The Unpaid Lunch Supershow Part 1: Korea

When life throws curveballs, it's the laughter amongst friends that often brings us back to the plate. We're swinging for the fences in our latest podcast episode, capturing the electric buzz of reuniting with the Crew and diving headfirst into the chaos of too many hosts, one microphone. From the audacious banter about alpha-male antics to the spirited debates over the cinematic cringe of "Saltburn," every moment is a reminder of our show's early days – unfiltered, unpredictable, and uproariously funny.

But it's not all jokes and jibes; we peel back the curtain to reveal the heartaches that kept us off-air. Weaving through the tapestry of life's interruptions, we pay homage to the poignant memories of family losses and illnesses, while also welcoming the buoyant energy of fan favorites like Toe, aka 'Yellow Croc.' As we traverse from the nostalgic reminiscences of 'Homeward Bound' to the authentic grit of 'Eastbound & Down,' our conversation is a testament to the resilience of hilarity in the face of adversity.

Pulling no punches, we cap off the episode by cruising through a kaleidoscope of topics, each as vibrant as the next. Whether we're dissecting the ethics of thrift store flipping, reveling in the raw athleticism of Special Olympics events, or sharing personal tales of life on the farm, our dynamic dialogue is a celebration of diversity and friendship. With a film recommendation here and an impassioned defense of the best Joker portrayal there, we're not just hosts – we're your companions on a rollercoaster ride through the peaks and valleys of laughter, life, and everything in between.
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Episode Transcript

Dusty (00:00):
On your break.
Today it's Unpaid Lunch's firstever super show.
All your favorites are instudio to raise all the chaos
that they can.
Alright time to clock out forlunch.
Welcome in to Unpaid Lunch.

(00:39):
Thanks for spending your breakwith us.
Heavy D Rhino.
There's too many people here,I'm gonna start just naming
everybody in the fucking house.

?? (00:49):
It feels like one of those alpha male red pill podcast.

Dusty (00:51):
That's it.
It's not.
It's definitely not it feelslike it.
Toes here, Eric's here, MonroeKeys here Producing, or whatever
she's doing down there.
Djing yeah it looks like she'sDJing.

?? (01:06):
Pull this up for me, Jamie.

Dusty (01:09):
One of those.
She needs that fucking laptopover there.
I gave her a little thing towrite down the time so we don't
forget.
New year, new us.
The newest thing about it isWe'll be alright.

Nick (01:21):
We'll sync our way in eventually.

Ryno (01:23):
We got my Eric Monroe Key fuck Rhino Nick.

Dusty (01:29):
I said you guys first.
No, I said Rhino.
I'm pretty sure I said Rhinofirst.
You and me start over.
You and me start over.
I'm just starting over, youstart over, I'm starting over.
Welcome to another paid lunch.
I think you're spending yourbreak with us.
Eric's a bitch, ryan's a bitch.
Boo, boo, boo.

Nick (01:45):
Today's sponsor, Dave Ramsey.

Dusty (01:47):
Oh fucking, jimmy Kimmel's on the list, that's all
.
I wanna say Did you see that?

Ryno (01:52):
on the SmackDown last time , that fucking.

Dusty (01:53):
SmackDown sign.
It was on the show for likefour minutes or something, and
then like security.

Ryno (01:58):
You know they always have the hard and fixed cam and you
know, wrestling events.

Mike (02:01):
There's a sign.

Ryno (02:03):
That's where to go.
That's like six foot by four,for this is Kim was on the list
and it lasted for a while.

Nick (02:08):
It was there for a little while.

Mike (02:09):
Okay, somebody who doesn't know what is the list and why
did you be Kimmel on it?

Nick (02:13):
Epstein's list.
Oh, oh, oh with Aaron Rodger.

Ryno (02:17):
Oh yeah, Stephen.

Nick (02:17):
Hawking, okay, I got it.

Ryno (02:20):
This is going to be.
One of us is going to getdrowned in a bathtub.

Dusty (02:22):
It's going to be madness tonight.
One of us is more than twoanimals to take care of.

?? (02:26):
Leave me be.

Ryno (02:29):
I'll take it.

?? (02:30):
My mom, like you can't.

Nick (02:34):
Catch me in the tub.
70% of people this room wouldlike to die.

Mike (02:38):
I know you, I know you Very soon.
You're damn right.

?? (02:41):
Catch me in the tub.

Mike (02:42):
Catch me by the ceramic.

Nick (02:44):
Catch me undoing the pops.

?? (02:47):
Twisty, strong and drink your milkshake.
Everybody acted like all thatshit was stressful, but like
some of it was kind of not.

Dusty (02:55):
Man, I'm going to be real with you.
I'm lost.
You got Amazon Prime, don't?

?? (02:59):
you Jacob Elordy, barry, keogan, rosamund Pike who's the
old dude in it?

Mike (03:06):
What's going on?
I'm coming to show off thepodcast.

?? (03:10):
It's a Shakespeare movie.

Dusty (03:12):
We're five minutes into the new fucking season and I've
lost control of the podcast.

Ryno (03:14):
You know what the problem is.
You can't get him headphones sohe can hear himself talking.

Nick (03:18):
I always want to do his talk now, total conclusion is
that you need to watch.

Dusty (03:22):
Saltburn on Prime not sponsored.

Nick (03:24):
But if Amazon wants to look into it, they can.

?? (03:26):
Yeah, it's good the vampire scene, the bathtub scene.
I did that.

Ryno (03:31):
Big brain move, but our heads are too big.
The one scene did make meuncomfortable.

?? (03:35):
When he was like are you going to do as you're told?
I was like, get the fuck awayfrom me.

Dusty (03:38):
This new format, the new format of this podcast, we just
get as many people in thefucking room as we want with
four micropos.

?? (03:44):
I told you this is the amp, this is the blue pill show.
I don't want to be fresh.

Dusty (03:48):
Mike is shook.
It's madness.
I can't handle this.
It's madness.
You'd like Saltburn.
Let me tell you the preparationof me.
Knowing you, let me tell you Iknew it was going to be too much
, so your cue cards from thelast show are here.
I was like Mike wouldappreciate that we still have

(04:09):
like 20 of those that we didn'teven fucking do Is?
That show was like an hour anda half, oh yeah, and we read
like six cards.

Ryno (04:17):
There was at least three or four different times during
that episode that I was likecanceled.
Yeah, oh, yeah Well.

Mike (04:24):
I just like to bring it a little spice.

Dusty (04:27):
I have an episode that's cut and zipped in a file.

?? (04:30):
I've got to see those.

Ryno (04:31):
I've got to see those Like Epstein's List.

Dusty (04:34):
That's what it's called.
It's called Toes List.
No, it's just let's come alongthat one too.
Yes, Dude.

?? (04:41):
No, I had Macklin Fucking Macklin, and Will you know Will.

Mike (04:47):
He lives right here.

?? (04:48):
Well, dude, they came in, we just going to record.
They kicked my door down with afifth of liquor and a 30 rack
of Budweiser and like I don'tremember two hours of the four
hours and I'm still afraid to,listen to it, yeah.
We will.
We screenplayed a whole horrormovie and it actually I want to
make it.
It was fucking good.

Ryno (05:08):
Sounds like we need to bring him back with Tyler.

?? (05:11):
Oh yeah.

Ryno (05:12):
Put them in a room together.

Dusty (05:14):
I don't feel like we get to say anything.

Ryno (05:16):
But yeah, when he be, our podcast is a yes, it's an
episode.

Dusty (05:19):
Yeah, you all have this.

Ryno (05:20):
We're going to go to the kitchen.

Mike (05:22):
The episode of Golden Girls where they do the spin off
or it's emptiness I'm.

Nick (05:26):
I know I'm talking to you know I don't Come on dude how
stereotypical I have to know theGolden Girls, I don't People
better.

Ryno (05:35):
But you know, I feel like that, you know, you know you
fucking know, you know come onyou with your little.
Do your people?
I'm not.
We were for me and him,determining how we were going to
hold one mic to him gettingjudged on go.

Nick (05:52):
I don't think it's the last time I was here.
Thank you so much for that.

Dusty (05:57):
I still don't think it's this man out of Montana.
Prejudice you think it is,because if I don't think it's
prejudice at all, well, what Imean is, I think, if I think, if
somebody was like Asking aboutthe best burger in town, they're
going to ask me.

Mike (06:11):
Absolutely.

Dusty (06:12):
Perhaps.
So I mean, I think it's fair.

Nick (06:14):
That was totally fair.
I don't mean a hater, oh okay.

Mike (06:17):
You just no, no, no.

