May 27, 2025 • 66 mins
It’s May, but Joyhdae and Ryan are dressed like it’s January—and blaming Trump (kind of). This week, the Virgo Season Show delivers another hilarious and chaotic episode where nothing stays on track, and everything is fair game.
We’re talking unexpected weather shifts, concert outfit emergencies, and why Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour has fans rethinking their entire wardrobe strategy. Joyhdae comes through with Virgo-level preparation, while Ryan makes a bold style move that might break the internet. Or at least his own Instagram.
Ryan also introduces a brand new game that flips the script—literally. It has Joyhdae shook and you’re going to want to join in on this one.
From there, it gets even wilder. Joe Biden’s health makes headlines and sparks a much-needed conversation. Chris Brown finds himself in hot water overseas. And let’s just say some inmates in Louisiana had a very productive week—with results no one saw coming.
We’re also breaking down a new bill that just passed the House, and while it’s being branded as “big and beautiful,” the details have us side-eyeing everything.
And yes, we touch on an apology that missed the mark—and might’ve made things worse. Spoiler: it’s giving “you should’ve said nothing.”
Oh, and the dad jokes? Still corny. Still hilarious. Still happening.
Like, comment, and subscribe to catch the full ride—from jokes to jaw-drops. And don’t forget to tell us your take on Ryan’s new game, the prison break plot twist, or whether you’d brave Cowboy Carter weather just to get the look off.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:05 Frozen
01:18 Beyonce vs Mother Nature
03:46 What's The Deal?
06:11 Welcome
06:49 Step It Up!
07:55 Game: Black or White
12:35 Class of 2025
12:49 Joe Biden's Diagnosis
15:55 Chris Brown "Freed"
17:52 Ryan's Clapback
20:08 Forever
22:47 Joyhdae's Type
25:17 Forever More
29:47 Sesame Street
30:46 Tweety Bird
32:49 Prison Break
33:13 WTH?!
35:14 Prison Break Continued
42:39 "Big Beautiful Bill"
50:09 Joyhdae Comes For Ritchie Torres
52:09 Bieber Dreams
59:39 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:04:05 Find Us On All The Things!
01:05:15 One More For The Road...
01:05:41 Credits
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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(00:01):
Today, Ryan season. Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost snipping.
The reason I started singing that song is because Mother
Nature has lost her ever loving mind.
Why is it why why why is it May and I still have on winter
(00:25):
clothing? Yo, my hoodie is all up over my
hat, over my head because like, I don't know why I'm freezing my
balls. OK, Sorry, it's too early for
that. I'm freezing in this house.
Freezing. I don't know what Donald J Trump
has done to Mother Nature, but she is not fooling with us.
OK, what? Is this, I don't have a
(00:47):
mortgage, so I got to go according to the people.
And it was like we don't got to give you heat now it's me.
We don't got to give you the heat.
Frozen. Frozen.
Like don't make no sense. Don't make no good sense, OK Out
here celebrating Thanksgiving like weather in May, girl.
(01:08):
Yeah, yeah. Speaking of which, Speaking of
which, I know we probably weren't supposed to go straight
into this, but here we are. We're here already.
I know a lot of people that are pissed off today we're
recording. It's Friday, May 23rd, tomorrow
is May 24th, the day, the day that we get to get the queen to
(01:30):
grace our presence in in in our neck of the woods, our neck of
the woods. We're going to the Beyoncé
concept, we're going to Cowboy Kartos.
We're going. We're going, we're going, we're
going. I know a lot of people are
pissed off because they already had the outfits ready and
because it's Memorial Day weekend.
It was like, oh, unofficial start to the summer.
I got my outfit ready and they piss.
(01:51):
They piss. It's cold, Yeah.
Mother Nature, See, This is why I love being a Virgo, because my
outfit was good regardless. See what I'm saying?
So I'm gonna get my look off regardless, because what I don't
do is I don't get, I don't startshedding layers for real until
probably like the end of June, because that's when I know
(02:13):
Mother Nature be in her bag withthe heat wave, you know what I
mean? So my outfit I've been good.
Sorry to sorry to those people who weren't but we good over
Chia. We good over Chia.
I pulled off an outfit that I never thought I would wear, but
it's giving vibes. It's giving vibes and it's going
to be interesting to see. I'm going to post a picture
(02:35):
finally on my Instagram for y'all to see.
But yeah, it's it's. 87 years. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about
it. And I was like, alright, I'm
going to have to put a coat overthis outfit to ruin it.
But then I realized couple months ago I bought a coat that
can go with the outfit. I was like.
Here we are. There you go.
(02:57):
The good thing is we don't get rain tomorrow.
It's going to be cloudy. The high is not.
As you know, we're not getting an 80° night, but we're not
getting rain. We'll be comfortable and that's
all I'm about as long as I'm comfortable.
Listen, it rained for the Renaissance tour when I went,
and then right before the concert started, Beyoncé said
let there be sun and then there was a rainbow over the state.
(03:19):
So you know. I'm not worried.
I expect tropical weather tomorrow.
Because listen. Just like I will not do, I will
not do the cold SO. Which I'm not going to do is
mess up this tour and I for one,I'm ready, OK, I'm ready.
The final part to my outfit cametoday.
OK. Go time.
I'm not getting out my bed tomorrow until it's time to get
(03:42):
dressed and you know it is what it is.
I'm ready. Listen, I, I went to a friend's
restaurant, shout out to Shawnee's house, the best soul
food in Staten Island. I actually crossed the bridge to
go over there. So I went in there and the
employee, the employee was like he was finding it very, very
hard to believe that I was the age that I am and I'm about to
(04:05):
turn, you know, 40. I was coming from the gym.
So I was in my Adidas bag. He was convinced, convinced just
like most of the people in my life that I have an Adidas deal.
So I'm just, I'm just saying I'mjust putting it out there.
Just putting it out there. If y'all want to sponsor your
bro. Not him, first of all.
Not him in his full Adidas fit right now.
Yes. Let me tell you what's going to
(04:26):
really grind my gears. But not really.
I'll be on social media every God damn day, tap dancing.
OK, Ryan, gonna pop out one timeand then Adidas fit.
Next thing I know, I'm gonna seebrand sponsorship, Ryan and
Adidas. And I would be like, you know
what? I'm ready.
Good for him. I'm not even mad at it.
I'm not even to the point, though, that you just made.
(04:49):
We had a happy hour this week atwork that I coordinated against
my better judgement. And somebody had asked me how
old I was and I told them and mycolleagues were all
flabbergasted like Oh my God, are you serious?
And I was like, yes, I keep telling y'all I'm old.
I don't know why I keep thinkingI'm lying when I tell you I'm
older than y'all. Like seriously?
Anyway, one girl was like, I could have sworn you were 31.
(05:11):
Why? This hating ass colleague said
you don't look your age but you definitely don't look 31 now.
Old today wanted to say to say colleague because we're the same
age. She's a year older than me.
I wanted to say to her, but see the difference between you and I
is that you look your age. I don't so regardless we are not
(05:35):
the same. But I didn't.
I just let her have her hate andass moment because I didn't.
You asked me how old I was. I don't walk around telling
people I look good for my age. I just mind my black, beautiful,
untracked business. I've been learning a lot of
slang from the young people because, you know, I got a 6th
grader, so I got to, I got to stay in tune with the things.
So what my daughter would say was she clocked it.
(05:58):
Clocked it. How?
How have y'all do it? It's one, it's one of these
fingers. But yeah, clocked.
You got clocked. That's all right.
She looked every bit of however old she thought she was.
Anyway, welcome back to Virgo season y'all.
Word word, word word. Word.
Petty. Well, I'm petty.
Mine is emotionally intelligent.I'm not.
(06:19):
I'm getting there. Yeah, we still I choose not to.
I can be. He's had moments.
I don't know if you go back, there's been some episodes
because let me say something, a couple episodes back he said
we'd be battling the brain. And then we end up with a bunch
of Kanye's and I have been unwell ever since.
So all right, that was the gorilla, the silverback
(06:40):
conversation. That's the episode Guerrilla
Warfare if you want to hear because I died, but continue.
Came back today so I just found out today that they added a new
a new category to the Golden Globes it's for podcasts and I'm
going to tell you right now today I'm going to need you to
(07:02):
step it up because we got to I'mgoing to need you to step it up
I'm. Not I'm going to need you to
step it up, Sir. I I don't work well under
pressure. Grand opening.
Grand closing. Stop lying.
Virgos work well under pressure.Now we got to put that on our
vision board, the little podcastthat could and all of a sudden,
(07:24):
could you imagine it was the Sleeper Unknown podcast that
went to the you. Went to the gym, you in the gym,
you got to show more skin than the shoulder.
You got to show more now. Like that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, but look at it.
What is wrong with this girl? Oh my.
God sexy and it don't matter what side like.
(07:46):
Oh God, here we go. Started her up, I started her up
all. Right all.
Right. Just just.
Yeah. Anyway, anyway, we moving.
We moving slowly. Moving.
Yeah, we moving. I got a game.
I got a OK submission from Randy, one of our older
listeners, not older as an oldenage, but like you know, he.
Means like a listener from yeah.Yeah, this game tentatively,
(08:10):
tentatively called Black and white, black and white, black
and white. OK, OK all.
Right, so the premise of this isthat black slang is just white
phrases, but in reverse. OK.
So. I'm already tickled, OK?
(08:33):
So so here's. Here's an example.
Here's an example. OK, the white folks will say
don't start. Black folks keep on you get you
get. That was the easy one.
I I did it. So what I'm going to do is I'm
going to, I'm going to list the white folk talk, OK?
(08:55):
And you're going to say it the way that they think that the
black folk would say it. OK, alright.
I got a few of. These.
I got a few of these but I thinkthis could keep going forever.
So if y'all have examples of this, please, you know, hit the
comments down below, send us an e-mail virgoseasonshow@gmail.com
(09:15):
one or the other something. DM her whatever you.
Know. Because I barely, I barely will,
I barely read my DM. So yeah, DM her.
Yeah. OK, DMV.
We don't be online. All right, here's the first one.
White folks. Sure I'm up for it.
Black folks. I'm down.
(09:36):
Yeah, I'm down. All right, there you go.
Next one, next one, white folks.You got the wrong one, pal.
You got the right 1 today. You got the right 1 today.
You even hit the Today part. Oh, that's great.
I got it. But I didn't get the Today part.
All right, cool. All right, cool white folks.
(09:57):
All right, everyone, let's roll black, folks.
Be out. It's remember we're doing the
opposite. Let's roll.
All right, everyone, let's roll.I don't know this one.
All right y'all, let's bounce. You know.
(10:24):
I thought this was great. I was like, I got to do this.
I got. To do this, let's bounce.
Hilarious. White folks, Who are you talking
to? Black folks.
I know you're not talking to me.You.
Ain't talking to me. Yeah, Pretty.
Good 'cause I love asking somebody that question, I know.
(10:46):
OK, white folks, are you serious?
Not serious. Black folks, I know you fucking
lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
You fucking lying. White folks, white folks, I'm
calling the police. Black folks.
(11:07):
Call the police. Call them.
You know what's crazy is I've had that said to me like
unironically, and I just remember being like, Oh yeah,
no, you're not. You're not all here.
Somebody leave you alone? Right, right, right, right,
right. Let me see, white folks.
(11:28):
Oh great heavens. Oh hell no.
Black folks, what the hell? What the helly?
What the hellyante? I think I got one more.
I just, I, I wasn't organized today.
I don't know why. Alright, that's it.
That's it. That was that was black or
(11:53):
white, black or white, black, black or white.
So wait, before we started you said if you have any phrases or
whatever like you can submit your own.
We have quite a few white listeners, so that was a call
out to you specifically. Hit us with some of your
favorite phrases that you like to say.
And we'll hit you with the. Black equivalent.
(12:15):
OK, We appreciate you. Thanks.
Oh, gosh, Mary, don't kill me, please.
Thanks. All right, that was the first.
Person that gave the vibe because she's still mad about
that Subaru. Oh man.
Before we get started, first shout out to all the graduates
(12:36):
of 2025 is graduation season. It is so like, good luck to
y'all. Shout out to y'all move the
world. Keeping it serious really
quickly because I don't want to belabor this.
President Joe Biden had a cancerdiagnosis this week.
He's 82. He's been diagnosed with an
aggressive metastatic. Metastasized.
(12:57):
Thank you because I looked at itlike what did I type in
metastatic? There you go.
Prostate, prostate. Prostate cancer.
OK, prostate cancer. You can do it.
You can do it. You would think that I'm not,
you know, And it's not the earlystage kind.
He's on the Gleason Score 9, which is about as serious as it
(13:20):
can get, and it's already spreadto his bones.
But the good news is it's hormone sensitive, which means
it can be treated. So hormone therapy for him could
be helpful with managing it for the next couple of years.
Joe being Joe has been, you know, he's worried more about us
and just saying we we weather the bad times, like don't worry
about it. We got this.
