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September 1, 2023 • 13 mins

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Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out.

For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!

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