June 13, 2024 • 49 mins
We Out Da Mud Episode 4 is about pet peeves and stuff that annoys you.
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(00:00):
Don't do it for these people who get tough and gonna lie
(00:02):
Like I ain't had to city-fly private real time
I had niggas at the clan port that never been to the airport
Acting like they got an attitude, fuck it, you here for it
Go back to the middle and bite my back, what you there for?
Brooke boys hanging on the king, why would you care for, I'm here for it
Everybody that was with me when I had that bad storm
Everybody acting like they with me on this last song
5 AM in Philly, right around I got my mask on
(00:25):
These times y'all pass on
Hang on your brother like, that's a bad job
Yo yo what up, what up, this is Nile, North Philly, you know what I mean
The best side, you know what I mean
We Out The Mud, I'm here with my bro
Yo yo, it's Marty from We Out The Mud, West Philly
Yo yo, we got the rap, rap, you know what I mean
Nah nah, you know what I'm saying
(00:45):
We from West Philly, North Philly, We Out The Mud
This is episode 5, I wanna shout out everybody
I wanna thank everybody for tuning in
Listening to episode 4, Middle and Bandit
You know what I'm saying
That joke going crazy bro
Oh man, I just wanna thank everybody for the downloads
For the listening, for the repose
For sharing all y'all stories
(01:07):
Just showing us love man
Um, episode 5, pet peeves
Know a lot of y'all out there got a lot of pet peeves
Alright, so before we jump into that
I would like to thank, attending I said thank you, appreciate it
It's like, this is about telling people to listen to it
Even if they don't listen, the simple fact is y'all go out and tell people to listen to it
(01:29):
And then y'all fucking with us
And since y'all fucking with us, we fucking with y'all
Yes, sure
So that's truly appreciated, I can't like
It's crazy, the type of, I'm stuttering and shit
It's crazy the amount of love we get
I'm getting choked up and shit bro
Yeah, it's love, like, real
Bro man, you know what I'm saying
Like, we really appreciate it
Yeah, we truly appreciate it
(01:49):
But before we start, nah, you already know
I was listening to one of the most toxic songs in the world
That I ever heard of
And it is Trey Songz' Smartphones
Smartphones, don't look at that y'all
Smartphones, dumb shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He talking all that shit, right?
(02:10):
With his phone, what, pocket doll or something?
Yep, yep
And you know what he said, soon the curse start
I'ma lie, I'ma run to her and lie right to her face
To her face
I don't know what I'm gonna say
That's what he says, I don't know what I'm gonna say
But he gonna say whatever it takes
Bro, you do know, there's a lot of men on the couch
(02:32):
And Father's Day coming up
We already don't get no kiss as is
I'm sorry
Oh my God bro
Don't get it, man
We might do something for Father's Day
I don't know for sure, we might do something for Father's Day
Maybe, I don't know
Oh my God
But that's what he said
Smartphones, dumb shit
I always thought that anyway
They got smart water but dumb people buying it and drinking it
(02:56):
Right
They got these smart phones
And they do dumb shit
Dumb motherfuckers
They do dumb shit on it
You know what I'm saying?
But you got run to
Pocket doll, I mean it is not for you
You were supposed to get caught
He said, he said he was gonna maybe you should tell her it was a joke
But who I'm kidding, she ain't slow
You know where you're at, you got a bunch of girls laughing and giggling in the background
Saying I don't want my girl to know
(03:16):
So I'ma tell her it was a joke
Yeah, R.B. saying that, I mean they had parties all the time
I'm not just saying that, man
You know what I'm saying?
You know they got parties all the time, man
So, alright, so before we-
Black men don't cheat
Black men don't cheat
Alright, so before we start
We wanna know how many y'all was middle room bandits
(03:38):
And do y'all know any middle room bandits right now
And why the hell y'all not helping them get the fuck out their parents' house?
Y'all, they ain't y'all's house
Alright, I spoke my piece
I spoke to you, bro
Alright, so this episode is gonna be about ped pees and shit
Oh, man
Shit that get on your nerves and shit that y'all don't like
Nah, you wanna start it off?
Oh, no, yeah, fuck that
(04:00):
Go ahead
Why the fuck when we in line
At a grocery store, a poppy store
Any kind of store where you gotta stand in line and pay for your shit
Or just do anything that got to do with standing in line
Why the fuck y'all gotta be on people's backs
(04:20):
Like y'all they back pockets on their jeans, motherfucking
Olive on their heels
Treat that shit like COVID
Back the fuck up
You know what I'm saying?
Like back up, bro
Like you're on my fucking back
Like my shirt
Like I'm ready to elbow the shit out you for real for real
Y'all for real, man
Like that shit get on my nerves, bro
(04:41):
You be painting this shit on the counter
The motherfucker on the back of your hill
I hate that shit, dog
Like what the fuck
I know my jeans ain't coming with you on them
Why you on my ass, pimp?
Use some space, dog
Six inches like come on
Bro, and then
I don't know if it's only in Philly
Go ahead
(05:02):
But my cousin had it on his gram and shit
What's up
Why the fuck do y'all double park instead of parking?
Y'all niggas do that shit in one way street, too
Oh my God
Yo
Oh my God
It be a spot in the front of them
It be a spot in the back of them
It be a spot across the street
(05:25):
Why the fuck do y'all double park when it's parking spots right there
And then y'all got a nerve
Go ahead
To have a full blown conversation
In the middle of the fucking street
In the middle of the busiest fucking street
And then get mad when you hunt the horn
And then get mad
I'm gonna tell y'all this
Since y'all so tough and gangster
(05:48):
Somebody gonna crack your motherfucking melon, man
Because first of all, you went the wrong
You ain't do that shit when you went to driving school
Right
You ain't see your homie when they took you in the driving test
And pulled the fuck over with the driving instructor in the car
What the fuck, man
Mom, man, that's one
And not to get off that
Y'all little motherfuckers on them bikes
(06:09):
Delivering that food
Y'all getting on my fucking nerves
Why?
Bro, this shit started to look like overseas, man
Why you say that?
It be like nine bikes
Ashy ass feet
I don't even own
I pick my food up, man
I don't even want to deliver it, man
Look like you don't wash your ass, man
(06:30):
You ain't digging in your basket
Passing me my motherfucking burger and fries, man
True, true
I go to crack my bag, shit smell like ass and fucking feet
Fuck, man
Oh, for me, bro
When I used to catch the bus every day
The niggas that stand right in front of the front door
Yeah
Bro, if you want to back the fuck up so I can get on the bus
(06:51):
What? You so scared of him anyway
You a man, walk through the back
Back the fuck up
Bro, back the fuck up, please
Because you make me look for work, I'm going to be mad, dog
Bro, they don't move
Like, excuse me, they move a little bit
Yeah, it's scoot over
That big ass book bag
Walk your ass to the fucking back with them kids, dog
(07:12):
Bro, that shit hurt me, bro
And hold on
What's up?
Just for the corporate world
Go ahead
When you send a motherfucking email
You pull to say good morning
To whatever you're sending that email to
You just don't send an email
Just start sending demands of what you need
Or what the person didn't do the day before at the job
(07:35):
Say good morning, motherfucker
Exactly, bro
You walking people houses and don't speak
If you do, you should have never come back to that crib again
And I don't like when people give you a weak hand shake
Oh, yeah
Face tell, John
Yeah, bro
I don't
I never shake your hand again
Bro, that's annoying
I never shake your shit again
(07:56):
That's annoying
That shit feel like wet tissue
It do
Or when somebody don't give you a head nod back
Bro, if I head nod you, it's not just my head nod, bro
Oh, I don't give a head nod niggas
You don't give a head nod niggas
When back in my area with a head nod
Man, that nigga about to rob your ass
I don't really do head nods
You know what I'm saying?
Hold up
Back to the driving
To all y'all motherfuckers that be hard assing
(08:18):
Y'all doing 60 into 25, 30
Just to get to the red fucking light
Dickheads
You cutting people off almost causing a fucking accident
Just to get to the same light
Bro, you know what I realized though
When I'm driving like I do
Motherfuckers don't use their turn signals
Oh, no
You just turning left
It's the turn left nigga
What?
(08:38):
Oh, oh
They only usually doing the driving test
Oh, fuck
That's it
Are y'all
Oh, lord
You don't see motherfuckers with their seatbelt on?
They don't really see belt, you're right
Damn, they see belt bro
Yeah
Sometimes I don't see belt
But yeah, that's crazy bro
Or, no
This is another pet peeve of mine
What's up?
A motherfucker call your phone at three o'clock
(08:59):
You might be working
You might be in here
Right
You call them back 301, 302
They don't answer
What the fuck you been doing for this
Dog, that shit pisses me the fuck off
Motherfucker, you just called my phone
You are not that busy
You was free enough to call me nigga
Y'all like bro
(09:20):
And then they wait couple hours or a day
Yo bro, my batting all man
Fuck you and that
Y'all nigga
Give a fuck about what you talking about
You know what I'm saying?
And y'all better stop riding people bumpers
I'm telling y'all
Oh yeah
Motherfuckers be having bad days
And you keep the same back in the day man
Stop riding people bumpers
They gonna turn around
(09:40):
Shoot the shit out of you man
Smack the shell out of you bro
Beat your ass
All that shadow boxing and shit
Until you got a really box nigga
Correll and some crazy people out there
And y'all need to stop riding people bumpers bro
The bill, wherever you going
The bill ain't gonna pick up and leave
The bill is not going nowhere bro
It's not going nowhere
(10:01):
What the fuck you trying to haul ass
Cutting people off to get to a job
That will fire your ass
Even if you on time a year
For a whole year
True
You know what I mean?
Slow the fuck down
It's never that important bro
And stop
We don't wanna hear y'all conversations on the bus
Bro stop using speaker phone bro
Y'all motherfuckers getting on the bus playing y'all music
(10:24):
Y'all ain't got air phones bro
You got AirPods and shit
Nigga you go buy a pair of Airpods on fucking Amazon for $10
That's what I'm saying
We don't wanna hear your talk shows
We don't
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas rolling up L's on the bus
Yeah
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all doing too much bro
Oh you know I hate y'all
When I got my headphones in
And motherfuckers y'all talk to me
(10:44):
Right
Bro like I'm not talking to y'all
I'm not in a talking mood
I got my earphones in
That's where you hear it now
Exactly
Don't be hitting your ear telling me to take my shit out
Who the fuck are you?
