Wanted: Swordsman for Hire

Wanted: Swordsman for Hire

In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...

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December 23, 2024 10 mins

The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist! 

Will He Survive?!?!

Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah.

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker

Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker

(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analo...

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The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.

Bad stuff.

Also, a big boat, and a siren. 

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker

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March 28, 2024 10 mins

The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker 

(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)

Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com

Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com

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Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???

Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nat...

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After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture.  

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker

Cast
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker 
Toni - Kathryn Tucker
Peval... Peven?.. Pev-something - Ashkon Stone
Gendle...

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January 6, 2024 9 mins

The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker 

(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)

Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com

Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com<...

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Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is. 

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker 


(Content Notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Salty Language, Alcohol Use)

Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com

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September 16, 2023 45 mins

Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off. 

You know how it is.

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Katrinka - Kathryn Tucker
Elvin Elder - Kathryn Tucker<...

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Apparently,  some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.



Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker 

(Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use )

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January 14, 2023 32 mins

Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how. 

You know how it is. 

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker 

(Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Ov...

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