Final Destination

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a
movie podcast where every weekwe recommend a movie for you to
watch and then come back hereand listen to us discuss.
I'm Jesse and I'm Jason Indeath.
There are no accidents, nocoincidences, no mishaps and no
escapes, because this week werecommend Final Destination.
Hell yeah, the Candyman himselfsaid so.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't get the reference.
Oh, tony Todd, the guy thatsaid that quote oh, he's the
Candyman, yeah, he's the.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Candyman yeah, so this was your first time
watching it.
Surprisingly, yes, that youjust told me a minute ago.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's my first fucking time and I was, uh, I
was, I was a little, I was verysurprised because I thought it
was going to be a lot different.
I thought it was going to bemore like this, the other one,
like the second one or the thirdone, because I've only seen
pieces of those and it's justlike random people dying all
over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, but it takes it too far.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, this one it's kind of like I had no idea it
was started with a horribleplane accident.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah right, Wow, Boy does this age great Because
planes are flying out of thefucking air crashing all over
the place.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, this one was like loaded with C4 or something
, so I don't know, under thepassenger seat, I mean geez,
they just keep looking at theplane.
It's like, why is?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
anybody getting on these planes.
It's falling apart.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Did this movie create helicopter parents and all the
fear of flying Well.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Apparently it created parents who hate people that
saved their kids.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, that was kind of messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was like dude.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Even his own parents gaslit the fuck out of him for
it.
It's like what did y'all thinkhe?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
did you think, this high school teenager, you
shouldn't have been alive, youshould have died?
Our son committed unalivinghimself.
How come you got to live?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
And it's your fault for saving him in the first
place.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's like what?
Oh shit, man, yeah, something.
I watching this I thought thiswasn't like this was a 2000s
film.
It came out in 2000.
It feels like a 90s film.
It really does, yeah, and it'slike right before everything
became like super edited and cutcrazy like 13 Ghosts Saw and

(02:23):
all those movies edited and cutcrazy like 13 ghosts saw in all
those movies.
And it's like oh whoa, becauseI don't know.
But it's like kind of in thisin between, where it's not as
cheesy as 90s things, movieslike urban legends and things
like that, where it's just likedoes anybody know how to act in
these movies or did we just notknow that people couldn't act
like that in these teen movies?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I thought the main character he's got this like
underbite.
I think it's just insane.
It looks like Beavis, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
While I was watching I was like, wow, Devin Sala kind
of not attractive and he'sleading this movie.
It's kind of great.
It's just because after I read,no problem having an underbite.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I just thought it was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah.
But I was just like when I waslooking, I was like I thought I
remember Devin Sava being moreattractive than this.
But then I was like, oh no, itjust kind of looks like a
regular guy, which I mean great,I mean I just look like a
regular guy.
Let's go, let's put thesepeople in the shit.
Where was I going with that?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
how about fucking Sean Williams Scott?
This is a very different rolefor him, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
great, I loved it.
It's like you know who is thisguy?
He's got so much range he wasable to play the people that he
bullied in.
American Pie very well it wasfun, it was something.
Whenever I recommended it lastweek I was like, oh, we should
do it.
You know the new movie's comingout soon.
I've just been kind of wantingto watch it and I rewatched them

(03:49):
like five years ago and they'regreat.
And then I was just like, am Isure that this is a movie I want
to recommend for the podcast?
After we already released theother episode and I'm like,
let's, I would just for.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Bloodworth.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, blood worth.
Yeah, tony todd is so fuckinggood in the five minutes.
I know the movie.
He was just like I would if Iwas them.
I'd be like go to the cops likeI think that guy may have also
killed somebody yeah, I'm prettysure I think he's creating
business for himself because, uh, for one, he was way too chill
about us breaking it, yeah, andhe just did all that in front of
us, yeah he's probably likethinking that he doesn't have to

(04:26):
worry about break-ins becausehe'll just use make you into a
like a balloon, like a manballoon with his little
injection thingies.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It was so cool to watch that oh yeah it's like I
kind of just want to watch.
Have you ever met a real life?
Uh, what do you call these guys?
Morticians morticians likeembalmers or whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Embalmers, yeah, are they all cool and chill?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm sure they are.
I've only met one and wevisited him as part of the
school thing.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And he looks like Edward Scissorhands' overweight
older brother or younger brother.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
They're in some sort of fucking basement all day.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, but his skin was so pale it's like raven
black hair, yeah, and with hisbucket of teeth and hip bone
replacements he was like checkthis out.
He like got a handful and hepulled him out and was like
letting him fall out of his handlike coins he's just like
walking around the funeral homeat the person's wedding.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
This is his, this is your grandma's hip replacement
bone.
Isn't this cool kids?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
everybody's, everybody's like oh my God, this
guy is wealthy.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, I think you have to look like you could be
the lead singer of my ChemicalRomance.
Yeah, you could.
The only other, really, when Ithink about it, the only like
I've always kind of thought ofTony Todd as like that type of
guy because of this movie and heshows up in like a few of the

(05:47):
other ones, or two of them Ithink and balls burger mort he's
.
Oh okay, he owns the funeralhome, so I just assume he does
it mort.
Yeah, mort's like the only onefrom balls burger is that I the
other one I can remember?
Or, or, uh, haunting of hillhouse, the girl that owns the
funeral home, she does it.
Pale skin, dark hair so yeah, Iguess that's just how you have

(06:07):
to look more, it's the onlynormal one that I know of, um.
So do you think this premise issilly or great?
I?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
don't know.
There's a lot of silly thingsabout it, yeah like death.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It just comes in through fucking windows.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Like death is a slow puddle, yeah, you know, which is
fun to think about.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But you know what I think?
That's kind of great.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know it's kind of great, but like he, he also
death, has a real problem tryingto hurt this kid.
Yeah, everybody else seems finewith yeah, like he's just has a
lot of near misses that.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, nobody else really got the opportunity well,
I mean like everybody's, likedang, I didn't see the signs,
but this kid, he's like veryattentive, it's like usually
everybody's just so likepreoccupied with themselves.
But Devin Sala, not him, thisguy's just waiting, he's looking
in windows, he's seeing visions, he's super paranoid all the
time.
I guess that's how you survive,that's how I survived, that's

(07:02):
why I'm surviving baby.
So I guess, when it comes tohorror movies, this would be
like one of my last questions.
I ask you Do you preferslashers or kind of supernatural
horrors like this.
I think supernatural horrorsKind of a little more fun,
aren't they?
Yeah, like I feel like when youmake a slasher, you have to,

(07:25):
like, go out of your way to makeit super fun or it's super new,
versus something like asupernatural horror like this.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
it's like, bro, that the fucking toilet's leaking,
I'm gonna hang myself because ofit, it's so fun I grew up
watching like jason and freddyand stuff and I.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It would always scare me so much but I would always
try to watch it yeah justbecause my friends had seen it
and when you watch freddy now,it's like this isn't scary, this
is hilarious.
This isn't scary bitch bitch.
This is funny, it's so great.
I love the freddys.
The jasons, uh, bore me todeath.
I don't think I really watchedthem as a kid, but I did watch
these as a kid and I loved them.

(07:59):
They're great.
I love everything supernatural.
This is wonderful.
Fuck yeah, dude, I don't know.
It's just such a creative ideaof a movie.
And this is actually going tolead us into the facts, because
I have a really fun fact aboutthis premise.
It was originally an X-Fileepisode.
Nice, yeah, like the wholeplane crash.
It was going to be likeScully's brother that was going

(08:20):
to be on the plane and has thepremonition that was going to be
on the plane and has thepremonition.
But I guess, because theythought it was such a great idea
, that Chris Carter, who wroteit, the guy who started.
X-Files wrote the episode of itand then they kind of expanded
on it and they're like no, thisneeds to be a movie because we
could do more with it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
They're like, hey, we got a good one, we got a good
idea, and they just, yeah,they're just like holy shit,
this is actually kind of abigger idea than we thought.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And they just wanted to.
This is too good for X-Files.
They just kind of wanted tolike be able to dive into
discussing death's role in thewhole thing.
Man, they should have hadMuller and her.
Oh, they popped up at the end.
Yeah, Instead of Shrek andWeenie, or whatever his name is.
When I forgot that the guy'sname was Shrek, I immediately

(09:06):
was typing notes, looked up Iwas like donkey.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Agent Shrek and Agent Weedy.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, this is this is men in black all over again.
That's great.
So apparently every FinalDestination film is based on
horrifying premonition of eventsthat actually came true or not
came true, but like, where'ssomething in the past that
actually happened, like theflight in this one?
Um, I guess it was based the.

