April 25, 2021 • 26 mins
Well of course they're back! Mike brings on Dave and Michael from one of his favorite podcasts (The Center Cut) to bracket off Weird Hobbies!
Taxidermist vs Animal Erotica Artist
Doll Collector vs Furry
Championship
Taxidermist vs Animal Erotica Artist
Doll Collector vs Furry
Championship
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Well, I'm gonna whack Bracken isthe podcast whose favorite hobbies include ray quitting
mad and face swapping. Pin Geleven one Hub videos. I'm your host,
Mike, and on this episode,I have again the guys, the
Men of the Miss the Slam Danswers. The only difference is you will not
find their stickers in the cereal box, but you will find it on the
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back of my laptop. We haveDave and Michael from the ever infamous Center
Cut podcast. How are you doinggreat? You said you put Penn's face
in a porn What are you talkingabout? Yeah? I tried us swapping
the dick, but the face swappinglike didn't work and I ended up with
his face. Well, if youput pen in, just make sure you
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tell her that the show your bannfor the rest of you next week.
But no, seriously, Oh Dave, you have anything to add to that
intro? What can I possibly haveto add to that? Mike? We
got the episode quota of Penjealette Penisjokes. There's there's no more than two.
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I know we've a hard one inboth ways is enough, but yeah,
two is probably being egregious. Sowe're gonna avoid that. But we
are going to brack it off somepretty interesting things. We are going to
brack it off people with strange hobbies. And before we do that, I
would like you to tell everyone whatyou do over at the center cut besides
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talk about Penelott's penis with me.Yeah, so it's the center cut.
We watch the beginning and end ofmovies and TV seasons, and we feel
listener questions to help us figure outthe middle. It's a lot of fun
in Dave and I argue a lot, a lot, much more than we
do on this show. Oddly,Yeah, I bring out the best in
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you. Usually I bring out thekindness. It's kind of kind of surprised.
That's the worst of me, notthe best. I don't know what
you're talking about. Well, youknow, everybody has to have a happy
day. Sometimes we can't all beangry all the time. That's reserved for
Michael. Actually, Michael's pretty jobmost of the times. Thank you.
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Yeah, you're an all right dude. But before sometimes, but before we
go on with that, I willexplain. If people do not know what
a whag bracket is, I willtell them we are asking the burning questions
you'd never do you want it answered? Until we ask them. We will
bring on fellow podcasters and friends ofthe show, Shut shut, Shut shut
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shut hit a glitch button there,such as Michael and Dave, and we
will brag it off similar contestants usingirrelevant, ever changing questions. If you
guys are ready, I will startthe wag bracketing. I'm so ready.
Let's knock it out. Let's dothis people with strange hobbies. We are
going to put a taxidermist up againstsome weirdo that rolls animal erotica, and
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we're going to ask which one ofthese two is more likely to be tracked
secretly by the FBI. Let's hearMichael, all right, So I think
both are good answers. I reallydo. Now, if you're a taxidermist,
you're into dead creatures and you cansew up said creatures and make them
not smell. That requires a specialkind of crazy to painstakingly pose a deceased
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squirrel and weird poses. You're definitelyon a watch list of some sort if
you do that, because a lotof that could be used for humans.
Now for the animal erotica, Iguess I want to clarify we're talking about
like drawing zebra penises and anti eateror anus. Correct. I was thinking
more like those weird you've seen them, I think before where somebody will have
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like a mouse with like huge titsand a nice ass, and it's kind
of arousing to you. But I'venever seen that. No, that sounds
like a youth thing. Yeah.I immediately thought of Lola Bunny and I
just couldn't even think of anything elseafter that. It's in my head,
well, and I'm happy. Thething is like, if you're into drawing
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animal erotica, I imagine it's goingto be like full detail, right,
You're not drawing like stick figures.We're talking about hyper realistic close ups of
porcupines giving badgers pod jobs. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so if you
can draw a beaver beaver, you'reeither on the spectrum or you've fantasized about
killing a sex worker. The FBIis deep, deep in your DMS.
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It's gotta be drawing animal erotica.It's gotta be, Dave, what do
you think interesting? So I disagree. I think that if you are drawing
like photo realistic character animal erotica,that that really does matter at all.
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That was a little. It wasmore. It matters a little, just
a slight, slight amount. Butbut I'm thinking the way I see it
is that it doesn't matter to theFBI. Why would the FBI give a
shit if you drew a fucking bearwith booze and a dick because it means
you're weird. It means you're intoweird things. So what a lot of
people are into weird things. Theyalso blow up buildings. Like I'm like,
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I'm into Lola Bunny. That doesn'tmake me a terrorist. Maybe I'm
glad to be there if that's therequirement. If having a crush a Lola
Bunny is a crime, then arrestme now, says Dave. Now rest
everyone after that first Space Jam movie. There's no way and no one had
any kind of feelings. I'm justcalling that out right now. But the
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way I see it is that taxidermyis definitely a trait or hobby that someone
could have that, like Michael said, could fit into a lot of different
categories of something that the FBI wouldbe concerned with more and more. Actually,
big game hunting and stuff like thatis prevalent, and the criminal investigations
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are being taken a consideration of huntingand danger and animals things like that.
So I think that a taxidermist,especially a really good one who is doing
a lot of a large stuff likethat, could definitely be on a list
because they could be involved in thatkind of illegal activity. But I also
think that taxidermy could be applied to, like Michael said, the human realm
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as well. So if we're talkingabout realistic animal erotica, FBI doesn't care
about that, but they sure docare about taxidermy. Well, I actually
get to break a tie, whichit is gonna be nice because you guys
have been nice to each other.Now now the claws are coming out with
the animal erotica. We've got twodifferent sides to this. Do you want
dead animals or horny animals? We'reboth dead horny animals. If they die
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with a chub then doesn't really matter. So with that said, taxidermist versus
someone who draws animal erotica, Firstoff, there was a big phase.