?? (06:18):
Hey hey, hey, hey.

Nick (06:20):
Hey hey, hey, hey.

Dusty (06:23):
We do have a topic of discussion Word Because we've
been Bird.
Bird is the word, hey wallBecause we've been fucking non
existent, but non existent ineverything.
I don't know what's going onover there.

Mike (06:40):
You guys, I didn't mean to sit beside this.

Nick (06:43):
You sat there, you guys.

Mike (06:46):
I just wasn't thinking.
You picked your seats.
I like him.

Dusty (06:48):
Yeah, we stuck Monroe beside him.
We should put Monroe betweenyou guys.

Mike (06:54):
They're supposed to even each other.

Ryno (06:56):
I told you if you just take the headphones off of his
head.

?? (06:59):
Headphones, I'll talk over everybody.
That's why I have to wear them.

Dusty (07:02):
The the the leave of absence, is the topic.

?? (07:05):
Leave of absence.
I took one recently.

Ryno (07:07):
And we took one for about a month and a half.

?? (07:10):
People was holiday fooded out, so I wasn't going to drive
around with sweets and be like,hey, you just gorged yourself
for Thanksgiving, christmas andNew Year's.

Ryno (07:18):
I feel like you missed something there.
That was a mistake, becauseeveryone's sick of turkey and
everything else.
Like you could have capitalizedon that.

?? (07:26):
I went two weeks after and I sold two pans of brownies and I
made $100.

Ryno (07:31):
Some say, I don't mean, I think you should just do that
all the time.

?? (07:33):
I have been.
I have been at the.

Nick (07:37):
Latch and Farmer and Baker funds.
Big Pharma, Ozympic scam.

Dusty (07:42):
That's my headline.
This was a headline, it seemedtoo long.
No, keep going.

?? (07:46):
Keep going.
I had lost a book.
I went to Korea, dude, and lost10 pounds and then, and then I
hiked every day for an hour ortwo and I've been doing that for
like three months.
So yeah, I'm looking fuckingfresh and fresh.

Dusty (08:00):
Korea's safe.
It's fun.

?? (08:03):
I love Korea.

Dusty (08:05):
You couldn't wait to get on here and talk about Korea.

?? (08:07):
Oh no, I would even think about it.
I do love Korea.

Dusty (08:09):
We have people in Korea who listen to the podcast.
I made that up.

Mike (08:17):
No.

Dusty (08:20):
They fuck with Kentucky.
I wish everybody that had ashirt.

Mike (08:26):
So you know a lot of the people that were drafted during
the shirt.

?? (08:30):
Oh, I'm reading.
Most of them were from aroundhere and but, yeah everyone.
I met young people in the barand they were like, oh, where
are you from?
I said Kentucky and they wentwhere and I say Kentucky,
kentucky, and I was like yeah,he went chicken and that's it oh
.

Dusty (08:48):
Mexican restaurants yeah, we got chicken, bourbon and
Mexican, and I say that I got adifferent state.
Sorry.

?? (08:59):
I've been to the good Mexican restaurant states and we
do have.
Our Mexican restaurants arelike, owned by the people, for
the people, and they like.
Hacos has some of the best hotsauce I've ever ate in my life
and no so pace.

Ryno (09:17):
These are up this.
So I was like around here I'dreally have Kentucky than
anywhere else, but the best I'veever had was in Arizona Denver,
I think.
Arizona was like there was guyslike with a fricking.
Like tied around their facethat look like legit, like
banditoes, like making your foodinside of like a sooner block.

Dusty (09:34):
When you know it's good, we think the chances are
somebody gets canceled on thisepisode.

?? (09:38):
You can't cancel somebody who works for themselves.

Nick (09:41):
Okay no, it runs through my mind constantly.
I'm like, damn damn Well the wedisappeared for a month and a
half probably checked out.

Dusty (09:51):
No, I keep imagine I keep , imagine I can I get him to see
my message on like, hey, we'regonna be back as soon as me and
Ryan don't go to bed at nineo'clock, we're gonna be back.
I should.

?? (10:02):
We should live stream this on my tiktok Dude I put one in.
I put up a pig fence.

Dusty (10:06):
So live stream it.
What do you mean?

?? (10:07):
Just do it right now, stream this I put a pig fence up the
other day and live streamed itand I had 500 people were
watching how quick do we getbanned right and how quick on
Tyler's, we live streamed.

Dusty (10:20):
It was quick, we live streamed and we like we're
immediately banned.

Mike (10:26):
Yeah real.

Ryno (10:27):
That was like Mike just got back, I think was open mine
up and I was gonna go live on itand it opens up to Ric Flair
shoots on Jim Ross.

?? (10:36):
But I want to listen to.
I mean to that Now, dude,everyone should go to Korea, it
like.

Dusty (10:49):
Before the podcast.
You know, before the podcast,eric said let me get some
headphones because I just liketo hear myself.
And everybody in the room wentno, I don't want to hear if I
start pop.

?? (11:07):
I want to like.

Dusty (11:09):
I got, I understand.

?? (11:12):
I know I got no.

Dusty (11:17):
Whoa, I'm more professional then.
I'm more more professional thanName somebody who's not a
person.

?? (11:27):
That's it 19 she said, she said.

Dusty (11:34):
I didn't realize what it was until after I said the
number out loud, about the 19Right over, you lost.

Ryno (11:42):
Debating on what topic I should, what we talked about?

?? (11:46):
Free for miss a?
Um, I don't know.

Dusty (11:52):
I think this is free for.

?? (11:53):
I think this is pretty free for yeah, I would like like pull
up so much what's.

Nick (11:57):
I was like I thought you were going to wait a tranny porn
.

?? (12:02):
I like steals, I don't like videos.
I like looking at pretty peopleon Twitter sometimes, but like
that's the extent.
Water, no, like I know.
Let me tell you, I was ontiktok the other day and this
somebody was like you can't datesomebody that watches porn
because they're addicts and likethey'll cheat on you and shit.
I was like me scrolls inTwitter looking at pretty naked

(12:23):
people.
It's like the least of yourconcern.

Mike (12:25):
I'm not gonna message them , they're too pretty.

Dusty (12:31):
On the back streets.
You're so lost on the backstreets right now like nobody.
Nobody knows what's going on.
Run broke the Yo, yo, the stand.
Uh, I'm trying for a littlephone.

?? (12:45):
But yeah, synopsis, I like steals we.

Dusty (12:49):
I don't know that, eric like steel photographs that
they're gonna like a nice orncey.

?? (12:58):
You know no bro tasteful nudity.

Nick (13:01):
Yeah, I got a taste like some, like we're on a caprio
painting you.

Mike (13:05):
Yeah yeah.

?? (13:10):
Basically just anything on a truckers like Specifically the
girl, the mudflaps, no well, ifI look like Lotto, I Want to.
I it looked.
She looks like she fucked meand that's what I like.
Oh, man and then she'd be likebut she'd be nice to you know,

(13:33):
like trashy, she's not trashy,that's a bad thing to say, but
you know, like.
Can you shut down everybody'smics except for his no, I'm just
saying like just Everybody,let's get off the plane
everybody, let's get off thefucking plane no, dude I was

(13:54):
that Everybody?
let's get off the plane.
I was gonna say something funnyand I stopped so anyway, when I
was in Korea, you know, I wason a plane for 19 hours.

Dusty (14:05):
Let's all talk about our Korea trips.

?? (14:07):
No, dude, it's.
It fucks man like everything'scheap.

Dusty (14:09):
The pork tastes better, the tangerine so Nick my gets
pointed out immediately thefirst time pork is brought up on
a podcast.

?? (14:22):
I ain't listen, I ain't religious.
Mother fucker, my Jewish, myreligion is poor.

Nick (14:29):
I didn't know it was an actual dude.

?? (14:30):
Not ethically, yes, the only one, you know.
Oh, spiritual dude Converts.

Dusty (14:38):
Man, oh man, being Shapiro.

Nick (14:43):
Oh yeah, wow I.

Ryno (15:11):
I'm supposed to see how quickly we get back in again man
, that was intense.
Camer comes on off suddenly.

?? (15:22):
You want this baby, and she's like oh my god, is this
angle good?

Ryno (15:32):
I need someone to direct me right now.
Where's my chickens?
I need to fuck one of them.

?? (15:52):
Channel office and I said I want to make history.

Dusty (15:58):
Oh, it's gonna be our worst show ever.

Ryno (16:02):
The only thing that we've actually talked about.
It was even pertaining to show.
You're like the name of thisepisode.