(13:41):
For once in his life, Donald Trump said something nice and
didn't follow that up with anything sarcastic.
I'm not going to really give himtoo much on that because I'm.
Sure he didn't write it. I didn't even but you know,
shout out to other not shout outbut keep Joe Biden in your
thoughts and prayers. 82 cancer has ravaged his family.
(14:03):
He lost his son both the type ofcancer.
Crazy ass, tragic ass like, but you know, he's still, he's still
still was president and still very rich and you know stuff.
So you know, good for the man, man live the life so.
As President Obama has said, like, no one has done as much as
a politician for Cancer Researchas Joe Biden, especially during
(14:24):
the Obama years. So, like, let's hope that, you
know, no good deed goes unpunished.
Is that how it goes? Is that a good thing?
We got to do a game like, I mean, or maybe have a
conversation about some of thesesayings that we've had that
we've been saying over the yearsthat we may not have given much
thought to, you know, but. Yeah.
(14:45):
No, if that's a bad thing, that's not what I mean.
I mean the good, the good side of that, OK.
Like you know how devastated I was when I realized that bless
your heart wasn't a good thing? Oh yeah, bless.
Your heart or bless his heart orwhatever like I.
Bless your heart. Listen, I it took me until a big
(15:05):
age of like maybe 30 something to know that that wasn't a good.
You know why? Because Southern people are so
sweet nasty that you really sat there.
Like, you really sat there. Like, yes, like, bless my heart.
And they was really over here calling upon the ancestors to
come ravish your house, because why are you playing?
With me similar, similar to thatplantation, similar to that
(15:27):
plantation that. Plantation gone and I thought I
heard. I didn't look into it, but I
heard like some other a couple of other places have burned down
since like I know there was a fire like a Jacksonville airport
and apparently like that airporthad been built on either like
former slave grounds or plantation or something like
(15:47):
that. And there was some other place
that so the ancestors are they said 400 years is that gig is up
and not so good news for you. Chris Brown is out on bail.
And I guess I'm going to this show cause they ain't gonna give
me my money back. Damn it, the tour is still
(16:09):
happening. He was just released from, well,
not just released, but he was released the other day from Auk
prison or jail. Excuse me, after posting $6.7
million in bail, he does have togo to trial still, right?
The judge had he did have to surrender his passport.
(16:29):
Unless he's on tour, he has to stay away from the victim in the
club and he has to be back in court June 20th, right between
two shows, one in Cardiff and one in London.
So as of right now, I mean, listen, it's Chris Brown.
He's not known to be the smartest, the sharpest tool in
the shade or the brightest crayon in the box.
If he doesn't mess up, the tour happens.
(16:51):
If he's so much as blinks at somebody wrong and the judge
feels like he's being out of order, he's right back in jail.
So. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's
pretty intense because it's likehe has to surrender his passport
in a country that does not belong to him.
And so it's, so, it's so weird because it's like he can go to
(17:13):
different places with the passport, but somebody else has
to hang on to the passport and when he's not using it, they got
to return it back to London or or, or Manchester or wherever it
is. It's not crazy, crazy situation.
Yes, to keep a residence during this time being in.
There in Manchester, in Wow in the UK.
(17:33):
Wow, Interesting. It's not like he could come home
and be like, wow, at least not until at least until after the
trial date and all that other stuff, you know, I mean some
sort so. Wow.
Sucks to be him. We were supposed to talk about
this last week, but we did our quick bites episode and we
didn't have enough time because we kind of wanted to dive into
this. Before you continue, I don't
(17:56):
appreciate how y'all be cussing me out, right?
I don't, I don't appreciate how y'all be cussing me out.
I told you I had something to do.
I gave y'all son. I couldn't give y'all nothing.
But now no Jasmine want to come on and be like, so that mean
next week is next, next, next, next episode going to be 17
hours right? Or something like that.
Yo listen, listen, right? I know who y'all think I am, but
(18:18):
one person, one person editing this thing.
It's not that easy to do. It's not easy.
I need y'all to realize that. So I've mentioned this before.
One of my college friends, Brent, is catching up.
And so he's finally made it to like the YouTube era of not just
audio, but oh. Wow, good for him.
(18:40):
And he's not that far behind now, I think.
But I want y'all to understand that he updates the Tufts group.
We had an episode that was one hour and 48 minutes long.
I want y'all to know that we must have been on drugs because
what is that? It's got to be the drugs, got to
be. You are never getting something
(19:01):
like that again. Because I sat there and I looked
at that time and I said, oh, we were smoking because.
I had to remind you also that y'all don't be knowing about
what be going on in the background and like in the in
like the behind the scenes and all that.
One time we recorded an episode that was like 2 hours and like
14 minutes or something like that.
I was like oh we about to hit them with the banger this week.
(19:24):
Come to find out the whole shit was corrupted and we had to
scrap that whole episode and do the same episode over again.
I mean, it turned out pretty well I would say, but like.
Like y'all be doing. I'm the y'all y'all don't
understand. Not until y'all send me an
intern and pay for that intern. Yeah, because maybe over here
the struggle be. Real.
(19:46):
Sometimes it's real. The way Ryan and I hold our
breath as we like, as this when we end our recording, the way he
and I be on this computer looking at each other like
because we have had so many things go wrong.
Anyway, Yeah. But shout out to y'all for still
rocking with us because I listen.
Word. We appreciate it.
(20:08):
So everybody have been talking about this show.
You told me last week. I don't know if you actually
mentioned it on the show if it was after because everything
starts to blend after a while. I needed to see this show
because you you enjoyed it, which y'all know Ryan don't like
nothing he don't like not a thing I'd be like Ryan this is
amazing. He like it didn't pique my
(20:32):
interest after the first 25 seconds.
So for him to say he enjoyed it,I was like, all right, let me
check it out. And what I'm talking about is
the show forever on Netflix. Just a quick synopsis if you
don't know what it is or you haven't watched it yet.
It is a new coming of age romantic drama on Netflix based
(20:53):
on Judy Bloom's iconic 1975 novel.
This is being retold by Mara Brock Akil, which shifts the
setting to Los Angeles in the late twenty 10's and centers on
the first love between 2 black teenagers.
We have two main characters, Keisha and Justin, and then we
have like their parents and a whole bunch of other side
characters. Characters.
(21:14):
Yep. And I'm not gonna hold you.
I thought it was cute. I loved it.
First of all, you know me. You say Netflix.
I'm saying fast because usually a lot of that stuff is garbage.
I wake up really early for work.And so, you know, I go to sleep
a lot of times before my wife does.
(21:35):
This girl was watching this showwhile we were asleep and I'm
just like, what's going on? What's going on as I wake up,
Wake up to this show and I'm like, OK, OK, OK, like yo, it
was so good. It be the reason I like it.
It got me because maybe I would say 80% of the story was my
(21:57):
story at the end of high school and it's crazy.
I broke up with a long term girlfriend as we were going into
college and you know, it wasn't exactly the same because wowza,
how how we got to where we got to, but like it a lot of the
feelings and the emotions of it all.
It was was great. There was a lot of stuff in
(22:17):
there that I'd love to see that I wish that I had Justin had a
father. That was like amazing.
Yeah. He.
Was amazing. Oh, maybe that guidance.
Why can't I remember his name? I hate the fact that I can't
remember his name right now. Now I got to keep talking.
Yes, him and more him and more things please him and more
(22:38):
things where he's not like wherehe's playing this because I'm
not going to hold you. I was like, yes, I will marry
you and he's not even my type, but he was just so good.
We don't even know what your type is today.
We don't know. We don't know.
It's not, because that's not child's business.
It's pretty bad and that's probably why nobody's hooking
you up, because nobody know whatyour type is today.
(22:58):
No, because y'all hook me up andthen I will ruin y'all's
friendships with y'all friends that y'all hook me up with.
And I, I don't ever want that. I don't ever want that on my on
my shoulder when it comes to my friends.
I would never let my friends hitme up with their because I'm
I'm. The thing is, The thing is I'm
never I. It just never works.
(23:21):
So, but back to forever. I had.
I had a. Coworker at my job asked me if I
would hook him up with one of myfriends.
I said absolutely the fuck not. See you.
You want my friends, you ain't. Gonna rule my friends and like,
I don't want to do that to my friends.
Like, I'm not I, no, I don't want to do that because your
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friends would look at you like, why?
Listen, why would you do that to?
Me. The whole thing is like, you're
supposed to be getting better. You're supposed to be becoming
more like a fine wine with age. So the things that you did in
the past you shouldn't be doing in the future.
And like, you know, the people that we hook you up, you should,
you know, understand and, and believe that we're hooking you
(24:03):
up with someone that we think isactually good for you.
You know what I mean? No, no.
But see, that's the thing. That's not even the issue of it
not being somebody that I think is good for me.
The problem is me. Sad.
I'm a villain in my story and I don't mean to be a villain.
And it's just the way that it just never works.
(24:23):
And I just don't want to put that on my friend's shoulders.
I've had friends try, I've had friends want to, and I've just
always told my friends I, I would never do that to you.
I would rather just ruin these men on my own.
I don't want to ruin your men and I and, and it's not
intentional. I don't know what it is, but
we're working. I'm still a work in progress.
I'm still I'm still a work in progress.
(24:45):
I'm gonna need Carlita's number because we got to work on some
things. We got to work on some things
because like, I don't understand.
I don't understand what you, what you doing?
What kind of work you doing today?
You ain't doing. You ain't doing.
The good work we are doing the good work because I am more
mentally sound now than I was a couple of years ago.
(25:06):
Because I can recognize now thatI'm the problem babysitter.
For the new, for the new people,Carlita is her therapist OK?
It is my therapist and she holdsme down OK.
Love me some Carlita forever nowthat we've sagged into something
that had nothing to do with anything.
I did enjoy it. I'm not gonna hold you, though.
The first episode, the pacing was too slow for me.
(25:27):
I'm not gonna hold you. I love a show that gives you,
gives you the stuff gives you. The stuff you gotta have pics
but the first I had to start thefirst episode over because I
fell asleep. Yo, terrible.
Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile you eyes, your eyes are wide
open for fucking Mike Myers and shit.
Like that's, that's what your eyes are open for all the horror
(25:49):
and the gore and all of that stuff.
But but the good sappy stuff is not for you.
Jesus. It was slow.
I fell asleep. I woke up and I was like, oh, it
has to be. It was a good, it was a good
nap. And so I woke up and I was like,
oh, this has to be like episode 3, so let me go back because
like I missed stuff. And then I went and it was like
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episode 1 and I was like, so it.Was are you still?
Watching, yeah, it was like I was like, I am, I am not.
But after that the pacing pickedup and I did enjoy.
I definitely thought it was cuteand I definitely want to see
more of this because it wasn't set in some.
There wasn't a struggle, wasn't a struggle.
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Love of the usual type, you know, like and there were no
unforeseen teenage pregnancies. Yes, Keisha's mother was
overworked, but there wasn't like a drug addicted Mama who,
you know, like I love seeing. I like seeing normal and I'm not
saying others are not normal butnormal yes normal regular black
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people living normal regular black lives.
Exactly, I'm going through like not rooted in struggle you.
Know like it was. So that I love that, yeah, I
love that. And I love the fact that these
two characters weren't, they were just regular.
Like I could relate to them in away that sometimes with these
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other stories, I can't necessarily relate to characters
because yes, I grew up in Harlemand yes, like I lived in the
projects, but I was never like one of those types of
individuals, you know what I mean?
Like, I never let where I grew up define me.
So I'd never really, I, I got itbecause I've grew, I grew up
around it, but it wasn't my story.
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So as to see something like thiswith just a regular girl, just
like living her life and having dreams and aspirations that are
super normal and it wasn't rooted in black trauma.
Yeah, listen, there was some moments between the two of them
as a couple that I was just like, how the hell they get so
wise and had all the things and the right things to say and the
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emotional maturity and all that stuff at 17 and 18.
Like, I wish I was. I was pretty.
I was pretty good at that age, but nowhere close, nowhere close
to that. And I was just like, good for
them, good for them. I don't want to give.
Away this show though, yeah, I don't want to give it away
either. The only thing that I remember I
was like Keisha girl stand up was when like he wasn't talking
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to her and like she was following him and I was like
Keisha girl stand up. Then after a while I was like,
you know, but this is how she ended up with her man and I'm
just I'm I'm me. So maybe like you should do what
she doing, you know what I mean?Listen.
Listen it. Was a good show and I'm glad
that they got green lip for season 2 so I'm I'm happy.
I'm interested to see where the story goes.
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The the show wasn't even out fora week.
It was like a couple days and they renewed the renewed that
thing. I I kind of already know where
the second season is going. If it if according to the
timeline, and I think they're paying attention to details
because the soundtrack of this show was so perfect for 2019,
like 2018-2019. Yeah.
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Like, this was all the music I was listening to at that time.
And it was just like, all right,y'all paying attention, y'all
doing the things. And so if they paying attention,
they know what that next year oftheir life is supposed to look
like. And I think I already know
what's going to happen. I don't want again, I don't want
to give it give it away. But I can tell you offline.