I think it was in the thirties. I did a little research on this,
and I didn't take notes on itbecause it was a little too creepy.
But apparently there was some guy whowas a big taxidermist who used to
make dioramas and things with dead animals. He had one with a bunch of
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rabbits and it's just really wild shit. So yeah, if you Wikipedia taxidermy,
you'll find it pretty quickly. It'skind of frightening. But to me,
a taxidermist is like that guy ina way, because he's kind of
like feels that paintings of animals arejust for nonimaginative pussies, you know.
And I'm pretty sure that every taxidermistprobably follows QAnon, has at least one
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restraining order and definitely knows about homemadeexplosives. Kids who draw animal erotica usually
that's the kid in the back ofyour class that has like half a shaved
head and the other half of hishair goes down to his ass. He
wore like an extra large army jacket. He's a kid who's dad didn't have
the Internet and actually knew how tohide his porn stash. So this kid
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has a bad imagination and he can'timagine how to jacket, so he starts
drawing. He sees girls in class, he sees teenage mutant ninja turtles,
He makes a leap and then he'slike, you can put those two together
and an obvious leap, look likewith tits. Yeah, exactly, turtle
and a half shell boner power.Let's go total recall and give him the
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titten like the three tits, orlet's just turn this whole thing. But
that's where these weird kids do.But you know what, eventually he's a
good artist. But at the timehe couldn't imagine girls being naked. He's
just never seen anything, so hehas to put in his own special sauce.
Yeah, there's naked animals everywhere.You can flip over a dog in
the backyard and go to town withyour When you're a young kid, how
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are you going to find a nakedwoman? That's harder, much harder.
Yeah, it's it's not easy.It's hard to hard to do when you're
an ugly guy too. He trustme with that said, I do agree
that with Dave here, and Ido think that taxidermy lends itself to scarier
people where it's not just think thatthe animal erotica kid, he's just lonely
and bored and he's just looking fora release, a full release, but
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a release. I think the flawin your logic is you're saying it's a
kid. Nobody said this had tobe a kid. We're talking adults,
adults that draw animal dicks. I'mgoing to make a leap of faith here.
I'm going to make an assumption thatif you started drawing animal erotica,
you did it as a kid.So as an adult, you spent so
much time into your animal erotica,you don't have time to kill and stuff
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and display animals in a weird way. Also, even if we are referring
to it as a kid, andwe make that comparison to a child who
is doing taxidermy, that is tentimes moren't frightening. Yeah, it's probably
more frightening to have a child doingtaxidermy than an adult. So yeah,
a kid's definitely on the list.So yeah, I think taxidermist it's going
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to go onto the next round.Sorry, Bichael, but you can be
redeemed here because I know you havesome history. You've got a story you
want to tell about one of thesehobbies, and that hobby is doll collecting.
So we're going to put doll collectorsagainst people who are furries, and
we're going to ask which one ofthese two people are more likely to have
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a raging case of OCD. Irequest to hear Michael's story before I offer
my answer. Okay, that's fine, request accepted, all right. So
I sell old books on eBay nowrecently, so I'm gonna an eBay mastering
something like one. Now. Recently, my wife's parents cleaned out their attic
and found a bunch of my wife'sAmerican doll and accessories from when she was
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a child. I sold it allin eBay for her. Here was an
exchange with a crazy doll collecting womanthat is very pertinent to this discussion.
So this first message came out ofnowhere. This was after this woman purchased
one of the items, which waslike a sailor outfit. I tend to
believe that people who sell used itemsalways make sure that the items are in
the best shape they can be.I'm good at deep pilling and even without
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bleach, making them a little morebright. I saw the value in the
item, so I bought it.Please wear a mask no matter your political
affiliation. That's message one. Nowafter she received the item, this was
the first message. Hi, Ijust opened up the package. It seems
to be missing the pamphlet that goesalong with the outfit, which has way
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more pilling than I'm used to seeing. No hard feelings, just think the
price was higher than it should havebeen without the pamphlet, the dull color
and severe pilling. The hat's ribbonseems to be frayed, although I'm going
to work with it with anti fryliquor and good scissors and hope I can
prevent further fraying. Okay, Iresponded with some you know, some nice
at ease and so forth. Herresponse was, no worries, it's an
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awesome outfit. We found the pamphletin the bottom of a garbage sack.
All is good. Have a niceday now. An hour later I received
another message. It's hilarious that Iasked my hubby to dig to the bottom
of a garbage sack that was filledwith all in caps garbage. But I
was remiss in not clearing out theenvelope, which I usually do. I
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was excited to get the dress soakingin borax hydrogen peroxide in tied detergent.
I forgot the borax the first time, so I'm gonna do it again.
I need to get a sharper razorto shave off pills. Mine all have
the moisturizing bomb on them, sothey will just grease up the garment.
Thanks again, What the hell iswrong with this psychopath? Get us say
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three things, then I'll let youdo finish. Thank number one. This
starts out. I was waiting forthe story to end up like an Eminem
song called Stay. Secondly, I'velost my train. At thought was I'm
completely baffled by this, But yeah, this is I really had like three
things and I've lost it all.I can remember this. I know where
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you're going. Oh second thing,she I would argue, maybe she doesn't
have OCD if she didn't fucking lookthrough the entire box first. I mean,
that's a fair point. But whatkind of psycho like messages this random
shit and bleaches with multiple levels ofchemicals to clean a little doll's dress and
then shaves it with her own legrazors? I don't like. Okay,
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furry is sure like they probably hangup their tiger costume in a particular way,
and they brush their pony mane ina specific manner. Do they shave
their six year old girl doll sailoroutfit with the same venus razor that they
shave their legs with. This iscase closed, Case closed. Dear Michael,
thank you for selling me to suitfrom this this doll. It wasn't
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quite as bright as I thought itwould be at all. I wanted to
let you know about the boorhacks,and now I'm off to not pay my
state tax. Love, crazy dolllady. Nope, I am stepping in
here, you gentlemen. I don'tappreciate your tones. Here is a nice
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lady who just wants to find someonewho appreciates her hobby as much as she
does. So she's just reaching outthinking that someone who's selling a bunch of
shit on eBay has some knowledge orexperience with the stuff that they are selling.