Nah nigga I ain't taking nothing out
Nobody asking me questions dawg
And what's up with this new shit at the stores though?
(11:07):
What's that?
You pay for your shit at a corner store or a poppy store
Right
They give you the bag to put your shit in
They do that? I don't work here
They do that?
Yeah
I ain't been to a poppy store in so long bro
You pay for your shit
Right
The motherfucker will take the plastic bag handed to you
(11:29):
So you can put your shit you paid for in the bag
If you don't get the fuck out here
Lift that glass up with your scary ass
And put my shit in my bag that I paid for
And then they wanna keep your change
If my change say 13.86
Right
Give me 13.86 nigga
(11:50):
Right
Give me my bread man
It's another Pep Piva man
Let me get me my shit with a bag
Like I pulled the pin in the bag
Another Pep Piva man is
I don't know when
I worked at Johnny's before
Right
But I never was on a register
I'm a stock boy
So now I'm a customer so I gotta check myself out now
(12:16):
Oh yeah when you got it
Self checkout
Everywhere in Giant, the Giant I live at everywhere is self checkout
They don't even got like
But at self checkout it say 10 items to less, 15 to less
Motherfuckers taking whole carts
Yeah
No like going to the regular line
You fucking up the express line
(12:37):
Fucking up the express line
You know what I'm saying, motherfuckers trying to get in and out
No but at my joint, at my joint there's no cash registers
Like there's no cash registers
It's all self checkout
Oh so people going home with that five finger discount
I would
Scooter?
No you wouldn't
I wouldn't
Fuck
You wouldn't
Come on man
He's lying
(12:57):
He's frauding y'all
Cash is punching
What's another Pep Piva?
Oh man
Alright
Oh my God
Go ahead
I hate lazy coworkers man
Oh shit
I hate them man
You know what I'm saying because
It make it hard for the good coworkers man
Yeah I mean then you got your thorough boss or your supervisor
(13:20):
You know what I'm saying
They want to keep
Yo you know what I mean I fuck
I mean I know I got you man
I mean like you need that day off
Or you need some OT I got
No fuck that
Make this lazy motherfucker work man
Right
They coming with all kinds of illnesses
They make up
Bro
You get what I'm saying
They don't know what the fuck they doing
(13:40):
They half assing
You know what I mean
I understand your supervisor saying they appreciate it
But that make the person that's working hard
And make them want to quit
Yeah
Or look for another fucking job
Yeah
Because especially if y'all doing the same job
Right
It's you and your partner
Right
You supposed to have each other back
(14:01):
Right
Not trying to be slick and have the one that know what they doing
Do all the fucking work
But you getting all the fucking credit
Right
Same credit this person getting
No
Right
Lazy motherfucker
Lazy motherfucker
Even quit
Or get on your A game
I hate that shit man
Oh I hate
I hate supervisors that never did the job
(14:24):
And then they try to explain to you the job
Bro would you ever
Would you ever stock boy before
No
So why are you telling me how to do this
If you never did it you come straight from college
Oh I know what to do now
Bro like please
Hey
That's like a boss like playing basketball trying to tell you how to play football
No
The crazy part is
You gotta play football
How you gonna tell this man
(14:45):
How to play football you play basketball
Listen I know I talk about working at McDonald's a lot
Right
Cause I did
But there's a lot of funny shit at McDonald's
So I had a manager
He worked at
Foot Locker
Right
Became a manager at McDonald's
Right
He was in a morning shift
From 8
12 o'clock
(15:05):
It's slow
So I'm standing at the top of the drawer
Talking to the customer and the people on the right
Right
So I see the manager walk out
He left the kitchen area over and made sandwiches and shit
I'm thinking he can go to the bathroom
I ain't say nothing
I'm looking
This nigga kept going
He left
Left
Walked out the door
You were one for him bro
(15:25):
Some people just know bro
Shit ain't cut out
He didn't even think it
Shit ain't cut like
Bro he make it through the whole day man
He's
No
No
That's my pet peeve bro
Oh man
I got a pet peeve but I'm the one that do it
So I keep it a bean seed
Keep it a bean
So my family hate
When I leave the little corner juice
Oh you do that?
Yeah
(15:45):
Nah
I do
I do
I do
You know what I mean I can't lie
You know what I mean?
Nah I don't do that
I do man like you know what I'm saying
I don't know why I do it
I be making up looking out
Somebody get a little cup
My wife I don't do that shit but my kids
My wife hate that shit
So why the fuck would you leave this little spot all up
I'm like one thing
(16:06):
Stop y'all let me like I did it
Because I didn't
Like who's your kids
Bro what's up with some other pet peeve you got?
I'm trying to think of something I do
Oh I hate getting woken up
I do too
I hate that shit
But I can wake everybody else up
You get it
But don't wake me up
How the fuck that work bro
How the fuck do that work like me
(16:27):
For me I don't like getting woken up
So I don't wake nobody up
Yeah so like leave me the fuck alone
I don't wake you up in a heartbeat bro
Oh oh oh it's the pet peeve of mine
What?
All right so like I shouldn't say this but fuck it
When Christmas and shit come around
I don't like giving gifts
(16:49):
You don't like giving gifts?
No
You're the Grinch
I'm not the Grinch
I'm not the Grinch
What you calling?
Fuck you talking about you're not the Grinch
I just don't like it
Why don't like giving gifts bro?
I don't know
You gotta find out what you
Oh bro they gonna whip your ass
I don't like it
So like people like so people like
Why you I'm like don't you I'm like so
I've trained myself to not expect nothing from nobody
(17:11):
That way I don't gotta give nothing to anybody
Bro you the Grinch bro
The crazy part is that you can come to me whenever you need it
Like when you need bread anything I got you
I'm just not giving you a gift for Christmas
I'm glad you brought that up because this is a fucking commercial that I hate
It's a bad people mind because it seem like this commercial
And to all the real men out there
(17:32):
Keeping a bean with me
On Christmas
Dumbass jewelry commercial come on see like every time either you don't have a job
You and your lady going through it
Right
And I know y'all I know y'all know the commercial
I think
You chillin in the crib
Riding in business
(17:54):
And say you wanna ploy
Every kiss begins with cash
I fucking knew it
Fuck up man
I fucking knew it
Sure I show the diamond and all that
Sure
They say nah sure how much you love her
By giving the triple diamond ring
Show a commercial saying the job is hiring you bitch
(18:14):
And then your lady give you that look like
That is a nice necklace
You be like I hate that fucking commercial bro
I feel you bro
Real rap bro
Cause they don't where are commercials at during Christmas
Just don't make commercials bro
See we gotta talk about that too bro
We gon talk we gon talk
You know what I mean
We gon get the leavening bro
You gon kick them in the front of the room
(18:35):
What else what else Pap P
Oh I don't like
I don't like y'all y'all school kids man
I don't like them either bro
I don't like y'all
I don't like them either
I mean I don't wish y'all no harm but I don't like y'all school kids man
I don't like them either bro
Because y'all ignorant man
Oh my god the worst
I know me and my squad probably did it too
But y'all y'all ruthless like
Y'all ruthless
(18:55):
We used to get out the old people way
Right
Y'all get out they way
Y'all holding up the motherfucking store shooting videos
Bro take that shit around your way bro
I'm trying to buy my snacks
You know what I'm saying
My munchies and all that
I'm fucking up my shit bro
One time right back to school thing
(19:16):
I was on the bus right
Me and a couple of my coworkers was on the bus
Next thing you know school kids come on
Bunch of girls
So we paying no mind
Next thing you know one girl
Yeah she out there all sucking dick and shit
Your bitch was like in sixth grade
Absolutely girl in sixth grade
And my friend was like oh my god she was sucking dick
She was like yeah sucking dick over here
I'm like one fight like three niggas
I'm like yo that's wild
That's vicious man
(19:37):
For a little kid be doing on the bus though like
Hey hey see it's how see look
Again I never pet people man
But you know I said the bus
To y'all sceptor drivers
Y'all know it ain't enough fucking room
We ran out of standing room
Like stop letting people still get on the fucking bus
And you keep saying move back
(19:57):
Bitch there's nowhere else to go
The fuck you want me to stand on a chair
Keep us saying behind your little line
Yeah motherfucking stop
What you got a quota
What y'all got a quota or something bro
There's no more fucking room
Oh yeah and for y'all sceptor drivers
Back door decay like come on
Come on y'all never open the back door
I don't know why
Like like like it's packed on this drum
(20:20):
You still stopping keep it going
Keep it going
Yeah push through
Nutt
Push through
That ass man I got a lot what else what else
What else is there
What else is there
Oh I got a tape
Uh this is this is a pet peeve
Not really something crazy
Right
But I don't like when motherfuckers say like a good rapper can't rap
(20:41):
A good rapper can't rap
Yeah like niggas say Drake can't rap
Or somebody said Nas can't rap
Or somebody said
That's because they either don't like the artist
Or don't understand the artist
Because it took me a minute
Like I ain't gonna say a lie
Like I ain't a Nas fan
I never really listened to none of Nas albums
(21:02):
But did you ever say you can't rap though
Oh no no I never said that
That's what I'm saying
No I'm saying like
Only time I said he couldn't rap when he was battling Jay-Z
That's different
And then he just battled
That's different
He's a hell of a spiller
You're joking
See so they say motherfuckers can rap can't rap
How old are these people seeing this
They kids though
They kids though that shit don't matter
It don't matter
That shit don't matter
(21:23):
That thing's f**ked by them
Oh another thing
Oh I don't like when you say you don't like a popular song
And motherfuckers say you don't know music
So like around the time of Lo-Wing went to jail
And he came out with uh
What is it single for the night?
Oh single yeah
All right I'm the biggest Lo-Wing fan
Everybody know me know I'm the biggest Lo-Wing fan
(21:44):
Right
I hate that f**king song
Oh that was under No Sillings, D.R.
Yeah I hate that f**king song
No that was my shit
I hate the single for the night
I ain't gonna lie that was my shit
I hate that joke
I can't f**k that was my shit
I hate that joke
Then they come to me and say
Oh you don't know music Marty
I'm like
That was under No Sillings was all right
This whole joke was fired
That was all right bro
You know what I'm saying brother
(22:05):
That's like when beans drop
Fill it in the air
Right
A lot of motherf**kers didn't like that song
Word?
