April 7, 2025 • 58 mins
After two years away, the bitches are BACK, Jill and Nik are now recording at Nashville's Pearl Diver, armed with Fernet, champagne, and plenty of stories to share. Life has changed dramatically since you dummies last heard from your favorite raunchy industry veterans – Jill welcomed her son Wolfie into the world (yes, she literally worked a jewelry pop-up while in labor before heading to the hospital) while Nik claimed the title of "DAQ Queen of East Nashville" in a speed bartending competition that scored her both a giant novelty check and a new job.
Between sips of Champagne and shots from skull-shaped glasses, the pair catch us up on career shifts, memorable travels, and the unexpected ways their paths have converged despite life's curveballs. Their chemistry remains undeniable as they seamlessly bounce between heartfelt confessions about parenthood challenges and hilarious tales from behind the bar.
This revamped season brings exciting new features – not only can you now watch episodes with full video, but listeners can call or text the podcast hotline (347-WASTEDD) to share their own stories and potentially have them featured on future episodes. New segments like "Take a Shot or Take a Seat" test bartender resilience in nightmare scenarios, while a lightning round reveals their biggest goals for this season – including taking the show on the road to capture Nashville's ever-expanding bar scene.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi it's your girl Jill aka Jilly Vanilli, and I'm
here with my bitch, nick akaNicoletti Spaghetti.
Welcome to back to the WastedTruth.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Welcome to back.
Welcome to back guys, we'reback.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We are so back.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're back.
Did you miss us, guys?
Did you think that we were dead?
Sigh, we're not Only deadinside.
I'm figuring out this, guys.
Hi, hold on, Let me make surethis is right.
We have a new soundboard andeverything.
This is a learning process forall bear with us.
Can you turn my sound up alittle bit?
(00:47):
I would, if I knew how to.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I think, just getting right there, yeah, right there.
Okay, perfect, that's all goodfor you.
Sounds great.
How do we sound?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
hopefully good.
Wow, we got a whole new likesetup yeah, space yeah, no more
we're.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, we're no longer in the studio um.
We are now recording at pearldiver hell yeah, shout out big
shout out to the boys.
Thank you so much for lettingus come do this here and get
drunk a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I love being drunk on hours that the bars
aren't open yeah, after hoursthree hours any hour that it is
also open.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, and in you know Jill fashion.
Of course I'm a little bithungover today A little bit
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
you fuckers were tearing my bar up last night we
were turning up in the clareblast night.
It was nice because it wasactually pretty slow, so it was
nice to have friends.
Yeah, I like fun.
We had so much fun here lastnight.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah it, I like fun.
We had so much fun here lastnight.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, it's a good time.
Yeah, I rarely ever workWednesdays, so that was
different for me.
So I was like fuck it up.
Yeah, thanks for all thefriends rolling in.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Shout out to our friends, we like friends.
Yeah, dude, it feels so good.
It feels so good to be back,but not as good're not wasted.
Yes, we still partake.
Have a little drink break.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Do you guys like my cup?
Yeah, we were just like takingideas.
Well, they were.
They were sitting at the barfor so long last night.
Just like shooting out ideasleft and right we were, we were
doing a little r&d yeah momentand I was working and some of
the as the drunker, the moreshots that I were pouring, the
the sillier the ideas got.
But it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, speaking of one silly idea that I came up with
last night yeah shot boy, heyshot boy, will you come over
here, please?
Thank you, deliver.
Deliver us from evil or deliverus into evil as he brings booze
yeah let's go.
Oh, we also have uh some.
So for those of you guys thatare only listening, we now are
(02:55):
recording our faces, so we'regonna have video.
Hopefully this works.
Yeah, so I said do you guyslike my cup?
Obviously you can't fucking seeit if you're just listening so
watch it, bitch yeah, so we'regonna.
We're gonna start a youtubechannel tiktok behind the scenes
, whole episodes.
We're gonna, we're gonna do it.
Uh.
So I wanted to celebrate uscoming back with a bottle of
(03:17):
oove.
Yeah, so, nikki, pop it, butdon't get it on the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Woo, you see that baby, you see that smoke it
looks so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, pour some glasses I got you Keep talking
while I pour which, by the way,shout out to Costco because I
buy a bottle of Vouv everysingle time I go in there.
It's so cheap.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What is it?
What's the cost of it?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
60 bucks, and if you go to a fucking restaurant
they're selling it for like 100and I don't know, 120 bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Maybe, yeah, Well, that's just you know that's just
that's just the bar business,baby, Gotta make that money
honey.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, dude, the only way out is back in.
You guys know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Me and bubbles are not the best of friends.
I always break out in hiveswhen I drink bubbles.
But I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Thank you, and for this podcast, dude, I've been
drinking so many bubbles, yeah,okay, so let's we have a lot to
fucking catch up on.
True, I have a kid now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, we all know that.
Yeah, Phyllis and Jill what'sgoing on with you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So I was gone.
For what?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Two years.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's been two years since we've recorded.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Fuck, yeah, dude, is this in the shot, guys?
Just so I know.
Or do I put the bottle backhere?
Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
France, anyway.
So yeah, I obviously oh hold on.
Can I pause?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
you for a second?
Yes, you should, can.
We cheers this Clink, clink.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Cheers.
Fuck your life.
That was my addition to thesoundboard.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Nice.
Oh my God, I'm just going tolike I'm collecting shit over
here, Are we okay?
Is?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
it in the fit.
How do we look?
Okay, sick.
So back to what I was saying.
Yeah, so obviously I took sometime off to birth a child how
was that?
And just be a mom Actually.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Go into great detail please.
So how big did your?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
get dude gaping.
I was gaped.
Oh god, ew, I'm never gonna,I'm so sorry bro, ew, 10
centimeters allegedly, but um, Idon't know.
I think I got lucky mickey'strying to figure out how big.
I think it's like.
Think of like a melon, I thinkoh yeah, I mean, I was on drugs,
so that helps I would onlyassume but no, I was lucky.
(05:24):
I really enjoyed being pregnant.
I think I peaked when I waspregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I was so fucking hot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hell yeah, I was so hot dude, I understand why men
have pregnancy fetishes.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh yeah, that's a total.
I don't even know why I'masking.
Of course that's a fuckingthing.
There's a fetish for everything, baby.
You right, you right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But yuck, I love being pregnant.
I loved like wearing low-risepants for the first time ever, I
feel like, if I ever gotpregnant, I would not be doing
that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh girl, I had my belly out Really.
Oh yeah, my love handles couldnever.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Listen when you're.
When I was pregnant for thevery first time in my entire 33
years of life, I was notthinking about my body.
I was like I look really good,I'm going to have my fucking
pregnant belly out and nobody'sgoing to falsely assume that I'm
not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You got no.
Did you get anybody at the barwhen you were still bartending
before you took your maternityleave?
Like being like congratulations.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And then you go, I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then you go I'm not pregnant, and then they feel
really bad and tip extraBecause that's what I would
fucking do in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I said that I was going to do it, but I never.
I didn't.
But I was very surprised withthe amount of people that would
look at me and just saycongratulations.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Not even think, not even ask.
Not even ask yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like just assume.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But obviously I was like fucking eight months
pregnant, just assume, butobviously I was like fucking
eight months pregnant.
My belly was out, but still,it's just even when I would be
fully clothed, people would likebe like, are you pregnant?
And I'm like, god damn, no, I'mjust fat, leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, I should have fucking said that no, because
yeah, again, that's how you getthose pity tips.
Baby, make people feel bad foryou well people I did get.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I did get a lot of people tip obviously very well,
and I I think I got a fewhundred dollar tips a few $50
tips Shout out to our pregnantbartenders.
Yeah, which I was listeningback to our episode.
I think I had just announcedthat I was pregnant and we were
having a conversation of how wefelt about pregnant bartenders
and I'm like at the time I thinkI was just scared.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And I was like I don't know, I don't think I like
it, just trying, scared, yeah,and I was like I don't know, I
don't think I like it, but justtrying to reassure yourself,
yeah, like it's still cool, butI mean you still have to work.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, you're still a fucking human being.
You got to support this otherhuman being, yeah but I
definitely like my no shame.
Yeah, my mind's definitelychanged on that.
I think pregnant bartenders areawesome uh, bad asses, bad
asses hell yeah, um, but yeah,so I.
I worked until I was abouteight months and then, towards
the end, I was just gettingpissed off and I was like I
think it's my time.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And you were still at OG right.
That's a really tiny bar tobartend in even when you're not
pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, and I started to just I switched from
bartending to serving, so I wasserving, which, essentially, I
would like the which essentiallyI would like the how the wells
were set up.
I would lean forward and Iwould have random bruises on my
belly because it was yeah justyeah, Poking your poking wolf
with a poor spouts.
Yeah, with poor spouts Jabbingyeah so yeah, but for some
(08:18):
reason we thought it would bebetter if I served and just ran
around the floor on concrete.
Like I was just fucking I washaving if I served and just ran
around the floor on concretethat makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I was just fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was having Braxton Hicks contractions.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh, those like the false those are.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
yeah, those are ones like I guess I don't know when
they start, but they just kindof happen and when they try to
explain it to you like what itis, and I was just kind of like
am I having these?
And I realized that you'refucking throwing me off over
there.
We got a lurker in the back.
We got a fucking lurk.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shot boy get out of here.
We got our visual guy that'shelping with the filming aspect
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, making sure it's actually.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, sorry, hi, his name's Alan.
Oh yeah, you bet him.
He's been on the podcast before.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes, and he will be back eventually.
Shout out to Alan and Brenda.
Those are our behind the scenesguys that have been helping us
get this all set up, produce itvideo, all this shit.
So thanks guys.
Brenda is currently asleep.
Right now, oh is he.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is in the booth right over there.
You can't see him.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We had a time last night.
I'm proud of him.
He drank for 12 and a halfhours.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We had a time last night, yeah, so I'm proud of him
.
He drank for 12 and a halfhours.
Yeah, that's a professionaldrinker right there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, he was outside ready to be a menace.
Yeah, he was ready to go.
He did, and of course.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So we're recording two back-to-back episodes today
just to catch up a little bit.
And he is our first guest.
So you'll be introduced to himjust just know that next episode
look like that in real life.
He's having a bad day.
Oh my god, I just I love thepicture, so be prepared.
Yeah, um, I was very proud ofhim because I worked last night
and they came in, as I wassaying earlier, and you guys
(09:57):
came in and we're partying, andthen I got out early enough that
I could hit it.
Hit um shulman's, which is abar down the street.
Uh, I could hit it before lastcall and lo and behold, who do I
find?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
still fucking there, fucking, still tearing it up.
Yeah, man, our good old littleBrenda boy so yeah, I was, um my
mom's in town shout out to mymother um, quint and I are very
lucky that we have family intown, so with our schedules,
obviously Quint is in thebusiness as well and the place
(10:31):
that we work, which I'm nottelling you guys.
It's kind of one of thosethings, if you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
She's keeping it on the DL.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, I don't want anything that I say to be used
against me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah well, you're a little more corporate now In the
court of law.
Yeah, yeah, say to be usedagainst me.
Yeah well, you're a little morecorporate now In the court of
law.
Yeah, your spot that you're atnow is a little more corporate,
so might as well just keep it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Keep it on the DL.
Yeah, but anyways, where wework, they're very they're
awesome with our schedule.
Quint and I work pretty muchopposite schedules, but when my
mom comes into town, we try toget as much shit done as
possible, and by shit she meansjust going out every night and
getting fucked up.
No, not every night, um, butlast night, yes, I was literally
(11:13):
home by 11 o'clock.
That's good I called my uber at11 nice, which ubers are so
fucking expensive in nashville?
Yeah, you know what I thinkabout that.
Facts, fucking facts, fuck thatshit yeah.
Yeah but I mean.
It's better than drunk driving,you guys.
That's right.
Throwing it out there, don't dothat.
That shit is which would you?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
rather have A DUI or a $30 Uber, that's a good way to
put it in perspective.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But when I'm fucking broken that Uber.
I'm like God damn it's $30.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm just gonna walk bitch.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I've got the fucking money.
I've spent my money on worsethings for a lot more and I've
gotten a lot less.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
At least you have your life.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I don't know.
It feels good to be back.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I know right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, um, yeah, I don't know.
It feels good to be back, Iknow right, yeah, I feel like I
had to, like you know, obviouslyI had to have the baby,
acclimate, acclimate yourentirely different lifestyle.
Now I must, I have a completelydifferent life oh my god, in
the best way, in the best way,go mommy.
Yeah, I'm never calling youthat again.
Hey, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Hey mama.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Did you see that thing I posted the other day?
Yeah, I did.
Mama, don't fucking call, heymama Fuck you.
Please, god, don't ever call memama.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Don't even call me that, I'm not one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I hate that word.
It sounds like so.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's giving.
Hey, mama, you're doing great.
Mama, fuck you, I'm literallynot.
Oh yeah, so new soundboard.
We were talking with the guysand we were like, obviously we
have to bring the ding back forall the shout outs, because I
have to shout out all my peopleyeah, so many shout outs, so
many jules got a list.
Yeah I'm gonna try to sprinklethem in every now and again
which shout out to my son Wolfie.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We love Wolfie.
What the fuck was I just saying?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Wow, that's pregnancy brain for you.
Sorry, that's mama brain.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Fuck you bitch.
Yeah, I really don't rememberwhat my train of thought was
right there.
I was going to talk aboutsomething.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's the first episode back.
We're rusty bro.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it's fine, we're rusty brother.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
The listeners will still appreciate our effort,
yeah, to be coherent andconsistent.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, Still feral though.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
And fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, feral and fantastic Still.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We're effing it up.