She's just trying to make a friend. And if you're making an argument
that she's going crazy over a doll, it so you take twenty minutes before
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we record to hang up like oldegg cartons and sheets behind you to increase
our audio quality by two percent.And it took a shower too. But
this lady who's putting some effort intoher hobby is some kind of crazy douchebag.
I both of you are ridiculous thislady has a hobby that she cares
about, and so what if she'sOCD or she likes to make sure that's
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the highest quality of possible. It'ssomething that she enjoys. Just be nice.
She didn't say anything. She wassuper nice to the think she didn't
say anything means she wasn't like,fuck you idiot for not pointing out where
the pamphlet is or sending me lowquality garbage trash. She was just like,
Oh, it wasn't quite as goodas I thought, but I think
I can work with it. I'mreally excited about it. So fuck you
guys. I like this lady.Send me your email. So the question
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is, I'm not even sure whowe voted or Alley voted yet, but
this has been fun. So Michael, or do you on touch out of
Furry at all? Yeah? Itouched on him. I don't want touch
them anymore. They're just crazy OCDladies. A doll collects, Dave,
Dave, what do you think?Yeah? I would also argue that it's
got to be doll collectors when itcomes to OCD. There are a lot
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of different versions of OCD and alot of different symptoms that people can have
of it, but I think themost common one is cleanliness and organization.
And I think that keeping a furrycostume clean and proper is probably near impossible
if anyone's ever been a mascot oranything like that for any high school.
So I think that a doll collectoris going to put much more time into
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making everything clean and organize things likethat. I think a furry would have
a really hard time being ocd right, so fresh and so clean and what
that said, I would probably agreewith both of you. And as much
as I would love to talk aboutthis lady the entire podcast, I think
we had to have a fictional storyabout this lady buying different things on eBay.
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I think it would be great,but sadly we can't talk about her
any longer. Well, we'll atleast wrap this question up. I'm not
really weird it out by being afurry. I know that some people are.
I'm like, yeah, I thinkit probably doesn't bother me because I
used to reimagine Barah Fawcet and Charlie'sAngels as being like a female Chewbacca.
But doll collecting. Yeah, myaunt used to keep dolls, and she
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used to collect them, and sheused to set them up in a room,
and she actually used to take acabbage Patch kid around with her and
treated as her child. The cabbagePatch kid's name was Logan Michael. I'm
pretty sure you were named after thecabbage Patch child. Yeah, I was
not, but she had this cabbagePatch doll and she made a big deal
about it. Well, this iswhen cabbage Patch kids. You guys are
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probably too old to remember this,but they were a hot ship for a
half a minute. And my mommade me stand in line one day,
and you used to stand in lineget cabbage Patch kids. We got a
couple and literally you just grabbed whicheverone you got. You couldn't like look
through them because it was a maddash. And this is the way the
Black Friday used to be in there. I guess it still is. I'm
too old to funk with that shipanymore. But I grabbed a doll,
my mom grabbed a doll. Wewent outside and we checked them out because
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they all look a little different intheir dress, a little dear front,
and they have fake birth certificate.And the doll I got wasn't named the
same, but looked identical to thedoll my aunt had, and when my
aunt saw this other doll that lookedjust like her doll that she was treating
as a small child, she lostevery bit of her ship. I've never
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seen a grown woman freak out morethan I have. She's like, I
can't believe this. She was soupset with me for grabbing this doll.
So she was angry. She wasangry and hurt that Savior Roberts would sell
an identical doll from the cabbage patch, not realizing these things are mass produced.
But she's a fucking idiot. Butshe also used to send my mom
wishcraft ship. She's crazy. Now, I come from a whole line of
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crazy, but she's at the endof that line. But yeah, she
was a dog collector and she hadsome weird shit. So yeah, I'm
I think that she probably has ragingevery weird possible thing that up a human
could ask. So I'm gonna totallybe on board with with dog collecting as
well. All right, nailed it, So doll collector versus taxidermist. Final
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question being which one of these twois more likely to have a TikTok video
with over one million likes? Ohboy, that's another tough You really roll
out these these hard final questions.Well, I had an easy final question,
but then you rebuffed Michael and eyesangry advances and made us clean up
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and sanitize our final question to somethingremotely acceptable to our PG thirteen rating.
Dave's the nicest of the three ofus. He is the moral compass of
both our shows. That's obvious afteryour guys total mis betrayal of that poor
woman collecting American girl doll costumes.So I am going to have to say
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doll collector, the only reason being, you know, if you asked more
likely to have a TikTok with themost followers, I would argue for taxidermy,
just so there were one million millennialswho were on there just to destroy
this person all day, every dayto try and get them to stop harming
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animals. But if they are lookingfor likes, I'm going to say the
doll collector is going to make moresense. It can be a nostalgic depending
on the types of videos they're postingfor people back of their childhood and things
like that, good or bad,but I think that is going to be
relatively nostalgic, and people aren't gonnalove seeing taxidermy stuff, and they're gonna
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get a lot of negative feedback.Alrighty, doll collector, Michael, what
you got. No, if I'velearned anything since I started podcasting, it's
that motherfucker's into some maccabre shit andhow to stuff your dead parakeet video would
start trending and people would just killtheir birds just so they could get in
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on the newest challenge. One thousandpercent believe that it would be a taxidermist.
