Super Troopers

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a
movie podcast, where every weekwe recommend a movie for you to
watch.
Then come back here and listento us discuss.
I'm Jesse, I'm Jason.
Not so funny meow, is it?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because this week we recommend Super Troopers,
troopers have you ever had anexperience with a super trooper?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
uh, no, I haven't.
Well, I mean I with a statetrooper, yeah, highway, not even
like a mild trooper no, theyall been pretty uh low level
trooping just professional,mostly, yeah, mostly, or uh,
weirdly aggressive for somereason.
They all have been pretty.
Low-level trooping Justprofessional, mostly, yeah,
mostly, or weirdly aggressivefor some reason.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So yeah, Would you rather the cops act like this or
not act like this?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I assume that it would be problematic.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I could not watch this without being like dude,
this is fucked up.
But here's the thing.
The whole time I was like, well, if y'all get to act like this,
y'all should at least let mostof these people go right.
Like, if you do the meow bitwith someone, they get to go.
It's just a fun time before youget a ticket.
Or even though like especiallythe people at a ticket, or even

(01:25):
though like especially the likepeople at the beginning, even
though, like you know, they havedrugs and mushrooms or whatever
, but like they definitelyshould have been, let go, just
be like look, don't be on theroad with drugs again.
We just messed with you becausewe knew you're druggies.
But like because, if they, Iwould be like all right, I want
a lawyer, I'm going to tell themeverything you did, oh yeah.

(01:46):
And they'd be like, oh yeah,that probably wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, I wonder when Vermont, when weed became legal
in Vermont?
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I have to look that up real quick.
But yeah, I was just like thewhole time.
I was like, oh, this would havebeen hilarious in the 2000s.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
In 2018.
So this movie was in 2001.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah 17 years before that.
Yeah, they definitely wereprobably super aggressive.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
The opening bit is the funniest shit in the goddamn
world it really is.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It is kind of the best part of the whole movie
that the meow bit is really goodtoo.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, it is think of of any movie, though I think
this is the funniest openingyeah, really I think.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So this is my this is my number one.
It's just them driving off,appearing behind them driving
off again this is I would flipmy shit if this was happening to
me.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'd be like I don't know, do I just get on the?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
ground and put my hands behind my head, Like what
do I do in this situation?
What I do like about them ishow?
How on like they don't lookscary at all as cops Except for
Farva, he definitely would be alittle scary he's the one that
looks most like a cop.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Which is why.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I think they make him the worst cop out of all of
them, most aggressive.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
But like if you look at movies like Beer Fest, when
Hefferman I think his name isJohn Hefferman- yeah.
He doesn't look mean at all inthat one, it's just because he's
wearing like a polo, yeah, so Ithink it just has a lot to do
with what he's wearing.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I barely even remember him in Club Dread Like
I remember everybody especiallyhe's like a Zen master in Club
Dread.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
He gives women orgasms, yeah, touching them on
the face.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I like mainly remember.
Oh God, here we go.
I like mainly remember.
Oh God, here we go.
I'm going to try to say thename.
We looked it up for J Chunder,chandra Shakar, chandra Shakar.
We're going to call him J, Iremember him from it, and Mac
Mac.
It's either between Thorny andMac as my two favorites in the

(04:01):
movie.
I think Mac is just fuckingwild.
Yeah, he's great, great when hegoes to attack far right.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
He just flies past the car.
Did you ever watch?
Uh, salute your shorts I don'tthink I did, because john
hefferman was in that as a childactor I used to love that show.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's how you got famous, your shorts.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
well, he was just kind of like the fat idiot.
Yeah, I feel like he gets thatrole quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh wait, I said like I thought Jay or Mac or Thorny
and Mac were my favorite.
No, my favorite was Brian Cox.
Yeah, he's kind of the funniestone in it.
I love how they always havethem like set up in front of
like a deer or something, so italways has antlers behind them.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Such a good bit that was so funny, that was so good.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's like when he does his Iris accent, it's great
, which I have actually somefacts about old Coxie, old Coxie
.
So Brian Cox asked BrokenLizard if he could be in this
film Nice.
So he's always like before thishe was always playing like bad
guys, like he plays HannibalLecter, I think, in one movie.

(05:14):
Plays like Nazis, pedophiles,like you know, because he's a
scary guy.
He has that scary guy vibe, sohe, so he's attempting to change
his image.
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
So jay in a in a interview guys, look, I love
being a pedophile, yeah but Iwant to be a funny pedophile to
expand my range.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, but so jay said in an interview he actually
called us he.
He's always playing parts likepedophiles and nazi generals and
nasty people and he's a bigjerry lewis fan and thinks he
got he's got that bone in him.
He's been looking for a comedyto do and he kept contacting us
and contacting us and he turnedout to be amazing hell yeah, he
did agreed.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
He's so chill, like with everybody.
He's so patient with his idiot.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I know it's like he always just want them to like
dude, you need to like.
Go full, brian Cox, on theseguys here.
Like you guys are losing yourbusiness, yeah, just bring them
along with everything you do.
I bet people, I mean it suckslike if you get pulled over by
this group, but like that's gotto be, like people probably
drive like crazy on thatinterstate.

(06:23):
It'd be like, look, I don'tknow, they're probably sleeping
or masturbating.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, like Vermont is beautiful, but there's not a lot
going on there, so I can seewhy they would get bored, yeah,
and start doing stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I mean, that's like a rich.
A rich like, yeah, the cost ofliving up there is insane.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
A rich state Homes.
Yeah, the cost of living upthere is insane at homes.
The one that I have would belike a million and a half
dollars, jesus Christ, becausewe were thinking about moving up
there because my brother in lawlives up there and you're like
Jesse move with us.
They legalize weed yeah, that'snot a good reason to move
somewhere if it can't afford itare we not sure that's a good

(07:03):
reason?
I think there's a lot morebetter reasons to move out of
this current state.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So the beginning of the opening scene is based on a
true story.
No shit.
So I guess that's awesome.
I guess, like this happened tothem, or no.
Some friends of the brokenlizard were out to Canada for a
weekend of strip clubs, drinkingand getting high.
As they were going to theborder, they were stuck in a

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long line of cars near theborder.
Their car was searched bypatrol officers and their
marijuana was discovered, butthe cops didn't find their
shrooms enough to get at least10 people buzzed, apparently.
So while the agents weredistracted, one of the dudes ate
the entire bag right then andthere the drugs took full effect
in lockup, as the stoners werebeing individually questioned.
In the end one of the guys tookthe blame for the drugs before

(07:55):
the cops interviewed theirtripping friend.
They were banned from Canadafor one year, with the exception
of the noble knight who tookthe fall.
He was barred from the GreatWhite North for seven years.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, noble knight, he took the fall.
He was barred from the greatwhite north for seven years.
Dang, yeah, that's rough.
It's like come on canada.
I was trying to, I was.
It's amazing that that's I mean, that's the most likely to be
true part out of this wholescenario.
Yeah, I was trying to thinkwhich part was he talking about
that really happened, was it?
The guy ran out of a bar afterhe shot the cops like drove him
to?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
mexico.
That was a good bit too.
I did like that because I waswondering.
I was like, oh, I thought thethe white guy at the beginning
was going to be mac, but thenwhenever he pulled up, I was
like, oh, that's right, I was.
I surprisingly remembered a lotabout this movie, even though
I've only watched it like onetime, like in the 2000s, like,
oh, I actually remember thiswhole movie pretty well.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's the crazy thing about memory.
Is that you?
Mostly you remember how youfeel about things?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, that was memory talk with Jason, so one of the
actor's mothers came up with thetitle actually.
So I guess Miramax finally likepicked up the film after like
dropping it and then deciding tocome back and do it.
Jay recalls how his co-star'sparents wasn't the biggest fan
of Connecticut's Finest as theyhad recently been pulled over

(09:12):
for speeding.
So when, I guess, the co-startold her about doing the movie,
he's like oh you're making amovie about the Super Troopers,
huh.
And that's how they came up withthe title, and so this wasn't
the end of his mother'sinvolvement, though Along with
her husband, she had a cameoappearance.
They played the couple whoHefferman's character, farva,

(09:33):
pulls over and calls chickenfucker.
The best part of that is theyhad no idea what he was going to
say when he walked up to thecar.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's a good thing that his mom wasn't the uh
supermodel, the germansupermodel lady.
Yeah, mom, put your top back onquick.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Grab my mom's boobs quick, it'll be hilarious mom
show off the show off the beaverfor a second.
Oh yeah, thirsty.
Oh, another one.
So that's actual syrup that theguys were chugging, jesus, yeah
.
So Eric's Blonsky to read it.
It was indeed actually syrupthey chugged for the famous

(10:17):
scene.
Originally the prop woman hadiced tea in the bottles but it
didn't have the glug, glug, glug, thick.
Look when he chugged it.
So Jay and I said we got to dothe real thing, then went into a
diabetic coma on a dark floorwhile everyone else enjoyed
their lunch.
So apparently they use the icedtea and like the wide shots
where you couldn't really tell,yeah, but in the like close ups,

(10:38):
like when a rabbit like juststraight up chugs like the neck
of the syrup and the one ofthem's gotta have diabetes,
right, like um.
And speaking of diabetes, briancox had it.
So whenever there's soap in thecoffee, it's actually white
chocolate.
And when he takes uh, in thefirst take that they did, he
took a bite out of it and likewas like oh, is this actual

(11:01):
chocolate?
They're like, yeah, it's likeI'm diabetic, oh, fuck.
So they ended up puttingsugar-free white chocolate in it
, which is Good call, yeah, andthere's really not too much more
.
So I'm just going to do justone more.
Oh, actually I do have two.
So whenever they do in thebulletproof cup scene, which is

(11:23):
great, that is a good bit.
The whenever they do in thebulletproof cup scene, which is
great, that is a good bit.
The scene was filmed outside anactual prison with Steve Lemme
wearing just a cup off camera.
There was the fence line of theprison and all the inmates were
watching it and just shoutingat him the entire time doing the
bit.
So good, I said there was more.