?? (16:07):
Leave a vibe sense and then it just went off Because you
won't stop talking.

Nick (16:14):
It was directly this.

?? (16:30):
Don't put that she on me.
He said it.
He said I went to.
Korea and it just went off.
Gotta bring it down.

Dusty (16:42):
I'll bring your seats, oh hey, everybody, welcome back
into the show.
We had some technicaldifficulties.
Technically, the difficulty wasactually we have key in the

(17:03):
room and row sitting over thewall, like like mummified, like
not.

Mike (17:13):
Talked like barely here barely alive.

Ryno (17:16):
And then one other guest or just me and you randomly
talking you know shit about.

Dusty (17:24):
Well, so I was like we've let everybody down, we've,
we've not made how long sinceyou put.
November 27.
Yeah and, and we, and we, andwe've made false promises and
said we were gonna do shit in,like December.
Whatever, that's probably thatfucking ice maker behind you.
It's making that noise.
You're picking up.

Ryno (17:45):
Well, it's like I, had death in the family.
His dad got sick oh we werereally concerned about him.
Then I had more death in thefamily.
We had Thanksgiving, then wehad Christmas and then we had
wrestling meets.
We were calling for 12 hours aday.
So, we didn't really get thechance to cut anything.
There was a couple times wetried to use, like through the

(18:05):
roadcaster where he would callme.

Dusty (18:07):
We're like I can't get down there, oh yeah so here my
car, yeah, we will just talkthrough stuff creatively.
It was like the content we weregonna make was gonna be shit,
because it was like we were notthere.
We were fucking not, like myhead was not in it.
We were tired.

Mike (18:23):
The most exhausting, and it was not good.

Dusty (18:27):
Yeah, and and.
You gotta be like yeah and I'mso refreshed now and I text Ryan
today and was like, uh, I waslike man, I'm as excited about
this show as I was about thefirst 30 episodes of unpaid
lunch, like I'm, like, I'm Fresh.
Uh, this is 40 42.

(18:49):
The last episode was the theLordy, lordy, this is 40.
Yes, I was my love.

Mike (18:59):
Yeah, we lost Milo.

?? (19:05):
Yeah.

Dusty (19:07):
We posted that picture and then he was gone the next
week.

Nick (19:10):
Like he's appeared right, and then he just mysteriously
came back.

Dusty (19:13):
He came back with a dog, came back with the neighbor's
dog.
Like a home, like, yes, shadowcomes up over the fucking heel.

Mike (19:33):
I tried to make my kids watch it.
I won't like by the end, it wasjust me and my wife sitting
there on the edge of our seats,like we start watching.

Ryno (19:41):
It's awful, but then, like we started watching it one day,
it hits right at the end whenshadows coming back and my wife
walks in the room when he'sgoing.
Oh Peter, like what are youwatching?

Dusty (19:53):
That's the worst.
I was like well, this Disneykids show just went the hell in
a handbasket All right, so we'vebeen awful while we wanted to
come back with the big show,want to come back with fucking
everybody.
Toe still doesn't believe methat.
The fans asked for him and Ihad to literally send him a

(20:13):
screenshot of like when we weretalking about a show and they
were like you got to bring onToe.
I was like, say, look at thisfucking screenshot.
People don't want to hear meanyway.
And I was like, yeah, you'reright, nobody likes you.

Ryno (20:24):
Although some people don't even call him toe, they just
call him yellow croc yellow croc.
Yeah, like some people, don'tknow your name and that is how
you were identified as yellowToe is not my name either.

Dusty (20:41):
And then you know, nick, is he's I mean he's at this
point a co-host no, no, so, notso much but I'm here
occasionally.

Ryno (20:48):
Yeah, I think Nick is actually the most reoccurring
guest.
Yeah, this is really like.
This is foreign, I think no,this is three.
Oh really, yeah, but still Idon't know.

Dusty (20:56):
You two are close probably you, then I think you.

?? (21:00):
Don't want yeah.

Ryno (21:11):
He's Kevin Nash over here.

Dusty (21:14):
Monroe, you're much more important than Kevin Nash.

Ryno (21:16):
That's.

Dusty (21:17):
WC, that's WCW.
Kevin Nash, that's the mostimportant, kevin.
No, I think that's the like, Ithink that's the finger point.
Kevin Nash, like the oh no,yeah, cuz it's black and white
in W.

Ryno (21:28):
Oh, so it's probably I don't know, it's got really
other outside the outside.

Dusty (21:32):
Yeah you know I'm talking about, though the finger poke
of doom, the title give up.
You guys should all know aboutthat, because I'm a whole code.
That's a historical event andnot just a wrestling event.

?? (21:45):
Hey, I was there when they were ruined.

Dusty (21:47):
It ruined WCW and it's a very frowned upon thing.

Ryno (21:50):
My whole entire brain's been on wrestling and I, like I
was just randomly scrollingthrough videos and I'm I am
upset and I've still notfinished.
He's bounding down.
It's a good show I've onlywatched like two or three
episodes.

?? (22:02):
You've never watched Kenny power, never finished you know,
do you like, kenny?

Dusty (22:05):
powers you, danny guy.

Mike (22:17):
I love him in this.

?? (22:21):
Super bad, yeah, I give, he wasn't in super bad.

Nick (22:26):
He's the video store on around.

Dusty (22:34):
Same movie, isn't it?

Ryno (22:37):
That's had me thinking about rastlin's, like when he's
playing in the Mexican Leagueand all of a sudden I'm a real
American comes up and startsblasting.
He's come down, it's likefireworks.
I've never seen it and I waslike, okay, this is cool.
He's like doing the whole cogonthing, it's awesome.
Then I look at the top commentthis is like this is when he's
played in the Mexican League.
I was like, oh, that contextwas not given up, for I love

(23:00):
that no.

Dusty (23:04):
Are you?

?? (23:04):
even allowed to take a leave absence anymore.

Ryno (23:08):
Um, I love how you just say was right back in.

Dusty (23:10):
I don't know if you've listened to this show or not.
I don't know if you've listenedto this show or not, but we are
, we are we are all about.
We are all about.

?? (23:23):
I can wear car.

Dusty (23:24):
Hard hashtag check.

?? (23:30):
I went to a special car heart in Korea called working
progress.

Mike (23:34):
Oh, we're talking about car or I dropped 200 bucks on a
rugby shirt.

Dusty (23:46):
Where car heart beanie and I do not own a farm because
you do not have to have thatlicense.
Hey, you know any car heart atall.
No really well, it's becausehis substitute is he doesn't
need insulated stuff because heis military, like jackets, and
why you doesn't need it.

(24:07):
Yeah, that's I was like no,that makes.
And I was like what is my waywhen it's really cold?
And I was like, oh, where's hisarmy?

?? (24:15):
shit Feels like oh those, what are those like?
They're like we're in asleeping bag.

Dusty (24:21):
What do you feel, like you are right now.

Mike (24:23):
It's wonderful.

Dusty (24:24):
What you got.
Yeah, go ahead, you're fine.

Mike (24:29):
It's me a microwave.

Dusty (24:32):
Yeah, it's a stuffed animal that.

Mike (24:33):
I don't know if you guys have seen this pretty pretty
awesome.

Dusty (24:35):
It's like a stuffed animal that like has like smells
like lavender when you eat itup.

Nick (24:39):
Oh yeah, Like soothing or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Dusty (24:44):
Yeah, yeah it's.
I hated it up, stay for andlike carried it to Rome like
against my face.
I was like, yep, I get it here.
Oh yeah, he's like here you go,this is yours, but that's just
a microwave.

?? (24:59):
No, what you brought up just like you said, is it possible
to take a?

Ryno (25:02):
leave of absence.

?? (25:03):
Yeah, you can't not, really no.
I did during COVID.

Ryno (25:07):
I've had, I've had one employee file for one and I
think he took a hiatus.
It was like 25 days if itmalaise.

Dusty (25:14):
The new leave of absence.

Ryno (25:15):
Yeah, family medical leave , but like he left ago.

?? (25:18):
Let's do that.

Ryno (25:19):
I Won't say he went from Texas to like Oregon or
something like that he took like30 days.
They take like I don't knowabout her home went up there I
wouldn't see family and stufflike that.

Dusty (25:28):
Mm-hmm and the paperwork For the yeah, it's probably
easier to just quit and it'sprobably easier to quit or quit
and get rehired.
Yeah, I think it's probablyeasier to quit and get rehired,
or.

Ryno (25:39):
I really definitely, is it definitely as a call center.

Dusty (25:42):
It's way easier to quit and get rehired.

?? (25:44):
So military that does not exist right.

