Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Commentary)

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SPEAKER_03 (00:00):
Happy Halloween and welcome to the We Recommend
Podcast, a movie podcast whereevery week we recommend a movie
for you to watch, then come backhere to listen to us discuss.
But today we're doing aba-ba-ba-ba-bonus episode where
today you will be listening tous do a commentary.

SPEAKER_05 (00:18):
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.

SPEAKER_03 (00:21):
Two more Dice till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,
two more days till Halloween,Silver Shamrock.
Get ready for Halloween three,the season of the witch.

SPEAKER_05 (00:42):
Yes.
That's a song in this movie, andit will be stuck in your head.
Season of the Witch?
Uh no.
Oh the Witch.
Two more days till Halloween.
Which I hate that I did that.
I hate that I just sang.

SPEAKER_06 (00:54):
So in the dark right now.

SPEAKER_05 (00:55):
Justin.
Alright, we are watching this.
I rented it on Amazon Prime.
I am starting at all zeros, andI will be pressing the play
button.
Right uh in three.
I'll say three, two, one, play,and that's when you do it.
Alright, everybody at home, youready?

SPEAKER_03 (01:14):
Halloween one, Halloween two, Halloween three,
play.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22):
Yeah.
So ours has the FBI uhcopyright.
So I hope everybody's out islike that.
I didn't know what to do as aquote.
All I know from this movie is asong because it gets stuck in
your head.
I can't breathe.
So um, yeah, this is the thirdHalloween.
Um John Carpenter never wantedto do another Michael Myers

(01:45):
story.
He wanted he wanted Halloween 2to be something completely
different, but the studio'slike, are you fucking kidding
me?
We print money with MichaelMyers.
So make Halloween 2 with MichaelMyers.
Um so yeah, that's why we gotthe second one with Michael
Myers, and then he finally gotto do what he wanted, which was
a completely different story,which is Halloween 3, a very
cult film that people love.

(02:06):
I've watched it once and thoughtit was kind of boring mostly.
So I'm ready to change my mind.
I can't wait.
I guess I should probably putone ear without it so I can hear
more.
Oh shoot, I need to put thesubtitles on.

SPEAKER_07 (02:21):
Hope it doesn't pause it because we'll have to
restart.

SPEAKER_06 (02:26):
Not really recognizing any of these, like
Tom Atkins.

SPEAKER_05 (02:30):
Oh yeah, Tom Atkins.
He's he's been in stuff.
And Tom Atkins is like a billionyears old in this, but everybody
wants to fuck him.
Nice.

SPEAKER_06 (02:41):
There seemed to be a it seemed to be a um a theme in
the 70s and 80s.

SPEAKER_05 (02:45):
Yeah, it's like um what's that guy?
Um he's like, I guess a sexsymbol for like the 60s and 70s.
Um look now where people justwere like, ooh, I love these
older men.
Um what's his name?
It's uh uh what's his name?
It's Sutherland.
I just can't remember which one.
Donald Sutherland.
Oh, yeah.

(03:06):
He's constantly fucking everygirl, every young girl in like
the 70s and 60s, and it's likethis guy.
Back when it was great to be aman.
So let's just art it, let's justgo ahead and talk about it.
Like uh the pumpkins are better,right?
Thanks for digital pumpkin.
Yeah, they're making like a onthe TV screen essentially.

SPEAKER_06 (03:25):
Super advanced technology.

SPEAKER_05 (03:27):
Because this is more about like the ways they use
marketing and stuff to um, youknow, make people make people
insane.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (03:39):
It looks kind of like a light bright.

SPEAKER_05 (03:41):
Yeah.
So like this one, it's uh itbecame became iconic because of
like the song and the mask thatare in it.
The masks play a big part in themovie.
Um, but it's just like there'sso many parts where I'm like, I
don't really fucking get it,like why people love it so much.
But actually, now that I'mstarting to see more of the
pumpkin, I'm kind of fuckingloving the intro.

(04:05):
So when you carve pumpkins, canI ask you something?
Like, do you ever carve themcrazy or are you just like, hey,
we carve them with faces?
That's how pumpkins are supposedto be carved.

SPEAKER_06 (04:14):
I've never tried to get creative with it.

SPEAKER_05 (04:17):
Me neither.
Something about a face on apumpkin.
That's just the way it shouldbe.
That's the way God intended it.

SPEAKER_06 (04:21):
We had a pumpkin carving contest in college, and
one guy carved the logo for TopGun into his pumpkin.
It was incredible.
Mine just had snaggle to it.

SPEAKER_05 (04:36):
October in a Halloween movie.

unknown (04:39):
Saturday, the 23rd.

SPEAKER_05 (04:41):
All right, we got a person running.
So shit, and there's a bearchasing.
You know, hopefully everybody issynced up with us.

SPEAKER_06 (04:48):
Is he yawging?

SPEAKER_05 (04:50):
He's yawging.
Damn, boy, can't run well.

SPEAKER_06 (04:53):
No, he is running away from something because he
keeps looking back.
And he's in a suit.
He's panting.

SPEAKER_05 (05:01):
No.
Yeah, man, like I don't rememberthis at all.
I gotta remember, I gotta talkon the microphone.
I should probably Sorry, there'sgonna be a little wiggling.
Is it Tommy Lee Jones?
No.
Oh who is in this shit?
Um, we shouldn't know because Ijust uh, you know, it's all the
credits.

(05:22):
So the guy that directed this isTommy Lee Wallace.
That's where you got the TommyLee Jones.

SPEAKER_06 (05:31):
Um this guy kind of from his side profile kind of
looks like it in the dark.
Because yeah, it looks nothinglike him.

SPEAKER_05 (05:38):
But uh this guy did a lot of stuff with uh John
Carpenter.
He did Frida Night 2, but umprobably most other recognized
movie would be oh, he did liketwo episodes of the TV
miniseries of it, which is cool.

SPEAKER_07 (05:52):
Yeah.
He kind of looks like DirtyHarry a little bit.
He does, doesn't he?
Hell yeah.
Have you ever seen those?
I've never seen them.

SPEAKER_05 (06:02):
The first one, the first one's so good, dude.
Yeah, it's just like kind of aserial killer movie.
It's great.
It's cool.
Yeah, I really like it.
There's this great scene of thekiller like that's on a bus with
a bunch of children, and it'slike, yikes.

SPEAKER_06 (06:16):
But yeah, that movie's iconic for like a
reason.
It's it's a really good film.
I've only ever seen clips of it.
Yeah.
Like in daytime television.
Yeah.
I mean, there's the obvious likeyou feel lucky, punk.
Yeah.
That classic thing.
Big ass gun.

SPEAKER_07 (06:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (06:30):
There's a video game on the NES about Dirty Harry in
the movie.

SPEAKER_05 (06:34):
It is weird.
Like all those NES games, likeevery every movie that came out
during the NES runtime got agame.
I remember playing the Robocopone a lot.
Yeah, I had that one.
So it's such a bad game.
So it was so hard.
I had the Jason, the Friday.
That one was hard too.
It made no sense.
No, it didn't.
I love that.

(06:55):
Was something that I reallyliked about YouTube is that you
could go back and watch peopleplay it and beat it.
Actually beat it.
Oh my god, this is how you beatit.
I would have never figured thisout as a child.

SPEAKER_06 (07:03):
I was terrified of it as a kid when I played it.

SPEAKER_07 (07:07):
Oh, snap.
What's happening here?
Classic.

SPEAKER_06 (07:13):
He removed the chalkbox.
Squoosh.
That car.
It was not going that fast.
I know.
You could have easily moved.
He probably could have stoppedit.
Or at least like put his handout and like got up.
I don't know.
It's just like accidents happen,I guess.

(07:33):
Oof, man, there's nothing betterin an old car.
Oh man.
2600 pounds of solid steel.

SPEAKER_07 (07:45):
Alright, so.
I thought I said British barkingcontinues.

SPEAKER_05 (07:49):
I don't know why it's like British.

SPEAKER_00 (07:51):
Oi! Rolf, rough, mate!

SPEAKER_05 (07:54):
I don't know why mate.

SPEAKER_00 (07:55):
Rolf!

SPEAKER_05 (07:57):
And that's the opening to Halloween 3.

SPEAKER_06 (08:00):
Uh like did you remember 101 Dalmatians?
How they do the this the bark,like this, and what do they call
it?
That they send a message acrosslike great distances just by
barking.
And then like we have like allthese British dogs with British
voices.
It's incredible.

SPEAKER_05 (08:17):
Man, that should be something I watch.
I haven't watched that.

SPEAKER_06 (08:20):
The Scotty dog was Scottish.
Yeah, obviously.
Obviously.

SPEAKER_07 (08:25):
Alright, so this is uh this movie's about like Irish
stuff.
So man.
Wait, Stonehenge in Ireland.

SPEAKER_06 (08:34):
I wish I could go to the Stonehenge back then,
because you could actually walkup to it.
Can you not now?
No.
Too many assholes are up theremessing with it.

SPEAKER_05 (08:42):
Too many people trying to steal it on its own
too.
Something.

SPEAKER_00 (08:45):
I'm gonna put this in my fatty pack.

SPEAKER_07 (08:47):
Oh wait, this is a song.
Disembodied head, yes.
What is the silver shamrock?
Silver Shamrock is so fuckinggood.

SPEAKER_05 (09:03):
Yeah, those are like a costume show?
Yeah, these are like the masks.
It's like a company that makesmasks.
And this is what the like supericonic about it is the masks.
Um and Silver Shamrock and thelittle song.
I do love the mask.
It's really great.
It's just you'll see what I'mtalking about whenever they get
into the heart of the storywhere I'm like, this is what

(09:24):
we're doing.
Because this is not, well, Imean, there's so there's a lot
of cool stuff in this movie.
It's just overall doesn't, it'snot something I'm like, I have
to watch.

SPEAKER_06 (09:34):
Oh, does this not have this the scene where
Michael Myers goes speed dating?

SPEAKER_05 (09:38):
No, it didn't.
They they actually cut that fortime.
They're like, ah, it's almost anhour and forty.
We can't add this 10-minutescene.

SPEAKER_06 (09:45):
So this one chick's like, oh, you're such a great
listener.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (09:50):
Just takes her out to uh make out point.

SPEAKER_07 (09:53):
Rips her head off.
It's just like, man, the openingof this movie is like, what are
we doing?

SPEAKER_06 (10:07):
It looks like the beginning of Resident Evil.

SPEAKER_01 (10:13):
Panting.

SPEAKER_07 (10:16):
Sorry, we have uh close captions on, so they're
coming.
What?

unknown (10:24):
Wow.

SPEAKER_05 (10:25):
Then he just dies.
He looked like he already came.
Yeah, like what is he dying for?
It's super important.
I think he just was running somuch he passed out.

SPEAKER_06 (10:35):
It's like me after playing kickball for 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 (10:38):
Yeah.
What's scarier than MichaelMyers?
Guys in S.
Sag guy in a little coat?
This is Tom Ack.
He doesn't look that old in thisone.
He's like handsome for like he'slike a man handsome, right?

SPEAKER_06 (10:55):
Yeah, he definitely looks like he's been on a Tim
Allen show.

SPEAKER_05 (10:59):
Yeah.
Looks like he could be TimAllen.

