June 13, 2021 • 33 mins
Wacking it hard this week with the Head2Head Podcast boys where we bracket off video game characters!
First Round:
Magikarp vs Duck Hunt Dog
EHonda vs Johnny Cage
Championship
First Round:
Magikarp vs Duck Hunt Dog
EHonda vs Johnny Cage
Championship
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
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Welcome to Whack Brackets the podcast.You can play as a hidden character on
retro PC game Leasure, Sup Larry. If you scare a picture of your
butthole and post it on AOL.I'm your host, Mike, and today
we will be bracketing off hated videogame characters. And to do that,
I needed to reach out to afew guys that play video games quite a
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bit. I'm not that guy,but I know a little bit about old
video games, so they are goingto help me. They are the fellas
from the Head to Head podcast.How are you guys doing today? So
good? Great? Thanks for havingus. After the Leasure shoots Laser Say,
laser shit, Larry, Laser shitLawrence. I didn't anybody even talked
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about him anymore. That was amazing. Oh, laser shit, Larry,
We said, introduced her. Say, I am laser shit, Larry,
I am Cowboy, I'm Jake,and I'm jb aka Jellybean Kimbles and Bits
or some shit. Yea, whoknows it's a flavor of the week.
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He's like this protection program as faras we know. Yeah, he's gonna
be all the new bean Boozel flavors. You got the kimbles and shits and
the whatever else he is and ifyour dogs constipated shits e. So so,
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since I have you guys here,why don't you tell me what you
do over at the Head to Headvideo game podcast. We did this time
and hand it to Cowboy and I'mgonna take it and hand it back to
Jay and take a ja oh.We are three low level video game employees
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who run a podcast for a corporateconglomerate called Game Corp. On four twenty
two of Game Corp Usa, ourpodcast mixing is real cool video game commentary.
Uh, narrativelopments. Think MSTT Katethree whatever that abbreviation is, mystery
said Immortal Kombat series, Yes,and big puppet show and then a little
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sugar and spice and something nice andI don't know where we are anymore.
That's us, baby, Yeah,we baby. We take Our main thing
is we take two games and webattlem against each other. So cool themes
like uh, battling the scariest gamewith your your friends or the most dampanest
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around mex suited warrior like a MasterChief versus the Gears of War. We
just give games weird titles. Andthen we make two similar games battle for
that title. So it's fun.We get to we get to iconize or
idolize things into an immortal title.Must Like he said, we have narrative
sequence sequences. There is the wholerunning story that we're gonna be doing across
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it. You're gonna find the samecharacters, threads within a plot. It's
such a good time. It's it'salmost like a variety show. So it's
going to be more than the gamingpodcast that you might be used to hearing,
which just kind of drone on aboutthe latest news. We don't even
talk about news. We don't evenlike news. We like God. Yeah,
we're the worst source for news.Do not go to us the news
because I mean, we take twoweeks to get it out to you and
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we don't even know a lot aboutit. So not gonna us for news.
Yeah, well done, no tous to laugh. Could have could
have said it better myself. Icould have, but you choked mom's spaghetti.
Yeah, well, I gotta mentiona video game that I played when
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I was a ute that you couldput up against ladies your suit, Larry,
I played a game and that's gonnasound pathetic. Called strip Poker.
It's actually funny. It's exactly whatyou would expect, except that you were
a young, barely pubescent boy playingagainst a very pixelated Comma War sixty four
lady. And if you beat her, she continued to remove clothes. But
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the thing I realized quickly is becauseI had a tacked version of the game
is all you had to do wasrename the fifth like for the first element,
and she took all her clothes off. So it was really easy to
beat her strip poker because she startedout naked. It's perfect. So,
yeah, amazing, I've already whackBrackets was born. Yeah, that is
literally the whacking of the whack Brackets. It's my origin story Brackets starting.
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So with all that said, Iwill tell you where whack Brackets has degraded
into, if that's even possible.We are now asking the burning questions you
never knew you when it answered untilwe asked them. We will bring on
fellow podcasts and friends of the show, such as a Cowboy, Jake and
JB here, and we will brackit off similar contestants using irrelevant, ever
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changing questions. Again, we aregoing to brack it off hated video game
characters. If I didn't tell youthat already, I apologize. I think
I did, But you know what, we're at that point in the night.
So with that said, let's geton with the show. If you
boys are ready, here we go. My body is ready, my body
is fat. I'm not sure ifthat's a John Legend song or not,
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but we're going to continue. Sowith all that said, Seals the Navy
Seals anthem. Okay, of thesetwo we are going to brack it off
magic card versus the duck hunt Dog. Which one of these two are more
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likely to be on the shirt inthe mug shot of a serial killer JB.
Who do you have? Holy shit, it's I mean it's duck hunter
dog. It's gotta be because here'sthe deal, that duck hunter dog.
That dog is the most annoying thing. You go and you're shooting, and
you're like, yeah, I'm Igot this gun, I'm shooting the screen
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that you miss the duck the doglaughs at you. I mean, you're
a seal killer, right, andyou're you're trying to shoot the young blonde
and you miss, and a dogpops out and is laughing at you.
I mean, I'm gonna put thaton my shirt, and I'm gonna say,
this is the reason I do thisbecause when I was a kid,
I couldn't shoot that damn duck dog. That's that's why blonde blond. So
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that so the so the the duckHunter dogs, like your manifesto manifest as
a dog on a shirt. Yeah. He always described it to me as
that dog that looks like my mother. And I was like, what are
you talking about? You know,the dog that looks like my mother?
Yeah? What Yeah? And ifyou looked at the Uni Bomber's manifesto,
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it was literally four hundred pages ofthe duck Hunter Dog. It was just
tea. People thought that guy wasreally smart. And literally all I did
was he took the same page photocopyto four hundred times and put it in
a manifest People have a violent reactionto that dog. Dude, I think
you put up a post about itand people are like that dog And that
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was all they said was that youeven I think, are you Mikey?
Yeah? Yeah, I think Istole that dast That's how he ended up
here. But everybody does. Everybodyremembers that dog is like is laughing at
them as like that was the thatwas your first experience in childhood of ridicule.
That dog told you with a singletea heat that you would never be
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enough, and you've I've no,you've never forgot it. Disagree with the
idea of the video games caused violenceasterisk duck Hunt, you know, not
for the reasons you think. SoI think we interrupted, poor Jake.