There is absolutely not one cool orhip thing about collecting dolls and their
paraphernalia. The only fun thing toever ever come from dolls is that Aqua
song. Come on, Barbie,let's go party. That's it. Ha
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ha, Yeah, that's it.Everything about doll sucks. That's the one.
Yeah, it's it's gonna be ataxidermist. I don't believe you got
me to That was pretty dope.Actually, that is one song I've heard
but I couldn't have pulled out ofthin air. So I'm impressed with both
of you. Oh and yeah,the first person I'm going to have on
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my music podcast will be Dave andnab him. Let him sing every song.
How's that? The highest possible voiceI could do dope af So with
that said, I get to breaka second time, and I'm pretty excited
about this. I'm glad to seeyou guys going at each other's throat here.
Both of these are probably some creepyas people. But doll lady versus
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taxidermist doll, we assume it's alady. I guess theoretically could be a
guy, but we'll stick with dolllady. Every single doll item I sold
was to a woman based on theiruser name on eBay, so just keep
that in the back of your mind. Based on their user dame. Well,
you know what, Leslie from PatriotPatriots shout out to anybody to watch
this Patriot Nobody could sat but Michaeland I and maybe one other person.
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And if you do, please sendme an email at I Love Patriot too
at whackbrackets dot com will have aviewing party with Michael side note. So
with that said, let's get backto the Whack Bracket tea. We have
Dug Collector Taxidermist. We have asplit who is more likely to have a
million likes on a TikTok video.Dug Collector Lady taxidermist taxidermist, as Michael
said, I don't think that thisis going to necessarily be a challenge where
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people are killing their parrots and stuffingthem, because that could be problematic.
I've seen how some of those bucketchallenges turned out. I can only imagine
how bad a parrot killing and stuffingchallenge would turn out. But I still
think the taxidermist is most likely topost videos again, and it'd be like
a man wash this. Yeah,this is a possum I found on the
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side of the road and I hithim. But I knew I could correct
his bones and make a good taxidermicproduct out of him. So here's me
correcting this poor little man's breakages,and this is me sewing him up and
making him look like he never hada gash in his four head. Where
It's like the doll collector lady,she is not even likely on TikTok.
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I'm an old man. I'm noton TikTok. I don't give a fuck.
I do have TikTok account, butI don't know what the hell.
But old doc collector lady, she'stoo busy collecting dolls. Now, if
I would say this, Dave,I think that someone could take a video
of her doll collection and it couldget a million like, but that's not
her. I think that she doesn'teven have the TikTok. She's not on
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their Taxidermy guy has the TikTok.He's doing weird shit. It's going to
be one of those things where peopleare liking the video. They may be
disgusted by it, but everybody enjoysa ridiculous character, and I think taxidermy
personality guy would probably have a betterlikability level on TikTok's I'm going with taxidermists
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as well. Hell yes, Iwill also say this though, had it
been animal Erotica in the final,that would have been an easy, easy
win because the big thing that we'velearned since posting things on Instagram is the
best performing pictures and videos we makeall involve cartoon cox and other fallic alternatives.
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But yeah, there's apparently everyone thatis on Instagram or just horned up
motherfuckers like nothing better to do buttapped to like our penis pictures, So
that would have that would have beenthe real winner. But I think Taxidermy
was the winner out of the whatwe had here. Well, fortunately,
we're all winners today because we hadDave and Michael on as guests again,
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and I'd love to I'd love tohave you guys on as always, and
thank you for helping me pick thetaxidermist as the wag Bracket champion in this
Weird Hobbies podcast. But why don'tyou tell people how to reach out to
you on the Instagram's, tweeters,etc. And tell us whatever the hell?
Y? Yeah, we are everywhereyou would think we would be,
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including only fans. Just kidding now. We do have a Facebook, the
Center Cut Cast, Twitter, andInstagram at the Center Cut We're on YouTube.
You could send us an email atthe Center Cut Cast at gmail dot
com. We are wherever you wantus to be, so come check us
out and stay for a while.Are we really on YouTube though we haven't
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put out a YouTube video in likeseventeen episodes of Day. That's true.
There are a lot of work andlike two people are watching them and that
doesn't make sense to me. Somedaywe'll start posting that. Don't give us
false information. Just go to ourInstagram and Twitter. That's really where we
drive the traffic. Yeah, Instagramis the prime time one for sure.
Hit up that absolutely well. Thatis perfect because people can do the same
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for me. They can go tothe instagrams and the tweeters. That's where
I do most of my damage.I'm only all the other ship. But
you probably won't hear from me fora while. If you want to send
me an email tell us what we'vedone right and wrong, that's great.
You can tell us Dave has falseshido instead of falsetto at wag brackets dot
com. We will take that andthat's pretty much it. You can send
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it to crazy doll collectors staying atblackbreacast dot com. I'll get that again.
I said this last time, I'llsay it again. If you'll like
us, let us know how wedid, and maybe give us a review
on Apple Podcast check out The CenterCut. Give those guys a review as
well. If you're gonna give usa bad review, go give it to
somebody else. I mean, we'retrying hard, man. We may fuck
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up a lot of shit, butwe're trying. So give us some love.
Just dab a little so well thatsaid, Thank you very much,
Dave Michael love having you guys on. This is always a pleasure of mine,
not a self pleasure, but apleasure, and I can do that
without you guys. So well,that's it. Thank you guys again,
and I will get out of hereand I will let you take us out,
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so we'll see you guys. SuitThank you for having us. Mike,
you're the best. We love everybody. Please got blah blah, I
have a date with all of Bunny. Goodbye.