SPEAKER_07 (11:02):
Great, our Wi-Fi is uh not loading properly.
This is fine.
I hope he doesn't fuck up.
What did they get?
My asks.
Oh, he's cute.

SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
Oh, these fucking suck.
I'm a spoiled little brat.

SPEAKER_05 (11:23):
Damn.
Like, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 (11:25):
Hey, wife, tell me next time.
They're great masters.
Those are better.
Those are great.
That's great.
Love the song.
Drinking and doctoring.
Oh, he's a doctor.

SPEAKER_05 (11:44):
Yeah.
Man, do they ever just like makemovies about doctors where they
don't drink constantly?
Or do you think?
I told you, you're gonna getthis song is gonna get fried
into your brain.
It's like obviously the point ofthe movie.

SPEAKER_06 (11:57):
A lot of doctors like to dip in their own supply
of painkillers.

SPEAKER_05 (12:00):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 (12:03):
Dennis, they love their nitrous gas and whatever
else they use.

SPEAKER_05 (12:09):
It's like weird after I got my wisdom teeth
pulled out, and you know, theygave me the gas, and I was just
like, man, that was like some ofthe best sleep ever.
Just like, can we just can Ijust like do that again?
Let's do this whole thing.
It's like wild.
They only took like 10 minutesto pull my four teeth out, too.
It's great.
That's great.
That's incredible.
It's just because they wereactually poking out so they
didn't have to like dig forthem.
It's like Natalie was like,dude, you were barely in there.

(12:33):
I was like, really?
I feel like I've been in therefor years.
It was wild.
I was just like, because I waslike, I went into it.
I'm like, all right, I'm gonnaknow when I'm feeling this shit.
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna belike, I'm feeling it.
Then next thing I know, I waslike, I was just like looking at
the dentist and he's like, hey,how's it going?
It's like, all right, I'm gonnaturn this on.
I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_06 (12:52):
Then uh time to wake up.

SPEAKER_05 (12:54):
Next thing I know, I'm waking up and I see Natalie.
I'm like, whoa.

SPEAKER_06 (12:57):
Yeah, are you like on the operating table and they
say count down from 100?
You barely get to 96.

SPEAKER_05 (13:03):
No, he just turned it on without me really
understanding what he's doing,and then I was out.

SPEAKER_06 (13:07):
I remember when they told me to count backwards, I
was like, oh, that's just such abig number.
Why would I have to count thatfar?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (13:17):
You got like one hundred.

SPEAKER_06 (13:19):
I woke up and I was circumcised.
Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_05 (13:22):
There we go.
Man, your dentist was a baddentist.

SPEAKER_06 (13:32):
You put it in his big bottle of foreskins.
It's like it's like a weirdgoosebumps story.
Goosebumps.

SPEAKER_05 (13:39):
My dentist stole my foreskin.

SPEAKER_06 (13:41):
Why didn't they put could they not pry the mask out
of his cold dead hands?

SPEAKER_05 (13:46):
It's like, oh, this must be like his blanky.
The guy really likes this.
So out of the three masks, yougot the pumpkin one, the witch
one, the skull one.
Which one you picking?
I'm picking pumpkin.
I like pumpkin one.
I haven't seen him put on thepumpkin one yet.
I haven't seen it on either, butI just like the pumpkin one.
The skull is pretty rad.
Yeah, the skull's pretty good.
I'm not I'm not like much intothe green witch imagery.

(14:06):
It's not like my favorite.

SPEAKER_06 (14:07):
So this year Lila Claire is gonna be Elpha Elphaba
from Wicked.
The movie Wicked, yeah.
Cool.
She's got her little costume,she's so cute.

SPEAKER_05 (14:15):
She liked the movie.
I haven't seen the movie.

SPEAKER_06 (14:17):
She hasn't seen the movie yet.
She just likes witches.
One year for her birthday, wegot her a cauldron with like
it's like a spell brewing playset.
She loves it.

SPEAKER_07 (14:26):
Your daughter's gonna grow up to be just fine.
Yeah.
It is nice that like it's socool that now.

SPEAKER_05 (14:35):
Like, just think about decades ago.
It's like, oh, my daughter'sinto witch stuff.
Everybody'd be like, burners.
Satan.
Well, you know what?
The parents are going to jailforever.

unknown (14:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (14:46):
I mean, they're still kind of.
It's like now everybody's like,oh, you're into witch stuff?
That's really cool.
So am I.
Yeah, it's that's the time.

SPEAKER_06 (14:53):
The best.
Well, this guy's definitelygonna murder someone, right?
He's putting on the black clock.

SPEAKER_05 (14:58):
Yeah, well, he's in he's in the uh he's in the
hospital.
He's in the murder hospital.
They're really just gonna killthis random mechanic looking
guy.
Oh.
Well, I guess he's not amechanic, but he looked he was
running through a junkyard, so Ijust assumed he's a mechanic.
Dr.
Death.
Oh man.
This movie's like, what if wespent forever getting this movie
going?
Gotta give me a pair of dimshoes.

(15:19):
I don't know why I'm complainingabout the pacing of the movies.
I usually don't mind about it,but there's this like, we get
it.
This guy in the suit, just lethim kill this guy already.

SPEAKER_07 (15:27):
What what more do we need to do here?
Oh, is he gonna punch him?
I've gotta put you hard.
What I've gotta steal your nose.
Got your nose.

SPEAKER_04 (15:44):
Damn.

SPEAKER_06 (15:44):
That's like a woo- Whoa.
That's like a woo.
He's gouging his eyes out?
Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 (15:50):
Man, this is gonna ruin the reputation of the
hospital.
Oh wait, that was fucking sick.

SPEAKER_06 (15:57):
He just He pulled his bones out of his face or
something.

SPEAKER_05 (16:00):
Yeah, I guess he he pulled the the nose bone that
does that, apparently.

SPEAKER_07 (16:06):
What happens when you pull that bone?

SPEAKER_05 (16:07):
Did he just die?
How do wait.

SPEAKER_07 (16:09):
Alright, I gotta look I gotta look up how you
pull that bone.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (16:14):
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing, man?
Those nurses work hard.
They don't need this.

SPEAKER_05 (16:20):
I know, it's like, oh let me leave.
Let me leave everything.
All this evidence.

SPEAKER_07 (16:26):
Listen to the nice lady.
Screams, this man doesn't have amustache.

SPEAKER_05 (16:39):
Get in here.
I cannot.
I don't know.
No one's really talking abouthow how why why that death is
cool.
Everybody says it's a cooldeath, but no one knows.

SPEAKER_06 (16:45):
It is a cool death.

SPEAKER_07 (16:47):
It doesn't make much sense as to what's happening.
Damn it, Agnes stopped sobbing.

SPEAKER_06 (16:58):
Shouldn't you look go for the look at the patient?
I feel like that would be Yeah.
So uh first thing.

SPEAKER_07 (17:06):
Let's see.
What was like the budget of thismovie?

SPEAKER_05 (17:09):
So the budget was twenty million five hundred
dollars and it only growsfourteen.

SPEAKER_06 (17:16):
What are you doing?
He's so thirsty.
Oh hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (17:19):
Well I think he's that was a dummy.
Oh well it did kind of look likeHalloween Loki loves to explode
cars.
Why?
These movies always explode andshit.
I'm so confused right now.

SPEAKER_05 (17:33):
Well, so these guys, obviously bad guys, they have
something to do with the maskbecause that guy was holding
one.
Um, so assuming he knewsomething about the masks, and
so far that's where we're at inthe plot, in like 20 minutes.
So and we know that the kids,the main character's kids also
have the mask, so that's alittle bit of tension.

SPEAKER_06 (17:52):
This guy's just protecting his company.
Well, he's loyal.

SPEAKER_07 (17:57):
We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 (17:58):
Wait, is the cop also a firefighter?
Yes.
This is my Halloween costume.
I wear a firefighter hat and mylittle F on my hat.
Maybe he's the fire.
It wiggles a little bit and myhat's a little too big, but
that's fine.
I love how that it has an F forfire on the front.
Oh, I think it has an F on theother side, it has a D.

(18:19):
Fire.
Because he F that D.
Oh man.
Wait, how many days is it tillHalloween?
Today's Tuesday.
So Tuesday one.
Today's the 20.
So we got four more days though.
Well, I guess technically threemore days.
Three more days.
It's Friday.

SPEAKER_03 (18:35):
Halloween.
Halloween.
Are you dressing up as anything?

SPEAKER_06 (18:39):
Nah, we gotta go to a fucking football game.
And like, so alltrick-or-treating has been
canceled, and so the kids haveto trick-or-treat in the parking
lot of the football game so theycan all play football.

SPEAKER_05 (18:49):
Tellahoma, an entire city canceled Halloween for a
football game.

SPEAKER_06 (18:54):
A bunch of big neighborhoods that always do.

SPEAKER_05 (18:58):
Fucking trick-or-treating sucks now.
It's BS.
Wow, some behind the sceneshere.
Jason is getting phone calls.
It's okay.
You don't have to be feel weirdabout it.
If you have to exit the room,you can.
It's says potential spam.
Ooh.
Someone's spam at me.
The true horror of Halloween.
Spam.
Alright.

(19:18):
Yeah.
I didn't pay attention to any ofthat.
My bad.
Sunday, the 24th.

SPEAKER_03 (19:23):
Seven more days now.
Halloween.
Halloween.
Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 (19:27):
Does it keep counting though?
Do they change their commercialeach day?
Yeah, apparently.
That's how you know it's a goodcommercial.
That's on top of it.

SPEAKER_07 (19:37):
Is this his is this the old man's wife?
It's gotta be his daughter.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, yeah, your father'sdead, but I can be your father
now.
No.

SPEAKER_05 (19:53):
It's like, oh, he's fucked up.
So uh the movie's novelition, uhnovel so this movie, so it was
the budget was two million fivehundred dollars, five hundred
thousand dollars.
Um it worldwide gross wasfourteen but million, but people
didn't really like it at first.
Like it was not as successful asthe other ones.

(20:14):
People didn't like that MichaelMyers was in it, but then it
became a huge cult following.
And I guess the movie'snovelization was published in
1982 by science fiction writerDennis Etchison under the
pseudonym Jack Martin.
Despite the movie's criticalfailure, the book became a
bestseller and was even reissuedtwo years after the movie's
relief.
Wow.

SPEAKER_06 (20:32):
Pretty bad when your movies like doesn't it's not
nearly received as well as anovelization, you know, those
when book level boring is betterthan your movie.

SPEAKER_07 (20:41):
Yeah.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 (20:46):
I mean, I if they like picked up the pace just a
little bit at the beginning,like I mean, with that that one
kill in the commercial, it'sreally cool.
It's just it's just we're, youknow, we're supposed to be we're
not really getting to know anycharacters, which kind of sucks.
It's like at this point youalready knew.
Well, you had the whole greatopening of Halloween on the very

(21:08):
first Halloween with the kid andlike killing the sister and
stuff.
Yeah.
But then you you Lori, you learnabout her and stuff like that.
You already know your maincharacters by this point in the
film next time.
Now we're just like, we get it.

SPEAKER_02 (21:22):
The doctor's a doctor, and there's a random
dead guy.

SPEAKER_06 (21:24):
The yeah, Dr.
Dan is like the only characterwe know.

SPEAKER_02 (21:27):
I'm Dr.
Dad.
My brother is Lieutenant Dad.

SPEAKER_06 (21:31):
And this is my voice I do often.