A lot of motherf**kers did not
I remember when he dropped that joke
A lot of people were saying
Oh B-Wing was so
What's up W-Wing
That joke was hot
Did they listen to the words of the song like that?
That's what I'm saying motherf**kers
(22:27):
Ears ain't like
They ain't really listening to the lyrics man
Right
Like you know what I mean
Oh Mother Pet P
Good
When you listen into a song
Somebody f**king call your phone
And f**k your whole track up
Oh my God
Like come on bro
And then when you try to go back to the song
(22:48):
It start all over
It ain't the same
It start all over
You already vibing
Yeah
And then
I hate when I'm listening to music
You didn't be the motherf**ker you don't even want to talk to
Yeah
I hate when I'm listening to music
And like the text didn't go off
Oh yeah
I'm like bro
What the f**k
Especially when I'm in the car
My phone stay on like vibrate
I'm like f**k that I don't want to hear it
I hate that shit
(23:10):
I got another pet peeve
Go ahead
I don't like it man
And I don't just go for my wife
I don't like when people around me
They got their phone face upside down
Like face the opposite way
Face down
Face down
I don't like that
Why not
I don't know
What the f**k you trying
(23:30):
You hiding something
No
I don't like it
That's a pet peeve
I don't like it
Sometimes I see myself doing that
But I flip it back around
Because I don't got nothing in the eyes
Why the f**k am I face to face
You ain't no attorney
You ain't no lawyer
Why my phone face down
Yeah
F**k
Taking a picture of the motherf**king silver
Whatever
Oh
(23:51):
They call it gaslighting now
But I don't like when people say
Like bro I saw you f**king do it
How you going to tell me you didn't do it
You know what I'm talking about
Like you tell me
My son do that all the time
Son do this shit
Why he be like he ain't doing it
All the time
All right
Say like all right
All right so I got young kids right
Right
So the only one of my kids
(24:11):
That can really like open up bottles
And juices and shit with no problem
Is my oldest son
Right right right
So we chilling
Go in the refrigerator
Fresh juice
Nobody touched it
Sh**t halfway empty
All right
I come
Look right at him
I'm like bro
You was the only one in the kitchen
That's one
(24:32):
Right right
Two why is half of the f**king juice going
He's like I didn't do it
I didn't have no juice
I'm like
That's because they think they're
Going to get in trouble
The first
The first thing they thinking is
And is how you go at them
Yeah
You go at them aggressive
They already like
Now I'm not saying I'm
(24:53):
No I ain't drinking
Right
Knowing they dead
But if you would have went
You don't do juice
Don't lie
Don't lie
Say don't lie that don't work bro
See my daughter
Don't lie
Please because I ain't going to be
I ain't going to be able to tell when you not lying
Yeah true
Don't lie to them
You know what I mean
You drunk the juice
You drunk the juice
I'm going to curse you out a little bit
(25:14):
A little bit
You drunk the juice
Now go to the store give me another one
You'll sit to the sink
Yeah give me another one
That was a pet peeve man
That was another pet peeve man
I don't like the fact that they bring you this baggy s**t bag
We talked about it already
Yeah man
But I don't f**k that s**t
Man you already know my outcome with that man
F**k them baggy jeans
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F**k them baggy shirts
Baggy hoodies
Because when I was in the baggy era
Right
I got talked about like a dog
What else?
F**k them baggy jeans
I hate social media
You hate social media?
Yes
No like the fake s**t on social media
I'm trying to say
My motherf**kers take 75 pictures
And post it each day
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You know at the crib
Because they're on vacation
That's what I'm talking about
Once you get
My pet peeve with social media is
Muf**kers be
I ain't saying
You know what I mean?
Muf**kers are still a muf**ker
Quote
Mean
Post
And when they even say where they got them from
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They'll crop that s**t all out
Pay on their s**t like they did it
Look at you and that a** out there man
F**k that s**t
You don't own it
I do it's on my page
F**k you talk about
You ain't even know this s**t wasn't around
Know this s**t
That's my pet peeve
Because you know
I ain't buy on social media a lot
Of course
You know what I'm saying?
Of course
Yeah I mean I ain't buy a lot on social media man
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I ain't buy have hard times on social media
And say they don't
Right
And the ones that do keep it real on social media
They don't give a f**k what people think
You know what I'm saying?
They get looked at as
Oh they crazy
I wouldn't tell anybody
My business
No they ain't
I mean they can stand what they do
And they can look themselves in the mirror
And be happy of how they living man
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Oh nothing about social media
I don't like how people feel this though
Where they got problems
They run their social media
And tell their whole business
Yeah
I don't like that
I ain't showing that ever man
I don't like how people
I did it though
I did bro
When social media first came out bro
I was one of them like
(27:20):
Motherf**kers had problems
I'm on my lot
Yeah f**k you
You know what I'm saying
I'm coming
But I was younger then
You feel what I'm saying?
I wouldn't do it now though
And people cry when they crowd on social media
No I hate when they in the hospital
And they got tools and shit all in their nose
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And they say pray for me
Motherf**kers
You took time
You about to die
And you gonna post your ass
And you gonna post your ass
In that gown from Chopped
You say Chopped? Oh yeah
Chop the kids or her for the adults
Presbyterian
Presby
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And say pray for me
No pick the phone down and you pray for yourself
What the f**k wrong with you?
I hate that shit bro
I hate that shit bro
Oh my god
Or they be crying on there
Yeah they on their phones like
It's like they get their phone
And then they automatically go live
And start crying and stuff
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No I got a pep for you
I got a pep f**king for you
I hate when
It's a person in the family
That's smart
That's intelligent
And then
The older one
Always depend on
The smart one
No
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You can do it yourself first
All they do is
Keep calling this one family member
That shit irks the f**k out of me
Bro
You're a grown ass person
You're grown
Put your big f**king girl pants on
Put your big boy pants on
You keep calling
Uncle such and such for all the answers
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You keep calling your niece or your
Daughter for all the f**king answers
And you older than them
That shit irks the f**k out of me
And then when the person say
They busy or they can't
Do it you got a nerve to
Get a f**king attitude
Sit your goofy ass down
It's my pep
It's your pep
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Oh man
What about sports
You got any sports pep
Yeah
My sports pep is this
When a team be up by like
20, 30
Then they lose by 10
How the f**k
Like bro
Or football
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Bro
I'ma talk about my peps bro
Relax
Breathe
You had a lead from the first quarter
All the way to the fourth
You know my nothing
You trying to hit that
And then
Two minutes left
In the fourth
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We lose by three
Motherf**ker
What you bout to give me high blood pressure
Bro we got Ninerz fans
We got Ninerz fans listening
Ninerz fans
Listening
I almost said something but listen
To all y'all Ninerz fans
We see y'all again
I ain't even gonna
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We see y'all again
I ain't even gonna be respectful
Because it ain't
It's not y'all fault
That y'all cheated my peps
It ain't y'all fault
We know who faulted it
Oh no you know what I hate
My f**king sports
When a team is trash
And they continue to be trash
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Prime example Detroit Pistons
The Browns
From like 2000 to like last year
But you
You ain't lying but
What's funny a lot of them bum ass teams getting nice
Yeah they getting nice now
But 23 years
For the Browns I'm talking about the Browns
The Eagles was that
The Eagles was trash for awhile
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60 plus years without a ring
No no not having a ring
Is one thing but for this being I'm talking about like
Garbage
Yeah Eagles is garbage bro
We got a lot of Eagles fans listening
I don't care
Like the Detroit Lions
They good now
No they not
Oh I forgot your Packers fan
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They are not good bro
They are not good bro
We ain't gonna keep doing that
Oh I'm back on music
You know why I don't like
When artists don't grow with their fans
Like
What I'm saying like
Who I say
Soulja Boy
There's not everybody who ain't young
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Yeah doing the Soulja Boy dance
Snapping and shit alright
So as you your fans grow
I'm figuring you grow with them
Alright the dancing was cool when we was young
Alright what's going on now
Cause you an adult millionaire
Oh you still doing dancing and shit
I'm not
Listening to that sorry bro
I'll get what you're saying cause
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Jay Z did it with the 4 4 4
Alright you ain't
In your 50's
On the corner selling dope or shooting
Right Kiss did that with his last album too
Right and your fans
If you 45 almost 50
You know your fans just
The same age
So I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
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Kiss
Talking about the bodega
Exactly cause Kiss not in the bodega
He ain't in the bodega no more now he can tell us
How it was when he was in the bodega
Tell the young kids
What to look out for they trying to be
Hustlers in front of the bodega
That's something different
You supposed to grow
With your fans and your fans supposed to grow
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With you too cause some fans be wanting
The old artists and like
Hov said you want the old Hov
Go cop the old CDs
They mature
But my pet peeve
Go with them fucking artists
They don't keep enough music coming out
They know they fucking hot
And they wanna drop one fucking mixtape
Or one album every four years
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Oh yeah the real hot ones
Oh come on
Prime example
I listen to Bruno Mars
Bruno who? Bruno Mars
You listen to Bruno Mars? Yes Bruno Mars
His last album was fire but that shit came out
2015
That shit came out when we was working at Target
This boy say he listen to Bruno Mars
Yes I listen to Bruno Mars
(33:55):
That shit came out when we was working at Target
Yeah bro but I wasn't listening to Bruno Mars
You don't gotta listen to Bruno Mars
Everybody listens to their own thing
Bruno Mars though bro
Bruno Mars is nice bro
And they got a band everything
That's some damn music
That's some damn music
I think so yes
Alright okay
(34:17):
What was I trying to say though
Or a prime example who else
Alright a lot of people listen to Frank Ocean
Alright
I don't listen to Frank Ocean but a lot of people listen to Frank Ocean
Right
What?