(11:54):
Oh uh, for the last one.
So the um.
Whenever they have rabbit in thelocker with all the shaving
cream, so I guess it had mentholin it and they didn't know.
And of course menthol likeburns really bad after a while.
So he they had to like take himacross the street to where the
fire department was and theydidn't know.
And of course menthol likeburns really bad after a while.
So they had to like take himacross the street to where the
fire department was and they hadto hose him down.
That was also a good bit.
So I was like, oh shit, Iforgot about that that does burn

(12:15):
.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Did you ever put gold bond on your balls?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, no, no, I don't really put a lot of things in my
balls.
It feels amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Don't put Bengay on your balls.
That burns a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Really, what is?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Bengay, I don't even actually know.
It's like some kind of cream.
Yeah, it's like musclerelaxation cream or something
your balls are like whoa, yourballs are straight up high up in
there.
I was going through puberty asa young pubescent boy and my
balls were itching so bad.
I was like what can I do toalleviate this?

(12:50):
I found this tube it says canalleviate itching, burning, you
know, swelling.
I was like hell, yeah, let's go.
And I was just like screamingMom, wow.
I was just like screaming Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, Luckily I've never had to deal with anything
like awkward like that with myparents, so really really glad
that didn't happen All right,bro, I guess we can hop into the
film I got to ask.
So like how?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
was anything, my parents were there.
Oh, were they not?
Nope, okay, good, probablywouldn't happen if they were.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh well, I just assumed, like you know I don't
know how young young you are, soI just assumed you were like in
high school or something I hada lot of time to myself, a lot
of time to myself, a lot of timeto put things on my balls
apparently made a lot ofmistakes yeah, probably needed a
little bit of supervision.
So before we hop into the plotwhen was the last time you

(13:50):
actually watched this?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Probably high school or college or something.
Did you think it held up?
Yeah, really I think.
I mean, the picture quality isnot too great.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh yeah, I just meant like comedy wise, I think so I
was still laugh pretty hard yeahI found myself only sometimes
chuckling.
I was like wow, I was because Iwas kind of pumped to watch.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I was like let's go, super troopers, been so long and
I was like huh I did notice alot, a lot of different things
to be funny than younger me didmost definitely.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, I actually kind of enjoyed more like the Ursula
and Foster stuff more than Ifeel like.
I felt like that was like aboring part when I was younger.
But now in this one I was justlike, oh, it's like dang, I just
became a romantic.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's harder 10 times that day, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I also kind of like, really enjoyed the Grady
and Captain stuff a lot morethan.
I felt like I did when I wasyounger I was like and maybe
that's just because hissuccession and how much I love
Brian Cox and uh, I forgot theactor's name who played Grady,
but he's always great.
He's always like a bad guy in amovie.
It's perfect.
He doesn, he does have the evillook and.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I think, he's German, his name is like Von something.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, Daniel Von Bargen Von.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Bargen.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I was just like whenever I came out the end of
it I mean I did laugh.
I'm not going to say I didn'tlaugh at anything, but I was
like dang.
I don't remember the way I usedto, but it's still a fun movie
to watch.
I really was just like becauseI watched it this morning and I
was like man, this would havebeen great last night.
Some Delta 8 or something.

(15:33):
A little bit of wine in me,that would have been great.
All right, bro, you ready tohop in the plot?
Let's go.
So we start off.
Got some potheads in a car.
They're just driving, having agood time, looking gross and all
sweaty in their car.
Car's completely filthy.
It's awful.
Dirty college students and thenthey notice that there's a cop

(15:54):
car right next to them.
So they're like the guy in theback.
They're like, hey, eat this bagof weed.
He's eating bag and all.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I love what they're talking about, Like if you own
beachfront property.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh yeah, do you own the water?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, or the sand.
What if there's a naked chick?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
on the beach.
No, man, the water's all God's.
It's God's water man.
It's God's water man.
That was a really good bit.
That is true.
You don't own the water.
I don't think you can own thewater, right?
No, I didn't know.
I don't think you can own thewater right, no I didn't know.
I didn't know Because I meanlike what?
If you want to put, like whatif a part of your house is in

(16:30):
the water Because they do havehouses where, like, they're a
little bit in the water Doesthat mean you'd own the water at
that point?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Totally and everything the light touches.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
The water like comes into your like property line and
it goes out.
Come back in mine.
Every fish that comes up on sea, bert tries to steal it.
Hey, bert, my fish.
But yeah, so he eats the weed.
Have you ever ate weed?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I have Really I've been in this situation Really
With a very tiny amount of weedLike.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
what did that do to your stomach?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was such a small amount that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You know, I don't really think it did anything
it's like whenever, like thenext time you pooped, was it
like mr hanky and tally I rolledit up and smoked it, so oh,
it's like dang dude.
It tastes bad, but it feelsgood um, and then the guy in the
back he eats like two hugeshrooms, that big bag of shrooms

(17:29):
, and then he has another potthing the shrooms man and then
he gets handed another giant bagof pot and he's like dude, I
cannot do this, so they justthrow it out the window.
It's like why didn't you justthrow everything out the window
at that point?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And all of the super troopers are just staring at
them this whole time.
Yeah, and he tries to likeblock them.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Block them by just sitting up a little bit.
Yeah, it's like dude, just putit under your seat at that point
.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Just act normal.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Right, like why, I don't know, they can't just
search your.
Sorry, yeah.
And then unless they bring likeit's like, hold on, we're going
to call a canine, but they havetwo cop cars, so I think you're
safe.
So cops immediately startplaying with them Like they act
like they're going to pull themover.
Then they just drive off pastthem.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
They're like they're already like kind of pulled over
, like oh, thank God and they'relike kind of talking a little
bit, and then they turn aroundand the cops they got behind
them.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's like, how slow were they driving?
No, they were stopped.
Well, like it's like, did theylike slowly reverse?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
or did they like turn ?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
around I had to, and so they're right behind them, um
, so they kind of question them,uh, just kind of making them
feel terrible.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Do you know how fast you were going?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
65.
He's like no, you're going 63.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
But is it the speed limit of 65?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
65, yeah, and then he asks for the registration.
They drop it and then when theycome back up, they're gone.
And then they're like, oh,thank God, fuck the cops.
And then back up, get behindthem, turn on the lights, pull
over.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I love how, when they run back to the car, they pull
around the opposite side of them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
This is so stressful.
Do you know why I pulled youover my favorite line.
I pulled over, I can't pullover anymore.
And then they find the weeds.
And then the guy in the backstarts freaking out.
Suddenly a car flies by them.
They're like shit and then cutsto them, having the three guys
in the back of the cop car asthey go to find them.

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They follow them and then youhave we kind of cut to Foster
because Farva's on the radio ordispatch, like calling Foster,
and he's just like fishing andhe's got a dummy in his car.
And then like the car's drivingpast him and Foster's trying to
get in his car, he's got thedummy hanging out the window,
runs right into the dummy.

(19:58):
That was a good bit.
I did like that bit knocks hishead off, yeah.
And I did like that bit Knockshis head off, yeah.
And then the guy driving stopsat a diner and they run in to
get him and it turns out it'stheir colleague back, oh they
got him.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I guess there's Awesome outfit.
There's like some kind of gamethey play where they yeah, if
they get away with it, they get20 bucks or something like that.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, and with.
Something we learned at thispoint is that the guy that was
with Thorny, who is a J we'renot going to say his actual name
, his name is Rabbit.
He's the rookie.
I loved Rabbit in this.
He's so genuine and great andhe kind of was like Like the low
key when they started doinglike low key comedy, where it's

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just like a little off the mark,like response to something.
That was when it was like so inmy bag, which part are you
talking about?
There's just like a lot ofthings that like a rookie would
say that was.
He's just like trying to getalong, but he's just like saying
it small under his breath, thatjust like was cracking me up.
I don't have it in my notes.
So, and then they're just kindof like they come up with a

(21:02):
prank for the potheads.
So Mac pretends to shoot thecops in the building and runs
out and goes back into the copcar and he tells the stoner guys
, like let's go to Mexico andjust starts doing donuts cut to
the title super troopers.
I know, and they still get introuble.
I feel like at that point yougotta let them go?
I don't think they really gotin trouble.