Yeah, I've been in the housefor way too long.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I wish I could say the same.
Yeah, I feel like I work somuch.
Well, it felt great.
It just felt crazy to take asmuch time.
I mean, I really didn't eventake that much fucking time off
how long did you take off soafter you had?
Wolf.
Technically so funny.
This is a funny fucking story.
So, as some of you guys know,if not, I have my own jewelry
business.
Um shameless plug shout out,shout out to my business partner
(14:07):
, katie, love you, love you down.
And then it's Wooden Wolf.
And if you guys can see, whenyou guys watch our video, you
can see that I have a shamelessplug right now of wearing one of
my charm necklaces.
They're very, very cute, sexyand slay Anyways.
Hell yeah, brother, the daythat I went into labor, um, my
(14:27):
water broke at like five o'clockin the morning.
I was laying in bed which funfact.
Didn't know this.
It's like a very low percentageof women that actually go into,
uh, labor.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
their water breaks usually like that's such like a
thing on like any tv show.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's all dramatic and shit.
Yeah, yeah, no, I just likeflooding a department store.
I need to look up the percentage, but it's super low.
It's like not normal.
Yeah, it's more.
You're so special, I am special.
Actually, my birth was amazing.
But I, my water broke and I'mlike, okay.
I go to the bathroom and like,look at her.
(15:11):
She's like I was like my waterbroke and she was like, oh, my
god, we have to go.
I'm like chill bitch, I'm nothaving any time, I don't have
any labor pains, but I didn'tknow what the I don't know.
I didn't know what the fuck todo.
I didn't have my like my bag,my hospital bag ready or
anything.
I was not prepared.
You lazy bitch, yeah youfucking lazy whore.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You procrastinating son of a whore.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, but I called the hospital.
I'm like, what should I do?
And they're like are you having?
Like, are you?
Do you feel like you're havingperiod or period?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Period.
Do you feel like you're havingperiod?
I am not okay, guys.
I have been period currently.
I love that for me.
They were asking if I washaving no baby in here.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They were asking if I was having contractions, I was
like no, and they're.
Like, you're good, you justhave to come in within the next
24 hours.
I was like, all right, great,another.
Another thing that I didn'tknow is whenever your water
breaks, your body justcontinuously makes amniotic
fluid and it just continuouslyjust comes out of your body all
day, all day anyways.
So I'm going on a tangent again,but fun facts about birth.
(16:08):
But the day that I went intolabor I had a pop up at for my
jewelry business and my labor.
My water broke at five and thenI went to one of my god damn, I
think he just poured all thefrenet.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I dwebbled out of the bottle.
That's illegal.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm sorry um, it's my religion to waste alcohol.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
He's alive.
How was your nap brenda um?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
anyways.
So I went to one of my pop-upsand my girls were.
I had two girls working it andI went to it and they're like
how are you?
I'm like I'm actually in laborright now.
They're like they're like whatthe fuck are you doing here?
I'm like it's cool.
So then after that I was likeall right, mom, cheesecake
factory we're going.
So we go to the cheesecakefactory, okay, and I guess, like
, once you go in the hospital,they don't feed you.
(16:53):
You, you can't eat.
Oh yeah, you won't eat untilafter you give birth, and who
knows how long you're going tobe in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's how I gave me food.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, so fucking, we go to the Cheesecake Factory and
then, like I, didn't go to thehospital until like 11 pm that
night.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It was great, so oh so I worked up until I literally
gave birth.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And then I think I went back to the bar three
months later.
Two months later that's a quickturnaround.
Yeah, it was.
It was I felt.
Yeah, it felt it felt weird.
I felt like I was missing out.
You're just getting FOMO.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I just work.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I fucking work so much.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh also, you're just not sleeping.
You don't sleep because yourkid doesn't sleep, so you feel
like a fucking zombie.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
What's that meme of that woman that's banging the
things together?
You ain't go to sleep becauseof me.
I didn't go to sleep because ofy'all.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Y'all ain't go to sleep because of me.
That was your kid, that wasWolfie Banging fucking pots and
pans everywhere, so abouttwo-ish months.
Pots and pans everywhere soabout two-ish months.
We're going to have Quint on,so, quint, we can talk more on
this, but Quint ended up gettingfucking fired from his job.
But it was great because Quintliterally worked.
(18:04):
Quint was scheduled to work thenight that I went to the
hospital.
Obviously, they let him go.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They didn't fire him yet.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They let him leave.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Sorry, I'm having a child currently.
You know what?
Just go and don't come backyeah, don't ever come back um.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But I don't even remember.
Maybe, maybe two months laterhe ended up getting fired or
whatever but he worked.
I mean, I was basically bymyself all the time because he
had to work.
Yeah, um, so it was a nicelittle, it was a nice way, it
was a nice little like.
Once he got fired I was like,okay, I'll go back to work and
then you just stay home and bemr, mr mom.
(18:44):
Yeah, so he got it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He got a nice little break to spend time with wolfie
so it ended up being a blessingin disguise, like at the moment.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It was just kind of crazy that it happened.
But and then, with all that tobe said, he got fired from there
.
And then, nikki, I texted you,uh, and asked you if you knew
anywhere that was hiring, andthe place that we currently are
working at was just in thebeginning stages of all of it
and she was like actually youshould text page, shout out to
page, love you, um.
(19:11):
And page was like yeah, we'reopening up this pizzeria.
She was like she like I thinkshe said something're opening up
this pizzeria.
She was like she like I thinkshe said something like a late
night pizzeria.
Vibe and quit was like whatever, I need a job, great.
And that definitely was not theconcept at all.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Whatsoever.
Was she lying?
I think she was just maybe alittle bit confused on what it
was looking for, or what it wasgoing to be, um, but or what it
was going to be, but she wasjust like yo, I was like yo, she
was like I fucking love youguys, I love Quint, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And then it ended up now we work there and it's
fucking awesome, that's greatyeah, hell yeah so.
I wasn't even planning onworking there.
And then I went out one nightafter work, me and Jen Shout out
to Jen.
Jenny from the block Went outone night, ran into Paige and
Paige was like, hey man, do youalso want to work here?
And I was like actually, yeah,sure, in Jill and Quint fashion,
(20:01):
of course, we're working at thesame fucking spot again.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I love just stumbling into jobs.
That's kind of how I got thisone too.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, and Nick you're also.
I don't even know you wereworking at Pearl at the time.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Where, pearl at the time?
Where were you working atwhenever?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
you and Jill Flamingo .
Okay For season two.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I was still at Flamingo.
You were still at Flamingo,yeah, but then I competed in a
DAC off and you fucking won thatshit bitch, I am the DAC queen.
I am the current reigning queen.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What is it?
Dac queen of East Nashville Iwant to thank me, and only me,
and only me.
But yeah, no, dak, queen ofEast Nashville, I want to thank
me, and only me, and only me.
The Snoop Dogg thing.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But yeah, no, it was like a Bacardi event that was
happening here and it was like aBacardi daiquiri competition,
and so it was like speeddaiquiris.
And I murdered everyone else.
Yeah, and like, obviously, I'veknown the owners of Pearl Diver
for a long time.
Yeah, and they're homies.
And like, obviously, I've knownthe owners of Pearl.
Diver for a long time, yeah,homies.
And after that they were likedo you want a job here too?
(20:59):
I was like hell yeah, sure, Igot a big check and a job out of
it.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So make your daiquiris really fast, y'all.
I remember like they gave Nikkione of those fucking massive,
the giant check the giant checkLike where is it?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's massive, the giant check like where is it?
It's, it's in a dumpster.
Now I threw it away.
You fuck, you fucking bitch.
It would have been a lot coolerif ben spelled my name, right
you, fucker, love you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How did he spell it?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
he spelled it with two k's damn it's
n-i-k-o-l-e-t-t-e I would have.
I would have loved to just seenit like in your room on the wall
or some shit joe, my roommatedid want to like hang it up like
in our like we have like a,like a fully done basement
that's kind of like his studioand like um like a practice spot
uh, for his band, and he waslike I want to hang it on the
(21:45):
wall down there.
And I was like, dude, it was inthe back of my car for a solid
month and a half.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I remember when you first got it.
You're like it's in my car andI'm like of course, course.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
For like the following two weeks anytime I'd
go out to any bar, everybody belike the Dak Queens here,
embarrassing as shit.
And then they would just ask mewhere the big check is.
And I'm like it's in my carright now.
You want to go see it?
So funny.
I didn't realize it wassomething that would be on my
bucket list, but receiving a bigcheck, yeah, I just that ass.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I want a thousand bucks.
That's so sick dude.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I wanted to bring it into the bank and be like can I,
can I cash this in?
Does it work like that?
No, it was a normal size check.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's so funny.
The first thought that came tomy head is like anytime, like I
owe my friends money, big check.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I'm not that I'll venmo you, I'll venmo you, but
then also I'm gonna give you abig check that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Where do we buy big checks?
I don't know.
Amazon probably has them.
Probably fuck amazon, we're notsupporting god.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I hate amazon, but so much so, yeah, shout out to
winning a daiquiri and getting ajob out of it too.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So period queen yeah, we film here.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That was, that was everybody after I won.
It was really fun.
It was a good time.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, you're a fucking speed demon man.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I am.
Yeah, I would like to say that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You are like super fast.
People don't realize.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, I did also compete in Speed Rack, which is
a really, really cool event.
It's all women, right, so it'sall women.
Shout out to all women event.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's all women, right .
So it's all women.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Shout out to all women, but it's a speed
bartending competition for womenand it's in support of breast
cancer.
Breast cancer, fuck, fuck,breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Nikki's living her dream.
Every single time she sayssomething funny.
She just looks into the camera.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I like it, I think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, it's great.
I feel like I'm on the Office.
Yes, you're living out youroffice.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But yeah, it was.
Yeah, so Speed Rack, it happensall around the country and then
the finals are in New Orleansduring Tales and yeah, just a
bunch of badass fucking womenjust slinging drinks like like
cocktails, legit cocktails, um,and it was awesome and so I was
able to compete in that, but myanxiety got the fucking best of
me on that one yeah I wasshaking like a leaf.
(24:03):
I was also.
There was like 30 peoplecompeting to get onto stage, um,
and I was second to last tocompete like in the first round
shit and so, of course, I'm justsitting there just like
watching girls come in and outand like well, and I was just oh
like shaking in my boots, stageright um yeah, I like I doubled
up in my lexa pro that day andI didn't do shit so rude.
(24:25):
So I I now know, uh, becauselike literally the second that I
did it, I knew I didn't makestage, like my time was shit and
I dropped my side cart.
You dropped the whole drink.
Yeah, I, I had to remake it myliteral.
My hands were shaking so bad?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
That's just on my anxiety.
You think it was just becausethere were so many people that
were competing and you were justlike getting in your head how
did you feel Because you did sowell here at Pearl.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I realized the one thing that I didn't do before
competing for Speed Rack was ripa couple shots and that, like
that, gets a little loose, yeahit just.
And so I felt the same thinghappening because, like it was
literally about a month laterthat, uh, the daiquiri
competition happened and I waslike, oh, um, I think I know
(25:08):
what I did wrong, let me see,because I was like starting to
feel that way again, like before, uh, competing at the daiquiri
competition, and I was like, letme, let me rip a shot, pound a
beer and see how I feel.
And I was immediately just likecalmer and then I killed it
well.
So like, get a little loose, geta couple shots in you and
you'll compete and be have agreat time.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Speaking of let's take a shot little shots.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Look at these little.
Aren't these the cutest?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
we have these, the shot glasses that we have for
those of you that can't see us.
They're little skulls yeah,they're little skulls, they're
badass.
Pearl has some really coolfucking glassware.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Obviously we've got the pink cat yeah we like,
launched our new menu a month ortwo ago and it's a oh my God,
it's the biggest menu, butcheers menu but cheers, cheers.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's brutal, but we have a lot of new glassware out
of it which is very cute.
Oh my god, these things arefucking massive daddy.
Oh my god, bitch, I wasn'texpecting that.
I was choked, as you do, as youtake a minute.
I was choked, you know what?
If I do die, quinn's gonna makea lot of money off of my dead
body.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So that's morbid yeah , um but yeah, so I know now I
definitely want to try tocompete again.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
So question um for those that aren't really
familiar with it.
Um, you gave a littlebackground on it, so do they
tell you what cocktails you'regonna make beforehand, or you
just completely surprised?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
so you are get for the first round, like you just
have to apply online and like,send a video and do a lot of
stuff, and then they pick youguys.
Um, and then you're given sixcocktails.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That will be options for the first round.
You don't know, and they'regoing to select four when you
walk up.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh, you don't know which ones they're going to be.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And there's going to be, yeah, and you have.
When you walk in, they tell youwhich four of the six that you
have to make.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
And then you have two minutes to set up your well in
preparation for those fourdrinks.
Um, and then you go.
What, what were the?
What were?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
the six drinks they told you, and which four did you
make?
Uh, I had.
So the options were oh god, Ican't remember, sidecar,
manhattan, cosmo, daiquiri,margarita something else I can't
remember.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Um, yeah, they're all .
They were all like easy but itcould totally like I can see it
yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Like you know, three are shaken, one stirred usually,
and then but like, yeah, youset everything up as best you
can.
Um, and I had it, my time wasgood.
I was like, oh, but again.
I and I went to go like grabthe sidecar to shake it and then
it just went.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, you know, you got it in you.
You won the fucking daiquiricompetition.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, I would feel a little more confident going into
it because that was my firsttime competing in anything like
that.
And so I was like okay, likenow that I have my wits about me
and I'm more prepared goinginto it and like know what to
expect.
I think I'd do better next time.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Regardless, it's a really fun event and, like the,
it's like the kickoff party oftails.
