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The wheels have touched down in Japan, and our grand adventure has officially begun! Duke's already a week deep into Japanese culture, surviving the initial jet lag battle and diving headfirst into culinary experiences ranging from traditional sushi and ramen to mysterious street food that was "probably octopus" (with zero regrets). Meanwhile, Jack, his wife, two daught...

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Step into our first-ever international podcast as we broadcast live from Japan! Duke takes us on a vivid journey through his first week exploring the Land of the Rising Sun, sharing authentic experiences that go far beyond typical tourist tales.

From navigating the organized chaos of Japanese customs (complete with an unfortunate child getting sick in the queue) to the sublim...

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The countdown to Japan has officially begun! After a full year of planning, our trip to the Land of the Rising Sun is just days away, and this episode captures all the excitement, nerves, and final preparations before we embark on this long-awaited adventure.

We kick things off with a fascinating deep dive into Japanese culture, particularly the country's unique approach...

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Take a journey with us through a weekend filled with Star Wars delights, Disney adventures, and travel planning as we catch up on our latest escapades. Jack leads us through his whirlwind day at Disneyland's Season of the Force celebrations, bringing us along for his quest to capture the coveted Death Star popcorn bucket and other limited-edition Star Wars collectibles. His vivid...

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Ever wonder what it's like to eavesdrop on three friends with zero filters and boundless opinions? Welcome to our raw, unscripted journey through pop culture, politics, and personal stories that will have you laughing, nodding in agreement, and occasionally questioning our sanity.

This week, we're diving headfirst into Hollywood's box office woes, specifically ...

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The countdown to Star Wars Celebration Japan has officially begun, and our trio is buzzing with anticipation as they dive into the newly-released schedule. With just two months remaining before their journey to Japan, they meticulously analyze each day's offerings, weighing the value of panels against precious time in the merchandise store.

After spending time catching u...

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From cassette Walkmans to Japanese adventures, this week's episode takes us on a journey spanning decades and continents. We kick off with tales of Colorado's schizophrenic weather patterns and the allergies they're triggering before diving into our upcoming Japan expedition. One of us shares details about visiting ninja museums outside Kyoto and the complications of bu...

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Join us as we kick off season two with a nostalgic dive into our favorite 90s films! In this lively episode, we explore the dynamic movies that shaped our childhoods, sparking laughter and reflection. Each host presents their personal top picks, leading to spirited debates about what makes a film timeless. From action-packed classics like "Terminator 2" to heartwarming tales...

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Join us as we celebrate a full year of podcasting with a look back at our incredible journey! Throughout this episode, we reflect on the laughter, shared experiences, and learning moments that have defined our show. We've tackled an array of topics that touched on pop culture, life stories, and everything in between, creating an engaging conversationscape for our audience. 
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What happens when you mix the latest Marvel blockbuster, a whirlwind trip to Disneyland, and hilarious lice stories? You get a podcast episode that's packed with laughter, nostalgia, and some pretty unexpected twists. Join us as we swap tales from the chaotic Disneyland visit, where dance competitions and lunar new year festivities collided with our quest for the perfect dumpling...

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What happens when Kansas City's offense hits a wall, and Patrick Mahomes faces one of his toughest games yet? We break down the Super Bowl showdown with the Eagles and explore the moments that left Kansas City fans cringing and Eagles fans celebrating. From coaching decisions (or lack thereof) to questionable officiating, we leave no stone unturned while also throwing in some hum...

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Ever found yourself drooling over the thought of a Wendy's Frosty or an elusive Heath Blizzard? You're not alone! We kick off today's episode by reminiscing about our favorite dessert cravings, poking fun at the scarcity of some beloved fast-food joints, and laughing at Lew's minimalist seasoning style that sparked a flurry of culinary jokes. From the surprising cl...

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Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining episode as we take a trip down memory lane with a nostalgic look at the classic comedy "Wayne's World." Join us as we reminisce about the quirky humor of the film and debate whether its jokes still hold up today. From there, we dive into the whimsical world of Airbnb experiences, sharing our personal stories of staying in house...

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Ever found yourself torn between a superhero film's CGI overdose and the nostalgia of 80s cartoons? Lou's adventures might start in the emergency room, but they quickly head into the realm of animated nostalgia and the weekend's football highlights. From touching tributes in the movie "Mufasa" to pondering how voice actors from Adult Swim shaped our love for s...

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Could you imagine rooting for a completely different NFL team once your favorites are out of the playoffs? We kick things off with a passionate discussion about shifting loyalties and how personal ties can influence our choices—perhaps the Bills or Vikings might become your new temporary favorites! Our chat takes an unexpected twist as we navigate the world of game ticket resales and ...

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Can the rollercoaster that is the NFL season ever truly be captured in one conversation? This episode kicks off with a bold exploration of the highs and lows surrounding the end of the regular season, particularly zeroing in on the Raiders' tumultuous journey and their significant 1,000th home game. We get real about the fan experience and the looming cloud of coaching changes, w...

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Ever wondered why marzipan is shaped like pigs? Or how gifting Kendrick Lamar tickets could spark unexpected teenage joy? Kick off the holiday spirit with us as we share laugh-out-loud moments, from ear fetishes to holiday scheduling mishaps. The festive chaos of gift-giving gets us musing about the joys of spoiling loved ones while indulging in delightful self-care along the way. Joi...

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Ever wondered what would happen if we could shuffle around holiday dates to suit our long weekend cravings? We kick off with a spirited debate about reimagining the timing of Christmas, Independence Day, and Halloween, wrapping it with a humorous look at Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, and Hanukkah's overlapping chaos. With popcorn and laughter in tow, we explore recent box office surprises...

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Ever mixed up Cliff Notes with Sparknotes while cramming for exams? We have, and trust us, it’s led to some hilariously unplanned Einstein diversions. This episode kicks off with a rollicking chat about podcasting with friends, cultural shifts in comedy, and whimsical debates on whether Jude Law could outshine zombies, all peppered with our unabashed love for "Blazing Saddles.&qu...