
Um, are you ready for me todescribe what I like most about
the bathroom?
I use it work.
That's all right.
So when you walk in and I'lltell you why it's the superior
stall when you walk in, thereare, directly in front of you,
there are three mirrors, threesinks, three paper towel
(19:38):
dispensers and three garbagecans right, so right in front of
you, to the left of those, istwo urinals with a separator in
between them.
Right, directly behind thoseurinals, is three stalls.
The one against the wall is thelargest of the three, right the
the one in the middle isactually the handicapped.
It's naturally the handicappedoff right, but also the bonus to
the third one, not just beingthe handicapped stall, but you
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cannot see into that stall thefucking gaps on these stalls or
like an inch and a half thick,like an inch and a half between
the door and the frame, so youcan see someone just fucking
sitting on the toilet taking ashit In the mirror because the
way the bathroom is designed I'mso sorry about the chair.
Ryno (20:21):
I'm so sorry about the chair.
Yes, Uh.
Dusty (20:25):
I'm so sorry about the chair, but you can.
When you walk into the bathroom, In you can see who's ever in
the first two stalls and thedoors have good hinges so they
don't close all the way whennobody's in them.
So you can tell automaticallyif somebody's in them.
Uh, because the doors will beclosed.
But you can also just seethrough the cracks in the
mirrors.
(20:45):
You can see people shitting andthey are looking because they
know if you shit there you know,they are looking In the mirror
through the crack.
Just, you could just fuckingjust sitting there on the toilet
and looking through the,looking through the crack, into
the mirror, looking youstraighten the fucking eyes,
right, but you can't see peoplein the third stall, which is
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very important.
That's where everybody tries togo, so everybody goes to the
third stall.
So I will I'm gonna saysomething now that I probably.
Yeah, so I know when people aregoing to the bathroom, right, I
sit in the way back cornerbecause I'm an IT, so we're over
in the corner, so I seeeverything and I purposely will
just watch people go to thebathroom and I know what times I
(21:30):
can go and when I can go, thatnobody's gonna be in that third
stall and I know what people inthe cost interviews the first
and second stall and not thethird one, because you've seen
them.
I would like to interview thosepeople and know why they use
the first and second stall.
Because some people might liketo see their pubes.
Voyeurism.
Yeah, I think it might be avoyeurism thing that they're
like hey, they're just sittingon the toilet.
(21:51):
When people walk in, they'relike look at my fucking pubic
hair.
It could be.
It could be, I mean, if I hadlike a good stream, like I don't
because I'm fat, and it woulddisappear.
But if I had like a solid, likewhat do they call that line of
pubic hair from like the bellybutton down to like down to the
base, you dick, what does thatcalled key?
What's that called?
You should know what's thatcalled key.
Ryno (22:13):
Happy trail.
Dusty (22:14):
Yeah, happy trail, that's it.
Yeah, I don't have those.
It would have to be a hugetrail.
Right, have to be a trail thatgoes over a mountain In a cave
and back out.
Oh, this should have never gaveher control that.
I don't know, over the river andthrough the woods, why we
fucking gave her control of thatwhatever gave us the conscious
(22:35):
decision to let her have thenoises at her fingertips, but
that's that's the most I canpossibly describe my I mean,
what you just explained is kindof what we talked about you know
I'll be back in that firstepisode is, if you've got three
urinals, don't be the guy thatgoes to the middle one first.
Ryno (22:53):
Like why?
Who does that?
Why pick a side and go to theside?
Dusty (22:59):
so I don't know if we urinals, right, okay, I don't
know if we touch this, but doyou prefer?
I'm gonna go around the room,I'm not catching a Monroe.
Do you prefer urinals that gofrom like halfway up the wall to
the bottom, like full wallurinals or just small urinals?
Give me the full wall.
(23:19):
Do you like them to have aseparator or no separator?
No separator.
Oh what do you think?
And there's some specific onesI haven't mind.
Ryno (23:30):
Mounted on the wall?
Yeah, okay, mounted with thedivider.
Dusty (23:34):
Yeah, see, I don't like a divider right.
I think the point of the urinalis just the freedom.
I think it should just be atrough anyway, see.
Ryno (23:43):
I've seen the ones that are trough that are trough.
Dusty (23:45):
Ball games, like stadiums , are troughs.
Stadiums are the job.
Everybody's just got their dickout in the same spot as
everybody else and there's justa river of piss Running past
your dick.
Yep, right, and that's, andthat's the way God intended it.
Is that not the way Godintended it to be Right?
What's it for, if not forflopping out?
Ryno (24:01):
a bunch of man pissing on a bucket at the same time.
Dusty (24:03):
But at the movie theater.
Ryno (24:05):
Yeah, norton movie theater , the ones that go down the
ground.
Dusty (24:07):
Tell me they didn't used to have a separator.
I don't think they did.
Do they not?
Now they do?
I didn't think they always did,though.
Ryno (24:14):
I Wanted to say that they always did so.
Here's why I don't like theones that go away down.
It's on your shoes.
You piss all over your shoes.
Dusty (24:20):
Oh.
Damage is fucking and if you'rewearing Jordans it gets them
fucked.
Yep, you're Jordans are fuckedthat was, that was our comeback.
That was the end of the joke.
Ryno (24:32):
We're gonna end the show if you've ate asparagus now, you
got.
Dusty (24:36):
Stank, no joke, I went behind a guy yesterday.
I was at the plane at App Stateand I went behind a dude that
just pissed in the urinal and,dude, I almost said something to
him which seems like the mostgrown-up thing to do ever that I
was like Yo, dude, you gottadrink more water.
I was like cuz fuck is?
(24:57):
I walked up to the urinal andit's stuck, like the urinals
stuck so bad.
I was like you gotta drink morewater, yo, or at least eat less
asparagus or drink more waterand do one of the two things
asparagus pisses.
Ryno (25:10):
It's different.
Dusty (25:10):
What is asparagus key For your car?
It's asparagus.
No, fucking you know you weresupposed to do the drum thing
like the thing.
Ryno (25:23):
I Don't think doing it now counted on the fluke side of
the original episode.
I don't think I have anyupdates on bad bosses.
I'd they try to take me awayfrom my boss and we stage a
small mutiny slash coup that youall burn the fucking place down
If they take you all apart.
Oh well, they tried to take meand rose away from Lucretia and
we were like.
Rose said I'm putting in mynotice and I said I'm one
(25:47):
full-blown remote.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get noneof it.
I'm like, if you're gonna giveme a full-blown remote later,
I'm gonna be a full-blown remotecoach and a minute slider.
We were told we were stable,lucretia.
Dusty (26:00):
Yeah, you know, what's funny is like we've not had like
a solid.
We've not had like a solidepisode about Like sticking it
to them.
You know what I mean.
Like yeah, like putting theirfoot in the fire like man, I'm
saying like a lot this episode.
I ever come off that a littlebit.
That's crutch word.
Yeah, it is, but I've beendoing better.
(26:23):
Right, that's growth in thepodcast.
Ryno (26:24):
I would be filling your call observation right now.
Dusty (26:26):
Hadn't I been doing better you have about same like.
Ryno (26:30):
Yeah, you've had a altered mind state, though.
Yeah, that's not my fault, it'scages.
Dusty (26:38):
I Don't think that fit.
You're gonna fucking lose yourcontrol.
Ryno (26:44):
Time out you're gonna look , you're gonna time out.
You can't you know the box anymore buttons.
We're on a power play now.
Dusty (26:53):
It's three on.
It's three on key.
We got this whole thing.
So, I think you're the only onethat could have the advantage,
like, if I'm at work and I'mholding out, I don't think I'm
gonna.
Hey, I'm not gonna work Unlessyou do this for me.
(27:18):
There's a there's gonna replaceme, right, but you matter,
right, you?
You matter like the things youdo and you obviously do, and
that's that's you know.
That's awesome that you do thatshit, that you matter and that
you could.
If you were more of an asshole,it would matter less.
Ryno (27:35):
Probably I was but if you were more of an asshole you
would make more money.
I was an asshole, really bad,about two weeks ago.
Oh, really, really.
It was probably the worstFeedback I've ever been given as
a leader, as a Drake manager,in probably nine years.
Dusty (27:51):
You got bad feedback towards you.
Ryno (27:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, so what we end up having happened, I'm
gonna kind of work through thisstory very quickly, but we're no
hurry, we don't want to be, weare.
I just don't want to talk aboutsomething.
We have fucking mad Phillip, sowe moved under a new corporate
branding, pretty much sonaturally, when that happens,
they want to straight, you know,make sure everyone's on the
(28:15):
same Coaching methodologies,same paperwork, hr schematics
the whole time.
So the thing is that we havethis coaching model that is
really built off of coachingbehaviors that are a drive from
a key metric.
Okay, I could keep you.
My department doesn't havemetrics.
Dusty (28:36):
This is the manager, talk oh yeah, so my oh right, you
all don't have my.
Department is having you justfix another people, shit,
basically I mean fixingeverybody else's fuck ups.
Ryno (28:45):
Yeah, so they put us through this three week training
, four hours a day for threeweeks, to learn how to do this
coaching methodology that doesnot apply to my work stream.
Dusty (28:57):
Mm-hmm.
Ryno (28:58):
So we get through the whole entire thing.
They're like oh yeah, you gotto do a fire test at the end of
this, where you have to pull anagent and Coach them off this
methodology in front of a paneland you have to pass it.
Dusty (29:12):
Okay not even know.
You're pushing the methodologythat much anyway, cuz, like he
said, no apply to you.
Ryno (29:15):
It doesn't apply to me.
So you know what I had to doand what I was told to do.
I had to pull an agent, tellthem that I've been provided
fake numbers, fake metrics.
Give me initial agent.
Dusty (29:26):
You pulled, ja, you don't know.
Ryno (29:28):
Okay, adding to not only think I didn't listen, he
wouldn't you fuck.
He's like I just say, anyway, Ididn't want care, so I have to
pull adding, didn't say, hey,here's what your fake numbers
are that I won't be coaching youto, because I don't Want to
pull you into a meeting and froma panel of people and coach you
and put it in on paper pen topaper Feedback for you on what
(29:49):
you're doing wrong, when it doesnot actually impact your work
at all whatsoever.
So I do him give him the fakenumbers, give him a fake
backstory For why he wasn'thitting the numbers.
And then we had to go in andput in a dog and pony show and
found like three or four peopleand basically Fake all yeah and
they knew we were faking it.
So I'm like at this point, howthe fuck is this benefiting
(30:13):
anybody?
Dusty (30:13):
This is a waste of Well, especially not your employee.
Ryno (30:16):
Yeah, it's not benefiting anybody, because I'm exempt from
this type of coachingmethodology, because we don't
have metrics.
So we pull him, go through thewhole entire thing and at the
end of it they're like all right.
Some of the feedback we have isyou really kind of control too
much the conversation.
You didn't let them talk.
I'm like how much can someonefucking talk about fake numbers
that they don't even know about?
(30:36):
Like how am I supposed to steerthis conversation to where they
talk more than me oversomething that had to prep them
on 30 minutes before he cameinto this damn thing?
Dusty (30:46):
And like they're not expecting you, you're not
expecting.
It doesn't make any sense ofthe department, the whole things
.
Ryno (30:52):
So we go through the whole entire spiel and they're like
do you have any feedback forthis fire test?
Oh, the word vomit happened forabout the next 15 minutes.
That one point with the guysaid are you done?