It's like the first night oftails is the speed rack
competition, so it's like allthe homies show up, it's so like
really cool, like it's justlike bad-ass women like getting
together and just being verysupportive and and it's cool to
see, you know, like all thesecool women bartenders like all
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together and like really awesomeindustry people popping their
pussies, man, yeah, and you justlike made friends out of it.
That's cool.
I got really close with two ofthe bartenders from pearl also
competed and they both yeah bothof them made it stage like pay
and uh des.
Both made it stage and des endedup winning it and going to the
finals and tail at uh at tails.
(28:32):
That's so fucking so it wasreally fucking cool and good for
her and like obviously we'dknown each other beforehand, but
we never really like hung outlike that.
But yeah we were all practicingtogether so it was like got to
hang out with them a lot moreand we got closer.
So it was extra cool that I hadended up getting a job and
working here and getting to hangout with them more.
So we're talking about goingback to tails.
(28:54):
This will be my third yeargoing.
I've never been and I reallywant to get Jill down there at
least for a couple days.
I think it'd be really fuckingcool.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I think I could pull it off.
I just have to tell my mom.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, I've got to ask my mom that's becoming a mom.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You have to ask your mom before you do things, before
you do things.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Full circle.
I gotta ask my mom yeah, okay,okay, jill.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I need a babysitter.
I think it would be a lot offun and it would be great for us
and some R&D baby.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, what I love.
I've talked about Tales beforeon this podcast, but it's such a
fun, crazy week.
It's hell week, but in the bestway possible.
I've never been just so drunkand yet had so much fun.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, the last time, one of the last times you were
there, you and mars facetimed meand I talked to you guys.
That was the first time I everwent I was literally sitting at
home with.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I had just a newborn.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, yes, yeah because wolfie was born in may
and you guys is in june or julyjill, it's in July, july, this
bitch, literally.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
She answers the FaceTime, mars, and I shout out
Mars, happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Mars.
Mars and I were in the hotelroom like taking a break,
because it's like a bunch of dayparties and then there's a
bunch of night parties and solike you can't, hit all of them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's a marathon, not a race.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It is oh my God, in the worst way possible.
It's the longest marathonyou'll ever run.
You're a poor liver, but wewere in the hotel room taking a
break, taking a shower,freshening up, before going out
for the night and we FaceTimedyou.
And the first thing she doeswhen she answers the fucking
FaceTime she goes hey guys, lookat my son's d***.
Oh my God, did I?
I think it was like straight upput your son's on the FaceTime
(30:34):
and I was like I don't need tosee this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't ever want to hear those words.
Jesus Christ, someone's goingto call fucking CPS on my ass.
I was like, look at this littlewiener, my God.
I'm so sorry it wastraumatizing my kid's going to
listen to this one day and he'sgoing to be like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He's going to be like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I mean, he was like fucking three weeks older than
shit.
Yeah, it didn't even look likeit.
Oh, my God, okay, we're donetalking about it, but yeah,
anyways.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That was us at Tails for the first time, and then we
only Maris and I only went forlike three days the first year.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And that was fun, thank you shot boy.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then the second year I ended the full week.
Golly, it was a definitely amarathon but, like everybody was
just like responding, becauseeverybody else that went that
was from nashville, uh, was goneafter three or four days and
they're like that was awful.
It was like I hurt, likeeverything hurts I'm never doing
this again.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I'm getting too old for this.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It is in july there it's hot and it like rains, so
like don't even try to fix yourhair just let it go.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, just accept it for what it is.
Yeah, um.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But it was definitely just like I.
I was like you know what, I'mgonna stick it through, I'm
gonna do this, yeah, and myflight ended up getting canceled
.
I was only supposed to be theresix days I think I remember
seven days.
Yeah, I think I remember whenyou said that your flight got
canceled yeah, and so I was likefuck it, I'm staying the other
day because there's like thesend-off party is like the last
thing, and that was.
It's still crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
And then yeah, Well, I think I can commit to like two
nights, three days.
Yeah, that's great.
In and out.
But I'm also like kind of I'mscared.
I'm scared to fly.
Yeah, I fly.
Oh yeah, I'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, fuck that.
Um, speaking of uh quentin, Iwent to dc.
Yeah, uh, I'm so jealous I'vebeen trying to go shout out to
washington dc dude.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I mean no, no, the bars and stuff this is not a
political podcast, but but.
Donald Trump can eat my ass,not in a hot way, yeah, not in a
hot way.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'll fucking fart in his mouth Right after you just
took a massive bloody shit.
Oh, jesus Christ, wow.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Without wiping.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
He can wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, but we had went for a wedding Cute.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It was one of like Quinn's, like we love, love.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, it was one of Quinn's like old, like high
school friends, like the Bessies.
So he was like do you want togo?
I was like, let me ask my mom.
There, you go, which shout outto Quinn's mom Robin Honey,
that's Wolfie's honey.
Aw watching the baby for us.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, it's really awesome.
But we went to Washington DC.
It's so fucking sick.
It's so cool there.
There's so much to do.
There's so many different typesof cuisine, like our favorite.
Well, there's two favoriteplaces Old Ebbet Bar and Grill.
Shout out to them, bro.
We went like three.
I think we went three times andwe were there, for we were
(33:42):
there Friday through Sunday,friday through Monday.
We went literally almost everysingle day.
It was in fucking credible dude.
It's like an old school stylekind of steakhouse.
It's massive.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's right downtown.
It's like across from theCapitol.
Um, not the one they stormed.
I'm sorry I had to.
So fucking ridiculous, uh, uh,wow.
You guys can watch me pick mynose on it.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm fucking on air, um, hot somebody's into it, yeah
, um, but I think you have apregnancy fetish.
Try a nose picking fetish jesuschrist.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Um, yeah, but we went .
So we went to Old Ebbett.
We went like three or fourtimes.
They have the best fuckinghappy hour I had.
We got the seafood tower, wegot caviar.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Bitch.
You two love a seafood tower.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love a seafood tower.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I went out to eat with them, a couple like her and
Quint and Wolf, a few like amonth or two months ago.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh, this feels like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I feel like we sat down and you guys, quint was
immediately like so we'regetting the seafood tower right?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I was like yeah, and I'm like, of course, that's why
we're so in love, is we justlike you know?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Just like to eat and drink.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
We like to eat and drink and DC is good for that.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I want to go.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I know we talked fun and quentin I had, we had such a
good fucking time.
And then the other place that Ireally liked was called um
green line, green hour, greensomething.
Fuck me, I don't remember whatit's called, it's green
something I really, really likedit, it was lebanese not not
enough to remember the name,yeah, the food was incredible
there, and then our server wasso sick.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He was so cool, um, and it really make or break an
experience it's like a reallycool, like badass server yes,
that's just like just a chillguy man and, like I feel like
especially with us whenever wego out, we just kind of
immediately give off the factthat we give off the industry
vibes yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
So people feed off that and they're like oh like,
let's hook these guys up yeahlet's treat them like homies
yeah, it's yeah, and that hereally really made it um a much
overall better experience.
But it's so much fun going todifferent cities.
I think it's called the greenline.
Do you want to google?
It I think I will.
Um, but they had this shot onthe menu that was like.
I don't remember what the basealcohol was in it, but it had
(35:58):
tabasco sauce in it and it waslike had like hot water in it.
It was like a hot shot Ew thatsounds gross.
But I was because we were likewe want to do a shot and he was
like, oh, we've got like ourhouse shot.
It's like a Lebanese thing,whatever the shot was, and it
was fucking Awful, but it was sofucking Like it was just great,
because I'm like Hell, yeah,like when in fucking Rome, I'll
fucking try their fucking shot.
(36:20):
Whenever Quinn's on, he'llprobably remember he has such a
better memory than I do.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What's the best shot you've ever had, like.
What's your go-to Like ifyou're going to a restaurant or
a bar and they're like, oh, thisis our specialty shot and
what's the worst shot you'veever had?
Best shot I can tell you myfavorite shot I've ever had and
the worst shot I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Worst I've ever had.
Uh, we're shot malort period.
Well, yeah, definitely um, butI don't know if I'm always down.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I love like a place that has like shots on the menu,
like a whole shot menu.
Yeah, yeah, I like I eat thatshit.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, stupid touristy , yeah uh ashley and I oh my
gosh shout out to ashley loveyou, girl.
You guys can see her.
She's on my arm.
Bye, sierra, love you.
Shout out to sierra.
By the way, oh yeah, she'sreally been putting her whole
pussy in this podcast, man.
She's really, really supportingit and we love that.
She's behind the screen justlike yeah yeah, yeah, bitch,
(37:14):
let's go um, but ashley and Iwere just in, we did a little
valentine's day trip and we wentto this place and they had a
dumb little shot list and one ofthem was like.
It was like pink Jolly Rancher,and I'm like give me one of
those bitch, or like Gatoradeshot or gummy bear shot, yeah, I
eat all that shit up.
Worst shot ever.
I don't even, I don't even.
(37:35):
They all kind of are bad allshots are bad, I mean yeah, I'm
a, no, I'm a mama now that doesnot change your palate that much
.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
No, you're right, you're right.
Um no, we love, I love.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, no, I obviously love fernet, which I would just
like everyone.
If you're listening, obviouslyyou can't see, but if you guys
are watching the youtube, um,we've got two bottles of fernet
in the back.
They were given to us by ourgirl, courtney wait really
courtney.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh, she did, she pulled through.
Shout out to courtney.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Um, she's our local fernet rep.
She is a regular at my bar.
I just, I just love her, I loveher down, but we hit her up and
we're like yo like, can you getus some liquor?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
we love.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
We obviously love fernet very, very much um, and
she yeah, she was like I can getyou, you just let me know and
I'm like okay, sweet.
So she started us off with twobottles um and she's willing to
give us more, and that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It's super cool.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Sponsored by and we got two for net coins.
We got the tennessee coin andthen we've got the um.
I think that's the halloweenone.
Yeah, that's the one that wehave at our house, but yeah, so
that was really.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I have like two or three of them and I don't know
where any of them are.
Shit.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I mean like they're somewhere.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
They're just misplaced.
Probably the thing about fornet obviously we love for net,
but like the thing about the fornet coins, things like I love
the novelty of it and the dolike for it, does like coin
drops and shit and they'll likedo events at bars and like like
uh, people go bananas for itlike I mean, did you work the
one at uh, at the bar that theywere doing it at?
(39:10):
Uh pop up last year the forthat party at my bar.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah um no, I wasn't working it, but I no, there was
wait.
No, I was working, it wasfucking crazy bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We were like okay.
So we got there even 30 minutesor an hour before the event
even started and they were doinga pop-up like fernet tattoo uh
thing next door because there'slike a tattoo shop next to it
and we got our name on the list.
We were already like again anhour before the event even
started.
We were like 25 on the list, soI think it ended right after us
(39:42):
like they just ran out of timeso I got a fernet tattoo.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
That's when you know what's real oh, yeah, show the
show the people you got it.
Yeah, I love fernando.
Okay, what is fernando the?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
it's one of their.
It's a.
Oh, is it a crocodile oralligator?
Yeah, yeah the age-old question.
I think I've googled thisbefore because I say it's a
crocodile.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Let us know your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, um uh, but anyways, yeah, the coin thing I
think is so funny.
It's like a novelty thing butseriously, like two to three
hundred people showed up forthat event to get their like, to
get raffle tickets and to maybewin a coin.
They were only giving away 50coins yeah, like hundreds of
people were there.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, they flocked and every single thing.
We I think Quentin and I havetwo coins and they were just
given to us, so we didn't haveto really do much for them.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Well, that's nice obviously.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
And I've got them in a cute little.
I got them in like a on mylittle bookshelf.
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I need to find mine.
I think one's floating aroundin my car.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I really care.
You really like throwing shitin your car.
Don't you bitch my car isdisgusting and I leave shit in
there.
That's your car, that's mebeing.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I mean, I will say I mean, like the first point I
ever got I was very excitedabout, and that's how brenda and
I met actually, which we'lltalk about on the next podcast
oh, yeah, yeah um, yeah, soclearly I really.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Fernet has given me many, many beautiful things yeah
, and if you guys I mean, if youguys listened first season, you
guys know how much we fuckinglove Fernette.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Our whole first photo shoot that we did was us
pouring Fernette oh yeah, I lovethose photos too of like
licking and or kissing theFernette bottle.
I think it's like so hot dude,I didn't appreciate my
pre-pregnancy body says allfucking all mamas anyways.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Um, we cute.
I think so sometimes.
Yeah, I mean all the time.
Oh, we're cute all the timeyou're right, no, it's so funny
mickey.
So we're obviously really happyto have the video and stuff,
but now we're just like we can'tjust fucking roll through here
looking a fucking mess.
Yeah, I gotta fucking wearmakeup now I put my eyebrows on
for you, I didn't try that hard.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's I'm on my period and I'm unwell and I'm
like breaking out like amotherfucker.
That's what I think.
I was like, I was like gettingready and like caking on makeup
and and I was like, honestly,it's me y'all, yeah, what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay.
So God, we've been just fuckingyapping and I love it, but I
wanted to go over some new funthings that we have Obviously,
video, whatever.
We're in a whole new space, butwe have a phone number.
We want to, okay.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh yeah, we have number, we want to.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, we have our phone number, which is three,
four, seven, nine, two, seven,eight, three, three, three and
that is it's three, four, seven.
Wasted it with two d's.
Uh, I have a little.
I got a little hat right here.
Oh yeah, I feel like ainfluencer.
I'm doing the influencer handthing right now.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Do like the ASMR.
Yeah, we're turning into anASMR podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
So we just want to interact With you guys a lot
more.
So we've got the phone numberthat you can call in or text.