SPEAKER_07 (21:34):
But I watch movies to try to be fuddy, so I'm sorry
for everybody, I hope.

SPEAKER_05 (21:46):
Yes, a guy pulled pulled someone's nose up and
killed him and then lighthimself on fire.
Yes, it's a little fuckingfreaky lady.

SPEAKER_07 (21:55):
This doesn't happen at hospitals.

SPEAKER_05 (22:02):
So using the original molds, the skull,
witch, and jack-o'-lantern masksseen in the movie were mass
produced by Don Post Studios andsold in retail stories stores to
promote the movie's release.
Nice.

SPEAKER_07 (22:16):
It's like I wish they had four masks.

SPEAKER_05 (22:18):
I feel like three, because then it's like because
you know, it's like if you're acouple, right, and you want to
dress up as the characters witha mask, it's like, damn, we need
a third.
It's like if you had four, youcould have two couples go
together as this.
That's real bummer.

SPEAKER_06 (22:34):
Hell yeah.
And it's wild to think that astore that sells masks.

SPEAKER_05 (22:39):
Uh and I was looking, we're I decided to do
kind of me and Allie are gonnado last-minute costumes for
Halloween.
And we're doing um uh I'm goingas Ghostface, and she's going as
Casey Becker, like Harry Moorefrom the beginning.
And I went to try to get like athey have the Halloween movies

(23:01):
in it.
The first Halloween's in thisuniverse.

SPEAKER_08 (23:06):
Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 (23:11):
Um, but dude, it's just like I started looking for
it last week, so it's like aweek and a half for Halloween,
and like everything's Christmas.
This is insane.
Like half the they quit gettingmad.
I'm like, what do we Halloweenstarted in like September this
year and then ended by likeOctober 1st and became
Halloween?

SPEAKER_06 (23:31):
I actually started listening to Christmas music
last night, or it's just onTikTok or something, and I had
to yell.
Ugh.
And she's like, I'm just dippingmy toes in, just getting ready.

SPEAKER_07 (23:40):
Why?
No, you just get masturbatinginto a mask.
Oh, I know you did.
What a liar.
She's like, no, I know you're aliar.

(24:02):
My dad actually hated me.
Wait a second, woman, I grabyour arm.
That's the most craziest at all.

SPEAKER_06 (24:19):
That's it's funny to think that this doctor wouldn't
take the opportunity to messwith a patient.

SPEAKER_00 (24:25):
Right.

SPEAKER_06 (24:25):
Because the real crazy ones were my stepfather,
uh, the mother's husband.
He was a doctor in in anemergency room.
Yeah, he would always mess withthe real crazy ones.

SPEAKER_08 (24:36):
Really?

SPEAKER_06 (24:37):
And it was kind of weird hearing him talk about it.
That's cool.
That's really good to know.
Yeah, they put this one guy withschizophrenia in a bathroom, or
he went to the bathroom becausethey needed a sample from him, a
stool sample.
So they needed him to use thebathroom, and the guy wouldn't
do it, so he got over theintercom and was like, This is
God.
I'm in the toilet, I need you tofeed me.

(24:58):
And like I was like, Well, it'sreally fucked up, man.
Wow.
I don't know if it worked.

SPEAKER_05 (25:04):
Well, if anybody at home has similar stories, how
about you send us some fan mailand the link in the description?
Be careful for those sillydoctors.
At the bottom of thedescription, call 911 for some
help.

SPEAKER_02 (25:18):
Pick up more masks.

SPEAKER_05 (25:19):
You see, like right now, those masks you wouldn't be
able to get them because it'dalready be Christmas.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean it'd be Christmasin the store.
Because they've already takendown Halloween.
Yeah.
It'd be like the worst possibleHalloween costumes would still
be in stock.
Like when I went to look for theghost face, it was just a bunch
of like couple costumes.
One's like a bun and a hot dog.

(25:41):
Uh there was like some tacos.
I was like, what the fuck are wedoing here?

SPEAKER_06 (25:46):
I love a good food-based costume though.

SPEAKER_05 (25:49):
I honestly hate them.
They're hilarious.
It's like I would never in amillion years go as a voodoo.
I would want to be a I could doa taco.

unknown (26:00):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (26:01):
You can be the but you can be the buns.
I'll be the meatball.
Buns.
That would be a fun costume.
Yeah.
Of your partner be the wad ofmeat.
Just like ground, you know, likewhen you get the little like uh
rolls of ground beef.
Yeah.
You can be the ground beef.
What can be the show?
Ooh, so the gas station at thebeginning, seen in this movie,

(26:24):
can also be seen in JohnCarpenter's The Fog.
Oh, I like the fog.
Yeah, that movie is short.
And you know what?
Could have been shorter.
That's my review of that movie.
And the small town of SantaMaria, California was also the
setting up for invasion of thebody snatchers.
Hell yeah.
The 1956 version.
Here we go.

SPEAKER_06 (26:42):
Man, gotta love those TVs.
I wonder how heavy those sons ofbitches were.

SPEAKER_05 (26:51):
Yeah, dude.
I still have one in my uh oldhome.
Not like that, but you know,like the 2000s version of those
TVs.
Hell yeah.
So I have one in my I reallyliked those TVs.
I kind of miss them.

SPEAKER_06 (27:03):
I remember my grandmother's TV was like a huge
piece of furniture.

SPEAKER_05 (27:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (27:07):
Like wood.
Do you have the with the TVinside the middle?

SPEAKER_05 (27:10):
Giant TV with the TV on top of it.
No.
Yeah.
We did.
The TV that was broken.
Oh, you just put the new one ontop of it.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
It was much smaller, so it'sjust like, oh.
That rules.
I don't I wonder how we got theTV.
I watched a lot of Dragon Ballon that broken TV.
Nice.
I remember when I gave out, itwas actually during while I was
watching Dragon Ball.
And I was like, no.

SPEAKER_06 (27:31):
No.
What happens to Fegita?
Vegeta.

SPEAKER_05 (27:37):
So yeah, they're gonna go to Sandamira.
They're gonna figure out whatthe hell's going on with these
masks.

SPEAKER_06 (27:43):
Home of the costume shop that has three masks in it.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (27:49):
Oh shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (27:50):
It's actually start, yeah.
I'm starting to remember a lotmore now.
Dublin.
Man, the Irish taking another L.

SPEAKER_05 (27:59):
So this is in Ireland?
No, this is in California, butlike it seems like the like an
Irish company has taken like thewhole town essentially.
Oh shamrock shade savings.
Gotcha.
Kind of see where the plot'sgoing.
Silver Shamrock.
They're having these masks.
Marketing taking over, right?

SPEAKER_07 (28:18):
That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 (28:23):
Man, I read so I listened to the audiobook of the
ritual, and the ending is wildlydifferent in the book than it is
in the movie.
Don't tell me.

SPEAKER_05 (28:33):
Not all the pot, at least.
Okay.
Or you can.
Well, no, because this is acommentary.
They can't pause it, or it wouldbe all wrong.

SPEAKER_06 (28:42):
Um I love those cars that have like the bench seats
in the back.

SPEAKER_05 (28:50):
Yeah.
Um, can I ask you something?
What does the song, uh theSilver Shamrock commercial,
sound like to you?

SPEAKER_07 (28:58):
Halloween.
Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 (29:02):
Uh I can't remember how that goes.
Uh the kids.

SPEAKER_03 (29:05):
London Bridge is falling down.

SPEAKER_05 (29:06):
Yep.
And they used it because it uhwas in the public domain.
Nice during this movie.
Wild how a lot of movies aremade have things like that.
Just because it's public domain.

SPEAKER_06 (29:20):
They're like, ah, that's free, we'll use it.
I would love to go through someof those old videos that are in
public domain.
I I've been through some of themusic and it's, you know, not
all that great.

SPEAKER_07 (29:30):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (29:33):
That's your wife?
Wow, she's like 18 and you'relike 56.
No, I don't know how old he was.

SPEAKER_07 (29:39):
I don't know how old Kim Atkins was during the
filming of this.
I'm just gonna run over herenow.
So where are they goingtogether?
They're investigating silvershamrock.
That's right.
He's running to the office ashe's checked in.

(30:00):
Oh he sounds his Jays like I do.
I don't guys did.
What is he doing?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 (30:20):
So I I'm assuming they're looking at uh they were
looking for um her father'ssignature in the uh the ledger.

SPEAKER_06 (30:28):
Have you ever been to a hot like a motel where they
helped you with your bags?
Or any hotel really?
I mean not just the fancy ones,but no, especially nothing like
this.

SPEAKER_07 (30:39):
It's a pink hotel all over.
A true genius.
Hell yeah.
Winnebago.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (30:56):
Man, I want to drive one so bad.
Throwing bicycles.

SPEAKER_07 (31:02):
Throws a dog.
I'm sorry about that.

SPEAKER_05 (31:08):
What a jumpsuit.
That's incredible.
Bring back jumpsuits.
Bring back having to take offyour entire clothing just to use
the bathroom.

SPEAKER_06 (31:17):
Jumpsuits are making a comeback.
I know.
My mother-in-law has one.

SPEAKER_07 (31:26):
Just runs into the car.
Flick your mom off.

SPEAKER_05 (31:32):
That kid's gonna be all right.
That's like something that'salways been in movies, just
people just cussing and beingbadasses to their parents.
Jeez, Louise, this guy's gonnaget hit by everything.

SPEAKER_07 (31:56):
So much nonsense.
Get out of town, Dan.

SPEAKER_05 (31:59):
Man, I do actually really like the pink aspect of
the motel.
I really love it.
Then you walk in and it's like aold crappy 70s motel.

SPEAKER_06 (32:08):
Oh, I hate that.
I hate all those colors.
Wood paneling.
Wood.
Oh, geez.
Brown.
It almost looks like they'retrying to do like a It looks
like they smell like cigarettes.
Yeah, for real.
I hate that color.
Like in like whole couches.
You ever had those couches?
Like the yellow and the tan andthe all those.
It looks like those curtains.

(32:29):
Yeah.
No.

SPEAKER_05 (32:30):
I do like old couches though.
Like, oh, just give me a brightyellow couch.
Like retro style couch.
Hell yeah.
As long as it's like yellow andnot like dirty yellow.

SPEAKER_06 (32:45):
Yeah, the dirty yellow.
That yellow's too dirty for me.
Everything's like piss yellow.
And everything won whole.
I guess in the 70s everyonewanted to be like Grizzly Adams
and have a rustic house.
And why is Dan?
Come on, Dan.
She's Dr.
Dan.
He is a doctor.
He just like everybody.

SPEAKER_05 (33:05):
Everybody wants to have sex with him in this movie.

SPEAKER_07 (33:07):
You're mallied.
Not anymore.
That's all happening.
Wait, City has a curfew now?
Yeah.
They have a curfew.
Dang.

(33:29):
I've never lived somewhere wherethey had a curfew.

SPEAKER_05 (33:31):
Yeah, so I guess in uh during a reunion panel for
the casting crew of the movie inthe summer of 2015, Tom Atkins
and Stacey Nelkin, twocharacters we just saw,
confirmed that the bedroom scenewas one of the very first things
they shot together.
Both found this humorous becauseNelkin had been quickly cast as
Ellie Grimbridge due to the timerestraints on the studio's part,

(33:52):
and the two had barely gotten toacquaintance beforehand.
Now they have double.