Do you have anything up to add, Jake? We just kind of like
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hijacked your thoughts. Sorry about thatmy thoughts. Oh man, all right,
So I didn't know I was up. Thank you. Well, I
think he started and then we startedtalking about manifestos and shit, so I
didn't know who was up. Yeah, we just all started talking about how
the hatred for the duck Hunter dogI was just added to it. It
was a great answer, which Iam going to wholeheartedly disagree with. Oh
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yeah, it's magic harp. Allthe way. We know from years and
years and years of murder, mystery, true crime, all this stuff,
all the way from unsolved mysteries allthe way to now with the four thousand
different true crime podcasts that are outthere, we know serial killers. They
want to think they are special.They need to know they're special. They
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need to know what they're doing isspecial, and they're so much better than
everyone else. And what Pokemon thinks. They are so special and destined to
be so much more than Magic Harp. He could no in real life.
In real life, magic Harp isso useless and everyone hates magic Harp and
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they don't contribute anything to society.But deep down that magic Harp is saying
it, if I can just murderone more person, I can turn into
a beautiful Garrodose and they will allsee. That's why I think magic Harp
is the poster child for how serialkillers see themselves. I I gotta say,
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like Jake, Jake is right.I want to give him tons of
merite kid right, that that isn'tmagic Harp is being useless for the longest
time, and it's just waiting forthat momentary catalyst, that big break,
that big just sudden jump, andthat's a that's a serial killer. That's
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when he does his biggest thing andhe gets caught and he tells his manifesto
and everybody sees how amazing, wellamazing, how he's not amazing what he's
done, big change in them.However, I do want to disagree.
I think magic Harp does represent it. But I think if a serial killer
was to identify with anything, itwould identify with the dog from Duck Hunt.
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It would wear it proudly and saylike, this is how the world
works. The world is awful,the world will ridicule you for what to
do. The world is chaos,the world does not love you. And
that is the duck Hunt Dog.Okay, so you know what, We're
not gonna make Jake call his momagain, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna
go a magic carp here. Andthe reason I'm gonna go a magic carp
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is because I think most serial killers, not all serial killers, but most
serial killers like to prey on peoplethat are weaker than them. And Magic
Harp, as has been mentioned,is possibly the weakest Pokemon ever. Yep.
And what that said is that aserial killer is gonna wear his victim.
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He's kind of proud of killing,so he's gonna wear the magic carp
and be like, see, Ikill the weak victims where the duck Hunt
dog. The killer that's gonna weara duck Hunt Dog shirt is going to
be a more violent killer, someonethat kind of like kill somebody then or
doesn't kill him quite yet, butthen tries to make him eat their own
cat or something. If he wereif he were a flavor of ice cream,
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his ice cream flavor would just bedick and balls. This guy just
sucks, okay, but he's aggressive, he's angry. Serial Killers have to
lie in the shadows. Magic carpsare very weak, and that's what serial
killers tend to prey on. Arethe week, and then they're gonna brag
about Oh look, it's like theTed Bundy. He just keeps going up
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and hitting on women and then killhim. So with that said, we
do have a split, and Idon't have a good I don't have a
good idea for a tiebreak, butI'm gonna come up with something. So
I'm going to ask you this,and this is going to depend I'm going
to let let's see, Okay,since Jake and I agree, I'm gonna
let Jab and Cowboy decide who wantsto answer this question. I'm not gonna
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tell you what the question is,but I've got a cow uestion. Fair
enough, okay, Okay, letme ask you this. The stock market
has been a wild ride week recently. The NASDAC canposit? Did it go
up or down? Today? Um? I checked in with them. The
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nastack has been having kind of arough day. They went down. You
know their their emotional state is low, so you know what's surprisingly. The
NASDAC has been up a lot recently, but today they were down zero point
five. Yeah, so I youpicked the right person, Cowboy JB.
Would you have known that? Yeah? I lost thirty eight cents today?
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So did you? I did?Oh? Are you in those robin hood
traders? No? Know? Youhave like a point point zero seven three
shares of Amazon side. I wishI have eighteen dollars in doutge dog doge
coin doge coin to say it's notdoutge coin. My mom my mother made
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me buy it. She texted meand she goes doge coin to the moon.
Where do you say? What didyou text back? Did you say
diamond hands? I don't know whatthat means. She knows everything. I
know none of it. She goesdogecoin to the moon. I'm like what,
She goes, put all your moneyand robin the doge coin and I
just did it. And I texther back and she sends me memes this
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is my mom sending me knees?Where's my retirement? Mommy? What did
I do with my doge point?She's weird, dude. She she loves
like, she loves being on likehyped hit culture, like internet culture,
and she loves the Anu Knoki andall the QAnon and she's she's on too
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much Internet like that. You cantrace it all back to being on the
Internet too much. So I needto cut her off. But hopefully the
doge coin works out because I gotall of my eighteen dollars, your future
dollars. You want to be excitedwhen you triple your money, and they
have damn near fifty dollars. Yeah, they want to afford lunch at community
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college. So that said sadly,I tried to win it for Jake.
I thought magic carb was the rightanswer, but bears fair, the duck
hunting dog wins and he will goon against the winner of this wag bracket
with a question being who spends moretime on their manscaping? Is it Johnny
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Cage and or is I Honda?And I must say manscaping is a new
term to me. I don't know. I'm assuming you got don't know what
manscaping is is a fifty year oldman. This is a relatively And I've
learned this primarily from being a podcastbecause I listen to other podcasts and I
hear manscaping commercials twenty four to sevennow and they've creeped into regular commercials.
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Now, this wasn't a thing twentyyears ago. I'm just telling you,
it just wasn't. I'm sure peopledid it, you know. Maybe that's
why I wasn't able to pull hotchicks. But new thing to me,
I'm learning. I'm embarrassed I didn'tdo it. I'm not sure what I'm
gonna do about it. But manscapingJohnny Cage, I honda, well it,
Oh you want to go cowboy?He raised his hand. He's like,
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God, I got I know theanswer. It's it's Johnny Cage from
Mortal Kombat, right, that's thejob. That's the only Johnny. That's
the only. Well, there's aguy down the street. His name's Johnny
Cage, and he has like twopit bulls and he also has like all
kinds of like crazy animals inside.He runs an entire farm down here.
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But this is Tennessees or whatever.I would love to meet him. I'm
going to talk about the Johnny Cagehe you know, you know he's got
a crisp JC just etched in rightabove his junk. You know that.
You know that shit says JC.And it's not just like the comic sans
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font. He's got outline, he'sgot drop shadow with his like stubble he's
got he's got a whole graphic designteam that thunder strip right above his junk.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, yeah, he has people that
do it for him. He does. Yeah, they get in there and
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he does the splits and they comeover in the manscape a sense. So
I gotta go with Johnny Cage.I mean, he's all about the look.