I mean, I know. That comments what you think is
going to happen. I know that on threads Forever
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had threads up they all I had onmy timeline was forever on
threads, so I knew it did not want us to cause a Target
boycott. They had to renew it for at
least another season. Right, right.
Because the minute people ended,they was like, hey, Netflix or
what? You not fit in the deal?
And I was like, oh. Listen.
Listen also shout out to Netflixfor giving Sesame Street the
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monies and bringing Sesame Street to Netflix but also
keeping it on PBS. Ryan shared that good news with
me and at first I was like, I mean, yay.
But like a lot of people can't afford Netflix so I don't.
But then I heard that they're also keeping it on PBS.
The episodes will air at the same time on PBS as well.
Right after that Netflix, I willnot be cancelling my services
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because I'll, you know, Elmo. I need to see more of Elmo and
Rocco's beef because that is a true OP and I spend 10 toes
behind Elmo. OK, for the old people doing
something right. For the old people, Rocco is a
rock. OK.
And. And Emma will tell you.
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OK. Because that's exactly how Elmo
describes Rocco. And I'm gonna be like, Rocco is
a rock. Like that's literally how that
man had a little boy talk about that goddamn rap that is his.
Oh my gosh, question for you. I don't know where this came
from, where this came from. So I remember there was a debate
back in the day. I think we've I think we've
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cleared this up, but like TweetyBird boy or girl I.
Don't think we talked about this.
Not you, I think. I think in general.
In general it was. It was.
My first thought was a girl because she's very clever and
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she'd be beaten Sylvester's ass.She'd be outsmarting him, you
know what I mean? Right, I don't know, I can't
remember what what the answer was to this, but oh, OK.
Yeah, you know, that's always fun.
I can't remember, but like, if y'all remember, let me know.
Again, I'm going to keep prompting y'all to hit us in the
comments because this actually helps us, helps us move up, OK?
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Did they have an answer of it? Should we not know?
I don't know. I can't remember.
I think it's AI think. I think, I think it was a girl,
but some people were saying it was a boy.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Whatever.
That was a sidebar, it's not necessary.
Well, apparently Tweety Bear hasbeen very ambiguous because at
one point. You see useless knowledge.
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Granny entered a room containingTweety and Sylvester and she's
Oh no. So sometimes it's a boy because
some granny entered a room containing Tweety and Sylvester
and she said, here I am boys. And then Tweety is a male
because in a cartoon greedy for Tweety, in which it was a
hospital stay, Granny utters, oh, the poor little Tweety bird.
Let's make him a little bit morecomfortable.
There it is. There it is.
So his species may be ambiguous,but they refer to him as a boy.
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I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
T bird. It's a girl.
Listen, listen, I don't. I don't.
I don't. I don't appreciate you thinking
only girls could be clever. I was a pretty clever child.
In cartoons, the girls be out here out maneuvering.
OK, that's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say.
In other news that has had me tickled this week, in past week
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and 1/2, 10 inmates escaped froman Louisiana prison while the
knot away plantation was burningdown.
Now those two things don't have anything to do with another.
They just happened on the same timeline.
OK. On May 16th, 10 inmates escaped
from from the Orleans Justice Center in New Orleans.
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What the hell is going on with you?
I can't find my tripod and for some reason my gimbal keeps
detting itself on me. Are you dying?
Is that what's happening? Oh, that's probably what it is.
I need to charge my gimbal. Oh my God.
Sorry for the the the slight geton this.
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It's going to happen again, yeah.
I mean, I mean, what else is newtoday?
I may have to go get a cord to like plug it in, but we'll see.
So it wasn't impulsive. It was planned, it was
coordinated. A maintenance worker named
Sterling Williams allegedly shutoff the water in their cell,
which led them to pull out the toilet and sink from the wall
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behind it. Oh yeah, there it goes again.
Hey y'all, how y'all doing? Alright.
I know it's not even that. It's not even I have to charge
it, kind of because I don't knowwhere my thing is though.
And y'all think it's me shut? Up.
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I don't know if they can hear me, but shut up.
It is you. It's.
Gonna be quite the edit. And I spill juice on my
keyboard. Oh my God.
Just a little ghetto. Oh my God.
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And a lot ghetto. This is so embarrassing.
Ryan, don't be judging me, OK? It's the best I can do.
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I'm just going to start from thetop.
And my poor laptop got pink lemonade on it.
Oh my God. So in Louisiana, 10 inmates
broke out of prison. Now this happened the same week
as the Nod away plantation burned down.
Granted these two things do not have anything to do with each
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other, but Louisiana was just doing the most last week and I
just like y'all needed to know that.
OK All right. 10 inmates escapedfrom the the Orleans Justice
Center in New Orleans. It wasn't impulsive.
They had actually planned this. They worked with a maintenance
worker named Sterling Williams, who allegedly shut off the water
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and they sat in their cell, which allowed them to pull the
toilet and sink out of the wall.Behind it was a secret
maintenance tunnel. They cut through steel bars,
snuck through the wall cavity and popped out at a loading
dock, scaled the wall and ran across Interstate 10 like they
was in a goddamn movie. And then they left Phoebe.
That said too easy lol and they spelt too wrong like they
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instead of TOO it was just. To easy.
To somebody names easy so they was just wrong and confident.
Then the maintenance worker saidthat they threatened him with a
Shank which possibly but insteadof calling it in he run along
with it. So now he's facing 10 felony
charges. Two women also got arrested for
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helping them escape once they were out and the one security
guard who was on duty, he left his post to get food so no one
even knew they was missing for seven hours.
As of this recording, 5 inmates have been caught caught still in
New Orleans. The other five are still out
there. The crazy thing is most of them
returned to their blocks. One of them even got online was
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on live. Like my God, it's me and like I
want y'all to know that because of your stupidity, you belong in
jail because. I mean, I mean, like you left
with no plan, obviously none of these people was a Virgo,
obviously. Five of them.
Jasmine wants me to make sure that I mentioned this.
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Five of them are Geminis, and those are the five who have not
yet been caught of. Course she would figure that one
out. Of course she.
She saw something. Oh shit, what is going on?
This is annoying me. I'm so mad right now because I'm
not starting this over. OK, that's just going to have to
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stay, Ryan. That's just going to have to
stay. Oh my God.
I don't know where my tripod is.And this puts the New York.
Anyway, Jasmine wanted y'all to know that five of the five of
them are Gemini's and they have not yet been caught.
One was caught sleeping on a bench out on a bus bench
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outside. You, you escaped and you don't
even got no place to go. Like, what's wrong with you?
Like. Like you didn't contact nobody
when you got out? Like y'all didn't plan this at
all There's. So much so they found another
one underneath of underneath a car in the in the French Quarter
or something like that. I think I'm like, yo, like the
elevator didn't go all the way up, apparently.
Look at cash. Yeah, he.
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He cute licking with no bow tie.We got a little bow tie on look
at though. She's she's been ghetto this
episode, so she trying to she trying to gain y'all favor with
with a with a little view of cash.
I see. I see.
I'm looking at my bed. Very cute, but like, there's so
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much, so much wrong here. The The person went out to lunch
for seven hours. He went out.
I don't think he went out to lunch for seven hours.
I just think he left and didn't.I don't know if he was supposed
to do a walkthrough when he never did his walkthrough and
until the next person came through.
So he just assumed everything was good and it wasn't because
these men had escaped and they were outside. #2 how'd these
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people threaten you with a shake, Sir?
Were you inside their cell with them?
Like how? How did this happen like?
And why? If they couldn't get out the
cell without going through the wall, how, how could they?
Like, how could they get to you,Sir?
I don't, I don't, I just don't understand.
Like, cuz like in my brain, the jails work like it's a cell.
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And then all the people that's not locked up can walk around
freely outside of those cells. And then the people that are,
you know, locked up, they're behind the cells for, you know,
for reason, for good reason. So like they can't like get to
you. Like this is a whole physical
barrier in between. So none of that makes sense,
Sir. And I just want to know, 10 is
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not a small number, you know what I mean?
So were these 10 individuals just hanging out in a cell and
y'all were just like, oh it's just the boys having a boys
night? Like how does that work?
This is a question like 10 people in the cells.
A lot of people. Like do what I mean?
Unless they was like oh we escaping tonight and so y'all
come, come through, come through, come through.
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We got a hole. We got a hole in the in the
cell. So how?
Do but like. So many questions.
How did they get from their cellto yourself?
Unless there's 10 people in one cell, it doesn't make.
Like, it's a lot of the math is not math thing because I don't
have jail experience. But from what I've seen on TV is
typically at most maybe 4 to a cell if it's a bigger cell, like
it's two bunk beds, you know what I mean?
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Correct. So even if there were four
people in a cell, what would theother other six people do?
They was just like, Oh yeah, we're all just like, how does
that work? Am I not thinking big enough?
Is that what this means Is I'm not thinking yeah, criminally
enough because. Yeah, my criminal mind is not
working today, but yeah, it is what it is.
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But these were, these were pretty, pretty dumb criminals to
begin with. So you know it is what?
It is, I just know one of their mug shots lets me know that if
he has not been caught, when he does get caught, he's snitching
on all of y'all 'cause he's not adding time to his whatever he
already got to serve. OK, He's telling y'all.
He's telling which one of y'all came up with it and which one of
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y'all threatened William. OK.
Nobody threatened William. I don't get it.
It don't make sense. That's not that's not the story.
That's. Some other story.
Listen, be going with what William said and I'm telling
you, William said. They threatened him, and I'm
letting you know that one's going to tell him.
Well, you know who it was? What's this one in it?
Today if I work in a jail, why am I doing something that's
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going to land me in jail like this?
Doesn't make sense. I already know what y'all going
through. I'm not doing this.
Not doing. I'm not.
No, no thanks. Maybe William got a boyfriend.
I, I don't know. Maybe William, you know, was
trying to free his man, his man,his man, his man, and one way or
the other, they're gonna be together.
I didn't think about that part maybe.
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That's outside or on the inside it and now.
I'm gonna leave that. I'm gonna leave that.
I'm just. I'm gonna leave that all the way
along. All right.
A serious matter really quickly before we get to my my, what I
think is going to be my favoritediscussion of the conversation
of the this conversation today. So we have pulled back on
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politics a little bit because it's a lot.
And every day Donald Trump does something stupid.
Every day he does something corrupt.
And if we spend episodes talkingabout it, then we become a
political podcast. And like, that's not really.
And my therapist said I need to be focusing on joy, Black joy.
But with that being said, a big,beautiful bill, and that's
literally the title of this billpassed the House.
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And the reason I'm talking aboutthis is because I don't want
people, especially people who listen to our podcast, to be
uninformed about things that areon the line that could be
impactful to you and your familyat some point down the line.
OK, so this bill passed literally by one vote, 2:15 to
2:14. All Republicans, well most a
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majority of Republicans voted for it. 2 Republicans did vote
with the Democrats against it, which doesn't say much.
But anyway, so it brings back Trump's 2017 tax cuts, which
means the both you're getting richer and if you're making
under $1,000,000 you're getting poorer.
Don't expect your your paycheck to go up.
Don't expect your tax refund to look beautiful.
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It's not because now you're paying for the rich people.
It also allegedly eliminates taxes on tips, overtime pay and
auto loan interest. So you may see more money on
your paycheck, but it's still going to get taxed because he
brought back the tax cuts that what help the rich.
Also in the fine print of this bill, it also slashes social
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safety programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
So that's basically healthcare and food assistance to millions
of people now, not only other programs being cut, the work
requirements are getting tired of.
So if you're in between jobs, underemployed, or dealing with
chronic health issues, you will have to jump through hoops in
order to get the help that you need.
It also repeals a bunch of cleanenergy tax credits that were
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passed in 2022. So if you thought about going
solar or if you are solar and you might have to upgrade your
home or buy an electric car, don't expect any tax breaks to
help you down the line because it's not going to happen.
It also puts more money into themass deportation program.
So if you or someone you love isundocumented, that basically
means that these people who are out here in these ICE outfits
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that they buy off of Amazon and Sheehan are coming looking for
people because now they're putting more money into those
types of programs. The debt ceiling, it adds our
debt ceiling, which is our bill,to about $4 trillion.
So while it's cutting programming for everyday people,
it racks up even more national debt in the name of tax cuts and
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military spending. Independent and places like the
CBO and the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget says
this would add 3 to 5 trillion to the national debt over the
next decade. Why?
Because the tax cuts reduce government income way more than
the spending cuts do. So if you are thinking today,
why are you talking about this and how does this affect me?
If you're a low income, know somebody who's low income,
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disabled or relying on public assistance, this bill makes it
harder for you to live. If you're middle class, you may
see a small tax break, but you're also inhabiting more
national debt and fewer public services.
And if you're wealthy, the bill is basically a tax coded love
letter to you and your multi $1,000,000 so.