Dusty (31:09):
It's like the interview with the with the bobs.
Ryno (31:12):
Yeah.
They were like are you done?
I'm like, yeah, I guess.
And then apparently like I.
They pulled my manager the nextday and they're like we have
concerns, oh.
Dusty (31:23):
Because you spoke out.
Ryno (31:24):
Yeah, I was a turd.
Yeah, get fucked though.
Dusty (31:27):
Very abrasive.
Ryno (31:29):
That sucks.
The thing is, I felt like allmy feedback was valid.
Yeah, I gotta do it.
Yeah, it's level setting forthe entire company, yeah,
whatever they said.
Well, here's the thing, though.
You know your line of businessis exempt, but if something ever
happened to your line ofbusiness, you know you would
have to go back to when thesefront line inbound cues, and at
this point, this methodologywould apply.
I'm like also, so that would be, at a very minimum, probably
(31:52):
eight to nine months in thatfrom now I would have forgotten
about all of this, yeah, butfurthermore, I'm gonna be fully
transparent with you.
Can I be transparent?
They said, yeah, I said, if myline of business goes away, I
will no longer be employed bythis company.
I will leave, yeah, and it wascricket.
They said for real.
I said for real, my line ofbusiness leaves, I'm gone, yeah,
I'm out of here.
(32:13):
Well, you still gotta do it.
Dusty (32:17):
Okay so I failed it and let's not say it's the problem
with the whole company.
Ryno (32:22):
Anyway.
They're like we have concernsthat you know he's.
You said he's the only leaderin this department.
He's client facing the.
Are you afraid that he hasthese types of outbursts with
client?
I feel like his type ofpersonality, in the way he
handled that feedback and howeverything went, he could be
verbally abusive to his agents.
What the fuck I'm telling you,dude.
(32:43):
I went off like I've never.
It shook my confidence so bad.
Just going through this wholeentire process I was like I
don't even want to do thisanymore.
Dusty (32:51):
You know what's terrible is like.
That is the complete oppositeof you, which is funny not you
reacting to them that way, whichalso I want to point out that
I'm proud of.
I mean that I think that'sgrowth in like you're
recognizing your worth in thejob.
You know what I mean.
Like is you're just like.
I need to be able to say thesethings to you because Don't you
(33:12):
know something about the companythat nobody else has told them
that?
You know what I mean.
Don't you know that about?
Like, like again I hate to goback to that movie, but like the
bobs like nobody has heard thatright and they're like, oh shit
, really that's how people feel.
Ryno (33:25):
We understand that this is not, you know, one size fits
all and it definitely doesn'tapproach to you, but we can't
build this just catered to youryou know campaign and your line
of business.
Dusty (33:35):
You should be exempt from it, though your whole apartment
should be exempt from thetraining I'm exempt from having
to use the methodology.
Yeah, you should be exempt fromthe training.
Ryno (33:43):
Blew my mind, man.
I was like this is literally,did you?
Dusty (33:45):
get.
So when it crashed down to likewhen it got to the top, top,
did you get?
Like, did you get crashed downabout it?
Ryno (33:50):
Oh no right.
Dusty (33:52):
Really well, you would, especially wouldn't from La
Crescia, because she means sheknows the fucking.
Ryno (33:58):
Not not, I mean above that like they're, like, it is what
it is.
Dusty (34:02):
That makes sense.
Ryno (34:02):
I gotta do it again some time either this week or next
week.
I gotta go do the second time.
And here's the funny part.
They're like you could havebrought La Crescia as your agent
if y'all were gonna buildeverything out.
Mean, la Crescia, both likeeach other, like that's good to
fucking know now.
Yeah, yeah.
Dusty (34:16):
I would already cook this shit up.
That'd have been easy.
You know we will play fromSunday.
I'll be whoever you want me tobe.
Ryno (34:22):
God, but that ran all over me.
I was like there is no point,like literally you made me pull
an agent for 30 minutes to trainthem on fake bullshit, then put
them into this interaction for30 minutes about fake bullshit,
and then I had to spend another30 minutes afterwards talking to
them about how we didn'tsucceed with fake bullshit.
Yeah so it's an iron halfproductivity that you just cost
(34:43):
my line of business.
Dusty (34:45):
In In case you're forgetting what we're talking
about.
Uh, we got started on the firstever episode.
Uh, we were flashing back toit's the Wayne's world kind of
works on the bad bosses part ofit now because apparently I.
Ryno (35:01):
That's why we were you got the you have the people on the
bad boss you have the segue,without even knowing it's there.
Dusty (35:07):
You're a pro podcaster, pro podcaster, um.
I had a boss that, if I didn'tget switched to, like I recently
started it, I t and I love it,love the job.
My boss is fucking awesome.
She's been in the company like40 years and she's crazy good.
She's awesome.
Anyway, my previous boss wasreally great too.
Right, my previous boss wasawesome, but her management
(35:28):
style was not gonna work for meand I was not going to make it.
Uh, and, and I was not going tomake it, I just wasn't.
That was just the way it was.
Um, and she don't really getlumped into bad bosses because
she's a really good boss and I'dlike to.
And you know, thinkingdifferent circumstances, maybe
different mental mindset.
Ryno (35:48):
Then I can have her as a boss.
It's probably you, more than itwas the boss, though.
Dusty (35:51):
But we had two meetings a week.
Ryno (35:53):
Yeah, you don't do meetings.
Dusty (35:54):
I don't do meetings, bro, let me do my work right.
See me an email.
Ryno (35:58):
That's you are the poster child like.
If you look up the euphemismonline, this could have been an
email.
Dusty (36:03):
It has your picture she's well, it's because, like, if
you just tell me I need to dosomething better, I will do that
singular thing better.
Everything else is gonna staythe same, which is fine, because
I will do that singular thingbetter.
It's like, here, you need to dothis now.
Well, I'll just start doingthat, right, just.
But but, like I don't want totalk about it for 45 minutes,
(36:23):
right?
And it's like, well, at leastyou're off the phone.
No, you don't understand howeasy I think this job is.
I would rather be on the phone.
Oh, yeah, right, I would ratherjust be be doing my, my mind
numbing and you've talked aboutthat before for me Is that like
this IT job is way better for mebecause I'm on autopilot in the
last department I was in andlike I was an autopilot at where
(36:44):
you're at now.
Like I was on autopilot andOnce I learned how to do
something really good and it'snot like interesting to me, I'm
kind of over it.
Ryno (36:53):
Oh you gone.
Dusty (36:55):
I'm over it and that, but , but it keeps podcasting keeps
me going because like we get todo different shit every week,
right?
So like I'm not talking aboutthe same thing all the time.
Ryno (37:03):
Well, the thing is, too is like we talked about quiet
quitting.
You would fall into inadvertentquiet quitting at that.
Yeah, you would be emotionallymerely checked out without even
attaining to me, and it's likemy laziness plays into it a
little bit.
I think that's why some of thetimes I never actually brought
you into my departments because,like I don't know if I can
Coach this.
Dusty (37:24):
What you underestimate about me, though, is my major
Issue with disappointing people,right, so I would have probably
been your best employee,because because I don't want to
inconvenience anybody,especially my friends.
If I don't know you, I don'tcare to inconvenience you, but
if you're my friend, I'm like afuck.
(37:46):
Well, I'm gonna have to work myass off for Ryan, and I don't
want to.
I would have just quit,probably so dangerous so yeah.
Ryno (37:53):
Kevin came back to that exploitative leader that I had
knew that he had that in me.
Dusty (37:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Ryno (38:00):
Yeah, it's something right because sometimes when you like
, you will know as a manager,when you have those employees
and you got to be veryrespectful of that.
Dusty (38:08):
Yeah.
Ryno (38:08):
Yeah, very respectful of that, because there is a very
powerful mechanism and that,like my people, that I have,
that are like they, I know don'twant to inconvenience me
Sometimes.
What they don't know is I willbe purposely a little bit
distant with them.
Dusty (38:27):
Yeah, because I don't want to be that way.
Yeah, cuz you gotta come out ofit.
Ryno (38:32):
I don't want to be like trend on the line of
exploitative and be like Well, Iknow they don't want to
disappoint, so you know I couldweaponize this.
I don't want to be that guy.
I would never be that guybecause I had it done to me and
God, it's shitty.
Dusty (38:46):
Well, that kind of is like thinking about the, the
type of co-worker that you canwork with, the different you
know abilities, the differenttype of person they are, and
that's kind of.
Our next flashback was thinkingabout if I had any tops of
Worst co-workers.
Now, because I know when wewent over the, the last like
type of word worst co-workers,you know.
Ryno (39:07):
So we went over bad tops.
Yeah, I would love to do it ina future episode.
Is you know like in relate,like my wife had one of the like
these?
Take tiktok questionnairesearlier and it goes through all
these different questions.
It's like ask him all thesequestions.
Yeah and like what I'm was,like you know.
Do they know what your lovelanguage is?
Oh yeah, I feel like there is aco-worker language.
(39:28):
Yeah, there is like, like wewere just talking about is the
person that's eager to please,and things like that.
I would love to get into thepsychology of that.
Dusty (39:37):
Well, and it plays hand-in-hand with like something
I was thinking about Doing somecontent on is something that
would be controversial, I thinkwith everybody, spouse would be
like work wife or work husband.
You know what I mean.
Because it's like the person,because you spend more time with
your people at work than you doWith your people with your
(39:57):
people at home just becauseyou're there eight hours a day
and you're not with your familyeight hours a day.
No you're just not Right andlike and you have somebody who
you're super close with at work,that's like you know and that's
, and that's again, that's atouchy fucking episode.
We can say that some people aregonna be mad.
Not that either of our wiveshave ever heard a word.
We've said on the podcastNobody does, it's fine, we have
(40:22):
five people who do.
But yeah, I don't necessarily.
I've went over a lot of badtypes of co-workers and and I
know, like the, I thinksomething I didn't mention
before was the person who thinksyou like them.
Oh, yeah is a bad type ofco-worker, right?
(40:43):
The person who thinks you'retheir best friend at work?
Yeah, right, and it's fuckingjust like every time you get up
out of your chair or like walknear them there beside you, how
you doing, everything goingalright, how are you and start
talking to you about a topicthat you don't actually care
about, that they think you careabout?
Ryno (41:03):
That's when the oh man, that's crazy.
Oh, bro, okay.
Dusty (41:06):
That's wild.
Now my phone now like I'm juston tick tock if I like, if
you're talking to me and I pullmy phone out and get on Tick
tock while you're talking to me.
I probably don't want to talkto you, cuz, especially because
I don't even use tick tock.
Oh, that was a differentcircumstance.
That's a totally differentcircumstance.
I think that's a differentsituation.
(41:27):
I was lost in the sauce.
Ryno (41:31):
Speaking of sauce man, I'm about to go destroy some more
than meatballs in the kitchen.
It's calling my name.
Dusty (41:35):
We pre-gamed, we pre-gamed and key cooked cooked
like three Italian meals.
You need all the pasta and justdie from it.
Listen.
Ryno (41:51):
One last rant before we go Do it.
Dusty (41:55):
Fucking go.
Always sit back down.
Fucking, getting real.
The growth in this.
How quiet that was I moved it.
Ryno (42:03):
Do you remember when we first started?
I love it.
Dusty (42:07):
We first started we touch something and it sound like the
end of the world came.
Ryno (42:10):
Oh yeah, it sounds like this.
It don't do that anymore now.
Why'd you do that?