SPEAKER_06 (34:00):
Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 (34:01):
Ooh, cameras.

SPEAKER_06 (34:02):
Cameras everywhere.
Oh, this is like honestly, it'skind of fun.
It is cool.
I'm kind of enjoying it.
Silent Hill when they startblaring the alarms.
We should do Silent Hill nextyear for Halloween.
That movie is pretty rad.
Skin rip.

SPEAKER_07 (34:15):
Yeah.
I've never seen the second one.
I need to.
Yeah, I think I have.

SPEAKER_05 (34:24):
Scanning.
This is night vision.
Can't see anything.
Might as well just be dark.
Cameras can talk.
Totally great night vision goingon here.
Do you think like the peoplethat made this movie just like
really didn't like the Irish?
They're like, the Irish istaking over.
They're taking everything fromus.

SPEAKER_06 (34:46):
That thing like people are always saying.
This is like 1830, the 1850s,when everyone hated the Irish.

SPEAKER_05 (35:00):
That's the best way to start off.
That's how you know someone hasa disease.

SPEAKER_08 (35:03):
I don't have any diseases.

SPEAKER_05 (35:05):
Like a man.
Are you sure?

SPEAKER_06 (35:06):
How do we know you don't have a disease?
How about just let him keep it?

SPEAKER_07 (35:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (35:12):
I would never touch anything that man touched.

SPEAKER_07 (35:14):
I would just go get another drink.
Ugh.
Just drinking his backwash.
So yeah, that Cochrane guyessentially just built this town
out from nothing.
And he didn't hire anybodylocal.
Okay.

(35:37):
Hey, do you just took my drink?
Now you want my money?
Wait, you gotta ask him for acigarette too.
Oh man, maybe they're on theshow.

SPEAKER_06 (35:49):
Maybe it's like it's Big Brother.
Or the one with Jim Carrey wasthe good Truman Show?

SPEAKER_07 (35:59):
Truman Show, yeah.
That movie's good.
Probably one of my favorite ofhis movies.
Really?
Yes.

(36:19):
Well, you know this guy's gonnadie now.
It's gonna be a fun.

SPEAKER_05 (36:23):
You just said there's cameras everywhere and
you're talking out in the open.

SPEAKER_06 (36:26):
You think whenever you make a bunch of Molotov
cocktails, you gotta drink someof it, right?

SPEAKER_05 (36:31):
Yeah, you gotta drink it.

SPEAKER_06 (36:32):
You gotta drink a little bit out of each bottle.

SPEAKER_05 (36:33):
Yeah, so you can fit the little thing in there.

SPEAKER_06 (36:35):
The rag.
Yeah.
This guy probably would justactually drink the all the
liquor and then just putgasoline in it.
Put a little napkin in his mouthand lit it.

SPEAKER_07 (36:45):
Two more days, so Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 (36:49):
Oh man, what if you turned a human body into a
Molotov?
That'd be insane.
Uh yeah, that'd be uh and launchit over the castle walls on
fire.
Oh guts.

SPEAKER_05 (37:01):
Maybe they did that.
They just didn't write it downin their medieval book.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (37:04):
No, they used to do it with plague victims.
I know uh Attila the Hun.

SPEAKER_07 (37:11):
You you did that.

SPEAKER_05 (37:15):
I can't get the song out of my head.
Do you have cheese?
Oh, yeah, dude.
Did you just put a bunch ofcheese in his hand?
Smacking on some cheese whiz,dog.
Yeah, cheese whiz, that's whatit's called.
No.
Oh no, suits.
We heard you talking aboutMolotov cocktails.

SPEAKER_06 (37:30):
It's the Burning Man, though.

SPEAKER_05 (37:32):
Oh man.
Get an Amazon package delivery.
I'm sorry if my dog's about tostart barking.
I have a package beingdelivered.
I can hear the giant ass Amazontruck outside.
Is it a medieval story?
It's a robe for my uh screamcostume.
It's uh looks like a really damnit look like they're humping
him.
Look like they're humping himfor a second.
He just ripped his head off.

(37:53):
Come on, everybody does that.
That was nuts.
Yeah.
The squirt of blood?
Hell yeah, son.
The kills in this movie so far,good.
I love how brutal these guysare.
Yeah.
I just wonder if they're they'rethinking like, hmm, we don't
really have much of a uh there'sa lot of time between kills.
Let's make them insane, right?

(38:16):
That is a dude.

SPEAKER_07 (38:19):
These people in these fucking cars are crazy.
Yes.
They gotta get it together.

(38:58):
Yo yo.
That's gonna be important.
So they drove.
She's got an Etsy store.
She's driving all the way upthere just to complain about it,
I guess.
She's a busy woman.
She's definitely business torun.
She's definitely gonna die.

(39:22):
The crazy thing, something crazyis about to happen.

SPEAKER_06 (39:25):
What's the name of this hotel?
Is it a shamrock themed hotel aswell?

SPEAKER_05 (39:29):
The Pink Lady Hotel.
Ooh, microchip.

SPEAKER_06 (39:34):
It really wasn't hidden very well.

SPEAKER_05 (39:36):
No.
It's like, man, if that thingjust fell off, everybody'd know.

SPEAKER_07 (39:41):
Yay! Oh Dike.
Well, now you just got yoursheets wet.

SPEAKER_05 (39:51):
How about you just dry off with your towel?
It's always cold.
That's the most insane.
She do that at her house?
If I saw someone do that, I'd belike, get out of my get out.
Why are you doing that?
Dry yourself off, then get inthe bed.

SPEAKER_07 (40:10):
Maybe it was just a steam shower.
Yeah.
No water.
I made a boom boom.
I made a cool ass littleboo-boo.
The hell is she looking atthere, talking?

(40:36):
I'm gonna go have sex with agirl that's 20 years younger
than me.
Cool, I'm gonna look at thesepiles of shit.
Yeah.
With a microscope.
You knocked, but you didn'treally give him time.

SPEAKER_05 (40:59):
What the hell, lady?
Oh no.
Dang, she just like immediatelywanted to have sex with this
guy.

SPEAKER_07 (41:06):
That is wild.
So I guess this is the firstscene they filmed together.
Let's see if there's anychemistry.
Yeah, I mean that boy's got aback.

(41:29):
Never seen a bad back on a dog.

SPEAKER_05 (41:31):
I'm not gonna lie, there's there's just nothing
like this hanging out with a bomy bro, just watching watching
some sex, you know?

SPEAKER_07 (41:42):
Damn.

SPEAKER_05 (41:43):
Did you imagine that'd be the first thing you
have filmed with that guy?
Yeah, I want you to rub yourhands on me a little bit, but
then go straight for thenipples.

SPEAKER_07 (41:51):
And then I'm gonna go, hmm.
Here we go.

SPEAKER_06 (42:05):
I feel like that song is gonna trigger people.

SPEAKER_05 (42:08):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (42:10):
People love that song though.

SPEAKER_07 (42:11):
People love it.

SPEAKER_06 (42:14):
Town full of Manchurian candidates.

SPEAKER_05 (42:17):
He's like, whoa, honey, wait.
Uh I'm an alcoholic and I'vebeen drinking since 8 a.m.
this morning when you haven'tbeen noticing, so uh I can't do
this now.
I barely got it up the firsttime.

SPEAKER_07 (42:31):
He's just like the most like he's just you can't
keep your hands off homie sohot.
I'm 70.
You're 21, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.

(42:54):
Oh, is she listening to theirnoises?

SPEAKER_05 (42:56):
So apparently John Carpenter revealed in an
interview with some guy for thebook John Carpenter, The Prince
of Darkness, that the originaldirector for Halloween 3, Season
of the Witch, was gonna be JoeDante.
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (43:08):
Joe Dante?

SPEAKER_05 (43:09):
Yeah, he's um that one guy.

SPEAKER_07 (43:13):
He did obviously Gremlins.
And like the howling.

unknown (43:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (43:19):
That would have been a pretty dope.
Man, my internet is like, Idon't want to do this.
What is it gonna do?
What's she gonna do?
She's gonna poke it.
Oh come on, you know what it'sgonna do.

SPEAKER_05 (43:37):
This is the part of the movie I was like, oh, I did
not expect this from it.
Why did she get lasered?
I don't know.
Why did it go straight to hermouth?
Wow, it really cooked her,didn't it?
It's gonna be real cool though.
Whoa.

(43:58):
Hell yeah.
What is wrong with her face?
This is what happens when youget lasered in the mouth.
I guess.
Holy shit.
That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 (44:06):
What?
I don't know.
Truly don't remember.
The filled her mouth with bees.

SPEAKER_07 (44:13):
The bees.
The bees.
This is insane.
Hey, who lasered me in there?
This was my hoe, but now youkilled her.
Yep.

SPEAKER_05 (44:28):
So it I mean, I it really feels like this movie's
like, I don't know, we'll justhave people say a bunch of
stuff, try to keep theminterested as possible, but uh
boy.
Put that dumb truck away.
Um, but then we'll just uh reelthem back in with a crazy keel.

SPEAKER_06 (44:47):
Is that what happens when you tear the tag off your
mattress that says do notremove?

SPEAKER_07 (44:52):
I feel like that's worth this.
That's what it is.
Whoa.
Yep.
Conspiracy.

SPEAKER_05 (45:00):
Yeah, these aren't normal.
That's not an ambulance, is it?
It's just the Shamrock's people.
I think there's a Shamrock onthe truck.

SPEAKER_06 (45:08):
The Shamrock body snatchers.

SPEAKER_02 (45:11):
Uh, don't worry, guys.
Someone stole her face, so we'regonna take her to the people
looking for faces.
We got a few lost and fouled.

SPEAKER_01 (45:24):
Wait a second, we all came in that one car.

SPEAKER_06 (45:26):
Oh man, where how are they gonna be?

SPEAKER_07 (45:28):
I guess we gotta walk.
He's always doing that.
Shadow we think or she stillalive?

(45:52):
Well yeah, her toes arewiggling.
Marvelous.
Yeah, Miss Fire for sure.

SPEAKER_05 (46:08):
Should we should we walk a little further next time
instead of saying that rightnext to them?

SPEAKER_06 (46:13):
Our product tags launch the bee into someone's
mouth and burn their face off.

SPEAKER_05 (46:18):
I really truly do not remember the the hornet or
bee or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 (46:38):
I love a good evil company, you know?

SPEAKER_06 (46:42):
So the like the umbrella company from Resonate
Evil, I love all that shit.

SPEAKER_07 (46:50):
Yeah.
The big corporate mass killers.
Yeah, that's always because it'slike almost because you know
it's very cult-like.

