April 28, 2025 • 30 mins
Have you ever wondered what really happens at senior facilities? In this raw and uncensored episode, I'm pulling back the curtain on the bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes disturbing realities of working in senior healthcare.
From my archives comes a collection of unforgettable tales that perfectly capture the stranger side of caring for elderly patients. There's the diabetic who demanded 60 ounces of regular Coca-Cola daily despite having already lost part of his leg, and the woman who transformed her room into an 80s time capsule complete with vintage perfumes that made her space smell "exactly like the Golden Girls' house" – all while insisting I call her "Delicious" (which I absolutely refused).
The healthcare system itself comes under scrutiny as I reveal the shockingly simple "BIMS test" used to determine a resident's mental competence – remember three words and know approximately what year it is, and you're deemed capable of making all your decisions. I discuss paradox where patients refuse to practice essential skills like coming down to the dining room, then complain when their food arrives cold to their rooms.
Most memorably (though you might wish you could forget), I share my encounters with what staff called "doodoo men" Hope you enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
you're listening to the wdym, the what do you mean?
Podcast.
Hamilton's number one podcast.
Now sit back and relax.
Here's hamilton'm your host,michael Gillespie.
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Hope all is good, hope all iswell.
This episode, this episode is anarchive episode.
This one has slipped throughthe cracks, so to speak.
Week um, when I'm recordingepisode up after episode after
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episode, sometimes I mightforget to edit an episode or put
an episode out there, and thisone, this one, was done in july.
So instead of leaving it in thearchives and just deleting it,
I'm gonna put it out therebecause I still think it's an
entertaining story and, being inmy career, where I'm dealing
with seniors a lot, you getacross some funny stories.
One of my highest ratedepisodes is the one I tell about
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, you know, being in a rehabcenter.
This is a continuation of it,or part two, I should say.
And I, you know, I just feellike you know, if I sat down to
record, I need to put it outthere and edit.
So that's what you're going toget today, today's episode.
You're going to get an archiveepisode of Tales from a Rehab
Center, part 2.
Hope you guys enjoy.
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You're listening to the WDYM,the what Do you Mean Podcast,
hamilton's number one podcast.
Now sit back and relax.
Here's Hamilton's own.
Michael Gillespie.
I just have a quick questionBefore we start the show who are
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you voting for?
Who are you voting for?
We're screwed, no matter whatwe do.
We as Americans are so screwedwith our choices.
Two choices, oh man.
We'll get into that today alittle bit, not in depth, just a
little bit on the surface rightnow, because it's freaking July
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and it's too early to get intothat.
But eventually I will welcometo the WDYM podcast.
I'm your host, michaelGillespie.
Hope everything's good,everything is well with you.
And yeah, we just had, um, adebate with, uh, the 45th and
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46th president and it's like theworst choice ever.
It's almost like, hey, do youwant to die by fire or do you
want to drown?
It's like, how about?
Neither?
I don't want to die either wayby that, but it's like that's
the worst.
This is the worst choice I have.
I have seen in a long time.
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I mean, every other election.
You're always like, okay, Ifavor this person or I favor
that person.
Honestly, honestly, who are youfavoring for this one?
You got one that justconstantly lies about everything
and you got one that heprobably forgot where he was
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during the during the first,first uh debate.
It's like, it's terrible.
I cannot imagine giving anybodyjust two choices.
Hey, you want to eat something?
Yeah, well, guess what?
You get?
Crackers or water.
Which one?
It's like dang for real.
And this is what we in 2024 aregetting ready to face in what?
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November or something.
So, yeah, hopefully there'ssome kind of miracle that
happens, because both thesechoices are absolutely terrible.
We're screwed.
We are screwed, but this hasbeen an ongoing problem forever.
Yeah, there is a video of who isthat guy mitch mcconnell.
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Mitch mcconnell is a us senatorsince 1985.
The man is 82 years old andthere's this press conference
where he's talking well and hefreezes like someone needs to
push his reset button.
But this is the problem withall our political stuff.
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We have people in there that'sin their 80s and it's like who
in their right mind will listento anybody in their 70s and 80s?
We need change fast.
Age limits need to be ASAP,like as soon as possible,
because it's ridiculous.
This dude, mitch McConnell, hasbeen in there since 1985.
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That's a problem.
That is an absolute problem.
Let me ask you this questionWould you listen to an
82-year-old man?
Would you listen to an 82 yearold man?
Would you listen to an 81 yearold man?
Would you listen to a 78 yearold man?
Not on purpose, not on purposeman.
We got some issues politicallyand hopefully it clears up
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before the general election inNovember.
The main topic for today iskind of rise with the idea of
the presidential talk I just had.
Since I'm no longer with myprevious company, I'm going to
tell one more story from therehab Tales from the Rehab, Part
2, or the finale, however youwant to see it.
I'm going to tell these lastfour stories that I remember
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that I recall Doing.
These stories talking about theresidents that we have at the
rehab center are absolutelyhilarious in my book, in my
opinion.
Since I'm no longer there, Icould go ahead and just go into
it a little more extensively.
Again, I will respect the rulesthat they.
That was set, but uh, yeah.
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So I have five stories for youfrom tales of the rehab the
finale.
So, without further ado, let'sget into it.
The number one, one of the guys,number one well, the first
story number one was we had thisone gentleman, he he's been
there a couple times.
I remember him coming in andout, coming in and out two to
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three times, you know when, atthis certain age in their life,
they they had their wants andneeds and everything.
And I roughly understand thisguy.
He wanted Coke, a cola, hewanted Coca-Cola all the time,
two for breakfast, two for lunchand two for dinner, mind you.
And then in the middle hewanted, you know, the aides to
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bring him a coke.
So I'm looking at the ticketsand I recognize the name for
this one.
We'll call him dino.
Dino always wanted these cokes.
I'm like, man, we're gonna,we're gonna kill this person.
This guy is asking for nothingbut coke, not diet coke.
And I was getting coke zero andtwo.
But coke, not diet coke.
And I was getting coke zero andtwo.
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No, none of that.
He wanted the old schoolcoca-cola.
He wanted the coca-cola.
Okay, all right.
So I went to go visit him and Inoticed some of his leg was
missing.
I said, okay, that means youhave.