(21:23):
Yeah, because they're partyinga little later after that.
Yeah, maybe they just kind ofdropped them off at that point,
just trying to scare them.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I think Scare them straight, yeah, so Is this what
they do in those scared straightcamps?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, probably so.
Then we cut to Thorny andRabbit.
They're at the restaurant.
They're chugging syrup.
Looks like the rookie's goingto win, but then Thorny, of
course wins.
God.
That's awful, yeah, like I'mhaving a sugar rush just
thinking about it.
And then we see that there'sanother police department there

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where it's the actual policedepartment, as in the super
troopers are highway patrol,yeah, and they just immediately
start having confrontations withthem because the police
department doesn't take themserious.
And then Mac starts throwinglike bottles of syrup at one guy
.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
He's like sit down, he throws another one.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, and then they start, they all start fighting,
because every time they'retogether they all start fighting
.
And then Brian Cox comes in andbreaks it up, you, and then
Brian Cox comes in and breaks itup.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
You know how they get when they get the sugar or the
syrup.
Yeah, you get that syrup intheir pants.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
So then we cut to them.
They're having a meeting.
We kind of learned that theirnumbers don't go up.
They will be shut down as in.
They're not, they're onlymaking like.
We learned that Foster onlymade like three tickets.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
He only gave three tickets for a month because he's
been fishing.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's like dude.
They give like three tickets anhour off our road down through
there.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
The state troopers do .
I'm always so careful.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's crazy, bro.
Like I go to the dump, theyhave a car pulled over and, like
the dumps, like five minutesaway from my house.
I come back, they, they have acar pulled over and, like the
dumps, like five minutes awayfrom my house.
I come back, they have adifferent car pulled over.
I'm like, give people a breakout in these streets.
They're working hard, man.
Sheesh, they ain't gonna shutdown.
Um, we learned that farva issuspended.
He's trying to do it.
Uh, he wants to be a part ofthe games, right, because they

(23:20):
always play games.
The super troopers do, becausehe's an asshole, yeah, so his
big idea is he gives a coffeeand he puts soap in one of
theirs and it's like it's not agood game.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I love it with Brian Cox.
He's like Farva you forgot thecoffee and he points his gun at
him.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's like get to work , you got to cap, and this is
kind of a little bit of what I'msaying whenever they're like
talking under their breath a lotBecause, like the whole time
Brian Cox is talking, you haveMac and Rabbit talking to each
other.
Just do it, eat the soap, takea bite of the soap.
So then, like, brian Cox takesa bite and spits it on Mac,
that's good and so, yeah, thepoint of that scene is like they

(23:59):
just got to get their numbersup.
Then we cut to Foster and mac.
They're the two teams, they'rethe team and uh, that car, uh,
they're at a traffic stop toplay the meow game.
I love it.
It's jim gaffigan.
Oh, yeah, yeah, um, so theyessentially just keep going up
to him.
He's like because the record isno one's ever said meow 10
times.
So he gets to him and he likeevery anytime he says meow or

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something like that, it's alwaysmeow.
The Jim Gaffigan, who actuallyhis name in the movie, is like
Larry Johnson or whatever.
It's a character he played onlaw and order, apparently.
So it was a bit for that, andevery time he says meow like,
jim Gaffigan starts laughing andthen Mac starts laughing on the
other side of the car.
It's so like, like he ends, jimGaffigan starts laughing and

(24:44):
then Mac starts laughing.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
on the other side of the car you just see his belly
shaking.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
And so like he ends up giving them an actual ticket
and it's like you can't givethem a ticket if you do the game
.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
But they weren't even the ones that pulled them over.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh yeah, that's right , because the local police
pulled them over.
How did they know how fast theywere coming?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, exactly Like why did you give us man a it?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's like what did you even write down how fast,
Like it's just put like fivemiles over, just so you say they
could.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well, they do that anyway, Like just to give you a
break sometimes.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Which is kind of cool yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, luckily, the only times like I've actually
been speeding, whenever I'vebeen pulled over, has only been
like two or three times, and theother times I've been pulled
over it's only been like two orthree times and the other time
it's been pulled over and I waslike I wasn't speeding.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't know what you're talking about, but
usually they just gave me a,gave me a warning.
No, I've had guns pulled on metwice, really, just for speeding
.
Uh, because, well, to be fair,I was young and stupid and I got
out of the car because I waslike what do I do?
I was panicking, I was likewhat do I do?
Do I meet him on?
I meet him outside?
And so I was like I got out,he's like get back in the car
and he pulled his gun.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I was like you got it , man sorry, dude, I'm an antsy
person, no problem.
Yeah, don't ever get out of thecar, bro.
Yeah, I learned that lessontwice.
That's insane.
Your parents should have beenaround more what you did, it
twice.
Yeah, oh my god but now I don'tdo it yeah, so yeah, and then

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eventually so, while they'redoing the meow game, then he's
like, oh, you only did nine,just yells at him meow, gotta
get one more meow.
Yeah, place should be shut down.
This place definitely should beshut down.
So then, place definitelyshould be shut down.
So then we cut to like Farv andRabbit.
Farv is having Rabbit, I guess,clean his car or clean the
police car, like they kind ofjust get in an argument, they

(26:34):
like face to face with eachother.
Thorny comes up.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
You're going to set my country music award on fire,
oh yeah, Because he does likethis whole bit with a country
music award great story, pharmayeah all because he's got a
little bit grease on his handit's so stupid.
He's like you know what this isrookie, a shabby glove like
lucky guess yeah, it's like what, what were we gonna roast him

(26:59):
because he didn't know what itwas.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, wild that he should have been like just fire
the guy because he didn't knowwhat it was, yeah wild.
He should have been like justfire the guy, Just get anybody
else in this building other than.
Farva.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
But I kind of think that they kind of know that it's
they're pranking everyone.
They're kind of just like can'tget rid of this guy.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
We're not much better .
Yeah, he's the worst.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
He can't even prank, can't be a cop and he can't be a
prankster.
Rabbit and Thorny, they go on acall, they get to call.
It's like there's a dead girlin an RV, the police department
already there and, like we see,that Was she wearing a dog
collar.
Yeah, it looked like it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
And eating out of a dog bowl.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, and I guess there's some freaky stuff
Kinky With a pig yeah, and wesee that she has a tattoo of a
monkey with his boner in abanana.
Yeah, johnny the Chimp.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Jerking off a banana, johnny.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Chimpo, whatever they called it.
It's kind of an awesome tattoo,and then the chimp jerking off
Johnny Chimpo or whatever theycalled it and then they, like,
they start hearing like noisesfrom behind a door turns out
it's a pig, it's an insane pig.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Apparently pigs are crazy they do act wild, yeah, I
mean, I think they make goodpets apparently, but they stick,
they get so big, yeah, and thenyou just eat them.
Like what do you do?
Yeah, you just eat the pig.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, it's bacon, ham , pulled pork.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I know, but like it's your pet, what if you love the?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
pig.
Most people don't raise them tobe pets.
Some people do, and then theyjust get big and they just hang,
you can't eat it.
I guess they just hang out withit, you know it's kind of the
perfect pet most people get likeslaughter it.
That's true.
It's like, dang, we can getanother pig.