Well, I'm gonna whack Bracken isthe podcast whose favorite hobbies include ray quitting
mad and face swapping. Pin Geleven one Hub videos. I'm your host,
Mike, and on this episode,I have again the guys, the
Men of the Miss the Slam Danswers. The only difference is you will not
find their stickers in the cereal box, but you will find it on the
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back of my laptop. We haveDave and Michael from the ever infamous Center
Cut podcast. How are you doinggreat? You said you put Penn's face
in a porn What are you talkingabout? Yeah? I tried us swapping
the dick, but the face swappinglike didn't work and I ended up with
his face. Well, if youput pen in, just make sure you
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tell her that the show your bannfor the rest of you next week.
But no, seriously, Oh Dave, you have anything to add to that
intro? What can I possibly haveto add to that? Mike? We
got the episode quota of Penjealette Penisjokes. There's there's no more than two.
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I know we've a hard one inboth ways is enough, but yeah,
two is probably being egregious. Sowe're gonna avoid that. But we
are going to brack it off somepretty interesting things. We are going to
brack it off people with strange hobbies. And before we do that, I
would like you to tell everyone whatyou do over at the center cut besides
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talk about Penelott's penis with me.Yeah, so it's the center cut.
We watch the beginning and end ofmovies and TV seasons, and we feel
listener questions to help us figure outthe middle. It's a lot of fun
in Dave and I argue a lot, a lot, much more than we
do on this show. Oddly,Yeah, I bring out the best in
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you. Usually I bring out thekindness. It's kind of kind of surprised.
That's the worst of me, notthe best. I don't know what
you're talking about. Well, youknow, everybody has to have a happy
day. Sometimes we can't all beangry all the time. That's reserved for
Michael. Actually, Michael's pretty jobmost of the times. Thank you.
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Yeah, you're an all right dude. But before sometimes, but before we
go on with that, I willexplain. If people do not know what
a whag bracket is, I willtell them we are asking the burning questions
you'd never do you want it answered? Until we ask them. We will
bring on fellow podcasters and friends ofthe show, Shut shut, Shut shut
(02:37):
shut hit a glitch button there,such as Michael and Dave, and we
will brag it off similar contestants usingirrelevant, ever changing questions. If you
guys are ready, I will startthe wag bracketing. I'm so ready.
Let's knock it out. Let's dothis people with strange hobbies. We are
going to put a taxidermist up againstsome weirdo that rolls animal erotica, and
(03:01):
we're going to ask which one ofthese two is more likely to be tracked
secretly by the FBI. Let's hearMichael, all right, So I think
both are good answers. I reallydo. Now, if you're a taxidermist,
you're into dead creatures and you cansew up said creatures and make them
not smell. That requires a specialkind of crazy to painstakingly pose a deceased
(03:27):
squirrel and weird poses. You're definitelyon a watch list of some sort if
you do that, because a lotof that could be used for humans.
Now for the animal erotica, Iguess I want to clarify we're talking about
like drawing zebra penises and anti eateror anus. Correct. I was thinking
more like those weird you've seen them, I think before where somebody will have
(03:50):
like a mouse with like huge titsand a nice ass, and it's kind
of arousing to you. But I'venever seen that. No, that sounds
like a youth thing. Yeah.I immediately thought of Lola Bunny and I
just couldn't even think of anything elseafter that. It's in my head,
well, and I'm happy. Thething is like, if you're into drawing
(04:13):
animal erotica, I imagine it's goingto be like full detail, right,
You're not drawing like stick figures.We're talking about hyper realistic close ups of
porcupines giving badgers pod jobs. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so if you
can draw a beaver beaver, you'reeither on the spectrum or you've fantasized about
killing a sex worker. The FBIis deep, deep in your DMS.
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It's gotta be drawing animal erotica.It's gotta be, Dave, what do
you think interesting? So I disagree. I think that if you are drawing
like photo realistic character animal erotica,that that really does matter at all.
(05:01):
That was a little. It wasmore. It matters a little, just
a slight, slight amount. Butbut I'm thinking the way I see it
is that it doesn't matter to theFBI. Why would the FBI give a
shit if you drew a fucking bearwith booze and a dick because it means
you're weird. It means you're intoweird things. So what a lot of
people are into weird things. Theyalso blow up buildings. Like I'm like,
(05:25):
I'm into Lola Bunny. That doesn'tmake me a terrorist. Maybe I'm
glad to be there if that's therequirement. If having a crush a Lola
Bunny is a crime, then arrestme now, says Dave. Now rest
everyone after that first Space Jam movie. There's no way and no one had
any kind of feelings. I'm justcalling that out right now. But the
(05:47):
way I see it is that taxidermyis definitely a trait or hobby that someone
could have that, like Michael said, could fit into a lot of different
categories of something that the FBI wouldbe concerned with more and more. Actually,
big game hunting and stuff like thatis prevalent, and the criminal investigations
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are being taken a consideration of huntingand danger and animals things like that.
So I think that a taxidermist,especially a really good one who is doing
a lot of a large stuff likethat, could definitely be on a list
because they could be involved in thatkind of illegal activity. But I also
think that taxidermy could be applied to, like Michael said, the human realm
(06:31):
as well. So if we're talkingabout realistic animal erotica, FBI doesn't care
about that, but they sure docare about taxidermy. Well, I actually
get to break a tie, whichit is gonna be nice because you guys
have been nice to each other.Now now the claws are coming out with
the animal erotica. We've got twodifferent sides to this. Do you want
dead animals or horny animals? We'reboth dead horny animals. If they die
(06:58):
with a chub then doesn't really matter. So with that said, taxidermist versus
someone who draws animal erotica, Firstoff, there was a big phase.
I think it was in the thirties. I did a little research on this,
and I didn't take notes on itbecause it was a little too creepy.
But apparently there was some guy whowas a big taxidermist who used to
make dioramas and things with dead animals. He had one with a bunch of
(07:20):
rabbits and it's just really wild shit. So yeah, if you Wikipedia taxidermy,
you'll find it pretty quickly. It'skind of frightening. But to me,
a taxidermist is like that guy ina way, because he's kind of
like feels that paintings of animals arejust for nonimaginative pussies, you know.