SPEAKER_05 (47:02):
Very conspiracy theory.
You know, we had like a entireHalloween season full of cult
stuff.
It's like, you know, that's likea classic thing.
Like your company is like you'recorporate culture is a cult.
Yeah, that's what it is.
They try to brainwash you.
It is.
One of my favorite things is soat Home Depot, I led, I was the

(47:23):
um, I forgot what they call it,like garden had this thing where
people would stay late at nightto, you know, restock and stuff
for uh the next day, and I waslike in charge of it.
Get this.
Uh everybody that was around mejust started maybe a couple
months.
Um and at the end of where I wasdoing this like overnight garden

(47:46):
shit, um, they all revealed thatthey made 50 cents more than me.
I've been there for seven years.
And they they the way they gotme to do this, like, oh yeah,
we're gonna bump you up to$11.
And I found out the people belowme were making 50 cents more.
But yeah, pissed off, and that'swhy I ended up quitting.
So um and went to wherever now.
And one thing is the we had towatch, you know, our training

(48:10):
videos and shit.
There's a microphone so they canhear everything they're saying.
Um we watched this video and itwas it was literally just a
brainwashing video.
Oh man.
Uh wonderful.
And it's like at the end of it,I was like, all right, everybody
brainwashed and everybody'slike, oh my gosh, we're thinking
the same thing.
I was like, Yeah, man, it's acorporation.
This is what they do.
Yes.
That's why they call it afamily.

(48:31):
And you know, the only reasonthey like where that really
became popular was because umit's actually for us
millennials.
Oh wow.
Because it was I guess theyrealized that with millennials,
by calling each other more likefriends and family, that would
be more acceptable, accepting.
Um, because I guess we're alittle bit more positive than
maybe like the Gen Xers were.

(48:53):
But um, guess what?
Didn't fucking work long, guys.
We all immediately hate it whenyou still treat us like shit.
Yes.
It's like we had ourappreciation dinner Friday,
right?
Uh that was yeah, I was like,you know what?
Actually, I'd rather not haveappreciation dinner if I'm gonna
have the three shittiest workdays of my life because I've had
a it's just like wow, this ismaybe the most busy I've been in

(49:16):
a long time.
And uh constantly by myselfdoing something that takes three
people.

SPEAKER_06 (49:21):
Great.
They appreciate you so much thatyou deserve one hour off work
and a meal.
I know.
And I mean, I do enjoy that onehour.
It was great, but made mesleepy.
Maybe give us maybe pay us aliving wage.

SPEAKER_05 (49:35):
Yeah, you know, but they uh didn't give us uh they
didn't give me any help forthree straight days, so that was
great.

SPEAKER_06 (49:41):
That was awesome.

SPEAKER_05 (49:42):
After two o'clock on Friday, it was just hell.
People are like, are you talkingabout a movie or are you just
talking about your work life?
Sorry, guys.
This is what it's like to bemiddle-aged and working at a
place where you wish you becameother things.
And so you started a podcastinstead.
Yay.
I've seen enough here.

SPEAKER_07 (50:02):
I gotta get out of here and bang this 18-year-old.
Got to man.
So yeah.
Ah.
That's what the people in theWinnebago is Chibaku.
We all look the same.

(50:23):
It's okay that mine's not moviequality.
I love a great old white-hairedvillain.
Nothing like it.

(50:54):
Whoa.
I'm getting free masks.

SPEAKER_06 (50:58):
Wow.
There's only two more days tosell up.

SPEAKER_03 (51:01):
Isn't he the greatest boss ever?
He'll just give you free stuff.

SPEAKER_07 (51:08):
Oh, he was not gonna ask them.
No.
Are they?

SPEAKER_06 (51:13):
Yeah, they're about to tour the facility where they
make all this stuff.
So they're supposed to be maskssalespeople?

SPEAKER_07 (51:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (51:19):
Gotcha.
Oh, they're because they'repretending no.
Okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_05 (51:23):
Yeah, there's it's just essentially these masks are
the most popular shit ever.
They got a catchy jingle.
And this is we're this is aworld where people who make
Halloween masks are uh just oneof the most profitable
businesses ever.

SPEAKER_07 (51:37):
Really doing it.

SPEAKER_05 (51:43):
I will say this, it just reminds me of uh face off
the show.
Show it's a fun little show.
I know, it's the best.
I loved watching them createlike masks and creatures and
stuff.
And I just don't see how it'snot coming back.

SPEAKER_06 (51:55):
I wish they would have gotten like let the special
guest come in there and showthem like tricks of the trade.
Yeah.
That would have been great.

SPEAKER_05 (52:02):
It's like we have all these like Halloween baking
championship shows and like allthese shows that are essentially
just doing what FaceOff did,except with food and stuff.
It's like, why can't we bringthis shit back?
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I know it probably costs a tonof money to do, but and the
industry is kind of failing, soyou know.
Thanks, CGI.

(52:23):
Fuck everything.
I hate everything.

SPEAKER_07 (52:25):
They take everything from me.
Sticky toilet paper.
This room is already killing me.
The circus music and shit.

(52:46):
Ugh.
I like the bugs playing music.

SPEAKER_05 (52:49):
Love bug band next to the uh racist Native American
toy.
Ooh, yeah, I fucking I fuckinglove the jack-o'-lantern.
That's my favorite.
Nice bright and orange.
Looks like a jack-o'-lantern.

SPEAKER_07 (53:05):
Hey, look over here.

SPEAKER_01 (53:06):
Sounds like Savistas to load.
Hey, this is laser free.
Hey, Adrian, put on this maskup, Veggie.
You look like a fucking pumpkin.
Oh, God.
Hey, Polly, come over here, putthis witch mask on.

SPEAKER_00 (53:21):
Come on, Rock.
I don't want to do that.
Come on, Polly.
Oh, look, you look like a femalewitch.
That's fucking crazy.
Hey, who wants to hit me in thehead if I voted to?
And that's Mr.
Mister's.

SPEAKER_06 (53:33):
Like fucking Rocky wakes up with a punch in the
face.
Right?

SPEAKER_05 (53:38):
Oh man, what would be a terrifying mask?
Like a Rocky mask at the end ofa fight.
That'd be awesome.
Oh, that would be cool.
Man, I really can't find anylike fun notes.
I really just don't know thismovie enough to know what's like
an exciting place.
Oh parts of this movie werefilmed in Sierra Mondre,
California, which is the side ofmany other horror movies.

(53:58):
John Carpenter's Fog, The FirstHalloween, Halloween 2, Invasion
of the Body Snatchers, Psycho 2,Return of the Living Dead 2, and
Bird Box.
I love Bird Box.
Bird Box is wild.
Yeah, there's some parts.
Like overall, I like the wholething, but there's I like the
idea.
There's some elements where Iwas like some of the actors,
yeah.
I I don't really remember muchabout it, but it's like all the

(54:20):
in-between scenes.
It's kind of like this whereit's like, oh, the kills are
really cool, but all thein-between scenes is like and
the pictures they drew.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (54:27):
Yeah, the pictures.
Did they make a sequel to that?

SPEAKER_05 (54:33):
Wasn't it just like in a different area?
It's like bird box, but in likea title of a city.

SPEAKER_03 (54:38):
I think it was like in Mexico or somewhere.
I can't remember.

SPEAKER_06 (54:41):
I haven't seen it.
If they have.
Yeah, these guys are killing me.
Yeah, we just like dolls.
Like the they're likemannequins.

SPEAKER_02 (54:50):
It's like they told us that they'll buy us suits,
but we have to stand weird.

SPEAKER_07 (54:54):
I like how they're all like clones.
You'll figure out about them ina second.
There's a twist, I'm sure,coming.
What's up, Doc?
I don't think I'm gonna say anymore notes.
I'm just gonna.
Yes.

(55:15):
Sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
One just driving a forkliftwould be hilarious.
This is my best forklift drivingsuit.
Hey, don't fucking scream athim.
Shit.
He's like, dude, they'rewatching.
Oh no.

(55:39):
I mean, would it be that crazythat the car's there if they
took her?

SPEAKER_05 (55:44):
If they took her to her facility, obviously they'd
want the car to be there, right?
But she wasn't Well, I guessthis is a factory.
This isn't the well, no, I meanthat's uh that's the girl that
got shot with the mouth laser.
It's a car.
Oh.
She's like, hey, the car'sthere.
And while I'm like, they tookher body.
I mean, they figured they'd takeher car too, right?

(56:05):
Gotcha.
It's time for the Marines.
There's a few guys in somesuits.

SPEAKER_06 (56:09):
Escalated quickly.
I don't know.
Those guys are pretty weird.

SPEAKER_05 (56:12):
He's like, I don't know, maybe just call the
police.
You back up.

SPEAKER_06 (56:15):
The police are probably in on it too.

SPEAKER_05 (56:17):
Right?
Like, what are you gonna callthe local police?
It's an Irish policeman?

SPEAKER_07 (56:21):
Yeah, call the outside police.
What is this?
New York?
The oh, look at Snakey'ssleeping.
He's like, damn, where's MichaelMyers if he ain't in it?

SPEAKER_05 (56:35):
I'm sleeping.

SPEAKER_06 (56:38):
TV ladden dance.
So is it supposed to be likeMichael Myers' mask is made of
what made him evil?
No.
No, this has nothing to do withMichael Myers.

SPEAKER_07 (56:47):
In this universe, Halloween was a movie.
Uh gotcha.

SPEAKER_08 (56:57):
Halloween.
Halloween.
Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 (57:03):
They had a lot of products not delivered.

SPEAKER_05 (57:06):
Yep.
They're still making it.

SPEAKER_06 (57:09):
I mean, honestly, I'd buy Halloween masks all year
round.
If they look that good.
If they were good and buying inthe off-season, save some money.
I will say masks always kind ofsuck, though.
Right?
I don't really wear a lot ofmasks.

SPEAKER_05 (57:21):
Always usually just go as like some sort of uh movie
character.
I feel like I'd get sweaty.
I think the last one I dressedup as, I think was we were me
and my wife were Wayne andGarth.
She was Wayne, I was Garth.
The year before that, we went asuh I was Matthew McConaughey
from Days and Confused, and shewas I can't remember the her
character's name.

(57:42):
I'll have to look it up.
Is it the red haired girl?
No, she was a guy.
She's like, Chicculator, thatguy.
Oh yeah.
So was it Slater?
No, it wasn't Slater.
Days and Confused.
It was a really good costume.
I should cut it.
It was it's probably my favoriteI've ever done over there.

SPEAKER_07 (57:56):
That is really cool.
That's a good movie.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we're gonna have to do it.
Yeah.
We did like a whole photo shoot.
Yeah, we recreated this picture.
Nice.

SPEAKER_05 (58:16):
That's so good.
That's awesome.
It's a picture where they're inthe car.
Matthew Kanahay's in the car,and you got the guy with the
backwards uh the stoner man.
Yeah, whatever hat that is.

SPEAKER_00 (58:27):
I've got a run after this car.

SPEAKER_07 (58:31):
He's got some investigating to do.
Oops.
You got it, man.
They didn't see you.
Dang, nice pull in.
I completely missed that wholescene.
I have no idea what they'redoing.

(58:51):
Oh, they stole her.

SPEAKER_06 (58:52):
You ever done something cool like that on
accident and you just like haveto sit there with it for a
second?

SPEAKER_05 (58:57):
I did some pretty cool maneuvers uh not hitting a
deer the other night.
Nice.
I was like, hell yeah.
It stressed me the fuck out, butI was like, hell yeah.
That was already a bad day.
And I was finally getting overit and then uh going 60 miles
per hour, almost hitting a deer.
And I was like, fuck it.
Yeah, that's terrifying.

(59:17):
I don't want to kill a deer.
No, that sucks.
Not only do I not want my car tobe messed up, I also don't want
to kill deers, which I think arelike amazing creatures.
Yeah, don't you have to eat themif you hit them with your car?
Isn't that a rule?

SPEAKER_06 (59:29):
I think my I fed it to my car afterwards.