It's so much better.
Dusty (42:17):
That's some sort of comparison.
Ryno (42:18):
So Daylight savings time in the workplace.
Dusty (42:23):
Oh.
Ryno (42:24):
Fuck it, man, that's fuck.
Oh sorry if I woke somebody upjust now.
Dusty (42:29):
I'm getting a little really cool throwback.
Really good is when you work,not shift, which is a previous
episode.
Ryno (42:39):
Yeah right, let me tell you lose money.
Dusty (42:43):
Or it goes back at two o'clock and you've worked a
quarter of your shift and youhave to go back and work another
hour If you're fucking shift.
Fuck that, you shouldn't evencount.
Ryno (42:52):
So there's that.
I wasn't here for that episode,so I'm way it on to that.
Dusty (42:56):
I forgot about that.
Ryno (42:57):
You're dead me the company I was dead that week.
The company that I work for isbased out of Arizona.
That does not.
Dusty (43:05):
Oh, no time change.
Ryno (43:06):
They don't acknowledge any of it, so they sit.
Dusty (43:08):
Did you know that key no time change in Arizona?
Ryno (43:11):
They sit in their little bubble.
Nothing changes.
But then we have to go throughand it's not for the virus, it's
ours.
We're on this shitty fuckingtime keeping schedule.
It's now.
I'm like all right, now I'mgonna have to piss off half my
workforce and say you've got tostay late, hour later To make
sure they were maintaining thesecues.
Dusty (43:28):
Now fun, that is to tell people every fucking year.
Ryno (43:32):
It's miserable.
Dusty (43:33):
People are.
That's my favorite.
My favorite manager moments iswhen the manager said to call
you and be like Um, so yeah,you're gonna have to stay, work,
work extra on something youdon't know anything about.
Ryno (43:51):
At one point we had a six month schedule on and six month
schedule off, purely because ofDaylight Savings time.
That's intense when we wouldhave people that would have to
work.
For six months they would work12, 30 to 9.
And then for the rest of theyear, the other half, they work
11, 30 to 8.
Oh, because, yeah, that'sfucked To match, because Arizona
(44:11):
doesn't change.
That's so weird.
Can we get rid of this shit?
Dusty (44:17):
Am I crazy?
Or did they vote it out?
What the fuck happened?
It's like 2025.
Ryno (44:22):
It's coming, but like people are still freaking
refuting this shit, what's hesaying?
Dusty (44:29):
The house.
Somebody didn't approve it, sothey had to go back.
Ryno (44:32):
Oh, you know why One party did, the other didn't.
Alright, it's always Probablybecause they're like Daylight
Savings time on the bill orvoting to do this.
Oh, right, here in the smallfine print were $850,000 to
child prostitution.
Yeah, it reflects Ghana orsomething.
Epstein's family there's alwayssome fucking bullshit tie-in
(44:56):
money going somewhere orsomething, something.
But the thing is one of thebiggest things that they were
fighting with on the house floorand all that was.
They're like school.
So now, if you abolish DaylightSavings, you're gonna have kids
sitting waiting to get on a busin complete, total pitch-black
darkness year-round.
They're like it's not safe.
(45:16):
Why is it not safe?
Dusty (45:19):
What's it fucking not safe about it?
They're staying on the sidewalkall the time anyway.
Ryno (45:22):
Yeah.
Dusty (45:23):
Bus has headlights.
It's not 1927.
If they're going to get hit,they're going to get hit.
Ryno (45:27):
If you can't, it's natural selection.
If a runaway car hits a kid,you can't blame it on Daylight
Fucking.
Savings time Like stop.
Dusty (45:36):
Fucking stop.
I didn't know that was anargument for it, Like yeah it
was great for farmers, andnobody farms anymore.
Ryno (45:42):
Nobody farms anymore.
The biggest thing, the reasonthey got shot down only in
Lincoln, nebraska is literallybecause of fucking school buses,
school buses.
Dusty (45:53):
That seems like somewhere , like you're saying somewhere
in it it was, there wassomething that was hidden.
Ryno (45:58):
I mean, I think there was at one point in time, but like
literally, they were on thefloor talking about it and
saying school buses.
Dusty (46:07):
The only thing more that I wanted to cover about the
previous episodes was the Iscabepisode.
Ryno (46:13):
Oh yeah.
Dusty (46:14):
You were here for Iscab, right, we were over Iscab.
Ryno (46:18):
Oh no, if you remember Iscab, they're not let in too.
Dusty (46:20):
Yeah, the Strike, which is cool.
That like you still like theDrew Barrymore shit.
It's cool unless you are DrewBarrymore.
Ryno (46:27):
Unless you're Drew, Barrymore Turns out don't fuck
up like that.
Dusty (46:30):
Yeah, don't do that.
She's like cross the picketline.
And then they ended the strikeright after that.
Ryno (46:35):
Oh, she's like a hundred percent.
Dusty (46:36):
I stand in solidarity with you, yeah, but I won't
start my show.
But I won't start my show backup and I'll use different
writers.
Ryno (46:40):
I'm sorry, I just have to.
Dusty (46:42):
And now they just fucking everybody quit and everybody
left.
Ryno (46:45):
Got to pay for the fucking insurance on that Bentley.
Dusty (46:48):
Not us.
We still rotten, yeah, we stillrotten.
We both working on projectsoutside of it.
It's fun.
Ryno (46:55):
Well, my buddy Eric, he does.
I'm going to shout out hisYouTube channel.
I love it.
It's Pony.
He calls it positivity onpurpose.
Dusty (47:05):
I got it.
It's great.
Ryno (47:08):
I mean him got a big, huge discussion the other day.
He was talking about the ChuckyTV series, like if they go to
the mid season finale.
He said it was very uneventful.
The show's kind of ass.
Dusty (47:17):
Yeah, it was like it was, and now they're waiting.
Ryno (47:22):
God knows when.
Until you know, the writerstrikes everything fully
dissolves and everything's good,everybody's back.
Dusty (47:28):
You're striking, now right Actors are striking.
That's the thing is.
Like you know, I'm not going tobe a writer.
Ryno (47:32):
That's the thing is like.
Dusty (47:34):
Well they strike a really good money.
Ryno (47:36):
It's residuals.
It's not the ones that have allkinds of money as the ones that
don't.
Dusty (47:41):
Yeah.
Ryno (47:42):
That's the big.
Thing is.
Dusty (47:43):
it's the reason that's a lot of it.
Ryno (47:46):
But like right now we got a lot of good TV programming.
It's kind of left in the lurchright now that we're kind of
waiting on.
Dusty (47:52):
Yeah.
Ryno (47:53):
Kind of we were talking pregame, like I'm a huge
stranger things saying, liketomorrow's Stranger Things Day,
like, if you're familiar withshow, yes, a big, huge capture
point in that by the time we getthat final fifth season, these
kids are going to be 48 yearsold.
Dusty (48:08):
Dude, it's wild that she fucking.
She looks so old now.
Ryno (48:12):
How is?
Dusty (48:12):
she supposed to be in the show.
Ryno (48:16):
I mean they're supposed to be early teens.
Well, I mean to be fair to befair.
Dusty (48:22):
In the mid 2000s, late 2000s, all those shows like One
Tree Hill and even what's thevampire show, Vampire.
Ryno (48:31):
Diaries.
Dusty (48:32):
Vampire Diaries, all that shit.
All that shit is like they'reall like 35.
Ryno (48:37):
They're supposed to be 17.
Where the fuck are all theparents.
Dusty (48:41):
Every time I watch one of those shows I'm like where are
all the parents?
Where's all these parents at?
Ryno (48:47):
One Tree Hill likes seven years of four years of high
school.
It was seven seasons of fouryears of high school.
Dusty (48:52):
Yeah, they all had jobs and shit.
I was really confused about thetimelines.
So, my wife, we get so offtrack.
Ryno (49:00):
The first.
I don't know the whole riderstrike shit, we're there.
She got me into One Tree HillLike I watched the first season
of it, it wasn't bad.
Dusty (49:08):
Oh yeah, I dig it, I'm off it and then it goes fucking
haywire.
Ryno (49:11):
It is wild Everybody does.
It's like a fucking schoolshooting.
And there's this.
Dusty (49:16):
Move out of there.
Ryno (49:17):
It's literally like one of them falls in love with fucking
Pete Wince.
And he's actually Pete Wince,like follow up boys in there,
fucking dumbass town.
Dusty (49:25):
I'm like, come on, it's like Grayson Adam, he just get
out of there.
Don't work.
What's the other one,yellowstone?
Ryno (49:34):
Like there you go there you go Regress, regress.
I'm just pissed.
Oh, I'm in a no doubt.
So Yellowstone on the premise,really good fucking show in
eight episodes.
We watched the first eightepisodes like they've
accidentally killed like 36people.
Dusty (49:51):
Well, I get it.
Ryno (49:54):
And I'm like, I'm all for, I'm on board with some realism
and I know this is like kind oflike a I wouldn't say white
trash, but it's close, it's veryclose to like a white trash
version of sons of anarchy.
Oh yeah, it's literally.
I mean it's the same dude thatwas sheriff Hale and sons of
anarchy.
So it's that I can get behind abunch of people accidentally
(50:19):
dying and shit and gang violenceand everything when it's, you
know, the top 1% motorcycle clubbut, when it's when it's
fucking cattle farming.
Dusty (50:30):
Yeah, they try to capture that like sons of anarchy
feeling in anything, even ifit's horses.
Ryno (50:36):
It's stupid and I don't love people that love
Yellowstone.
I am fucking off it.
I can't get out of the firstseason.
Boy West loves it.
Dusty (50:43):
He would Okay, he loves it too.
You love it.
Okay, he loves it.
Ryno (50:47):
I'm sorry.
Dusty (50:50):
It's totally expected, it's fine.
Ryno (50:52):
But anything that I just say, was any of it wrong?
Dusty (50:56):
No, I can see, I mean it's appealing because she just
likes the hot guy.
Ryno (51:01):
That's it, cowboys.
Cowboys, she's like cowboys,it's cowboys, it's cowboys.
Dusty (51:08):
Um, eric King also is going to.
He's going to come back on.
I'm going to get him to comeback on the the the.
What was his episode?
Was he on swim with sharks?
Swimming the sharks the farmingand co-op and shit, yeah, yeah,
the farm co-op.
He went to Korea, I think, withthat farm co-op, but he went to
Korea and had a great time, sohe got all kinds of good food.
(51:33):
But I want to, I want to comeon and talk about it, cause he
was also miserable and hated it.
So it's both things, but Ithink we'll have a good time
talking about Korea.
But that's an update on thatepisode.
Ryno (51:41):
Um well, we started the episode with a retraction, let's
end it with a retraction.
So we started with Elvagechicken and me firmly steel,
micah, we love you.
Retracting all the previoushorrible things we've said.
Dusty (51:55):
That many horrible things .
Ryno (51:57):
I sit some pretty harsh shit in that episode.
Dusty (51:59):
You were standing up and shit too when you were talking
about this.
So I told you I was shaking andsaid yeah, he knew you're
fucking standing up.
Ryno (52:06):
I was the hateful mood at that point in time.
I'm dying for his, like hisconcept that he has for his
podcast or his YouTube.
Dusty (52:12):
I'm just.
I followed him and shared it.
Ryno (52:15):
I want this shit to launch .
I think it's fucking awesome.
So retracting there the otherretraction.
I'm going to retract for Edward.