(28:51):
It's like should we bring anyfood?
It's like well, we do have apig.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I already got the cooler packs.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, it's nothing but ham, bacon and pulled pork
baby, let's go.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We gonna get fat on this vacation.
So Mac and Foster show up.
They're all kind of arguingabout who's going to get the RV
and like who's going to get likethe the case, essentially the
jurisdiction.
So the two departments start tofight.
We also meet Ursula for thefirst time.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
She's there.
She was in the diner too, likeoh yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Foster kind of said something stupid.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, because he walks up to her, that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You don't really know who she is.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, so he's still kind of talking to her.
But then the fight erupts out.
They all start fighting eachother.
Half of the police departmentget arrested, half of the
highway patrolmen get arrestedby the police department.
It's like I love it, and thenyou got Foster and Ursula like
talking.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's like all right, how about I give you this one
for that one?
The dumb fat one yeah, You'rethe dumb fat one.
Yeah, he's like you're going tohave to be more specific.
That's such a good bit, though.
I love it when Matt goes intothe RV and it comes out with a
bloody nose.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hey, you know there's a dead girl in there.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
That was good.
It's like what did that pig do?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
to you, bro.
He just got his ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Just let the pig run out by itself.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Animal control ass kick, just let the pig run out
by itself.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
You have to catch a pig in the middle of the highway
, though, but yeah, so to end itall, the highway patrol just
gives away the case.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, so fuck it, you deal with the pig.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
And the captain is mad for them.
So it's like dudes.
What did we just say?
We're going under.
We have to be better.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
We have to solve the crimes.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Because he goes in.
They're all in the locker room,they're all just acting, trying
to act normal, and then, oncethe captain walks out, the
rabbit just walks out.
It's like all right, I'm goingto get cleaned up, I'm going to
go shower.
Such a small, great bit, Iloved it.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's one of the best comics you want to be a
rookie, yeah well, it's justlike.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I love how just they're so he's so down for it,
but he's also like like theydon't like just hate them, right
, they're like, they kind ofjust like oh yeah, you can be
along with some of the bits, butwe are going to haze you and
it's.
I love that dynamic with rabbit.
Yeah, that's great.
And then we cut to a local kidsbaseball game.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Also love how the captain has.
He's like he sees what's goingon, he kind of realizes that
this has to happen, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Well cause I.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I will learn a little later.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
He was doing all the same shit.
He invented it, yeah, heinvented it yeah he invented
half the games yeah, thebaseball game yeah we go to the
baseball game we learn Thornyhas a kid and is kind of a
hippie girlfriend.
Oh, the other team is full of,like, I guess, the police
department's kids.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
So it's like Highway Patrol versus police department,
everything is them versus eachother.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It is fun that it was Highway Patrol versus police
department instead of likepolice versus fire department,
which is, like you know,constantly through most cop
things but it's nice that theyall the the troopers and cops
they show up to support eachother.
Yeah, it's really nice andwe'll learn a little later that
uh thorny is kind of thorny anduh his girl.

(32:03):
They're kind of together, kindof not, yeah, it's an open
relationship type thing.
Uh, we see foster, he's flirtingwith ursula.
Um, they kind of do a bit whereit's like they talk about the
fight from earlier and she'slike, oh yeah, just hit me right
in the face like the baseballgets hit and hits her in the
face she hits him with like thesnow cone fun bit that snow cone

(32:25):
was supposed to be like slushybut so as the prop they had like
a solid brick of ice, so youknow it looked good on camera
and like she kept hitting themwith that instead because they
would, they would.
I guess it was kind of like aprank.
They would just wouldn't likeexchange it out, ouch um.
And then we cut to ursula atthe baseball game asking her

(32:47):
boss for more field work.
But you know he's likemisogynistic, it's a man's world
Just completely disrespects herabout it.
It's like how about we just putyou in a field or something.
It's like I don't get the joke.
So then we cut to Foster goingto the police department to talk
to Ursula.
He tries to flirt but we learnthat Ursula doesn't date cops.

(33:09):
She kind of seems like shelikes them but kind of doesn't
they walk into the jail cell.
He's like what is this 8x8?
It's like ah yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Ours is 9x9.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
So they make a bed and when he's leaving he turns
around and walks into the cell.
It's like, oh, our doors areall over here.
I I love it when he says shesays she doesn't date cops.
He's like, well, I'm not reallya cop.
Yeah, I give three tickets, Imainly fish.
Then we see Foster and Mac.
They're on patrol.
They pull over a semi.
They're going to play a gamecalled repeat, but Foster

(33:42):
doesn't want to play.
We learned throughout this isthat essentially whatever Foster
say, magnus comes in andrepeats it.
We see that the guy they pullover is huge, much taller than
them.
The truck didn't pull into aweigh-in, so they go to check
his load.
He's like, yeah, just get up inthere, you can check the load.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
They close the door and they're just locked in there
for two hours.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Then Thorny and Rabbit come in.
They're like ah, did it again,huh.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Not the first time you catch him in the middle of
the story.
He's like that's the secondtime I got crabs, God damn it
shut up.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then they see that in the oh and the truck
driver stole their car.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh, yeah, that's what he said To scare him, because
he's like no, it's really justparked across the street.
Yeah, how did you tell him?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Classic rookie mistake.
Turns out, all the boxes ofsoap are boxes of weed, with a
chimp, with a boner, with abanana, banana boner.
Banana boner.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Say that five times fast.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh, good one.
So we learned that thetrucker's name was fake.
The truck's soap company isfake.
Rabbit notices the monkeysymbol Johnny Chimpo.
Apparently, the monkey is abutler Afghanistan animation.
Mayors says they need as muchpolice as they can get.

(35:12):
Now I put pictures a bit.
What was the pictures?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh, yeah, because he's like he's really cool, like
they all love him.
Yeah, he wants to get in on thepicture.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh, yeah, yeah, duh.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
He throws him the shotgun.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, because they keep doing like this, like
they're posing for the camera.
Yeah, and so like I guess themayor wants to keep the police,
the highway patrol, yeah, likein business, he likes them, he
gets to go over there and likegets to make jokes, or like
maybe the captain and him go wayback, or whatever, he's just a
cool guy.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, he just seems like pretty chill.
They all kind of act like G.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, the mayor's here.
Yeah, the mayor, like, cockshis shotgun and takes a picture.
Spread it on, it's great.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, he says, they say say cheese.
Yeah, he goes spread it on.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It's so cool.
So Thorny and Rabbit pull overa speeding car.
Rabbit is supposed to take thisone by himself.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Hell yeah, it's like bring your son to work day.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, as a state trooper, and we see that it's a
Swedish couple.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I think they're just German.
Well, I couldn't tell becausethey said Swedish a couple times
and they said German and I was.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Whenever I first heard it, I thought they said
Swedish.
Probably I couldn't.
It's close enough.
I can't tell.
Really they're probably German.
They're right next to eachother they're in that area.
Rabbit can't concentratebecause the girl is seducing him
, like pulling up her skirt alittle bit, and they're going to
give him a ticket or whatever.
And then the guy's like howabout you like to?
You know, bone my wife On thehood of the car.

(36:37):
Yeah, and so she gets out, shelike spreads them and stuff, and
then he just immediately startsgroping her and everything.
It's like you're out in broaddaylight, just like starting to
make out in the car.
Like this is the first goodthing that's ever happened.
Yeah, it's like, please, I needthis man because thorny comes
up he says, hey, this car'sstolen.
It's like we have to take himin.
It's like, but while he's liketalking to a rabbit about this,

(37:02):
you got the guy in the car, likewith a little feather, like
tickling his butt and just penis.
This is so good.
He's like stop it.
And then he gets out andthey're like, all right, we got
to cuff him.
They're like, oh, finally, sogood.
Then we cut back to Foster.
He's flirting more with Ursula.
Captain.
We see the captain's talkingwith police chief Grady about

(37:25):
the monkey tattoo and sticker.
The captain is trying to beserious, while Grady is being a
dick, because Grady doesn't wantto help.
So his budget will be biggerwhen the highway patrol is shut
down.
Don't you need a highway patrolthough?
Kind of, I guess they're justlike the police department will
just take care of it.
They can't do everything.
It's only like 50 miles.
I feel like, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
There's only 50 miles .
I feel like, yeah, you're right, there's only 50 miles.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I mean, all they have to do is hire four more guys
and they could take.
They could just cover theentire highway patrol scene and
they'd probably be way better atit, that point.
But yeah, they have like alittle confrontation.
Captains like the captain'sgetting like super pissed.
He's like God damn it, he'sbeen a dick.
Yeah, so, rabbit, he's been adick.
Yeah, so Rabbit.

(38:08):
He's like I'm trying to helpyou here.
Yeah, rabbit, he takes thePorsche out for a drive.
Farva's getting a hot dog at agas station.
Apparently, if you get 10gallons he just pours yeah, he
didn't have enough pours likehalf a gallon into a trash can,
so he could get a free hot dogfucking idiot.
I love him and, like when wesee rabbit, he's kind of dressed

(38:30):
up, goofy and uh, we cut to mac, who's just like looking in the
rearview mirror at the lips ofa girl with the speed, yeah it's
like at first you see a cargoing 50 mile an hour.
Then he goes to his, like hishand, and it's like 12 and it
slowly like builds up reallyfast.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
It's like can our hands?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
really move that fast ?
That's what I want to know.
I don't think I had like somelube or something he's looking
at.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It's just like a lady blowing on a set of dice yeah,
that's it, he's just.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
He's just looking at the lips, nothing else.
A little later's like they kindof bring it up, he's like it's
a hot billboard.
But yeah, then next thing, youknow, rabbit zooms past him
because he's trying to prank him, just like he did earlier, but
Farver stops him instead, pullsa gun on him, puts him against