He's shirtless with sunglasses. He's he'sthe dude to manscape to the nines.
Sure, all right, who's next, JB. We'll let you go
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next. Yeah it's Johnny Cage.There's in my mind, there's no question.
Like I Honda, he's he's abeast of him. He's like the
anti man scaping, uh kind oflike uh, what's the word I'm looking
for. He's like the patron saintof not man scaping in my mind.
So it's like he he's almost theum if I'm thinking of the right persons,
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Honda Street Spider, Well yeah,yeah, oh the sumo yeah well
oh who did you think it was? The big Green Beast? No,
Blanka, Blanka. I was thinkingblank oh no, never different guy to
provide some argument. I mean,he's a sumo wrestler exactly. To be
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a sumilar wrestler, you want tobe bakery smooth, you want to be
slippery. So maybe maybe Mikey wasgood with this question, that this this
question. I thought about this.I do the whack bracketing very I spent
some time on these. Yeah,I was I was playing checkers. You
were playing chess. That's what wasgoing on. You were playing checkers.
I was playing with myself. Different. So jab, who do you have?
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Yeah, I'm gonna Honda, nowyou you I e honded myself is
a big boy. Be Honda isa big boy, and it's gonna take
a ton of fun. He's gotmore surface area to cover. And when
you're assumo, you want to beslippery. You want to you want to
slip out of those holes and thosepushes you just you just slip it.
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Slip it um. So you gottabe oiled up, hairless, completely head
to toe, you know. Sohe's got to be a baby seal.
You gotta be a baby seal.And it takes a long time to make
e Honda baby seal. Okay,so we have a split so far,
Jake, who do you have?Oh man, No, it's totally so
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okay. Johnny Cage is like anobvious choice. He's a pretty boy.
His haircut is on point. He'sso careless from that from from below the
belly button up to the top thestart of his fade. But he always
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wears pants. You don't see himin anything but pants. You don't know
what mystery is being hidden inside thosemilitary stretchy pants that he uses to splits,
punch, gro in the dick.You don't know what's going on there.
Nobody does. Maybe Johnny Cage isvery self conscious. Maybe he wears
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the pants because he doesn't want peopleto see what's going on. My vote
is for e Honda. When Isee e Honda, I think old guard
manscaping. I think a man,a refined gentleman, a dude who spends,
though he would never admit it,but dude who spends hours in the
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bathroom getting himself ready for the day. When you see I Honda, you
see the embodiment of the smell ofaftershave, of proper care. And he
also he's also told Sumo whenever hesplits you see those tight, tight little
choni's underneath, there's nothing there.There's nothing there. There's proof it's I
Honda, because he shows you theproof. Yep, there's no butt hair
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sticking out of his little thong,you know, not when you wear that.
Those rolled up diapers that they wear, they wear just like twisted up
diapers like you have to man escape. That's that's a good point. It's
a hard man. Well, thegood news is, Cowboy, I won't
give you a chance to change youranswer because I'm totally agree with I Honda.
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Here, you can change it andwe can go full sweep. But
the thing is is this was onewhere I was expecting more of a fight,
but you guys kind of went onthe same same tangent I was thinking,
but for a little bit different reason. It started out a little different,
and then I think Jake brought ithome. Here's the thing about I
Honda is he's a traditionalist Okay,you don't do sumo unless you're a traditionalist,
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and he wants to respect his traditionand to respect your tradition. And
where those kind of outfits to becompetitive in. You don't want to embarrass
it with just like dingle berries andshit hang out the side. You know,
you don't want like, you know, a scrowedum hair hanging and shit.
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So yeah, he's definitely you know, because occasionally a screw them will
pop out, but that's okay.You know, he's definitely clean. And
Johnny Cage, this guy's he's justlike a vain sack of fermented dick cheese.
Okay, He's an awful human being, you know that. You can
tell that nobody likes this character.I used to play him because it pissed
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people off. And even though hewasn't a good character, it's fun to
play with just because he pissed peopleoff. And when I get the impression
of Johnny Cage, I'm thinking smellwise, he smells like act's body spray
and something like a dance club pootang. He just has this gross aroma
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to him and he really doesn't careeven though he wants to look good.
On the surface. Once he getsyou in bed, he's already that far
and he's like, fuck you nowat this point, you're all about me.
So yeah, I'm thinking he doesn'tgive a shit about that. I
Honda. As we've all said,We've seen him about as naked as you
can see a man down below,and he looks pretty slick, and even
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his chest looks pretty slick. Hedoesn't have a hairy chest, think about
it. Yeah, so yeah,I'm in agreement. I think he Honda
over Johnny Cage. I think thisis one of those that on the surface,
Johnny Cage was an easy winner,but I think when you dig a
little deeper and you go a littleunder the surface, I think he hondas
your winner. Yeah. Absolutely,Oh yeah, all right, So love
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Johnny Cage. I still love playingwith Johnny Cage. He's so fun to
play with because nobody likes it.Guy, I just want to see that
JC, you know, I justwant to know who does does his graphic
design, That's all. I gottamake it real. I just want to
know who does that? Oh who? Who is the one person you thought
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that I Honda was originally JB LankaYea, yeah, maybe he's maybe maybe
they're the one that doesn't. Maybethey do the j C looka is Johnny
cage Man skaperd Yeah, oh god, why not? Wait? We're just
gonna like, or better still,Pikachu whatever anybody? Oh, oh,
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Pika p man Pikachu. Yeah.I can't think of anything clever to say,
because sadly, Pokemon only say theirown name. I was gonna say
something that was not Pikachu related,but now I remember he can only say
Pikachu. So there you go.So long story short, we're down to
the final round. We're gonna putthe duck Hunt Dog against e Honda.
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Which one of these two would bea doper DJ at your house party?
I think, Jake, have yougone first hit this round? Or was
it JB who's up this? Idon't think. I don't think I've gone
first. Yeah, I would loveto because I want to take the obvious
choice. There is only one obviouschoice here, and it is e Honda.