(09:32):
The plane blowing up in thisone was based on the twa flight
800 explosion.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Um, so yeah, I guess brought a bottle of sunscreen on
the plane without throwing itout first right, yeah, that's
what it was.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It just exploded, fucking assholes, but yeah, so I
guess that in the other ones,like Final Destination 2, the
car crash at the beginning islike based on an actual 125 car
pileup in Georgia.
Apparently that happened at onepoint.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
And then there is like the let's check Georgia off
the list of the states that Ilike to drive through.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, and then I guess in the final destination,
five there was, that's the onewith like a NASCAR event that
like explodes.
Apparently there was likesomething that actually happened
like that in the 50s to thecrowd and everything.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I guess, so Fuck.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, it's pretty well.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's why you go.
That's why you go.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Just Fuck, yeah, it's pretty well.
That's why you go.
That's why you go Just to see acrash and mass death.
I mean, that is why when I wasa kid, I liked to watch it.
And then there was the timethat Dale Earnhardt, my favorite
race car driver when I was akid I do not watch NASCAR now.
I used to have his tradingcards, yeah, but everybody loved
Dale Earnhardt.
That was like when NASCAR wascool.
For some reason, I don't knowwhy Everybody liked it.
It was crazy in Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I think the trading cards helped yeah, like baseball
cards.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
But then you know, dale Earnhardt had like a crash
and he died and it was likecrashes aren't fun anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't like car crashes.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Hey, raise hell, praise deal.
That's all we got to say aboutit.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Never heard of that, that's great.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So the characters in the films were named after
famous horror celebrities,mainly directors.
So let's see, you got, forexample, alex Browning, which is
Devin Sala, billy Hitchcock,which was his friend, larry
Murnall I don't know, it was theFrench teacher at the beginning
and Black Dryer, all namedafter directors.

(11:28):
Todd Browning, heated Freaks,that old like 1930s film, alfred
Hitchcock obviously that wasBilly Hitchcock named after FW
Murnall I don't know, I can'tsay his name and then Carl
Theodore Dreyer, respectively,while the characters Terry
Chaney, agent Shrek and ValerieLuton all pay homage to actors

(11:48):
Lon Chaney, max Shrek, val Luton.
And it continues in the rest ofthe final Destination films.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I thought that was cool.
It's like an onion just peelingapart the layers you gotta peel
across the layers and anotherfun one.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
So apparently Tobey Maguire and Kristen Dunst were
almost the stars of this movie.
That would have been fun.
Yeah, that would have been.
I feel like man, does it notfeel like it might have been a
worse movie?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know it feels wrong in my head.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
They're Spidermans, they're the Spidermans the
Spidermans.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
They're not the the Destinations.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
But yeah, I guess originally New Line Cinema
wanted Tobey Maguire and KristaDunst to star in the final
destination, but they likelypassed on the project for a
chance to star in Spider-Man.
But I think it worked outbetter that they weren't in it,
because I don't know what elsewould we be talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Devin Sawa with Other than you would have been in
Spider-Man, idle hands, that'show it works.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, it might've been crazy.
You know what?
I think everything worked outjust fine.
So one last thing I was goingto put at the top, and then I
found this little piece oftrivia on IMDB I was thinking of
, like it was kind of cool thatum, Allie Lauder, uh, Alex and
clear in the movie, um didn'treally have like a like a

(13:06):
relationship, right?
they were just kind of friendsand I was like, oh man, this is
so un 90s and 2000s of them.
But turns out, yeah, they, theywere supposed to be in a
relationship but they cut it allout for like I guess time and
it just like it wasn't working.
But I guess Ali, so whenthey're on the beach together
talking and she says that likecrazy 7-Eleven story about her

(13:29):
father, they're supposed to kissand like we're going to find
out that Clear was going to bepregnant and stuff and that was
going to be like a big thing atthe end.
And then it does.
Eventually it comes into playin the sequel.
They kind of like this one offwith a couple of lines that they
had a relationship and stuff.
But I thought it was like therewas one.
They were getting off the planeto get into Paris.

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At the end he like puts hishands on her shoulder and I'm
like, oh, it's just like a groupof friends here.
This is fun, cause usually youdon't see it.
It always gotta be like someoverdone relationship type thing
.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, but I thought that was fun.
We're cool.
I don't know, maybe that's justme.
No, it was kind of neat, but itkind of.
Also, when she didn't, what amI trying to say?
God damn it.
Okay, what's the syndrome youget when you fall in love with
the person that saves your life?
I don't know.
I don't know, maybe that's whatit kind of was, because she
wasn't like in love with him,but she's like I'm going to stay
close to this guy because hecould see the future.

(14:26):
Oh yeah, I would do the samething Survival.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I guess I just also can like.
I guess there isn't a specificmedical term for falling in love
with someone who saves yourlife.
The closest concept isStockholm Central.
That's what I was thinking.
But that's like your captors,yeah, your captors, yeah, your
captors.
I guess you feel captured by ah, there, there you go a real
pokemon snap?
I don't know uh, all right bro,I guess we should probably get

(14:56):
into the plot, for death findsus yeah, hurry up.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Everything in here could kill us.
I know this is like this roomfor sure.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I mean we got my drive.
Uh.
Poster of Ryan Gosling.
That's like tipping towardsyour head right now with a
helmet.
This is essentially a firehazard of a room because I have
blankets and foam everywhere andthere's not a lot of room to
run out, so we'll probably tripthe dog will trip us.
It's going to be terrible.
We're all going to die.
So if this is the last time youhear from us, thank, you for

(15:24):
listening.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
You just hear us slip comically on banana peels.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And then it's like after we die, it's like death
sits down.
So I have an idea for a movieLike Beetlejuice.
Was that?
You Sounded like Beetlejuice?
All right, so let's hop intothe film.
So we meet Alex.
The day before a trip to France, his mom ripped something off
his suitcase.
He says it should stay on forluck.

(15:49):
I guess it's from when he lasttook a trip.
You're supposed to leave itlike your little tag on.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, and this is the first time I've ever thought
about this, this leaving thetags on your suitcases.
I bet it pisses off the peoplewho have to deal with your
luggage yeah, probably, andthat's why your luggage gets
lost sometimes, but you knowwhat, or sent to the wrong place
.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Like this whole movie .
They're blaming freaking Devin,sawa or Alex for killing
everybody.
It was the damn mom.
Yeah, ripped off the suitcasething.
Death was like.
Oh, I got you son Now lady.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's like she rips off the tag on a mattress that
says it's illegal to rip off.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, he's like you're.
Next, his dad says he's got hiswhole life ahead of him.
Are these parents trying tokill this kid by saying this.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
It was so foreboding, I know.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Like if I was growing up and my parents were just
saying this randomly before Iwent to a trip, I'm like I ain't
going, you just killed me,Don't be afraid, son, you'll
live forever Be like OK, well,I'm going to die.
And then, while he is sleepingwindy ass, death comes into his
house.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, I thought I was like surely not, he surely
doesn't get killed by the wind.
Yeah, I was like surely not?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
He surely doesn't get killed by the wind?
Yeah, they kind of all do, Iknow.
Yeah, but really he's a ghost.
Death is a ghost.
So Alex gets ready to boardVolley Airlines Flight 180, a
Boeing 747.
And if you think howunbelievable this is, well,
they're flying out of thefucking sky as we speak.
So it's so realistic, it'scrazy.

(17:24):
Just flying coffins, everyone.
He's got his classmates fortheir senior trip to Paris.
Wow, they must live in a richneighborhood.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, and none of them speak French, so it's not
like a French class field trip?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Not at all.
You know what we did for oursenior trip?
Nothing, oh yeah, because ourschools don't do that, I guess,
anymore, we had to plan our own.
Really, I went to Yellowstone.
I think they do do senior tripsstill, but like you have to,
you have to be the ones thatplan it and pay for it all, and
then you have to find like ateacher or somebody to take you
guys and I'm like no, we don'trun the school.

(18:00):
But also, how do you plan asenior trip for like 100 billion
students?
So you know, I get it, justpocket the cash and go to Vegas.
Yeah, so Alex, he seems supersuspicious about everything and
all the planes.
They look like shit, like he'sjust hearing noises, like the
little cards in the back are allgoing crazy, saying closed and
cancel, and my orders put you'regoing to die, don't get on.