Mike (25:47):
I mean you, can you get leave?

Ryno (25:49):
Yeah, you get, but I tell you when you get it though right
kind of.
So you a.

Mike (25:54):
Point five days of month.
Oh, so it's ptf, yeah it is andyou, you have what's called
block leaf and that is a set,determined amount of time before
like a deployment or holiday,and you can go then.
Or, if you have, you can takeleave days if you want to go to,
like, like when I was inGermany, we traveled, and like

(26:18):
we wanted to go to Rome, we werethere for Easter awesome.

Dusty (26:22):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Mike (26:24):
Yeah, like we're at the Vatican air in there, like we
state our hotel room overlookedthe forum because I had that
deployment money and yeah.
Yeah, it was it was awesome, sowhat?

Dusty (26:35):
you thought you were gonna die.
Absolutely I wasn't gonna comehome yeah.

Ryno (26:40):
I already invested in a way, taking it over so happened
to live.

Mike (26:44):
We and now I'm broke we had a 400.

Dusty (26:52):
We should have had no.
Cuz I said, cuz I said, and nowI'm broke talking about you,
and then we both went nah.

Mike (27:00):
We had a 460 euro meal At this.

Ryno (27:05):
Michelin star.
I thought you said a 460 euromeal.

Mike (27:13):
And, by the time, like we did the wine pairing and I
didn't know what I was.
I don't speak Italian.
Oh really None, and and so Iordered wine to go with it.
Is this really sweet white wine?
Heather was shmammered.

(27:34):
I peed on the walls of theforum.
Yes, the city of Rome.
Yes, we were vomiting the wholeway back.
It was an amazing experience.
I felt like that was the mostwrong.
I was, wine drunk as shit,stumbling around the city of
Rome.

Nick (27:52):
Yeah.

Mike (27:52):
I feel like that's the most Roman thing you could have
done At the time yeah, yeah butoh sorry.
So like I put in for leave, forthat, that's a segue, that's
good podcasting.
Yeah, like you can requestleave, so you can go.

Dusty (28:14):
Nothing there, thought she'd slam one of them.
I really I think I should likeshunned her last time.
I think she's afraid to do youafraid to sound effect?

Mike (28:23):
Don't let them.

?? (28:29):
So when I took leave, so I took leave for COVID, you know,
to get unemployment and all thatstuff.
And now they put me on leave.
They told me I could and allthat stuff, and then I got
addicted to flipping channelsand I started.

Dusty (28:48):
Oh, okay.

?? (29:06):
Not having bills is the goal .
That's the goal.
I thought that's an industrythat's died.
Now, though, not having theflipping industry slow, so too
many people see that now peopleknow what.
Well, now, here's the thing.
I know what I got.
Goodwill has been like holdingstuff back.

Mike (29:21):
Yeah and here's the thing and, however you feel, the
ethics wise of it.

?? (29:25):
Hey, I was shopping at a church store.
No one went to.
You know I wasn't like that thescalpers they were gonna like
throw the shit away and all that.
And they had some like pieces,dude, like I got a couple
hundred fifty dollar t-shirtsand I kept most of them.
It wasn't even like I sold them, but I was shopping like around
here.
It was different, it'sdifferent around here.
You can still find some shithere, but you know you can't but

(29:49):
farman's better selling muffinsare better.
Selling brownies are better.

Ryno (29:54):
My fallen mom had a killing there for a while, and
then the whole flipping thing.

?? (29:57):
I, you still can it just like it's work.

Ryno (29:59):
I mean, he was using eBay and Amazon, and then finally
Amazon like.

Mike (30:05):
They really kind of locked everything down over you can
make Amazon's kind of losing itsappeal these days.

Dusty (30:10):
I know like FMLA gets you well, everybody's drop shipping
yeah that's the problem.

Nick (30:18):
I can submit what that is, so you want to sell something
right.

?? (30:21):
You buy it, I keep it for you.
You never touch it.
Okay, so you sell something, Iship it out.

Nick (30:27):
Oh, okay, so that's like I have a website, somebody buys
something from me, but I mail it.
Yeah, okay.

Dusty (30:32):
Yeah, and all he does is mail, so he don't run a website
or a duty.
Yeah, so you don't know shitabout it.

?? (30:37):
No, I caught like I had a problem the other day, mm-hmm.
This day it had prime shippingsays going my house in three
days.
It came from China and it'sgonna take three months.
And I messaged them I was likehey, what's?
Going on.
They said oh no, it's primeshipping.
I was like it's obviously not,it's coming from China.

Ryno (30:51):
They're like, yeah, I was like what and I was like they're
, it's a great product that'slike you don't fucking know.

Dusty (30:59):
Yeah, it's in a warehouse in China, so it really start.
It really does it I got to goback, okay.
It happens a lot in Like umcompany.
I work for ships, though likelike.
We sell like.
If there's like a huge itemsthat we don't carry in our

(31:20):
warehouse, we sell like througha company you know, we say like
tick tock.

Ryno (31:26):
Yeah, like merch shops, on all these channels and stuff.
These people don't print theirshirts and hoodies and
everything.

Dusty (31:30):
Oh, so okay, I have some shops are drop shippers, so
basically, if Kasia is doing ourmerchandise like she wouldn't
have anything to do with ourwebsite, I would just tell her
when I had, when I get an orderand she would ship it to him.

Mike (31:42):
Why would you just find somebody local to make your
stuff?

Ryno (31:45):
Some people do, some people do.
I mean it's kind of a hassle tothe like.
You go online and find a group.

Mike (31:50):
It's like I'm it's not necessarily just that better
than supporting child labor.

Dusty (31:56):
True, you know, I don't.
I think child labor is probablyunderrated.

Ryno (32:06):
It was driven entirely by children that's still up somehow
.

Dusty (32:12):
That's fine.

Mike (32:13):
We're definitely on somebody's labor is not good,
but it is effective.
I think we can all that's true.

Nick (32:18):
Yeah, I mean yeah.
Who could argue?
I mean it's not great.

Mike (32:22):
The point is some great products that she in what?

Dusty (32:27):
when I was in Korea morally bad and Functionally
good he has spitting facts.

Mike (32:36):
I'm not gonna say what we're all thinking of.
I'm not thinking you guys.

Dusty (32:42):
Everybody's mind is in the gutter.
It's cuz Eric's not here.
Where'd he go?
We?

Mike (32:48):
don't have anything to talk about.
Roll that six.
What is your favorite?
Blue?

Dusty (32:59):
dice, blue dice, blue dice.
That's not broke.
Blue four, seven.
You have to die.
I should have told you, sorry,we can wrap that up, yeah what's
your favorite musical?

?? (33:20):
So many time Chicago raffer madness.

Dusty (33:25):
Chicago Rent is Chicago, the only musical you know.
It's the one I've seen onBroadway.

Ryno (33:31):
Okay, can I say Shrek?
Can I go back and say Shrek?

Dusty (33:34):
Let me go back and say Shrek, give me a couple weeks,
and I'll say musical was awesome, I'll very good.
What's yours?

Nick (33:42):
Oh rent.

Ryno (33:48):
Is this main girls musical gonna be good?

Dusty (33:50):
no, dude.
I think it was like there waslike a bunch of reviews that it
was like maybe this doesn't holdup.
Man, it's like you should.
That should have died 30 yearsago.

Ryno (33:59):
No, no, no, no.
Everybody's a mean girl now.
That's the problem.
I'm out time, out perfectdiscussion for this group of
people.

?? (34:04):
Because we're mean.

Ryno (34:08):
New Batman movie or new Joker movie.

?? (34:12):
New Joker movie, if they didn't make another Joker movie
for 40 years, I'd be content.

Dusty (34:17):
It's a musical.
Did you know that I love?

?? (34:19):
Lady Gaga, what are you talking?

Dusty (34:20):
about Good God Knowledge it don't acknowledge it.

Nick (34:23):
It's a musical I did not know it's a musical, Lady Gaga.

Ryno (34:27):
You know what I'm talking about.
The campaign today.
You don't understand this?
Like the third time.

Mike (34:33):
Sometime ago, like a few years ago.
I don't even care.
All right, that's not a jokethat it should you know what I
mean I wonder what he's sayingIs a bad.
Can he sing?
Do we know?

?? (34:54):
Yeah, he was walking, johnny Cash.

Ryno (34:56):
He has a valid point.
The man have the mic.

Mike (35:03):
It's the last Joker movie is not a Batman no.

?? (35:06):
Franchise movie, but it is they make it but it's not this I
agree with you, oh Jesus oh mygosh, I'm gonna sock.