Dusty (52:21):
We glorified Edward who came on and he basically we want
to do shout outs.
Ryno (52:26):
He's like you know what.
I left that fucking company.
I feel so much better thatmotherfucker's right back on the
floor.
He went right back.
He was like he retracted and hecame back home Couldn't find a
job pay me this much for notdoing nothing.
So he's right back home with me.
So all that inspiration that wegot from Edward quitting first
guess we had on the show.
Dusty (52:45):
Sorry bro, he retracted that, he's so sorry.
That's okay, love you, man.
Come back home.
Ryno (52:51):
That's fun.
I'll walk that retraction linefor you, so you have to come on
here and do that, hey great show.
It was yeah.
Dusty (52:58):
Great show everybody.
Ryno (52:59):
That was fun.
Dusty (53:00):
That was a great show, shout out.
I don't know.
He's playing the music.
Why, why, too early, we'regoing to get way out of here.
I want to.
I want to mention the everybodyTravis, chris Hammons, charlie
West, mike Adams and newestpatron.
Ryno (53:22):
Can you retract?
Dusty (53:23):
I can.
So why do you make us feelsuper guilty and appreciate you?
Tuning in?
Everybody falls on Spotify,instagram, tiktok.
If you follow some TikTok, alsofollow Big O'Noggin on TikTok,
because he's there too and youcan find him through our page
and it'd be super easy to find.
Find us and everything.
Follow us, like, share, comment, send us an email.
(53:44):
Fucking, please something,communicate with us, fucking, do
something.
Anybody got anything else.
You can hit the music.
You can hit the music now.
Ryno (53:52):
Okay, okay.
Dusty (53:53):
Right now, nobody's stopping you from quitting your
job, but you got the saltiness.
On your break today.
Everybody's in studio to helpus flash back to previous
episodes.
We go over everything from badbosses all the way up to the the
best bathrooms we've had andthe our favorite worst
co-workers.
Now, alright time to clock outfor lunch.
Welcome to Paid Lunch atThanksgiving, your break with us
(00:45):
.
I'm Heavy D.
With me, as always, is RhinoGot the crew in studio today.
West fucking bailed but we gota key and Monroe are both here.
Monroe's half asleep from doingthe.
He done 24 hours of gaming man.
Monroe's always half asleep.
He's fucking night shifter,right, which is not shifter.
(01:05):
And we had the whole episodewhere you were talking about
night shift and which is funnybecause we're gonna go back and
talk about all that shit tonight, right?
So the episode tonight is aboutJust flashing back and checking
back in with some episodes wedone Long, long time ago.
It was in this galaxy, not faraway.
Ryno (01:23):
Well, my problem is right now You've got one of these
wrestling figures over there onyour computer desk, the one, the
red and white looks like acupcake box.
Dusty (01:31):
Oh, I don't have some cupcakes.
What kind would you like tohave now go?
Ryno (01:35):
pink almond.
Pink almond.
Dusty (01:39):
You're such a pussy you never tried it.
I'd love to have one.
I was thinking something likeSomething I've seen on like a
cooking show, like a strawberrybanana with like real chunks of
like fruit I am.
Ryno (01:52):
when it comes to cupcakes, it's either pink almond or red
velvet.
Dusty (01:56):
Can I give a Unpopular opinion?
Cupcakes kind of suck, that'sfair, like I think.
I know I would rather not havecake.
Ryno (02:06):
Like give me a cheesecake.
Dusty (02:08):
Oh yeah, give me a fucking shit.
I'll fucking love you fuckingcheesecake.
Yeah, that's what I like.
My birthday eyes for pecan pie,that's what I'd love to have.
A pecan pie, I want the wholefucking thing, only the whole
pecan pie, and die.
There's so much more sugar topecan pie than there is a cake.
Ryno (02:23):
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Dusty (02:24):
Also just like saying pecan pie can not pecan pecan.
That's a can of peas so Firstepisode we ever did, we sucked.
I listened to it today.
Ryno (02:39):
Motherfucker still got the most download.
Dusty (02:43):
That was all bullshit downloads.
That was like fucking every,every, every family member we
ever had.
Maybe that was our best episode.
Maybe flash go all the way back, get rid of all the equipment,
fucking get rid of everything.
Ryno (02:56):
Talk about poop.
Dusty (02:57):
Just talk about poop.
That's what really people wantpeople want the poop dirty jobs,
seems like.
Ryno (03:06):
You may gave a shit about the bad boss as part of that
episode.
It was purely in the bathroomtalk.
Dusty (03:11):
Well, we're gonna, we're gonna update everybody on, we're
gonna go through some episodes,some previous episodes.
If you haven't listened to them, go back through.
They should be on everything.
If they're not, please let usknow that, because we're not
aware that they're not oneverything.
As far as I'm concerned,everything works perfect and
there's no problems at all.
Listen, they're on yeah,they're on everything.
Go back and listen to our firstepisode.
(03:32):
There's growth.
We're proud of our growth.
We were just talking about howwe don't all that rattling is
ice.
Ryno (03:38):
Yes, I'm alcohol in it, so I apologize.
There's nothing, I'm not reallyapologizing a whole lot because
it's shit's good.
So if you hear that, I just dothis it has isn't empty.
What's empty now?
Dusty (03:48):
Oh, it's not gonna be empty for long.
Kisha's producer strat slashbartender slash enabler.
She do be enabling, though.
The first episode was badbosses and best bathrooms are in
bad microphones and audio if Ifeel what's funny is what's
funny is it's the samemicrophones.
We just didn't know how to usethem.
Ryno (04:09):
We did not know how to speak in anything we, we learned
each other to, though right.
Like how many?
What we?
40 weeks.
Dusty (04:17):
I really honestly I'm gonna get up, because like I
can't fucking stand it, I'm notgonna move.
Ryno (04:22):
I'm just gonna look directly at my know.
It sounds like an old, likecreaky door and I can hold
mansion just opening up.
It sounds like one of the doorsfrom resident evil Just it
sounds like loading reasonableloading screen.
Dusty (04:34):
Yeah, that's all it is Mm-hmm I like.
Reasonable loading screen isgood shit.
That's that was my childhood,watching my brother play
resident evil.
Ryno (04:43):
Well, it's like that.
I showed you that video theother day for the other project
that I'm working on.
Yeah it starts with the door,like yeah, that's all they have
stuck in my head is likeresident evil doorways.
Dusty (04:52):
I'm just like I gotta start on the door use herbs to
get better is what I learnedfrom resident evil.
Ryno (04:57):
Yep, Listen.
I love their their social mediaposts every April 20th.
They're fantastic.
Dusty (05:04):
Oh yeah, the fucking herb ones, Mm-hmm.
Ryno (05:07):
Would you like to use the green herb?
Dusty (05:10):
Yes yes.
So we've decided that you guysjust want to hear about shit,
but we don't have any updates onshit.
Ryno (05:19):
Dick demon, we gotta be careful now.
So when you say that, you gottaremember like it was either
last week or week before.
Dusty (05:25):
I have to shout out Charlie, by the way we basically
called Charlie shit dick demon.
So when you say there's noupdates on shit dick demon.
Ryno (05:31):
There's no updates on Charlie now.
Yeah that's what you're sayingout loud.
Dusty (05:35):
I'm worried about that whole grouping because when we
make the merch which we've beensaying is on the way for 35
weeks when we make the merchwith the shit dick demon on it,
the problem is our graphicsdesigner Is Charlie.
So I'm like Charlie and he'sthe person who specifically
(05:55):
requests we don't talk aboutshit and we just do anyway.
Ryno (05:58):
Yeah, oh, I mean we've got , we kind of stirred away from
that in the last little bit.
Dusty (06:04):
Yeah, but that's not any fun.
We're gonna talk about shit alot more.
Ryno (06:06):
I think we need to.
It's guaranteed to quadrupleyour downloads, your traffic and
your volume.
Dusty (06:13):
Yeah, I think We'd have to get somebody else to do the
shit dick demon, but I wouldlike to get shit dick demon
shirts and I think I thought wejust need to host and literally
like, like, host it throughunpaid lunch, a mini trekker
show and to see if someone Showsup and just duplicates the
effort well, first throwbackthen is gonna be to elevated
(06:39):
chicken, because that's our,that's our recap on, that is as
a podcast, with our audio, withour production, I feel like with
our, with our, our Conversating.
Ryno (06:55):
We have improved our banter.
Dusty (06:58):
We have improved right from from episode one and from
our bonus episode From now out.
One of that, one of our patreonsubscribers and one of our, one
of our fans, and who I became abig fan of the owner of the
cluck truck market right.
So that episode maybe was inbad taste for content.
Ryno (07:24):
We were hungry for content .
I so you're hungry for content.
I was hungry for chicken, yeah.
We were just a bad mixture thatweekend.
Dusty (07:34):
We were just hungry, but the update on that is we're all
friends now.
Yeah, everything's super cool.
We're gonna ask him if he wantsus to delete the the episode,
which wouldn't be a problem, butI Don't think we should delete
it.
Ryno (07:49):
And Micah just straight call out to you here my friend,
there's no such thing as bad.
Dusty (07:54):
But that's true.
Ryno (07:55):
I he does a podcast episode about him, yeah and the
thing is like, even aftereverything that I mean it like
kind of harkening back to thatepisode.
I know at that time he wasstill kind of getting out and
really working on the truck andstuff like that.
I'm a big fan of his cateringdays.
Like I went to a wedding thatwas catered by him and my boys,
(08:15):
christian and Rebecca, they wereall catering there.
My boy banks his wedding andI'm telling them some best food
I've ever had my fucking life.
So there was.
It was never a cut on the food.
Dusty (08:25):
Yeah, right, it was a cut , it was the situation.
Right, it could have beenfucking anybody and also you had
a really bad day.
Ryno (08:31):
I was really bad.
Dusty (08:32):
It's really bad shit.
Ryno (08:34):
That was when I was at the heart of hating umpires during
baseball season.
I was just a very big, that was.
Dusty (08:39):
I think if you listen to that, like eight weeks of
episodes.
There was like hate.
Ryno (08:42):
Right like I was hating on shit.
Dusty (08:44):
You were hating on shit like there was hate.
I was like we're gonna goshaking his head, yeah, cuz he
fucking knows he was like yeah,y'all fucking hated everything.
Yeah yeah, we all the episodeswere about hate.
Like I feel like our guests tolike suffered because of it.
Ryno (08:56):
I like I watched it like another piece of your work that
you did and not and I'm gonna behonest with you, I'm gonna
recant some of this here, so Idon't know if he listens, but,
sam, if you listen, I don't hateyou now as bad as I did, like
probably six months ago.
We like the bad umpire episodeslike oh, we say those are all
Sam Like yeah, I was going off.
(09:19):
It was Sam, it's like so butyou like him on the mic.
I like him on the mic, I likelistening to him, I like some of
his sports takes and thingslike that.
I still don't think he shouldtouch youth umpiring.
You learn those rules stay thefuck away from my baseball field
, but I do like the kid.
Now he's growing on me.
Dusty (09:38):
Yeah, man, he's a good segment on that coach's show
where he, where he'll ask allthe guest players who ask him
what their favorite, what theirfavorite kicks are like, what
their favorite shoes are.
Ryno (09:49):
Yeah, and just like that thing.
Dusty (09:50):
It was pretty unique and they didn't uh, um, they all
said LeBron's, which is weird.
Really, talk about them beingheavy.
Ryno (09:58):
Well, see, I mean it.