(18:22):
We learned that the trip isgonna be for 10 days with 40
students from the high school.
After the group boards theplane, the plane itself being in
bad condition, alex switchesseats with uh was this a boeing
747?
yeah, that's what it is um, uh,he switches seats with two
characters.
When he sits down, his traytable is like having faulty knob

(18:44):
.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
And after takeoff he's like oh hell, no, I'm out
of here.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
And during the takeoff, the plane is a
mechanical failure, leading tomidair explosion, killing
everybody on board.
Bro, this was a brutal scene.
It was intense.
Yeah, I always remember itwould be more fun.
Maybe it's just because we'reseeing little videos of planes
like crashing now all the time.
But like when you'd like thepeople like flying out, you got

(19:15):
the teacher like trying to grabthe hand.
I was like, oh wow, I thoughtthis was more fun.
It's kind of brutal.
And then devon saw his face isuh, I'm kind of like sitting on
it for 10 seconds while it'slike burning I was like wow, I
don't think I want to fly now.
Fucking metal, it's kind ofgreat, I want to go on this ride
scary, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Why don't we have theme parks?
Yeah universal.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Get rid of the fast and furious ride.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Make a final destination ride, make rides
where you die, and then you, youcome back at the end.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's called your car.
You could just do that anytime,no but, I, want it to be fun.
Oh, I just pop some pills orsomething.
Be real fun.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Then do some meth, just chug me out until I feel
good yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
But Alex wakes up randomly and he's like being
asked to switch seats.
And then he's like this doesn'tseem right, um so, and then he
all of a sudden, the events thathe saw from his visions begin
to occur in reality.
He panics until a fight breaksout between him and his roided
up rival what's up with this guy?
dude, I don't know.
He's just waiting.
He hates him.
Yeah, it must just be a thingthat, like, like I don't know,

(20:25):
they've been in probably thesame class their entire, like
school life and they just don'tget along.
And he's just been like I'vebeen waiting.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's attracted to him , probably I've been waiting for
you, just to mess up once causeI was gonna beat the shit out
of you dude.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
It is wild.
He hates him.
It's like don't start a fighton the plane, he can get off.
You just sit there.
You don't have to start beatinghim up, it's so random.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't know what would ever go through your mind
to make you want to do this.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I can only assume steroids, since he's got a
varsity jacket on.
I don't know.
That's what that?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, yeah he has to be doing so.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like why else?
I don't know, I guess he's justa teenager, probably horny.
Didn't get to have sex with hisgirl.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, he wants to see Sawa.
Yeah, he just hates it.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
But their little fight results in them both being
removed from the plane, alongwith Alex's best friend, Todd,
but with only one D, andapparently that's because if you
spell it that way and I forgotwhat language, but it means
death.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, okay, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
So Todd Wagner, cardinal's girlfriend Terry
Chaney, teacher Valerie Lutonand students Billy Hitchcock,
that's Sean William Scott andClear Rivers Allie Lauder, great
.
So Valerie asked fellow teacher, the French guy, to get back
into the flight as she cannotleave the rest of the students
unchaperoned.
Bro, this pilot, right, Can wetalk about this little scene?

(21:52):
So he's like oh, y'all can'tget back on the plane, none of
y'all.
And it's like well, ok, the twoteachers with these kids are
like I can only allow one of youto go.
And it's like why let both ofthem go?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
they have to watch these kids.
We want 40 unsupervisedchildren having no idea where
they're going can't speak french, none of it.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
They're just gonna be lost in france by themselves,
underage, it's like hey,probably that's a movie I
understand you're upset aboutsome of these people, but maybe
think a little bit clearly andbe like oh, it's just these two
idiots.
Okay, well then they can theyget.
Everybody else can get back on.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
What, and all you have to do to get everyone off
the plane is say the B word onthe plane.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, this is before 2000,.
This is before 2001.
It's like.
It's like I mean, they just letplanes.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I mean nothing nothing closed in that thing.
The plane had like bullet holes.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's like the cigarette burns on the carpet or
something like.
I mean they had two.
The two flight ascendants weresitting in a one chair, like
they're like buckled with oneseatbelt.
I'm like I've never been on aplane, so I don't know if that's
how it works, but I was like Idon't think that's.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
You don don't have two chairs for each of them.
I watched Chainsmith 2000,though that's true, that is true
.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Thank goodness.
So Clear was forced off theplane but disembarked
voluntarily.
None of the other passengersexcept Clear believes Alex about
his vision until the planeexplodes on takeoff.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
That was great.
All the glass breaks yeah, thatwas Fuck.
Yeah, it's like I never thoughtof glass breaking.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
And then I'm like, oh , hell yeah, you're just waiting
for him.
What's his Todd Billy?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I was just waiting for the main character to be
like told ya see, I knew it,yeah, instead everyone looks at
him like he's a freak, which Imean, don't get me wrong, I
would be looking at him too, butI wouldn't be like get away
from I.
Would be looking at him too,but I wouldn't be like get away
from me.
I'd be like thank you, dude.
Holy shit, bro, you the man,I'd be dapping him up.

(23:53):
Hell yeah, I'd be like, bro, ifI was Carter, I'd be like I
love you, bro, you me bar.
Right now, let's go.
We go in places together.
You ain't leaving my side,You're not leaving my side.
But afterwards the survivorsare interrogated by two FBI
agents, Ween and Shrek.
God, I wish the other one wascalled Donkey.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I just think we're better.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Or Fiona, oh hell, yeah, that would have been good.
And they're both suspicious ofAlex, because I guess this hey
how come?
You didn't die.
Yeah, it's like dude, it's ahigh school teacher.
You got cameras in an airportyou could have.
You would have been able to seeif he did anything to this
plane, I would assume.
But what would he have done tothe plane?
Like I mean, I guess they don'tknow because it blew up.

(24:38):
This is too major.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
So I guess, acne?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, mood swings yeah, that's true.
So Alex is not able to explainhow he knew that the plane was
going to explode after takeoffand simply says he had a vision
where he saw the plane explode.
Then everybody's parents showup.
But clears Also.
Could we not just call herClaire Is?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
it not.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's so annoying, it's very annoying.
Like writing the notes I typedin Claire.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
So much Just because Claire's not a name.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Like it's such an odd name.
So later that night Alex isgetting spooked by a storm.
Damn death, man Seth's.
Just like I'm coming to get you.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Here's some lightning strikes in your road.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
He's like you, son of a bitch, I'm coming to get you.
Here's some lightning strikesin your road.
He's like you, son of a bitch,I'm coming for you.
He struck his driveway and he'slike oh, I want to get you, but
I have a.
There's a signed seating.
I have to go by.
Death would be great in a movietheater.
Someone's like I'm sitting inthe wrong seat.
It's like get out, ticket,ticket, go to your assigned seat

(25:45):
, just in case I happen.
So they have a memorial foreverybody that died.
They reveal a giant eaglestatue.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
They said in the memorial they're like our 39
students.
We mourn the loss of 39students.
Yeah, and one teacher, but bymy count, if there were 40 kids
in total, was it 45 before theygot off?
I guess so, but they're onlycounting.
It had to have been because Ithought they kept saying 40

(26:11):
students, 40 students.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, and I also said 40 students.
I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
And he's like we mourn the death of 39.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, we're glad this , but there's like four other
ones, I don't know Well butthere's like four other ones, I
don't know Well the well, sothere's 40.
And then, I guess, like thepeople that got off, and the the
40th person was, I guess, thatFrench teacher or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, okay, turn thedeath didn't account for that,
did he?
That's not an accountant, yeah.
So Carter refuses toacknowledge that he owes

(26:41):
anything to Alex and says thathe will live his life to the
fullest.
That means he's going to die.
It's like Carter For now.
Hey man, like the guy didn'tsay anything to you, why you?
Just, he just really wants tobeat him up.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
So, carter again wants to control me.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Carter again wants to fight immediately.
He's obviously on roids, sayshe.
He's never going to gonna die.
That's exactly what you saybefore you die.
Uh, billy, he says he got his.
Billy says he got his license.
But the driver instructor saidhe will die at a young age, I'm
assuming, because how bad he isat driving.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, then he shouldn't have given him the
license.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
He said he like he passed, but with the lowest
possible score.
He asked Alex some questionsbecause he thinks he can see the
future.
So when you got your drivingtest to get your license, did it
go smoothly?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I guess I think I did mess up on one thing and I
ended up taking it again.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh, I didn't have to take it again.
But there was one point,because I was doing it and I,
there was two driver instructorsthere was the nice one and
there was an asshole.
I got the asshole.
Yay, I was so nervous that dayso I did all my things, I
checked my mirrors and whatever,and everything was going great.
All we had to do is drive backto the driver's license place.
He's like take me to the liquorstore, but like so you know,

(28:05):
there was like plenty of timefor me to pull out, and it was
like I was pulling out on like a55 road and there was like a
semi coming, but it was so faraway Like nobody in their right
mind would have waited.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah stupid shit like that.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
But because it's an instructor and he wants to make
sure you're being safe orwhatever, I start going, he like
pulls the wheels to stop and Iwas like, okay, so we sit there
for like over 30 seconds.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'm like dude, we'd be back at the dmv by now I know
what that was my only when didthey think it was like a great
idea to do the test on like liveactual?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
hot streets.
Yeah, I thought you'd do like asmall test to make sure they
can pull out the parking lot,you know?
Yeah, do that, do that firstand make sure these people can
drive and then let them go onthe road put up some of those
like wacky waving, inflatableflailing arms guys.
Yeah, for like pedestrians yeahand like the crazy thing is like
the dmv here is like on a 55mile per hour road.