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It's just this is bigger than people like I don't understand
what economists these people aretalking to because it doesn't
make sense because just the justthe, the, the mass deportation
part of this, who's going to do the work?
Who's going to do the work? Oh, you didn't hear?
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In Florida, they're trying to loosen child labor laws in order
to help have children do the work that they've lost due to
mass deportations. It's like, I don't get it.
Like, you know, when you, you put a whole bunch of Domino's
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next to each other and like linethem up and like, you know,
you'd make a nice little patternand all of that stuff, you tip 1
and then everything comes falling and tumbling down.
That's literally what this is. Yeah. 1 little piece is going to
affect the next piece is going to affect the next piece.
And we talked about trickle downeconomics.
That's never worked. This is going to trickle up.
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All the money is going to trickle up towards the rich and
we are going to get poorer by the second, like you said,
because just off a Medicaid alone, do you know how many
people rely on Medicaid? Yeah, yeah, People that I know
specifically and closely when you when you hit retirement age
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and you want a fixed. Income.
I was just going to say my mom'son Medicaid, She's retired,
she's on Medicaid and Medicare. And who's going to help her?
I mean, I'm obviously going to take care of my mother
regardless, But yeah, why is shebeing?
Why is she being punished when she's done the work?
She's now retired, and this is something that she relies on,
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and now she's going to suffer. And the crazy thing about it is
some of these things don't take effect until 2029, which then
means that if Democrats somehow end up in power and these things
start to happen, it's going to be the same second that we have
now because people have short memories and they're going to
blame the Democrats. Yes, they.
Are and the Democrats don't have, for some reason, they
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don't know how to get their messaging together, but they
start really talking about thesethings, letting people know like
call this bill Donald Trump's love letter to millionaires.
Come up with something. Sort of like they call the
Affordable Care Act, they call that.
Obamacare. Obamacare and then when they
realize. That's what you need to do.
The people that benefit the mostfrom Obamacare were the same
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people that were pissed off about the same bill.
So I mean, the the the ACT or whatever.
So what are we talking about? This is terrible.
Also, Yeah, if you are cutting all the social programs that
ever since I was 1415 when I started working, I've been
paying into and not to mention all the people that are retired
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already that paid all these, allthis money into these things
that, you know, social programs that were supposed to guarantee
some security for them when theygot to an age where they were no
longer working. Give them and give me my money
back, all of it. Give us all the money back.
This is the thing that I don't think these people are thinking
about is that at some point a match is going to be lit.
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Yeah. And the result of that fire can
go one of two ways. You know what I mean?
Yeah. And I just want people to be
aware the reason I brought it upor the reason I did was a topic
this week is just because I don't want us to continually be
uninformed or misinformed because this is how we end up
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with Donald Trump. Yeah.
And granted, yes, you know, you know, if you listen to the
podcast that Ryan and I are probably very liberal leaning or
liberals or whatever, whatever it is.
But the reality of the situationis I gain nothing by lying to
you, right? I gain nothing by telling you
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what I know as fact. I don't have a hidden agenda.
I'm not running for office because at the end of the day, I
live in a sanctuary state, right?
Lives in a sanctuary state neverbecause the way the way the
Democrats would be sick of me, Jasmine Crockett.
They would be like, please give us Jasmine Crockett because I'm
cursing everybody. That's what we need, actually,
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I. Think actually really quickly
before we move on to my questionfor you.
This goes out to Representative Richie Torres of the Bronx.
Bronx, I need you to be so fucking for real.
And I try not to curse. I've tried to taper that, but I
needed to say that out loud for you because you got your scrawny
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ass fingers up on threads and said that there's no there's no
genocide in South Africa and there's no genocide in Gaza.
Now, why? You may be right about there not
being a white genocide in South Africa.
Sir, the definition of genocide literally points to what's
happening in Gaza. We get it, APAC is paying you.
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We get it, We so get it. But the fact that you are
willing to sell your souls whilechildren are starving to death
right now, while families have literally been martyred
together. I know your ancestors are
disappointed in you and I pray that this is the last.
I don't know when your term is up.
You are so lucky. I don't live in New York, but
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when I find out, I just like I work hard on making sure that
Eric Adams does not see the light of day as Mayor of New
York past this June. We're coming for you because
that is the most asinine thing you could have ever said.
And granted, I get it. Some lunatic killed 2 Jewish
Israeli people in Washington DC and he said free Palestine.
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He is a sick person. He has.
He shouldn't have done it. Those two people should not have
died, totally understand that. But to use their deaths to kind
of justify the fact that hundreds of thousands of
children and families and people, mothers, fathers,
grandparents have been murdered in Gaza.
Please kiss my ass. Please kiss my ass.
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Yeah, please. Anyway.
What an amazing mood booster today.
Sorry. This is going to this is going
to this is going to boost your moods right now, Justin Bieber
and then this I have a question because this is not our this.
We don't care about Justin Bieber over here.
OK, I don't. Ever since he said 11 less
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lonely N word and that song, it's been curtains for him, for
me. I don't care who cosigns him.
It's a wrap for that little boy.Anyway, he said that he admitted
that in the middle of a fight, he once told Haley, his wife,
that she'd never get a Vogue cover.
Fast forward to now. Haley's out here with her first
solo Vogue cover he posted online.
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But he said so, so mean. I know.
Yikes. And he said he can't.
It came from feeling disrespected and just trying to
get a hit in emotionally. But he also took accountability,
said he's grown and that hurtingthe person you love just delays
the actual connection. My question to you is you've
been with your wife forever in aday and I'm sure you guys have
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had disagreements, ups and downs, bumps in the roads,
whatever. At any point have you felt that
if your wife had shared a dream with you and y'all got into an
argument you've ever said to herthat's why your dream nothing to
come true? Never, never.
I'm actually my wife's biggest cheerleader.
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A lot of a lot of her successes.I'm usually a lot of the
backbone of that. And you know, I want to see my
wife when and so that would never come out of my mouth.
I also understand how to argue. I don't usually argue, but if we
do have a disagreement, I do know that what you say right now
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in the heat of the moment is andcan ruin what you have built
and, and the foundation of what you got going on and like all of
that stuff. So I'm very mindful about the
words that I speak during those,those, those rough times.
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However, that's not even a thought in my brain, so it would
never come up, you know what I mean?
So it's, it's like, like, I don't understand people that
argue like this. And you know, this is where a
lot of people, you know, don't pay attention to the, to the red
flags and the pink flags or whatever those flags are, but
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ahead of time before they tie their lives together and all
that. How someone deals with conflict
and how they argue and all that stuff is a very big indicator of
what your life is going to look like.
And so you overlooking certain things.
I can't, I can't imagine that that argument would be the first
time that he had some sort of misstep that that would make
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sense. And I don't, I don't know.
They maybe they have the most loving relationship, but
somebody that could, you know, Iguess like downplay the dreams
of their partner is kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy to me. I'm going to tell you, I'm going
to tell you and that's why you got food on the side of your
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face or whatever. But like I'm never going to be,
I'm never going to be on something.
Oh, your dreams are never going to come true because like what
our dreams are supposed to be happy coming through, coming
through together. You know what I mean?
Like that, first of all, that whole thing was violent to me
for a couple of reasons. One, we wouldn't have known you
told Haley that you did not believe in her had you not
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shared that with us. OK.
You did not have to take. Like, what annoys me the most
about this moment is that his wife obviously has a moment for
herself, right? Like a dream.
She's checked something off her wish list, right?
Like, I've, I've made a Vogue cover, right?
You have now tainted that by coming out publicly and telling
us that at one point you told your wife you never thought she
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was going, so now we're not. Why do we know about her get
exactly? Why do we know we're not?
Even talking about her, and not that we would because it's Haley
B, but like no one cares truly. But instead of people talking
about the Vogue cover in of itself, now we're talking about
the fact that you shat on your wife's dream.
That's that's I mentioned this word, this this phrase a couple
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of episodes ago. I think I'm going to use it more
often. Bitch made.
Bitch made like yeah, yeah. And the fact that y'all are
applauding him and saying that like oh this has shown growth
for him. Are you dumb?
Are you dumb? Yes.
Yeah, because. All Justin Bieber had to do was
say congratulations to my beautiful wife Haley or making
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crossing something off her bucket list for making her dream
come true. Babe, I've always believed in
you. You literally said I told my
wife in the heat of a moment because I wanted to hurt her
feelings so badly. That's why This will never make
this. This will never happen for you.
But I've grown since then. Yo, I just, I don't, I don't
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understand. I, I, I didn't, I didn't grow up
witnessing what a relationship is supposed to look like.
I've been making this shit up asI go along, but I know, I know
there's just certain things thatthat a solid foundation for a
relationship is built upon and you not believing in your wife,
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you downplaying your, your not just wife, but like yours, your
partner, your spouse or whatever.
This is not a good place to build whatever you're going to
build on. You can't build a mansion on
sand. A little bit of wind, little bit
of little bit of turbulence, little bit of thunderstorm is
going to knock that thing over like it's just, you know.
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That was so wise and I was like,I mean, I already knew that you
were going to be shush, you weregoing to be on the right side of
that, but it was just I saw thatand I was like, I can't believe
people the like at least he's atleast he's he's showing growth.
We why do we know? Why do we know that you don't
like your wife, Justin Bieber? Because that's what that's
telling me. Yeah.
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Like you don't like her because you literally took her moment
from her. Yeah, like, and that's why I,
you know, I've been I've been asI've gotten older, I definitely
want to use the term partner more so than husband and wife
and all that. Still trying to get my wife to
to agree to that. What she but it makes sense.
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Like you, that's what this is. It's a partnership.
It's a partnership and like yourwins are my wins, my wins are
your wins, your losses are my losses and vice versa, all those
things. And so why would I not believe
in your dreams what you're trying to accomplish?
Like that doesn't make sense. That's what that's that's like
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me not believing in me. That doesn't make sense.
Like, why would you basically tell your wife?
Like, you ain't shit? Like that's literally what
Justin Bieber said to his wife. Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you ain't shit. Like Vogue is not.
Yeah, Haley, girl, you deserve better.
That's what I'm gonna say about that.
Also like why would I want to bewith somebody that ain't shit
like that does not make sense like.
What does that say about you, Sir?
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Oh. My God.
That's another conversation for that racist.
Stop it. This episode is already ghetto
as it is. I don't need you in the
background making it even more ghetto, OK?
What do you call a soldier with no legs?
Oh God, I don't know why you're starting off like this.
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First of all, it's Memorial Day weekend and it's fleetly out of
pocket and. That's why that's.
Why? What do you call a soldier with
no legs? Army.
Oh, that's submission from Will.What did DJ Khaled's left nipple
(01:00:13):
say to his right nipple? Left nipple say to his right
nipple. God, we the breasts.
I'm mad you got. That is that right?
Yeah, I'm mad. You got that.
I am so mad. You got that.
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I am so mad. Yo, I was thinking another one,
another one, another one. I was like that don't make
sense. And then it was like, what is
this other saying, yeah, we depressed?
Yo, talk about some you depressed.
Shut up, Ryan. That's.
Good, that is good. Oh my goodness.
Oh, what do you call a cult that's hard to get into?
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Oh God, what? Difficult.
Yeah, I promise you I don't likeyou.
Yep, Yep. What do you call a fruit that
magically shows up? A fruit that magically shows up,
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I don't know what. Appear.
That's good. That's good.
I like how we're a little wholesome today, even.
Though our. Army one of the little A.
Little that was out of pocket. I don't have anything that's out
of out of order. The DJ Kalam was the closest
thing. I guess I have another a little
(01:01:51):
out of order one knock knock. Oh God, who's there?
Little person couldn't reach thebell.
Little person couldn't reach thebell.
Who? No, that's the person that
knocked on the door. Come on today.
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I was like, that's a very long name, but OK.
Little person who can't reach the bell.
Who? Oh my God.
Oh. God, what do you call a line of
rabbits walking backwards? Oh my gosh, wait, this is
probably like the third time that's been on this show and.
(01:02:34):
I couldn't remember. I felt like it felt familiar,
but I couldn't. Say it again.
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
Oh. My God.
Receding hairline. Receding hairline.
I couldn't remember if you said it or not.
I was like, I think we did, but I'm going to do it again anyway.
OK, this one is this one was submission from someone as well.
(01:02:59):
I thought it was funny. Maybe not so funny anymore, who
knows, We'll see. Why did the Glasses need a
lawyer? God, why?
It was framed for being shady. That that was a that was a very
corny dad joke. Like that was that was a top
(01:03:20):
notch corny dad joke. I've got another one.
I got another one. This is my last one.
What do you call Ian's daughter?What do you call Ian's daughter?
Daughter. Damn, what is what?
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Lillian, I just realized Nataliegave me a joke, but I forgot to
write it down, so I'm gonna use it next week.
OK, OK, alright, here's my othercorny dad joke.
What do you call a pig that doeskarate?
A pork chop. Virgoseasonshow@gmail.com is the
(01:04:10):
e-mail address. Send us some things, words that
go one after the other with a period of punctuation and stuff.