We didn't realize that youcould text it too, because
Sierra, who's doing a lot of ourSocial media and that you can
call in or text, or text.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
We didn't realize that you could text it too.
Yeah, because like Sierra,who's doing a lot of our social
media and that side of it, getsall the texts and the emails,
yes, and the phone calls too.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, she gets them all.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But she was like I didn't realize we could text too
, because we got a couple texts.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
We got keep posting it.
We're going to keep posting it.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
By the time you guys hear this, I mean it's probably
going to be a month or two later.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, we got quite a few, which is really awesome, so
keep them coming.
Obviously, they're anonymous.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
We just want to hear stories.
Or if you're just fuckingbitching or you just want to
like shout out, just call intext in Be like hey, will yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Next time you're drunk as fuck at a bar at the
end of the night, at last call.
Just like give us a call andleave us a voicemail.
Yeah, and if you're going to,like play them on air, like the
ones that we like.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, so be cool Be funny.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, don't say any stupid shit, or do actually.
No, say stupid shit, that'swhat we want.
Just don't say anything thatwill get you canceled.
Yeah, don't do that, so likethree four seven, nine, two,
seven, eight, three, three,three, aka three, four, seven
wasted.
Just a fucking.
That's just so fucking funny.
(44:11):
But yeah, I'm excited, I wantto hear.
I want to hear from you guys,like if you're, you know you get
off of a really bad shift andyou just want to call us and
bitch we're here for you.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
This is what this podcast is for.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Call it all we do is this just bitch bitch Dude, and
I get it, it's the best.
It's funny because I get itfrom my mom.
I was getting ready thismorning and she works from home
in my house and obviously wherethe fuck else would she work
from home at?
God damn you stupid bitch andshe's on the phone with her
co-worker for I don't know.
It took me about an hour to getready and she was just talking
(44:46):
shit the entire time.
I literally peeked in and Isaid you got a lot to say about
a lot of people, don't you?
And she goes yeah, fuck thesepeople.
And I'm like Like mother likedaughter Hater.
Hater hour Cheers to being ahater.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh, you need some more.
Well, cheers to me and only me.
Isn't it like bad luck tocheers without something in your
glass man?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Fuck that, or it's the pouring your own sake.
That's one thing that Iactually abide by.
I do abide by that too.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Do you guys abide by that?
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Send us a voicemail but yeah, I feel like recently.
Yeah, for people that don'tknow, I don't even, you're not
supposed to pour your own sake.
Yeah, someone's supposed topour it for you.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
For somebody else, then they pour it for you I do
it every.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I've never poured my own sake.
Why is?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
that a.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Who told us that and why did we keep?
I don't know.
It has the same lore as, likeyou guys.
If you guys know, you knowwhenever you were little and
you're in the car and you turnthe light on and your mom's and
your parents are like you'regoing to, we're going to get
pulled over and it's obviouslylike, not against the law but we
all just listened to it.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
We're like, okay, I believed that and then we got
older and we're I want to likelook up some cool like alcohol
lore.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I like that.
I'm adding that to the list ofthings that we could talk about
next time Edit, edit, edit.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Because we're like getting close to the end of our
first episode, right, but wehave a I want to do take a shot
or take a seat, okay, a funlittle segment, all right.
So take a shot means you'regoing to suck it up and deal.
No, no, no.
Take a shot means you're goingto suck it up and deal with it
and then take a seat, as you'regoing to walk the fuck out and
(46:31):
quit Heard.
Okay, number one Okay, customershits in the sink.
Do you take a shot, grab somegloves or clock out immediately,
and it's your job to clean itup.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I and it's your job to clean it up.
Okay, I have a couple offollow-up questions for that.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I knew you were going to, I just I knew.
Nikki wasn't going to justanswer it Well, I'm a
professional.
Yeah, okay, what Go.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Am I managing, or am I just the hourly employee?
Well cause if I'm making 213 anhour and you think I'm going to
clean that shit, up and youthink I'm going to clean that
literal shit up?
You got another thing comingfor you Bing bong.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, Fuck your life, fuck your life.
Do you really like your job?
That's another one, becausesometimes you're just like I
mean, if someone shit in thesink at my current place of work
and Also that is a feat to beable to just plop up To be also
that is.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
that is a feat to be able to just plop up, to be like
, coherent and sober enough toplop up onto a sink and shit
into it and I and I, I guaranteewhat and it's happened before.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
What kind of shit is it?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
is it solid?
What is?
Is it like a quickie or is itlike diarrhea?
Damn, this is really going offthe rails here, how many times
are?
Going to talk about shit onthis episode.
Oh my God, we love talkingabout poopy caca yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I know there's a lot of follow-up questions, but like
, let's just say you were notmanager Okay, it was obviously.
If you could it's a our currentjobs I would take a shot and
(48:08):
grab some gloves.
I would pick that turnip out ofthe toilet.
You know how much shit thatI've had to literally pick up
since having a baby.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, that's a little different.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
My kid loves to shit in the fucking bathtub.
I think that karma is comingafter me.
All the bad things that I've,oh that I've ever done in my
life is just coming into my lifeas my kid shitting in the
toilet or in the in the bathtub.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
He loves pooping in the bathtub oh cozy, yeah, I
guess it feels warm.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, so there's just been times where, like it's a
little easier, I get them outand I just there's been times
where it's just been a solidfucking log and I just literally
pick it up and just throw it inthe toilet, obviously wash my
hands and then I have to washthe whole fucking whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
But yeah, so I don't have an issue with it sucks, but
I think I probably would too.
It's like kind of the samething as like picking up a dog,
turd you know, Just like youknow, just like gloves or
something but like, but stillonly your trash.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if you shit in a sink I will come for you.
If you shit in this ink, yourmom's a fucking hoe put that on
your put that on a t-shirt, yourmama's okay.
Okay, number two take a shot ortake a seat.
You just finished a brutal12-hour shift and then the
person that was supposed to comeand relieve you calls out of
their shift.
Last minute.
(49:27):
Your manager asks you to stayanother eight hours and the
night before you went out You'rehungover, you're on zero sleep.
Do you take a shot, suck it up,work eight more hours, or do
you say fuck this, I'm leavingyou, deal with it?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I would take multiple shots and do it.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
There's so many and also I don't get hung over.
So you and Quinn are like God'sfavorite.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yes, I am God's favorite, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Well, God's not real.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
So yeah, I don't believe in you, but thank you
God, so many people are going tobe like fuck these girls.
But yeah, I would still do itand I also like money.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
I mean, I feel like, and if it's been like a brutal
of a shift.
If it's been a brutal shift,then clearly it's been busy and
I'm making money Period.
I'll get those hours baby.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Period queen Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
I like working.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Number three you walk into your shift and realize
you're the only bartenderscheduled.
There's already a full bar andyour manager is too busy to help
.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Fuck that manager down Period.
I mean, I would still work it.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, yeah, you would just suffer through again, I'll
still take another shot.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, I'll take this.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We're ripping shots and we're fucking making money.
Yeah, hell yeah.
We have the same.
We have the same kind of idea.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Hustle, hustle, respect, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Shout out to us Period.
Okay, and then I have, so we'regoing to do last call lightning
round.
Okay, okay, quick fire.
Gonna do last call lightninground.
Okay, okay, quick fire, allright we're gonna start doing
this.
I'm locked in I want to startdoing this with all the guests.
Um, maybe I guess I'm the firstguest.
You're the first, well, yeah?
Okay, I'm locked in, let's gowhat's the best thing about
(51:13):
being back here today with thepodcast?
Just?
being able to hang out with youmore oh, my god, I know I really
did miss you too.
I literally like I don't be outin the streets no more.
I know I'm out in these streetsalone, well, but I feel like,
since we decided on bringing thepodcast back, which Nick came
(51:33):
in to the, she started coming inbecause I hadn't seen you in a
while.
Obviously because, you know,life just gets in the way and
you know whatever you knowwhatever?
um, but once I started workingat nicky's got my location so
she'd be pulling up, pull up onme, pull up on me.
Have you seen that video?
No, oh my god, it's so.
It's this little, it's thislittle boy and he's just like
pull up on me, I pull up on youon the time.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, but she pulled.
I know when you work.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
She started yeah, she started pulling up on me and
then I don't know, like once Ikind of got out of like survival
mode and just being a mom andgetting my fucking legs back and
becoming more of a person.
I'm like I need my hobbies back.
I need to start doing thingsthat make me happy and I was
like what?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
if you need a creative outlet Totally.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
And, like I don't know, we did really good work.
By work I mean the podcast andthe first.
I don't know, did we do like 30episodes?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I think so.
That's awesome, impressive.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
It's super impressive and, with our schedules like
how they were before, I'm justactually impressed that we were
able to pull off that manyfucking episodes, because we
were like in the streets runningaround fucking balls to the
wall.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
We're hooligans.
We were fucking menaces, andthen the universe said pregnant
and I said okay, and now I'mstill out here in the streets.
No, but it's, it's, I don'tknow I feel and cold.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I mean I've never, I've never like, wanted to be a
mom, like I've not.
Let me, let me, let me retractthat statement.
I've never been the person likeyou know people that are like
my number one goal in life is tobe a mom.
Once I got pregnant, I was likewait a minute, it just happened
.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
It just happened and I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
I was like I like a challenge, yeah, and I feel like
I've conquered everything inlife and I've done a really good
job at most things and I wasjust like humble brag and done a
really good job at most thingsum, and I was just like, okay,
humble brag.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
And I was like you know what I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.
Grandpa, would you mindadjusting the fucking camera?
Speaker 1 (53:30):
her head's getting fucking big as shit sometimes
you have to tell yourself thatyou're doing good, mama, all
right next question um, we'redoing lightning around dude,
sorry I'm gonna wrap this shitup, not me on another tangent.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, one thing that you do not miss about the
podcast.
Oh, what do I not miss aboutthe?
Speaker 1 (53:47):
podcast.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, like no, I think the one thing that I don't
miss about the podcast is wherewe used to do the podcast.
You're right, agreed.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Anyways, and that's all we'll say about that.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
What's the what's your biggest goal for this
season?
Speaker 2 (54:08):
I mean just the sheer , the, the people that we have
with us now are amazing andthey're so pumped and excited
and looking forward to makingthis bigger and better.
Yeah, and we have so many morelike just bringing in, like the
film aspect, and like we're.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
The video's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Like we're launching a whole merch line and we
already have so many thingslined up with sponsors and like
ideas, and like we got lots ofreally really cool ideas.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Things.
We got a lot of really coolthings in the work and people
that are really excited to helpus with it.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
So I think, that's what I'm really looking forward
to is seeing where this can go.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, and I think we're just spreading our wings.
We're going to, we're going tospread our wings and spread our
legs.
Yeah, I mean, you know, that's,that's, that's, that's, that's,
that's, that's that's, that'sthat's yeah, that with the phone
number.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
And just yeah, being able to hear from you guys more.
I think it's going to be great.
Three, four, seven wasted.
Um, yeah, we're like we'retaking this on the road too,
like we're we're going to golike just hit up just hit up
other bars, like there's so manynew bars that have opened.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah, that's a whole.
So many fucking things havehappened and new bars, all
fucking.
Yeah, there's so much going onin Nashville, which is really
cool.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Okay, ooh.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
I don't think I went over this one.
First bar shift back after along break.
I guess this is a question formyself.
I guess, so my best and worstexperience, I think.
Going back having my first barshift back, I wasn't like,
obviously we worked at, weworked the night shift.
That's just what we are likewe're night shift workers.
I getting back into it andstaying up that late and like
brutal, brutal yeah, brutal,definitely.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, I, yeah, I would agree with that.
It's like, yeah, have like, orjust like, just feeling sore,
like if you were out of town fora while or not working like I
always feel like if I haven'tbeen behind the bar in a week or
so, I get like fuckingbartender's wrist.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
You know and you're like oh, I don't fucking.
The one thing that I will, thatI'm thankful for right now is
the fact that where I work,there's no cocktails, and the
cocktails that we do have arepre-batch, so I can tell people
no, now that's my, that's thebest experience for me
personally.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Can I have an espresso?
No, you just pointed no, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
No, yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm pointing at you.
Now she who shall not be named,wouldn't let us point at the
old Barista.
We got a fucking bitch Tea.
I'm still traumatized Tea, Istill fold my towels every time,
bitch.
I fold other people's towels.
The way that I fold my towelsis I know that I was abused.
(56:48):
Oh my god, the trauma.
That's so funny, anyways.
Um, okay, last one, okay onedrink you refuse to make the
rest of 2025 I'm not gonnarefuse to make shit.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
If I don't have the ingredients, I won't make it,
but I'm just talking shit.
Okay, okay, hypotheticallyalways gonna be a ramos period
sorry I don't have egg whites.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Hides the egg white bottle behind their back For
real.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
It's not like we have multiple drinks on our menu
with egg white.
We do, but no, no, ramos foryou.
I'm glad, like I mean oursister bar, which is Tiger Bar.
Shout out, Tiger Bar.
Shout out to Tiger Bar.
It breaks my heart that theyhave a Ramos on the menu and I
just feel very bad for thosebartenders sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, but what are yougoing to do?
Speaker 1 (57:27):
As my mom says, better them than me.
Thanks, okay, I think that wereally this felt good.
This felt really good.
We're holding hands right now,guys, we're shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
We're shaking hands.
You started shaking.
I just wanted to hold your hand.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Let me pet your hand, love you.
Yeah.
Well, we're back.
We have a lot of fucking coolshit in the works.
Follow us on TikTok.
Yeah, what's our TikTok?
Speaker 2 (57:51):
is it just wasted truth?
I think it's just wasted truthpod.
Wasted truth pod.