You already have an issue withyour sugars to a point where you
can't walk out of here no more.
You are permanently wheelchairbound.
And I'm like, come on, this isridiculous.
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This is ridiculous.
Like, why do you want all thesecokes?
He says, listen, I'm a veteranand I'm this age and I just want
my cokes.
I said, first off, thank you foryour service.
Because of you I couldn't havedone what I've done.
I'm a veteran, too right.
He said, oh, you are.
I said yeah.
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He said what branch?
I said the best branch everUnited States Air Force.
Don't need a trip.
So he said yeah, I'm Army.
I said yeah, okay, whatever.
So I'm like all right, this iswhat I'm going to give you, your
Cokes, but I'm not going togive you a full cup of Coke.
He's like you better give me afull cup of Coke.
I said I'm not going to giveyou a full cup of Coke.
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I want to talk to yoursupervisor.
I said you want to talk to mysupervisor, and I was slick with
this.
I said you want to talk to mysupervisor in the building.
He said yeah.
I said okay, I'll be right, I'mthe supervisor of this building
and I'm going to bring you yourtwo Cokes and I'm going to fill
it up to the line right here.
All right, so okay.
So the first day we're havingthis problem and I put a crap
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ton of ice in it.
I put so much ice in there, itwas at the top and filled it up
with Coke, didn't get nocomplaints.
I'm like all right, cool, cool,cool.
So I did that for a couple ofdays.
So he's getting these.
Cups were nine ounces of liquid.
He had over 12 ounces of ice,so I was like, yeah, this is
perfect, I'm icing it up.
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He's not complaining and allthat stuff.
Well, here's the problem.
When he would ask for the A'sfor the cup, my cups were 16
ounces of styrofoam cups and hewould get a whole bunch of Coke.
I'm like, oh man, we're notdoing our job.
And this is the thing that Ialways say.
Like I would always go tonursing and tell them hey, you
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know, we're here to make thembetter.
You know, giving them all thisCoke is not helping them.
Like this is not cool.
And then I would always talk tothe head nurse.
She would always say, well,well, michael, we have to give
them what they want.
I said, but do we, though?
She's like, yeah, we're nursesand we got to give them what
they want.
And even if it's against theirown will, I'm like this, or even
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if it's what they want, it'sbad for their body, we have to
give it to them.
I never understood that.
I never understood that notionwhere we have to give them
something that is bad for them.
You know it's always inquantity.
You know you give them onepiece of bacon or two pieces of
bacon, but six pieces of bacon,come on now.
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That's the problem that Ialways have, and me and the
nurse, we would always go backand forth but I ought to do what
she said.
So the coke problem with thisguy he was like this doesn't
make sense.
I'm trying to fight this, right, I'm trying to fight this to
the best of my ability.
I'm like so I'm talking toeverybody.
Like this man cannot be in hisright mind Because he's asking
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he's getting if I do the math,he's getting 36 ounces of Coke
from me a day, counting, notcounting the 16 ounces of Coke
he gets from the AIDS.
Like this man is going to turnblack because he's drinking so
much Coke.
No, so I'm like this dudecannot be in his right mind.
He's drinking over 50, 60ounces of Coke.
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I'm like this is he's not inhis right mind.
I'm like this dude is crazy.
That's what I said.
He's crazy.
Going back to that nurse, he'scrazy.
I was like well, michael, hepassed his BIMS test.
I said BIMS test.
So what is a BIMS test?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's atest you get when you first
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enter a facility.
It's called a BIMS test.
Let me tell you what's on aBIMS test.
Stand by All right, bims test.
Here's question one of a BIMStest.
Ask a resident.
I am going to say three wordsfor you to remember, please
repeat the words after I say allthree.
The words are sock, blue andand bed.
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Now tell me the three words caneasily off the top.
So this person's pulls a name.
Two out of three words sock,blue, bed.
If you get that boom, you getone question right after the
resident first attempt repeatthe word using cues, like you
said, like what was the word?
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Okay, you said rock, but if youput an ass, what would it be?
And then he can say oh, oh, oh,sock, bing, bing, bing.
He passed the BIMS test.
Question one.
The next question please tellme what year it is right now.
Tell me what year it is rightnow.
You can miss this by two tofive years.
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If you miss this by five yearsor you get it correct, you pass
the BIMS test.
What month is it is right now.
You get that, you get all theCoke.
You want.
Give me the correct day of theweek.
If you get that, you get allthe Coke.
You want, give me the correctday of the week.
If you get that, you get allthe coke you want.
This is the parameter that weused to make sure these
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residents had the right mind.
It was, it was absolutelybonkers fat.
It was like this he's gettingthem all wrong, right, getting
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them all wrong.
Now, as soon as you say, hey,sir, if you don't pass this BIM
test, you don't get your coke,guess what the resident would do
.
The fat cat sat on a hat, saw arat on a mat, got a bat, had a
chat with a gnat that he'd patin a vat.
That was flat.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's gettinghis coke.
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He's getting his coke.
As soon as he did that, he isgetting his coke.
As soon as he did that, he isgetting his coke.
You couldn't do that.
It's.
It's weird that we use this as ameasurement to see if they're
crazy or sane, I'm sorry, see ifthey're sane.
So, basically, I was forced togive this man all this, all the
coke he wanted.
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Weird.
So what I did what I did.
His son came in and I snitchedon his ass I don't care.
I snitched right on and saidlook, do you realize your dad is
drinking almost 60 ounces ofcoke a day?
He said, dad, what are youdoing?
And all he did was just sitthere like with a wiggle, like
you know, move his thumbs aroundand stuff.
He's like well, I want what Iwant.
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He said you know, move histhumbs around and stuff.
He's like well, I want what Iwant.
He said you know what, dad?
You're drinking one Coke andone water.
He said can you do that, chef?
One Coke and one water.
I said absolutely.
And I did that BIMS test.
We actually use that to see howcompetent they are.
Another one, another guest wehad.
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We had this one lady.
Oh, my god, we had this onelady, right, she.
She was like the fifth goldengirl, if you will.
Um, she.
When she came in, she set awhole room up like it was her
house and everything had bottlesand smell goods and everything.
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I swear.
Every time I went into her roomit smelled like the 1980s and
what, the what?
I thought what the goldengirl's house would smell like.
It was unbelievable how.
