We Aren't Friends's Podcast

We Aren't Friends's Podcast

Five Flaccid Failures talking about the topics you want to hear about and some you don’t, but it’s our podcast so deal with it. We aren’t friends and you will hear it in our conversations.

Episodes

December 15, 2023 72 mins

Trigger Warning! In this episode we discuss sex work and whether or not it should be legalized. Should everyone really be a winner? or is that mentality ruining our society? Can I finally guess and AI movie correct? And finally we dive into some cancel culture.

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We Are BACK!!! The gang is all here (with 1 major recasting). What has everyone been up to after 3 years away???? Where does everyone draw the line with dangerous sex? Can a pet be too dangerous to own if you have kids? And where does everyone stand on the new Snow White movie? should we cancel or is it going to be more Disney magic? Our new Co-host has a new segment and AI might take over this podcast. 

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November 28, 2020 55 mins

Garcia is back! F,M,K with Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving. Rob and True have terrible takes. The group discusses sex therapy and if they would try it if their intimacy began to fizzle out. Has  social media destroyed social interactions and should school begin limiting access to them. NEW SEGMENT ALERT. For "Cancel Culture" we discuss if Charli D'Amelio and her sister should be cancelled following backlash. T...

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November 19, 2020 49 mins

Garcia is fired?? In this episode we explore the idea of receiving money in exchange for allowing our significant others a 1 night stand. How outrageous is the idea and does everyone really have a price? We spend some time recapping the election and discussing our thoughts on possible changes to the process. We for go celebrity gossip this week to instead discuss the upcoming holiday season and what it means with Covid still preval...

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October 30, 2020 55 mins

ELECTION SPECIAL: Does sex education have a place in our public school system and should it be optional? We discuss our thoughts on the subject and touch on the sex education we received growing up. We also discuss low voter turnout. Why does almost half the population choose not to vote? We find out that one of us has never voted and its not who you would think. Celebrity Gossip revolves around Antonio Brown this week and whether ...

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October 15, 2020 50 mins

Group discussion on how each of us learned about the birds and the bees.  We find out that Rob is a freakin  weirdo. Austin and Rob discover a crazy behavior they used to share. We move on to the more serious topic about a COVID 19 vaccine. Will things go back to normal? a new normal? and would you get the vaccine early on? We touch on the rumors surrounding Naya Rivera's ex husband and her sister. True talks for a minute and ...

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October 7, 2020 52 mins

Sorry for the delay, Garcia sucks. We start by discussing whether or not we would be able date someone who is asexual. Mrs. Bushybutt stops by to lend a female perspective (maybe she replaces True?). We move on to discussing the state of the NFL Covid crisis with more players testing positive. During celebrity gossip we talk about the Britney Spears conservatorship lawsuit and give our opinions. True tries his best to insult our li...

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September 10, 2020 53 mins

What would you do if your partner was allergic to your sperm? We discuss that. In a more serious note we talk about the lives and legacies of Kobe Bryant and Chadwick Boseman. Two great men lost too soon. We then hop into celebrity gossip and discuss the Bella Thorne Onlyfans controversy. True does his thing and then we wrap it up. 

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August 27, 2020 52 mins

Things get interesting as we discuss what kinks are too kinky for us. Is anything too kinky for Austin? We dive into the more serious conversation of assisted suicide, should it be legal? Celebrity gossip discusses John Krasinski and whether or not he sold out by selling "Some Good News". Question of the day. Should we cancel True's Truth?

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August 13, 2020 48 mins

We get a little more serious this episode and show we are more than just funny. What would you do if your significant other told you they had an Onlyfans? We discuss how we would react if we found out one of our parents wasn't really biological. During celebrity gossip we discuss the fall from grace of Ellen DeGeneres with the recent allegations. True does his comments thing again and still sucks.

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July 28, 2020 52 mins

We try to get ourselves in trouble before we even begin. Controversial topic right off the bat. Then we discover who all doesn't really love their significant others. Its crazy. We talk about all the speculation surrounding Dr. Disrespect. True says some stupid shit (maybe gets kicked off the podcast). Some of us suck so we introduce ourselves at the end. Finally, Austin says some inspirational shit. Boom description done!

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