And I'm pretty sure that every taxidermistprobably follows QAnon, has at least one
(07:43):
restraining order and definitely knows about homemadeexplosives. Kids who draw animal erotica usually
that's the kid in the back ofyour class that has like half a shaved
head and the other half of hishair goes down to his ass. He
wore like an extra large army jacket. He's a kid who's dad didn't have
the Internet and actually knew how tohide his porn stash. So this kid
(08:07):
has a bad imagination and he can'timagine how to jacket, so he starts
drawing. He sees girls in class, he sees teenage mutant ninja turtles,
He makes a leap and then he'slike, you can put those two together
and an obvious leap, look likewith tits. Yeah, exactly, turtle
and a half shell boner power.Let's go total recall and give him the
(08:31):
titten like the three tits, orlet's just turn this whole thing. But
that's where these weird kids do.But you know what, eventually he's a
good artist. But at the timehe couldn't imagine girls being naked. He's
just never seen anything, so hehas to put in his own special sauce.
Yeah, there's naked animals everywhere.You can flip over a dog in
the backyard and go to town withyour When you're a young kid, how
(08:52):
are you going to find a nakedwoman? That's harder, much harder.
Yeah, it's it's not easy.It's hard to hard to do when you're
an ugly guy too. He trustme with that said, I do agree
that with Dave here, and Ido think that taxidermy lends itself to scarier
people where it's not just think thatthe animal erotica kid, he's just lonely
and bored and he's just looking fora release, a full release, but
(09:16):
a release. I think the flawin your logic is you're saying it's a
kid. Nobody said this had tobe a kid. We're talking adults,
adults that draw animal dicks. I'mgoing to make a leap of faith here.
I'm going to make an assumption thatif you started drawing animal erotica,
you did it as a kid.So as an adult, you spent so
much time into your animal erotica,you don't have time to kill and stuff
(09:39):
and display animals in a weird way. Also, even if we are referring
to it as a kid, andwe make that comparison to a child who
is doing taxidermy, that is tentimes moren't frightening. Yeah, it's probably
more frightening to have a child doingtaxidermy than an adult. So yeah,
a kid's definitely on the list.So yeah, I think taxidermist it's going
(10:00):
to go onto the next round.Sorry, Bichael, but you can be
redeemed here because I know you havesome history. You've got a story you
want to tell about one of thesehobbies, and that hobby is doll collecting.
So we're going to put doll collectorsagainst people who are furries, and
we're going to ask which one ofthese two people are more likely to have
(10:22):
a raging case of OCD. Irequest to hear Michael's story before I offer
my answer. Okay, that's fine, request accepted, all right. So
I sell old books on eBay nowrecently, so I'm gonna an eBay mastering
something like one. Now. Recently, my wife's parents cleaned out their attic
and found a bunch of my wife'sAmerican doll and accessories from when she was
(10:46):
a child. I sold it allin eBay for her. Here was an
exchange with a crazy doll collecting womanthat is very pertinent to this discussion.
So this first message came out ofnowhere. This was after this woman purchased
one of the items, which waslike a sailor outfit. I tend to
believe that people who sell used itemsalways make sure that the items are in
the best shape they can be.I'm good at deep pilling and even without
(11:09):
bleach, making them a little morebright. I saw the value in the
item, so I bought it.Please wear a mask no matter your political
affiliation. That's message one. Nowafter she received the item, this was
the first message. Hi, Ijust opened up the package. It seems
to be missing the pamphlet that goesalong with the outfit, which has way
(11:31):
more pilling than I'm used to seeing. No hard feelings, just think the
price was higher than it should havebeen without the pamphlet, the dull color
and severe pilling. The hat's ribbonseems to be frayed, although I'm going
to work with it with anti fryliquor and good scissors and hope I can
prevent further fraying. Okay, Iresponded with some you know, some nice
at ease and so forth. Herresponse was, no worries, it's an
(11:56):
awesome outfit. We found the pamphletin the bottom of a garbage sack.
All is good. Have a niceday now. An hour later I received
another message. It's hilarious that Iasked my hubby to dig to the bottom
of a garbage sack that was filledwith all in caps garbage. But I
was remiss in not clearing out theenvelope, which I usually do. I
(12:18):
was excited to get the dress soakingin borax hydrogen peroxide in tied detergent.
I forgot the borax the first time, so I'm gonna do it again.
I need to get a sharper razorto shave off pills. Mine all have
the moisturizing bomb on them, sothey will just grease up the garment.
Thanks again, What the hell iswrong with this psychopath? Get us say
(12:39):
three things, then I'll let youdo finish. Thank number one. This
starts out. I was waiting forthe story to end up like an Eminem
song called Stay. Secondly, I'velost my train. At thought was I'm
completely baffled by this, But yeah, this is I really had like three
things and I've lost it all.I can remember this. I know where
(13:01):
you're going. Oh second thing,she I would argue, maybe she doesn't
have OCD if she didn't fucking lookthrough the entire box first. I mean,
that's a fair point. But whatkind of psycho like messages this random
shit and bleaches with multiple levels ofchemicals to clean a little doll's dress and
then shaves it with her own legrazors? I don't like. Okay,
(13:22):
furry is sure like they probably hangup their tiger costume in a particular way,
and they brush their pony mane ina specific manner. Do they shave
their six year old girl doll sailoroutfit with the same venus razor that they
shave their legs with. This iscase closed, Case closed. Dear Michael,
thank you for selling me to suitfrom this this doll. It wasn't
(13:45):
quite as bright as I thought itwould be at all. I wanted to
let you know about the boorhacks,and now I'm off to not pay my
state tax. Love, crazy dolllady. Nope, I am stepping in
here, you gentlemen. I don'tappreciate your tones. Here is a nice
(14:05):
lady who just wants to find someonewho appreciates her hobby as much as she
does. So she's just reaching outthinking that someone who's selling a bunch of
shit on eBay has some knowledge orexperience with the stuff that they are selling.