Frank Ocean I think his last
Album came out like 2016 bro
You know why
I think like 2016
(34:39):
But that's what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying like
People that
If you're an artist and you're hot
You gotta keep us with that music man
Fuck all that
I got 30 songs in the vault
Or
I got this album
Already done and you don't drop it
You know what I'm saying
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That's why I fuck with Kevin Gates bro
That's why I do
Joe Buttons was rapping that's why I fuck with Joe Buttons
You know what I'm saying
The locks they never held music
You know what I'm saying
They probably got some shit people got in theirs
But when it came to they fans
And they heard they fans say
We need more of this
We need more of the locks we need more kids styles
(35:23):
We need more fad
We need more rest in peace DMX
They deliver
Same with Drake
Deliver to his fans
You know what I'm saying
Kendrick you deliver to your
Fans
Where the last time you dropped before this shit
You dropped like 2 years ago
That's too long bro
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Especially nowadays the fast food
We had a person like 50
Dropping in the fucking mix city every fucking day
Lil Wayne was the mix tape king
He was the mix tape king
Me did it
Famous
Me too he was in jail
I think like real me too
That's my pet peeve with that music shit
I have a pet peeve
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I got to do with the neighbors
Clean up after your fucking animals
Your dog
Big ass human shit on the sidewalk
Stepping in that shit
Get a fucking food board school book
Or a doggy bag
Let the dog shit up man
Oh nothing about neighbors bro
Like I said
I hate messy neighbors who front
(36:29):
I can't walk on the sidewalk cause you got
All this shit bro
Sorry about my neighbors man I'm out there on evil
My direct
Neighbor school but the neighbors at the end of the block
So
My crib is like my house
My block is like a quarter sec so you go down
There's a parking lot at the end turn and come back up
The park
So when you go down and come back up
(36:51):
That house at the end corner have shit
Like everywhere
I don't know they don't listen to the
Probably don't
Don't know bro
They probably do
But I'm not saying where I live at bro
But still though
That corner house
Is just so
Junkie and it makes a whole
(37:13):
You know it got that one neighbor to make the whole
Block look bad
That's what that is bro
I don't like that shit though man because
That shit represent
Everything
So what else
My pet peeve is
What else is a pet peeve of mine
Man
They niggas
(37:35):
That show they draw still
And y'all need to
Listen
This is another one too
So all the doctors out there
And the scientists
Y'all need to do a test on all these young
Men that wear ski masks in the 90
Degree weather
Y'all need to take their
Ass off the street
(37:57):
Put them in a chemistry lab
See what the fuck is going on
There's no way it's 90 plus degrees
And you're wearing all black
Listen
There's no way
And they don't be sweating
What the fuck is going on
When I go outside
I got my little cookout towel
You know that is
(38:19):
We have them full ski
Masked snowsuits on
And chilling
What we mean
Back in the day
Young high said that young
It's a hot and summer day
West Philadelphia feel like Cali now
I forgot what the fuck young high was
I don't really think
Oh yeah young high
(38:41):
I don't remember
That's what I'm saying
Even though
They was hot
When they was younger
They kept us with music
But as they got older
They had to go with real life
Had to get jobs
Lot of them got booked too
Lot of them got locked up
(39:03):
And they had to go on that one
Rap DVD era
The head shot era
Alright
Pepe's man
If you all got pepe's let us know
Another pepe
Y'all motherfuckers be having people walking y'all
Farts
Dirty butt motherfuckers
Y'all be doing them silent
(39:25):
Farts man and walk off and the motherfucker
Walk all in that shit all in your nose
Your mouth
I thought about something
Say somebody breast thing right
And you want to say their breast thing
You need to offer some gum and they say no
Oh no see that's the thing
You going to take this piece of that
Cause I'm going to tell you
Up to your face like yo your brof's thing
(39:47):
Like if somebody offer you some gum
That mean your breast thing
People did that
Bro I told my miss that bro
I told my wife that bro
And she do this thing with her noob
She be like no
Get the fuck out of here
You ain't touch your nose the whole time
You know what I mean
Get the fuck out of here dog
(40:09):
You know what I'm saying
If somebody offer you a mint
Take that gum bro
They try and say your shit
Holler than a lamp
That's what they try and tell you
You got that shit kicking like that
Back in the day dollar part
Oh the dollar part back in the day
Yeah that shit kicking
What else what else
(40:31):
You got any relationship pet peeves
Oh I got one
Yeah I hate dog
So my wife and daughter
I'm like I get good hugs dog
I hate when
They come around me playing like I be
Chillin
Give me a hug
Like yo if you don't get the fuck out of me right now
While I'm watching this game
(40:53):
That's one of my pet peeves
Is
When you in bed right
And my wife her feet be cold
She put her cold ass feet on me
Oh she put on my legs
You don't get your cold ass feet off me dog
What's up with you she do that shit all the time
Alright I know my wife
Pet peeve she hate this
I got a thing with
(41:15):
It be early in the morning
Like 5, 6 in the morning
I will have a
Full blown conversation
With her
Wake up out of her sleep
Oh bro she hate that shit
That's what I
If Lutz can kill
I'll be dead right now
I will wake her up
(41:37):
Getting ready to leave off the crib
For work or whatever bro
Or if it's the weekend
Just feel like talking
Give me 5,000
Yo whack with the old dude
She be like what
How the fuck you always do that
My wife pet me
She eat when I tickle her
They say I tickle true wrong
(41:59):
I tickle true wrong
I used to do that stop when my wife was laying down right
I used to walk up to her and put your nose
Hey yo
She hate that
I stopped doing that though she said she hate that
I used to do that shit all the time
What else man
It's fun for me picking on my wife though
What a level pet
Yeah yo
(42:21):
Listen man
This a pet peeve too
Fellas it's nothing wrong with saying what's up
To a motherfucker you don't know
Stop gritting on people
I don't do grits
I like oatmeal
Stop gritting on me bro
Just say what's up
It's nothing wrong with saying what's up bro
You gritting from the corner
(42:43):
Until I get to the fucking
Other end of the block
You think I ain't supposed to think you might
Try to do something to me or you got a problem with me
There's no need to check everybody's temperature bro
Yeah just say what's up bro
I don't know you
You don't know me
Why the fuck are we gritting
At each other bro I do oatmeal
I don't write grits
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What else what else I'm trying to think
That's probably
What about parenting pet
Do your kids do
All right
I hate that my daughter
Will get in the car
And you be talking to her
And the whole time she don't hear you
Cause she got her earphones on 90
And they don't even go to 90 dog
(43:29):
I hate that shit
My pet peeve is I hate the fact that
My two oldest son always
My two oldest kids always argue
No matter what it is
Yesterday they was arguing over
I think like
Playing a game
Or something like that
Today's argument is that yo you need to do this
No I don't need to do that
(43:51):
Shut up stupid no you stupid
Both of y'all shut up
With my daughter and son arguing
That should be funny
That should be funny too bro
I don't want to hear it
My daughter lucky she got a thorough big brother
Cause she is my little sister I would have been
Plucked her ass
I would have boooed
My daughter when she done with shit
(44:13):
She just throw it up and walk away
So she had a tablet right
So she had a tablet right
So she was at a tablet right
So she just
When she done if it die or something
She would just throw it up in the air
Oh shit
So
So my wife's sister
Is
(44:35):
Got PTSD from that shit
Cause every time she come to my house
Now she don't put her feet on the floor
She have her feet on the couch cause my daughter do her tablet up
And it smash slam on her foot
My daughter she
She throw everything
I was sleep
And she went something from her cup she throw a cup in my head
That's a joke
On instagram with that
(44:57):
It's a lady
And she like
When you dare your son
I think boy young boy even had a cup
Or a remote and hit his mom
Dead in the mint with that joke
I was like ooo he was a young boy
But I know she was
Mad as hell
My daughter do that when
She got changed to pull up and shit
(45:19):
She grab the pull up and wipes
And throw them at you
I'm like stop throwing shit at me
Little 4 year old girl
Oh what another pet peeve
But it means she about to be 4 this year
But still stop throwing shit at me
Little girl
Yeah man y'all got pet peeve
Let's know man
My girl pet peeve
(45:41):
Stop sending
If you work in the corporate world
You sending emails to somebody
You pull up to greet them
You don't fucking just start
You send me an email you don't say good morning
I said nothing you just start
Telling me what the fuck
Fuck you
In that email
Fuck you in that email
(46:03):
Yeah and the lazy ass coworkers
Fuck out here
Want to paycheck but don't want to do the work
I think
I think we should dive deeper into the coworking joke
Yeah
I think we should have an episode about that joke
Yeah cause that shit real
Yeah that shit real man
But yeah man you already know man
I mean I hope you know
(46:25):
This pet peeve joke man
Oh no to y'all nut ass barbers too
Fuck out here man
Still have conversations
On the phone you going outside
Having non cigarette breaks
Non cigarette breaks
Go let a fucking poppy store be next to the barbershop
Now they want to go get breakfast sandwiches
They tell you, you say yo how many you got
Oh I ain't nobody in the chair
(46:47):
You get these four motherfuckers
Waiting to get a cut
You just told me you ain't had nobody motherfucker
Yeah I mean wash your hands too
Yeah true
Yeah everybody
Wash your fucking hands man
You should not be shitting nobody up
And your shit smell like Gucci, cologne and doodle
Boy not just that though
That's not a pet peeve
(47:09):
Like when you go to the bathroom
And like people just walk out
And we're not washing our hands
Everybody
We just left a pandemic
Wash your hands
When we get to this
Fucking coworker shit bro
It's not just coworkers, customers too though
It's the thing that don't wash their hands
Bro please wash your hands
(47:31):
Wash your fucking hands
It take
19 seconds
19 seconds
Man to wash your hands
Please
Stop pissing
Stop shitting
It ain't washing your mittens
Doop your fingers ass
Bro and that's not what we're about to do
(47:53):
So let us know
What was y'all pet peeves
Episode 5 baby
Pet peeves man
And again like always
Thank everybody for listening
Truly appreciate it
For fucking with us
For fuck with y'all
So I mean not anything you want to tell them
Man summertime man
(48:15):
To all the young bucks man
Y'all have a safe summer
Enjoy y'allself but stay low key like the bottom lot
Yeah I mean
Don't be in a way like the commercial man
Stay out the way man
For what
That's it and you want to tell them
And before y'all leave y'all crib
Leave with common sense because they try to make it
Common not to have sense and I'll holler
(48:37):
And like I always say
Is you fucking with me
Cause I'm fucking with you
I'm ready in the streets
So what am I to do
I don't want you to leave
But if I gotta choose
And I gotta keep it all the way 100 baby
Mm-mm-mm
Cause I don't got no time for you
What the fuck
(48:59):
No time I'm too busy making money
I don't got no time for you
We out
Gotta give them a little P&B rock
What's in peace
Don't do it for these people who get tough and gonna lie
(00:02):
Like I ain't had to city-fly private real time
I had niggas at the clan port that never been to the airport
Acting like they got an attitude, fuck it, you here for it
Go back to the middle and bite my back, what you there for?