(39:25):
the car, handcuffs him.
Same team.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Same team.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
So then we cut to thorny and his girlfriend.
They're talking.
They're talking about like,what happens if he gets
transferred.
Will she move with them?
And you're like you're hearinglike a, like a kid what sounds
like a kid jumping on a bed, andso she's kind of like no, I
don't think I'll, I don't thinkI'm gonna try, I'm not gonna
move with you.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You know and he wants him to.
He's got.
The kid has a good life here.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Um, and then like they walk into the room and
you're like you're kind ofwondering, it's like why is he
holding like a?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
thing of bananas.
Why does he wear any clothes?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
yeah, we're holding and then, uh, they walk into the
room and it's the swedishcouple, because they're in an
open relationship.
That was a good bit, that's.
I was like, well, I wasgenuinely a little surprised,
like, oh, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It's like can we stay ?
Yeah, who wants a mustache ride?
Yeah, well me, that sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
These Swedish couples are having a good time.
Man or German couple, whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't know if they they're always having a good
time.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
It's like are they actually?
It's like how long are theygoing to stay in there?
Do they just want to stay inthere?
At this point?
They're probably like havinggetting taken home by a new
person every single time.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Just prisoners of the state troopers.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, so we see Ursula, she gets a prank call
from some man and it's like, hey, look outside, it turns out
it's Foster flashing her.
Yeah, using the voice changer,he's just doing it like a
woman's voice.
I did air quotes.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh.
God he's horrible, he'shorrible.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Like jumps back in the window and then all of a
sudden he's got a gun to hisback and then you definitely
have a voice changer behind him.
It's like, oh God, it was justa joke.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I know the person in there.
Bend over, touch your toes.
I'm going to show you where thewild goose goes.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
And it turns out all this terrible flirting works
because they go up next to theRV a dead girl RV and they start
like like they look about tohave sex.
And then they break the bed andit turns out there's weed under
it A lot.
Break the bed and it turns outthere's weed under it A lot, yes
, a lot.
But then we cut to Captain, whois pissed at Farva, Rabbit and
Mac because of everything thatjust happened.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Rabbit, looks so sad.
Yeah, he's like damn it soashamed.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Because we learn Rabbit is off the streets,
farva's going to be with Thornyand Mac is going to be on the
radio now.
Oh, that's low.
And Mac is going to be on theradio now oh, that's low.
Yeah, that sucks.
It's like you're making thewrong call here.
Get Farva out of there.
The rookie still has a chance.
Okay, I don't think he has achoice.
Yeah, he has to punish him.
But then, luckily, fosterbrings in the weed.

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Captain is excited, so they canout-cop the cops essentially at
this point.
So then the captain giveseveryone a mission they're going
to have like Mac and Foster aregoing to like go to, I guess,
like a weigh station orsomething, dress up as truckers,
essentially.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Well, I think that they kind of ad-libbed that.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, definitely, they were just supposed to go
there.
Yeah, they were just supposedto kind of go there.
But then they're like, wellthere.
But then they're like we'll seea little, we'll get there,
we'll get there.
But then we cut to Foster andUrsula.
They're in the woods in theircop car and they're about to
have sex.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
They lock themselves in the back.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
They don't have enough room up front, so they go
in the back and then he shutsthe door and she's like our cop
car is going to lock from theinside.
I don't know what you'replanning on doing here.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
The kid got himself out of their car.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah pretty easily.
Maybe, they can change thelocks or something I don't know.
We see Thorny is dreadingworking with Farva.
They're kind of talking abouthim.
Farva walks up, Y'all talkingabout me.
He's like no, we're not talkingabout you.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
He's got his shotgun and pushes him out of the way
he's ready to go, it's alreadylike a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
He is ready to murder .

Speaker 2 (43:09):
He's so unfit for this position.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
So then Mac and Foster Mac brings up it's like
what happened to your door.
It's like, oh, some kids with awrench.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yo, you mean those kids with the wrenches.
Yeah, it's like yeah, okay, wecan't take our car.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah.
So they see the truck and theystart dressing as truckers.
Mac tries to drive the truck.
Immediately shuts off.
Foster's like all right, I cando it.
Immediately shuts off again.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
And then after that they're like I didn't know it
was going to be a stick.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, so good.
So then we cut to Farva andThorny.
Farva's trying to come up withgames and, like essentially
Thorny's like I don't want toplay any games with you?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Stupid, dangerous games yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
And then they come up with a bit of like, because I
guess Farva's like Farva Ram orwhatever, and Thorny Rod Rod
something.
Rod Farva, yeah, rod Farva, andit's Ram Thorny Ram or
something like that.
Yeah, something like that.
So they're going to be calledRamrod Thorny.
Does not like it, though, sayit, he's like all right, I'm
going to play like a chickenfucker game or whatever I'm

(44:16):
going to go up to him and yellchicken fucker, because he just
doesn't get it.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, he doesn't understand why it's funny.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, it's funny.
It would have been funny if itwasn so.
He just walks up to the car.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Chicken fucker.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's like that's not a bit, man, it's not a game.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
His parents must have been so upset.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, they're like, oh, thanks.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
That's comedy.
Huh, this is great huh, it'sfunny.
This is y'all's games.
I'm really glad.
Do we not get enough of this atThanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So Captain calls Grady.
Captain gives Grady one lastchance to work with him, or?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
he'll embarrass him.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, or embarrass him.
Then we also learned that Gradyhad sex with his cousin.
Yeah, he's like that wasn't mycousin, wasn't my cousin?
And this is one of the another,like kind of the more obvious
shot where he's standing infront of like a deer oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
And he's got the horns, so he's standing in front
of like a deer.
Oh yeah, he's got the horns.
Yeah, so it was really funnywhen he they were in the office,
uh, previously talking to eachother and he puts down his
coffee cup like right next tothe coaster.
Yeah, just to piss him off.
Yeah, it's so good that is uh,that's one of those little

(45:29):
things.
It's such a small detail.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
That would be something that I would do.
It's like I don't want to makeyou.
I don't want to say anything tomake you mad, but I'm going to,
like psychologically make youmad.
That's so funny.
And then, one of the best bitsFarva and Thorny go to lunch to
dimples or what something likethat yeah, what is he going?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
to dimplesize it?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, what is going to dip asize?
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Farva.
He like asked for a burger.
The guy on the intercom is likecould you we got a burger for a
cop?
It's like why'd you say that?
It's like you're going to spitin it.
It's like hold the spit.
And then it's like the guywasn't doing anything bad, he
just said for a cop.
So that I mean that could be agood thing.
You know, like maybe, like heymake it extra good.

(46:12):
Yeah, so he'd make it good.
But then he's like immediatelyantagonizing the guy.
Then he's like you want a drinkwith that.
He's like a liter of Coke.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
He's like everything with Varva is so difficult.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
He's like what't think we?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
have that brand liter of cola.
It's like thorny's, like justget a large dude, I want a large
pharma yeah, I want a goddamnliter of cola.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
They go sit down.
He's about to take eat hisburger and he like looks at me,
you think they spit in.
He's like probably like whocares?
Eats it anyways gross and theykind of talk about his
girlfriend and stuff.
But pharma doesn't give a shithe just immediately changes the
subject to himself.
He just wants to arrest peopleand stuff.
That's all he wants to do.
And then, uh, like I don't, Idon't remember what the fast

(46:58):
food guy was doing, but um, heput.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
He put um a hole in his cup underneath the sticker
that's right.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, because he undoes the sticker and it pops
out.
He just goes and tackles theguy.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, he jumps across the bar so good.
I love when he's watching it oncamera.
He just keeps rewinding it,yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
But then we cut to Barva, getting hosed off.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
He's like what's up, you burger bitch.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, you burger bitch.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
So good they're throwing powder on him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
We'll learn that it's powdered sugar.
Then Grady talks to Farva andthis is where we get the
powdered sugar bit.
He says what is this?
Is this powdered sugar?
He's like, yeah, he startstalking a little bit Tastes good
, Great.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
But yeah, Grady's talking to little bit Tastes
good, great.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
But yeah, grady's talking to Farva.
He's wanting to give info aboutthe RV murder girl by telling
him he can work with them if hewants to, which at first he
doesn't bite.
He's like I'm not going to doit, I'm a highwayman.
And he walks out naked in frontof Ursula with Foster there, or
no thorny there what is hecalls her?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
that thing that everyone calls?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
her charlie's angel.
Yeah, he's like.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I've never heard that one before she looks a lot like
the bunny from zootopia.
You seen Zootopia?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I love that movie.
She looks just like what's hername.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Oh yeah, cause she's got the cheeks, yeah.
So mousy, mousy.
Yeah, you know the rabbit.
Yeah, she looks mousy.
I mean no, they're the rodents.
She does kind of look like arodent like a cute little rodent

(48:41):
, I would.
I would uh suggest never usingthat as a pickup light nibble on
my carrot.
Ew, do you think like hey girl,you look like a little bunny.
I think that would work.
Nah, unless they're wearingears bunny ears, don't do it.
In my mind it works.
Every time girl called me bunnyI'd be like hell.
Yeah, you don't see me, hop,pop your foot.
They just let know bunnies arefertile Bunny.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Hops, that was her name, or Judy Hops, judy Hops,
that was her name in the rabbit.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Oh yeah, hey that's how you get there, folks.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
We got there.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
We got there.
Join us next week as we doZootopia, as we try to remember
the names of the characters.
Yeah so, mac Foster, thorny andRabbit watched Johnny Chimpo
and Get High that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
It looks hilarious for evidence.
We used to do this we used todo this with a Harvey Birdman
attorney at law.
Really yeah, and we even had aGerman exchange student with us.
Really yeah, it was fun, holyshit you, you are you with us
Really?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, it was fun.
Holy shit, you lived the SuperTrooper life, but you were the
opposite.
You're the people gettingpulled over living the Super
Trooper life.
We see Farva's getting introuble about the captain.
He's on cleaning duty now andthis is obviously when he's like
I'm going to go to the policedepartment.
Captain breaks up the watchparty.
This time we have the Germanslash Swiss guy there and then

(50:01):
essentially comes out.
He's like he's going to go lookfor a new job.
Essentially it's like wah, wah,wah Cap.
So Ursula and Foster, they'rehaving dinner, they're supposed
to dress up like bikers.
Ursula dressed up like amotorcycle biker and Foster
dressed up as a bicycle biker.