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You've seen his moves. You've seenhis moves. Oh like, I
can just picture him up on thestage now. He can scratch those records
into the dirt. One the bassdrops, when that beat drops, He's
slamming his foot down DJ e Hondain the house, y'all. Oh,
his parties would be so amazing.And just picture him with those headphones or
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I mean, I don't know,just pressing play on his mac book whatever,
but it would bring the noise.Dude, all right, what do
you think? Let's go with JBnext. You got um hmmm? I
do think e Honda has like ayou know you have because he he is
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like he's an athlete, right,He has this um craft that he is
honed, and he has rhythm andyou can tell by the way he stomps
around. He would make a prettygood DJ. But I just want to
see a cartoon dog via DJ.That would be dope. That would be
super dope. He could be thethe dope duck dog dog. Yeah,
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dog DJ, Yeah, that's it. So I gotta go with the duck
hunt dog. Me can sample hisown game. So so I'm going to
interject and put the onus on thecowboy to solve this because I am going
to go with e Honda, AndI'll tell you why. Jake was touching
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on it. But he didn't,he didn't go all over exactly what I'm
gonna say First off, e Honda, he wears the samurai shit. He's
old school, okay, so he'sdropping old school beats. And not only
that, not only does he stomp, but you know his hand fucking guard
man, he is fucking quick man. He's gonna be quick on the turntable.
Man. He's gonna spend records fasterthan the cable news anchor spends news
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stories. He's gonna be all overthe fucking place, all right, So
it's gonna be awesome. And what'sthe duck hunting dog? You know what,
My guess is he's a dick.We know that out to shoot.
We don't think he hondas a dick. Duck hunt dogs a dick. He
doesn't even show up. You paidthem, motherfucker, he doesn't show up.
When he does show up, heshows up with some old cat.
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They roll in with some like eightiesequipment, big shit that's with a busted
speakers and shit, and it soundslike shit. And he's trying to tell
you it's loud, but it soundslike dog shit, literal dog shit,
because he's a dog. And Ijust don't think that he has the He
doesn't care enough. E Honda aswe said, he's a manscaper, so
he cares about his appearance. Hecares about the way he presents himself to
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others, and he's going to makesure that he presents his best self.
You may not be the best DJ, but he's going to present the best
self. If you don't like oldschool beats, if you're the new ship,
you might not like it, butyou're going to appreciate what he gives
you. I think duck Hunt dogslike, fuck you, I'm gonna give
you what I want. So youknow, I think the duck Hunt Dog,
as we said, he's a dick. The last thing you want is
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a dick is a DJ. Socowboy, what do you have? Alright?
So I Honda. I could totallysee him on YouTube with like Samurai
beats, with like those Japanese lowFina beats, with some like really good
djism between. I want to say, some of the best musicians ever been
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our assholes. And it's just athing. The best musicians in the world
have egos, their assholes. Theyjust have this air of unearned godlike confidence,
and the duck Hunt Dog has thatfor no reason, seemingly no reason
until we know that he is thedead mouse or the dead duck of DJing.
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He's the dead duck of DJing deadmousew however, to give my official
to give my official answer, becauseI don't even like dead mouse. I
think e Honda's scratching. I thinkyou guys nailed it. I Honda on
the record mashing that a button wouldjust produce some of the craziest DJ shadow,
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just wild kind of like rhythms andscratches. I gotta give it.
It's the obvious one. Let's goE Honda. Hmm, all right,
well, I can't disagree. TheHonda dope as fuck. And you know
what, he may have not madeit out the first round, but I
was glad to see him make itout the first roublem because I thought his
scratching ability out of the people thatwe had in here, if we had
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scratchers, if we had like areal house party, and I'm not talking
to a guy who just is aDJ party like a wedding DJ. That's
a shit DJ. I need somebodyto scratching records. If we went with
it, I thought the scratchers wouldbe the e Hondas and the magic cards.
So I was kind of angling forBehnda magic card fine because yeah held
flatch around on the Canteen records.Yeah so yeah, but he sadly didn't
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make it this far. So Ithink that E Honda is the easy winner
here and for sure we have athree to one, so I Honda is
going to win our hated video gamecharacters whack bracket again. We had on
the Head to Head video Game podcasttonight with Cowboy and Jake and JB and
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I will let you guys tell mehow to reach out to you on your
Instagrams and Twitters all that, andthen I'll tell you how to reach out
to me. Cowboy here, Imain Twitter, so again I'm all over
Twitter. I'm posting polls, I'mI'm trying to be funny as hell.
So get at me and ask meweird questions so I can interact with you
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and try to weird me out.I swear, I just want people to
get weird with me. So thatis at Head to Head Pod, the
number two like the guy from theWire, I think she head to Head
pod on Twitter, Jake uh shakehere, I would like to wrap Cowboy
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at Twitter. If you want totalk to anyone, you just hit up
Cowboy on Twitter. Again. Imean he's all over that place. Oh
my god. He throws him outwith a quickness. But seriously, if
you want the if you want tohit us up as well, you do
have an Instagram. I do poststories and pictures and love it when you
say hi. And our instagram isHead to Head Podcast, remember number two.
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You can also check out our websitehead to headpod dot com, or
if you hate the letters E andA, you can go to H two
hpod dot com. I hate dae. Yeah, and it's a special thing.
If any listener to let us knowthey listen to this episode sends me
(31:27):
the code word swordfish and a dM. I will aggressively hit on you
to your heart's content until you tellme to stop. What a reward?
What congratulations? Hold on? Whatwas that again? Swordfish? Or a
person of you or a person ofyour choosing until I either until they become
(31:51):
my mate, you know, untilI court them, or until they call
the authorities, which whichever whichever comesfirst. So with all that said,
yes, if you want to getme on the email as you can send
it to Cowboy at Swordfish at whackbrackets. Actually you can't put ads,
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but you could spell like cowboy atat Swordfish, at the symbol at whack
brackets dot com and I will getthat. But outside of that, you
can reach me on all the Instagramsand twitters, snapchats, Reddit's all the
bullshit. I think I even signup for something else. I don't know.
I did not sign up for parlor. That is one place I refused
(32:35):
to because they ask not only foryour social Security number and your driver's license,
but they ask for your dick size. And that's why I cut it
off, because it's like, no, I'm not telling anybody, and the
dropdown doesn't go low enough. That'sright, it stopped at point five inches.