(28:59):
It's like maybe put this onlike a 30 mile per hour road.
You know just like, and thenlike, take them to the.
It's kind of wild, it's likebecause you know as a kid you
don't want to like immediatelystart gassing it really fast.
So you know like I'm slowlyspeeding up.
I just remember my dad beinglike he grabbed her wheel and I
was like, yeah, dude, he's likewell, he had like his own wheel
no, it was my ownilot he likegrabbed it, like he reached

(29:22):
across and grabbed it and like,freaked me the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
You hit the gas really hard.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
We're going together, yeah I was just curious if you
had any interesting.
Yeah, so uh, alex still at thememorial goes to the teacher.
Valerie says that alex scaresthe shit out of them.
It it's like lady, you're alive, what are we doing?
We learn Todd's parents won'tlet them hang out with Alex.

(29:47):
And then, clear thanks, alex.
It's just like he saved y'all'slives.
Chill the fuck out Like thankGod he's got Allie Larder around
, otherwise they'd just be likewell, I wish we all just died
then.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Kill him right now.
Yeah, you ungrateful bitch.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah.
So after attending the memorialservice, an unusual chain
reaction happens to Todd, who isjust like about to shave.
He's in the bathroom and stuff,so we see death blowing through
the window, shuts the doorwhile Todd is taking a poop, and

(30:25):
then, while pooping, a leakytoilet nozzle, essentially, I
guess, a faucet, I don't knowit's the thing that turns your
water on and off.
Yeah, starts spilling water onthe floor, todd begins to shave
and sees a shadowy figure in themirror.
Todd slips on the slipperyfloor as he's taking his mom's

(30:45):
underwear and bra and stuff outof the bathroom shower shower
clothesline and he wears itweird and gets tangled in the
clothesline around his neckinside the shower and he
struggles it's tightening up onhis neck I was like, where did
the line come from, and why isthe shower equipped with a
garrotte wire?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
yeah well, I Well, I guess it was just the
clothesline.
I didn't even notice that.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, it's like fishing wire, almost it's like
dude just use like some twine orsomething Like what do we do?
Interesting?
Yeah, so maybe you put yourclothesline outside.
That's what we did when we grewup.
And also these are rich people,people by the looking for their

(31:30):
houses.
Where's your dryer?
I don't know.
Well, I guess there's someclothes.
You know right, you don't wantto dry.
I guess good at laundry, it'sjust like man it just seems like
a hazard now.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Um, but yeah, so uh todd uh accidentally just eating
tide pods.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, gets choked by little clothes todd accidentally
dyed himself, um so, butmysteriously the water starts to
retreat into the toilet afterTodd is dead.
The floor is dry and clean.
Is there no apparent cause fordeath?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
and like the shower was so slippery, he couldn't
stand up dude.
I don't know.
I don't know dude is death.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Holding him down, man .

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I mean, maybe the bathtub was wet, I don't
know it looks like somebody hadfilled it up with, like
aftershave that's what he justput some on.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
He just got finished shaving.
What I love about the scene islike in these movies there's
always like, oh, this is howthey're gonna die shaving.
Then he starts plucking his.
He's in high schoolers, buthe's plucking his nose hairs
already.
I feel like like it's just goingto make him grow faster as you
get older, so maybe don't dothat until you wait, till you
get older, and so you think, oh,it's going to go up his nose or
something.
Then it's like, oh no, it'ssome batshit clothesline death.

(32:35):
Okay, that's what I love aboutthe movie.
But while this was happening,alex had been receiving hints
about Todd's death at night.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
A piece of paper that says Todd on it.
Oh yeah, but it came out of hisporn magazine.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, like it got somehow got into the fan.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
He had an owl lens.
What's up?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
He throws a porn mag at it and owls are signs of
death.
Well, why would you do that?
I't know, it was weird, okay.
Um.
So alex rushed to the home tofind that todd has already died.
The father blames alex for thedeath because of all the grief
he had.
Well, sorry, father, that orfriend's father didn't just let
your son die on a plane.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
But I wanted him to die I just put my notes.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Motherfucker, he saved your kid's life, um.
And then clear, who's also forsome reason at the house, tells
alex to go away unless he wantsto be implicated in the death
which the agents already saw himat that point shrek and donkey.
Um.
So alex goes to clear's housewith her weird welding sculptors

(33:43):
.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
There's like a giant question mark on like a spring
and she's like I did this foryou and it's like this is you?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I?
Just I just been like, allright, I'm going to head out, I
guess.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Though if a girl would have made me turn me into
a bobblehead, that would be kindof actually be.
It'd be pretty solid, I guessshe doesn't have parents.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, We'll.
We'll figure that out soon.
She's just been on her own.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
She's living in, I guess in her old the old parents
house for a while.
Yeah, she's got a bunch ofspringy headed Like that's her
parents.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And then she makes one of, like the new boyfriend
and just like beats it up.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
You see that girl that beats up the up the karate
thing, uh-uh, she was driving atruck into it and she'll fart on
his face.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
What that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It's like one of those dummies you punch.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the punchingdummies and she just fucks with
it all the time.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I mean, hey, I feel like there's people out there
that need that.
She wasn't doing it to thatdummy.
I feel bad for whoever's in herlife.
So, uh, clear says that whenAlex spoke on the on the plane,
she could feel what he felt andfollowed him out of the plane
and again that night she couldfeel Alex's panic and went to

(34:54):
Todd's house.
So she also has the gift, whichis why she comes back later and
is able to see the deaths andstuff in the sequel.
So while his death is ruled aunaliving over guilt of George's
death, who stayed into theplane?
Alex sneaks into the funeralhome along with Clear to examine
Todd's corpse.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, he got Bloodworth.
I didn't know his name wasBloodworth.
Yeah, it was a great name.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's a perfect name , yeah.
So Alex learns that Todd waspulling at the shower cloth line
, which means that it wasn't asuicide, as the police concluded
.
The home's mortician, WilliamBloodworth, played by Tony Todd,
reveals that the survivors whoescaped from the impending
circumstances have disrupteddeath's plan.
Who is now claiming the livesof those who were meant to die

(35:40):
from the accident?
Got some great lines from you.
Got Bloodworth saying in death.
There are no accidents, nocoincidences, no mishaps and no
escapes.
I want to be his friend, yeah,and then you got the one.
Uh, it's towards the end of amonologue, but remember the risk
of cheating.
The plan of disrespecting thedesign could initiate a fury
that would terrorize even thegrim Reaper.

(36:02):
And you don't even want to fuckwith that mac daddy.
And then, as they're walkingout, I'll see you soon.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It's like yeah, let's go way to bring down the vibe.
He got my blood pumping baby.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I was like, yes, I just love a nice creepy guy in
the middle of a horror movie.
It's like oh God, let's go.
And Tony Todd just amazing,he's great.
Did you ever watch Candyman?
No, I saw it as a child,weren't there like bugs.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It was scary as a child, yeah, bees.
Bees Okay, did he?
Kill people with bees.
He killed people a lot of waysman, he had like a hook and
stuff.
He just he.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well, he was like a I believe he was like he was the
ghost of a slave.
He was the goat.
He's the ghost of a slave.
I believe Something like that.
It's been a while since Iwatched it, so I don't want to
say too much.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
You mean he wasn't like like happy for with all the
skills that he was taught as aslave came back to kill people.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Imagine that I really can't remember.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I should really rewatch that.
We should do it on the podcast,we should.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, I just remember being really scared of Tony
Todd as a child.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was always too scared of the box of the movie
because it looks scary.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's a great poster and cover.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, it's amazing because you can't really see the
face.
I don think it's like I likecandy but I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I don't like that man's candy during halloween.
You know he's only giving candycorn.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, you know strangers with candy yeah what's
your feelings on candy corn?
It's really not that bad.
Uh, my stepmother for somereason thinks that I love it and
gets me a giant bag of it everyyear.
I mean, I ate it when I, when Iwas young.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I know, yeah, you eat it, it wasn't good.
It wasn't like Reese's, but youknow it was just candy, they
weren't bad.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
It's just like weird old people candy, I don't know,
I guess I mean I get it whenI'll eat it if I don't have
anything.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It just feels like real, like depression era candy.
Yes, you know, here's some waxthat looks like Coradita Kids.
So, alex, are those NickelPeace candy?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
canes.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Alex and Clear.
They're at a cafe anddiscussing their next move.
Alex, he sees a bus in thewindow of the cafe when there is
no bus.
I love those things where he'slike what's happening.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
They remind me of the premonitions things you find in
that game, until Dawn, andstuff.
Oh yeah, those types of games.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Hell yeah Weird that that's becoming a movie, since
the game is a movie.
Those are fun games.
Yeah, I love them.
He tells Clear that they willhave to find the patterns and
cheat death again, Because theythink if they cheat death again
it will all end.
Don't know where they came upwith that idea.
So the rest of the survivorsarrive outside the cafe Just
randomly.
They're all just there.
It's so fun, I love that.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Hey, let's get all the people that death wants to
kill and get together.
Death is like bro, Is it my?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
birthday.
Well, I guess I'm just assumingthat death put into plans to
make them all show up at onceand hopefully he can just like
bam bam, bam, bam bam I gotsomewhere to be tomorrow so I
need to get this over with today.
So then again, carter justdriving his car sees Alex is
like oh fucking no way, baby,I'm turning around, almost kills