And she even had the poofy hairand everything like straight
from the 80s, like she once 1989stopped.
So does she.
She did not go past the 90s andeverything.
And uh, the funny thing abouther, it was like I would come in
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.
You know she will.
She came maybe two or threetimes and she's like she would
come in.
I would knock on doors.
Hey, you know, uh, guestservices or whatever I used to
say back then.
I don't remember diningfacility, I don't know something
.
I used to guest services.
She's like you can come on in.
I said, well, I have your food,because you know when talk, you
got to talk slow and upbeat.
I got your food, miss Johnson,I just made the name up.
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I don't remember her name.
She's like well, you can justcall me delicious Just for jokes
and purposes.
She said call me delicious.
I said first off, ma'am, I willnever, never call any woman
delicious.
Okay, just for this story.
Her name was delicious.
I said, man, I will never.
But you can't.
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But she's like I will nevercall you, never call any woman
delicious, but you can call medelicious.
I said, absolutely not.
I'm gonna keep calling you missjohnson for the rest of your
time.
I'm gonna do it to spite you.
I can't believe she thought Iwould call her miss delicious
and stuff like that.
Uh-uh, absolutely not.
And you're stuck in the 1980s.
There ain't no way she hadperfume, had had perfume from
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the 1980s that she kept bottlesof.
She must have had a stash ofwhatever smelled good back in
the 1980s Because she had thatroom smelling like the Golden
Girls.
That's exactly what I rememberthe Golden Girls would smell
like.
That's what I thought thegolden girls house smelled like.
It just had to smell like that.
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It just, oh, lo and behold, shewas she.
She was watching golden girlstoo, she.
And she would always like everytime she's seeing me, she's
like hi, michael, it's medelicious like I ain't calling
you delicious.
So, hey, miss Johnson, how youdoing, but you can call me
delicious.
And now the audacity.
No, that makes me want to throwup a little bit.
She had the audacity to saythat that was disgusting.
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Yeah, she said call medelicious.
Never, ever, ever, another thingat a rehab facility.
You practice rehabilitation,right, like you practice walking
, and you practice, you know,doing things you do at home,
right, not here at this facility.
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We fed these people in theirrooms.
Now it used to be back in.
You only ate in a room if youwere sick.
If you were sick and you werejust physically unable to come
out to the dining room, then,yes, you got your tray delivered
to you.
Since we had COVID, we neverwent back to people coming down.
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Nobody came down.
The only time people came downwas when our activities person,
miss cindy.
She would go ask these peoplehey, do you mind you want to
come down and socialize and meetand greet other people, other
residents here?
And people will be like, yeah,and we used to have a lease, we
would get at least 12.
We were not equipped to do thatbecause we were still
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delivering.
So it was really a weirdsituation how to keep somebody
back to feed the people thatcame out and then still deliver
trays and everything.
This was the ongoing fight,because nursing was supposed to
bring down people and theywouldn't.
They wouldn't.
We had don's D-O-Ns come in andcome by and, like I had in my
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time there, I had roughly fourD-O-Ns in my facility.
It never worked and the onlytime it worked again was when
Cindy would go get them.
Any other time they wouldn'tcome down.
It was just impossible, right.
And then here's the funny,here's the kicker to it.
They would complain about thefood Like one guy oh my God,
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this one guy, we absolutelyrefused he would.
He would complain that his foodwas cold.
So one of the servers come upand say, mike, you gotta go to
his room.
He wants to talk to the personin charge.
I'm like, all right, cool, so Iwill go to his room.
And he would act like he wasangry.
He would have the audacity tobe angry with me.
He would slam something downlike that and be like I can't
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understand why my food is cold.
So I just got all like, youknow, all like a cold.
It's like, well, come on down.
Guess what?
If you come down to the diningroom, you get your food, food
hot, and you also you know what.
You can get refills, you canget seconds and you can get
whatever you want if you come ondown.
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You know how many times I hadto pitch that to people.
I pitched that just like that.
If I had the music back then, Iwould have played this as I was
coming to the room.
So back to this guy, I said,sir, if you would come on down,
I would have played this as Iwas coming to the room.
So back to this guy I said, sir, if you would come on down you
wouldn't have this problem.
And he was like well, last timeI was here I didn't have this
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problem.
I said I'm sorry that you'rehaving this problem now, but if
you come on down you can comeget the hottest food that I'm
providing here and refills andbread, all you want.
Only if you come on down.
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But they were stubborn.
They were stubborn so bad thatthey just refused.
And it's like I'm like, sir, isthe rehab facility?
I'm like, sir, do you eat inyour bed at home?
He said, well, no.
I said, okay, you are at arehab facility, you need to
practice rehabilitation.
Like, for example, you need topractice rehabilitation so when
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you go home you're ready and youwon't slip and fall.
Okay, you've been walking andyou've been doing all this and
guess what, you don't eat inyour bed Because you have to get
up and cook and everything.
So If you just Come on down,you will be practicing your own
rehab and, no matter how muchsense that made, it didn't work.
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After miss cindy like basicallyquit because she was the only
one doing it and there was emailsent out saying, hey, cindy's
not supposed to be doing thisand none of the nurses were
helping.
It's like what the heck are wesupposed to do, supposed to do?
Let it be known that nobody.
The last story, now this one, Ihave seen In multiple locations.
I've worked at hospitals, I'veworked at senior facilities,
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I've worked at rehab places.
The last one is the mostweirdest one possible.
When I used to work at thehospital, we had a specific
floor for the cuckoos, for thecrazy people, right, this one
one.
He just laid in his bed likejust feet, like he laid straight
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in his bed.
It was not, he's not turned tohis side or anything.
And the rare few times I had todeliver up there, you know I
would wave and just, you know,say hi briefly, as brief as
possible, and then keep itmoving.
That's what I was for me.
I just didn't like being inthere.
Right, that's what I was for me.
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I just didn't like being inthere.
So the one, this one guy I'mmaking an example of back in my
hospital days, um, he was cool,he was actually like just
chilling.
Yeah, you know, had an episode,I'm not crazy, just just had an
episode.
I said, okay, that's cool, butuh, what's?
You know?
He had brown on his lips.
Like what's the brown for?
He's like man.
You know he had brown on hislips, like what's the brown for?