Mike (35:18):
Yes, and you've done all of it.

Dusty (35:25):
I don't know which that was in reference to.
Oh, I'm gonna cut 30 minutesthis.

Mike (35:41):
Not a Batman movie.
Right, it's not a Batman movie.
So I mean, I was very curiousto see what they do with the
walking Phoenix thing and I didyou go into it?

Dusty (35:51):
Did you like it?

Mike (35:51):
I did just to say I liked it, the same way I like the
Batman there are but would youlike it from the perspective
here?

Dusty (35:57):
So here's how I felt about the movie.
I don't know being the Joker itdidn't have to be related to
Batman and I could have beenlike the movie could have just
been an amazing Sadness or holdon movie.
Could have just been calledsadness or something right.

Mike (36:10):
Yeah, 100%, and I'd be with it.
They were just looking to cashin.
Yeah, I mean, you just call itthe madman or something like
that and the dude can be a clownEven, and you don't have to.
You don't just give him adifferent color vest.

Dusty (36:24):
I think the the ideal and tell me if I'm wrong is the
perspective is like it's hismadness in his mind.
That's why he sees it as amusical.
The new one right the musicalslike this he's supposed to be in
his mind, like he's mad.
Yeah, that's how he sees theworld.
I kind of get what you'resaying, this so here's a perfect
case study of this.

Ryno (36:40):
What you just said.
Prometheus is an amazingstandalone movie.
Mm-hmm.
There was no point or no realneed, necessarily the tide into
the alien.

?? (36:49):
I'm a disagree.
It's not the same, though it'sclose.
It's not this.
I'm burn out.

Dusty (37:10):
Doublehand, doublehand.

Ryno (37:21):
I'm gonna say some everybody.

?? (37:26):
Yes, for sure.
No, I Don't care about theJoker anymore.
Dude, who cares if they'rebetter than Heath Ledger?
That was an amazing performance, right yeah, but I don't it's.
It was fucking how many.
I was a junior in fucking highschool, dude.

Mike (37:48):
That's the last time I killed a chicken, right that's
16 years ago.
All right where are we going?
Where are?

?? (37:53):
you that movie could have been like to do.
What a man.
American psycho was but it's aJoker movie instead and it's
like it's what you're saying Ifit had just been called like the
mad man, I'd have been likebest movie of the year.

Dusty (38:08):
I just want to make sure everybody knows Nick is on the
show.

Nick (38:14):
I'm zoned out bad.

Dusty (38:19):
You dominated this much in like Four or five years.

Nick (38:25):
Yeah, I just meant since sword in the stone.

Dusty (38:30):
Shannon Farrell three times.

?? (38:38):
I.

Dusty (38:40):
My name, nick's friendship recently has has,
like and Like when we like,rekindled our friendship.
This was a couple years ago,like we play cards together and
always did stuff and always beenclose, but like I Didn't talk
to him in a few months and hemessaged me and was like you
know who?
This is right, but there's aguy and he I mean he probably
listens to this and you know, Ihope he does.
It's all in fucking love you.

?? (39:01):
It's all in front anyway.
Well, we're cool now we're coolnow.
Yeah, we're cool now.
I love the Wrigley.

Dusty (39:07):
He, it was infamous for him.
Like cutting deals and likeGetting like you get fucked on
the deal, or or like he neverreceived payment.

Nick (39:15):
Yeah, or you never received payment, never saw it
down there or whatever right.

Dusty (39:18):
But I mean like it was really cuz he was man, I don't
know.
I was close with him so I wasgonna say I was biased at the
time.
But yeah, he owed me some moneyfrom a deal that we had done
for some books.
And Nick messaged me randomlyone day and I was at work and he

(39:40):
was like guess who I'm sittingin the fucking unit barber chair
.

Nick (39:45):
Right, I was getting my haircut at the shop.
Well, what was?

Dusty (39:48):
his name Stephen yeah.

Nick (39:50):
Stephen opened up that shop.

Dusty (39:51):
Shout out to Steve Adams.
I love Steve.

Nick (39:53):
Yeah, I was getting my hair cut at his shop because it
had just opened and shattered mybarrier and the guy was also
there.

?? (39:58):
Yeah, and I was like, because they have the Wrigley,
they run that restaurant.

Nick (40:02):
Yeah, I didn't know, yes, yeah, but anyway, he was there
and he was like talking to me orwhatever, we were being cordial
and I was like don't you oweseveral people money?

Ryno (40:13):
Yeah, you were standing on business Straight to the
jugular.

Nick (40:17):
Well, I mean, it was a lot of people I was close with at
the time you know, but anyways,I knew Dusty's was specifically
what I thought was a largeramount of money.
It turned out not to be, butregardless that was not a
dissident, I mean it wassignificant.

Dusty (40:29):
I thought it was like $400.
Yeah, it was.

?? (40:31):
Oh, okay, I thought I was thinking, I was like, I thought
it was like an eight mancollection or something Cause
you had a huge collection at onepoint.

Mike (40:37):
So yeah, no, no, we've not been in a fight a long time.

?? (40:40):
Right Say Right.

Dusty (40:43):
No man, Mike Knookson bucks but yeah, and then he
mentioned me about that and heended up paying me.
He fucking sent me money.
So, yeah, we were cool on that.
It was just, that was wild.

Ryno (40:52):
Hey, you get your haircut.
She has fucking got that moneyPaypal.

Nick (40:57):
It was an excellent haircut, though, yeah.

?? (40:59):
Steve always has a good job yeah y'all got history.

Dusty (41:03):
You stay, I love.

Ryno (41:04):
Steve, we've not had a barber on oh, that'd be good.

Mike (41:09):
Oh you know you could get.

Ryno (41:11):
Yeah, I must say we defaced a couple of barbers.
You know what I?

?? (41:14):
would say Cause I ain't there, ain't nothing.
I bet we have so much to talkabout Absolutely.

Dusty (41:22):
I think that would be the best fucking show.

Mike (41:24):
I want to come on as a spectator.

Ryno (41:26):
We have walked back a lot of a parking.

Mike (41:29):
You gotta get a vomit bag, micah.

Dusty (41:32):
Micah would know Right.

Ryno (41:34):
I walked back a lot of things Make him stop.
I will not walk that back, Iwon't.

Dusty (41:40):
No, no, no, it's cool.
I thought I see him all thetime.
I never talked to him.
Does that work to him?
Like I said, like hey, I needeverybody to be quiet Just one
second.
All right, Everybody be realquiet.
Listen.

Ryno (41:50):
You hold that chair fucking WD 40.

Dusty (41:53):
Actually it was all brand WD 40.
It's like WD 25.
Yeah, wd 25 and a quarter.
Did he have a fucking show?
It kind of makes me sad.
I kind of miss the like theresident evil sounds as soon as
I did it, I was like oh no, letme get to squeaking more.

Nick (42:08):
Who ummed?

Dusty (42:10):
Who ummed?
Who do you think ummed?

?? (42:13):
Shut the fuck up.
Do you listen to any female rap?

Ryno (42:17):
Like I told you we're not coming back to this.

Mike (42:20):
No, it'll change your life .

?? (42:23):
It'll change your life.
It really will.

Dusty (42:25):
It's really a female rap.

?? (42:28):
I hate a lame bitch with class.
Don't do female rap, please.
No, I'm not.

Dusty (42:36):
Nick, how much female rap do you listen?

Nick (42:38):
to.
I listen to Kyla Cash, I thinkis her name.
Is that her name?
You know I'm talking about cash.

Dusty (42:42):
I do not know them the only new music I listen to is if
my son adds it to my Spotifyplaylist.
Listen otherwise it's strictlyshipped from 2002.
No.

?? (42:53):
I have to lose.

Nick (42:54):
Start listening to Dexter and the Moon Rocks they're
playing at more probably thisyear.

?? (42:58):
What kind of genre.

Nick (43:00):
They're like a trippy folky country top vibe Off it,
but they have rock elements too.

Mike (43:08):
Sometimes I'm like a heavy song.

Dusty (43:10):
I'm not going to listen to it.

Ryno (43:13):
I'm 40 and I'm done I stopped in 98 man, Unless
there's new foo fighters.
Like new foo fighters.
My musical base stopped in 98.

Dusty (43:22):
The last time I was doing new band was the people who
opened for me.
Kenny Hope, not his Grunge, ohthat good, cool, he's good.

Ryno (43:28):
He's like a black punk singer.

Dusty (43:31):
Like it's like punk rap Kind of, and it's yeah, and it's
got like it.
It feels good, don't it?
Mounder or Mounder?
I listen to a lot of it I meanit feels like it gives you good
like yellow card.