But I'll post it on ourInstagram too.
Yeah, I haven't posted anythingon it yet.
It'll be in the episode notestoo.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
It's been cleaned but but you guys know where you can
follow me.
I'm at Jilly Vanilli with two.
I's on the end.
You can find Nick.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
At Nicolette K spelled N-I-K-O-L-E-T-T-E-K.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
And follow us on Instagram WaysToTruthPod and
make sure you call our phonenumber 347-927-8333.
One more time.
If you missed us, let us know.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
If you didn't fuck you, we're still here bing bong
and always remember.
Your hair looks great and welove you.
Hi it's your girl Jill aka Jilly Vanilli, and I'm
here with my bitch, nick akaNicoletti Spaghetti.
Welcome to back to the WastedTruth.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Welcome to back.
Welcome to back guys, we'reback.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We are so back.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're back.
Did you miss us, guys?
Did you think that we were dead?
Sigh, we're not Only deadinside.
I'm figuring out this, guys.
Hi, hold on, Let me make surethis is right.
We have a new soundboard andeverything.
This is a learning process forall bear with us.
Can you turn my sound up alittle bit?
(00:47):
I would, if I knew how to.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I think, just getting right there, yeah, right there.
Okay, perfect, that's all goodfor you.
Sounds great.
How do we sound?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
hopefully good.
Wow, we got a whole new likesetup yeah, space yeah, no more
we're.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, we're no longer in the studio um.
We are now recording at pearldiver hell yeah, shout out big
shout out to the boys.
Thank you so much for lettingus come do this here and get
drunk a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I love being drunk on hours that the bars
aren't open yeah, after hoursthree hours any hour that it is
also open.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, and in you know Jill fashion.
Of course I'm a little bithungover today A little bit
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
you fuckers were tearing my bar up last night we
were turning up in the clareblast night.
It was nice because it wasactually pretty slow, so it was
nice to have friends.
Yeah, I like fun.
We had so much fun here lastnight.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah it, I like fun.
We had so much fun here lastnight.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, it's a good time.
Yeah, I rarely ever workWednesdays, so that was
different for me.
So I was like fuck it up.
Yeah, thanks for all thefriends rolling in.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Shout out to our friends, we like friends.
Yeah, dude, it feels so good.
It feels so good to be back,but not as good're not wasted.
Yes, we still partake.
Have a little drink break.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Do you guys like my cup?
Yeah, we were just like takingideas.
Well, they were.
They were sitting at the barfor so long last night.
Just like shooting out ideasleft and right we were, we were
doing a little r&d yeah momentand I was working and some of
the as the drunker, the moreshots that I were pouring, the
the sillier the ideas got.
But it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, speaking of one silly idea that I came up with
last night yeah shot boy, heyshot boy, will you come over
here, please?
Thank you, deliver.
Deliver us from evil or deliverus into evil as he brings booze
yeah let's go.
Oh, we also have uh some.
So for those of you guys thatare only listening, we now are
(02:55):
recording our faces, so we'regonna have video.
Hopefully this works.
Yeah, so I said do you guyslike my cup?
Obviously you can't fucking seeit if you're just listening so
watch it, bitch yeah, so we'regonna.
We're gonna start a youtubechannel tiktok behind the scenes
, whole episodes.
We're gonna, we're gonna do it.
Uh.
So I wanted to celebrate uscoming back with a bottle of
(03:17):
oove.
Yeah, so, nikki, pop it, butdon't get it on the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Woo, you see that baby, you see that smoke it
looks so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, pour some glasses I got you Keep talking
while I pour which, by the way,shout out to Costco because I
buy a bottle of Vouv everysingle time I go in there.
It's so cheap.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What is it?
What's the cost of it?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
60 bucks, and if you go to a fucking restaurant
they're selling it for like 100and I don't know, 120 bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Maybe, yeah, Well, that's just you know that's just
that's just the bar business,baby, Gotta make that money
honey.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, dude, the only way out is back in.
You guys know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Me and bubbles are not the best of friends.
I always break out in hiveswhen I drink bubbles.
But I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Thank you, and for this podcast, dude, I've been
drinking so many bubbles, yeah,okay, so let's we have a lot to
fucking catch up on.
True, I have a kid now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, we all know that.
Yeah, Phyllis and Jill what'sgoing on with you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So I was gone.
For what?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Two years.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's been two years since we've recorded.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Fuck, yeah, dude, is this in the shot, guys?
Just so I know.
Or do I put the bottle backhere?
Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
France, anyway.
So yeah, I obviously oh hold on.
Can I pause?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
you for a second?
Yes, you should, can.
We cheers this Clink, clink.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Cheers.
Fuck your life.
That was my addition to thesoundboard.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Nice.
Oh my God, I'm just going tolike I'm collecting shit over
here, Are we okay?
Is?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
it in the fit.
How do we look?
Okay, sick.
So back to what I was saying.
Yeah, so obviously I took sometime off to birth a child how
was that?
And just be a mom Actually.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Go into great detail please.
So how big did your?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
get dude gaping.
I was gaped.
Oh god, ew, I'm never gonna,I'm so sorry bro, ew, 10
centimeters allegedly, but um, Idon't know.
I think I got lucky mickey'strying to figure out how big.
I think it's like.
Think of like a melon, I thinkoh yeah, I mean, I was on drugs,
so that helps I would onlyassume but no, I was lucky.
(05:24):
I really enjoyed being pregnant.
I think I peaked when I waspregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I was so fucking hot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hell yeah, I was so hot dude, I understand why men
have pregnancy fetishes.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh yeah, that's a total.
I don't even know why I'masking.
Of course that's a fuckingthing.
There's a fetish for everything, baby.
You right, you right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But yuck, I love being pregnant.
I loved like wearing low-risepants for the first time ever, I
feel like, if I ever gotpregnant, I would not be doing
that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh girl, I had my belly out Really.
Oh yeah, my love handles couldnever.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Listen when you're.
When I was pregnant for thevery first time in my entire 33
years of life, I was notthinking about my body.
I was like I look really good,I'm going to have my fucking
pregnant belly out and nobody'sgoing to falsely assume that I'm
not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You got no.
Did you get anybody at the barwhen you were still bartending
before you took your maternityleave?
Like being like congratulations.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And then you go, I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then you go I'm not pregnant, and then they feel
really bad and tip extraBecause that's what I would
fucking do in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I said that I was going to do it, but I never.
I didn't.
But I was very surprised withthe amount of people that would
look at me and just saycongratulations.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Not even think, not even ask.
Not even ask yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like just assume.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But obviously I was like fucking eight months
pregnant, just assume, butobviously I was like fucking
eight months pregnant.
My belly was out, but still,it's just even when I would be
fully clothed, people would likebe like, are you pregnant?
And I'm like, god damn, no, I'mjust fat, leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, I should have fucking said that no, because
yeah, again, that's how you getthose pity tips.
Baby, make people feel bad foryou well people I did get.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I did get a lot of people tip obviously very well,
and I I think I got a fewhundred dollar tips a few $50
tips Shout out to our pregnantbartenders.
Yeah, which I was listeningback to our episode.
I think I had just announcedthat I was pregnant and we were
having a conversation of how wefelt about pregnant bartenders
and I'm like at the time I thinkI was just scared.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And I was like I don't know, I don't think I like
it, just trying, scared, yeah,and I was like I don't know, I
don't think I like it, but justtrying to reassure yourself,
yeah, like it's still cool, butI mean you still have to work.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, you're still a fucking human being.
You got to support this otherhuman being, yeah but I
definitely like my no shame.
Yeah, my mind's definitelychanged on that.
I think pregnant bartenders areawesome uh, bad asses, bad
asses hell yeah, um, but yeah,so I.
I worked until I was abouteight months and then, towards
the end, I was just gettingpissed off and I was like I
think it's my time.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And you were still at OG right.
That's a really tiny bar tobartend in even when you're not
pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, and I started to just I switched from
bartending to serving, so I wasserving, which, essentially, I
would like the which essentiallyI would like the how the wells
were set up.
I would lean forward and Iwould have random bruises on my
belly because it was yeah justyeah, Poking your poking wolf
with a poor spouts.
Yeah, with poor spouts Jabbingyeah so yeah, but for some
(08:18):
reason we thought it would bebetter if I served and just ran
around the floor on concrete.
Like I was just fucking I washaving if I served and just ran
around the floor on concretethat makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I was just fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was having Braxton Hicks contractions.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh, those like the false those are.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
yeah, those are ones like I guess I don't know when
they start, but they just kindof happen and when they try to
explain it to you like what itis, and I was just kind of like
am I having these?
And I realized that you'refucking throwing me off over
there.
We got a lurker in the back.
We got a fucking lurk.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shot boy get out of here.
We got our visual guy that'shelping with the filming aspect
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, making sure it's actually.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, sorry, hi, his name's Alan.
Oh yeah, you bet him.
He's been on the podcast before.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes, and he will be back eventually.
Shout out to Alan and Brenda.
Those are our behind the scenesguys that have been helping us
get this all set up, produce itvideo, all this shit.
So thanks guys.
Brenda is currently asleep.
Right now, oh is he.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is in the booth right over there.
You can't see him.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We had a time last night.
I'm proud of him.
He drank for 12 and a halfhours.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We had a time last night, yeah, so I'm proud of him
.
He drank for 12 and a halfhours.
Yeah, that's a professionaldrinker right there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, he was outside ready to be a menace.
Yeah, he was ready to go.
He did, and of course.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So we're recording two back-to-back episodes today
just to catch up a little bit.
And he is our first guest.
So you'll be introduced to himjust just know that next episode
look like that in real life.
He's having a bad day.
Oh my god, I just I love thepicture, so be prepared.
Yeah, um, I was very proud ofhim because I worked last night
and they came in, as I wassaying earlier, and you guys
(09:57):
came in and we're partying, andthen I got out early enough that
I could hit it.
Hit um shulman's, which is abar down the street.
Uh, I could hit it before lastcall and lo and behold, who do I
find?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
still fucking there, fucking, still tearing it up.
Yeah, man, our good old littleBrenda boy so yeah, I was, um my
mom's in town shout out to mymother um, quint and I are very
lucky that we have family intown, so with our schedules,
obviously Quint is in thebusiness as well and the place
(10:31):
that we work, which I'm nottelling you guys.
It's kind of one of thosethings, if you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
She's keeping it on the DL.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, I don't want anything that I say to be used
against me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah well, you're a little more corporate now In the
court of law.
Yeah, yeah, say to be usedagainst me.
Yeah well, you're a little morecorporate now In the court of
law.
Yeah, your spot that you're atnow is a little more corporate,
so might as well just keep it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Keep it on the DL.
Yeah, but anyways, where wework, they're very they're
awesome with our schedule.
Quint and I work pretty muchopposite schedules, but when my
mom comes into town, we try toget as much shit done as
possible, and by shit she meansjust going out every night and
getting fucked up.
No, not every night, um, butlast night, yes, I was literally
(11:13):
home by 11 o'clock.
That's good I called my uber at11 nice, which ubers are so
fucking expensive in nashville?
Yeah, you know what I thinkabout that.
Facts, fucking facts, fuck thatshit yeah.
Yeah but I mean.
It's better than drunk driving,you guys.
That's right.
Throwing it out there, don't dothat.
That shit is which would you?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
rather have A DUI or a $30 Uber, that's a good way to
put it in perspective.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But when I'm fucking broken that Uber.
I'm like God damn it's $30.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm just gonna walk bitch.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I've got the fucking money.
I've spent my money on worsethings for a lot more and I've
gotten a lot less.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
At least you have your life.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I don't know.
It feels good to be back.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I know right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, um, yeah, I don't know.
It feels good to be back, Iknow right, yeah, I feel like I
had to, like you know, obviouslyI had to have the baby,
acclimate, acclimate yourentirely different lifestyle.
Now I must, I have a completelydifferent life oh my god, in
the best way, in the best way,go mommy.
Yeah, I'm never calling youthat again.
Hey, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Hey mama.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Did you see that thing I posted the other day?
Yeah, I did.
Mama, don't fucking call, heymama Fuck you.
Please, god, don't ever call memama.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Don't even call me that, I'm not one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I hate that word.
It sounds like so.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's giving.
Hey, mama, you're doing great.
Mama, fuck you, I'm literallynot.
Oh yeah, so new soundboard.
We were talking with the guysand we were like, obviously we
have to bring the ding back forall the shout outs, because I
have to shout out all my peopleyeah, so many shout outs, so
many jules got a list.
Yeah I'm gonna try to sprinklethem in every now and again
which shout out to my son Wolfie.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We love Wolfie.
What the fuck was I just saying?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Wow, that's pregnancy brain for you.
Sorry, that's mama brain.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Fuck you bitch.
Yeah, I really don't rememberwhat my train of thought was
right there.
I was going to talk aboutsomething.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's the first episode back.
We're rusty bro.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it's fine, we're rusty brother.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
The listeners will still appreciate our effort,
yeah, to be coherent andconsistent.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, Still feral though.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
And fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, feral and fantastic Still.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We're effing it up.
Yeah, I've been in the housefor way too long.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I wish I could say the same.
Yeah, I feel like I work somuch.
Well, it felt great.
It just felt crazy to take asmuch time.
I mean, I really didn't eventake that much fucking time off
how long did you take off soafter you had?
Wolf.
Technically so funny.
This is a funny fucking story.
So, as some of you guys know,if not, I have my own jewelry
business.
Um shameless plug shout out,shout out to my business partner
(14:07):
, katie, love you, love you down.
And then it's Wooden Wolf.
And if you guys can see, whenyou guys watch our video, you
can see that I have a shamelessplug right now of wearing one of
my charm necklaces.