(50:22):
Good bit, loved it.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
That bit worked really good in 50-year-old
virgins.
Yeah, or 40-year-old virgins50-year-old virgin.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
They should have came out with a sequel called that.
Oh man, just like a different,yeah, why not it's been much
sadder.
I don't know 40 much sadder.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I don't know 40 over, just preset too.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Sorry if there's any I've got a stepbrother who?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
was one of those.
Wow, really, I mean like bychoice or I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I don't think anybody is by choice right no, there
are.
Yeah, but he definitely wasn'tyeah, I mean, I guess, if you're
a monk, or or a priest.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
He was always pining over this one girl at work who
had a boyfriend.
Ah classic and it was awful heended up going to live with them
.
Yeah, because he lived at homewith us.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
God, it was so sad, Jeez.
Oh, my gosh Guys.
Moment of silence for this guy.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
He's still alive?
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
It's like that's the worst person.
You can go move in with thecouple, with the girl that you
like.
Yeah, it's awful, that's insane.
Jason, something I love aboutyou.
You always got it.
You always got a wild, wackystory, usually like for an
episode.
It's great.
I hope we never run out.
I have zero stories, you haveall.
So Ursula's got a plan that thehighway patrol should give the

(51:47):
RV weed to the governor at agovernor party thing.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, I don't really understand what this is.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
They're essentially, just like I guess, rewarding for
finding all the weed, and it'salso they don't get shut down
because.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Ursula doesn't want buster to have to move because
they're in love for some reason.
Yes, it's kind of I like therelationship.
It's kind of cute and fun it is.
It is and uh, but oh man, wehaven't figured out.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, we're about to okay so she lets them in the
gate.
Yeah, steal the winnebago.
Got the key under the rock.
So at the shooting, we're atthe shooting range.
Matt comes up with abulletproof cup and Thorny
shoots it to see if it works.
Foster's telling the gangs theplan and then like it's great,

(52:33):
because every time he shoots ithe like flies back.
He's like oh, it works.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
He loves it.
He loves it.
He's a freak.
And then, like the second timehe gets shot, he's like, oh yeah
, he gives it to rabbit, yeah,and he's like that's going to be
a little pinch.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah.
And then um captain walks up,he's like oh, bulletproof cup I
that Takes the gun from Mac,shoots it at the car.
He's like except we use blanks.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
You fucking idiot you psycho.
We also made the rookie getnaked.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Oh great, it's funny.
Prisoners yelling at them.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And then they tell Captain the plan, we're at the
governor party.
It's starting the only twopolice department.
Yeah, so we're there at theparty.
We got like the mayor's there,it's Mac and it's like a
policeman's ball.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, it's like a police ball or something.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
And then you got Mac and Captain there and Farvo
comes in.
He's like who I tried to notget him to come but he found out
anyways, because they'reconstantly trying not to invite
him to anything and we learnthat there's only going to be
two police people at the policedepartment.
They leave because they'regetting like 30 billion calls,
while they're there.

(53:53):
It's like, well, somebody's gotto be here.
To man it Ah, fuck it, let's go.
And to man it Ah, fuck it,let's go.
And then we see Foster andThorny get in and it's just like
there's a key under the rockand he's like, how did you know
about this?
And then we see that Rabbit gotthe police to leave by
pretending to have sex with abear in the woods.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yes, that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
You have like a group of people watching it.
It's like, hey, you bear fucker.
It's just like hey, you bearfucker.
I guess he got like a radiojust making bear noises, getting
like he's like oh yeah, and Ilove how committed to the rabbit
is.
He even, like, has, like, histooth blacked out.
It's pretty funny, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
This is one of the because it's comes completely
out of nowhere yeah, it's likeit's so good, yeah.
And then when he runs away,yeah, it's like the little legs
behind him are like.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
So the, the governor, shows up and she's like why the
fuck am I?
Here it's like oh, there'sbecause of the police, drug
busts.
Like, oh, like cocaine.
It's like no marijuana.
She's like, oh seriously, it'slike I love it.
Even in 2001 in Vermont,they're like are we seriously

(55:11):
like making a big deal aboutweed?
It's like come on, we're nearCanada.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It's like if it was, if it was something like harmful
come on like fentanyl.
Yeah, it's all coming fromcanada, apparently.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Apparently it's the wrong border, I feel like.
So we learned that the governoris gonna leave early, and I
love it, because before that thecaptain and mac figure this out
, they're like laughing andhaving a good time, like the
captain loves these guys and Ilove it.
Um, but yeah, so they find outlike she's going to leave in
like five minutes, so they callThorny and then it's like you

(55:44):
got five minutes to get here.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Get this little montage of them driving and then
, like Farva, puking off, likedrinking and puking yeah, it's
like booting and rally.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It's like is he drinking milk?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Looks like he's drinking beer and milk at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Probably they're just like pina colada mix or
something there's some shittylight beer yeah, but they make
it in time just for them torealize grady already got the
drugs and they know who the deadgirl is, if they actually know
who she is, they say she's likea dope queen or whatever it
feels queen pin.
Yeah, queen drug, queen pinwhatever I'm like, this is
totally Kentucky.

(56:21):
It's totally made up for sure.
Yes, it was probably a girlwalked into that RV made to eat
dog food, or they kind of looklike the Reese's Puffs, so they
could have set them up yeah, ohshit, who knows, I didn't think
about that.
Well, I wouldn't even think ofthat.
I just mean, like she couldjust been like kidnapped in that
RV by somebody and they justfound the opportunity to

(56:43):
discover some drugs.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Genius Might be Criminal minds who knows.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
But yeah, the captain of the police force takes
credit for the big drug bustbecause they found even more
drugs, even more, and it's likeno but.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
And then Ursula's like no but.
And then Ursula's like leavingFoster thinks Ursula set him up.
She's like I can't believe youdid this.
Tases him Hell yeah.
Because she says like I betyou're even screwing Grady, oh
yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
That was the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Such thing in these like raunchy comedies, it's all
always ends up saying, oh, whatwas it?
Um office space does the samething, thanks to screwing the
boss it's such a big bit in allthese like 2000 comedies.
That's true, um and then.
So we're at the station.
Everyone's getting drunk,except farva.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
This is I kind of love when they all get drunk.
This is great.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
The ending is pretty good there.
They're just having their lasthoorah.
Even, captain, I think it'sbecause, god, I just love fun
drunk Irish fine cucks yeah.
And so, like everyone's thereexcept Farva Caps is drunk, they
go and they hear like noises inthe locker room and they see
it's Farva.
He's in the locker room dressedas a police department uniform.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Son of a bitch.
Go to Miss Bell Locker Smellslike ass, just like my old
girlfriend or something.
Something like that.
It's like what Damn that's sohorrible, he told.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
He told One of the best bits in this, though One of
my favorites, so he's going towalk out of the place.
They all scooch in close.
He's like, oh, excuse me,excuse me, squeezing in, I love
it.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It was the biggest laugh I got in the whole movie
and he comes back in and theykind of like surround him.
They do it again.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
He's like, oh, excuse me, Putting his hands up.
It's like, dude, just don't goback in.
And then we cut to him.
He's handcuffed to a goddamntulip baby.
And they took his suit, tookhis suit and everything, because
Captain Howe has it on and theyjust drive it around pretending
to be cops, just getting superdrunk.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
They pull someone over.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Captain P's on the guy's car.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I was just thinking of the McDonald's commercial the
whole time Like this, this partand uh, or just this movie, and
also in uh, the movie withMcLovin where the cops are
trying to be cool Super bad,it's always fun.
We see cops trying to be funyeah.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
It's kind of fun, it's kind of, it's kind of cool
and it's cool to see.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Such a fantasy.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yeah, so they go to Grady's house, captain's yelling
outside of his house andknocking all the shit over.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Just kind of destroying everything around his
house.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah, Then you got Foster being like oh man, I got
to call Ursula.
Ursula calls over the radiotrying to apologize and she's
like this is a working livechannel.
Go to channel five.
He's like I'm so sorry, baby,come on baby.
He doesn't actually say it likethat, but Ursula's like got a
plan to get them back.