Where can the more I need?I need negative numbers up in this
bitch. So I'm any not aNODI. Oh golly, I don't think
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I've ever used the word golly,So there we go. Golly, this
is the first time we use theword golly on a podcast or any time
in my life. Anyway. Youcan reach out to me on all those
social media platforms, minus the parlors. I don't even think that's a thing
anymore. But with all that said, thank you guys. At the H
two H head two head video gamingpodcast, The Cowboy, the Jake and
(33:23):
the JB. Thank you again,and we will get out of here and
we'll let you guys see see youlater, and we're out as always,
Get the fuck out of here.You're not everybody at everybody good night or more
Welcome to Whack Brackets the podcast.You can play as a hidden character on
retro PC game Leasure, Sup Larry. If you scare a picture of your
butthole and post it on AOL.I'm your host, Mike, and today
we will be bracketing off hated videogame characters. And to do that,
I needed to reach out to afew guys that play video games quite a
(00:20):
bit. I'm not that guy,but I know a little bit about old
video games, so they are goingto help me. They are the fellas
from the Head to Head podcast.How are you guys doing today? So
good? Great? Thanks for havingus. After the Leasure shoots Laser Say,
laser shit, Larry, Laser shitLawrence. I didn't anybody even talked
(00:44):
about him anymore. That was amazing. Oh, laser shit, Larry,
We said, introduced her. Say, I am laser shit, Larry,
I am Cowboy, I'm Jake,and I'm jb aka Jellybean Kimbles and Bits
or some shit. Yea, whoknows it's a flavor of the week.
(01:08):
He's like this protection program as faras we know. Yeah, he's gonna
be all the new bean Boozel flavors. You got the kimbles and shits and
the whatever else he is and ifyour dogs constipated shits e. So so,
(01:30):
since I have you guys here,why don't you tell me what you
do over at the Head to Headvideo game podcast. We did this time
and hand it to Cowboy and I'mgonna take it and hand it back to
Jay and take a ja oh.We are three low level video game employees
(01:51):
who run a podcast for a corporateconglomerate called Game Corp. On four twenty
two of Game Corp Usa, ourpodcast mixing is real cool video game commentary.
Uh, narrativelopments. Think MSTT Katethree whatever that abbreviation is, mystery
said Immortal Kombat series, Yes,and big puppet show and then a little
(02:15):
sugar and spice and something nice andI don't know where we are anymore.
That's us, baby, Yeah,we baby. We take Our main thing
is we take two games and webattlem against each other. So cool themes
like uh, battling the scariest gamewith your your friends or the most dampanest
(02:42):
around mex suited warrior like a MasterChief versus the Gears of War. We
just give games weird titles. Andthen we make two similar games battle for
that title. So it's fun.We get to we get to iconize or
idolize things into an immortal title.Must Like he said, we have narrative
sequence sequences. There is the wholerunning story that we're gonna be doing across
(03:05):
it. You're gonna find the samecharacters, threads within a plot. It's
such a good time. It's it'salmost like a variety show. So it's
going to be more than the gamingpodcast that you might be used to hearing,
which just kind of drone on aboutthe latest news. We don't even
talk about news. We don't evenlike news. We like God. Yeah,
we're the worst source for news.Do not go to us the news
because I mean, we take twoweeks to get it out to you and
(03:28):
we don't even know a lot aboutit. So not gonna us for news.
Yeah, well done, no tous to laugh. Could have could
have said it better myself. Icould have, but you choked mom's spaghetti.
Yeah, well, I gotta mentiona video game that I played when
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I was a ute that you couldput up against ladies your suit, Larry,
I played a game and that's gonnasound pathetic. Called strip Poker.
It's actually funny. It's exactly whatyou would expect, except that you were
a young, barely pubescent boy playingagainst a very pixelated Comma War sixty four
lady. And if you beat her, she continued to remove clothes. But
(04:13):
the thing I realized quickly is becauseI had a tacked version of the game
is all you had to do wasrename the fifth like for the first element,
and she took all her clothes off. So it was really easy to
beat her strip poker because she startedout naked. It's perfect. So,
yeah, amazing, I've already whackBrackets was born. Yeah, that is
literally the whacking of the whack Brackets. It's my origin story Brackets starting.
(04:45):
So with all that said, Iwill tell you where whack Brackets has degraded
into, if that's even possible.We are now asking the burning questions you
never knew you when it answered untilwe asked them. We will bring on
fellow podcasts and friends of the show, such as a Cowboy, Jake and
JB here, and we will brackit off similar contestants using irrelevant, ever
(05:06):
changing questions. Again, we aregoing to brack it off hated video game
characters. If I didn't tell youthat already, I apologize. I think
I did, But you know what, we're at that point in the night.
So with that said, let's geton with the show. If you
boys are ready, here we go. My body is ready, my body
is fat. I'm not sure ifthat's a John Legend song or not,
(05:32):
but we're going to continue. Sowith all that said, Seals the Navy
Seals anthem. Okay, of thesetwo we are going to brack it off
magic card versus the duck hunt Dog. Which one of these two are more
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likely to be on the shirt inthe mug shot of a serial killer JB.
Who do you have? Holy shit, it's I mean it's duck hunter
dog. It's gotta be because here'sthe deal, that duck hunter dog.
That dog is the most annoying thing. You go and you're shooting, and
you're like, yeah, I'm Igot this gun, I'm shooting the screen
(06:13):
that you miss the duck the doglaughs at you. I mean, you're
a seal killer, right, andyou're you're trying to shoot the young blonde
and you miss, and a dogpops out and is laughing at you.
I mean, I'm gonna put thaton my shirt, and I'm gonna say,
this is the reason I do thisbecause when I was a kid,
I couldn't shoot that damn duck dog. That's that's why blonde blond. So
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that so the so the the duckHunter dogs, like your manifesto manifest as
a dog on a shirt. Yeah. He always described it to me as
that dog that looks like my mother. And I was like, what are
you talking about? You know,the dog that looks like my mother?
Yeah? What Yeah? And ifyou looked at the Uni Bomber's manifesto,
(06:57):
it was literally four hundred pages ofthe duck Hunter Dog. It was just
tea. People thought that guy wasreally smart. And literally all I did
was he took the same page photocopyto four hundred times and put it in
a manifest People have a violent reactionto that dog. Dude, I think
you put up a post about itand people are like that dog And that
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was all they said was that youeven I think, are you Mikey?
Yeah? Yeah, I think Istole that dast That's how he ended up
here. But everybody does. Everybodyremembers that dog is like is laughing at
them as like that was the thatwas your first experience in childhood of ridicule.
That dog told you with a singletea heat that you would never be
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enough, and you've I've no,you've never forgot it. Disagree with the
idea of the video games caused violenceasterisk duck Hunt, you know, not
for the reasons you think. SoI think we interrupted, poor Jake.
Do you have anything up to add, Jake? We just kind of like
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hijacked your thoughts. Sorry about thatmy thoughts. Oh man, all right,
So I didn't know I was up. Thank you. Well, I
think he started and then we startedtalking about manifestos and shit, so I
didn't know who was up. Yeah, we just all started talking about how
the hatred for the duck Hunter dogI was just added to it. It
was a great answer, which Iam going to wholeheartedly disagree with. Oh
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yeah, it's magic harp. Allthe way. We know from years and
years and years of murder, mystery, true crime, all this stuff,
all the way from unsolved mysteries allthe way to now with the four thousand
different true crime podcasts that are outthere, we know serial killers. They
want to think they are special.They need to know they're special. They
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need to know what they're doing isspecial, and they're so much better than
everyone else. And what Pokemon thinks. They are so special and destined to
be so much more than Magic Harp. He could no in real life.