(39:18):
.
Billy, this guy needs to belocked up.
He needs some therapy,something I don't know.
Hey, good on his girlfriend forjust getting the hell out of
that situation Kills Billy.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
This guy needs to be locked up.
He needs some therapy,something, I don't know.
Hey, good on his girlfriend forjust getting the hell out of
that situation.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, she's like y'all got to stop and I'm just
like Alex ain't doing anything.
He's sitting in a cafe.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
This guy wants to run him over immediately, I know,
and just as her life began, Iknew it was taking it away.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's just like I put my notes like he saved y'all's
damn lives.
He can't help that death is afickle bitch.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
But like this is what got me about how bad death was
at trying to kill Alex, but thenshe just like gets hit by a bus
.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, yeah, well, so Alex, it wasn't his turn to die
yet.
He's going in a pattern.
He's got to go by by theseating charge.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
There's rules in death.
Of course there's rules indeath, of course.
Valerie, the teacher, declaresher intentions to move town,
while Terry is furious thatCarter picks a fight every time
she sees Alex.
She refuses to let the planecrash be the most important
event of her life, and I'm likeyou fucking go, girl.
I think it was up there though.
Yeah, it'd be up there.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I mean, you could let it like it's a fun story at
parties.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It could define your life for a week.
You know, let's give it a week.
And she's backing up to getaway from him into the street,
not smart?
On her and his run over, killedby a, and it splashes a seven
on Alex's face.
Oh, was it the seven survivors?
I just thought it was blood.
There's a bunch of number stufflike 180 pops up a bunch in the
movie.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I didn't see that.
What was that supposed to be?
Is that flight 180?
Flight 180, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, very fun stuff.
It almost feels like Lost tooka lot from Final Destination
because the fly shows up all thetime throughout the series of
loss, like the numbers.
It's funny.
So Later that night, afterwatching a news report on the
cause of the explosion, alexconcludes that the death is
reclaiming the survivorsaccording to the sequence of

(41:12):
their intended demise on theplane.
He sees that Miss Luton is next.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Well, she has a bad evening, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Not good.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Really, what else can happen to this woman?
I?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
don't.
It's like death is just likehe's having a good time.
You know, he's been doing thisfor so long.
He's like oh, I had to do aboring plane crash the other day
, but now I get to be deviousbaby, I've got creative freedom.
I just read a book on RubeGoldberg.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, rube Goldberg, rube.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Goldberg yeah, yeah, he just read a book about it.
He's like, well, that'sinteresting.
Or he just like recently killedhim.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
We're thinking about his death and be like I've been
thinking about implementing thisinto my ways of killing.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Let's try it.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
He's really trying to break through that glass
ceiling.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, so, yeah.
So Miss Lewton is strugglingwith the death of everybody.
She is packing up.
She looks out her window andsees creepy-ass Alex.
It's like let me be as obviousas possible that I'm just out
here weird.
So she calls Agent Shrek.
He shows up and they pick upAlex and take him away.
Shows up in a giant onioncarriage, yeah, like a really

(42:30):
short person, like behind him,lord Farquaad, it's our temp
Farquaad.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
He should have followed us.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
But so now, miss Luton, she feels safe, but death
blows in.
Death does a lot of blowing,yeah, hell, yeah.
So Alex talks with Ween andShrek.
I mean, come on, why did theydo this?
That was funny.
Pretty much implicating himself, miss Luton puts on.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
The cartoon wasn't even out yet at this point.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
No, it wasn't, I don't think, I don't think, I
don't think.
Yeah, I mean he's named afterthe Max Schreck the actor.
Yeah, but nobody knows thatyeah.
I just eventually stopped typingin the way it's supposed to be
called and I just started typingin Miss Luton puts on some John
Denver.
There's a lot of John Denver inthe movie.
What Denver in the movie?
Yeah, what's up with that?
He died on a plane crash.
Oh, yeah, yeah, so that wasRight, right, right.

(43:23):
Yeah, this movie is not verysensitive to people who died on
planes.
I mean Just because they like,literally, the premise used was
an actual plane crash.
The news in here when they'reshowing the plane crash, that's
of the plane crash.
Yeah, they were just like.
We can't get canceled foranother 15 years.

(43:44):
All right.
Alex tells the agents that he'sgoing to break the pattern.
They're like this guy might bea serial killer.
Miss Luton is making tea.
She throws like a rag on herknives, which is an insane thing
to do, and she's deaf in thetea kettle.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Do you think the agents ever thought that, oh,
this guy is saying that peopleare going to die unless he's
involved.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
No, we should like hold him, yeah, but they say One
more hour, dude, if you justquestion him for one more hour,
yeah, follow him home, missLuton will die anyway.
Be like hi, you're good to go,but we giving you a ride.
Yeah, we're talking Like whatthe hell.
So Miss Luton is making tea,she sees death in the kettle.

(44:27):
She starts her gas stove but itgoes out.
So she lights a match and we'relike this is how she dies.
But no, it just lights up theagents.
Let Alex go.
Shrek says he almost believesAlex because how creepy he is.
And then Wayne's like bro, youlook creepy.
He's like I almost believe itAre you?
sure you're not in the X-Filesseries.
He doesn't need his job.

(44:48):
Yeah, so Miss Luton gets scaredof her coffee mug because it
says the high school.
Yeah, that was silly, I mean Iguess it was funny.
And throws the water on theground and you're like, oh here
we go More water based death.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Throws it on a toaster and it explodes.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
So then she's like fuck it, I'm getting drunk.
God bless her for it.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
But then the mug for some reason just starts cracking
, I guess because it had hotwater in it and they put ice in
it.
And now freezing vodka.
But who?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
doesn't realize that their fucking mug is dripping as
much as that.
One was Insane, insane dude.
She's dealing with stuff.
She almost died, but yeah, nowthe vodka is dripping everywhere
.
She continues.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Is it the?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
same cup that she just Yep, okay, but now she's
like with the power of vodka.
I can get through this mug,that is true.
Maybe it's her only mug, thatis true.
So she continues to pack.
But alcohol got spilled on hercomputer, causing it to explode,
and you're like, oh, it justexploded, oh wait, it shot glass
into her neck.