I Am a big fan of the Lucas.
Dusty (10:03):
They mentioned those two.
He was like what about Lucas?
Ryno (10:06):
Those things are fucking sick.
See like I come from adifferent area.
Like shoe as well.
We talked about all time aboutour kids having the Urban
Dictionary.
Shit, I wasn't shoe drip.
Dusty (10:16):
Is that how we say yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know can we
get a record scratch key so weget a record scratch so we can
pull.
So I want to get a recordscratch because this is like
totally off topic.
But man, you know, I mentionedin my sister last night I was at
App State, I was down there fora play, even though I wish I
was there for App State andMarshall game, but I was there
for a play which was awesome,was my sister's last play and
(10:38):
she's an actress and shit andeverything was great, right.
But anyway, um, uh, jordans,right, tennis shoes.
Jordans had this appeal foreverbecause, like nobody wore them
right.
Nobody wore them the only peoplethat wore them brought them out
only in the sunshine, you knowwhat I mean.
(11:00):
Like we're in a plastic baguntil they stepped on the
concrete, only walked onconcrete with them, right, all
that shit, man.
But now, like everybody'swearing Jordans, like everywhere
.
Like everybody's got a pair ofJordans, like Key don't Jordan
have a pair of Jordans?
Keisha's daughter has a pair ofJordans, right, and it's like
so it's not cool anymore.
Like I know that's.
(11:20):
Like I know that sounds dumband like who the fuck do I know
what's cool on 37?
Ryno (11:25):
and never been cool.
I mean, like all the friendsthat we have grown up to that
were like shoe connoisseurs.
Dusty (11:32):
Yeah, Like Dane.
Dane was a big shoe guy.
Yeah, shout out Dane.
I don't think he listens, andif he does, he you know he
definitely doesn't speak English.
Ryno (11:39):
Like poke.
Dusty (11:40):
I know, poke listens, Just you know just a part of it,
I know he listens to the showLike man's always been big in
the shoes, big in the shoes andI would love to be big in the
shoes and like and I keep upwith it, Like I had like the app
and shit and like I keep upwith shoes.
But my problem is I have plainas fashion out of us and I have
to really wear hokas or I can'twalk.
Ryno (11:58):
I would never wear anything ever again other than
hokas.
Yeah, I can't wear anythingwith hokas.
No, I can't.
Dusty (12:04):
If they made hoka in Jordan, I'd wear that and I like
to look into the shoes.
Ryno (12:07):
I'd like to like drop a small human off my body and like
mass.
Yeah, I might go back to someother type of shoes.
Dusty (12:14):
I'd have to lose 350 pounds to be able to wear normal
shoes.
Ryno (12:17):
Well, speaking of that, we're going on a freaking diet
tomorrow, like now.
I'm like I'm excited about it.
Dusty (12:25):
So what's worse a breakup or the marriage diet?
Ryno (12:29):
Well, my thing is right now it's not even such a
marriage diet Like we are goingto do it together, you know,
within the marriage.
But my thing is I'm diabetic asfuck.
Yeah, my back hurts, my hipshurt, my feet hurt, everything's
swelling, like I'm just donewith it.
I know in my mind, my heart ofhearts in my mind, that if I'll
drop even, probably 70 pounds 60pounds, I mean, I'm talking
(12:54):
like 100.
If I drop like 60 pounds I'dprobably feel like a different
human being.
Health, like feeling everything, I know I mean you would have
feel like 20.
Yeah Well, I got a friend rightnow, like she's really big.
Like we talk all the time aboutozympic and shit like it.
Like how those weight lossmedications that really were
(13:14):
built for top two diabetics butI was in pick at rope basically
written by doctors into a faddiet and became a problem
Diabetics couldn't fucking getthe shit.
But there's one now.
That's my understanding is whenyou're both it's fine yeah.
Dusty (13:28):
I mean it helps.
Ryno (13:31):
I mean it helps.
There's one now.
It's called manjaro, andapparently manjaro is
specifically just for kill themand jar.
Kill my jar.
Yeah, not kill my jar, bear,not be kill a man jar because I
don't want to kill a man.
I need that.
So I need to take themedication.
Dusty (13:47):
We are so far off topic, but it's oh yeah, so I've only
been drinking water, right, butit's not necessarily to lose
weight.
Because there's two types offat people, right, there's fat
people who have been fat theirwhole life and fat people who
are newly fat and don't knowwhat to do about it.
Okay, me, I am comfortablebeing fat.
(14:09):
I know how to live my lifebeing fat because I have been
fat my whole life, and so I knowhow to exist being fat.
But people who are newly fatare like what the fuck is
happening?
Why don't my clothes fit?
And I was like yo, you got toshop at big and tall.
But I have recently realizedfanatics is the place to shop by
the way Fanatics is awesome.
(14:31):
I have Dodger's shirts.
I'm not even Dodger's fit.
Ryno (14:34):
I'm massively like.
My torso is gigantic.
Dusty (14:38):
I have no, yeah, yeah, you have tiny legs, me too, but
I have to literally like I'm twoeggs.
Ryno (14:43):
Normal is a belly shirt on me, but it fits perfectly in
the shoulders.
Yeah.
Three eggs is just a baggy bedsheet, yeah, but it fits.
So like, if I can find the twoXL large or tall, I mean two XL
tall, perfect, perfect fit.
So you can't find that shitanywhere and let's order it
online.
Dusty (15:01):
I'm with you and I apologize to the people who are
still following the story thatthis was about.
Ryno (15:13):
I mean, listen, I can tie it back in.
I'm fat and I'm having shittybowel movements.
Dusty (15:18):
Terrible bowel movements might not make it to the
bathroom.
The older, I get the older Iget the least chance.
I think it.
I'll make it to the bathroom.
Ryno (15:26):
Right, oh, speed on diabetes.
Speaking of diabetes, listen,take you cement foreman.
Every bathroom becomes yourfavorite bathroom, as long as
you can get to one on time.
Dusty (15:38):
Okay, so do you have an update on best bathrooms?
Do you have a new one?
Are you still using the samebathroom you've been using?
Ryno (15:44):
So I actually have a dilemma with the best bathrooms.
Last time when we recorded this, we were still kind of coming
out of quarantine.
I guess situations.
I mean we weren't in quarantinebut a lot of people were still
working at home from the callcenter.
We're back up to like 7, 800people and we've got like three
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training classes a week.
There are no bathrooms.
Dusty (16:10):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Everybody is not married.
Ryno (16:13):
Like you got to go three different bathrooms before you
find an empty shitter, which isterrifying.
Plus, jeannie, I miss you.
I don't know what's happened.
I ain't seen you for ever, so Idon't know if something's
changed.
But this cleaning group that wehave up there, they are
phenomenal.
Do an amazing job, like thebathrooms are always hard to
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clean.
No, it's, none of them arethere anymore.
Oh really, I don't know what'shappened.
Dusty (16:39):
Well, they were independent contractors, so they
may have took a better job.
Ryno (16:43):
I'm thinking they moved on , but I've never asked that
question.
But this new group theyliterally adhere to a strict
schedule where they clean thebathroom every hour and a half,
like two hours.
It's hot until you walk up thereand then they have to go.
I swear to God, me andLaCrestia have a running joke on
it.
Every single day I go to thebathroom.
They're cleaning it.
One of them oh, and you can'tget in there.
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You can't get in there.
So then you go to the other oneand actually, since they're
cleaning the one, the two stallsare full in the other one.
Dusty (17:11):
What about the my favorite bathroom?
I told you.
Ryno (17:13):
I don't know the front one , why not?
Dusty (17:15):
Oh, that's right, you just fucking afraid.
Ryno (17:17):
I'm afraid the door ain't gonna latch.
Dusty (17:19):
Yeah Well, that's a legitimate fear, though I guess
that's that's plus, like we saidbefore to the coke on the front
toilet.
Ryno (17:26):
You know that's a problem.
Dusty (17:28):
That's what I was going to say.
You worried you're going tocome in on somebody doing coke.
No, I'm probably.
Ryno (17:31):
Well, that's another thing about that, though.
Like the front bathroom, likeI'll use it to PS Now.
I went up there a couple oftimes and I swear to God, you
walk up to the door and I'vewaited upwards of eight minutes
at one point and the sink wasrunning the entire time.
Oh wow.
So either someone's like flatout like taking up like a first
week of marriage poop, or likeyou turn in the shower and
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everything on because, godforbid, you don't want the
honeymoon in and you don't wantto hear your new spouse here
taking, taking a shit.
Dusty (17:59):
The one thing you've seen it on sitcoms.
Ryno (18:01):
It's a thing.
Dusty (18:02):
Yeah, no, I'm with you.
Ryno (18:03):
So either that's happening and they're scared to have
someone's gonna hear themgrunting outside, or someone's
taking a full on fucking bathand I don't know why.
Dusty (18:10):
Well, I told you my one.
My one nightmare from thatbathroom is that dude just butt
ass naked in there pissing.
It was my one, just like Ithink the decision you have to
make to be the type of personthat drops your pants to your
ankles to piss like is lifechanging.
Like you, you are a certaintype of person so liberated.
(18:33):
So this guy, I can't possiblysay like I wouldn't fucking do
that to somebody, right?
But that's not true.
I'm a terrible person, but yeah, fuck you.
You kid your children, hate youthere does fire starter?
flaming Especially there, like Iwas gonna start shit there.
(18:53):
But literally this guy it wasnot because he was liberated,
just because he wasn't smartenough to know any different.
I don't think he probably hasbeen doing that since he was a
little kid or something.
Yeah, and I get it there, shitgoing on, like maybe you got
something in your left hand andyou have to, and then you can't
help your pants.
I don't know what the fuck'sgoing on here.
You don't know.
I mean, I wear ball shorts allthe time, so I'm not just a
flopping go right oh yeah, right.
So what's what you doing in ballshorts?
There's no zip, I don't have toworry about anything, but that
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was my nightmare there.
Um, are you ready for me todescribe what I like most about
the bathroom?
I use it work.
That's all right.
So when you walk in and I'lltell you why it's the superior
stall when you walk in, thereare, directly in front of you,
there are three mirrors, threesinks, three paper towel
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dispensers and three garbagecans right, so right in front of
you, to the left of those, istwo urinals with a separator in
between them.
Right, directly behind thoseurinals, is three stalls.
The one against the wall is thelargest of the three, right the
the one in the middle isactually the handicapped.
It's naturally the handicappedoff right, but also the bonus to
the third one, not just beingthe handicapped stall, but you
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cannot see into that stall thefucking gaps on these stalls or
like an inch and a half thick,like an inch and a half between
the door and the frame, so youcan see someone just fucking
sitting on the toilet taking ashit In the mirror because the
way the bathroom is designed I'mso sorry about the chair.
Ryno (20:21):
I'm so sorry about the chair.
Yes, Uh.
Dusty (20:25):
I'm so sorry about the chair, but you can.
When you walk into the bathroom, In you can see who's ever in
the first two stalls and thedoors have good hinges so they
don't close all the way whennobody's in them.
So you can tell automaticallyif somebody's in them.
Uh, because the doors will beclosed.
But you can also just seethrough the cracks in the
mirrors.
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You can see people shitting andthey are looking because they
know if you shit there you know,they are looking In the mirror
through the crack.
Just, you could just fuckingjust sitting there on the toilet
and looking through the,looking through the crack, into
the mirror, looking youstraighten the fucking eyes,
right, but you can't see peoplein the third stall, which is
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very important.