In real life, magic Harp isso useless and everyone hates magic Harp and
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they don't contribute anything to society.But deep down that magic Harp is saying
it, if I can just murderone more person, I can turn into
a beautiful Garrodose and they will allsee. That's why I think magic Harp
is the poster child for how serialkillers see themselves. I I gotta say,
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like Jake, Jake is right.I want to give him tons of
merite kid right, that that isn'tmagic Harp is being useless for the longest
time, and it's just waiting forthat momentary catalyst, that big break,
that big just sudden jump, andthat's a that's a serial killer. That's
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when he does his biggest thing andhe gets caught and he tells his manifesto
and everybody sees how amazing, wellamazing, how he's not amazing what he's
done, big change in them.However, I do want to disagree.
I think magic Harp does represent it. But I think if a serial killer
was to identify with anything, itwould identify with the dog from Duck Hunt.
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It would wear it proudly and saylike, this is how the world
works. The world is awful,the world will ridicule you for what to
do. The world is chaos,the world does not love you. And
that is the duck Hunt Dog.Okay, so you know what, We're
not gonna make Jake call his momagain, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna
go a magic carp here. Andthe reason I'm gonna go a magic carp
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is because I think most serial killers, not all serial killers, but most
serial killers like to prey on peoplethat are weaker than them. And Magic
Harp, as has been mentioned,is possibly the weakest Pokemon ever. Yep.
And what that said is that aserial killer is gonna wear his victim.
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He's kind of proud of killing,so he's gonna wear the magic carp
and be like, see, Ikill the weak victims where the duck Hunt
dog. The killer that's gonna weara duck Hunt Dog shirt is going to
be a more violent killer, someonethat kind of like kill somebody then or
doesn't kill him quite yet, butthen tries to make him eat their own
cat or something. If he wereif he were a flavor of ice cream,
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his ice cream flavor would just bedick and balls. This guy just
sucks, okay, but he's aggressive, he's angry. Serial Killers have to
lie in the shadows. Magic carpsare very weak, and that's what serial
killers tend to prey on. Arethe week, and then they're gonna brag
about Oh look, it's like theTed Bundy. He just keeps going up
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and hitting on women and then killhim. So with that said, we
do have a split, and Idon't have a good I don't have a
good idea for a tiebreak, butI'm gonna come up with something. So
I'm going to ask you this,and this is going to depend I'm going
to let let's see, Okay,since Jake and I agree, I'm gonna
let Jab and Cowboy decide who wantsto answer this question. I'm not gonna
(12:11):
tell you what the question is,but I've got a cow uestion. Fair
enough, okay, Okay, letme ask you this. The stock market
has been a wild ride week recently. The NASDAC canposit? Did it go
up or down? Today? Um? I checked in with them. The
(12:33):
nastack has been having kind of arough day. They went down. You
know their their emotional state is low, so you know what's surprisingly. The
NASDAC has been up a lot recently, but today they were down zero point
five. Yeah, so I youpicked the right person, Cowboy JB.
Would you have known that? Yeah? I lost thirty eight cents today?
(12:54):
So did you? I did?Oh? Are you in those robin hood
traders? No? Know? Youhave like a point point zero seven three
shares of Amazon side. I wishI have eighteen dollars in doutge dog doge
coin doge coin to say it's notdoutge coin. My mom my mother made
(13:18):
me buy it. She texted meand she goes doge coin to the moon.
Where do you say? What didyou text back? Did you say
diamond hands? I don't know whatthat means. She knows everything. I
know none of it. She goesdogecoin to the moon. I'm like what,
She goes, put all your moneyand robin the doge coin and I
just did it. And I texther back and she sends me memes this
(13:41):
is my mom sending me knees?Where's my retirement? Mommy? What did
I do with my doge point?She's weird, dude. She she loves
like, she loves being on likehyped hit culture, like internet culture,
and she loves the Anu Knoki andall the QAnon and she's she's on too
(14:03):
much Internet like that. You cantrace it all back to being on the
Internet too much. So I needto cut her off. But hopefully the
doge coin works out because I gotall of my eighteen dollars, your future
dollars. You want to be excitedwhen you triple your money, and they
have damn near fifty dollars. Yeah, they want to afford lunch at community
(14:24):
college. So that said sadly,I tried to win it for Jake.
I thought magic carb was the rightanswer, but bears fair, the duck
hunting dog wins and he will goon against the winner of this wag bracket
with a question being who spends moretime on their manscaping? Is it Johnny
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Cage and or is I Honda?And I must say manscaping is a new
term to me. I don't know. I'm assuming you got don't know what
manscaping is is a fifty year oldman. This is a relatively And I've
learned this primarily from being a podcastbecause I listen to other podcasts and I
hear manscaping commercials twenty four to sevennow and they've creeped into regular commercials.
(15:15):
Now, this wasn't a thing twentyyears ago. I'm just telling you,
it just wasn't. I'm sure peopledid it, you know. Maybe that's
why I wasn't able to pull hotchicks. But new thing to me,
I'm learning. I'm embarrassed I didn'tdo it. I'm not sure what I'm
gonna do about it. But manscapingJohnny Cage, I honda, well it,
Oh you want to go cowboy?He raised his hand. He's like,
(15:37):
God, I got I know theanswer. It's it's Johnny Cage from
Mortal Kombat, right, that's thejob. That's the only Johnny. That's
the only. Well, there's aguy down the street. His name's Johnny
Cage, and he has like twopit bulls and he also has like all
kinds of like crazy animals inside.He runs an entire farm down here.
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But this is Tennessees or whatever.I would love to meet him. I'm
going to talk about the Johnny Cagehe you know, you know he's got
a crisp JC just etched in rightabove his junk. You know that.
You know that shit says JC.And it's not just like the comic sans
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font. He's got outline, he'sgot drop shadow with his like stubble he's
got he's got a whole graphic designteam that thunder strip right above his junk.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, yeah, he has people that
do it for him. He does. Yeah, they get in there and
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he does the splits and they comeover in the manscape a sense. So
I gotta go with Johnny Cage.I mean, he's all about the look.
He's shirtless with sunglasses. He's he'sthe dude to manscape to the nines.