Brooke boys hanging on the king, why would you care for, I'm here for it
Everybody that was with me when I had that bad storm
Everybody acting like they with me on this last song
5 AM in Philly, right around I got my mask on
(00:25):
These times y'all pass on
Hang on your brother like, that's a bad job
Yo yo what up, what up, this is Nile, North Philly, you know what I mean
The best side, you know what I mean
We Out The Mud, I'm here with my bro
Yo yo, it's Marty from We Out The Mud, West Philly
Yo yo, we got the rap, rap, you know what I mean
Nah nah, you know what I'm saying
(00:45):
We from West Philly, North Philly, We Out The Mud
This is episode 5, I wanna shout out everybody
I wanna thank everybody for tuning in
Listening to episode 4, Middle and Bandit
You know what I'm saying
That joke going crazy bro
Oh man, I just wanna thank everybody for the downloads
For the listening, for the repose
For sharing all y'all stories
(01:07):
Just showing us love man
Um, episode 5, pet peeves
Know a lot of y'all out there got a lot of pet peeves
Alright, so before we jump into that
I would like to thank, attending I said thank you, appreciate it
It's like, this is about telling people to listen to it
Even if they don't listen, the simple fact is y'all go out and tell people to listen to it
(01:29):
And then y'all fucking with us
And since y'all fucking with us, we fucking with y'all
Yes, sure
So that's truly appreciated, I can't like
It's crazy, the type of, I'm stuttering and shit
It's crazy the amount of love we get
I'm getting choked up and shit bro
Yeah, it's love, like, real
Bro man, you know what I'm saying
Like, we really appreciate it
Yeah, we truly appreciate it
(01:49):
But before we start, nah, you already know
I was listening to one of the most toxic songs in the world
That I ever heard of
And it is Trey Songz' Smartphones
Smartphones, don't look at that y'all
Smartphones, dumb shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He talking all that shit, right?
(02:10):
With his phone, what, pocket doll or something?
Yep, yep
And you know what he said, soon the curse start
I'ma lie, I'ma run to her and lie right to her face
To her face
I don't know what I'm gonna say
That's what he says, I don't know what I'm gonna say
But he gonna say whatever it takes
Bro, you do know, there's a lot of men on the couch
(02:32):
And Father's Day coming up
We already don't get no kiss as is
I'm sorry
Oh my God bro
Don't get it, man
We might do something for Father's Day
I don't know for sure, we might do something for Father's Day
Maybe, I don't know
Oh my God
But that's what he said
Smartphones, dumb shit
I always thought that anyway
They got smart water but dumb people buying it and drinking it
(02:56):
Right
They got these smart phones
And they do dumb shit
Dumb motherfuckers
They do dumb shit on it
You know what I'm saying?
But you got run to
Pocket doll, I mean it is not for you
You were supposed to get caught
He said, he said he was gonna maybe you should tell her it was a joke
But who I'm kidding, she ain't slow
You know where you're at, you got a bunch of girls laughing and giggling in the background
Saying I don't want my girl to know
(03:16):
So I'ma tell her it was a joke
Yeah, R.B. saying that, I mean they had parties all the time
I'm not just saying that, man
You know what I'm saying?
You know they got parties all the time, man
So, alright, so before we-
Black men don't cheat
Black men don't cheat
Alright, so before we start
We wanna know how many y'all was middle room bandits
(03:38):
And do y'all know any middle room bandits right now
And why the hell y'all not helping them get the fuck out their parents' house?
Y'all, they ain't y'all's house
Alright, I spoke my piece
I spoke to you, bro
Alright, so this episode is gonna be about ped pees and shit
Oh, man
Shit that get on your nerves and shit that y'all don't like
Nah, you wanna start it off?
Oh, no, yeah, fuck that
(04:00):
Go ahead
Why the fuck when we in line
At a grocery store, a poppy store
Any kind of store where you gotta stand in line and pay for your shit
Or just do anything that got to do with standing in line
Why the fuck y'all gotta be on people's backs
(04:20):
Like y'all they back pockets on their jeans, motherfucking
Olive on their heels
Treat that shit like COVID
Back the fuck up
You know what I'm saying?
Like back up, bro
Like you're on my fucking back
Like my shirt
Like I'm ready to elbow the shit out you for real for real
Y'all for real, man
Like that shit get on my nerves, bro
(04:41):
You be painting this shit on the counter
The motherfucker on the back of your hill
I hate that shit, dog
Like what the fuck
I know my jeans ain't coming with you on them
Why you on my ass, pimp?
Use some space, dog
Six inches like come on
Bro, and then
I don't know if it's only in Philly
Go ahead
(05:02):
But my cousin had it on his gram and shit
What's up
Why the fuck do y'all double park instead of parking?
Y'all niggas do that shit in one way street, too
Oh my God
Yo
Oh my God
It be a spot in the front of them
It be a spot in the back of them
It be a spot across the street
(05:25):
Why the fuck do y'all double park when it's parking spots right there
And then y'all got a nerve
Go ahead
To have a full blown conversation
In the middle of the fucking street
In the middle of the busiest fucking street
And then get mad when you hunt the horn
And then get mad
I'm gonna tell y'all this
Since y'all so tough and gangster
(05:48):
Somebody gonna crack your motherfucking melon, man
Because first of all, you went the wrong
You ain't do that shit when you went to driving school
Right
You ain't see your homie when they took you in the driving test
And pulled the fuck over with the driving instructor in the car
What the fuck, man
Mom, man, that's one
And not to get off that
Y'all little motherfuckers on them bikes
(06:09):
Delivering that food
Y'all getting on my fucking nerves
Why?
Bro, this shit started to look like overseas, man
Why you say that?
It be like nine bikes
Ashy ass feet
I don't even own
I pick my food up, man
I don't even want to deliver it, man
Look like you don't wash your ass, man
(06:30):
You ain't digging in your basket
Passing me my motherfucking burger and fries, man
True, true
I go to crack my bag, shit smell like ass and fucking feet
Fuck, man
Oh, for me, bro
When I used to catch the bus every day
The niggas that stand right in front of the front door
Yeah
Bro, if you want to back the fuck up so I can get on the bus
(06:51):
What? You so scared of him anyway
You a man, walk through the back
Back the fuck up
Bro, back the fuck up, please
Because you make me look for work, I'm going to be mad, dog
Bro, they don't move
Like, excuse me, they move a little bit
Yeah, it's scoot over
That big ass book bag
Walk your ass to the fucking back with them kids, dog
(07:12):
Bro, that shit hurt me, bro
And hold on
What's up?
Just for the corporate world
Go ahead
When you send a motherfucking email
You pull to say good morning
To whatever you're sending that email to
You just don't send an email
Just start sending demands of what you need
Or what the person didn't do the day before at the job
(07:35):
Say good morning, motherfucker
Exactly, bro
You walking people houses and don't speak
If you do, you should have never come back to that crib again
And I don't like when people give you a weak hand shake
Oh, yeah
Face tell, John
Yeah, bro
I don't
I never shake your hand again
Bro, that's annoying
I never shake your shit again
(07:56):
That's annoying
That shit feel like wet tissue
It do
Or when somebody don't give you a head nod back
Bro, if I head nod you, it's not just my head nod, bro
Oh, I don't give a head nod niggas
You don't give a head nod niggas
When back in my area with a head nod
Man, that nigga about to rob your ass
I don't really do head nods
You know what I'm saying?
Hold up
Back to the driving
To all y'all motherfuckers that be hard assing
(08:18):
Y'all doing 60 into 25, 30
Just to get to the red fucking light
Dickheads
You cutting people off almost causing a fucking accident
Just to get to the same light
Bro, you know what I realized though
When I'm driving like I do
Motherfuckers don't use their turn signals
Oh, no
You just turning left
It's the turn left nigga
What?
(08:38):
Oh, oh
They only usually doing the driving test
Oh, fuck
That's it
Are y'all
Oh, lord
You don't see motherfuckers with their seatbelt on?
They don't really see belt, you're right
Damn, they see belt bro
Yeah
Sometimes I don't see belt
But yeah, that's crazy bro
Or, no
This is another pet peeve of mine
What's up?
A motherfucker call your phone at three o'clock
(08:59):
You might be working
You might be in here
Right
You call them back 301, 302
They don't answer
What the fuck you been doing for this
Dog, that shit pisses me the fuck off
Motherfucker, you just called my phone
You are not that busy
You was free enough to call me nigga
Y'all like bro
(09:20):
And then they wait couple hours or a day
Yo bro, my batting all man
Fuck you and that
Y'all nigga
Give a fuck about what you talking about
You know what I'm saying?
And y'all better stop riding people bumpers
I'm telling y'all
Oh yeah
Motherfuckers be having bad days
And you keep the same back in the day man
Stop riding people bumpers
They gonna turn around
(09:40):
Shoot the shit out of you man
Smack the shell out of you bro
Beat your ass
All that shadow boxing and shit
Until you got a really box nigga
Correll and some crazy people out there
And y'all need to stop riding people bumpers bro
The bill, wherever you going
The bill ain't gonna pick up and leave
The bill is not going nowhere bro
It's not going nowhere
(10:01):
What the fuck you trying to haul ass
Cutting people off to get to a job
That will fire your ass
Even if you on time a year
For a whole year
True
You know what I mean?
Slow the fuck down
It's never that important bro
And stop
We don't wanna hear y'all conversations on the bus
Bro stop using speaker phone bro
Y'all motherfuckers getting on the bus playing y'all music
(10:24):
Y'all ain't got air phones bro
You got AirPods and shit
Nigga you go buy a pair of Airpods on fucking Amazon for $10
That's what I'm saying
We don't wanna hear your talk shows
We don't
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas rolling up L's on the bus
Yeah
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all doing too much bro
Oh you know I hate y'all
When I got my headphones in
And motherfuckers y'all talk to me
(10:44):
Right
Bro like I'm not talking to y'all
I'm not in a talking mood
I got my earphones in
That's where you hear it now
Exactly
Don't be hitting your ear telling me to take my shit out
Who the fuck are you?
Nah nigga I ain't taking nothing out
Nobody asking me questions dawg
And what's up with this new shit at the stores though?
(11:07):
What's that?