That's where everybody tries togo, so everybody goes to the
third stall.
So I will I'm gonna saysomething now that I probably.
Yeah, so I know when people aregoing to the bathroom, right, I
sit in the way back cornerbecause I'm an IT, so we're over
in the corner, so I seeeverything and I purposely will
just watch people go to thebathroom and I know what times I
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can go and when I can go, thatnobody's gonna be in that third
stall and I know what people inthe cost interviews the first
and second stall and not thethird one, because you've seen
them.
I would like to interview thosepeople and know why they use
the first and second stall.
Because some people might liketo see their pubes.
Voyeurism.
Yeah, I think it might be avoyeurism thing that they're
like hey, they're just sittingon the toilet.
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When people walk in, they'relike look at my fucking pubic
hair.
It could be.
It could be, I mean, if I hadlike a good stream, like I don't
because I'm fat, and it woulddisappear.
But if I had like a solid, likewhat do they call that line of
pubic hair from like the bellybutton down to like down to the
base, you dick, what does thatcalled key?
What's that called?
You should know what's thatcalled key.
Ryno (22:13):
Happy trail.
Dusty (22:14):
Yeah, happy trail, that's it.
Yeah, I don't have those.
It would have to be a hugetrail.
Right, have to be a trail thatgoes over a mountain In a cave
and back out.
Oh, this should have never gaveher control that.
I don't know, over the river andthrough the woods, why we
fucking gave her control of thatwhatever gave us the conscious
(22:35):
decision to let her have thenoises at her fingertips, but
that's that's the most I canpossibly describe my I mean,
what you just explained is kindof what we talked about you know
I'll be back in that firstepisode is, if you've got three
urinals, don't be the guy thatgoes to the middle one first.
Ryno (22:53):
Like why?
Who does that?
Why pick a side and go to theside?
Dusty (22:59):
so I don't know if we urinals, right, okay, I don't
know if we touch this, but doyou prefer?
I'm gonna go around the room,I'm not catching a Monroe.
Do you prefer urinals that gofrom like halfway up the wall to
the bottom, like full wallurinals or just small urinals?
Give me the full wall.
(23:19):
Do you like them to have aseparator or no separator?
No separator.
Oh what do you think?
And there's some specific onesI haven't mind.
Ryno (23:30):
Mounted on the wall?
Yeah, okay, mounted with thedivider.
Dusty (23:34):
Yeah, see, I don't like a divider right.
I think the point of the urinalis just the freedom.
I think it should just be atrough anyway, see.
Ryno (23:43):
I've seen the ones that are trough that are trough.
Dusty (23:45):
Ball games, like stadiums , are troughs.
Stadiums are the job.
Everybody's just got their dickout in the same spot as
everybody else and there's justa river of piss Running past
your dick.
Yep, right, and that's, andthat's the way God intended it.
Is that not the way Godintended it to be Right?
What's it for, if not forflopping out?
Ryno (24:01):
a bunch of man pissing on a bucket at the same time.
Dusty (24:03):
But at the movie theater.
Ryno (24:05):
Yeah, norton movie theater , the ones that go down the
ground.
Dusty (24:07):
Tell me they didn't used to have a separator.
I don't think they did.
Do they not?
Now they do?
I didn't think they always did,though.
Ryno (24:14):
I Wanted to say that they always did so.
Here's why I don't like theones that go away down.
It's on your shoes.
You piss all over your shoes.
Dusty (24:20):
Oh.
Damage is fucking and if you'rewearing Jordans it gets them
fucked.
Yep, you're Jordans are fuckedthat was, that was our comeback.
That was the end of the joke.
Ryno (24:32):
We're gonna end the show if you've ate asparagus now, you
got.
Dusty (24:36):
Stank, no joke, I went behind a guy yesterday.
I was at the plane at App Stateand I went behind a dude that
just pissed in the urinal and,dude, I almost said something to
him which seems like the mostgrown-up thing to do ever that I
was like Yo, dude, you gottadrink more water.
I was like cuz fuck is?
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I walked up to the urinal andit's stuck, like the urinals
stuck so bad.
I was like you gotta drink morewater, yo, or at least eat less
asparagus or drink more waterand do one of the two things
asparagus pisses.
Ryno (25:10):
It's different.
Dusty (25:10):
What is asparagus key For your car?
It's asparagus.
No, fucking you know you weresupposed to do the drum thing
like the thing.
Ryno (25:23):
I Don't think doing it now counted on the fluke side of
the original episode.
I don't think I have anyupdates on bad bosses.
I'd they try to take me awayfrom my boss and we stage a
small mutiny slash coup that youall burn the fucking place down
If they take you all apart.
Oh well, they tried to take meand rose away from Lucretia and
we were like.
Rose said I'm putting in mynotice and I said I'm one
(25:47):
full-blown remote.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get noneof it.
I'm like, if you're gonna giveme a full-blown remote later,
I'm gonna be a full-blown remotecoach and a minute slider.
We were told we were stable,lucretia.
Dusty (26:00):
Yeah, you know, what's funny is like we've not had like
a solid.
We've not had like a solidepisode about Like sticking it
to them.
You know what I mean.
Like yeah, like putting theirfoot in the fire like man, I'm
saying like a lot this episode.
I ever come off that a littlebit.
That's crutch word.
Yeah, it is, but I've beendoing better.
(26:23):
Right, that's growth in thepodcast.
Ryno (26:24):
I would be filling your call observation right now.
Dusty (26:26):
Hadn't I been doing better you have about same like.
Ryno (26:30):
Yeah, you've had a altered mind state, though.
Yeah, that's not my fault, it'scages.
Dusty (26:38):
I Don't think that fit.
You're gonna fucking lose yourcontrol.
Ryno (26:44):
Time out you're gonna look , you're gonna time out.
You can't you know the box anymore buttons.
We're on a power play now.
Dusty (26:53):
It's three on.
It's three on key.
We got this whole thing.
So, I think you're the only onethat could have the advantage,
like, if I'm at work and I'mholding out, I don't think I'm
gonna.
Hey, I'm not gonna work Unlessyou do this for me.
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There's a there's gonna replaceme, right, but you matter,
right, you?
You matter like the things youdo and you obviously do, and
that's that's you know.
That's awesome that you do thatshit, that you matter and that
you could.
If you were more of an asshole,it would matter less.
Ryno (27:35):
Probably I was but if you were more of an asshole you
would make more money.
I was an asshole, really bad,about two weeks ago.
Oh, really, really.
It was probably the worstFeedback I've ever been given as
a leader, as a Drake manager,in probably nine years.
Dusty (27:51):
You got bad feedback towards you.
Ryno (27:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, so what we end up having happened, I'm
gonna kind of work through thisstory very quickly, but we're no
hurry, we don't want to be, weare.
I just don't want to talk aboutsomething.
We have fucking mad Phillip, sowe moved under a new corporate
branding, pretty much sonaturally, when that happens,
they want to straight, you know,make sure everyone's on the
(28:15):
same Coaching methodologies,same paperwork, hr schematics
the whole time.
So the thing is that we havethis coaching model that is
really built off of coachingbehaviors that are a drive from
a key metric.
Okay, I could keep you.
My department doesn't havemetrics.
Dusty (28:36):
This is the manager, talk oh yeah, so my oh right, you
all don't have my.
Department is having you justfix another people, shit,
basically I mean fixingeverybody else's fuck ups.
Ryno (28:45):
Yeah, so they put us through this three week training
, four hours a day for threeweeks, to learn how to do this
coaching methodology that doesnot apply to my work stream.
Dusty (28:57):
Mm-hmm.
Ryno (28:58):
So we get through the whole entire thing.
They're like oh yeah, you gotto do a fire test at the end of
this, where you have to pull anagent and Coach them off this
methodology in front of a paneland you have to pass it.
Dusty (29:12):
Okay not even know.
You're pushing the methodologythat much anyway, cuz, like he
said, no apply to you.
Ryno (29:15):
It doesn't apply to me.
So you know what I had to doand what I was told to do.
I had to pull an agent, tellthem that I've been provided
fake numbers, fake metrics.
Give me initial agent.
Dusty (29:26):
You pulled, ja, you don't know.
Ryno (29:28):
Okay, adding to not only think I didn't listen, he
wouldn't you fuck.
He's like I just say, anyway, Ididn't want care, so I have to
pull adding, didn't say, hey,here's what your fake numbers
are that I won't be coaching youto, because I don't Want to
pull you into a meeting and froma panel of people and coach you
and put it in on paper pen topaper Feedback for you on what
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you're doing wrong, when it doesnot actually impact your work
at all whatsoever.
So I do him give him the fakenumbers, give him a fake
backstory For why he wasn'thitting the numbers.
And then we had to go in andput in a dog and pony show and
found like three or four peopleand basically Fake all yeah and
they knew we were faking it.
So I'm like at this point, howthe fuck is this benefiting
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anybody?
Dusty (30:13):
This is a waste of Well, especially not your employee.
Ryno (30:16):
Yeah, it's not benefiting anybody, because I'm exempt from
this type of coachingmethodology, because we don't
have metrics.
So we pull him, go through thewhole entire thing and at the
end of it they're like all right.
Some of the feedback we have isyou really kind of control too
much the conversation.
You didn't let them talk.
I'm like how much can someonefucking talk about fake numbers
that they don't even know about?
(30:36):
Like how am I supposed to steerthis conversation to where they
talk more than me oversomething that had to prep them
on 30 minutes before he cameinto this damn thing?
Dusty (30:46):
And like they're not expecting you, you're not
expecting.
It doesn't make any sense ofthe department, the whole things
.
Ryno (30:52):
So we go through the whole entire spiel and they're like
do you have any feedback forthis fire test?
Oh, the word vomit happened forabout the next 15 minutes.
That one point with the guysaid are you done?
Dusty (31:09):
It's like the interview with the with the bobs.
Ryno (31:12):
Yeah.
They were like are you done?
I'm like, yeah, I guess.
And then apparently like I.
They pulled my manager the nextday and they're like we have
concerns, oh.
Dusty (31:23):
Because you spoke out.
Ryno (31:24):
Yeah, I was a turd.
Yeah, get fucked though.
Dusty (31:27):
Very abrasive.
Ryno (31:29):
That sucks.
The thing is, I felt like allmy feedback was valid.
Yeah, I gotta do it.
Yeah, it's level setting forthe entire company, yeah,
whatever they said.
Well, here's the thing, though.
You know your line of businessis exempt, but if something ever
happened to your line ofbusiness, you know you would
have to go back to when thesefront line inbound cues, and at
this point, this methodologywould apply.
I'm like also, so that would be, at a very minimum, probably
(31:52):
eight to nine months in thatfrom now I would have forgotten
about all of this, yeah, butfurthermore, I'm gonna be fully
transparent with you.
Can I be transparent?
They said, yeah, I said, if myline of business goes away, I
will no longer be employed bythis company.
I will leave, yeah, and it wascricket.
They said for real.
I said for real, my line ofbusiness leaves, I'm gone, yeah,
I'm out of here.
(32:13):
Well, you still gotta do it.
Dusty (32:17):
Okay so I failed it and let's not say it's the problem
with the whole company.
Ryno (32:22):
Anyway.
They're like we have concernsthat you know he's.
You said he's the only leaderin this department.
He's client facing the.
Are you afraid that he hasthese types of outbursts with
client?
I feel like his type ofpersonality, in the way he
handled that feedback and howeverything went, he could be
verbally abusive to his agents.
