There's an uncle in the bedroom, we all know that, but what the hell has he been doing in there?
What we do know: he's really, really rich and he's really, really ill - and as if that wasn't enough, he has at least one bedroom.
This week, we're not going in the bedroom (why would we!), but boy are we finding out more about the man with the bedroom, the things he has in his bedroom, and what he's been doing in...
Put down your personal pineapple, pocket your pipe and rip your velcro trousers right off, because this week Daniel Cooper is in the room and he insists - WE. MUST. DANCE.
Join us as we spin, twist and thrust our way into War and Peace party legend - we've done the small talk, we've swapped the gossip, and now it's time to let our hips do the talking.
Listen this week as we witness the birth of disco, we're partying...
Between the endless servings of turtle burgers, whole pineapples and free refill wine you could be forgiven for thinking that everything in the world was amazing and perfect.
Perhaps after dinner we will dance? Perhaps tomorrow there will be another party? Perhaps it will be this way forever? Perhaps.
But behind the totally sweet riffs of the Gravy Boaters, a new tune is starting to play. Under the wicked great banjo solo is the clin...
Legend tells of a powerful and mysterious woman, raised by wild pigs in the Siberian mountains, she has learnt that ice and fire are the inseparable sisters of survival.
The story foretells that she will appear only in the most unusual of circumstances - it must be a glorious name day, there must be an organised dining event the like of which Russia has never seen, and there must be the powerful stench of shame.
It is said she will...
This week we meet the sauciest man in War and Peace, and boy does he like sauce. We're talking béarnaise, we're talking béchamel, we're talking classic gravy - this man has tried them all and has found a place for most of them on his clothes.
Plus we're spending some quality time with WAP's two old and dearest friends. But will their insatiable lust for money bring these best buds closer together, or push them a...
If you thought you could kidnap a policeman, tie him to a stolen bear, then push them both in the canal and wonder off without any consequences, think again!
Join us this week as Pierre's dark, bear filled past rears its furry head to cause moderate to severe embarrassment. Can Pierre take the heat, or will his social standing be torn to shreds by the vicious claws of gossip?
Plus - CUE FUNKY CRIME MUSIC - we're casing the ...
There's an uncle in the bedroom
A bedroom made of gold
An uncle the most handsome
In all Russia, it's been told
"We'd like to see the uncle please
Before he goes and dies
We've heard he's freakin loaded
And we were passing by"
There's an uncle in the bedroom
In this week's episode
Listen now, and have no fear
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This week the generations are at war.
On one side, the mysterious Vera. Handsome as they come, her mouth quite possibly brimming with spiders - and now, terrifying new rumours that she wields dark and unnatural powers.
On the other side, four hopeful children. Innocent as tiny little ducklings, their only weapons are the power of love and some really quite cutting insults they have just invented.
But will their incantations be enough...
The storm clouds are clearing and the romance rainbow is in the air - get your ❤️ emoji ready because this week WAP is crushin' hard.
We're playing hard to get, we're mixing our messages and we're literally playing hide and seek. Get ready to get smitten, because this week it's a heartstring symphony, and you're all invited.
Sure it's great that all these old people are having a nice time, but what are the YOUNG people up to? And who the heck do they fancy? Tell me now!
This week we're slip n' sliding our way through the intricate social web of Moscow's youth scene to answer these critical questions. Join us as we jump on seesaw of uncertainty, clamber high on the jungle gym of jealousy and go feet first down the slide of emotional inst...
Join us this week as we meet one of the lesser-known characters of War and Peace - Mimi the Psychic Doll.
Is she the true power behind the Rostov's incredible wealth? Who is the small boy she controls and what does he want? And how will the family finally escape her supernatural grasp?
Plus it's cause for celebration as we enjoy our first ever name day, and we go deep inside the snuff tin to find out more about the myster...
We've met a fair few wealthy people, even some really quite rich people and now it's time to meet the most fabulously loaded family Russia has ever produced. We're talking the Ferrero Rocher of human beings - yeah, they're that rich.
They've got footmen coming out the wazoo, enough snuff to kill a massive elephant and the sharpest small talk in all of Moscow.
Move over Dale Carnegie, if you really want to know...
Sure, the party's over, but that doesn't mean there isn't time for ANOTHER PARTY. Put the vol-au-vents in the bin - it turns out getting absolutely wasted was the idea all along.
What you'll need: 1 litre of rum per person, carpentry tools, a friendly but irresponsible zoo keeper, and of course a couple of packs of cards. Oh, and don't forget your collar and chain.
The party rule book is quite literally out of t...
It's an age old debate: will marriage make you happy and fulfilled, or will it suck the entire life force from you, turning you into an empty husk - a gibbering, nodding, simpleton, broken and corrupted by the ring on your finger and the ball and chain on your leg?
Tune in this week for some advice that really could change your life as Negative Nancy dives deep, deep, deep into the pit of despair that is marriage.
War and Peace - a happy dream world of endless partying, thoroughly amusing small talk and exciting networking opportunities... or is it?
Join us this week as things get serious - we're going deep, deep behind the curtain and what we find there might shock you to your core.
Bring your best friend, pack your teddy bear and think happy thoughts - this is War and Peace, and the party is over.
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Hippolyte - boring, ugly and bad at telling stories, OR IS HE? Join us this week as the persistent young man takes another punt at impressing an audience.
PLUS we're talking hands - we meet the Arya Stark and Hound of the hand world, one with "small white hands" the other "huge red hands" - but how can they maintain a friendship with such different hands? Tune in to see if they can weather the storm.
SPOILER ALERT - The party won't end.
Picture this: You're at a party with Russia's (nay the world's) greatest minds. You're ever so slightly overtired, incredibly ugly and everyone thinks you're worthless, but you have an incredible story in your back pocket - and it could change EVERYTHING...
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SPOILER ALERT - This party is nowhere near ending!
A party isn't just a time to let loose, it's an important time to network and extract favours from people. Well it is in 19th century Russia anyway...
The hottest woman in the world and her visually unfortunate brother are back and don't you dare forget about those elderly women!
If that wasn't enough, we've got NEW characters and boy do they want stuff!
SPOILER ALERT – Ain’t no one stopping this party!
We’ve got the elite, the powerful, an armoires worth of finger food and hordes of elderly women!
Tune in to see who steps up to tell one of the greatest anecdotes of all time…
Pour a drink, pop on a high ruffle (higher… higher!) and get ready to party – 19th century Russian style!
Meet the ugliest man alive, the prettiest woman on the planet and join as we try to figure out what on earth is going on.
Who is Anna? Genuinely who is she?! I wish we knew.