You can also check the website outvirgoseasonshow.com We have
things there and yeah. You can also find us on YouTube,
(01:04:36):
TikTok and Instagram at Virgo season show.
You can find Ryan at Oh black Ryan on TikTok and Instagram.
Even though he owned News Nail one of them.
I'm gonna post a picture I'm using.
I'm gonna post a picture of the.Beyoncé post a picture of his
Beyoncé outfit. I can actually post a picture
with me and you 'cause we gonna be there.
Oh yeah we gonna be there together but not together but
(01:04:58):
the same. We'll be there at the same time.
So y'all might get a another. Ryan and Jenny actually know
each other in real LifeProof of life type of thing.
You can find me on TikTok and Instagram as well at Jenny.
OK, alright, what is Sexy Red's favorite thing to do in the
(01:05:18):
winter? Oh God, I feel like you have to
like care about what Sexy Red does in order to get this
answer. And I genuinely couldn't care
less about that young lady. So what does she do?
(01:06:05):
Back off season.
Today, Ryan season. Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost snipping.
The reason I started singing that song is because Mother
Nature has lost her ever loving mind.
Why is it why why why is it May and I still have on winter
(00:25):
clothing? Yo, my hoodie is all up over my
hat, over my head because like, I don't know why I'm freezing my
balls. OK, Sorry, it's too early for
that. I'm freezing in this house.
Freezing. I don't know what Donald J Trump
has done to Mother Nature, but she is not fooling with us.
OK, what? Is this, I don't have a
(00:47):
mortgage, so I got to go according to the people.
And it was like we don't got to give you heat now it's me.
We don't got to give you the heat.
Frozen. Frozen.
Like don't make no sense. Don't make no good sense, OK Out
here celebrating Thanksgiving like weather in May, girl.
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Yeah, yeah. Speaking of which, Speaking of
which, I know we probably weren't supposed to go straight
into this, but here we are. We're here already.
I know a lot of people that are pissed off today we're
recording. It's Friday, May 23rd, tomorrow
is May 24th, the day, the day that we get to get the queen to
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grace our presence in in in our neck of the woods, our neck of
the woods. We're going to the Beyoncé
concept, we're going to Cowboy Kartos.
We're going. We're going, we're going, we're
going. I know a lot of people are
pissed off because they already had the outfits ready and
because it's Memorial Day weekend.
It was like, oh, unofficial start to the summer.
I got my outfit ready and they piss.
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They piss. It's cold, Yeah.
Mother Nature, See, This is why I love being a Virgo, because my
outfit was good regardless. See what I'm saying?
So I'm gonna get my look off regardless, because what I don't
do is I don't get, I don't startshedding layers for real until
probably like the end of June, because that's when I know
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Mother Nature be in her bag withthe heat wave, you know what I
mean? So my outfit I've been good.
Sorry to sorry to those people who weren't but we good over
Chia. We good over Chia.
I pulled off an outfit that I never thought I would wear, but
it's giving vibes. It's giving vibes and it's going
to be interesting to see. I'm going to post a picture
(02:35):
finally on my Instagram for y'all to see.
But yeah, it's it's. 87 years. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about
it. And I was like, alright, I'm
going to have to put a coat overthis outfit to ruin it.
But then I realized couple months ago I bought a coat that
can go with the outfit. I was like.
Here we are. There you go.
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The good thing is we don't get rain tomorrow.
It's going to be cloudy. The high is not.
As you know, we're not getting an 80° night, but we're not
getting rain. We'll be comfortable and that's
all I'm about as long as I'm comfortable.
Listen, it rained for the Renaissance tour when I went,
and then right before the concert started, Beyoncé said
let there be sun and then there was a rainbow over the state.
(03:19):
So you know. I'm not worried.
I expect tropical weather tomorrow.
Because listen. Just like I will not do, I will
not do the cold SO. Which I'm not going to do is
mess up this tour and I for one,I'm ready, OK, I'm ready.
The final part to my outfit cametoday.
OK. Go time.
I'm not getting out my bed tomorrow until it's time to get
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dressed and you know it is what it is.
I'm ready. Listen, I, I went to a friend's
restaurant, shout out to Shawnee's house, the best soul
food in Staten Island. I actually crossed the bridge to
go over there. So I went in there and the
employee, the employee was like he was finding it very, very
hard to believe that I was the age that I am and I'm about to
(04:05):
turn, you know, 40. I was coming from the gym.
So I was in my Adidas bag. He was convinced, convinced just
like most of the people in my life that I have an Adidas deal.
So I'm just, I'm just saying I'mjust putting it out there.
Just putting it out there. If y'all want to sponsor your
bro. Not him, first of all.
Not him in his full Adidas fit right now.
Yes. Let me tell you what's going to
(04:26):
really grind my gears. But not really.
I'll be on social media every God damn day, tap dancing.
OK, Ryan, gonna pop out one timeand then Adidas fit.
Next thing I know, I'm gonna seebrand sponsorship, Ryan and
Adidas. And I would be like, you know
what? I'm ready.
Good for him. I'm not even mad at it.
I'm not even to the point, though, that you just made.
(04:49):
We had a happy hour this week atwork that I coordinated against
my better judgement. And somebody had asked me how
old I was and I told them and mycolleagues were all
flabbergasted like Oh my God, are you serious?
And I was like, yes, I keep telling y'all I'm old.
I don't know why I keep thinkingI'm lying when I tell you I'm
older than y'all. Like seriously?
Anyway, one girl was like, I could have sworn you were 31.
(05:11):
Why? This hating ass colleague said
you don't look your age but you definitely don't look 31 now.
Old today wanted to say to say colleague because we're the same
age. She's a year older than me.
I wanted to say to her, but see the difference between you and I
is that you look your age. I don't so regardless we are not
(05:35):
the same. But I didn't.
I just let her have her hate andass moment because I didn't.
You asked me how old I was. I don't walk around telling
people I look good for my age. I just mind my black, beautiful,
untracked business. I've been learning a lot of
slang from the young people because, you know, I got a 6th
grader, so I got to, I got to stay in tune with the things.
So what my daughter would say was she clocked it.
(05:58):
Clocked it. How?
How have y'all do it? It's one, it's one of these
fingers. But yeah, clocked.
You got clocked. That's all right.
She looked every bit of however old she thought she was.
Anyway, welcome back to Virgo season y'all.
Word word, word word. Word.
Petty. Well, I'm petty.
Mine is emotionally intelligent.I'm not.
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I'm getting there. Yeah, we still I choose not to.
I can be. He's had moments.
I don't know if you go back, there's been some episodes
because let me say something, a couple episodes back he said
we'd be battling the brain. And then we end up with a bunch
of Kanye's and I have been unwell ever since.
So all right, that was the gorilla, the silverback
(06:40):
conversation. That's the episode Guerrilla
Warfare if you want to hear because I died, but continue.
Came back today so I just found out today that they added a new
a new category to the Golden Globes it's for podcasts and I'm
going to tell you right now today I'm going to need you to
(07:02):
step it up because we got to I'mgoing to need you to step it up
I'm. Not I'm going to need you to
step it up, Sir. I I don't work well under
pressure. Grand opening.
Grand closing. Stop lying.
Virgos work well under pressure.Now we got to put that on our
vision board, the little podcastthat could and all of a sudden,
(07:24):
could you imagine it was the Sleeper Unknown podcast that
went to the you. Went to the gym, you in the gym,
you got to show more skin than the shoulder.
You got to show more now. Like that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, but look at it.
What is wrong with this girl? Oh my.
God sexy and it don't matter what side like.
(07:46):
Oh God, here we go. Started her up, I started her up
all. Right all.
Right. Just just.
Yeah. Anyway, anyway, we moving.
We moving slowly. Moving.
Yeah, we moving. I got a game.
I got a OK submission from Randy, one of our older
listeners, not older as an oldenage, but like you know, he.
Means like a listener from yeah.Yeah, this game tentatively,
(08:10):
tentatively called Black and white, black and white, black
and white. OK, OK all.
Right, so the premise of this isthat black slang is just white
phrases, but in reverse. OK.
So. I'm already tickled, OK?
(08:33):
So so here's. Here's an example.
Here's an example. OK, the white folks will say
don't start. Black folks keep on you get you
get. That was the easy one.
I I did it. So what I'm going to do is I'm
going to, I'm going to list the white folk talk, OK?
(08:55):
And you're going to say it the way that they think that the
black folk would say it. OK, alright.
I got a few of. These.
I got a few of these but I thinkthis could keep going forever.
So if y'all have examples of this, please, you know, hit the
comments down below, send us an e-mail virgoseasonshow@gmail.com
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one or the other something. DM her whatever you.
Know. Because I barely, I barely will,
I barely read my DM. So yeah, DM her.
Yeah. OK, DMV.
We don't be online. All right, here's the first one.
White folks. Sure I'm up for it.
Black folks. I'm down.
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Yeah, I'm down. All right, there you go.
Next one, next one, white folks.You got the wrong one, pal.
You got the right 1 today. You got the right 1 today.
You even hit the Today part. Oh, that's great.
I got it. But I didn't get the Today part.
All right, cool. All right, cool white folks.
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All right, everyone, let's roll black, folks.
Be out. It's remember we're doing the
opposite. Let's roll.
All right, everyone, let's roll.I don't know this one.
All right y'all, let's bounce. You know.
(10:24):
I thought this was great. I was like, I got to do this.
I got. To do this, let's bounce.
Hilarious. White folks, Who are you talking
to? Black folks.
I know you're not talking to me.You.
Ain't talking to me. Yeah, Pretty.
Good 'cause I love asking somebody that question, I know.
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OK, white folks, are you serious?
Not serious. Black folks, I know you fucking
lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
You fucking lying. White folks, white folks, I'm
calling the police. Black folks.
(11:07):
Call the police. Call them.
You know what's crazy is I've had that said to me like
unironically, and I just remember being like, Oh yeah,
no, you're not. You're not all here.
Somebody leave you alone? Right, right, right, right,
right. Let me see, white folks.
(11:28):
Oh great heavens. Oh hell no.
Black folks, what the hell? What the helly?
What the hellyante? I think I got one more.
I just, I, I wasn't organized today.
I don't know why. Alright, that's it.
That's it. That was that was black or
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white, black or white, black, black or white.
So wait, before we started you said if you have any phrases or
whatever like you can submit your own.
We have quite a few white listeners, so that was a call
out to you specifically. Hit us with some of your
favorite phrases that you like to say.
And we'll hit you with the. Black equivalent.
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OK, We appreciate you. Thanks.
Oh, gosh, Mary, don't kill me, please.
Thanks. All right, that was the first.
Person that gave the vibe because she's still mad about
that Subaru. Oh man.
Before we get started, first shout out to all the graduates
(12:36):
of 2025 is graduation season. It is so like, good luck to
y'all. Shout out to y'all move the
world. Keeping it serious really
quickly because I don't want to belabor this.
President Joe Biden had a cancerdiagnosis this week.
He's 82. He's been diagnosed with an
aggressive metastatic. Metastasized.
(12:57):
Thank you because I looked at itlike what did I type in
metastatic? There you go.
Prostate, prostate. Prostate cancer.
OK, prostate cancer. You can do it.
You can do it. You would think that I'm not,
you know, And it's not the earlystage kind.
He's on the Gleason Score 9, which is about as serious as it
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can get, and it's already spreadto his bones.
But the good news is it's hormone sensitive, which means
it can be treated. So hormone therapy for him could
be helpful with managing it for the next couple of years.
Joe being Joe has been, you know, he's worried more about us
and just saying we we weather the bad times, like don't worry
about it. We got this.
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For once in his life, Donald Trump said something nice and
didn't follow that up with anything sarcastic.
I'm not going to really give himtoo much on that because I'm.
Sure he didn't write it. I didn't even but you know,
shout out to other not shout outbut keep Joe Biden in your
thoughts and prayers. 82 cancer has ravaged his family.
(14:03):
He lost his son both the type ofcancer.
Crazy ass, tragic ass like, but you know, he's still, he's still
still was president and still very rich and you know stuff.
So you know, good for the man, man live the life so.
As President Obama has said, like, no one has done as much as
a politician for Cancer Researchas Joe Biden, especially during
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the Obama years. So, like, let's hope that, you
know, no good deed goes unpunished.
Is that how it goes? Is that a good thing?
We got to do a game like, I mean, or maybe have a
conversation about some of thesesayings that we've had that
we've been saying over the yearsthat we may not have given much
thought to, you know, but. Yeah.
(14:45):
No, if that's a bad thing, that's not what I mean.
I mean the good, the good side of that, OK.
Like you know how devastated I was when I realized that bless
your heart wasn't a good thing? Oh yeah, bless.
Your heart or bless his heart orwhatever like I.
Bless your heart. Listen, I it took me until a big
(15:05):
age of like maybe 30 something to know that that wasn't a good.
You know why? Because Southern people are so
sweet nasty that you really sat there.