He's like man, you know, I justate my own doo-doo.
It's cool.
I said what'd you say?
He said I ate my own doo-doo.
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Okay, sorry, man, that's when Ihad to get out of there because
that's, that's, that's, that'sbeyond, that's beyond crazy.
I couldn't, I couldn't,couldn't do it.
So I come back to the rehabcenter.
I had two of them, two of themwithin a span of a month, month
and a half.
The first one, the first guy, Iremember, he was just screaming
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.
He was just screaming.
I'm like what's going on here?
When he first came out, I'mlike welcome to my facility.
I'm the chef here.
I just want to know some of thethings you like to eat up here.
I just want to know some of thethings you like to eat.
So he's still screaming, ah.
I like I'm trying to be patient, like, hey, you know, sir, I
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just need to know what you liketo eat.
He's just still screaming, ah,ah, and I give up.
I left, I give up.
I can't handle this guy rightnow because he's just screaming
all all day.
I ain't got time for that, Iain't doing that right.
So I would come back.
And now he's screaming.
He has his whole hand, all theway up to the knuckles in his
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mouth.
He's got like, just go aheadand do it real quick.
That's how he's screaming, andhe's screaming so loud you can
hear it in the hallway.
Now what is this problem?
Like?
This is sc.
That's how he's screaming, andhe's screaming so loud you can
hear it in the hallway Ooh, ooh.
Now what is this problem?
Like?
This is scaring.
This is freaking me out.
I'm not built for this.
I'm here to cook food and benice to people, but he's got
this man screaming his lungs out, ooh, ooh.
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I'm like sir, what's yourproblem?
So nobody answered.
He didn't answer me.
He was on autopilot, whichmeans whatever special we had,
that's what he's getting.
He ain't communicating yougetting the special.
I'm not playing.
I'm not done playing games withhim, right?
So eventually he would calm down.
He would calm down a coupledays and all that stuff Started
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eating some real food and thenhe started talking and stuff.
So I'm like like sir, you can'tyou realize?
You came in screaming.
He said yeah, man, I was havingissues.
Okay, I said you having issues,why aren't you in the psych
ward?
Why are you here at a rehabfacility?
He said I don't know why I'mhere, I'm just here.
I said, okay, cool, well, I'mlike you know, I'm like you know
.
Since I didn't get to talk toyou before you know, I was like
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well, what do you like?
What do you like?
He said what do I like?
I like my own doodoo baby.
I said, and then I walked out.
He is on autopilot for the restof his time here.
We ain't going in, we ain'tgoing in this room.
We deliver, we just droppingoff at the nurse's station and
then we heading out.
We ain't playing Like, he'sjust playing with me.
I think he was playing with me,to be honest with you.
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So that was one doodle man.
The second doodle man, thesecond one he was oh my God,
okay, so one.
The second doodle man had hisroom on absolute blast.
Now, normally with old folks,they like to keep their room hot
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.
It's either they're extremelycold all the time and they like
it hot.
And this guy, he's a doodle manand he was thirsty all the time
.
So I need something to drinkand like.
So we would drop off trays.
And when patients first come in,I try to be like the first
person to drop off the tray tobasically see how crazy they are
, if they crazy or not.
So I go in here and he's like,hey, I drop off his tray To
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basically see how crazy they are, if they crazy or not.
So I go in here and he's like,hey, I drop off his tray.
He's like hey, do you mindGetting me some water?
I said, okay, fine, where'syour cup?
At?
Okay.
So he shows he's like my cup's.
He points it has hair vaselineand some brown speckles.
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I don't know what those brownspeckles are.
I look at the cup.
I'm like, okay.
I'm looking at the couple, like, okay, this is uh.
So okay, this is gonna be arough one because I I'm I'm
assuming like what's the brownspeckles?
What is the brown speckles?
I don't know what the brownspeckles are, but I I don't want
to touch his cup.
So I'm like, all right, I'll beright back.
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So I leave and I asked thenurses and the a's hey, what's
going on with room 202?
I don't remember the numbers,remember 202.
He's getting get just hot inthere and there's vaseline, some
kind of stuff everywhere.
I'm nervous.
Why am I going in there?
He said oh, he a doodoo man.
I said he a doodoo man, he eatsa doodoo too.
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He said yeah.
So I'm assuming the brownspeckles on the cup is doodoo.
They said no, that's his skin.
I said ooh, lord and Jesus,save us all.
I said okay.
So he said when you go in there, you better have gloves on,
mask on everything on when yougo in there, because I don't
know what's going on.
I said, man, thank you so muchfor telling me this information.
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So the next time I go in thereat lunchtime and the thing about
it was this guy he came offvery intelligent, he seemed very
smart.
He's having a conversation.
He's like oh, yeah, I wouldreally like that.
He's like yeah, uh, could youmind putting blueberries in my
pancakes?
I said I could do that, noproblem, we're having a nice
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conversation, like back andforth.
He didn't fill out his menusbut like whatever, that was a
problem with mostly everybody.
So eventually he always askedfor like can you refill my water
?
And then I would be gloved upall the way to my elbows Like I
can't believe I'm about to touchthis dude's cup, because that's
supposed to be skin and hairand some kind of Vaseline, like
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what's going on here.
So I would go get his water.
I thought, drop off his tray.
I go get the water, ice andeverything, come back and then
no, and behold, he didn't haveblueberry pancakes on his mouth,
he had the brown smith.
The brown speckled the brownsmiths on his face.
I said man, sir, are you eatingthis thing?
I'm like, sir, are you eatingyour own doodle?
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No, uh uh, this is brown.
I got a package of browniesover there and I look over the
brownies.
He did have brownies.
He legit had brownies overthere.
However, he was down to hislast two and there was no way he
could reach over there, grabthe brownie, eat it and smear it
all over his face.
So I'm like okay, sir.
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So let it safe to say, I didn'tdeliver to his room much too
often because, no doubt about it, he was eating his own doo-doo
and that's the problem.
That's the problem when men docome into a rehab facility.
I know why we don't live aslong as women, because 80% of
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the of the population ofresidents that came in were
women.
But us men, we over here eatingour own boo boo and stuff.
So that is the most disturbingthing I got.
And when it comes to the rehabcenter, so uh, yeah, that's
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that's it.