Mike (43:43):
I'm with it.

Dusty (43:44):
Yellow card.

?? (43:45):
Yeah, yeah.

Dusty (43:47):
It's like yeah, it's interesting, he's only got like
18 songs or something like likeyou know okay.
Yeah, he don't have a ton ofshit, but then he's got heavy
like collabs with like really,really popular people.

Nick (43:58):
So speaking of heavy tracks, fucking shouting him out
hard.
And the Bond Vils is also verygood and they're also playing it
, robert, this year.

Dusty (44:06):
Are you a?
This is the year of this year.
No structure.

?? (44:11):
We were like fist fighting people in the crowd.

Nick (44:13):
She's also probably I brought in my taste, but I still
like all the same stuff.
He also.

Dusty (44:18):
I think was probably still in the closet.

Nick (44:20):
No, nothing.
Everything that's like 2012.

Dusty (44:24):
Everything's the fucking same.
It was the same shit, yeah.

?? (44:27):
You had a game store.
What was that?
How's that that?

Dusty (44:32):
two, two, two thousand 2011.

?? (44:34):
Yeah, 10 or 11.

Dusty (44:35):
Yeah, long fucking time.
That does not feel like wherewere you, mike?
Southern.
He pulls the mic.
I was in the middle of a civilwar.

Mike (44:46):
In Africa yeah.

Dusty (44:48):
Real fucking awesome.

Mike (44:49):
I want to hear more about this celebrated New Year's Eve
From that year on the roof of anembassy.

Dusty (44:57):
Where were you, rano, managing GameStop?

?? (45:00):
2011.
Corporate hell 11 was games.

Dusty (45:06):
Yeah, I know, because we fucking collabed.

Ryno (45:07):
Yeah.

Dusty (45:10):
We collabed on Madden tournaments.

Mike (45:13):
Madden tournaments clad.

Ryno (45:15):
Nicholas, where were you In?

Dusty (45:16):
2011.

Nick (45:17):
Yeah, at your gang store, at your store.

Mike (45:21):
Where was Kei in?

Dusty (45:22):
2011?
.
In the middle of a divorce.

Mike (45:27):
Monroe, probably in the hospital.

Dusty (45:29):
Monroe's, like yep 2011 hospital.

Ryno (45:33):
You know I hate the point of my life now where, like I had
kids the other day and he'slike fucking curing himself.

Dusty (45:42):
That's true.
He does not do that.
He drinks Mountain Dew like amotherfucker.
He made it.
He's allowed to.
He made it.

?? (45:50):
When you make it, you can act different.
You know what I'm saying.

Dusty (45:53):
That's what.
I was saying we didn't getbanned yet You're not going to,
it's just like you say it.
You're not going to as long asI'm talking.
You're not going to get banned,no, shut the fuck up.

?? (46:02):
I have a little buzz, though , Damn you know you get canceled
.

Ryno (46:09):
I work for myself.

?? (46:10):
Who's going to say, shit, I'm going to fire myself.
No, them chickens still got tobe fed.

Ryno (46:16):
We talking about he's more like the chickens depend on me.

?? (46:21):
He's more dependent on the chicken I cried yesterday.
I dropped him sheep off, dude,I can't believe it really.

Mike (46:28):
It's unbelievable, it's amazing.

Dusty (46:34):
It's impressive.

?? (46:35):
It's a while.

Dusty (46:37):
We're talking about it's.
It's impressive.
I really didn't know.

Ryno (46:42):
My son like they were talking about music and I was
trying to get the same thingover.
Eric wouldn't stop talking.

?? (46:46):
Yeah, that's what I mean, and here's the thing.
That's what I'm talking about.
Just let him fucking talk.

Ryno (46:51):
My kid looked at me and I started playing.
It was something on someSpotify playlist.
He's like oh you listen todivorce, dad rock.

Nick (46:57):
Yeah, I was like oh, fuck it, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

?? (47:01):
Good punch, hey put that, put that crew Right.
How boys have time to go.

Ryno (47:06):
I think his pop approach and they're like yep, that's
divorce.
And then I brought it to workthe next day.
Now everybody's dying and I hada whole conversation and I
don't know if Will listens tothis.
He's a guy, One of the guys onmy team.
He's like starts naming offevery band that I've enjoyed
over my lifetime.
He's like yep, that's divorce,dad rock.

?? (47:22):
Yeah, and I'm just like and Nickelbacks popular now.

Ryno (47:25):
People like yeah, they fuck with them.

Nick (47:26):
They're like wow.

?? (47:27):
They should.
You have a mud vein T shirt?
Yeah.

Ryno (47:33):
You have a mud vein T shirt.

?? (47:35):
Fuck off.
I wish I could have seen yourface on the air.
What are you?
Mud vein T shirt oh yeah.

Nick (47:45):
Listen when a man paints you a picture with words.

Ryno (47:48):
It's hard to not look at.
He nailed it, he nailed it, henailed it, he nailed it, he
nailed it, he nailed it, henailed it, he nailed it, he
nailed it, he nailed it henailed it, he nailed it.
They're like listening to musicfor 2011.

?? (47:58):
They've been listening to fireworks.

Nick (48:00):
Hell yeah, like the man fireworks.

Mike (48:02):
Yeah, hey Eric, could I ask a question?

?? (48:05):
Yeah, Ask.
Away baby.

Dusty (48:07):
Hey, dustin, yeah man, no , no, no, don't even worry about
it, I'm sorry.
Also, the Alan Ranch is it wasfine, until Eric started.

Mike (48:23):
He should really do it.
He should really do a betterjob of keeping his equipment in
shape for a show.

?? (48:29):
It ain't mine.
I brought a mic stand at him.

Mike (48:31):
This isn't your show.

?? (48:33):
I know.

Mike (48:34):
Right now it is.

Dusty (48:37):
Tell him it is fucking show you lied about that One
athlete I'm going to.

Ryno (48:43):
Get in the aisle.
Money is the fucking.

Dusty (48:46):
I'm sorry.

?? (48:47):
I'm going to throw it in here.

Mike (48:49):
I'm sorry.
Ok, my question is yes.

Nick (48:54):
So I'm sitting here with Caitlin Clark.

Mike (48:58):
If you were in the special ?
This is for everyone.
This is a group question.
I like this.
If you were in the specialOlympics, which event are you
confident you could win?
Hurdling which, which event areyou confident you would lose
Most of them?

Dusty (49:18):
Chop put.

Nick (49:21):
You could win it.

Mike (49:22):
You could win it, and what ?

Nick (49:22):
about lose.

Mike (49:23):
Everything else, all of the other ones.

Dusty (49:26):
All of the other ones.

Nick (49:28):
This is a really hard one to answer without saying
something that's not awful.

Mike (49:31):
We're still alive, we're good.

Nick (49:34):
Yeah.

Dusty (49:37):
Not be awful.
Hey, I just want you to knowthat I think there's a
misconception of the SpecialOlympics because, like Jamal,
charles was in it.

Nick (49:47):
Yeah, Was in the Special Olympics.

Ryno (49:51):
Jamal Charles is he's probably I mean he's, he's an
elite NFL runner-up.

Dusty (49:54):
He's an elite NFL runner-up like.

Ryno (49:55):
Rush for 2,000 yards.

Dusty (49:57):
I always say he's the Special Olympics because his IQ
is super low.

?? (50:00):
Once you explain it, it sounds worse.

Mike (50:03):
Have you ever seen the Special Olympics wrestling?

Nick (50:06):
No.

Mike (50:09):
Like.

?? (50:09):
Down syndrome kids wrestling .
I'm not being me, I probablycan't.
It's as impressive, hard asfuck.

Mike (50:18):
The Special Olympics aren't as good there are lots of
easy jokes to be made about theSpecial Olympics as a theory,
but when it comes down to theathletics of it, those kids are
generally better athletes than90 years ago.

?? (50:33):
That's why I said that my cousin used to go all the time
that's weird.

Dusty (50:38):
Shot put.
That's the only one I couldcome up with.
Shot put.

Mike (50:44):
We have football players get hurt all the time that go
out and do shot put because theythrow their shoulder.
It's just such an unnaturalmotion.

Dusty (50:52):
Yeah.

Mike (50:53):
That you hurt yourself because you go out in conflict.
What do you think, nick?

Nick (50:56):
What do you think, what I would?

Dusty (51:00):
win at.

Nick (51:02):
I think I said hurdling, but I don't think that is what I
think it is, because then Irealized that curling is what I
was thinking.

Mike (51:08):
Curling is a curler.

