We Don't Have Time For This

Gem’s now a matcha girlie — congrats on your new grown-up drink, babe! It’s giving wellness AND expensive pond water. We also discovered the wholesome corner of the internet that is “Dad, How Do I?” and it’s giving us all the feels. Then Revz throws a lil thought experiment our way, making us get all reflective about our fave and least fave parts of parenting. Which somehow leads us straight to h...

The bad news is Gem’s away, but we couldn’t leave your ear holes empty this Tuesday so we roped in a surprise new co-host! Americano is on the mic and spilling everything: from the first time he met Revz, to his elite snack line up and the icks that he doesn’t have. We talk couples therapy, navigating life as a team, and what it really means to show up for your person. Plus, he gets all gooey and tells us why he a...

This week, we kick off with a standing ovation for our knight in shining armour — Show Daddy — who bravely waded into the comment section of our viral reel to battle trolls with nothing but logic and Show Daddy energy. Then we dive into the DL poll results that left Gem absolutely shooketh. But not as shook as she is about discovering that people are out here actually meal prepping? Like… on purpose? We also take...

Boobs first, always. Go on, give ‘em a check. We’ll wait. Revz is back with a very uplifting curse update — but if you like sushi, maybe sit this one out (or at least put your chopsticks down). Yes, it’s that gross. Yes, we issued a trigger warning. And yes, we spiral into a very important chat: when exactly do you need a trigger warning for rank stuff? In other news, Revz has finally locked in her birt...

We're kicking off with a good ol’ Revz Hack™️ (because who doesn't love a shortcut that makes parenting slightly easier?) But buckle up, DLs, because after that, things take a turn. A sharp one. Revz is feeling the heaviness of the internet right now — the trolls, the pressure, the performative noise — and she’s not sure she wants to keep showing up in a space that’s starting to feel more to...

The Curse Continues. Revz’s car is plagued with fruit flies, we know what you’re thinking… what the actual f*ck? Just when you think it can’t get weirder, something not mail turns up in her letterbox and we’re one spooky coincidence away from staging a full moon cleansing. Someone call a reiki master? PLUS — we’re dropping the biggest news of 2025: WHO IS SHE? is coming to a stage near you...

Serious question to kick things off: how do you order your coloured pencils? Because there is one correct way and the other 63 are chaos. Next up, 92% of you have major party anxiety and this is not helping Revz’s 40th plans. And speaking of turning 40… Gem’s having feelings about cosmetic surgery.  Are we betraying body positivity by making augmentations or is it choice feminism? Is it internalised shame? S...

Busta’s at it again, busting Revz’s balls like it’s his full-time job. This time, he’s developed a new fear... and we’re all collectively wondering, can he not? In other news, Gem’s got a new side hustle. Yep, she’s now the unofficial queen of teaching kids how to ride bikes. Then, we’ve been getting your messages, your DMs, and your signals from the universe. How do we support our pa...