Comes to the rehab center, soyeah, that's it.
That's the last time, hopefully, I talk about the rehab center.
Got to get that out of mysystem because that stuff was
nasty.
Doodle man Say, I'm a doodleman baby.
Oh shit, that's nasty.
I'm your host.
Michael Gillespie of the WDYM.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
I will see you guys later on.
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Peace out, girl Scout, boyScout.
Peace doodle man.
Ha ha, ha ha.
you're listening to the wdym, the what do you mean?
Podcast.
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Now sit back and relax.
Here's hamilton'm your host,michael Gillespie.
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Hope all is good, hope all iswell.
This episode, this episode is anarchive episode.
This one has slipped throughthe cracks, so to speak.
Week um, when I'm recordingepisode up after episode after
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episode, sometimes I mightforget to edit an episode or put
an episode out there, and thisone, this one, was done in july.
So instead of leaving it in thearchives and just deleting it,
I'm gonna put it out therebecause I still think it's an
entertaining story and, being inmy career, where I'm dealing
with seniors a lot, you getacross some funny stories.
One of my highest ratedepisodes is the one I tell about
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, you know, being in a rehabcenter.
This is a continuation of it,or part two, I should say.
And I, you know, I just feellike you know, if I sat down to
record, I need to put it outthere and edit.
So that's what you're going toget today, today's episode.
You're going to get an archiveepisode of Tales from a Rehab
Center, part 2.
Hope you guys enjoy.
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You're listening to the WDYM,the what Do you Mean Podcast,
hamilton's number one podcast.
Now sit back and relax.
Here's Hamilton's own.
Michael Gillespie.
I just have a quick questionBefore we start the show who are
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you voting for?
Who are you voting for?
We're screwed, no matter whatwe do.
We as Americans are so screwedwith our choices.
Two choices, oh man.
We'll get into that today alittle bit, not in depth, just a
little bit on the surface rightnow, because it's freaking July
(02:22):
and it's too early to get intothat.
But eventually I will welcometo the WDYM podcast.
I'm your host, michaelGillespie.
Hope everything's good,everything is well with you.
And yeah, we just had, um, adebate with, uh, the 45th and
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46th president and it's like theworst choice ever.
It's almost like, hey, do youwant to die by fire or do you
want to drown?
It's like, how about?
Neither?
I don't want to die either wayby that, but it's like that's
the worst.
This is the worst choice I have.
I have seen in a long time.
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I mean, every other election.
You're always like, okay, Ifavor this person or I favor
that person.
Honestly, honestly, who are youfavoring for this one?
You got one that justconstantly lies about everything
and you got one that heprobably forgot where he was
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during the during the first,first uh debate.
It's like, it's terrible.
I cannot imagine giving anybodyjust two choices.
Hey, you want to eat something?
Yeah, well, guess what?
You get?
Crackers or water.
Which one?
It's like dang for real.
And this is what we in 2024 aregetting ready to face in what?
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November or something.
So, yeah, hopefully there'ssome kind of miracle that
happens, because both thesechoices are absolutely terrible.
We're screwed.
We are screwed, but this hasbeen an ongoing problem forever.
Yeah, there is a video of who isthat guy mitch mcconnell.
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Mitch mcconnell is a us senatorsince 1985.
The man is 82 years old andthere's this press conference
where he's talking well and hefreezes like someone needs to
push his reset button.
But this is the problem withall our political stuff.
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We have people in there that'sin their 80s and it's like who
in their right mind will listento anybody in their 70s and 80s?
We need change fast.
Age limits need to be ASAP,like as soon as possible,
because it's ridiculous.
This dude, mitch McConnell, hasbeen in there since 1985.
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That's a problem.
That is an absolute problem.
Let me ask you this questionWould you listen to an
82-year-old man?
Would you listen to an 82 yearold man?
Would you listen to an 81 yearold man?
Would you listen to a 78 yearold man?
Not on purpose, not on purposeman.
We got some issues politicallyand hopefully it clears up
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before the general election inNovember.
The main topic for today iskind of rise with the idea of
the presidential talk I just had.
Since I'm no longer with myprevious company, I'm going to
tell one more story from therehab Tales from the Rehab, Part
2, or the finale, however youwant to see it.
I'm going to tell these lastfour stories that I remember
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that I recall Doing.
These stories talking about theresidents that we have at the
rehab center are absolutelyhilarious in my book, in my
opinion.
Since I'm no longer there, Icould go ahead and just go into
it a little more extensively.
Again, I will respect the rulesthat they.
That was set, but uh, yeah.
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So I have five stories for youfrom tales of the rehab the
finale.
So, without further ado, let'sget into it.
The number one, one of the guys,number one well, the first
story number one was we had thisone gentleman, he he's been
there a couple times.
I remember him coming in andout, coming in and out two to
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three times, you know when, atthis certain age in their life,
they they had their wants andneeds and everything.
And I roughly understand thisguy.
He wanted Coke, a cola, hewanted Coca-Cola all the time,
two for breakfast, two for lunchand two for dinner, mind you.
And then in the middle hewanted, you know, the aides to
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bring him a coke.
So I'm looking at the ticketsand I recognize the name for
this one.
We'll call him dino.
Dino always wanted these cokes.
I'm like, man, we're gonna,we're gonna kill this person.
This guy is asking for nothingbut coke, not diet coke.
And I was getting coke zero andtwo.
But coke, not diet coke.
And I was getting coke zero andtwo.
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No, none of that.
He wanted the old schoolcoca-cola.
He wanted the coca-cola.
Okay, all right.
So I went to go visit him and Inoticed some of his leg was
missing.
I said, okay, that means youhave.
You already have an issue withyour sugars to a point where you
can't walk out of here no more.
You are permanently wheelchairbound.
And I'm like, come on, this isridiculous.
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This is ridiculous.
Like, why do you want all thesecokes?
He says, listen, I'm a veteranand I'm this age and I just want
my cokes.
I said, first off, thank you foryour service.
Because of you I couldn't havedone what I've done.
I'm a veteran, too right.
He said, oh, you are.
I said yeah.
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He said what branch?
I said the best branch everUnited States Air Force.
Don't need a trip.
So he said yeah, I'm Army.
I said yeah, okay, whatever.