Sure, all right, who's next, JB. We'll let you go
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next. Yeah it's Johnny Cage.There's in my mind, there's no question.
Like I Honda, he's he's abeast of him. He's like the
anti man scaping, uh kind oflike uh, what's the word I'm looking
for. He's like the patron saintof not man scaping in my mind.
So it's like he he's almost theum if I'm thinking of the right persons,
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Honda Street Spider, Well yeah,yeah, oh the sumo yeah well
oh who did you think it was? The big Green Beast? No,
Blanka, Blanka. I was thinkingblank oh no, never different guy to
provide some argument. I mean,he's a sumo wrestler exactly. To be
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a sumilar wrestler, you want tobe bakery smooth, you want to be
slippery. So maybe maybe Mikey wasgood with this question, that this this
question. I thought about this.I do the whack bracketing very I spent
some time on these. Yeah,I was I was playing checkers. You
were playing chess. That's what wasgoing on. You were playing checkers.
I was playing with myself. Different. So jab, who do you have?
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Yeah, I'm gonna Honda, nowyou you I e honded myself is
a big boy. Be Honda isa big boy, and it's gonna take
a ton of fun. He's gotmore surface area to cover. And when
you're assumo, you want to beslippery. You want to you want to
slip out of those holes and thosepushes you just you just slip it.
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Slip it um. So you gottabe oiled up, hairless, completely head
to toe, you know. Sohe's got to be a baby seal.
You gotta be a baby seal.And it takes a long time to make
e Honda baby seal. Okay,so we have a split so far,
Jake, who do you have?Oh man, No, it's totally so
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okay. Johnny Cage is like anobvious choice. He's a pretty boy.
His haircut is on point. He'sso careless from that from from below the
belly button up to the top thestart of his fade. But he always
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wears pants. You don't see himin anything but pants. You don't know
what mystery is being hidden inside thosemilitary stretchy pants that he uses to splits,
punch, gro in the dick.You don't know what's going on there.
Nobody does. Maybe Johnny Cage isvery self conscious. Maybe he wears
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the pants because he doesn't want peopleto see what's going on. My vote
is for e Honda. When Isee e Honda, I think old guard
manscaping. I think a man,a refined gentleman, a dude who spends,
though he would never admit it,but dude who spends hours in the
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bathroom getting himself ready for the day. When you see I Honda, you
see the embodiment of the smell ofaftershave, of proper care. And he
also he's also told Sumo whenever hesplits you see those tight, tight little
choni's underneath, there's nothing there.There's nothing there. There's proof it's I
Honda, because he shows you theproof. Yep, there's no butt hair
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sticking out of his little thong,you know, not when you wear that.
Those rolled up diapers that they wear, they wear just like twisted up
diapers like you have to man escape. That's that's a good point. It's
a hard man. Well, thegood news is, Cowboy, I won't
give you a chance to change youranswer because I'm totally agree with I Honda.
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Here, you can change it andwe can go full sweep. But
the thing is is this was onewhere I was expecting more of a fight,
but you guys kind of went onthe same same tangent I was thinking,
but for a little bit different reason. It started out a little different,
and then I think Jake brought ithome. Here's the thing about I
Honda is he's a traditionalist Okay,you don't do sumo unless you're a traditionalist,
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and he wants to respect his traditionand to respect your tradition. And
where those kind of outfits to becompetitive in. You don't want to embarrass
it with just like dingle berries andshit hang out the side. You know,
you don't want like, you know, a scrowedum hair hanging and shit.
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So yeah, he's definitely you know, because occasionally a screw them will
pop out, but that's okay.You know, he's definitely clean. And
Johnny Cage, this guy's he's justlike a vain sack of fermented dick cheese.
Okay, He's an awful human being, you know that. You can
tell that nobody likes this character.I used to play him because it pissed
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people off. And even though hewasn't a good character, it's fun to
play with just because he pissed peopleoff. And when I get the impression
of Johnny Cage, I'm thinking smellwise, he smells like act's body spray
and something like a dance club pootang. He just has this gross aroma
(22:15):
to him and he really doesn't careeven though he wants to look good.
On the surface. Once he getsyou in bed, he's already that far
and he's like, fuck you nowat this point, you're all about me.
So yeah, I'm thinking he doesn'tgive a shit about that. I
Honda. As we've all said,We've seen him about as naked as you
can see a man down below,and he looks pretty slick, and even
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his chest looks pretty slick. Hedoesn't have a hairy chest, think about
it. Yeah, so yeah,I'm in agreement. I think he Honda
over Johnny Cage. I think thisis one of those that on the surface,
Johnny Cage was an easy winner,but I think when you dig a
little deeper and you go a littleunder the surface, I think he hondas
your winner. Yeah. Absolutely,Oh yeah, all right, So love
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Johnny Cage. I still love playingwith Johnny Cage. He's so fun to
play with because nobody likes it.Guy, I just want to see that
JC, you know, I justwant to know who does does his graphic
design, That's all. I gottamake it real. I just want to
know who does that? Oh who? Who is the one person you thought
(23:21):
that I Honda was originally JB LankaYea, yeah, maybe he's maybe maybe
they're the one that doesn't. Maybethey do the j C looka is Johnny
cage Man skaperd Yeah, oh god, why not? Wait? We're just
gonna like, or better still,Pikachu whatever anybody? Oh, oh,
(23:44):
Pika p man Pikachu. Yeah.I can't think of anything clever to say,
because sadly, Pokemon only say theirown name. I was gonna say
something that was not Pikachu related,but now I remember he can only say
Pikachu. So there you go.So long story short, we're down to
the final round. We're gonna putthe duck Hunt Dog against e Honda.
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Which one of these two would bea doper DJ at your house party?
I think, Jake, have yougone first hit this round? Or was
it JB who's up this? Idon't think. I don't think I've gone
first. Yeah, I would loveto because I want to take the obvious
choice. There is only one obviouschoice here, and it is e Honda.