SPEAKER_08 (59:33):
Thanks.
I prefer gas, but this willwork.

SPEAKER_06 (59:35):
Could you imagine having a Pac-Man car?
That would be amazing.
Except when there's ghostsaround.

SPEAKER_05 (59:42):
Then you gotta feed your car some cherries or
something to ghost.
Eat the ghost.
Guys, these are called bits.
They're good.
This movie loves a good run andhide.
It is like all this movie hasbeen doing.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:00):
It's like you'd think character run hide car
drives by.
And there's so many cameras, butI mean, I guess the cameras
can't see shit at night as wehave.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:09):
You don't think they could see?
You didn't think those greatnight vision was working?

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:12):
The grainy black and white, yeah.
You could just see somethingmoving, maybe.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:18):
I should have switched chairs.
This chair is not as comfortableto sit on for nearly three and a
half hours.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be like HankHill.
I'm gonna have to wear a pilloweverywhere I go.
My pillow.
Re-watching King of the Hill, Icompletely forgot that they
talked about his narrow ureth somuch.
Yeah.
You got a narrow Eurythy?

(01:00:40):
That uh that is a bit they bringup like every other episode.
And it's great.
Really funny.

SPEAKER_07 (01:00:49):
That's a private matter.
Oh, Hank.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:00):
I wish I could make little toys like that.
Those are cool.
I know.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:03):
Ooh, some nice mask in the back.
Ooh, we got a littleFrankenstein?

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:07):
Yeah, there's like a swan monster.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:12):
One that was like red.
I guess that was a demon mask.
Come on, dude.
The loudest camera yet comingin.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it probably saw you, but
that's okay.
Yeah.
Could you imagine Hank Hilltrying to sneak it?

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:31):
Sam Hell Damn Californians?
Take me back to Texas.
Alright, let's see what this isgonna be.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:46):
What's gonna come out of this door?
It's a creaky door.
There's a lady knitting.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:53):
Oh, I thought it was like an orangutan.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:56):
Alright, there's gotta be something wrong with
her face.
It's kind of shadowed.
Oh, it's definitely not a realface, right?

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:04):
This looks like a She looks like a sweet old
woman.
Oh god.
That's great.

SPEAKER_07 (01:02:13):
Nice.
Hell yeah.
But why?
I mean, that's a good idea iflike you want to.
Ooh.
Scary, man.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:24):
It's like, yeah, uh I gotta I got a lot of sweaters
to knit.
I better create a robot.
Yeah, robot slaves.
That's where uh AI should begoing.
I think this is where we get thereveal of what these people in
the suits are what their wholevibe is.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:38):
They're clockwork.
Like the lady.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:41):
Hey, we we watch Rocky.
We know we just get hit in theface a lot and then we win in
the end.
Damn it, these boxes are empty,filled with peanuts.

SPEAKER_07 (01:02:52):
I'd buy that if we damn it, I'm gonna punch you
hard.
God.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:02):
Yes.
Yeah, there's mouth was full ofeggs.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:06):
Human.
There, humanoid robot.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:13):
Punch through his stomach.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:14):
I don't know.
Like, damn.
You like he was going into thatfight and saying, I'm gonna kill
this man.
Was he gonna rip out his gut?
I think he was just like, I'mgonna punch him as hard as
possible in the stomach till myhand goes through.

SPEAKER_07 (01:03:27):
Like, this is why I never cut my fingernails.
He killed my mother.
Kiss her on the mouth.
Rare Pete.
Well, it's not his fault, youknow, that the fact that, you
know, all he did was touch itand it pretty much just fell
apart.

(01:03:52):
You're telling me you didn'tnotice him.
He knows everything about him.
Do you got a rag for my hand?

(01:04:13):
Yeah, that would be nice.
Oh, he had his own rag.
It looks like his boxers, likehis pants are slacking, like
falling down on his boxers orcoming out.

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:25):
Did you notice he was looking at the camera while
he's talking?
Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:28):
Like looked at the oh, Halloween tomorrow.
Looked at the camera.
Fine.
Yeah.
That was the first.
Broke my sex doll.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:41):
Yeah, that was the first one to get a new one.

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:45):
It's like it was nice, but all the chains got
wrapped around the bees.
Hollow weed.
I can't remember if the song'slike, it is now a Halloween.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:56):
I don't know how they do the song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just told him to walk himaround.

unknown (01:05:11):
Damn.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:12):
That's how you forgot where he was going for a
second.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:15):
That's how you know he's a villain.
He really enjoys dementia.
He needs a handler, everybody.
It's like, damn it, it's JoeBiden.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:24):
What we make again?
Mask.
I'd wear an Obama mask.
Probably look weird on me.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:32):
I don't think we're allowed to wear Obama's masks as
white people.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:35):
There's something.
Something there.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:37):
It feels like some sort of cancelization there.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:44):
Automation sneezes.
Yeah, they're very believable,except for the fact that they
stand around like robots.
And move like robots.
And act like robots.
And they're full of egg guilt.
Alright, here's we're coming towhere the villain reveals his

(01:06:07):
whole plot.
Yay! That's what you do rightbefore he kills someone.
Ancient technology.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:18):
Ancient technology I'm assuming Stonehenge is gonna
come into play here.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:22):
What?
Stonehenge.
That's why they showed usStonehenge at the beginning.
Oh, is it like it's like amonolith?

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:35):
Yeah, it's one of the it's one of the little
stones, I guess.
Yes, we hooked our computers tothe stone.
Super great.
Now we're just staring atblinking lights.
Sir, we have a new blink.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:48):
It's like s severed.
Isn't that what it's called?

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:53):
Severed.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:54):
The show.
Severance?
Severance.
Yeah.
Their job is just completelywild, like you don't understand
what they're doing.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:01):
And then we find out, and it's like, oh well,
that's kind of what I figured itwas.
Yeah, I didn't like the endingto the show.
I didn't.
Like when them running throughthe halls.
I really liked that part.

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:12):
It was kind of sappy for me, I guess.

unknown (01:07:17):
I know.

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:17):
I wonder if it's a good idea.
The whole second season, I waskind of like, this needs to do
something.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:21):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:22):
I was really hoping something would happen, like
we'd see the company followthrough with their plan.
Yeah.
At least a little.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:28):
It just felt like they were like, all right, we're
gonna do this for this episode,and then we're never gonna talk
about it.
Yeah.
Or then, hey, we're doing this,but don't worry, we're gonna
completely just be like,actually, we're doing something
else next.
And I'm like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:40):
I just wanted to know what the fucking master
plan was.
Something to do with water?
Tell them.
Alright, he's gonna show us whatthe fuck is.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:53):
I think they were putting because they made their
own drugs, so maybe they weregonna fill all the water with.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:57):
They made what elixirs or whatever or whatever
that guy was healthy.

SPEAKER_07 (01:08:02):
Alright, that's I think Well, we tied her up to a
metal table.
Are they gonna make her into abuilder bear?

(01:08:26):
You killed her?
Yeah, yeah, here we go, baby.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:36):
This part rules, Jason.
Can't wait.
This part's gonna be fuckingright.
Oh no, there's kids involved.
Let's go.
Let's go.
This part rules.
Love this part.
She put perfume on to sit on acouch.
She smells nice.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:53):
She's wearing, it looks like she's got glitter,
like body glitter.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:56):
This guy sold all these masks for you, and you're
about to do this to him.

SPEAKER_06 (01:09:01):
So this is his reward for being the best
seller.

SPEAKER_05 (01:09:04):
Well, I guess the reward was he used to like walk
through, and now he's like gonnalike test something for him.
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 (01:09:12):
They have no idea what's going on, so.
They lock him in there too.
No.
Like, mom, shut the fuck up.
Come on.

(01:09:36):
Yeah, so he's just supposed tobe doing some commercial shit.
Work ahead, dude.
You got 365 days.

SPEAKER_05 (01:09:47):
Is that what they have to do?
Like, when do you think likeSpirit Halloween starts thinking
about the next year?
You think it's immediately.
Really?
Yeah.
They're only out for like amonth and a half.
Here we go, baby.
Silly not too.
Oh, this is so exciting.
Yeah.
This is the part I remember themost.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:02):
Turn on the light bright, let's go.

SPEAKER_07 (01:10:04):
Here we go.
It's time.

unknown (01:10:17):
Oh.

SPEAKER_07 (01:10:17):
Yeah, here we go.
Just gonna mind control it.
It's the pumpkin from thebeginning.
Watch the magic pumpkin.
Kill your family.
Kill your family.
Kill your family.

(01:10:40):
Yeah, well.
Here we go.
Classic.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:55):
It looks like a real pumpkin.

SPEAKER_07 (01:10:57):
Melting.
Become a pumpkin boy.
I am pumpkin.
Ooh, gross.
So good.
And now there's bugs.
Yes.

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:12):
Yeah.
Crickets.
That's what all kids are filledwith.
So some like put like wasps andhormons in you, other put
crickets.
That's awesome.
What is happening?
This is what they wanted.
I guess they just wanted Hellyeah.
Snakes.
Well, since I'm assuming this islike kind of old magic, so it's

(01:11:33):
like it puts snakes in you.

SPEAKER_07 (01:11:35):
That's cool.
And worms.
Kid's dead, right?
Now there's yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:42):
No.
He looks seems fine to me.
Rattlesnake crawling out of hismouth.
That's incredible.

SPEAKER_07 (01:11:49):
Okay, I'm a snake.
I mean just like act like ahuman and don't do this.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:02):
It's like what happened to the wife?
Girls will get bit and they'realso gonna die that quickly.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:08):
I mean.
Now the crickets, they might getyou.
Rattlesnake poison does to you.
I can't remember if it's a Idon't think it's a neurotoxin.
It might be the one that slstops your heart or like slows
your heart.
I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:21):
I know you got like you just only you only have like
hours to get away.
You don't immediately die.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:27):
So yeah, that's the that's their big plan.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:29):
Yes, I love it.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:31):
More.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:34):
We'll have to hear about why this is like their
plan.
Hell yeah.
Oh no, but it's rad.
Makes no sense.
But you know, that's fine.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:41):
Not yet, but I mean we are also talking during the
whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:44):
And you get a free pet snake.
Yeah.
Oh man, these girls they went toa football game.
My daughter's football game, andthese two girls were holding
snakes.
Like they had brought their ownball pythons to the game.
Nice.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:59):
Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:00):
Halloween.
Halloween.
Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:05):
Shamrock.

SPEAKER_07 (01:13:07):
So good.
Dayton, Ohio.
Yeah, witch pumpkin.
So they're gonna kill all thekids.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:19):
Nebraska.
I'd be like, if I lived inNebraska, I'd be like, yeah, I'm
tired of looking at corn.
Just go ahead and mask me.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:24):
It'd be tough to ride a bicycle and wear a mask,
too.

SPEAKER_07 (01:13:30):
What was that one guy dressed up?

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:33):
Yes, the classic shot of Los Angeles, where
everybody has to be on that samelittle in the hills where it
looks out over it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:42):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:42):
Those kids are walking literally in a desert at
that point.
I'm assuming the only reasonthey showed the classic LA
section instead of and in theother areas showed no sort of
like popular landmark is becausethey only filmed in one

(01:14:03):
location.
Did not have the budget to gothere.
It's like, how do you say it'sSeattle and you don't show us
the needle?