So I'm like all right, this iswhat I'm going to give you, your
Cokes, but I'm not going togive you a full cup of Coke.
He's like you better give me afull cup of Coke.
I said I'm not going to giveyou a full cup of Coke.
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I want to talk to yoursupervisor.
I said you want to talk to mysupervisor, and I was slick with
this.
I said you want to talk to mysupervisor in the building.
He said yeah.
I said okay, I'll be right, I'mthe supervisor of this building
and I'm going to bring you yourtwo Cokes and I'm going to fill
it up to the line right here.
All right, so okay.
So the first day we're havingthis problem and I put a crap
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ton of ice in it.
I put so much ice in there, itwas at the top and filled it up
with Coke, didn't get nocomplaints.
I'm like all right, cool, cool,cool.
So I did that for a couple ofdays.
So he's getting these.
Cups were nine ounces of liquid.
He had over 12 ounces of ice,so I was like, yeah, this is
perfect, I'm icing it up.
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He's not complaining and allthat stuff.
Well, here's the problem.
When he would ask for the A'sfor the cup, my cups were 16
ounces of styrofoam cups and hewould get a whole bunch of Coke.
I'm like, oh man, we're notdoing our job.
And this is the thing that Ialways say.
Like I would always go tonursing and tell them hey, you
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know, we're here to make thembetter.
You know, giving them all thisCoke is not helping them.
Like this is not cool.
And then I would always talk tothe head nurse.
She would always say, well,well, michael, we have to give
them what they want.
I said, but do we, though?
She's like, yeah, we're nursesand we got to give them what
they want.
And even if it's against theirown will, I'm like this, or even
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if it's what they want, it'sbad for their body, we have to
give it to them.
I never understood that.
I never understood that notionwhere we have to give them
something that is bad for them.
You know it's always inquantity.
You know you give them onepiece of bacon or two pieces of
bacon, but six pieces of bacon,come on now.
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That's the problem that Ialways have, and me and the
nurse, we would always go backand forth but I ought to do what
she said.
So the coke problem with thisguy he was like this doesn't
make sense.
I'm trying to fight this, right, I'm trying to fight this to
the best of my ability.
I'm like so I'm talking toeverybody.
Like this man cannot be in hisright mind Because he's asking
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he's getting if I do the math,he's getting 36 ounces of Coke
from me a day, counting, notcounting the 16 ounces of Coke
he gets from the AIDS.
Like this man is going to turnblack because he's drinking so
much Coke.
No, so I'm like this dudecannot be in his right mind.
He's drinking over 50, 60ounces of Coke.
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I'm like this is he's not inhis right mind.
I'm like this dude is crazy.
That's what I said.
He's crazy.
Going back to that nurse, he'scrazy.
I was like well, michael, hepassed his BIMS test.
I said BIMS test.
So what is a BIMS test?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's atest you get when you first
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enter a facility.
It's called a BIMS test.
Let me tell you what's on aBIMS test.
Stand by All right, bims test.
Here's question one of a BIMStest.
Ask a resident.
I am going to say three wordsfor you to remember, please
repeat the words after I say allthree.
The words are sock, blue andand bed.
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Now tell me the three words caneasily off the top.
So this person's pulls a name.
Two out of three words sock,blue, bed.
If you get that boom, you getone question right after the
resident first attempt repeatthe word using cues, like you
said, like what was the word?
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Okay, you said rock, but if youput an ass, what would it be?
And then he can say oh, oh, oh,sock, bing, bing, bing.
He passed the BIMS test.
Question one.
The next question please tellme what year it is right now.
Tell me what year it is rightnow.
You can miss this by two tofive years.
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If you miss this by five yearsor you get it correct, you pass
the BIMS test.
What month is it is right now.
You get that, you get all theCoke.
You want.
Give me the correct day of theweek.
If you get that, you get allthe Coke.
You want, give me the correctday of the week.
If you get that, you get allthe coke you want.
This is the parameter that weused to make sure these
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residents had the right mind.
It was, it was absolutelybonkers fat.
It was like this he's gettingthem all wrong, right, getting
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them all wrong.
Now, as soon as you say, hey,sir, if you don't pass this BIM
test, you don't get your coke,guess what the resident would do
.
The fat cat sat on a hat, saw arat on a mat, got a bat, had a
chat with a gnat that he'd patin a vat.
That was flat.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's gettinghis coke.
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He's getting his coke.
As soon as he did that, he isgetting his coke.
As soon as he did that, he isgetting his coke.
You couldn't do that.
It's.
It's weird that we use this as ameasurement to see if they're
crazy or sane, I'm sorry, see ifthey're sane.
So, basically, I was forced togive this man all this, all the
coke he wanted.
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Weird.
So what I did what I did.
His son came in and I snitchedon his ass I don't care.
I snitched right on and saidlook, do you realize your dad is
drinking almost 60 ounces ofcoke a day?
He said, dad, what are youdoing?
And all he did was just sitthere like with a wiggle, like
you know, move his thumbs aroundand stuff.
He's like well, I want what Iwant.
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He said you know, move histhumbs around and stuff.
He's like well, I want what Iwant.
He said you know what, dad?
You're drinking one Coke andone water.
He said can you do that, chef?
One Coke and one water.
I said absolutely.
And I did that BIMS test.
We actually use that to see howcompetent they are.
Another one, another guest wehad.
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We had this one lady.
Oh, my god, we had this onelady, right, she.
She was like the fifth goldengirl, if you will.
Um, she.
When she came in, she set awhole room up like it was her
house and everything had bottlesand smell goods and everything.
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I swear.
Every time I went into her roomit smelled like the 1980s and
what, the what?
I thought what the goldengirl's house would smell like.
It was unbelievable how.
And she even had the poofy hairand everything like straight
from the 80s, like she once 1989stopped.
So does she.
She did not go past the 90s andeverything.
And uh, the funny thing abouther, it was like I would come in
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.
You know she will.
She came maybe two or threetimes and she's like she would
come in.
I would knock on doors.
Hey, you know, uh, guestservices or whatever I used to
say back then.
I don't remember diningfacility, I don't know something
.
I used to guest services.
She's like you can come on in.
I said, well, I have your food,because you know when talk, you
got to talk slow and upbeat.
I got your food, miss Johnson,I just made the name up.
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I don't remember her name.