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And then Alex walking home seesfire and then I guess the way
that it burns he's like a signit runs to her house, the
commercial for Gateway.
Yeah, so Luton's house startsto catch fire because there's
vodka everywhere.
She's trying to grab the rag toput on her neck.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
This has to be like 151 if it's on fire.
I know 151 if it's on fire.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I know she grabs a rag that's on the knives and it
falls over and pels her straightto her sternum.
Alex comes in to help, but thestove explodes causing the door
to fall on the knife evenfurther killing her.
And then Alex runs outside ofthe house as the house explodes.
Billy, for some fucking reason,just out for a midnight stroll
on his bike, is right in frontof that house, and then it

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explodes and it's like whoa.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
It's great.
It's like if you look over anddeath is over there, pouring a
pile of bird seed like Wile.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
E Coyote.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Just painting the train tunnel on the wall, just
like snickering to themselves,like they ain't gonna fucking
see this set up animals all overthe place because isn't that
how a coyote like laughs, likeyeah, oh here's the thing you
also have like a really refinedvoice, though.
Yeah, he's my favorite, um.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
So I know like this is like really silly, like like
the way we're talking aboutwe're really having a good time
with it, it's fucking brutal.
Like something that I feel likethis movie doesn't get talked
about enough is like how goodthe gore and the violence is
Like in terms of like horrormovies.
I'm like when she's got theknife in her, it's like blood
all over, it's like yikes, andthen even with the death earlier

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with the string around his neck, it's like it looked rough.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
His eyes.
Did you see his eyes Bloodshot?
Yeah, the moment they wentbloodshot.
That was pretty cool.
Yeah, because they all justkind of filled up like water
balloons with blood.
It was crazy, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It's like oh, I get why this movie has like stood
the test of time.
It's like it's a well-made, funmovie and it's also kind of
like it really kind of makes youfeel bad.
It makes you scared a littlebit, which, I'm like, makes you
look at the facts about how,like 90 of all accidents happen
in the home yeah, it makes youscared to be in your house and

(48:06):
to go outside 99 of planes inthe air are all falling at the
moment.
Yeah, they're falling constantly, but it was just like well,
after this death I was like shit, this movie's good man.
This is a good movie.
It's like no wonder they'retrying to bring it back, because
it's not like the Saw movies.
They're all kind of silly anddumb.
This is what I was like.
This is a really good movie, Imean, besides some of the

(48:31):
characters where it's like whatare your decision making?
Other than that, it's like theviolence and gore is all pretty
good.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
It's really fun, like the whole thing about the knife
being in her chest.
She's still alive, and then thechair falls on it.
It's an M further Death's justlike God dang it, she won't die.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
She's like a cat knocking shit off the counter oh
man, the new Final Destinationbetter have some cat related
deaths.
This cat's like messing withstuff.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, I feel like they've missed an opportunity
there.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
So whoever is directing this?
I hope you did that.
I hope you're listening.
So agents are now looking forAlex because they go to, like
Clear's house.
It's like where is he?
And she's like I'll never tell.
So the remaining survivorsreunite while driving through
town as Alex explains thesituation.
Clear tells Alex a story.
Yeah, so they're just Carter'slike.

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They're all kind of believinghim.
Now they're like do you see,when I'm about to die, I'm about
to die.
Am I going to die right now?
Who's going to die?
Am I gonna die right now?
Who's gonna die next?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
and then eventually he's like carter, you're next
big boy.
Yeah, I'd be upset too if, likesomebody knew that information
and they weren't saying itimmediately black bro, if you're
just gonna sit there quietly,I'm gonna know it's also if it's
one of us in this car.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
We all need to get away from each other now we all
need to go stand in a fieldempty field and we just need to
sit here, play.
We all need to go stand in afield Empty field and we just
need to sit here.
Plague crashes on us.
It's like we could maybe play.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, just like a meteorite lands on Carter, it's
like you would have to Damn it.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
So they go to some park.
Then Alex is sitting on a beachhiding out from the cops.
Clear comes up and tells Alex astory about her dad being shot
in a 7-Eleven as he was gettingcigarettes.
It turns out it ruined her lifebecause her mother was not able
to get over it and got a newboyfriend who sucked, apparently
and didn't want a kid.

(50:22):
So the mother and this guy justleft her, I guess in this house
all alone Sucks, yeah, it sucks.
Sounds kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I mean I was friends with the guys.
He had to go live in his ownhouse because his stepmom didn't
like him and so he was aloneall the time.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh yeah, no, I said that is kind of cool.
I guess maybe for like a nightit would be cool, but then it
was lonely.
Yeah, and she's like says hey,fuck that dude.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
We ball.
What was the deal with her daddying, though?
She said someone told him toturn around and he listened, and
then that's what he was saying,I guess because the store was
getting robbed and he turnedaround and got shot in the face.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I feel like he would have got shot anyway and she was
like.
I guess it was like the mom andhim were fighting.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It was probably her fault.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
He actually already had cigarettes at the house.
He cigarettes at the house.
He was getting cigarettes forher, yeah.
So Carter, who is next, isenraged over Terry's loss and
stops his car on a traincrossing First.
He's like driving through town,like trying to get an asshole.
He's like if I'm dead, if I'mlike y'all aren't going to die,
because apparently I'm the onlyone supposed to die right now.

(51:26):
It's kind of a fun scene, it'skind of a fun scene.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Claire's like oh, you're so attractive right now.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, oh my God, you're such a bad boy driving
with no hands.
But, yeah, so they stop on atrain crossing because he's
attempting to die on his ownterms.
Because, ok, I mean, I guessit'd be just trying to be a dick
.
I guess, honestly, I'd probablyreally get hit by the train
than the way the other peoplehave been doing.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah that's true, the way the other people have been
doing so far.
Yeah, that's true.
The bus lady got it the best.
Yeah, probably yeah, or maybeeveryone on the plane.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I don't know bro.
Yeah, that's pretty awful.
Devin Saw was in his face,burned off.
That would have been rough.
I'd want to be like where theexplosion initial explosion is.
That'd be the best place, yeah.
And also while driving, alexsaw like, like he's looking at a
seatbelt and it's broken, butthen he relooks at it and it's
like fine.
And he also sees a train likereflection in the window that

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was cool.
So the all of a sudden a train'scoming and they're stuck on the
track.
Everybody gets out.
Carter's like no, I'm going todie.
No, he's like he's just tryingto play a trick on him, because
he's like okay, now I'll movethe car and he's like you know
what, actually I don't want todie, and then the car won't
start, of course, and then aseat belt's faulty just like
they'll learn hard, damn it, um.

(52:37):
And so then, like saw was liketrying to pull it out, and he's
like I know this seat belt'sgonna break because I saw it in
a vision and it does breakexactly the way he saw it.
Um.
So alex was able to save himshitty seatbelt, but of course
the car got hit.
So now there's just like metaldebris everywhere and then,
sadly, our boy, alex oh man,that's so sad.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Takes it right in the throat.
It's like the only movie whereI didn't want him to die.
I know he wasn't a douche foronce in his life.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I know it's wild, it's so fun, it was crazy.
But yeah, I guess the trainlike hit a piece of shrapnel and
it goes, cuts off his head yeah, so I want that really happens.
But yeah, fuck that shit.
And it's just fun to see SeanWilliam Scott playing a
different character.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
It's great it's fun to watch him get his head
chopped in half too.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, that was also great.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I'm sure everybody from American Pie is like thank
God, that's what I imaginewhenever Captain America throws
his shield at somebody.
Like that's what should happen.
Yeah, but it never does.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, for real.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
It just like hits them and they fall back.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
That was like with the Falcon and Winter Soldier,
when you have like an agentshield guy or whatever who's
like trying to take over for himand he just like beats the
guy's skull in with a shield.
I'm like hell, yeah, it justturned it into paste.
Yeah, it was the best part ofthat show.
It's like, oh, finally we'redoing a little bit of realism
with what it's like to be hitwith a shield by somebody with

(54:01):
super strength.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, it's the hardest battle known to people.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, so Alex learns that because he intervened in
Carter's death, it skipped tothe next person in the sequence.
He saw the broken seatbelt.
Believes that he is next,though oh, uh, yeah.
Because of the seating chart.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, but then he realizes that he got it.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah, it was mistaken , Because the next day in his
fortified cabin you got cork onnails, windows and lamps all
taped up, putting on gloves toopen up the can.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
It has fire burning on a lamp sitting above water
and mushy food with a plasticspoon and gloves.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
But I love the idea of him putting on those gloves
because I've been cut by thosefucking lids so many times.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
The dude was ready, I would just be in like just a
whole full suit, like umpire,like a catcher's gear in
baseball.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Made of wood so you wouldn't get the nails or knives
cutting to get you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Then suddenly wind comes in.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Shit forgot about the wind Death.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
So some wind comes through the door, blowing the
can that he was just eating over, knocking onto a fishing pole
that opens a door.
He runs to close it A knife forsome reason almost gets him in
the face door.
Yeah, he runs to close it, aknife for some reason like
almost gets him in the face.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, man, he's got like a pickaxe, yeah, and really
big fishing hooks and sharpobjects.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
And I love it because he like, when he goes in, he
like looks like rusted fishinghooks.
Tetanus, I didn't know thesewere here of death yeah and I
guess this is Clear's likefamily cabin or whatever, but I
love he's just like Tetanus goodone death.
You can't get me.
I will beat you death.