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:09):
Just put a big picture of Seattle and walk in
front of it?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:12):
It's like I'm sure this is a different angle of Los
Angeles.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:15):
Or maybe it's like the ET ride at Disney with all
the lights down at the bottom.
Oh, you mean universal?
Yeah, universal.
Yeah.
That's still one of my favoriterides.
That was crazy.
I like the old little minchertown.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:27):
I just want to do I want to do mushrooms.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:29):
Yeah, that'd be good.
Go on that ride.
Like a toad.
Just be like, I'm goingactually, I'm going around
again.
Yeah, mushroom trips can lastlike eight hours.
So you have a lot to do.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:41):
It's like that'd probably be the only ride to do
mushrooms on.
It's because it's not reallylike scary and it's just well,
it's scary if you find all theinsane shit that you're looking
at scary.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:50):
I'd want to go to uh Animal Kingdom at night in the
Avatar area because everything'sglowed up.

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:58):
Glowed up, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:58):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:59):
Glowed up.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:01):
I really want to go to Disney.
It's just the parks are too big,it's too expensive, and
Universal fucking rules, andit's not nearly as expensive.
That's true.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:11):
The food's better in Disney.
I will say that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:14):
We only really ate at the um the Harry Potter
places.
There was a couple of placesoutside of the theme parks that,
you know, they have like thatchocolate factory restaurant at
Universal.
That was really good.
They had really good mashedpotatoes.
Cool.
At a chocolate place.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, we also had they also hadlike a bunch of milkshakes.

(01:15:35):
We got some there too.
Oh, so full.
But yeah, mostly what I rememberfrom that meal was just the
delicious garlic.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:44):
That's how mashed potatoes.
Best food I've ever tasted wasat Disney World.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:48):
Getting so hungry right now.
Jesus Christ.
The coffee has left my body, andnow I'm just left with jitters
and hunger.

SPEAKER_07 (01:15:59):
Oh yeah, I gotta I got something.

SPEAKER_06 (01:16:01):
He's gonna screw this flip.
I'm gonna drill you.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:03):
I'm gonna drill you hard.
What's she doing?
She's just finding out this thatthe uh man that burned himself
alive is made of pieces.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:17):
He's a robot.
Hello, yes.
Give me the sheriff.
I have a robot.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:24):
I have a robot.
I mean, realistically, youdidn't have to kill her, you
could just be like, the sheriffwould be like, obviously, this
person was a robot.
He had some mechanical things inhis car.
Like, we don't believe you,lady.
No, not in the ear.
Hell yeah.
Just reminds me of that um Thisname from that sniper movie?
The uh family guy episode whereuh it's all about like safe sex

(01:16:48):
and yeah, Christians don't don'tdon't want to talk about in
school, so they start doingabsent sex and it's in the ear.
That is what drilling in earmakes me think of, so but Peter,
we're married already.

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:02):
Peta.
I can't I can't be the lowest.
It turns on the lights and he'sin her ear.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:17:10):
Peter, what are you doing?
Peda.
The horathon?
Call it.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:21):
That's that's really what we're calling it.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:26):
Sometimes I watch a horathon too.
Got those bitches.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:36):
I wonder if this is like at all fun to listen to as
Talk Third.
I remember I listened to thefirst one along with the movie,
but I knew that I knew you knowthat first Halloween movie I
knew really well, and I alsoknew the second one really well.
This mean this one me notknowing like any oh wait, here
we go.

SPEAKER_07 (01:17:59):
This is explaining the plot.

(01:18:26):
Yeah.
Because they bring it up in theother two, too.
Witchcraft.
Yay.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Which is why it's kind of cool,but I'm saying I am enjoying it

(01:18:49):
a lot more this go-round than Idid the first time.
Like, no, I want the I want thejack-lettered wood.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:03):
Don't put this wood up, baby.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:05):
I I do like it when which like pagan stuff ends up
being real.
Yeah.
Like in the house in the cabinin the woods.
Yeah.
That kind of thing.

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:14):
Like hereditary and yeah.
Well, I guess we don't know ifWicker Man was real or not, but
the ritual.
I mean, well, that was moreNorse.
Yeah, but that's still prettybadass.
So yeah, essentially they'rejust like, hey, you know, like
uh Halloween's our shit.
Don't take our shit.
And now we're watchingHalloween.
Uh what?

(01:19:34):
Yeah.
What torture?
Hey.
I'm so excited.
Friday, I can't wait to watchHalloween.
I think that might be like themovie I watch.
I uh eat breakfast.
This one?

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:44):
The first one?

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:44):
Yeah.
I watch it every Halloween.
Kind of gotta.
I wonder, I need to pick one forour kids to watch.
Paranorman.
You ever seen that?
Oh, they'll love it.
I love that movie.
It's like the best kids' horrormovie.
Cool.
It's um what about the hauntedmansion?
That one's alright.
Like the newest one?

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:04):
I guess.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:04):
Or the Eddie Murphy one.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:06):
Eddie Murphy.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:07):
I did like the Eddie Murphy one.
I didn't know.
I didn't.
I don't think I ever actuallywatched it.
No, but Paranorman, it's likeum, it's almost like Corline
animation and stuff like that.
So yeah.
Corline, that's also a good one.
That one creeps me out.
The button eyes.
Might be a little too uh toomuch for your young daughter.
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe.

(01:20:27):
It's got that cool ass fuckingcat.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:29):
Ooh.
There's a lot of cool stuff inthat movie.
I love that animation.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:34):
I know, and I heard it was like actually one of the
really good um like 3D moviesthat was like actually worth
watching in 3D, and I'm bummedout I didn't get the.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:42):
You know, Neil Gaiman wrote that book.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:45):
Really?
I did not know that.
I thought that was uh I justassumed it was um the guy that
like rolled all.

SPEAKER_07 (01:20:53):
I just assumed he did it.
But I actually don't knowanything about Coreline.
Cochrane.
How did he even get the glass?
I hate this mask.

SPEAKER_05 (01:21:12):
This was my least of the favorite mask.
They could have got me a betterone.
No, did you see that?
He just threw it on the fuckingcamera.

SPEAKER_07 (01:21:23):
I just think couldn't even throw a frisbee
that high from that angle.

unknown (01:21:34):
Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 (01:21:35):
Yeah, y'all should have probably uh I don't know,
put somebody in there watchinghim.
It's classic.
I mean, this is just becominglike James Bond level.
Like, oh.
Do you have any gadgets?
I mean, I guess if he well, hehe's well, he doesn't have any
gadgets now, but like, just interms of the villain, we're
gonna leave you in this roomalone and not watch you.

(01:21:59):
You have an hour and a half tillwe're you're gonna die and no
one's gonna watch you.
Man, it must have been nice backin the day when they made every
vent big enough for you to gothrough.
Yeah, every vent is traversable.
This giant ass man.
Have you ever seen a vent thatbig that you could just walk

(01:22:20):
through?
Yeah, man.
Is that real?
I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:22):
Big industrial places?
You can crawl through those.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:25):
I wonder if at our job we could do this.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:27):
I bet we could.
I don't know if the wires thatare holding those up would hold
us up.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:35):
Man, I just realized, you know what like the
nice thing about doing thecommentaries is essentially I
have to do no editing.
It's so great.
Yeah.
Just press start.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:42):
I'm just gonna you've been doing good with
editing.
I've been listening to a few ofour episodes.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:47):
Oh, you listen.
I quit listening.
I was like, I can't keep hearingus.
I can't say it.
Do the podcast, immediatelylisten to us after we do the
podcast, and then listen to usagain.
I'm like, especially ever sinceI stopped uh, you know,
advertising on social media.
I was just like, that was mainlythe reason I was listening, so I

(01:23:07):
could find the best clips.
Nice.
Though I occasionally go backand listen to some of the old
episodes, see how bad we sound.
It's crazy.
That's when I was like, oh,we're gonna have to redo some of
these because some of thesewe're just like did not know
what we were doing.
Good thing these cameras moveslow.
They didn't have wide lenscameras.

(01:23:28):
I couldn't make this movie now.
I mean because they're theycould put like ring doorbell
cameras everywhere.
Oh man, I bet that is gonna bein movies, like horror movies.

SPEAKER_06 (01:23:39):
Yeah, well uh they use that in weapons.
Really?
Yeah.
Nice.
What's like that movie wherehe's uh the guy is getting the
AI called him and like makinghim do all these things, and it
has cameras all over the cityand makes him like he's like
running from the police.

SPEAKER_05 (01:23:58):
Oh.
Uh I don't I don't know it offthe top of my head.
It's almost kind of like uh It'slike Jake Gyllenhaal or
something.
No, it's not him, but uh what myit's almost like minority
report.

SPEAKER_07 (01:24:12):
They just have cameras everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:15):
That was a cool movie.
The AI is like just get your carto this speed and you can run
this red light and you'll makeit, even though there's cars
going back and forth through it.
It's like I already did themath, the time exactly where he
needs to go to live through thatexperience.
Really?
That's awesome.
Get away from the police.
God, what is that?

SPEAKER_07 (01:24:38):
They're like, we don't know who that is.
I'm not drunk.

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:49):
Said that before.

SPEAKER_05 (01:24:51):
This is why you can't be an alcoholic.
No one will ever believe you.
Linda, Linda, listen.
It's like that video of thatkid.
Linda listen.

SPEAKER_07 (01:25:02):
Listen, you slept with that teenager.

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:10):
That's why you can't be a cheating alcoholic.
It all comes back and bites youin the butt.
Yeah, because he just left thehouse.
Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna go.
He's been gone for a while.
I'm gonna go do this.
And then as soon as I get to themotel, I'm kissing a girl that
isn't my wife.

SPEAKER_07 (01:25:26):
I mean why is she wearing cowboy boots?
It's like this movie just feelslike definitely more it feels
sci-fi, but it's like notsci-fi.
So weird.

(01:25:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:48):
Lo fi?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:25:50):
Lo sci-fi.

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:53):
Because there's gonna be a little bit more
sci-fi stuff coming up soon.
I think that's why it's justlike, eh, you know, it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:01):
I do love a nice dark facility.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:04):
And there's just there's like with this one, it's
just not scary.
Yeah.
I mean, the deaths are cool.
And I mean, neither really arelike any of the Michael Myers
movies really that scary outsideof like the first one.

SPEAKER_07 (01:26:16):
I don't know.
Most horror movies aren't scaryto me anyway.
So oh yeah, I forgot.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:22):
We have that uh that random moving cart.
No one will notice this.
This giant cart with colorfulmask on moving.
It's like I think you'd had abetter chance of just walking by
them if you walked as stiff aspossible.
Be like, we're actuallyanimatronics.

(01:26:43):
I mean, I guess technicallythey're just like, well, what if
we had a bunch of Michael Myersthat had no mask on, but they
walk like Michael Myers?
Oh, yeah.
They just man hit like I mean,that's essentially his
mannerisms.
All they did is like, hey, thisguy walks like all these random
robots walk like Michael Myers.

SPEAKER_07 (01:26:59):
All these pagan robots, damn it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:07):
It's just like there's this video game called
Inside.
Um it's like you're a kid in theworld.
Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
It's so cool.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:15):
Like the darkness, yeah, because you don't even
really see your character, it'salmost or am I thinking of
limbo?
I've watched Limbo's the blackand white one.
Yeah, that's the one I wasthinking of, but yeah, I have
seen Inside, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:25):
I love Inside.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:26):
That's the one with the ball?
Or is that limbo?