They're very, very cute, sexyand slay Anyways.
Hell yeah, brother, the daythat I went into labor, um, my
(14:27):
water broke at like five o'clockin the morning.
I was laying in bed which funfact.
Didn't know this.
It's like a very low percentageof women that actually go into,
uh, labor.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
their water breaks usually like that's such like a
thing on like any tv show.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's all dramatic and shit.
Yeah, yeah, no, I just likeflooding a department store.
I need to look up the percentage, but it's super low.
It's like not normal.
Yeah, it's more.
You're so special, I am special.
Actually, my birth was amazing.
But I, my water broke and I'mlike, okay.
I go to the bathroom and like,look at her.
(15:11):
She's like I was like my waterbroke and she was like, oh, my
god, we have to go.
I'm like chill bitch, I'm nothaving any time, I don't have
any labor pains, but I didn'tknow what the I don't know.
I didn't know what the fuck todo.
I didn't have my like my bag,my hospital bag ready or
anything.
I was not prepared.
You lazy bitch, yeah youfucking lazy whore.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You procrastinating son of a whore.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, but I called the hospital.
I'm like, what should I do?
And they're like are you having?
Like, are you?
Do you feel like you're havingperiod or period?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Period.
Do you feel like you're havingperiod?
I am not okay, guys.
I have been period currently.
I love that for me.
They were asking if I washaving no baby in here.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They were asking if I was having contractions, I was
like no, and they're.
Like, you're good, you justhave to come in within the next
24 hours.
I was like, all right, great,another.
Another thing that I didn'tknow is whenever your water
breaks, your body justcontinuously makes amniotic
fluid and it just continuouslyjust comes out of your body all
day, all day anyways.
So I'm going on a tangent again,but fun facts about birth.
(16:08):
But the day that I went intolabor I had a pop up at for my
jewelry business and my labor.
My water broke at five and thenI went to one of my god damn, I
think he just poured all thefrenet.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I dwebbled out of the bottle.
That's illegal.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm sorry um, it's my religion to waste alcohol.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
He's alive.
How was your nap brenda um?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
anyways.
So I went to one of my pop-upsand my girls were.
I had two girls working it andI went to it and they're like
how are you?
I'm like I'm actually in laborright now.
They're like they're like whatthe fuck are you doing here?
I'm like it's cool.
So then after that I was likeall right, mom, cheesecake
factory we're going.
So we go to the cheesecakefactory, okay, and I guess, like
, once you go in the hospital,they don't feed you.
(16:53):
You, you can't eat.
Oh yeah, you won't eat untilafter you give birth, and who
knows how long you're going tobe in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's how I gave me food.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, so fucking, we go to the Cheesecake Factory and
then, like I, didn't go to thehospital until like 11 pm that
night.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It was great, so oh so I worked up until I literally
gave birth.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And then I think I went back to the bar three
months later.
Two months later that's a quickturnaround.
Yeah, it was.
It was I felt.
Yeah, it felt it felt weird.
I felt like I was missing out.
You're just getting FOMO.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I just work.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I fucking work so much.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh also, you're just not sleeping.
You don't sleep because yourkid doesn't sleep, so you feel
like a fucking zombie.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
What's that meme of that woman that's banging the
things together?
You ain't go to sleep becauseof me.
I didn't go to sleep because ofy'all.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Y'all ain't go to sleep because of me.
That was your kid, that wasWolfie Banging fucking pots and
pans everywhere, so abouttwo-ish months.
Pots and pans everywhere soabout two-ish months.
We're going to have Quint on,so, quint, we can talk more on
this, but Quint ended up gettingfucking fired from his job.
But it was great because Quintliterally worked.
(18:04):
Quint was scheduled to work thenight that I went to the
hospital.
Obviously, they let him go.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They didn't fire him yet.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They let him leave.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Sorry, I'm having a child currently.
You know what?
Just go and don't come backyeah, don't ever come back um.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But I don't even remember.
Maybe, maybe two months laterhe ended up getting fired or
whatever but he worked.
I mean, I was basically bymyself all the time because he
had to work.
Yeah, um, so it was a nicelittle, it was a nice way, it
was a nice little like.
Once he got fired I was like,okay, I'll go back to work and
then you just stay home and bemr, mr mom.
(18:44):
Yeah, so he got it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He got a nice little break to spend time with wolfie
so it ended up being a blessingin disguise, like at the moment.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It was just kind of crazy that it happened.
But and then, with all that tobe said, he got fired from there
.
And then, nikki, I texted you,uh, and asked you if you knew
anywhere that was hiring, andthe place that we currently are
working at was just in thebeginning stages of all of it
and she was like actually youshould text page, shout out to
page, love you, um.
(19:11):
And page was like yeah, we'reopening up this pizzeria.
She was like she like I thinkshe said something're opening up
this pizzeria.
She was like she like I thinkshe said something like a late
night pizzeria.
Vibe and quit was like whatever, I need a job, great.
And that definitely was not theconcept at all.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Whatsoever.
Was she lying?
I think she was just maybe alittle bit confused on what it
was looking for, or what it wasgoing to be, um, but or what it
was going to be, but she wasjust like yo, I was like yo, she
was like I fucking love youguys, I love Quint, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And then it ended up now we work there and it's
fucking awesome, that's greatyeah, hell yeah so.
I wasn't even planning onworking there.
And then I went out one nightafter work, me and Jen Shout out
to Jen.
Jenny from the block Went outone night, ran into Paige and
Paige was like, hey man, do youalso want to work here?
And I was like actually, yeah,sure, in Jill and Quint fashion,
(20:01):
of course, we're working at thesame fucking spot again.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I love just stumbling into jobs.
That's kind of how I got thisone too.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, and Nick you're also.
I don't even know you wereworking at Pearl at the time.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Where, pearl at the time?
Where were you working atwhenever?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
you and Jill Flamingo .
Okay For season two.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I was still at Flamingo.
You were still at Flamingo,yeah, but then I competed in a
DAC off and you fucking won thatshit bitch, I am the DAC queen.
I am the current reigning queen.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What is it?
Dac queen of East Nashville Iwant to thank me, and only me,
and only me.
But yeah, no, dak, queen ofEast Nashville, I want to thank
me, and only me, and only me.
The Snoop Dogg thing.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But yeah, no, it was like a Bacardi event that was
happening here and it was like aBacardi daiquiri competition,
and so it was like speeddaiquiris.
And I murdered everyone else.
Yeah, and like, obviously, I'veknown the owners of Pearl Diver
for a long time.
Yeah, and they're homies.
And like, obviously, I've knownthe owners of Pearl.
Diver for a long time, yeah,homies.
And after that they were likedo you want a job here too?
(20:59):
I was like hell yeah, sure, Igot a big check and a job out of
it.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So make your daiquiris really fast, y'all.
I remember like they gave Nikkione of those fucking massive,
the giant check the giant checkLike where is it?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's massive, the giant check like where is it?
It's, it's in a dumpster.
Now I threw it away.
You fuck, you fucking bitch.
It would have been a lot coolerif ben spelled my name, right
you, fucker, love you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How did he spell it?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
he spelled it with two k's damn it's
n-i-k-o-l-e-t-t-e I would have.
I would have loved to just seenit like in your room on the wall
or some shit joe, my roommatedid want to like hang it up like
in our like we have like a,like a fully done basement
that's kind of like his studioand like um like a practice spot
uh, for his band, and he waslike I want to hang it on the
(21:45):
wall down there.
And I was like, dude, it was inthe back of my car for a solid
month and a half.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I remember when you first got it.
You're like it's in my car andI'm like of course, course.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
For like the following two weeks anytime I'd
go out to any bar, everybody belike the Dak Queens here,
embarrassing as shit.
And then they would just ask mewhere the big check is.
And I'm like it's in my carright now.
You want to go see it?
So funny.
I didn't realize it wassomething that would be on my
bucket list, but receiving a bigcheck, yeah, I just that ass.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I want a thousand bucks.
That's so sick dude.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I wanted to bring it into the bank and be like can I,
can I cash this in?
Does it work like that?
No, it was a normal size check.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's so funny.
The first thought that came tomy head is like anytime, like I
owe my friends money, big check.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I'm not that I'll venmo you, I'll venmo you, but
then also I'm gonna give you abig check that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Where do we buy big checks?
I don't know.
Amazon probably has them.
Probably fuck amazon, we're notsupporting god.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I hate amazon, but so much so, yeah, shout out to
winning a daiquiri and getting ajob out of it too.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So period queen yeah, we film here.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That was, that was everybody after I won.
It was really fun.
It was a good time.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, you're a fucking speed demon man.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I am.
Yeah, I would like to say that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You are like super fast.
People don't realize.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, I did also compete in Speed Rack, which is
a really, really cool event.
It's all women, right, so it'sall women.
Shout out to all women event.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's all women, right .
So it's all women.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Shout out to all women, but it's a speed
bartending competition for womenand it's in support of breast
cancer.
Breast cancer, fuck, fuck,breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Nikki's living her dream.
Every single time she sayssomething funny.
She just looks into the camera.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I like it, I think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, it's great.
I feel like I'm on the Office.
Yes, you're living out youroffice.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But yeah, it was.
Yeah, so Speed Rack, it happensall around the country and then
the finals are in New Orleansduring Tales and yeah, just a
bunch of badass fucking womenjust slinging drinks like like
cocktails, legit cocktails, um,and it was awesome and so I was
able to compete in that, but myanxiety got the fucking best of
me on that one yeah I wasshaking like a leaf.
(24:03):
I was also.
There was like 30 peoplecompeting to get onto stage, um,
and I was second to last tocompete like in the first round
shit and so, of course, I'm justsitting there just like
watching girls come in and outand like well, and I was just oh
like shaking in my boots, stageright um yeah, I like I doubled
up in my lexa pro that day andI didn't do shit so rude.
(24:25):
So I I now know, uh, becauselike literally the second that I
did it, I knew I didn't makestage, like my time was shit and
I dropped my side cart.
You dropped the whole drink.
Yeah, I, I had to remake it myliteral.
My hands were shaking so bad?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
That's just on my anxiety.
You think it was just becausethere were so many people that
were competing and you were justlike getting in your head how
did you feel Because you did sowell here at Pearl.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I realized the one thing that I didn't do before
competing for Speed Rack was ripa couple shots and that, like
that, gets a little loose, yeahit just.
And so I felt the same thinghappening because, like it was
literally about a month laterthat, uh, the daiquiri
competition happened and I waslike, oh, um, I think I know
(25:08):
what I did wrong, let me see,because I was like starting to
feel that way again, like before, uh, competing at the daiquiri
competition, and I was like, letme, let me rip a shot, pound a
beer and see how I feel.
And I was immediately just likecalmer and then I killed it
well.
So like, get a little loose, geta couple shots in you and
you'll compete and be have agreat time.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Speaking of let's take a shot little shots.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Look at these little.
Aren't these the cutest?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
we have these, the shot glasses that we have for
those of you that can't see us.
They're little skulls yeah,they're little skulls, they're
badass.
Pearl has some really coolfucking glassware.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Obviously we've got the pink cat yeah we like,
launched our new menu a month ortwo ago and it's a oh my God,
it's the biggest menu, butcheers menu but cheers, cheers.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's brutal, but we have a lot of new glassware out
of it which is very cute.
Oh my god, these things arefucking massive daddy.
Oh my god, bitch, I wasn'texpecting that.
I was choked, as you do, as youtake a minute.
I was choked, you know what?
If I do die, quinn's gonna makea lot of money off of my dead
body.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So that's morbid yeah , um but yeah, so I know now I
definitely want to try tocompete again.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
So question um for those that aren't really
familiar with it.
Um, you gave a littlebackground on it, so do they
tell you what cocktails you'regonna make beforehand, or you
just completely surprised?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
so you are get for the first round, like you just
have to apply online and like,send a video and do a lot of
stuff, and then they pick youguys.
Um, and then you're given sixcocktails.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That will be options for the first round.
You don't know, and they'regoing to select four when you
walk up.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh, you don't know which ones they're going to be.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And there's going to be, yeah, and you have.
When you walk in, they tell youwhich four of the six that you
have to make.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
And then you have two minutes to set up your well in
preparation for those fourdrinks.
Um, and then you go.
What, what were the?
What were?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
the six drinks they told you, and which four did you
make?
Uh, I had.
So the options were oh god, Ican't remember, sidecar,
manhattan, cosmo, daiquiri,margarita something else I can't
remember.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Um, yeah, they're all .
They were all like easy but itcould totally like I can see it
yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Like you know, three are shaken, one stirred usually,
and then but like, yeah, youset everything up as best you
can.
Um, and I had it, my time wasgood.
I was like, oh, but again.
I and I went to go like grabthe sidecar to shake it and then
it just went.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, you know, you got it in you.
You won the fucking daiquiricompetition.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, I would feel a little more confident going into
it because that was my firsttime competing in anything like
that.
And so I was like okay, likenow that I have my wits about me
and I'm more prepared goinginto it and like know what to
expect.
I think I'd do better next time.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Regardless, it's a really fun event and, like the,
it's like the kickoff party oftails.
It's like the first night oftails is the speed rack
competition, so it's like allthe homies show up, it's so like
really cool, like it's justlike bad-ass women like getting
together and just being verysupportive and and it's cool to
see, you know, like all thesecool women bartenders like all
(28:11):
together and like really awesomeindustry people popping their
pussies, man, yeah, and you justlike made friends out of it.
That's cool.
I got really close with two ofthe bartenders from pearl also
competed and they both yeah bothof them made it stage like pay
and uh des.
Both made it stage and des endedup winning it and going to the
finals and tail at uh at tails.