She's just trying to make a friend. And if you're making an argument
that she's going crazy over a doll, it so you take twenty minutes before
(14:28):
we record to hang up like oldegg cartons and sheets behind you to increase
our audio quality by two percent.And it took a shower too. But
this lady who's putting some effort intoher hobby is some kind of crazy douchebag.
I both of you are ridiculous thislady has a hobby that she cares
about, and so what if she'sOCD or she likes to make sure that's
(14:50):
the highest quality of possible. It'ssomething that she enjoys. Just be nice.
She didn't say anything. She wassuper nice to the think she didn't
say anything means she wasn't like,fuck you idiot for not pointing out where
the pamphlet is or sending me lowquality garbage trash. She was just like,
Oh, it wasn't quite as goodas I thought, but I think
I can work with it. I'mreally excited about it. So fuck you
guys. I like this lady.Send me your email. So the question
(15:13):
is, I'm not even sure whowe voted or Alley voted yet, but
this has been fun. So Michael, or do you on touch out of
Furry at all? Yeah? Itouched on him. I don't want touch
them anymore. They're just crazy OCDladies. A doll collects, Dave,
Dave, what do you think?Yeah? I would also argue that it's
got to be doll collectors when itcomes to OCD. There are a lot
(15:35):
of different versions of OCD and alot of different symptoms that people can have
of it, but I think themost common one is cleanliness and organization.
And I think that keeping a furrycostume clean and proper is probably near impossible
if anyone's ever been a mascot oranything like that for any high school.
So I think that a doll collectoris going to put much more time into
(15:56):
making everything clean and organize things likethat. I think a furry would have
a really hard time being ocd right, so fresh and so clean and what
that said, I would probably agreewith both of you. And as much
as I would love to talk aboutthis lady the entire podcast, I think
we had to have a fictional storyabout this lady buying different things on eBay.
(16:18):
I think it would be great,but sadly we can't talk about her
any longer. Well, we'll atleast wrap this question up. I'm not
really weird it out by being afurry. I know that some people are.
I'm like, yeah, I thinkit probably doesn't bother me because I
used to reimagine Barah Fawcet and Charlie'sAngels as being like a female Chewbacca.
But doll collecting. Yeah, myaunt used to keep dolls, and she
(16:40):
used to collect them, and sheused to set them up in a room,
and she actually used to take acabbage Patch kid around with her and
treated as her child. The cabbagePatch kid's name was Logan Michael. I'm
pretty sure you were named after thecabbage Patch child. Yeah, I was
not, but she had this cabbagePatch doll and she made a big deal
about it. Well, this iswhen cabbage Patch kids. You guys are
(17:03):
probably too old to remember this,but they were a hot ship for a
half a minute. And my mommade me stand in line one day,
and you used to stand in lineget cabbage Patch kids. We got a
couple and literally you just grabbed whicheverone you got. You couldn't like look
through them because it was a maddash. And this is the way the
Black Friday used to be in there. I guess it still is. I'm
too old to funk with that shipanymore. But I grabbed a doll,
my mom grabbed a doll. Wewent outside and we checked them out because
(17:26):
they all look a little different intheir dress, a little dear front,
and they have fake birth certificate.And the doll I got wasn't named the
same, but looked identical to thedoll my aunt had, and when my
aunt saw this other doll that lookedjust like her doll that she was treating
as a small child, she lostevery bit of her ship. I've never
(17:48):
seen a grown woman freak out morethan I have. She's like, I
can't believe this. She was soupset with me for grabbing this doll.
So she was angry. She wasangry and hurt that Savior Roberts would sell
an identical doll from the cabbage patch, not realizing these things are mass produced.
But she's a fucking idiot. Butshe also used to send my mom
wishcraft ship. She's crazy. Now, I come from a whole line of
(18:12):
crazy, but she's at the endof that line. But yeah, she
was a dog collector and she hadsome weird shit. So yeah, I'm
I think that she probably has ragingevery weird possible thing that up a human
could ask. So I'm gonna totallybe on board with with dog collecting as
well. All right, nailed it, So doll collector versus taxidermist. Final
(18:38):
question being which one of these twois more likely to have a TikTok video
with over one million likes? Ohboy, that's another tough You really roll
out these these hard final questions.Well, I had an easy final question,
but then you rebuffed Michael and eyesangry advances and made us clean up
(18:59):
and sanitize our final question to somethingremotely acceptable to our PG thirteen rating.
Dave's the nicest of the three ofus. He is the moral compass of
both our shows. That's obvious afteryour guys total mis betrayal of that poor
woman collecting American girl doll costumes.So I am going to have to say
(19:22):
doll collector, the only reason being, you know, if you asked more
likely to have a TikTok with themost followers, I would argue for taxidermy,
just so there were one million millennialswho were on there just to destroy
this person all day, every dayto try and get them to stop harming
(19:45):
animals. But if they are lookingfor likes, I'm going to say the
doll collector is going to make moresense. It can be a nostalgic depending
on the types of videos they're postingfor people back of their childhood and things
like that, good or bad,but I think that is going to be
relatively nostalgic, and people aren't gonnalove seeing taxidermy stuff, and they're gonna
(20:06):
get a lot of negative feedback.Alrighty, doll collector, Michael, what
you got. No, if I'velearned anything since I started podcasting, it's
that motherfucker's into some maccabre shit andhow to stuff your dead parakeet video would
start trending and people would just killtheir birds just so they could get in
(20:27):
on the newest challenge. One thousandpercent believe that it would be a taxidermist.