Nick (51:11):
I would probably be really good at golf.
I think that is a SpecialOlympics sport.

Ryno (51:17):
I think this is the long time we've ever been in here.
There is one in the gym.

Dusty (51:21):
I know I'm sorry.

Nick (51:23):
I want to go with this girl named Emily and her little
brother.
Her special needs that, George.
The big long George.
I remember following it onFacebook, which is why I think
golf I could be wrong.

Mike (51:35):
Let me poke a hole in what you are talking about.
Golf is about quicklyestimating distances.
Autism exists.
You are going to lose that shitquick.

Nick (51:44):
Those kids can be like oh, that is 346 yards, that is true
.
I wonder if he has specialinterests in golf.
I'm not letting Eric answer.
What did you say?

Dusty (51:55):
I'm not going to let Eric answer.
I don't want to touch this witha 10 for the pole Leave a
Vapence.

?? (52:01):
I'm not going to let Eric answer.
I'm not going to let Ericanswer.

Dusty (52:04):
I don't want to touch this with a 10, for the pole
Leave a Vapence Because we areall way fucking back at it.

Nick (52:13):
I can't take one because people don't stop dying and you
can't get PTO, so leave aVapence.

Dusty (52:20):
Yeah, I don't think they are either, and I don't think.

Nick (52:27):
I don't want to grow the almost what the fuck.

Ryno (52:32):
I know the answer, don't write it.

Dusty (52:36):
I know the answer.
Don't write it.
Turn the page so nobody seesthe joke on TikTok.
Oh my God.
I have found a YouTube channel.

Ryno (52:44):
I know you've said in the past that you have a lot of
respect for the dollar stress.

Dusty (52:47):
Brian wrote something down and showed it to me.

Ryno (52:49):
And there, so you need to check this out.
It's called yeah Mad TV andit's it's a dad joke game.
Two people sit down at a tableand they have a pre prepared
list.

Mike (53:01):
Yes, I have my family and if?

Ryno (53:03):
you make each other laugh, you have to take shots and
that's the first person to winand as they progressively go
along and get more shmammeredthe funnier it gets, because
they're they can't even get thisshit out of their mouth.

Mike (53:13):
The dude with the wrestlers nose.

Ryno (53:15):
He's one of my favorites.
There's the one that's the drugaddict or no, he was a drug
dealer, that was even better.

Dusty (53:23):
Yeah, hey, he's fucking making wave inside.

?? (53:27):
He's calling.
He's calling.
Still third base.
Now I was trying to interruptyou when we were talking with
our he's calling plays forOregon.

Nick (53:35):
But, I love you man, you got to check it out.
I didn't know those videos werelong format.
I thought they were just littleclips that I saw on TikTok.

Ryno (53:42):
Oh, they're like 25 minute long videos.

Nick (53:44):
Oh, that's, it, so that's great.

Dusty (53:46):
I always like to come back from a commercial after
like, after like.
What was that noise?
What just happened?
What did you do?

Ryno (53:54):
I'm open like six Siders and I apologize that everyone
that waited six weeks for so Ithink this is yeah, I apologize
and this is lit.

?? (54:03):
What are you talking?
About Um this is great.

Dusty (54:07):
I don't know what that was in the middle of the table.
It looked super weird.

Nick (54:10):
It's a vape, but it's a utility yeah it looks like
you're doing.

?? (54:15):
What is that got to go with it?

Nick (54:19):
It's not quite a whip it.

Dusty (54:21):
Poke it, I'm lost in it anyway.

?? (54:23):
So no, we just like I think this was a fucking the Joe's.
I shouldn't have been the JokerI'm serious 30 minutes ago.
If I hear another person go,Jared Litto what is good, as
Heath Ledger Shut the fuck up.

Nick (54:36):
What a.

?? (54:37):
Joker movie.

Ryno (54:37):
Are we back on the Joker?
No, but this is a real goodquestion Right.

Nick (54:42):
Barry Kjogan, the guy that's in Saltburn.

Ryno (54:43):
He's playing the.

Nick (54:44):
Joker in some kind of movie.
I watched that movie though.
Yeah, that was, I was there.
Yeah, barry.

?? (54:49):
Kjogan.

Mike (54:50):
Now I'm telling you, Saltburn must watch.

?? (54:53):
It's like midsummer's night dream.
Yeah, it's so good.
My favorite Shakespeare play.
It's in my top 10 movies ever.
No, I wouldn't go that far.

Nick (54:59):
It's for me.

Dusty (55:00):
It was horny.

?? (55:01):
It was a horny movie.

Dusty (55:04):
What do you think?
No, that's fucking not.

Nick (55:07):
I probably just said it's true, it's based on experience.

Mike (55:09):
No, what's?

?? (55:10):
up.
You can block it.
It's like midsummer night dreamI know they get in the shit.

Dusty (55:13):
Our listeners, if you fucking ask for it, you fucking
get it.
You get in the super show, youget in it.

Ryno (55:20):
And all fucking Listen.
This is what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you'retalking about.

?? (55:24):
I'm going to get some food.
You'll get some food, right, Igot so much salsa, baby, we got
enough people in this room, wedon't even have to fucking pause
.

Dusty (55:31):
We got enough people on the podcast that we don't even
have to pause when the fuckingco-host walks away.

Nick (55:37):
We're just fucking a bologna.

?? (55:39):
We could all walk away.
Now I've recorded how podcastI'm on.

Dusty (55:45):
We had nobody else's mic on, but here's the rest of them
have to show anyway.

?? (55:49):
I'm sorry, I love it.

Nick (55:51):
I think this podcast has been great so far.
My anxiety attack's almost over, so I'm back.

?? (55:56):
I kill for a new port.
I can't walk out.
I'd smoke a new port.
You could fucking walk outsideand smoke a new port.
I don't want to leave.
I'm having a blast.
I used to podcast every weekand now I don't.
I miss it sometimes.

Dusty (56:09):
You should fucking do it.
Yeah, everybody's, I'm farming.

?? (56:13):
Yeah, it's also a day one cook.

Nick (56:16):
Yeah.

Dusty (56:17):
Oh, I'm so proud of you.

?? (56:20):
Spicy salsa dip is delicious .
Hey, I ain't no regular bitch,no regular day.
I hate a lame bitch for class,you know.

Dusty (56:29):
Every regular bitch is a bitch, but not every bitch is a
regular bitch.
Hold up.
I can't speak it.
I don't know, she still makeshim a bitch.
Mike, use my mic.
Use my mic, put both our mouthson it.

?? (56:43):
You know that was my first time making it, though.

Nick (56:45):
We did a bomb-ass job the first time around.

Dusty (56:48):
No, my mom, I got a kid the first time.
I made Whoopie.

?? (56:52):
Wow, you know, it shocks me every time I see you that very
married you.
I swear she's a saint in Europe.
Seeing her.

Dusty (56:59):
God, You're fucking.
I'm like that went kind of hardon me.
That feels she's just.
It feels kind of mean.
No, I look at you know, I lookat no, no if you want to know
something funny when I was a kid.

?? (57:12):
I wrote a paper once about Dusty.

Nick (57:14):
Did you really?

?? (57:14):
Yeah, and I loved Dusty.
He knows I do.
But Bree's just such a kindindividual it doesn't make no
sense.

Nick (57:22):
That's true.
What the?

Dusty (57:22):
fuck is the kind.
She's a kind like a.

?? (57:24):
I don't fuck An asshole, All my friends over at my fucking
house and they're all assholesand we're all assholes, and
we're all assholes, you and.

Nick (57:30):
Bree are like the Appalachian jelly roll and bunny
.

?? (57:33):
She's the sweetest human in the world.

Nick (57:35):
Like I've never.

?? (57:36):
No, I swear, Bree's the best in the number of reasons.
Jelly roll that country rapper,he looks like yeah, that's me,
I don't know I just been onTikTok too much, yeah me too, I
love TikTok.
I have 5,000 followers and theytalk to me and like watch my
lives and shit.

(57:57):
I'm scared to go live Now.
Going live is great.
I told you I made two bucksalready putting a pig fence up.
You were drinking this poison.

Nick (58:04):
Well, my friend Brandy made like 1500 bucks last month
and she goes on there and doesthose battles or whatever.
Oh, yeah, and I don'tunderstand why people give you
money.

?? (58:11):
It don't make no sense, dude .
I don't get it.
You got a lot of it, but I'lltake it.
Yeah, I'll take it too.

Nick (58:16):
You can't take a leave of absence from that job, but you
fucking here's the thing right.