She's like well, you can justcall me delicious Just for jokes
and purposes.
She said call me delicious.
I said first off, ma'am, I willnever, never call any woman
delicious.
Okay, just for this story.
Her name was delicious.
I said, man, I will never.
But you can't.
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But she's like I will nevercall you, never call any woman
delicious, but you can call medelicious.
I said, absolutely not.
I'm gonna keep calling you missjohnson for the rest of your
time.
I'm gonna do it to spite you.
I can't believe she thought Iwould call her miss delicious
and stuff like that.
Uh-uh, absolutely not.
And you're stuck in the 1980s.
There ain't no way she hadperfume, had had perfume from
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the 1980s that she kept bottlesof.
She must have had a stash ofwhatever smelled good back in
the 1980s Because she had thatroom smelling like the Golden
Girls.
That's exactly what I rememberthe Golden Girls would smell
like.
That's what I thought thegolden girls house smelled like.
It just had to smell like that.
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It just, oh, lo and behold, shewas she.
She was watching golden girlstoo, she.
And she would always like everytime she's seeing me, she's
like hi, michael, it's medelicious like I ain't calling
you delicious.
So, hey, miss Johnson, how youdoing, but you can call me
delicious.
And now the audacity.
No, that makes me want to throwup a little bit.
She had the audacity to saythat that was disgusting.
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Yeah, she said call medelicious.
Never, ever, ever, another thingat a rehab facility.
You practice rehabilitation,right, like you practice walking
, and you practice, you know,doing things you do at home,
right, not here at this facility.
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We fed these people in theirrooms.
Now it used to be back in.
You only ate in a room if youwere sick.
If you were sick and you werejust physically unable to come
out to the dining room, then,yes, you got your tray delivered
to you.
Since we had COVID, we neverwent back to people coming down.
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Nobody came down.
The only time people came downwas when our activities person,
miss cindy.
She would go ask these peoplehey, do you mind you want to
come down and socialize and meetand greet other people, other
residents here?
And people will be like, yeah,and we used to have a lease, we
would get at least 12.
We were not equipped to do thatbecause we were still
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delivering.
So it was really a weirdsituation how to keep somebody
back to feed the people thatcame out and then still deliver
trays and everything.
This was the ongoing fight,because nursing was supposed to
bring down people and theywouldn't.
They wouldn't.
We had don's D-O-Ns come in andcome by and, like I had in my
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time there, I had roughly fourD-O-Ns in my facility.
It never worked and the onlytime it worked again was when
Cindy would go get them.
Any other time they wouldn'tcome down.
It was just impossible, right.
And then here's the funny,here's the kicker to it.
They would complain about thefood Like one guy oh my God,
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this one guy, we absolutelyrefused he would.
He would complain that his foodwas cold.
So one of the servers come upand say, mike, you gotta go to
his room.
He wants to talk to the personin charge.
I'm like, all right, cool, so Iwill go to his room.
And he would act like he wasangry.
He would have the audacity tobe angry with me.
He would slam something downlike that and be like I can't
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understand why my food is cold.
So I just got all like, youknow, all like a cold.
It's like, well, come on down.
Guess what?
If you come down to the diningroom, you get your food, food
hot, and you also you know what.
You can get refills, you canget seconds and you can get
whatever you want if you come ondown.
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You know how many times I hadto pitch that to people.
I pitched that just like that.
If I had the music back then, Iwould have played this as I was
coming to the room.
So back to this guy, I said,sir, if you would come on down,
I would have played this as Iwas coming to the room.
So back to this guy I said, sir, if you would come on down you
wouldn't have this problem.
And he was like well, last timeI was here I didn't have this
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problem.
I said I'm sorry that you'rehaving this problem now, but if
you come on down you can comeget the hottest food that I'm
providing here and refills andbread, all you want.
Only if you come on down.
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But they were stubborn.
They were stubborn so bad thatthey just refused.
And it's like I'm like, sir, isthe rehab facility?
I'm like, sir, do you eat inyour bed at home?
He said, well, no.
I said, okay, you are at arehab facility, you need to
practice rehabilitation.
Like, for example, you need topractice rehabilitation so when
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you go home you're ready and youwon't slip and fall.
Okay, you've been walking andyou've been doing all this and
guess what, you don't eat inyour bed Because you have to get
up and cook and everything.
So If you just Come on down,you will be practicing your own
rehab and, no matter how muchsense that made, it didn't work.
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After miss cindy like basicallyquit because she was the only
one doing it and there was emailsent out saying, hey, cindy's
not supposed to be doing thisand none of the nurses were
helping.
It's like what the heck are wesupposed to do, supposed to do?
Let it be known that nobody.
The last story, now this one, Ihave seen In multiple locations.
I've worked at hospitals, I'veworked at senior facilities,
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I've worked at rehab places.
The last one is the mostweirdest one possible.
When I used to work at thehospital, we had a specific
floor for the cuckoos, for thecrazy people, right, this one
one.
He just laid in his bed likejust feet, like he laid straight
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in his bed.
It was not, he's not turned tohis side or anything.
And the rare few times I had todeliver up there, you know I
would wave and just, you know,say hi briefly, as brief as
possible, and then keep itmoving.
That's what I was for me.
I just didn't like being inthere.
Right, that's what I was for me.
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I just didn't like being inthere.
So the one, this one guy I'mmaking an example of back in my
hospital days, um, he was cool,he was actually like just
chilling.
Yeah, you know, had an episode,I'm not crazy, just just had an
episode.
I said, okay, that's cool, butuh, what's?
You know?
He had brown on his lips.
Like what's the brown for?
He's like man.
You know he had brown on hislips, like what's the brown for?
He's like man, you know, I justate my own doo-doo.
It's cool.
I said what'd you say?
He said I ate my own doo-doo.
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Okay, sorry, man, that's when Ihad to get out of there because
that's, that's, that's, that'sbeyond, that's beyond crazy.
I couldn't, I couldn't,couldn't do it.
So I come back to the rehabcenter.
I had two of them, two of themwithin a span of a month, month
and a half.
The first one, the first guy, Iremember, he was just screaming
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.
He was just screaming.
I'm like what's going on here?
When he first came out, I'mlike welcome to my facility.
I'm the chef here.
I just want to know some of thethings you like to eat up here.