There is absolutely not one cool orhip thing about collecting dolls and their
paraphernalia. The only fun thing toever ever come from dolls is that Aqua
song. Come on, Barbie,let's go party. That's it. Ha
(20:48):
ha, Yeah, that's it.Everything about doll sucks. That's the one.
Yeah, it's it's gonna be ataxidermist. I don't believe you got
me to That was pretty dope.Actually, that is one song I've heard
but I couldn't have pulled out ofthin air. So I'm impressed with both
of you. Oh and yeah,the first person I'm going to have on
(21:11):
my music podcast will be Dave andnab him. Let him sing every song.
How's that? The highest possible voiceI could do dope af So with
that said, I get to breaka second time, and I'm pretty excited
about this. I'm glad to seeyou guys going at each other's throat here.
Both of these are probably some creepyas people. But doll lady versus
(21:36):
taxidermist doll, we assume it's alady. I guess theoretically could be a
guy, but we'll stick with dolllady. Every single doll item I sold
was to a woman based on theiruser name on eBay, so just keep
that in the back of your mind. Based on their user dame. Well,
you know what, Leslie from PatriotPatriots shout out to anybody to watch
this Patriot Nobody could sat but Michaeland I and maybe one other person.
(21:59):
And if you do, please sendme an email at I Love Patriot too
at whackbrackets dot com will have aviewing party with Michael side note. So
with that said, let's get backto the Whack Bracket tea. We have
Dug Collector Taxidermist. We have asplit who is more likely to have a
million likes on a TikTok video.Dug Collector Lady taxidermist taxidermist, as Michael
said, I don't think that thisis going to necessarily be a challenge where
(22:22):
people are killing their parrots and stuffingthem, because that could be problematic.
I've seen how some of those bucketchallenges turned out. I can only imagine
how bad a parrot killing and stuffingchallenge would turn out. But I still
think the taxidermist is most likely topost videos again, and it'd be like
a man wash this. Yeah,this is a possum I found on the
(22:45):
side of the road and I hithim. But I knew I could correct
his bones and make a good taxidermicproduct out of him. So here's me
correcting this poor little man's breakages,and this is me sewing him up and
making him look like he never hada gash in his four head. Where
It's like the doll collector lady,she is not even likely on TikTok.
(23:07):
I'm an old man. I'm noton TikTok. I don't give a fuck.
I do have TikTok account, butI don't know what the hell.
But old doc collector lady, she'stoo busy collecting dolls. Now, if
I would say this, Dave,I think that someone could take a video
of her doll collection and it couldget a million like, but that's not
her. I think that she doesn'teven have the TikTok. She's not on
(23:27):
their Taxidermy guy has the TikTok.He's doing weird shit. It's going to
be one of those things where peopleare liking the video. They may be
disgusted by it, but everybody enjoysa ridiculous character, and I think taxidermy
personality guy would probably have a betterlikability level on TikTok's I'm going with taxidermists
(23:49):
as well. Hell yes, Iwill also say this though, had it
been animal Erotica in the final,that would have been an easy, easy
win because the big thing that we'velearned since posting things on Instagram is the
best performing pictures and videos we makeall involve cartoon cox and other fallic alternatives.
(24:11):
But yeah, there's apparently everyone thatis on Instagram or just horned up
motherfuckers like nothing better to do buttapped to like our penis pictures, So
that would have that would have beenthe real winner. But I think Taxidermy
was the winner out of the whatwe had here. Well, fortunately,
we're all winners today because we hadDave and Michael on as guests again,
(24:32):
and I'd love to I'd love tohave you guys on as always, and
thank you for helping me pick thetaxidermist as the wag Bracket champion in this
Weird Hobbies podcast. But why don'tyou tell people how to reach out to
you on the Instagram's, tweeters,etc. And tell us whatever the hell?
Y? Yeah, we are everywhereyou would think we would be,
(24:56):
including only fans. Just kidding now. We do have a Facebook, the
Center Cut Cast, Twitter, andInstagram at the Center Cut We're on YouTube.
You could send us an email atthe Center Cut Cast at gmail dot
com. We are wherever you wantus to be, so come check us
out and stay for a while.Are we really on YouTube though we haven't
(25:18):
put out a YouTube video in likeseventeen episodes of Day. That's true.
There are a lot of work andlike two people are watching them and that
doesn't make sense to me. Somedaywe'll start posting that. Don't give us
false information. Just go to ourInstagram and Twitter. That's really where we
drive the traffic. Yeah, Instagramis the prime time one for sure.
Hit up that absolutely well. Thatis perfect because people can do the same
(25:41):
for me. They can go tothe instagrams and the tweeters. That's where
I do most of my damage.I'm only all the other ship. But
you probably won't hear from me fora while. If you want to send
me an email tell us what we'vedone right and wrong, that's great.
You can tell us Dave has falseshido instead of falsetto at wag brackets dot
com. We will take that andthat's pretty much it. You can send
(26:02):
it to crazy doll collectors staying atblackbreacast dot com. I'll get that again.
I said this last time, I'llsay it again. If you'll like
us, let us know how wedid, and maybe give us a review
on Apple Podcast check out The CenterCut. Give those guys a review as
well. If you're gonna give usa bad review, go give it to
somebody else. I mean, we'retrying hard, man. We may fuck
(26:23):
up a lot of shit, butwe're trying. So give us some love.
Just dab a little so well thatsaid, Thank you very much,
Dave Michael love having you guys on. This is always a pleasure of mine,
not a self pleasure, but apleasure, and I can do that
without you guys. So well,that's it. Thank you guys again,
and I will get out of hereand I will let you take us out,
(26:45):
so we'll see you guys. SuitThank you for having us. Mike,
you're the best. We love everybody. Please got blah blah, I
have a date with all of Bunny. Goodbye.
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