What the fuck I'm telling you,dude.
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I went off like I've never.
It shook my confidence so bad.
Just going through this wholeentire process I was like I
don't even want to do thisanymore.
Dusty (32:51):
You know what's terrible is like.
That is the complete oppositeof you, which is funny not you
reacting to them that way, whichalso I want to point out that
I'm proud of.
I mean that I think that'sgrowth in like you're
recognizing your worth in thejob.
You know what I mean.
Like is you're just like.
I need to be able to say thesethings to you because Don't you
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know something about the companythat nobody else has told them
that?
You know what I mean.
Don't you know that about?
Like, like again I hate to goback to that movie, but like the
bobs like nobody has heard thatright and they're like, oh shit
, really that's how people feel.
Ryno (33:25):
We understand that this is not, you know, one size fits
all and it definitely doesn'tapproach to you, but we can't
build this just catered to youryou know campaign and your line
of business.
Dusty (33:35):
You should be exempt from it, though your whole apartment
should be exempt from thetraining I'm exempt from having
to use the methodology.
Yeah, you should be exempt fromthe training.
Ryno (33:43):
Blew my mind, man.
I was like this is literally,did you?
Dusty (33:45):
get.
So when it crashed down to likewhen it got to the top, top,
did you get?
Like, did you get crashed downabout it?
Ryno (33:50):
Oh no right.
Dusty (33:52):
Really well, you would, especially wouldn't from La
Crescia, because she means sheknows the fucking.
Ryno (33:58):
Not not, I mean above that like they're, like, it is what
it is.
Dusty (34:02):
That makes sense.
Ryno (34:02):
I gotta do it again some time either this week or next
week.
I gotta go do the second time.
And here's the funny part.
They're like you could havebrought La Crescia as your agent
if y'all were gonna buildeverything out.
Mean, la Crescia, both likeeach other, like that's good to
fucking know now.
Yeah, yeah.
Dusty (34:16):
I would already cook this shit up.
That'd have been easy.
You know we will play fromSunday.
I'll be whoever you want me tobe.
Ryno (34:22):
God, but that ran all over me.
I was like there is no point,like literally you made me pull
an agent for 30 minutes to trainthem on fake bullshit, then put
them into this interaction for30 minutes about fake bullshit,
and then I had to spend another30 minutes afterwards talking to
them about how we didn'tsucceed with fake bullshit.
Yeah so it's an iron halfproductivity that you just cost
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my line of business.
Dusty (34:45):
In In case you're forgetting what we're talking
about.
Uh, we got started on the firstever episode.
Uh, we were flashing back toit's the Wayne's world kind of
works on the bad bosses part ofit now because apparently I.
Ryno (35:01):
That's why we were you got the you have the people on the
bad boss you have the segue,without even knowing it's there.
Dusty (35:07):
You're a pro podcaster, pro podcaster, um.
I had a boss that, if I didn'tget switched to, like I recently
started it, I t and I love it,love the job.
My boss is fucking awesome.
She's been in the company like40 years and she's crazy good.
She's awesome.
Anyway, my previous boss wasreally great too.
Right, my previous boss wasawesome, but her management
(35:28):
style was not gonna work for meand I was not going to make it.
Uh, and, and I was not going tomake it, I just wasn't.
That was just the way it was.
Um, and she don't really getlumped into bad bosses because
she's a really good boss and I'dlike to.
And you know, thinkingdifferent circumstances, maybe
different mental mindset.
Ryno (35:48):
Then I can have her as a boss.
It's probably you, more than itwas the boss, though.
Dusty (35:51):
But we had two meetings a week.
Ryno (35:53):
Yeah, you don't do meetings.
Dusty (35:54):
I don't do meetings, bro, let me do my work right.
See me an email.
Ryno (35:58):
That's you are the poster child like.
If you look up the euphemismonline, this could have been an
email.
Dusty (36:03):
It has your picture she's well, it's because, like, if
you just tell me I need to dosomething better, I will do that
singular thing better.
Everything else is gonna staythe same, which is fine, because
I will do that singular thingbetter.
It's like, here, you need to dothis now.
Well, I'll just start doingthat, right, just.
But but, like I don't want totalk about it for 45 minutes,
(36:23):
right?
And it's like, well, at leastyou're off the phone.
No, you don't understand howeasy I think this job is.
I would rather be on the phone.
Oh, yeah, right, I would ratherjust be be doing my, my mind
numbing and you've talked aboutthat before for me Is that like
this IT job is way better for mebecause I'm on autopilot in the
last department I was in andlike I was an autopilot at where
(36:44):
you're at now.
Like I was on autopilot andOnce I learned how to do
something really good and it'snot like interesting to me, I'm
kind of over it.
Ryno (36:53):
Oh you gone.
Dusty (36:55):
I'm over it and that, but , but it keeps podcasting keeps
me going because like we get todo different shit every week,
right?
So like I'm not talking aboutthe same thing all the time.
Ryno (37:03):
Well, the thing is, too is like we talked about quiet
quitting.
You would fall into inadvertentquiet quitting at that.
Yeah, you would be emotionallymerely checked out without even
attaining to me, and it's likemy laziness plays into it a
little bit.
I think that's why some of thetimes I never actually brought
you into my departments because,like I don't know if I can
Coach this.
Dusty (37:24):
What you underestimate about me, though, is my major
Issue with disappointing people,right, so I would have probably
been your best employee,because because I don't want to
inconvenience anybody,especially my friends.
If I don't know you, I don'tcare to inconvenience you, but
if you're my friend, I'm like afuck.
(37:46):
Well, I'm gonna have to work myass off for Ryan, and I don't
want to.
I would have just quit,probably so dangerous so yeah.
Ryno (37:53):
Kevin came back to that exploitative leader that I had
knew that he had that in me.
Dusty (37:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Ryno (38:00):
Yeah, it's something right because sometimes when you like
, you will know as a manager,when you have those employees
and you got to be veryrespectful of that.
Dusty (38:08):
Yeah.
Ryno (38:08):
Yeah, very respectful of that, because there is a very
powerful mechanism and that,like my people, that I have,
that are like they, I know don'twant to inconvenience me
Sometimes.
What they don't know is I willbe purposely a little bit
distant with them.
Dusty (38:27):
Yeah, because I don't want to be that way.
Yeah, cuz you gotta come out ofit.
Ryno (38:32):
I don't want to be like trend on the line of
exploitative and be like Well, Iknow they don't want to
disappoint, so you know I couldweaponize this.
I don't want to be that guy.
I would never be that guybecause I had it done to me and
God, it's shitty.
Dusty (38:46):
Well, that kind of is like thinking about the, the
type of co-worker that you canwork with, the different you
know abilities, the differenttype of person they are, and
that's kind of.
Our next flashback was thinkingabout if I had any tops of
Worst co-workers.
Now, because I know when wewent over the, the last like
type of word worst co-workers,you know.
Ryno (39:07):
So we went over bad tops.
Yeah, I would love to do it ina future episode.
Is you know like in relate,like my wife had one of the like
these?
Take tiktok questionnairesearlier and it goes through all
these different questions.
It's like ask him all thesequestions.
Yeah and like what I'm was,like you know.
Do they know what your lovelanguage is?
Oh yeah, I feel like there is aco-worker language.
(39:28):
Yeah, there is like, like wewere just talking about is the
person that's eager to please,and things like that.
I would love to get into thepsychology of that.
Dusty (39:37):
Well, and it plays hand-in-hand with like something
I was thinking about Doing somecontent on is something that
would be controversial, I thinkwith everybody, spouse would be
like work wife or work husband.
You know what I mean.
Because it's like the person,because you spend more time with
your people at work than you doWith your people with your
(39:57):
people at home just becauseyou're there eight hours a day
and you're not with your familyeight hours a day.
No you're just not Right andlike and you have somebody who
you're super close with at work,that's like you know and that's
, and that's again, that's atouchy fucking episode.
We can say that some people aregonna be mad.
Not that either of our wiveshave ever heard a word.
We've said on the podcastNobody does, it's fine, we have
(40:22):
five people who do.
But yeah, I don't necessarily.
I've went over a lot of badtypes of co-workers and and I
know, like the, I thinksomething I didn't mention
before was the person who thinksyou like them.
Oh, yeah is a bad type ofco-worker, right?
(40:43):
The person who thinks you'retheir best friend at work?
Yeah, right, and it's fuckingjust like every time you get up
out of your chair or like walknear them there beside you, how
you doing, everything goingalright, how are you and start
talking to you about a topicthat you don't actually care
about, that they think you careabout?
Ryno (41:03):
That's when the oh man, that's crazy.
Oh, bro, okay.
Dusty (41:06):
That's wild.
Now my phone now like I'm juston tick tock if I like, if
you're talking to me and I pullmy phone out and get on Tick
tock while you're talking to me.
I probably don't want to talkto you, cuz, especially because
I don't even use tick tock.
Oh, that was a differentcircumstance.
That's a totally differentcircumstance.
I think that's a differentsituation.
(41:27):
I was lost in the sauce.
Ryno (41:31):
Speaking of sauce man, I'm about to go destroy some more
than meatballs in the kitchen.
It's calling my name.
Dusty (41:35):
We pre-gamed, we pre-gamed and key cooked cooked
like three Italian meals.
You need all the pasta and justdie from it.
Listen.
Ryno (41:51):
One last rant before we go Do it.
Dusty (41:55):
Fucking go.
Always sit back down.
Fucking, getting real.
The growth in this.
How quiet that was I moved it.
Ryno (42:03):
Do you remember when we first started?
I love it.
Dusty (42:07):
We first started we touch something and it sound like the
end of the world came.
Ryno (42:10):
Oh yeah, it sounds like this.
It don't do that anymore now.
Why'd you do that?
It's so much better.
Dusty (42:17):
That's some sort of comparison.
Ryno (42:18):
So Daylight savings time in the workplace.
Dusty (42:23):
Oh.
Ryno (42:24):
Fuck it, man, that's fuck.
Oh sorry if I woke somebody upjust now.
Dusty (42:29):
I'm getting a little really cool throwback.
Really good is when you work,not shift, which is a previous
episode.
Ryno (42:39):
Yeah right, let me tell you lose money.
Dusty (42:43):
Or it goes back at two o'clock and you've worked a
quarter of your shift and youhave to go back and work another
hour If you're fucking shift.
Fuck that, you shouldn't evencount.
Ryno (42:52):
So there's that.
I wasn't here for that episode,so I'm way it on to that.
Dusty (42:56):
I forgot about that.
Ryno (42:57):
You're dead me the company I was dead that week.
The company that I work for isbased out of Arizona.
That does not.
Dusty (43:05):
Oh, no time change.
Ryno (43:06):
They don't acknowledge any of it, so they sit.
Dusty (43:08):
Did you know that key no time change in Arizona?
Ryno (43:11):
They sit in their little bubble.
Nothing changes.
But then we have to go throughand it's not for the virus, it's
ours.
We're on this shitty fuckingtime keeping schedule.
It's now.
I'm like all right, now I'mgonna have to piss off half my
workforce and say you've got tostay late, hour later To make
sure they were maintaining thesecues.
Dusty (43:28):
Now fun, that is to tell people every fucking year.
Ryno (43:32):
It's miserable.
Dusty (43:33):
People are.
That's my favorite.
My favorite manager moments iswhen the manager said to call
you and be like Um, so yeah,you're gonna have to stay, work,
work extra on something youdon't know anything about.