You pay for your shit at a corner store or a poppy store
Right
They give you the bag to put your shit in
They do that? I don't work here
They do that?
Yeah
I ain't been to a poppy store in so long bro
You pay for your shit
Right
The motherfucker will take the plastic bag handed to you
(11:29):
So you can put your shit you paid for in the bag
If you don't get the fuck out here
Lift that glass up with your scary ass
And put my shit in my bag that I paid for
And then they wanna keep your change
If my change say 13.86
Right
Give me 13.86 nigga
(11:50):
Right
Give me my bread man
It's another Pep Piva man
Let me get me my shit with a bag
Like I pulled the pin in the bag
Another Pep Piva man is
I don't know when
I worked at Johnny's before
Right
But I never was on a register
I'm a stock boy
So now I'm a customer so I gotta check myself out now
(12:16):
Oh yeah when you got it
Self checkout
Everywhere in Giant, the Giant I live at everywhere is self checkout
They don't even got like
But at self checkout it say 10 items to less, 15 to less
Motherfuckers taking whole carts
Yeah
No like going to the regular line
You fucking up the express line
(12:37):
Fucking up the express line
You know what I'm saying, motherfuckers trying to get in and out
No but at my joint, at my joint there's no cash registers
Like there's no cash registers
It's all self checkout
Oh so people going home with that five finger discount
I would
Scooter?
No you wouldn't
I wouldn't
Fuck
You wouldn't
Come on man
He's lying
(12:57):
He's frauding y'all
Cash is punching
What's another Pep Piva?
Oh man
Alright
Oh my God
Go ahead
I hate lazy coworkers man
Oh shit
I hate them man
You know what I'm saying because
It make it hard for the good coworkers man
Yeah I mean then you got your thorough boss or your supervisor
(13:20):
You know what I'm saying
They want to keep
Yo you know what I mean I fuck
I mean I know I got you man
I mean like you need that day off
Or you need some OT I got
No fuck that
Make this lazy motherfucker work man
Right
They coming with all kinds of illnesses
They make up
Bro
You get what I'm saying
They don't know what the fuck they doing
(13:40):
They half assing
You know what I mean
I understand your supervisor saying they appreciate it
But that make the person that's working hard
And make them want to quit
Yeah
Or look for another fucking job
Yeah
Because especially if y'all doing the same job
Right
It's you and your partner
Right
You supposed to have each other back
(14:01):
Right
Not trying to be slick and have the one that know what they doing
Do all the fucking work
But you getting all the fucking credit
Right
Same credit this person getting
No
Right
Lazy motherfucker
Lazy motherfucker
Even quit
Or get on your A game
I hate that shit man
Oh I hate
I hate supervisors that never did the job
(14:24):
And then they try to explain to you the job
Bro would you ever
Would you ever stock boy before
No
So why are you telling me how to do this
If you never did it you come straight from college
Oh I know what to do now
Bro like please
Hey
That's like a boss like playing basketball trying to tell you how to play football
No
The crazy part is
You gotta play football
How you gonna tell this man
(14:45):
How to play football you play basketball
Listen I know I talk about working at McDonald's a lot
Right
Cause I did
But there's a lot of funny shit at McDonald's
So I had a manager
He worked at
Foot Locker
Right
Became a manager at McDonald's
Right
He was in a morning shift
From 8
12 o'clock
(15:05):
It's slow
So I'm standing at the top of the drawer
Talking to the customer and the people on the right
Right
So I see the manager walk out
He left the kitchen area over and made sandwiches and shit
I'm thinking he can go to the bathroom
I ain't say nothing
I'm looking
This nigga kept going
He left
Left
Walked out the door
You were one for him bro
(15:25):
Some people just know bro
Shit ain't cut out
He didn't even think it
Shit ain't cut like
Bro he make it through the whole day man
He's
No
No
That's my pet peeve bro
Oh man
I got a pet peeve but I'm the one that do it
So I keep it a bean seed
Keep it a bean
So my family hate
When I leave the little corner juice
Oh you do that?
Yeah
(15:45):
Nah
I do
I do
I do
You know what I mean I can't lie
You know what I mean?
Nah I don't do that
I do man like you know what I'm saying
I don't know why I do it
I be making up looking out
Somebody get a little cup
My wife I don't do that shit but my kids
My wife hate that shit
So why the fuck would you leave this little spot all up
I'm like one thing
(16:06):
Stop y'all let me like I did it
Because I didn't
Like who's your kids
Bro what's up with some other pet peeve you got?
I'm trying to think of something I do
Oh I hate getting woken up
I do too
I hate that shit
But I can wake everybody else up
You get it
But don't wake me up
How the fuck that work bro
How the fuck do that work like me
(16:27):
For me I don't like getting woken up
So I don't wake nobody up
Yeah so like leave me the fuck alone
I don't wake you up in a heartbeat bro
Oh oh oh it's the pet peeve of mine
What?
All right so like I shouldn't say this but fuck it
When Christmas and shit come around
I don't like giving gifts
(16:49):
You don't like giving gifts?
No
You're the Grinch
I'm not the Grinch
I'm not the Grinch
What you calling?
Fuck you talking about you're not the Grinch
I just don't like it
Why don't like giving gifts bro?
I don't know
You gotta find out what you
Oh bro they gonna whip your ass
I don't like it
So like people like so people like
Why you I'm like don't you I'm like so
I've trained myself to not expect nothing from nobody
(17:11):
That way I don't gotta give nothing to anybody
Bro you the Grinch bro
The crazy part is that you can come to me whenever you need it
Like when you need bread anything I got you
I'm just not giving you a gift for Christmas
I'm glad you brought that up because this is a fucking commercial that I hate
It's a bad people mind because it seem like this commercial
And to all the real men out there
(17:32):
Keeping a bean with me
On Christmas
Dumbass jewelry commercial come on see like every time either you don't have a job
You and your lady going through it
Right
And I know y'all I know y'all know the commercial
I think
You chillin in the crib
Riding in business
(17:54):
And say you wanna ploy
Every kiss begins with cash
I fucking knew it
Fuck up man
I fucking knew it
Sure I show the diamond and all that
Sure
They say nah sure how much you love her
By giving the triple diamond ring
Show a commercial saying the job is hiring you bitch
(18:14):
And then your lady give you that look like
That is a nice necklace
You be like I hate that fucking commercial bro
I feel you bro
Real rap bro
Cause they don't where are commercials at during Christmas
Just don't make commercials bro
See we gotta talk about that too bro
We gon talk we gon talk
You know what I mean
We gon get the leavening bro
You gon kick them in the front of the room
(18:35):
What else what else Pap P
Oh I don't like
I don't like y'all y'all school kids man
I don't like them either bro
I don't like y'all
I don't like them either
I mean I don't wish y'all no harm but I don't like y'all school kids man
I don't like them either bro
Because y'all ignorant man
Oh my god the worst
I know me and my squad probably did it too
But y'all y'all ruthless like
Y'all ruthless
(18:55):
We used to get out the old people way
Right
Y'all get out they way
Y'all holding up the motherfucking store shooting videos
Bro take that shit around your way bro
I'm trying to buy my snacks
You know what I'm saying
My munchies and all that
I'm fucking up my shit bro
One time right back to school thing
(19:16):
I was on the bus right
Me and a couple of my coworkers was on the bus
Next thing you know school kids come on
Bunch of girls
So we paying no mind
Next thing you know one girl
Yeah she out there all sucking dick and shit
Your bitch was like in sixth grade
Absolutely girl in sixth grade
And my friend was like oh my god she was sucking dick
She was like yeah sucking dick over here
I'm like one fight like three niggas
I'm like yo that's wild
That's vicious man
(19:37):
For a little kid be doing on the bus though like
Hey hey see it's how see look
Again I never pet people man
But you know I said the bus
To y'all sceptor drivers
Y'all know it ain't enough fucking room
We ran out of standing room
Like stop letting people still get on the fucking bus
And you keep saying move back
(19:57):
Bitch there's nowhere else to go
The fuck you want me to stand on a chair
Keep us saying behind your little line
Yeah motherfucking stop
What you got a quota
What y'all got a quota or something bro
There's no more fucking room
Oh yeah and for y'all sceptor drivers
Back door decay like come on
Come on y'all never open the back door
I don't know why
Like like like it's packed on this drum
(20:20):
You still stopping keep it going
Keep it going
Yeah push through
Nutt
Push through
That ass man I got a lot what else what else
What else is there
What else is there
Oh I got a tape
Uh this is this is a pet peeve
Not really something crazy
Right
But I don't like when motherfuckers say like a good rapper can't rap
(20:41):
A good rapper can't rap
Yeah like niggas say Drake can't rap
Or somebody said Nas can't rap
Or somebody said
That's because they either don't like the artist
Or don't understand the artist
Because it took me a minute
Like I ain't gonna say a lie
Like I ain't a Nas fan
I never really listened to none of Nas albums
(21:02):
But did you ever say you can't rap though
Oh no no I never said that
That's what I'm saying
No I'm saying like
Only time I said he couldn't rap when he was battling Jay-Z
That's different
And then he just battled
That's different
He's a hell of a spiller
You're joking
See so they say motherfuckers can rap can't rap
How old are these people seeing this
They kids though
They kids though that shit don't matter
It don't matter
That shit don't matter
(21:23):
That thing's f**ked by them
Oh another thing
Oh I don't like when you say you don't like a popular song
And motherfuckers say you don't know music
So like around the time of Lo-Wing went to jail
And he came out with uh
What is it single for the night?
Oh single yeah
All right I'm the biggest Lo-Wing fan
Everybody know me know I'm the biggest Lo-Wing fan
(21:44):
Right
I hate that f**king song
Oh that was under No Sillings, D.R.
Yeah I hate that f**king song
No that was my shit
I hate the single for the night
I ain't gonna lie that was my shit
I hate that joke
I can't f**k that was my shit
I hate that joke
Then they come to me and say
Oh you don't know music Marty
I'm like
That was under No Sillings was all right
This whole joke was fired
That was all right bro
You know what I'm saying brother
(22:05):
That's like when beans drop
Fill it in the air
Right
A lot of motherf**kers didn't like that song
Word?
A lot of motherf**kers did not
I remember when he dropped that joke
A lot of people were saying
Oh B-Wing was so
What's up W-Wing
That joke was hot
Did they listen to the words of the song like that?