(28:32):
That's so fucking so it wasreally fucking cool and good for
her and like obviously we'dknown each other beforehand, but
we never really like hung outlike that.
But yeah we were all practicingtogether so it was like got to
hang out with them a lot moreand we got closer.
So it was extra cool that I hadended up getting a job and
working here and getting to hangout with them more.
So we're talking about goingback to tails.
(28:54):
This will be my third yeargoing.
I've never been and I reallywant to get Jill down there at
least for a couple days.
I think it'd be really fuckingcool.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I think I could pull it off.
I just have to tell my mom.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, I've got to ask my mom that's becoming a mom.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You have to ask your mom before you do things, before
you do things.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Full circle.
I gotta ask my mom yeah, okay,okay, jill.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I need a babysitter.
I think it would be a lot offun and it would be great for us
and some R&D baby.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, what I love.
I've talked about Tales beforeon this podcast, but it's such a
fun, crazy week.
It's hell week, but in the bestway possible.
I've never been just so drunkand yet had so much fun.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, the last time, one of the last times you were
there, you and mars facetimed meand I talked to you guys.
That was the first time I everwent I was literally sitting at
home with.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I had just a newborn.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, yes, yeah because wolfie was born in may
and you guys is in june or julyjill, it's in July, july, this
bitch, literally.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
She answers the FaceTime, mars, and I shout out
Mars, happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Mars.
Mars and I were in the hotelroom like taking a break,
because it's like a bunch of dayparties and then there's a
bunch of night parties and solike you can't, hit all of them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's a marathon, not a race.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It is oh my God, in the worst way possible.
It's the longest marathonyou'll ever run.
You're a poor liver, but wewere in the hotel room taking a
break, taking a shower,freshening up, before going out
for the night and we FaceTimedyou.
And the first thing she doeswhen she answers the fucking
FaceTime she goes hey guys, lookat my son's d***.
Oh my God, did I?
I think it was like straight upput your son's on the FaceTime
(30:34):
and I was like I don't need tosee this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't ever want to hear those words.
Jesus Christ, someone's goingto call fucking CPS on my ass.
I was like, look at this littlewiener, my God.
I'm so sorry it wastraumatizing my kid's going to
listen to this one day and he'sgoing to be like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He's going to be like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I mean, he was like fucking three weeks older than
shit.
Yeah, it didn't even look likeit.
Oh, my God, okay, we're donetalking about it, but yeah,
anyways.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That was us at Tails for the first time, and then we
only Maris and I only went forlike three days the first year.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And that was fun, thank you shot boy.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then the second year I ended the full week.
Golly, it was a definitely amarathon but, like everybody was
just like responding, becauseeverybody else that went that
was from nashville, uh, was goneafter three or four days and
they're like that was awful.
It was like I hurt, likeeverything hurts I'm never doing
this again.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I'm getting too old for this.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It is in july there it's hot and it like rains, so
like don't even try to fix yourhair just let it go.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, just accept it for what it is.
Yeah, um.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But it was definitely just like I.
I was like you know what, I'mgonna stick it through, I'm
gonna do this, yeah, and myflight ended up getting canceled
.
I was only supposed to be theresix days I think I remember
seven days.
Yeah, I think I remember whenyou said that your flight got
canceled yeah, and so I was likefuck it, I'm staying the other
day because there's like thesend-off party is like the last
thing, and that was.
It's still crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
And then yeah, Well, I think I can commit to like two
nights, three days.
Yeah, that's great.
In and out.
But I'm also like kind of I'mscared.
I'm scared to fly.
Yeah, I fly.
Oh yeah, I'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, fuck that.
Um, speaking of uh quentin, Iwent to dc.
Yeah, uh, I'm so jealous I'vebeen trying to go shout out to
washington dc dude.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I mean no, no, the bars and stuff this is not a
political podcast, but but.
Donald Trump can eat my ass,not in a hot way, yeah, not in a
hot way.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'll fucking fart in his mouth Right after you just
took a massive bloody shit.
Oh, jesus Christ, wow.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Without wiping.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
He can wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, but we had went for a wedding Cute.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It was one of like Quinn's, like we love, love.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, it was one of Quinn's like old, like high
school friends, like the Bessies.
So he was like do you want togo?
I was like, let me ask my mom.
There, you go, which shout outto Quinn's mom Robin Honey,
that's Wolfie's honey.
Aw watching the baby for us.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, it's really awesome.
But we went to Washington DC.
It's so fucking sick.
It's so cool there.
There's so much to do.
There's so many different typesof cuisine, like our favorite.
Well, there's two favoriteplaces Old Ebbet Bar and Grill.
Shout out to them, bro.
We went like three.
I think we went three times andwe were there, for we were
(33:42):
there Friday through Sunday,friday through Monday.
We went literally almost everysingle day.
It was in fucking credible dude.
It's like an old school stylekind of steakhouse.
It's massive.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's right downtown.
It's like across from theCapitol.
Um, not the one they stormed.
I'm sorry I had to.
So fucking ridiculous, uh, uh,wow.
You guys can watch me pick mynose on it.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm fucking on air, um, hot somebody's into it, yeah
, um, but I think you have apregnancy fetish.
Try a nose picking fetish jesuschrist.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Um, yeah, but we went .
So we went to Old Ebbett.
We went like three or fourtimes.
They have the best fuckinghappy hour I had.
We got the seafood tower, wegot caviar.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Bitch.
You two love a seafood tower.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love a seafood tower.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I went out to eat with them, a couple like her and
Quint and Wolf, a few like amonth or two months ago.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh, this feels like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I feel like we sat down and you guys, quint was
immediately like so we'regetting the seafood tower right?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I was like yeah, and I'm like, of course, that's why
we're so in love, is we justlike you know?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Just like to eat and drink.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
We like to eat and drink and DC is good for that.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I want to go.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I know we talked fun and quentin I had, we had such a
good fucking time.
And then the other place that Ireally liked was called um
green line, green hour, greensomething.
Fuck me, I don't remember whatit's called, it's green
something I really, really likedit, it was lebanese not not
enough to remember the name,yeah, the food was incredible
there, and then our server wasso sick.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He was so cool, um, and it really make or break an
experience it's like a reallycool, like badass server yes,
that's just like just a chillguy man and, like I feel like
especially with us whenever wego out, we just kind of
immediately give off the factthat we give off the industry
vibes yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
So people feed off that and they're like oh like,
let's hook these guys up yeahlet's treat them like homies
yeah, it's yeah, and that hereally really made it um a much
overall better experience.
But it's so much fun going todifferent cities.
I think it's called the greenline.
Do you want to google?
It I think I will.
Um, but they had this shot onthe menu that was like.
I don't remember what the basealcohol was in it, but it had
(35:58):
tabasco sauce in it and it waslike had like hot water in it.
It was like a hot shot Ew thatsounds gross.
But I was because we were likewe want to do a shot and he was
like, oh, we've got like ourhouse shot.
It's like a Lebanese thing,whatever the shot was, and it
was fucking Awful, but it was sofucking Like it was just great,
because I'm like Hell, yeah,like when in fucking Rome, I'll
fucking try their fucking shot.
(36:20):
Whenever Quinn's on, he'llprobably remember he has such a
better memory than I do.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What's the best shot you've ever had, like.
What's your go-to Like ifyou're going to a restaurant or
a bar and they're like, oh, thisis our specialty shot and
what's the worst shot you'veever had?
Best shot I can tell you myfavorite shot I've ever had and
the worst shot I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Worst I've ever had.
Uh, we're shot malort period.
Well, yeah, definitely um, butI don't know if I'm always down.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I love like a place that has like shots on the menu,
like a whole shot menu.
Yeah, yeah, I like I eat thatshit.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, stupid touristy , yeah uh ashley and I oh my
gosh shout out to ashley loveyou, girl.
You guys can see her.
She's on my arm.
Bye, sierra, love you.
Shout out to sierra.
By the way, oh yeah, she'sreally been putting her whole
pussy in this podcast, man.
She's really, really supportingit and we love that.
She's behind the screen justlike yeah yeah, yeah, bitch,
(37:14):
let's go um, but ashley and Iwere just in, we did a little
valentine's day trip and we wentto this place and they had a
dumb little shot list and one ofthem was like.
It was like pink Jolly Rancher,and I'm like give me one of
those bitch, or like Gatoradeshot or gummy bear shot, yeah, I
eat all that shit up.
Worst shot ever.
I don't even, I don't even.
(37:35):
They all kind of are bad allshots are bad, I mean yeah, I'm
a, no, I'm a mama now that doesnot change your palate that much
.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
No, you're right, you're right.
Um no, we love, I love.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, no, I obviously love fernet, which I would just
like everyone.
If you're listening, obviouslyyou can't see, but if you guys
are watching the youtube, um,we've got two bottles of fernet
in the back.
They were given to us by ourgirl, courtney wait really
courtney.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh, she did, she pulled through.
Shout out to courtney.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Um, she's our local fernet rep.
She is a regular at my bar.
I just, I just love her, I loveher down, but we hit her up and
we're like yo like, can you getus some liquor?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
we love.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
We obviously love fernet very, very much um, and
she yeah, she was like I can getyou, you just let me know and
I'm like okay, sweet.
So she started us off with twobottles um and she's willing to
give us more, and that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It's super cool.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Sponsored by and we got two for net coins.
We got the tennessee coin andthen we've got the um.
I think that's the halloweenone.
Yeah, that's the one that wehave at our house, but yeah, so
that was really.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I have like two or three of them and I don't know
where any of them are.
Shit.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I mean like they're somewhere.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
They're just misplaced.
Probably the thing about fornet obviously we love for net,
but like the thing about the fornet coins, things like I love
the novelty of it and the dolike for it, does like coin
drops and shit and they'll likedo events at bars and like like
uh, people go bananas for itlike I mean, did you work the
one at uh, at the bar that theywere doing it at?
(39:10):
Uh pop up last year the forthat party at my bar.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah um no, I wasn't working it, but I no, there was
wait.
No, I was working, it wasfucking crazy bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We were like okay.
So we got there even 30 minutesor an hour before the event
even started and they were doinga pop-up like fernet tattoo uh
thing next door because there'slike a tattoo shop next to it
and we got our name on the list.
We were already like again anhour before the event even
started.
We were like 25 on the list, soI think it ended right after us
(39:42):
like they just ran out of timeso I got a fernet tattoo.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
That's when you know what's real oh, yeah, show the
show the people you got it.
Yeah, I love fernando.
Okay, what is fernando the?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
it's one of their.
It's a.
Oh, is it a crocodile oralligator?
Yeah, yeah the age-old question.
I think I've googled thisbefore because I say it's a
crocodile.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Let us know your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, um uh, but anyways, yeah, the coin thing I
think is so funny.
It's like a novelty thing butseriously, like two to three
hundred people showed up forthat event to get their like, to
get raffle tickets and to maybewin a coin.
They were only giving away 50coins yeah, like hundreds of
people were there.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, they flocked and every single thing.
We I think Quentin and I havetwo coins and they were just
given to us, so we didn't haveto really do much for them.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Well, that's nice obviously.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
And I've got them in a cute little.
I got them in like a on mylittle bookshelf.
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I need to find mine.
I think one's floating aroundin my car.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I really care.
You really like throwing shitin your car.
Don't you bitch my car isdisgusting and I leave shit in
there.
That's your car, that's mebeing.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I mean, I will say I mean, like the first point I
ever got I was very excitedabout, and that's how brenda and
I met actually, which we'lltalk about on the next podcast
oh, yeah, yeah um, yeah, soclearly I really.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Fernet has given me many, many beautiful things yeah
, and if you guys I mean, if youguys listened first season, you
guys know how much we fuckinglove Fernette.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Our whole first photo shoot that we did was us
pouring Fernette oh yeah, I lovethose photos too of like
licking and or kissing theFernette bottle.
I think it's like so hot dude,I didn't appreciate my
pre-pregnancy body says allfucking all mamas anyways.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Um, we cute.
I think so sometimes.
Yeah, I mean all the time.
Oh, we're cute all the timeyou're right, no, it's so funny
mickey.
So we're obviously really happyto have the video and stuff,
but now we're just like we can'tjust fucking roll through here
looking a fucking mess.
Yeah, I gotta fucking wearmakeup now I put my eyebrows on
for you, I didn't try that hard.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's I'm on my period and I'm unwell and I'm
like breaking out like amotherfucker.
That's what I think.
I was like, I was like gettingready and like caking on makeup
and and I was like, honestly,it's me y'all, yeah, what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay.
So God, we've been just fuckingyapping and I love it, but I
wanted to go over some new funthings that we have Obviously,
video, whatever.
We're in a whole new space, butwe have a phone number.
We want to, okay.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh yeah, we have number, we want to.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, we have our phone number, which is three,
four, seven, nine, two, seven,eight, three, three, three and
that is it's three, four, seven.
Wasted it with two d's.
Uh, I have a little.
I got a little hat right here.
Oh yeah, I feel like ainfluencer.
I'm doing the influencer handthing right now.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Do like the ASMR.
Yeah, we're turning into anASMR podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
So we just want to interact With you guys a lot
more.
So we've got the phone numberthat you can call in or text.
We didn't realize that youcould text it too, because
Sierra, who's doing a lot of ourSocial media and that you can
call in or text, or text.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
We didn't realize that you could text it too.
Yeah, because like Sierra,who's doing a lot of our social
media and that side of it, getsall the texts and the emails,
yes, and the phone calls too.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, she gets them all.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But she was like I didn't realize we could text too
, because we got a couple texts.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
We got keep posting it.
We're going to keep posting it.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
By the time you guys hear this, I mean it's probably
going to be a month or two later.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, we got quite a few, which is really awesome, so
keep them coming.