(55:39):
You almost got me.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I feel like he lives in that barn, the untwister.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Apparently.
Oh shit, I had it in my notesbut it's not here.
This is actually a cabin from adifferent movie.
Apparently it's like in anothermovie, a cabin in the woods.
So the agents tell Clear thatthey will bring Alex in safely
and give him like policeprotection or whatever, if she
just tells him where he's at,which she does.
Alex recalls having changedseats with two classmates in his

(56:08):
premonition and realizes thatClear is actually next.
Dude, death, death goes all outon this.
And this girl so he's going torush her house to save her Um,
but he's also being pursued bywine and wean and strike.
He believes Alex is responsiblefor the remaining survivor's
death.
He almost dies a couple of timewhile running from me, almost

(56:29):
impaled by a tree.
A tree falls on him and healmost drowns in it.
That's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So this is what got, but what you said is right, Like
it's not trying to kill him.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
It's trying to stop him.
That's the only reason.
Yeah, it's trying to stop him.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
to get to clear, yeah , but like even though, but I
guess he can't kill him, hecan't like go all.
Death has rules.
I mean, I get that.
I like the rules.
God, I love rules.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Oh, rules are so good .
I love structure.
Oh, I love reading directions Ido.
But yeah, that's the way I sawit.
It's just like death's justtrying to be like stop guy, I
might actually do it, but he'slike I can't Dang it.
Who controls death?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
You just get and lives on his own.
Roger Taylor Greene Got her,but he's a fairer employee, so
he lost his job.
Damn.
Now he's just like on thestreet.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Anybody want to die Just holding up a sign, we'll
kill you for food.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Suck your dick for a soul.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I'll bite it off, you'll bleed out afterwards.
Damn, that was a good bit, oneof our best bits ever.
So we're back with Clear.
A power line falls at Clear'shouse and it's acting buck ass
wild.
Clear sees a candle blown outby death.
Essentially she saves her dogfrom the power line and is

(57:55):
almost impaled.
Then a swimming, uh, and Iguess there's, like this, the
above ground swimming pool.
You have this uh, I guess it'sa special clothesline thing
that's like.
It's like a circular thing,it's just spinning in circles,
yeah, and it like flies up,almost impales.
Her clothesline is getting alot of action in this movie, but
then it also impales theswimming pool causing water to

(58:15):
go everywhere.
She's like god dang dog chillout, so you can run away dog
makes it safely, barely escapesgetting electrocuted and then,
like she climbs up her house asthe power lines is like whipping
all around her.
She gets inside it whips insideSparks, like all her lights are
exploding in her house.
Now Death's, like it's thefinale.
Back your woman, yeah.

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Then she like gets into hergarage, she gets into the car,
she's trying to back out, buteverything's going buck-ass wild
.
The garage opener isn't evenworking.
It like impales into her car.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
She's trying to back up, but she can't because the
garage is like I'm in it too.
And then gas is starting toleak everywhere.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Maximum overdrive.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
So then Alex comes.
He finds clear, trapped insideher car and surrounded by loose
electrical cables that ignite agasoline leak around her.
It's so fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
This is such a great sequence.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
And then he's like he's gonna.
It's like I gotta grab thecable.
He believes that if he skipsthem again they will be safe
forever.
And he's like cause he'sessentially sacrificing himself.
It's like I'll die and thenit'll be over.
But he ends up getting safe.
But no one intervened in hissafety.
We, no one intervened in hissafety.
We'll get to that later.
So he grabs a cable allowingher to escape from the car just

(59:34):
before it explodes, and then heappears to be dead.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
You think that's just like cross his arms, like?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I just want to know, because then it cuts to six
months later and they have ababy.
Well, no, it cuts to six monthslater and it's just like a part
of me really wanted like ashort, like two or three minute
scene of, like the agents justbeing like what the fuck do we
describe as?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
what is happening here?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I want to know if they're just like, oh well,
obviously he wasn't killing her,right, so?
But does that just immediatelymean he's not implicated in the
rest of the death?
This is when they call theX-File.
Yeah, mulder and Scully getover here.
They try, but they like aredriving there.
Scully get over here.
They try, but they like aredriving there.
And then all of a sudden, likethey black out for like five
hours and then wake and it'slike damn it we got to deal with

(01:00:16):
aliens.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
We can't deal with death right now.
Or they're driving, they'rejust chanting O'Doyle rules,
yeah, o'doyle rules.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Flies off.
So, anyways, we cut to.
Six months later, alex is aliveand he's with clear and carter.
They travel to paris tocelebrate their survival and to
be finally going on the trip.
And remember everybody thatdidn't make it why I'm still
hanging out with carter.
I guess he's like you know whatI almost died.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Maybe, alex, you saved me twice, maybe every time
he looks at him he's like Iwant to kill you it definitely
seems like the his near deathexperience like changed him
because he is a completelydifferent guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
At the end of this he seems like more like yeah,
we're friends, and until DevinSawa brings it or Alex brings
out the like, actually, guys,let's look here.
Ok, alex revealed that deathnever skipped him after he saved
clear because he was neversaved from death.
He saved her, he wasn't goingto die.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Then so technically he's next.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
He's still there and death was like being a little
sneaky bitch.
It's like I'm going to give himsix months.
You know what I need?
I need a trip.
I want to get some me time.
I know that if I give him sixmonths they'll go to Paris and
then finally they can get somecroissants Eat, pray, love.
So, fearing that their struggleis unfinished, alex retreats
when a bus hurls a parking signnot a sign, it's a whole

(01:01:42):
lamppost towards a neon signwhich descends towards him.
Carter pushes Alex out of theway at the last second and he's
like hey, I saved you, so nowwho's next?
And swings back and towardsCarter and kills him.
Yeah, damn, that's the movie.
He almost made it.
Yeah, but like during thatscene, um, allie, or not Allie,

(01:02:03):
uh, clear, she sees like a buslike about to move.
Um, there was so much thathappened in like literally 10
seconds.
I was like I'm not writing allthat down but like John.
Denver starts playing French andthen there's like a pipe
falling down, there's like somenails falling, it's chaos, but
yeah, carter dies, which youknow.
Out of the final three of them,carter should have been the one

(01:02:24):
that dies he was a third wheel.
He was gonna beat some girl upat some point in France, like we
knew that was gonna that'sFinal Destination.
Hell yeah, what a fun movie,baby.
It was really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I almost called you babe, babe, don't call me that,
not in public.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah.
So let's hit our category thegood, the bad, the ugly the fine
.
So the good is something weliked about the film, the bad
something we didn't like.
The ugly is something thatdidn't age well.
The fine something that did ageWell.
You want to go, you want me togo, I can go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I think the good is, uh, that really good feeling you
get when you think everythingcan kill you.
Yeah, it kind of just gives youa new outlook on life.
This, this movie really doesreally a good reason to be
afraid of every waking moment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
It does a great job at making you feel anxiety.
Yes, this movie is veryeffective.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, that's what you're saying, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I agree, it does an
excellent job at that, for mygood.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I put.
All my fears are vindicated.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, it's like Final Destination said I could be
nervous about everything.
Um, I put the premise.
It's just a hell of a premise,just the whole, just everything
I kind of said throughout thepodcast of just like it's smart,
it's weirdly silly and smart atthe same time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yes, and it's just I don't know does it make you want
to be one of those guys withthe end is near posters?
Yeah, it does kind of just belike that.
Those guys with the end is nearposters yeah, it does kind of.
I just feel like that guy knowswhat he's talking about If you
feel the wind run.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
That's what they did in the Happening.
Well, yes, that wind suckedOutrun the wind.
Trees are fucking us, Bro.
Can you believe like, literally, the guy that made the Sixth
Sense put a scene in a moviewhere people have to outrun wind
.
What gets you there?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
What gets you from a perfect masterpiece of a movie
to Zooey Deschanel and MarkWahlberg.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Outrunning wind Perfect.
But anyways, speaking ofsomething bad, let's talk about
the bad of the movie.
I just put.
The way people act around Alexis a little little too much.
They could have toned it down abit.
Like they could have put somepeople being like, ah man, like
it's weird that you saw that,but like thank you for saving
like these few people thatworked out?

(01:04:44):
yeah, for everyone, I mean, Iguess, in if this movie was put
like in 2020 or 20 or 2002,right, like the suspicion that
like he may have blown up theplane or something like that
would have like really hit more,but the fact this is before
2001,.
It's like Like not everybody'snot just thinking people are

(01:05:06):
blowing up planes here, right,especially like high schoolers
or something.
So is this like maybe we couldhave found a way around that in
the plot or just being likecause it doesn't really seem to
affect Alex that much that likethese parents are upset at him,
like that doesn't seem to be abig plot point.
So for me, when I'm watching,I'm just like everybody, just
chill the fuck, chill, chill thefuck out.