Like, you really sat there. Like, yes, like, bless my heart.
And they was really over here calling upon the ancestors to
come ravish your house, because why are you playing?
With me similar, similar to thatplantation, similar to that
(15:27):
plantation that. Plantation gone and I thought I
heard. I didn't look into it, but I
heard like some other a couple of other places have burned down
since like I know there was a fire like a Jacksonville airport
and apparently like that airporthad been built on either like
former slave grounds or plantation or something like
(15:47):
that. And there was some other place
that so the ancestors are they said 400 years is that gig is up
and not so good news for you. Chris Brown is out on bail.
And I guess I'm going to this show cause they ain't gonna give
me my money back. Damn it, the tour is still
(16:09):
happening. He was just released from, well,
not just released, but he was released the other day from Auk
prison or jail. Excuse me, after posting $6.7
million in bail, he does have togo to trial still, right?
The judge had he did have to surrender his passport.
(16:29):
Unless he's on tour, he has to stay away from the victim in the
club and he has to be back in court June 20th, right between
two shows, one in Cardiff and one in London.
So as of right now, I mean, listen, it's Chris Brown.
He's not known to be the smartest, the sharpest tool in
the shade or the brightest crayon in the box.
If he doesn't mess up, the tour happens.
(16:51):
If he's so much as blinks at somebody wrong and the judge
feels like he's being out of order, he's right back in jail.
So. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's
pretty intense because it's likehe has to surrender his passport
in a country that does not belong to him.
And so it's, so, it's so weird because it's like he can go to
(17:13):
different places with the passport, but somebody else has
to hang on to the passport and when he's not using it, they got
to return it back to London or or, or Manchester or wherever it
is. It's not crazy, crazy situation.
Yes, to keep a residence during this time being in.
There in Manchester, in Wow in the UK.
(17:33):
Wow, Interesting. It's not like he could come home
and be like, wow, at least not until at least until after the
trial date and all that other stuff, you know, I mean some
sort so. Wow.
Sucks to be him. We were supposed to talk about
this last week, but we did our quick bites episode and we
didn't have enough time because we kind of wanted to dive into
this. Before you continue, I don't
(17:56):
appreciate how y'all be cussing me out, right?
I don't, I don't appreciate how y'all be cussing me out.
I told you I had something to do.
I gave y'all son. I couldn't give y'all nothing.
But now no Jasmine want to come on and be like, so that mean
next week is next, next, next, next episode going to be 17
hours right? Or something like that.
Yo listen, listen, right? I know who y'all think I am, but
(18:18):
one person, one person editing this thing.
It's not that easy to do. It's not easy.
I need y'all to realize that. So I've mentioned this before.
One of my college friends, Brent, is catching up.
And so he's finally made it to like the YouTube era of not just
audio, but oh. Wow, good for him.
(18:40):
And he's not that far behind now, I think.
But I want y'all to understand that he updates the Tufts group.
We had an episode that was one hour and 48 minutes long.
I want y'all to know that we must have been on drugs because
what is that? It's got to be the drugs, got to
be. You are never getting something
(19:01):
like that again. Because I sat there and I looked
at that time and I said, oh, we were smoking because.
I had to remind you also that y'all don't be knowing about
what be going on in the background and like in the in
like the behind the scenes and all that.
One time we recorded an episode that was like 2 hours and like
14 minutes or something like that.
I was like oh we about to hit them with the banger this week.
(19:24):
Come to find out the whole shit was corrupted and we had to
scrap that whole episode and do the same episode over again.
I mean, it turned out pretty well I would say, but like.
Like y'all be doing. I'm the y'all y'all don't
understand. Not until y'all send me an
intern and pay for that intern. Yeah, because maybe over here
the struggle be. Real.
(19:46):
Sometimes it's real. The way Ryan and I hold our
breath as we like, as this when we end our recording, the way he
and I be on this computer looking at each other like
because we have had so many things go wrong.
Anyway, Yeah. But shout out to y'all for still
rocking with us because I listen.
Word. We appreciate it.
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So everybody have been talking about this show.
You told me last week. I don't know if you actually
mentioned it on the show if it was after because everything
starts to blend after a while. I needed to see this show
because you you enjoyed it, which y'all know Ryan don't like
nothing he don't like not a thing I'd be like Ryan this is
amazing. He like it didn't pique my
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interest after the first 25 seconds.
So for him to say he enjoyed it,I was like, all right, let me
check it out. And what I'm talking about is
the show forever on Netflix. Just a quick synopsis if you
don't know what it is or you haven't watched it yet.
It is a new coming of age romantic drama on Netflix based
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on Judy Bloom's iconic 1975 novel.
This is being retold by Mara Brock Akil, which shifts the
setting to Los Angeles in the late twenty 10's and centers on
the first love between 2 black teenagers.
We have two main characters, Keisha and Justin, and then we
have like their parents and a whole bunch of other side
characters. Characters.
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Yep. And I'm not gonna hold you.
I thought it was cute. I loved it.
First of all, you know me. You say Netflix.
I'm saying fast because usually a lot of that stuff is garbage.
I wake up really early for work.And so, you know, I go to sleep
a lot of times before my wife does.
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This girl was watching this showwhile we were asleep and I'm
just like, what's going on? What's going on as I wake up,
Wake up to this show and I'm like, OK, OK, OK, like yo, it
was so good. It be the reason I like it.
It got me because maybe I would say 80% of the story was my
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story at the end of high school and it's crazy.
I broke up with a long term girlfriend as we were going into
college and you know, it wasn't exactly the same because wowza,
how how we got to where we got to, but like it a lot of the
feelings and the emotions of it all.
It was was great. There was a lot of stuff in
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there that I'd love to see that I wish that I had Justin had a
father. That was like amazing.
Yeah. He.
Was amazing. Oh, maybe that guidance.
Why can't I remember his name? I hate the fact that I can't
remember his name right now. Now I got to keep talking.
Yes, him and more him and more things please him and more
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things where he's not like wherehe's playing this because I'm
not going to hold you. I was like, yes, I will marry
you and he's not even my type, but he was just so good.
We don't even know what your type is today.
We don't know. We don't know.
It's not, because that's not child's business.
It's pretty bad and that's probably why nobody's hooking
you up, because nobody know whatyour type is today.
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No, because y'all hook me up andthen I will ruin y'all's
friendships with y'all friends that y'all hook me up with.
And I, I don't ever want that. I don't ever want that on my on
my shoulder when it comes to my friends.
I would never let my friends hitme up with their because I'm
I'm. The thing is, The thing is I'm
never I. It just never works.
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So, but back to forever. I had.
I had a. Coworker at my job asked me if I
would hook him up with one of myfriends.
I said absolutely the fuck not. See you.
You want my friends, you ain't. Gonna rule my friends and like,
I don't want to do that to my friends.
Like, I'm not I, no, I don't want to do that because your
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friends would look at you like, why?
Listen, why would you do that to?
Me. The whole thing is like, you're
supposed to be getting better. You're supposed to be becoming
more like a fine wine with age. So the things that you did in
the past you shouldn't be doing in the future.
And like, you know, the people that we hook you up, you should,
you know, understand and, and believe that we're hooking you
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up with someone that we think isactually good for you.
You know what I mean? No, no.
But see, that's the thing. That's not even the issue of it
not being somebody that I think is good for me.
The problem is me. Sad.
I'm a villain in my story and I don't mean to be a villain.
And it's just the way that it just never works.
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And I just don't want to put that on my friend's shoulders.
I've had friends try, I've had friends want to, and I've just
always told my friends I, I would never do that to you.
I would rather just ruin these men on my own.
I don't want to ruin your men and I and, and it's not
intentional. I don't know what it is, but
we're working. I'm still a work in progress.
I'm still I'm still a work in progress.
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I'm gonna need Carlita's number because we got to work on some
things. We got to work on some things
because like, I don't understand.
I don't understand what you, what you doing?
What kind of work you doing today?
You ain't doing. You ain't doing.
The good work we are doing the good work because I am more
mentally sound now than I was a couple of years ago.
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Because I can recognize now thatI'm the problem babysitter.
For the new, for the new people,Carlita is her therapist OK?
It is my therapist and she holdsme down OK.
Love me some Carlita forever nowthat we've sagged into something
that had nothing to do with anything.
I did enjoy it. I'm not gonna hold you, though.
The first episode, the pacing was too slow for me.
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I'm not gonna hold you. I love a show that gives you,
gives you the stuff gives you. The stuff you gotta have pics
but the first I had to start thefirst episode over because I
fell asleep. Yo, terrible.
Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile you eyes, your eyes are wide
open for fucking Mike Myers and shit.
Like that's, that's what your eyes are open for all the horror
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and the gore and all of that stuff.
But but the good sappy stuff is not for you.
Jesus. It was slow.
I fell asleep. I woke up and I was like, oh, it
has to be. It was a good, it was a good
nap. And so I woke up and I was like,
oh, this has to be like episode 3, so let me go back because
like I missed stuff. And then I went and it was like
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episode 1 and I was like, so it.Was are you still?
Watching, yeah, it was like I was like, I am, I am not.
But after that the pacing pickedup and I did enjoy.
I definitely thought it was cuteand I definitely want to see
more of this because it wasn't set in some.
There wasn't a struggle, wasn't a struggle.
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Love of the usual type, you know, like and there were no
unforeseen teenage pregnancies. Yes, Keisha's mother was
overworked, but there wasn't like a drug addicted Mama who,
you know, like I love seeing. I like seeing normal and I'm not
saying others are not normal butnormal yes normal regular black
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people living normal regular black lives.
Exactly, I'm going through like not rooted in struggle you.
Know like it was. So that I love that, yeah, I
love that. And I love the fact that these
two characters weren't, they were just regular.
Like I could relate to them in away that sometimes with these
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other stories, I can't necessarily relate to characters
because yes, I grew up in Harlemand yes, like I lived in the
projects, but I was never like one of those types of
individuals, you know what I mean?
Like, I never let where I grew up define me.
So I'd never really, I, I got itbecause I've grew, I grew up
around it, but it wasn't my story.
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So as to see something like thiswith just a regular girl, just
like living her life and having dreams and aspirations that are
super normal and it wasn't rooted in black trauma.
Yeah, listen, there was some moments between the two of them
as a couple that I was just like, how the hell they get so
wise and had all the things and the right things to say and the
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emotional maturity and all that stuff at 17 and 18.
Like, I wish I was. I was pretty.
I was pretty good at that age, but nowhere close, nowhere close
to that. And I was just like, good for
them, good for them. I don't want to give.
Away this show though, yeah, I don't want to give it away
either. The only thing that I remember I
was like Keisha girl stand up was when like he wasn't talking
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to her and like she was following him and I was like
Keisha girl stand up. Then after a while I was like,
you know, but this is how she ended up with her man and I'm
just I'm I'm me. So maybe like you should do what
she doing, you know what I mean?Listen.
Listen it. Was a good show and I'm glad
that they got green lip for season 2 so I'm I'm happy.
I'm interested to see where the story goes.
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The the show wasn't even out fora week.
It was like a couple days and they renewed the renewed that
thing. I I kind of already know where
the second season is going. If it if according to the
timeline, and I think they're paying attention to details
because the soundtrack of this show was so perfect for 2019,
like 2018-2019. Yeah.
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Like, this was all the music I was listening to at that time.
And it was just like, all right,y'all paying attention, y'all
doing the things. And so if they paying attention,
they know what that next year oftheir life is supposed to look
like. And I think I already know
what's going to happen. I don't want again, I don't want
to give it give it away. But I can tell you offline.
I mean, I know. That comments what you think is
going to happen. I know that on threads Forever
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had threads up they all I had onmy timeline was forever on
threads, so I knew it did not want us to cause a Target
boycott. They had to renew it for at
least another season. Right, right.
Because the minute people ended,they was like, hey, Netflix or
what? You not fit in the deal?
And I was like, oh. Listen.
Listen also shout out to Netflixfor giving Sesame Street the
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monies and bringing Sesame Street to Netflix but also
keeping it on PBS. Ryan shared that good news with
me and at first I was like, I mean, yay.
But like a lot of people can't afford Netflix so I don't.
But then I heard that they're also keeping it on PBS.
The episodes will air at the same time on PBS as well.
Right after that Netflix, I willnot be cancelling my services
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because I'll, you know, Elmo. I need to see more of Elmo and
Rocco's beef because that is a true OP and I spend 10 toes
behind Elmo. OK, for the old people doing
something right. For the old people, Rocco is a
rock. OK.
And. And Emma will tell you.
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OK. Because that's exactly how Elmo
describes Rocco. And I'm gonna be like, Rocco is
a rock. Like that's literally how that
man had a little boy talk about that goddamn rap that is his.
Oh my gosh, question for you. I don't know where this came
from, where this came from. So I remember there was a debate
back in the day. I think we've I think we've
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cleared this up, but like TweetyBird boy or girl I.
Don't think we talked about this.
Not you, I think. I think in general.