Obviously, they're anonymous.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
We just want to hear stories.
Or if you're just fuckingbitching or you just want to
like shout out, just call intext in Be like hey, will yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Next time you're drunk as fuck at a bar at the
end of the night, at last call.
Just like give us a call andleave us a voicemail.
Yeah, and if you're going to,like play them on air, like the
ones that we like.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, so be cool Be funny.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, don't say any stupid shit, or do actually.
No, say stupid shit, that'swhat we want.
Just don't say anything thatwill get you canceled.
Yeah, don't do that, so likethree four seven, nine, two,
seven, eight, three, three,three, aka three, four, seven
wasted.
Just a fucking.
That's just so fucking funny.
(44:11):
But yeah, I'm excited, I wantto hear.
I want to hear from you guys,like if you're, you know you get
off of a really bad shift andyou just want to call us and
bitch we're here for you.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
This is what this podcast is for.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Call it all we do is this just bitch bitch Dude, and
I get it, it's the best.
It's funny because I get itfrom my mom.
I was getting ready thismorning and she works from home
in my house and obviously wherethe fuck else would she work
from home at?
God damn you stupid bitch andshe's on the phone with her
co-worker for I don't know.
It took me about an hour to getready and she was just talking
(44:46):
shit the entire time.
I literally peeked in and Isaid you got a lot to say about
a lot of people, don't you?
And she goes yeah, fuck thesepeople.
And I'm like Like mother likedaughter Hater.
Hater hour Cheers to being ahater.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh, you need some more.
Well, cheers to me and only me.
Isn't it like bad luck tocheers without something in your
glass man?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Fuck that, or it's the pouring your own sake.
That's one thing that Iactually abide by.
I do abide by that too.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Do you guys abide by that?
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Send us a voicemail but yeah, I feel like recently.
Yeah, for people that don'tknow, I don't even, you're not
supposed to pour your own sake.
Yeah, someone's supposed topour it for you.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
For somebody else, then they pour it for you I do
it every.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I've never poured my own sake.
Why is?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
that a.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Who told us that and why did we keep?
I don't know.
It has the same lore as, likeyou guys.
If you guys know, you knowwhenever you were little and
you're in the car and you turnthe light on and your mom's and
your parents are like you'regoing to, we're going to get
pulled over and it's obviouslylike, not against the law but we
all just listened to it.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
We're like, okay, I believed that and then we got
older and we're I want to likelook up some cool like alcohol
lore.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I like that.
I'm adding that to the list ofthings that we could talk about
next time Edit, edit, edit.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Because we're like getting close to the end of our
first episode, right, but wehave a I want to do take a shot
or take a seat, okay, a funlittle segment, all right.
So take a shot means you'regoing to suck it up and deal.
No, no, no.
Take a shot means you're goingto suck it up and deal with it
and then take a seat, as you'regoing to walk the fuck out and
(46:31):
quit Heard.
Okay, number one Okay, customershits in the sink.
Do you take a shot, grab somegloves or clock out immediately,
and it's your job to clean itup.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I and it's your job to clean it up.
Okay, I have a couple offollow-up questions for that.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I knew you were going to, I just I knew.
Nikki wasn't going to justanswer it Well, I'm a
professional.
Yeah, okay, what Go.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Am I managing, or am I just the hourly employee?
Well cause if I'm making 213 anhour and you think I'm going to
clean that shit, up and youthink I'm going to clean that
literal shit up?
You got another thing comingfor you Bing bong.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, Fuck your life, fuck your life.
Do you really like your job?
That's another one, becausesometimes you're just like I
mean, if someone shit in thesink at my current place of work
and Also that is a feat to beable to just plop up To be also
that is.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
that is a feat to be able to just plop up, to be like
, coherent and sober enough toplop up onto a sink and shit
into it and I and I, I guaranteewhat and it's happened before.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
What kind of shit is it?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
is it solid?
What is?
Is it like a quickie or is itlike diarrhea?
Damn, this is really going offthe rails here, how many times
are?
Going to talk about shit onthis episode.
Oh my God, we love talkingabout poopy caca yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I know there's a lot of follow-up questions, but like
, let's just say you were notmanager Okay, it was obviously.
If you could it's a our currentjobs I would take a shot and
(48:08):
grab some gloves.
I would pick that turnip out ofthe toilet.
You know how much shit thatI've had to literally pick up
since having a baby.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, that's a little different.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
My kid loves to shit in the fucking bathtub.
I think that karma is comingafter me.
All the bad things that I've,oh that I've ever done in my
life is just coming into my lifeas my kid shitting in the
toilet or in the in the bathtub.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
He loves pooping in the bathtub oh cozy, yeah, I
guess it feels warm.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, so there's just been times where, like it's a
little easier, I get them outand I just there's been times
where it's just been a solidfucking log and I just literally
pick it up and just throw it inthe toilet, obviously wash my
hands and then I have to washthe whole fucking whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
But yeah, so I don't have an issue with it sucks, but
I think I probably would too.
It's like kind of the samething as like picking up a dog,
turd you know, Just like youknow, just like gloves or
something but like, but stillonly your trash.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if you shit in a sink I will come for you.
If you shit in this ink, yourmom's a fucking hoe put that on
your put that on a t-shirt, yourmama's okay.
Okay, number two take a shot ortake a seat.
You just finished a brutal12-hour shift and then the
person that was supposed to comeand relieve you calls out of
their shift.
Last minute.
(49:27):
Your manager asks you to stayanother eight hours and the
night before you went out You'rehungover, you're on zero sleep.
Do you take a shot, suck it up,work eight more hours, or do
you say fuck this, I'm leavingyou, deal with it?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I would take multiple shots and do it.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
There's so many and also I don't get hung over.
So you and Quinn are like God'sfavorite.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yes, I am God's favorite, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Well, God's not real.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
So yeah, I don't believe in you, but thank you
God, so many people are going tobe like fuck these girls.
But yeah, I would still do itand I also like money.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
I mean, I feel like, and if it's been like a brutal
of a shift.
If it's been a brutal shift,then clearly it's been busy and
I'm making money Period.
I'll get those hours baby.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Period queen Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
I like working.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Number three you walk into your shift and realize
you're the only bartenderscheduled.
There's already a full bar andyour manager is too busy to help
.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Fuck that manager down Period.
I mean, I would still work it.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, yeah, you would just suffer through again, I'll
still take another shot.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, I'll take this.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We're ripping shots and we're fucking making money.
Yeah, hell yeah.
We have the same.
We have the same kind of idea.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Hustle, hustle, respect, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Shout out to us Period.
Okay, and then I have, so we'regoing to do last call lightning
round.
Okay, okay, quick fire.
Gonna do last call lightninground.
Okay, okay, quick fire, allright we're gonna start doing
this.
I'm locked in I want to startdoing this with all the guests.
Um, maybe I guess I'm the firstguest.
You're the first, well, yeah?
Okay, I'm locked in, let's gowhat's the best thing about
(51:13):
being back here today with thepodcast?
Just?
being able to hang out with youmore oh, my god, I know I really
did miss you too.
I literally like I don't be outin the streets no more.
I know I'm out in these streetsalone, well, but I feel like,
since we decided on bringing thepodcast back, which Nick came
(51:33):
in to the, she started coming inbecause I hadn't seen you in a
while.
Obviously because, you know,life just gets in the way and
you know whatever you knowwhatever?
um, but once I started workingat nicky's got my location so
she'd be pulling up, pull up onme, pull up on me.
Have you seen that video?
No, oh my god, it's so.
It's this little, it's thislittle boy and he's just like
pull up on me, I pull up on youon the time.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, but she pulled.
I know when you work.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
She started yeah, she started pulling up on me and
then I don't know, like once Ikind of got out of like survival
mode and just being a mom andgetting my fucking legs back and
becoming more of a person.
I'm like I need my hobbies back.
I need to start doing thingsthat make me happy and I was
like what?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
if you need a creative outlet Totally.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
And, like I don't know, we did really good work.
By work I mean the podcast andthe first.
I don't know, did we do like 30episodes?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I think so.
That's awesome, impressive.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
It's super impressive and, with our schedules like
how they were before, I'm justactually impressed that we were
able to pull off that manyfucking episodes, because we
were like in the streets runningaround fucking balls to the
wall.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
We're hooligans.
We were fucking menaces, andthen the universe said pregnant
and I said okay, and now I'mstill out here in the streets.
No, but it's, it's, I don'tknow I feel and cold.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I mean I've never, I've never like, wanted to be a
mom, like I've not.
Let me, let me, let me retractthat statement.
I've never been the person likeyou know people that are like
my number one goal in life is tobe a mom.
Once I got pregnant, I was likewait a minute, it just happened
.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
It just happened and I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
I was like I like a challenge, yeah, and I feel like
I've conquered everything inlife and I've done a really good
job at most things and I wasjust like humble brag and done a
really good job at most thingsum, and I was just like, okay,
humble brag.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
And I was like you know what I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.
Grandpa, would you mindadjusting the fucking camera?
Speaker 1 (53:30):
her head's getting fucking big as shit sometimes
you have to tell yourself thatyou're doing good, mama, all
right next question um, we'redoing lightning around dude,
sorry I'm gonna wrap this shitup, not me on another tangent.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, one thing that you do not miss about the
podcast.
Oh, what do I not miss aboutthe?
Speaker 1 (53:47):
podcast.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, like no, I think the one thing that I don't
miss about the podcast is wherewe used to do the podcast.
You're right, agreed.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Anyways, and that's all we'll say about that.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
What's the what's your biggest goal for this
season?
Speaker 2 (54:08):
I mean just the sheer , the, the people that we have
with us now are amazing andthey're so pumped and excited
and looking forward to makingthis bigger and better.
Yeah, and we have so many morelike just bringing in, like the
film aspect, and like we're.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
The video's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Like we're launching a whole merch line and we
already have so many thingslined up with sponsors and like
ideas, and like we got lots ofreally really cool ideas.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Things.
We got a lot of really coolthings in the work and people
that are really excited to helpus with it.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
So I think, that's what I'm really looking forward
to is seeing where this can go.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, and I think we're just spreading our wings.
We're going to, we're going tospread our wings and spread our
legs.
Yeah, I mean, you know, that's,that's, that's, that's, that's,
that's, that's that's, that'sthat's yeah, that with the phone
number.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
And just yeah, being able to hear from you guys more.
I think it's going to be great.
Three, four, seven wasted.
Um, yeah, we're like we'retaking this on the road too,
like we're we're going to golike just hit up just hit up
other bars, like there's so manynew bars that have opened.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah, that's a whole.
So many fucking things havehappened and new bars, all
fucking.
Yeah, there's so much going onin Nashville, which is really
cool.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Okay, ooh.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
I don't think I went over this one.
First bar shift back after along break.
I guess this is a question formyself.
I guess, so my best and worstexperience, I think.
Going back having my first barshift back, I wasn't like,
obviously we worked at, weworked the night shift.
That's just what we are likewe're night shift workers.
I getting back into it andstaying up that late and like
brutal, brutal yeah, brutal,definitely.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, I, yeah, I would agree with that.
It's like, yeah, have like, orjust like, just feeling sore,
like if you were out of town fora while or not working like I
always feel like if I haven'tbeen behind the bar in a week or
so, I get like fuckingbartender's wrist.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
You know and you're like oh, I don't fucking.
The one thing that I will, thatI'm thankful for right now is
the fact that where I work,there's no cocktails, and the
cocktails that we do have arepre-batch, so I can tell people
no, now that's my, that's thebest experience for me
personally.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Can I have an espresso?
No, you just pointed no, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
No, yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm pointing at you.
Now she who shall not be named,wouldn't let us point at the
old Barista.
We got a fucking bitch Tea.
I'm still traumatized Tea, Istill fold my towels every time,
bitch.
I fold other people's towels.
The way that I fold my towelsis I know that I was abused.
(56:48):
Oh my god, the trauma.
That's so funny, anyways.
Um, okay, last one, okay onedrink you refuse to make the
rest of 2025 I'm not gonnarefuse to make shit.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
If I don't have the ingredients, I won't make it,
but I'm just talking shit.
Okay, okay, hypotheticallyalways gonna be a ramos period
sorry I don't have egg whites.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Hides the egg white bottle behind their back For
real.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
It's not like we have multiple drinks on our menu
with egg white.
We do, but no, no, ramos foryou.
I'm glad, like I mean oursister bar, which is Tiger Bar.
Shout out, Tiger Bar.
Shout out to Tiger Bar.
It breaks my heart that theyhave a Ramos on the menu and I
just feel very bad for thosebartenders sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, but what are yougoing to do?
Speaker 1 (57:27):
As my mom says, better them than me.
Thanks, okay, I think that wereally this felt good.
This felt really good.
We're holding hands right now,guys, we're shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
We're shaking hands.
You started shaking.
I just wanted to hold your hand.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Let me pet your hand, love you.
Yeah.
Well, we're back.
We have a lot of fucking coolshit in the works.
Follow us on TikTok.
Yeah, what's our TikTok?
Speaker 2 (57:51):
is it just wasted truth?
I think it's just wasted truthpod.
Wasted truth pod.
But I'll post it on ourInstagram too.
Yeah, I haven't posted anythingon it yet.
It'll be in the episode notestoo.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
It's been cleaned but but you guys know where you can
follow me.
I'm at Jilly Vanilli with two.
I's on the end.
You can find Nick.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
At Nicolette K spelled N-I-K-O-L-E-T-T-E-K.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
And follow us on Instagram WaysToTruthPod and
make sure you call our phonenumber 347-927-8333.
One more time.
If you missed us, let us know.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
If you didn't fuck you, we're still here bing bong
and always remember.
Your hair looks great and welove you.
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