(01:05:27):
It's like it's not his fault.
It's like it's not his fault.
You should be mad at theairplane people go.
Look at one airplane at theairport.
You'll be like, oh, this wasn'this fault he saved my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
The maintenance guys will be like, I don't know,
maybe try shooting it again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
This is the maintenance guy it's just like
three monkeys in a room hittingeach other with a wrench on a
typewriter, and then somebodywalks in.
I have an idea for a type ofwrench monkey wrench you've done
it again.
And then the food fighters areabout to take on a plane.
I have an idea for a song.
All right, well, that's a lotof monkey wrench business.

(01:06:03):
What do you got for bad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
uh, just carter.
God, I hated him so much, yeah,I know they always they were,
but it's the same as what youwere saying Like.
His reactions were just kind ofout of control.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
What are we?
Doing and there's really noexplanation for why he is the
way he is.
The explanation is this is whatteen movies were back then.
Teenagers suck In a teen movie.
There's got to be one asshole,yeah.
And they have no idea how tomake him an asshole, so they're
just like he's just going tofight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I'm a rock.
He's going to have a fast carand a jock.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
His dad's Mickey from the Rocky series.
He's like I don't want to fight.
He just keeps yelling at me,calling me a bum.
All right, what do you got forthe ugly?
Something that didn't age well,probably plant crushes.
Yeah, that's what I had did notage well, because it keeps
happening.
It makes you afraid.
Yeah, it was, it's very.
There's that fucking sequencewhere we see him on the plane is

(01:07:01):
scary, but I think probablyusing real plane crash footage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
That is never, that's rough.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I put that down too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I was like, yeah, maybe the parents of some of
these victims were like oh cool,I just wanted to go watch a
movie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, but they probably don't go to this movie
in general.
Oh, you're probably right.
If you see the trailer, what ifthey did?
And they're like, oh shit uh,oh we thought this was going to
be a the final destination.
Oh God, I put the fact that weall die one day that was ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, that's rough man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I think about it way more than I wish I did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Live life to the fullest.
Start a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Yeah, Come at us.
Death Snake farts.
It blows the house up, justskeletons.
So for the fine I put the joy Iget when I see Devin Sawa and
Ali Larder, because they'reactors from my childhood,
they're in so many moviesgrowing up.
It's great.
They're wonderful people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I can only I hope.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Well, this, this movie kind of was nostalgic,
yeah, yeah, very makes me feelgood, for sure, and shitty at
the same time, which is great.
No, but like I mean.
I mean devin saw he's such aproduct of like the 90s and
early 2000s, like where'd you go, brother holly lauder?
I think she showed up in dexter, which was fun to see yeah, was
she, that wasn't his sister,was it?

(01:08:26):
No, no, okay yeah, it's mydance.
You got for the something thatage.
Well, hmm, plain thought Death.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Just random death, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yeah, that age is great.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Just fun ways for people to die.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
It's always a great pastime.
Or just you know, like thecreative movie death, yeah Age.
So well, they still keephappening and I love when you
keep you on your toes yeah, it'slike man.
Are we eventually going to runout of fun ways to kill people
on movies?
Never, well I guess as long aspeople are finding fun ways to
kill people in real life, we'llhave ways to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, we could always switch back to horses, like I
was saying god, here we go andhorses.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Replace all the characters of this movie with a
horse you know, one day we'll doa special episode where we can
just watch the scene where thehorse explodes in Napoleon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah, so that you can just have your moment in the
podcast.
I just need my moment in thesun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
We'll do it while sitting on horses A hobby horse,
yeah, all right, we're going tohit our last little category.
It's called Double Feature.
We recommend a movie to goalongside this movie.
What you got.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I was going to say that probably recommended it
before, but the faculty yes.
I really like that kind of gaveme those kind of vibes that was
in the running of movies I wasgoing to pick Classic 90s, fun
alien monster flick Jon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Stewart's in it.
Yeah, so great.
Yeah, terminator T2000?
I can't remember his name fromTerminator 2.
The John Patrick or whateverArnold Schwarzenegger?
No, but yeah, that movie'sgreat.
It's just like all yourfavorite, like 90s actors are in
it, josh.
Hartnett with once again badhair in a movie.

(01:10:10):
Which was nice to see him inOppenheimer because it's like,
oh, someone like allowed him todo his hair in this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
But I will say something that these, all these
people in this movie could haveused were those little blue
mushrooms from that show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Oh yeah, the show you keep wanting me to watch, I
gotta watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
It's a common side effects.
Yeah, my side effects.
Yeah, my judge dude, just like,eats him.
He finds this mushroom and he's.
He knows his plane's about tocrash, so he eats one and he
survives the crash because, like, just our hand he's out these
kids when mushrooms make yourplane crash better or worse much
better.
I think, instead of just tryingto give you oxygen through that
mask, they should just pump itfull of, just like hallucinogens

(01:10:50):
.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yes everybody's high on DMT before they die.
Let's go, you'll get to figureout all the world's secrets
right before you die.
Fuck yeah, man.
So I chose another classic 90smovie Urban Legend.
Hell yeah, 1998.
College students expect aseries of bizarre deaths are
connected to certain urbanlegends.
The dog in the microwave, yeah,the classic.

(01:11:12):
Someone's behind you in a carflashing their lights because
somebody's in your backseattrying to kill you.
Because of that, I've alwayschecked my backseat in Metro,
even today Still as a grown-assadult.
I do it.
I have a tiny car so it's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I also started doing that, but after watching
Zombieland.
Yeah, yeah, that makes senseit's um, or like mr brooks, or
something like yeah oh, I'venever, actually never seen that
kevin costner movie anytime Ileave the car unlocked.
If I go inside of a store, Ialways have to check the seats
yeah, it's just like what'sgonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Um, let's see, is that it?
Oh, this movie was actuallydirected by someone who's known
for being one of the maindirectors of the X-Files man.
This movie really is like allstemming from X-Files.
It's kind of crazy.
I'm so glad we did a podcastover it.
That was so fun to like learn.
Yeah, it was really fun towatch.
He also did the movie the Oneand a lot of American Horror

(01:12:09):
Story 102.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
It I like the first season and it's parts of the
other seasons.
They just got wild there for awhile.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I could never.
It's like Ryan Murphy, same guythat did Grotesquery, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
It's like I don't know if I like his style.
I don't like a lot of it, Idon't like, but it is kind of a
guilty pleasure sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Yeah, I could do that .
I do want to like go back andwatch them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Maybe it's the second season that I like the most.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
The first one's like the, the therapist, the house,
like the death house or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
The second one that I reallyliked Is that the nine or the?
It was the one that was in likethe asylum yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Okay yeah, school um, well, that's the final
destination, baby.
Um, thank you for joining usand we're gonna get real silly
next week, because if you guyshaven't seen the movie hot rod,
essentially made by the lonelyisland, um, it's the movie they
did before pop star.
It's hilarious, wacky and greatand it really defined who I was

(01:13:11):
for a little bit when I wasyounger.
So we're going to be watchinghot rods.
It's got um, andy Sandberg, um,will Arnett, isla Fisher and um
, it's got a lot, of a lot ofpeople.
It's got a bunch of people and,uh, mr Green tea himself that I
constantly forget his name,like I'm doing right now.

(01:13:31):
Oh, my god, it's like why did Ieven bring it up?
I wasn't going to remember it.
It's okay, Whatever, we'll justskip that part.
Yeah, make sure you join usnext week for that movie.
Thank you for listening.
If you want to leave us somefan mail or something, you can
go to the top of our description, where we have a little link

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you can click and you can justtext us some fan mail, or go to
the bottom of the descriptionand send us an email, yeah, or
leave us some reviews.
You know, tell us how we did.
We got a couple more newfollowers.
This is fun.
We'd love to hear from you.
Yeah, our Sicario episode gotus like quite a bit of downloads
, like immediately, and I waslike hell yeah.

(01:14:12):
That's what I wanted to watch,and it seems like they've been
listening to other episodes, sothat's cool.
So yeah, if you're one of thosepeople, tell us what you think
about the podcast.
I know nobody likes to actuallyleave reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I don't do it on podcasts either unless people
specifically ask, like we'redoing right now yeah do it right
now, but, yeah, do that, tellyour friends about us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Unless people specifically ask like we're
doing right now, yeah, do itright now.
But yeah, do that, tell yourfriends about us.
I'd like to thank Joey Prosserfor our intro and outro music.
You can follow him on X at MrJoey Prosser, and this has been
the we Recommend podcast.
I've been Jesse, I've beenJason.
Watch out for death.
He's one bad Mac daddy.
He's right behind you.
Bye.
Thanks for watching.

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