?? (58:20):
I'm very privileged.
I'm a Nepo, baby Sweet fuck anda trust phone kid, it's just
like.

Dusty (58:27):
Yes, no, that's a fuck.
I can't fucking.

?? (58:31):
I'm just saying like I can take a leave of absence from
that job.

Nick (58:34):
No, he got lots of bucks.
I can't take a leave of absencefrom that job.

?? (58:37):
I can't take a leave of absence from that job.
Fuck free, fuck free, dude.
I had a house and a farm and atrust.

Nick (58:42):
This is my favorite thing, and I was raised on a farm.

?? (58:44):
Every happened once my definition.
We're still talking about that.
We're still talking about that.

Nick (58:48):
This sounds like a lifetime movie and it's fucking
awesome.
No.

Ryno (58:51):
I live a lifetime movie.
My cast too, but like, not inthis country.

Nick (58:57):
I live in this country.
No, it was Africa.
Fuck your dog.
No, we're just waiting for it.

?? (59:00):
It don't matter yeah we're fucking talking about it.
Give me a brief summary of what.
In five words, tell me what youwere talking about what the
fuck?

Mike (59:07):
We were talking about farming.
I made the joke.
I made the joke that I was atrust phone.

?? (59:13):
Nepo, baby, it was a joke.
I heard that.
That's what made me go what the?
Fuck, how did we get to?
I'm a trust phone, nepo, baby.
It's a joke because it's true.

Nick (59:19):
I'm a trust.
Phone Nepo baby, I'm a trustphone Nepo baby.

Dusty (59:21):
I'm a trust phone, nepo baby.
I'm a trust phone, nepo baby.
I'm a trust phone, nepo baby.

?? (59:24):
It's a joke because it's true, but it's not because like.
I wish there had been money init, but there was like 60 acres.

Nick (59:31):
Boys.
How good is that?
This is the fucking.
I don't know how you guys dothis.

Ryno (59:35):
He covered a piece of pizza.

?? (59:36):
He asked some other new Y'all acting, Y'all acting.
I love you so much, baby.

Dusty (59:40):
But there's a reason he asked to cook that fucking good
it's so good, what's the reasonwe?
Fucking, you, fucking,laser-eyed.
I will kill you.
That's all it's gonna do.
Oh, that's what we get as aband.

Mike (59:55):
That's a lifetime friendship right there.

?? (01:00:00):
Seriously, though, why do I have nothing to do with it?

Dusty (01:00:03):
Nope nope, nope.
One of the hosts talk, listen Igave up.

Ryno (01:00:08):
Man, I'm starting over here Tell him how good the salsa
I made.
Now my job is cooking.

Mike (01:00:12):
How good is the salsa Rino's band.

Dusty (01:00:14):
That's my job Rino has been doing this for a long time,
and that's my job.
Rino has banned himself fromthe podcast and he's only eating
salsa.

?? (01:00:23):
No, Ryan, Ryan, my job is cooking.
How good is that salsa.

Mike (01:00:26):
I tried it is.
It's fine.

?? (01:00:29):
Like what is it?
Is it creamy?
Is it spicy?
Is it sweet?
What is it?

Ryno (01:00:33):
Tell me.
Describe it with words.
I feel uncomfortable sayingcreamy after you said it Is it
moist?
It's moist yeah.

Dusty (01:00:40):
I wasn't sure.

Ryno (01:00:42):
Very damp when we were.

Dusty (01:00:45):
Lean in and chew.
This is Lean in and chew.
Lean in and chew.
Unpaid lunch the Unpaid LunchPodcast.
First ever super show.

?? (01:00:53):
I think this should be the regular no Fuck.

Dusty (01:00:57):
I wouldn't do this again if it earned a million dollars.
I love it, I mean why I mean.

?? (01:01:03):
I'm being a winner.

Dusty (01:01:04):
I'm being a winner, that's if you dick on camera for
a million dollars.
Why are you doing?

?? (01:01:09):
that Probably a lot less.
Yup.

Dusty (01:01:12):
Yeah, that number's honestly a little high.
I feel, suspicious A little,you're trying to.

Ryno (01:01:17):
You're trying to cry.
You're trying to cry, you'retrying to cry.

Dusty (01:01:21):
Yeah, that number, that number seems scammy.

Ryno (01:01:23):
That's like a number that.
That's the second time tonightI've seen one of y'all crying.

Dusty (01:01:27):
When you knew I could not do it for a number.
Why lower than that?

?? (01:01:30):
You know, I brought 12 beers a night and there's four left
and Mike drank two.
Yeah, we're one of them.

Dusty (01:01:36):
You need another baby.
Nobody's surprised by that.

?? (01:01:39):
Hey, hey, you earned a good content.
You can clip his shit up.

Ryno (01:01:43):
I don't remember being a brat.

Nick (01:01:45):
He clipped his shit up and put it on a chin tuck.
But then it ain't got to dude,it's gone.
What?

?? (01:01:50):
the fuck, yes, it fucking everybody at the song you can't
keep that hate in the kitchenand get the fuck out, get the
fuck out.

Dusty (01:02:02):
Listen, listen, remember that time I love you?

Ryno (01:02:05):
Do we gag in time?
I'm gonna put him somewhere.
No, I'll be in too.
I know that you can.

Dusty (01:02:08):
No, it's fucking.
Don't gag in time.
He likes that.
I don't Give him what it was.

Mike (01:02:16):
I don't like to be gagged.
What is gagging?

?? (01:02:19):
What's it called when you're Shit?

Dusty (01:02:23):
Sorry, I never heard that Never experienced that.

Nick (01:02:27):
No, the definition of that .
Don't know that word, don'tknow her, oh man.

?? (01:02:34):
No, I'm pretty, Start screaming.

Ryno (01:02:36):
Is it screaming?
Are you not entertained?

Dusty (01:02:38):
No one's here, are you not?

?? (01:02:39):
entertained.
I'm young.

Ryno (01:02:41):
I'll say oh for screaming career no.

Dusty (01:02:44):
God, I feel like everybody is we're gonna get the
worst rating.
No, what are you talking?

?? (01:02:49):
about.
This is great.
Clip it up and put it on TikTok, you can get all kinds of views
.

Dusty (01:02:56):
How often are we in the red?
Is it like every time somebodytalks is like maxed out
frequencies?

?? (01:03:02):
It's gonna take you a week, you gotta turn it down if you do
that, you turn them down.

Dusty (01:03:07):
Have you listened to us, bro?
Right?
Sometimes we're like this.
I like to have a bro counter onthem Like this show
specifically.
Can we do?

Ryno (01:03:13):
like a TikTok thing that just has a bro counter on Eric
Bro Bro.

?? (01:03:18):
Bro, bro, how good is that salsa.

Dusty (01:03:21):
God damn it's more.

?? (01:03:22):
How good was enchilada.

Dusty (01:03:24):
Enchilada.

?? (01:03:25):
Enchilada suíces.
Enchilada lachom hey they ain'tmany things I can do.
I parked at Danny Cancer.
No, you did.
No, you fucking did.
I did Shut the fuck up.

Ryno (01:03:36):
I told you I was a little too dead.

Dusty (01:03:38):
You're an idiot.
I'm so stupid, it's the dumbestthing.
Did you go right here to thesehouses on the end?

?? (01:03:43):
Yeah, I just parked out here , no Dude, you can park up the
street what you can park infront of me.
I'm talking about parking outhere.

Ryno (01:03:50):
The fucking crackheads up the road got mad.

?? (01:03:52):
Are they crackheads or are they just, yeah, a trick, chill,
right, I'm behind the backs ofthe hall.

Ryno (01:03:57):
Mark it time down.
For me, that's right.

Dusty (01:03:59):
Hey Ryan.

Mike (01:04:00):
If you're, I was about to make a joke about you parking at
Danny Cancer.
If you're, this is your little.

?? (01:04:05):
I'm just super show.
If you're helping, don't do alittle bit of drugs, thanks for
tuning in.
No, let's keep going.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
This is a Joe Rogan episode.
Let it run.

Ryno (01:04:16):
Let it run, dude.
What are you doing?

?? (01:04:19):
What are you doing?
Let it run.

Nick (01:04:21):
Let it run.
I mean, can we take a?

?? (01:04:22):
break and smoke a cigarette, but let's come back.

Ryno (01:04:24):
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying I'll take thisHang out.
You go ahead and go smoke acigarette.

?? (01:04:27):
No, let's hang out.
I'm talking about hanging out.

Dusty (01:04:29):
Let's take it All right.
We're going to take a pause.
Let's go Tune in next week tohear the end to all this chaos.