In general it was. It was.
My first thought was a girl because she's very clever and
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she'd be beaten Sylvester's ass.She'd be outsmarting him, you
know what I mean? Right, I don't know, I can't
remember what what the answer was to this, but oh, OK.
Yeah, you know, that's always fun.
I can't remember, but like, if y'all remember, let me know.
Again, I'm going to keep prompting y'all to hit us in the
comments because this actually helps us, helps us move up, OK?
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Did they have an answer of it? Should we not know?
I don't know. I can't remember.
I think it's AI think. I think, I think it was a girl,
but some people were saying it was a boy.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Whatever.
That was a sidebar, it's not necessary.
Well, apparently Tweety Bear hasbeen very ambiguous because at
one point. You see useless knowledge.
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Granny entered a room containingTweety and Sylvester and she's
Oh no. So sometimes it's a boy because
some granny entered a room containing Tweety and Sylvester
and she said, here I am boys. And then Tweety is a male
because in a cartoon greedy for Tweety, in which it was a
hospital stay, Granny utters, oh, the poor little Tweety bird.
Let's make him a little bit morecomfortable.
There it is. There it is.
So his species may be ambiguous,but they refer to him as a boy.
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I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
T bird. It's a girl.
Listen, listen, I don't. I don't.
I don't. I don't appreciate you thinking
only girls could be clever. I was a pretty clever child.
In cartoons, the girls be out here out maneuvering.
OK, that's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say.
In other news that has had me tickled this week, in past week
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and 1/2, 10 inmates escaped froman Louisiana prison while the
knot away plantation was burningdown.
Now those two things don't have anything to do with another.
They just happened on the same timeline.
OK. On May 16th, 10 inmates escaped
from from the Orleans Justice Center in New Orleans.
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What the hell is going on with you?
I can't find my tripod and for some reason my gimbal keeps
detting itself on me. Are you dying?
Is that what's happening? Oh, that's probably what it is.
I need to charge my gimbal. Oh my God.
Sorry for the the the slight geton this.
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It's going to happen again, yeah.
I mean, I mean, what else is newtoday?
I may have to go get a cord to like plug it in, but we'll see.
So it wasn't impulsive. It was planned, it was
coordinated. A maintenance worker named
Sterling Williams allegedly shutoff the water in their cell,
which led them to pull out the toilet and sink from the wall
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behind it. Oh yeah, there it goes again.
Hey y'all, how y'all doing? Alright.
I know it's not even that. It's not even I have to charge
it, kind of because I don't knowwhere my thing is though.
And y'all think it's me shut? Up.
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I don't know if they can hear me, but shut up.
It is you. It's.
Gonna be quite the edit. And I spill juice on my
keyboard. Oh my God.
Just a little ghetto. Oh my God.
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And a lot ghetto. This is so embarrassing.
Ryan, don't be judging me, OK? It's the best I can do.
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I'm just going to start from thetop.
And my poor laptop got pink lemonade on it.
Oh my God. So in Louisiana, 10 inmates
broke out of prison. Now this happened the same week
as the Nod away plantation burned down.
Granted these two things do not have anything to do with each
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other, but Louisiana was just doing the most last week and I
just like y'all needed to know that.
OK All right. 10 inmates escapedfrom the the Orleans Justice
Center in New Orleans. It wasn't impulsive.
They had actually planned this. They worked with a maintenance
worker named Sterling Williams, who allegedly shut off the water
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and they sat in their cell, which allowed them to pull the
toilet and sink out of the wall.Behind it was a secret
maintenance tunnel. They cut through steel bars,
snuck through the wall cavity and popped out at a loading
dock, scaled the wall and ran across Interstate 10 like they
was in a goddamn movie. And then they left Phoebe.
That said too easy lol and they spelt too wrong like they
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instead of TOO it was just. To easy.
To somebody names easy so they was just wrong and confident.
Then the maintenance worker saidthat they threatened him with a
Shank which possibly but insteadof calling it in he run along
with it. So now he's facing 10 felony
charges. Two women also got arrested for
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helping them escape once they were out and the one security
guard who was on duty, he left his post to get food so no one
even knew they was missing for seven hours.
As of this recording, 5 inmates have been caught caught still in
New Orleans. The other five are still out
there. The crazy thing is most of them
returned to their blocks. One of them even got online was
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on live. Like my God, it's me and like I
want y'all to know that because of your stupidity, you belong in
jail because. I mean, I mean, like you left
with no plan, obviously none of these people was a Virgo,
obviously. Five of them.
Jasmine wants me to make sure that I mentioned this.
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Five of them are Geminis, and those are the five who have not
yet been caught of. Course she would figure that one
out. Of course she.
She saw something. Oh shit, what is going on?
This is annoying me. I'm so mad right now because I'm
not starting this over. OK, that's just going to have to
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stay, Ryan. That's just going to have to
stay. Oh my God.
I don't know where my tripod is.And this puts the New York.
Anyway, Jasmine wanted y'all to know that five of the five of
them are Gemini's and they have not yet been caught.
One was caught sleeping on a bench out on a bus bench
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outside. You, you escaped and you don't
even got no place to go. Like, what's wrong with you?
Like. Like you didn't contact nobody
when you got out? Like y'all didn't plan this at
all There's. So much so they found another
one underneath of underneath a car in the in the French Quarter
or something like that. I think I'm like, yo, like the
elevator didn't go all the way up, apparently.
Look at cash. Yeah, he.
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He cute licking with no bow tie.We got a little bow tie on look
at though. She's she's been ghetto this
episode, so she trying to she trying to gain y'all favor with
with a with a little view of cash.
I see. I see.
I'm looking at my bed. Very cute, but like, there's so
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much, so much wrong here. The The person went out to lunch
for seven hours. He went out.
I don't think he went out to lunch for seven hours.
I just think he left and didn't.I don't know if he was supposed
to do a walkthrough when he never did his walkthrough and
until the next person came through.
So he just assumed everything was good and it wasn't because
these men had escaped and they were outside. #2 how'd these
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people threaten you with a shake, Sir?
Were you inside their cell with them?
Like how? How did this happen like?
And why? If they couldn't get out the
cell without going through the wall, how, how could they?
Like, how could they get to you,Sir?
I don't, I don't, I just don't understand.
Like, cuz like in my brain, the jails work like it's a cell.
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And then all the people that's not locked up can walk around
freely outside of those cells. And then the people that are,
you know, locked up, they're behind the cells for, you know,
for reason, for good reason. So like they can't like get to
you. Like this is a whole physical
barrier in between. So none of that makes sense,
Sir. And I just want to know, 10 is
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not a small number, you know what I mean?
So were these 10 individuals just hanging out in a cell and
y'all were just like, oh it's just the boys having a boys
night? Like how does that work?
This is a question like 10 people in the cells.
A lot of people. Like do what I mean?
Unless they was like oh we escaping tonight and so y'all
come, come through, come through, come through.
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We got a hole. We got a hole in the in the
cell. So how?
Do but like. So many questions.
How did they get from their cellto yourself?
Unless there's 10 people in one cell, it doesn't make.
Like, it's a lot of the math is not math thing because I don't
have jail experience. But from what I've seen on TV is
typically at most maybe 4 to a cell if it's a bigger cell, like
it's two bunk beds, you know what I mean?
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Correct. So even if there were four
people in a cell, what would theother other six people do?
They was just like, Oh yeah, we're all just like, how does
that work? Am I not thinking big enough?
Is that what this means Is I'm not thinking yeah, criminally
enough because. Yeah, my criminal mind is not
working today, but yeah, it is what it is.
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But these were, these were pretty, pretty dumb criminals to
begin with. So you know it is what?
It is, I just know one of their mug shots lets me know that if
he has not been caught, when he does get caught, he's snitching
on all of y'all 'cause he's not adding time to his whatever he
already got to serve. OK, He's telling y'all.
He's telling which one of y'all came up with it and which one of
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y'all threatened William. OK.
Nobody threatened William. I don't get it.
It don't make sense. That's not that's not the story.
That's. Some other story.
Listen, be going with what William said and I'm telling
you, William said. They threatened him, and I'm
letting you know that one's going to tell him.
Well, you know who it was? What's this one in it?
Today if I work in a jail, why am I doing something that's
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going to land me in jail like this?
Doesn't make sense. I already know what y'all going
through. I'm not doing this.
Not doing. I'm not.
No, no thanks. Maybe William got a boyfriend.
I, I don't know. Maybe William, you know, was
trying to free his man, his man,his man, his man, and one way or
the other, they're gonna be together.
I didn't think about that part maybe.
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That's outside or on the inside it and now.
I'm gonna leave that. I'm gonna leave that.
I'm just. I'm gonna leave that all the way
along. All right.
A serious matter really quickly before we get to my my, what I
think is going to be my favoritediscussion of the conversation
of the this conversation today. So we have pulled back on
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politics a little bit because it's a lot.
And every day Donald Trump does something stupid.
Every day he does something corrupt.
And if we spend episodes talkingabout it, then we become a
political podcast. And like, that's not really.
And my therapist said I need to be focusing on joy, Black joy.
But with that being said, a big,beautiful bill, and that's
literally the title of this billpassed the House.
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And the reason I'm talking aboutthis is because I don't want
people, especially people who listen to our podcast, to be
uninformed about things that areon the line that could be
impactful to you and your familyat some point down the line.
OK, so this bill passed literally by one vote, 2:15 to
2:14. All Republicans, well most a
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majority of Republicans voted for it. 2 Republicans did vote
with the Democrats against it, which doesn't say much.
But anyway, so it brings back Trump's 2017 tax cuts, which
means the both you're getting richer and if you're making
under $1,000,000 you're getting poorer.
Don't expect your your paycheck to go up.
Don't expect your tax refund to look beautiful.
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It's not because now you're paying for the rich people.
It also allegedly eliminates taxes on tips, overtime pay and
auto loan interest. So you may see more money on
your paycheck, but it's still going to get taxed because he
brought back the tax cuts that what help the rich.
Also in the fine print of this bill, it also slashes social
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safety programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
So that's basically healthcare and food assistance to millions
of people now, not only other programs being cut, the work
requirements are getting tired of.
So if you're in between jobs, underemployed, or dealing with
chronic health issues, you will have to jump through hoops in
order to get the help that you need.
It also repeals a bunch of cleanenergy tax credits that were
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passed in 2022. So if you thought about going
solar or if you are solar and you might have to upgrade your
home or buy an electric car, don't expect any tax breaks to
help you down the line because it's not going to happen.
It also puts more money into themass deportation program.
So if you or someone you love isundocumented, that basically
means that these people who are out here in these ICE outfits
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that they buy off of Amazon and Sheehan are coming looking for
people because now they're putting more money into those
types of programs. The debt ceiling, it adds our
debt ceiling, which is our bill,to about $4 trillion.
So while it's cutting programming for everyday people,
it racks up even more national debt in the name of tax cuts and
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military spending. Independent and places like the
CBO and the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget says
this would add 3 to 5 trillion to the national debt over the
next decade. Why?
Because the tax cuts reduce government income way more than
the spending cuts do. So if you are thinking today,
why are you talking about this and how does this affect me?
If you're a low income, know somebody who's low income,
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disabled or relying on public assistance, this bill makes it
harder for you to live. If you're middle class, you may
see a small tax break, but you're also inhabiting more
national debt and fewer public services.
And if you're wealthy, the bill is basically a tax coded love
letter to you and your multi $1,000,000 so.
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It's just this is bigger than people like I don't understand
what economists these people aretalking to because it doesn't
make sense because just the justthe, the, the mass deportation
part of this, who's going to do the work?
Who's going to do the work? Oh, you didn't hear?
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In Florida, they're trying to loosen child labor laws in order
to help have children do the work that they've lost due to
mass deportations. It's like, I don't get it.
Like, you know, when you, you put a whole bunch of Domino's
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next to each other and like linethem up and like, you know,
you'd make a nice little patternand all of that stuff, you tip 1
and then everything comes falling and tumbling down.
That's literally what this is. Yeah. 1 little piece is going to
affect the next piece is going to affect the next piece.
And we talked about trickle downeconomics.
That's never worked. This is going to trickle up.
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All the money is going to trickle up towards the rich and
we are going to get poorer by the second, like you said,
because just off a Medicaid alone, do you know how many
people rely on Medicaid? Yeah, yeah, People that I know
specifically and closely when you when you hit retirement age
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and you want a fixed. Income.
I was just going to say my mom'son Medicaid, She's retired,
she's on Medicaid and Medicare. And who's going to help her?
I mean, I'm obviously going to take care of my mother
regardless, But yeah, why is shebeing?
Why is she being punished when she's done the work?
She's now retired, and this is something that she relies on,
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and now she's going to suffer. And the crazy thing about it is
some of these things don't take effect until 2029, which then
means that if Democrats somehow end up in power and these things
start to happen, it's going to be the same second that we have
now because people have short memories and they're going to
blame the Democrats. Yes, they.