(59:47):
Wonder what it could be.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I love it when Brian Cox came back to the car and
he's like give me the 2x4.
Yeah, and he's like I need helpout here.
He takes Rabbit, it's just tohelp him, like hit a tree.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah, it's like I don't even know what he's
hitting like decorations in thetree.
It's like almost hitting Rabbita couple times.
It's so good, brian Cox, somuch fun, so much fun.
So while they go, they're kindof waiting for her to see what

(01:00:18):
her plan is and they see a soaptruck drive by them Bunty,
they're going to go get it.
But Farva stops them and saidhe's got it, pulls out a gun on
him, he's going to arrest him.
Mac tries to jump and attackhim and he Farva just moves all
the way, slips over the car.
It's great Reminiscent ofearlier when Rabbit was waxing
the car.
Nice wax job when he tries toslide over.
It's so good.

(01:00:39):
Uh, have you ever slid over acar like that?
No, I tried, but I got stuckshouldn't do it, because our
pants have like metal on them.
Oh it scratches it yeah, myfriend back in um when we were
in high school, I remember thisuh, I was like I'm gonna do some
hazard over your brand newnissan ultima.
I did a giant scratch on it.

(01:00:59):
Oh my God, she got in so muchtrouble.
I luckily never had to talk tothose parents, but it's OK,
because I don't even know if shereally blamed it on me, because
later that day, as a joke, theystuffed me in a trunk and of
that same car drove me.
They drove me to my house inthe driveway, then opened the

(01:01:20):
trunk and let me out.
My parents are always outside.
I'm like guys, what are y'alldoing?
I get in the car.
My mom calls Choose them out,choose me out, yeah, I was like
well, I didn't know where wereally were, because you know,
like I just got out and I'm likeguys, this is the stupidest
thing you ever did, so you justtook off.
That's awesome I got in theircar and we went back to the

(01:01:41):
because we live on the samestreet Like it was just like
walking distance, not far, justlike a few houses down and mom
calls she's pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I'm like what the fuck Stuffing my baby in the
trunk?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It's like drive me to a different house.
At least she yelled at thegirls the girl who were in that
car.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
So my parents just would have laughed yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
You know, I thought my parents would do, but it was
not a funny bit.
Or at least to my mom.
My dad probably wouldn't havecared, I don't know he might
have.
It was kind of hard to telllike what would have been a good
joke for him and what wouldn'tbe, because he's kind of you
know, he's kind of more of thepartier one in the family.
I guess it depends how drunk hewas.
We got, we went walking onenight.
It's like super late at nightand we're just going to walk

(01:02:29):
around the neighborhood.
I didn't want to go.
We're just supposed to walkdown this dirt road right in
front of my friend's house andthey're like, oh, let's just do
the whole neighborhood.
And I was like I don't want todo this but I'm like I don't
want to run back and I was like14.
They were all like 16 or 17 atthat point Because my friend was
older than me, my best friendwas and of course a cop drives
unmarked cop.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Like don't go down that road.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
And, like my friend wasn't, dad wasn't home, so I
lived on the same street.
So who are they going to callmy?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
dad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
He was so, so mad.
Was this for walking?
Yeah, it was late at night.
I guess there's been we're allunderage.
We're all underage, it's likepast midnight, so you know this
guy took the opportunity to whipit out.
You know, tell us to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
That's weird that he did that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Well, he didn't ironically, one of the guys with
us Fly was down.
He's like he, like he saw that.
He's like your pecker's out andit wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Fly was just down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
That's awesome it's just like come on, dude, we're
like, we're literally he wasmessing with y'all too we're
literally 10 minutes from thehouse.
We, like people in the backseat,were kind of making jokes like
ah, in five years we're alwaysgoing to sit back and laugh
about this.
I didn't get to go back to theparty, I had to go back home
with my dad and soon as he leftI'm glad they think it's fucking

(01:03:47):
funny I'm like, ah, guys shutup in the backseat, ugh.
Well, that brought back somememories.
I do have some stories, anyways.
So Farva's going to arrest him.
Farbott says he turned becausethey aren't going to let him
actually be a cop, because theother team wouldn't let him be a
cop.

(01:04:07):
And it's like, yeah, you suck,you're terrible at it, you want
to shoot everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
He would fit in perfectly with the police.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, exactly.
But he wouldn't, because he'stoo good of a good he, but he
wouldn't because he's too goodof a good he.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
He's a he wants to be an actual cop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
It's all he wants to do.
He just wants to do it hard.
So they convince him to letthem get the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
They see the meetup of the truck where the soap
truck is with all the drugs.
Why are they all kissing theFrench plane driver, the French
Canadian?
So I guess they kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I don't know that's more Italian, I felt, but I
don't know.
They all do it and they seethat it's like a plane and it
just says Canadian.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Canada is responsible for this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Damn it Canada.
Hey, Canada's got to get wheattoo, man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
It's wheat's legal over there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Was it in 2001?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You know what?
No, I'm not.
We'll look it up later.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
So, and then they see a cop come up and it turns out
it's Grady who saw that onecoming Shoot.
And of course Farva thinks like, oh, he's there for the bus, I
better get out there.
So he runs off, and I betterget out there, so he runs off.
And then Ursula pops up, scaresthem all.
They're like how does Ursulaknow all about this?
How did you know that Ursulaknew all about this?

(01:05:25):
And it's like wait, are y'alltogether?
She's like oh, even thecaptain's.
Like good job, foster, thatlittle, that shit right there.
Like really gets me, but Ursulaknew and was trying to help
them catch it.
Catch, like really gets me, butUrsula knew and was trying to
help them catch it.
Catch like the police in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
And out on it the whole time.
Yeah, she was using Foster.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
And he's like wait, were you using them?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
or are you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
like boyfriends, and they're all like yeah, good job.
This is sweet.
So they come up with a plan.
We see them like they pull someflares out of a car what are
they gonna do with all?
this.
And then, like they go tofarva's car and it's like oh,
it's got your name on it, ursula.
And we're like what?
It's a sex doll, yeah, so.
And then like farva comes up,he's like all right, I'm in on

(01:06:11):
it, I'm helping, are we takingthese guys down?
And they're like farva, whatare you doing here?
And they're like the drugdealers like shoot them, kill
them.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
And he's like what, what?
And then the gang drives inwith a police car that has a
bunch of flares on it, sirensgoing and a sex doll with
Ursula's name on top of the car.
They're gonna arrest everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
And then they just hop out of the trunk.
Yeah, it's like what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
yeah, I guess they just had to, they just needed
the car to go so that they couldbe in the trunks when they
shoot at the car, I guess,because they just shoot at it a
lot.
It's barely a plan.
You didn't even really need thesex doll, the flares or
anything, because you're alreadyin a police car with sirens and
lights.
And then the whole group startsto fight and the super troopers

(01:06:58):
win.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yes, they're asking for a giant guy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
And then until Farva joins and helps they're able to
get the upper hand, the greatGrady, and Captain the Captain
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
He's punching up the air because he's so drunk, so
drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
But he wins.
He beats him in a fight, thenat the end of the fight he falls
back a little bit.
We did it, boy, we did it, andthen we cut to later on.
They're all getting together.
It's all kind of sweet Kid'sthere, the girlfriend's there
Ursula, I think, is even there.
They learn they're still beingshut down?

(01:07:34):
No, I don't see that coming andit says sincerely Governor,
fuckhead, classic Classic, brianCox, shit right there.
So then we cut to.
Three months later, thorny andRabbit are delivering a keg to a
party, st Inky's.
Yeah, we see, it's the sameguys from earlier in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
They're being kind of assholes to him by making it
Deservingly.
They're afraid at first, though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, assholes to him by making it Deservingly.
They're afraid at first, thoughthey're really scared Like, oh
no, my parents are in the back.
Yeah, my dad ordered the keg,but they're messing with him
deservedly.
They should mess with himbecause they were dicks to him
at the beginning of the movieand they're having him move the
keg around all over the place.
And then it turns out they'reactually actually the police
department, now Ready for thefun part.