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You've seen his moves. You've seenhis moves. Oh like, I
can just picture him up on thestage now. He can scratch those records
into the dirt. One the bassdrops, when that beat drops, He's
slamming his foot down DJ e Hondain the house, y'all. Oh,
his parties would be so amazing.And just picture him with those headphones or
(24:53):
I mean, I don't know,just pressing play on his mac book whatever,
but it would bring the noise.Dude, all right, what do
you think? Let's go with JBnext. You got um hmmm? I
do think e Honda has like ayou know you have because he he is
(25:17):
like he's an athlete, right,He has this um craft that he is
honed, and he has rhythm andyou can tell by the way he stomps
around. He would make a prettygood DJ. But I just want to
see a cartoon dog via DJ.That would be dope. That would be
super dope. He could be thethe dope duck dog dog. Yeah,
(25:41):
dog DJ, Yeah, that's it. So I gotta go with the duck
hunt dog. Me can sample hisown game. So so I'm going to
interject and put the onus on thecowboy to solve this because I am going
to go with e Honda, AndI'll tell you why. Jake was touching
(26:02):
on it. But he didn't,he didn't go all over exactly what I'm
gonna say First off, e Honda, he wears the samurai shit. He's
old school, okay, so he'sdropping old school beats. And not only
that, not only does he stomp, but you know his hand fucking guard
man, he is fucking quick man. He's gonna be quick on the turntable.
Man. He's gonna spend records fasterthan the cable news anchor spends news
(26:26):
stories. He's gonna be all overthe fucking place, all right, So
it's gonna be awesome. And what'sthe duck hunting dog? You know what,
My guess is he's a dick.We know that out to shoot.
We don't think he hondas a dick. Duck hunt dogs a dick. He
doesn't even show up. You paidthem, motherfucker, he doesn't show up.
When he does show up, heshows up with some old cat.
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They roll in with some like eightiesequipment, big shit that's with a busted
speakers and shit, and it soundslike shit. And he's trying to tell
you it's loud, but it soundslike dog shit, literal dog shit,
because he's a dog. And Ijust don't think that he has the He
doesn't care enough. E Honda aswe said, he's a manscaper, so
he cares about his appearance. Hecares about the way he presents himself to
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others, and he's going to makesure that he presents his best self.
You may not be the best DJ, but he's going to present the best
self. If you don't like oldschool beats, if you're the new ship,
you might not like it, butyou're going to appreciate what he gives
you. I think duck Hunt dogslike, fuck you, I'm gonna give
you what I want. So youknow, I think the duck Hunt Dog,
as we said, he's a dick. The last thing you want is
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a dick is a DJ. Socowboy, what do you have? Alright?
So I Honda. I could totallysee him on YouTube with like Samurai
beats, with like those Japanese lowFina beats, with some like really good
djism between. I want to say, some of the best musicians ever been
(27:55):
our assholes. And it's just athing. The best musicians in the world
have egos, their assholes. Theyjust have this air of unearned godlike confidence,
and the duck Hunt Dog has thatfor no reason, seemingly no reason
until we know that he is thedead mouse or the dead duck of DJing.
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He's the dead duck of DJing deadmousew however, to give my official
to give my official answer, becauseI don't even like dead mouse. I
think e Honda's scratching. I thinkyou guys nailed it. I Honda on
the record mashing that a button wouldjust produce some of the craziest DJ shadow,
(28:41):
just wild kind of like rhythms andscratches. I gotta give it.
It's the obvious one. Let's goE Honda. Hmm, all right,
well, I can't disagree. TheHonda dope as fuck. And you know
what, he may have not madeit out the first round, but I
was glad to see him make itout the first roublem because I thought his
scratching ability out of the people thatwe had in here, if we had
(29:04):
scratchers, if we had like areal house party, and I'm not talking
to a guy who just is aDJ party like a wedding DJ. That's
a shit DJ. I need somebodyto scratching records. If we went with
it, I thought the scratchers wouldbe the e Hondas and the magic cards.
So I was kind of angling forBehnda magic card fine because yeah held
flatch around on the Canteen records.Yeah so yeah, but he sadly didn't
(29:32):
make it this far. So Ithink that E Honda is the easy winner
here and for sure we have athree to one, so I Honda is
going to win our hated video gamecharacters whack bracket again. We had on
the Head to Head video Game podcasttonight with Cowboy and Jake and JB and
(29:53):
I will let you guys tell mehow to reach out to you on your
Instagrams and Twitters all that, andthen I'll tell you how to reach out
to me. Cowboy here, Imain Twitter, so again I'm all over
Twitter. I'm posting polls, I'mI'm trying to be funny as hell.
So get at me and ask meweird questions so I can interact with you
(30:15):
and try to weird me out.I swear, I just want people to
get weird with me. So thatis at Head to Head Pod, the
number two like the guy from theWire, I think she head to Head
pod on Twitter, Jake uh shakehere, I would like to wrap Cowboy
(30:42):
at Twitter. If you want totalk to anyone, you just hit up
Cowboy on Twitter. Again. Imean he's all over that place. Oh
my god. He throws him outwith a quickness. But seriously, if
you want the if you want tohit us up as well, you do
have an Instagram. I do poststories and pictures and love it when you
say hi. And our instagram isHead to Head Podcast, remember number two.
(31:06):
You can also check out our websitehead to headpod dot com, or
if you hate the letters E andA, you can go to H two
hpod dot com. I hate dae. Yeah, and it's a special thing.
If any listener to let us knowthey listen to this episode sends me
(31:27):
the code word swordfish and a dM. I will aggressively hit on you
to your heart's content until you tellme to stop. What a reward?
What congratulations? Hold on? Whatwas that again? Swordfish? Or a
person of you or a person ofyour choosing until I either until they become
(31:51):
my mate, you know, untilI court them, or until they call
the authorities, which whichever whichever comesfirst. So with all that said,
yes, if you want to getme on the email as you can send
it to Cowboy at Swordfish at whackbrackets. Actually you can't put ads,
(32:15):
but you could spell like cowboy atat Swordfish, at the symbol at whack
brackets dot com and I will getthat. But outside of that, you
can reach me on all the Instagramsand twitters, snapchats, Reddit's all the
bullshit. I think I even signup for something else. I don't know.
I did not sign up for parlor. That is one place I refused
(32:35):
to because they ask not only foryour social Security number and your driver's license,
but they ask for your dick size. And that's why I cut it
off, because it's like, no, I'm not telling anybody, and the
dropdown doesn't go low enough. That'sright, it stopped at point five inches.
Where can the more I need?I need negative numbers up in this
bitch. So I'm any not aNODI. Oh golly, I don't think
(33:01):
I've ever used the word golly,So there we go. Golly, this
is the first time we use theword golly on a podcast or any time
in my life. Anyway. Youcan reach out to me on all those
social media platforms, minus the parlors. I don't even think that's a thing
anymore. But with all that said, thank you guys. At the H
two H head two head video gamingpodcast, The Cowboy, the Jake and
(33:23):
the JB. Thank you again,and we will get out of here and
we'll let you guys see see youlater, and we're out as always,
Get the fuck out of here.You're not everybody at everybody good night or more
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