That's what I'm saying motherf**kers
(22:27):
Ears ain't like
They ain't really listening to the lyrics man
Right
Like you know what I mean
Oh Mother Pet P
Good
When you listen into a song
Somebody f**king call your phone
And f**k your whole track up
Oh my God
Like come on bro
And then when you try to go back to the song
(22:48):
It start all over
It ain't the same
It start all over
You already vibing
Yeah
And then
I hate when I'm listening to music
You didn't be the motherf**ker you don't even want to talk to
Yeah
I hate when I'm listening to music
And like the text didn't go off
Oh yeah
I'm like bro
What the f**k
Especially when I'm in the car
My phone stay on like vibrate
I'm like f**k that I don't want to hear it
I hate that shit
(23:10):
I got another pet peeve
Go ahead
I don't like it man
And I don't just go for my wife
I don't like when people around me
They got their phone face upside down
Like face the opposite way
Face down
Face down
I don't like that
Why not
I don't know
What the f**k you trying
(23:30):
You hiding something
No
I don't like it
That's a pet peeve
I don't like it
Sometimes I see myself doing that
But I flip it back around
Because I don't got nothing in the eyes
Why the f**k am I face to face
You ain't no attorney
You ain't no lawyer
Why my phone face down
Yeah
F**k
Taking a picture of the motherf**king silver
Whatever
Oh
(23:51):
They call it gaslighting now
But I don't like when people say
Like bro I saw you f**king do it
How you going to tell me you didn't do it
You know what I'm talking about
Like you tell me
My son do that all the time
Son do this shit
Why he be like he ain't doing it
All the time
All right
Say like all right
All right so I got young kids right
Right
So the only one of my kids
(24:11):
That can really like open up bottles
And juices and shit with no problem
Is my oldest son
Right right right
So we chilling
Go in the refrigerator
Fresh juice
Nobody touched it
Sh**t halfway empty
All right
I come
Look right at him
I'm like bro
You was the only one in the kitchen
That's one
(24:32):
Right right
Two why is half of the f**king juice going
He's like I didn't do it
I didn't have no juice
I'm like
That's because they think they're
Going to get in trouble
The first
The first thing they thinking is
And is how you go at them
Yeah
You go at them aggressive
They already like
Now I'm not saying I'm
(24:53):
No I ain't drinking
Right
Knowing they dead
But if you would have went
You don't do juice
Don't lie
Don't lie
Say don't lie that don't work bro
See my daughter
Don't lie
Please because I ain't going to be
I ain't going to be able to tell when you not lying
Yeah true
Don't lie to them
You know what I mean
You drunk the juice
You drunk the juice
I'm going to curse you out a little bit
(25:14):
A little bit
You drunk the juice
Now go to the store give me another one
You'll sit to the sink
Yeah give me another one
That was a pet peeve man
That was another pet peeve man
I don't like the fact that they bring you this baggy s**t bag
We talked about it already
Yeah man
But I don't f**k that s**t
Man you already know my outcome with that man
F**k them baggy jeans
(25:36):
F**k them baggy shirts
Baggy hoodies
Because when I was in the baggy era
Right
I got talked about like a dog
What else?
F**k them baggy jeans
I hate social media
You hate social media?
Yes
No like the fake s**t on social media
I'm trying to say
My motherf**kers take 75 pictures
And post it each day
(25:56):
You know at the crib
Because they're on vacation
That's what I'm talking about
Once you get
My pet peeve with social media is
Muf**kers be
I ain't saying
You know what I mean?
Muf**kers are still a muf**ker
Quote
Mean
Post
And when they even say where they got them from
(26:17):
They'll crop that s**t all out
Pay on their s**t like they did it
Look at you and that a** out there man
F**k that s**t
You don't own it
I do it's on my page
F**k you talk about
You ain't even know this s**t wasn't around
Know this s**t
That's my pet peeve
Because you know
I ain't buy on social media a lot
Of course
You know what I'm saying?
Of course
Yeah I mean I ain't buy a lot on social media man
(26:38):
I ain't buy have hard times on social media
And say they don't
Right
And the ones that do keep it real on social media
They don't give a f**k what people think
You know what I'm saying?
They get looked at as
Oh they crazy
I wouldn't tell anybody
My business
No they ain't
I mean they can stand what they do
And they can look themselves in the mirror
And be happy of how they living man
(27:00):
Oh nothing about social media
I don't like how people feel this though
Where they got problems
They run their social media
And tell their whole business
Yeah
I don't like that
I ain't showing that ever man
I don't like how people
I did it though
I did bro
When social media first came out bro
I was one of them like
(27:20):
Motherf**kers had problems
I'm on my lot
Yeah f**k you
You know what I'm saying
I'm coming
But I was younger then
You feel what I'm saying?
I wouldn't do it now though
And people cry when they crowd on social media
No I hate when they in the hospital
And they got tools and shit all in their nose
(27:41):
And they say pray for me
Motherf**kers
You took time
You about to die
And you gonna post your ass
And you gonna post your ass
In that gown from Chopped
You say Chopped? Oh yeah
Chop the kids or her for the adults
Presbyterian
Presby
(28:03):
And say pray for me
No pick the phone down and you pray for yourself
What the f**k wrong with you?
I hate that shit bro
I hate that shit bro
Oh my god
Or they be crying on there
Yeah they on their phones like
It's like they get their phone
And then they automatically go live
And start crying and stuff
(28:25):
No I got a pep for you
I got a pep f**king for you
I hate when
It's a person in the family
That's smart
That's intelligent
And then
The older one
Always depend on
The smart one
No
(28:47):
You can do it yourself first
All they do is
Keep calling this one family member
That shit irks the f**k out of me
Bro
You're a grown ass person
You're grown
Put your big f**king girl pants on
Put your big boy pants on
You keep calling
Uncle such and such for all the answers
(29:09):
You keep calling your niece or your
Daughter for all the f**king answers
And you older than them
That shit irks the f**k out of me
And then when the person say
They busy or they can't
Do it you got a nerve to
Get a f**king attitude
Sit your goofy ass down
It's my pep
It's your pep
(29:31):
Oh man
What about sports
You got any sports pep
Yeah
My sports pep is this
When a team be up by like
20, 30
Then they lose by 10
How the f**k
Like bro
Or football
(29:53):
Bro
I'ma talk about my peps bro
Relax
Breathe
You had a lead from the first quarter
All the way to the fourth
You know my nothing
You trying to hit that
And then
Two minutes left
In the fourth
(30:15):
We lose by three
Motherf**ker
What you bout to give me high blood pressure
Bro we got Ninerz fans
We got Ninerz fans listening
Ninerz fans
Listening
I almost said something but listen
To all y'all Ninerz fans
We see y'all again
I ain't even gonna
(30:37):
We see y'all again
I ain't even gonna be respectful
Because it ain't
It's not y'all fault
That y'all cheated my peps
It ain't y'all fault
We know who faulted it
Oh no you know what I hate
My f**king sports
When a team is trash
And they continue to be trash
(30:59):
Prime example Detroit Pistons
The Browns
From like 2000 to like last year
But you
You ain't lying but
What's funny a lot of them bum ass teams getting nice
Yeah they getting nice now
But 23 years
For the Browns I'm talking about the Browns
The Eagles was that
The Eagles was trash for awhile
(31:21):
60 plus years without a ring
No no not having a ring
Is one thing but for this being I'm talking about like
Garbage
Yeah Eagles is garbage bro
We got a lot of Eagles fans listening
I don't care
Like the Detroit Lions
They good now
No they not
Oh I forgot your Packers fan
(31:43):
They are not good bro
They are not good bro
We ain't gonna keep doing that
Oh I'm back on music
You know why I don't like
When artists don't grow with their fans
Like
What I'm saying like
Who I say
Soulja Boy
There's not everybody who ain't young
(32:05):
Yeah doing the Soulja Boy dance
Snapping and shit alright
So as you your fans grow
I'm figuring you grow with them
Alright the dancing was cool when we was young
Alright what's going on now
Cause you an adult millionaire
Oh you still doing dancing and shit
I'm not
Listening to that sorry bro
I'll get what you're saying cause
(32:27):
Jay Z did it with the 4 4 4
Alright you ain't
In your 50's
On the corner selling dope or shooting
Right Kiss did that with his last album too
Right and your fans
If you 45 almost 50
You know your fans just
The same age
So I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
(32:49):
Kiss
Talking about the bodega
Exactly cause Kiss not in the bodega
He ain't in the bodega no more now he can tell us
How it was when he was in the bodega
Tell the young kids
What to look out for they trying to be
Hustlers in front of the bodega
That's something different
You supposed to grow
With your fans and your fans supposed to grow
(33:11):
With you too cause some fans be wanting
The old artists and like
Hov said you want the old Hov
Go cop the old CDs
They mature
But my pet peeve
Go with them fucking artists
They don't keep enough music coming out
They know they fucking hot
And they wanna drop one fucking mixtape
Or one album every four years
(33:33):
Oh yeah the real hot ones
Oh come on
Prime example
I listen to Bruno Mars
Bruno who? Bruno Mars
You listen to Bruno Mars? Yes Bruno Mars
His last album was fire but that shit came out
2015
That shit came out when we was working at Target
This boy say he listen to Bruno Mars
Yes I listen to Bruno Mars
(33:55):
That shit came out when we was working at Target
Yeah bro but I wasn't listening to Bruno Mars
You don't gotta listen to Bruno Mars
Everybody listens to their own thing
Bruno Mars though bro
Bruno Mars is nice bro
And they got a band everything
That's some damn music
That's some damn music
I think so yes
Alright okay
(34:17):
What was I trying to say though
Or a prime example who else
Alright a lot of people listen to Frank Ocean
Alright
I don't listen to Frank Ocean but a lot of people listen to Frank Ocean
Right
What?
