urbanNictionary
Official Podcast For urbanNictionary
Episodes
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes long-time Northwest Arkansas resident & bartender Chris Gray to s37a today. There's no further description because this show was off the rails before it even began. Join them and their redneck craft service table full of cronuts and potato salad as they realize their paths crossed more than they knew. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Why do I always have to clean up the party afterwrds? -...
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest clearly wasn't done with her BS as she takes what I said and runs with it all the way to the ice cream store. Welcome to this Non-FroYo and VERY lactose intolerent episode of urbanNictionary. You were warned. -Phil "I Can't Eat Ice Cream" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest takes the stage in a fit of laughter but the laughs don't stop there. Don't miss this laughter-packed, nudie pic-admitting episode (and where the pics are at currently) of urbanNictionary. Pics are safe in my possession and WILL be sold to the highest bidder on 2/30/25. -Phil "A Dolla Makes Me Holla" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest veers off course with this serious episode of urbanNictionary. Nic- You are loved by many, especially me. Pass it on but change the first name. - Phil Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues to struggle with her past, current and future political decisions: Will she run for President? Won't She? Those things remain as negative as her outlook for a peaceful internal resolution in today's tumultuous political climate. Welcome to this never-ending debate about the debate that made time....and Biden...stand still. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Listen. She's actually mo...
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest suddenly comes into a complete WINDFALL of $$$$ after her daddy died. Find out what refusing to kiss his ass cost her. And why LA and MS need lots of lip balm. Seriously. Blistex should sponsor them. Welcome to this filthy rich edition of urbanNictionary. Can I call YOU daddy now? -Phil "But I'm Pretty So I Should Be A Kept Producer" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gives a major life update. Someone died, and she couldn't care less. Or could care less, whichever one of those is the lesser is the one she cares. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Come here baby girl I'm your daddy now. -Phil "Natty Daddy" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Shawna, our resident Pagan and warm, warm lap to s37a today. It seems Nic has something stuck in her political craw and is asking for help to guide her way through another election year. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want to be stuck deep inside a craw someday. - Phil "CrawCraw Like An ALDI Shopper" Lawrence
Your FANCY Hostess-With-The-Almostest channels her inner Iggy Azalea today as she discusses the various in-laws she's had during her lifetime, and even talks about the ones she HASN'T had. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I will legitimately pay top dollar to a couple who wants to pretend to be Nic's 5th set of in-laws but you have to pretend to be my parents. -Phil "I Think I Wanna Marry Her...Bruno Mars Style" La...
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Brad Durham to s37a today as they discuss Donald Trump being convicted on 34 felonies. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Dear Nic: If I pay you hush money, will you be my Stormy? -Phil "I'd Throw My Pudding For You In The Chow Line" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest plumps up this episode with plumped-up lips and an overly-plumped up backside as she settles into the studio throne at Studio 37a today. She gives an update on her recent cosmetic enhancements, raves some more about that magical GGPS and then discusses a shocking conversation she overheard this morning. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to shock her overly-plump backside THEN feed her Green Go...
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest struts her "Pretty Girl Walk" down the Catty-AF-Walk as she reviews her latest cosmetic procedures and grosses out everyone in s37a as she reveals her 2 newest catchphrases. Warning: There Is No Warning. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to catch her phrase but only in a dirty way. -Phil "I Needed A Catchphrase But Only Caught The Crabs" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks it up a notch on todays show and unknowingly and unwittingly displays another talent she didn't know she possessed: Chops. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She's really going to unalive me for this one. -Phil "But I'm Her Agent" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks today about the time she was canceled before she even got started...and what life lesson she learned from it. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to cancel her sexual dry spell but she yelled at me when I doused her with Gatorade a la the coach at a SuperBowl win. -Phil "Tackle Me With A Spatula" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off her black rainboots and hosts her first show of her very own 47th year of life. On todays episode, Nic discusses what it's like doing business in a positive podcast world versus a toxic radio world. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Can we get the A/C on in this biznatch? -Phil "It Got Hot In Hurrrrr A Long Time Ago" Lawrence
Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest fills a fishbowl full of fruit punch and PGA as she strolls down memory lane and honors the man who helped create her stage presence: The Late John Justis. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I met John one time at a concert he put on at that club. I didn't work with Nic at that time but went to see this show. I fell in love with her there and never fell out of love with her. -Phil "I Never Even Tol...
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