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:28):
Yeah, the fun ball at the end.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:30):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:30):
And it's just like, oh this is a bummer book.
I've loved it so much.
I need to play that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:36):
I should get on my Steam Deck.

SPEAKER_07 (01:27:38):
You should.
It's only like it takes likethree hours to be there.
That little thing spinningdoesn't look real.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:51):
Oh my gosh, get on with it.
Jesus.
Yeah.
This is what kills me about thismovie.
It's like, let's just fuckinggo.
Too much sneakies.
Yeah, it's like there's too muchmen running around looking at
stuff.
Like, just let them get to aplace, do your business, let's
go.

SPEAKER_06 (01:28:07):
Do some rock business.

SPEAKER_05 (01:28:10):
So they're putting chip pieces of that stone into
these.
Yeah, and then it like triggers,and then everybody gets gooed up
and bugged up.
They get they have snakes inthem.
It's really not the best plan.
It is fun though.
I'm gonna press random buttons.

SPEAKER_06 (01:28:27):
I'm pressing random buttons.
Yeah, you can't know what thoseare doing.

SPEAKER_07 (01:28:32):
Yeah, just push them all, dude.
I fucked up your TV, so I'm outof here.
I don't know.
I guess.
Oh, did he just kill everyone?

SPEAKER_06 (01:28:52):
I think that's what the idea is gonna be.
Are they gonna drop masks ontothem?
Yes, please.
Oh.

SPEAKER_05 (01:29:06):
What?
He's dropping the chips, whichcaused all the destruction.

SPEAKER_06 (01:29:10):
Okay.
That's yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:29:12):
This is happening, man.
This is all I can say is likethis is happening right now.
Why?
Wow.
I mean, obviously, well, we sawthat if you just slightly touch
it with like a pen, they allexplode.
So yeah, they're not made well.
It's just like, what are wedoing here?
What is this?
What's happening?
That's great.
I would actually really love tohear from audience like what is

(01:29:35):
it about this movie that peoplelove?
Because it's just not somethingI don't know.
I don't really get it.
It's just too much nonsense.
It is a lot.
Friday.
It's like there's a lot of greatideas.
I mean, the mask, like thiswhole like we're using
technology to convert like allthis pagan power, like old like
Celtic power and stuff likethat.

(01:29:56):
Like, that's really cool.
It's like, but what is brick, isbrick.
Here we go.
What?

SPEAKER_07 (01:30:02):
Yep.
What?
Just shit happening, man.
This guy is killing me.
Oh, you silly bulls.
You silly kids.

SPEAKER_06 (01:30:17):
Let me clap at you.
I'm clapping.
It's a golf clap.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:21):
Well, we're just gonna jog out of here.
Don't worry.

SPEAKER_06 (01:30:23):
You'll see five minutes of it.
Run away from the weird light.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:28):
Yes! Like, I don't know.
It's just happening.
I don't know.
I must have missed somethingwhile talking.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And Dowie disappeared.
He is the rock now.
And now it's exploding.

SPEAKER_07 (01:30:42):
They saved Halloween.
Somehow.
Man.
See.
Yep.

unknown (01:30:51):
Yep.

SPEAKER_07 (01:30:52):
It's red.
There's stuff happening.
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:54):
It's just like evil.
Here's the thing.
It's just like I don't want themto win.
I want everybody to get mushyheaded.
I don't know.
I want to see what happens.
I want it to be a bummer ending,which I think it I can't
remember.

SPEAKER_07 (01:31:09):
It might still be.

SPEAKER_05 (01:31:21):
Don't ask questions.
Hurry hunk it.
I was gonna say, I mean, if it'sall still programmed, but I mean
I guess they blew up the thing.

SPEAKER_07 (01:31:33):
Ghostbusters.
She looks like she could be likea zombie.

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:38):
Ghostbusters exist in this world.
Yeah.
Yeah, they robotified her.

SPEAKER_01 (01:31:46):
Can I still have sex with you?

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:52):
She's just gonna squish his face.
Oh, oui.

SPEAKER_05 (01:31:56):
Pull out his nose, bro.

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:57):
Hit the brakes, my dude.

SPEAKER_05 (01:31:59):
Like no.
Well, I mean, technically, thiswould be the way to damn.
He experienced no whiplash.

SPEAKER_07 (01:32:04):
I guess he had a C build on.
Damn it, my trunk came open.
There's a hand at that door.
See it?
There's a hand on the door.
Alright, are we gonna spend it?
Because he's gonna Yeah.

(01:32:27):
Arm came off.

SPEAKER_06 (01:32:28):
Oh her arm came off.
Nice.
Damn it, that was your How wasshe robotified?

SPEAKER_01 (01:32:32):
That's that was your jerk off hand.

SPEAKER_07 (01:32:37):
That was my favorite hand.
Yeah, beat her to death.

SPEAKER_05 (01:32:44):
Kill the robot.
I didn't even have to get drunkto beat the woman.

SPEAKER_07 (01:32:48):
Oh no.
Shrimp is her arm.
Yes.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
We killed her.
I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 (01:33:10):
Because you can't just turn a human into a robot.
Hell yeah.
That's cool.

SPEAKER_05 (01:33:16):
It's like, dang, my boat kind of looks good from
here, saying I mean, I feel likethe arm's gonna come get her
right.

SPEAKER_06 (01:33:24):
Yeah, you're keeping that one.
Yeah, keep it.
Hell yeah.
It's like a it's a stranger.

SPEAKER_05 (01:33:30):
Oh my gosh.
Oh no.
It's like I gotta get out of mycar to get I mean, just throw
her hand away.
There's no there's no physicalpower that hand can have.
You're holding it then.

SPEAKER_06 (01:33:40):
It's not even squeezing going out.
It's like this is so easy tojust throw that arm away.
It's hard to get rid of yourfavorite things.

SPEAKER_05 (01:33:50):
Man, this TV we're watching non-suck.
Can't believe this is what Iwatch most movies on in college.

SPEAKER_07 (01:33:56):
It's like it does not show like shadows in
darkness very well.
It could also be the old movie.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:06):
I know.
I always had problems with this.
Like whenever if it was superdark in some scenes, it'd be
blue.
Oh wow.
I was like, I the other one.
Oh my gosh.
Just end with this.
Come on, run her over.
Ooh, wait, hold on a second.
Not so fast.
It's like, well, we knocked yourhead off.

(01:34:26):
I can use the body from thebody.

SPEAKER_07 (01:34:28):
Ties his shoelaces together.
It's a good trip.
Runs trips since his head dies.
You know what?

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:38):
I it'd actually be kind of funny if it if another
part of our body came out.
He'd be like, all right, nowthis is a bit.
Now I'm into it.
Just a leg hopping on its own.
Just like won't stop.
Like he keeps getting jumpscared by it over and over and
over.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:52):
Hey, it's this guy.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:54):
Like, I hope no white man comes running up to me
screaming about silver samurai.

SPEAKER_06 (01:34:59):
No, it's the second time this week.

SPEAKER_07 (01:35:03):
Crazy white people.
He's like, God dang it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:07):
Like, I shouldn't, I shouldn't have set up shop in
California.
This is what happened.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:11):
Halloween, Halloween.

SPEAKER_07 (01:35:16):
Snakes are gonna cry all out of your mouth.
No, I missed trick-or-treating.
Too bad they ruined it.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:34):
By never doing it on Halloween anymore.
No, kids.
Right away.
No, look at it.
You're gonna have snakes in yourmouth.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:35:45):
It'd be kind of great if a frog jumped out of
one person's mouth and he'slike, three straight movies, we
do this.
Okay.
Oh like what?
He I guess he called someone andthey're cutting it off air.
I don't know.
Trying to.

(01:36:08):
The current third commercial.
Oh well, I guess it is all kindof local shit.
I mean like are you calling allof a national media?
It's the president.
Let's go.
That's it.

unknown (01:36:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:36:32):
So Jason, what did you think of Halloween 3?

SPEAKER_06 (01:36:36):
That was nuts.
That was uh interesting.

SPEAKER_05 (01:36:39):
Yeah, definitely, definitely an interesting flick,
but uh watched it.
You know, it's just uh I don'tknow, man.
It's uh cool take.
Yeah.
On the Halloween, just a lot ofa lot of nonsense.
It is a lot of nonsense.
Way too much just men runningaround hiding slash looking for
things.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:37:00):
But that's Halloween three, baby.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:04):
I hope everybody has a nice, safe Halloween.
If you love this movie andaren't enthused by the fact that
we're not super into it, that'sokay.

SPEAKER_03 (01:37:12):
It's Halloween.
Eat some candy.
Drinks, drink some blood, youknow, just not ours.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:18):
And um be careful with those Halloween
commercials.

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:21):
It's spooky.

SPEAKER_07 (01:37:23):
But yeah, um, what's your favorite part?

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:27):
I don't really know.
I kind of the laser mouth.
Laser mouth is cool.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:31):
It's rad.
Yeah, and like her face afterthat.
Yes.
Mine's definitely all the littlelittle mask.
I love masks.
I like the the kill squad of thedolls.

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:41):
Yeah.
The robots.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:42):
It's like what's frustrating is like the picture
for this.
You got that rad little guy inthe background and like the kids
walking with their masks andlike silhouette and nothing to
do with the never never reachedthat level cool for me.
I know.
But I do love the mask.
Uh, I do wish that since thecommercial still aired, that we
got to see like everybody'shomes and stuff.
Yeah.
I kind of wish they'd redo this.

(01:38:04):
I bet they could do it.
This would be a fun one to redo.
Yeah.
Get Ari Aster on the scene to door they just make it lame.

SPEAKER_06 (01:38:12):
You know, because they've remade other Halloween,
right?
Someone has.
They've made all the Halloween.
I mean, like re like remasterthem or read reshotes.
Uh well, they didn't reshot.

SPEAKER_05 (01:38:23):
I mean, they've just kind of, you know, like with the
new the 2018 Halloween, it'sactually a sequel to the very
first Halloween.
Gotcha.
Halloween H2O is also a sequelto the first Halloween.
Just make a sequel to this.
Yeah, or just read it.
Just make it better.
Yeah.
Just be like, what was theoutcome of everybody's heads
getting squishied?

(01:38:43):
Fuck yeah, man.
Uh guys, I hope you enjoyed thiscommentary.
Sorry if we were a little bitlow energy on it.
I don't know.
I haven't seen enough.
I probably definitely shouldhave gone back and rewatched it,
but I hope it was fun.
I feel like we had fun.
I feel like it was fun.
We said some fun stuff.
Um, but yeah, hey, uh tell uswhat you think about the movie

(01:39:04):
in our comments or the fan mail,wherever you want to talk to us
at.
Uh running out of words to say.
Um, but yeah, there's a link inthe description.
It's called send some fan mail.
You can click that.
If that doesn't work in whateverplatform you're watching, at the
very bottom of the description,there's our email, which is we

(01:39:25):
recommend mailbag at gmail.com.
Um, yeah, I'd like to thank JoeyProsser for intro and outro um
music.
This is if all I want X at uhMr.
Joey Prosser.

SPEAKER_03 (01:39:37):
And this has been the We Recommend Podcast.
I've been Jesse.

SPEAKER_04 (01:39:40):
I've been Jason.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.

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