I just want to know some of thethings you like to eat.
So he's still screaming, ah.
I like I'm trying to be patient, like, hey, you know, sir, I
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just need to know what you liketo eat.
He's just still screaming, ah,ah, and I give up.
I left, I give up.
I can't handle this guy rightnow because he's just screaming
all all day.
I ain't got time for that, Iain't doing that right.
So I would come back.
And now he's screaming.
He has his whole hand, all theway up to the knuckles in his
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mouth.
He's got like, just go aheadand do it real quick.
That's how he's screaming, andhe's screaming so loud you can
hear it in the hallway.
Now what is this problem?
Like?
This is sc.
That's how he's screaming, andhe's screaming so loud you can
hear it in the hallway Ooh, ooh.
Now what is this problem?
Like?
This is scaring.
This is freaking me out.
I'm not built for this.
I'm here to cook food and benice to people, but he's got
this man screaming his lungs out, ooh, ooh.
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I'm like sir, what's yourproblem?
So nobody answered.
He didn't answer me.
He was on autopilot, whichmeans whatever special we had,
that's what he's getting.
He ain't communicating yougetting the special.
I'm not playing.
I'm not done playing games withhim, right?
So eventually he would calm down.
He would calm down a coupledays and all that stuff Started
(24:29):
eating some real food and thenhe started talking and stuff.
So I'm like like sir, you can'tyou realize?
You came in screaming.
He said yeah, man, I was havingissues.
Okay, I said you having issues,why aren't you in the psych
ward?
Why are you here at a rehabfacility?
He said I don't know why I'mhere, I'm just here.
I said, okay, cool, well, I'mlike you know, I'm like you know
.
Since I didn't get to talk toyou before you know, I was like
(24:51):
well, what do you like?
What do you like?
He said what do I like?
I like my own doodoo baby.
I said, and then I walked out.
He is on autopilot for the restof his time here.
We ain't going in, we ain'tgoing in this room.
We deliver, we just droppingoff at the nurse's station and
then we heading out.
We ain't playing Like, he'sjust playing with me.
I think he was playing with me,to be honest with you.
(25:12):
So that was one doodle man.
The second doodle man, thesecond one he was oh my God,
okay, so one.
The second doodle man had hisroom on absolute blast.
Now, normally with old folks,they like to keep their room hot
(25:33):
.
It's either they're extremelycold all the time and they like
it hot.
And this guy, he's a doodle manand he was thirsty all the time
.
So I need something to drinkand like.
So we would drop off trays.
And when patients first come in,I try to be like the first
person to drop off the tray tobasically see how crazy they are
, if they crazy or not.
So I go in here and he's like,hey, I drop off his tray To
(25:53):
basically see how crazy they are, if they crazy or not.
So I go in here and he's like,hey, I drop off his tray.
He's like hey, do you mindGetting me some water?
I said, okay, fine, where'syour cup?
At?
Okay.
So he shows he's like my cup's.
He points it has hair vaselineand some brown speckles.
(26:14):
I don't know what those brownspeckles are.
I look at the cup.
I'm like, okay.
I'm looking at the couple, like, okay, this is uh.
So okay, this is gonna be arough one because I I'm I'm
assuming like what's the brownspeckles?
What is the brown speckles?
I don't know what the brownspeckles are, but I I don't want
to touch his cup.
So I'm like, all right, I'll beright back.
(26:35):
So I leave and I asked thenurses and the a's hey, what's
going on with room 202?
I don't remember the numbers,remember 202.
He's getting get just hot inthere and there's vaseline, some
kind of stuff everywhere.
I'm nervous.
Why am I going in there?
He said oh, he a doodoo man.
I said he a doodoo man, he eatsa doodoo too.
(26:58):
He said yeah.
So I'm assuming the brownspeckles on the cup is doodoo.
They said no, that's his skin.
I said ooh, lord and Jesus,save us all.
I said okay.
So he said when you go in there, you better have gloves on,
mask on everything on when yougo in there, because I don't
know what's going on.
I said, man, thank you so muchfor telling me this information.
(27:22):
So the next time I go in thereat lunchtime and the thing about
it was this guy he came offvery intelligent, he seemed very
smart.
He's having a conversation.
He's like oh, yeah, I wouldreally like that.
He's like yeah, uh, could youmind putting blueberries in my
pancakes?
I said I could do that, noproblem, we're having a nice
(27:42):
conversation, like back andforth.
He didn't fill out his menusbut like whatever, that was a
problem with mostly everybody.
So eventually he always askedfor like can you refill my water
?
And then I would be gloved upall the way to my elbows Like I
can't believe I'm about to touchthis dude's cup, because that's
supposed to be skin and hairand some kind of Vaseline, like
(28:06):
what's going on here.
So I would go get his water.
I thought, drop off his tray.
I go get the water, ice andeverything, come back and then
no, and behold, he didn't haveblueberry pancakes on his mouth,
he had the brown smith.
The brown speckled the brownsmiths on his face.
I said man, sir, are you eatingthis thing?
I'm like, sir, are you eatingyour own doodle?
(28:30):
No, uh uh, this is brown.
I got a package of browniesover there and I look over the
brownies.
He did have brownies.
He legit had brownies overthere.
However, he was down to hislast two and there was no way he
could reach over there, grabthe brownie, eat it and smear it
all over his face.
So I'm like okay, sir.
(28:50):
So let it safe to say, I didn'tdeliver to his room much too
often because, no doubt about it, he was eating his own doo-doo
and that's the problem.
That's the problem when men docome into a rehab facility.
I know why we don't live aslong as women, because 80% of
(29:12):
the of the population ofresidents that came in were
women.
But us men, we over here eatingour own boo boo and stuff.
So that is the most disturbingthing I got.
And when it comes to the rehabcenter, so uh, yeah, that's
(29:34):
that's it.
Comes to the rehab center, soyeah, that's it.
That's the last time, hopefully, I talk about the rehab center.
Got to get that out of mysystem because that stuff was
nasty.
Doodle man Say, I'm a doodleman baby.
Oh shit, that's nasty.
I'm your host.
Michael Gillespie of the WDYM.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
I will see you guys later on.
(29:55):
Peace out, girl Scout, boyScout.
Peace doodle man.
Ha ha, ha ha.
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