Ryno (43:51):
At one point we had a six month schedule on and six month
schedule off, purely because ofDaylight Savings time.
That's intense when we wouldhave people that would have to
work.
For six months they would work12, 30 to 9.
And then for the rest of theyear, the other half, they work
11, 30 to 8.
Oh, because, yeah, that'sfucked To match, because Arizona
(44:11):
doesn't change.
That's so weird.
Can we get rid of this shit?
Dusty (44:17):
Am I crazy?
Or did they vote it out?
What the fuck happened?
It's like 2025.
Ryno (44:22):
It's coming, but like people are still freaking
refuting this shit, what's hesaying?
Dusty (44:29):
The house.
Somebody didn't approve it, sothey had to go back.
Ryno (44:32):
Oh, you know why One party did, the other didn't.
Alright, it's always Probablybecause they're like Daylight
Savings time on the bill orvoting to do this.
Oh, right, here in the smallfine print were $850,000 to
child prostitution.
Yeah, it reflects Ghana orsomething.
Epstein's family there's alwayssome fucking bullshit tie-in
(44:56):
money going somewhere orsomething, something.
But the thing is one of thebiggest things that they were
fighting with on the house floorand all that was.
They're like school.
So now, if you abolish DaylightSavings, you're gonna have kids
sitting waiting to get on a busin complete, total pitch-black
darkness year-round.
They're like it's not safe.
(45:16):
Why is it not safe?
Dusty (45:19):
What's it fucking not safe about it?
They're staying on the sidewalkall the time anyway.
Ryno (45:22):
Yeah.
Dusty (45:23):
Bus has headlights.
It's not 1927.
If they're going to get hit,they're going to get hit.
Ryno (45:27):
If you can't, it's natural selection.
If a runaway car hits a kid,you can't blame it on Daylight
Fucking.
Savings time Like stop.
Dusty (45:36):
Fucking stop.
I didn't know that was anargument for it, Like yeah it
was great for farmers, andnobody farms anymore.
Ryno (45:42):
Nobody farms anymore.
The biggest thing, the reasonthey got shot down only in
Lincoln, nebraska is literallybecause of fucking school buses,
school buses.
Dusty (45:53):
That seems like somewhere , like you're saying somewhere
in it it was, there wassomething that was hidden.
Ryno (45:58):
I mean, I think there was at one point in time, but like
literally, they were on thefloor talking about it and
saying school buses.
Dusty (46:07):
The only thing more that I wanted to cover about the
previous episodes was the Iscabepisode.
Ryno (46:13):
Oh yeah.
Dusty (46:14):
You were here for Iscab, right, we were over Iscab.
Ryno (46:18):
Oh no, if you remember Iscab, they're not let in too.
Dusty (46:20):
Yeah, the Strike, which is cool.
That like you still like theDrew Barrymore shit.
It's cool unless you are DrewBarrymore.
Ryno (46:27):
Unless you're Drew, Barrymore Turns out don't fuck
up like that.
Dusty (46:30):
Yeah, don't do that.
She's like cross the picketline.
And then they ended the strikeright after that.
Ryno (46:35):
Oh, she's like a hundred percent.
Dusty (46:36):
I stand in solidarity with you, yeah, but I won't
start my show.
But I won't start my show backup and I'll use different
writers.
Ryno (46:40):
I'm sorry, I just have to.
Dusty (46:42):
And now they just fucking everybody quit and everybody
left.
Ryno (46:45):
Got to pay for the fucking insurance on that Bentley.
Dusty (46:48):
Not us.
We still rotten, yeah, we stillrotten.
We both working on projectsoutside of it.
It's fun.
Ryno (46:55):
Well, my buddy Eric, he does.
I'm going to shout out hisYouTube channel.
I love it.
It's Pony.
He calls it positivity onpurpose.
Dusty (47:05):
I got it.
It's great.
Ryno (47:08):
I mean him got a big, huge discussion the other day.
He was talking about the ChuckyTV series, like if they go to
the mid season finale.
He said it was very uneventful.
The show's kind of ass.
Dusty (47:17):
Yeah, it was like it was, and now they're waiting.
Ryno (47:22):
God knows when.
Until you know, the writerstrikes everything fully
dissolves and everything's good,everybody's back.
Dusty (47:28):
You're striking, now right Actors are striking.
That's the thing is.
Like you know, I'm not going tobe a writer.
Ryno (47:32):
That's the thing is like.
Dusty (47:34):
Well they strike a really good money.
Ryno (47:36):
It's residuals.
It's not the ones that have allkinds of money as the ones that
don't.
Dusty (47:41):
Yeah.
Ryno (47:42):
That's the big.
Thing is.
Dusty (47:43):
it's the reason that's a lot of it.
Ryno (47:46):
But like right now we got a lot of good TV programming.
It's kind of left in the lurchright now that we're kind of
waiting on.
Dusty (47:52):
Yeah.
Ryno (47:53):
Kind of we were talking pregame, like I'm a huge
stranger things saying, liketomorrow's Stranger Things Day,
like, if you're familiar withshow, yes, a big, huge capture
point in that by the time we getthat final fifth season, these
kids are going to be 48 yearsold.
Dusty (48:08):
Dude, it's wild that she fucking.
She looks so old now.
Ryno (48:12):
How is?
Dusty (48:12):
she supposed to be in the show.
Ryno (48:16):
I mean they're supposed to be early teens.
Well, I mean to be fair to befair.
Dusty (48:22):
In the mid 2000s, late 2000s, all those shows like One
Tree Hill and even what's thevampire show, Vampire.
Ryno (48:31):
Diaries.
Dusty (48:32):
Vampire Diaries, all that shit.
All that shit is like they'reall like 35.
Ryno (48:37):
They're supposed to be 17.
Where the fuck are all theparents.
Dusty (48:41):
Every time I watch one of those shows I'm like where are
all the parents?
Where's all these parents at?
Ryno (48:47):
One Tree Hill likes seven years of four years of high
school.
It was seven seasons of fouryears of high school.
Dusty (48:52):
Yeah, they all had jobs and shit.
I was really confused about thetimelines.
So, my wife, we get so offtrack.
Ryno (49:00):
The first.
I don't know the whole riderstrike shit, we're there.
She got me into One Tree HillLike I watched the first season
of it, it wasn't bad.
Dusty (49:08):
Oh yeah, I dig it, I'm off it and then it goes fucking
haywire.
Ryno (49:11):
It is wild Everybody does.
It's like a fucking schoolshooting.
And there's this.
Dusty (49:16):
Move out of there.
Ryno (49:17):
It's literally like one of them falls in love with fucking
Pete Wince.
And he's actually Pete Wince,like follow up boys in there,
fucking dumbass town.
Dusty (49:25):
I'm like, come on, it's like Grayson Adam, he just get
out of there.
Don't work.
What's the other one,yellowstone?
Ryno (49:34):
Like there you go there you go Regress, regress.
I'm just pissed.
Oh, I'm in a no doubt.
So Yellowstone on the premise,really good fucking show in
eight episodes.
We watched the first eightepisodes like they've
accidentally killed like 36people.
Dusty (49:51):
Well, I get it.
Ryno (49:54):
And I'm like, I'm all for, I'm on board with some realism
and I know this is like kind oflike a I wouldn't say white
trash, but it's close, it's veryclose to like a white trash
version of sons of anarchy.
Oh yeah, it's literally.
I mean it's the same dude thatwas sheriff Hale and sons of
anarchy.
So it's that I can get behind abunch of people accidentally
(50:19):
dying and shit and gang violenceand everything when it's, you
know, the top 1% motorcycle clubbut, when it's when it's
fucking cattle farming.
Dusty (50:30):
Yeah, they try to capture that like sons of anarchy
feeling in anything, even ifit's horses.
Ryno (50:36):
It's stupid and I don't love people that love
Yellowstone.
I am fucking off it.
I can't get out of the firstseason.
Boy West loves it.
Dusty (50:43):
He would Okay, he loves it too.
You love it.
Okay, he loves it.
Ryno (50:47):
I'm sorry.
Dusty (50:50):
It's totally expected, it's fine.
Ryno (50:52):
But anything that I just say, was any of it wrong?
Dusty (50:56):
No, I can see, I mean it's appealing because she just
likes the hot guy.
Ryno (51:01):
That's it, cowboys.
Cowboys, she's like cowboys,it's cowboys, it's cowboys.
Dusty (51:08):
Um, eric King also is going to.
He's going to come back on.
I'm going to get him to comeback on the the the.
What was his episode?
Was he on swim with sharks?
Swimming the sharks the farmingand co-op and shit, yeah, yeah,
the farm co-op.
He went to Korea, I think, withthat farm co-op, but he went to
Korea and had a great time, sohe got all kinds of good food.
(51:33):
But I want to, I want to comeon and talk about it, cause he
was also miserable and hated it.
So it's both things, but Ithink we'll have a good time
talking about Korea.
But that's an update on thatepisode.
Ryno (51:41):
Um well, we started the episode with a retraction, let's
end it with a retraction.
So we started with Elvagechicken and me firmly steel,
micah, we love you.
Retracting all the previoushorrible things we've said.
Dusty (51:55):
That many horrible things .
Ryno (51:57):
I sit some pretty harsh shit in that episode.
Dusty (51:59):
You were standing up and shit too when you were talking
about this.
So I told you I was shaking andsaid yeah, he knew you're
fucking standing up.
Ryno (52:06):
I was the hateful mood at that point in time.
I'm dying for his, like hisconcept that he has for his
podcast or his YouTube.
Dusty (52:12):
I'm just.
I followed him and shared it.
Ryno (52:15):
I want this shit to launch .
I think it's fucking awesome.
So retracting there the otherretraction.
I'm going to retract for Edward.
Dusty (52:21):
We glorified Edward who came on and he basically we want
to do shout outs.
Ryno (52:26):
He's like you know what.
I left that fucking company.
I feel so much better thatmotherfucker's right back on the
floor.
He went right back.
He was like he retracted and hecame back home Couldn't find a
job pay me this much for notdoing nothing.
So he's right back home with me.
So all that inspiration that wegot from Edward quitting first
guess we had on the show.
Dusty (52:45):
Sorry bro, he retracted that, he's so sorry.
That's okay, love you, man.
Come back home.
Ryno (52:51):
That's fun.
I'll walk that retraction linefor you, so you have to come on
here and do that, hey great show.
It was yeah.
Dusty (52:58):
Great show everybody.
Ryno (52:59):
That was fun.
Dusty (53:00):
That was a great show, shout out.
I don't know.
He's playing the music.
Why, why, too early, we'regoing to get way out of here.
I want to.
I want to mention the everybodyTravis, chris Hammons, charlie
West, mike Adams and newestpatron.
Ryno (53:22):
Can you retract?
Dusty (53:23):
I can.
So why do you make us feelsuper guilty and appreciate you?
Tuning in?
Everybody falls on Spotify,instagram, tiktok.
If you follow some TikTok, alsofollow Big O'Noggin on TikTok,
because he's there too and youcan find him through our page
and it'd be super easy to find.
Find us and everything.
Follow us, like, share, comment, send us an email.
(53:44):
Fucking, please something,communicate with us, fucking, do
something.
Anybody got anything else.
You can hit the music.
You can hit the music now.
Ryno (53:52):
Okay, okay.
Dusty (53:53):
Right now, nobody's stopping you from quitting your
job, but you got the saltiness.
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