Frank Ocean I think his last
Album came out like 2016 bro
You know why
I think like 2016
(34:39):
But that's what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying like
People that
If you're an artist and you're hot
You gotta keep us with that music man
Fuck all that
I got 30 songs in the vault
Or
I got this album
Already done and you don't drop it
You know what I'm saying
(35:01):
That's why I fuck with Kevin Gates bro
That's why I do
Joe Buttons was rapping that's why I fuck with Joe Buttons
You know what I'm saying
The locks they never held music
You know what I'm saying
They probably got some shit people got in theirs
But when it came to they fans
And they heard they fans say
We need more of this
We need more of the locks we need more kids styles
(35:23):
We need more fad
We need more rest in peace DMX
They deliver
Same with Drake
Deliver to his fans
You know what I'm saying
Kendrick you deliver to your
Fans
Where the last time you dropped before this shit
You dropped like 2 years ago
That's too long bro
(35:45):
Especially nowadays the fast food
We had a person like 50
Dropping in the fucking mix city every fucking day
Lil Wayne was the mix tape king
He was the mix tape king
Me did it
Famous
Me too he was in jail
I think like real me too
That's my pet peeve with that music shit
I have a pet peeve
(36:07):
I got to do with the neighbors
Clean up after your fucking animals
Your dog
Big ass human shit on the sidewalk
Stepping in that shit
Get a fucking food board school book
Or a doggy bag
Let the dog shit up man
Oh nothing about neighbors bro
Like I said
I hate messy neighbors who front
(36:29):
I can't walk on the sidewalk cause you got
All this shit bro
Sorry about my neighbors man I'm out there on evil
My direct
Neighbor school but the neighbors at the end of the block
So
My crib is like my house
My block is like a quarter sec so you go down
There's a parking lot at the end turn and come back up
The park
So when you go down and come back up
(36:51):
That house at the end corner have shit
Like everywhere
I don't know they don't listen to the
Probably don't
Don't know bro
They probably do
But I'm not saying where I live at bro
But still though
That corner house
Is just so
Junkie and it makes a whole
(37:13):
You know it got that one neighbor to make the whole
Block look bad
That's what that is bro
I don't like that shit though man because
That shit represent
Everything
So what else
My pet peeve is
What else is a pet peeve of mine
Man
They niggas
(37:35):
That show they draw still
And y'all need to
Listen
This is another one too
So all the doctors out there
And the scientists
Y'all need to do a test on all these young
Men that wear ski masks in the 90
Degree weather
Y'all need to take their
Ass off the street
(37:57):
Put them in a chemistry lab
See what the fuck is going on
There's no way it's 90 plus degrees
And you're wearing all black
Listen
There's no way
And they don't be sweating
What the fuck is going on
When I go outside
I got my little cookout towel
You know that is
(38:19):
We have them full ski
Masked snowsuits on
And chilling
What we mean
Back in the day
Young high said that young
It's a hot and summer day
West Philadelphia feel like Cali now
I forgot what the fuck young high was
I don't really think
Oh yeah young high
(38:41):
I don't remember
That's what I'm saying
Even though
They was hot
When they was younger
They kept us with music
But as they got older
They had to go with real life
Had to get jobs
Lot of them got booked too
Lot of them got locked up
(39:03):
And they had to go on that one
Rap DVD era
The head shot era
Alright
Pepe's man
If you all got pepe's let us know
Another pepe
Y'all motherfuckers be having people walking y'all
Farts
Dirty butt motherfuckers
Y'all be doing them silent
(39:25):
Farts man and walk off and the motherfucker
Walk all in that shit all in your nose
Your mouth
I thought about something
Say somebody breast thing right
And you want to say their breast thing
You need to offer some gum and they say no
Oh no see that's the thing
You going to take this piece of that
Cause I'm going to tell you
Up to your face like yo your brof's thing
(39:47):
Like if somebody offer you some gum
That mean your breast thing
People did that
Bro I told my miss that bro
I told my wife that bro
And she do this thing with her noob
She be like no
Get the fuck out of here
You ain't touch your nose the whole time
You know what I mean
Get the fuck out of here dog
(40:09):
You know what I'm saying
If somebody offer you a mint
Take that gum bro
They try and say your shit
Holler than a lamp
That's what they try and tell you
You got that shit kicking like that
Back in the day dollar part
Oh the dollar part back in the day
Yeah that shit kicking
What else what else
(40:31):
You got any relationship pet peeves
Oh I got one
Yeah I hate dog
So my wife and daughter
I'm like I get good hugs dog
I hate when
They come around me playing like I be
Chillin
Give me a hug
Like yo if you don't get the fuck out of me right now
While I'm watching this game
(40:53):
That's one of my pet peeves
Is
When you in bed right
And my wife her feet be cold
She put her cold ass feet on me
Oh she put on my legs
You don't get your cold ass feet off me dog
What's up with you she do that shit all the time
Alright I know my wife
Pet peeve she hate this
I got a thing with
(41:15):
It be early in the morning
Like 5, 6 in the morning
I will have a
Full blown conversation
With her
Wake up out of her sleep
Oh bro she hate that shit
That's what I
If Lutz can kill
I'll be dead right now
I will wake her up
(41:37):
Getting ready to leave off the crib
For work or whatever bro
Or if it's the weekend
Just feel like talking
Give me 5,000
Yo whack with the old dude
She be like what
How the fuck you always do that
My wife pet me
She eat when I tickle her
They say I tickle true wrong
(41:59):
I tickle true wrong
I used to do that stop when my wife was laying down right
I used to walk up to her and put your nose
Hey yo
She hate that
I stopped doing that though she said she hate that
I used to do that shit all the time
What else man
It's fun for me picking on my wife though
What a level pet
Yeah yo
(42:21):
Listen man
This a pet peeve too
Fellas it's nothing wrong with saying what's up
To a motherfucker you don't know
Stop gritting on people
I don't do grits
I like oatmeal
Stop gritting on me bro
Just say what's up
It's nothing wrong with saying what's up bro
You gritting from the corner
(42:43):
Until I get to the fucking
Other end of the block
You think I ain't supposed to think you might
Try to do something to me or you got a problem with me
There's no need to check everybody's temperature bro
Yeah just say what's up bro
I don't know you
You don't know me
Why the fuck are we gritting
At each other bro I do oatmeal
I don't write grits
(43:07):
What else what else I'm trying to think
That's probably
What about parenting pet
Do your kids do
All right
I hate that my daughter
Will get in the car
And you be talking to her
And the whole time she don't hear you
Cause she got her earphones on 90
And they don't even go to 90 dog
(43:29):
I hate that shit
My pet peeve is I hate the fact that
My two oldest son always
My two oldest kids always argue
No matter what it is
Yesterday they was arguing over
I think like
Playing a game
Or something like that
Today's argument is that yo you need to do this
No I don't need to do that
(43:51):
Shut up stupid no you stupid
Both of y'all shut up
With my daughter and son arguing
That should be funny
That should be funny too bro
I don't want to hear it
My daughter lucky she got a thorough big brother
Cause she is my little sister I would have been
Plucked her ass
I would have boooed
My daughter when she done with shit
(44:13):
She just throw it up and walk away
So she had a tablet right
So she had a tablet right
So she was at a tablet right
So she just
When she done if it die or something
She would just throw it up in the air
Oh shit
So
So my wife's sister
Is
(44:35):
Got PTSD from that shit
Cause every time she come to my house
Now she don't put her feet on the floor
She have her feet on the couch cause my daughter do her tablet up
And it smash slam on her foot
My daughter she
She throw everything
I was sleep
And she went something from her cup she throw a cup in my head
That's a joke
On instagram with that
(44:57):
It's a lady
And she like
When you dare your son
I think boy young boy even had a cup
Or a remote and hit his mom
Dead in the mint with that joke
I was like ooo he was a young boy
But I know she was
Mad as hell
My daughter do that when
She got changed to pull up and shit
(45:19):
She grab the pull up and wipes
And throw them at you
I'm like stop throwing shit at me
Little 4 year old girl
Oh what another pet peeve
But it means she about to be 4 this year
But still stop throwing shit at me
Little girl
Yeah man y'all got pet peeve
Let's know man
My girl pet peeve
(45:41):
Stop sending
If you work in the corporate world
You sending emails to somebody
You pull up to greet them
You don't fucking just start
You send me an email you don't say good morning
I said nothing you just start
Telling me what the fuck
Fuck you
In that email
Fuck you in that email
(46:03):
Yeah and the lazy ass coworkers
Fuck out here
Want to paycheck but don't want to do the work
I think
I think we should dive deeper into the coworking joke
Yeah
I think we should have an episode about that joke
Yeah cause that shit real
Yeah that shit real man
But yeah man you already know man
I mean I hope you know
(46:25):
This pet peeve joke man
Oh no to y'all nut ass barbers too
Fuck out here man
Still have conversations
On the phone you going outside
Having non cigarette breaks
Non cigarette breaks
Go let a fucking poppy store be next to the barbershop
Now they want to go get breakfast sandwiches
They tell you, you say yo how many you got
Oh I ain't nobody in the chair
(46:47):
You get these four motherfuckers
Waiting to get a cut
You just told me you ain't had nobody motherfucker
Yeah I mean wash your hands too
Yeah true
Yeah everybody
Wash your fucking hands man
You should not be shitting nobody up
And your shit smell like Gucci, cologne and doodle
Boy not just that though
That's not a pet peeve
(47:09):
Like when you go to the bathroom
And like people just walk out
And we're not washing our hands
Everybody
We just left a pandemic
Wash your hands
When we get to this
Fucking coworker shit bro
It's not just coworkers, customers too though
It's the thing that don't wash their hands
Bro please wash your hands
(47:31):
Wash your fucking hands
It take
19 seconds
19 seconds
Man to wash your hands
Please
Stop pissing
Stop shitting
It ain't washing your mittens
Doop your fingers ass
Bro and that's not what we're about to do
(47:53):
So let us know
What was y'all pet peeves
Episode 5 baby
Pet peeves man
And again like always
Thank everybody for listening
Truly appreciate it
For fucking with us
For fuck with y'all
So I mean not anything you want to tell them
Man summertime man
(48:15):
To all the young bucks man
Y'all have a safe summer
Enjoy y'allself but stay low key like the bottom lot
Yeah I mean
Don't be in a way like the commercial man
Stay out the way man
For what
That's it and you want to tell them
And before y'all leave y'all crib
Leave with common sense because they try to make it
Common not to have sense and I'll holler
(48:37):
And like I always say
Is you fucking with me
Cause I'm fucking with you
I'm ready in the streets
So what am I to do
I don't want you to leave
But if I gotta choose
And I gotta keep it all the way 100 baby
Mm-mm-mm
Cause I don't got no time for you
What the fuck
(48:59):
No time I'm too busy making money
I don't got no time for you
We out
Gotta give them a little P&B rock
What's in peace
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