(01:08:18):
Bum, bum, bum and the movieends.
Essentially they're all goingto get arrested, but we see they
actually stay and party baby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
The dude puts out of the basement.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I love acid.
It's great.
They're playing a bunch oflittle drinking games and stuff
Cake stands.
They're throwing stuff at thisguy doing like little duck.
It's like what's the duck?
The duck shoot game.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
It's like the game with the fair Duck hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, and like every time he hits he's like ding.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
He throws a fire extinguisher.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Farva throws a fire extinguisher what the fuck.
And then it cuts the very endafter the credits.
There's a little outtake ofFargo throwing up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Oh, there's also the bus, yes, where all the kids on
the bus are pouring milk on them, and then they kick his ass and
they're fighting him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
It's like what was the school bus driver even doing
at that point, or was it beingdriven by students?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I don't know.
I'm really glad they added thatat added that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Yeah, that was good Cause I was like I don't
remember what the bus was yeah,and that's super troopers.
We're going to go to ourcategories the good, the bad,
the ugly, the fine.
It's where we discuss the goodof the film, something we liked,
the bad, something we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
The fine something or the ugly fine something that
did age well, what he got forthe good, because just
remembering a lot of it.
But what made it funny wasremembering how funny I thought
it was.
Yeah, 20 years ago, yeah thisis.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
It's a great movie to like talk with a friend with.
Yeah, because, even if like,because watching it alone at 8
am in the morning is not theproper way to watch this movie
but watching it with like someof your buds, like smoking or
drinking or something the bestway to watch this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
People quoted this movie for like forever like I
still.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I used to always do like we can't pull over anymore.
We pulled over.
Like me and richard, we used towell.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I used to love saying that every time you go to a
fast food restaurant you thinkabout large fava.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah for me.
I put like the actors are solikable yeah, they really are
like I want to hang with theseboys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
They do seem like a good time.
Yeah, I think that's why theymade Beer Fest.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Yeah, right it's like let's just get drunk.
Yeah, I remember watching beerfest.
I remember thinking that waspretty funny, but I kind of came
on, uh, comedy central a lot.
I remember that, yeah, it's inthe boot, yeah the boot.
Couldn't figure out how todrink the boot because it always
spill on them or whatever, andthey just had to twist it.
No movie has ever encouraged meto binge, drink, binge, drink
more man a good beer movie likewill make you go by hell yeah,

(01:11:00):
man watching always watching theparties why I remember being in
college and I was watchingdjango unchained and it got to
the point where, um, christophwaltz is talking to, uh uh,
jamie foxx, and they're in a barand he's like he's preparing
the beer for him, yeah, and likehe has that little stick
scrapes the top of it.
I love it and the way like hewas shot, which is something

(01:11:22):
tarantino's so good, becausehe's even like with the uh uh,
the dessert bit and ingloriousbastard.
It's like he he's would be agreat advertising commercial guy
.
But like I was like I gotta go,I stopped the movie, I went and
got beers, I was like I had toand I and I poured it in a glass
and I was like I don't have astick.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
You just used your finger.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
But yeah, I really like these actors.
What's the bad for you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
The bad.
I mean, it's not really a wholelot, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, I don't really think of anything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
For me, the bad was watching it alone at 8 am.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Yeah, that was that was the bad for me, that was
that was my bad.
But yeah, I mean honestly, it'snot.
It's not, it's kind of it'sjust fairly, it's like, even if
it wasn't a comedy, it's funmovie yeah, it's really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I mean, some of the jokes are a little cheesy but,
you know it's okay, they make upfor it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I don't know, but thinking about every joke we
talked about, I was like no,that was a good bit.
And in my in my notes I wrotelike after almost every joke,
that's a good bit maybe seeingJohn Efferman's penis.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
that was not my favorite yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Why not?
I don't understand why.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
You don't like seeing that.
I mean it was.
There was no problem with it.
What'd you think about WalterGoggins'?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
penis in a rush of chipsuits, yikes, all right.
So what do you got for the ugly?
This was a pretty easy one.
I felt like what Cops, cops Cand cops and cops playing pranks
on people?
They're not.
It's not a good thing.
Cops aren't your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Don't fall for never fall for a joke never laugh at
them if they're saying meow, no,don't do that they will already
they hate it when you do things.
Yeah, they hate being laughedat.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
For some reason they don't get to get laughed at, I
guess.
No, there's very high stress,yeah, all the time.
Yeah, I was like I don't know.
I did get pulled over by onecop and he was so nice and funny
because my name was, like myname's, middle name's, james, so
Jesse James, you know you justshot him finger guns?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
no, he's just like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Jesse James.
Well, you're not living up tothat name and they're like we're
having a good laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Oh yeah, motherfucker .
Yeah, what do you think aboutthis?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
And then I was just going down a hill and I kind of
get a little too fast and I'mlike, ah, sorry, such an outlaw,
I'm a bad boy.
And of course he made a bankrobbing joke and then he let me
go for free.
Yeah, my ugly is a bad cop.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Be a good cop, you should just bring a cowboy hat
in your car.
I should Be a good cop.
You should just bring a cowboyhat in your car.
I should, for when you getpulled over.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
That would be.
Maybe I get more jokes, I don'tknow if I want cops.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
If you can make them laugh, I feel like you got a
chance.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Make them laugh.
Make them laugh.
That's singing in the rain, allright.
What do you got to find?
Something that aged?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
well, I Aged well, I guess I haven't seen any of
these guys newer stuff, but Ifeel like their brand of comedy
is right up my alley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Kind of the legend of this movie.
Aged well, I feel likeeverybody loves Super Troopers.
If you talk to him about it,like most people would be like
you've seen Super Troopers Likehell.
Yeah, bro, especially our age.
Yeah, it's definitely kind of abro movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
I could see like Generations Under Us not liking
it and Generations Above Us notliking it as well.
I almost let my oldest daughterwatch this with me, but she
didn't want to get out of bedthis morning, so I guess, it's
probably good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I still don't think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
I think she would have thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
I don't know, I don't know, your daughter, I'll have
to give it a test.
Yeah, give it a test.
Sit down with everybody in yourfamily to watch this and, just
instead of watching the movie,just stare at them from the
recliner Just say raise yourhand when you stop liking it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Yeah, oh, that was fast.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Your wife one joke in yeah, raises her hand.
Mine was Brian Cox baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
That guy is still making bangers Even McDonald's
commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I forgot about that.
And goofy comedies Even ifthey're not good or if you don't
find them good, we still needthem, and they need to be in
theaters, especially these days.
Yes, so that's our firstcategory.
We're going to hit up our nextone, which is double feature.
It's where we recommend a movieto go alongside this.
You're never going to guess themovies.

(01:15:47):
We decide to do the wholecatalog We've talked about them
multiple times on this movie.
Mine is Club Dread.
Hell yeah, cheeseburgers andParadise.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
I need to see that again.
I need to see that again.
I've only seen it one time,really Ugh, but I really loved.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
I've seen that one more than this one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I love the scene where they're in the maze like
the Pac-Man maze, yeah, andthey're just Like the
strawberries having sex with thepineapple or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Oh man the athletic like the gymnast sex scene.
I remember that the murder, thelike random murder that's on
the loose, and then just BillPaxton man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
It's Peter Klonenberg damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
It's just like how they got Bill Paxton to just do
his best Jimmy Buffettimpersonation.
I don't know, but it's amazing.
He probably wasn't doing much.
I'm just going to buy it onAmazon.
I can't find it anywhere.
It I'm just going to buy it onAmazon.
I can't find it anywhere.
It's like $40 to get a Blu-ray.
I don't even think they have aBlu-ray.
It's expensive to find itbecause they're just not making

(01:16:44):
it.
I don't think.
But yeah, so mine's Club Dread,what's yours, baby Beerfest
Hell yeah.
Obviously it's another good one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I've seen that one more than Super Troopers
surprisingly all the games theyplay and just like drunk as hell
.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
it's such a fun ass movie it just kind of makes you
wish like makes you wish you hada boot to drink out of.
I wish this.
This is how I spent my collegeyears, I know, and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
It's like close group of friends just drinking,
getting into debauchery yeah,debauchery debauchery debauchery
and like I love how JohnHeverman dies in that movie, God
I don't even remember that.
Spoiler alert so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
So that's Super Troopers, baby.
That's our coverage.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Let us know what you thinkabout, thought about the movie.
Did it hold up for you?
Did it not Make sure to join usnext week?
We're not done with comedies,baby.
We getting wilder, we getting alittle older.
We're gonna be talking about anactor who looks like.

(01:17:42):
Who's looked the same for like70 years of his life because
we're doing the jerk baby, oneof the funniest movies ever made
, fucking classic hell, yeah,let's hope we still think that,
though I mean the jerks likeknown as one of the best
comedies ever.
Oh yeah, I even think supertroopers showed up on some of
those lists, I'm sure.
Um.

(01:18:02):
So yeah, join us for that.
Steve martin is amazing, it'sjust.
It's just his when he wasyounger, the type of comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
A lot of facts about steve martin too.
I feel like, yeah, he's beenaround for a minute.
See how many factoids I want todrop boy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
So yeah, join us next week for that.
Leave us some fan mail Links atthe top of the description, at
the bottom.
You can leave us one at ouremail.
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Leave us some reviews.
Just be like yo.
Thanks for recommending SuperTroopers.
You're making me rewatch it,that freaking rule, dude.

(01:18:37):
So yeah, only five stars please, or we'll super trooper.
You Right meow.
I'd like to thank Joey Prosserfor our intro and outro.
Music, music, music.
You can follow him on X at MrJoey Prosser and man, this has
been the we Recommend Podcast.
I'm Jesse, I'm Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Pull over.
I can't pull over anymore, man,I'm already pulled over.
I'm already pulled over, bye.
Thanks for watching.

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