Are and the Democrats don't have, for some reason, they
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don't know how to get their messaging together, but they
start really talking about thesethings, letting people know like
call this bill Donald Trump's love letter to millionaires.
Come up with something. Sort of like they call the
Affordable Care Act, they call that.
Obamacare. Obamacare and then when they
realize. That's what you need to do.
The people that benefit the mostfrom Obamacare were the same
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people that were pissed off about the same bill.
So I mean, the the the ACT or whatever.
So what are we talking about? This is terrible.
Also, Yeah, if you are cutting all the social programs that
ever since I was 1415 when I started working, I've been
paying into and not to mention all the people that are retired
(48:34):
already that paid all these, allthis money into these things
that, you know, social programs that were supposed to guarantee
some security for them when theygot to an age where they were no
longer working. Give them and give me my money
back, all of it. Give us all the money back.
This is the thing that I don't think these people are thinking
about is that at some point a match is going to be lit.
(49:00):
Yeah. And the result of that fire can
go one of two ways. You know what I mean?
Yeah. And I just want people to be
aware the reason I brought it upor the reason I did was a topic
this week is just because I don't want us to continually be
uninformed or misinformed because this is how we end up
(49:21):
with Donald Trump. Yeah.
And granted, yes, you know, you know, if you listen to the
podcast that Ryan and I are probably very liberal leaning or
liberals or whatever, whatever it is.
But the reality of the situationis I gain nothing by lying to
you, right? I gain nothing by telling you
(49:41):
what I know as fact. I don't have a hidden agenda.
I'm not running for office because at the end of the day, I
live in a sanctuary state, right?
Lives in a sanctuary state neverbecause the way the way the
Democrats would be sick of me, Jasmine Crockett.
They would be like, please give us Jasmine Crockett because I'm
cursing everybody. That's what we need, actually,
(50:03):
I. Think actually really quickly
before we move on to my questionfor you.
This goes out to Representative Richie Torres of the Bronx.
Bronx, I need you to be so fucking for real.
And I try not to curse. I've tried to taper that, but I
needed to say that out loud for you because you got your scrawny
(50:25):
ass fingers up on threads and said that there's no there's no
genocide in South Africa and there's no genocide in Gaza.
Now, why? You may be right about there not
being a white genocide in South Africa.
Sir, the definition of genocide literally points to what's
happening in Gaza. We get it, APAC is paying you.
(50:46):
We get it, We so get it. But the fact that you are
willing to sell your souls whilechildren are starving to death
right now, while families have literally been martyred
together. I know your ancestors are
disappointed in you and I pray that this is the last.
I don't know when your term is up.
You are so lucky. I don't live in New York, but
(51:07):
when I find out, I just like I work hard on making sure that
Eric Adams does not see the light of day as Mayor of New
York past this June. We're coming for you because
that is the most asinine thing you could have ever said.
And granted, I get it. Some lunatic killed 2 Jewish
Israeli people in Washington DC and he said free Palestine.
(51:33):
He is a sick person. He has.
He shouldn't have done it. Those two people should not have
died, totally understand that. But to use their deaths to kind
of justify the fact that hundreds of thousands of
children and families and people, mothers, fathers,
grandparents have been murdered in Gaza.
Please kiss my ass. Please kiss my ass.
(51:56):
Yeah, please. Anyway.
What an amazing mood booster today.
Sorry. This is going to this is going
to this is going to boost your moods right now, Justin Bieber
and then this I have a question because this is not our this.
We don't care about Justin Bieber over here.
OK, I don't. Ever since he said 11 less
(52:18):
lonely N word and that song, it's been curtains for him, for
me. I don't care who cosigns him.
It's a wrap for that little boy.Anyway, he said that he admitted
that in the middle of a fight, he once told Haley, his wife,
that she'd never get a Vogue cover.
Fast forward to now. Haley's out here with her first
solo Vogue cover he posted online.
(52:41):
But he said so, so mean. I know.
Yikes. And he said he can't.
It came from feeling disrespected and just trying to
get a hit in emotionally. But he also took accountability,
said he's grown and that hurtingthe person you love just delays
the actual connection. My question to you is you've
been with your wife forever in aday and I'm sure you guys have
(53:04):
had disagreements, ups and downs, bumps in the roads,
whatever. At any point have you felt that
if your wife had shared a dream with you and y'all got into an
argument you've ever said to herthat's why your dream nothing to
come true? Never, never.
I'm actually my wife's biggest cheerleader.
(53:26):
A lot of a lot of her successes.I'm usually a lot of the
backbone of that. And you know, I want to see my
wife when and so that would never come out of my mouth.
I also understand how to argue. I don't usually argue, but if we
do have a disagreement, I do know that what you say right now
(53:47):
in the heat of the moment is andcan ruin what you have built
and, and the foundation of what you got going on and like all of
that stuff. So I'm very mindful about the
words that I speak during those,those, those rough times.
(54:08):
However, that's not even a thought in my brain, so it would
never come up, you know what I mean?
So it's, it's like, like, I don't understand people that
argue like this. And you know, this is where a
lot of people, you know, don't pay attention to the, to the red
flags and the pink flags or whatever those flags are, but
(54:29):
ahead of time before they tie their lives together and all
that. How someone deals with conflict
and how they argue and all that stuff is a very big indicator of
what your life is going to look like.
And so you overlooking certain things.
I can't, I can't imagine that that argument would be the first
time that he had some sort of misstep that that would make
(54:54):
sense. And I don't, I don't know.
They maybe they have the most loving relationship, but
somebody that could, you know, Iguess like downplay the dreams
of their partner is kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy to me. I'm going to tell you, I'm going
to tell you and that's why you got food on the side of your
(55:16):
face or whatever. But like I'm never going to be,
I'm never going to be on something.
Oh, your dreams are never going to come true because like what
our dreams are supposed to be happy coming through, coming
through together. You know what I mean?
Like that, first of all, that whole thing was violent to me
for a couple of reasons. One, we wouldn't have known you
told Haley that you did not believe in her had you not
(55:38):
shared that with us. OK.
You did not have to take. Like, what annoys me the most
about this moment is that his wife obviously has a moment for
herself, right? Like a dream.
She's checked something off her wish list, right?
Like, I've, I've made a Vogue cover, right?
You have now tainted that by coming out publicly and telling
us that at one point you told your wife you never thought she
(56:02):
was going, so now we're not. Why do we know about her get
exactly? Why do we know we're not?
Even talking about her, and not that we would because it's Haley
B, but like no one cares truly. But instead of people talking
about the Vogue cover in of itself, now we're talking about
the fact that you shat on your wife's dream.
That's that's I mentioned this word, this this phrase a couple
(56:25):
of episodes ago. I think I'm going to use it more
often. Bitch made.
Bitch made like yeah, yeah. And the fact that y'all are
applauding him and saying that like oh this has shown growth
for him. Are you dumb?
Are you dumb? Yes.
Yeah, because. All Justin Bieber had to do was
say congratulations to my beautiful wife Haley or making
(56:48):
crossing something off her bucket list for making her dream
come true. Babe, I've always believed in
you. You literally said I told my
wife in the heat of a moment because I wanted to hurt her
feelings so badly. That's why This will never make
this. This will never happen for you.
But I've grown since then. Yo, I just, I don't, I don't
(57:12):
understand. I, I, I didn't, I didn't grow up
witnessing what a relationship is supposed to look like.
I've been making this shit up asI go along, but I know, I know
there's just certain things thatthat a solid foundation for a
relationship is built upon and you not believing in your wife,
(57:35):
you downplaying your, your not just wife, but like yours, your
partner, your spouse or whatever.
This is not a good place to build whatever you're going to
build on. You can't build a mansion on
sand. A little bit of wind, little bit
of little bit of turbulence, little bit of thunderstorm is
going to knock that thing over like it's just, you know.
(57:57):
That was so wise and I was like,I mean, I already knew that you
were going to be shush, you weregoing to be on the right side of
that, but it was just I saw thatand I was like, I can't believe
people the like at least he's atleast he's he's showing growth.
We why do we know? Why do we know that you don't
like your wife, Justin Bieber? Because that's what that's
telling me. Yeah.
(58:20):
Like you don't like her because you literally took her moment
from her. Yeah, like, and that's why I,
you know, I've been I've been asI've gotten older, I definitely
want to use the term partner more so than husband and wife
and all that. Still trying to get my wife to
to agree to that. What she but it makes sense.
(58:42):
Like you, that's what this is. It's a partnership.
It's a partnership and like yourwins are my wins, my wins are
your wins, your losses are my losses and vice versa, all those
things. And so why would I not believe
in your dreams what you're trying to accomplish?
Like that doesn't make sense. That's what that's that's like
(59:04):
me not believing in me. That doesn't make sense.
Like, why would you basically tell your wife?
Like, you ain't shit? Like that's literally what
Justin Bieber said to his wife. Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you ain't shit. Like Vogue is not.
Yeah, Haley, girl, you deserve better.
That's what I'm gonna say about that.
Also like why would I want to bewith somebody that ain't shit
like that does not make sense like.
What does that say about you, Sir?
(59:26):
Oh. My God.
That's another conversation for that racist.
Stop it. This episode is already ghetto
as it is. I don't need you in the
background making it even more ghetto, OK?
What do you call a soldier with no legs?
Oh God, I don't know why you're starting off like this.
(59:48):
First of all, it's Memorial Day weekend and it's fleetly out of
pocket and. That's why that's.
Why? What do you call a soldier with
no legs? Army.
Oh, that's submission from Will.What did DJ Khaled's left nipple
(01:00:13):
say to his right nipple? Left nipple say to his right
nipple. God, we the breasts.
I'm mad you got. That is that right?
Yeah, I'm mad. You got that.
I am so mad. You got that.
(01:00:35):
I am so mad. Yo, I was thinking another one,
another one, another one. I was like that don't make
sense. And then it was like, what is
this other saying, yeah, we depressed?
Yo, talk about some you depressed.
Shut up, Ryan. That's.
Good, that is good. Oh my goodness.
Oh, what do you call a cult that's hard to get into?
(01:01:00):
Oh God, what? Difficult.
Yeah, I promise you I don't likeyou.
Yep, Yep. What do you call a fruit that
magically shows up? A fruit that magically shows up,
(01:01:31):
I don't know what. Appear.
That's good. That's good.
I like how we're a little wholesome today, even.
Though our. Army one of the little A.
Little that was out of pocket. I don't have anything that's out
of out of order. The DJ Kalam was the closest
thing. I guess I have another a little
(01:01:51):
out of order one knock knock. Oh God, who's there?
Little person couldn't reach thebell.
Little person couldn't reach thebell.
Who? No, that's the person that
knocked on the door. Come on today.
(01:02:13):
I was like, that's a very long name, but OK.
Little person who can't reach the bell.
Who? Oh my God.
Oh. God, what do you call a line of
rabbits walking backwards? Oh my gosh, wait, this is
probably like the third time that's been on this show and.
(01:02:34):
I couldn't remember. I felt like it felt familiar,
but I couldn't. Say it again.
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
Oh. My God.
Receding hairline. Receding hairline.
I couldn't remember if you said it or not.
I was like, I think we did, but I'm going to do it again anyway.
OK, this one is this one was submission from someone as well.
(01:02:59):
I thought it was funny. Maybe not so funny anymore, who
knows, We'll see. Why did the Glasses need a
lawyer? God, why?
It was framed for being shady. That that was a that was a very
corny dad joke. Like that was that was a top
(01:03:20):
notch corny dad joke. I've got another one.
I got another one. This is my last one.
What do you call Ian's daughter?What do you call Ian's daughter?
Daughter. Damn, what is what?
(01:03:44):
Lillian, I just realized Nataliegave me a joke, but I forgot to
write it down, so I'm gonna use it next week.
OK, OK, alright, here's my othercorny dad joke.
What do you call a pig that doeskarate?
A pork chop. Virgoseasonshow@gmail.com is the
(01:04:10):
e-mail address. Send us some things, words that
go one after the other with a period of punctuation and stuff.
You can also check the website outvirgoseasonshow.com We have
things there and yeah. You can also find us on YouTube,
(01:04:36):
TikTok and Instagram at Virgo season show.
You can find Ryan at Oh black Ryan on TikTok and Instagram.
Even though he owned News Nail one of them.
I'm gonna post a picture I'm using.
I'm gonna post a picture of the.Beyoncé post a picture of his
Beyoncé outfit. I can actually post a picture
with me and you 'cause we gonna be there.
Oh yeah we gonna be there together but not together but
(01:04:58):
the same. We'll be there at the same time.
So y'all might get a another. Ryan and Jenny actually know
each other in real LifeProof of life type of thing.
You can find me on TikTok and Instagram as well at Jenny.
OK, alright, what is Sexy Red's favorite thing to do in the
(01:05:18):
winter? Oh God, I feel like you have to
like care about what Sexy Red does in order to get this
answer. And I genuinely couldn't care
less about that young lady. So what does she do?
(01:06:05):
Back off season.
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